Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade Prime. It's Monday, and
Speaker 1: we got a brand new show on TLC to talk about.
Speaker 1: To Match Me Abroad, Season two, Episode one, Let the
Speaker 1: Flames begin. I'm here with Keisha. We're gonna do Yep,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I am here in my little office at the beach,
Speaker 1: which is about to move, and I got my caffeine
Speaker 1: energy pills here, which reminds me Kisha. So you guys,
Speaker 1: if you're on this level, then you may have heard Keisha. Well, no,
Speaker 1: it was on the where it was it was the Virgins,
Speaker 1: So it was on the free feet. Was it on
Speaker 1: the free fee when I stroked out?
Speaker 2: Or was it the valley? Ooh you know what it
Speaker 2: was the valley? Yeah, you're right, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So a listener wrote me in the like here in
Speaker 1: the last couple of days and said that when all
Speaker 1: of a sudden I couldn't see it out on my
Speaker 1: left eye. She said, you definitely were having a migraine
Speaker 1: with auras, and then that's why you got nauseas and
Speaker 1: it lasted a week.
Speaker 2: Because but I will tell you that.
Speaker 1: A couple of days ago I'd had no caffeine all
Speaker 1: day because I had this back injection blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I just never had any coffee and I did have
Speaker 1: one of the viter energy caffeine and I was totally fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the two coasts of coffee and then
Speaker 3: you sit that thirty minutes later.
Speaker 2: I sure did, sure did too much.
Speaker 1: So for anybody who had to hear that, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: but I literally the nausea is just now getting better.
Speaker 2: And it's been over a week. That is so crazy.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It was nuts, and so I was glad the listener
Speaker 1: wrote me to say, like, you were definitely having a
Speaker 1: my going with an aura because it was those like
Speaker 1: circles on the left side where I couldn't I had
Speaker 1: like turned so I could see out of my right.
Speaker 2: It was wild. I don't forget it, never forget.
Speaker 3: I was like, this bitch is trying to go blind
Speaker 3: right out in the middle of a show. What am
Speaker 3: I supposed to do other than keep talking.
Speaker 1: Nine one line Alexandria Virginia.
Speaker 3: But until y'all get here, we're just still gonna keep
Speaker 3: doing this show.
Speaker 2: We got to keep recording.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god. Well let's talk about
Speaker 1: this new show. Initial thoughts, Uh, I like so far.
Speaker 2: Now this is just the first episode. Yes, I like.
Speaker 3: The three people that they have better than the group
Speaker 3: they had last season.
Speaker 1: And I like that it's just three people because last
Speaker 1: year we had four or five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and let's sty're gonna bring them in on a
Speaker 3: different episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but all the pictures we've seen have been these.
Speaker 1: There might be one more girl from New York that's
Speaker 1: coming in.
Speaker 2: But I do like this group better. I do.
Speaker 1: I don't feel that it's quite as maybe fake as
Speaker 1: it was with that other group.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: I don't know yet. I don't, Okay, Okay, Okay, Well
Speaker 3: we'll see. I wish we'd I wish we had like
Speaker 3: an update for what happened to all those other singles.
Speaker 3: I hooked up with someone or you know, I followed
Speaker 3: Natalie on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Can remind me which one she is because that's been
Speaker 2: a real Oh, the beautiful Indian girl who went to.
Speaker 3: It was a Spanish country, and I kept saying that
Speaker 3: her one true love was the guy who was driving
Speaker 3: her around.
Speaker 1: Okay, I interviewed her and she told me she would
Speaker 1: she had she had applied for ninety day fiance. That's
Speaker 1: how Initially TLC found her because she applied for ninety
Speaker 1: day Fiance, but that she and her fiance broke up. Okay, Natalie,
Speaker 1: she was yes, yes, yes, yes, she was a very
Speaker 1: restrictive family. Yeah, and she totally was not like that.
Speaker 1: So her Instagram, I had not.
Speaker 3: Seen her with anyone else, Okay, I take that back.
Speaker 3: She was dating someone, okay, but I don't think they're
Speaker 3: still together.
Speaker 1: And then who was the girl that was from Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 1: Her name, I'm not gonna say it right, it literally
Speaker 1: was a word that looked like stank, but it wasn't stank.
Speaker 3: Sh Shanika, it was shit, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: But it looks like it looked like stank, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't stank.
Speaker 2: Okay, Nika. And I can't remember her name.
Speaker 1: She had the guy that was like from Turkey or
Speaker 1: each of not was like the mother guy. And then
Speaker 1: she said that he was coming to visit her in Jackson.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I mean I followed her
Speaker 1: for a while. Maybe I still don't, Okay.
Speaker 3: She used to be very very vocal on the groups.
Speaker 3: Uh huh uh huh, like anytime someone made a comment
Speaker 3: there she was.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, do you work? Like how
Speaker 2: are you always one here making comments? She's weird, remember, yeah, and.
Speaker 3: You're telling us everything except like are you and this
Speaker 3: guy still together or not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well she's trying to build up her social
Speaker 1: media following. And then okay, Kesha, before I completely forget.
Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with this show. This is
Speaker 1: a sidebar, as we do. Dallas Cowboys chair leader started.
Speaker 1: Have you started watching it?
Speaker 2: Uh? Huh? Did you start watching it? Yeah? You did? Okay,
Speaker 2: you were like, I'm not done.
Speaker 1: Oh, but you were like, yeah, I'm on like episode two.
Speaker 1: I'm on episode three. Did you see an episode? Is
Speaker 1: episode two when they do the makeovers? No, I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten there yet, so it must be three, okay, because
Speaker 1: there's a whole section about it.
Speaker 2: Or maybe I didn't finish episode two.
Speaker 3: Igot about an episode and a half in there, so
Speaker 3: you may be great, that may be the makeover one.
Speaker 1: So when they go to do the makeovers, So there's
Speaker 1: the one black girl who's like the team leader who's
Speaker 1: been there for a long time. Her name is like
Speaker 1: Amari maybe Amara Carmani Rmani Rmani. She she has full alopecia,
Speaker 1: like she's Philly bald, and all her stuff is wigs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they and they show the whole process, and I'm
Speaker 1: like wow. And then there's another girl on there that's
Speaker 1: like a rookie that's they're spending so much time on her,
Speaker 1: which I have to assume she makes the team, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. And she has always had all these
Speaker 1: tracks in her hair and stuff because they have to
Speaker 1: flip their hair.
Speaker 2: Around so much.
Speaker 1: Right, and the wig lady comes in and like cuts
Speaker 1: all the tracks and everything out of her and shows
Speaker 1: her how to wear a wig, and she's so happy
Speaker 1: and she loves it. I was fascinated because they have
Speaker 1: a person now that specifically is for these black women
Speaker 1: and their hair so that they don't have to like
Speaker 1: go to the white lady salon and they don't nobody
Speaker 1: knows how to deal with their hair, and then take
Speaker 1: her on stage this like sowing the wigs and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome that they finally, ye are doing that,
Speaker 3: because whenever they I used to watch the TV series, right,
Speaker 3: and I would always hate it on like this poor
Speaker 3: black girl, it's not gonna have any hair. She's got
Speaker 3: this person who knows nothing about textured hair, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, like from that, and sometimes the girls
Speaker 3: would come in and leave out looking the same exact
Speaker 3: way because the person just did not know how to
Speaker 3: do their hair and they just.
Speaker 2: Basically washed it, washed it. So yes, I am very
Speaker 2: glad that they're doing that.
Speaker 3: And also I was surprised to see that during the
Speaker 3: season when it was Alopecia Awareness Month, she performed without
Speaker 3: her wig.
Speaker 2: She did, she did, She's so pretty.
