Speaker 1: Where'll they go on a second date or will must
be the last time they ever talked?
Speaker 2: Kiss in the morning. Second date update, I'm kiss.
Speaker 3: Ooh you guys, we're going oh Windsor my hometown for
second date update. Go on a first date in ghost
and call us we get answers. Robert is on the liner.
Speaker 1: Boarding Robert, good morning.
Speaker 3: All right, So Robert, obviously since you called us for
second date update, you're getting ghosted after a first date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty much the situation.
Speaker 3: Okay, tell me about this first date? Then what did
you do? Where'd you go?
Speaker 1: So? I went with this girl, Maddie, and we went
to Renaissance Fair, which was awesome. We had a blast
and awesome. I loved it, and she was super into
it and she was really cute. Yeah, she's like total
smoke show. She wow, you know, just amazing. And anyway,
that was pretty much it. I reached out to her
first second date and like, now she is ghosting me.
Speaker 4: Was she really into it or was she like trying
to politely be into it? You know, because like there's
times that you know, my husband likes fishing and I
hate fish. I think they're a disgusting animal. But I
like pretend to be into it to make him happy. Like,
do you think maybe that's what was going on.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I thought she was. She was
really into it. So yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: Basically, Robert, what Savannah was trying to say, A Renaissance
Fair first date. It's good for girls like Courtney. Like Courtney,
they're kind of into that thing. But pretty girls, hot
girls don't bring into a Renaissance fair to stop.
Speaker 3: The Renaissance Fair is great. I fine, don't call me pretty.
I don't care about Listen, I didn't you just like
what you said?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't mean.
Speaker 3: Say this is Robert, don't listen to him. I think
the Renaissance Fair is something different. It is fun that
there's games you can play, there's jousting, there's like shopping,
there's food.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: Robert, Well, yeah, no, they're awesome, Like you know, we
had the old great time like it was it was
so cold, you know, yeah, and a.
Speaker 3: Lot of times it's like in the woods. Listen, I'm
gonna I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. I
don't know why you're getting ghosted, but Robert, we're gonna
call Maddie and I'm gonna tell her she's on the radio.
I'm gonna ask her to be honest and we'll hear
what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, that'd be great. Tell her her.
Speaker 5: Her night is seeking her. All right, Robert, I'm gonna
put you on hold. We're gonna call it Maddie.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be listening in. Feel free to jump in
on the call at any point. I'm gonna ask her
why she's ghosting you. Okay, Robert, Okay, all right, hold on,
let's call. I'm taking both of you to the Renaissance
Fair and you're gonna have a half half happy time,
you guys, fun time.
Speaker 4: I think we should rename this feature to ye old
second Date Update, whatever you would like the.
Speaker 5: Jeff, Hello is Maddie there.
Speaker 2: Hi, This is Maddie.
Speaker 5: Hey, Maddie, it's Courtney. It's Walmart.
Speaker 4: Jeff. Hey, it's Savannah.
Speaker 3: We're calling from K ninety five to seven. Hey, you're
on the radio this morning, Mattie.
Speaker 5: Oh go hey, Hey, I suppose I should tell.
Speaker 3: You why you're on the radio. Hopefully you're familiar with
our show. We do something called Second Date Update where
if you get ghosted after our first date, you call
us and we get answers.
Speaker 2: I'm very familiar with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Robert called us and said he took you
to the Renaissance Fair. You had a blast. He had
a blast. He said you were beautiful or a smoke
show or something like that. He's reached out to you
for a second date and you're ghosting him and he
wants to know why.
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, listen, Robert was really nice. But
the thing is is he did take me to like
this Renaissance festival, and honestly, it was not for me.
It was just something I didn't enjoy. It was honestly
really awkward. But I did try to make you know
the best of it and have a good time.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's just all right, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, he picked me up like a viking or something
like that, and it was super weird being like that,
and it actually made me very uncomfortable. O.
Speaker 5: My god, So people dress the.
Speaker 3: Fair, and okay, what happened when you got to the fair?
Then he's dressed like a viking, which is normal. I'm
just going to point that out, Maddie.
Speaker 5: It's normal, okay.
Speaker 2: But he started chasing me around with a giant turkey
leg and he was like trying to hit me with
it on my on my button back and.
Speaker 5: Ha ha, my god.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to laugh, but I can visualize him
chasing you with those giant turkey legs.
Speaker 5: What this is my nightmare now?
Speaker 2: It was really Honestly, he should be a little embarrassed
about his behavior. It was like really immature of him
when you, like, overall.
Speaker 5: Did you enjoy the fair at all?
Speaker 3: Or was the Renaissance like savannahs is mortified about the
Renaissance Fair, even Walmart Jeff doesn't like it.
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of them. I think they're fun.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, listen, it would have been a nice time
maybe if Robert hadn't been like so invested in it.
It's just I really felt like I couldn't enjoy being
there because it felt like I was babysitting him.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got to bring Robert up. Robert, were you
dressed as a viking and chasing around the fair with
a giant turkey leg?
Speaker 5: I can't believe that is a sentence I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying, yeah, But I mean I worked really hard on
that costume and chasing her around like I thought I
thought like you like that? I mean, I was like,
I don't know that was awesome, Robert.
Speaker 4: I think I can speak for most women here when
I say we don't enjoy being chased around with large
limbs of me I do?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding? You can just go back to Maddie.
Maddie did? He said?
Speaker 3: Are you you're apologizing Robert about chasing around with a
big turkey leg?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, yeah, I'm sorry if it like wasn't like.
I mean, I just don't understand how that was not fun.
I thought we were having a like total blast, like total.
Speaker 2: Really immixture though, like do you not see that how
like childish you were being?
Speaker 1: I mean, I will have to bring a different last
next time. If that's the way, it's going to.
Speaker 2: Be, no down with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, so she obviously you don't want another date.
Speaker 2: Maddie, then absolutely not. I'll move on to the next Viking.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: So okay, can I just make some suggestion, Robert, maybe
chase chase your next.
Speaker 5: Girl around with a t bone.
Speaker 1: Wench feared the not.
Speaker 5: He's gonna buy the saucy Wench.
Speaker 3: All right, well, listen, we're not even gonna offer paying
for a second date because I feel like.
Speaker 5: There's just not a match at all here.
Speaker 3: No, All right, well, listen, I appreciate you, Maddie being honest,
and Robert, I appreciate you being honest too, But I guess, really,
in all honesty, you probably don't want to chase a
woman around with a hunk of meat.
Speaker 5: May awesome. Guys, Well, thank you so much for being
on second date.
Speaker 2: And update, thank you