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Speaker 2: me your best Comma Sutra kid because he's into kharmas. Yeah, allegedly,
Speaker 2: I believe he did an interview where he said he
Speaker 2: orgasm for like forty minutes straight or some crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you meaning to seizure right, flo, You're just
Speaker 2: like smell vinegar for forty minutes straight?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: What show was that? They called it their They called
Speaker 2: it They never said that there. We said it's your
Speaker 2: vinegar stroke face?
Speaker 8: Is it the.
Speaker 1: Is it the.
Speaker 2: Fantasy Football TV show? Is that what it was? Where
Speaker 2: they called it the vinegar stroke face? The league? Yep,
Speaker 2: the league league.
Speaker 5: I haven't heard of that one because.
Speaker 2: Smell vinegar and that is allegedly what you look like
Speaker 2: when you're having an O. Right, So you can't do
Speaker 2: it to yourself because you don't know what you look like. Right,
Speaker 2: you have to do like have your husband do it
Speaker 2: or your girl. Can't just set up a camera.
Speaker 8: You can't.
Speaker 2: That never looks good. By the way. One of my
Speaker 2: right now, one of my fun things I like to
Speaker 2: do is go search for people selling mirrors online. It's wild,
Speaker 2: so yeah, you can do that, but it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: He just looks stupid. But you should have your partner
Speaker 2: get some vinegar, have them smell and then look.
Speaker 5: Oh, I feel like the eyebrows and everything and like
Speaker 5: the head the uh, your forehead goes up like makes
Speaker 5: that But the mouth I don't think that does. I
Speaker 5: don't think that is.
Speaker 2: Listen, you just try it. I'm going and we'll see.
Speaker 2: And you can not preface it to him and just go, hey,
Speaker 2: I have an experiment, and then I'll explain the experiment afterwards,
Speaker 2: and then you can do it to me and we'll
Speaker 2: see if it's true. It smells like fish and chips
Speaker 2: in here? Why do you have all this vinegar on? Babe?
Speaker 8: Boy?
Speaker 2: Do I have a night for you? Yeah? Figure out
Speaker 2: how we got to that spot the commace suture police. Yes,
Speaker 2: forty minute organism. Yeah, I mean people just say things.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a documentation. People lie. As
Speaker 2: I'm getting older, I think people are always lying.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't say that a blame, especially if it's on
Speaker 2: the Internet or on TV or being told to me.
Speaker 2: And I'm not here to say you're wrong. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: as the counter reeves quote goes. As I get older,
Speaker 2: people tell me two plus two is five, and I
Speaker 2: just say, good luck with that, all right.
Speaker 7: I had to do my research because I had read
Speaker 7: somewhere that there's an animal out there that has a
Speaker 7: thirty forty minute organism, much like.
Speaker 2: Staying in this one had that just one like a
Speaker 2: medium shelf. Huh yeah, easy reachable. Yeah.
Speaker 7: And apparently, according to the Guinness World Records, the domestic
Speaker 7: pig has the longest recorded orgasm in mammals, lasting in
Speaker 7: average of thirty to ninety minutes. Oh my goodness, So George,
Speaker 7: welcome to science, science career.
Speaker 2: So today we're going to work with pigs. Great love that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna I need you to watch this pig after
Speaker 2: you do the steps on this sheet. Yeah, and start
Speaker 2: a stop watch. Right. Step number one, put on rubber glove,
Speaker 2: double up. Step two, put on suit right bio hazard
Speaker 2: suit three, turn on pig porn. Right, what do they
Speaker 2: like to watch? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was hoping they're I could find some more information
Speaker 7: on other animals, but apparently.
Speaker 2: They said it could go up to ninety minutes. The pair.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy. What is this saying? Isn't it? The
Speaker 2: brown and to ginas male engages in marathon mating sessions
Speaker 2: that last up to fourteen hours straight during their two
Speaker 2: week reproductive window. Bro, we don't even need to get
Speaker 2: to the two week thing. Fourteen hours. Let's just say,
Speaker 2: for easy math, let's just say thirty seconds for each one.
Speaker 2: That's twenty eight. It's a lot. It's a lot. I'm
Speaker 2: not even doing that math right. Let's just say each
Speaker 2: one last thirty minutes. That's twenty eight yeah, so it's
Speaker 2: way more orgasms than that. Okay, yeah, good for the
Speaker 2: pig though, Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I'd rather just be done in a couple of seconds,
Speaker 7: roll over and go to bed, not have to sit
Speaker 7: there for thirty to ninety minutes.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh God, can we finally be done, already drained?
Speaker 2: Somebody give me some slop. It's like paint in a room, right,
Speaker 2: You're like, you're You're like, yeah, this is gonna be great,
Speaker 2: and then like five minutes and you're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: can I just pay somebody to do this for me?
Speaker 2: I'm not done. You're good for one wall barely by
Speaker 2: the time I get the paint can out, try and
Speaker 2: get that bitch opened right, because I don't have a
Speaker 2: church key. I gotta use a screwdriver. Sorry, just been
Speaker 2: the end. I don't do it right. I don't do
Speaker 2: it the way the paint can once, and then I
Speaker 2: gotta find the brushes, and I've got the right brush,
Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna use this one. It'll be fine.
Speaker 7: Don't forget to stir it up first, because if you don't,
Speaker 7: and oh my goodness, right, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2: Out right, You gotta start right. And then you get
Speaker 2: your paint pan out and you're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: have a paint liner. I'll just use a garbage bag.
Speaker 2: It was good enough for my dad. Yeah, And then
Speaker 2: my dad would be like, that's not the right way.
Speaker 2: And then we get it on the wall and your
Speaker 2: partner goes, well, that's not its color. That's not what
Speaker 2: it looked like on the sample. That's not what I
Speaker 2: was promised. I wanted eggshell. This is clearly it's not
Speaker 2: the finish I expected. Right, only had a nickel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fourteen hours woild for two weeks. I don't even think. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not just me. I don't think anybody works that long.
Speaker 2: Nobody puts in fourteen hours for two weeks straight. Maybe
Speaker 2: the million You could argue military fourteen hours every day
Speaker 2: for two weeks streeks. That's not weekends, all right, that
Speaker 2: wouldn't have to include weekends. Yeah, yeah, because I don't
Speaker 2: think I could be wrong. I don't think the spider
Speaker 2: checks the count. No, I don't think the spider takes
Speaker 2: day rest to the one upstairs. Nope, Nope, work work, work, ye,
Speaker 2: all day long. Spiders don't acknowledge it. Mf or Essay
Speaker 2: or SU Saturday Sunday. Yeah, Monday through Friday. Sure, So
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any very if I'm not saying
Speaker 2: there isn't zero, but damn near zero of people that
Speaker 2: put in fourteen hours every day for two weeks straight.
Speaker 2: Nurses not nurse they do, they do, for sure, they do.
Speaker 2: Some do twenties or twenty fours, but never fourteen days
Speaker 2: in a row. Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 7: It seems like I've seen a couple of them bitch
Speaker 7: and complain on Facebook that like I'm on my like
Speaker 7: a Facebook group, right, Well, they just get on there
Speaker 7: and bitching. I am working fourteen hour days. This is
Speaker 7: my tenth day straight. I can't wait until my day
Speaker 7: off because well then they get like three four days
Speaker 7: off of work or whatever because it works so much.
Speaker 2: But if I work ten days, fourteen days in a row,
Speaker 2: fourteen hours ten days in a row, I'm getting more
Speaker 2: than three days off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we're gonna need you to stay late. I
Speaker 2: get shortages and all that. Yeah, but to do it
Speaker 2: fourteen days in a row, rare occurrence, no way, man,
Speaker 2: But the spider every year and all of them, no
Speaker 2: problem at all. Doesn't even bitch your complain. That's just
Speaker 2: a spider to lie. Is there some beta that only
Speaker 2: does thirteen? Probably some little bitch ass spiders, just like
Speaker 2: you know guys tired? It's good? Yeah, I know enough.
Speaker 2: I know enough. Means take a break for a little while.
Speaker 2: What do I need to do? What do I achieve?
Speaker 8: I doing?
Speaker 2: Going fourteen?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Get another layer on the web around one of
Speaker 2: those webs, web pie, just have a normal everyday web.
Speaker 2: I don't need all that.
Speaker 5: One layer cost you a mothy.
Speaker 2: It's not the number of days how you use them,
Speaker 2: that's right. I'm not gonna do fourteen. I do thirtin,
Speaker 2: I'll do the last day. I'll do twenty eight day,
Speaker 2: twenty eight hours, right. Work a little extra, yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: do a little extra every day. We're going to Disney, right,
Speaker 2: damn it?
Speaker 8: I earned this.
Speaker 2: Pigs Huh? Who would have guessed?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Once?
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 2: Getting mud eat trash it? My god, that wasn't even
Speaker 2: a ninety minutes and you're annoying?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: Now do you imagine being the farmers, the breeders that
Speaker 2: have to deal with that? Hear it every day?
Speaker 8: Watch it?
Speaker 2: Wait, you think it's a loud Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: No, not every like a pig.
Speaker 2: That's when they're getting hurt. Well that you're not being Yeah,
Speaker 2: but this is we're we're talking about that. The idea
Speaker 2: that that happens for ninety minutes. Uh, you don't look
Speaker 2: forward to that, and afterwards you totally fall asleep. Of course,
Speaker 2: like days.
Speaker 5: All right, you know, because he's too tired to ask
Speaker 5: for a sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know the female pigs like, yeah, dramatic.
Speaker 2: You guys are all dramatic. You're like, you get sick
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I'm dying. You have an orgasm,
Speaker 2: You're like ninety minutes You're like, ah, settled down, wasn't
Speaker 2: that great?
Speaker 5: Took you ninety minutes?
Speaker 2: One minute of work and ninety minutes of reveling? Right,
Speaker 2: no way, I don't know if I believe that. How
Speaker 2: is your day at work? Honey? Oh biggest discovery. You're
Speaker 2: not gonna believe this. You know I've been doing the
Speaker 2: pig thing, right, Oh yeah, Oh, I'm I'm aware. I'm aware.
Speaker 2: Remember me, by the way, who should make her no shoes?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: I don't discovered the craziest thing. Guess how long a
Speaker 2: pig has an orgasm. I don't know, babe, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Tell me about your work a couple minutes maybe at most. Right,
Speaker 2: every spouse is like two, no, no, no, wrong, guess again.
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 2: Now keep going. You're not even close high yeah, and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh god, longer than this. Yeah, right, because
Speaker 2: you know how partners allegedly you don't really listen, like
Speaker 2: how was your day? And then you go somewhere else
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh they're still talking. Oh yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: totally yeah, what a bitch, Yeah, oh you're boss. You
Speaker 2: want me go up there or it's all done? And
Speaker 2: she's like, that's nice, dear. You don't even listen to
Speaker 2: me anymore. You didn't even hear what I said about
Speaker 2: the pigs orgasmy huh, you're talking about pigs.
Speaker 5: Pigs have orgasms.
Speaker 2: All right, we got to take a break. We gotta
Speaker 2: takes to Rocke Homer. We're gonna give away we see
Speaker 2: what Gimby wants to talk about, and a bunch more.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break and we'll be back.
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Speaker 5: Nurse hikes ten miles with trekking pole lodged in his side.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this happens in Montana, where a nurse is
Speaker 5: recovering after being impaled by his own trekking pole while
Speaker 5: climbing the state's highest peak. David Sefaldi is his name.
Speaker 5: He was ascending Granite Peak elevation twelve thousand, seven hundred
Speaker 5: and ninety nine feet with two friends when he slipped
Speaker 5: on rocks. He stood up to find a trekking pole
Speaker 5: piercing his side. Drawing on his medical training, Sephaldi determined
Speaker 5: the wound was not immediately life threatening, so rather than
Speaker 5: remove the pole, the group turned back and hiked over
Speaker 5: ten ailes across rugged terrain to safety. One friend used
Speaker 5: a satellite communicator to alert search and rescue. After roughly
Speaker 5: six and a half hours, they reached the trailhead and
Speaker 5: David was transferred to Inner Mountain Health in Billings, where
Speaker 5: doctors removed the pole. A couple of inches the other
Speaker 5: way and the story would have been completely different, He said,
Speaker 5: Can you imagine six and a half hour hike with
Speaker 5: that coming out of your side.
