Speaker 1: Sure, what's up, beautiful people.
Speaker 2: There's your baby mama, favorite baby Mama, Stormy Pe And
Speaker 2: this is another episode of Chocolate, Chip and Zip The
Speaker 2: modern day female perspective. Draam Son back at it again, y'all.
Speaker 2: I want to jump right into it because I have
Speaker 2: some things to discuss and I really would love to
Speaker 2: get y'all perspectives on some of these topics.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the first one.
Speaker 2: I feel like, depending on where you are in the
Speaker 2: country and the world, everyone has their own views on tipping.
Speaker 2: You know, you go all to a restaurant, you get
Speaker 2: exceptional service, you tip or not right.
Speaker 1: It becomes even more.
Speaker 2: Peculiar when you happen to be on a date and
Speaker 2: you know it's time to tip.
Speaker 1: So quick question how much are you tipping?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Do it all before you answer a quick question? How
Speaker 1: much are you tipping?
Speaker 2: So, if you're outside at an establishment, it's only two
Speaker 2: parties there, you and someone else. Your waitress is talking
Speaker 2: to someone else for a solid fifteen minutes before she
Speaker 2: even comes to say hi. Oh, but fuck me, then
Speaker 2: what am I chop liver?
Speaker 1: Okay? That's the first thing.
Speaker 2: Second thing, you have to get someone else at the
Speaker 2: establishment to get your waitress to come over and serve you.
Speaker 1: Girl. You want this money and not right. So after
Speaker 1: she comes over.
Speaker 2: She's very pleasant, very nice, very sweet. Okay, she makes
Speaker 2: sure you have everything she need. She does a quick
Speaker 2: table check every once in a while. Now the advertiser
Speaker 2: was trash okay, and you had to send some fries
Speaker 2: back when you me and Andrey ky. But that's on
Speaker 2: the kitchen. That really ain't got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's time for the bill. How much are
Speaker 2: you tipping?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I know someone you're going to say, well, why is
Speaker 2: this even a question. I don't get it. Some people
Speaker 2: feel like the first fifteen minutes affect the whole experience. Right,
Speaker 2: So quick question shot based on all that, how much
Speaker 2: are you tipping?
Speaker 1: The regular? Twenty percent?
Speaker 3: Live?
Speaker 2: How much are we tipping? James Colorway says twenty percent?
Speaker 2: Marlbyllion says, I'm lated to the show. Big Black seventy
Speaker 2: six says twenty five percent. Oh he got my knee
Speaker 2: hold on wait, let me go back up. Workman nine
Speaker 2: zero one zero says the regular. Someone else says twenty percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the person you're with, right, I've had enough
Speaker 1: seven please. Okay, So I feel like what say?
Speaker 2: Zoo seven says fifteen percent not exceptional? And Stan we
Speaker 2: Trust says why chefs don't get no tip? No diddy
Speaker 2: please please stand up? Tray says I'm late, but fifteen
Speaker 2: percent okay? Meech free mind.
Speaker 1: Says fifteen percent. All right, y'all. So I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: real with you. The check came.
Speaker 2: The guy on whipays and he tips zero dollars. He
Speaker 2: tips zero percent zero zero zero zero.
Speaker 1: Hello is this thing on zero?
Speaker 2: That's how many nights seven thinking of you?
Speaker 1: Zero zero? Y'all?
Speaker 2: Few things right, First, my girl shared a few laughs
Speaker 2: with us before we left, Right, that's the first thing.
Speaker 2: Second thing is she also happened to be the manager. Right.
Speaker 1: Does that affect how much y'all tipping? Yes or no? Now? Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's the thing that really like threw me for
Speaker 1: a loop.
Speaker 2: If I'm with somebody and they're tipping zero percent or
Speaker 2: zero dollars, in my mind, the night is over. We
Speaker 2: have to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: If I'm tipping zero percent, zero dollars, I'm writing that
Speaker 2: on that check and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: It's no laughs it's no jokes nothing. This man is.
Speaker 2: Laughing and joking with this lady as if he tipped
Speaker 2: there like thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: This nigga's a psychoad, y'all.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, y'all. I said, Wow, he's crazy.
Speaker 2: He's really like throw it off like that's wild. But yeah,
Speaker 2: let me know how much would you tip? And Stan
Speaker 2: Schoff said at this jive turkey, no, no workman nine
Speaker 2: zero one zero says him. In summer half thighs in
Speaker 2: common him and summer half things in common, no class.
Speaker 2: The official said, why didn't you tip? I ain't handle
Speaker 2: cash on me. I really would have, but you know,
Speaker 2: ever since I stopped stripping, I don't really be having
Speaker 2: no dollar bills.
Speaker 1: No, no, all drunks aside, no, all junks aside.
Speaker 2: Though if I did have cash on me, I really
Speaker 2: would have tipped, but I didn't have any cash, so
Speaker 2: like I just was like.
Speaker 3: Going, fuck, I'm just out, Okay, you not have a
Speaker 3: tip on the overseat.
Speaker 1: She didn't look at it until we were out the door.
Speaker 2: But like when we're leaving, he like joking with her
Speaker 2: and like back and forth like no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: So he didn't give her a tip because she just
Speaker 3: took long to come to your table.
