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<v Speaker 1>The world is big and scary, even when you're extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 2>When life won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Go as planned, we all can use a hand.

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<v Speaker 3>But Coco doesn't talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Coco doesn't seem to see that he needs a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Coco the Barbarian

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<v Speaker 2>needs a friend. I am your producer, Matt Gurley, and

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<v Speaker 2>with me as always our warrior leader and host, Coco

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<v Speaker 2>the Barbarian.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, hello, everybody. Very excited to be here again with

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<v Speaker 1>you and to talk about my sword.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a very popular topic with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited that brought there some special grease today

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<v Speaker 1>to put on it and also on my body.

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<v Speaker 2>You are extra listening. I'm sorry, of course, as regular

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<v Speaker 2>listeners that guys know the sword is checked in a

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<v Speaker 2>special locker with security guards.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the foil of my plan. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it in here and put the grease, but now

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<v Speaker 1>because of that security guy at the front, well you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe next time we'll do a special episode from

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<v Speaker 2>the security desk and we can talk with the security

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<v Speaker 2>guy and your sword could be right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be good, right.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have to deal with the comings and goings of

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<v Speaker 2>the building.

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<v Speaker 1>But get everyone on my side because they would be

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<v Speaker 1>able to hear my side of the argument.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh of course, of course. Well, before we go any further,

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<v Speaker 2>I must also acknowledge our co host Red SONA.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, hello, welcome, but.

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<v Speaker 2>No welcome to you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, welcome to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now welcome to all of us, Welcome to Coca.

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<v Speaker 2>We are quite the trup, aren't we. We are just

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<v Speaker 2>for you know, for those keeping score at home. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>the purpose of this podcast is of course, to reignite

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<v Speaker 2>interest in our resting.

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<v Speaker 1>Ip and get me some friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, get you some friends, build a team, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So when we burst back onto the silver screen or

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<v Speaker 2>onto a streaming service which is not a body of water,

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<v Speaker 2>we've already established that we have a lot of celebrity

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<v Speaker 2>friends to support us. So just looking down that list,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, number one with a bullet, we've got Larry Hastings.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to be our fool's finally losing his bands.

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<v Speaker 2>And in the solid maybe Christopher walking solid maybe a

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<v Speaker 2>solid maybe both about appearing on this show and being

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<v Speaker 2>a part of the friend group.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like that's progress.

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<v Speaker 1>He solidly frightens me, don't you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What he is very intense, so that you know we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna keep working on that. And then of course we

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<v Speaker 2>had a nonverbal but I think, very firm no from

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<v Speaker 2>Atheno O'Brien. She stormed out of the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>I was very um sad about it.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's on the Yeah, it was very sad and

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<v Speaker 4>interrupted my meditation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Have have you lost sleep

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<v Speaker 2>over at Coco?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I've lost a lot of sleep because I wake

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<v Speaker 1>up in the middle of the night and I go

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<v Speaker 1>out to the stars and I are laughing, why won't

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<v Speaker 1>you be our friend? And sometimes I get locked out

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<v Speaker 1>of my house and solid I'm out of a long

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<v Speaker 1>time and losing a lot of sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't travel with your keys just the sword.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the sword fist and then if I have spice

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<v Speaker 1>that I put my keys in my loin.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you just kick the door down?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's girls, that's what I end up having to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound that's why, that's why our bill for doors has

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<v Speaker 1>been very high. I'd keep putting in those expense reports.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been meaning, Yeah, I really hate doing this on air,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can't be expensing your personal doors to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We just don't have we don't have a sponsor, we're

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<v Speaker 2>not signed with a major podcasting studios. I don't this

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<v Speaker 2>is all out of my pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know what the expense reports off. Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>if they are not for my door for report, how

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<v Speaker 1>will I be able to go on adventures if I

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<v Speaker 1>am knocked out of my house and I cannot break

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<v Speaker 1>down my door on expense and new one.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember a few weeks ago, I was like, look, I

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<v Speaker 2>got Christopher walking on the hook. He's out, he's a wobbly.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe let me take him out to lunch, let me

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<v Speaker 2>go to the palm with him, whine him, dye him.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were like, out of your own pocket, little

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<v Speaker 2>girly man, this is not for the expensing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I said. That I don't sound like that,

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<v Speaker 1>but yes, that's what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>I just if I I'm doing something that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>contribute to our cause, I don't understand why I can't

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<v Speaker 2>expense that, but I'm expected to expected to pay when

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<v Speaker 2>you have to kick down your door.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, because I am the king of gos Soon and.

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<v Speaker 4>It's your fault that Atheno left. And then it's your

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<v Speaker 4>fault that he has to wake up in the middle

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<v Speaker 4>of the night and go outside and scream out the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's your fault that he's locked out of.

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<v Speaker 1>His house, the security guy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I know, as we've established, you and Coco have

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<v Speaker 2>a complicated relationship. But don't like, don't you have a

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<v Speaker 2>sparecade at his place? Aren't you over there? Sometimes do

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<v Speaker 2>a lot and.

