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Speaker 2: We also have a list of which celebrity and maybe
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Speaker 2: Okay, so let's start unless you have something, you have
Speaker 2: something you want to talk about this episode. No, okay,
Speaker 2: so here's a list. It was a thread online somebody
Speaker 2: threw out the question which celebrity do you find suspicious?
Speaker 2: And I love the answers to this because it's so true.
Speaker 3: Remind me, I do have a story for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, after this, we'll do your story.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, just remind me it's this is why I
Speaker 3: don't wear underwear. So just remind.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is why you do not wear underwear. Okay,
Speaker 2: even though you should one hundred percent, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So there are talking about what good celebrities seem suspect
Speaker 2: in for whatever reason. And here's some of the responses.
Speaker 2: Rachel Ray because some say she seems fake. There's something
Speaker 2: about the shtick that's a little.
Speaker 5: That's not suspicious, a little bit celebrity.
Speaker 1: No, I mean like she might be a real terrible person, kind.
Speaker 5: Of fake celebrity.
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest absolutely.
Speaker 2: Someone said he has a well lit basement and the
Speaker 2: artful of bones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, like there's something he's not telling us, like, just.
Speaker 5: Tell us he's too famous for not doing much.
Speaker 1: It's really he produces a lot of things. I think.
Speaker 5: I don't know, he's just he shouldn't be as well
Speaker 5: known for being mostly behind the scenes worker. Besides just
Speaker 5: an ace. You know.
Speaker 2: Well he's a morning radio guy too. I mean, well
Speaker 2: I don't know he anyway. So yeah, he was on
Speaker 2: the list. So was Michael Buble. Some say that he's
Speaker 2: not as cool and calm as he lets on.
Speaker 5: I don't know, seems pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Do you think Gwyneth Peltro was a little suspicious.
Speaker 5: Oh, but I think she's up difficult person.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she I think she's a capable actress.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: With that being said, she always always, always acts annoyed.
Speaker 3: Like whenever she was on talk shows or whatever and
Speaker 3: somebody would ask her a question, she'd be like, what
Speaker 3: do you mean? Like she really Yeah, she always acted
Speaker 3: annoy Let's.
Speaker 5: Not forget she sold a candle scented with her vagina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a powerful person right there, that's able.
Speaker 3: To do that. I don't I don't ever want to
Speaker 3: be near one, let alone smell candle that smells like.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I wonder if you can still buy it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I got by, you would probably smell like a
Speaker 3: bag of pennies.
Speaker 5: Actually, in seven, because I feel like in seven is
Speaker 5: the only time where she's not acting like a terrible person.
Speaker 3: That's because her head was cut off.
Speaker 5: Before that, though, she seems like, like, I can believe
Speaker 5: you're actually a good person in this movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Jack Nicholson, No, he's just cool.
Speaker 2: His image was has softened o her time, but there
Speaker 2: are people who still are creeped out by his scan
Speaker 2: in the seventies what were those? What scandals he have
Speaker 2: in the seven Tunes? Well, no, I did not pee
Speaker 2: my pants. It could be elders La. I saw some
Speaker 2: pea in here yesterday and like so, I don't know
Speaker 2: what he's acting out.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to have a talk with him.
Speaker 1: I cleaned up this. I don't know unless he peed again,
Speaker 1: but was yet? No ship? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: No, that's not it?
Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, Adam Levine, Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's an asshole. Yeah yeah, Actually I saw him
Speaker 5: once at Universal Studio as well.
Speaker 1: I was there And did you talk to him at all?
Speaker 1: Or you saw him?
Speaker 5: It was on the backlot tour. They drove right past
Speaker 5: our thing and waved.
Speaker 1: WITHSS with Blake shelldon oh oh really.
Speaker 5: It's the only celebrity I've actually seen in person. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, Am and Blake Shelton. They were filming the Voice.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Adam Levin came into the studios when we were at
Speaker 2: Star one and point seven, like right when they started
Speaker 2: their career at Maroon five, and I sat in a
Speaker 2: bean bag chair with him.
Speaker 1: He was, I thought, But some say he may.
Speaker 2: Have sold his soul to the devil to get fame,
Speaker 2: but he's sure he's very talented. Don't you think what
Speaker 2: about Chip and Joanna Game? Do you think that there's
Speaker 2: something fake about them? They seem almost culty a little
Speaker 2: bit like they've created their own cult. Which I watched
Speaker 2: a show called on HBO Max about a movement. Oh yes, Synanon, Yes,
Speaker 2: and they're saying that it became a cult.
Speaker 1: It was like a.
Speaker 2: Movement like it was in the sixties and seventies. It
Speaker 2: called Synanon.
