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<v Speaker 1>It was like it was like the author had heard show,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell, but heard tell, Tell, Tell Tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Horrible content because.

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<v Speaker 3>Maul's quickly make you tired and cranky quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>A bad author who might be a legitimately bad person.

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<v Speaker 4>She is love Lord. That's like her background would be interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>And a crazy amount of drama surrounding this book that

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<v Speaker 2>is even more interesting than the poorly written book.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello everyone, and welcome back to Mean book Club. This

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<v Speaker 4>week we read Handbook for Mortals by Lanny Saramoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Booky maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>A handbook even not don't book that goes in your hands?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What the fuck is the title?

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<v Speaker 2>I love the title?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>A book to the book? What is in the book?

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<v Speaker 3>There is nothing. It's not like it's format, there's no information.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not informational yet it's not. Yeah, it doesn't make

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<v Speaker 4>any sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the book is horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody just doesn't even match the title.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And as we learned, there is unfortunately another same named

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<v Speaker 2>book that is about how to cope with terminal illness.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this book isn't easy to find, but we'll get it.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll get into that first. Let's introduce ourselves as always,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm one of your hosts. Sarah Burton.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm another host, Clara Morris.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning or good afternoon or evening. My name is

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<v Speaker 2>Jonas Grabis. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, this is Raina B.

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<v Speaker 4>Jordan. Oh, almost sounds like you said, Raina B. Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Raina B.

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>You might catch me on the TV show Nashville, my

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<v Speaker 1>sister Andy.

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<v Speaker 4>And Nashville again. One of this one of the settings

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<v Speaker 4>of this book. So what a perfect time, guys. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>uh find out why the hell we're reading this book, Johanna,

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<v Speaker 4>can we find out? How do we? Who recommended this

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<v Speaker 4>to us?

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<v Speaker 2>This book is thanks to Miles May, And I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to say that this is the absolute perfect book

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<v Speaker 2>for me and book club. I feel like we have

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<v Speaker 2>never had a recommendation that was so dead on in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of horrible content, a bad author who might be

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<v Speaker 2>a legitimately bad person, and a crazy amount of drama

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<v Speaker 2>surrounding this book that is even more interesting than the

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<v Speaker 2>poorly written book. So, Miles, I mean, for me, this

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<v Speaker 2>is the best wreck we have ever received.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow aho, Wow, that's big. I was just gonna say,

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<v Speaker 4>Miles May, sounds like you know an actor model name,

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<v Speaker 4>and I I'm just thrown that out there that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's an incredible name, a credible name.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having a hard time believing it's even real.

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<v Speaker 3>Does sound sort of superhero?

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<v Speaker 4>What did Miles say?

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<v Speaker 2>So? Miles recommended handbook for mortals if You're not familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm beginning to quote if You're not familiar. This

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<v Speaker 2>book rather infamously knocked The Hate You Give off of

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<v Speaker 2>the number one spot on the New York Times bestseller list.

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<v Speaker 2>By all accounts, the author essentially created her way onto

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<v Speaker 2>the bestsellers list, and quite frankly, the fact that she

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<v Speaker 2>was able to knock The Hate You Give off the

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<v Speaker 2>top spot feels insulting. Even without that fact, it is

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<v Speaker 2>one of the laziest and most poorly conceived young adult

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<v Speaker 2>novels I have ever read in my life, and the

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<v Speaker 2>author herself might be one of the most appropriative and

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<v Speaker 2>racist glory hounds I've ever heard of, desperate to give

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<v Speaker 2>give herself unearned fame and glory while not caring that

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<v Speaker 2>she's drowning out the voices of I assume I cut

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<v Speaker 2>something off of drowning out the voices of I'm Gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>actually women of color who were writing books that were

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<v Speaker 2>on the New York Times bestseller list, that this book gives.

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<v Speaker 3>A good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>And she does this while describing herself with a term

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<v Speaker 2>that is actually a slur for Romani people. As an aside,

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<v Speaker 2>if the fact that this was an investigation into this

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<v Speaker 2>novel's placement on the bestseller list eventually led to it

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<v Speaker 2>being removed doesn't fit your qualifications, I understand and will

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<v Speaker 2>recommend something else. Now, I will say I did not

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<v Speaker 2>read that part until after we had selected this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I said it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do not feel that it it disqualifies the

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<v Speaker 2>book at all. It was a New York Times bestseller,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter how short a time, no matter how ill gotten,

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<v Speaker 2>it was on the list.

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<v Speaker 4>It was on the list. There's screenshots I.

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<v Speaker 1>Prove it, like, yes, which is more than we can

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<v Speaker 1>say for our book last That's true.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true, it's certainly. And also learning a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>about how how this whole story I know John is

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<v Speaker 4>going to get into about how Lanny got it on

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<v Speaker 4>the New York Times bestseller list. I don't doubt that

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<v Speaker 4>we've read books that have employed similar means in the past,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't doubt that we have.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine any offense.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, perhaps perhaps this is the most drastic, but I

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<v Speaker 4>just feel like I'm like, I think that she just

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<v Speaker 4>went too hard. I think she was she you know,

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<v Speaker 4>by knocking off the hate you give and becoming the note.

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<v Speaker 4>Like if she came in at number ten, people will

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<v Speaker 4>be like, oh, what's that book?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you might be right.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I feel like she just overplayed the hand.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say an adult book.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say for a fact that we do have

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<v Speaker 2>another author that did this employ this exact tactic. Who

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<v Speaker 2>do you think it was. I'll give you that hint.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a self help book.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't The Secret No, no, never had the word

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<v Speaker 4>fuck in it or something. No.

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<v Speaker 2>But it had a ghostwriter, but it was I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you another hint. This may narrow it down Brady quite

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<v Speaker 2>a bit. Not Tom Brady. This person was the president

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<v Speaker 2>of the United States. They are the president. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the part of the deal purchased its way on.

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<v Speaker 4>I forget. I forgot we did that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah live even right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, yeah, I think we did it for show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, did we What is life?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really think we did it live. We did

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<v Speaker 2>Deal Carnagie lived, We.

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<v Speaker 3>Did the Art of the Deal live. It was Get

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<v Speaker 3>the Pit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, good for us. Oh yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, good for us, good for us? All right,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, So how did you guys consume this book?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might have an idea, since we had

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<v Speaker 4>to all talk about it beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll say I tried really hard to find it

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<v Speaker 1>at the library, at another library, on Amazon, in bookstores,

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<v Speaker 1>and eventually I found a PDF online. And I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not convinced that I did read the book, because I

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<v Speaker 1>know it was so bad that I just like can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that it was the book.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree. We didn't go to the Wizarding conventions. She

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<v Speaker 4>claimed to sell them out, and that was part of

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<v Speaker 4>the issue, I'm sure. But I I had this PDF

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<v Speaker 4>that you sent, Sabrina. Thank God for it. I hate.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not want to read the pdf. I read

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<v Speaker 4>some of it and I said, I can't do this.

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<v Speaker 4>I needed audio and I had to find an app,

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<v Speaker 4>do a free trial, some app that would read the

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<v Speaker 4>book to me in a computer voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>So I did. I did. Yeah, I know it. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it maybe made it worse speechify I downloaded speech.

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<v Speaker 2>It couldn't have made it worse, Sarah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>It was pretty bad, but that's how I did. Clara,

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<v Speaker 4>what are you gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I somehow meant like I had a memory of

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<v Speaker 3>Sabrina texting the PDF, but then when I went to

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<v Speaker 3>find it, I like accidentally downloaded the joke one that

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<v Speaker 4>To remind fuck this.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had enough credits. You know how with Amazon

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<v Speaker 3>you can be like, Okay, I'll wait a few days,

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<v Speaker 3>and it gives you a credit for ebook. So I

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<v Speaker 3>use my credit to get it, and I'm sort of

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<v Speaker 3>glad I did. Because now so I like use credits

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<v Speaker 3>to buy it from Amazon as a kindle for kindle book,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm sort of glad it did because I know

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<v Speaker 3>that this is the official book. This is a weird

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<v Speaker 3>quote one quotation mark in the middle of the page.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just part of the book. Like I had just

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<v Speaker 3>done a free PDF, I would have assumed that was

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<v Speaker 3>some sort of pirting issue issue. Yeah, that is just

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<v Speaker 3>the book.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Or like that you didn't follow up text and

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<v Speaker 1>try to get I was just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I must have missed. I must have made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 4>Now what she did it, we still were able to

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<v Speaker 4>consume the book without paying for it, but also we

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<v Speaker 4>like I couldn't even I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would have accidentally paid for it. So i'm and i'm

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been more glad I didn't pay for.

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<v Speaker 3>A book than yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And that the library doesn't even carry it, Like good

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<v Speaker 2>for that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not crazy, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>How did our library know that? Like who read it

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<v Speaker 3>and told the library?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>How did the library know this wasn't a real book?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think the library ever had this book. I

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<v Speaker 4>think that they was never never, just never was there? Jana?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you doing you doing? Janna jabs about the book?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, so I actually I swear this wasn't just

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<v Speaker 2>to be lazy, because look at the outline. I did

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of work, Okay, a lot, I see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I wanted to read the summary right off of

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<v Speaker 2>Wikipedia because it was so funny, Like, you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>me to gussie this up for you. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>official she'll like on Wikipedia if you look for this

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<v Speaker 2>book summary. Okay, okay, okay, any idea how to pronounce

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<v Speaker 2>her full name? So the main character's name is Zaid.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's not it doesn't end in zaide because

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like the way you say that name or

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<v Speaker 4>I read somebody be like it doesn't make sense because

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<v Speaker 4>the full name. So, the full name is pronounced differently

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<v Speaker 4>than this nickname.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is s c h e H e r

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<v Speaker 2>A z A D. So I'm gonna just pronounce that

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<v Speaker 2>how I think.

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<v Speaker 4>It is here sure Shahara's odd Shaharazad.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay summary from Wikipedia. The novel follows the adventures of

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<v Speaker 2>Shaharazad Zadi esther Holder, a twenty five year old woman

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<v Speaker 2>who comes from a family of folk magic practitioners in

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<v Speaker 2>a small Tennessee town. She leaves home to join a

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<v Speaker 2>Las Vegas troop of eccentric stage magicians, where she forges

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<v Speaker 2>romantic connections with several men, including Carrot Top, and relishes

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<v Speaker 2>elicit affair with the elderly head stage magician, Charles Spelman.

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<v Speaker 1>To herself in the mirror. Every piece of information you got,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, no, And she uses idioms and then

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<v Speaker 4>not like in a clever, funny way. It's always just

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<v Speaker 4>it's just like incredible. It's like they're they're idioms because

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<v Speaker 4>count because it was it was long. Yeah, like it

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<v Speaker 2>Can I give you I know we're not here yet,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna rev up to it because you just need

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, they're sleeping, beauty Cam said softly, after lightly touching

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<v Speaker 2>my shoulder and sitting down next to me. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>the context here is she's like it's her first day.

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<v Speaker 4>Of work and she was not falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, at work, Okay, looks like you met everyone

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<v Speaker 2>you after your performance resembled in autographed signing by.

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<v Speaker 4>A boy band.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know what the latest one is but

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<v Speaker 2>Backstreet five directions, one second of Winter ninety eight, Celsiuso

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that. I laughed hard at his combo

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<v Speaker 2>of wrong boy band names and his clear indication that

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<v Speaker 2>he knew all the boy bands, Sami Colon, he purposely

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>God, that was a good one he purposely had made,

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<v Speaker 2>he says Grice. I want to puncher.

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<v Speaker 1>I have so many quotes from this book though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too. I think it should just be a

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<v Speaker 4>It probably could be a quote best, because it is

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<v Speaker 4>just like amazing, like we can give you these. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I'm like, did the summary tell you what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of like, because.

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<v Speaker 3>Not much happens mentioned that she's a witch.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think she's from a family of fault magic

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<v Speaker 4>with a K, but for some reason, it's not spelled

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<v Speaker 4>that way in the Wikipedia. Yeah, so basically, wait, where

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<v Speaker 4>are we in this in our outline?

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<v Speaker 2>We we have not even gone through the book yet.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's let I'm we're jumping ahead. Let's go, Johnna,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the wine? Parent.

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<v Speaker 2>So I I'm going with kind of a mix here

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<v Speaker 2>of one thing from folk magic Homie and then one

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<v Speaker 2>thring thing from Vegas. So for the folk magic practitioners,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got Natalie's carrot ginger turmeric apple juice, which feels

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<v Speaker 2>like it's something that will help activate my magical witch powers.

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<v Speaker 3>And then for Natalie juice it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>It was six dollars, Clara, it's expensive, was it for good?

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a gallon of milk as well and it

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<v Speaker 2>was only five It felt like milk sky.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that has a nice orange color. And one

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<v Speaker 3>of the times that you were drinking and just out

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<v Speaker 3>of the corner of my eyes thought you were emptying

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<v Speaker 3>on a pill bottle on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it gives your lips a nice like pinky glow too,

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<v Speaker 2>like natural. So that's very yeah, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>look like really nice and have like a peachy orange lip.

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<v Speaker 4>Then for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Vegas side we're having it's called the black Stump Charras

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<v Speaker 2>and it's just the wine that I had open, But

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<v Speaker 2>I do think the name's kind of fun. The black stump.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it does sound like poison made from a black stump.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So put all this you could take a little

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<v Speaker 2>sip of your orange drink, okay, and a little sip

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<v Speaker 2>of your wine.

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<v Speaker 4>That's usually how drinks. Bartender serve your drinks. Just have

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<v Speaker 4>a few and take a few tips of each of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Here there, back and forth, and you're good to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Switch them around, mix them like a mortal and a magic.

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<v Speaker 2>Person, like a wine and a cherry coke.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's normal. And people we did this conversation forgot

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the last week Sarah had wine and chery

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<v Speaker 3>coke had angered Johanna. Yeah, I want to try it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe I forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys know there's a new coke with orange?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys started orange cream? I haven't tried it?

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty good, I thought it's pretty good. I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to try it. I mean, who doesn't like

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<v Speaker 3>a creamsicle?

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly? I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Johnny, you were just drinking a creamsicle practically.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's orange.

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<v Speaker 3>John You had a choice between a creamsicle and nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing, nothing, really insane, This is true insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I would rather never have deserted to get my entire life.

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<v Speaker 4>What then, ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Have one creamsicle?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you like throw up a creamsicle?

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<v Speaker 4>But you like orange? Do you like vanilla?

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<v Speaker 2>I like vanilla?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like ice cream? Some?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna go crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>This is an adding up. This isn't adding up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting mad.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you ever had creamsicle.

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<v Speaker 2>And orange drink, so I must love creamsickle. Okay, stop

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<v Speaker 2>putting me in your box.

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<v Speaker 3>Creamsicle tastes good. That's what.

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<v Speaker 4>We thought you might like to enjoy something for what

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<v Speaker 4>season of life? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a long list of things that I would

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<v Speaker 2>rather never have blank again than have to have that

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<v Speaker 2>version of it, Like kettle chips, for example, I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>never have tap chips to get in my life than

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<v Speaker 2>have to eat kettle chips.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, those cut the top of your mouth, Yeah they're stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Public specific Well, kettle chips have never cut the top

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<v Speaker 2>of my mouth, so I don't have to scream. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I have a more delicate palette than you. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if that's a grip.

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<v Speaker 1>It you rip off the roof of my mouth, both

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Pot I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, I forgot about old ramshackle palette like yours

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<v Speaker 2>that I could just put.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything in my dick sucking palette shot up.

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<v Speaker 3>And she forces us to move.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even respond, Okay, the book, the book, but

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<v Speaker 2>there's so much to say, Like, there's so much to say. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This book received attention for its New York Times bestseller

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<v Speaker 2>status in twenty seventeen, which right away people are like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is so weird because you can't buy it in

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<v Speaker 2>a store and you cannot buy it on Amazon on

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<v Speaker 2>so and the author had never published before, and there

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<v Speaker 2>was no buzz about the book. So basically, this author,

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Stamper, great name for an author. We already know

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<v Speaker 2>that you like the fixings of books and things that

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<v Speaker 2>are related to paper. He showed that the book's placement

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<v Speaker 2>was achieved through manipulations such as unusual bulk ordering, and

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say, I looked into it and it

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<v Speaker 2>was extra sneaky because basically, if a bookstore like Barnes

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<v Speaker 2>and Noble receives an order for more than thirty of

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<v Speaker 2>the same book, it's considered like a bulk order, and

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<v Speaker 2>they don't report it to the New York Times. But

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<v Speaker 2>if they receive less than thirty or like thirty or under,

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<v Speaker 2>then that's just counts as a sale. So basically someone

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<v Speaker 2>was going around to like me, yeah, definitely, all of

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<v Speaker 2>the Barnes and Nobles in New York City, for example,

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<v Speaker 2>an order was played for thirty copies of this book

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<v Speaker 2>and did that like all over the country, so that

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<v Speaker 2>every one of these little mini ball orders was reported

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<v Speaker 2>as a sale.

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<v Speaker 4>I also heard that she was calling like ahead, she

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<v Speaker 4>would like call and be like, do you report because

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<v Speaker 4>not everyone reports New York Times, so she would like

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<v Speaker 4>first be like, do you guys report your book sales

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<v Speaker 4>team times? And if they did, then she would put

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<v Speaker 4>the order in. That was like, and so did Shander

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<v Speaker 4>pay for it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it gets so spicy from here, Okay. She

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<v Speaker 2>had somehow, along with the publication of the books, arranged

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<v Speaker 2>a deal where as long as the book became a

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<v Speaker 2>New York Times bestseller, it was going to be produced

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<v Speaker 2>and made into a film. So I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 2>this early investment in her mind of like shelling out

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<v Speaker 2>for these books was like, it's okay, because the whole

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<v Speaker 2>point is that we're going to sell the film rights.