Speaker 1: She tells the story on this episode about when it
Speaker 1: started and she got it from her dad and now
Speaker 1: her dad, you know, has all the guilt for giving
Speaker 1: her the gene. It was really, it was really, it
Speaker 1: was very I was so interested in the lady that
Speaker 1: was the wig maker that was there on staff. It
Speaker 1: was literally getting hair and a wig cap and going
Speaker 1: to a sewing machine.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, yeah, I've had wigs made for
Speaker 3: me where they had they did the same thing. I mean,
Speaker 3: here's the hair that I want, can you make me
Speaker 3: a wig. I've had like a couple of wigs made
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Uh. But yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was incredible and I'm really they spend a huge
Speaker 1: amount of time on it.
Speaker 2: So I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you about it, and then my
Speaker 1: question for you is, with all the hair fielding they
Speaker 1: have to do, how do they make it so it
Speaker 1: doesn't fly off? Because you know, I never won a wig,
Speaker 1: so I don't know.
Speaker 3: Right, so, I don't know if they're doing the tape,
Speaker 3: which is like to a double sided tape that it's
Speaker 3: taped on here and then taped on to the.
Speaker 2: Wig, which a lot of drag coins do that.
Speaker 1: It's like a headband they put on and then they
Speaker 1: put the wig bandits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they can either do it that way
Speaker 3: or unless I don't know how they would do it,
Speaker 3: but they could use the wig glue, but they will
Speaker 3: also have to use it in the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I'll have to see, like you know, which way they're
Speaker 3: doing it, but there's ways to do it.
Speaker 2: If you want hair in your head, you can get
Speaker 2: some hair in your head and it not moved. Well,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: I think about all those drag queens and they're like
Speaker 1: rolling on the floor even more than this.
Speaker 3: Turning flips and this this, and that. They primarily use
Speaker 3: the tape. I'm just glad that they have finally taken
Speaker 3: notes from what people have been saying all these years about,
Speaker 3: you know, their process, the makeovers and because they all
Speaker 3: want them to be so cookie cutter and they're not,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, So kudos for them. Kelly
Speaker 3: did not get any work done. I say, I apologize
Speaker 3: to Kelly. I thought after she saw herself last season
Speaker 3: she was gonna have work done, but she did not,
Speaker 3: And good for her.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't have to Kelly.
Speaker 1: He's done as her neck on her neck yeaheah, that's.
Speaker 3: It feels so pretty, very very very pretty lame. So yeah,
Speaker 3: it's money she makes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting now going into three or four whatever
Speaker 1: episode I'm on, because I was watching it last night
Speaker 1: and finally I was just like, I have to turn
Speaker 1: this off. I got to go to bed. Is when
Speaker 1: they're starting, they're about to the people that have been
Speaker 1: selected for the team. Some of the ogs are like,
Speaker 1: we need to do a contract crenegotiation. I mean, some
Speaker 1: of these girls have three and four jobs in addition
Speaker 1: to and you see them and all the work they're doing,
Speaker 1: You're like, this is a full time job, and you
Speaker 1: also work all day at a plastic surgery center, and
Speaker 1: then you come home and do roll calls for like
Speaker 1: an insurance company, geez.
Speaker 2: And then we know.
Speaker 3: How much money the Cowboys as an institution make and
Speaker 3: it's so ridiculous amount of money and a.
Speaker 2: Lot of they said they.
Speaker 1: I was just listening to Kate Casey and christ Rosa
Speaker 1: as we were starting this. They have an episode about
Speaker 1: the first episode, and they were saying that seventeen million
Speaker 1: more people came last year to these games to see
Speaker 1: the cheerleaders they pulled, and they were there to see
Speaker 1: the cheerleader or nothing because the team's not that great,
Speaker 1: believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, And I tell you what, some of the
Speaker 3: most die hard fans are Dallas Cowboys fans. No matter
Speaker 3: how many times they lose, They're like, wa, damn boys,
Speaker 3: Way damn boys. I mean, they are like committed to it.
Speaker 3: They don't care. They like cry for them, they cry
Speaker 3: with them, but they're like, that is America's team. I'm
Speaker 3: just like, well is losing because if that's the team,
Speaker 3: they are constantly losing, so well.
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Speaker 1: let's talk about these people, all right. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: start speaking to Texas. So we're gonna start with Amber
Speaker 1: from Fort Worth, Texas. Okay, Yes, I love Amber.
Speaker 2: Does she bug you? Do you? Or do you like her?
Speaker 2: I like her?
Speaker 3: She would she reminds me of one of my friends,
Speaker 3: especially that laugh.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I'm like, oh my gosh. She reminds me
Speaker 2: so much of Missy. But when I saw her on
Speaker 2: the date, she bugged.
Speaker 1: Me, Oh okay, because she was like, oh, like too
Speaker 1: into it, like that.
Speaker 3: She what's the girl from versions? I fall in love
Speaker 3: with the first kiss. I feel like Amber's gonna kind
Speaker 3: of be like.
Speaker 2: That as well.
Speaker 1: That's a great point. That's a great point. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's what bugs me.
Speaker 2: I was true.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm obsessed with teeth if you're new here,
Speaker 1: and I was, well, she showed you all five hundred
Speaker 1: of hers. I was really chin to say something if
Speaker 1: she had braces or in visil line or something, because
Speaker 1: it seems very shiny, and sometimes when you see through
Speaker 1: really shiny, that means you have in visil line. So
Speaker 1: it's just trying to figure out she had adult bra
Speaker 1: because I had to watch it on my computer because
Speaker 1: we were watching this early guys, so I haven't seen it
Speaker 1: on my screen yet. If I have it on my screen,
Speaker 1: I'll be able to tell she's got adult braces.
Speaker 2: Yes, but she shows all of her teeth when she smiles. Laughs.
Speaker 1: She's a makeup artist, It's Sam. She's a makeup artist.
Speaker 1: We never find out when we get to Monica. We
Speaker 1: never find out what her job is unless I just
Speaker 1: missed it. But we'll get to her. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Amber. So.
Speaker 1: Amber is thirty eight. She's from Fort Worth, Texas. She's
Speaker 1: a makeup artist. She's using Katerina as the matchmaker. We
Speaker 1: met Katerina last season with Harold.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think she is a great matchmaker because she
Speaker 3: keeps it real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you know, she just that.
Speaker 3: Other girl that we had last season, did not know
Speaker 3: what she was doing. She was because she was also
Speaker 3: a comedian, a boss.
Speaker 2: A stand up. Yeah. I say your need to concentrate
Speaker 2: on this part right here. But yeah, Katerina. I was
Speaker 2: glad to see her back.
Speaker 1: So Amber tells us she loves meeting new people. She
Speaker 1: has the gift of gab. She's been dating for three decades,
Speaker 1: has not met the one. She has experienced a lot
Speaker 1: of letdowns. She says, American men want instant gratification. They
Speaker 1: don't think of the future. She says, I want a
Speaker 1: man who will fight for me, not just get mad
Speaker 1: at me and then discard me, you know, and times
Speaker 1: get tough. So she's going to Ireland. You know what
Speaker 1: that means, terrible Irish accents coming from me.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, I just cannot wait.
Speaker 1: So she's using Katerina Harold's matchmaker who is now?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Says, I'm actually a European matchmaker. I do.
Speaker 1: And I was like, did you do all of Europe
Speaker 1: before or was it just after this show you moved
Speaker 1: on from Prague.
Speaker 3: I think she leveled up a little because I thought
Speaker 3: she was just in the Czech Republic last season.
Speaker 2: Now she's all of Europe. She's European. Good for her
Speaker 2: and good for her.
Speaker 1: She says she travels constantly for her job, and she
Speaker 1: speaks five languages.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Abra says she hasn't traveled much and so they said, oh,
Speaker 1: you haven't traveled a lot out of the United States,
Speaker 1: and she goes, well, really to Europe.
Speaker 2: So I think she was.
Speaker 1: Probably like the bitch, I've been to Mexico and now
Speaker 1: come on, now, that's what.
Speaker 3: I took it as, like I've been to like the
Speaker 3: place is like a little bit closer to the States,
Speaker 3: like yes, yeah, with the Bahamas, Canada.
