Speaker 1: He listened to comentar If We Go Podcast, episode four
Speaker 1: seventy one. I'm brand I'm here with Rana Day for Christmas.
Speaker 1: We're gonna teach you that math is not just for blockers.
Speaker 2: Now in our theme Salo, Hey Ryan, we're back forget
Speaker 2: another whirlwind adventure.
Speaker 3: How you doing good?
Speaker 4: What is going down?
Speaker 1: Whole bunch is going down. I'm wearing a hat because
Speaker 1: I have not showered in quite a while.
Speaker 4: Welcome to Magic.
Speaker 1: We have a wonderful Christmas deck and lesson to teach
Speaker 1: everybody out there in the nation. We have some stories
Speaker 1: to tell, some people to thank. Before we get any
Speaker 1: of that, we have to thank our official business daddies
Speaker 1: or business santas, in this case Fusion Gaming Online dot
Speaker 1: Com their source for all your gaming needs. Also, we
Speaker 1: have to thank Pile of Bones Brewing, Colada, Regina. They're
Speaker 1: the second coolest thing to come out of Regina, as
Speaker 1: well as being the official beer sponsor for c CEO
Speaker 1: Sidewalks Lam season three coming soon to YouTube.
Speaker 4: Season three Tree like Christmas Tree correct or the number
Speaker 4: three if you're in Dublin.
Speaker 3: Both bothactly, Okay, hold on a hold on a second.
Speaker 4: Okay, They and I don't. I don't, sorry, I yelled
Speaker 4: into the micro. They're prettuc sure, Gary blues your holout.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what's gonna get left in at the
Speaker 4: start of the show or not, but they were saying,
Speaker 4: have some faith in Brandon blah blah blah. I let
Speaker 4: him decide whether or not he wanted to redo the intro,
Speaker 4: because you mustn't through.
Speaker 3: I've powered through that hard, I he asked me. He
Speaker 3: asked me. I asked him.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Do what you want. I'm getting teemed.
Speaker 4: I love my sweater too. Yeah, we are doing the
Speaker 4: I want to say, fifth annual.
Speaker 3: I think it's the fifth annual Grueling fist Man.
Speaker 4: Uncle Brandles Grueling fist. Miss it's gonna be a gruel
Speaker 4: you fuckers. Oh man to make that, Joe, you don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't know, but we've got a deck. It's it's
Speaker 4: gonna be a ton of fun, little tiny bit of
Speaker 4: podcasting business. Okay, and I'll keep it as festive as possible.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start with saying thank you to the business,
Speaker 4: Santas Fusion Gaming and the whole team. CEO. Holiday still
Speaker 4: in effect, of course, if you want to get a
Speaker 4: discount on literally anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, games and sleeves and dice and secret layers and
Speaker 1: cards and boxes and what else is in the store.
Speaker 4: There's lame AT's those giant play mats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's tables and chairs. I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: for sale, but they're in there for sure.
Speaker 4: But and you've been to Fusion too, they've got their
Speaker 4: wall of play mats. Like they've wallpapered a wall with
Speaker 4: play mats. Pretty cool, Yeah, pretty cool, pretty cool. I
Speaker 4: went to Fusion one time, walked in after driving eleven hours,
Speaker 4: immediately dumpsterred the toilet. I couldn't even blush. And then
Speaker 4: some worker I'm just like talking to the managers there,
Speaker 4: and some workers like walk into the bathroom with plunger
Speaker 4: with me. Who I hope they're not watching?
Speaker 3: Oh man.
Speaker 1: My favorite part of that whole like trip and interaction
Speaker 1: was I secretly bought that Ultimate Master's Box and then
Speaker 1: convinced Ryan that I stolen.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, Oh good that was That was a
Speaker 4: Oh man, that was fun.
Speaker 3: Big props to the cashier guy at Fusion who helped
Speaker 3: me pull that off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let you put it directly into your backpack with
Speaker 4: like no receipt.
Speaker 3: It is awesome.
Speaker 4: Some other worker just fricking tackles you. Yeah. No, no,
Speaker 4: it was a joke and I just.
Speaker 3: Brando stopped stealing our sponsor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you ce Ceo Holiday if you want to
Speaker 1: steal from them legally.
Speaker 4: Yes, there you go, there you go now, like next up,
Speaker 4: next up, we have Holiday beer on the table, not
Speaker 4: from Pile of Bones specifically specifically, but from their partner,
Speaker 4: Niccomas Brewing.
Speaker 1: I just learned where Nacomas is. It's a town in Saskatchewan. Yes,
Speaker 1: kind of halfway between here and Regina slash moose.
Speaker 4: Jaw No the other way, the other way on the highway.
Speaker 4: What yes, okay. People will be familiar with Country Thunder
Speaker 4: at Craven. It's like the biggest piss up.
Speaker 3: In the province.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of the biggest piss ups in the world.
Speaker 4: It's the biggest country music festival in the world that
Speaker 4: happens here, just like south of where we live.
Speaker 1: One time got hit by a plow wind it blew
Speaker 1: the whole stage over.
Speaker 3: That was when it first started. My ants were going
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Nicomas is just north of there,
Speaker 4: so I bet you on Craven week they got. They
Speaker 4: have a pretty good week at Nicomas there because they've
Speaker 4: got like a brewery and a tap room and like
Speaker 4: a little restaurant with our dervs and stuff and what
Speaker 4: we have today.
Speaker 3: I wish I hadn't.
Speaker 4: I want to tell people about this because a lot
Speaker 4: of local people have reached out to me and said, hey,
Speaker 4: I tried this or that and it's really good. Okay,
Speaker 4: thought levitation bourbon barrel aged imperial stout. That sounds like
Speaker 4: my wife. Imperial imperial stout is like a Russian thing,
Speaker 4: and she's quite.
Speaker 3: Russian, and she's quite stout.
Speaker 4: She's quite stow.
Speaker 3: She's basically Gimli.
Speaker 4: My wife gimbley. Oh yeah, good thing, she doesn't watch
Speaker 4: you watch this will be the only episode. Yeah. So
Speaker 4: levitation here very good. And then over here all decorated
Speaker 4: for Christmas. Give me a give me a camera one there, Gary,
Speaker 4: we've got a moon shake and this is a lichten.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: I don't know either, but it's a bottle condition, unfiltered, unpasteurized,
Speaker 4: and I wanted to see if I could get what
Speaker 4: was in it, brewed with oak, smoke, wheat and four.
Speaker 4: I can't even read these words, it's very good.
Speaker 1: You know what's awesome about beer is everything in it
Speaker 1: sounds disgusting, but for some reason, when you just put
Speaker 1: it in water and let it.
Speaker 3: Sit, it turns awesome.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that beer is awesome. You will love it.
Speaker 4: It tastes a little bit like white wine, but a
Speaker 4: little bit like Scotch whiskey. But it's beer, so I
Speaker 4: know you'll like it. Interest you won't try fricking lettuce,
Speaker 4: but you'll try. I've literally any kind of beer.
Speaker 3: I tell you, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Let us is the worst food that there is. People
Speaker 1: should not eat it. I don't understand. Well, the little
Speaker 1: ball of leaves on the ground, let's put that in
Speaker 1: our faces.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'm stupid. Let's keep doing that. Merry Chris,
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well, big thanks to the Patreon supporters. Yes
Speaker 4: for sticking around all frickin' year, and look forward to
Speaker 4: some new merch in the new year. We've been talking
Speaker 4: about a couple of little projects that haven't really started
Speaker 4: rolling because.
Speaker 3: It's it's Christmas time.
Speaker 4: Destroy your liver season. It's going to be a long
Speaker 4: week for the livers out there, So shout out to
Speaker 4: them too. And the new stuff that we were talking about.