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<v Speaker 1>The lot to shout at the sky? You could do

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<v Speaker 1>that outside the gull, inside the shout at the sky.

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<v Speaker 4>If he's shouting, I'm I I'm not disturbing my sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But couldn't you let him back inside?

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<v Speaker 4>Why would I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Value? I would have to submit one of sun of

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<v Speaker 1>these expensive reports, and yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Charge him expenses.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if he's waking me up from my reverie, and

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<v Speaker 4>then I would have to bring myself out of my

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<v Speaker 4>very deep meditations, very expensive, which takes quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have to displace all the goats. Have you

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<v Speaker 4>ever tried to put goats back to sleep in the

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<v Speaker 4>middle of the night. Note, they're they're everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to raid several in and out burgers to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for all of.

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<v Speaker 2>This, just just for clarity, just for clarity because it

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<v Speaker 2>you know, as we develop our next project, I you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to get things right. You keep goats in

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<v Speaker 2>the house.

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<v Speaker 4>They're my meditation goats.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, come on, keep lap mad. You know that she

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<v Speaker 1>needs the gouts for the mill.

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<v Speaker 2>That was on me. That was totally on me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me about it. You know, have we considered, have

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<v Speaker 2>we considered maybe moving away from traditional forms of entertainment

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<v Speaker 2>to relaunch the IP and maybe do a meditation app.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very in right now, some sort of goat meditation app,

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<v Speaker 2>a virtual goat.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how you would fit a goat.

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<v Speaker 1>Is involved, and maybe, like I sort of pit.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe if you stabbed them really really really a lot

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<v Speaker 4>and then they're just they're just nothing left and then

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<v Speaker 4>they can fit inside a phone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not it would I mean, it wouldn't be a

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<v Speaker 2>real goat. It would be digital digital, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Never mind, never mind, I can see I can see

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leading us down a dangerous path. I'm not gonna worry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna worry about I Like, yes, we'd have

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<v Speaker 2>to buy more goats. Yeah, and I don't have that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of money right now. Uh, Coco, you mentioned Gladiator

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<v Speaker 2>just now, and I I feel the need to report

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<v Speaker 2>we mentioned that it was coming out last episode. I

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<v Speaker 2>at my own expense once again. I have now seen

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<v Speaker 2>the new Red Sonia movie.

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<v Speaker 1>And well I have to bring it up, mad, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to God and shout to the sky again

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<v Speaker 1>to night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think you should. I think you should. But

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<v Speaker 2>I felt it was important. Don't you when you go

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<v Speaker 2>into battle, don't you study your opponents. Don't you want

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<v Speaker 2>to know how they're how they're No.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you stab them. You don't get to know them.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't buddy up to them.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't you study how their methods work, what they

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<v Speaker 2>how they like to attack, what their numbers are.

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<v Speaker 4>Matters about their methods. Your method is stabbing, that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>If I studied them, I would probably want to stab them. Moor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, well again, I guess I can't argue

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<v Speaker 2>with that. So well, I've wasted my time seeing this

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<v Speaker 2>Red Sonya may I'm not gonna say it's a complete

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<v Speaker 2>waste of time, because I really do feel I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I learned what we should not be doing. It

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<v Speaker 2>was not I don't think it was a great way

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<v Speaker 2>to relaunch an I p there was some interesting performances,

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<v Speaker 2>but the writing was not great. I think we should

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<v Speaker 2>really start to think about who's gonna write your your

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<v Speaker 2>relaunch because shockingly, like two thirds of that movie was

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<v Speaker 2>just a gladiator movie. And who wants to see that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I do, but not when I'm not in it,

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<v Speaker 1>because yes, Sonia didn't invite me, and I'm upset about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I screamed at the guy about that.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would she invite you?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I it's complicateing and because well, she should invite

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<v Speaker 5>you to son It would be Valie and Ball and

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<v Speaker 5>to have both of us on because yeah, both.

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<v Speaker 1>Mighty warriors and can conquer all the gladiad. That scene

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like five minutes if SnO is there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Cyclops, you would have taken it out like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She invited the Cyclops and not me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sort now the other thing, and you know we

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<v Speaker 2>have not we have not discussed this. You know, what

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<v Speaker 2>what would red Sona be bringing to the table here?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean a lot, obviously a lot, But in terms

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<v Speaker 2>of the look red Sonia sort of her whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>is that she just wears a chain mail bikini as

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<v Speaker 2>her armor and they they try and like make a

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<v Speaker 2>joke about She goes, will this protect me? And the

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<v Speaker 2>guy goes, no, but it'll look good kind of not

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<v Speaker 2>great for this day and age. I thought, so, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. On the other hand, I think it

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<v Speaker 2>probably is what God eyeballs on the movie your feelings

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<v Speaker 2>on Chain. I can already see I should not have

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<v Speaker 2>brought this up.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that if I stab everybody, or if Coco

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<v Speaker 4>stabs everybody, but I can do that, then it won't

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<v Speaker 4>matter what I'm wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I like that attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that attitude quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Song that tends to like to wear a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>things that are goat related.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, goats, unfortunately don't live forever. And it only makes

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<v Speaker 4>sense after they've spent so much time with me on

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<v Speaker 4>that they continue to stay with me in the form

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<v Speaker 1>Earrings and all those shoe adds them live sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, part of your meditation process is to have a

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<v Speaker 2>goat stand on you. So you have to take that

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if the goat is talented enough, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I hadn't considered that, not that.