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<v Speaker 2>And guess who's going to play the lead role.

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<v Speaker 4>It's land Lee, Lady Lanny whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Lanny is.

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<v Speaker 4>In the.

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<v Speaker 1>Blake Lively.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be incredible if only she cast herself as the

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<v Speaker 2>heroine who will soon learn is the most beautiful woman

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<v Speaker 2>who has ever set foot on earth, and I love

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<v Speaker 2>And she's also twenty five Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I think lady's a little older than that.

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<v Speaker 2>So not only was the book fraudulently put on the

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<v Speaker 2>New York Times Bestseller, the cover art was also plagiarized

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<v Speaker 2>from a book called The Knife Thrower three. It appeared

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<v Speaker 2>to have been traced over and recolored. The author stated, so,

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<v Speaker 2>once the book goes on the New York Times Bestseller

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone's like, what the hell is happening, she goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I sold five thousand copies of the novel on my website,

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<v Speaker 2>and thirteen thousand cops these through appearances at wizard World

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<v Speaker 2>at people found this really it's basically a like comic

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<v Speaker 2>con convention. And people found this unusual because even the

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<v Speaker 2>most prolific authors such as George R. R. Martin would

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<v Speaker 2>only sell hundreds of copies of their novels at a

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<v Speaker 2>comic con convention of comic con, So to say you

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<v Speaker 2>sold thirteen thousand copies and George R. R. Martin sold

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<v Speaker 2>like for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you see how she said, like why she claimed

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<v Speaker 4>she was? She like doubled down and was like, I

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<v Speaker 4>was able to sell these because I was selling them

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<v Speaker 4>at this famous actor's booth who everybody wanted his you know,

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<v Speaker 4>no sing sure, and it was oh my god, Thomas

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<v Speaker 4>Ian Nicholas, who, of course you guys all know might

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<v Speaker 4>want to do a little goog right now because you don't.

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<v Speaker 4>He was in Rookie of the Year and The American

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<v Speaker 4>Pie and I don't think anything else. Oh I do recognize,

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<v Speaker 4>but that she was claiming that he was. But apparently

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<v Speaker 4>he is a part of this whole thing because she

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<v Speaker 4>promised him I guess one of the roles in the

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<v Speaker 4>movie that was definitely going to be made.

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<v Speaker 1>But that makes me feel correct, doesn't make me feel

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<v Speaker 1>so the year, Yeah, it was a great movie.

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<v Speaker 3>And now he's so desperate to get into a movie

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<v Speaker 3>that he'll get canned.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah pretty much. Wow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The direct from her is that we published the book

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<v Speaker 2>with the film rights already in place. It will start

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<v Speaker 2>in the lead role yours truly, alongside my producer and

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<v Speaker 2>co star Thomas. Yeah, that's it all goes well.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't think you that they actually worry he

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think he's a big enough name to move

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<v Speaker 4>that kind of those numbers.

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<v Speaker 3>No, maybe if she maybe in the wizarding circles, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>he bigger.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's funny because that has wizards. It's like, why

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<v Speaker 4>is he even there? Well, i'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>New York Times did not think that he was big

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<v Speaker 2>enough to move twenty thousand, because they did remove the

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<v Speaker 2>book from the bestseller list.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I also fun little fact is that the author used

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<v Speaker 2>to manage the band Blues Traveler and Blues Traveler band

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<v Speaker 2>member John Popper Great Name commented on the media coverage

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<v Speaker 2>and her prior employment with the band, stating that he

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<v Speaker 2>found all of this and keeping with his experiences with her,

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<v Speaker 2>and those experiences had led to her being fired.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah, I've got to say that it is telling

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<v Speaker 1>that a woman does this little self promotion and she

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<v Speaker 1>gets canceled, and a man does it and he becomes

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<v Speaker 1>pressed president.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 4>That's saying a lot of people, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>do it. I think she just did it. She did

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<v Speaker 4>it a little too hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, I think part of the problem, like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>comparing art of the deal, right, like right, there are

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<v Speaker 1>other good or good or bad? Like there's an audience

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<v Speaker 1>for that book, and I'm just not sure the same

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<v Speaker 1>is true of Handbook for Mortals?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I can I read no audience for it? Excerpts

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<v Speaker 4>from the Vulture article about it. Yeah, that's good because

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<v Speaker 4>they interviewed her, so she's it, says adapting the screenplay

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<v Speaker 4>was challenging. My grammar isn't always the greatest, she told me.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah had hired three different editors to help pull the

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<v Speaker 4>book into shape. She took pains to make sure mirrored

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<v Speaker 4>the script is as much as possible. According to a

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<v Speaker 4>person who read both the scripts of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Book, so she she originally wrote this as a screenplay,

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<v Speaker 2>which we didn't. We left, and then she's like, actually

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<v Speaker 2>it's a book.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because somebody told her that books to TV move,

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<v Speaker 4>which I've heard, you know, so she said. According to

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<v Speaker 4>a person who read both the script and the book,

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<v Speaker 4>Saram said she had promised Carrot Top apart in the film,

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<v Speaker 4>therefore she had to include him in the book as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait till you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I want to do the Carrot Top scene as

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<v Speaker 2>an act out, and I actually scripted it out for us.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wonderful. Sorry, keep going, you keep going. I have

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<v Speaker 4>another quote from that, but I will share. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, I'll just do this one. So the writer

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<v Speaker 4>of this article is. I asked Nicholas and Sarah if

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<v Speaker 4>they felt discouraged by the recent uproar. Short answer, no.

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<v Speaker 4>If I listened to the word no, I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 4>in the entertainment business for third one year, is said Nicholas,

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<v Speaker 4>and then Sarah added, if we listen to people telling

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<v Speaker 4>us no, women probably would not even have the right

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<v Speaker 4>to vote.

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<v Speaker 3>It's justificatione.

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<v Speaker 4>So she's comparing herself to like what she's what she

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<v Speaker 4>did was like women a suffragette suffragett. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>suffrage incredible, what a hero.

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<v Speaker 2>A little more about the author my about the author section,

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<v Speaker 2>because you know a lot already. I'm just including two

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<v Speaker 2>bios that she clearly wrote for herself because I love

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<v Speaker 2>it in her voice, it will tell the story the best.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is her bio from Instagram. I spin stories

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll act them out for you. I've made magic

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<v Speaker 2>music and moving pictures. I am the girl next door

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<v Speaker 2>dot dot dot if you live and never never land.

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<v Speaker 4>God actually better written love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, and then her bio on Goodreads, which

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also one hundred percent certain was written by her.

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<v Speaker 2>Lannie Saram basically grew up in the entertainment industry. She

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<v Speaker 2>began acting at age three and continued to perform through

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<v Speaker 2>her early years. She began writing scripts when she was eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the years, she's become a jack of all trades

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<v Speaker 2>in the entertainment business. She became a rock and roll

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<v Speaker 2>gypsy at fifteen and started fans and working on festivals.

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<v Speaker 2>She toured with everyone from Ryan Adams Canceled to Narls Barclay.

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<v Speaker 2>She also became one of the youngest female managers in

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<v Speaker 2>the business and managed bands like Plain White Teas, one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred Monkeys and Blues Traveler, in which.

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<v Speaker 4>She's also in. The books are all.

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<v Speaker 2>And they also the guy from one hundred Monkeys and

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<v Speaker 2>the guy from Blues Traveler both spoke out against her controversy.

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<v Speaker 4>She has appeared in.

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<v Speaker 2>Films like Mall Cup Too, Jason Bourne, and Trailer Bark

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<v Speaker 2>Shark Handbook for Mortals is a debut novel of a

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<v Speaker 2>series of books which are also being made into feature films.

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<v Speaker 2>So It's gonna be a series of books and they

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<v Speaker 2>are all of them being made into future films, And

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to know. I went to her IMDb

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, is what's been going on? She

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<v Speaker 2>says she's an actress. Like her current Instagram is like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an actor. She was recently in something. And this

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<v Speaker 2>is a little bit of an ask the author, but

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do it right up top here because

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about her career in movies and stuff. So

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<v Speaker 2>as recently as twenty twenty three, she acted in a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>She played someone named Stacy, who I think is like

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<v Speaker 2>a secondary character. I want you to guess the title

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<v Speaker 2>based on the log line. Okay, young down on their

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<v Speaker 2>luck couple settle for a cheap apartment that seems too

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<v Speaker 2>good to be true. Little do they know something lurks

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<v Speaker 2>in the drain of the bathtub, something that's thousands of

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<v Speaker 2>years old and it is hungry.

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<v Speaker 4>So wait, what are you asking us to get?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm asking you what is the name of the movie

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<v Speaker 2>that this jack of all trades Hollywood starlet is in

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<v Speaker 2>as Stacy dre Now, Oh nice, really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Tub creep, Tub creep.

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<v Speaker 3>Creep is really good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Tails from the hair Monster, good Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, I guess Sabrina is closest. The answer is

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<v Speaker 2>movie that she is in is called Bathtub Shark Attack.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a shark that threw me off with how

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<v Speaker 3>old it was?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, ancient shark and ancient pipes. This must have been

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<v Speaker 4>around Shark Nado when they were like, let's just make

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<v Speaker 4>everything be shark totally.

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<v Speaker 3>What else could we put a shark?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about After looking up pictures of her,

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<v Speaker 1>the image of the woman on the cover of the

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<v Speaker 1>book is clearly a stylized version of her.

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<v Speaker 4>Right because she does the hair thing she yea at

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<v Speaker 4>the bottom. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into the book book can did anybody

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<v Speaker 1>else read the foreword?

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<v Speaker 2>I did because I thought it was part of the book,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was so fucking pissed that I read the

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<v Speaker 2>four What else I'll say is I think it might

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<v Speaker 2>have been worse than the book. Really, really, it was

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<v Speaker 2>so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like this author thought it was a time

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about themselves by the author, I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>the person writing the foreword, and it like starts out

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<v Speaker 1>of like how they met and how they didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to pronounce Lanny's name at first, and they go

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<v Speaker 1>through a couple of different iterations of what they thought

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<v Speaker 1>might be the pronunciation, and then it's it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I typically don't like books of this style, but Lanny

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<v Speaker 1>asked me to read it, and I told her that

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that I liked this more than other books

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<v Speaker 1>of this genre that I had read before, and I

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<v Speaker 1>actually personally have written incredible books, and I'm really excited

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<v Speaker 1>that you get to hear my voice in this forward.

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<v Speaker 4>The end is that her? Was it her as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone else? Guy? Who's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is this is a quote I told Lanny. Yeah, Lanny,

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<v Speaker 1>that I enjoyed this book far more than other books

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<v Speaker 1>of the genre that i've exploded exploded. No that that oh, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>explored I can't read that have exploded.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't idle talk or a friend telling another friend

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<v Speaker 1>something nice so as to not hurt their feelings. It

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<v Speaker 1>was real and it was honest. Like that's so dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like most book reviews are fake, and I

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<v Speaker 2>know that, and I just want you to know that

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<v Speaker 2>even though this one seems fake, it's real.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her my thoughts on the plot, characters, and

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<v Speaker 1>important points, and that was that he didn't read.

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<v Speaker 2>This person also left a five star Goodreads review, one

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<v Speaker 2>of the few I did you know? I had to

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<v Speaker 2>find my five star Goodreads reviews that they were like seven.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Good. Well, I look forward to that. Yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Okay, you just let me know when we're ready

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<v Speaker 1>for me to read seven hundred quotes from this book.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess let's get into it, like I, yeah, however,

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<v Speaker 2>you I think this should just be a quote fest

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<v Speaker 2>because it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I'm I'm totally happy to kick it off.

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<v Speaker 3>I have one question before, who was making this into

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<v Speaker 3>a feature film?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Where did she get this deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question that did not come up. And

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if it was like the way like it

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<v Speaker 2>was like step one of getting a movie made in Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like you had a conversation with a producer

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<v Speaker 2>that didn't say no.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I just did Google. AI tells me, okay that

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<v Speaker 4>Chris Kenner, who worked on David Copperfield, will produce, So

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<v Speaker 4>I don't That's the only name other than like the

646
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<v Speaker 4>Thomas and Nicholas was mentioned. So I don't really feel

647
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<v Speaker 4>like this was very This was like a real deal.

648
00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:21.280
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't like Netflix said if it's no.

649
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:24.000
<v Speaker 4>I feel like they were just like, hey, so and

650
00:37:24.199 --> 00:37:26.280
<v Speaker 4>so who has money said that they would give us

651
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<v Speaker 4>money to make this film.

652
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<v Speaker 2>I think that's all that they Yeah, this feels like

653
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:34.440
<v Speaker 2>my neighbor is Maggie Jillenhall, and I put my script.

654
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<v Speaker 4>In her mail.

655
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.559
<v Speaker 2>Baw, I know she's gonna make the movie.

656
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

657
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:41.519
<v Speaker 2>She said if it's a New York Times bestseller, she'll

658
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<v Speaker 2>make the movie.

659
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:46.559
<v Speaker 4>It's like somebody was like, this will not what happens,

660
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:48.599
<v Speaker 4>I'll say this yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:52.519
<v Speaker 2>It's like, wow, that's a good question.

662
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Said when pigs fly, So I keep throwing.

663
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<v Speaker 2>That said Kieran Coulkin's little acceptance speech where he said

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<v Speaker 2>my wife, oh yeah, that we would have four kids

665
00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:07.159
<v Speaker 2>if I ever won an Oscar. He was like, well, well,

666
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:11.360
<v Speaker 2>well I guess you just won an oscar. It was

667
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<v Speaker 2>pretty fun.

668
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:12.760
<v Speaker 4>It was pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Clara, did you not see it?

670
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<v Speaker 2>No?

671
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:16.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you're talking about.

672
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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who Kiaren Colkin is?

673
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:19.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? You know Kieren Coulkin is.

674
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you think it's Macaulay Culkin?

675
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:24.079
<v Speaker 3>No, it's his little brother.

676
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Good, yeah, Okay, Karen's name Sarah.

677
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:32.960
<v Speaker 4>Were for Karen Calkin. This is the same.

678
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

679
00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his acceptance teach was really good and cute.

680
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:37.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was funny.

681
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:40.960
<v Speaker 1>It was really He was like, I have to tell

682
00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:46.000
<v Speaker 1>a story, and I have. I told my wife that

683
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:48.239
<v Speaker 1>she was I told her I wanted three kids when

684
00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:51.079
<v Speaker 1>I won the last award. She said I could have

685
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.320
<v Speaker 1>three kids, and then I was like, I actually want four,

686
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:57.039
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, win an oscar And he was like,

687
00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:59.360
<v Speaker 1>and I haven't brought it up until this exact time.

688
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:03.440
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

689
00:39:03.800 --> 00:39:09.320
<v Speaker 1>It was great, Yeah, she wants four kids to it,

690
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:10.679
<v Speaker 1>didn't she didn't?

691
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:16.199
<v Speaker 2>She said no, And I guess a lot she is

692
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:18.239
<v Speaker 2>bearing the brunt of it.

693
00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:23.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's pretty cool to have

694
00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:24.000
<v Speaker 4>that kind of success.

695
00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:28.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's anything.

696
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:32.599
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, definitely really soon, really really really soon, because

697
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:35.760
<v Speaker 4>we all now have the confidence to write a book

698
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:38.360
<v Speaker 4>that will become a bestseller because we read this book.

699
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:40.559
<v Speaker 4>Let's go quotes, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right.

701
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:46.880
<v Speaker 2>It starts out, let's go see down, let's go round

702
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.320
<v Speaker 2>robin like boom.

703
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Boom boo boo ohkow. This is when she's describing where

704
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.320
<v Speaker 1>she's from. She says, it's a little called town center

705
00:39:55.760 --> 00:40:00.320
<v Speaker 1>called Center Town. Yeah, it's about an hour or so

706
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:03.559
<v Speaker 1>outside of Nashville, smack dab in the middle of the state,

707
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.840
<v Speaker 1>hence the overly obvious name center Town. Just want to

708
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<v Speaker 1>reiterate that, she said the name twice, like it's Center Town.

709
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:15.639
<v Speaker 1>It's obvious because it's in the center Center Town.

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00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Clara, Okay, I just had Okay.

711
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:25.840
<v Speaker 3>It was a big, heavy door that made a hard

712
00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:32.880
<v Speaker 3>pounding noise when it shut. I don't think pounding means

713
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:35.199
<v Speaker 3>boom boom, boom boom, You know.

714
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:35.559
<v Speaker 4>What I mean.

715
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got a couple of descriptions of of Zaide

716
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:46.480
<v Speaker 2>or Zadi. Can I give a Can I give a couple?

717
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:53.239
<v Speaker 2>According to my Sunday the reading the Robot as like

718
00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:59.679
<v Speaker 2>these are all within the same like chapter. I'm not kidding,

719
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. Okay, Mike, my perfectly cut bang stayed

720
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:08.519
<v Speaker 2>unaffected by the wind.

