WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.399 --> 00:00:03.279 He listened to comentar If We Go Podcast, episode four 2 00:00:03.319 --> 00:00:05.519 seventy one. I'm brand I'm here with Rana Day for Christmas. 3 00:00:05.519 --> 00:00:08.160 We're gonna teach you that math is not just for blockers. 4 00:00:07.799 --> 00:00:19.679 Now in our theme Salo, Hey Ryan, we're back forget 5 00:00:19.719 --> 00:00:21.679 another whirlwind adventure. 6 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:23.239 How you doing good? 7 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:24.399 What is going down? 8 00:00:24.519 --> 00:00:27.280 Whole bunch is going down. I'm wearing a hat because 9 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:29.480 I have not showered in quite a while. 10 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:30.920 Welcome to Magic. 11 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:35.280 We have a wonderful Christmas deck and lesson to teach 12 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:38.000 everybody out there in the nation. We have some stories 13 00:00:38.039 --> 00:00:39.840 to tell, some people to thank. Before we get any 14 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:42.079 of that, we have to thank our official business daddies 15 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:45.560 or business santas, in this case Fusion Gaming Online dot 16 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:48.240 Com their source for all your gaming needs. Also, we 17 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:50.840 have to thank Pile of Bones Brewing, Colada, Regina. They're 18 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.079 the second coolest thing to come out of Regina, as 19 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:55.759 well as being the official beer sponsor for c CEO 20 00:00:56.520 --> 00:01:01.719 Sidewalks Lam season three coming soon to YouTube. 21 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:05.439 Season three Tree like Christmas Tree correct or the number 22 00:01:05.519 --> 00:01:07.040 three if you're in Dublin. 23 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:12.000 Both bothactly, Okay, hold on a hold on a second. 24 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:16.120 Okay, They and I don't. I don't, sorry, I yelled 25 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:18.359 into the micro. They're prettuc sure, Gary blues your holout. 26 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:21.560 I'm not sure what's gonna get left in at the 27 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:23.400 start of the show or not, but they were saying, 28 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:26.680 have some faith in Brandon blah blah blah. I let 29 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:30.239 him decide whether or not he wanted to redo the intro, 30 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:31.640 because you mustn't through. 31 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:40.000 I've powered through that hard, I he asked me. He 32 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:45.799 asked me. I asked him. 33 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:46.599 I'm good. 34 00:01:47.239 --> 00:01:51.640 Do what you want. I'm getting teemed. 35 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:56.040 I love my sweater too. Yeah, we are doing the 36 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:57.799 I want to say, fifth annual. 37 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:00.120 I think it's the fifth annual Grueling fist Man. 38 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:05.040 Uncle Brandles Grueling fist. Miss it's gonna be a gruel 39 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:10.479 you fuckers. Oh man to make that, Joe, you don't know, 40 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:15.319 I don't know, but we've got a deck. It's it's 41 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.400 gonna be a ton of fun, little tiny bit of 42 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:22.319 podcasting business. Okay, and I'll keep it as festive as possible. 43 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:22.759 Okay. 44 00:02:23.159 --> 00:02:25.120 I'm gonna start with saying thank you to the business, 45 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:29.840 Santas Fusion Gaming and the whole team. CEO. Holiday still 46 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:31.280 in effect, of course, if you want to get a 47 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:33.319 discount on literally anything. 48 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:37.159 Yeah, games and sleeves and dice and secret layers and 49 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:40.479 cards and boxes and what else is in the store. 50 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:42.240 There's lame AT's those giant play mats. 51 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:44.400 Yeah, there's tables and chairs. I don't know if they're 52 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:45.919 for sale, but they're in there for sure. 53 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:47.680 But and you've been to Fusion too, they've got their 54 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:50.560 wall of play mats. Like they've wallpapered a wall with 55 00:02:50.599 --> 00:02:53.400 play mats. Pretty cool, Yeah, pretty cool, pretty cool. I 56 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:57.599 went to Fusion one time, walked in after driving eleven hours, 57 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:02.159 immediately dumpsterred the toilet. I couldn't even blush. And then 58 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:04.840 some worker I'm just like talking to the managers there, 59 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:08.439 and some workers like walk into the bathroom with plunger 60 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:13.599 with me. Who I hope they're not watching? 61 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:14.159 Oh man. 62 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:16.759 My favorite part of that whole like trip and interaction 63 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:19.800 was I secretly bought that Ultimate Master's Box and then 64 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:21.919 convinced Ryan that I stolen. 65 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.919 Yes, yes, yes, Oh good that was That was a 66 00:03:26.080 --> 00:03:27.639 Oh man, that was fun. 67 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:31.199 Big props to the cashier guy at Fusion who helped 68 00:03:31.199 --> 00:03:31.759 me pull that off. 69 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:35.360 Yeah, let you put it directly into your backpack with 70 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:36.400 like no receipt. 