Speaker 2: So she said, yeah, and those things aren't exactly small either,
Speaker 2: what she said.
Speaker 5: No, they're about like one and a half to two
Speaker 5: inches in diameter.
Speaker 2: Length or whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the length is good four feet at.
Speaker 2: Least, she said. Yeah. So did he have like just
Speaker 2: a couple of inches stuck in him?
Speaker 5: That's what he said, probably a foot I mean whatever
Speaker 5: I mean. And it was through his entire side, like
Speaker 5: through the stomach, out the back.
Speaker 2: Now I'm good. I'm good. See any reason that was hiking.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you don't I like going hiking. I
Speaker 2: don't like taking stuff with me. So I don't want
Speaker 2: to take a trekking pole, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go on a hike where I
Speaker 2: need that. If I need a GPS locator, I don't
Speaker 2: want to go on that hike. Right. I'm good with
Speaker 2: little Turkey Mountain hike. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Some place up near a wassa, we can go hike.
Speaker 2: I'm good with that. I don't need all that other stuff,
Speaker 2: no sense. And I have to go out and climb mountains.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do one where a rescue team
Speaker 2: will have to come find me.
Speaker 5: You hiked at Broken Bow, Yes, I like hiking down there. Okay,
Speaker 5: so you don't need that type of You don't need
Speaker 5: a trucking pole, no.
Speaker 2: No, you just need to know how long the trip is,
Speaker 2: which is what we didn't know, and where you're going. Yeah,
Speaker 2: plenty of water and not kids and coats. It wasn't Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7: Those former US Postal inspector pleads guilty to stealing cash
Speaker 7: for escorts, cruises, and home renovations. You'd go, boy, yeah, right,
Speaker 7: as comes out of Boston Basting, where a fifty two
Speaker 7: year old former postal Federal Postal inspector pleaded guilty to
Speaker 7: stealing more than three hundred and thirty thousand dollars in
Speaker 7: cash from packages that were mailed by elderly scam victims. Well,
Speaker 7: what happened is is he would have suspicious packages flagged
Speaker 7: by the system, he had have him sent directly to him,
Speaker 7: and if he felt that there were cash inside, he
Speaker 7: would go ahead and open said package, they say. Investigators
Speaker 7: say that he targeted at least seven victims, whose age
Speaker 7: averages around seventy five years old.
Speaker 2: They say that he used the money to pay for
Speaker 2: a pool.
Speaker 7: Patio along with an outdoor bar, went on a couple
Speaker 7: of cruises, and he bought horse. He went ahead and
Speaker 7: agreed to plead guilty to forty four charges, including fraud,
Speaker 7: mail theft, and money laundering.
Speaker 8: So is he stealing like.
Speaker 2: He was sitting at the scams or he identified the
Speaker 2: scam and was just taking the money he identified.
Speaker 7: According at least to what I get from the story,
Speaker 7: he identified the scam and then just took the money.
Speaker 7: Probably one of those. Yeah, I mean they they're not
Speaker 7: gonna miss it. They already sent it to, you know,
Speaker 7: the Prince of whatever. Right, Why should I go to
Speaker 7: the Prince of Zimbabwe when I can just take it.
Speaker 2: All right? Teacher must surrender license after stepping on students back.
Speaker 2: Seppens in Minnesota, where the teachers giving up their license
Speaker 2: and pay restitution to a student he injured after stepping
Speaker 2: on his back. Jason I'm the man here, Rogers, who
Speaker 2: was sentenced this week to two years probation in ninety
Speaker 2: hours of community service. The grade school instructor pleaded guilty
Speaker 2: the three gross misdemeanor counts of malicious punishment of a child.
Speaker 2: He's also ordered to write letters of apology to the
Speaker 2: boy and two other students he stepped on the same
Speaker 2: day in February of last year. He also must pay
Speaker 2: a fine of two two hundred and fifty dollars and
Speaker 2: complete an anger management assessment. Stood on his back.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now, sometimes when my back hurts or I need a
Speaker 7: good cracking, I'd be like, I need a small Asian
Speaker 7: woman to come walk.
Speaker 2: On my bank. You know why Asian is that they
Speaker 2: just have their better skills.
Speaker 7: And nimble and known for massages. I guess, okay, I
Speaker 7: don't want some Amazon stepping on my back. Maybe you
Speaker 7: do hurt a little bit, Maybe you do maybe so regardless,
Speaker 7: is that the situation here with a kid like my
Speaker 7: bag needs to be popping.
Speaker 2: Let me walk on that for you. No, I don't
Speaker 2: think teachers apply massages of any kind. No or back
Speaker 2: crackings or backcracking. I've said this to Lindsay many times.
Speaker 2: Don't let people crack your back if they get paralyzed.
Speaker 2: I don't care what they say they know or they
Speaker 2: think they're good at. What if it's a Cairo pract No,
Speaker 2: not unless you're paying for the service, whether I agree
Speaker 2: with that service or not. Make sure you're paying somebody
Speaker 2: for that. It is a business transaction, not somebody hanging
Speaker 2: out at the bar.
Speaker 5: This guy, this teacher. First of all, he could have
Speaker 5: been a health teacher, a physical therapist, not a great schooler. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: And it's a young child, no matter what grade. He
Speaker 5: shouldn't be putting his hands or feet on him anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we can just go ahead and
Speaker 2: say feet for sure, yeah, right, yeah. Hands you may
Speaker 2: need to escort them somewhere, I don't know, sure, console them, Yeah, it'll.
Speaker 5: Be okay, right, yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 2: Yes, and in front of everybody. And now he I
Speaker 2: think the punishment's weak. Yeah, having to surrender your license
Speaker 2: and what ne'd like? A five paid restitution and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars surrendering your license he didn't want to be a
Speaker 2: teacher anyway, right, right, and complete anger management, ninety hours
Speaker 2: of community service. That hardly feels like a punishment. I'm
Speaker 2: just being honest. Does anybody want to go through that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Does everybody have two thousand, two hundred fifty dollars later around?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But that's not a I mean, well, what should he
Speaker 2: get then? What should he get in your jail Okay.
Speaker 2: He assaulted a child.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: He whether we're making up a massage or not, he
Speaker 2: assaulted a child. A person of authority over children assaulted
Speaker 2: a child and injured them in front of other children.
Speaker 2: How that's okay? And deems a ninety hour community service
Speaker 2: punishment and probation is beyond me. What are you looking
Speaker 2: at here? Jail time a year?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 5: And honestly, he's probably doing the ninety hours of community
Speaker 5: service so he doesn't have to pay the two thousand dollars,
Speaker 5: because it's usually if you can.
Speaker 2: It says he must also, okay, this is what the
Speaker 2: story says.
Speaker 5: At least okay, because normally if you can't pay, they'll
Speaker 5: make you do the community service.
Speaker 7: It's like all all you got to do all of it,
Speaker 7: pay your fines, do your community service. Yeah, and you
Speaker 7: can't teach anymore. I'm surprised there isn't like one of
Speaker 7: those you can't be around children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what That's what I'm saying. He may have
Speaker 2: lost his license. He can go to another place and
Speaker 2: get a license, right, go to another state.
Speaker 5: Yeah, another state.
Speaker 2: He could be a basketball coach, right, he could coach
Speaker 2: little league. I'm just saying like, it feels pretty weak
Speaker 2: for a punishment for standing on a child's back in
Speaker 2: front of other children, because you threw a temper tantrum
Speaker 2: much like a child. Like a child, if an adult
Speaker 2: did that, you would go to jail for assault. Yep, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: If I did that to anybody in this room, I
Speaker 2: would go to jail. I would get fired. I would
Speaker 2: go to jail because that is assault. Unless I ask
Speaker 2: you to do it. No, nope, nope, nope, because you
Speaker 2: can always change your mind. I asked you to step
Speaker 2: on my back, he said. She said, right, let's just
Speaker 2: say it was reversed and you change your mind because
Speaker 2: I hurt your back and you go. I didn't ask
Speaker 2: for it. I was just complaining one day and he
Speaker 2: shoved me down, and I go, did you.
Speaker 8: See what he was wearing?
Speaker 2: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
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Speaker 2: That's because you look like the gimp. On't mean you
Speaker 2: play like the guimp. By god. So, a friend of
Speaker 2: mine had posted this on their Facebook page, and I
Speaker 2: thought it was kind of interesting. Here's what it says.
Speaker 2: Which case do you wish the victim could come back
Speaker 2: to life and tell the truth about what really happened
Speaker 2: to him? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So many.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of them.
Speaker 7: So that's the question for you guys, Which case do
Speaker 7: you wish the victim could come back to life and
Speaker 7: tell the truth?
Speaker 2: About what really happened.
Speaker 5: The first one that popped into my head was Nicole
Speaker 5: Brown Simpson.
Speaker 2: I thought about that one as well.
Speaker 7: I mean, we're all further sure that good, but you know,
Speaker 7: the state says no, it didn't, right, So I'd like
Speaker 7: to find out from her and who was Ron Goldman
Speaker 7: or whatever?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, to find out what really what really
Speaker 2: went down that night.
Speaker 5: But then the first ever case that I was enthralled
Speaker 5: in was Jean Benet Ramsey.
Speaker 7: That was another pot popular answer, another popular comment on
Speaker 7: her thread.
Speaker 5: Because she was so so young.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 5: And still I mean there's was it the mom?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 5: The brother?
Speaker 2: Was it the dad?
Speaker 5: Was the lawn guy right, the carpenter or whoever was
Speaker 5: doing work on their on their house?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Corbyn, what do you think, man?
Speaker 7: What what case would you like the victim to come
Speaker 7: back to life and tell the truth of what really happened?
Speaker 7: Maybe Marilyn Monroe that was That was another comment that
Speaker 7: was on here because we all believed it was overdose, right,
Speaker 7: I mean we kind of talked about that a couple
Speaker 7: of weeks ago or whatever, or was it the c
Speaker 7: I A or whatever mobsters because she was involved with
Speaker 7: the politics and the what nots.
Speaker 2: So that's a good one as well. Some of the
Speaker 2: other ones that were posted on here.
Speaker 7: JFK was one that was posted they say, assuming that
Speaker 7: he knew things beyond the moment.
Speaker 2: He's not telling. The idea is not that they're going
Speaker 2: to tell you secrets about other things. The ideas they're
Speaker 2: going to tell you about what happened in their death. Like, uh,
Speaker 2: Lacy Peterson comes to mind, right, that's the one where
Speaker 2: she was pregnant in her police police officer. Her husband
Speaker 2: is that I thought he was in law force and
Speaker 2: he heaved her over into the bay. Okay, yeah, and
Speaker 2: went to jail for it.
Speaker 5: They're reopening that case now. He's getting a new trial.
Speaker 2: Why he thinks he's innocent philosophical difference. We're all innocent
Speaker 2: in here, but like you want to know, hey, what
Speaker 2: was it? Like?
Speaker 8: Did he was?
Speaker 2: He was his eyes the last eyes you looked into.
Speaker 2: Uh huh JFK. He's gonna be like, I'm just waving.
Speaker 7: I was right, there was mine in my own business,
Speaker 7: hair blowing in the wind, and then the next thing
Speaker 7: you know, it's brains blowing in the wind. Yeah, she
Speaker 7: had post did on here. Jack the ripper, which I
Speaker 7: get where she's seeing it. He wasn't a victim, but
Speaker 7: to hear from the victims of the the prostitutes, you
Speaker 7: know that that were subject to him, you know who
Speaker 7: was what happened? I thought the same thing like Ted
Speaker 7: Bundy's victims. You know, tell us what was going on?
Speaker 2: What were you doing? Or you just you know, walk
Speaker 2: in one day and help me move this couch into
Speaker 2: a van. Yeah, I just don't know what context you're
Speaker 2: gonna get. Yeah, you know what I mean. We we
Speaker 2: know he did it. I want to know from the
Speaker 2: ones we don't know what happened.
Speaker 7: Another one, here's here's this person put three of them down,
Speaker 7: which I kind of have to agree.
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson was one of them, but didn't the doctor.
Speaker 2: The doctor got in trouble for that one, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he got in trouble for prescribing it and not
Speaker 2: doing it with the correct training care. Right.
Speaker 5: He over he gave him an overdose of meds.