Speaker 4: I want to say the number one thing that we've
Speaker 4: ever ever been asked for, the number one thing. We
Speaker 4: tested them out in Calgary, remember, oh yeah, Yeah, so
Speaker 4: super exciting there. And of course some some maybe new
Speaker 4: playe map this year. Yeah, maybe some new merch not
Speaker 4: a Christmas sweater because these were these were an exclusive,
Speaker 4: but but lots of new stuff and it's gonna be
Speaker 4: a ton of fun. And twenty twenty five we're going
Speaker 4: to talk about this in a couple of weeks, the
Speaker 4: year of giving back to the community. Yeah, I want
Speaker 4: to We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna send grenades to everybody. Yeah, pulled baby, I.
Speaker 4: Want to send grenades to people I want to put
Speaker 4: Uh No, I was going to start to say stuff
Speaker 4: that would probably get the show canceled, but twenty twenty five,
Speaker 4: no grenades. Probably guests more producer and he likes it
Speaker 4: or not. Yeah, we've had some people, some people that
Speaker 4: want to learn about magic that Uncle Brando has become
Speaker 4: fast friends with through the the Dufferin Avenue studio. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna utilize the studio more. Gary doesn't know
Speaker 4: that either, But I want to use this thing to
Speaker 4: its full capacity for the show. More effects, more overlays,
Speaker 4: more cameras on the ceiling. We got a second set
Speaker 4: now I want to like use it and show it off.
Speaker 3: Agreed. So I'm gonna play that arcade machine over there
Speaker 3: some more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll just do cutaways of you playing that arcade
Speaker 4: machine and me and me and producer Gary doing all
Speaker 4: the freaking work.
Speaker 1: I never get any better at that game. I just
Speaker 1: sit there and play it and play. I can never
Speaker 1: get any better.
Speaker 3: You don't understand it.
Speaker 4: It's it's really an accurate representation of life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in order how much you try, you're never gonna
Speaker 1: get any better.
Speaker 4: We just we should just suck, and just we should
Speaker 4: just suck. We just suck.
Speaker 3: Just appreciate that you suck. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, okay, we've done some fistive greetings.
Speaker 3: Ye's gonna be a gruel good. I like that.
Speaker 4: Like that one too, Hay, fistive greeting good. YEA last
Speaker 4: thing before we get to the deck. Okay, how much
Speaker 4: of what are you going to eat this year?
Speaker 3: How much of what?
Speaker 4: How much of what thing are you looking forward to
Speaker 4: eating the most? This is this is a totally spring
Speaker 4: on brown or never never warmed them up, even didn't
Speaker 4: even spin in it.
Speaker 3: That's a hard question.
Speaker 1: Although my favorite thing around any holiday, not just Christmas,
Speaker 1: is my mom makes these really really good meatballs and
Speaker 1: she usually makes like a double batch with extra sauce
Speaker 1: around like Christmas time. Meatballs on Christmas, Yeah, well we
Speaker 1: get we do a ham and like a we don't
Speaker 1: do a turkey because I'm the only one in the
Speaker 1: family that likes turkey. So she makes like one of
Speaker 1: those like little loaf turkeys, like it's it's like a
Speaker 1: ham but made of turkey. Yeah, so we have like
Speaker 1: an actual ham and then like a little turkey ham,
Speaker 1: and then these meatballs and then all the other ecout
Speaker 1: slam all that you normally get.
Speaker 4: That's French for a kotma.
Speaker 3: That's right. But the meatballs are my.
Speaker 1: Very favorite, mostly because they're delicious, but balls, they're one
Speaker 1: of those things that.
Speaker 3: Are better the next day and I always get the leftover.
Speaker 3: It's like Chinese food.
Speaker 4: That's Rebecca said, Yeah, she's the key. We're asking the boy,
Speaker 4: what's what are you looking forward to the most, and
Speaker 4: then he's and he says like hammer, turkey or whatever,
Speaker 4: and then Rebecca says, yeah, I'm looking forward to the
Speaker 4: next day making like a turkey bun with some mao
Speaker 4: and some cranberry sauce on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, buns though, get them out of here, cranberry sauce.
Speaker 1: Leave it in the dirt.
Speaker 4: Oh no, hey, let us know in the comments, because
Speaker 4: cranberry sauce is one of the very polarizing things of
Speaker 4: the holiday.
Speaker 1: To be fair and fair and honest journalism never tried
Speaker 1: cranberry sauce.
Speaker 3: I should you should? You should it?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: It really is like candy that you put on top
Speaker 4: of your turkey or on top of your potatoes or
Speaker 4: Perge's or whatever.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll dip something in it today. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And there's different kinds right, Like there's there's cranberry like
Speaker 4: sauce where it's a most kind of like gravy. It's
Speaker 4: like blended cranberry kind of like apple sauce.
Speaker 3: Okay, and what that is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And and then there's like the cranberry jelly that
Speaker 4: comes out of a can and there's like a like
Speaker 4: a sand castle of cranberry.
Speaker 3: I think I've seen those on television.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then there's like the the stuff that's kind
Speaker 4: of like jam, which I guess is the same thing
Speaker 4: that comes in the can, but you just like kind
Speaker 4: of beat it up, so it's like jellowy or like
Speaker 4: jam yeah whoop it as you whoop, it's as yeah,
Speaker 4: you give it the old gruel beat down. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so Cranberry. The second question.
Speaker 1: Question, actually, what are you excited to eat a Christmas?
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me your thing?
Speaker 4: Oh you know. Rebecca makes a mean ham. She does
Speaker 4: like she does like a brown sugar glaze. As it's cooking,
Speaker 4: she'll like spoon the glaze on and it's pre cut,
Speaker 4: so it like soaks into the ham. And I was
Speaker 4: a grown ass man before I had ham. At like
Speaker 4: literally any holiday, Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, it was always turkey, turkey,
Speaker 4: turkey turkey. My dad and brother loved the dark meat,
Speaker 4: like the legs of the turkey, right, and and my
Speaker 4: mom and I like the white part. I have a
Speaker 4: sister too, I don't know what she likes, but we
Speaker 4: always had turkey. So it goes over to Rebecca's grandma's house.
Speaker 4: Like she's one of those people that's in her mid
Speaker 4: to late thirties and still has like all her grandparents.
Speaker 4: It's kind of weird, yeah, really weird. And there was
Speaker 4: ham in addition to turkey. So I'm taking all this
Speaker 4: turkey and I'm like, I'm gonna try ham. You guys,
Speaker 4: I never had ham at a holiday before. They all
Speaker 4: like put their shit down all heavy, and they're like,
Speaker 4: huh what I'm like, So I just I loaded up
Speaker 4: on ham and I went ham.
Speaker 1: That's because like in Soviet Russia, whatever animal you can catch,
Speaker 1: kill and cook, that's what you get for the holidays.
Speaker 4: Have turkey, I guess it turns out it's a turkey, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Turkey or pig or what other animals? Can you pheasant?
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sure there's peasant hunting in Russia.
Speaker 3: There's probably snakes there too.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what lives in Russia.
Speaker 4: My second question, okay, ohhamn is my answer.
Speaker 3: My second question.
Speaker 4: What's your go to Christmas drink to celebrate the holidays,
Speaker 4: Whether that be like playing magic with the dude bros,
Speaker 4: going to the Coachman licensed beverage room, shout out to them,
Speaker 4: or when you're at your in laws house, like what's
Speaker 4: the what's the thing that you say? I can do
Speaker 4: this all Christmas, no questions, I just I just drink
Speaker 4: beer ry, just regular asser something like the holiday bland
Speaker 4: or nothing shake.