Speaker 1: And that's what I asked.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm confused because the rest of the service
Speaker 2: was pretty chill, like she don't got no control over
Speaker 2: the kitchen, and like we was laughing and joking a bit,
Speaker 2: and he was like, no, like that's just not it.
Speaker 2: That's not how you move. And I'm like, because she
Speaker 2: took fifteen minutes to come to you. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's the manager. She should know better. And I was like, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: J Kellaway says, no, he was just cheap. Cl Jones
Speaker 2: five hundred says, baby, I will tip for you. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie, y'all. I really am good with that,
Speaker 2: Like even when I go with my girlfriends, Like if
Speaker 2: I'm want out with anybody, it don't matter if they're
Speaker 2: not tipping enough and I have cash, I definitely will add.
Speaker 3: It on, especially like being a service worker, like that
Speaker 3: shit that she carries people a long way, and especially
Speaker 3: since she gave service. I'm only thinking because her being
Speaker 3: a manager, the blowfightly ain't so bad. The fact that
Speaker 3: like just a simple fact that they do rely on
Speaker 3: these tips, like was a real thing. Yeah, fifteen minutes,
Speaker 3: you don't even know what happened. And you know, I think,
Speaker 3: what if she actually had an issue?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so I forgot to say that in the beginning.
Speaker 2: So it was only two other tables in this establishment,
Speaker 2: and it was us in this other table. She spent
Speaker 2: that fifteen minutes talking to the other table, so it
Speaker 2: wasn't like she was busy. So that's one thing, right,
Speaker 2: And I know some of my overseas spoke y'all not
Speaker 2: really gonna get it.
Speaker 1: It's like an American thing.
Speaker 2: Like tipping is big over here, like big tips, no Diddy, right,
Speaker 2: So a lot of people really some people shut up.
Speaker 2: So some people really do make like their livelihood off
Speaker 2: of that, you know what I mean? And I think
Speaker 2: in my own personal opinion, I might be a little
Speaker 2: bit more biased, only because you know, I was working
Speaker 2: at Hooters for like two and a half years, so
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: The way, trust you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I understand. I agree. I feel like they would crying, yes,
Speaker 3: especially when the ass young girls and rains walls with dishes. Ugh,
Speaker 3: and then they came out looking crazy looking right for you?
Speaker 3: And then also YouTube and five dollars yes, crazy, and like,
Speaker 3: first roll, twenty percent is the bare minimum. Usually usually
Speaker 3: I like give them whatever it is and round up,
Speaker 3: like twenty percent is the bare minimum because it used
Speaker 3: to be fifteen right, yeah it was a thing. Yeah
Speaker 3: it was fifteen percent. Now it was like twenty percent
Speaker 3: because of the time, So twenty percent is bare minimum.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, well you did as dirty, so here
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 2: Comedian black Rin said he justified. J Coloway said, loo
Speaker 2: at big Broke Energy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that.
Speaker 2: I also think people who have worked in the service
Speaker 2: industry tend to tip more because they understand the struggle.
Speaker 2: So I was trying not to be biased about it,
Speaker 2: but I'm just curious, like what would you tip?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but to be out here just not giving nobody
Speaker 3: nothing and to be laughing.
Speaker 1: With him, that's what I'm saying. To give her Nathan
Speaker 1: and be laughing at her face. This man's a psycho, maw.
Speaker 3: It's uncomfortable when somebody's just randomly rude. Yeah, they're just
Speaker 3: rude to the staff or something like that, and you
Speaker 3: get down uncomfortable. Damn. I'm with this nigga. I'm with
Speaker 3: this girl, Like why are you so mean, it's that awkwardness,
Speaker 3: but it's like lighter, it's like different, it's just a
Speaker 3: different form of it, but the same, it feels the
Speaker 3: same life. I don't know how it feels about you.
Speaker 2: So I was thinking, like, okay, well, say, you know,
Speaker 2: he didn't really have like a good like service or
Speaker 2: he felt like the twenty percent wasn't due, Like what
Speaker 2: would I be okay with?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: But I feel like when you.
Speaker 2: Go outside, regardless of what's going on, you shouldn't tip
Speaker 2: less than five dollars. I feel like that's that's like common,
Speaker 2: like don't tip less than five dollars. But like for me,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hold you because if you give me
Speaker 2: two dollars, like suck my dick, why are you please
Speaker 2: don't give me that?
Speaker 1: You keep that? Just give me a zero. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna give me two dollars, just give me the zero.
Speaker 1: I don't know to get.
Speaker 3: It's just a threshold like that, that's a crazy ass
Speaker 3: threshold to have, like you just went from one thing
Speaker 3: to like she at zero zero zero.
Speaker 2: I've never even been someplace in tipsy. I don't think
Speaker 2: I have ever tip zero, Like I.
Speaker 3: Don't I don't know how that even happened, Like, nobody's
Speaker 3: ever been that crazy to me. And then I just
Speaker 3: switched traders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, switch tables, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: Switch waders somebody, Yo, can I know the waiter and
Speaker 3: then I'll just tip them big like that's how it works.
Speaker 3: So then I never get something off my bills. Hmmm.
Speaker 1: So uh. J. Collaway says, it depends on what you bought.
Speaker 1: We only had like.
Speaker 2: Little food and like some drinks, Like I think it
Speaker 2: came up to like sixty dollars, like sixty dollars.
Speaker 3: Sixty dollars would have been twelve dollars, nigga.
