Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Egg. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Bet,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some ship
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 2: Okay, I oh fuck the fucking windows open. I was like,
Speaker 2: why don't look stupid? You look stupid? Yeah, I look.
Speaker 2: I look like I'm in a dreamy daydream. The flowers
Speaker 2: get up and close for a couple of hours. You
Speaker 2: got it? We mean, okay again, we can't have the
Speaker 2: lighting changing from the outside. Interferences like, yeah, we can't
Speaker 2: be that unprofessional.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we take our lighting very seriously, sir. I actually
Speaker 3: I keep forgetting because I want to get uh, I
Speaker 3: want to get a cup. Yeah, it's it was, It's
Speaker 3: the reason why I I've been uh like, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear my sunglasses until I do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because we have a we have a light
Speaker 2: blasting directly. It looks so dingy in here now.
Speaker 3: It's like it's I'm absorbing it so much and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my eyes hurt after I'm done.
Speaker 2: Does it does it reflect weird? After? Because of the
Speaker 2: your glasses and ship.
Speaker 3: Well, at least I got a little bit of blocking
Speaker 3: stuff in here, so it's not as strenuous.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, that much light in your
Speaker 3: face for like a few hours, it just strained your eyes,
Speaker 3: and you get.
Speaker 4: Might put my screen at like max of brightness on
Speaker 4: my computer, and then I put my eyes right up
Speaker 4: against the screen.
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't remember because we all dealt with having no
Speaker 3: uh you know how you have all the dark modes
Speaker 3: on everything now.
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 3: I just I was just how the fun did How
Speaker 3: did I live without this? Because everything was just white
Speaker 3: backgrounds pretty much every website, And now whenever I go
Speaker 3: in a white background now, I'm like.
Speaker 4: Oh the only the only black background sites I remember,
Speaker 4: like when I was younger were like porn Hub and
Speaker 4: red Tube.
Speaker 2: It was only like always except for like x X
Speaker 2: and x NX videos and like x X videos and Hamster.
Speaker 2: I think where they were, they were always bright, they.
Speaker 3: Were xu is it is it just.
Speaker 2: As I remember the Hamster. I never got that though,
Speaker 2: like why I.
Speaker 4: Don't really I never questioned that. I was just like,
Speaker 4: I'm just here to find I'm dropping in. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: put in what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: Then there's there's that blue one too, or x xx
Speaker 2: or something that's the blue one, and I'm just like.
Speaker 3: Why is that the one that I don't think I
Speaker 3: ever used?
Speaker 4: That one wasn't there was one I knew about X
Speaker 4: bunker x x x bunker, and that one was like
Speaker 4: green and yellow. So it's like, what the podcast no, no, no, welcome.
Speaker 2: Trying to talk about porn. Man, I just want to
Speaker 2: start before I forget it. It's be it's me Chris,
Speaker 2: it's him Kingston, I think, and then it's him Derek. Look,
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Speaker 2: I hate to say this again, but some of you
Speaker 2: aren't getting the message because you're not going over there.
Speaker 2: If you don't go over there, we'll kill you. It's
Speaker 2: really simple. It's like simple as that. It's not a threat.
Speaker 2: It's a promise, and you can't legally, it's not illegal
Speaker 2: to make promises. Yeah, they changed the Yeah they changed
Speaker 2: a Final Fantasy shirt. I got her a final Fantasy
Speaker 2: shirt shirt. That was funny. It is a good it
Speaker 2: is a good shirt.
Speaker 4: A final Fantasy shirt. You actually got Carilonia. She was like,
Speaker 4: I want a final Offendity shirt. And I was like,
Speaker 4: you don't even know who that is. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's that's that's Wind, right, And I was like, no,
Speaker 4: his name is.
Speaker 2: She did not say Wind. She would have to know
Speaker 2: his name is Cloud.
Speaker 4: She knows who Cloud is. She's not that detached.
Speaker 2: She lives with me. Unfortunately, she knows who Clouds Nimbus,
Speaker 2: like Goku would have been more believable that she's Mexican.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying is like if somebody didn't Goku,
Speaker 2: if somebody didn't know who that was, they wouldn't say
Speaker 2: Wind because it's too clouded. Yeah, yeah that's stratos rights. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's Cumulo Nimbus. It's sucking. Uh.
Speaker 3: What are the memory the memory ones?
Speaker 2: Do you remember the memory you.