Speaker 2: He didn't give him an overdose of meds intentionally, right,
Speaker 2: It was an accidental sort. He was give me more, man,
Speaker 2: give me more, here's more money, that type of thing.
Speaker 2: The other ones he put Tupac and Biggie as well.
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 7: I'd like to to find out, at least with Tupac,
Speaker 7: you know, I mean, like, was it a setup?
Speaker 2: Was Sugar part of it? It was? That's what they
Speaker 2: tell us, same way with Biggie. Okay? Kaylee Anthony was
Speaker 2: another one that was posted on there. How old was she?
Speaker 5: Three?
Speaker 2: Three? I don't know if you're gonna get much answers
Speaker 2: from a three year old.
Speaker 5: Em she could say, Mom, yeah, she spoke and Mom absolutely,
Speaker 5: I think Mom did it. I think Mom chloroformed her.
Speaker 7: And that's that where duct tactor and stuff during the
Speaker 7: trunk right, Yeah? Epstein was another comment on that question.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to believe him, but yeah,
Speaker 2: is he gonna say somebody came into my cell or
Speaker 2: is he gonna say I was in barras right right?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get the truth from him? And I
Speaker 2: think that's where this is.
Speaker 7: It's like you just assume, you have to assume that
Speaker 7: you're going to get the truth about what really happened.
Speaker 7: So in Epstein's I get what you're saying, though. Uh
Speaker 7: what was another one one that jumped out to me. Okay,
Speaker 7: the black Dahlia was another comment. I thought that was
Speaker 7: kind of interesting because that was the broad that I
Speaker 7: got sliced open, cut in half and like left in somebody's.
Speaker 2: Yard or whatever. I like to find out what happened there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Alex Murdaw's wife and son. Yeah, was another one
Speaker 7: that was posted on there. There was one that I
Speaker 7: had never heard of. And tell me, if you guys
Speaker 7: are familiar with the Villiska axe murders Vasilica.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean bla, so call of what you want.
Speaker 7: But I'd never heard of this before. I thought that
Speaker 7: was kind of interesting, so I did some I went
Speaker 7: down the rabbit hole of it, and apparently this happened
Speaker 7: back in like early nineteen hundreds, like nineteen twelve or whatever,
Speaker 7: and there was a family, the mooor family, Josiah the dad,
Speaker 7: Sarah the mom, and then they had four kids, Herman, Mary, Catherine, Arthur,
Speaker 7: and Paul.
Speaker 2: So they had this family and.
Speaker 7: They went to this church events or whatever. And the
Speaker 7: church event ended at nine o'clock. So after the church event,
Speaker 7: they had two of the neighbor girls come spend the
Speaker 7: night with them, right because they were friends with the
Speaker 7: kids or whatever. So they all did and they all
Speaker 7: go back to the house and that apparently overnight is
Speaker 7: when they were bludgeoned with an axe. Every last person
Speaker 7: in the house was bludgeoned with this axe. Now they
Speaker 7: say here, at least according to this research anyway, that
Speaker 7: the dad, Josiah, was the only one that had the
Speaker 7: blade used on him, and the rest of them were
Speaker 7: used with the were killed with the blunt end of
Speaker 7: the acts. So they say this all came down because
Speaker 7: the neighbor Mary saw that the family was not out
Speaker 7: yet doing their chores at seven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: So that caused a bit of a concern. So the
Speaker 2: neighbor Mary goes over there, knocks on the door. There's
Speaker 2: no answer.
Speaker 7: So then Mary then gets a hold of Josiah's brother,
Speaker 7: who then comes over as well, knocks on the door.
Speaker 7: There's no answer, but he had a key to the house,
Speaker 7: so he gets in and that's when he went to
Speaker 7: the guest room and found the neighbor girls that had
Speaker 7: in bludgeoned with this house. And then they go further
Speaker 7: in and that's when they find in the master bedroom
Speaker 7: they find the mom and dad dead.
Speaker 2: Okay, they said that.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: They's like, hey, go ahead, call the law. Oh, Hank.
Speaker 7: Hank is a local peace officer, and then he came
Speaker 7: down and that's when he saw the entire family and
Speaker 7: the two girls bludgeoned to death, with the murder weapon
Speaker 7: being an axe that belonged to Josiah, right the dad.
Speaker 2: It was the dad's axe that they had used or whatever.
Speaker 2: And they say that this took place between like midnight
Speaker 2: and five am.
Speaker 7: They say that there were two cigarettes spent cigarettes smoked
Speaker 7: in the attic or whatever. So their thought is that
Speaker 7: the the mayordir wearer was hiding in the attic waiting
Speaker 7: for the family to come home, and when they come home,
Speaker 7: they went to sleep. That's why when he went downstairs
Speaker 7: out of the attic, grabbed the axe and then started
Speaker 7: just whoiling on everybody and killed everybody and then took off.
Speaker 7: They say that the killer or killers only used the
Speaker 7: blade of the axe on Josiah, like I said, the
Speaker 7: rest of them had the blunt end. They say that
Speaker 7: the the murderer returned back to the master bedroom to
Speaker 7: take some more damage to the mom and dad of
Speaker 7: the family all right, and then moved downstairs, and they
Speaker 7: say that he knocked over the murderers knocked over a
Speaker 7: shoe that had been filled with blood on the previous
Speaker 7: attack before he went downstairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is a while. This is a wild case, man.
Speaker 2: This is nineteen twelve. Is when it happened. They say
Speaker 2: that after he went down and killed the neighbor girls.
Speaker 2: The murderer went down and killed the neighbor girls.
Speaker 7: They say that a four pound slab of bacon was
Speaker 7: taken out of the ice box and laid next to
Speaker 7: the axe, and they also found untouched food and bloody
Speaker 7: water on the kitchen table. When the investigators were doing
Speaker 7: their search, they said that they believed that all the victims,
Speaker 7: except for one of the neighbor girls, Lena, had been
Speaker 7: asleep when murdered. Now, this is where it gets a
Speaker 7: little weird. They say that they thought that she was
Speaker 7: awake and tried to fight back. This is the neighbor girl,
Speaker 7: right that tried to fight back. She was found lying
Speaker 7: crosswise on the bed and there was a defensive wound
Speaker 7: on her arm. They say that she was lying on
Speaker 7: her stomach with her ass in the air. Posteriors what
Speaker 7: they say, but her ass up in the air. They
Speaker 7: say that her body had been moved and her undergarments
Speaker 7: were removed, and that her leg had been po positioned
Speaker 7: in such a way way to reveal her Genitalia law
Speaker 7: enforcement speculation said that the killer or killers sexually molested
Speaker 7: her or attempted to do so, but the investigation showed
Speaker 7: no evidence of it at all whatsoever. They say, in
Speaker 7: another bizarre twist, every mirror in the house was covered
Speaker 7: with blankets, clothing, or any other means of covering, and
Speaker 7: that garments were taken from the dressers to cover the mirrors.
Speaker 2: Said nineteen twelve.
Speaker 7: Where in America, Yeah, it's here in States, And this
Speaker 7: was in Iowa, Viliska, Iowa. And apparently this house it
Speaker 7: was sold and then renovated, right, and then it was
Speaker 7: sold again and the people who own it now of
Speaker 7: course retro fitted everything back to the way it was
Speaker 7: in nineteen twelve.
Speaker 2: And of course now you can take a tour of
Speaker 2: said house.
Speaker 5: They tried renting it out, like many times. Could you
Speaker 5: live that rental unit living.
Speaker 2: In a house that that that some an entire family
Speaker 2: was killed with an axe? I mean, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Think I could. But apparently.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 5: It was extremely haunted. Claims were that one guy that
Speaker 5: rented it for a short period of time, was in
Speaker 5: his kitchen doing dishes and he blacked out and when
Speaker 5: he woke up, he had stabbed himself.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: He woke up with a kitchen knife stuck in his
Speaker 5: hand and that was it for him.
Speaker 2: He didn't have no reelection in the hand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said that he saw a flash of light,
Speaker 5: he went into a daze, and when he woke up,
Speaker 5: he had physically had a knife stuck in his hand.
Speaker 5: And so he packed up his family and they moved out.
Speaker 5: And then another instance was a woman was staying there,
Speaker 5: renting the place and she ended up stabbing herself apparently,
Speaker 5: and was airlifted to a hospital in Omaha, Okay.
Speaker 2: So that's what I'm saying, Like, these stories from that
Speaker 2: era weren't documented well, right. It had to get to
Speaker 2: the to the newspaper, and then the newspaper would tell
Speaker 2: the story, and then then they would do this thing
Speaker 2: to make it get sold, and then somebody would tell
Speaker 2: somebody and it would just kind of go from there. Also,
Speaker 2: police work wasn't great right the way, right.
Speaker 7: That's what it says in this in this house or whatever.
Speaker 7: They did their investigation and then they opened it up
Speaker 7: to the public, and the public came in and started,
Speaker 7: you know, rummaging around, completely contaminating the crime scene. They
Speaker 7: say that even some people took skull fragments from Josiah
Speaker 7: as souvenirs. That's a little weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they touched the bodies. Yeah, and that's what.
Speaker 7: Makes this question here so awesome. You know, which case
Speaker 7: do you wish the victim come back to life tell
Speaker 7: the truth because of poor police work or poor documentation
Speaker 7: you can finally get the truth. One that I thought of,
Speaker 7: which is local and relatively recent, would.
Speaker 2: Be the Girl Scout. Yeah, the Girl Scout murders. You
Speaker 2: know what happened to those girls? If you don't know,
Speaker 2: there was a couple of girls that got raped and
Speaker 2: murdered at a Girl Scout sleep away camp here in
Speaker 2: like May's County is what it is, and their bodies
Speaker 2: were found on a trail leading towards the bathrooms. But
Speaker 2: that's never been solved.
Speaker 7: That case has never been solved at all whatsoever as
Speaker 7: far as I know, So I like, I like to
Speaker 7: find out from those girls what what happened was it?
Speaker 2: Was it the creepy camp counselor I mean, you would
Speaker 2: obviously you want to know the answer to those things
Speaker 2: to the closure. But what if they don't know, what
Speaker 2: if it was dark, what if there's no information that
Speaker 2: they can give, right, sure, I'm saying, and so there
Speaker 2: might not be anything like Carol Baskinsaw has been got
Speaker 2: text in. That's a good one, yea. Crispin WA's wife,
Speaker 2: that's an interesting one. We didn't wasn't didn't he go
Speaker 2: on road yd royd rage? But that's what we think.
Speaker 2: He didn't tell us that, right of course that is
Speaker 2: a drawn conclusion. Yeah, the wife isn't saying anything. She
Speaker 2: well she did, right? Uh what is it?
Speaker 8: dB?
Speaker 2: Wells? Is that right? The the guy on the airplane
Speaker 2: and jumped out of the airplane. T B. Cooper. Right,
Speaker 2: that's a great one to kind of know what happened.
Speaker 2: Somebody texted Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah. Yeah, they still haven't found
Speaker 2: his body anywhere. Yeah, that would be a really good one.
Speaker 2: Kurt Cobain, I think would be interesting.
Speaker 7: I don't know, come on, I mean, take your head
Speaker 7: off with a shotgun, right, and as loaded as he
Speaker 7: was on the Heroin, I don't know if he could
Speaker 7: do it himself.
Speaker 2: I think he absolutely could. He did not want to
Speaker 2: be famous, all right, I get that he tried to
Speaker 2: make songs no one would like. Yeah, but it's a shotgun.
Speaker 2: Were you go pull the trigger with your big dough Yes,
Speaker 2: people have killed themselves with shotguns many times. I don't
Speaker 2: know a full size shotgun. Yes, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Somebody texted in king tut eh. Okay, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't know who this Nolan Wells is.
Speaker 2: But apparently in the news right now, him and a
Speaker 2: bunch of friends, they were off the they were out
Speaker 2: like on the weekend, out of the water, and he
Speaker 2: didn't come back, and he showed up dead, and the
Speaker 2: implication is what happened to him. Some are saying he
Speaker 2: was left on an island, and because you know how
Speaker 2: it is down there to the islands and stuff like
Speaker 2: that where people take their boats and party, and that
Speaker 2: he got left. Some are saying he went with a girl.