Speaker 1: The bill was only like sixty dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh, that would have been a twenty spot for regular service.
Speaker 3: And that's crazy sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: And so I see people saying, like, yo, now he'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I understand that if the service sucked, you get what
Speaker 2: you get. But to me, I don't think the service sucked.
Speaker 2: I think it had a slow start. But you know,
Speaker 2: Shorty bulleted together was not in regular I feel like
Speaker 2: we were so into our conversation and laughing and joking,
Speaker 2: she didn't really need to come over and check much
Speaker 2: like Hey, you guys cool, Do I need something?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like she was ignoring us, but she wasn't
Speaker 2: all on our face because we were talking and laughing
Speaker 2: and joking. So, yeah, he's a sociopath, you know, But
Speaker 2: so am I.
Speaker 3: So here we are.
Speaker 1: Moving along. And things that I learned this week. Apparently
Speaker 1: you can just tip zero dollars.
Speaker 2: Another thing that I learned, Couples who don't always post
Speaker 2: on social media are more happy than those who do.
Speaker 1: Hm, who knew?
Speaker 3: Who do?
Speaker 2: Couples who always post on social media are more happy
Speaker 2: than those who don't who always Oh sorry I read
Speaker 2: they're wrong, couples always.
Speaker 1: Fuck y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Couples who always post on social media are less
Speaker 2: happy than those who do.
Speaker 1: But I said it wrong again.
Speaker 2: Couples who always post on social media are less happy
Speaker 2: than couples who don't.
Speaker 3: That's not what I read.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do y'all believe.
Speaker 3: That everybody in your business? Yeah?
Speaker 1: M m m.
Speaker 3: You see a whole bunch of couples on the internet.
Speaker 3: Niggas is fake. They don't, they don't, they don't. It
Speaker 3: don't ever be that. Now, if you post on vacations
Speaker 3: like usually all the long term relationships, all the girls
Speaker 3: that have a long term relationship with me, they post vacation, birthday, yeah, nigga,
Speaker 3: usually like a last slide, like thinking so around, but
Speaker 3: normally it's more like still around. There's not no extra.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 3: You're doing a couple uh skits.
Speaker 2: Uh and stand what Stress says Couples that don't post
Speaker 2: are definitely on cheating. Puda the God says they trying
Speaker 2: to prove their happiness. Navy Alpha nineteen oh six says true.
Speaker 2: Gordon age twenty two, border badge, thank you so much
Speaker 2: in stan Which trust say is not posting equals they single?
Speaker 2: Which one is it? Give me a chance, let me
Speaker 2: say it again. Okay, Couples who always post on social
Speaker 2: media are less happy than those who don't. So according
Speaker 2: to Puberty, the University of Kansas conducted a study with
Speaker 2: three hundred people. I feel like three hundred people is
Speaker 2: not enough to like make this like general statement, but
Speaker 2: you know whatever, According to Puberty, the University of Kansas
Speaker 2: conducted a study with three hundred people, and in that study,
Speaker 2: they found couples who posts more frequently are more likely
Speaker 2: to compare. And honestly, I think we all know, comparison is.
Speaker 1: The thief of joy.
Speaker 2: Like, I can see that being an actual fact, Like
Speaker 2: if I'm always posting my man on social media, it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know what's tough. Holidays are tough. Oh yeah, man
Speaker 2: only did that for Valentine's dan and Day. Oh Valentine's
Speaker 2: damn day. Oh yeah, man only did that for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Oh he only got you what for Christmas? Like, I
Speaker 2: can see that. I can see you comparing yourself to
Speaker 2: other like couples, and especially if they're influencers, Like I
Speaker 2: can see you tearing yourself down and causing problems that
Speaker 2: don't even really exist, Like you mad because your man
Speaker 2: didn't buy you a burken bag since you don't even
Speaker 2: wear bags. You don't care about that, you just wanted
Speaker 2: because somebody else had it, Like, I can definitely see
Speaker 2: that being a thing. It also found that couples who
Speaker 2: post less often report feeling less pressure to have the
Speaker 2: perfect relationship.
Speaker 1: And I like that.
Speaker 2: Couples who post less often report feeling less pressure to
Speaker 2: have the perfect relationship.
Speaker 3: Baby, just being on social media period, it makes you
Speaker 3: feel like you gotta do extra, Yeah you can I
Speaker 3: can only imagine me being with my girl on social
Speaker 3: media all the time and perusing and seeing this nigga
Speaker 3: doing all this extra shit that I feel like I
Speaker 3: gotta do now, or listening to all these relationship podcasts
Speaker 3: about well, if you're not doing this in your relationship,
Speaker 3: you're zesty or something like that.
Speaker 2: First of all, I just want to say, uh, comedian
Speaker 2: Black Rhyme said, she said Valentine's Yes, I said Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Okay, real nigga over here, thank you?
Speaker 2: I mean me, And personally, I feel like, to each
Speaker 2: your own right. If you don't want to post your partner,
Speaker 2: don't post your partner. If you do want to push
Speaker 2: your partner, post to each your own right. But I
Speaker 2: feel like there's a difference between keeping your relationship private
Speaker 2: and hiding your relationship. Like, don't cut my head off,
Speaker 2: lady playing me, stop playing me, stop playing me, stop
Speaker 2: playing me.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like your nigga is a whole and
Speaker 3: now what happens you ever? You don't pictures? Don't girls
Speaker 3: cutting a nigga head off?