Speaker 1: There used to be a Christmas beer from a local
Speaker 1: place here that I used to really like, but they
Speaker 1: don't make it anymore since they're under new ownership, so
Speaker 1: that has kind of gone by the wayside. So I'm
Speaker 1: mostly just kind of my regular beer that I have
Speaker 1: around the house, or or I actually will do I
Speaker 1: while I like playing eggnog, I will do the old
Speaker 1: khalua in eggnog kgnog.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like.
Speaker 1: I like if it's some chocolate syrup, if they have
Speaker 1: oh my god, you ever had diabetes before?
Speaker 3: Of course, of course, and everybody doesn't every have the Beatles.
Speaker 4: Uh, yes, no, well I thought we all did. I like. Uh.
Speaker 4: I like when when we used to record at the
Speaker 4: other place. I liked when we found the Bailey's and
Speaker 4: the eggnog in the in the in the staff fridge
Speaker 4: and just jumpstered a whole two liter while we're h
Speaker 4: and a whole bottle of Bailey's while we're recording CEO.
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, we ran out of we ran out
Speaker 4: of eggnog. So we just have a giant solo cup
Speaker 4: of fricking basil drink, which is drinking sugar and alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 4: those are some of the best grueling Christmases I've ever had.
Speaker 4: But you know what I like, and and most people
Speaker 4: like eggnog and rum, right, but we we live in
Speaker 4: the North, the Great White, if you will.
Speaker 3: So it's whiskey, like we talked about yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Crown Royal whiskey, which I know that
Speaker 4: they don't have everywhere in the Land of the Free. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 4: lots of people have never heard of Rye whiskey before.
Speaker 4: That's what we make here. Gimli, Manitoba, that's where it's from.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: And also Gibson's, Gibson's Canadian Finest it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Gibson's and another Canadian whiskey that I'm
Speaker 4: sure that they don't have everywhere.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 4: But if you see those two, they're they're good in eggnog.
Speaker 4: I like them with a slice apple in there.
Speaker 3: Oh weird, that's some weird ship. Yeah, No, very good.
Speaker 3: Put a celery stick in there too, just make it
Speaker 3: a caesar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then take out the eggnog and put clemato
Speaker 4: juice and take out the whiskey. Put vodka. Put pickle
Speaker 4: in there. Yeah, and they very festive green and red.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Put some like salt and ship on the rent
Speaker 3: of the glass.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, you know what I had.
Speaker 4: I had two Caesarsars.
Speaker 1: I know you're doing that my strange addiction thing where
Speaker 1: like you get the lady has a baby and then
Speaker 1: she has a whiff of drywall and there's something in
Speaker 1: the drywall that her body wants since she becomes addicted
Speaker 1: to eating drywall. Yes, it's called pika, except you had
Speaker 1: a seeson to Caesar, which is much more regular, which
Speaker 1: I appreciate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Caesar much healthier than drywall. Yes, you know pica. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's uh, your your brain tells your nose. Hey, that's
Speaker 4: that's really good. Should probably I'm probably lacking that nutrient
Speaker 4: in my diet because the baby's sucking it all out
Speaker 4: of my body. You should probably eat that. Don't give
Speaker 4: into the peak of cravings their mothers to be. Dry
Speaker 4: Wall is common one. Dirt paint is another one. Probably
Speaker 4: you're not getting enough protein in your diet.
Speaker 1: It don't paint, no man, what a public service announcer
Speaker 1: from CEO, Yeah, don't drink paint.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 3: Don't drink paint just because it's colorful.
Speaker 4: Paint thinner. On the other hand, well, I.
Speaker 3: Mean sometimes life is hardink shaming.
Speaker 4: In the nation, No exactly. While speaking of no kink shaming.
Speaker 4: We got a deck to do, and this one from
Speaker 4: and and I added things to his name. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see if I can do this. All Filler
Speaker 4: put them on ice, Chiller killer, Miller right, put them
Speaker 4: on ice. Was like, I don't know, it seems Christmas.
Speaker 3: Shirt or murdery.
Speaker 1: That's much more murdery, given given who aiden all Killer?
Speaker 1: No Filler, No, yes, yes, yes, but he sent this
Speaker 1: in Emperor of Grilled Cheese or something on the on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 4: I also added chiller in there because Christmas. Maybe maybe
Speaker 4: you're chilling your your egg nog. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 4: you're putting ice in a drink so it's cold.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 4: I'm doing the best I can. I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 4: we have got Carlac Fury of a Urnas with the
Speaker 4: hearty Outlander background. So do you want to let us
Speaker 4: let us know at home, let everybody know at home
Speaker 4: what these cards do.
Speaker 1: Carlac Fury of a Vernas is a five four t
Speaker 1: fling barbarian for Red four. Whenever you attack, if it's
Speaker 1: the first time you've attacked this turn on tap all
Speaker 1: attacking creatures they gain first strike until end of turn.
Speaker 1: After this phase there is an additional combat phase and
Speaker 1: she can have a background.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the background.
Speaker 1: The background is Hardy Outlander. It's an inch for green
Speaker 1: one Commander creatures. You have whenever this creature attacks a
Speaker 1: player if that player has more life than any other
Speaker 1: opponent target creature, that another target creature excuse me, gets
Speaker 1: plus x plus x or x is your commander's power
Speaker 1: in this case five.
Speaker 3: Whoa.
Speaker 4: So you tack the player with the most life yep,
Speaker 4: and then one of your creatures gets like.
Speaker 3: Double power gets plus five plus five.
Speaker 1: Unless you've got a bigger creature, unless you've got a
Speaker 1: bigger dude. Yes, well, if the bigger dude also gets to.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just make your commander bigger than somebody else,
Speaker 4: gets even bigger.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we're we're gonna fly through some of the
Speaker 4: stuff relatively quickly, I think, because we're gonna start to
Speaker 4: see a pattern. This is what this deck wants to do.
Speaker 3: This deck is nuts.
Speaker 1: For the record, we always talk ah math is for
Speaker 1: blockers just turn their stuff sideways.
Speaker 3: That is not how this works.
Speaker 1: This deck is way more complicated than I think even
Speaker 1: all killer Filler Chiller Miller thinks, because there's so much
Speaker 1: layering and whether things will happen or not, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of like before you even move to blockers,
Speaker 1: it's like, can't turn my stuff sideways. And somebody says, yeah,
Speaker 1: well how big are they all start doing some blocking,
Speaker 1: and you gotta what whip your Calgary calculator and your
Speaker 1: float chart to see which things actually trigger it?
Speaker 4: How many times if this, then this, if this then
Speaker 4: not this. You need to be a programmer. You need
Speaker 4: to have an abacus, if your uncle Branda.
Speaker 1: You gotta have all the things layered properly so that
Speaker 1: a lot of those if vans will actually happen.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, dude.
Speaker 4: Okay, well let's get some of the main stuff out
Speaker 4: of the way so we can get to that. Okay,
Speaker 4: so we've got some ramp and atypical ramp at that,
Speaker 4: but we're not gonna super go into it all because
Speaker 4: we spent a lot of time talking about Christmas. Okay,
Speaker 4: Tanuki transplanter. This is a dog equipment.
Speaker 3: An equipment dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's got reconfigure, right, so it could be
Speaker 4: a creature or an equipment. And when equipped creature attacks,
Speaker 4: add an amount of green equal to its power.
Speaker 3: See here we go.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you you attack with let's say you're your four
Speaker 1: to four, That isn't Carlac. You put that ability underneath
Speaker 1: the enchantment's ability that gives the creature plus five plus five,
Speaker 1: and then instead of you getting four mana, you get
Speaker 1: nine nine.