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<v Speaker 4>I would wear a chained mail bikini, but if I did,

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I feel like we're going to have to

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<v Speaker 2>app or just on We'll just do a whole episode

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<v Speaker 2>beat your friend Coco Great, and he's a legendary Uh well,

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say race car driver, but this guy

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<v Speaker 2>all about it, like Ostrich.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, that's like your number two.

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<v Speaker 2>So how are they balancing?

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<v Speaker 4>Not as good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I bet well. Please Welcome to the podcast legendary racer

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<v Speaker 2>Mario Kapretti. It's a mea Mario go good.

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<v Speaker 3>It is so good to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome, Mario. Be very good to have you on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can tell that you're very happy and happy

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<v Speaker 1>and you communicate. And I don't see any problem with

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<v Speaker 1>the way that you speak at all. Not no problem,

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<v Speaker 1>no problematic at all. The problem with marg no problem

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I'm a beloved figure. Oh I'm Matthew. I

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<v Speaker 1>must say hello to you. Hello, Matthew. Oh, you're such

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty boy.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a very girl man.

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<v Speaker 1>The truth, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>One or two a girl matter in my life. You

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she's a crazy Mario. You know, as you may know,

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<v Speaker 1>on this show, we're bringing people on and so that

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<v Speaker 1>and then also if they want to join our adventures

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<v Speaker 1>as we go on adventures of conquist that quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it involve racing?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? That the bands. There was some talk here about

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<v Speaker 1>Ostrich racing.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard something about the goat, and I once raised

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<v Speaker 2>the goat. It was so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we're going to get along just fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see see Larry had some trouble with goats. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you with the gout racing? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I once raised the goat around the Alps. It was

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<v Speaker 2>so beautiful. Now, mind you, when I say I raised

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<v Speaker 2>the goat, I did not sit upon the goat I raised.

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<v Speaker 2>I challenged the goat myself. I was in a Mercedes bends.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is the mesay these bands? I track an ostrich

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<v Speaker 1>is right automobile? Oh? Is it posed by ostroges?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I arrived with my foot, with your feet arrives

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<v Speaker 2>the engine. The fuel goes through the engine, the pistons

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<v Speaker 2>and Mario goes to zoom.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen these before outside, you know, the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>are always yelling at me on the street. They make

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<v Speaker 1>that yelling. Yes, the the scoozy, scoozy. Do you not

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<v Speaker 1>have a car me? No, I didn't. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get in one of those things that look like

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<v Speaker 1>they are too small for me. He is very big.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, he is basically uninsurable. But he does have a wagon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wag.

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<v Speaker 4>He's very good on horseback.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, now, horse, I can race a horse both a

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<v Speaker 2>meaning I can sit upon the horse and raise it

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<v Speaker 2>or I can erase it on foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I like to get on my us sometimes and

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<v Speaker 1>ride around with my sword and yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 4>The only very it's uh, it's hard to be on

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<v Speaker 4>the horse when Coco has used his special sword grease.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's a slippery it's very slippery. And I've been

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<v Speaker 2>in many a race with the grease summertimes. You got

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<v Speaker 2>to be a little sneaky with the grease because the

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<v Speaker 2>judges said it's a no no Marrio. But I need

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<v Speaker 2>a little you know, I need a little lubric and

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<v Speaker 2>to get the edge. Some good grease, only the best

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<v Speaker 2>of grease, A fine olive oil for mississily.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that's a very nice grease.

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<v Speaker 4>Coco, he has people saying no, that's not allowed to him,

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<v Speaker 4>and we know what that's like with the garden the sword.

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<v Speaker 2>I just it's I it's not it's it's a law.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have weapons out like the Who want you

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<v Speaker 2>to tell this man what to do?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, absolutely, I agree. Just gonna take all of

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<v Speaker 1>us down to that security guy one of these days.

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<v Speaker 4>Not be stimied. Oh, we will not be.

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<v Speaker 1>Made to not have swords, made.

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<v Speaker 4>To not have swords. We will not be de sorted.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. We will be sorted.