Speaker 4: Know what they just called kinds of clouds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the Stratusimus and there's.
Speaker 3: A I don't know if the memory because you know,
Speaker 3: you ever see the ones that are like a bunch
Speaker 3: of little kids.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're called memories. They're called something like that.
Speaker 2: No shot, Absolutely, they're called memory clouds or something like that.
Speaker 2: I just said. It's something like something like that, meaning
Speaker 2: that there's no experience is within it. I know. There's
Speaker 2: three kinds of clouds that would blow my mind. Clouds.
Speaker 2: See what pops? Just clouds. Look what I was just
Speaker 2: looking up recently, Mark goth Home Improvement. Why because I
Speaker 2: forgot that this happened. Did that happen in the show? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the youngest son had a goth phase.
Speaker 3: And and the reason why it happened is because one
Speaker 3: of the writers of the show had a goth son
Speaker 3: and for him to, I guess vent about it, you
Speaker 3: want to shame his son on national team essentially, And
Speaker 3: then he ran into that the writer's son one time
Speaker 3: on set and he saw him wearing gothsha and he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, man, I'm not trying to make fun of you.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is this is what they they Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I'm literally literally just working right, I'm sorry, All right,
Speaker 2: Let's see about a tit. Clouds. I feel like, you know,
Speaker 2: four kinds of clouds.
Speaker 4: It might be four kind of clouds, three kinds of rocks.
Speaker 2: There's three. There's three kinds of rocks. There's only there's
Speaker 2: only three. There's only three mamaidas. Mamaids, yeah, which all
Speaker 2: the stems from memory. Memory. That's crazy. I've never heard
Speaker 2: of that in my life. What the three kinds of
Speaker 2: other kind of clouds?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's another stratos might learn something them tits, tits,
Speaker 4: I don't want to see.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, they're just clouds, the kind of Okay, well,
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't want to see, reassuring you they're
Speaker 2: just clouds. It's fine, bro Chill, chill, chill.
Speaker 3: B I hate the when the complete is perfect, it
Speaker 3: comes like, stop, stop being so predictively perfect. Sometimes serious
Speaker 3: Columbus and Stratus nimbus Columbus clouds. Yeah, sorry Columbus, which
Speaker 3: makes Cumulus serious and stratus, and then Nimbus was added
Speaker 3: as a special type.
Speaker 2: Cumulo nimbus isn't a real thing. I just want to
Speaker 2: probably both of them together. Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: I think anyway, those are the subtypes. Anyway, whatever, Welcome
Speaker 2: to the Stark Tank Podcasts. Me Kingson and I saw Superman.
Speaker 2: Derek is not so we're not gonna talk too deeply
Speaker 2: about it, but it was great, very fun. It's very good.
Speaker 2: That was that was tasantly surprised and that was nice.
Speaker 4: They handled God Gardener well, I know your your your
Speaker 4: lantern head, so they gay Gardener, they handle him.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't your favorite lantern? Is it actually? John? Are
Speaker 2: you typically? Is it just Guy Gardner? Is not my favorite?
Speaker 2: I like that Gardener. But he's a he's a ship.
Speaker 2: He's like him in the movie.
Speaker 3: He's good for he's his he's good for what he's
Speaker 3: supposed to be. I think he's it's war. I like
Speaker 3: that there's different personalities. That was my biggest critique of
Speaker 3: how Jordan wore. He just felt kind of like standard
Speaker 3: boring guy. Yeah and uh and especially alongside uh if
Speaker 3: you needed like a Barry Allen. A lot of times
Speaker 3: they were written relatively the same. If they ever crossed
Speaker 3: pass and I'm like the funk out of.
Speaker 2: Here, like them crossing paths is like meaningless because they're
Speaker 2: the same persons essentially, Like they just different.
Speaker 4: Was like the color swamps, like Iron Man and freaking
Speaker 4: Doctor Strange talk, but you guys are the same Nigga
Speaker 4: man kind of the Nigga brilliant Sky. You're just both
Speaker 4: talented assholes.
Speaker 2: One's a surgeon basically, the other one's a rocket.
Speaker 3: The other one rockets rig that's the same person. But yeah,
Speaker 3: that I'm excited to see it. I'm we're we're probably
Speaker 3: I'm gonna she has like a little bit.
Speaker 2: Of sick leave, so just take a day off.
