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Speaker 4: Okay, So Dave Chappelle hosted Saturday Night Live and he's
Speaker 4: broke the record for longest monologue. He went for sixteen
Speaker 4: minutes and nine seconds.
Speaker 1: I actually, so, I was watching it live and I
Speaker 1: actually I picked up my PHONEO on point and said,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Yeah, like in a good way.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've never seen anything like this.
Speaker 4: Ten is fairly common for a good stand up who's
Speaker 4: well respected. Bill Burr could go to Tim Mullaney could
Speaker 4: go to Ti, Chris Rock could go ten minutes. Usually
Speaker 4: Lauren doesn't like to let him go more than that.
Speaker 4: And I've heard comedians talk about it over the years
Speaker 4: that Warner Beck, come on, let's cut it down to
Speaker 4: eight minutes. And the dress rehearsal show at eight o'clock
Speaker 4: he went for nine minutes.
Speaker 3: So it's possible he just went out there and held
Speaker 3: the mic. Yeah, it's very possible. So let's find out
Speaker 3: what everyone wants to know. Did he offend anyone? Here's
Speaker 3: the first one, just kind of setting the stage here
Speaker 3: very casually.
Speaker 6: I am in quite the pig one tonight.
Speaker 5: Starting in October, Lauren Michael was called and he asked
Speaker 5: me to do Saturday Night Live the first episode after
Speaker 5: the election. And I was like, nah, man, I'm cool,
Speaker 5: And he's like why not? And I's like, man, things
Speaker 5: are going good and finished magnificence day. I got all
Speaker 5: this money and stuff. I tell you just to get
Speaker 5: off the phone and go. You know what I'll do.
Speaker 5: I said, just save the date closest to January sixth,
Speaker 5: I'll do it. At the moment I said, yes, la
Speaker 5: burst into flames.
Speaker 4: So we got to talk about fires, you're wondering or
Speaker 4: we got to talk about today?
Speaker 3: Is the big augmentation? I think that's that happened today.
Speaker 1: Right, I think it's called an inauguration but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so short.
Speaker 7: I didn't know if it was another word for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a big you're to do a big
Speaker 1: augmentation day. I like big ones. Yeah, big days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like to apologize to America, but I
Speaker 4: prefer understand it's fine.
Speaker 1: I prefer naturals. Natural inauguration days. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you like Biden being there or not? Okay? So,
Speaker 3: uh another fire joke.
Speaker 6: Of course, it's a tough one.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, because I'm tired of being controversial.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to turn over a new leaf, and it
Speaker 5: is way too soon to do jokes about a catastrophe
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: Then he looks at the audience like, you guys know me.
Speaker 6: You know what's crazy about it is this one is
Speaker 6: close to home.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: I don't live in La.
Speaker 5: I've never been like a big fan of LA, but
Speaker 5: I've built many many memories there. And then I go
Speaker 5: on the internet and I watched these fire videos and
Speaker 5: I read the comments sections and everyone's like, yeah, it
Speaker 5: serves these celebrities, right, I hope the house is burned down.
Speaker 5: You see that that right there. That's why I hate
Speaker 5: poor people.
Speaker 6: I said, can't see past their own pain.
Speaker 3: They can't say fester on pain.
Speaker 6: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: He's the king of punching down.
Speaker 3: God, he really is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I normally don't like that style of punching down.
Speaker 2: But what he doesn't does it?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 8: He looked He's rocking a twenty thousand dollars suit, smoked a.
Speaker 1: Cigarette, like, just smoked everywhere, holding it down.
Speaker 4: Looking for I was telling I could tell he was
Speaker 4: looking for someone to bring an ashtray out to him,
Speaker 4: because he was kind of like yeah, And they probably
Speaker 4: weren't planning on him to be on there for sixteen
Speaker 4: minutes because he was also the first host since like
Speaker 4: season ten, so forty years to not appear in a
Speaker 4: sketch after the weekend update. Like usually if you're the
Speaker 4: host or in the show, the whole show, he's probably like, well,
Speaker 4: if I'm doing it, I'm I'll be in a couple
Speaker 4: of sketches, but I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 2: What was the sketch after the Do you remember the
Speaker 2: one after the update.
Speaker 3: Okay, what it was?
Speaker 4: So there's one where they're making fun We'll not making
Speaker 4: fun of. This's like evacuees, chaos of evacuees, and he's
Speaker 4: uh hiding a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of drugs in his house.