71 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:38.280 It is awesome. 72 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:41.439 Some other worker just fricking tackles you. Yeah. No, no, 73 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:42.960 it was a joke and I just. 74 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:46.719 Brando stopped stealing our sponsor. 75 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:49.039 Yeah, yeah, you ce Ceo Holiday if you want to 76 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:51.280 steal from them legally. 77 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:54.960 Yes, there you go, there you go now, like next up, 78 00:03:55.199 --> 00:03:58.800 next up, we have Holiday beer on the table, not 79 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:03.599 from Pile of Bones specifically specifically, but from their partner, 80 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:05.360 Niccomas Brewing. 81 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:09.560 I just learned where Nacomas is. It's a town in Saskatchewan. Yes, 82 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.919 kind of halfway between here and Regina slash moose. 83 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:15.039 Jaw No the other way, the other way on the highway. 84 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:20.759 What yes, okay. People will be familiar with Country Thunder 85 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:24.480 at Craven. It's like the biggest piss up. 86 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:25.000 In the province. 87 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:27.399 Yeah, one of the biggest piss ups in the world. 88 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:31.800 It's the biggest country music festival in the world that 89 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:33.959 happens here, just like south of where we live. 90 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:36.079 One time got hit by a plow wind it blew 91 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:37.199 the whole stage over. 92 00:04:37.279 --> 00:04:39.040 That was when it first started. My ants were going 93 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:39.439 all the time. 94 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:42.720 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Nicomas is just north of there, 95 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:44.839 so I bet you on Craven week they got. They 96 00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:46.680 have a pretty good week at Nicomas there because they've 97 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:48.839 got like a brewery and a tap room and like 98 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:51.360 a little restaurant with our dervs and stuff and what 99 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:52.279 we have today. 100 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:53.040 I wish I hadn't. 101 00:04:53.079 --> 00:04:54.800 I want to tell people about this because a lot 102 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:57.439 of local people have reached out to me and said, hey, 103 00:04:57.439 --> 00:04:59.480 I tried this or that and it's really good. Okay, 104 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:06.839 thought levitation bourbon barrel aged imperial stout. That sounds like 105 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:10.240 my wife. Imperial imperial stout is like a Russian thing, 106 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:12.240 and she's quite. 107 00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:13.759 Russian, and she's quite stout. 108 00:05:13.959 --> 00:05:14.920 She's quite stow. 109 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:16.720 She's basically Gimli. 110 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:23.720 My wife gimbley. Oh yeah, good thing, she doesn't watch 111 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:30.279 you watch this will be the only episode. Yeah. So 112 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:35.000 levitation here very good. And then over here all decorated 113 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:37.399 for Christmas. Give me a give me a camera one there, Gary, 114 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:42.439 we've got a moon shake and this is a lichten. 115 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:44.040 I don't know what that means. 116 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:51.839 I don't know either, but it's a bottle condition, unfiltered, unpasteurized, 117 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:54.160 and I wanted to see if I could get what 118 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:59.120 was in it, brewed with oak, smoke, wheat and four. 119 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.920 I can't even read these words, it's very good. 120 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:05.399 You know what's awesome about beer is everything in it 121 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:08.360 sounds disgusting, but for some reason, when you just put 122 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:09.759 it in water and let it. 123 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:11.279 Sit, it turns awesome. 124 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:14.319 Oh yeah, and that beer is awesome. You will love it. 125 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:16.480 It tastes a little bit like white wine, but a 126 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:19.800 little bit like Scotch whiskey. But it's beer, so I 127 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:22.879 know you'll like it. Interest you won't try fricking lettuce, 128 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:26.519 but you'll try. I've literally any kind of beer. 129 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:27.959 I tell you, it's disgusting. 130 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:30.800 Let us is the worst food that there is. People 131 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:33.959 should not eat it. I don't understand. Well, the little 132 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:35.800 ball of leaves on the ground, let's put that in 133 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:36.439 our faces. 