Speaker 3: I think today she just told him that she's finally leaving,
Speaker 3: and then uh yeah, so that's it's gonna be nice
Speaker 3: to at least heard because she already got a few interviews,
Speaker 3: and then hopefully it should just be better because look, man,
Speaker 3: no shade, no shade to the Armenians.
Speaker 2: But damn brother, no shade.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's just unfortunately, being in this area, if
Speaker 3: you don't speak Armenian, it's hard to get a job,
Speaker 3: like especially in the type of fields she works, and
Speaker 3: she works a lot of billing and stuff medical ship.
Speaker 2: So they're like, uh, no, you don't speak this. So no, yeah,
Speaker 2: you speak Armenia like twelve This is at.
Speaker 4: Least language twelve hundred, like on the planet.
Speaker 2: Probably like Armenian. They probably speak. I mean, it's been
Speaker 2: beaten out of them. They speak what is that? What
Speaker 2: a language is? Speak? Speak? What you speak Armenian.
Speaker 4: What do you mean Armenian our Farci those are I'm
Speaker 4: sure it's but it's Armenian not there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they unfortunately don't have their own language, like you know,
Speaker 3: like Belgians, and there are certain provinces that got carved out,
Speaker 3: but they clearly belong to it.
Speaker 4: It's funny how like everybody over there speaks German, and
Speaker 4: it's like, I wonder what the point is?
Speaker 2: Point is, Uh, Superman is surprisingly good. I recommend it.
Speaker 2: I think you. I think it's a It's a genuinely
Speaker 2: feel good movie. I loved it, had a great time.
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna see it again. I think just to
Speaker 2: see how man how I feel about it, because it
Speaker 2: because the first like twenty minutes, I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know how I feel about this. The first twenty
Speaker 2: minutes I was like, ah, something, this is quick, and
Speaker 2: then it kind of just like, oh, okay, this is great.
Speaker 4: My fire part was when and uh, favorite part is
Speaker 4: when you shut the fool. But my favorite part is
Speaker 4: when Superman wanted to a white man. It was like,
Speaker 4: you're fucking white and stupid and slapped his dick super
Speaker 4: powerful and his dick blew up and he was like,
Speaker 4: oh man, I'm just a straight white Man's like, yeah
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 2: He stopped his head flat. Good.
Speaker 3: Interesting of your kind is over. I like that trailer
Speaker 3: that they showed only yeah, that's it was.
Speaker 2: That that big thing about like uh white Superman woke
Speaker 2: and he's like, you know, flying trans women to get
Speaker 2: abortions or something. Do you see uh Audi's named Dean
Speaker 2: Dean Withers, not Dean Norris, the guy that played I
Speaker 2: think it was the Lowes and Clark Superman. Oh Dean Kane.
Speaker 2: Dean Kane?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 2: I think it was as like is it Kane?
Speaker 3: Because I also I get it hit his name confused
Speaker 3: with the it doesn't matter, but like, did you see
Speaker 3: he tried he's trying to be relevant.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, just knew be woke.
Speaker 3: And then people started playing clips from his Superman. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like like credible, it's woke. Like the clips from
Speaker 3: his Superman is.
Speaker 2: Ironically like more woke than anything in the new movie
Speaker 2: I imagine, so literally just as woke, if not more.
Speaker 2: And it's like, dude, why would you like these are
Speaker 2: like look there are like I really I really like
Speaker 2: like the X Men and Superman are the worst characters
Speaker 2: to make this argument for because they have generally with
Speaker 2: the exception of like Superman, who's had like because he's
Speaker 2: been a part of like US propaganda for so long. Sure,
Speaker 2: there's obviously like it's like that famous comic of him
Speaker 2: like making his face Asian hilarious.
Speaker 4: I own that comic? Do you really not the original copy?
Speaker 2: Do you have it framed? It? In my bedroom? You
Speaker 2: have that one panel blown up put on my walls.
Speaker 2: But with the exception of that, like Superman's like core
Speaker 2: fundamental it is like literally like Saturday Morning TV, like
Speaker 2: good is good and bad is bad. Ye, Like killing
Speaker 2: things is bad, So I'm not gonna let things get killed.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're it's insane. I think it's
Speaker 2: the same as very funny though, like what you get
Speaker 2: what you get into the meat and potatoes of the character.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh god, I didn't realize, kind of like
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ really actually he Chris. It's like the ultimate
Speaker 2: example of that. Really, all of it. I think all
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 4: I think Spider Man does too. I think Batman is too.