Speaker 2: Perhaps I don't know, she's never traveled that far.
Speaker 1: And she says, this is just my right, this is
Speaker 1: my note. Does she have braces? I think she's really pretty.
Speaker 1: So she says she was told somewhere along the way
Speaker 1: that she had Irish. Now this is a black girl, Okay.
Speaker 1: She said she was told somewhere along the way she
Speaker 1: had Irish descent. And she goes, and we know how
Speaker 1: it got there.
Speaker 2: She says, when she said it, that was funny.
Speaker 1: And she says, I've always wanted to come and experience
Speaker 1: what Ireland is like, I've dated outside of my race
Speaker 1: a lot. And she says, people are people, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I love an Irish man. They are family men, and
Speaker 1: they have an accent. And then she goes into Colin Firth,
Speaker 1: and to which I say, I applaud you.
Speaker 2: I that's correct. He's a good looking guy. He a
Speaker 2: little bit crazy.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, but he is no not for years. He hasn't
Speaker 1: been crazy for years because he's sober.
Speaker 3: Okay, that makes the difference. And he also has a
Speaker 3: special needt son as well.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. That makes him hotter, you know,
Speaker 1: So I agree. I agree, my friend Mary, Gma. Mary
Speaker 1: is the most obsessed person with Colin Firth on the planet.
Speaker 1: Like if I see Colin birth in a side role
Speaker 1: where he's wearing a prosegonos. You can't even tell it
Speaker 1: to him. She's like, oh, I've seen that movie six times.
Speaker 1: Like she is obsessed with Colin Firth, obsessed.
Speaker 3: So I would love to know what she thought about
Speaker 3: his performance on The Penguin, which he was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Can we write that down? Just so good the Penguin.
Speaker 1: He won something for that.
Speaker 2: He should have won everything for that. It was perfection. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think the reason I didn't watch The Penguin because
Speaker 1: I thought it was about the Batman franchise.
Speaker 3: Well, it is, but it tells the story of just
Speaker 3: the Penguin. We don't get into Batman at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm right it was about the Batman franchise.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's just the penguin story from his childhood
Speaker 3: to his rise and how he became the Penguin. It's excellent.
Speaker 3: I tell everyone you should watch it. He does phenomenal.
Speaker 3: You forget that it's even here, even him.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've heard that, But now my question is do
Speaker 1: I have to know anything about the Batman franchise?
Speaker 2: And I don't like superhero type I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. No, you really don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's something that actually maybe my husband life to
Speaker 1: watch and I could watch.
Speaker 2: It with I think he would love to watch that.
Speaker 1: Okay, this season she does. Anyway, Colin for Earth, everybody
Speaker 1: loves him. I mean, I think universally everybody can agree
Speaker 1: he's pretty pomp.
Speaker 2: So she says, she's.
Speaker 1: Been engaged three times prostitution hot No, sorry, that's nineteen times.
Speaker 1: She's been engaged three times, but nobody she ever wanted
Speaker 1: to get married to, Like, it just never worked out,
Speaker 1: she says. And maybe that was out of convenience, or
Speaker 1: maybe it was out of low self esteem, she says.
Speaker 1: But now I'm open to love at first sight and
Speaker 1: I want to take it slow and I know and
Speaker 1: I know what I deserve. So she meets Katerina in
Speaker 1: the airport and they walk out and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's cold, and then she tells Katerina she was engaged
Speaker 1: three times because something about well, that doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense anyway. I took these notes and then I like
Speaker 1: took a two day break and then I started taking
Speaker 1: the notes again. So here's where, here's where, here's here's
Speaker 1: where the demarcation line is. She got engaged three times,
Speaker 1: but then she got her health under control and she
Speaker 1: sees life differently. There's probably something in between the here
Speaker 1: that I missed. So now she says, we find out
Speaker 1: about her health. But she says all her exes were
Speaker 1: experts at love bombing. So she said it was just
Speaker 1: so much at the beginning, and then she realized, like
Speaker 1: I don't want to marry them.
Speaker 2: And she said, but I hate love bombing. You live love.
Speaker 1: Bombing every single fucking day. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 3: Your life is and I hate it.
Speaker 1: Well, you live with the number one love. It's a
Speaker 1: long term love bomb.
Speaker 3: It's a long term yeah, And I have learned to
Speaker 3: just ignore it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He posted on something yesterday. He posted something yesterday about
Speaker 1: smelling your clothes, and I almost got in my car
Speaker 1: and drove to Texas and said, take this.
Speaker 2: Like if I like, if I go and hug him
Speaker 2: right now, he will take it all in. And he's like,
Speaker 2: your smell is on my beard. I'm like, okay, you
Speaker 2: know what this is?
Speaker 3: Uh, this is I don't know what level of creepy
Speaker 3: it is, but is it is a level of creepy.
Speaker 1: He goes don't make me maybe all day, don't make
Speaker 1: me sorry I hugged you.
Speaker 2: Well, here's here's my big part about it. Why do
Speaker 2: you have to post it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: That's right? Yes? Why did you post that silly rabbit? Like? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's him, that's him. Yeah, he used to be
Speaker 2: a George, so let's always remember that.
Speaker 1: Well for my husband, now, yeah, he's the whole thing
Speaker 1: is like he'll try to hug me and then he
Speaker 1: tries to like cop a feel like, don't make me
Speaker 1: sorry that I came and hugged you. Try to grab
Speaker 1: something y trying to hug you, to be nice grabbing. No,
Speaker 1: now it's over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I agree.
Speaker 1: God Dave doesn't know how to post anything, Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm gone.
Speaker 2: You have don't have James teach him. This is how
Speaker 2: you do it, y'all.
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Speaker 1: So in twenty eighteen, she had a cough that would
Speaker 1: not go away. She found out she had congestive heart
Speaker 1: failure failure, and her heart was working at twenty percent.
Speaker 1: They said she would have waited like another day, she
Speaker 1: would have died.
Speaker 2: That is so scary, so scary.
Speaker 1: She was thirty one at the time I did the
Speaker 1: math on that, so her heart was only working at
Speaker 1: twenty percent. So every year since then has been a blessing.
Speaker 1: It's a second, uh, you know, chance at life. And
Speaker 1: she wants to flame her pot of gold. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's just scary.
Speaker 2: That freaks me.
Speaker 3: You know how easily we get freaked out whenever you
Speaker 3: hear about someone who has something and didn't know they
Speaker 3: have it.
Speaker 2: Has it? Like what's the girl's name from the on
Speaker 2: the Valley? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, stuff like that freaks like, how do
Speaker 3: you not She had to have had that cough, she
Speaker 3: had to have had other symptoms that she just probably
Speaker 3: thought it was something else.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know I had a character wouldn't go away.
Speaker 2: Scary Jesus.
Speaker 1: So she's getting ready, she's going to a mixer today.
Speaker 1: She looks great and she's.
Speaker 2: So they get there. Look, sorry, gods, it is in
Speaker 2: the morning. It's early.
Speaker 3: It is it is way too early for us to
Speaker 3: be up talking moving dress.
Speaker 2: I hated her with my alarm clock. I know, I
Speaker 2: hated myself, so she says. She says.
Speaker 1: As she walks around the mixer, she goes, I'm seeing
Speaker 1: guys in nice suits and at home, if it was
Speaker 1: something like.
Speaker 2: This, they would be in Gee's.
Speaker 1: She was like, I like it. Everybody's like dress nice.
Speaker 1: And so she's chatting with some of the guys. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's this food and stuff? And she seems very like
Speaker 1: easy breezy to talk to. Shed it all, and so
Speaker 1: Katerina kind of explains what the mixer is.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. It's it it's.
Speaker 1: Sort of like that tantra thing that we saw in
Speaker 1: Virgins where it's like touching but not supposed to be talking.
Speaker 1: But like, huh, like.