134 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:42.399 Oh wow, I'm stupid. Let's keep doing that. Merry Chris, 135 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:43.839 come on. 136 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:48.639 Yeah, okay, well, big thanks to the Patreon supporters. Yes 137 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:53.079 for sticking around all frickin' year, and look forward to 138 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.879 some new merch in the new year. We've been talking 139 00:06:55.879 --> 00:06:59.040 about a couple of little projects that haven't really started 140 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:00.319 rolling because. 141 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:01.480 It's it's Christmas time. 142 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:04.360 Destroy your liver season. It's going to be a long 143 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:06.160 week for the livers out there, So shout out to 144 00:07:06.199 --> 00:07:10.879 them too. And the new stuff that we were talking about. 145 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:14.160 I want to say the number one thing that we've 146 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:17.120 ever ever been asked for, the number one thing. We 147 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:20.680 tested them out in Calgary, remember, oh yeah, Yeah, so 148 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:25.160 super exciting there. And of course some some maybe new 149 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:29.160 playe map this year. Yeah, maybe some new merch not 150 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:32.399 a Christmas sweater because these were these were an exclusive, 151 00:07:32.480 --> 00:07:35.079 but but lots of new stuff and it's gonna be 152 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:36.959 a ton of fun. And twenty twenty five we're going 153 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:38.680 to talk about this in a couple of weeks, the 154 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:41.199 year of giving back to the community. Yeah, I want 155 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:42.120 to We're. 156 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:45.279 Gonna send grenades to everybody. Yeah, pulled baby, I. 157 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:47.920 Want to send grenades to people I want to put 158 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:50.720 Uh No, I was going to start to say stuff 159 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:55.480 that would probably get the show canceled, but twenty twenty five, 160 00:07:55.800 --> 00:08:02.120 no grenades. Probably guests more producer and he likes it 161 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:04.639 or not. Yeah, we've had some people, some people that 162 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:08.439 want to learn about magic that Uncle Brando has become 163 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:12.839 fast friends with through the the Dufferin Avenue studio. Yeah, 164 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:15.399 and we're gonna utilize the studio more. Gary doesn't know 165 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:17.199 that either, But I want to use this thing to 166 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:20.800 its full capacity for the show. More effects, more overlays, 167 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:23.000 more cameras on the ceiling. We got a second set 168 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:25.560 now I want to like use it and show it off. 169 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:28.720 Agreed. So I'm gonna play that arcade machine over there 170 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:29.160 some more. 171 00:08:29.399 --> 00:08:31.720 Yeah, we'll just do cutaways of you playing that arcade 172 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:35.120 machine and me and me and producer Gary doing all 173 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:35.799 the freaking work. 174 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:38.440 I never get any better at that game. I just 175 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:40.240 sit there and play it and play. I can never 176 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:40.879 get any better. 177 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:42.000 You don't understand it. 178 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:45.399 It's it's really an accurate representation of life. 179 00:08:45.679 --> 00:08:48.039 Yeah, in order how much you try, you're never gonna 180 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:48.679 get any better. 181 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:53.600 We just we should just suck, and just we should 182 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:55.720 just suck. We just suck. 183 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:59.039 Just appreciate that you suck. Yeah. 184 00:08:59.120 --> 00:09:02.039 So, okay, we've done some fistive greetings. 185 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:04.200 Ye's gonna be a gruel good. I like that. 186 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:08.879 Like that one too, Hay, fistive greeting good. YEA last 187 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:11.519 thing before we get to the deck. Okay, how much 188 00:09:12.320 --> 00:09:15.200 of what are you going to eat this year? 189 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:16.519 How much of what? 190 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:19.720 How much of what thing are you looking forward to 191 00:09:19.759 --> 00:09:23.440 eating the most? This is this is a totally spring 192 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:25.559 on brown or never never warmed them up, even didn't 193 00:09:25.559 --> 00:09:26.279 even spin in it. 194 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:27.279 That's a hard question. 195 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:31.440 Although my favorite thing around any holiday, not just Christmas, 196 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:34.519 is my mom makes these really really good meatballs and 197 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:37.480 she usually makes like a double batch with extra sauce 198 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:40.600 around like Christmas time. Meatballs on Christmas, Yeah, well we 199 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:43.519 get we do a ham and like a we don't 200 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:45.440 do a turkey because I'm the only one in the 201 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:48.120 family that likes turkey. So she makes like one of 202 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:50.960 those like little loaf turkeys, like it's it's like a 203 00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:53.639 ham but made of turkey. Yeah, so we have like 204 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:56.000 an actual ham and then like a little turkey ham, 205 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:58.679 and then these meatballs and then all the other ecout 206 00:09:58.720 --> 00:09:59.960 slam all that you normally get. 207 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:01.440 That's French for a kotma. 