WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.600 --> 00:00:10.960 Oh, go gon it winning my coffee. Oh, Sammy Hagar, 2 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:15.439 it's trying to put He's trying to put my headphones 3 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:17.679 on and one of them went right in my coffee. 4 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:21.519 I don't want to do this, but I know you 5 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:24.920 probably know some stupid story of why this song is 6 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:27.519 called I can't Drive fifty five? Can you say it? 7 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:28.519 In like twenty seconds? 8 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:32.439 And he had multiple speeding tickets. That's it, that's it, 9 00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:35.079 and that's the whole story, the very last one he got. 10 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:38.159 He wrote this song. I forgot how fast he was going. 11 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:43.840 But he recently started looking for the cop that actually 12 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:45.799 wrote him that ticket that inspired this song. Because you 13 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:49.000 want to take care of him. 14 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:51.039 We got to figure out how you make money being 15 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:54.159 a doppelganger of Sammy Hagar. I gotta tell you it's 16 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:56.119 until the point, did he sues you? 17 00:00:57.039 --> 00:01:01.399 Well, No, the guy that runs his place wobble. As 18 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:04.120 soon as I walk out, he walks up and greets me. Yeah, 19 00:01:04.640 --> 00:01:06.599 but we've stocked as soon as I get off the 20 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:09.640 plane in Mexico. So I look like a seventy something here. 21 00:01:09.640 --> 00:01:12.000 Old man Gus Allen never has a break and that's 22 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.599 why he's working with us today. Gus how are you? 23 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:15.480 I'm good, you are? 24 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:16.680 Mario joins Mario? 25 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:17.879 What's up? 26 00:01:17.879 --> 00:01:18.200 Mario? 27 00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:21.640 What's up? Guys? How y'all doing doing good? I want 28 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:23.439 to hit the podcast? What's the podcast? 29 00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:25.159 Oh? Yeah, you have a podcast? 30 00:01:24.359 --> 00:01:26.400 What's next? Podcast? 31 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:27.599 What's next? 32 00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:29.079 What's next? Podcast? 33 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:31.439 That's what it's called to have, like I basically the interview, 34 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:33.560 you know, successful people within their craft. 35 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:40.040 Well we will, we asked, you said, successful, you can 36 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:40.599 set it up. 37 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:43.159 Yes, we're right. I guess we're out, all right. How 38 00:01:43.239 --> 00:01:44.480 what kind of car do you drive? 39 00:01:44.719 --> 00:01:46.000 I drive a Toyota Corolla? 40 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:46.159 Right? 41 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:46.560 Okay? 42 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:53.719 Uh, you've ad used or new new new how long ago? 43 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:54.359 Years ago? 44 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:58.480 Okay, so they'll run forever. So okay, new new Corolla. 45 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:02.120 Let's say three years ago it was twenty five ish. 46 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:06.840 I've got higher than that, yes, twenty five ish, twenty five? Really? 47 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:11.759 Okay, Mario, smart guy. What is the average price of 48 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:16.680 a new car? February twentieth, twenty twenty five? 49 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:19.439 Average price? I'm gonna say twenty seven. 50 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:21.719 Okay. I went in on, I went, I went, I 51 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:23.599 went in eight, I went on. 52 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:26.439 This Marios twenty seven, twenty eight, dwight. 53 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:29.319 I'm going thirty five, going thirty five. You want a 54 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:29.719 piece of this? 55 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:30.800 Want a piece of that? 56 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:31.599 Thirty one? 57 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:34.360 Okay, everybody five bucks, and everybody buck up five bucks. 58 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:34.800 Here we go. 59 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:36.039 Now, just make it interesting. 60 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:37.520 Here we go. Let me count it out here. 61 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:39.560 That's not a real dollar. 62 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:40.639 Give me the real dollar. 63 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:42.039 Extual money off me. 64 00:02:42.080 --> 00:02:45.439 But if you printed fake dollars, it's like a felony. 65 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:49.400 But I said, I'm good for it when on Friday, 66 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:52.879 when we get paid tomorrow, when we're Southern cover hot time. Okay, 67 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:53.639 so I'm in. 68 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:58.680 All of you are wrong. The average price of a 69 00:02:58.719 --> 00:03:01.319 new car, not even in a truck or an suv. 70 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:05.120 The average price of a new car is forty seven 71 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:06.439 thousand dollars. 