Speaker 4: I think I think all of them fundamentally well. Batmans
Speaker 4: appeal like once you period the exterior layer off of them.
Speaker 2: Thatman is a mentally ill billionaire who doesn't really help people.
Speaker 2: He doesn't help people, but he also doesn't he doesn't
Speaker 2: I wouldn't put I would put Batman probably the least
Speaker 2: in that category. Actually, he probably think that Batman woke.
Speaker 2: I would notice, but you know what I mean, like
Speaker 2: i'd be like I explaining it. They're all like the
Speaker 2: nature of heroic character.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop breaking these u these thugs. Next, it's
Speaker 3: sending them to the hospital because you know they they're
Speaker 3: doing this because the cities is bad.
Speaker 2: It's their socioeconomic status. You see as he's holding a
Speaker 2: he's holding a guy with a claw grip, three hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty four pound man about bustle holding in one hand.
Speaker 2: He goes, why I do this? He's got his head
Speaker 2: and he's like bashing. I don't blame you, it's the systems.
Speaker 2: His head just flat. It's really crazy because I really
Speaker 2: feel like it's like it looks like that's the front
Speaker 2: of a hammer, the hammer, but it's it's a big
Speaker 2: problem that comes from Superman, particularly Batman gets underwritten so
Speaker 2: much by the arts. Most people played Dark has thiggas
Speaker 2: can't read, so people aren't reading his comics. So people's
Speaker 2: playing a Rham games. You're like, you're sure he doesn't
Speaker 2: sure he doesn't kill people because uh yeah he eyes
Speaker 2: are dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they go loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also a lot of variants of him doing
Speaker 2: that's every that's all of those, it's all of those characters.
Speaker 2: It's like it they've been they've been around too long. Man,
Speaker 2: but Superman like like the X the X Man is
Speaker 2: the biggest one where it's just like they're literally just diversity,
Speaker 2: and they're just the diversity the heroes. Like it's the
Speaker 2: whole point of them.
Speaker 3: Marginal marginalized groups that are margins in marginals.
Speaker 2: They're literally marginalized people within a greater marginalizement. It's like
Speaker 2: they're they've always had lies. I remember, it's so funny,
Speaker 2: like somebody I ran into a fan recently at the
Speaker 2: bank and uh, this is not today, by the way,
Speaker 2: I had to go to the banke earlier for some bullshit.
Speaker 2: But and they were like, oh you do YouTube, right.
Speaker 2: I remember, like there was this one video you did
Speaker 2: about like the X Men that made me fucking crack up.
Speaker 2: And I was like the X Man that I make
Speaker 2: a video about the X Men, and then I remembered
Speaker 2: when that the Apocalypse movie, Do you remember that?
Speaker 6: I remember the bill the billboard that it was presque
Speaker 6: where Apocalypse is choking mystique and everybody was like, it's
Speaker 6: sexist that show that, which is fucking insane hilarious.
Speaker 2: By the way, this is the kind of thing where
Speaker 2: I like, I'm reminded of shit sometimes and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: that's insane, Like it's fucking ridiculous that anybody would have
Speaker 2: a problem with that today. But and I was just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. And even back then, I'm thinking, like, why
Speaker 2: the fuck did people care how about shit like that?
Speaker 3: Brother, I saw the infection, and the infection was real.
Speaker 3: Because I don't friend that I grew up with. He
Speaker 3: started dating this one girl, and he started becoming a
Speaker 3: little bit more progressive, like started like and becoming a
Speaker 3: little bit more serious. He also was like involved in
Speaker 3: Zulu Nation and all this stuff, so.
Speaker 2: He was like very he was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got so when I actually talked to him
Speaker 3: about that that billboard, and I was expecting him to
Speaker 3: laugh alongside me of how ridiculous. He was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, man, like immediately I started seeing him contemplate,
Speaker 3: like I can see how some people would be bothered
Speaker 3: by this, and I'm like no, Like I was like,
Speaker 3: you don't understand that, actually you're infantilizing women by making
Speaker 3: like why can't she be choked by Apocalypse?
Speaker 2: It is like why can't she be choked by Apocalypse?
