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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media, Merry Christmas and Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news over the holidays. Have you gone to

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<v Speaker 1>Crumble the Cookie Place? Found out one of my students

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<v Speaker 1>actually works on the one right by my home, So

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<v Speaker 1>that's awkward in there. When I go and order a

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Fallon Brownie and she's gonna be like, really, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she works, She'll be like, oh no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good choice, sir. What's the problem with Jimmy Fallon Brownie?

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<v Speaker 1>It's got twelve hundred calories. It is a holiday peppermint

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<v Speaker 1>brownie called the Limited Edition Candy Cane Brownie, a chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>treat smothered in peppermint buttercream and topped with candy cane bits.

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<v Speaker 1>Foodies have said it is Crumble Cookie's highest calorie item, yet,

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<v Speaker 1>according to the nutritional information, each serving is only one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty calories. As if you're not gonna eat

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<v Speaker 1>the whole brownie, the Crumbled people are trying to pretend

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<v Speaker 1>that brownie has six servings per brownie. Come on, dude, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it has one and it's twelve hundred calories. Jimmy Fallon's

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<v Speaker 1>clared it was the best brownie he's ever had. Some

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<v Speaker 1>TikTokers are not convinced the dessert is worth the inches

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<v Speaker 1>on your waistline. One content creator said, tell me who

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<v Speaker 1>in their right mind, and especially an American, is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be eating this in six settings. That's not realistic

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Another content creator said, nobody needs that many calories.

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder the US has such a high obesity rate.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's break down the nutritional information. Okay, the brownie contains

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and twenty one grams of sugar and one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred grams of added sugar. That's two hundred and two

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<v Speaker 1>percent of the average daily intake. There are also forty

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<v Speaker 1>grams of saturated fat, which coincidentally, and I'm wondering if

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<v Speaker 1>this is actually a coincidence or like there's some reason

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<v Speaker 1>they did this. That's also two hundred and two percent

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<v Speaker 1>of the daily recommended intake. The Center for Disease Control

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<v Speaker 1>and Prevention recommends that sugar should be less than ten

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<v Speaker 1>percent of daily calories consumed in a two thousand calorie diet.

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<v Speaker 1>That equates to approximately twelve tea spoons of added sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on your nutritional needs. The CDC says this adults

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<v Speaker 1>should consume anywhere from sixteen hundred to three thousand calories

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<v Speaker 1>total per day. The Jimmy Fallon Krumble brownie, therefore, could

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<v Speaker 1>be almost all of someone's daily caloric intake. Professor Darwin

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<v Speaker 1>Dettweiler from Northeastern University told The Daily Mail. Without clear labeling,

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<v Speaker 1>consumers may underestimate the caloric and nutritional content, which is

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<v Speaker 1>particularly concerning with oversized portions like those Crumble offers. If

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<v Speaker 1>these cookies were firearms, they would be illegal. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna watch football today? I'm Netflix knows what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas is totally just going to turn into day. We

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<v Speaker 1>watch football. Now. When you have young kids, or our

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<v Speaker 1>young kid, Christmas morning is amazing. You go play with

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<v Speaker 1>your stuff. But once the kids are grown up, we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of sit around the tree for ten minutes and

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<v Speaker 1>then everybody scatters. So, yeah, football on Christmas Day makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me. You go Netflix? Oh, I'm just not.

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<v Speaker 1>Bert Kraser will join at Netflix as a tailgate correspondent

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<v Speaker 1>today and my comedian of the Year, the slightly starting

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<v Speaker 1>to be overexposed Nate Berghetzie is going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>special guest your lineup today. One o'clock Chiefs, Steelers four

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<v Speaker 1>point thirty Ravens Texans Beyonce scheduled to be the halftime performer.

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<v Speaker 1>Al dot Com caught up with Jim Brewer. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have my Jim brew impression. I've been losing my brew impression.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of it is you've heard me talk on and

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<v Speaker 1>off about how I've had this fuzz in my voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Now to do Jim, I need to get down a

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<v Speaker 1>little more raspy. I always reset my half assed Gim

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<v Speaker 1>Brewer impression, and back in the day when I worked

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<v Speaker 1>with him, I did it pretty well, especially capturing the

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<v Speaker 1>way he spoke in his rhythm. I used to write

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<v Speaker 1>copy for Jim because I worked with him all the

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<v Speaker 1>time and I have a good year for that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. But I remember the first time I met Jim.

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<v Speaker 1>We were sitting at a high tabletop at Sirius and

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<v Speaker 1>this is what he said and how I always reset it.

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<v Speaker 1>He was telling Hi about the show and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me my friend Pete Pete being Pete Corioley and

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<v Speaker 1>I tell right, so you have to get down a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit in a little gravelly. But I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>able to do it because I've been having the voice issues.

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<v Speaker 1>And part of the reason I'm having the voice issues

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<v Speaker 1>is because a lot of pretaping for a holiday week.