72 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:10.560 All right, but prices right rules. I got closest without 73 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:11.560 going over, So I win. 74 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:14.719 Were you? 75 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:15.240 Were you? What? 76 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:17.719 No? I was closest with it? I said, thirty five? 77 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:18.520 So what did you see? 78 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:18.960 Guys? 79 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:23.719 I said thirty one? Okay, give me their five dollars. Okay, 80 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:26.280 so let's wrap our brains around. Oh, let's wrap our 81 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:29.280 brains around what this number signifies. Right, So if it's 82 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:31.800 the average price is forty seven thousand dollars, that means 83 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:36.080 there's equal amount of numbers above it as there is 84 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:39.479 below it. So we are at fifty thousand dollars for 85 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:41.719 a new car on an average price. 86 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.400 What is going on? 87 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:44.240 My channel? 88 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:44.719 Ford? 89 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:47.680 That my house? I paid fifty nine to nine for it? 90 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:49.400 Your first house, I get it, I get it. 91 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.560 It's not hundred square feet, but still is a house 92 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:52.280 with a basement. 93 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:58.879 Nonetheless, I don't think I purchased a new car. It's 94 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:01.159 it's just I don't nineteen ninety three. I bought it 95 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:03.919 nineteen ninety three, remember my Mitchellbishi Eclipse. 96 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:04.520 Yes I do. 97 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:06.319 Why do you say it like that? 98 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:07.360 Why did you? 99 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:08.360 Why did you say it like that? 100 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:10.840 A stupid looking car for a stupid looking person. 101 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:13.800 You hated it because chicks dug it? 102 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:16.319 No they didn't. They dug the free concert tickets you 103 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:16.759 could get them. 104 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:18.279 That's true. 105 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:21.000 Hey, ask you question. How would you like to go 106 00:04:21.079 --> 00:04:24.519 see the pearl Jams? I work at qm F. 107 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:29.040 Thank you bad. Don't even Netty Gus, you drive old 108 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:35.240 old cars. VE paid for old cars, that's right, Jennings Gus. 109 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:36.639 And he's got some weird man. 110 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:39.160 He's still got the one, the same one he's had 111 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:40.000 for three. 112 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:42.959 Hundred thousand miles. Dam Jennings is the king of old cars. 113 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.600 Three hundred grand he's got on that ford Mario. 114 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:47.600 This is the advice I give you you're starting out 115 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:50.000 in life, take a hang out with people that that 116 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.240 they're they they're like Dave Jennings, I have a car 117 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:54.839 with three hundred thousand miles on. If you look at 118 00:04:54.879 --> 00:04:56.519 the if you're standing over because you're gonna meet a 119 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:58.639 neighborhood at some point, you're canna be standing over a lawnmoar, 120 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:02.360 and the guy's gonna go sixteen years right here, still tickets, 121 00:05:02.399 --> 00:05:04.439 still going. That's the guys you want to hang out with. 122 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:06.399 You don't want to hang out with families that are 123 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:08.720 trying to keep up with the Jones. Now there are 124 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:16.839 some new cars that you can get. Superaru, by the way, Subarus, eh, 125 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:22.120 superrooth We all know Superoo drivers. Of course they're Democrats, 126 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:23.959 they're liberals. 127 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:26.360 They're women. The women doesn't they don't shave their armpits. 128 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:28.920 No, that's true. I think they might be a little stinky. 129 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.439 No, because I had a friend. I had a friend 130 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:34.120 that worked in a Superaroo dealership and he said when 131 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:36.120 a lady would come in, they would make them this 132 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:38.680 requirement raise your arms if they shaved their arm pits, 133 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:42.000 they're no deal, lady. We don't want you representing our product. 