Speaker 5: About Q No Synanon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look it up, okay, And there's a like a
Speaker 2: four part documentary on it. And it was really interesting
Speaker 2: what this one guy was able to convince all these
Speaker 2: people do. But like, what they created in the beginning
Speaker 2: was beautiful, and then it turned into like him wanting
Speaker 2: more and more power and like having his people do
Speaker 2: like weirder and weirder things, and that's when it became
Speaker 2: a cult.
Speaker 1: Boil boy, Now, what do you think about Jimmy Fallon?
Speaker 3: I love Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 1: Do you think there's something weird about him? Like he's something?
Speaker 5: I think Jimmy Fallon is great. I think Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 5: is awful.
Speaker 3: Oh no, both of them like better.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jimmy Fallon, I know, I love his little skits
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 5: He comes across as like a nice like a nice
Speaker 5: guy for like actually being nice, and Jimmy Fallon or
Speaker 5: Jimmy Kimmel comes across as an asshole who is trying
Speaker 5: to be nice. But you can really tell that he's
Speaker 5: kind of an asshole. I don't know, Like sometimes his
Speaker 5: mask slips, slips. I'm like, Oh, I bet you're a
Speaker 5: huge dick. Maybe not, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he's like to his fans. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill hmm.
Speaker 2: Some people say that he the way he interacts with
Speaker 2: people makes them uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Whatever that means.
Speaker 5: He's kind of dick. He's funnier that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a big fan.
Speaker 1: Of You're not. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Super Bad was one of my favorite movies that was hysterical.
Speaker 1: His box of dicks or whatever. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: loved it. Why you know, sorry, Will Smith.
Speaker 5: We know, we know he's got we know he's he's
Speaker 5: got a problem, which is his.
Speaker 2: Wife, Jada Pinkett. I know exactly about her, Yes, more.
Speaker 5: So, she's insane.
Speaker 1: She's got to be mister beast.
Speaker 5: I have no idea who that is.
Speaker 2: No one seems to have anything specific to say, but
Speaker 2: they just say he's suspicious.
Speaker 1: In general.
Speaker 5: He is a YouTuber who he's the most subscribed to
Speaker 5: yout YouTuber right now, and he makes these insane challenge
Speaker 5: videos that costs like molt like millions of dollars each
Speaker 5: to make, like they're like the most outlandish things you've
Speaker 5: ever seen, where they bring on people and they can
Speaker 5: win prizes and money and stuff on YouTube on YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he does a lot of philanthropy work too. I think
Speaker 5: people are suspicious of him just because he seems like
Speaker 5: too nice, like he's too much of a what's the
Speaker 5: word for it. He seems kind of pure like and
Speaker 5: like he has no ulterior motives, Like his businesses is
Speaker 5: a five to one C three. I believe it's like nonprofit,
Speaker 5: so I don't know. It seems pretty cool though, makes
Speaker 5: cool videos.
Speaker 2: And then finally weird Al Yankovic. No, that guy's awesome,
Speaker 2: they say, but not because he's mean or anything, but
Speaker 2: just because he's suspicious, that he's more normal than he
Speaker 2: lets on.
Speaker 5: Oh, I guarantee that you know who gives me? I
Speaker 5: raised my eyebrows. That is Tom Hanks. He seems too nice.
Speaker 2: Well, you've seen the videos of Tom Hanks recently, or
Speaker 2: that one video where he goes off on one of the.
Speaker 1: Fans who accidentally like wish she pushed her.
Speaker 2: I think so anyway, And now a dose of random
Speaker 2: news cute, any kind of music. I don't even care
Speaker 2: what it is. I know, I know we took the
Speaker 2: random music off. It's not cold, it's there's the wedding music.
Speaker 1: Put on that. Well, actually put on the music that's
Speaker 1: good for.
Speaker 5: Give us some us, do you think?
Speaker 1: I know? All we have is the one.
Speaker 2: Give me something, give me the done done.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine, this is awful. Shut up, it's your
Speaker 1: like wild card.
Speaker 3: Music, the beginning of an Ariana Grande song.
Speaker 1: You know it's hard to find songs that aren't copyrighted.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, Jesus, all right, So everybody loves a bargain, right,
Speaker 2: do you love a bargain? Sure, there's a new survey
Speaker 2: out on everyday expense. Is it found that people get
Speaker 2: an actual buzz when they get a bargain. You do,
Speaker 2: I do, and that the buzz lasts exactly three hours
Speaker 2: and twenty six minutes.
Speaker 3: Not for you.
Speaker 1: For me, it lasts all day maybe already.
Speaker 3: No, she gets that buzz and then as soon as
Speaker 3: she gets homes, she gets home, it gets thrown into
Speaker 3: a pile and then she forgets about it.