Speaker 2: And so there's just some miss some unclear information that's
Speaker 2: being shared. Okay. There's even speculation that some of the
Speaker 2: witnesses are giving bad witness statements and saying these people
Speaker 2: were witnesses and and all that other stuff. Okay, so
Speaker 2: it's it's a pretty fair it's the current trending true
Speaker 2: crime story that's happening in real time. Okay, I thought
Speaker 2: it was a very interesting question, trying to get the
Speaker 2: truth of murder victims and finding out what happened. World
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Speaker 7: See what Gimpie has in his for my forum, Well,
Speaker 7: Colvina says, here the Fauci invokes the Fifth Amendment. Republican
Speaker 7: Senator Rand Paul says that he will take action to
Speaker 7: hold doctor Anthony found Fuci in contempt of Congress after
Speaker 7: Fauci refused to answer.
Speaker 2: Questions related to the COVID nineteen.
Speaker 7: Yesterday, Fauci appeared in front of a Republican led Senate panel,
Speaker 7: but in vote of the Fifth Amendment more than a
Speaker 7: hundred times. He said that it was to avoid Republicans
Speaker 7: possibly using his testimony to prosecute him for perjury. Former
Speaker 7: President Biden said he preemptively pardoned Fauci because it possible unjustified,
Speaker 7: politically motivated prosecutions. Everybody was patting their highlight reel, ah, everybody,
Speaker 7: because they knew he was.
Speaker 2: Going to do that, right, So they all came up
Speaker 2: with I think I saw did I see one of
Speaker 2: them swear and drop the F bomb? Howley? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 2: who's are you settled down? We've seen we've seen people
Speaker 2: from both sides use that amendment multiple times. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 2: It was interesting to watch though, just watch the grill
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Speaker 7: Iran purchases four hundred missile launchers from China.
Speaker 2: Will probably blow up in your hand because the maid
Speaker 2: in China. Wow, they just were once, all right.
Speaker 7: A new report says that China is sending up the
Speaker 7: four hundred hand held missile launchers to Iran.
Speaker 2: It says that Iron purchased hundreds.
Speaker 7: Of shoulder fired air defense systems along with Chinese and
Speaker 7: missiles for about seventy million dollars and is expected to
Speaker 7: receive the first shipment within weeks. China's Foreign Ministry, however,
Speaker 7: is calling the report completely groundless, a complete we ground risk,
Speaker 7: and says that China has consistently played a role in
Speaker 7: ending Iran's conflict with the US.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have to say that, otherwise they're eighteen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they don't want that. Look, yeah, they don't want that.
Speaker 2: What else we got here? Navy changes policy after a
Speaker 2: sailor's death. This is kind of interesting.
Speaker 7: I didn't know this happened, but the US Navy is
Speaker 7: making policy changes following the mayor dare of a sailor
Speaker 7: at a naval station Norfolk. Culinary specialist Seamen Angela Resendez
Speaker 7: disappeared from base in Maylee of last year, and her
Speaker 7: body was found in a nearby wooded area eight days later.
Speaker 7: Now Petty Officer Jeremiah Copeland later pleaded guilty to strangling
Speaker 7: her and was sentenced to forty four years in prison. Now,
Speaker 7: under the updated policy, commanders who temporarily transfer sailors accused
Speaker 7: of sexual assault or stalking must move them to shore
Speaker 7: commands and coordinate those transfers within cis not the TV
Speaker 7: show and other law enforcement agencies.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that that happened. That's pretty wild. Do
Speaker 2: you know the movie In the Valley of Law No
Speaker 2: Tommy Lee Jones, Charlie Starn Tommy Lee Jones plays a
Speaker 2: former military investigator and Charlie Starren plays the local police.
Speaker 2: His son in the military goes missing after coming back
Speaker 2: from Iraq, and then there's this whole inner debate about
Speaker 2: who's responsible for investigating. The police are saying it's them.
Speaker 2: The military is saying it's them and he just wants
Speaker 2: to know what happened to his son. And it's kind
Speaker 2: of like that type of it sounded very familiar to
Speaker 2: what you said. It was just a female in this instance,
Speaker 2: and the person minted it right. It's a really good
Speaker 2: movie when you see the turmoil in those moments and
Speaker 2: when they happen, and who's in charge and who's taking
Speaker 2: the truth and who isn't okay, I have to check
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 5: Do they ever find out what happened to his son?
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's the movie. He's dead. But who done it?
Speaker 2: That's what we need to figure out.
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Speaker 2: show up. Yeah, you call nine one one, boom, there
Speaker 2: they are. Yeah. And there are even instances that I
Speaker 2: know of where I have friends that live in communities
Speaker 2: and they live like just outside the line, even though
Speaker 2: that they are amongst the houses that are on the
Speaker 2: other side. So the fire department would come to their
Speaker 2: house should they need to. But if they show up,
Speaker 2: they're outside the tax line, so then they would have
Speaker 2: to pay the fee, and that sucks. And you don't
Speaker 2: know that when you move into a house, they don't.
Speaker 2: You just make the assumption that the government, the city,
Speaker 2: local county are covering those areas, yep, yep, and you
Speaker 2: don't know until you get a bill in the mail. Yeah,
Speaker 2: rather than just like you buy the house, like just
Speaker 2: you know you're buying a house that's outside the fire
Speaker 2: department tax area. Yeah, so therefore you will have to
Speaker 2: pay should you need the fire department. Sure that would
Speaker 2: change a lot of people's minds about moving to that spot.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree, bmms. Whatever that is to eight
Speaker 2: two nine four five? Is that the first time you've
Speaker 2: ran in a while? Gimpy, have been a long time.
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Speaker 2: So conspiracy theory Thursday. You might not have heard this,
Speaker 2: but they have found the They have discovered Panem flight
Speaker 2: five twenty six A. You're going, what is that? Why
Speaker 2: would I know that? Because it disappeared seventy four years ago.
Speaker 2: It is the plane that went missing and crashed that
Speaker 2: basically created why they do the thing like look at
Speaker 2: your flight stewardess, as how you do the buckle, the belt,
Speaker 2: as I do this, as I get seat cushion, that's
Speaker 2: because of this flight. Okay, So what happened in nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty two is the plane left San Juan, Puerto Rico,
Speaker 2: heading for New York and he had sixty four passengers
Speaker 2: five crew members on it. The plane, after takeoff lost power.
Speaker 2: The crew turned back towards San Juan, didn't maintain altitude,
Speaker 2: forced the pilot to ditch into the Atlantic Ocean. Plane
Speaker 2: hit the water hard, but everyone survived the impact. And
Speaker 2: then that's when things got bad. The passengers were not
Speaker 2: told how to use their life jackets. Some couldn't understand
Speaker 2: the crew's English instructions. The life rafts were difficult to deploy,
Speaker 2: Passengers panicked, the plane took on water and sank. Seventeen
Speaker 2: people survived, the other fifty two drowned after escaping the crash,
Speaker 2: like they lived through the crash, like, oh, can you
Speaker 2: believe it? We made it? Yeah, oh no, now we're
Speaker 2: tying again. So, like I said, that is the disaster
Speaker 2: that led to the passenger safety demonstration that you get
Speaker 2: on flights now that you really don't pay attention to
Speaker 2: even though they asked you to. But they are required
Speaker 2: to do that no matter what. So that little routine
Speaker 2: speech is basically a reminder that you might die on
Speaker 2: this if you don't pay attention. But they did find
Speaker 2: the plane again after seventy four years. The Air Sea
Speaker 2: Heritage Foundation, which is an organization they began studying the
Speaker 2: crash around twenty nineteen. They reviewed old Coast Guard reports,
Speaker 2: witness accounts, maps, ocean current information, and earlier sonar surveys
Speaker 2: and the to narrow the search area, and they worked
Speaker 2: with the Deep Sea Vision Discovery Channels Expedition Unknown unit,
Speaker 2: the team that uses high resolution autonomous sonar vehicle and
Speaker 2: they relocated the wreck on June second of this year,
Speaker 2: nearly two thousand feet below the Atlantic. It was broken
Speaker 2: into two main sections, but was still intact. They did
Speaker 2: an underwater image search. They found the PanAm winged globe
Speaker 2: logo the words Clipper Endevor on it, most of the fuselage,
Speaker 2: wings and engines lying around the main wreckage, and the
Speaker 2: marketings were enough to confirm that that was the plane.
Speaker 2: So they're not going to resurrect it. They're not going
Speaker 2: to pull it up out of the ocean. They're going
Speaker 2: to leave it as a historic wreck in a gravesite. Okay,
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 2: The Discovery Channel said there will be an expedition unknown
Speaker 2: on the Discovery Channel, but they have not posted the
Speaker 2: exact date, but the rumor is that it's this in
Speaker 2: the next couple of days. Okay. And the plane crash
Speaker 2: itself again did not kill most of the people. The
Speaker 2: lack of passenger preparation and communication and ineffective ability to
Speaker 2: evacuate is what did. And it changed flying forever, big deal. Right,
Speaker 2: So I was like, well, good, we got that checked. Now,
Speaker 2: how many are missing? How many planes are missing? Right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: How many do you think are missing? Lindsey, how many
Speaker 2: commercial military private aircraft planes do you think are missing.
Speaker 5: Since nineteen seventy four?
Speaker 2: No, like in general, and they don't like overthink it,
Speaker 2: Like what did you think there was?
Speaker 5: I would say somewhere around one thousand?
Speaker 7: Wow, Okay, Gimpie, I was thinking fifteen hundred. But judging
Speaker 7: by your reaction to her thousand, let's lower it down
Speaker 7: to about uh forty five.
Speaker 2: I was expecting like ten. I didn't know there were
Speaker 2: that many missing Malaysian flight Ryeah Amelia Earhart this one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know what I'm saying. So like that, I
Speaker 2: was like, I couldn't think of how many there were
Speaker 2: that were missing. So the number is really more about
Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy or so around the world. Half
Speaker 2: civilians so like commercial personal, yeah, and the other half
Speaker 2: are military. And then about thirty of them are cargo
Speaker 2: that just vanished. Yeah, yeah, think of castaway, right, They
Speaker 2: just kind of don't know where they went. A lot
Speaker 2: of them end up being an ocean crash. Plane sinks
Speaker 2: into deep water, breaks apart, current spreads debris all over
Speaker 2: the place. Remote terrain, mountains, jungle, ice, desert can hide
Speaker 2: the wreckage pretty quickly. Bad location data. Older planes didn't
Speaker 2: have good communication on where things were. Now there's repetitive
Speaker 2: ways that data is transponded to people. Anything from the
Speaker 2: engine will give data, to the actual airliners data information
Speaker 2: the plane will give data, So there's a repetitive amount
Speaker 2: of data that's being sent. Weather and time, erase evidence, snow, vegetation, sediment, corrosion, landslides.
Speaker 2: Small aircraft searches in quickly. Private planes often have fewer
Speaker 2: resources devoted to the search than a major airline, so
Speaker 2: a lot of those where to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry about your luck.
Speaker 2: For military aircraft may have gone down over enemy territory
Speaker 2: or at sea during wartime. Makes it hard to find
Speaker 2: secret missions. They withheld information, routes, payloads, things like that,
Speaker 2: or even that the confirmation that had happened. Poor historical records,
Speaker 2: especially during World War Two, early Cold War stuff. They
Speaker 2: just didn't keep track of that stuff, poor historical records.
Speaker 2: Like I said, recovery was not worth the risk. Officials
Speaker 2: may have known the rough location but considered retrieval too
Speaker 2: dangerous or too expensive. That's why these never get discovered.
Speaker 5: Do they include like helicopters in that as.
Speaker 2: Planes the crash. When they crash somewhere enormous, remote, deep,
Speaker 2: or poorly mapped, searchers usually are looking in the wrong
Speaker 2: place right right. Malaysian Airlines is a fascinating one because
Speaker 2: it's in between two pieces of land. You would think
Speaker 2: the area is pretty small. If they have the information accurate, right,
Speaker 2: that's the hard part. So I wanted to go back
Speaker 2: and go well, since, let's eliminate like Amelia Earhart, let's
Speaker 2: eliminate World War two stuff like how many have gone
Speaker 2: mission missing since nineteen seventy four eighty one? Wow, still
Speaker 2: a lot of planes. It's still a lot of planes. Right,
Speaker 2: if you go farther back eighteen fifty six, the oldest
Speaker 2: entry is missing. A hot air balloon.