208 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:03.960 That's right. But the meatballs are my. 209 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:08.360 Very favorite, mostly because they're delicious, but balls, they're one 210 00:10:08.360 --> 00:10:09.360 of those things that. 211 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:11.960 Are better the next day and I always get the leftover. 212 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:13.039 It's like Chinese food. 213 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:16.279 That's Rebecca said, Yeah, she's the key. We're asking the boy, 214 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:18.440 what's what are you looking forward to the most, and 215 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:20.799 then he's and he says like hammer, turkey or whatever, 216 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:23.919 and then Rebecca says, yeah, I'm looking forward to the 217 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:26.799 next day making like a turkey bun with some mao 218 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:28.360 and some cranberry sauce on it. 219 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:32.039 Yeah, buns though, get them out of here, cranberry sauce. 220 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:33.000 Leave it in the dirt. 221 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:35.799 Oh no, hey, let us know in the comments, because 222 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.159 cranberry sauce is one of the very polarizing things of 223 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:39.799 the holiday. 224 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:43.240 To be fair and fair and honest journalism never tried 225 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:44.000 cranberry sauce. 226 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.039 I should you should? You should it? 227 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:46.480 Really? 228 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:49.799 It really is like candy that you put on top 229 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:52.360 of your turkey or on top of your potatoes or 230 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:53.240 Perge's or whatever. 231 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:55.200 Maybe I'll dip something in it today. Yeah. 232 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:58.399 And there's different kinds right, Like there's there's cranberry like 233 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.799 sauce where it's a most kind of like gravy. It's 234 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:04.639 like blended cranberry kind of like apple sauce. 235 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:05.559 Okay, and what that is? 236 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:09.360 Yeah, And and then there's like the cranberry jelly that 237 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:12.399 comes out of a can and there's like a like 238 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:14.919 a sand castle of cranberry. 239 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:16.720 I think I've seen those on television. 240 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:19.120 Yeah, and then there's like the the stuff that's kind 241 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:21.120 of like jam, which I guess is the same thing 242 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:22.679 that comes in the can, but you just like kind 243 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:25.120 of beat it up, so it's like jellowy or like 244 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:27.919 jam yeah whoop it as you whoop, it's as yeah, 245 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:31.039 you give it the old gruel beat down. Yeah. Yeah, 246 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:34.000 so Cranberry. The second question. 247 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:36.519 Question, actually, what are you excited to eat a Christmas? 248 00:11:36.559 --> 00:11:37.440 You didn't tell me your thing? 249 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:40.919 Oh you know. Rebecca makes a mean ham. She does 250 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:44.679 like she does like a brown sugar glaze. As it's cooking, 251 00:11:44.759 --> 00:11:47.320 she'll like spoon the glaze on and it's pre cut, 252 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:50.679 so it like soaks into the ham. And I was 253 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:53.639 a grown ass man before I had ham. At like 254 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:58.919 literally any holiday, Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, it was always turkey, turkey, 255 00:11:58.919 --> 00:12:02.000 turkey turkey. My dad and brother loved the dark meat, 256 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:04.879 like the legs of the turkey, right, and and my 257 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:07.639 mom and I like the white part. I have a 258 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:11.960 sister too, I don't know what she likes, but we 259 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:16.320 always had turkey. So it goes over to Rebecca's grandma's house. 260 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:18.840 Like she's one of those people that's in her mid 261 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:21.879 to late thirties and still has like all her grandparents. 