Speaker 3: If I can't talk, I don't want to be involved
Speaker 3: in it, like I need to talking at my personality,
Speaker 3: it's what gets me in there, holding someone's chest to
Speaker 3: see if their pattern of their heartbeat it's the same
Speaker 3: as mine. Is kind of weird, Like I agree, are
Speaker 3: we supposed to be donorous for one another?
Speaker 2: Like that? Just I don't know. I didn't understand it,
Speaker 2: but you know, go on.
Speaker 1: Wasn't explained and I rewound it one time. I was like,
Speaker 1: forget it. I don't have enough time to rewind it
Speaker 1: three times. So the women are to sit in the
Speaker 1: outside circle on the floor, And why are they making
Speaker 1: them sit on the floor and most of them are
Speaker 1: in dresses.
Speaker 2: I don't get.
Speaker 3: To me, someone would have had to have helped me
Speaker 3: get up like this they have on track.
Speaker 2: I didn't get why couldn't they sit in a chair.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna do some She's with a guy
Speaker 1: named Ross and they're supposed to do some yin and
Speaker 1: yang kind of a dance and and I guess they're
Speaker 1: not supposed to talk. And she says, as they were dancing,
Speaker 1: Ross ended up making her lead. And she goes, so
Speaker 1: that's a no. I'm tired of these guys. She's like, even, like,
Speaker 1: where do you want to go for dinner? You decide
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I want a man to lead. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of always being the one to lead. So I thought
Speaker 1: that would he just say no, how to dance? Well
Speaker 1: that's true too. So now a guy come comes up
Speaker 1: and his name is Kevin, and this exercise even Kevin.
Speaker 1: It's Kevin, Oh, I said Kevin, as if there were
Speaker 1: yes k E A V A N.
Speaker 2: Keevan.
Speaker 1: He's Keevan. He's Irish. There we go, Sorry, you guys,
Speaker 1: you don't have to get into it. By the one
Speaker 1: story that the Irish story I have, oh eating your arm,
Speaker 1: So you guys, sorry that my friends was breastfeeding and
Speaker 1: her Irish cousin came in and goes, what's you doing?
Speaker 2: You feeding?
Speaker 1: A baby eating your arm. So it's just so just
Speaker 1: thank you for laughing. It's so bad. So Kevin comes up,
Speaker 1: and this exercise is about circling the heart energy. So
Speaker 1: they put like the left hand on their heart and
Speaker 1: the right hand on that heart. Do you think this
Speaker 1: is symbolic because of her broken ticker?
Speaker 2: No, because they made everybody else do it.
Speaker 1: I know, but I just thought about that because we
Speaker 1: just got a whole thing about her having the heart
Speaker 1: and the broken heart and then the congestive heart failure.
Speaker 2: I was just went, huh.
Speaker 3: I think Katerina was making suit up and said like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I think this will be really cute.
Speaker 2: You know, everything is it's that whole.
Speaker 3: Do we breathe together? Do we do this together? You know,
Speaker 3: being safe together? Can I not just talk to this person?
Speaker 3: It is literally my first time meeting them. I want
Speaker 3: to know what their favorite color is?
Speaker 2: Can we start there? Like too much touchy Philly? I
Speaker 2: agree with all that.
Speaker 1: So Kevian comes up circle the heart energy. They put
Speaker 1: their hands on their hearts and they breathe together, and
Speaker 1: they stare at each other and then they're told like
Speaker 1: to close their eyes and synchronize their breathing, and I
Speaker 1: just said, this is too close for just meeting somebody.
Speaker 2: It is. Even though he was really hot, he was
Speaker 2: very cute.
Speaker 1: And then so they're on each other, you know, with
Speaker 1: their hands like this, and then she goes they're allowed
Speaker 1: to open their eyes. She's like, you have beautiful eyes
Speaker 1: as Oh, you've got me flustered. You've got me flustered.
Speaker 1: She's I hope she has good breath. She is in
Speaker 1: his face.
Speaker 2: She is already naming their first one son.
Speaker 3: At this point, she is head over heels and she's
Speaker 3: probably gonna freak this guy out before the end of
Speaker 3: this little thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the talking dad, Katerina says, I feel the energy
Speaker 1: between Keevan and Amber, and uh, excuse me, irishmen usually
Speaker 1: take things slow, and she can't fall in love so
Speaker 1: quickly and scare him away.
Speaker 2: Well, she's fallen in love. She bet to hurry up.
Speaker 3: And put her fucking hand on the carpet or something
Speaker 3: like that, because she is this is my man.
Speaker 2: I don't need to meet anyone else my man.
Speaker 3: And you can tell towards the end of it, he's
Speaker 3: kind of like backing up, just like slightly, which I
Speaker 3: don't blame him like she was all up in his grill.
Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, give him some space.
Speaker 3: Like Imaginea's like watching her like like it's.
Speaker 2: Not how we did it. Yep.
Speaker 1: Imagine if Russia from Virgins was on this mm. Wow,
Speaker 1: don't let her go to that tantra thing because she'll
Speaker 1: be fucking somebody in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: You guys are covering the show on the free feet and.
Speaker 1: It's wid Yeah, all right, Monica, Monica, whoa, whoa Monica?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look energy O God.
Speaker 1: Sorry, probably that was just blue out the microphone, but
Speaker 1: I okay. She Monica is forty one. She's from Newport Beach, California.
Speaker 1: I need to ask Kate Casey if she knows her
Speaker 1: for real. So, Monica, we don't find out what her
Speaker 1: job is, but she clearly has some fucking money to
Speaker 1: live where she does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. She's really cute too.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's so cute, but she's full on crazy, Okay,
Speaker 1: because we open up and she is crazy. She's talking
Speaker 1: to her animals, and so I you know, you and
Speaker 1: I both have heard each other times we talked to
Speaker 1: our animals, but i'd like their humans. And yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't do their voices back to me. She was
Speaker 1: talking in all three voices. She was doing herself, the
Speaker 1: dog and the cat. It's like, good morning, do you
Speaker 1: want to go outside and go potty? Oh? You did
Speaker 1: have a good night sleep a mom, I didn't sleep
Speaker 1: very well because I was in my crate.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. She was doing all the voices. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's too much. I was trying to check myself, like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, like.
Speaker 3: I'll do a voice for the animals if they're talking
Speaker 3: to someone else.
Speaker 2: Is that crazy? No, it's not crazy. It's not crazy.
Speaker 2: But she's like it was a.
Speaker 1: Full conversation back and forth, and she was doing three
Speaker 1: different voices.
Speaker 2: That was concerning. It was concerning.
Speaker 1: But she says, I have a dog named Blue and
Speaker 1: a cat named Creamy.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I like the name Creamy. I
Speaker 3: don't either, especially when it's a cat named Creamy. That's
Speaker 3: kind of But she says, Oh, they keep me so busy.
Speaker 3: I'm so busy with my animals. She I'm energetic. I
Speaker 3: run marathons, I run half marathons. And she's in there going.
Speaker 1: Boo, doing all the voices, and we hear somebody she
Speaker 1: needs a hobby does not run only yeah. So we
Speaker 1: hear her daughter, Alyssa, and she's like, mom the cat
Speaker 1: they don't understand and she's like, they do interested me, Yes,
Speaker 1: they do understand her, and we meet Alyssa. Alissa is
Speaker 1: twenty one. She is a D one basketball player. She
Speaker 1: is the light of her life. Monica is eighteen when
Speaker 1: she got pregnant with Alissa, and she was divorced by
Speaker 1: the time Melissa was eighteen months old, and dad's not
Speaker 1: in the picture. She's had full custody the whole time,
Speaker 1: so it's just been the two of them. Alissa is
Speaker 1: visiting for two months where she goes back to school.
Speaker 1: It's called summer. You just say it's summer.
Speaker 2: I know. I love how they said that. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: can you not say summer break.