Speaker 4: And then you attack again with Carlac you get nine again,
Speaker 4: or this time you get plus nine, so you get
Speaker 4: eighteen man of the second time. Yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 3: It's a lot.
Speaker 4: Okay, Grand Warlord Rata. Uh. Whenever one or more creatures attack,
Speaker 4: you add that much manna.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you attack with five guys, you get five
Speaker 1: red or green, depending on what you want.
Speaker 4: Primeval herald is enters or attacks. Search your library for
Speaker 4: a basic land. It's not about a field tapped.
Speaker 1: Three to one with trample. Very important because when you
Speaker 1: attack with Carlac, she becomes an eight one or an
Speaker 1: eight and eight six with trample. That finds you a
Speaker 1: land and puts it into play. It's a good card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, enters or attacks attack very important. We've got Goblin,
Speaker 4: a narco.
Speaker 3: Mancer, filthy phil as we call them, the Nation.
Speaker 4: Greens and reds costs one less. We've got indulged to
Speaker 4: indulge to excess, indulge, indulge in excess. It's in not
Speaker 4: too uh no, these ones are they're all.
Speaker 3: Two now they're in mm hmm. We'll see about that.
Speaker 3: Very Christmas y indulge in exits. Hell, yeah, it is.
Speaker 4: Whenever a creature you control attacks this turn created one
Speaker 4: one green and white citizen tapped in attacking, and then
Speaker 4: the aftermath one is create a treasure for each creature
Speaker 4: you control that dealt damage this turn.
Speaker 3: Ooh yeah, really good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Savage Vent mods a dragon when it attacks you add
Speaker 4: green green, green, red, red red.
Speaker 3: Pretty good, yeah, very good.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, green, green, green, red, red red. Then it
Speaker 4: attacks again greener, green, red, red again. Yes, and then
Speaker 4: Captain Lannery Storm when they attack you get a treasure.
Speaker 4: Mech treasure maybe and you can sacrifice a treasure to
Speaker 4: give plus one to her until underturn.
Speaker 3: But she's already a seven to seven, so you probably
Speaker 3: don't need to do that.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'll sack all my treasures and then get
Speaker 4: a second combat face. So then she becomes fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 3: That's good. Doesn't should trample yet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well if she doesn't, got no blockers in front
Speaker 4: of her, it's fricking Okay. We've got some control, which
Speaker 4: I don't know why this deck needs it, but here
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 3: We sometimes you gotta just get shit out of it.
Speaker 1: And one of these cards is actually really good, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that one a little.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go over a few of them quickly
Speaker 4: though blasphemous Act swift foot boots, cross and grip uh
Speaker 4: over protect target creature you control gets plus three and
Speaker 4: trample and hexproof and indestructible till under turned Chaos Warp,
Speaker 4: Guaya's Gift plus one reach, trample, hexproof, indestructible.
Speaker 3: Stump stumps.
Speaker 4: I can't stump stump stomp. I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: No King shaving in the nation. Just if you like
Speaker 1: the stump stump, go for it. It's a sorcery target. Great,
Speaker 1: you control those damage equal to its power to target
Speaker 1: creature or plans mark you don't controls.
Speaker 4: Stump Oh man, there.
Speaker 3: It only costs two. It costs way more in real
Speaker 3: life to get that done.
Speaker 4: Well, it depends on where you go. If you saw
Speaker 4: the art on YouTube where you should be watching, yes
Speaker 4: you would see a totally different interpretation than what I had.
Speaker 3: In my head.
Speaker 4: Yes, I imagined my stump getting stomped, but in the art
Speaker 4: it's actually a stump that's doing this stumping.
Speaker 3: Very good, very good.
Speaker 4: Okay, Waltz of Rage.
Speaker 1: This is the one I actually want. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: the cool ones. This is a sorcery for red red
Speaker 1: three target creature. We control des damage equal to its
Speaker 1: power to each other creature.
Speaker 3: Then until end of turn.
Speaker 1: Whenever a creature we control each shit, we exile the
Speaker 1: top card of our library and we can play it
Speaker 1: until the end of the next turn. So it wipes
Speaker 1: out essentially all of the creatures. Probably everybody's gonna take
Speaker 1: nine or ten or whatever, and you're gonna lose guys,
Speaker 1: which are also going to draw five cards for your
Speaker 1: next turn. It's like a Chondra's ignition that doesn't kill players.
Speaker 1: That kind of lets you rebuild, which is important in a.
Speaker 3: Deck like this.
Speaker 1: That's a good choice, a good card and for fitty
Speaker 1: cent it's a good card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, cool art too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then we've got a Return to Nature. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's a removal spell. Yes, okay, now draw cards because
Speaker 4: you got a draw card. Yes, we've got Range Frost,
Speaker 4: fang It and Blasphemous Act the two most expensive cards
Speaker 4: in the deck after Carlac.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: Then we got a Beast Whisper Rishkar's your expertise, Return
Speaker 4: of the Wild Speaker Werewolf pack leader.
Speaker 3: To three three for green green. That's what's already pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Whenever it attacks, if we attacked with creatures total power
Speaker 1: six or greater this.
Speaker 3: Combat, which we would we draw card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, also has green three until end of turn it
Speaker 1: becomes a five to three with trample that isn't a
Speaker 1: human because it like it morphs into a wear.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's a sexy werewolf.
Speaker 3: That's a non shitty werewolf, is what that is. Yeah?
Speaker 3: I like that card. I like that because instead of
Speaker 3: having to time walk yourself to make it be good,
Speaker 3: you just pay some manu.
Speaker 4: Then we got a Duran Duran the Yawning Portal. Man, man,
Speaker 4: what is this guy?
Speaker 3: Even freaking too many words?
Speaker 1: You look at some number of cards off the top
Speaker 1: of your library. You can show a creature from it,
Speaker 1: put it in your hand the rest of their bottom.
Speaker 4: Then we've got Lalia the Blade Reforge. This card is
Speaker 4: actually really good. When she attacks. I remember she's gonna
Speaker 4: attack twice, Exile the top card of your library and
Speaker 4: you can play that card this turn. Okay, so you
Speaker 4: can do that two times.
Speaker 3: And every time you exile the cards, she gets plus
Speaker 3: one plus.
Speaker 4: One counter plus one doesn't counter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hunter's Insight. That's Cho's creature you control. Whenever it
Speaker 4: deals damage, you draw a you draw that many cards.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh I feel like nine, then eighteen,
Speaker 4: and then see freaking twenty seven cards.
Speaker 3: Yes, into your hand. It's pretty good. It's so good.
Speaker 4: Caves of the Chaos Adventurer Initiative initiative. That's why in
Speaker 4: that sometime when you take the initiative, you're gonna draw
Speaker 4: a card, right, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So it comes into play.
Speaker 1: You get the initiative, it attacks you progress through the dungeon.
Speaker 1: Once you've completed the dungeon, you can exile cards tom
Speaker 1: the top of your library and.
Speaker 3: Play them for free. Sure, it's pretty.
Speaker 4: Good tectonic giant. Whenever it attacks or becomes the target
Speaker 4: of a spell your opponent's control, you either three damage
Speaker 4: to each opponent, which is pretty cool, or you can
Speaker 4: exile the top two cards your library play them.
Speaker 1: You can play one of them, sure, which I mean
Speaker 1: that's pretty much how it usually works.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you don't get both with you only get one.
Speaker 4: So this is when I attack draw four. Yeah, because
Speaker 4: we're going to attack twice.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Okay, Synth Eradicator, no kink shaming in the nation.
Speaker 3: Let's follow.