134 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:44.720 But doesn't the Superaru commercials make you feel bad that 135 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:47.680 you're not doing enough in your life? THEO is always 136 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:51.240 going through this mountainous tree place and they're having coffee 137 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:52.040 in the back of it. 138 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:53.000 They have dogs. 139 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:56.160 They have dogs too there, they have dogs. 140 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:57.959 They got a campfire and they got like the old 141 00:05:57.959 --> 00:06:00.040 timey coffee pot on there, and the city is I 142 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.079 see them like, I bet that coffee tastes like does 143 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.079 the Coexist? 144 00:06:03.240 --> 00:06:06.319 Does the co Exist bumper sticker come with the supertandard? 145 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:10.079 No, that's a good one. It is standard standard, it's standard. 146 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:11.319 It's standard. 147 00:06:11.639 --> 00:06:14.240 Uh okay, So that is twenty five thousand dollars. The 148 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:17.439 Sumeru Legacy is twenty five grand. That's not bad. That's 149 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:19.680 a great price for a new car. Now, I didn't know, 150 00:06:20.319 --> 00:06:23.600 call me crazy crazy. Buick is still making cars. 151 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:26.759 Yeah, and then like top of the line, really like 152 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:28.800 top of the line right in terms of performance the 153 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:29.839 top are you serious? 154 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:33.319 Buick and Vista a Buick and Vista, which I don't know. 155 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:36.240 I guess that's their lower level. It's twenty five thousand dollars. 156 00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:38.240 It looked pretty good. 157 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:40.199 There was a time where I look at for like 158 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.959 at two decades, For like two decades, I thought Buicks 159 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:45.360 went away. Did they go away for a while and 160 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:47.639 then come back? And all they've always been around is 161 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:52.480 that GM. Yes, Buick Regal first my first cars nineteen 162 00:06:52.519 --> 00:06:53.160 seventy six. 163 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:58.160 Yeah, in the super Bowl, in the Super Bowl halftime show, 164 00:06:58.199 --> 00:06:59.079 that was a Buwick Grand Name. 165 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:01.839 Yeah, they had a grand nameewn Stones they really yeah, 166 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:04.199 but those sought after car, yeah, but those things are 167 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:06.199 worth are like one hundred grand man. 168 00:07:06.680 --> 00:07:07.600 Yeah. 169 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:09.720 And then they had a Grand National gn X that 170 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:10.720 had two turbos. 171 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:16.120 Okay, I'm looking at a Buick Envision Vision Sport Touring 172 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:21.240 four wool drive. It looks like a Mercedes. It's bad ass. 173 00:07:21.519 --> 00:07:25.920 It's badass. It looks badass. Okay, So Buick and Vista 174 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:31.839 twenty five thousand, a Kia Soul twenty two thousand, Sols 175 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:35.199 twenty two thousand. By the way, we started screaming and 176 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:37.959 yelling with Dave's number, how many miles you have on 177 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.199 your You have some weird cars too? Do you not 178 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:40.560 have some? 179 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:41.560 I have? 180 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:44.399 What's the most I got? Well, I don't have anything 181 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:45.920 with a lot of mileage on it. Now, the Civic 182 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:48.360 has one hundred and sixty, one hundred and sixty, one 183 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:51.000 hundred and seventy. Now I had a Civic with three 184 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:53.079 hundred and ten before some guy came across my yard 185 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:53.720 and destroyed it. 186 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:55.480 What did your kid? Would you buy your kid for 187 00:07:55.560 --> 00:07:56.160 his first car? 188 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:56.560 Oh? 189 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:57.040 The Civic? 190 00:07:57.199 --> 00:07:57.399 Good? 191 00:07:57.600 --> 00:07:59.680 You know for the insurance because the insurance would have 192 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:01.480 been cheap. Oh yeah, yeah, my mom and I had 193 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:02.319 nothing but troubles with it. 194 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:05.800 So yeah, my mom's Vet has like two hundred and 195 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:08.000 fifty on it. What my mom's Vet? 196 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:08.680 Corvette? 