Speaker 4: Oh like weird, like okay, okay, okay, my head off,
Speaker 4: or like it's a nigga ho he don't funk all
Speaker 4: these bitches and with them, but show his face.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, that's also like that while you're doing that,
Speaker 3: But that's weird. Yeah, in your life, head off on
Speaker 3: some weird ship, Like that's weird.
Speaker 2: A few things about that, right, Like I said, I
Speaker 2: think it's a difference between letting like keeping your relationship
Speaker 2: private and then just hiding a relationship period. People should
Speaker 2: know that you're in a relationship, but they don't have
Speaker 2: to know who you're in a relationship with.
Speaker 1: Now, am I saying it's.
Speaker 2: Okay for people to be walking around putting the moojis
Speaker 2: on their partner's face and using the blur so that
Speaker 2: you can't see it looks like you're hanging out with
Speaker 2: the invisible man because he ain't got no head. That's
Speaker 2: a little much. It's a little much for me with
Speaker 2: two plates. Yeah, like to eat your tol you want
Speaker 2: you want to you want to.
Speaker 3: Let nigga shadow be in the picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to.
Speaker 3: Keep it light, that's cool, but don't I'm six foot four.
Speaker 3: How How what did you do to crop that picture out?
Speaker 3: How much of that background you lost?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like instead of doing all that, just just post
Speaker 2: you'll shadow holding hands.
Speaker 1: Let somebody know with somebody there, or you know, post
Speaker 1: yourself in the car that you know, oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: and men post yourself undern eastign ultimate.
Speaker 3: I ain't got no problem. You meant God look at
Speaker 3: me like that you look at your chat.
Speaker 2: Uh A says I don't post much anyways. I'm not
Speaker 2: going on my way to post her and stan Way trusses.
Speaker 2: It's wizard Kelly. People shouldn't think you date Wizard Kelly.
Speaker 3: That's weird, yo, like head cut off, so many diggs
Speaker 3: and tattoos and polos with the Jim Jones pants on
Speaker 3: with the TI dive pants or whatever, like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I just they can't be on TV because of the cops.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit easier for I don't want to
Speaker 2: say easier, but it's a little bit more common for
Speaker 2: women because they'll post the two plates or they can,
Speaker 2: like you know, like you said, post somebody in the
Speaker 2: car or like another car or something like or maybe
Speaker 2: but I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just it's a difference between stating that you're in
Speaker 2: a relationship and just hiding your relationship to me, like
Speaker 2: I feel like men y'all can do like cute soft
Speaker 2: launch type stuff, like on a regular basis, you know,
Speaker 2: to let people know, Hey, you got.
Speaker 3: A girl, I'll post me and my girl when we
Speaker 3: just regular mm hmm. Like if I'm in my stories,
Speaker 3: I'll post me like smacking a butt, I'll be it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I ain't gonna have a camera up on her face.
Speaker 3: You don't need to know what work whatever. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't need all the specifics. I agree, I'm taking and
Speaker 3: if you come up you have my inbox I'm taking,
Speaker 3: so like, I don't like it's gonna be there. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be what it is. But like, just understand it.
Speaker 3: I'm taking as long as you can get the picture
Speaker 3: that I'm taking. It's by a girl, and I'm cool
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 2: You're like, I personally don't need my man to post
Speaker 2: my whole body on his page. I just need you
Speaker 2: to post my torso with your hand on one of
Speaker 2: my tickets. Let people know I'm here, let me let
Speaker 2: him know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me just yeah, let me just check that
Speaker 3: all right, Just make sure.
Speaker 2: You're post post post a plate of food I cooked
Speaker 2: for you with this spatty in the background. So they
Speaker 2: know you've got two plates. Okay, let them know. All right,
Speaker 2: you don't go as me, but baby, you gotta let
Speaker 2: him know.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Uh instance, we trying to say Negro is better than me.
Speaker 2: I'm jumping in the pics. Don't be like that guy.
Speaker 1: I'm here too.
Speaker 3: What we're not gonna do is you're gonna be on
Speaker 3: vacation and on some like crazy ship and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got this all myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's tripping.
Speaker 3: But we're not gonna be posting yeah, and that's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. All these songs like a nigga got me
Speaker 3: type ship, like.
Speaker 1: Those are just songs.
Speaker 3: That's not what you gonna be.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: And here's another thing.
Speaker 3: If your Instagram is given that, we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 3: Why I don't understand the money.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why it's a problem when women ben
Speaker 2: let me tell you, let me tell you, let me
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you, Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why it's a problem when I don't
Speaker 2: understand why guys don't like when.
Speaker 1: Their girls be uploading videos. And I'm saying I ain't
Speaker 1: got no nigga and a nigga ain't got me Like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand why y'all don't like that.
Speaker 3: Well, back in the day, you know, when Instagram and
Speaker 3: social media started, everybody's supposed to being real, like, that's
Speaker 3: that was the lore. Let me finish. I'll let you finish.
Speaker 3: That was the lure of social media, everybody being real.
Speaker 3: So when you're looking at a girl, because you know,
Speaker 3: most niggas and I'm pretty sure most of the check
Speaker 3: and degree we stalk our victims before we actually shoot
Speaker 3: our shot, before we shoot them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So now we're looking and we we already okay, all right, cool?
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 1: Where come from the reason why, the reason you're doing that?