Speaker 4: Especially like it's context because I'm one of those guys
Speaker 4: that's like I could my brain could paint a picture
Speaker 4: to see why that could be a problem. But also,
Speaker 4: this is superhero shit. She's a super character. Apocalypse has
Speaker 4: has killed plenty of women in the comics because they're
Speaker 4: superpowered women and they're fighting him him when you got
Speaker 4: powers all that, Like, yeah, man, I'm not Gonnaway that
Speaker 4: disappears you.
Speaker 2: I'm fighting you. I will never be I will never
Speaker 2: be convinced that that ship was not stupid, Like it's
Speaker 2: just it's impossible for me to believe it. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: uh yeah, no, the I mean the X Man I
Speaker 2: have always been the X Men have always been like
Speaker 2: a like a I love Yes.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite I I one of my favorite
Speaker 3: things that I did with with our show. This might
Speaker 3: have been when we were doing a dark tank and uh,
Speaker 3: I took the I took a scene from the animated
Speaker 3: series X Men and used it as a thumbnail. And
Speaker 3: why I loved it so much because we were talking
Speaker 3: about Wolverine being a racist and that scene is specifically
Speaker 3: him about to kill someone for being for being racist.
Speaker 2: But I like flipped it for some from the animated
Speaker 2: series in the nineties.
Speaker 3: In the nineties, Well, he's thinking that the guy like
Speaker 3: this is in the alternative universe right well in future,
Speaker 3: and then he's like, oh, he thinks that the borrowner
Speaker 3: has a problem with them being mutants, but no, it's
Speaker 3: actually about stormbing.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is that that is from a comic, that
Speaker 4: is from a comic written in the seventies by a
Speaker 4: white man, which is just it's insane.
Speaker 2: It's so funny thinking about.
Speaker 4: How how far we have fallen, man, because I understand,
Speaker 4: like clearly you probably people back then had a lot
Speaker 4: of fucking stupid mentalities, you know, an underlying bullshit that
Speaker 4: maybe Chris Klammont had. You know, I think he's a
Speaker 4: very clearly a progressive man because of like the ship
Speaker 4: he just wrote about homosexuality, intersexuality, fuckings. If you're a
Speaker 4: good old boy and at least their brain is thinking
Speaker 4: about that well before it becomes a common thing to
Speaker 4: think about, you know, and then like the idea for
Speaker 4: people to be like to take these characters who have
Speaker 4: always been like people are like, oh, Spider Man wouldn't
Speaker 4: do That's like Spider Man is that he helps anyone
Speaker 4: in his neighborhood. What do you mean, He'll help you
Speaker 4: no matter what you look like, no matter what you
Speaker 4: sound like. He just helps people, That's what he does.
Speaker 4: It's it's so disrespectful to the carey, especially someone like Superman,
Speaker 4: who is just the hero like he is like, yeah,
Speaker 4: he's the greatest hero.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: Like he might not be my favorite, but he's the
Speaker 4: like when do you think of hero? Goes like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's that's that guy.
Speaker 2: He's the archetype. Yeah, the dude you know, big pep,
Speaker 2: big pepe, large penis, big curve, perfect dude.
Speaker 3: Like all I was like, did you guys see fucking
Speaker 3: Connor McGregor is a psychopath? Right, he's like lost his mind.
Speaker 3: He's like he's a prime example of somebody who seemed
Speaker 3: very humble when he was poor. You know, like they
Speaker 3: some people say money changes you typically it just amplifies
Speaker 3: who you actually are, like your ego. But some people
Speaker 3: does change them and this seems like one of those
Speaker 3: examples that it definitely changed him. Connor McGregor, right, And
Speaker 3: so he's been in he keeps fighting people, he keeps
Speaker 3: punching people publicly. Uh, he's adjudicated rapist, you know whatever,
Speaker 3: a bunch of stuff eddicatedst I love it. I just
Speaker 3: can't say, like because when you when you say convicted,
Speaker 3: people immediately think like criminally yeah, and this was like
Speaker 3: this was like a civil thing. It wasn't it wasn't
Speaker 3: criminal courts, so it was a civil ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I like to say adjudicated rap it just so
Speaker 3: it rolls off the tongue nicely. It just sounds like
Speaker 3: it soundstdicated, you know. Anyway, So recently Azelia Banks fucking
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, we don't have any context why he
Speaker 3: slid in her d MS and sent her dick pics.
Speaker 3: And one of the dick pics he's, first of all,
Speaker 3: he's bricked to the gills, and then the second one
Speaker 3: he has a weight hanging from his dick.