Speaker 7: There used to be a way to get around right right,
Speaker 7: Probably caught AUGUSTA win Blue off course, now sitting in
Speaker 7: a tree somewhere.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ten. One of the earliest missing powered airplanes was
Speaker 2: Cecil Grace's short S twenty seven, lost while flying across
Speaker 2: the English Channel. The English Channel isn't that long, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Long enough to be a record? Nineteen twenty four. The
Speaker 2: ear is missing commercial passenger flight was the KLM Folker
Speaker 2: F three carrying three people from England to Rotterdam and
Speaker 2: then nineteen thirty seven million air haart. About eighty planes
Speaker 2: have disappeared and remained uncovered since nineteen seventy four. Obviously
Speaker 2: Emilia Earhart is the most famous one. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know why this hasn't gotten better. So, like even with
Speaker 2: the Malaysian one, what's changed? What are we doing differently
Speaker 2: to ensure, hey, we know where this is at. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you think there'd be something radar pings, better air tag,
Speaker 2: something the idea of like maybe there is a I mean,
Speaker 2: Lindsay was joking, but my air tag rarely is wrong.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if ever, are the water proof, yes to a degree,
Speaker 7: exactly to a degree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But that doesn't mean you can't make it better.
Speaker 2: I'm not flying over the ocean with it, right, It's
Speaker 2: to find my keys in a pocket of pants that
Speaker 2: is in the laundry, right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's not for a multi billion dollar piece of equipment,
Speaker 2: but it could be they just invested a little more.
Speaker 2: We're into it and they've got the black box. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that doesn't that doesn't ping where you're at, does it?
Speaker 2: And that just records the information of the plane. Uh,
Speaker 2: when it goes down right and as it no, it
Speaker 2: has a pinging mechanism in it. Okay, but batteries run out, right,
Speaker 2: I'm trying because there's the black box, and then there's
Speaker 2: another thing. By the way, black box is not black,
Speaker 2: it's orange. It's orange. I don't know why they call
Speaker 2: it black. Maybe maybe it was initially black and they
Speaker 2: had trouble fine, and I'm like, well, I think they called.
Speaker 7: The white box because when the plane crashes and it
Speaker 7: starts to burn, you know, given like a land accident
Speaker 7: or something, then it gets charred and turns black.
Speaker 2: But it's all black. Everything would be black, right right.
Speaker 2: I I can pinpoint where my wife is pretty easy
Speaker 2: on my phone. Same with You can do the same
Speaker 2: for me, Yeah with you know, find my phone? Right,
Speaker 2: my watch is in another room. I can hit a
Speaker 2: butt a button. Are my phones in another room? I
Speaker 2: can button on my watch and it'll tell me where
Speaker 2: my phone is. Yeah. My headphones, my earbuds do the
Speaker 2: same thing. You know.
Speaker 7: If I lose one around here somewhere, I can get
Speaker 7: on the app and be like, okay, it's in this
Speaker 7: general area.
Speaker 2: Start looking. I know we're dumbing it down a little,
Speaker 2: but they don't need that type of They can advance
Speaker 2: the technology dramatically for Yeah, something like that is what
Speaker 2: I'm implying one hundred percent. And they should. But why
Speaker 2: aren't they? That's the question. Is it too expensive? Are
Speaker 2: they doing it just because? And we always talk about, hey,
Speaker 2: the water's only clean because they tell you. They're only
Speaker 2: telling us that goes down in rough terrain. Right, they
Speaker 2: could be given it to.
Speaker 7: Aliens sacrifice, which would explain the Malaysian plight.
Speaker 2: And I know somebody, you're going corpin, that's silly and ridiculous,
Speaker 2: is it? Because people, I'll just say you all, you
Speaker 2: all say this is a real thing, right, Why is
Speaker 2: this so ludicrous that I'm saying that they sacriate? These
Speaker 2: are where they get their research. The agreement the government's
Speaker 2: made with the aliens that you all seem to think exists.
Speaker 2: It's the cost of doing business, right, we just write
Speaker 2: it off that they go missing, or when they're rewriting
Speaker 2: the program, they forget about that one plane. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 2: dang it, nah, we won't do the update right right,
Speaker 2: right right?
Speaker 7: Some files get deleted, right, you know, and transfer an
Speaker 7: unnecessary update. Yep, right, it cost you one hundred and
Speaker 7: fifty seven lives and a plane, which is a drop
Speaker 7: in the bucket, Yeah, compared to.
Speaker 2: Billions. Maybe that's another reason population control we need to
Speaker 2: We got too many people on this PA. I don't
Speaker 2: think one hundred and fifty seven people those population control.
Speaker 2: You got to start somewhere. That is a That's like Kevin,
Speaker 2: all that fast food cups and styrofoam containers on the
Speaker 2: floorboard of your passenger seat and you pick up one,
Speaker 2: right right, it ain't cleaner. Technically you could say it's cleaner,
Speaker 2: but it is not cleaner. All right, we got to
Speaker 2: take a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 4: You're listening to The Big Mad Morning.
Speaker 2: Show Conspiracy Theory Thursday. You know who Charles Stewart is. Nope,
Speaker 2: Charles Stewart is the snake of the Bigfoot hunter m.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: It's been made that in twenty twenty four he found
Speaker 2: the decomposing remains of an eight foot, three hundred pound
Speaker 2: sasquatch in upstate New York. Now he claims he enlisted
Speaker 2: Cornell University to conduct DNA test and found the creature
Speaker 2: is a mixture of a Neanderthal and human. According to
Speaker 2: his website. After doing a DNA test, we found that
Speaker 2: he is fifty eight point five percent Neanderthal and the
Speaker 2: forty one point five remaining that is human. That is
Speaker 2: what he has told the news, to which I say, huh, right,
Speaker 2: I thought Neanderthals were human. Yeah, that's what the school
Speaker 2: led us to believe. Anyway, early early human Homo Neanderthals.
Speaker 2: Neanderthals are Homo neanderthalonesis sure close sister species to modern
Speaker 2: Homo sapiens, early humans and Neanderthals intererbread, which is why
Speaker 2: there are traces of DNA remain in US today. So
Speaker 2: doesn't feel like a real thing, right. He says they
Speaker 2: have found a Neanderthal human hybrid and that Neanderthal side
Speaker 2: that has been evolving over the millennia has remained very aggressive.
Speaker 2: He said. Dak is what he has named this decomposing
Speaker 2: corpse that he has analyzed, and there is a photo
Speaker 2: of him with it. Okay, you want to see it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I I don't know. I don't know if I don't
Speaker 2: know if I believe it because how long has it
Speaker 2: been decomposing. It looks in pretty good condition for decomposing,
Speaker 2: and it had too of stank. And if it's stank, yeah,
Speaker 2: then it would attract vermitt wild animals. Yeah, come eating
Speaker 2: it or whatever?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, unless it just died like yesterday,
Speaker 7: like the day before this picture was taking.
Speaker 5: So AI, what makes you think that it just it
Speaker 5: almost looks like a painting this picture?
Speaker 2: Why do you say that? What is the factors that
Speaker 2: are drawing you that conclusion?
Speaker 4: For you?
Speaker 5: It just looks too perfect?
Speaker 2: Well, wouldn't you say that about a picture like an
Speaker 2: actual picture? Right? The quality of the lens, yeah, has
Speaker 2: gotten better. Why you got your face covered up?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's because it's the decomposing body probably does
Speaker 7: smell and he doesn't want to get in here Neanderthal
Speaker 7: germs on him.
Speaker 2: I would think a guy like that'd be excited to
Speaker 2: get Neanderthal on him. For real. That guy looks familiar
Speaker 2: to the guy in the mask or the guy on
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, the guy in the mask. He looks like
Speaker 5: that guy that had the Extermination show for a while,
Speaker 5: who actually would go into your home and get snakes
Speaker 5: out of it.
Speaker 2: I mean he calls himself snake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: The Cornell analysis claims that the archaic DNA likely came
Speaker 2: from a highly distinct familial line that dodged the genetic
Speaker 2: bottlenecks modern humans went through after the Ice Age. According
Speaker 2: to a copy reviewed by The New York Post, it
Speaker 2: detailed that there is European and Asian Neanderthal DNA that
Speaker 2: is mixed in with some Native American ancestry. The uh
Speaker 2: Bigfoot Hunter told a local news outlet that Dak's teeth
Speaker 2: were tested. It was determined that its age was somewhere
Speaker 2: between the late teens and early twenties, and he warned
Speaker 2: there are likely more Sasquatches hiding remote caves and living
Speaker 2: scavenger lifestyles through upstate New York. Skeptics, of course, are
Speaker 2: like especially after he put the body on display at
Speaker 2: last year's Great New York State Fair, where sixty thousand
Speaker 2: people came to see the body. Some people believe he's
Speaker 2: simply trying to build height. Leading to this year, which
Speaker 2: runs from August twenty sixth to the seventh, he's already
Speaker 2: started advertising that Dak will be on display through the
Speaker 2: exhibit and it's free. A sasquatch expert by the name
Speaker 2: of Matthew Moneymaker. Eh, people will tell you the plain
Speaker 2: sight man from the Bigfoot Field Research Organization, previously shared
Speaker 2: his doubts on social media about this claim, claiming him
Speaker 2: both a hoaxer and a scammer. Oh you don't say hello, pot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he doesn't actually have the Bigfoot remains. It's just a cheesy,
Speaker 2: fake dead Bigfoot, perhaps a little bit better than Tom
Speaker 2: Biscard's famous fake dead book Bigfoot, the man wrote in
Speaker 2: a twenty twenty fee post leading up to the fair.
Speaker 2: But Stewart is shaking this off, saying that he's fine
Speaker 2: with the doubters. I'm going to get backlash, he said.
Speaker 2: We're trying to share this with as many people as
Speaker 2: we can, and he's planned a tour to show off
Speaker 2: the corpse. Cornell University has not responded to questions about
Speaker 2: the actual event. So the question is, if he really
Speaker 2: found Bigfoot, what would be the thing that major news
Speaker 2: organizations would need to go all in on it for
Speaker 2: it to be the leading story. I would think finding
Speaker 2: Sasquatch would be a top five story, obviously depending on
Speaker 2: the news of that day, but a top five story,
Speaker 2: you would think, So, what do the news agencies need
Speaker 2: to like validate this? What would you if you were
Speaker 2: the person in charge of the news need to validate
Speaker 2: this to go, we gotta go with this all in
Speaker 2: this guy's showing bigfoot at the fair. That sentence alone
Speaker 2: does not land.
Speaker 7: Well, no, right, I would need DNA evidence, like done
Speaker 7: in a science lab by some guy in a white coat.
Speaker 2: This is what he did, though he says he did this.
Speaker 2: He got Cornell University to conduct DNA tests. So he's
Speaker 2: done that part. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 5: I mean a zoologist, it'd be cryptolog Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's a zoologist going to do?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And what do you want the zoologist to do to
Speaker 2: run the story.
Speaker 5: To say, yeah, this isn't completely human or completely animal?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know someone other than us
Speaker 5: to say that, Yes, this isn't just a man dressed
Speaker 5: in a suit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Like, right, and you said that he had Cornell University
Speaker 7: got the DNA test, And what did they say about it?
Speaker 2: Again, They're like, I didn't say they said anything. Ah see,
Speaker 2: Well I ended that with that, with the story. I
Speaker 2: ended with that that they have not responded to any quests.
Speaker 2: He claims he enlisted Cornell University to conduct the DNA
Speaker 2: web test and found the creature is a mixture of
Speaker 2: Neanderthal and human.
Speaker 7: See, and that's what I would need, like the university
Speaker 7: or whatever scientist doctor that's on it, to have it
Speaker 7: on like official letterhead right saying yes, this is definitely
Speaker 7: not human, it's a hybrid whatever sasquatch.
Speaker 5: No, not even letterhead because that can be made up too.
Speaker 5: You got to have the doctor himself, whoever tested it,
Speaker 5: come out and speak.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's run with that, because I've thought of this too.
Speaker 2: He head of department guy, head of department guy. We
Speaker 2: found foot. We've done the test. It's this. I don't
Speaker 2: believe you. Let me run the test, run the test,
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, go to the president university. Mister President University, we
Speaker 2: have discovered bigfoot in our science lab. We've ran the test.