721
00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:09.239
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

722
00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:16.639
<v Speaker 2>My favorite highwaisted Levi's dark denim skinny jeans, ripped in

723
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:19.559
<v Speaker 2>all the right places, made a swishing noise as I

724
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:23.159
<v Speaker 2>lifted my legs, and my perfect flowy Lucky's top that

725
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 2>I wear far too often billowed around me. I rarely

726
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.800
<v Speaker 2>think this, but I wish a photographer I had taken

727
00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:37.719
<v Speaker 2>my picture at that moment, as the outfit and the background,

728
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:43.480
<v Speaker 2>and I may have pretduced a cool looking photo. We

729
00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:46.920
<v Speaker 2>need to be explained to why she would think she

730
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:49.000
<v Speaker 2>needed her picture take it. It's not just that she

731
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:51.840
<v Speaker 2>thinks she should have her picture taken, which is so arrogant,

732
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:56.000
<v Speaker 2>but also because my outfit and the background and I

733
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:01.400
<v Speaker 2>people tell me I'm pretty all the time, beautiful, even

734
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:03.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure what they see. I think I'm more

735
00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:06.840
<v Speaker 2>of a cute girl. I'm slender, but I do not

736
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:09.960
<v Speaker 2>believe I would be what most people would call skinny,

737
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:12.280
<v Speaker 2>not hot girl, skinny at least. I mean, I have

738
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:14.440
<v Speaker 2>long legs that are toned, but I think my thighs

739
00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:18.199
<v Speaker 2>are a little large my favorite. Due to my dyslexia,

740
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I could write things perfectly but backwards.

741
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<v Speaker 4>What a cool I am just trying to It's so

742
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.599
<v Speaker 4>hard to pick stuff. So this is also just to

743
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:41.719
<v Speaker 4>give people. Like the first chapter zero. Chapter zero opens

744
00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:46.000
<v Speaker 4>with her being like, I'm leaving Nashville and my mother

745
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:51.000
<v Speaker 4>because they have a fight that is nonsensical, and like,

746
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:53.840
<v Speaker 4>I mean, we could honestly spend like an hour going

747
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:57.880
<v Speaker 4>over the first scene. I feel if we wanted to, don't,

748
00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.519
<v Speaker 4>but we're not going to do. She ends up in

749
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:04.159
<v Speaker 4>Las Vegas. There's no explanation of why or how, and

750
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:08.039
<v Speaker 4>she's just auditioning for a big time magician. And that's

751
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:11.639
<v Speaker 4>most of it is after she is now in this

752
00:43:11.840 --> 00:43:14.119
<v Speaker 4>magic show, and then it's some reason we're talking about

753
00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:18.320
<v Speaker 4>a love triangle. Okay, Sabrina, go ahead, tell us where

754
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:23.039
<v Speaker 4>we are within the book. And pretty early on in

755
00:43:23.119 --> 00:43:25.599
<v Speaker 4>the book, she's in her car.

756
00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:29.639
<v Speaker 1>I turned on the radio right after I threw my

757
00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:33.800
<v Speaker 1>car into drive, and the most appropriate song came blaring

758
00:43:33.920 --> 00:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>through the speakers of my car. It was the opening

759
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:40.599
<v Speaker 1>lyrics to the Dixie Chicks song Wide Open Spaces.

760
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:42.000
<v Speaker 4>That is the beginning.

761
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:46.119
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't help but laugh, and how truly that was

762
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:48.599
<v Speaker 1>my anthem at the moment. I took a sign that

763
00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:50.599
<v Speaker 1>I was doing the right thing as I drove away

764
00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:54.760
<v Speaker 1>and sang along to the song, which she then proceeds

765
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:57.920
<v Speaker 1>to give all the lyrics to.

766
00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:00.719
<v Speaker 4>She had to pay for that.

767
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:04.599
<v Speaker 2>She had to pay for that, right. I don't think so.

768
00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:10.800
<v Speaker 4>No, I think you still have to pay. I feel

769
00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:13.000
<v Speaker 4>like she had to. I don't know.

770
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:18.440
<v Speaker 1>It was fucking crazy word count.

771
00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:22.119
<v Speaker 4>Okay. I'm also to explain why it related to her

772
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:26.760
<v Speaker 4>so stupid. Okay. So this is this is a quote.

773
00:44:26.960 --> 00:44:28.599
<v Speaker 4>These are quotes from like a little later. This is

774
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:30.599
<v Speaker 4>more just about the character because this is like her

775
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:36.559
<v Speaker 4>main love interest and she's being measured, I guess for

776
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:40.719
<v Speaker 4>And this is the first time that we're switched up POV.

777
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:43.800
<v Speaker 4>We're in her PREOV and then suddenly we switched to Mac.

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00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:49.039
<v Speaker 2>Because that's just something. Three quis away through a book and.

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00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:53.679
<v Speaker 4>It says he raised his hand to knock on the door,

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00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:55.960
<v Speaker 4>but as he clutched his fingers together and bought up

781
00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:58.039
<v Speaker 4>his hand to make a fist, the door opened, just

782
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.679
<v Speaker 4>a crack. It hadn't been closed all the way. Mac

783
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:04.000
<v Speaker 4>could see Zade standing and nothing but her lace underwear

784
00:45:04.039 --> 00:45:07.039
<v Speaker 4>and a brawl as Lil pulled a feasuring tape around

785
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:10.079
<v Speaker 4>her narrow waist. Both pieces were black and nude with

786
00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:13.039
<v Speaker 4>lace trim in The pandies, which were a high waisted cut,

787
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:15.880
<v Speaker 4>framed Zaide's body nicely and showed off her curves and

788
00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:18.239
<v Speaker 4>small waists. Little made a note on her pat of

789
00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:20.639
<v Speaker 4>the measurement and moved down to Zade's hips. Under the

790
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:24.199
<v Speaker 4>bright light, Zaide's skin looked porcelain white. She was beautiful,

791
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.320
<v Speaker 4>She wasn't super model hot. There was something about her

792
00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:30.280
<v Speaker 4>that just made her stand out. Mack couldn't quite put

793
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.280
<v Speaker 4>his finger on it, but there was something there. He

794
00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:34.719
<v Speaker 4>tried to push the thoughts out of his head. He

795
00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:37.320
<v Speaker 4>didn't want to like her. He couldn't like her. Zade

796
00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:40.400
<v Speaker 4>was the enemy. We don't really know why at this point. Okay,

797
00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:43.000
<v Speaker 4>he tried to repeat that to himself. He took a

798
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.360
<v Speaker 4>deep breath and kept telling himself he should just turn

799
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:47.679
<v Speaker 4>and walk away. He had forgotten why he was even

800
00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:50.119
<v Speaker 4>standing in front of the wardrobe door. He had something

801
00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:51.960
<v Speaker 4>to do with Zaid in our first day, but he

802
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:55.000
<v Speaker 4>couldn't remember anything beyond that now. Mac was just not

803
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:56.840
<v Speaker 4>the kind of guy to just forget things, and it

804
00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:59.000
<v Speaker 4>made him frustrated that looking at her seemed to do

805
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:02.159
<v Speaker 4>it too him. Despite the frustration with himself, he still

806
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:07.280
<v Speaker 4>stood there staring for quite a while. Sorry, he's basically

807
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:11.480
<v Speaker 4>this love as like the biggest creep in the world.

808
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:12.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't know I.

809
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Multiple times in the book, she complains that her skin

810
00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:23.199
<v Speaker 2>is too white and it's just like Jesus Christ Lady Girl,

811
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:26.280
<v Speaker 2>especially considering that this book bought its way onto the

812
00:46:26.320 --> 00:46:29.599
<v Speaker 2>best seller list to push the hate you give off, Yeah,

813
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:33.159
<v Speaker 2>and another book by a woman of color off the

814
00:46:33.239 --> 00:46:36.880
<v Speaker 2>list entirely. It's just like, I'm so white under these

815
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:37.719
<v Speaker 2>bright lights.

816
00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:43.639
<v Speaker 3>I like, even the start of that quote was like

817
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:46.360
<v Speaker 3>what he did? What he clutched his fingers together and

818
00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:49.199
<v Speaker 3>made a fist. Oh, knocking on the door.

819
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:54.039
<v Speaker 4>She does describe things like an alien like it's like,

820
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:56.559
<v Speaker 4>there's a simple way to say these things, but you're

821
00:46:56.639 --> 00:47:01.199
<v Speaker 4>choosing the longest round. Yeah, it's part of my brain.

822
00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:03.559
<v Speaker 4>There were so many times where I was like, and

823
00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:05.320
<v Speaker 4>this might have been not because I was doing my

824
00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:09.039
<v Speaker 4>invented audiobook, but I was like, wait, what's happening here?

825
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:12.440
<v Speaker 4>What just happened? Like they're just talking about like a feeling,

826
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:16.800
<v Speaker 4>but there must have been information that was given, and

827
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:19.159
<v Speaker 4>I had to go back and back and it was

828
00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:22.519
<v Speaker 4>just like rambling nonsense for pages and pages.

829
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:27.639
<v Speaker 1>There's way too much information in some respects and so

830
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:31.679
<v Speaker 1>not enough clothes. There's not like like the start of

831
00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:33.800
<v Speaker 1>it where it was like the door was cracked. It

832
00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:36.280
<v Speaker 1>hadn't been closed the whole way. We didn't think that

833
00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>there was a big check through it that it had

834
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:43.480
<v Speaker 1>been like cracked, like someone took it to the door.

835
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Also, it's this book that is about like magic and

836
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:54.639
<v Speaker 2>Las Vegas and performing in this like incredible show. And

837
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.199
<v Speaker 2>chapter three starts this is This is a direct quote

838
00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:02.760
<v Speaker 2>the first second of chapter three. It took about a

839
00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:09.119
<v Speaker 2>week for human resources to process my paper an employee. Okay,

840
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:11.679
<v Speaker 2>I had to do a background check. Worked out well

841
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:13.760
<v Speaker 2>for me though, because I had to find an apartment.

842
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Luckily the first week I was allowed to stay at

843
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:20.239
<v Speaker 2>a hotel. I also got some furniture. Jesus Christ. I

844
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:23.320
<v Speaker 2>need to escape these things. I don't need to hear

845
00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:27.320
<v Speaker 2>about the difficult legistic Okay's cross country move.

846
00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:31.280
<v Speaker 4>But in her defense, the first chapter with her fighting

847
00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:34.360
<v Speaker 4>with her mom is all about how like you read cards,

848
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:38.840
<v Speaker 4>people think we're weird because of that. Uh, I want

849
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:41.400
<v Speaker 4>to be normal, and so now she's getting normal.

850
00:48:41.599 --> 00:48:44.280
<v Speaker 1>This is normal. No, she's not normal, And nothing about

851
00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:46.039
<v Speaker 1>the way she talks or things is normal.

852
00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:47.119
<v Speaker 4>This is her.

853
00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:52.320
<v Speaker 1>This is her description. It's her and Mac. So Mac

854
00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:55.039
<v Speaker 1>kept incessantly tapping his sharpie on the side of his

855
00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:59.360
<v Speaker 1>clipboard and shifting his weight between his feet. I stood

856
00:48:59.400 --> 00:49:02.960
<v Speaker 1>up slowly and calculated looking him square in the eye,

857
00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:05.760
<v Speaker 1>which probably surprised him a bit since he was at

858
00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:08.920
<v Speaker 1>least six feet tall. I've always enjoyed the luxury of

859
00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:14.320
<v Speaker 1>being a tall girl and five foot nine inches inches,

860
00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:17.920
<v Speaker 1>and so while I don't usually tower above any guys

861
00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:21.079
<v Speaker 1>I know, I can definitely look them directly in the eye.

862
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll say it a second time. Most girls who at

863
00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:31.159
<v Speaker 1>five feet five inches parentheses, which I believe is average

864
00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:41.320
<v Speaker 1>height for a woman to look up like, So that's great. Also,

865
00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:44.360
<v Speaker 1>if you are five nines, you are not looking someone

866
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:46.519
<v Speaker 1>who is six feet tall square in the eye.

867
00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:51.199
<v Speaker 3>It's like she explains it, but she doesn't interesting does

868
00:49:51.639 --> 00:49:53.679
<v Speaker 3>so she understands it for the people who are five

869
00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:54.079
<v Speaker 3>to five.

870
00:49:55.719 --> 00:49:58.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, this is another just like kind of like

871
00:49:58.119 --> 00:50:01.159
<v Speaker 4>descriptor this is later I guess in there camping or

872
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:03.639
<v Speaker 4>some shit I don't even remember. But he goes. She

873
00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:09.000
<v Speaker 4>says she's describing what Mac is wearing, which also I

874
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:11.840
<v Speaker 4>should say, there's a cam which is just Mac cackwards,

875
00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:14.400
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, why the fuck the.

876
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Same zeb Mac? Yeah, why would you have two Z names?

877
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're all bland. If she's dyslexic and only reads

878
00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:25.679
<v Speaker 1>things backwards, like is Cam Mac?

879
00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:26.480
<v Speaker 4>I think it was.

880
00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:31.679
<v Speaker 2>I think it was always always, and then she yeah, yeah,

881
00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I agree, because Cam was hot anyway.

882
00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:36.639
<v Speaker 4>So there's a long I always don't even I guess

883
00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:39.159
<v Speaker 4>I'll just read it. Mac had on a slightly puffy

884
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:41.719
<v Speaker 4>jacket with the collar turned up, and he looked rather

885
00:50:41.840 --> 00:50:44.679
<v Speaker 4>abercrombing Fitch leaned up against the tree. I realized this

886
00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:46.159
<v Speaker 4>was the first time I'd seen him outside of his

887
00:50:46.239 --> 00:50:49.039
<v Speaker 4>work attire, his standard black diggies and black buttoned down

888
00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:55.559
<v Speaker 4>his show blacks. She's describing what he's not wearing, or

889
00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:57.599
<v Speaker 4>his occasional car arts, if he was doing something more

890
00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:00.719
<v Speaker 4>mechanical that day. Instead, he was wearing fitted Levi jeans

891
00:51:00.760 --> 00:51:03.079
<v Speaker 4>with the bottoms of the leg slightly rolled up, and

892
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:05.920
<v Speaker 4>a long sleeved red blue and yellow linen plaid shirt.

893
00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:08.440
<v Speaker 4>Earlier in the day, I noticed that he had the

894
00:51:08.519 --> 00:51:12.880
<v Speaker 4>plaid shirt unbuttoned, showing a white ribbed fing a shirt underneath.

895
00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:16.320
<v Speaker 4>In the South, these types of white undershirts are called

896
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:19.599
<v Speaker 4>wife beaters. It's a horrible name for anything, really, but

897
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:23.039
<v Speaker 4>especially a shirt. Though in every movie I've ever seen,

898
00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:26.800
<v Speaker 4>the redneck wife beater wears one and without a doubt.

899
00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:29.679
<v Speaker 4>You call it that and people instantly know what kind

900
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:31.440
<v Speaker 4>of shirt you are speaking about.

901
00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:33.800
<v Speaker 2>A movie is like a TV show, but you see

902
00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:37.239
<v Speaker 2>it on a big screen with other people around. Other

903
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:40.159
<v Speaker 2>people are other humans. Other humans are the beings that

904
00:51:40.239 --> 00:51:40.719
<v Speaker 2>live on Earth.

905
00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:56.760
<v Speaker 3>At the end, just you say it and people know it's.

906
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:51.400
<v Speaker 4>A word you say.

907
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:53.920
<v Speaker 2>It needs no further explanation.

908
00:51:55.719 --> 00:51:56.559
<v Speaker 4>It's incredible.

909
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Quick one.

910
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.239
<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, uh okay.

911
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:06.199
<v Speaker 3>So she's at the mall. She needed to get more

912
00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:10.920
<v Speaker 3>clothes because malls quickly make me tired and cranky. Quickly

913
00:52:11.639 --> 00:52:19.840
<v Speaker 3>figure that deserves lemonade. I've got another quick one, Editors,

914
00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:24.719
<v Speaker 3>this is why I'm glad I don't have a free PDF, because.

915
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I know that this was what she want it is.

916
00:52:28.559 --> 00:52:32.480
<v Speaker 1>It's really like I think if if you told me

917
00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:36.559
<v Speaker 1>that she was a lemon when she wrote this, I'd

918
00:52:36.599 --> 00:52:40.840
<v Speaker 1>be like, okay, job. I wouldn't even think she did

919
00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:41.760
<v Speaker 1>a great job.

920
00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.480
<v Speaker 2>I would encourage the kid. I'd be like, I'm proud

921
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:49.960
<v Speaker 2>of finished a project. I wouldn't be like, yeah, what

922
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:52.280
<v Speaker 2>a writer. I'd be like, it's good to when you

923
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.079
<v Speaker 2>say you're going to do something, to do it good

924
00:52:54.159 --> 00:53:00.320
<v Speaker 2>for you. Wait, I have to share more. So we're

925
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:04.199
<v Speaker 2>gonna die. They're so crazy. Yes, yes, she has. When

926
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:06.079
<v Speaker 2>she gets to the Las Vegas place to be part

927
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:08.199
<v Speaker 2>of the magic show, she gets a costumer who like

928
00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:11.280
<v Speaker 2>her name is Lil, and she like does her outfits

929
00:53:11.320 --> 00:53:15.559
<v Speaker 2>for her. This is her description of Lil. She continues

930
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:18.760
<v Speaker 2>to ramble on in her fast, chatty way, and pretty

931
00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:21.679
<v Speaker 2>soon I tuned out the random gossip and focused on

932
00:53:21.800 --> 00:53:27.079
<v Speaker 2>my reflection in the mirror. Okay. Then like minutes after that,

933
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:30.039
<v Speaker 2>Lil compliments her and is like, you did a good

934
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:34.280
<v Speaker 2>job in the show, and Zaide says, what do I

935
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:45.920
<v Speaker 2>say back? You measured me? Well, God, what do I

936
00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:49.320
<v Speaker 2>say back to this person about their job? Oh, you

937
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:51.519
<v Speaker 2>were too stupid to perform, But I guess you used

938
00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:52.039
<v Speaker 2>a ruler.