Speaker 3: And then on top of that, you broke you're not
Speaker 3: getting paid. Oh my god, you're not doing none of that.
Speaker 3: Why you now you trash?
Speaker 2: The reason why, the reason why I don't understand why
Speaker 2: y'all don't like it is because when y'all be saying
Speaker 2: about busting traps and shooting niggas, I know you.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, but I don't come for y'all.
Speaker 3: What that kind to do?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: What to do?
Speaker 1: What's the difference we're both lying? That's that's the difference.
Speaker 3: We're lying about my girl, though I'm lying about busting traps.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, now what if you putting us in danger
Speaker 2: because niggas think you really moving weight when you ain't
Speaker 2: got it?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but like dick, like oh my god, we're
Speaker 1: both putting each other in danger like that, we're both danger.
Speaker 3: In our d M. We don't get first time, we
Speaker 3: don't get bidgets on number, we don't do all that.
Speaker 1: We're both putting each other in getting dangerous.
Speaker 3: You could even.
Speaker 2: All right, well, so speaking of laughing and lying, right,
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, a lot of y'all don't
Speaker 2: be telling the truth on the internet, and I don't
Speaker 2: be saying nothing. But it really is this whole propaganda
Speaker 2: of like women don't take men out on dates.
Speaker 1: So you know me, I had to get down to
Speaker 1: the source.
Speaker 2: So I go on the Outgore's Internet and I asked, fellas,
Speaker 2: when is the last time a woman took you out or.
Speaker 1: Paid for a date?
Speaker 2: I actually all on the internet, and some of the
Speaker 2: answers I got were freaking ridiculous, fucking ridiculous. Okay, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a chat a few moments tapping. Let
Speaker 2: me know when it is the last time that a
Speaker 2: woman took you out and paid for a date. I'm
Speaker 2: saying like, I'll say took you out or paid because technically,
Speaker 2: since might have set up a nice little picnic for you,
Speaker 2: that counts. Okay, she might' you know, got your car
Speaker 2: washed or something. I feel like that counts, Like, let's
Speaker 2: not take you out, but it's something for you. So
Speaker 2: when's the last time a woman took you out or
Speaker 2: paid for a date? Hum and stand we trust says
Speaker 2: they and their soft girl princess Era Jordan h said never.
Speaker 2: I would feel mad uncomfortable if that happened. Mister sniff
Speaker 2: says they do, but it's rare chosen nineteen eighty three says,
Speaker 2: ain't gonna lie older women be treating. Side grind says mad,
Speaker 2: I can't hear. I'm at a DJ battle. Get that money.
Speaker 2: Comedian Black Ryan says I got taken out, but I'm funny,
Speaker 2: half famous and my dick good. Please Jesus Christ, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I plead the Fifth. I know right, I
Speaker 2: pleaded the fifth says we went to the movies and
Speaker 2: saw a dead pull and Wolverine.
Speaker 1: That's dope.
Speaker 2: Like that. I like that, does it have to be
Speaker 2: a love interest or just a woman? This is brings
Speaker 2: me to my point?
Speaker 1: Okay, so this brings me to my points. Okay.
Speaker 2: I was really laughing because a lot of the responses
Speaker 2: my boo keep trying to hang out, y'all.
Speaker 1: My bad. It's it's nothing to fix.
Speaker 2: It's no support. I thought it was, but it's not. Okay,
Speaker 2: so fuck it, shut up.
Speaker 1: It's not about the hooters. It's about do you try
Speaker 1: and come out this? Goddamn the whole pause, Come on,
Speaker 1: let me finish this.
Speaker 2: So the first thing I caught my attention is that
Speaker 2: a lot of y'all were saying things like do it
Speaker 2: counter feels my auntie?
Speaker 1: Or it counter feels my mama?
Speaker 2: And them?
Speaker 1: Do that count?
Speaker 2: Like and I'm like, no, that don't count. It does
Speaker 2: not count. If it was not a love interest, it
Speaker 2: does not count. I don't care your homegirl from third
Speaker 2: grade took you out to celebrate your promotion. I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck about that. That's not what we're talking about, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about love.
Speaker 1: The interests, right, So I wanted to read you to
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 2: Some of my favorite answers that I got, y'all. I
Speaker 2: just don't understand why y'all be putting this stuff y'all
Speaker 2: put on the internet, But I wanted to read to
Speaker 2: you guys some of my favorite answers that I got.
Speaker 2: First one about four years ago on my first Father's Day.
Speaker 2: Baby Jesus, it's been more Father's Day since then. Like
Speaker 2: what did they do for that? Like? After that, you
Speaker 2: had to go to taking yourself out? Like what was
Speaker 2: the shift there?
Speaker 1: What happened? How do you take me out for the
Speaker 1: first Father's Day?
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 1: That's it? Well, that's it.
Speaker 2: Seven, Get your ass back, Get back because you about
Speaker 2: to knock that light over.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next one, I asked, fellas, when was the last time
Speaker 2: a lady took you out slash paid for a date?
Speaker 2: Someone said twenty thirteen, after I've replaced two tires off
Speaker 2: her car.
Speaker 1: Y'all, I don't think you heard what I said. I
Speaker 1: don't think you heard what I said.
Speaker 2: This man said, twenty thirteen after replacing two tires off
Speaker 2: her car. God damn, those two tires cost more than
Speaker 2: whatever the date probably was.