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<v Speaker 1>So instead of doing like one podcast to day, there

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<v Speaker 1>are bed days, I've been doing four because I not

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<v Speaker 1>only host this, I also host five good News stories.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been blowing out my voice. Ail dot Com

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<v Speaker 1>Asper who he enjoyed working with on SNL, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Hanks was the first star that came on for us.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a megastar at the time, Like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>how did we get Tom Hanks? And I just couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe how engaging it was. That really blew my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really funny because Alec Baldwin, as much as he

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<v Speaker 1>drives me crazy with the things he says, he was

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<v Speaker 1>probably one of the most engaging, very funny. He was incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>John Goodman, Jim Carrey, he just came in and everything

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<v Speaker 1>he did he at home run. Then they asked him

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<v Speaker 1>about working with Dave Chappelle on the film A Half

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<v Speaker 1>Baked Jim said, we had a chemistry before that movie started.

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<v Speaker 1>We were already in the comedy club scene. We had

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<v Speaker 1>the same manager hung out a lot in the comedy scene.

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<v Speaker 1>We both were kind of hot names coming up, and

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<v Speaker 1>so we already had a major history before or Half Baked.

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<v Speaker 1>We were going to do a TV show together, so

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<v Speaker 1>the chemistry was easy to do. And I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>doing that movie that you're never gonna be on a

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<v Speaker 1>set like this again where everyone gets along and everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>helping each other out. That just doesn't exist. Uh oh, Jim,

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<v Speaker 1>better be careful here. They asked him. Taylor Swift will

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<v Speaker 1>be eligible for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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<v Speaker 1>induction in twenty thirty one. There's a solid chance she

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<v Speaker 1>gets in before Iron Maiden. Jim laughed and said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't pay attention to who's in the Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 1>Hall of fames are meant for the people that actually

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<v Speaker 1>make the real money out of the whole situation. What

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<v Speaker 1>a Jim Brewer answered, Jim always finds the conspiracy and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he's probably right. Hall of fames are for

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<v Speaker 1>the people that actually make the real money out of

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<v Speaker 1>the whole situation. So at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like the government. Before government, we knew who

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor was, we knew who the wise people were,

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<v Speaker 1>we knew who the helpers were. We need to vote

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<v Speaker 1>on it. You're always gonna know where maiden stands in history.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I got my half assed jim back there

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. A comedian Gary Delaney tells the lad

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<v Speaker 1>Bible one of his favorite jokes is his most stolen

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<v Speaker 1>joke by a mile. He says he originally performed the

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<v Speaker 1>joke in two thousand and four, and the joke has

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<v Speaker 1>shown up on countless t shirts and the pages of

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<v Speaker 1>joke books. Delaney said, I get stolen from a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen comics do sets made above one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 1>of my jokes. Nothing you do about it, but it's annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what is the joke? I went to buy

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<v Speaker 1>a Christmas tree. The guy said, are you gotta put

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<v Speaker 1>it up yourself? And I said no, I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the living room. All right. Vultures did their list

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<v Speaker 1>of the comedians you should know and will know. One

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<v Speaker 1>of those comedians Brennan Lee mulligan. Worst show was at

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<v Speaker 1>a bar in Williamsburg where the audience's chairs were physically

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<v Speaker 1>removed mid show to make room for a bridal party

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<v Speaker 1>that crashed the bar because they'd been kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>their own wedding venue. Bride'smaid wandered on stage and we

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<v Speaker 1>called the set shortly thereafter. Biggest financial hurdle you've encountered

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<v Speaker 1>since becoming a comedian, Probably the biggest one was needing

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<v Speaker 1>emergency dental surgery for my number eight incisor one of

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<v Speaker 1>the two most visible teeth right in front of your mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>and only being able to afford it by flying to

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<v Speaker 1>Costa Rica. Yikes. I highly recommend dental tourism to anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who's worried about affording both rent and their teeth. The

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<v Speaker 1>dental clinic I went to did great work and offered

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<v Speaker 1>a discount on a nearby rainforest zip line excursion. Comedy opinions.

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<v Speaker 1>The customer is always right. If the audience isn't laughing

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<v Speaker 1>at you, it's because you're not being funny enough to

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<v Speaker 1>get a laugh. Bombing on stage and then blaming the

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<v Speaker 1>audience after the factor. Being too sensitive is for chumps

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<v Speaker 1>and losers. Another one of the comedians is Malik Ela

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<v Speaker 1>sal whose career would he like to follow? He says,

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<v Speaker 1>any comedian who's married. A comedian being married with kids

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<v Speaker 1>is more impressive to me than if they sold out

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<v Speaker 1>Madison Square Garden Comedy opinion I don't like the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that comedy is unimportant. I think comedy's perfect and comedians

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<v Speaker 1>are flawed. I feel the same way about religion and

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<v Speaker 1>religious people. I don't think we should be the go

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<v Speaker 1>to for answers on the big issues. But I still

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<v Speaker 1>believe comedy is a meaningful art form. A comedian friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine, Charlie de Mahers, once told me comedy is

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<v Speaker 1>a brick you throw through a window that turns into

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<v Speaker 1>stained glass. That being said, there are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>shows where you feel like you're the equivalent of bowling.

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<v Speaker 1>No shade to the bowling community. Worst advice he ever

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<v Speaker 1>gotten was from his dad, who told him to steal

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin hartch jokes little short today. But that's your comedy

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<v Speaker 1>news on a Christmas. If you're listening on Christmas, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening on Christmas. And if you're playing catch

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<v Speaker 1>up after Christmas, thank you. Thank for playing catch up

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<v Speaker 1>after Christmas. I will continue to have daily episodes for

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<v Speaker 1>you here see tomorrow.