Speaker 1: No, no, not well lately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably I know you so well, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So yeah, a lot of people. Okay, now this is
Speaker 2: this creepy or kind of fun when you this is
Speaker 2: before Yeah, it was in the nineties, so it was
Speaker 2: before time.
Speaker 1: Did you remember tamagat cheese.
Speaker 5: I know what Tama got Okay, but you didn't have one,
Speaker 5: Actually I think I did because.
Speaker 1: They were in the weren't they in the nineties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were. They were virtual pets, you remember, Like they
Speaker 1: were like little key.
Speaker 2: Chain They were like little ant like little guys and
Speaker 2: like you could feed them, you feed them, you water on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like in a little box and they
Speaker 1: could like hang it from your backpack.
Speaker 5: It was a tiny like yeah, like little portable like
Speaker 5: little like almost Nintendo style like pixelated thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, No, Toama got chiese. Well, anyway, this is
Speaker 2: the new version about tamagotchi. People are saying, and I
Speaker 2: think it's creepy. It is an AI companion called Friend,
Speaker 2: and it's all over social media, or was last week.
Speaker 1: It's a pendant you wear around your neck and.
Speaker 2: It listens to everything you hear or you say, and
Speaker 2: it tosses out comments via text messages on your phone
Speaker 2: and it'll like comment on the things that you've talked
Speaker 2: about or give like their opinion. You can ninety nine
Speaker 2: dollars if you want to order a Friend, but they
Speaker 2: don't ship until early next year.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's great. I do not you know what
Speaker 1: he's doing right now?
Speaker 2: This is how into the random. No, you're not, you're
Speaker 2: He's racing emails right now, he's racing emails.
Speaker 3: Hold on, dude, looking up?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3: Wanted to erase the emails.
Speaker 2: Tomasha, I love this like you Just do you think
Speaker 2: we're like out to dinner or something right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is no? Don't you?
Speaker 3: And Gavana, I've never seen these things ever?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 1: Yes? Exactly?
Speaker 5: He's old when they came out.
Speaker 3: Never seen them before ever?
Speaker 2: Well, how did I had one? I had one? You
Speaker 2: had one and I was in my twenties.
Speaker 5: Why did you have one?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Because they were cute and fun?
Speaker 3: How do you feed a kid.
Speaker 2: You see the little buttons down there, like one of
Speaker 2: them is for water, one of them's for food.
Speaker 5: It's like a video game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just really cute and fun to have, like
Speaker 2: a little little pet.
Speaker 1: Never how much are they now? How much pey can
Speaker 1: you buy them for?
Speaker 3: They start at about eight forty nine and they go
Speaker 3: up to like twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: So they still sell the same tomb.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, twenty five bucks.
Speaker 2: Amazon okay, okay, dot Chingobana is selling a new perfume
Speaker 2: for dogs.
Speaker 3: Called thefe Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2: It's named after the co founder Dominico Dulce's dogs, Stupid Buffe.
Speaker 2: It's one hundred dollars, it's been approved by vets.
Speaker 1: It lasts all day.
Speaker 2: Dogs seem to like it, and it smells like woody
Speaker 2: notes ying yang yang elong I'm sorry, yang yang yang
Speaker 2: yang and then a clean, enveloping touch of musk.
Speaker 3: That is stupid.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: Let me mention on that because there was recently my
Speaker 5: birthday and I received Tom Ford's ebone hume shut that
Speaker 5: is up, I swear to God, one of the best
Speaker 5: smelling sense I have ever had. And also it lasts
Speaker 5: all days. Swear to god, it does not fade whatsoever.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is all tom Ford stuff is, but it
Speaker 5: is incredibly.
Speaker 1: I've tried fabulous. I didn't like it. I like tried
Speaker 1: wild cherry. It didn't like it.
Speaker 3: I have better peach, and I didn't like it.
Speaker 5: I didn't like. No, but I smells good. A few
Speaker 5: may smells incredible. But it's like three hundred fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: What do it smell like.
Speaker 5: It's woody and kind of smoky, but it is a
Speaker 5: little bit sweet too.
Speaker 3: It's really nice.
Speaker 5: It is I do not Oh my gosh, there are
Speaker 5: no CENTI likes for it. You can only get it
Speaker 5: from tom Ford.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I have a little tip about where to
Speaker 2: get if you want just like a little tiny like
Speaker 2: travel spray. No, it's a website called micro Perfumes. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: And you can order any kind of perfume, any tom Ford,
Speaker 2: any doultigobana, any kind of perfume in.
Speaker 1: A little like travels. You can do. You can either
Speaker 1: do a little vial.