939
00:53:55.519 --> 00:54:00.199
<v Speaker 4>Thank you be a humane, be a human. Oh but

940
00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:04.599
<v Speaker 4>so that's part of it. Also, like how vaguely things are.

941
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:07.400
<v Speaker 4>Information is given to us about the fact that she's

942
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:13.920
<v Speaker 4>like not doing like her whole the whole shtick is that, oh,

943
00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:17.559
<v Speaker 4>she's auditioning to do magic and she won't tell anyone

944
00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:21.159
<v Speaker 4>how she did her tricks because she's actually using real magic.

945
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:26.719
<v Speaker 4>And it's kind of it's like a funny premise. I

946
00:54:26.800 --> 00:54:31.519
<v Speaker 4>guess but it doesn't. It doesn't really sustain. I wouldn't

947
00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:34.119
<v Speaker 4>say no no.

948
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:36.679
<v Speaker 1>And it's also like, you know, if you're in a

949
00:54:36.840 --> 00:54:40.639
<v Speaker 1>situation where you're in a group show and people are

950
00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:45.119
<v Speaker 1>performing together, like those aren't typically the people that you

951
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:50.039
<v Speaker 1>hide the tricks from, uh right, the people their safety

952
00:54:50.239 --> 00:54:55.079
<v Speaker 1>that need to know details like there are ohsha regulations

953
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:59.960
<v Speaker 1>and things like that which seemingly needlessly brings up.

954
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:04.800
<v Speaker 4>I read it that Lanie Laney lot with Lanny Lanney,

955
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:09.480
<v Speaker 4>you're just like Sky Turner. I am just like Skytner.

956
00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:14.559
<v Speaker 4>Lannie briefly did work for at a magic show, and

957
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:16.880
<v Speaker 4>so I guess that's where she got her She must

958
00:55:16.920 --> 00:55:18.119
<v Speaker 4>have made.

959
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:23.199
<v Speaker 3>She thought it was so novel that people wear show

960
00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:25.599
<v Speaker 3>blacks and shows.

961
00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:26.480
<v Speaker 2>This is something they do.

962
00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:31.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they don't perform constantly.

963
00:55:31.320 --> 00:55:36.079
<v Speaker 2>They have dark days, and there are legal that run

964
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:40.039
<v Speaker 2>around behind the scenes. It's not just the performers on

965
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:41.440
<v Speaker 2>stage that are working.

966
00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:46.760
<v Speaker 1>It is so crazy. It's like it's like the level

967
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:52.320
<v Speaker 1>of detail of like describing a magical world, because you

968
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:54.840
<v Speaker 1>have to do like this whole world building. It's like

969
00:55:55.119 --> 00:55:57.559
<v Speaker 1>you have to tell us about vampires and where they

970
00:55:57.639 --> 00:56:00.440
<v Speaker 1>come from because they aren't real and so we don't

971
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:04.239
<v Speaker 1>have this basis of information. But she's doing that for.

972
00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:12.000
<v Speaker 4>The real world. Yes, but like accurate, we do this,

973
00:56:12.360 --> 00:56:18.519
<v Speaker 4>we know for magical people who don't like live somewhere else.

974
00:56:18.679 --> 00:56:19.719
<v Speaker 4>That's what it feels like.

975
00:56:20.440 --> 00:56:23.760
<v Speaker 2>This is for this is a book about muggles for magic.

976
00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:27.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's actually a handbook.

977
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Wait, a handbook for wizards.

978
00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:33.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Did she do for?

979
00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit?

980
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:36.239
<v Speaker 4>So this is genius?

981
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:39.119
<v Speaker 2>So this is actually hold on.

982
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:41.960
<v Speaker 4>Wait are we Is it the New York Times bestseller for?

983
00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:46.039
<v Speaker 4>What is what is the Wizarding World bestseller list? Is

984
00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:46.440
<v Speaker 4>it on? That?

985
00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:48.559
<v Speaker 1>Is she magical?

986
00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:52.159
<v Speaker 4>She does?

987
00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:56.360
<v Speaker 3>She explains the magic a little bit, and I have

988
00:56:56.480 --> 00:57:00.840
<v Speaker 3>a quote for that. Just hearing about I'm just talking

989
00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:03.800
<v Speaker 3>about your guides. Your guides are the little voices that

990
00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:08.480
<v Speaker 3>tell you to slow down or buy bread, or take

991
00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:10.760
<v Speaker 3>notice of the cute guy in line in front of

992
00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:11.960
<v Speaker 3>your guide.

993
00:57:12.119 --> 00:57:14.199
<v Speaker 2>You know how your guide tells you that when they're

994
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:17.639
<v Speaker 2>not from driving into an intersection.

995
00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:23.880
<v Speaker 4>She uses magic at like such random times, like making

996
00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:27.719
<v Speaker 4>a tent, you know, like it's pretty barely the dumbest shit,

997
00:57:28.199 --> 00:57:29.440
<v Speaker 4>it's very the dumbest shit.

998
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.400
<v Speaker 3>And then then you just make whatever you do whatever

999
00:57:32.440 --> 00:57:33.400
<v Speaker 3>you want with magic.

1000
00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Always let's I mean, let's just define the rules. At

1001
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:40.159
<v Speaker 2>the end, she also like tries a trick without her anchor,

1002
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:44.559
<v Speaker 2>which is very dangerous, and she almost dies. And here's

1003
00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:47.679
<v Speaker 2>how she describes it. I felt my soul leaving my

1004
00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:51.519
<v Speaker 2>body like a feather drifting in the wind, except the

1005
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:56.280
<v Speaker 2>wind was made of light and the feather was made

1006
00:57:56.320 --> 00:58:05.639
<v Speaker 2>of me. And that's good because when I read the

1007
00:58:05.719 --> 00:58:07.840
<v Speaker 2>part that was I found my soul leaving my body

1008
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:09.280
<v Speaker 2>like a feather drifting in the wind.

1009
00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:11.639
<v Speaker 5>I was like, wait, are you the wind or are

1010
00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:14.599
<v Speaker 5>you the feather? Like which was your body and which

1011
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:19.599
<v Speaker 5>one was your soul? Like does a feather field drifting?

1012
00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:26.000
<v Speaker 4>What's the feather made of? Are you the feather?

1013
00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:29.960
<v Speaker 2>And luckily then she did clarify because she knows that

1014
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:31.800
<v Speaker 2>I was a morn.

1015
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:38.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Oh my god. So wa, I'm so sorry.

1016
00:58:38.559 --> 00:58:39.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

1017
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:41.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, it's just talking.

1018
00:58:41.599 --> 00:58:46.159
<v Speaker 1>She's talking about Mac. I grabbed my cell phone and

1019
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:53.360
<v Speaker 1>thought about what I could I message him? Nothing, so

1020
00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:55.440
<v Speaker 1>we know she's got she's an Apple user.

1021
00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:59.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so strike against where my android head's at now

1022
00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:00.480
<v Speaker 2>get nowhere.

1023
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:05.519
<v Speaker 1>Nothing great or clever or helpful was coming to mind.

1024
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:08.719
<v Speaker 1>I finally picked a really sad looking emoji. Then the

1025
00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:14.559
<v Speaker 1>emoji is in the book and sentence. I waited a

1026
00:59:14.639 --> 00:59:17.400
<v Speaker 1>few seconds for it to go through to his phone,

1027
00:59:18.360 --> 00:59:21.000
<v Speaker 1>which I could see was sitting on the table in

1028
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:23.519
<v Speaker 1>front of him. I knew he kept it on vibrate

1029
00:59:23.639 --> 00:59:27.199
<v Speaker 1>and never with an audible ring, but figured he wouldn't.

1030
00:59:27.559 --> 00:59:30.360
<v Speaker 1>He would hear it vibrate on the table and I

1031
00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:32.679
<v Speaker 1>would see it light up there.

1032
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:39.519
<v Speaker 4>It went almost the setup makes you think, oh something,

1033
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:42.280
<v Speaker 4>it's not going to turn on. It's definitely she's setting

1034
00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:44.760
<v Speaker 4>up that it's not going to happen the way you. Oh, okay,

1035
00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:45.320
<v Speaker 4>it happens.

1036
00:59:47.960 --> 00:59:50.320
<v Speaker 1>He looked at the light flash and picked it up.

1037
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:57.719
<v Speaker 1>I watched him open my eye message and read it.

1038
00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:02.199
<v Speaker 1>I then saw him texting something back. I anxiously waited

1039
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:04.960
<v Speaker 1>for my phone to go off and opened it to

1040
01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:09.599
<v Speaker 1>the eye message. It was. It was a slightly different

1041
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:13.119
<v Speaker 1>emoji with no text to help me understand what he was.

1042
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:16.880
<v Speaker 2>He was an alien, and I heard that I couldn't.

1043
01:00:17.159 --> 01:00:19.519
<v Speaker 4>I didn't listen to this part, but I read someone

1044
01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:22.280
<v Speaker 4>say later that like the emoji itself was actually not

1045
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:27.159
<v Speaker 4>something Apple, you can get it that is here.

1046
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:32.079
<v Speaker 1>It's so true it's like it's like a crying ghost. Wait,

1047
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:35.719
<v Speaker 1>hold on my background, put it by your face.

1048
01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:40.079
<v Speaker 4>Okay, put crying ghost is not not.

1049
01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:41.599
<v Speaker 2>I can't not.

1050
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:43.679
<v Speaker 4>This is not.

1051
01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:48.760
<v Speaker 1>It's not an I message emoji.

1052
01:00:50.239 --> 01:00:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell a quick aside about me having an Android?

1053
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Real quick? I know you guys like me about it

1054
01:00:57.679 --> 01:00:59.519
<v Speaker 2>and like literally.

1055
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:01.920
<v Speaker 4>That this is you bullying yourself, So go ahead, Well

1056
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:02.719
<v Speaker 4>no it's not.

1057
01:01:03.159 --> 01:01:05.719
<v Speaker 2>It's meeting bullied in the workplace, which feels like an

1058
01:01:05.880 --> 01:01:09.039
<v Speaker 2>HR violation. But like every day someone complains to me,

1059
01:01:09.159 --> 01:01:10.039
<v Speaker 2>like you have an Android.

1060
01:01:10.119 --> 01:01:10.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I like it.

1061
01:01:11.239 --> 01:01:15.760
<v Speaker 2>I like my little phone. And at work the other

1062
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:20.800
<v Speaker 2>day we were talking about doing using like basically working

1063
01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:23.880
<v Speaker 2>with phones and like going to a you Fix It

1064
01:01:24.119 --> 01:01:26.480
<v Speaker 2>type store and someone's like, oh, there would be a

1065
01:01:26.519 --> 01:01:30.320
<v Speaker 2>lot of androids there. Those people that have androids don't

1066
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:35.400
<v Speaker 2>even speak English, was eventually said in a meeting with

1067
01:01:35.559 --> 01:01:38.760
<v Speaker 2>like twenty people, and everyone in the room was like, yeah,

1068
01:01:41.000 --> 01:01:46.159
<v Speaker 2>they don't even speak English. They won't understand, we won't

1069
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:49.519
<v Speaker 2>be able to use Android us. And I was just

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01:01:49.639 --> 01:01:52.519
<v Speaker 2>sitting there. I'm so ashamed.

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01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:59.599
<v Speaker 1>It's that's like it was really not to you.

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01:02:01.079 --> 01:02:04.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I'm insulted. No, not for you, but for

1073
01:02:04.760 --> 01:02:10.800
<v Speaker 3>the you know, it's like they might understand comedy, yeah yeah,

1074
01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:12.920
<v Speaker 3>speak English, they wouldn't understand comedy.

1075
01:02:13.119 --> 01:02:17.880
<v Speaker 4>Figure out yeah, maybe do some more. You know, what

1076
01:02:18.119 --> 01:02:20.199
<v Speaker 4>is it? The Blue Man Group type humor?

1077
01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:22.719
<v Speaker 2>So everyone can physical comedy. If you can make a

1078
01:02:22.760 --> 01:02:26.480
<v Speaker 2>baby laugh, you can make anybody laugh, et cetera, et cetera.

1079
01:02:27.639 --> 01:02:30.760
<v Speaker 2>They say this book uses the word et cetera. Sometimes

1080
01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:35.599
<v Speaker 2>it's like, wait, I have a more piece of like

1081
01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:37.400
<v Speaker 2>drama gossip to share.

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01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:38.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:42.639
<v Speaker 2>So Zaide is, of course in a love triangle. She's

1084
01:02:42.679 --> 01:02:45.119
<v Speaker 2>trying to choose between mac or Cam or whatever his

1085
01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:50.639
<v Speaker 2>name was, and Jackson. Mac or Cam is like a stagehand,

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01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:56.119
<v Speaker 2>and Jackson is a singer, a guitarist in a band.

1087
01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:59.440
<v Speaker 4>In the plain white Tea, in a band she used

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01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:01.559
<v Speaker 4>to but here's the band.

1089
01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:05.119
<v Speaker 2>She was also the manager of a band called one

1090
01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:11.159
<v Speaker 2>hundred Monkeys, which was Jackson Wrathbone's band. So it appears

1091
01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:15.039
<v Speaker 2>that this is a very real fan fiction about the

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01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:19.840
<v Speaker 2>brown haired guitarist of one hundred Monkeys, Jackson, that she

1093
01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:24.400
<v Speaker 2>inserted herself into, changed his name, and then made him

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01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:29.000
<v Speaker 2>the lead guitarist of a different band that she managed.

1095
01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:32.079
<v Speaker 3>It she didn't change his name, she changed.

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01:03:31.840 --> 01:03:35.880
<v Speaker 2>It from Jackson Wrathbone to like Jackson miss or something.

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01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:39.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, okay, that is pretty.

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01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:45.599
<v Speaker 3>Didn't she did not change?

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01:03:45.960 --> 01:03:50.599
<v Speaker 1>Wow, it's really crazy to write yourself into fan fix

1100
01:03:51.239 --> 01:03:52.440
<v Speaker 1>about someone, you know.

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01:03:54.719 --> 01:03:58.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's crazy, very funny and also just like also

1102
01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:01.880
<v Speaker 4>we as you guys probably gotten that, Like every guy

1103
01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:06.000
<v Speaker 4>just is immediately in love with this character too. Yeah,

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01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:08.920
<v Speaker 4>so she just has our pick of everyone. Jackson is

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01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:14.920
<v Speaker 4>like a nice guy who seems accepting he her eccentricity

1106
01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:18.840
<v Speaker 4>as well. I like the fact that she's into and

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01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:22.880
<v Speaker 4>her mom does card reading. I'm saying that card reading,

1108
01:04:22.960 --> 01:04:27.159
<v Speaker 4>Like that's what it's called Tara reading Tarot card Yeah,

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01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:32.840
<v Speaker 4>tarot cards. But like Cam mac Mac isn't there. I

1110
01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:36.840
<v Speaker 4>don't even understand, Like the it seemed pretty obvious that

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01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:40.679
<v Speaker 4>it was Mac over Jackson, but like she still hung

1112
01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:43.480
<v Speaker 4>out with them equally and would just be like, they're

1113
01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:46.440
<v Speaker 4>not asking questions. I guess they don't want to know

1114
01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:50.480
<v Speaker 4>who I'm picking, and would just go out with both

1115
01:04:50.559 --> 01:04:54.840
<v Speaker 4>of them and it was really boring. There was no.

1116
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:04.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she does is simply talk to hang out with

1117
01:05:04.280 --> 01:05:06.519
<v Speaker 3>two different guys. I don't know if there's even kissing.

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01:05:07.239 --> 01:05:09.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I do anything.

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01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:14.119
<v Speaker 1>I kind of did have to trail off a bed

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01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:18.960
<v Speaker 1>at the end and get skim. H I had just

1121
01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:22.079
<v Speaker 1>skim a bit more, but I did catch that. After

1122
01:05:22.239 --> 01:05:25.199
<v Speaker 1>she did that, she did a big trick without her anchor,

1123
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:30.280
<v Speaker 1>and she like lost all of her energy. She got

1124
01:05:30.360 --> 01:05:32.320
<v Speaker 1>really sick. They had to take her home to mom.

1125
01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:37.119
<v Speaker 1>There was a little confrontation between Mac and Charles because

1126
01:05:37.480 --> 01:05:42.119
<v Speaker 1>Mac thought that Charles was a part if this love triangle.

1127
01:05:42.280 --> 01:05:45.119
<v Speaker 4>He's the old main musician. When was it revealed that

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01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:47.360
<v Speaker 4>he was? I think I must have missed the reveal

1129
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:51.400
<v Speaker 4>because was it was it much earlier or was it late?

1130
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:53.480
<v Speaker 4>Like when did we find out that Charles was her father?

1131
01:05:54.519 --> 01:05:57.320
<v Speaker 4>I found out when Mac and he were talking at

1132
01:05:57.360 --> 01:06:00.280
<v Speaker 4>the Okay, all right, that's was that it? Okay. I

1133
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:02.920
<v Speaker 4>was like certain that I had missed it earlier because

1134
01:06:03.079 --> 01:06:07.000
<v Speaker 4>like it seems so weird for it. Also it makes

1135
01:06:07.079 --> 01:06:10.840
<v Speaker 4>it funny her auditioning for she's just auditioning for her dad.