Speaker 1: She's on vacation for two months, so she and Alyssa
Speaker 1: go and play basketball and she's telling her, you know,
Speaker 1: about dating and stuff. She goes, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: get ghosted or the guys I meet don't only want
Speaker 1: to date one person, even if they're like in their
Speaker 1: fifties or sixties. They want to date all around, and
Speaker 1: like they're always looking for the new hottest thing and.
Speaker 2: Twice. Now, yeah, what's this? Amber alluded to this?
Speaker 1: I think it's true, Mary Pain. I guess they have
Speaker 1: too many choices now with apps and.
Speaker 3: Stuff from what I've heard from like my single friends.
Speaker 2: But then my single friends who are females.
Speaker 3: Are crazy, so I think just the guys like I
Speaker 3: picked up on the crazy.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So Lisa says, so, Mom, why did you choose to
Speaker 1: go to Brazil? So now we find out she's going
Speaker 1: to Brazil, and she says, well, you know, I'm very
Speaker 1: into my faith, and Brazil has one of the highest
Speaker 1: populations of Catholics, and so's she could just swing a
Speaker 1: dead cat and not creamy though, and hit a Catholic.
Speaker 1: So being Catholic is one of her prerequisites. So Brazilianan
Speaker 1: are hot? I mean duh. And we see lots of
Speaker 1: pictures of like oiled up Brazilian in laying on beaches.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not the kind of man
Speaker 1: you need, not at.
Speaker 3: All, Like here we go. He's got to look a
Speaker 3: certain kind of way. Yeah, he needs to have a
Speaker 3: certain kind to be like this is what she is
Speaker 3: picturing in her mind as her soulmate.
Speaker 1: These are like men from a model. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So Alyssa is sweet and it's like, Mom, you need
Speaker 1: to do this for yourself, you need to do it
Speaker 1: for me. And we hear this now over and over
Speaker 1: that apparently mom is a stage five clinger with her
Speaker 1: daughter because Alyssa can't get a fucking break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, especially she's not really had a boyfriend in
Speaker 3: all these years, like her world revolved around this child
Speaker 3: who is no longer really a child.
Speaker 2: Is kind of like, God, please find someone from a
Speaker 2: mos sole.
Speaker 3: She'll leave me the fuck alone and I don't have
Speaker 3: to spend every single summer break with.
Speaker 1: Her, right because she's like, I'm twenty one. I'd really
Speaker 1: like to be in my college town getting drunk with
Speaker 1: my friends, you know. Yeah, so she says you got
Speaker 1: to do it. So Monica cries, is like, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I need to do it. So the tucking
Speaker 1: head Alssa goes. My mom needs a true companion, and
Speaker 1: I always feel the pressure to come home and fill
Speaker 1: that void and make you're happy. But wow, it's just
Speaker 1: very sweet, and so Monica has found Louisa. Louisa is
Speaker 1: a Brazilian matchmaker.
Speaker 2: Do do do do do do do?
Speaker 1: We get some Brasilian Bazilian music. We meet Louisa. She's
Speaker 1: a relationship coach and a matchmaker. She teaches clients to
Speaker 1: ask deeper questions before the kissing and the going to bed.
Speaker 1: Okay okay, And Louisa says Monica has not ever put
Speaker 1: herself in first place. She's always just tabbed with her daughter.
Speaker 1: And I'm hoping I can help her.
Speaker 2: We hope you do too. We hope you do. She
Speaker 2: needs it.
Speaker 1: So in the talking Head Monica's Monica says, maybe I've
Speaker 1: used my daughter like as an excuse not to date
Speaker 1: because it's just so scary, and it is it is,
Speaker 1: but I mean I can't Her daughter's twenty one and
Speaker 1: she's like, never been out with anybody.
Speaker 3: Look, I'll say this because I was a single mom
Speaker 3: before James, and it is scary to date when you
Speaker 3: have a small child.
Speaker 2: Especially a little girl.
Speaker 3: You just because people are crazy and sometimes they you know,
Speaker 3: pray on this single mom.
Speaker 2: It's a lot. It was scary.
Speaker 3: I I have to think about it. I'm like, do
Speaker 3: I really want to day? Do I want to bring
Speaker 3: this person around my kid? Do I want my kid
Speaker 3: and around this person. Can I trust this person around
Speaker 3: my kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He is quite scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's a good that's a good point of view.
Speaker 1: So she says, hopefully, I'm gonna do this trip and
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn to love myself. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: something for myself. I know it's going to be good
Speaker 1: for me, and that will be good.
Speaker 2: For her good.
Speaker 1: So she's going to Brazil in the morning. So she
Speaker 1: does this zoom with Louisa and Alyssa, her daughter, and Patty,
Speaker 1: her mom, who I was like, Wow, what's going on
Speaker 1: with Patty?
Speaker 2: Which part her face lift? Maybe I see she was
Speaker 2: trying to look more like Monica. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe, But then that's not fair to say because Secret
Speaker 3: Lives of Mormon.
Speaker 2: Remember when Taylor's mom got the face lift.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, and everyone's like, why are you trying so
Speaker 3: hard to look like your daughter? She's like, excuse me,
Speaker 3: I think my daughter looks like me if he tried.
Speaker 2: It, which I guess this is the case. I mean,
Speaker 2: you just look like a.
Speaker 1: Younger version of yourself. Well it was shocking at first.
Speaker 1: It was shocking at first, but then I got used
Speaker 1: to it. Okay, And so they say, uh, because Louisa
Speaker 1: is like, what do you think you know Monica needs,
Speaker 1: and like she's the man that's athletic and someone that
Speaker 1: they can you know that we can all trust and
Speaker 1: ultimately will make her happy. Yes, And then talking to
Speaker 1: hed outside, Patty and Alyssa are like, Monica needs to
Speaker 1: open her heart and Alica goes, yeah, and then maybe
Speaker 1: I could feel the weight off of me if my
Speaker 1: mom can find someone.
Speaker 3: I was like, poor Alisa, she is feeling like extra
Speaker 3: pressure by her mom. I think her mom's way cleaner,
Speaker 3: cleanier than what we've seen and when.
Speaker 2: We've seen this in real clinging. Yeah. Yeah, So Louisa says, well,
Speaker 2: I have a surprise. I have a video of Bruno.
Speaker 1: And they're like, like, I can't do it because the
Speaker 1: microphone will blow out. But the three of them act
Speaker 1: like she's just said and each of you are getting
Speaker 1: a million dollars. She was, Yes, the three of them
Speaker 1: just scream and high five and hug each other, and
Speaker 1: so Bruno was very cute. The video is very cute.
Speaker 1: He's cute, and Monica screams that I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: She was like, he says, he likes energetic and loving
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: She's screamed.
Speaker 1: I mean, Monica might need to.
Speaker 2: He didn't say he loved loud, which she's also that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe just take a breath in, take a breath out,
Speaker 1: and don't scream all your thoughts. So and the talk
Speaker 1: of head, Monica says, I trust Louisa. I'm risking it all,
Speaker 1: but there's no stopping me.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right. So now that's the end
Speaker 1: of them. And of course, once again I have messed
Speaker 1: up my notes. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna fix it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fix it. Okay, We're gonna fix it. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see. Maybe it goes here, let's see. Hold on, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did, Okay, I just put that in the wrong spot.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Harold Harold guys forty three from Irving, Texas.
Speaker 2: And what did Harold teach this last season?
Speaker 3: Harold told us, no matter what the sentence is, at
Speaker 3: the end of every sentence, you smile.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. I forgot about that, you guys.
Speaker 1: Harold is cute, he was on last season. He is
Speaker 1: obviously very high functioning autistic. He's very talented at painting
Speaker 1: and art and stuff. I remember last year when he
Speaker 1: went to PROG he took his little notebook and inventions
Speaker 1: because he like didn't want to by define it and
Speaker 1: steal it. He's probably he probably does have the patent
Speaker 1: of something like something really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably does. Yeah, I bet money on that.