Speaker 2: You can do it's a little bit more expensive, but
Speaker 2: the most expense someone I've ever seen is like forty
Speaker 2: nine dollars for like a spray it's like this tall,
Speaker 2: maybe like three inches, and twist it and you get
Speaker 2: you know, you get a good amount instead of having
Speaker 2: to buy the whole bottle. Which do you ever go
Speaker 2: through a whole bottle?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever been through a whole bottle
Speaker 2: of perfume my whole life.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 2: I just get it, just like I get sick of
Speaker 2: it and then I don't go through the whole bottle
Speaker 2: and then it gets old. But anyway, so this micro
Speaker 2: perfumes that website is awesome. They always have deals.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the average.
Speaker 2: American, according to new Pole, needs five lazy days a
Speaker 2: month to.
Speaker 1: Feel rested and relaxed. I oh my god, I would.
Speaker 5: I won't want to the weekends we get well, some.
Speaker 1: People don't have a luxury. People work on the weekends.
Speaker 1: People work on the weekends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, work on the weekends. Sometimes. When Laura and stopped
Speaker 5: texting me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh god forbid, I said a text
Speaker 2: on the weekends.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, demand you're infringing on my five days.
Speaker 2: No, so the people what is the lazy day? Here's
Speaker 2: how the poll shaped it. Three hours of doing nothing,
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing. God, so but they have three hours of
Speaker 2: watching TV.
Speaker 5: That sounds like my normal day at night.
Speaker 1: Doing nothing, like absolutely nothing. You're doing something.
Speaker 5: So I can't watch TV.
Speaker 2: That's not because one of them is doing this, is
Speaker 2: doing absolutely nothing there and there's three hours of watching
Speaker 2: movies and TV.
Speaker 5: I've never had a lazy day then, So what do
Speaker 5: you just sit there?
Speaker 3: Read?
Speaker 1: No reading?
Speaker 2: There's one with read one hour reading? We need three
Speaker 2: hours just sitting and enjoying your living space.
Speaker 5: Well, who just sits there like I.
Speaker 3: Isn't that doing nothing?
Speaker 5: I know it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Two hours of napping, two hours of scrolling on your phone,
Speaker 2: one hour of eating, one hour for listening to an audiobook,
Speaker 2: grow podcast. Make it two hours in case you want
Speaker 2: to get into all the lour Kane after dark every.
Speaker 5: Week, or three hours of Laura listening to vibration noises.
Speaker 2: Oh god, don't bring up. I'll tell you about something
Speaker 2: I looked up on YouTube before you out me.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: One hour of dreading the next day.
Speaker 3: Oh I got an awful long time to do that now.
Speaker 1: Well, shoot, I just lost my train of thought.
Speaker 3: You were talking about your deldo.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, oh dude, what okay? What did you just say?
Speaker 2: And what did I just say?
Speaker 5: YouTube search history?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know what put me in this mood or why,
Speaker 2: because usually I'm looking up manifesting videos and manifesting wealth
Speaker 2: or positivity videos or something nice to listen to when
Speaker 2: you fall asleep.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I can already see.
Speaker 2: That I searched this, and then I'm like, great, Now
Speaker 2: Brian is going to bring this to the table, So
Speaker 2: I'm adding myself. First, I looked up a video two Girls,
Speaker 2: one Cup.
Speaker 1: Oh it's even sadder than that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think I literally typed in these words
Speaker 2: how to be a better person.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, why.
Speaker 1: Was I doing that that night?
Speaker 3: Why did you think you were so awful?
Speaker 5: That's so random, God, make you feel better. I have
Speaker 5: never went and looked through your your history, and I
Speaker 5: barely glance at your recommended except for that one time. Right,
Speaker 5: I brought it up, right, Okay, now I want to
Speaker 5: look but now I am going to well, we can
Speaker 5: look at it later.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, I probably I'm sure you could.
Speaker 3: Do you like my shoes?
Speaker 2: No, I actually don't, And I'm if you wanted my
Speaker 2: true opinion, honestly, gut reaction No, Why what a kind
Speaker 2: are they? They're they're actually awful. They're all bumpy and weird.
Speaker 5: Why are they comfortable? What are they? Are?
Speaker 3: Adidas and they're the guy that does Victor so fancy
Speaker 3: from Louis Vuitton.
Speaker 1: Al where'd you.
Speaker 2: Get them, oh, darling? Did you spend a lot of
Speaker 2: money on that, oh darling? Or did you get them
Speaker 2: at an outlet?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I did not get them at an outlet.
Speaker 1: You spent some money on those, darling, darling?
Speaker 5: Jeez?
Speaker 2: Somebody who I designed something for Adidas? And finally, what
Speaker 2: would you never say no to? Is there something that
Speaker 2: you would Yeah? I paid day off is what? And
Speaker 2: was one and then money was another one.
Speaker 5: I would take anything unique or rare. Love collectible. I
Speaker 5: love collecting stuff.
Speaker 2: A Napazon here, a breath mint or gum being offered pizza?