Speaker 3: Shit.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Next one, When I was sixteen, my mom took me
Speaker 2: to see globetrotters, real talk. I like how you added
Speaker 2: real talk on at the end, like we didn't believe you. Like, no,
Speaker 2: my mom really took me there. Dog, she really took
Speaker 2: me there. We gotta do better, we gotta do we
Speaker 2: gotta do better. Uh. Yes, I think I am realizing
Speaker 2: that women might be trash. I think, okay, next one,
Speaker 2: you're asking the wrong generation because we're closer to our
Speaker 2: parents than than most generations are, so like, we didn't
Speaker 2: grow up with women taking us out.
Speaker 3: So the thing is is that my girl taking me
Speaker 3: out once or twice a month, or even once or
Speaker 3: twice a year probably mean more. Those one dates probably
Speaker 3: will stack up like fifty days to y'all, So the
Speaker 3: fifty days are one. But you're a girl, so like,
Speaker 3: we don't that's not something for me to Here's.
Speaker 1: Why I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that because I feel like most men
Speaker 2: would agree that the older woman gets the more like
Speaker 2: financially stable and secure she gets in herself. So you'll
Speaker 2: hear married women and older women saying like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: show my man I appreciate him, So that cuts out
Speaker 2: like the older generation, right, And then I feel like
Speaker 2: the younger generation grew up with equality and feminists and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, so they believe in showing your man
Speaker 2: that you appreciate him too. So it's like, if all
Speaker 2: the generations are included, why are we all trash.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's talk about it. Because I don't think
Speaker 1: that's a reason.
Speaker 3: I just don't think that was our culture. Like, I
Speaker 3: just don't think that our culture that for women to
Speaker 3: take us out. Now, granted, you know these answers was like, okay,
Speaker 3: like me, like me thirty, Like you had thirty birthdays.
Speaker 1: Like thirty birthdays is greaty, Like that's you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean. But it's like we had a
Speaker 3: lot of things for you to be taken out, for
Speaker 3: her to be proud of you something. So I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm like nobody in life like so that that's a
Speaker 3: little crazy. Yeah, because the answers, you got a little crazy.
Speaker 2: So the next answer two years ago, for the first
Speaker 2: time of my life, I still fumbled. This brings me
Speaker 2: to my next point. Okay, I feel like if you
Speaker 2: are of a certain age and a woman still has
Speaker 2: not taken you out, Because that was the next answer,
Speaker 2: it was never, never, never, never women do that. Never
Speaker 2: never never never who where they be at never never
Speaker 2: never never never. If you're reaching a point where women
Speaker 2: aren't taking you out, brother, I hate to say this,
Speaker 2: but you got bad.
Speaker 1: Taste to women, that's the first thing.
Speaker 2: Or you ain't shit and the women don't feel like
Speaker 2: reciprocating good energy because you're not giving her the good energy.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know it sucks to say it,
Speaker 2: but honestly, I feel like if you're past a certain age,
Speaker 2: it kind of gotta be one of the two things
Speaker 2: if women aren't taking you out now I know, to
Speaker 2: eat your own like. We can also acknowledge that some
Speaker 2: women may be trash. Yes, yes, we can do that.
Speaker 1: We can do that.
Speaker 2: We can acknowledge that some women may be trash. But honestly,
Speaker 2: most women, if they're feeling you, they gonna try to
Speaker 2: take you out. Whether it be on a date or
Speaker 2: a sniper, it don't matter.
Speaker 1: She's gonna try to take you out. If she like you,
Speaker 1: she gonna claim it. Okay, So I feel.
Speaker 2: Exactly, I like shit and I want you like I
Speaker 2: don't know, just something to think about.
Speaker 1: But I say all this to say, ladies, take your
Speaker 1: man out, please. They're gonna internet crying.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, ladies.
Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta do better. We gotta do better.
Speaker 2: Speaking of doing better, you know, I do my part
Speaker 2: to constantly make sure I'm being fair. And I think
Speaker 2: one of my best and worst qualities about myself is
Speaker 2: that I'm very self aware. Right, So there are situations
Speaker 2: where I can realize that hindsight is twenty twenty, and
Speaker 2: I'll look back on a situation and be like, yo,
Speaker 2: maybe I'm stripping, Maybe this person deserves another chance, maybe
Speaker 2: this needs to revisit. And you know, every once in
Speaker 2: a while, I like to go to my block list,
Speaker 2: see who's eligible for a little furlough, you know, let
Speaker 2: him get out for a little bit and see what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah do, yeah do? Yeah, I do?
Speaker 2: And I don't care. Every once in a while, I
Speaker 2: like to go to my block list and see who's
Speaker 2: eligible for a little furlough parole.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes I do. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Right, every girl spends the block.
Speaker 2: If you don't know what that means, not necessarily spend
Speaker 2: the block the same thing, not spend a block, Not
Speaker 2: spend the block, because just because I take you off
Speaker 2: the block list doesn't mean I'm gonna initiate or even
Speaker 2: have conversation with you. I can just take you off
Speaker 2: because I feel like you need to see me doing
Speaker 2: some hot ship right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to see it.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't think that you will take a nigga
Speaker 3: off the block list unless you knew.