197 00:08:08.839 --> 00:08:11.519 No chavette Oh, chavette. Yeah, it was a good one. 198 00:08:12.439 --> 00:08:12.560 Uh. 199 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:15.639 The Toyota Corolla twenty two thousand. That's a hell of 200 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:18.199 a buy for a Corolla. That's a great deal. So 201 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:20.399 but I think the shocking thing here is because I 202 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:22.360 was looking at f one fifties because Marty and I 203 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:25.720 were friends and Harris Ford seventy five thousand dollars. I 204 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:27.519 was seeing a lot of the fort f one fifties 205 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:29.720 and I was like seventy five and that wasn't even 206 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:32.000 the that's like the middle of the road. 207 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:35.919 Guy, But that does come with air conditioning. I heard 208 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:38.519 that all cars. 209 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:42.080 I heard that they didn't. 210 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:45.440 Usually they had like the little window flaps like a triangle, 211 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:46.919 and you would point that towards you. 212 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:51.720 Okay, we haven't been on dates in a while, right, 213 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:54.440 speak for yourself. Okay, but I bet Mario he's probably 214 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:55.960 been dating for a while. But he's the youngest in 215 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:56.399 the group. 216 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:57.200 I am the youngest. 217 00:08:57.240 --> 00:08:59.360 Gus, when's the last time you're on a date? What year? 218 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:01.960 Yes? What year that was? Boy? 219 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:03.480 When I was. 220 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:05.360 Was it this century? Was it this century? 221 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:06.399 You're talking about? 222 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:06.480 No? 223 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:08.279 No, no, no, yeah? Your last date? 224 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:10.919 What's your pickup line? Mario? You got a pickup line? 225 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:13.320 I don't have a Okay, let me give you one. 226 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:14.639 He's really good looking. 227 00:09:14.679 --> 00:09:16.879 You need to do. First thing, and especially if they're 228 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:22.679 super hot, is make them hit their self esteem. For example, 229 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:27.360 you say, hey, you're pretty attractive for a chubby girl. 230 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:29.120 Don't do that. 231 00:09:29.159 --> 00:09:30.279 What do you say? What you say? 232 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:35.039 Don't stop talking. These are tiny little signs on your 233 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:38.919 date that they're into you. Okay, all right, So I 234 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:41.240 heard this from a cia age at once, and this 235 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:45.879 is true. They will mirror your body language. So if 236 00:09:45.879 --> 00:09:48.000 you kind of rub your ear or grab your ear 237 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:49.720 a couple of times, or touch your nose a couple 238 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:51.360 of times, or you'd shift in your chair a couple 239 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:53.919 of times. They'll do the same if they're into you. 240 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:56.840 So the CIA agent told me once, he said, if 241 00:09:56.879 --> 00:09:59.840 I'm in someplace that I want to know who's following me, 242 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:02.639 I'll sit, he goes, and I'll look at my watch 243 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:06.200 twice in a row, he goes, because almost instinctively, the 244 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:09.080 person following you will check their watch too, if they're 245 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:09.799 watching you. 246 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:12.159 Dad used to talk about. Dad used to talk about that, 247 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:17.480 and he also talked about yawning, yawning. Yeah, yeah, and 248 00:10:17.840 --> 00:10:18.679 you scan the crowd? 249 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:22.440 Did He never shared any of these I had special Forces. 250 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.519 That's no idea. We special Force wasn't around it. He 251 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:25.159 was intelligence. 252 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.480 No, no, no, it was before special forces. Your dad was 253 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:30.159 special force. It was intelligence, right, correct? And then went 254 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:32.120 into CIA. How did you have? 255 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:35.799 I you imagine the disappointment. 256 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:40.320 I can't. I can't disappointment. Seriously. 257 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:43.679 Uh, My dad used to dare me to do stuff. Hey, 258 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:47.080 but you can't jump off that building? What else? Tony? Uh? 259 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:50.399 They blush a little bit, they blush a little bit, 260 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:54.240 so they they they uh, their palms are a little sweaty. 261 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:57.480 They're nervous. You know, when you make somebody nervous, they 262 00:10:57.600 --> 00:11:02.600 like you, right, I guess, Yeah, you've never experienced this 263 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:04.440 because everyone you've dated has been drunk. 264 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:07.639 Right. Let's hope my wife never sobers up. 265 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:08.000 Uh. 266 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.519 This one is weird that their pupils dilate. 267 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:13.360 Well, that's from the weed. That's from what I put. 268 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:15.399 That's from what I put in their drink. 