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<v Speaker 2>We will be sorted. We will be sorted. We will

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<v Speaker 2>be a you're a very bold of woman.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a right, and well, you know you could be

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<v Speaker 1>part of this mile. But I want to know how

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<v Speaker 1>many horses are you bringing to the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's a good question. I do have a stable

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<v Speaker 2>of horses, many of them mostly out of stud.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good. Yeah, all right, so you bring the studs.

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<v Speaker 2>I would bring, as I got three prized studs at

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<v Speaker 2>my home.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, now, how about he has three horsepower?

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the way you think.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, the way you think we could hook

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<v Speaker 2>them up to your wagon. What happens?

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<v Speaker 3>Excellent?

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<v Speaker 1>Then maybe I could see in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Wagon and it won't matter if your special And of

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<v Speaker 4>course I have my old gray mayor my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful, we already have a fool kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Maryon not married.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a good name for a horse.

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<v Speaker 2>The older gray Mayor or my wife my wife. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what next towards I raised, I name her.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife, my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>It might have been done.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're a driver and soul of time, yes, yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not familiar with how well cars contribute to an

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<v Speaker 1>adventuring party. Perhaps you could tell us how a car

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<v Speaker 1>could be useful on an adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first and foremost, I think it gets to places

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<v Speaker 2>very fast. Especially if a Marrio's driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Eh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good. We could get faster to places.

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<v Speaker 4>Faster, faster than three horses.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see see Oh yes, my beauty, Yes, I got

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<v Speaker 2>much faster than a horse. I mean I have I

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<v Speaker 2>have a Mercedes, I have a Ferrari, I have I

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<v Speaker 2>even have a woods wagon that is shockingly fast.

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<v Speaker 1>He also has a wagon.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know you, my friend. You may be a

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<v Speaker 2>dead too big to fit in my boots wagon. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>darn it, but this little girlie man, I think he'd

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<v Speaker 2>fit fine. Thanks, so I would. Yeah, I would get

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<v Speaker 2>to a place where you need to go. I take you,

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<v Speaker 2>Marry take you. He could do that so fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah good, excellent. We need to all to the streaming services.

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<v Speaker 4>The the stream of in.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not a familiar with this stream, but do

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<v Speaker 2>you put it in my map. I'll get you there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah great, we're gonna go there and swimming. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>the people can see.

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<v Speaker 2>What they mean, like a Netflix or a Disney plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to drive through a Netflix headquarters? Are okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is a studio city. I drive you there.

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<v Speaker 4>If if it's a headquarters, surely their leader will be there.

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<v Speaker 4>We can go we can stop. We can conquer.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the one place I do not want to go,

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you right now, I do not want to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the Apple of Plus. They put out that

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<v Speaker 2>fo one the movie. You know who's not in that

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<v Speaker 2>f one the movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? It's on you?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I wouldn't go see the movie

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<v Speaker 2>because the Marios not in the movie. How will you

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<v Speaker 2>make race a car movie without the great Mario Capetti?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel your pain because recently I was a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>The cyclops in it are not me or me.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make no sense. Who want to see a cyclops?

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<v Speaker 2>They could see a great king?

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<v Speaker 1>And this diffriend, go take notes on.

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<v Speaker 4>This, Matt, Matt, Matt, I think we have a new member.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean I don't want to. There's still like

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<v Speaker 2>we've still got like fifteen minutes to fill. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to jump ahead, but I will say I've got

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a good feeling. We all, when you with

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<v Speaker 2>a Marios, when you're with a marioist, speed right through.

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<v Speaker 2>This will be the fastest podcast you ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, this is great.

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<v Speaker 2>So let me ask you, because I like for a

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<v Speaker 2>tat if I join your so called the venturing Party,

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<v Speaker 2>could we maybe slay a few my enemies, like mister

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<v Speaker 2>brad Pitt, mister fancy I invented the new camera for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, yes, of course, I have a perfect thing

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<v Speaker 1>for mister brad Pitt. We put him in the pit

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<v Speaker 1>fighting and the people will fight him, and we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>it pit fighting because they're fighting.

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<v Speaker 2>Brad pet you have a connection with this cyclops. They

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<v Speaker 2>could maybe step on him and a squash.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't bring that up again.

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<v Speaker 2>Mad, Okay, okay, whatever, I understand. You know, uh, yoused

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<v Speaker 2>to hang around with a monkey and he is a

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<v Speaker 2>little too big for his bridges now and now I

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<v Speaker 2>know a talking to him.

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<v Speaker 1>What other enemies do you have that we need to

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<v Speaker 1>go after? Any evil wizards?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a I do not get along with the turtles.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sort of a personal thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That all of the turtles everywhere, most of them, most

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<v Speaker 1>of them. I don't think we could slay all all

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<v Speaker 1>of the turtles. I mean, not that I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>willing to die it.

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<v Speaker 4>Can We can't. We definitely could, but it might take

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I got plenty of time, So.

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<v Speaker 4>Perhaps maybe we do the turtles after Coco is king

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<v Speaker 4>of the world. And then he can just say, with

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<v Speaker 4>a wave of his sword, no more turtles.