Speaker 1: So he's with Maria, his grandma, and he's doing drawings
Speaker 1: and he's painting, and he says he is a senior
Speaker 1: radiation protection technician. He goes from power plant to power plant,
Speaker 1: and he has three months on and three months off.
Speaker 2: So he's lived all over because when.
Speaker 1: We met him last time, he was in New Mexico,
Speaker 1: but now he's living in urban Texas with his ninety
Speaker 1: year old grandma.
Speaker 2: She's doing great for ninety. She looks Hella good. I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, it seems more like seventy five. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's ready for Harold to get up. But of there
Speaker 2: she can get her freak on.
Speaker 1: She said, I'd like to go out with my friends.
Speaker 1: I'd like not to be babysitting you. So he says
Speaker 1: he's very eager to get onto the next part of
Speaker 1: his life. He wants to find a future wife, and
Speaker 1: he says, lately on the dating apps. He found the
Speaker 1: most success in Singapore because they see him as tall cute,
Speaker 1: because maybe people see we are shorter. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because he's not.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking is because they probably see
Speaker 3: him and think he's freaking you know Lebron James.
Speaker 2: As far as hike goes so okay, okay.
Speaker 1: He says, the women in Singapore are beautiful and sexy,
Speaker 1: and a lot of them love anime and it's seen,
Speaker 1: it seen. It's very nerdy in the States, but over
Speaker 1: there it's very normal, so it doesn't seem quite so nerdy.
Speaker 1: So he's packing and he says, I have stickers of
Speaker 1: my art and I have my water shoes.
Speaker 2: You can't travel without your water shoes. I thought the
Speaker 2: stickers was pretty cool. Actually his artwork.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the water shows, I didn't are Are they even
Speaker 3: going to be swimming?
Speaker 2: Are you going to a waterfall? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's one of those people that wears them in
Speaker 3: the shower in a hotel.
Speaker 1: But then, how do the top of your feet get clean?
Speaker 1: How did all your feet get clean? You got stick
Speaker 1: go to the back him. So his uber arrives. He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: here is my uber, Goodbye Grandma. I mean, he's just
Speaker 1: so cute.
Speaker 2: He's so cute, He's so harold.
Speaker 1: So he reminds us about going to Prague and meeting Katerina,
Speaker 1: and he met Mikayla. Michaela really got him. She understood him,
Speaker 1: she understood him being on the spectrum. And he says,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of social cues I don't
Speaker 1: pick up on, but Mikayla and I both spoke the
Speaker 1: universal language of nerd.
Speaker 3: They did.
Speaker 1: Once we got back to America, they drifted apart and
Speaker 1: broke up. And he doesn't say anything about like her
Speaker 1: cancer that she.
Speaker 2: Had, no not.
Speaker 1: Okay. Maybe Michaela was like, don't talk about me.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was I don't know, but I found that
Speaker 3: to be very odd that he didn't mention that at all.
Speaker 1: She had like very aggressive breast cancer. Right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she's okay now, but we followed her for
Speaker 1: a while because that was worrisome. So he arrives in Singapore,
Speaker 1: has introduced him to his new matchmaker. Her name is Dolly.
Speaker 1: So Dolly has been waiting for this moment her whole life,
Speaker 1: because he wants up here in the airport and she's
Speaker 1: like yes. She does a dramatic turn. Yep, Dolly has
Speaker 1: been a matchmaker for ten years. And by the way,
Speaker 1: the b roll they were given us a Singapore I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa do I need to go to Singapore?
Speaker 2: It is so pretty damn nice. It's when they said
Speaker 2: it was sticky and hot.
Speaker 1: Well right while I'm at the beach. So I'm used
Speaker 1: to it. But Dolly says she's been a matchmaker for
Speaker 1: ten years. She says, this is interesting. In the late
Speaker 1: eighties they had Singapore had a very low birth rate,
Speaker 1: so the government encouraged matchmaking to encourage single people to
Speaker 1: get married and have kids. So she has loved matchmaking.
Speaker 1: She's doing it for ten years. And she said, you know,
Speaker 1: Katerina has told me about Harold and his lack of
Speaker 1: self confidence, and we're going to like fix him up.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Harold tells her, I'm looking for tips so I
Speaker 1: can find love. Like, I want you to give me
Speaker 1: all your tips, and she goes, okay, here's what you
Speaker 1: need to do. You need to up your manliness and
Speaker 1: your confidence. And he's like okay, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: love that you're quirky, that's great, but if you're trying
Speaker 1: to charm a girl, don't be yourself. And he goes,
Speaker 1: who do you think I should be?
Speaker 2: She does? I kind of have the same question, like, well,
Speaker 2: who is he supposed to be?
Speaker 1: He goes, she goes, be Harold version two, a charming
Speaker 1: and manly guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't, Well, Harold's not going to be manly.
Speaker 2: And I felt kind of weird, weird that she said that.
Speaker 1: If I didn't like that, I agree, I was.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I think the whole point is, here's some tips.
Speaker 2: You know, don't do this.
Speaker 1: Maybe right away, but you can't just say don't be yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, so if then you're being fake, you're being
Speaker 3: someone that you're not, and you're not. When you meet someone, eventually,
Speaker 3: your true self is gonna come out and that person
Speaker 3: may not like that.
Speaker 2: So just be yourself.
Speaker 1: And he's already on the spectrum trying to navigate how
Speaker 1: I picked up on so she again, yeah, and how
Speaker 1: to talk to people, so now he's got to pretend
Speaker 1: to be he's not an actor. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't like that she said that I was like
Speaker 1: a certain kind of way I was gonna say, maybe
Speaker 1: it was like a translation thing about her English is perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better than mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then he makes a corny did it hurt?
Speaker 1: And she goes what he goes, when you fell from heaven?
Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, don't you oh God, Harold, come.
Speaker 2: On, now, that's what he needs help with. That's what
Speaker 2: he needs help with. Yeah, that's what he needs help with. Yes.
Speaker 1: So she says, I'm going to coach you. Everything's going
Speaker 1: to be fine.
Speaker 2: Okay. Harold says, you know, I've been.
Speaker 1: Waiting a long time to find the person to get
Speaker 1: married with. Now, please help me with this. He says,
Speaker 1: my grandfather had my father at seventy one. Okay, so
Speaker 1: his grandfather cannot be the one that was married to
Speaker 1: grandma because she's ninety.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need somebody with a math brain
Speaker 1: to come in and do the math on this. I
Speaker 1: need somebody to help me because it couldn't be well rand.
Speaker 2: First, we don't know how old his dad is. No,
Speaker 2: we don't know how old his dad is.
Speaker 1: But Harold's forty three, so dad's got to be at
Speaker 1: least in his sixties, so Grandpa would be long gone
Speaker 1: unless unless Grandma was literally like a twenty five year
Speaker 1: old and then married a seventy one year old and
Speaker 1: then had Harold's dad. I need somebody to figure it out.
Speaker 1: I'm not it's too early. I've had half a cup
Speaker 1: of coffee. My brain is not gonna know. The brain
Speaker 1: is fried from the Karen Reid trial. So I gotta
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. Okay, I just wrote what somebody
Speaker 1: helped me figure this out?
Speaker 2: Like I said, I thought, I was like to say,
Speaker 2: what now, howld.
Speaker 1: Kelsey Grammar's about to have his eighth child and he's
Speaker 1: like seventy.
Speaker 2: What I saw that, I'm like, that is a big
Speaker 2: hell no to me.
Speaker 1: And then he said in his press release, my wife
Speaker 1: being pregnant at age forty six with our fourth child
Speaker 1: is really created a spark in our marriage, and you
Speaker 1: need to put that in a press release, like that's
Speaker 1: real weird.
Speaker 3: I think he's like, I'm too fucking old for this,
Speaker 3: but a better act like I'm happy or my wife
Speaker 3: is going.
Speaker 2: To make hell for me at home.