Speaker 2: I have validated it. It's bigfoot. We can't come forward
Speaker 2: with that. We'll look like a bunch of idiots. Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll discredit all the years of research we've ever done
Speaker 2: as Cornell University. We will immediately be a skeptic. We
Speaker 2: will reverse all the hard work people before us have
Speaker 2: done to make us a legitimate research facility. So does
Speaker 2: this sound like a possibility, Oh.
Speaker 7: One hundred percent. So what you do then is and
Speaker 7: you enlist other universities, kind of like when you go
Speaker 7: to the doctor and they're like, ah, we think you
Speaker 7: got cancer, and you're like, I'm gonna go get a
Speaker 7: second opinion, maybe even a third or a fourth opinion.
Speaker 2: Then you get other.
Speaker 7: Reputable universities, doctors, scientists, whatever to validate it as well,
Speaker 7: because you got one crazy guy, maybe a couple of
Speaker 7: crazy people at Cornell are like, yeah, totally, it's real,
Speaker 7: you know. But to back it up, you have other doctors, scientists,
Speaker 7: you know, peers of theirs, from different universities in different places,
Speaker 7: and they all come together with the same information. Let's
Speaker 7: say you've got three different universities and they all have
Speaker 7: the same information. I think then you can validate and
Speaker 7: be like we're running with it.
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 2: For me, he's even got a document from Cornell on
Speaker 2: his website showing the research. I would need something like, well,
Speaker 2: can anybody can convince Cornell to do the DNA test?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: How is that legitimate? Also, this report that he's got
Speaker 2: is not signed. It just says Cornell at the top,
Speaker 2: and that's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see it. Yeah, he's pulling a fast one.
Speaker 2: It does have a name on it of someone I
Speaker 2: don't know if they are a legitimate person. You could
Speaker 2: probably definitely do a Google search to see if Misty Peshard,
Speaker 2: a doctorate of molecular biology and genetics at the Cornell
Speaker 2: Veterinary Biobank, is a real person. And if they're a
Speaker 2: real person, why aren't we talking to them? Right? Why
Speaker 2: aren't they doing interviews with this person? And listen, I
Speaker 2: know you think I'm not a marketer, but if you're,
Speaker 2: don't dress up like you're a cross between macho man
Speaker 2: Randy Savage and someone else. Don't don't make it look
Speaker 2: don't let us believe. Don't lead us to believe that
Speaker 2: you're moonlighting as a wrestler while you do this right,
Speaker 2: because you look unseerious, you're almost fitting the part of
Speaker 2: this type of person a character. And pick better people
Speaker 2: on your site to take photos with. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: they got to be all tens, but don't pick two's right.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna have somebody in front of it being
Speaker 2: like tada, maybe make sure they don't look like the
Speaker 2: cliche of people that believe in this stuff. Also, don't
Speaker 2: make your logo look like you made it on print
Speaker 2: shop on your Apple two E a little more professionalisms, sir.
Speaker 2: It does wreak a little bit of scammy. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I would think it would stink too that they have
Speaker 2: it on display, you know. Yeah, I mean you could
Speaker 2: preserve it if you have it on display. If you're
Speaker 2: going to have it on display, you know, you'd have
Speaker 2: to get a taxidr meat. Yeah, guess you'd have to
Speaker 2: cut it, get all the organs out of it, right,
Speaker 2: it probably already stank. You gotta wash it right, and you.
Speaker 7: Gotta peel all that skin off and then put it
Speaker 7: on foam, because that's how text Jurmy's done, or just
Speaker 7: soak it in and from aldehyde, you know, like they
Speaker 7: do with the pig pig fetus and a jar.
Speaker 2: Well they just dunk it in there and it's doesn't
Speaker 2: come out, just stays in it exactly same thing. I
Speaker 2: don't know if there's a big enough jar. I mean,
Speaker 2: we have to build one to your Mason company. Maybe
Speaker 2: Cornell is the dude that serves the pineapple whip dude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 2: and join us on the line right now is our buddy,
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Speaker 2: you you been doing great?
Speaker 8: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Congratulations. I see that, uh. Single game tickets for the
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Speaker 8: Yeah. Man, we're excited. We're excited.
Speaker 10: We've got a really good team this year. This could
Speaker 10: be hopefully the chance for the Drillers to get back
Speaker 10: to winning a championship and so the first time since
Speaker 10: twenty eighteen.
Speaker 8: And if we do it, we're gonna get to do
Speaker 8: it at home this year.
Speaker 10: So what's exciting about the playoffs is we'll host the
Speaker 10: deciding games of both the division series and then the
Speaker 10: championship series if we are lucky enough to advance, so
Speaker 10: the winner of the Texas League could happen and be
Speaker 10: crowned in Tulsa.
Speaker 2: Lindsey was out of game the other night and she
Speaker 2: said that there were a lot of scouts at the games.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're getting to that point where, especially with
Speaker 2: the trade deadline for Major League Baseball on Monday, where
Speaker 2: the Drillers have some great players on the team that
Speaker 2: are the future stars in Major League baseball.
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is always a little bit of a nerve
Speaker 10: wracking time. You know, the Dodgers are always active, They're
Speaker 10: always in the hunt. They're going to be vieing for
Speaker 10: a World Series repeat again. And we've got a lot
Speaker 10: of talent on the team, like you said, so lots
Speaker 10: of outfielders. The Dodgers' depth on outfield young outfielders is
Speaker 10: huge right now. So I'm not sure what they really
Speaker 10: need at the big league level. That's I think working
Speaker 10: in our favor that maybe our roster won't get too effective.
Speaker 10: But if they feel like they need to go get
Speaker 10: another starting pitcher, which I don't think they do, we
Speaker 10: certainly have got a lot of depth in the minor
Speaker 10: leagues and they can make a trade over this weekend.
Speaker 10: But also at the same time, the Dodgers may make
Speaker 10: a trade and give up prospects to go get somebody
Speaker 10: that can help them right now. But at the same time,
Speaker 10: they usually end up trading another major leaguer and then
Speaker 10: they restock with some more minor league guys. So the
Speaker 10: Dodgers just do it so well. They never really leave
Speaker 10: the cupboard Bayer. They continue to produce championship worthy teams,
Speaker 10: but they continue to developing a lot of prospects, so
Speaker 10: we're in good shape.
Speaker 2: By the way. Either way, the guys coming up behind
Speaker 2: the guys are also great. Dodgers have a great ability
Speaker 2: to draft guys that are stars and studs, and that's
Speaker 2: why the Drillers are in the position they are now
Speaker 2: for the postseason and the games that are going on
Speaker 2: this week down at One oh Field with Tonight Thursday,
Speaker 2: Thursday and Margueritaville give Away. You've got Christmas in July
Speaker 2: on Saturday, we've got fireworks, We've got all the things
Speaker 2: that people love of about going down to one Oak Field.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly, yes, Actually tomorrow's Christmas in July. We're doing
Speaker 10: that with fireworks. That'll be kind of a Christmas in
Speaker 10: July theme Fireworks night. And then Saturdays are back to
Speaker 10: School Night, so kids that have been signed up for
Speaker 10: that summer library reading program at the city County libraries,
Speaker 10: if they complete that program, they get free tickets to
Speaker 10: come out on Saturday. It's kind of our back to
Speaker 10: School night. We've got mascot Mainis, so Hornsby's gonna have
Speaker 10: all of his friends out here. Should be wild, super entertaining.
Speaker 10: And then we're giving away lunch lunch boxes or lunch
Speaker 10: bins for the kids to take back to school this year.
Speaker 8: Drillers jersey ones look great.
Speaker 2: They look fantastic. They're kind of trick because you think
Speaker 2: it's for your water, but it's actually a jersey. It's
Speaker 2: the slips from the jersey. They're brilliant. You got the
Speaker 2: laundry basket giveaway on Sunday, which I was telling justin
Speaker 2: that that is a great classic Major League baseball giveaway.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 10: And then you could take it and you could put
Speaker 10: it in your kids room and then they can throw
Speaker 10: all their clothes just right next to it, so it's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, never make it in there. Right, Let's talk
Speaker 2: about some other baseball stories that are out there, especially
Speaker 2: with the trade deadline. Uh, we've talked before about the
Speaker 2: biggest movers, but it looks like right now that the
Speaker 2: Angels have already started selling, already getting rid of some players,
Speaker 2: and that they seem to be the most active right now.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, why not. You know, they're they're pretty
Speaker 10: much out of it. They're like the worst record in
Speaker 10: the American League, and you know, it's kind of nice
Speaker 10: to see the Rangers kind of getting a little aggressive.
Speaker 10: They went out and picked up a little backup catcher,
Speaker 10: you know, off of them. That division where the Rangers
Speaker 10: are a lot of Rangers fans in Tulsa, a lot
Speaker 10: of Astros fans up here too. That race is like
Speaker 10: it's going to come down to the wire between the Rangers,
Speaker 10: the Astros, and the Mariners. So I think all three
Speaker 10: of those guys are going to be active on the
Speaker 10: trade market this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a guy who's super active are at least being
Speaker 2: talked about to be on the market. Tarik's school ball.
Speaker 2: School ball, he had a thousand, thousand strikeouts and that's
Speaker 2: a pretty great accolade when they're talk about getting you know,
Speaker 2: that guy out there and seeing what they can get.
Speaker 2: But he's also a state and getting rid of him
Speaker 2: feels like taking the gas out of the sale.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, the Tigers just kind of stormed back
Speaker 10: to the top, you know here over the last couple
Speaker 10: of years, made the playoffs. We're really really competitive. Team
Speaker 10: school was probably the best pitcher in the big leagues.
Speaker 10: I think he's won two Cy Young Awards, at least
Speaker 10: I know he won it last year for sure. So yeah,
Speaker 10: when when you're looking to deal him, it's probably because
Speaker 10: you realize you can't resign him. He's going to be
Speaker 10: a free agent this offseason and there's just going to
Speaker 10: be richer contracts than the Tigers can offer, So why not.
Speaker 10: They got to move him and try to restock the
Speaker 10: pond and get as many as many young, you know,
Speaker 10: players that can help them in the future. This is
Speaker 10: this is the opportunity to do that. So it sucks
Speaker 10: as a Tiger fan. You got to probably say goodbye
Speaker 10: to the best pitcher in Big League Baseball. But hopefully
Speaker 10: he's going to lead you to some long term success.
Speaker 10: We'll see where he goes. I think they're they're talking
Speaker 10: about the Brewers being a big landing spot, potential landing
Speaker 10: spot for him. That would make it very interesting between
Speaker 10: the Brewers and the Dodgers, the two best teams in
Speaker 10: the National League.
Speaker 2: Another crazy story out there, Salvador Perez Cattri with Kent
Speaker 2: City Royals became the Royals all time home run leader.
Speaker 2: He hit number three hundred and eighteen on July twenty fifth,
Speaker 2: passing George Brett for the most in Kansa City history.
Speaker 2: The home run tied the game and the Rolls went
Speaker 2: on to beat Detroit three to two, which is a
Speaker 2: great way to break that record and just to ads
Speaker 2: that magic and mystique about it. Salvador Perez thirty six
Speaker 2: years old, been in the big leagues a long time,
Speaker 2: still got the rest of the season may push that
Speaker 2: record even farther. But this is a guy who's been
Speaker 2: around forever, and everybody thought he was going to be
Speaker 2: the saving grace of the Royals, and he was to
Speaker 2: a degree at least for a while. But that's pretty
Speaker 2: great accolade for him.
Speaker 10: Amazing what a career, you know, and he just as
Speaker 10: you always talk about how we see the future stars
Speaker 10: of Major League Baseball at one Oakfield, he played at
Speaker 10: one Oakfield, so our very very early years back in
Speaker 10: like twenty ten, twenty eleven. He came through with the
Speaker 10: Northwest Arkansas Natural so love it. Great player, has meant
Speaker 10: so much that franchise. Just thrilled for him, and very
Speaker 10: very deserving guy to be.
Speaker 8: In the record books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's a guy I don't expect him to retire.
Speaker 2: He may play less games, but he's a guy that
Speaker 2: the clubhouse loves like. He's a good clubhouse guy. Even
Speaker 2: though maybe he can't play as well as he did
Speaker 2: when he was younger.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: He's definitely a leader, there's no doubt. And he's the
Speaker 10: type of guy. I don't know what his wishes and
Speaker 10: dreams are, but he's the type of guy that you
Speaker 10: see resurface as a manager. You know, they love catchers.