Speaker 2: That was he was in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was after that was Oh oh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I was asking you which one was after the update.
Speaker 4: I don't remember nothing. He was in nothing after weekend update.
Speaker 4: Nothing at all the stat Yeah, oh wow, that nothing
Speaker 4: after that.
Speaker 3: It's the first host since like it did, not being
Speaker 3: anything after weekend up.
Speaker 2: I thought he so far back.
Speaker 4: No, they definitely cut some sketches, a bunch of sketches
Speaker 4: because of the monologue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that first sketch he did. I don't know
Speaker 1: the name of the dude, the Latin dude. That's funny,
Speaker 1: is that is that his name? Man? That sketch was
Speaker 1: awesome where they were in the backyard smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, oh yes, the immigrant dad told us. Yeah
Speaker 3: that was great. Yes, that was a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I know that there were three or four things that
Speaker 4: were cut that he had done, Like, I mean, he
Speaker 4: had done stuff. There was one that was a game
Speaker 4: show about being gay or not you know that type
Speaker 4: of thing.
Speaker 3: You know, classic Chappelle stuff. Uh this one. Uh yeah.
Speaker 5: The other day on the news they said that these
Speaker 5: fires were the most expensive natural disaster has that ever
Speaker 5: happened in the United States history. And you want to
Speaker 5: know why. I think that is because people in LA
Speaker 5: have nice stuff. I could burn forty thousand and eight
Speaker 5: in Mississippi for like six to seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: It's kind of true.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 4: I didn't even think about that, you know, talking about
Speaker 4: how much it is. Well, yeah, it's a bunch of
Speaker 4: nice stuff getting torn up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And not only that, man, it's like just the price
Speaker 1: of the real estate.
Speaker 2: And I mean, there's so much that goes into this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are they still going? They're contained right now,
Speaker 2: but they're still burning.
Speaker 4: Contained and there's a big thread of those Santa Ana
Speaker 4: winds today again. So I don't know our buddy Jesse
Speaker 4: who I think he's in town. He might swing by
Speaker 4: David Busters today we're at right now.
Speaker 2: He was gonna just come by anyways, he didn't even
Speaker 2: know we were here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because he wanted to play some games.
Speaker 7: Can I have a question, yes, did you say he
Speaker 7: was smoking while doing this. Yeah, so this is indoors.
Speaker 7: They're just like he's like the only person who's allowed
Speaker 7: to smoke. Okay, well, I mean you can tell immediately
Speaker 7: in his voice because I saw him not too long
Speaker 7: ago and he did smoke throughout the entire like hour
Speaker 7: long set.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't believe they would let him do that.
Speaker 4: He might just have it like, look, it's a part
Speaker 4: of the deal, Like, yeah, can smoke.
Speaker 2: If I won't, I will be there with cigarettes.
Speaker 4: And like I said, he's typically the post election SNL host,
Speaker 4: and Laurena was asking.
Speaker 3: Her to and he's like, I don't need to.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but if I do show up, I'll
Speaker 2: do whatever I want.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then of course you got a joke about did
Speaker 3: he right?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've been in trouble in my th But man,
Speaker 5: let me tell you something. This guy, Puffy Buddy, this
Speaker 5: guy is an enormous amount of trouble. I know.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
Speaker 5: My friends answer me, did you know anything about those
Speaker 5: free golf parties? I'd be like, no, man, I don't
Speaker 5: know anything about the free golf And they'd be like, well,
Speaker 5: how all these people you know? Was that free golf.
Speaker 5: But she's the only one that wasn't at the free golf.
Speaker 5: And I thought about it for a minute. I said,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm ugly. That's a tough way to
Speaker 5: find that out.
Speaker 3: Sid It was good.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 3: It didn't go on long.
Speaker 4: And you don't wonder if what was cut would be funnier.
Speaker 4: Probably not.
Speaker 2: No, it's the stuff at the end of the show.
Speaker 4: Next week you have a double dose of Timothy shallowmey.
Speaker 2: He is he singing his Dylan I don't know he is.
Speaker 3: I thought I saw that.
Speaker 7: He was gonna sing some acoustic Dylons.
Speaker 4: You would assume that's what he's doing a lot if
Speaker 4: he's launching his own little music career.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: All Right, there you have it. There's the Hollywood Shuffle.
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