1136
01:06:10.920 --> 01:06:12.920
<v Speaker 4>It's like the stakes are so low. I don't know

1137
01:06:13.320 --> 01:06:15.159
<v Speaker 4>yet she.

1138
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Knew she had found out. No, but then okay, so

1139
01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:25.920
<v Speaker 1>then they have to go back to Tennessee and the

1140
01:06:26.199 --> 01:06:29.599
<v Speaker 1>mother tells Mac that he has to staber in the heart.

1141
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:33.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh, write like an epi pen, but it's don't worry,

1142
01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:36.719
<v Speaker 4>it's like an EpiPen for energy or something. She described

1143
01:06:36.719 --> 01:06:40.840
<v Speaker 4>it in the weirdest way. I can't yeah, and also

1144
01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:45.639
<v Speaker 4>that yes, and but but before he could do it,

1145
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:49.119
<v Speaker 4>I think the mother had to tell her life story

1146
01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:53.840
<v Speaker 4>that happened just prior. Was like, sit down, you must

1147
01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:57.559
<v Speaker 4>know this before you do it. And then also I

1148
01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:01.400
<v Speaker 4>correct me if I'm wrong everyone. It had to happen

1149
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:05.559
<v Speaker 4>at three am, when the church bells told at three am,

1150
01:07:05.800 --> 01:07:09.000
<v Speaker 4>which is a traditional time you usually hear church bells

1151
01:07:09.880 --> 01:07:11.039
<v Speaker 4>making a loud sounds.

1152
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:16.559
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, I yeah, I don't know.

1153
01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:23.559
<v Speaker 1>This part of the book was also so crazily written

1154
01:07:24.280 --> 01:07:28.960
<v Speaker 1>because it was like she said, she personally lost.

1155
01:07:28.840 --> 01:07:32.800
<v Speaker 4>Memory of all. She's like out, she's unconscious, so it was.

1156
01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:36.639
<v Speaker 1>What was recounted to her. But then she's just like

1157
01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:41.280
<v Speaker 1>she's telling you what was recounted to her. It was

1158
01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:45.039
<v Speaker 1>like so it was like the author had heard show,

1159
01:07:45.159 --> 01:07:49.239
<v Speaker 1>don't tell, but heard tell, Tell, Tell Tell.

1160
01:07:50.400 --> 01:07:53.800
<v Speaker 4>But also like you've had character, you've switched point of views,

1161
01:07:53.960 --> 01:07:56.519
<v Speaker 4>like just switch point of views. I don't understand why

1162
01:07:56.599 --> 01:07:58.679
<v Speaker 4>she was like no, it must be told from the

1163
01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:02.840
<v Speaker 4>POV of the incin just person, as though they were

1164
01:08:02.920 --> 01:08:05.199
<v Speaker 4>watching every black and that nothing.

1165
01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:07.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's quiet.

1166
01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:11.599
<v Speaker 2>I am unconscious, crazy.

1167
01:08:13.239 --> 01:08:16.680
<v Speaker 4>Wow, what a what a book?

1168
01:08:17.359 --> 01:08:20.640
<v Speaker 3>On page fifty five, there's just a stray quotation mark,

1169
01:08:20.920 --> 01:08:23.399
<v Speaker 3>don't I don't know. Our pages probably don't line up,

1170
01:08:23.439 --> 01:08:27.439
<v Speaker 3>but there's just I look, yeah, there's no of course,

1171
01:08:27.680 --> 01:08:31.159
<v Speaker 3>there's no quotation mark before or after several.

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01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Pages, several pages. Can we do an act out please?

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01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:52.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, okay.

1174
01:08:52.319 --> 01:08:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I want to drive everyone's attention back to the beginning

1175
01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:58.359
<v Speaker 2>of the pod, whenever we learned that someone had promised

1176
01:08:58.479 --> 01:09:01.119
<v Speaker 2>Carrot Top or roll should the movie ever be made.

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01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:08.840
<v Speaker 2>So there is a scene where Zaide meets Carrot Top

1178
01:09:08.880 --> 01:09:15.039
<v Speaker 2>in the mall, and I verbatim transcribed the scene. Nothing. Okay,

1179
01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:18.560
<v Speaker 2>there is not one single word that has been added.

1180
01:09:19.039 --> 01:09:21.920
<v Speaker 2>This is only what is in the book. And I'll

1181
01:09:21.920 --> 01:09:25.159
<v Speaker 2>tell you what. Moving from book to screenplay not difficult,

1182
01:09:27.520 --> 01:09:29.439
<v Speaker 2>so it would have been an easy adaptation. So I

1183
01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:32.439
<v Speaker 2>need someone to read stage directions. I need someone to

1184
01:09:32.560 --> 01:09:35.720
<v Speaker 2>read Zaid, I need someone to read Carrot Top, and

1185
01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:40.079
<v Speaker 2>I need someone to read inexplicably Wayne Newton.

1186
01:09:43.920 --> 01:09:48.600
<v Speaker 4>I'll do za Okay, I'll do Wayne Newton.

1187
01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Great, I'll do Carrot Top.

1188
01:09:51.000 --> 01:09:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I will do stage directions. Okay, are we all there?

1189
01:09:57.600 --> 01:09:57.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Fade in interior shopping mall day, a busy, well lit

1191
01:10:02.760 --> 01:10:06.079
<v Speaker 2>shopping mall. The hum of chatter and distant store music

1192
01:10:06.159 --> 01:10:10.079
<v Speaker 2>fills the air. Zade walks alone, scanning the passing shoppers.

1193
01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Two vaguely familiar looking men walk towards her. She squints,

1194
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:21.000
<v Speaker 2>trying to place them as they near. Of course, Carrot

1195
01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Top and Wayne Newton, both grinning, come to a stop.

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01:10:26.039 --> 01:10:29.039
<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys, you two are the last people I'd expect

1197
01:10:29.079 --> 01:10:31.039
<v Speaker 4>to see walking through a mall together.

1198
01:10:32.680 --> 01:10:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Charity event just wrapped up.

1199
01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:39.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, before you got Here's some guy asked

1200
01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:41.520
<v Speaker 3>Wayne when he started dating Riba.

1201
01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:51.359
<v Speaker 2>McIntyre gestures to himself, Ugh, that's amazing. You guys coming

1202
01:10:51.439 --> 01:10:52.680
<v Speaker 2>to the premiere in a few weeks.

1203
01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:58.279
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't miss it. Besides, you know, Scott'll show up anywhere

1204
01:10:58.359 --> 01:11:02.840
<v Speaker 1>with a red carpet, including the opening of an envelope.

1205
01:11:04.520 --> 01:11:08.439
<v Speaker 3>Scott, my mom didn't name me Carrot Top, you know.

1206
01:11:09.520 --> 01:11:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Wayne points a thumb at Carrot Top.

1207
01:11:13.279 --> 01:11:16.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh got it, Scott real name?

1208
01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, quickly changing the subject, so.

1209
01:11:20.399 --> 01:11:23.399
<v Speaker 4>Scott, congrats on winning Comedian of the Decade.

1210
01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:24.680
<v Speaker 2>That's a big deal.

1211
01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Thanks, come by the luxer and see me anytime.

1212
01:11:29.079 --> 01:11:31.920
<v Speaker 4>I will well great boat.

1213
01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Da gives them each a quick hug before turning away.

1214
01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:37.720
<v Speaker 2>They walk off, leaving through the crowd.

1215
01:11:39.279 --> 01:11:41.600
<v Speaker 4>I can only stand them all for so long.

1216
01:11:44.680 --> 01:11:47.880
<v Speaker 2>That's a scene that was in the book, and that's

1217
01:11:48.920 --> 01:11:51.680
<v Speaker 2>the fun That kills me the most. Is like when

1218
01:11:51.720 --> 01:11:54.479
<v Speaker 2>you become a writer and you're like, I'm gonna write

1219
01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:57.840
<v Speaker 2>my first sketch for my first story or anything. The

1220
01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:01.319
<v Speaker 2>very first thing you learn is like, hey, you don't

1221
01:12:01.359 --> 01:12:03.600
<v Speaker 2>need to start the scene by having characters say hello

1222
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:05.279
<v Speaker 2>to each other, and you don't need to end the

1223
01:12:05.319 --> 01:12:08.920
<v Speaker 2>scene by having them say goodbye. It's just like it's boring,

1224
01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:14.319
<v Speaker 2>it's filler, and it's assumed. The scene starts with hey, guys,

1225
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:18.960
<v Speaker 2>and it ends with well, great seeing you both.

1226
01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:23.600
<v Speaker 4>And you don't see these characters again.

1227
01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:25.600
<v Speaker 2>So it's not or before that, right.

1228
01:12:25.680 --> 01:12:25.920
<v Speaker 4>Nope.

1229
01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:29.439
<v Speaker 3>When I read, I was like, did I miss something

1230
01:12:29.560 --> 01:12:30.359
<v Speaker 3>worse somehow?

1231
01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:31.199
<v Speaker 4>Nope.

1232
01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:33.039
<v Speaker 3>Went from being a tennis.

1233
01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't like that a lot aware to knowing.

1234
01:12:36.119 --> 01:12:38.760
<v Speaker 3>Being on a conversational basis with chirtup. Why didn't she

1235
01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:41.920
<v Speaker 3>tell us about that? I care of her life. All

1236
01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:44.199
<v Speaker 3>she does only hang out. She tells us about or

1237
01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:45.319
<v Speaker 3>with the show staff.

1238
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:49.079
<v Speaker 4>You're like, something cool happened and you didn't tell us. Weird.

1239
01:12:49.479 --> 01:12:52.960
<v Speaker 1>She's on a conversational basis but does not know his

1240
01:12:53.159 --> 01:12:59.319
<v Speaker 1>actual name. Wow, what are you doing here?

1241
01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:03.680
<v Speaker 4>Wait? This is a quick This is a quick quote

1242
01:13:03.720 --> 01:13:05.520
<v Speaker 4>from I guess this is Max, one of you. But

1243
01:13:05.600 --> 01:13:08.520
<v Speaker 4>it said it seemed it almost seemed like it had

1244
01:13:08.600 --> 01:13:11.600
<v Speaker 4>been planned that. At that exact moment, Mel, another girl,

1245
01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:13.680
<v Speaker 4>Mel who worked for the show, walked around the corner

1246
01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:16.199
<v Speaker 4>with a large cake lit with candles, and it was like, wait,

1247
01:13:16.359 --> 01:13:17.359
<v Speaker 4>who's the other Mel?

1248
01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:18.199
<v Speaker 2>Why?

1249
01:13:18.359 --> 01:13:18.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1250
01:13:18.880 --> 01:13:20.680
<v Speaker 4>Is there Why there's another Mel?

1251
01:13:21.119 --> 01:13:27.079
<v Speaker 3>There's no Melt's there might have been in a different draft.

1252
01:13:27.760 --> 01:13:30.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. It was just like, oh my god, shit like that.

1253
01:13:30.720 --> 01:13:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Do you guys know how old?

1254
01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Carrot Top is?

1255
01:13:33.239 --> 01:13:35.640
<v Speaker 4>Pretty old? Now, isn't he? Also? Comedian of the Decade

1256
01:13:35.720 --> 01:13:36.960
<v Speaker 4>is not a thing. I googled it.

1257
01:13:37.520 --> 01:13:41.479
<v Speaker 3>The decade is not incredible, Like, we aren't even talking

1258
01:13:41.479 --> 01:13:43.600
<v Speaker 3>about her attempt at humor in that scene.

1259
01:13:44.279 --> 01:13:45.920
<v Speaker 4>No humor.

1260
01:13:46.319 --> 01:13:48.880
<v Speaker 1>He's sixty, he's sixty years old.

1261
01:13:49.039 --> 01:13:51.600
<v Speaker 4>Wow, the the envelope is so bad.

1262
01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:53.399
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was like ten years older than us.

1263
01:13:53.840 --> 01:13:56.079
<v Speaker 4>I also, wow, know he's been around for a while. Also,

1264
01:13:56.159 --> 01:13:59.239
<v Speaker 4>I should tell you thirty my parents who live in

1265
01:13:59.319 --> 01:14:02.520
<v Speaker 4>Las Vegas have did go seek Carrot Top like in

1266
01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:05.840
<v Speaker 4>the past. Really it was really where it was something

1267
01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:08.880
<v Speaker 4>where they're on some lists where like if they're like

1268
01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:13.199
<v Speaker 4>they need not seat fillers, but like they what they're

1269
01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:16.319
<v Speaker 4>like can get free tickets to shows. And my mom

1270
01:14:16.439 --> 01:14:18.800
<v Speaker 4>got on it, and so they go randomly and they

1271
01:14:18.840 --> 01:14:20.840
<v Speaker 4>saw Carrot Top in that situation.

1272
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Wow, what did they think?

1273
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:25.960
<v Speaker 4>I you know what I should have asked, I don't.

1274
01:14:26.039 --> 01:14:29.760
<v Speaker 4>I don't. I don't remember a sparkling, any sort of review.

1275
01:14:29.920 --> 01:14:32.359
<v Speaker 4>I'll just text her and see if she it just happened.

1276
01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:34.000
<v Speaker 3>It just happened to them.

1277
01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:38.199
<v Speaker 2>Carrot Top. It looks AI generated, even though I know

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01:14:38.319 --> 01:14:41.640
<v Speaker 2>he's a real person, but like things look off, you

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01:14:41.720 --> 01:14:42.159
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean.

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01:14:43.600 --> 01:14:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think he's had a little work done.

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01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:49.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then he definitely dies that.

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01:14:50.239 --> 01:14:53.479
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say it's good, it's noticeable work. It's good

1283
01:14:53.520 --> 01:14:56.199
<v Speaker 2>work to you work that's like, wow, you definitely got

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01:14:56.279 --> 01:14:56.760
<v Speaker 2>work done.

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01:14:57.600 --> 01:15:05.600
<v Speaker 3>No, just to confirm I because I have that kindle version,

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01:15:05.720 --> 01:15:09.920
<v Speaker 3>I did a control find for Mail and the ins

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01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:13.319
<v Speaker 3>of mel Is saying mail another girl mil.

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01:15:16.960 --> 01:15:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I do remember this moment now

1289
01:15:20.039 --> 01:15:22.439
<v Speaker 1>and I felt like it was just like another girl

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01:15:23.439 --> 01:15:25.600
<v Speaker 1>because she hates women so she had to be out.

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01:15:26.640 --> 01:15:28.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she really hates women.

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01:15:29.479 --> 01:15:34.239
<v Speaker 3>It's Mail Comma, another girl mill Comma who worked at

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01:15:34.239 --> 01:15:34.600
<v Speaker 3>the show.

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01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so crazy, what was this even she does some like.

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01:15:40.920 --> 01:15:40.960
<v Speaker 6>This.

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01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:47.439
<v Speaker 4>This book was so bad. Really, it was the worst.

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01:15:47.640 --> 01:15:49.520
<v Speaker 4>It was the worst writing you've ever read.

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01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:52.439
<v Speaker 3>I don't know that I need to do the exact quotes.

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01:15:52.520 --> 01:15:55.079
<v Speaker 3>But when she first goes and sees the plain white

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01:15:55.119 --> 01:15:58.520
<v Speaker 3>tea's the guy, the guy, Riley is like, oh no,

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01:15:58.640 --> 01:16:02.720
<v Speaker 3>they're actually really good. The rumor has it they have

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01:16:02.800 --> 01:16:06.119
<v Speaker 3>a record deal. Then they play a song and she

1303
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:08.960
<v Speaker 3>talks to Riley again and he says that they have

1304
01:16:09.159 --> 01:16:13.359
<v Speaker 3>a record deal, and I like went back and was like, no,

1305
01:16:13.640 --> 01:16:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Riley said the first.

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01:16:14.800 --> 01:16:21.199
<v Speaker 4>One and it happened during that song clearly, and it

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01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:26.800
<v Speaker 4>was Which isn't that their biggest song? Yes? Come on.

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01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:31.720
<v Speaker 1>Also, I like googling this book now and it's like

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01:16:31.840 --> 01:16:34.119
<v Speaker 1>Reddit threads are like this book is kind of infamous,

1310
01:16:34.159 --> 01:16:38.640
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, Like this would have never been on

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01:16:38.760 --> 01:16:39.199
<v Speaker 1>my radar.

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01:16:39.359 --> 01:16:41.600
<v Speaker 2>I know, how did we miss it though? For so long?

1313
01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:42.560
<v Speaker 2>And Miles knew.

1314
01:16:43.720 --> 01:16:46.399
<v Speaker 4>I feel like we did. I feel like it was

1315
01:16:47.720 --> 01:16:51.479
<v Speaker 4>maybe because it wasn't a real Yeah, maybe we just

1316
01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:53.720
<v Speaker 4>had we missed it because it wasn't.

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01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Actually Miles came to our rescue.

1318
01:16:58.279 --> 01:17:01.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, he definitely did. I think we were like being,

1319
01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:06.039
<v Speaker 4>you know, like I have it under mean book clubs editions?

1320
01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:06.359
<v Speaker 4>Where are you?

1321
01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Do?

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01:17:07.039 --> 01:17:11.760
<v Speaker 4>We know how old Lannie is. She's like our age,

1323
01:17:11.840 --> 01:17:15.079
<v Speaker 4>I believe, or maybe even older now. But she I

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01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:17.199
<v Speaker 4>believe was like thirty five when this came out. I

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01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:22.840
<v Speaker 4>think I read that somewhere because I you know, I'll

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01:17:22.880 --> 01:17:24.960
<v Speaker 4>give that as a that's just top of mind, so

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01:17:25.039 --> 01:17:29.399
<v Speaker 4>it could be wrong. It was surprising.