Speaker 2: Have you ever said no to pizza?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Never will?
Speaker 1: I don't think I know? Flowers yeah, ice cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, cute pets no. Someone asking for a ride
Speaker 2: would say no. Way an invitation to go shopping? It depends,
Speaker 2: like I would say no to that?
Speaker 5: Sometimes depends on that you asked me to go.
Speaker 3: It would a know?
Speaker 1: I know? Same? Same? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good uh an invitation to have a beer
Speaker 2: a hug, and the other one.
Speaker 3: I would say, well, it depends on who wants a hug.
Speaker 3: There might be a no in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hard, No, do we have what?
Speaker 5: What time? Hard? No? Hard?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what did you want.
Speaker 3: To talk about? Did you talk about it?
Speaker 2: Tell tell us what what happened. We'll end with that
Speaker 2: and we'll play the game next time.
Speaker 3: So last week, I the pants that I was wearing.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'm gonna need to wear underwear.
Speaker 2: With these Why did you think these particular pants needed underwear?
Speaker 3: They were a little well, they were dressed pants, and
Speaker 3: they were a little on.
Speaker 1: The thin side. Okay, okay, So the fabric was what like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, polyester. No, I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3: I got linen, but I like, very there might be
Speaker 3: a problem.
Speaker 1: Okay. So anyway, all right, So.
Speaker 3: I decided to strap everything in. Okay, and about two
Speaker 3: hours into my morning, I'm all, I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: I underwear.
Speaker 3: They were fine, but they were just binding. So I
Speaker 3: went into the bathroom to remove them, and I realized
Speaker 3: that they.
Speaker 5: Were on backwards.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, you cannot be that comfortable.
Speaker 5: Backwards. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wore my underwear backwards the other day to my accident.
Speaker 5: Yes, like wait, so you're like, wow, my butts really well?
Speaker 2: Well because I were like it wasn't like a it
Speaker 2: wasn't like a tiny like G string, but it was like, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: So you had total like camel toe. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: do not. It's just like a good idea on each side.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, wow.
Speaker 1: You're so. I don't.
Speaker 2: Stop talking about period, period, and don't talk about me.
Speaker 1: Not having a period.
Speaker 3: There's so much to talk about in that sentence. I
Speaker 3: mean you imagine have you.
Speaker 1: Talked about it too? But the secret sound it's not funny.
Speaker 3: It is funny you with a thong on hilarious.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: It's like a flag wrapped around a flagpole, fillowing in
Speaker 3: the wind.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 5: I didn't make sense?
Speaker 1: You think I like horse lips? Your kids were, they
Speaker 1: were sections.
Speaker 5: That's right, your spirits.
Speaker 3: So everything's probably still tight down.
Speaker 1: It's fine, my god.
Speaker 3: Dusty, but otherwise conditions and cobwebby but otherwise fine.
Speaker 2: True pretty much, oh minimal, minimal.
Speaker 3: I love making you left.
Speaker 1: That was so funny.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well we're ending the show. I'll we'll do the
Speaker 2: game next ten minutes.
Speaker 5: Time, just like just like five minutes.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't help it. See how boss she is.
Speaker 5: I'm from the boss bitch to bitch boss.
Speaker 2: All right, comes with a buzzer. I don't know how
Speaker 2: we're going to work the buzzer into it. Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: put it right there.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Okay, now, oh, this is a new game. This
Speaker 1: is a new game.
Speaker 2: I know I haven't even taken out of the box yet,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna there are questions, right and uh so
Speaker 2: I guess Brian, if you know this before, Eric knows this,
Speaker 2: if I when I when I asked the question, you
Speaker 2: just go. If you say it, can you just play
Speaker 2: the game? Pretend you're a buzzer that come on? Okay, ready,
Speaker 2: what is my most embarrassing memory?
Speaker 1: Eric?
Speaker 3: When I ship my pants on my way Tolong beat?
Speaker 5: No mine, when you put your underwear on backwards? It
Speaker 5: was when you went to rehab.
Speaker 1: No, it was embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Well, it was.
Speaker 1: You're not allowing to make fun of that. I remember, like,
Speaker 1: people say, that's not cool.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm all right, whatever, it's funny, okay.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I know, but I mean it's at it.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, but it is my most favorite sport to watch.
Speaker 3: Gymnastics me, well, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's not a sport I know, but like
Speaker 1: I don't watch.
Speaker 5: I want to contest that answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, and please see I you can't and you can't
Speaker 2: just scream that you have to.
Speaker 1: Do the buzzer.
Speaker 5: I don't have a buzzer, Laura, use your mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Okay, all right, all right, have
Speaker 2: I ever been fired from a job?
Speaker 5: Eric? How can you tell? Because cricket noises?