Speaker 2: He's serious that that's power? Is it up? Still still attention?
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's that's crazy. It's even a look.
Speaker 4: I cannot imagine having a pound weight on my penis
Speaker 4: and it's still it's absolutely stretching forward.
Speaker 2: I could maybe lift the corner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, imagine this dude was on one right and
Speaker 3: then he just started dming it to ever because it
Speaker 3: couldn't have just been.
Speaker 2: Her, Yeah, he said, he said to the bitch McConnell.
Speaker 2: Probably literally, Oprah, she is even alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, but you know she's probably dead and
Speaker 3: somebody's just controlling your mother dead Or.
Speaker 2: I would if she would, like, you know, i'd be
Speaker 2: like stedman like practice for the culture, like, oh, for
Speaker 2: the culture. I would do it for money, Oh, for money,
Speaker 2: I'm I want to money is culture? For for money? Money?
Speaker 4: I would I would brave the abyss for money. I
Speaker 4: would brave the darkness for money. I know I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna come back, and I was fifteen dollars maybe genuinely
Speaker 4: two thousand dollars, I would walk into the darkness and
Speaker 4: I'd be like, just give it to Lily's crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't even need. That's such a low amount of money,
Speaker 2: that is embarrassingly low. It's life changing money for like
Speaker 2: I don't know, fucking a baby. But no, it's not
Speaker 2: that it was a little baby. Yeah, but I'm assuming
Speaker 2: the baby understands what money isn't can spend it, you know,
Speaker 2: it still spends it on earth, right, So it's not
Speaker 2: gonna be that much. Yeah, but it's not like it's
Speaker 2: it's an it's independent, is what I'm mean.
Speaker 4: You're you're you're trying to minimize two.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars to a ten year old versus to an adult.
Speaker 2: It's not life changing. Well, I don't know. So if
Speaker 2: you have a ten thousand dollars is gonna get spent
Speaker 2: on a much of bullshit. I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 2: If I had two thousand dollars when I was like fifteen,
Speaker 2: that would have altered the course of my life for sure,
Speaker 2: maybe a few times, because there's just agree because there's
Speaker 2: shit that I would have been able to do, or
Speaker 2: like just equipment that would have gotten me rolling quicker.
Speaker 2: I like I still think about like the money that
Speaker 2: like I spent on college, where I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 2: should just you know, yeah, I should just bought the
Speaker 2: equipment that would have cost this much, and I would
Speaker 2: have been set up pretty well. Oh, sure, honniest scam ever. Dude,
Speaker 2: that's not for everybody. By the way, don't just quit school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have like a if you have aspirations
Speaker 3: of a regular field, do you want to.
Speaker 2: Go to go to school? Yeah? Like I wanted to
Speaker 2: do a film. And if you're in fucking dumb shit.
Speaker 4: If you're based on academic to academica, that's it. But
Speaker 4: like also a lot of people aren't and they get
Speaker 4: involved in those fields and it clearly shouldn't be there,
Speaker 4: and it's well, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you doing here? You're fucking you have no
Speaker 2: clue about anything's going on. Before we get too crazy,
Speaker 2: I do you want to mention? We had a we
Speaker 2: had a we did a we did a clip recently,
Speaker 2: or I clipped something out of our show and put
Speaker 2: it on Instagram and Twitter and TikTok and all that stuff,
Speaker 2: and it exploded. On TikTok. It was us making fun
Speaker 2: of the Ozzy Osbourne concert, the Black Sabbath Show, his
Speaker 2: final show, and uh, we just kind of improvised him
Speaker 2: being him writing all of his songs about being pro Israel,
Speaker 2: and on TikTok it exploded. It has like hundreds of
Speaker 2: thousands of views, tens of thousands of likes, and a
Speaker 2: lot of people in that comment section are mad. They're
Speaker 2: very bad. They're like, how could how how could you say?
Speaker 2: Are what's going on over there in the way? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How could be so mean to Ozzie? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: are we being mean to Ozzie? I just hate that.
Speaker 3: I just I knew that had the potential of happening
Speaker 3: because without the context of how we got there, which
Speaker 3: we're making fun of David Draymond, and because David Raymond
Speaker 3: was the singer disturbed, he was there, which led us
Speaker 3: to just make fun of the whole situations.