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01:17:30.039 --> 01:17:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Remember when she gets stuck in the rain on her

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01:17:32.920 --> 01:17:36.439
<v Speaker 3>motorcycle and she's like cold, she loves her magic.

1330
01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:41.680
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot going Oh what No, that's so she

1331
01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:44.600
<v Speaker 1>could cuddle up to cam Mack.

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01:17:45.119 --> 01:17:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I think she is.

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01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:46.880
<v Speaker 4>That was one of my.

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01:17:47.319 --> 01:17:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Sorry favorite I think she's forty three and she lives

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01:17:49.800 --> 01:17:51.159
<v Speaker 2>in Las Vegas, no matter.

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01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:53.359
<v Speaker 4>Now she's forty three, okay, so I think she would

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01:17:53.359 --> 01:17:55.840
<v Speaker 4>have been thirty five right when she wrote it. Though

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01:17:56.960 --> 01:18:01.000
<v Speaker 4>that adds up. This is this is kind of like

1339
01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:04.199
<v Speaker 4>an aside. But that Vulture article I was talking about

1340
01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:07.079
<v Speaker 4>earlier in the comments, somebody said this, and I don't

1341
01:18:07.119 --> 01:18:08.800
<v Speaker 4>know if it's true, but I really want to share

1342
01:18:08.800 --> 01:18:10.760
<v Speaker 4>it because I saw no one else talking about it.

1343
01:18:11.680 --> 01:18:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Somebody same named Adrian said Miss Saram is a con artist, narcissist,

1344
01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:19.520
<v Speaker 4>and literally the most uncaring, selfish person I've ever met.

1345
01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:23.039
<v Speaker 4>She caught us in a rental scam. We have lived

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01:18:23.079 --> 01:18:25.079
<v Speaker 4>in the third world conditions for two years that ruined

1347
01:18:25.079 --> 01:18:27.760
<v Speaker 4>our health in a house that she received rent from

1348
01:18:27.880 --> 01:18:31.079
<v Speaker 4>us for and had a crackhead and had crackhead neighbors

1349
01:18:31.159 --> 01:18:33.880
<v Speaker 4>destroy the property for an insurance scam. We had no

1350
01:18:34.039 --> 01:18:36.520
<v Speaker 4>running water, they cut the floors and walls out, and

1351
01:18:36.640 --> 01:18:39.279
<v Speaker 4>we have been attacked by various critics. Wow, she's cold

1352
01:18:39.319 --> 01:18:41.800
<v Speaker 4>hearted and karma is a bit. She's a slumlord involved

1353
01:18:41.840 --> 01:18:44.720
<v Speaker 4>in mortgage trod in Nashville. Somebody needs to stop her.

1354
01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:47.399
<v Speaker 4>I tried. I was like, is any of that true?

1355
01:18:47.560 --> 01:18:50.000
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't find any evidence that that was true, which

1356
01:18:50.119 --> 01:18:52.520
<v Speaker 4>is like I just was like, because I was thinking, like,

1357
01:18:52.600 --> 01:18:55.039
<v Speaker 4>how'd she get the money? You know, we keep talking

1358
01:18:55.079 --> 01:18:57.520
<v Speaker 4>about this, like how did she get the money to

1359
01:18:57.640 --> 01:19:01.359
<v Speaker 4>buy all these books and that stuff? And I was like, oh,

1360
01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:05.640
<v Speaker 4>if she's love Lord, that's like her background, that'd be interesting.

1361
01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:07.960
<v Speaker 4>But I cannot say for sure that that any of

1362
01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:11.439
<v Speaker 4>that is true. It's just a random comment. But you know,

1363
01:19:11.760 --> 01:19:15.039
<v Speaker 4>just that a little color if you wow.

1364
01:19:15.119 --> 01:19:20.520
<v Speaker 3>Interesting assume she had family money, the like acting she

1365
01:19:20.640 --> 01:19:22.640
<v Speaker 3>must have three seems.

1366
01:19:22.359 --> 01:19:24.239
<v Speaker 4>Like I don't think she got parts though. I feel

1367
01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:26.600
<v Speaker 4>like in interviews she was like I always lost the

1368
01:19:26.680 --> 01:19:28.199
<v Speaker 4>parts to other people, Like I don't.

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01:19:28.000 --> 01:19:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Really right, but like, how did she have the money

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01:19:30.039 --> 01:19:31.039
<v Speaker 1>to buy all those books?

1371
01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:35.199
<v Speaker 4>Right? Oh, yes, you're telling how other cand did she

1372
01:19:35.319 --> 01:19:35.560
<v Speaker 4>have it?

1373
01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:35.840
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

1374
01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:39.000
<v Speaker 3>And just that seems like the kind of like a

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01:19:39.119 --> 01:19:41.479
<v Speaker 3>rich family would push their kid into acting at three?

1376
01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:42.520
<v Speaker 4>Right? Yeah?

1377
01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:46.199
<v Speaker 1>Well an like you know, being able to manage bands

1378
01:19:46.479 --> 01:19:50.640
<v Speaker 1>so young but seemingly not being good at.

1379
01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:54.439
<v Speaker 4>It or like a ball right that she has a

1380
01:19:54.560 --> 01:19:57.359
<v Speaker 4>level of confidence though that you have to respect in

1381
01:19:57.439 --> 01:20:00.720
<v Speaker 4>that in that way, you know, oh, yeah, got herself

1382
01:20:00.760 --> 01:20:04.920
<v Speaker 4>into this. We're talking about her, like there are podcasts

1383
01:20:04.960 --> 01:20:06.680
<v Speaker 4>of people talking about stuff we've written.

1384
01:20:06.800 --> 01:20:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Guys like do you think Miles may is Lanny Saram?

1385
01:20:10.960 --> 01:20:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, she would hate us so, yeah, this

1386
01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:19.840
<v Speaker 2>is not gonna go well for us, but we'd love

1387
01:20:19.840 --> 01:20:21.920
<v Speaker 2>to have you on the cast. I'm also looking at

1388
01:20:22.399 --> 01:20:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Lanny's IMDb, and you know how she was like I

1389
01:20:24.880 --> 01:20:27.760
<v Speaker 2>was in Jason Bourne and Paul Blart, and it's like

1390
01:20:27.920 --> 01:20:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Jason Bourne conventioneer uncredited, Paul Blart Mall Coffee Hotel guest uncredited.

1391
01:20:34.319 --> 01:20:36.079
<v Speaker 2>I guess I don't want to take someone down that's

1392
01:20:36.119 --> 01:20:38.359
<v Speaker 2>trying to act. But it is also like there is

1393
01:20:38.439 --> 01:20:41.760
<v Speaker 2>a level of confidence and sort of like, yeah.

1394
01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:42.920
<v Speaker 4>She's exaggerating.

1395
01:20:42.960 --> 01:20:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Everything's a level of dishonesty.

1396
01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Anna delvying.

1397
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah she is Anna Delving. That's a very good way.

1398
01:20:51.279 --> 01:20:54.199
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, but she has one upcoming project. Let's see

1399
01:20:54.199 --> 01:20:59.199
<v Speaker 2>what it is. Bad men must blease. I know that's

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01:20:59.239 --> 01:21:03.000
<v Speaker 2>what I was thinking she had there.

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01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:06.920
<v Speaker 4>I believe there are sequel books. I do believe there

1402
01:21:06.960 --> 01:21:07.239
<v Speaker 4>are here.

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01:21:07.399 --> 01:21:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, my media says book one of the series.

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01:21:12.239 --> 01:21:14.439
<v Speaker 2>You know what, keep writing. I don't fault anyone for

1405
01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:15.520
<v Speaker 2>continuing to write.

1406
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:20.439
<v Speaker 4>Wasn't there a woman who like attacked her with magic? Yeah,

1407
01:21:20.920 --> 01:21:24.039
<v Speaker 4>and then never came back. I feel like that's like, well,

1408
01:21:24.159 --> 01:21:25.319
<v Speaker 4>that's for the next.

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01:21:25.199 --> 01:21:27.399
<v Speaker 6>Book, for the next book maybe, But we're going to

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01:21:27.479 --> 01:21:33.119
<v Speaker 6>get into magic in the next book, or maybe someone

1411
01:21:33.159 --> 01:21:35.000
<v Speaker 6>from Oasis will have a maybe from her and that

1412
01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:36.479
<v Speaker 6>will be the focus.

1413
01:21:37.720 --> 01:21:39.079
<v Speaker 4>Is there aren't there more?

1414
01:21:41.199 --> 01:21:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:44.840
<v Speaker 4>It's hard to tell because it's like like we're telling

1416
01:21:44.920 --> 01:21:47.680
<v Speaker 4>you it's just not like nobody bought the book. It

1417
01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:51.439
<v Speaker 4>was she just bought the books herself.

1418
01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:55.399
<v Speaker 3>And we haven't really talked about how much she hates swimming.

1419
01:21:56.520 --> 01:22:00.880
<v Speaker 3>We can talk like it's a bit comical, like every

1420
01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:08.680
<v Speaker 3>woman is like vapid, it's ugly, ugly, like uh, I

1421
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:12.039
<v Speaker 3>had a quick stuff and then every man is in

1422
01:22:12.119 --> 01:22:14.359
<v Speaker 3>love with her. We talked about that. Yeah, when she

1423
01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:18.680
<v Speaker 3>goes to Hot Dog on a Stick and the kid

1424
01:22:19.760 --> 01:22:22.359
<v Speaker 3>like is staring at her who works there, and then

1425
01:22:22.439 --> 01:22:25.520
<v Speaker 3>the girl who works there is like gets in her face,

1426
01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:29.479
<v Speaker 3>being like he's mine. She describes that girl as a short,

1427
01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:32.079
<v Speaker 3>stocky girl with mousey brown hair.

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01:22:34.199 --> 01:22:38.720
<v Speaker 4>Yep, she doesn't. She like ruins that girl's life by

1429
01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:43.359
<v Speaker 4>doing magic on her. That was like, why why are

1430
01:22:43.399 --> 01:22:44.319
<v Speaker 4>you doing that to her?

1431
01:22:45.159 --> 01:22:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Especially when you're twenty five and you describe them as teenagers?

1432
01:22:49.319 --> 01:22:52.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like just walk away, it's fuck away.

1433
01:22:52.199 --> 01:22:54.439
<v Speaker 2>I also feel like mousey brown hair is like has

1434
01:22:54.479 --> 01:22:57.800
<v Speaker 2>become like a standard insult. And let me just say something,

1435
01:22:57.840 --> 01:23:02.640
<v Speaker 2>which is like, mice have beautiful multicolored fur, and they

1436
01:23:02.800 --> 01:23:06.079
<v Speaker 2>can have all kinds of shades of beautiful brown and

1437
01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:07.920
<v Speaker 2>blonde and white and black.

1438
01:23:08.159 --> 01:23:12.000
<v Speaker 3>I've never heard of mousey being a color descriptor.

1439
01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:14.920
<v Speaker 4>I was the first time.

1440
01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, so I true she was like doing bad righting.

1441
01:23:20.960 --> 01:23:23.720
<v Speaker 3>So my point of bringing this up is that she

1442
01:23:23.920 --> 01:23:26.399
<v Speaker 3>like hates the girl so much. It's like brown the

1443
01:23:26.520 --> 01:23:30.800
<v Speaker 3>color of them. I'm like, it is stupid.

1444
01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:32.000
<v Speaker 4>So she is a light.

1445
01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:35.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a real phrase. And the first time I ever

1446
01:23:35.359 --> 01:23:40.399
<v Speaker 1>heard it was in I Love Lucy and Ethel was like,

1447
01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:42.600
<v Speaker 1>what color is your hair? If you don't diet? It

1448
01:23:43.319 --> 01:23:44.920
<v Speaker 1>was like a series of questions, but that's the only

1449
01:23:44.960 --> 01:23:47.560
<v Speaker 1>one I remember, and Lucy answered them all in success

1450
01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:50.079
<v Speaker 1>in succession, and the answer that was mouse brown hair.

1451
01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:53.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because MOUSEI does mean like quiet and shy, but

1452
01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:54.359
<v Speaker 4>also mousey brown hair.

1453
01:23:54.520 --> 01:23:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Light like spacific light, unfortunate.

1454
01:23:57.000 --> 01:23:59.520
<v Speaker 2>That's like not I think, what is my hair color?

1455
01:23:59.600 --> 01:23:59.840
<v Speaker 4>Eyes?

1456
01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

1457
01:24:01.319 --> 01:24:03.399
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you no, no.

1458
01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:06.920
<v Speaker 2>It is also I want to do a shout out

1459
01:24:06.960 --> 01:24:10.640
<v Speaker 2>to exactly one listener, Emily. I found out recently. Sabrina

1460
01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:15.199
<v Speaker 2>is a huge is Love Lucy fan? So oh yeah, Emily,

1461
01:24:15.319 --> 01:24:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I thought you would be interested in knowing that didn't

1462
01:24:17.920 --> 01:24:21.359
<v Speaker 2>know Sabrina was a huge Lucy fan. But now I know,

1463
01:24:21.479 --> 01:24:23.600
<v Speaker 2>and now you it's true, and now everybody.

1464
01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:25.840
<v Speaker 3>Does well, and we have evidence, and now we have evidence.

1465
01:24:26.600 --> 01:24:26.800
<v Speaker 4>I know.

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01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:32.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just, you know, remembered that dumb little bit.

1467
01:24:33.079 --> 01:24:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Have I ever been friends for thirty five years and

1468
01:24:36.279 --> 01:24:37.319
<v Speaker 1>you just found this out?

1469
01:24:37.560 --> 01:24:37.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

1470
01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I know, it's weird. I've always thought you were very

1471
01:24:42.600 --> 01:24:44.840
<v Speaker 2>funny and had great taste.

1472
01:24:46.159 --> 01:24:48.760
<v Speaker 1>What's because I am luci o'balleryan Carnival.

1473
01:24:48.800 --> 01:24:49.199
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's right.

1474
01:24:49.279 --> 01:24:50.960
<v Speaker 2>She died a month before you were born, and you're

1475
01:24:51.000 --> 01:24:52.800
<v Speaker 2>pretty sure you might be Lucille ball Is that?

1476
01:24:53.039 --> 01:24:55.880
<v Speaker 1>That's part of it too, right that when I was

1477
01:24:55.960 --> 01:24:58.560
<v Speaker 1>a kid, I did think that that was true.

1478
01:24:58.720 --> 01:25:01.000
<v Speaker 2>How do you feel what peron percentage of you still

1479
01:25:01.000 --> 01:25:01.720
<v Speaker 2>thinks that's true?

1480
01:25:03.119 --> 01:25:03.640
<v Speaker 4>Not zero?

1481
01:25:07.119 --> 01:25:09.479
<v Speaker 3>The month before is good? It took a month of

1482
01:25:10.119 --> 01:25:13.079
<v Speaker 3>you know, you get settled and figure out which kid

1483
01:25:13.159 --> 01:25:16.920
<v Speaker 3>to go into. Yeah, that makes it more realistic if

1484
01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:18.520
<v Speaker 3>it was the danking it was.

1485
01:25:19.439 --> 01:25:21.760
<v Speaker 1>It was a little more than a month before she

1486
01:25:22.079 --> 01:25:25.680
<v Speaker 1>was she was dead. I was gonna say so in

1487
01:25:25.760 --> 01:25:27.760
<v Speaker 1>this April twenty second.

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01:25:27.479 --> 01:25:32.279
<v Speaker 2>You were born famously June second, So I guess in

1489
01:25:32.359 --> 01:25:36.359
<v Speaker 2>this world you were a baby with a soul and

1490
01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:39.840
<v Speaker 2>then Lucille Ball was like, I want to be this

1491
01:25:40.119 --> 01:25:43.359
<v Speaker 2>baby's body, so she killed the soul that was in

1492
01:25:43.760 --> 01:25:47.319
<v Speaker 2>your body and became that soul and then was born.

1493
01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I didn't have my soul until just nothing yet

1494
01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I got it.

1495
01:25:55.479 --> 01:25:57.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that's fair.

1496
01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.960
<v Speaker 3>It's a clear when a soul, it's when celebrity.

1497
01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:05.520
<v Speaker 4>Shoot, yeah, we don't know the rules of celebrity soul.

1498
01:26:06.199 --> 01:26:07.960
<v Speaker 4>We need a book. We need a handbook for this, the.

1499
01:26:07.960 --> 01:26:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Handbook for Celebrity Soul.

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01:26:09.359 --> 01:26:10.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like it.

1501
01:26:10.800 --> 01:26:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it's the book is all about dead celebrities

1502
01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:16.239
<v Speaker 2>who are like picking who they're going to be reincarnated as,

1503
01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:18.479
<v Speaker 2>and like where do you want to go?

1504
01:26:19.000 --> 01:26:24.199
<v Speaker 3>This book Handbook for mortals, made me less confident I

1505
01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:26.680
<v Speaker 3>could write a book, because it's like, really, this is

1506
01:26:26.760 --> 01:26:27.960
<v Speaker 3>someone who thought they could write.

1507
01:26:27.960 --> 01:26:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I feel the same Clara. She

1508
01:26:31.439 --> 01:26:33.840
<v Speaker 2>thought she was writing a book and she was writing.