Speaker 1: And he's had like six wives, so yeah, Harold is
Speaker 1: flirting with Dolly as she's like looking through her. No,
Speaker 1: he goes, so, Dolly, you're going to come up to
Speaker 1: my room and she's like, I'm not. We're not matching.
Speaker 1: I'm helping you. You're right trying to date me. So
Speaker 1: he says, you know, if I can learn to be
Speaker 1: more suave, if Dolly can help me, this is gonna
Speaker 1: help my dating life. So Dolly goes, okay, Harold, let's
Speaker 1: go through. Let's look at your clothes. So he shows
Speaker 1: her is cashmere sweater and he goes, this is my
Speaker 1: most special item. He was so proud. You got a
Speaker 1: Cashuer sweater.
Speaker 2: Lovely. Maybe he got it from Quince and she pulls it.
Speaker 2: They do have great cash beer and.
Speaker 1: It pulls it out and he goes and I think
Speaker 1: this will be you know, my nice him. She goes, okay,
Speaker 1: well number one probably not going to be reflattering. And
Speaker 1: then number two, cashmere is not the best in this weather.
Speaker 1: When I met you, you were already sweating.
Speaker 3: I think she should have just set that part and
Speaker 3: left the whole flattering part out. She's very direct, very
Speaker 3: because to me, she was saying, not on your side,
Speaker 3: it's not gonna it's not gonna look good.
Speaker 1: Stretch across your belly, That's what she's saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, y'all, y'all send it to pink shade
Speaker 3: po do not liberation because sometimes, y'all, sometimes the audience
Speaker 3: is gangster with us, but then our audience will go
Speaker 3: a little bit soft on it, so.
Speaker 2: Like, oh shit, like it. He goes up and down.
Speaker 2: We never know how far we can go.
Speaker 1: He does have a big belly. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: like anybody with eyes can see it.
Speaker 2: This is his shape.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he shows her all his suspenders, okay, and
Speaker 1: he goes and here are my favorite ones, my measuring
Speaker 1: tape suspenders that I've been told to throw away but
Speaker 1: yet more. And he has them all, you know, in
Speaker 1: his little plastic bags. And she goes, are you actually
Speaker 1: measuring things with this? What's happening here? And he goes, no,
Speaker 1: these are just my favorite suspenders. And so she goes, Harold,
Speaker 1: you need to blend in. And I think this is
Speaker 1: a good point. I think this is a good point.
Speaker 1: You need to blend in because you stand out too
Speaker 1: much with your suspenders and your look, so we need
Speaker 1: to blend you in. So she finds one shirt in
Speaker 1: those two suitcases and says, Okay, this one will work.
Speaker 1: This is a good shirt for you. You can for your date.
Speaker 1: You can wear your best to tire, no suspenders. So
Speaker 1: they're going to give him. Told he got one last season.
Speaker 1: He's got those new clothes from Prague. He hasn't read
Speaker 1: that white on his shirt and those khaki bands, and
Speaker 1: he looked was good, like he.
Speaker 3: Got a whole makeover last season and did nothing with
Speaker 3: them once he got back to the States.
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 1: He had all these new clothes he could have brought him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bless him. I don't know why he didn't.
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's it.
Speaker 1: And we don't get screeners because guys, we don't get previews.
Speaker 1: Rather because we watched this on the screener they gave
Speaker 1: us so we could have it to you to be
Speaker 1: ready when it came out.
Speaker 2: So maybe for next week they'll give us a preview.
Speaker 2: But we don't have previews.
Speaker 1: But that's why I think there's one other lady that's
Speaker 1: from New York City that is going to be on
Speaker 1: t they'll have four people total, because I remember seeing
Speaker 1: her and she's in New York, but I can't remember
Speaker 1: where she's going. And I wonder if they're going to
Speaker 1: all different places or if two of them will end
Speaker 1: up in the same place like last time.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I do like whenever they go
Speaker 3: to a different place, they do music according to that country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it helps me where I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's where they're at. That's where they're at.
Speaker 1: Stanika is her name, Sanka.
Speaker 2: Because I can call her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you. I said it has something to
Speaker 1: do with stank. That's well, okay, yeah, Sineka. And she
Speaker 1: went to Morocco. I think I said Turkey, that's right.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: How did that just come to me after forty seven
Speaker 1: minutes of talking.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just you know, I know how
Speaker 2: it is. Yes, you are spot on. That is her name,
Speaker 2: and that is the country where they were at.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I will never remember that guy's name. But
Speaker 1: I didn't get the feeling they liked each other. But
Speaker 1: I think he was coming to visit her in the States.
Speaker 1: I liked him, but oh I liked him, but I
Speaker 1: just don't think they were a match. M hm, Sanka,
Speaker 1: where are you? Let's let's look her up between now
Speaker 1: and next week, right, all right, everybody, that's match me
Speaker 1: Abroad and it will be here on the ten dollars
Speaker 1: level of Pink Shade Prime. Every week there'll probably be
Speaker 1: six episodes. I think they're going to get six episodes
Speaker 1: of Virgins. I think when they do these short runs
Speaker 1: they're about six in Kisha, I gotta tell you a
Speaker 1: real conundrum that I'm fighting with at this moment. Okay,
Speaker 1: here it is, so ninety Day UK is coming back.
Speaker 1: They sent the screeners for the first three episodes and
Speaker 1: then they drop them week by week on Discovery. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the problem I'm doing. Match Me Abroad, Virgins, ninety
Speaker 1: Day Fiance, soon to be Love After Lock Up, Bravo,
Speaker 1: Hunt for Love, and Platville, and we know Love Is
Speaker 1: Blind is coming back.
Speaker 2: So I actually.
Speaker 1: Think I'm going to have to not do ninety Day UK.
Speaker 2: How How would I do it? How would I do it?
Speaker 3: Okay, say, do all the shows again so I can
Speaker 3: count Okay, Okay, Virgins okay, match Me Abroad okay?
Speaker 2: And virgins who were only on season two I mean
Speaker 2: if so two? Right? Yes? Fortygee episode three?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So Virgins, match Me Abroad, ninety Day
Speaker 1: Fiance at some point, Love After Lock Up, everything, on Bravo.
Speaker 1: That's the show Hunt for Love, Welcome to Platville, The Valley.
Speaker 2: Well, how many shows? He's about eight? Okay?
Speaker 1: Now The Valley is not about to be over. I
Speaker 1: found out there's eighteen episodes, Keisha, you're kidding me? No,
Speaker 1: I just asked Ryan Bailey. He said, there's eighteen episodes
Speaker 1: of the Valley, which means it's a reunion, which means
Speaker 1: it'll end August twenty sixth. Fifteen episodes plus the three reunions. Three.
Speaker 1: That's what Ryan Bailey told me.
Speaker 2: Is he sure? I mean he's in the No, he's
Speaker 2: in there. No, he wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: Actually he wasn't sure, but he said his understanding was
Speaker 1: will be eighteen episodes total, fifteen episodes and three reunions,
Speaker 1: and we are on episode ten. He said he thinks
Speaker 1: they're two episodes in Maui and then three when they
Speaker 1: come back, and then maybe two reunions.
Speaker 2: Either way, it's feel a long way to go. Eight
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So how many? So how many shows did you
Speaker 1: just count? I'm covering eight?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So do you think I can add in ninety? Tight
Speaker 1: uk and and Love is wines you kay?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: The answer is no, because also somewhere along the way,
Speaker 1: they're going to give a seeking sister wife, and I
Speaker 1: have to cover that.
Speaker 2: Which one is seeking sister wives?
Speaker 1: That is when the one like Garrick Maryfield and that
Speaker 1: he keeps going to Brazil to find these women because
Speaker 1: God told him in the garage that he had to
Speaker 1: marry somebody else.
Speaker 2: I've never watched an episode of that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's that other couple of the Davis is
Speaker 1: the in Colorado and anyway, I have to.
Speaker 2: Cover that because I love it so much.