Speaker 1: No, that's not that's not true. It's not true. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 2: For me, it's different because I can take you off
Speaker 2: the block list and you don't have to follow me,
Speaker 2: but I know I'm gonna pop up on your Explore page.
Speaker 3: I'm saying something.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no. You can say something to me.
Speaker 2: That don't mean I'm gonna say something to you back.
Speaker 2: You just need to see me. It's it's the principality Smoky.
Speaker 3: First of all, like I said, at just hated about
Speaker 3: nothing but vengeance.
Speaker 2: I just want to start by saying I'm very self aware,
Speaker 2: and I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 2: not childish or not petty. I'm just telling you all
Speaker 2: what the fuck I do. Damn, I thought this was
Speaker 2: a safe space. Gosh, yeah, listen, I never said I
Speaker 2: was perfect. God's still working on me, Okay, we're still
Speaker 2: working some things out. I say all this to say,
Speaker 2: like I said, I unblocked this person, and you know,
Speaker 2: of course I pop up on his Explore page. I
Speaker 2: know he sees me on his Explore page because I
Speaker 2: see him on my Explore page. So I'm like, yeah, right.
Speaker 2: So Unfortunately, like Chad said, he reached.
Speaker 1: Out to me.
Speaker 2: So I got very tickled at his initial thought, you know,
Speaker 2: like how we gonna make this shit shake? So it
Speaker 2: reaches out to me. He was like, yeah, when you
Speaker 2: on block me and popped up on my Explore page,
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, I was hoping you got fat
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: What the fuck you responded?
Speaker 1: I did not. I did not. I read it, but
Speaker 1: I did not you lefting on scene?
Speaker 3: Read it?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, fuck yeah, you're gonna see I saw it,
Speaker 2: and I didn't respond.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I was perfect, y'all.
Speaker 3: Stay tune next week, y'all. Y'all know that nigga I
Speaker 3: said I didn't respond to, Well, guess what he did
Speaker 3: on the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, this nigga left one hundred oh Mike.
Speaker 3: You know, if y'all took me to a ship club
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, classic.
Speaker 1: If y'all gonna act like this, I'm gonna stop sharing.
Speaker 3: I was right about everything so far.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop sharing. I'm gonna stop sharing.
Speaker 3: I thought for me to say how I thought too.
Speaker 2: J Kellowaves says, l O L And I was hoping
Speaker 2: you got fat? Right, because why would you say that
Speaker 2: about me? Like you know how I am on my
Speaker 2: fitness journey, Like, why would you say you hoped I
Speaker 2: got fat? Like to me, that was that was that
Speaker 2: was some hurtful ship to say, like to anyone else
Speaker 2: will probably be regular, But.
Speaker 1: That bothered me. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Because you didn't say, like, oh, I was hoping you
Speaker 2: got pregnant and got fat. You just said fat like
Speaker 2: you just wanted me to let myself go.
Speaker 1: You you you wanted to hurt me.
Speaker 3: You don't think he was.
Speaker 2: No, I really I really think he hoped I got fat.
Speaker 2: I really do, because that would make him feel better
Speaker 2: about himself. I really do. I believe that I'm.
Speaker 3: Not to dive into this person now, Okay, well, psychological,
Speaker 3: why are you on block this specific person?
Speaker 2: Comedian Black Mind says she hates that cousins right because
Speaker 2: he always fucking thinks he's right and he's not dark
Speaker 2: Man seventeen.
Speaker 1: He says, they better stop hating and you got muscles?
Speaker 3: I know right, you see it crazy. I'm trying like, yo,
Speaker 3: my body goals is my body goales? Was like whiskey
Speaker 3: leaf between now now now. They brought Lesbie, they brought us.
Speaker 3: She got the b whatever buffalo.
Speaker 1: Making me high stop. Come on, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: through this. I beleeve.
Speaker 2: The Fifth says, but you blocked him to make yourself
Speaker 2: feel better. I blocked him to let myself know that
Speaker 2: I was correct in setting a boundary up. Play with
Speaker 2: somebody to else, right, And I feel like him reaching
Speaker 2: out to me solidified. Yeah, play with somebody to else
Speaker 2: because I'm really that bitch.
Speaker 1: Then I feel like sometimes what what this is?
Speaker 3: What y'all do? This is why you all that?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you're sitting here telling me, did you divide?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I trapped him trapped and.
Speaker 3: You feel justified for something to trap.
Speaker 1: Well, nobody asked to be said a trap that's foolish, duh.
Speaker 1: Why do y'all want me to be somebody? I'm fucking not.
Speaker 2: I'm human, okay, And sometimes you gotta pop out and
Speaker 2: show niggas and sometimes you gotta unblock and.
Speaker 1: Show niggas nigga bomb.
Speaker 3: You you need to do better in life.
Speaker 2: Well, here, here's the thing, right, I feel like to
Speaker 2: pretend that someone is completely healed is a falsehood. It's
Speaker 2: no such thing as being completely healed healing, and your
Speaker 2: fucking mental journey is your mental Like, I feel like,
Speaker 2: there's no destination, it's a journey.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So I can sit here and be like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: did block him because I wanted him to not see me,
Speaker 2: and then they pop up and then him know he
Speaker 2: no longer has X, says to me, right, And then
Speaker 2: I also can see here, say, two years ago, I
Speaker 2: would have popped that nigga tires and punched his mom
Speaker 2: in the fucking face. So when I sit here and say, yes,
Speaker 2: I am blocked him and I feel good about it,
Speaker 2: let me fucking feel good about it.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, all.