1509
01:26:35.600 --> 01:26:41.319
<v Speaker 1>There's no personality in this writing at all, like at all,

1510
01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:44.279
<v Speaker 1>And I feel you would have a lot of personality.

1511
01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:47.760
<v Speaker 3>Thanks Sabrina, and I cut you off while I was

1512
01:26:47.840 --> 01:26:49.760
<v Speaker 3>making that point you were going to ask about.

1513
01:26:51.239 --> 01:26:51.359
<v Speaker 4>Who.

1514
01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're all of you reincarnated.

1515
01:26:55.680 --> 01:26:57.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I'm.

1516
01:26:57.520 --> 01:27:00.560
<v Speaker 2>A first go I'm actually confident that I'm a first

1517
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:04.840
<v Speaker 2>because my birthday is the first day of the Aries sign,

1518
01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:08.560
<v Speaker 2>and Aries is the first sign. So I'm positive that

1519
01:27:08.600 --> 01:27:12.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm a brand new soul. Plus just my personality, my freshness,

1520
01:27:13.279 --> 01:27:17.439
<v Speaker 2>my like zest for life, I mean, my my stupidity.

1521
01:27:18.239 --> 01:27:20.680
<v Speaker 4>You're not what's that? Okay?

1522
01:27:20.920 --> 01:27:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Well I was going to do a joke like your stupidity,

1523
01:27:24.039 --> 01:27:24.800
<v Speaker 3>but you did it.

1524
01:27:24.960 --> 01:27:27.880
<v Speaker 2>But I took the power away. I took the power away,

1525
01:27:28.640 --> 01:27:32.520
<v Speaker 2>and I so, yeah, I think I'm I know, I

1526
01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:34.600
<v Speaker 2>know this is I'm me. I'm fresh. So it's like

1527
01:27:34.680 --> 01:27:36.319
<v Speaker 2>amazing that I'm as good as I am, you know

1528
01:27:36.359 --> 01:27:38.279
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, Like I'm a first time soul. Like

1529
01:27:38.399 --> 01:27:42.319
<v Speaker 2>you'd think i'd be out there bar Is Low. Yeah,

1530
01:27:42.680 --> 01:27:44.640
<v Speaker 2>I could be doing anything. Instead, I'm choosing to be

1531
01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:46.359
<v Speaker 2>a good person. Jesus Christ.

1532
01:27:47.600 --> 01:27:51.199
<v Speaker 4>That's incredible. That's just like Jesus Christ.

1533
01:27:51.279 --> 01:27:54.159
<v Speaker 1>You could just could have been Maybe it was Jesus.

1534
01:27:55.039 --> 01:27:57.479
<v Speaker 3>You guys know, I used to joke that Alfie was

1535
01:27:57.560 --> 01:28:01.960
<v Speaker 3>Jesus recorded because just makes people happy wherever he goes?

1536
01:28:02.199 --> 01:28:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Is that something known of Jesus? But he made people

1537
01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:06.439
<v Speaker 2>happy wherever he was.

1538
01:28:07.279 --> 01:28:09.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that was one of his things. I

1539
01:28:09.319 --> 01:28:11.600
<v Speaker 4>don't think people wanted to kill him.

1540
01:28:13.560 --> 01:28:17.479
<v Speaker 2>He flipped those tables over at the gambling behavior of man.

1541
01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:18.840
<v Speaker 3>People don't like.

1542
01:28:19.159 --> 01:28:19.479
<v Speaker 4>Clara.

1543
01:28:19.600 --> 01:28:22.279
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you, and I mean this only as

1544
01:28:22.319 --> 01:28:23.840
<v Speaker 1>a compliment, were a dog.

1545
01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:25.880
<v Speaker 4>Before.

1546
01:28:26.560 --> 01:28:29.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I can say that I don't understand, don't

1547
01:28:29.039 --> 01:28:30.039
<v Speaker 3>know anything about Jesus.

1548
01:28:30.079 --> 01:28:30.800
<v Speaker 4>I guess I am.

1549
01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:34.119
<v Speaker 2>How far along do you guys all think you are?

1550
01:28:34.199 --> 01:28:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Because my answer is deadly serious. I really think that

1551
01:28:37.079 --> 01:28:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm a first timer?

1552
01:28:38.159 --> 01:28:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Do you?

1553
01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Serena, you know you're Lucille. Do you think

1554
01:28:40.880 --> 01:28:42.319
<v Speaker 2>like you had a few runs before that?

1555
01:28:42.920 --> 01:28:43.279
<v Speaker 1>You know?

1556
01:28:43.840 --> 01:28:44.199
<v Speaker 4>Okay?

1557
01:28:46.199 --> 01:28:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel certain on how many runs I had,

1558
01:28:51.479 --> 01:28:54.800
<v Speaker 1>but I I feel like I have a such a

1559
01:28:54.920 --> 01:28:58.239
<v Speaker 1>connection with the universe that there's no way I agree,

1560
01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:02.640
<v Speaker 1>even if it's not Seal herself though, I'm sure.

1561
01:29:02.520 --> 01:29:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Clara, Sarah, So who is is someone who.

1562
01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:08.359
<v Speaker 3>Makes someone's life better?

1563
01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:11.479
<v Speaker 4>We're Roger.

1564
01:29:12.760 --> 01:29:15.279
<v Speaker 3>I always called him like the second coming of Christ

1565
01:29:15.359 --> 01:29:17.520
<v Speaker 3>and stuff I always called him that because his birthday

1566
01:29:17.600 --> 01:29:18.399
<v Speaker 3>was near Christmas.

1567
01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:23.039
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, yeah, maybe maybe Santa Claus.

1568
01:29:23.239 --> 01:29:26.319
<v Speaker 4>Maybe he was maybe Santa I don't know. I think

1569
01:29:26.399 --> 01:29:28.479
<v Speaker 4>this is hard because it's not a premise I really

1570
01:29:28.560 --> 01:29:33.079
<v Speaker 4>think about. I guess. I guess kind of like a mac.

1571
01:29:33.399 --> 01:29:38.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't really think I subscribe to this belief system.

1572
01:29:39.079 --> 01:29:46.039
<v Speaker 4>So I don't really think I am someone who's reincarnated

1573
01:29:46.119 --> 01:29:51.720
<v Speaker 4>by or whatever. So I'm trying to think of something fun.

1574
01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:54.520
<v Speaker 4>But I just googled who died the air was born?

1575
01:29:55.279 --> 01:29:57.199
<v Speaker 4>No one's coming up. That's really clicking.

1576
01:29:59.439 --> 01:30:04.479
<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey diarund what I'm just spitballing.

1577
01:30:06.439 --> 01:30:11.079
<v Speaker 1>Well and again, it could be like any time before

1578
01:30:11.479 --> 01:30:13.479
<v Speaker 1>you were born, or if you felt like you had

1579
01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:16.319
<v Speaker 1>a big personality shift at any point in your life.

1580
01:30:16.840 --> 01:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we're jolted.

1581
01:30:17.960 --> 01:30:21.039
<v Speaker 2>You think the soul this is my first You think

1582
01:30:21.079 --> 01:30:22.159
<v Speaker 2>this is your first side.

1583
01:30:22.159 --> 01:30:24.960
<v Speaker 4>I know, I don't. I think I'm just going auls.

1584
01:30:25.359 --> 01:30:26.439
<v Speaker 4>I think I'm just going soul.

1585
01:30:26.479 --> 01:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Liess.

1586
01:30:26.680 --> 01:30:28.600
<v Speaker 4>If I'm honest, I think I believe that I don't

1587
01:30:28.640 --> 01:30:31.159
<v Speaker 4>have one. I'm just going without, go without.

1588
01:30:31.439 --> 01:30:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, you could be you could be Andy Warhol,

1589
01:30:35.600 --> 01:30:36.920
<v Speaker 1>you could be Bob Fossey.

1590
01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:42.520
<v Speaker 4>These are these random? These are these are objects?

1591
01:30:42.960 --> 01:30:44.159
<v Speaker 1>These are people who died.

1592
01:30:44.600 --> 01:30:47.079
<v Speaker 2>Clara, I believe this is a first go round for

1593
01:30:47.199 --> 01:30:49.880
<v Speaker 2>you as a human. I do agree. I think you

1594
01:30:49.960 --> 01:30:53.800
<v Speaker 2>were probably a dog one or two times. But I

1595
01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:54.920
<v Speaker 2>think just you're sort of.

1596
01:30:55.079 --> 01:30:56.079
<v Speaker 4>Like one or two.

1597
01:30:57.760 --> 01:31:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Things you don't know about, like feel like, yeah, this

1598
01:31:00.920 --> 01:31:01.760
<v Speaker 2>is your first time.

1599
01:31:02.279 --> 01:31:06.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, so other than Jesus, what doing not.

1600
01:31:06.600 --> 01:31:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Like the fact that you don't like music? Internet?

1601
01:31:10.640 --> 01:31:13.039
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so everyone went did someone say Internet?

1602
01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:15.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I said Internet. I don't have.

1603
01:31:18.399 --> 01:31:22.119
<v Speaker 2>A lot of stuff, just like oh, I explained it

1604
01:31:22.279 --> 01:31:24.680
<v Speaker 2>to Clara because she didn't know night.

1605
01:31:25.319 --> 01:31:26.319
<v Speaker 3>No, that's bullshit.

1606
01:31:26.640 --> 01:31:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Remember remember that time you didn't know how to unplug

1607
01:31:31.720 --> 01:31:40.399
<v Speaker 1>your laud The light was like crazy and you were like,

1608
01:31:40.520 --> 01:31:42.520
<v Speaker 1>it's I can't think.

1609
01:31:42.680 --> 01:31:44.960
<v Speaker 4>I think she was doing a bit. But we didn't

1610
01:31:45.159 --> 01:31:47.960
<v Speaker 4>like it. No, yeah, I was.

1611
01:31:50.720 --> 01:31:54.119
<v Speaker 3>We didn't like the b but nobody liked it, right,

1612
01:31:54.199 --> 01:31:55.760
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I'll just leave it all the

1613
01:31:55.920 --> 01:31:56.439
<v Speaker 3>entire time.

1614
01:31:56.800 --> 01:31:58.000
<v Speaker 4>We were mad. We didn't like.

1615
01:31:58.720 --> 01:32:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my ring lights stopped working.

1616
01:32:05.079 --> 01:32:05.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll dare it.

1617
01:32:05.920 --> 01:32:07.119
<v Speaker 3>You leave it on all evening?

1618
01:32:07.560 --> 01:32:10.279
<v Speaker 4>Sure y, Yeah, that's gonna great.

1619
01:32:10.359 --> 01:32:12.039
<v Speaker 3>I don't have to turn it off. Someone must have

1620
01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:12.600
<v Speaker 3>turned it off.

1621
01:32:12.720 --> 01:32:13.239
<v Speaker 4>No, I died.

1622
01:32:15.560 --> 01:32:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so the lighting is not great tonight. All right,

1623
01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:20.840
<v Speaker 3>well we never have it back there.

1624
01:32:21.279 --> 01:32:23.039
<v Speaker 2>You just have it set up like as though it

1625
01:32:23.119 --> 01:32:23.359
<v Speaker 2>were on.

1626
01:32:28.199 --> 01:32:28.479
<v Speaker 1>Cool.

1627
01:32:35.000 --> 01:32:37.319
<v Speaker 4>Guys, do we are we done with this book?

1628
01:32:37.520 --> 01:32:37.800
<v Speaker 1>What do we?

1629
01:32:40.199 --> 01:32:43.800
<v Speaker 4>Yes? We do? Good good Reads, five star reviews. We

1630
01:32:43.880 --> 01:32:48.640
<v Speaker 4>were promised some stuff from Sky et cetera, so I'm excited.

1631
01:32:48.680 --> 01:32:51.119
<v Speaker 2>I did write down Sky's review, to be honest, because

1632
01:32:51.119 --> 01:32:55.119
<v Speaker 2>it was just like really, it was like so uh corporate,

1633
01:32:55.359 --> 01:32:57.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, it was like okay, But I found a

1634
01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:01.159
<v Speaker 2>few others. Christy Ricchie, I think, first of all, I'm

1635
01:33:01.199 --> 01:33:02.600
<v Speaker 2>just gonna go ahead and say your name is too

1636
01:33:02.640 --> 01:33:09.079
<v Speaker 2>close to Christina Ricci. Yeah, so I'd say go ahead

1637
01:33:09.079 --> 01:33:11.600
<v Speaker 2>and change that. But the review was I read it

1638
01:33:11.680 --> 01:33:13.800
<v Speaker 2>within a few hours. I couldn't put it down. It

1639
01:33:13.920 --> 01:33:16.840
<v Speaker 2>is slow to start and does have some grammatical errors.

1640
01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:19.560
<v Speaker 2>But I enjoyed this story and I'm excited for the

1641
01:33:19.680 --> 01:33:22.800
<v Speaker 2>next smiley face with the little dash for the nose

1642
01:33:23.199 --> 01:33:27.520
<v Speaker 2>and the bottom part of the smile. Mark Bettard said,

1643
01:33:28.359 --> 01:33:32.840
<v Speaker 2>this clearly a good book. I can see why it

1644
01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:35.800
<v Speaker 2>was a New York Times bestseller. Shame to see a

1645
01:33:35.880 --> 01:33:40.039
<v Speaker 2>bunch of envious haters ruining the reputation of this book

1646
01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:43.640
<v Speaker 2>and its author. It's a great book, get over it.

1647
01:33:46.279 --> 01:33:51.640
<v Speaker 3>So if she called Barnes and Noble and ordered the

1648
01:33:51.800 --> 01:33:54.479
<v Speaker 3>books and stuff, what's to keep her from making several

1649
01:33:54.520 --> 01:34:01.760
<v Speaker 3>Good Reads profiles. Yea, and this good book or whatever

1650
01:34:01.880 --> 01:34:05.640
<v Speaker 3>the little mistake was in the first sentence makes me

1651
01:34:05.720 --> 01:34:07.079
<v Speaker 3>think she wrote that reveal.

1652
01:34:08.319 --> 01:34:12.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, So then this is an odd one and

1653
01:34:12.319 --> 01:34:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't quite understand the point that that's being made here.

1654
01:34:15.760 --> 01:34:17.880
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, like I said, there are only like

1655
01:34:18.079 --> 01:34:22.760
<v Speaker 2>seven good reviews. So Brian Hogan says, so stay with

1656
01:34:23.000 --> 01:34:27.319
<v Speaker 2>me here. Enter an outsider, outsider who shows up on

1657
01:34:27.399 --> 01:34:30.680
<v Speaker 2>the scene with something that garners attention. There's a lot

1658
01:34:30.720 --> 01:34:32.920
<v Speaker 2>of people on the internet who don't think this person

1659
01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:35.800
<v Speaker 2>deserves the attention, and they do everything within their power

1660
01:34:35.880 --> 01:34:39.279
<v Speaker 2>to stop the outsider. The media, they buy into the

1661
01:34:39.359 --> 01:34:43.159
<v Speaker 2>Twitter sphere and ahead of properly vetted information, attempt to

1662
01:34:43.279 --> 01:34:47.479
<v Speaker 2>bury a random element. I get it, though, like it

1663
01:34:47.600 --> 01:34:53.840
<v Speaker 2>or not, Trump won's the reveal.

1664
01:34:53.880 --> 01:34:57.119
<v Speaker 3>I give he maybe had several things he was going

1665
01:34:57.199 --> 01:34:59.000
<v Speaker 3>to put online and copy and pasted.

1666
01:35:02.199 --> 01:35:04.800
<v Speaker 4>Like it or not, what is Trump won her winning?

1667
01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:07.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

1668
01:35:08.119 --> 01:35:10.880
<v Speaker 3>I think he's because he sounded like it could have

1669
01:35:10.960 --> 01:35:11.640
<v Speaker 3>been about her.

1670
01:35:11.800 --> 01:35:15.399
<v Speaker 2>I think he's comparing the attacks on her book to

1671
01:35:15.640 --> 01:35:19.000
<v Speaker 2>the attack on Donald Trump, which is really funny because

1672
01:35:19.039 --> 01:35:21.119
<v Speaker 2>it's like, and he definitely seems like a Trump fan.

1673
01:35:21.239 --> 01:35:25.600
<v Speaker 2>But it's like her book was proven to be fraudulent,

1674
01:35:25.920 --> 01:35:30.000
<v Speaker 2>so it's like, it's totally supporting your argument. It's a

1675
01:35:30.039 --> 01:35:30.920
<v Speaker 2>little confusing.

1676
01:35:33.399 --> 01:35:36.800
<v Speaker 3>I guess if you deny the fact of it, it's

1677
01:35:36.880 --> 01:35:42.760
<v Speaker 3>fake news that she was doing that despite the proof.

1678
01:35:42.920 --> 01:35:45.880
<v Speaker 2>It just took a left turn that I liked, and

1679
01:35:46.199 --> 01:35:50.039
<v Speaker 2>it was a little It was better than the ones

1680
01:35:50.119 --> 01:35:52.359
<v Speaker 2>that seemed body. So that's why I threw it in.

1681
01:35:54.560 --> 01:35:56.199
<v Speaker 4>They got there, they go.

1682
01:35:58.000 --> 01:36:03.319
<v Speaker 3>It could have also been some sort of that she hired, honestly, yeah,

1683
01:36:04.079 --> 01:36:07.600
<v Speaker 3>to do good reviews, Like there's no way who would

1684
01:36:07.680 --> 01:36:12.159
<v Speaker 3>read this whole thing, let alone review it.