Speaker 3: I was making the bester for Brian. Oh you what?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna say, yes, well what job have
Speaker 5: you been firing?
Speaker 1: I'm asking about me.
Speaker 2: These are questions about me, and he's not getting it.
Speaker 2: I'm asking, like you, this is a question about me.
Speaker 2: Have I ever been fired from a job? And then
Speaker 2: you do you know?
Speaker 3: Oh this is what?
Speaker 1: So you've got it. So either Brian knows or you
Speaker 1: know this about me.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm buzz away.
Speaker 5: Yes, you've been fired from a job?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, A couple now, I know what we're doing.
Speaker 2: Okay, And and then I'll pass them to you and
Speaker 2: then you can read them about you, and then.
Speaker 3: We'll let's just start over.
Speaker 1: Because I was, okay, what is my least favorite food?
Speaker 3: Fruit?
Speaker 5: Bingo, that's weird.
Speaker 2: I'll do one more and then I'll pass to you.
Speaker 2: When am I at my most productive?
Speaker 5: When you've had a red working? I said, both of.
Speaker 2: Those are correct, and both of those are at the
Speaker 2: same time. But my thought was at night. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: I feel true. Sometimes I get a second wind and
Speaker 2: then I get I stay up super late, so.
Speaker 5: That's when I get through the most.
Speaker 3: Wait, I said, that's usually when you're at work. So boo, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Know it's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Who
Speaker 1: was my least favorite teacher?
Speaker 3: Missus Smith?
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't know that.
Speaker 5: This is Wormwood.
Speaker 2: No, I don't remember having a least favorite. Who was
Speaker 2: my favorite teacher? Boo, stupid Wormwood? Who What is my
Speaker 2: biggest insecurity?
Speaker 5: Your face?
Speaker 3: It used to be your boobs?
Speaker 5: Your hair?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Eric, and yes Brian about my hair, not
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 1: Geez, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get it this episode.
Speaker 1: I feel it. Oh boy, I feel the come in.
Speaker 1: I feel it.
Speaker 5: Come, you're singing. You should be incubut that.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do I prefer to give or receive gifts?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, you like to receive that, but you are very
Speaker 3: good at giving gifts.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Is that a bad thing that I like
Speaker 1: to get things?
Speaker 5: It's fun? Is it fun to receive gifts? Yeah? That's fun? No?
Speaker 1: But like, is it bad that I am that I'd
Speaker 1: rather get a gift than give a gift?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, that is kind of no.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Okay, I'll do one more than I'm passing them to.
Speaker 2: You care about you? Should I rather? Would I rather
Speaker 2: donate or sell?
Speaker 5: Sell?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys got it?
Speaker 3: You want all right it? Brian?
Speaker 5: Yeah, telepathically just tell me whatever?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 3: Am I afraid of flying?
Speaker 4: No? No?
Speaker 3: Okay? What was I scared of as a child?
Speaker 5: Spiders?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you still are?
Speaker 3: Yes? What is my favorite TV?
Speaker 5: Girls?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wow, Lauria, it's that one?
Speaker 4: Yay?
Speaker 3: Which app on my phone? Do I use the most?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? No, if your nugget in there?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? That I.
Speaker 1: Know for real? For real?
Speaker 5: Hilarious?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 1: Or Facebook? Actould see Facebook?
Speaker 5: Where did you guys see the joke? I think it
Speaker 5: was during like the Republican National Convention. Not to get political,
Speaker 5: but they the people's brinds are accounts were blowing up
Speaker 5: when if they were nearby the Republican Convention.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was fully.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: What is my favorite candle?
Speaker 1: Scent us?
Speaker 5: Uh? Ex genitals, cedar?
Speaker 3: Neither one? Oh well close tobacco?
Speaker 1: Oh okayol.
Speaker 3: What am I most proud of the.
Speaker 1: Relationship you had with your mom?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that is the first thing that
Speaker 2: came to my mind because that's a I mean, that's
Speaker 2: really great. Okay, I already saw the I saw the
Speaker 2: question what time do I wake up for work? Seven thirty? Is?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I can't. I don't expect to hear fromim
Speaker 1: until then.
Speaker 3: Am I an introvert or an extrovert?
Speaker 1: He's an introverted extrovert? Does that make any sense? Yes,
Speaker 1: you get.
Speaker 3: That, yes, because sometimes I don't like to be around people.
Speaker 1: No, it was like a little bit of ship.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to give you both out. Okay, what
Speaker 3: toppings do I like on my pizza?
Speaker 2: Pepperoni sausage, just pepper Yeah, just pepperoni.
Speaker 3: I thought it all depends on a sausage.
Speaker 1: Well, he's getting frisky if it's got veins in it.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, why are you going to take a.
Speaker 1: Deep dark hole?
Speaker 5: We all make an implication and he's just.