Speaker 2: Right, growth, Okay, Oh my god, these are jokes, guys,
Speaker 2: These are jokes, jokes, jokes, satire, satire, satire, satire, satire,
Speaker 2: pop it on the screen, satire, satire, satire. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so now let's talk about stuff that I do. Like,
Speaker 2: the name of the pie is laughing and lying, y'all.
Speaker 2: I was lying about that stuff.
Speaker 3: I was lying.
Speaker 1: We're still laughing and lying. So it doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's talk about stuff. I do like what
Speaker 1: y'all like. I like stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not for everybody, and we're gonna talk
Speaker 2: in a circle a little bit and it's gonna make sense.
Speaker 2: But it's not gonna make sense right. But me personally,
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's something about a man asking
Speaker 2: if I want to do something with him, not like
Speaker 2: a date, not like a date, not like a date.
Speaker 1: Like it's something.
Speaker 2: About a man asking me to do something with him,
Speaker 2: like oh, you want to go with me?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes I do? Yeah, Like oh do you want
Speaker 1: to go with me to Yes, yes I do. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. It doesn't matter what it is. I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: If it's getting your car wash to the laundry mat okay,
Speaker 2: a root canal, I don't care. Yes I do, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do, And I'm gonna tell you why because it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're still putting me in your schedule and thinking of me,
Speaker 2: like mmm, that make my coochie do the boom boom
Speaker 2: thing Like I like this.
Speaker 1: I like this, this A's cool you be thinking.
Speaker 2: Of me, Like, okay, Now, I do want to say
Speaker 2: there's also something about a person that comes with their
Speaker 2: own motion. So I'm not saying every time you go
Speaker 2: out to get drinks or every time you go on adventure,
Speaker 2: I have to come with you, but make time for
Speaker 2: me in your schedule. But I'm not asking you to
Speaker 2: drag me along to all your outings and things like that,
Speaker 2: like you gonna go hang with your friends, baby, I
Speaker 2: don't need to come.
Speaker 1: I don't want to come.
Speaker 3: That's that you had your way of things, you had
Speaker 3: your way of life, and then you took a second
Speaker 3: to like hold on.
Speaker 2: Let me include exactly exactly, like having the thirty seconds
Speaker 2: to be like, okay, well, I know that my schedule
Speaker 2: is packed for this, this, this, this, this, you know?
Speaker 2: Do you my well, do you want to come with
Speaker 2: me to do X, Y and Z right now? Like
Speaker 2: that's dope. Like and I'm not saying that I want
Speaker 2: to be up under you and smell your farts or
Speaker 2: carry your gym bag when you go run ball with
Speaker 2: your friends.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't need to do all that, but just make
Speaker 2: time for me, like think of me consider me, and
Speaker 2: it's so disgusting because when you say it out loud,
Speaker 2: it's very bare minimum. But I still like it. I
Speaker 2: still like it and I still want it. I don't
Speaker 2: know what y'all want me to say, like it it
Speaker 2: makes sense to me, like I don't need to be
Speaker 2: all up under you unless hmmm, I don't know that's situational,
Speaker 2: so I won't say that. I'll say it's just like
Speaker 2: I said earlier. It's nothing like a person who comes
Speaker 2: with their own motion, like I don't want your world
Speaker 2: to revolve around me unless we're talking about, you know,
Speaker 2: finishing Netflix series, like you know this was our thing.
Speaker 1: Don't play with me. This is us. We're locked in.
Speaker 2: But as far as you considering me, what's your time?
Speaker 2: Like that stooped to me.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: Make time for me, yes, but don't make me feel
Speaker 2: like you're waiting on me.
Speaker 1: If that makes sense.
Speaker 3: It should just be a sceneless transition. Yeah, I shouldn't
Speaker 3: have to, Like, it's not like I had to make
Speaker 3: all these arrangements.
Speaker 1: Kai n y C says, By you want to go
Speaker 1: catch this liquid me?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, like Bey, you want to come pick this
Speaker 2: puppy up with me? I do I do you get
Speaker 2: in a pit?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My guy like, yes, I do? Let me give my blanket?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so let's let's recap what do we learn today?
Speaker 2: I'll be laughing and lying that's the first thing. Second thing,
Speaker 2: how much do you tip? And when is it okay
Speaker 2: to tip? Z? I'm not gonna lie. I feel like never,
Speaker 2: fucking never. Honestly, couples who always post on social media
Speaker 2: are less happy than couples who don't. Apparently men aren't
Speaker 2: being taken out for dates, but it's for one or
Speaker 2: two reasons. Every once in a while, I'd like to
Speaker 2: visit my block less and see who's eligible for furlough whatever.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Every time somebody calls me toxic, all I hear is
Speaker 2: exotic okay, And yeah it's something about when a man
Speaker 2: asked me to go run errands with him. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that a lot, especially if I ain't doing
Speaker 2: shit but sitting around with fuzzy socks one. So yeah,
Speaker 2: my message is always gonna be the same, following me
Speaker 2: under Graham asty p p E a ed chocolate chip
Speaker 2: and sip And if you don't remember anything else, Please
Speaker 2: remember satire, satire toxic. This shit satire, satire, satire. I
Speaker 2: love you guys that I see next week.
Speaker 1: Peace,