Speaker 2: I thought it was funny without the context. It doesn't either,
Speaker 2: it can't the context is too long anyway, exactly, it's perfect.
Speaker 2: The clip was already a minute without the context.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was just like, no, this is perfect.
Speaker 3: I just knew that, Like I didn't. I didn't expect
Speaker 3: her to blow up, so it did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then so now so I understand people not they
Speaker 3: probably they could thinking in a vacuum that we're actually
Speaker 3: maybe we think Ozzy Osbourne is a Zionus.
Speaker 2: I don't think as Osbourne knows what Israel is I
Speaker 2: he might have been. I don't think like this. There's
Speaker 2: no shot that you could convince me that he knows
Speaker 2: what he is? That the m M A flight to right?
Speaker 2: That's cook you sing? Who is? Who is that?
Speaker 5: Is? That is?
Speaker 2: That is that Sharon's Uh? But boy, do you mean Israelriel?
Speaker 2: Like the iew he knows that, but he doesn't know Israel.
Speaker 2: He might know that it was Black's Blabbath. Yeah, an
Speaker 2: they might know that're they're that that that? What did
Speaker 2: you say? Black Blabbath, black Splabbath, blabbeth?
Speaker 4: What's what's Black's Blabbath's blabbyth?
Speaker 2: I don't know it's that is the cover band? What's that?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 4: There's a bunch of people ink on them that sing
Speaker 4: black Abba black Abba black Sabbath song.
Speaker 2: They just have Eagle black Sabbatical. That's stupid covers blabbin anyway,
Speaker 2: I just want to acknowledge if anybody's here from that episode, Welcome, welcome,
Speaker 2: or is that a lot of people were like, what's
Speaker 2: the show? I gotta see it. A lot of people
Speaker 2: were saying Cometown vibes, which is cool. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: appreciate that. Every once in a while I catch that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, oh man, this is a cometown nick
Speaker 3: mall to see should have I do appreciate that very
Speaker 3: much too, But I also I'm like, hey, guys, they
Speaker 3: didn't invent that.
Speaker 2: That is this is a raunchy, immature, unfiltered show. I
Speaker 2: don't think we're raunchy. You think we're you all. I
Speaker 2: appreciate that, but you're just talking about we opened the show.
Speaker 4: Various colored porn site colored by like the color of
Speaker 4: the like the site.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not black.
Speaker 4: I mean I do I do part take. I do
Speaker 4: part take in black female ports. They're whited creamed cream,
Speaker 4: creamy cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Cream does it does creams? I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's like a fucking back website. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if anyone's drowned in the Buka. I feel
Speaker 4: that's probably not happened. Probably not happened, but that would
Speaker 4: definitely be recorded.
Speaker 2: Iff. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3: If it happened, it was on purpose because they didn't
Speaker 3: want to save the person that was.
Speaker 2: Getting One guy was like, keep going, keep it up,
Speaker 2: just keep going. I would have to imagine I would
Speaker 2: have to imagine that I would have to imagine that
Speaker 2: that somebody has drowned in a tank of semen.
Speaker 4: Having a tank of semen is so if you have
Speaker 4: a tank of it, that's how did you? I want
Speaker 4: to know how they acquired it? With a jerking you
Speaker 4: know how much you know? Look unless unless you unless
Speaker 4: you come faucet loads Chris.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not saying me. Why would you say that?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: How many people? What kind of take we talked about?
Speaker 3: How about like a bowl the one that like that
Speaker 3: Ashton Hall guy uses to wake up and pale. I
Speaker 3: was thinking, like, you know, he wakes up in the
Speaker 3: morning for you and he dunks his face in a
Speaker 3: bullet comb.
Speaker 2: I would I would love, I would love. I would
Speaker 2: love to see him dead and that like head inside
Speaker 2: of one. Do you know that guy is Chris.
Speaker 3: Ashenhall, black dude that has this his day is just
Speaker 3: explaining how he gets ready for the day. That's he's
Speaker 3: like listen four you and he has this dumb ass
Speaker 3: assistant chick, some hot chick like handing him stuff.
Speaker 4: He's a giant, huge to the point it's ridiculously he
Speaker 4: raised speed.
Speaker 2: He raced I showed speed, oh yeah, and speed beat him,
Speaker 2: but also speed didn't beat him by a lot and
Speaker 2: the size of Ashton Hall is insane, Like people are
Speaker 2: like speed dusted.