Speaker 1: So I think for ninety day UK, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: have to say everybody go listen to Matt and Jake
Speaker 1: because they're not covering Platfell and they're just telling people
Speaker 1: to come listen to me. So I think that's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do. I don't think I'm going
Speaker 1: to be able to do it.
Speaker 3: I mean, it stays within the same little podcast and community.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I really I talked to Matt on the
Speaker 1: phone last night about this and he sent me the
Speaker 1: screeners and goes, here's the person to contact blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But I think they're not going to give us more
Speaker 1: than three I think you know, And I go, huh,
Speaker 1: and I said, Matt, I just don't know. When I
Speaker 1: and I asked Katie and Kimberly and they're both like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do it with you. I was like, I still
Speaker 1: don't even know if that helps, because I don't think
Speaker 1: I have the time of the day.
Speaker 3: Well, what about if Katie and Kimberly covered it themselves
Speaker 3: for Pink Shade.
Speaker 1: No, they have their own podcast day with Dayline. They
Speaker 1: could cover it over there if they want.
Speaker 2: They don't want to, oh you met cover it on
Speaker 2: their own shows?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I meant like they would come on okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Katie and Kimberly. I was like, they could come on
Speaker 1: and like switch off, like each do an episode a
Speaker 1: week if they didn't want to commit.
Speaker 2: But then I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just I really my mind was so blown last
Speaker 1: night when I was talking to Matt, I go, I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to have to make a decision here
Speaker 1: and it's going to have to be not to do it,
Speaker 1: and it kills me because I've watched every season. I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe you guys will have.
Speaker 2: People expexpect it.
Speaker 3: That's but then because I think some mom was like,
Speaker 3: are you guys going to be covering Dallas Cowboys Cheerli.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I ain't saying nothing. I'll let her
Speaker 2: answer that one so she can tell them, No, it's
Speaker 2: because people just because we covered it before. I've heard it.
Speaker 3: But we covered that one in a day. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: we just said one episode of the whole season. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like people come to expect for you to cover
Speaker 3: certain shows, and then I mean, you've got a ship
Speaker 3: tone of shows to cover right now, though I.
Speaker 1: Know, And so when I was looking at the list,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, this one ends here, but then
Speaker 1: this was another one's and a slide in. So even
Speaker 1: if like Virgins ends, we still got love after lock Up,
Speaker 1: And even if match Me or broad ends, I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna get seeking sister wife, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So when something ends or platform is gonna jump in.
Speaker 1: Even if something ends that it's still eight shows. I
Speaker 1: gotta get replaced by something, by something that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna cover. And so ninety to eight UK
Speaker 1: because it's a Discovery Plus show, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. Well, I'm just one person.
Speaker 2: You'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: You always do because love is blind, UK, I can't
Speaker 1: not cover that because that is just gold.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that the very first season of.
Speaker 3: That was just so freaking good, and I pray to
Speaker 3: God they don't let us down with the second season
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: Well that's a good point, yes, stress, Okay, figured out,
Speaker 1: you always do, you figure it out. I know, but
Speaker 1: I'm I'm oh my god, all right.
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's.
Speaker 1: The conundrum of the day everybody, now, guys, So Keisha
Speaker 1: and I just no rewind take that back, Jake and
Speaker 1: I just did the episode about Hunch for Love, and
Speaker 1: that was on the five dollars level. And listen to
Speaker 1: the very end because at the end, Ingred does like
Speaker 1: a beep like a station break sound and puts in
Speaker 1: this whole section of once again John coming into my
Speaker 1: office and he is bitching about being on the golf
Speaker 1: course and they had to hand pick up all the
Speaker 1: balls off the golf course because they weren't allowed to
Speaker 1: run that machine. There's like a golf cart that has
Speaker 1: like a scooper on it that scoops up.
Speaker 2: All the balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it had been it was too wet, or
Speaker 1: had been lightning or something. So they had to go
Speaker 1: out on the course and hand pick up all the balls, and.
Speaker 2: He came in pretty pissed off too.
Speaker 1: He came into my office and he's like, this is
Speaker 1: a fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2: I may twelve dollars an hour. John wants to be
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm going to get on this show if
Speaker 3: it kills me. I want to be on the show.
Speaker 3: I want to be Dann pissed off too, and I
Speaker 3: would have had to share that with someone.
Speaker 1: He was so and then I go, do you want
Speaker 1: to meet my friend Jake.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, Jke, how you doing.
Speaker 3: I always make an appearance on the show every now
Speaker 3: and then they will.
Speaker 1: And for those of you that heard the part of
Speaker 1: the Virgins that was supposed to be cut out by Ingrid,
Speaker 1: I do believe she has now gone into the Virgins
Speaker 1: and cut that out because I send as you were,
Speaker 1: I go, girl, you forgot to cut this whole section out.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, we had so many edits
Speaker 1: to that show that she just missed one.
Speaker 2: And you know, God.
Speaker 1: Bless he's working hard, so anyway, that should be fixed
Speaker 1: by now. I haven't gone back to check it, but
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, at least it was the other
Speaker 1: one where he was saying terrible things.
Speaker 2: So I always forget that we can hear what's going on.
Speaker 3: I think he forgets that the person you're on to
Speaker 3: kind of here, what's going on to?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's funny.
Speaker 1: I know, I know somebody wrote me because I love
Speaker 1: all the bro. I was like, yeah, everything's bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've already got a text him in this morning.
Speaker 2: Bro, I gotta tell you does not text you with bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah he does.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes texting back. I go, girl, listen, yeah, our
Speaker 1: group text, our family group test is nothing about girl
Speaker 1: and bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't matter your gender, your girl or your bro.
Speaker 1: In our house. Everything is like girl stop bro. By
Speaker 1: the way, I rewatched the end of Virgins with Russia's
Speaker 1: date with that guy where he was it was worse
Speaker 1: than what I remembered with him going uhhamas thing or
Speaker 1: something like that's bad.
Speaker 2: It was bad. It was It was bad. And I
Speaker 2: don't know if you have watched the new show what
Speaker 2: is it? Gin NYC a little bit, not much Mary Kayne.
Speaker 3: It's so I didn't think I would be interesting, like
Speaker 3: I'm not watching this ship.
Speaker 2: Emisode.
Speaker 1: I watched the first episode and then some of the
Speaker 1: second episode.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: But they also like mentioned something like that where there
Speaker 3: was a guy who who was trying to imitate Raleigh
Speaker 3: Candy Birds's daughter.
Speaker 2: And it was totally like that, and she's like, I
Speaker 2: don't talk like that.
Speaker 3: She goes, it's the fact that you you group together
Speaker 3: all black women and say that's how we all sound.
Speaker 2: We all do this.
Speaker 3: Well I don't do so it was a big thing,
Speaker 3: like and I was glad that the conversation came out
Speaker 3: because that's exactly what that guy did.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't like that at all. I didn't
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: And when I watched it the second time, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is because I just said that he was like girl, but.
Speaker 2: No, it was worse. It was way I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the hell, Like, why did you feel the knee? That
Speaker 2: doesn't make you relatable?
Speaker 1: No, And I think maybe he hopefully immediately regretted it. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: that's on Virgins. If you're not watching that, there was
Speaker 1: a guy who acted kind of inappropriate. Anyway, Rosia just
Speaker 1: needs to go to a BDSM camp and get it
Speaker 1: over with.
Speaker 2: I think that's next week.
Speaker 1: Shabari wrote, Yes, something new we've just learned about just
Speaker 1: recently and now he's seen it on two shows. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, everybody, follow Keisha over at the liber Lounge
Speaker 1: of Keisha, you can get her podcast wherever you get podcasts,
Speaker 1: and me too at Peak see pod on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: follow Keisha at the Libra Lounge with Keisha and we'll
Speaker 1: be back next week to talk about Match Me Abroad
Speaker 1: Episodes two.
Speaker 2: Goodbye Bye