Speaker 10: They're just so cerebral. They understand the game really well.
Speaker 10: Catchers seem to have a lot of successes as managers,
Speaker 10: and you know, Perez is one of those guys. I
Speaker 10: could see him being a manager in the next five years.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, if you want to go see the future
Speaker 2: stars in Major League Baseball, you need to head up
Speaker 2: to one Oak Field as they are in action this week.
Speaker 2: Games seven o'clock all week and then Sunday a noon
Speaker 2: game day game. Kids run the bases, kids eat free.
Speaker 2: And those single game tickets for the postseason are on
Speaker 2: sale now. Mike, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 8: Appreciate it. Corbin, thanks you all, have a good weekend it.
Speaker 2: See you later.
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Speaker 2: Now here's Corbyn, Kimpy and Lindsay with this week's topless.
Speaker 2: This week's top list are the top five jobs you'd
Speaker 2: have in prison.
Speaker 5: Lindsay Number five a service dog trainer.
Speaker 2: Is that a prison job?
Speaker 5: Apparently? So you can do that? And I like dogs.
Speaker 5: I trained dogs in high school. The YMC A what
Speaker 5: uh huh?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: I trained? I trained them how to sit, stay, normal
Speaker 5: commands like people.
Speaker 2: The YMCA had a class that you could bring your
Speaker 2: dog to and then you somebody with no education to
Speaker 2: do that was paid to do that.
Speaker 5: Yep, huh it wasn't it wasn't a paid job. No,
Speaker 5: it was a volun in our job.
Speaker 2: No, but the YMCA charged people to come to the
Speaker 2: YMCA for dog training.
Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a month's long class.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I did that for.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: I think I was sixteen. Me and my dad did that.
Speaker 5: And I had a show dog at the time.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 5: Yeah, My my Pembroke Welsh Corgi was a show dog.
Speaker 2: And how many shows did you ever put him in?
Speaker 5: She did four or five?
Speaker 2: And how did she do?
Speaker 5: She was a blue ribbon winner, which means what first place?
Speaker 2: She went first place once or every.
Speaker 5: Time every time in her in in her breed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was she the only one in her wasn't the
Speaker 2: only one, okay, but she was.
Speaker 5: She was very good, She was very smart. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was fun and that's where I learned how to
Speaker 5: make the natural dog treats out of the turkey hot
Speaker 5: dogs when you nuke them and saves you on dog treats.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Number four, I would uh choose groundskeeper trimming the hedges,
Speaker 5: cut the grass because I like to be outside in
Speaker 5: the sun. I figure you get more outdoor time that
Speaker 5: way as well. Number three the innate barber slash beautician.
Speaker 2: First one, you said that, I totally agree with Yeah,
Speaker 2: cutting hair.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm not great at it, but I think
Speaker 5: with practice you get better better. I think that's with
Speaker 5: everything exactly. And number two laundry attendant. I do laundry
Speaker 5: all the time at home anyway, It's pretty much of
Speaker 5: every day occurrence at my house, so why not do
Speaker 5: that in prison? And number one food services prepare the meals,
Speaker 5: wash dishes, any of the kitchen duties. Really, I wouldn't
Speaker 5: mind that right where you belong, right, make me a sandwich?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay. Tomp list jobs you'd have in prison,
Speaker 2: GIMPI uh.
Speaker 7: We shared a lot of them, but they're just in
Speaker 7: different order. Number five laundry Okay, better than being a janitor.
Speaker 7: I think you know you you might have to worry
Speaker 7: about some stains, but you probably won't see them, so
Speaker 7: it's okay. Throw them in the wash, spend your days
Speaker 7: folding sheets and orange pants. Number three excuse me, Number
Speaker 7: four for me. Sign makers.
Speaker 2: You know those You see them out there on the
Speaker 2: side of the road, the highway signs exit.
Speaker 7: Here, blah blah blah. Those are made by inmates. They're
Speaker 7: screen printed on metal done by inmates. I think that's
Speaker 7: pretty pretty interesting and easy enough kind of job to have.
Speaker 7: Another one, kind of along the same lines, I found
Speaker 7: furniture assembly. Yeah right, you're putting together office chairs or
Speaker 7: desks or whatever like that. Seems simple enough. I'm pretty
Speaker 7: handy with a screwdriver. Yeah, okay, let's get it done.
Speaker 7: I had dog trainer as number two for myself.
Speaker 2: Same thing.
Speaker 7: You know, they they have them out there, and I
Speaker 7: like dogs and animals and my the hell not. You know,
Speaker 7: the worst part of that job, I guess would be
Speaker 7: having to pick up after him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is what it is. And number one
Speaker 2: for me was groundskeeper. I like mowing lawns. I do,
Speaker 2: I really do.
Speaker 7: And if you're out there mowing the lawns or picking
Speaker 7: weeds or picking up trash around the yard, or you know,
Speaker 7: finding shanks and stuff that people have dropped, okay, seems
Speaker 7: easy enough. Again, it's not a janitor. That's the number
Speaker 7: one thing that I do not want is to be
Speaker 7: a janitor in a prison. You have to clean up.
Speaker 2: Bodily fluids and blood and you know this and that
Speaker 2: and the other. It's just doesn't sound like a very
Speaker 2: fun job. At all. Whatsoever. I heard a thing I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's true, but that prisoners in the
Speaker 2: state of Oklahoma spend more time outside than students really
Speaker 2: in the public school system.
Speaker 5: I believe that.
Speaker 2: Okay, not me just sitting here comparing prison schools. I've
Speaker 2: done it many times. So we're doing our top liss
Speaker 2: top jobs you'd have in prison. What would your guys be,
Speaker 2: bmms and whatever that is to eight, two, nine, four
Speaker 2: or five. Number five would be kitchen clerk or line
Speaker 2: coordinator in the kitchen, right, somebody that helps serve food
Speaker 2: or works in the kitchen in whatever capacity. Number four
Speaker 2: library clerk. About that, just putting books away and reading books,
Speaker 2: checking out books. Yeah, that feels awesome. Number three intake assistant. Okay,
Speaker 2: you work close with the guards. You have a good
Speaker 2: relationship with the guards. You help bring people in, like,
Speaker 2: hey man, just do this, you'll be fine. Right. Number
Speaker 2: two recade person that helps collect the basketballs whatever outside,
Speaker 2: like picking up the weights. Yes, whatever that is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, also something that you do in school.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean all these things. Yeah, oh yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of them. There's a lot of them. And
Speaker 2: then the number one job that I would have in prison,
Speaker 2: Come on prison podcast host, radio host, announcement maker that
Speaker 2: daily announcements. Whatever attention prisoners, something you do in school.
Speaker 2: First we'll do the Pledge of Allegiance, and then we'll
Speaker 2: go through the daily chicklist. Today's weather, right, don't forget
Speaker 2: about the assembly yeah right, and most of all, try
Speaker 2: not to shake anybody today. Tonight is parents night, I
Speaker 2: mean visitors.
Speaker 5: Day, right right, keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 2: Uh, stand in line. If you're going to have conjugal visits,
Speaker 2: please clean up after your no talking. I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: Asked to go to the bathroom, must use a hall pass.
Speaker 2: I's been brought to my attention that we need to
Speaker 2: cut back on prison rape. Please do not rape other prisoners.
Speaker 2: Somebody text in said license plate stamper. I don't think
Speaker 2: they do that anymore. I think they're printed. I think
Speaker 2: license plates are printed with reflective numbers and stuff like that. Now,
Speaker 2: much like the highway signs I was talking about screen
Speaker 2: printed on there. Yeah, another person. When I was in prison,
Speaker 2: I worked on the yard crew, mowing and weed eating,
Speaker 2: and it was awesome. Heck yeah, I can imagine. Because
Speaker 2: if you there's no ac anywhere, so if you're gonna
Speaker 2: have a job. You want to work in a warehouse,
Speaker 2: you know, sweating, doing launder or whatever, or be out
Speaker 2: in the yard. I'd be out in the yard getting
Speaker 2: some sun. Yeah. You either get that vitamin D inside
Speaker 2: or you get it. I know what I'm saying. There's
Speaker 2: a TV show called Escape a Danna Borough I think
Speaker 2: is what it's called, and it has Benicio del Toro
Speaker 2: in it and a couple other actors that are well known.
Speaker 2: Patricia Arquette anyway, she is a civilian supervisor, civilian guard
Speaker 2: supervisor in the sewing job unit. And you have all
Speaker 2: these tough guys and all they're doing is sewing and
Speaker 2: making things that wouldn't be a bad job. No, no,
Speaker 2: not at all, no stress.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you're gonna be the one they go to, like, hey,
Speaker 7: Spider needs stitches, but we don't want to take them
Speaker 7: to the infirmary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get them in trouble. Yeah okay, Well why would
Speaker 2: I say no? Right exactly? I guess the same person's like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: my back hair needs trimmed. You work out in the yard.
Speaker 2: Let me get that weed eater real quick. I don't
Speaker 2: have a I know you can't use your whacker. But
Speaker 2: can you use this modified toothbrush into a razor blade
Speaker 2: right or your teeth? Yeah, because you really do. I
Speaker 2: would want a job that's either air conditioned, which don't exist,
Speaker 2: or be something that ain't real work for real library
Speaker 2: I think would be perfect job. You get caught reading,
Speaker 2: it's okay, yeah, right out in the yard, walking outside,
Speaker 2: it's okay. Yeah, walked all the way out there, trim
Speaker 2: or broke, walk all the way back right, Ah, got
Speaker 2: trimmer working, walked all the way out there, didn't have
Speaker 2: any string, walked all the way back. You're just looking
Speaker 2: for ways to burn wild man, crazy world we live in.
Speaker 5: And at least with like yard crew, you're getting some
Speaker 5: sort of satisfaction, like when you know you're I don't
Speaker 5: want to say beautifying something, but you are making something
Speaker 5: look nicer.
Speaker 2: You're completing a job. I think any completion of a
Speaker 2: job feels achievement wise to me. Being in the library
Speaker 2: would be just like relax. You're not getting injured right
Speaker 2: working out in the yard. You get cut from the trimmer,
Speaker 2: you could drop something on your heat strow. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's a ton of things that could happen to you. Library.
Speaker 2: It's like this book's hebby, Oh, I got a paper cut,
Speaker 2: I got a paper cut? Sports bookie create a death
Speaker 2: pool for inmates. Mmm. I don't know if that's a
Speaker 2: real job, but something to pass your time with. I mean,
Speaker 2: if we're coming up with snarky jobs, then I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be the the commissary consultant. Right, you don't want those
Speaker 2: raman you want the truffle mushroom ones. Right, It'll cost
Speaker 2: you an extra cigarette or two, but it's well worth it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna steer you right, you're gonna be wasting your money,
Speaker 2: or I'm gonna put out a weekly newsletter review of
Speaker 2: toilet wine how to make good Moonshine. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: This swish is a little tart. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: you get my stamp of approval, you're gonna be selling
Speaker 2: a lot of it. So how many how many hosties
Speaker 2: do you want to switch? Throw my way to give
Speaker 2: you a five star, a four bar review?
Speaker 7: Right, a spider, did you see Corbyn's Did you read
Speaker 7: Corbin's latest review on toilet wine?
Speaker 2: Derme's gotta going on, man, he really knows, right, you know,
Speaker 2: the new guy with with the with the beer, and
Speaker 2: he came in with the car hard hat. Right. He
Speaker 2: knows all that weird music we've never heard of. He
Speaker 2: doesn't listen to anything mainstream. All license plates in Oklahoma
Speaker 2: are made in how many Oklahoma by Oklahoma correctional industries.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, again, they're not stamped when they're not sitting
Speaker 7: there with a hammer and a stamp.
Speaker 2: Right, hands, right, We got to take a break. Speaking
Speaker 2: of prison, We're gonna talk to the cops when we
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 4: More of a Big Men Morning show is next.
Speaker 2: And I've been doing this show a long time and
Speaker 2: for the first time in the history of me doing
Speaker 2: this show, I get to interrogate a police officer. Officer mccowban,
Speaker 2: how about you, sir, thanks for joining us. I hope
Speaker 2: you don't mind being on the other side of the interrogation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the first time for that.
Speaker 2: Sure. Tell everybody what's happening Saturday.