Speaker 3: Do I prefer walking or running?
Speaker 5: Walking? Walking?
Speaker 3: Yes, I only run as someone's chasing patch. Do I
Speaker 3: prefer chocolate or vanilla?
Speaker 1: Vanilla? Or shake or chocolate shakes?
Speaker 5: The world?
Speaker 1: Oh do I don't even know you?
Speaker 5: Are we talking about sausage?
Speaker 1: Actually I don't actually have.
Speaker 5: Screwed up, probably van screwed up.
Speaker 1: You like chocolate chocolate shake? I knew this. I know this.
Speaker 5: Chocolate shakes are really I know this.
Speaker 3: I don't want one right now.
Speaker 1: I know you have on the other day. You can't
Speaker 1: have another one.
Speaker 3: Do I like to read?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, it's his favorit thing in the world.
Speaker 5: He writes like coffee books.
Speaker 1: No, he reads autobiography. Oh yes, he loves those.
Speaker 3: I just got Leslie effing Jones.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Oh my god?
Speaker 3: What is my favorite movie?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh boy, oh boy boy.
Speaker 3: No, oh geez, you both know this.
Speaker 1: Oh Chu not Chucky Chucky? No Halloween, No, that's his?
Speaker 5: Who is it yours?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Yours?
Speaker 1: Is uh? The Indiana Jones were, Okay, I'm like Freddy. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going to extorcist. Oh yeah, God, thank God, save myself.
Speaker 5: We haven't talked about that in a long time. That's why.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was so not going to sleep
Speaker 3: with you tonight.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: Laura's heartbroken.
Speaker 3: Last one. Okay, what is my favorite animal?
Speaker 1: Dog or no? Owl?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good I love owls, some of my
Speaker 1: my mama those als. All right, Brian, either come up
Speaker 1: here or whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got it. I can't look at that.
Speaker 1: No you can't. He he has to look at the
Speaker 1: questions and then there we go. Okay, so we here.
Speaker 2: Now we can use the buzzer because whoever gets it first,
Speaker 2: hold hold over here.
Speaker 1: See if we know Brian at all, probably I don't know.
Speaker 1: Who do you think?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: How do I feel about roller coasters?
Speaker 3: You love them?
Speaker 5: I do love roller coasters?
Speaker 1: Present like that, I think?
Speaker 5: Okay, would I rather take a vacation or a staycation vacation? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I knew that too. You just blurted
Speaker 1: it out first.
Speaker 5: Have I ever been arrested?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 5: Been pulled over, No way, I have never been pulled over.
Speaker 1: He just turned our boy. Happy birthday by the way,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, thank you, my god. Your birthday
Speaker 1: was like last week Friday. Oh my god, twenty four
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after reminded you, no, how do you you know that?
Speaker 5: Because you respond we're in the same group chat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wow.
Speaker 1: I thought I privately messaged you.
Speaker 5: Anyways. Do I have any side hustles.
Speaker 1: Besides what you normally do every day?
Speaker 5: That's that's my nine to five. Yeah, this film kind
Speaker 5: of Actually I do some videography work sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and the show and this yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: What is my guiltiest pleasure.
Speaker 3: Tarantino films?
Speaker 4: That's not guilty ice cream, you know, or shakes or something. Candy, cinnamon, candy,
Speaker 4: cinnamon bo cocky dude, I okay, I love cinnamon candy.
Speaker 1: What the hell, my greatest man are you guys from?
Speaker 5: Disappointment in life? Is that they discontinue discontinued fire jolly ranch.
Speaker 3: No, oh my god, the worst ever?
Speaker 5: All right, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: That is horrifying?
Speaker 3: Go lock yourself in there for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3: If I ever find those, Brian, I'm getting those for us.
Speaker 3: They're probably ten years old, though so.
Speaker 1: Good one of the ninety nine cents stories.
Speaker 5: I have them. There, they stop, they stopped making them.
Speaker 5: What do I like to do to relax?
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, movies is good. Okay. Do I like pumpkin flavored things?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, I do not.
Speaker 5: I do like the smell of them, though, I got it,
Speaker 5: but he didn't push the buzzer.
Speaker 3: Oh that's all right, Okay, I'll let you have it.
Speaker 3: Since I just smoke and who you are?
Speaker 1: You're totally smoking me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Do I prefer Marvel or DC Comics?
Speaker 3: Marvel DC?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I might as well take.
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of Batman, especially the Matt Reeves movie.
Speaker 5: But okay, who's my celebrity crush?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna go a miss? Oh jeez. Oh, you've
Speaker 1: mentioned this before.
Speaker 5: He's mentioned there's two answers. I'll take. One of them
Speaker 5: is alive. One of them is not Audrey Hepburn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, oh, the other one is Fisher.