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<v Speaker 1>That's guy.

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<v Speaker 2>The ideas on the how the world you just said

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<v Speaker 2>no more turtles. Man, I could have done that years.

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<v Speaker 1>Ago, Granya King. This is the sort of things that

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<v Speaker 1>you do. You say, bring me my pheasant, and you

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00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:42.400
<v Speaker 1>say get all the turtles, and then you arminions that

430
00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>have to do it for you.

431
00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:47.519
<v Speaker 2>This is this is this is a news to Mario.

432
00:25:48.359 --> 00:25:48.720
<v Speaker 3>Mario.

433
00:25:48.920 --> 00:25:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Usually see when I finish our race in the first place,

434
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:56.519
<v Speaker 2>always the first place, and the ladies they bring you flowers,

435
00:25:56.519 --> 00:26:01.079
<v Speaker 2>they give you the champagne, They maybe bring you some oils,

436
00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:05.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe a nice pizza, but they never say I'll kill

437
00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:06.400
<v Speaker 2>all the turtles for you.

438
00:26:06.519 --> 00:26:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Many Oh, you have to ask them of God, to.

439
00:26:12.759 --> 00:26:13.799
<v Speaker 4>The big leagues.

440
00:26:14.799 --> 00:26:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Can I just can I just just step in here

441
00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:25.759
<v Speaker 2>for a moment, let me insert myself here, because I

442
00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:30.279
<v Speaker 2>I just I'm afraid with all of this turtle talk

443
00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:34.880
<v Speaker 2>that we're gonna maybe offend like the pita people, the

444
00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>animal rights group, the animal rights people, the people who

445
00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:43.240
<v Speaker 2>are pro turtle and pro animal life, and they're gonna

446
00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:45.519
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, what is this Coco doing killing all

447
00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:48.680
<v Speaker 2>these turtles for a movie. That's like not cool anymore.

448
00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:57.200
<v Speaker 1>But are they turtles? The people? Yes? No? If they

449
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:59.480
<v Speaker 1>are not turtles, then why do they care if we

450
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:00.079
<v Speaker 1>kill all.

451
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I said, who cared about a turtle?

452
00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:07.079
<v Speaker 2>You put them in a soup? Okay, otherwise who will care?

453
00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:10.400
<v Speaker 4>We shouldn't kill all the turtles, though, because then we

454
00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:11.039
<v Speaker 4>can't put.

455
00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Them into it.

456
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:15.799
<v Speaker 4>Should probably we should save them for soup on me.

457
00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:18.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, you put them in a pen somewhere,

458
00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:20.160
<v Speaker 2>and I do not care, but I do know what.

459
00:27:20.279 --> 00:27:23.319
<v Speaker 2>The shells coming at my head nothing the worse when

460
00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:26.240
<v Speaker 2>you're driving your car and a boom you get hit

461
00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:27.160
<v Speaker 2>by a turtle shell.

462
00:27:28.519 --> 00:27:31.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I've heard about these, the blue ones or the

463
00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:34.319
<v Speaker 4>blue one tytle worst with the spikes.

464
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:39.160
<v Speaker 2>They they are the worst. But they luckily they banned

465
00:27:39.160 --> 00:27:43.799
<v Speaker 2>in most competitive for play now because you know, I

466
00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:46.799
<v Speaker 2>made a very big complaint to the bosses.

467
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I say, you.

468
00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Cannot be thrown spike the turtle shells the f one

469
00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:54.799
<v Speaker 2>now of god now and you know what, you know

470
00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.880
<v Speaker 2>what though they never listened until I mister brad Pitt's

471
00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:02.240
<v Speaker 2>making a movie and suddenly no turtles else. I got

472
00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:04.079
<v Speaker 2>a real problem with that guy.

473
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:07.839
<v Speaker 4>He like a coincidence top of our list.

474
00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Right, and then you drive us.

475
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I see to him. See we put him.

476
00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:15.559
<v Speaker 4>In the pit pit.

477
00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes.

478
00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:18.359
<v Speaker 4>Then we drive to.

479
00:28:20.119 --> 00:28:25.559
<v Speaker 1>The streaming, we go to the Netflix, we.

480
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:31.920
<v Speaker 4>Corder their heads and then we win.

481
00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I mean I like this plan. That was very

482
00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:38.519
<v Speaker 1>foolish of them to call it a head, God, as

483
00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:41.480
<v Speaker 1>they opened themselves up to this bun that you made.

484
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:45.519
<v Speaker 2>So that I don't understand why you're also literal minded.

485
00:28:45.559 --> 00:28:48.519
<v Speaker 2>It's it's not a place you go to court. Hey

486
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:54.559
<v Speaker 2>are you pretty boy? You shut your mouth. That's how

487
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:55.799
<v Speaker 2>I deal with the brad Pitt.

488
00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:59.960
<v Speaker 1>That's good. I like this very much.