262 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:25.240 It's kind of weird, yeah, really weird. And there was 263 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:28.120 ham in addition to turkey. So I'm taking all this 264 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:30.000 turkey and I'm like, I'm gonna try ham. You guys, 265 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:32.600 I never had ham at a holiday before. They all 266 00:12:32.639 --> 00:12:34.200 like put their shit down all heavy, and they're like, 267 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:39.759 huh what I'm like, So I just I loaded up 268 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:41.679 on ham and I went ham. 269 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:45.519 That's because like in Soviet Russia, whatever animal you can catch, 270 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:47.440 kill and cook, that's what you get for the holidays. 271 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:50.360 Have turkey, I guess it turns out it's a turkey, Yeah. 272 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:53.399 Turkey or pig or what other animals? Can you pheasant? 273 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:55.840 Yes, I'm sure there's peasant hunting in Russia. 274 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:57.279 There's probably snakes there too. 275 00:12:57.399 --> 00:12:57.840 I don't know. 276 00:12:57.919 --> 00:12:59.840 No, I don't know what lives in Russia. 277 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:02.759 My second question, okay, ohhamn is my answer. 278 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:03.840 My second question. 279 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:08.360 What's your go to Christmas drink to celebrate the holidays, 280 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:11.000 Whether that be like playing magic with the dude bros, 281 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:13.879 going to the Coachman licensed beverage room, shout out to them, 282 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.320 or when you're at your in laws house, like what's 283 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:19.039 the what's the thing that you say? I can do 284 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:22.600 this all Christmas, no questions, I just I just drink 285 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:26.559 beer ry, just regular asser something like the holiday bland 286 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:27.840 or nothing shake. 287 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:30.679 There used to be a Christmas beer from a local 288 00:13:30.720 --> 00:13:32.360 place here that I used to really like, but they 289 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:34.759 don't make it anymore since they're under new ownership, so 290 00:13:34.919 --> 00:13:38.120 that has kind of gone by the wayside. So I'm 291 00:13:38.159 --> 00:13:40.720 mostly just kind of my regular beer that I have 292 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:44.360 around the house, or or I actually will do I 293 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:47.399 while I like playing eggnog, I will do the old 294 00:13:47.519 --> 00:13:51.000 khalua in eggnog kgnog. 295 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:51.440 I like that. 296 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:52.879 Yeah, I like. 297 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:55.000 I like if it's some chocolate syrup, if they have 298 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:57.120 oh my god, you ever had diabetes before? 299 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.879 Of course, of course, and everybody doesn't every have the Beatles. 300 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:06.039 Uh, yes, no, well I thought we all did. I like. Uh. 301 00:14:06.240 --> 00:14:08.200 I like when when we used to record at the 302 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:11.039 other place. I liked when we found the Bailey's and 303 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:14.080 the eggnog in the in the in the staff fridge 304 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:17.399 and just jumpstered a whole two liter while we're h 305 00:14:17.559 --> 00:14:20.440 and a whole bottle of Bailey's while we're recording CEO. 306 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.240 It's like, hey, we ran out of we ran out 307 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:26.000 of eggnog. So we just have a giant solo cup 308 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:30.799 of fricking basil drink, which is drinking sugar and alcohol. Yeah, 309 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:33.399 those are some of the best grueling Christmases I've ever had. 310 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:36.639 But you know what I like, and and most people 311 00:14:36.759 --> 00:14:40.360 like eggnog and rum, right, but we we live in 312 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:42.200 the North, the Great White, if you will. 313 00:14:42.240 --> 00:14:43.960 So it's whiskey, like we talked about yesterday. 314 00:14:44.039 --> 00:14:47.720 Yeah, I like Crown Royal whiskey, which I know that 315 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:51.120 they don't have everywhere in the Land of the Free. Really, Yeah, 316 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:53.320 lots of people have never heard of Rye whiskey before. 317 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:57.440 That's what we make here. Gimli, Manitoba, that's where it's from. 318 00:14:57.639 --> 00:14:58.080 Oh. 319 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:04.279 And also Gibson's, Gibson's Canadian Finest it's pretty good. 320 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:05.120 Yeah. 321 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:08.799 Yeah, I like Gibson's and another Canadian whiskey that I'm 322 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:10.120 sure that they don't have everywhere. 323 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:10.879 Huh. 324 00:15:10.919 --> 00:15:13.159 But if you see those two, they're they're good in eggnog. 325 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:15.000 I like them with a slice apple in there. 326 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.440 Oh weird, that's some weird ship. Yeah, No, very good. 327 00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:19.840 Put a celery stick in there too, just make it 328 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:20.759 a caesar. 329 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:23.320 Yeah, and then take out the eggnog and put clemato 330 00:15:23.399 --> 00:15:26.320 juice and take out the whiskey. Put vodka. Put pickle 331 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.279 in there. Yeah, and they very festive green and red. 332 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:31.200 Yeah. Put some like salt and ship on the rent 333 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:31.679 of the glass. 