Speaker 4: I guess this is a synth Warrior three three for
Speaker 4: three with haste. When it attacks, exile the top card
Speaker 4: of your library. So you're gonna do that twice probably
Speaker 4: and get two energies, and you can go pay a
Speaker 4: tap energy Energy Energy, and it deals three damage to
Speaker 4: any target.
Speaker 3: You may get three energy. Why wouldn't you get three
Speaker 3: energies two energies, two energies. Why wouldn't you? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can't think of a reason why we wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I want there to be a reason why we wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I want that to be a card we're going back to.
Speaker 4: It's not calaidish anymore. What's it called?
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, that's coming up early in the new year.
Speaker 4: We're gonna look at all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna talk about that on the look Ahead show.
Speaker 4: Yep okay, and then our last card no sorry, second
Speaker 4: to last card, draw card is oh innocuous researcher. It's
Speaker 4: got parlay. So you're gonna like attack and look at
Speaker 4: the top something and you're gonna investigate or draw or something. Sure,
Speaker 4: it's probably fine, and then connect the dots.
Speaker 3: This is a cool card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So it's an enchantment for red one. Whenever
Speaker 4: a creature you control attacks, which is twice for every
Speaker 4: creature you control, exile the top card of your library
Speaker 4: face down, and you can go red one, discard your hand,
Speaker 4: and then sacrifice connecting the dots and put all the
Speaker 4: xiled cards into their owner's hands.
Speaker 3: Neat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually I think that that's a good card.
Speaker 4: That card feels a little bit like memory jar that
Speaker 4: I attack with yes, or I attack instead of using
Speaker 4: manna to memory jar.
Speaker 3: And you're never going to run the risk of somebody
Speaker 3: memory jarring into something that they need to just wreck
Speaker 3: your whole.
Speaker 4: Ass yeah, wheel of Fortune, but I have to attack,
Speaker 4: which is something I already want to do, So if
Speaker 4: I want to do that in mass it's going to
Speaker 4: be better than Memory Jar or Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 4: Yes, And if you need any further convincing that this
Speaker 4: card is probably good, I'll let everybody at home know
Speaker 4: what I told Brando the last time I saw Memory
Speaker 4: Jar in a game. I said, one hundred percent of
Speaker 4: every single game I've ever cast an activated Memory Jar in, I've.
Speaker 3: Won that game. It's a pretty good card.
Speaker 4: Every single game ever. Pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not too bad.
Speaker 4: It's why it's like one hundred dollars. One hundred dollars
Speaker 4: now are pretty expensive. Yeah, the foil ones from the
Speaker 4: from the Vault ones like, yeah, those ones are. I'll
Speaker 4: look it up. When you're talking about our next section,
Speaker 4: which is, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: It's just all giant stupid idiots, so all killer, no filler,
Speaker 5: Aiden Miller says, nearly every single giant stupid idiot also
Speaker 5: has an attack buff, so they're gonna buff themselves two
Speaker 5: times in addition to our background.
Speaker 4: Hardy Outlander also buffing guys. Yes, so it's gonna be
Speaker 4: like the last Navy pain for well done.
Speaker 1: Yes, First for your opponents, I'm gonna wish you a
Speaker 1: Mary fist miss.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna mast that. I like. That's my favorite
Speaker 3: Christmas song.
Speaker 4: I don't know if anybody. Oh dude, and look at
Speaker 4: the fanngering first missed it?
Speaker 3: Born of the Fish.
Speaker 4: Yes, and look at his big old for stump stomping.
Speaker 3: Oh is it? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got a stumpy I'm just.
Speaker 1: Now realizing what this picture is. That he's like running
Speaker 1: and he's got his feet out and stuff. Man, I
Speaker 1: should have had glasses my whole life.
Speaker 4: Yep, Uncle Brando doesn't wear glasses. Uh special when.
Speaker 3: We can go back to me not knowing what anything is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uncle Brando interprets art with no glasses on. That
Speaker 4: was my favorite. Okay, four to two for four when
Speaker 4: it attacks, put a plus one counter on mother ass
Speaker 4: each attacking creature you control.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get this out of the way now.
Speaker 1: So not included in this deck budget. Cards that would
Speaker 1: fit the budget and the theme of the deck. In
Speaker 1: Wolfguard of Ice wind Dale, that's the commander that I play.
Speaker 1: That helm is the deck that does the same thing,
Speaker 1: doubles all your attack triggers, and it has melee, which
Speaker 1: is just fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: That's like plus one when you attack for each other, guys, right.
Speaker 1: For each opponent you're attacking, it happens twice. So any attacks,
Speaker 1: if you attack everybody, he runs into a ten.
Speaker 3: Ten. It's pretty that's pretty good and blossoming bog.
Speaker 4: Beast blossoming bog beasts, which is fun to say.
Speaker 3: And whenever it attacks, you gain two life.
Speaker 1: Then all your creatures get trample and plus x plus x,
Speaker 1: where x is the amount of life you've gained this turn,
Speaker 1: so four.
Speaker 4: So in well two and then two and then two.
Speaker 1: First they'd get plus two and you get to life. Yes,
Speaker 1: then when you attack a game, they would get an
Speaker 1: additional plus four and you would gain oh.
Speaker 4: Because it triggers twice because you've gained another two life
Speaker 4: and so it's plus six total.
Speaker 1: Yes, So it's a it's a good budget card and
Speaker 1: it gives the much needed trample and it's for like
Speaker 1: two or three dollars of.
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Speaker 4: with those guys, so go and support them. Yes, Memory Jar,
Speaker 4: the foil one is forty, the non foil is about
Speaker 4: thirty three.
Speaker 3: So that's a little bit wrong there, but well it's
Speaker 3: still a fairly pricey card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good card.
Speaker 1: Let's go back into these fricking guys, so Vangrin. First,
Speaker 1: we've talked about cards that aren't here. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: cards that are here.
Speaker 3: Going to gore Claw Terror of Calcisma.
Speaker 4: When it attacks each creature you control with power forward
Speaker 4: Greater gets plus one and trample until undturn. So that's
Speaker 4: going to turn into plus two and trample, trample.
Speaker 1: And it makes some of your dudes cost less when
Speaker 1: you play them. Yea fewer than you think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, guys that cost four or more.
Speaker 1: Right, guys with powerful power form and lots of the
Speaker 1: dudes in here are actually kind of small, but they
Speaker 1: get big when they attack.
Speaker 3: So here we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, Cranco Tin Street Kingpin, this is the one that
Speaker 4: you get a goblin and then plus one.
Speaker 3: You get a plus one plus one counter. Then you
Speaker 3: get goblins equal to his power.
Speaker 1: So this is another one that you have to stack
Speaker 1: properly so you can give him plus five plus five, then.
Speaker 3: He gets a plus one plus one counter. Then you
Speaker 3: make seven goblin.
Speaker 4: Ah, very good, very important, Helena A Line Partners.
Speaker 3: This card is underrated as.
Speaker 4: I've lost to this card. This is first strike reach
Speaker 4: two three for four in gruel colors. If you will,
Speaker 4: at the beginning of combat on your turn, put x
Speaker 4: plus one counters on another target creature like your commander.
Speaker 4: That's right, and sorry, oh wait, oh got the Christy's
Speaker 4: costs another creature you control. Where X is Helena A
Speaker 4: Line is power, and that creature gains haste until end
Speaker 4: of turn.
Speaker 1: So on your second combat phase after she's attacked and
Speaker 1: gotten big because of your car Lac background, now you're
Speaker 1: gonna put seven counters on your creature that you just
Speaker 1: played this turn, give it haste, and for the second
Speaker 1: round of beats.
Speaker 3: In she goes Yep, very good.
Speaker 4: Goblin. Rabble Master should.