489
00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Now, King of Coco, let me ask you a question.

490
00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:08.160
<v Speaker 2>You got my you know have a car now? God,

491
00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:11.119
<v Speaker 2>when I outside in the lobby, I hear you talk

492
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:13.960
<v Speaker 2>about the in and out the burger? Do you have

493
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:16.279
<v Speaker 2>the problem I have with the in and out the burger?

494
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Do they not let you bring your sword in the

495
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:21.880
<v Speaker 1>in and out burger? Well?

496
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:22.279
<v Speaker 3>I do not.

497
00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:24.559
<v Speaker 2>I do man marry or do not carry a sword.

498
00:29:24.680 --> 00:29:27.079
<v Speaker 2>But marill like to ride a horse through the driving

499
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 2>and they always yelling at they.

500
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:30.920
<v Speaker 4>Just like yelling.

501
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:34.000
<v Speaker 1>They are this is South typical.

502
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:37.240
<v Speaker 2>I say this all the gray mare. She just wanted

503
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:41.160
<v Speaker 2>the Kentucky Derby. You're gonna give me some animal style fries.

504
00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:47.319
<v Speaker 4>Well, if it makes you feel better that store manager

505
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:47.920
<v Speaker 4>is now.

506
00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:56.599
<v Speaker 1>That I'm really supposed to talk about it. But what

507
00:29:56.799 --> 00:29:59.799
<v Speaker 1>happens when you don't in and out the burger to

508
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:06.960
<v Speaker 1>a long story shot, it's been really very really I'm

509
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:10.079
<v Speaker 1>not happy with them because you know, I try to

510
00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:14.200
<v Speaker 1>do simple things that everyone should be able to do

511
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>at the in and out Bulga, like bringing your.

512
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Sword horse through the drive.

513
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:21.839
<v Speaker 1>I ride the horse to the drive through milder the

514
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:24.279
<v Speaker 1>cows so you can have your billgos.

515
00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Maybe do who doesn't want a fresh beef?

516
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>That's why that's so.

517
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:34.599
<v Speaker 2>I tell you what Marios to have his old brain thinking.

518
00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:35.759
<v Speaker 1>That's good meaning bans.

519
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Why don't I get one of them really big trucks.

520
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:43.119
<v Speaker 2>We ride it straight through the in and out and

521
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:44.799
<v Speaker 2>we destroyed out.

522
00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:49.440
<v Speaker 1>This sounds good. I always say, if you cannot find

523
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:53.839
<v Speaker 1>anything nice to say, smash and sloter, I can't go.

524
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:56.519
<v Speaker 2>It's what my old na used to tell me. What

525
00:30:59.000 --> 00:30:59.920
<v Speaker 2>make me so happy?

526
00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:03.319
<v Speaker 1>Ah, the guide perfect.

527
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.359
<v Speaker 4>We'll take the really big truck and we'll go in

528
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:08.400
<v Speaker 4>and out.

529
00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:10.640
<v Speaker 1>I like this plan.

530
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:12.640
<v Speaker 2>I like at this planned King of Koko.

531
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:15.319
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we really have a lot of adventures

532
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:17.960
<v Speaker 1>on the table now, Matt, that you got me.

533
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:21.519
<v Speaker 2>I am getting it all down. And as I've explained

534
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:23.839
<v Speaker 2>multiple times, this is being recorded.

535
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:32.160
<v Speaker 4>I just yes, we need a record of our wonderful exploits.

536
00:31:32.200 --> 00:31:36.799
<v Speaker 2>I worry a little bit about any preemptive lawsuits that

537
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:40.119
<v Speaker 2>in an out burger might be pursuing, but I think

538
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:43.039
<v Speaker 2>in general, you know, again, I don't want to anger you,

539
00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:45.359
<v Speaker 2>mister Coretti, but you did bring up the F one

540
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:49.519
<v Speaker 2>movie let to make so mad. But it's really in

541
00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:52.319
<v Speaker 2>right now. I mean, race cars have never been more popular.

542
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Uh you know, F one people are like getting up

543
00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:58.440
<v Speaker 2>at six am and going to the local bar to

544
00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:02.759
<v Speaker 2>watch the F one races. I mean, I I don't

545
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:05.039
<v Speaker 2>understand it. It's just a car going around in a circle.

546
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:07.279
<v Speaker 2>How dare you, little boy?

547
00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:11.559
<v Speaker 4>How dare he doesn't appreciate any of the finer things

548
00:32:11.559 --> 00:32:12.000
<v Speaker 4>in life?

549
00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:14.400
<v Speaker 2>You would have run around in a circle with me.

550
00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:16.559
<v Speaker 2>You would run around in a circle.

551
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:19.400
<v Speaker 1>With me if there was conquest in dolls.

552
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you a little secret, Mario Kupratti going

553
00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:28.079
<v Speaker 2>to do his craziest race yet. Oh, Mario Compratti gonna

554
00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:32.559
<v Speaker 2>go to Las Vegas F one and he gonna run

555
00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:34.400
<v Speaker 2>it barefoot.