269 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:23.279 You get up close to their eyes and go, hey. 270 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:23.480 That's why I put the drink, and I checked their eyes. 271 00:11:23.480 --> 00:11:25.480 I'm like, yes, she's just about ready. 272 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:28.000 If they reach over. There's another one. They make physical 273 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:29.240 contacts if they touch your. 274 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:31.440 Hand and touch you. 275 00:11:31.559 --> 00:11:32.480 Yes, if they touch you. 276 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:34.159 Right, every time I talk to your wife, she's like 277 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:39.159 grabbing my shoulder and doing stuff like this. Yeah every time. 278 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:42.600 Yes. The other one is for girls is the hair flip. 279 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:44.799 If they do the little If they do the little 280 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:46.519 hair flip thing, they're into you. 281 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:50.519 Man. Every woman I have a conversation with exhibits this behavior. 282 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:52.759 That's all. That's all I know. 283 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:56.759 Fight or flight, I think your situation. But guse you 284 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.840 didn't make you didn't answer the question when was the 285 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:00.679 last time you were on a date that isn't your wife? 286 00:12:01.039 --> 00:12:04.320 That would have been twenty plus years ago. Yeah, so no, 287 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:06.600 twenty three maybe. 288 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:09.919 What's out to me like your do twenty three years? Yeah, 289 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:10.720 it's about time. 290 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:12.320 Hey, honey, guess what tonight? 291 00:12:12.639 --> 00:12:14.480 Yeah? 292 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:15.120 Oh that's right. 293 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:18.159 Hey do you think that that? Do you think that 294 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:20.840 girl says he was the one that got away? 295 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:26.440 Of course she does. It's my boy, it's my boy 296 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:27.480 hearing it right now? 297 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:28.159 Go on, I love it. 298 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:29.799 There you go go, I love it. I love it all. 299 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:31.639 As mister big plays or something. 300 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:35.120 You know. Oh my gosh, last thing, Mario before we 301 00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:39.639 let you go. You live in Lexington, So you what 302 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:42.039 do you like? You've been visiting Louisville. How much time 303 00:12:42.039 --> 00:12:43.559 do you spend in louis What do you like the 304 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:45.600 difference between Louisville and Lexington? What do you what do 305 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:48.279 you think is the difference? Because you're not from Kentucky, 306 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:49.240 so I think this is. 307 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:53.759 Louisville's a lot more diverse and a lot bigger than Lexington. 308 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:56.519 Area is a lot bigger, a lot more to do 309 00:12:56.559 --> 00:12:58.639 in Louisville compared to Lexington. 310 00:12:59.279 --> 00:13:00.159 And I would say. 311 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:04.559 There's not just one of like, like, it's not just 312 00:13:04.600 --> 00:13:06.279 like Lexington you got to Walmarts. 313 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:08.559 You got two targets, right, you know, Louisville. It's like 314 00:13:08.840 --> 00:13:13.279 you have so many different options. We got huge. 315 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.519 No, he's right, I mean it's it's Middletown is huge, 316 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:19.759 Jay Town is huge, Fern Creek is huge. I mean it, 317 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.480 and we forget the numbers that we're dealing with. 318 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:23.759 Yeah, it's bigger, better though. 319 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:27.000 Do you think you can No one's listening over at 320 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:27.519 the other station. 321 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:32.559 Put me on the spot. My mom listens, and that's 322 00:13:32.639 --> 00:13:33.200 about it. 323 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:37.799 You're from Long Island, New York. Do you think that 324 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:42.120 obsession with Kentucky basketball is healthy or unhealthy? Sometimes for 325 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:43.679 people that live in Lexing healthy? 326 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:49.639 Healthy, healthy, It wouldn't be Kentucky without the uside, right right. 327 00:13:50.759 --> 00:13:53.000 Okay, all right, good answer, he answered quick too. He 328 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:57.279 did not him in hall. No, No, healthy, healthy, hell healthy, 329 00:13:57.360 --> 00:14:01.320 he answered quickly, and confidently. We weren't gonna tell me 330 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:05.080 a lot of confidence there. Uh Mario again, your podcast is. 331 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:06.480 Yes, What's next podcast? 332 00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:08.159 It's thatt on iHeart, It's. 333 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:09.519 On iHeart, It's on everything. 