Speaker 3: Be cut immediately for blossoming bogbies.
Speaker 4: Okay, moving on.
Speaker 3: This card is emissary Green.
Speaker 4: This is a clue card.
Speaker 3: People do not respect some of these clue cards.
Speaker 4: We told people that this card is good. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is a three three for five humid Advisor.
Speaker 3: Already know it's good. Yep.
Speaker 4: When it attacks, which is twice returned starting with me,
Speaker 4: each player votes for profit or security. You create a
Speaker 4: number of treasure tokens equal to twice the number of
Speaker 4: profit votes, and put plus one counters on each creature
Speaker 4: you control for the number of security votes. Most likely,
Speaker 4: in this deck, you're gonna get only profit votes.
Speaker 1: All the treasure except for your own vote, which is
Speaker 1: gonna make your dudes bigger.
Speaker 4: Yes, so your dudes are all gonna get plus two
Speaker 4: at least.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: And then Carlac Carlac's background, and Carlac is going.
Speaker 3: To do all the damage. Yeah, so so good.
Speaker 4: And you're gonna make like you're gonna make eight six
Speaker 4: treasures twelve treasures because it's two x yeah two twelve
Speaker 4: treasures a turn.
Speaker 3: Yes, yep, so.
Speaker 4: Good, Okay, ether Wind Basker. This guy's he's all he
Speaker 4: is all out there seven seven for seven Trample Lizard.
Speaker 4: This could almost be a lizard deck. There's actually lots
Speaker 4: of lizards in it, and when it enters or attacks,
Speaker 4: you get an energy. So it lines up with the
Speaker 4: energy card that we saw earlier, and you can pay
Speaker 4: an energy to give it plus one plus one until
Speaker 4: end of turn.
Speaker 3: Cut it for Wolfgard.
Speaker 4: There you go. Orcish siege Master, Oh, I play this card.
Speaker 4: This card Fox, This card is gonna take your lunch money.
Speaker 4: This is a zero five great.
Speaker 3: Starts already perfect with trample zero five for three with
Speaker 3: trample perfect.
Speaker 4: Other Orcs and goblins you control also have trample. Sure,
Speaker 4: and we've seen some couple goblins already couple. Whenever Orchish
Speaker 4: siege Master attacks, it gets plus x plus oh until
Speaker 4: end of turn. Where x is the greatest power among
Speaker 4: creatures you control.
Speaker 1: Put this ability at the very very bottom. So Emissary
Speaker 1: Green gives everything counters. Then Carlac makes everybody bigger. Then
Speaker 1: Blossoming bog Beast makes everybody bigger and gains.
Speaker 3: You a bunch of life.
Speaker 1: Then Fangrin Firstborn puts plus on counters on everybody. And
Speaker 1: then this guy punches you in the dink so hard
Speaker 1: it becomes your lips that then fall off of your face.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it punches you so hard right down the
Speaker 4: end of your dink, blows it straight out the back
Speaker 4: of your ass d like a wind sock. Oh oh
Speaker 4: oh orsiege master, Yeah, routinely a ten to five trampler.
Speaker 4: And my my sur on thick daddy.
Speaker 3: That very good.
Speaker 4: At the very least, I'll reanimate him with my my
Speaker 4: sourn sure, and he's a nine to five casurons nine.
Speaker 4: And if there's any other buffs or bonuses, man, this
Speaker 4: guy's good. And he gives my orc army trample. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: very good. Okay, good rampaging bronto don seven to seven
Speaker 4: and for seven trample when it attacks, it gets plus
Speaker 4: one until end to turn for each land you control.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's probably gonna.
Speaker 4: Be a thirteen thirteen, No, we cost seven. Let's pretend
Speaker 4: we have seven land. Let's just say so.
Speaker 3: I was saying that maybe we're gonna have a have
Speaker 3: a rock in there too.
Speaker 4: No, okay, okay, Well we're going to attack for seven
Speaker 4: and then he's gonna become a fourteen ye, and then
Speaker 4: his power is gonna double.
Speaker 3: Ye. Then we're gonna give him infact oh no.
Speaker 4: Sorry, his power is not gonna double. He's gonna get
Speaker 4: plus five. So now he's a nineteen and then commanders
Speaker 4: you have.
Speaker 3: That's the one that gives Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, So.
Speaker 4: He's nineteen and then we're going to attack with him twice. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna put somebody to two.
Speaker 3: Probably into the ground, is what we're gonna is what
Speaker 3: we're gonna do. That's probably what we're gonna do with
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yes, very good. Okay, Wild beast Master this
Speaker 4: kind of does the same thing. One of the attacks,
Speaker 4: each creature you control gets plus x until and to turn,
Speaker 4: where X is beast Master's power.
Speaker 1: So this is another one where she goes in you
Speaker 1: give her. Does the other creature have to be attacking.
Speaker 4: With with the partial art islander? Okay, Commander creatures you
Speaker 4: own have whenever this creature attacks, so Karlov has to
Speaker 4: attack if no opponent has the blah blah blah, who
Speaker 4: cares another target creature you control, so you don't even
Speaker 4: need to attack.
Speaker 3: The other don't even have to be attacking.
Speaker 1: So you just give the bonus to her, and then
Speaker 1: your whole team gets plus six plus six, and then
Speaker 1: when you attack again, you give the bonus to her again,
Speaker 1: and then your whole team is gonna get plus eleven
Speaker 1: plus eleven.
Speaker 4: At seventeen pluses.
Speaker 3: That's and this is probably true. This is brandonomics well
Speaker 3: plus her power.
Speaker 4: Right you did you account for that?
Speaker 3: Ok? Which is and this is true enough?
Speaker 4: Usually Yes, Yes, rubble belt Raiders attacks, it gets plus
Speaker 4: one for each attacking creature you control. Oh good, we could,
Speaker 4: we could start to see the trend. Yes, we've got
Speaker 4: an ember Emberath Skyblazer. That was harder than I thought.
Speaker 3: It was gonna be. On our turn, it has flying.
Speaker 4: Yes, and when you attack, you pay red two. If
Speaker 4: you do creatures you control get plus x until a turn,
Speaker 4: where x is the number of opponents you have.
Speaker 3: That one is fine.
Speaker 4: That one's fine. We do have to pay for it,
Speaker 4: and it's only a plus three.
Speaker 1: I feel like you could probably get so And again
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, I'm assuming that this whole deck was built
Speaker 1: on a budget.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're gonna talk about that for sure.
Speaker 1: And I feel like we could probably do better if
Speaker 1: we wanted to invest. I'm not saying substantially more dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you.
Speaker 1: Wanted to pay more than a buck for a card,
Speaker 1: you could probably do better than that one.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're gonna talk about that and why this is
Speaker 4: even more festive for the reasons.
Speaker 3: That that it is being a budget deck and stuff.
Speaker 4: So we've got Death Gorge Scavenger when it attack, enters,
Speaker 4: or attacks, that's super important. We've seen that a whole
Speaker 4: ton of times. You may xil target card from a graveyard.
Speaker 4: If it's creature card is exiled this way, you gain
Speaker 4: two life. It's a non creature exiled, it gets plus
Speaker 4: one until end of turn, so that's.
Speaker 1: Kind of a removal spell. Also, it gives you life
Speaker 1: for your blossoming bog.
Speaker 4: Beast from a graveyard, not even my own graveyard.
Speaker 3: It's right.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is good because it's graveyard hate when
Speaker 4: it attacks and it gets bigger. Cultivator of Blades fabricate
Speaker 4: two and when it attacks you, you may have other
Speaker 4: attacking creatures you control get plus x plus x where
Speaker 4: x is Cultivator of Blades is power.