Speaker 3: So we've got our first community fitness event at least
Speaker 3: since I've been here on the department on Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: We'll be from nine to noon. It's a free community
Speaker 3: event for anybody in the community that wants to come
Speaker 3: out and get a workout in It's gonna be hosted
Speaker 3: by our Fitness unit, so there's gonna be members of
Speaker 3: our fitness unit there. We have a couple of our
Speaker 3: SWAT team guys that are gonna be there working out
Speaker 3: other officers. So it'd be a good time for the
Speaker 3: community to come out and visit with some of us
Speaker 3: and let us get to visit with them and.
Speaker 8: Eat some free food.
Speaker 3: We're gonna provide some launch.
Speaker 2: And who's this really designed for?
Speaker 3: For anybody in the community, anybody around, anybody that's listening.
Speaker 3: Anybody that wants to come out and come get a
Speaker 3: workout in with us, is eligible can come out.
Speaker 2: And if nobody's ever been inside the academy there, what
Speaker 2: are people gonna see? What should they expect? You're not
Speaker 2: gonna run plates in the parking lot or anything like that.
Speaker 2: This is one hundred percent of community outreach event, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not looking for warrant.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna be running people as they come in,
Speaker 3: nothing like that. So what they what they can expect
Speaker 3: is to come in get a look at some of
Speaker 3: our facilities. They're gonna start off in our gymnasium, which
Speaker 3: is kind of the spot that all of our recruits
Speaker 3: and apos that are in the academy where they do
Speaker 3: where they do their workouts, where we do our workouts,
Speaker 3: and then we'll kind of proceed throughout the campus of
Speaker 3: our facility out here, so we'll get to see our helicopter,
Speaker 3: hangar r K nine shack our range. We'll see a
Speaker 3: little bit of that as they move throughout the course
Speaker 3: and do these exercises.
Speaker 2: What do you wish that regular people understood about how
Speaker 2: Tulsa officers are trained and what that's like.
Speaker 3: Well, just I mean, just to get a perspective of
Speaker 3: being well rounded, you know, and kind of the constant
Speaker 3: work that these guys and gals that are putting in
Speaker 3: to go be effective, you know, when we're out there
Speaker 3: in the community. So, and it's an opportunity for us
Speaker 3: to do a little recruiting as well. We're gonna have
Speaker 3: a recruiting tent set up so people that are interested
Speaker 3: in law enforcement, interested in joining our team, they can
Speaker 3: talk to a recruiter. And one of the bits on
Speaker 3: that too is I mean we require a bachelor's degree,
Speaker 3: So we're going to have some universities out here as
Speaker 3: well that we're partnered with that give up to forty
Speaker 3: five credit hours of school to go through our academy.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna have them out there, and we have
Speaker 3: a National Guard booth as well, so they'll be able
Speaker 3: to talk with all those folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mentioned the recruiters are going to be there.
Speaker 2: What do you What do you think makes somebody look
Speaker 2: like they'd make a good police officer? That has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with being big or athletic.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, it takes all types of ties. So
Speaker 3: and you know, really a lot of folks don't even
Speaker 3: realize that they would make good officers, and then they
Speaker 3: get here, they start doing it, and they're like, wow,
Speaker 3: I didn't expect that I would, you know, have this
Speaker 3: much enjoyment out of it, or be this interested in it,
Speaker 3: or take two investigations as well as they do. So
Speaker 3: you don't really know until you get out here and
Speaker 3: try it and start talking to folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a misconception that police officers are always these
Speaker 2: big type of guys. And though there are officers like
Speaker 2: that and there is a purpose for them, there's also
Speaker 2: the other type of officers that are do a different
Speaker 2: type of task.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, you know, I mean, I mean, being in
Speaker 3: shape is important. You know, not just to handle yourself
Speaker 3: in the streets or anything like that. But it's you know,
Speaker 3: it's import for life. But yeah, I mean that's that's
Speaker 3: definitely not what it's all about. You've got to be intelligent. Uh,
Speaker 3: you gotta be able to problem solve I think critically,
Speaker 3: and there's a lot of folks who aren't. You don't
Speaker 3: be big and strong to do that obviously.
Speaker 2: Right, and we can anybody can show up. You're not
Speaker 2: gonna embarrass yourself out there, right, You're not just gonna
Speaker 2: be watching though either.
Speaker 3: No, So we're gonna be I'm actually gonna be out there.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be moving. I'm gonna be doing the exercises
Speaker 3: as well. And it's for all ability levels, So it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter how fit you are, how big and strong,
Speaker 3: how fast you are, it doesn't matter. We can we
Speaker 3: can tailor the workouts for any for any ability level.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the event happening Saturday nine and UoN
Speaker 2: ats the Tulsa Police Academy Free launch, free event, and
Speaker 2: it is a chance to see how Tulsa Police officers train.
Speaker 2: Uh burpees, are we doing burpees?
Speaker 3: Oh, there's gonna be some burpies involved.
Speaker 2: No doubt.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So what if you're a guy like me that's
Speaker 7: slightly disabled to gout an arm that shaped like a penis,
Speaker 7: but I can still get things done.
Speaker 2: Does that disqualify me instantly?
Speaker 7: Or do you have to have like all perfect limbs
Speaker 7: or can we just still come out there and check
Speaker 7: it out and maybe sign up to be an officer?
Speaker 3: Absolutely does not disqualify, disqualify. You can come out there.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have We'll have officers at every bit of
Speaker 3: the course going through the exercises that can help modify,
Speaker 3: adjust the movements and do whatever we need to do
Speaker 3: to continue to work. And really, hey, it's all about
Speaker 3: just getting out there, continuing to move and you know,
Speaker 3: visit with other members of your community and visit with
Speaker 3: us at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: What's easier than people think about these workouts or training
Speaker 2: to be an officer?
Speaker 3: So what's easier than people think? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: think all of it's easier.
Speaker 8: I think that more.
Speaker 3: I think that more of the anxiety and more of
Speaker 3: the concern is on the front end before you even start.
Speaker 3: I think once you just get started, it's smooth sailing.
Speaker 2: I understand that the first step is always the hardest,
Speaker 2: and just getting out there talking with the officers is
Speaker 2: going to make a world of difference. You train with
Speaker 2: these officers every day. What's something you've seen people accomplish
Speaker 2: that they didn't think they could. You get people that
Speaker 2: show up and whether they're recruits that have already signed
Speaker 2: up and they get there and they go, whoa, this
Speaker 2: is a lot more than I thought, or it's harder
Speaker 2: than thought. What is something you've seen people accomplished that
Speaker 2: they didn't think they could.
Speaker 3: That's a good question, you know, just I mean, honestly,
Speaker 3: I mean the biggest things we see. I mean we
Speaker 3: see when folks come in for the first time. It's
Speaker 3: a little bit of a shock lifestyle change. Right when
Speaker 3: you show up and you're you know, you're in these workouts,
Speaker 3: you're bettering these workouts every day. You're up here with us,
Speaker 3: and it's much harder than you think. But once you
Speaker 3: start to adapt and you start to notice the differences,
Speaker 3: how affects you mentally and physically and mentally, you know
Speaker 3: it creates lifestyle change. So I think that's the biggest
Speaker 3: thing is when you see people totally do one eighties.
Speaker 2: Sure, So there's been a lot of conversations in communities
Speaker 2: the last couple of years about relationships between police officers
Speaker 2: and those communities. Is this event about getting people into
Speaker 2: your gym and the academy and and to help change
Speaker 2: that conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's it's a kind of a it's
Speaker 3: a total circumstance, Uh do you like? I mean, yes,
Speaker 3: it's it's mostly designed as a community event just to
Speaker 3: get people out to engage with other members of the community,
Speaker 3: engage with us, talk with us, get to know us.
Speaker 3: And then at the same time looking at opportunities like
Speaker 3: for people that are interested in law enforcement that want
Speaker 3: to come out and apply to ask, to ask the
Speaker 3: questions that they want to ask, and be able to
Speaker 3: see the facilities, right because like you've said, like you
Speaker 3: said earlier, you know, a lot of people have never
Speaker 3: even they've just seen us from their perspective with where
Speaker 3: they're at, So at least it changes that perspective. It
Speaker 3: gets them out here to see what it looks like,
Speaker 3: see what see what we're like, you know, see what
Speaker 3: how it relates to our personal lives, and ask whatever
Speaker 3: questions they need to.
Speaker 2: Got a few more questions for you, sir, And then
Speaker 2: we'll let you go to the free community fitness event
Speaker 2: training with Tulsa Police Officers. Now. Registration is limited on
Speaker 2: this It's happening Saturday, nine am to noon at the
Speaker 2: Tulsa Police Academy. All ability levels are welcome. You get
Speaker 2: to see the training facilities, you get to know other
Speaker 2: members of the community there, chat with TPD and some
Speaker 2: other people. But you need to reserve your spot. And
Speaker 2: that's jmc A l P I N at City of
Speaker 2: Tulsa dot org to sign up. But you got to
Speaker 2: be eighteen and overs. We should mention that as well.
Speaker 2: So are you a coffee before workout guy in the morning?
Speaker 2: You're one of those guys that drinks black coffee and
Speaker 2: then goes ahead and runs a mile or whatever.
Speaker 3: No, I can't do it because I'd be smelling my
Speaker 3: own breast the whole time. I don't need that coffee
Speaker 3: breath hanging out while I'm breathing hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What's your favorite piece of equipment to work out on?
Speaker 2: What kind of a guy do you love to dig
Speaker 2: into as a workout?
Speaker 3: Well, as long as it's not injuring me. I told
Speaker 3: my bicep a little while back, but I love sand
Speaker 3: bag work. Sandbag work is it's great, total functional piece.
Speaker 3: You can do all kinds of things with it. And
Speaker 3: you know what's an easy thing that you can develop
Speaker 3: at home and doing your garage?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sandbag works out because it shifts to which is
Speaker 2: an odd thing to deal with. It isn't like a
Speaker 2: standard weightlift. Least favorite exercise, Oh burpies. You need to
Speaker 2: arrest people that think burpies are awesome because it is not.
Speaker 3: They're not people that favorite, yes, absolutely favorite, but I
Speaker 3: gotta do them right, Yeah, got to do the things
Speaker 3: that suck the most.
Speaker 2: Push your cardio doing push your cardio? And push ups
Speaker 2: are burpies?
Speaker 3: About which? What about them?
Speaker 2: Which one would you prefer? Push ups? Push ups are burpies?
Speaker 3: Oh? Push ups all day? Right?
Speaker 2: How what's your record? Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh stop, I could probably get I
Speaker 3: can probably get over one hundred, you know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: But how many could you do? Lindsay twenty? Okay, gimpie burpys?
Speaker 2: No push ups? Push ups barely even one. I've got
Speaker 2: an armless shape, like yeah, right, all right, I think
Speaker 2: I could do twenty maybe, I don't know. What's the
Speaker 2: earliest you've ever gotten up? For training four o'clock, four
Speaker 2: o'clock if civilians had in the morning, and sure, if
Speaker 2: civilians only tried one exercise, what would you recommend?
Speaker 3: Burpees? Four thrusters. Burpees are thrusters. Those are the two
Speaker 3: that kind of, you know, get everything moving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we call those cannon balls growing up.
Speaker 3: The thusters.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then last thing here for you, sir. If
Speaker 2: somebody's sitting in traffic right now thinking maybe I should
Speaker 2: go do this, let's hear your elevator pitch on why
Speaker 2: they should come out on Saturday from nine to noon
Speaker 2: to Tulsa Police Academy for the free lunch and free
Speaker 2: event and get to train next officers.
Speaker 3: Heck, I think that if you've got that kind of
Speaker 3: kind of bug in there, like man, that kind of
Speaker 3: sounds fun, kind of interested in it, just don't even
Speaker 3: think about it anymore. Sign up, email me let me
Speaker 3: know if you want to come out and try to
Speaker 3: get into it, because you definitely won't regret it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The email address again is on our Facebook page. If
Speaker 2: you want to go out there Saturday nine am to
Speaker 2: noon and is a chance to work out with the
Speaker 2: tuls Police officers and see their facility out there. They
Speaker 2: have a great training facility out there, and I appreciate
Speaker 2: you taking the time to talk to us today.
Speaker 3: Officer macalfln Yeah absolutely, and thank you guys for having
Speaker 3: me on.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, take a break and we'll be back.