556
00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:40.319
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that sounds great. You gonna use any grease.

557
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:44.039
<v Speaker 2>Between you and me as long as nobody looking. Of course,

558
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put some out of oil on my feet.

559
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:52.640
<v Speaker 2>You got cause, but beat I beat any car. Wow.

560
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:54.960
<v Speaker 4>That's impressive, very impressive.

561
00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I can run fast, but I don't know if I.

562
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Hate a minute. I have a vision. Now, I have

563
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:05.839
<v Speaker 2>a vision. It's going to launch us to a new level.

564
00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Quin of cocoa, And would you grant me the great

565
00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>privilege of riding you?

566
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'm pretty greasy now can you hold on really well?

567
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:26.319
<v Speaker 1>We could make a harness I suppose, but I don't know.

568
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I carry my sword around and we've had these issues

569
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:34.000
<v Speaker 1>in the past where I was using my sword and

570
00:33:34.200 --> 00:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>someone was too close and they got their head got off.

571
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what were coming the first. I don't

572
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>care who is the head to come off?

573
00:33:42.039 --> 00:33:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Wow? All right?

574
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh, I am a man without a fear, and

575
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:55.079
<v Speaker 2>some would say without a brains. I like it that right.

576
00:33:56.359 --> 00:33:59.160
<v Speaker 1>We got the cyclops into the rights of us, so

577
00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:00.039
<v Speaker 1>we can beat.

578
00:33:59.799 --> 00:34:04.559
<v Speaker 2>That psychologic do not like him now, And you know,

579
00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:08.199
<v Speaker 2>if it all happened and mister brad Pitt is out

580
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.760
<v Speaker 2>there promoting his stupid little leftl one the film, and

581
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:14.880
<v Speaker 2>your sword absolutely goes woosh cross his head. But you

582
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:16.519
<v Speaker 2>didn't see nothing right.

583
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:19.599
<v Speaker 1>We could all be there and we could be ready

584
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:24.039
<v Speaker 1>to destroy Brad Pitt, all of us. We'll call ourselves

585
00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:25.440
<v Speaker 1>the pit crew.

586
00:34:26.400 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm so moved. I'm so moved that you are

587
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:34.039
<v Speaker 2>identified with my plight so closely.

588
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:37.840
<v Speaker 1>King, Go go. While it's very hard when people that

589
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:41.400
<v Speaker 1>you now and don't like anymore don't let you into

590
00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:46.360
<v Speaker 1>their movies and then and their franchise, and they make

591
00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:48.320
<v Speaker 1>it difficult and make you shout at the sky.

592
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:51.039
<v Speaker 2>I know it's not gonna bring this up. I don't

593
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:54.400
<v Speaker 2>want to make nobody too angry. But I hear a

594
00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:58.119
<v Speaker 2>lot of things around the racetrack, you know, and I

595
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:02.320
<v Speaker 2>heard maybe mister a brad Pitt giving the old deaf

596
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:04.320
<v Speaker 2>one to red Sonia.

597
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:10.000
<v Speaker 1>This is very you know.

598
00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:12.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to spread no rumors.

599
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:15.199
<v Speaker 1>But now I don't like Brad.

600
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:17.159
<v Speaker 2>This is what I was hoping.

601
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:21.199
<v Speaker 1>It's very upset. What is Brad Pitt conn to do

602
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:27.079
<v Speaker 1>now God take off his shirt and going and and

603
00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:29.840
<v Speaker 1>fighting an arena that.

604
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:33.400
<v Speaker 2>I hear he may be making the deal to promote

605
00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:37.519
<v Speaker 2>some of good grease. What I don't want to be

606
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:40.719
<v Speaker 2>speaking out of turn. But you know, Mario here hears things.

607
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:47.000
<v Speaker 1>This is unacceptable. I would say on a front that's right.

608
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:52.159
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't know I both and fee too? Doesn't he know

609
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:56.239
<v Speaker 1>that I am the one who is better looking in Greece.

610
00:35:56.960 --> 00:36:00.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean I would have said, there's no question. So

611
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:02.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to ride a no Brad Pitt.

612
00:36:03.199 --> 00:36:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you don't. No, only a gougo who's going

613
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:11.519
<v Speaker 1>to be king someday after I finish this race and

614
00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:13.320
<v Speaker 1>destroy Brad Pitt.

615
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:17.719
<v Speaker 2>With the pit crew, No sor you are working today,

616
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I can see it emanated. You're right selling yourself. Sure

617
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:27.760
<v Speaker 2>that's she a goddess.

618
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:32.639
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, it's very good. All right, Matt, put him down,

619
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Sign them up. It's going to be on the crew,

620
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:36.079
<v Speaker 1>in the paper pit.