334 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:36.039 Yes, yeah, yeah, you know what I had. 335 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:39.200 I had two Caesarsars. 336 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:41.960 I know you're doing that my strange addiction thing where 337 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:44.120 like you get the lady has a baby and then 338 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:46.720 she has a whiff of drywall and there's something in 339 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:49.519 the drywall that her body wants since she becomes addicted 340 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:53.840 to eating drywall. Yes, it's called pika, except you had 341 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:57.039 a seeson to Caesar, which is much more regular, which 342 00:15:57.039 --> 00:15:57.720 I appreciate. 343 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:04.159 Yeah, Caesar much healthier than drywall. Yes, you know pica. Yeah, 344 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:07.480 it's uh, your your brain tells your nose. Hey, that's 345 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:11.120 that's really good. Should probably I'm probably lacking that nutrient 346 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:13.080 in my diet because the baby's sucking it all out 347 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:16.039 of my body. You should probably eat that. Don't give 348 00:16:16.080 --> 00:16:18.960 into the peak of cravings their mothers to be. Dry 349 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:22.879 Wall is common one. Dirt paint is another one. Probably 350 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:24.759 you're not getting enough protein in your diet. 351 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:30.360 It don't paint, no man, what a public service announcer 352 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:33.200 from CEO, Yeah, don't drink paint. 353 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:34.240 There you go. 354 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:36.840 Don't drink paint just because it's colorful. 355 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:39.360 Paint thinner. On the other hand, well, I. 356 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:42.240 Mean sometimes life is hardink shaming. 357 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:44.399 In the nation, No exactly. While speaking of no kink shaming. 358 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:46.399 We got a deck to do, and this one from 359 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:51.080 and and I added things to his name. Okay, okay, 360 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:53.039 I'm gonna see if I can do this. All Filler 361 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:58.000 put them on ice, Chiller killer, Miller right, put them 362 00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:00.039 on ice. Was like, I don't know, it seems Christmas. 363 00:16:59.759 --> 00:17:01.360 Shirt or murdery. 364 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:06.519 That's much more murdery, given given who aiden all Killer? 365 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:11.160 No Filler, No, yes, yes, yes, but he sent this 366 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:14.359 in Emperor of Grilled Cheese or something on the on 367 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:14.960 the internet. 368 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:19.319 I also added chiller in there because Christmas. Maybe maybe 369 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:22.440 you're chilling your your egg nog. I don't know. Maybe 370 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:24.200 you're putting ice in a drink so it's cold. 371 00:17:24.319 --> 00:17:25.359 Maybe it's cold outside. 372 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:27.759 I'm doing the best I can. I don't know. Okay, 373 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:32.559 we have got Carlac Fury of a Urnas with the 374 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:37.920 hearty Outlander background. So do you want to let us 375 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:39.759 let us know at home, let everybody know at home 376 00:17:39.799 --> 00:17:40.640 what these cards do. 377 00:17:40.839 --> 00:17:43.079 Carlac Fury of a Vernas is a five four t 378 00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:46.480 fling barbarian for Red four. Whenever you attack, if it's 379 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:48.640 the first time you've attacked this turn on tap all 380 00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:51.920 attacking creatures they gain first strike until end of turn. 381 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:55.000 After this phase there is an additional combat phase and 382 00:17:55.119 --> 00:17:56.359 she can have a background. 383 00:17:56.599 --> 00:17:58.519 Yeah, and the background. 384 00:17:58.079 --> 00:18:00.759 The background is Hardy Outlander. It's an inch for green 385 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.599 one Commander creatures. You have whenever this creature attacks a 386 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:06.119 player if that player has more life than any other 387 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:10.839 opponent target creature, that another target creature excuse me, gets 388 00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:13.720 plus x plus x or x is your commander's power 389 00:18:13.839 --> 00:18:15.039 in this case five. 390 00:18:16.440 --> 00:18:16.839 Whoa. 391 00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:18.960 So you tack the player with the most life yep, 392 00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:21.039 and then one of your creatures gets like. 393 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:23.519 Double power gets plus five plus five. 394 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:25.960 Unless you've got a bigger creature, unless you've got a 395 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:28.319 bigger dude. Yes, well, if the bigger dude also gets to. 396 00:18:28.680 --> 00:18:30.960 Oh yeah, you just make your commander bigger than somebody else, 397 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:31.839 gets even bigger. 398 00:18:31.960 --> 00:18:32.240 Yes. 399 00:18:32.359 --> 00:18:35.599 Okay, So we're we're gonna fly through some of the 400 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:40.480 stuff relatively quickly, I think, because we're gonna start to 401 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:43.200