334 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:12.879 Yeah, Apple, Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 335 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:14.720 You do one episode a week? What do you have what? 336 00:14:14.720 --> 00:14:14.879 What? 337 00:14:14.879 --> 00:14:16.799 What's what's your frequency on that? 338 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:19.480 Technically we used to do one a week, but we 339 00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:21.120 were kind of slowing it down a little bit. 340 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:23.759 We're like two a month right now. Is it still 341 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:26.399 fun or is it? Because sometimes stuff like that starts 342 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:28.279 out it's fun, it gets a little bit of a 343 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:30.120 burden just the time. 344 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:32.080 I'm trying to balance the time with doing you know, 345 00:14:32.440 --> 00:14:34.639 I heart stuff and then having to do that my 346 00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:35.480 stuff on the side. 347 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:36.320 Well, we enjoy you. 348 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:39.639 With us, man, what do we will look forward to? 349 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:40.279 What do you got for me? 350 00:14:40.320 --> 00:14:40.559 Gus? 351 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:44.519 What was it I forgot? Elan and Eland? Uh five 352 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:47.200 is the phone number. Give them a call if you 353 00:14:47.200 --> 00:14:49.120 want to sell your house for one percent commission rate. 354 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:52.120 There's no haggling, there's no negotiation. It's already one percent. 355 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:54.519 It's set, all right. My neighbor just put his house 356 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:56.480 for sale, Eatling and England signed in the art. It's 357 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:58.720 right on the corner there. Go buy that house because 358 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:02.720 it's steal. I'm telling you keep the equity in your home. 359 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:04.559 You earned it and you're gonna need it if you're 360 00:15:04.559 --> 00:15:06.960 going someplace else. All right, So one percent commission rate, 361 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:08.679 that's the deal. They've been doing it for six seven 362 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:11.879 years and they're the best half of all the one 363 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:15.279 percent deals broken last year in Louisville were with Etland 364 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:18.679 and Eland. There's specially their specialty is that keep the 365 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:21.720 money in your pocket. Go with Edland and Edland five 366 00:15:21.840 --> 00:15:23.240 nine hundred. 367 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:26.759 Go on to social media, Allison Lobdell says, hey, now 368 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:29.120 you have two listeners. I'm listening to you and listen 369 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:33.759 every day. Then she goes on and says, you're way 370 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:37.360 sexier than Tony. That's much better look and then she 371 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:38.240 set up picture. 372 00:15:38.320 --> 00:15:41.960 Oh my god, that's not what it says. Back after 373 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:44.120 this news radio eight forty, don't set it would rise. 374 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:50.080 Dwight disappears sometimes go to the bathroom is prostate is huge, 375 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:52.240 so it takes a while for him to go to 376 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:56.519 the bathroom. Gust, did you knew you heard that I 377 00:15:56.559 --> 00:15:57.600 got my toilet right? 378 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:00.879 Yes, I heard something spectacular about this toilet. 379 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:05.600 It's the Totos something. It's the Toto Aqua four. It 380 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:09.080 is the Star Trek Star Wars of toilets. 381 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:10.919 Does it go with the sixteen thousands dollars? 382 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:14.759 I'm not getting the sixteen thousand dollars Italian stove? 383 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.279 What a combination. Could you pair the oven and the 384 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:19.919 toilet together, that would be That would be while you 385 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:21.759 said on the toilet, you're cooking on the oven. 386 00:16:21.879 --> 00:16:24.159 Okay, but this is a good point. The toilet is 387 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:27.279 the equivalent of the sixteen thousand dollars Italian stove from 388 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:31.519 Bargain Supply. This thing is like a spaceship. It has 389 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:35.639 sensors on it, lights. It's so amazing. So I had 390 00:16:35.639 --> 00:16:39.120 it installed. It's been two days and life has changed 391 00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:39.440 for me. 392 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:42.399 It's such a beautiful toilet. But I'm gonna come over 393 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.039 and sit on it and run it for you. No, no, 394 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:45.720 that's what I do. 395 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:51.559 Beautiful You're not allowed anywhere near my special special Did 396 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:56.399 the toilet cost? It is from BK Plumbing. It's not cheap. 397 00:16:57.399 --> 00:17:00.320 I always say when something is expensive like that. Yes, 398 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:02.600 I have a I have a saying, and boy does 399 00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:04.440 it apply in this one? Will it wipe your butt 400 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:04.839 for you? 401 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:05.200