Speaker 3: So are we all doing math? Like? Are we all
Speaker 3: very similar to much math we're doing when we attack?
Speaker 4: Similar to wild Beast Master there with Cultivator of Blades,
Speaker 4: Kate Cage Brawler. You know what this one does?
Speaker 3: No, No, I kind of do it. Let me let
Speaker 3: me see if I can do it.
Speaker 4: It's got one punch man on the art.
Speaker 1: Getting one punched, so it's a one one for cruel.
Speaker 1: It's indestructible in our turn. Yes, when it attacks the
Speaker 1: player that's defending and us each discarded card.
Speaker 3: Yes, and if we discarded the card with the highest
Speaker 3: man of value, she gets counters two plus one counters.
Speaker 3: Is that it? Yes, get rid of her.
Speaker 4: Player each draw card, then discarded card, so it is
Speaker 4: card draw too.
Speaker 3: Get rid of her.
Speaker 1: Get rid of her and play who's that Silvalla some
Speaker 1: visitsts invest.
Speaker 3: A few more dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you have a silvaave taps for a thousand,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What about just like the things that say on your turn,
Speaker 4: your guys are ten tens. What about just colossification.
Speaker 3: Dolman Gate would be really good?
Speaker 4: Your guy becomes a twenty twenty the epic proportions.
Speaker 1: What's the card that double during each combat? It doubles
Speaker 1: the power and toughness of your creatures.
Speaker 4: Oh that one, that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it says and this is true each and
Speaker 1: when you have two, that's twice.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's exponential. There you go.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about exponential growth yesterday and what.
Speaker 3: I learned ash root ass boot in a.
Speaker 1: Mist because you're gonna kick them so hard, and the
Speaker 1: ass we're gonna ship themselves.
Speaker 4: This is a four to four trampling lizard.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 4: When this creature attacks other target creature you control, gainst
Speaker 4: trample and X until endo turn, where x is this
Speaker 4: creature's power.
Speaker 3: So it's sort of the background. Yep.
Speaker 4: We've got Tuya bear claw. What sure? When it attacks,
Speaker 4: it gets plus x until under turn, where x is
Speaker 4: the greatest power among creatures you control. Which is another
Speaker 4: math one that's gonna change depending on who or how
Speaker 4: many times, or who got what targets.
Speaker 3: Right, you're layering everything you get what's of legends in here.
Speaker 4: We've got Targner demon fang Nol.
Speaker 1: We did a deck with him, right, We'd like a
Speaker 1: maybe a CDH deck with this guy.
Speaker 4: I think no Targinar attacks. If you attacked with creatures
Speaker 4: with total power six or greater this combat, which we
Speaker 4: would attacking creatures get plus one until end of turn
Speaker 4: and you can pay four to double his power.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Surffarren. The hinge Hammer this is a good one too.
Speaker 3: The you know what ahnge is, hinge hammer, it's like
Speaker 3: a bush. Yeah, let's fist it.
Speaker 4: This a two to two for two when it attack.
Speaker 4: When it attacks another target, attacking creature gets plus x
Speaker 4: where X is Sirfarin's.
Speaker 3: Power dang, which again is gonna be bigger.
Speaker 4: Because surfarre and hammer and some hinges and now we're
Speaker 4: gonna be the slimy Piper. This is a two to one.
Speaker 3: We give him the old slimy Piper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a merry old town in the
Speaker 1: time to now you wear the fuck up talking about
Speaker 1: shut up brando, let's talk about Slimy Piper.
Speaker 3: It's a two to one for green one. Whatever it attacks, it.
Speaker 1: Gets plus one plus one until the end of turn.
Speaker 1: If you control four or more creatures, it gets plus
Speaker 1: two plus two.
Speaker 3: In games Indestructible instead.
Speaker 4: I like this one.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty cool look at him.
Speaker 4: That'd make a good cosplay.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna play him in your weird fungus.
Speaker 4: My mono green sapling deck with that weird looking guy
Speaker 4: that's like thirty dollars because he's a jumpstart uncommon legend.
Speaker 3: Told you that one told you on the pre show.
Speaker 3: I told you.
Speaker 4: Man alive, Holy Man, there's lots of cards left. Ruby
Speaker 4: Daring Tracker. This is a man of Rock. But when
Speaker 4: whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature of power
Speaker 4: four or greater, she gets plus two.
Speaker 3: She is a house with wolfguard. I play her my
Speaker 3: wolf guard deck.
Speaker 1: I've actually killed people with her because people don't realize
Speaker 1: that she's attacking for sucking five.
Speaker 3: Yes, pretty good.
Speaker 4: Rubble belt rioters. When it attacks, it gets plus x,
Speaker 4: where x is the greatest power. A monk creatures you
Speaker 4: control is big, reckless detective. When it attacks, you can
Speaker 4: sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do
Speaker 4: draw card and it gets plus.
Speaker 1: Two, that's a card drawing card. I think that that
Speaker 1: should probably go in the draw section instead of the
Speaker 1: attacking attacking section.
Speaker 4: Ornery del Dilophosaurus Delafosaur.
Speaker 3: I think that's the one with the frill around it
Speaker 3: in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the one that spits the black gunk at Newman
Speaker 4: from Seinfeld. Yes, yes, call.
Speaker 3: Apparently those aren't real. This is like the real version
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 4: Magic's totally real.
Speaker 3: It's a two to two with death touch.
Speaker 4: When it attacks. If you control power for a greater creature,
Speaker 4: it gets plus two until end of turn.
Speaker 3: Sure, man, why is this a card that exists?
Speaker 4: We've played this card before. Yes, we have Joven's Ferrets.
Speaker 4: God damn, this is a Homelands special, so you know
Speaker 4: it's going to be just a monster. I'm willing to
Speaker 4: bet that all killer. No Philler. Miller opened this card
Speaker 4: when Anthony Bockley brought Homeland booster packs to Vegas. This
Speaker 4: is this is just me doing detective work and he
Speaker 4: has one, and now it's in the deck. Okay. If
Speaker 4: declared as an attacker, Jovin's Ferrets gets plus zero plus
Speaker 4: two until end of turn. Sure, at end of combat,
Speaker 4: tap any creatures that blocked Joven's Ferrets. Those creatures do
Speaker 4: not untap during their controllers next untapped phase. This card
Speaker 4: has no reason being in this deck, but I assume
Speaker 4: that my math checks out as to why it's in here.
Speaker 3: If you own it, play it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's a fun little guy. It's those little guys.
Speaker 4: Iron Claw Crusher. Well, okay, this is a prototype two
Speaker 4: five or four to six. When it attacks target, attacking
Speaker 4: creature gets plus x where it's iron Claws power. Yes, yep,
Speaker 4: hungry spriging.
Speaker 3: This is a cooler card.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is a god. This is a green Goblin. Yeah.
Speaker 4: When it attacks plus three until end of turn one
Speaker 4: to one Trampler Gruel beast Master. It's got riot, so
Speaker 4: it enters a battlefield with your choice of plus one
Speaker 4: or haste, and when it attacks another creature you control
Speaker 4: gets plus x where x is its power. Coastline. Marauder
Speaker 4: has encore. You can cast it for six out of
Speaker 4: your graveyard, and you put a token copy for each
Speaker 4: point you control.
Speaker 3: And then you exile that copy at the end of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they all gain haste, and when it attacks it
Speaker 4: gets plus one for each land defending player controls.
Speaker 1: There's a I think from I want to say Balder's Gate,
Speaker 1: there's a card that's this exact card, but instead of
Speaker 1: having encore, it has Myriad that might also be a
Speaker 1: co include for this deck.