621
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Crew, and we wrap up. You know in a few moments,

622
00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:42.840
<v Speaker 2>we'll take you outside. There is a paperwork sign. There's

623
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.079
<v Speaker 2>also a restroom if you need to use the restaurant.

624
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:48.320
<v Speaker 4>Mad all mats around.

625
00:36:48.400 --> 00:36:52.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh I hear about you Matt manure sneaky beat. I

626
00:36:52.880 --> 00:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>was just an one time accident. Anyway, I'm really excited

627
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I did that. Mario pariees on board. I think that's

628
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>gonna bring racing fans, sports fans, fans of ethnic stereotypes

629
00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:13.480
<v Speaker 2>really on board to this project. Horse fans, oh, horse

630
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:16.800
<v Speaker 2>fans of course, and of course the horses themselves. They

631
00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:22.440
<v Speaker 2>are very neglected audience horses and the means of Brad

632
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Pitt that is a big one. Miss Angeline and Jolie,

633
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:29.480
<v Speaker 2>she's gonna sign right up with you. But horses, you know,

634
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:32.639
<v Speaker 2>hor horses. What do my hostuds do all day? I

635
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>mean when they're not doing their job? You know, they're

636
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.239
<v Speaker 2>just in this table and I put the TV on.

637
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:41.000
<v Speaker 3>And what did they watch? They watch the View, They

638
00:37:41.079 --> 00:37:44.519
<v Speaker 3>watch it the Chew, they watch it the Murdercy Road

639
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:48.239
<v Speaker 3>reruns over and over and over again. I think we

640
00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:53.000
<v Speaker 3>put on Coco thea Barbarian. They're gonna be so ready

641
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:55.760
<v Speaker 3>to go out to stud if you know what I.

642
00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:57.440
<v Speaker 4>Mean, standing their feet.

643
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:02.119
<v Speaker 2>See see, are going to start a planning this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>in the stables.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Good idea, good ideas, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot of ideas, Matt, I wondered if I could erase

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast, this could be my next greater challenge. Could

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Mariocapretti be the first man to raise a podcast?

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<v Speaker 4>I think you can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I will have to look into this. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast is not a physical thing that you can

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<v Speaker 2>race in or against. But you know what, anyone can

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I think it's you, that's all right, theomatically man.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a me, Mario Capretti. Well, I what can

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<v Speaker 2>I say, King of Coco, H pledgure my allegiance to you,

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<v Speaker 2>your backing call when I'm in that racing, and of

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<v Speaker 2>course I raise most of the time, so I do

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<v Speaker 2>my best. You call me a all or you call

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<v Speaker 2>my agent. But we have to work it in. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I very very high demand for my time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, of course, it's how are we, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>very very busy, very busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, you seem like a very busy people screaming

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<v Speaker 2>at the sky.

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<v Speaker 4>We have to go buy some new doors.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a cousin. He make you a nice new door,

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<v Speaker 2>super cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah great, because Matt was really upset about the expensive

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<v Speaker 1>reports for the doors. You better be thankful about this, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought, you came from a line of plumbers. Hey, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so what so what My brother and I need to

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<v Speaker 2>be a plumber. Who cares. I can't have a cousin

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<v Speaker 2>to make a door, who can't work a wrecking crew?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, I'm at curly man guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, yes, very close.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot take this guy anymore. King Coco, you need me,

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<v Speaker 2>you call me. I cannot look at this guy no.

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<v Speaker 1>More understandable, Matt, to see what you kindering our guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Mario, yes, Ma, yes, you before you go? Is

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<v Speaker 2>this yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a firm? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we put you right up there alongside Larry Hastings

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<v Speaker 2>Alaric Hastings, the Great Alaric Hastings. I once I saw

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<v Speaker 2>him play mister pib oh, Mama Mia, that was the

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<v Speaker 2>funniest thing I ever did see.

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<v Speaker 4>He's our fool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I tell you what, go go like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you called me, Okay, you called me any time you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go do it?

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<v Speaker 1>So chow chow, goodbye. We don't have to do cases

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<v Speaker 1>like that all the time. Right, It's just the thing

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<v Speaker 1>for him, I think, so okay, good that I get I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do Cocoa the Barbarian Needs a Friend was created, produced

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<v Speaker 2>and edited by J. Michael DeAngelis, Music and sound effects

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<v Speaker 2>by Pete Barry. Executive producers Pete Barry, J Michael DeAngelis,

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<v Speaker 2>John Dalgin, and Page Clanecki.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Completely real celebrity interview podcast. But if it weren't, then

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<v Speaker 2>Bob Killian was Coca, the Barbarian Ashley Banks was red

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<v Speaker 2>Sona and J. Michael DeAngelis was Mario Capretti. I'm Matt

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<v Speaker 2>gurley Man and definitely no one else. This has been

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<v Speaker 2>a port Room production, Copyright twenty twenty five Extraordinary Missions Limited.

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<v Speaker 1>Another quality podcast from the port Room