1685
01:36:14.119 --> 01:36:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm done, I'm done. Let's get out of here. Let's

1686
01:36:20.520 --> 01:36:21.199
<v Speaker 2>get out of here.

1687
01:36:21.720 --> 01:36:24.319
<v Speaker 4>All right, all right, guys, Okay by.

1688
01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Hate Ray zero out of five across the board.

1689
01:36:29.600 --> 01:36:32.279
<v Speaker 4>I guess, yeah, I guess zero out of I mean,

1690
01:36:32.319 --> 01:36:34.079
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I could give it a one out

1691
01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:36.239
<v Speaker 4>of five because I think it did make me feel

1692
01:36:36.279 --> 01:36:37.920
<v Speaker 4>like I could write a book, but you guys said

1693
01:36:37.960 --> 01:36:39.279
<v Speaker 4>it felt it made me feel.

1694
01:36:39.119 --> 01:36:41.439
<v Speaker 3>The obvious that it's harder than I was, like, maybe

1695
01:36:41.560 --> 01:36:42.760
<v Speaker 3>writing a book is hard.

1696
01:36:43.000 --> 01:36:46.920
<v Speaker 4>Actually yeah, I just yeah, I guess it was like

1697
01:36:47.119 --> 01:36:49.359
<v Speaker 4>I fear that this is what it would look like

1698
01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:51.880
<v Speaker 4>if I tried to write a book. But I always fear.

1699
01:36:52.199 --> 01:36:56.359
<v Speaker 1>I just I've already I've started writing, and it's not

1700
01:36:56.439 --> 01:36:57.399
<v Speaker 1>what it looks like when I.

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01:36:57.399 --> 01:37:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Write a good that's the kind of that's confidence.

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01:37:01.199 --> 01:37:02.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Yeah, I started writing a book.

1703
01:37:04.680 --> 01:37:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, Okay, everyone everyone thinks I'm writing my

1704
01:37:11.000 --> 01:37:13.079
<v Speaker 1>own autobiography.

1705
01:37:13.520 --> 01:37:15.680
<v Speaker 2>No, whatever, they are correct?

1706
01:37:16.279 --> 01:37:16.680
<v Speaker 4>What the.

1707
01:37:18.640 --> 01:37:21.479
<v Speaker 2>You can't say what she's told us about it?

1708
01:37:21.680 --> 01:37:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Like fifty times, but I can't say publicly.

1709
01:37:25.119 --> 01:37:27.079
<v Speaker 4>I feel like it's a biography. When you say she's

1710
01:37:27.119 --> 01:37:28.279
<v Speaker 4>told us about it, it's not.

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01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:33.640
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, what do you mean what she has talked

1712
01:37:33.640 --> 01:37:33.960
<v Speaker 2>about this?

1713
01:37:34.359 --> 01:37:38.039
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you're talking about? What is it?

1714
01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:38.680
<v Speaker 5>What is it?

1715
01:37:39.079 --> 01:37:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't say publicly because I don't want the idea

1716
01:37:41.880 --> 01:37:43.880
<v Speaker 1>to be stolen, because it's going to take me another

1717
01:37:44.119 --> 01:37:45.800
<v Speaker 1>four years to do it.

1718
01:37:46.479 --> 01:37:49.239
<v Speaker 4>At the pace i'm can't. Everyone knows. You can't worry

1719
01:37:49.239 --> 01:37:51.800
<v Speaker 4>about that because the way you write it will be

1720
01:37:51.960 --> 01:37:53.880
<v Speaker 4>uniquely used. So you can go ahead and tell.

1721
01:37:53.880 --> 01:37:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Us I.

1722
01:37:57.960 --> 01:37:59.640
<v Speaker 3>Thought we were all going to write a book together.

1723
01:37:59.760 --> 01:38:00.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yes, exactly.

1724
01:38:01.319 --> 01:38:05.039
<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna reveal I've been writing it for years.

1725
01:38:05.159 --> 01:38:05.920
<v Speaker 1>No, please don't.

1726
01:38:06.039 --> 01:38:08.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do it because you're pissing me off.

1727
01:38:08.159 --> 01:38:14.479
<v Speaker 3>I think, being serious, I don't do it.

1728
01:38:14.640 --> 01:38:18.720
<v Speaker 2>It's basically the premises. It's just like young folk magic

1729
01:38:18.840 --> 01:38:24.560
<v Speaker 2>practitioner who leaves the Las Vegas to join a sideshow.

1730
01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:25.159
<v Speaker 4>Cool.

1731
01:38:25.239 --> 01:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it. Her name is Sabrina. That's the change.

1732
01:38:32.359 --> 01:38:33.039
<v Speaker 2>It brilliant.

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01:38:33.079 --> 01:38:36.119
<v Speaker 3>All right, if you were actually magic, would you go

1734
01:38:36.359 --> 01:38:39.279
<v Speaker 3>on stage and be like, look at me doing magic.

1735
01:38:39.359 --> 01:38:41.520
<v Speaker 3>You guys think I figured out how to do this,

1736
01:38:41.840 --> 01:38:44.239
<v Speaker 3>but it's real magic, Like it just doesn't even seem

1737
01:38:44.279 --> 01:38:44.720
<v Speaker 3>like a skin.

1738
01:38:44.800 --> 01:38:48.359
<v Speaker 2>I would reveal it in the shittiest, dumbest way possible

1739
01:38:49.319 --> 01:38:51.439
<v Speaker 2>and everyone in a way where everyone would be like

1740
01:38:52.159 --> 01:38:55.279
<v Speaker 2>we already knew, and your magic stupid, because I'd be like,

1741
01:38:55.600 --> 01:38:58.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm magic, you assholes. Look I can clean up the stain,

1742
01:38:59.840 --> 01:39:01.199
<v Speaker 2>I like clean up the state.

1743
01:39:02.319 --> 01:39:02.520
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

1744
01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I guess you're magic now, and that's how

1745
01:39:06.720 --> 01:39:07.119
<v Speaker 2>we learn.

1746
01:39:07.520 --> 01:39:10.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you probably could have been helping me with more things.

1747
01:39:11.960 --> 01:39:13.199
<v Speaker 4>Ever, give me anything.

1748
01:39:17.000 --> 01:39:20.399
<v Speaker 3>Here's a magic Yeah, that's where we are. She's magic.

1749
01:39:20.520 --> 01:39:22.640
<v Speaker 3>But she goes shopping at the mall.

1750
01:39:23.479 --> 01:39:25.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's doing dumb ship.

1751
01:39:25.159 --> 01:39:29.000
<v Speaker 1>She's doing dumb sh Listen. I can't think about her

1752
01:39:29.039 --> 01:39:29.479
<v Speaker 1>any longer.

1753
01:39:29.520 --> 01:39:31.840
<v Speaker 2>I agree, let's go. I need to leave, now, go bye.

1754
01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:33.920
<v Speaker 4>All right?

1755
01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:35.119
<v Speaker 3>They were okay as well.

1756
01:39:35.279 --> 01:39:36.760
<v Speaker 4>Guess oh yeah, yeah.

1757
01:39:36.680 --> 01:39:37.840
<v Speaker 3>Little fucker, little fucker.

1758
01:39:39.960 --> 01:39:48.039
<v Speaker 4>Ah, I guess. I can't say that.

1759
01:39:49.359 --> 01:39:51.880
<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's it's it. Oh my god, say it,

1760
01:39:52.560 --> 01:39:52.960
<v Speaker 2>it is it?

1761
01:39:53.399 --> 01:39:57.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, say it is it. It's gonna be now.

1762
01:39:57.960 --> 01:40:03.640
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say it's my my my baby here

1763
01:40:03.680 --> 01:40:05.520
<v Speaker 4>at the beginning, making probably making no.

1764
01:40:05.760 --> 01:40:08.239
<v Speaker 2>I loved him being here. He gave the biggest smile.

1765
01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:10.479
<v Speaker 2>It was so sweet, you're now my little fucker for

1766
01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:15.800
<v Speaker 2>even suggestion it was. He gave the most precious smile.

1767
01:40:15.960 --> 01:40:19.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, people can't see it. They probably could only

1768
01:40:19.920 --> 01:40:20.720
<v Speaker 2>hear him going.

1769
01:40:23.159 --> 01:40:24.680
<v Speaker 4>In the background at the beginning.

1770
01:40:25.520 --> 01:40:26.760
<v Speaker 3>People love sweetheart.

1771
01:40:27.760 --> 01:40:28.560
<v Speaker 2>I love babies.

1772
01:40:28.600 --> 01:40:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Now.

1773
01:40:28.840 --> 01:40:30.800
<v Speaker 2>I never thought i'd be one of those people. But

1774
01:40:31.960 --> 01:40:34.000
<v Speaker 2>now you got a baby, you're like other ones are cute.

1775
01:40:34.079 --> 01:40:34.199
<v Speaker 4>Now.

1776
01:40:34.399 --> 01:40:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Prior to this, I I did have to like fake

1777
01:40:36.680 --> 01:40:40.239
<v Speaker 2>it a little bit oh weird because clar and I

1778
01:40:40.359 --> 01:40:44.439
<v Speaker 2>know baby you hav so it's weird that you say

1779
01:40:44.520 --> 01:40:47.199
<v Speaker 2>that with others. With other people I cared for, it

1780
01:40:47.319 --> 01:40:49.680
<v Speaker 2>left well yeah, well, I mean.

1781
01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:54.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, unfathomable to think someone wouldn't be so yeah.

1782
01:40:54.760 --> 01:40:56.520
<v Speaker 2>No, I just mean with like people you don't know,

1783
01:40:56.760 --> 01:40:59.159
<v Speaker 2>like dumb people and dumb babies, not yours.

1784
01:40:59.239 --> 01:41:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I will say I have actually sort of the opposite.

1785
01:41:03.800 --> 01:41:06.680
<v Speaker 3>And it's not not with people I love babies, but

1786
01:41:07.399 --> 01:41:11.039
<v Speaker 3>with like a random baby. It's like, like I say,

1787
01:41:11.600 --> 01:41:14.199
<v Speaker 3>having Alfie made me less of a dog person, because

1788
01:41:14.279 --> 01:41:17.159
<v Speaker 3>like I like Alfie, I'm an Alfie person. Yea, So

1789
01:41:17.279 --> 01:41:19.680
<v Speaker 3>now it's like I'll give a shit about some other baby.

1790
01:41:20.760 --> 01:41:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Wow, the opposite with dogs and babies. Yeah, all right,

1791
01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:28.520
<v Speaker 2>who's that? Who else? Who else we have for a

1792
01:41:28.560 --> 01:41:29.359
<v Speaker 2>little fucker.

1793
01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:34.880
<v Speaker 3>A little fucker, little fucker. I think I'm also gonna

1794
01:41:37.079 --> 01:41:43.199
<v Speaker 3>pick Sarah because she was like, I don't know, that

1795
01:41:43.319 --> 01:41:46.399
<v Speaker 3>whole reincarnation thing seemed like she didn't really have to

1796
01:41:47.159 --> 01:41:48.920
<v Speaker 3>throw in that. Once she set up my Internet for me,

1797
01:41:48.960 --> 01:41:50.640
<v Speaker 3>which was like a nice thing to do, but I

1798
01:41:50.680 --> 01:41:51.920
<v Speaker 3>didn't know I was going to hear about it for

1799
01:41:51.920 --> 01:41:52.720
<v Speaker 3>the rest of my life.

1800
01:41:53.359 --> 01:41:56.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it happened several times that I have read.

1801
01:41:56.399 --> 01:42:00.199
<v Speaker 1>I like that, although for Sarah too, just out of expedience, see,

1802
01:42:00.239 --> 01:42:04.279
<v Speaker 1>because this book has really tuggered me out, and I

1803
01:42:04.399 --> 01:42:08.960
<v Speaker 1>wanted to go to sleep, and I really, Sarah thought

1804
01:42:09.000 --> 01:42:10.479
<v Speaker 1>I was never going to vote for you because you

1805
01:42:11.199 --> 01:42:14.640
<v Speaker 1>have your DSP. That's a dick sucking palette.

1806
01:42:15.119 --> 01:42:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Oh I wish I could take back

1807
01:42:18.399 --> 01:42:18.800
<v Speaker 2>my vote.

1808
01:42:19.359 --> 01:42:19.880
<v Speaker 4>Beautiful.

1809
01:42:21.319 --> 01:42:27.039
<v Speaker 1>That was really good, but unfortunately is yeah. Yeah, so

1810
01:42:27.680 --> 01:42:30.439
<v Speaker 1>unfortunately the tide turned and I had to to Okay,

1811
01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:36.680
<v Speaker 1>it's fine, it's fine, all right, do you throw a vote?

1812
01:42:37.079 --> 01:42:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Little princess voted? Oh, I mean remember it can only

1813
01:42:41.880 --> 01:42:43.399
<v Speaker 2>be it can only be, uh.

1814
01:42:45.680 --> 01:42:50.439
<v Speaker 1>Clara basically not just you basically could.

1815
01:42:50.479 --> 01:42:55.439
<v Speaker 3>Because the bread the bad thing.

1816
01:42:56.880 --> 01:43:00.279
<v Speaker 2>All right, Sure, Sarah can never be a historic.

1817
01:43:04.920 --> 01:43:08.479
<v Speaker 4>Than I did just coin d SP. I mean, I

1818
01:43:08.600 --> 01:43:10.880
<v Speaker 4>don't want to even get myself on this.

1819
01:43:11.399 --> 01:43:16.680
<v Speaker 3>She coined DSP. You know, something I admire about Sabrina

1820
01:43:17.640 --> 01:43:21.039
<v Speaker 3>is that she could play both sides, so you know,

1821
01:43:21.239 --> 01:43:22.159
<v Speaker 3>she's just very genuine.

1822
01:43:22.159 --> 01:43:24.319
<v Speaker 4>All Right, I'm going to say Sabrina in an attempt

1823
01:43:24.399 --> 01:43:24.800
<v Speaker 4>to make this.

1824
01:43:27.680 --> 01:43:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Princess to say why because she can and then like

1825
01:43:32.000 --> 01:43:33.039
<v Speaker 2>giving a compliment.

1826
01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:36.840
<v Speaker 3>Now you don't like little princess, Johnny can't.

1827
01:43:37.279 --> 01:43:38.279
<v Speaker 1>This is more annoying.

1828
01:43:38.439 --> 01:43:41.560
<v Speaker 4>John's exactly how I felt the whole time.

1829
01:43:43.000 --> 01:43:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Stupid took yourself out of it, Sabrina, Sabrina.

1830
01:43:54.760 --> 01:43:55.199
<v Speaker 3>Yourself.

1831
01:43:55.520 --> 01:43:57.840
<v Speaker 1>You can privately text me whatever you're going to say.

1832
01:43:58.279 --> 01:44:03.279
<v Speaker 1>That's me great, Okay. What is our book for next week?

1833
01:44:04.439 --> 01:44:06.920
<v Speaker 1>What's our book for next week? What the hell is

1834
01:44:07.000 --> 01:44:08.399
<v Speaker 1>our book for the next episode?

1835
01:44:08.880 --> 01:44:09.520
<v Speaker 3>The calendar?

1836
01:44:10.960 --> 01:44:15.000
<v Speaker 2>It is Killers of a Certain Age by Deanna Rayburn.

1837
01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:16.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm excited.

1838
01:44:17.000 --> 01:44:19.239
<v Speaker 4>I think this isn't actually this one.

1839
01:44:19.399 --> 01:44:21.119
<v Speaker 2>It continues our string of murders.

1840
01:44:23.560 --> 01:44:24.199
<v Speaker 4>I'm excited.

1841
01:44:24.640 --> 01:44:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I hope it's great. I need a good one because,

1842
01:44:26.920 --> 01:44:28.279
<v Speaker 2>dear God, these last two.

1843
01:44:28.800 --> 01:44:32.479
<v Speaker 4>Yes, as always, we are mean book club. Please follow

1844
01:44:32.640 --> 01:44:36.279
<v Speaker 4>us on all the socials, and we've got Blake. He's

1845
01:44:36.439 --> 01:44:39.800
<v Speaker 4>he's hitting stuff hard. He's showing you stuff that's our

1846
01:44:39.960 --> 01:44:42.800
<v Speaker 4>you know, Sharon, fun stuff. You guys know Blake, that's

1847
01:44:42.880 --> 01:44:47.640
<v Speaker 4>our boy, Blake. Patreon, please become a member. If you

1848
01:44:47.760 --> 01:44:50.039
<v Speaker 4>become a member, we will and you give us enough

1849
01:44:50.079 --> 01:44:52.439
<v Speaker 4>money we will read your b That's simple, okay.

1850
01:44:54.760 --> 01:44:58.800
<v Speaker 1>And ideally meet the criteria of being a New York

1851
01:44:58.840 --> 01:45:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Times bestseller. We would love if it were.

1852
01:45:02.560 --> 01:45:11.960
<v Speaker 4>We wouldn't, but we were. We're very We are easily tricked. Yeah,

1853
01:45:13.119 --> 01:45:16.119
<v Speaker 4>photoshop something, send it attached it at the PDF. We

1854
01:45:16.159 --> 01:45:20.479
<v Speaker 4>will not question it. But we book up dot com.

1855
01:45:20.600 --> 01:45:22.840
<v Speaker 4>All right, guys, we'll see you next episode.

1856
01:45:23.479 --> 01:45:27.279
<v Speaker 2>Bye bye, Losers Shop.

1857
01:45:27.880 --> 01:45:30.640
<v Speaker 4>No, we don't recault.