Speaker 4: And then we've got final card in the deck, a
Speaker 4: boll Tound. When it attacks other creatures you control other
Speaker 4: creatures mind, you may get plus one plus zero until
Speaker 4: end of turn. It's a two two haste for three.
Speaker 3: Also play Braun Braun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if it's in graveyard and you control a forest creatures,
Speaker 4: you control. Have trample.
Speaker 3: Trample is so important in this deck. I can't even
Speaker 3: express it enough times.
Speaker 1: Yes, because we don't have it and we want it,
Speaker 1: and it's cheap to get it.
Speaker 3: Yes, so get it.
Speaker 4: Yes, sell a beat the season, Oh yeah, sell a
Speaker 4: cheap amount. Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So strengths and weaknesses, strength and weakness.
Speaker 4: Strengths and weaknesses for the last couple minutes. This deck
Speaker 4: so cheap. Seventy nine dollars so cheap. Yes, pounds dinks
Speaker 4: into the dirt.
Speaker 1: We've been through this weakness with that strength is there's
Speaker 1: a lot of math.
Speaker 4: Don't care.
Speaker 3: There's so much of it and people are gonna miss it.
Speaker 1: And because you're playing a budget deck with like a
Speaker 1: fairly straightforward wind condition that is quasi easy to disrupt,
Speaker 1: those swings are gonna either matter a little bit where
Speaker 1: they're gonna build up over time if you're missing something
Speaker 1: or that guy was dead last turn and then you
Speaker 1: didn't do your math right and he should have taken
Speaker 1: thirty more damage.
Speaker 3: And this deck is going to produce numbers like that. Yes,
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 4: I will say this. There's enough seasons beatings and merry
Speaker 4: fistmas and hairy squish mits yep, I don't think it's
Speaker 4: gonna matter. No, if you miss a couple maths, but
Speaker 4: get them, but.
Speaker 3: Get them, get them, get your maths in.
Speaker 4: So yeah, weakness, lots of.
Speaker 3: Many I'll put it down, lots of maths.
Speaker 4: Lots of math And you know what, aggro deck is
Speaker 4: it gonna run out of gas if you draw only creatures.
Speaker 4: But then there's a wrath of God and you randomly
Speaker 4: didn't draw card draw spell.
Speaker 1: It could You could actually run into a situation where
Speaker 1: decks like this they run out of gas or they
Speaker 1: get blown out by something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bello of course being the example.
Speaker 1: Of one that doesn't get blown up by around of God,
Speaker 1: but this one certainly would, which is unfortunate.
Speaker 3: But you can build up.
Speaker 1: You have a fair bit of card draw if you
Speaker 1: can just get any creature which includes your command.
Speaker 3: Right, Carlac is a really great commander.
Speaker 1: Shits five power, all of the big green drawsbells are
Speaker 1: gonna get you five cards back, and that should be
Speaker 1: enough to get you back into the game.
Speaker 4: And you know what, I'll say this of Carlac is man,
Speaker 4: how often is it gonna be that you just hit
Speaker 4: somebody randomly for five and then the next turn you
Speaker 4: hit them for like eighteen and they're dead from just
Speaker 4: from Carlac.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, depending on what creatures happens, that happens,
Speaker 1: probably probably happens. Yeah, yeah, well it probably doesn't matter
Speaker 1: because everybody else is just inside the same smoking craters
Speaker 1: to pour some of it.
Speaker 3: Basically hit by Carlac is right. Oh man, this deck
Speaker 3: punches so hard. This is one of those decks.
Speaker 1: With somebody I'm gonna attack Brando, and then you look
Speaker 1: at them and say I'm gonna feel hard I can punch, yes,
Speaker 1: and they go how hard could it be? And then
Speaker 1: you whip up your abacus and you smash and you
Speaker 1: tell them a number that's very large and they go
Speaker 1: yeah right, and then they start reading the card and
Speaker 1: people are helping and everybody else is laughing, and then
Speaker 1: they're like, well, I guess I'm dead, and they just
Speaker 1: pack up the shit.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, very much. So okay, and all of that,
Speaker 4: all of what you just said for the low low
Speaker 4: price of seventy.
Speaker 3: Nine dollars, that's insane.
Speaker 4: Yes, And a lot of those cards I've seen in
Speaker 4: pre cons over the years, not some of the like
Speaker 4: specific ones from Dark steel or some of the weird ones,
Speaker 4: but sure, lots of the card draw and lots of
Speaker 4: like the little ramp things and the mana base so easy,
Speaker 4: like you could probably just do Christmas trees and Christmas
Speaker 4: balls like red and green and be good with no
Speaker 4: non basics, which would cut maybe another eight bucks out
Speaker 4: of the deck. You could build this deck, Okay, The
Speaker 4: two most expensive cards Blasphemous Act. We probably don't need that.
Speaker 1: Card, although, and playing it is fun. Play chain reaction
Speaker 1: instead costs less.
Speaker 4: There you go, and you can do damage and your
Speaker 4: guys might not die.
Speaker 3: Well, they'll definitely die.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, sure, and Orn Frostbang is a card drosspell
Speaker 4: cut that you're gonna save eleven bucks. Cut the non basics,
Speaker 4: you're gonna save five more. You could build this deck
Speaker 4: for like sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: And there's only I think there's only one card that
Speaker 1: has like tons of colored pips and it's Fangrin Firstborn, right,
Speaker 1: it has three. Oh, there's two of them, el Wind
Speaker 1: Basker that we're gonna cut for blossoming bog Beasts anyway,
Speaker 1: and uh, Fangrin Firstborn. The only ones that have.
Speaker 3: Like many many three or more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could play strict basics in this deck, yeah,
Speaker 1: and not ever be man of short.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Super cool, super cool that Fangrin Firstborn is actually the
Speaker 4: most expensive creature at two fifty a whopping two dollars, guys,
Speaker 4: so super much super budget deck. So much so that
Speaker 4: with a couple cuts, you could actually give this out
Speaker 4: as a Christmas present. And that's ultimately for me. That's
Speaker 4: the reason that I love that you pick this deck
Speaker 4: because not only is it gonna bring the pain, it's
Speaker 4: gonna beat. You're gonna wish your friends and Mary fist
Speaker 4: miss oh yeah. But then after you beat the hell
Speaker 4: out of them with it, you can literally give them
Speaker 4: the deck and say this is yours now, right and
Speaker 4: you're now you're paying it forward.
Speaker 1: You're gonna body them so hard they die in real life,
Speaker 1: and then give them the deck.
Speaker 3: It's so good. Yeah, just put it in the coffin
Speaker 3: with them. Man.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so in the coffin because they're dead in
Speaker 1: real life because you bodied them so hard.
Speaker 4: Like it's man, I like to put it in the coffin.
Speaker 4: I like that. Put it in the coffin, baby, yeah, yeap.
Speaker 3: Oh man, this is a cool deck.
Speaker 1: I like this lots, So thanks Aiden for sending it in.
Speaker 1: And it's another new thing that Graul does.
Speaker 3: What is that math lesson?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, math not just for not just for yore,
Speaker 4: teaches you ever.
Speaker 3: It teaches you multiplication yep, and addition yep.
Speaker 1: And subtraction because your opponents are losing life. And division
Speaker 1: because you have to divide the damage you have amongst
Speaker 1: three opponents.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, subtraction very important to well.
Speaker 1: I have three hundred and sixty five thousand divided by
Speaker 1: three is enough.
Speaker 3: And then your opponents back up their shit and they
Speaker 3: go home because they're.
Speaker 4: Beaten so bad. Yes, oh man, so fun. Well, big
Speaker 4: thank you to all killer no filler, put them on
Speaker 4: Ice Miller for sending the deck in and everybody because
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