Speaker 5: But that is a good answer.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: The other one's on our mossh Oh but yeah, Audrey Hepburn. Good,
Speaker 5: pull though, thank you, thank you, thank your God.
Speaker 1: Pull that out of my butt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, prettiest woman ever. All right, Do I believe in ghosts?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't worry.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: You are hopeful, you're hopeful that you see a ghost.
Speaker 5: I don't think. I don't believe they're really real.
Speaker 1: You don't think that you ever will?
Speaker 5: I think if I do, it'll be through hallucination or
Speaker 5: something like that. Okay, would I ever go skydiving? Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: I already have.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Never when it is my birthday. That's a funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Ninth What is the top of my bucket list?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh? Getting married to Brazil? How did Eric?
Speaker 5: No, I'm just kidding. I'm getting married. I wouldn't say
Speaker 5: that it's on my bucket list, but that is on
Speaker 5: my list.
Speaker 1: On your list, but it's not like at the top
Speaker 1: of your what what would you say? What came to
Speaker 1: your mind first?
Speaker 5: I don't know what's on top of my bucket list.
Speaker 2: We should make a bucket list next week, let's do
Speaker 2: or we should come with our bucket list.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys have homework.
Speaker 3: Great, I know you're gonna do it like you very busy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have.
Speaker 2: Your precious schedule with you tonight you're precious calendar.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guess what I'm seeing on Friday?
Speaker 1: A movie?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you know what it is?
Speaker 5: Brian, No, on Friday. I think I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I haven't checked the Alien Romulus.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, you gotta tell me if that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because they haven't released a good one since Aliens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they said this is right up there with
Speaker 3: Who's Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: I liked I liked the Alien Covenant, but yeah, who's
Speaker 5: directing it? The guy who did Yeah, the guy did
Speaker 5: the Evil Dead remake and Don't Breathe. Yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: all right, Last question, Laura, Yes, that's gonna it's gonna
Speaker 5: be so good. Okay, last question. What is my middle name?
Speaker 1: Oh, ed Arles.
Speaker 5: Edward?
Speaker 3: No, don't go.
Speaker 1: What's the name of my son?
Speaker 5: His name is Charlie.
Speaker 2: It is Charlie, but his real name is Charles grandfather's name.
Speaker 5: Thomas. No, but you're somehow oddly close, Jonathan. No, Thomas
Speaker 5: isn't close, linguistically, but there is a connection.
Speaker 1: Anthony, Brian Anthony shown.
Speaker 5: Scott Scott Stot Brian Scott Jones's try.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're one more guys, then then we suck. We suck.
Speaker 1: But we don't know this. Do you know ours?
Speaker 5: Uh? Well, isn't your middle name your maiden name?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't hyphen eight?
Speaker 5: Is it Diane?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Grace?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, that would be a great one. I wish
Speaker 1: or may. No, that's a anti calls me.
Speaker 5: What is your middle name? And oh that's why I
Speaker 5: knew that.
Speaker 1: That was the name of my grandmother.
Speaker 5: Way, Eric, do you have a Milli name?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 5: Is it Edward? That's good? Okay, So what is is Daniel?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, I would have never got that in a million years.
Speaker 1: Dana's close to what he said.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's the funny thing. And this is why I
Speaker 5: say because I knew you wouldn't be any Thomas. No,
Speaker 5: it's because my middle name is my dad's first name,
Speaker 5: and my first name is my grandfather's middle name, and
Speaker 5: his first name is Thomas.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Okay, so my grandfather's name is is Thomas. Bryan the
Speaker 5: you're Brian Thomas? No, I'm Brian Daniel, I mean Brian.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I'm going to go, wow, what you lost
Speaker 2: me a gramp?
Speaker 5: Wow? WA's she said?
Speaker 3: Night night here night.
Speaker 5: Just say love your podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on all right. I'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 2: Love your podcast, good night, good night.
Speaker 3: I was talking to Laura on the phone the other
Speaker 3: day and I said I called her mommy, and she goes,
Speaker 3: that's that was the most strangely provocative way that you.
Speaker 1: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: So then I just decided to say mommy to her
Speaker 3: in all different Eric.
Speaker 5: Just oozes sex.
Speaker 3: I really really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I don't know what's up. Something's up like
Speaker 2: pheromones are popping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: And you're not working out for two weeks. By the way,
Speaker 1: you're not.
Speaker 3: We'll see. I won't do yoga.
Speaker 1: You don't do that anyway.
Speaker 5: This should be easy for him, so I've been doing
Speaker 5: a lot of downward dog.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, please just log out.
Speaker 2: Log out before we go any farther far enough this episode.
Speaker 1: Just log out, please please. You are a dirty bird tonight.
Speaker 3: You are a brats.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love you, my sweet babies. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm so sorry.