Speaker 4: Hi'm like, guys, do you not understand people? All people
Speaker 4: don't understand. First off, he understands the size of that guy.
Speaker 4: He should not be near speed at all. Speed's fast
Speaker 4: as fun. And this brick is near him in a race,
Speaker 4: Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, I don't know that. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know black people. The only black
Speaker 2: person I know is like Harry Mandel. Maybe he's definitely
Speaker 2: that's the wrong one. That's the wrong one. What am
Speaker 2: I thinking of? You're thinking of? How you're thinking of
Speaker 2: no world or whatever you're thinking of? Alson Mandela? Ah,
Speaker 2: I see saw on his thing he posted. He was like,
Speaker 2: look man, all the interrupted, yeah you're saying stupid, but
Speaker 2: look look man, I'm just I'm just saying, the only
Speaker 2: people that care about the America right now the social
Speaker 2: cratic Democratic Party.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you fucking flip. Absolutely, I was like, dude.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? He flipped already.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, I'm just I'm saying the only people that
Speaker 4: cared about the the real people of America is the
Speaker 4: Social Democratic party. I'm like, you actual fucking conniving slut.
Speaker 2: You stupid fucking flipped this fast already. He flipped that
Speaker 2: fast because of the fact that he's he's just not
Speaker 2: he's not a smart guy. I don't and they utilize
Speaker 2: that against him. I don't know. He dances in the middle.
Speaker 2: He dances in the middle. I just I don't.
Speaker 3: I have a hard time believing that that A lot
Speaker 3: of those comedians, particularly or I think they're just riding
Speaker 3: the wave of coolness. I feel like he exposed himself
Speaker 3: by saying, oh, back then, the Democrats used to be cool,
Speaker 3: Bill Clinton getting a blowjob and stuff, and now like
Speaker 3: the Republicans are the cool ones now. I just feel
Speaker 3: like he exposed himself by saying that to all he
Speaker 3: wants to do is just ride the cool wave and
Speaker 3: just get more fans. And it's pretending like, oh, they're saying,
Speaker 3: this is your.
Speaker 2: Boy, this is what you voted for him. I didn't
Speaker 2: vote for this stuff. And I'm like, he didn't do
Speaker 2: any of the stuff. He didn't last time he was president.
Speaker 2: He didn't end any of the wars, he didn't lower
Speaker 2: the budget or the defacy, he didn't cut he added
Speaker 2: trillions more did none of that stuff, so to be
Speaker 2: to pretend like you're surprised now, I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that. Like I either believe you when
Speaker 2: you're stupid. Yeah, and you should shut the fuck up
Speaker 2: and leave forever, or I don't believe you're a liar.
Speaker 2: You should shut the fuck up and leave forever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's hard to I'm leaning on more of the side
Speaker 3: of Edie Stultz just because of some of the social
Speaker 3: commentary I've heard him before, and being around Charlemagne and
Speaker 3: all that shit. I feel like he has enough sense.
Speaker 3: But I'm also kind of on the fence without Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: I can't figure him out, like I feel.
Speaker 2: Like evenly retarded. But then there's a part of it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can't when when Bernie Sanders came on
Speaker 3: and was explaining stuff to you, there's no way he
Speaker 3: didn't know what he was saying, and you were I
Speaker 3: feel like you have to be on the grifter side
Speaker 3: to do some of the push pushing back he was doing.
Speaker 2: These It's hard to tell. These people are like it's
Speaker 2: it's like, you know those toys that would like repeat
Speaker 2: everything that you said to it. Oh yeah, like a
Speaker 2: like a yack back. Yeah, Like it's like one of
Speaker 2: those where, like you know where the act backs probably
Speaker 2: a little. That's that's more his era. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but I don't know why I know about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's like that where it's just like they believe whatever.
Speaker 2: The last person they had on that they liked told
Speaker 2: them really and that's really it. And they just had
Speaker 2: like a wave of like right wing freaks on their
Speaker 2: shows and they were like, yeah, I like this guy.
Speaker 2: And then they had like some one person they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe it's no principle at all, just a complete like
Speaker 2: an empty fucking is just dishonesty. That's what it's for me.
Speaker 4: It's like, dude, look, I understand that you probably don't
Speaker 4: know what you're talking about a bunch, and that's fine.
Speaker 2: I like that they I personally liked it. All the
Speaker 2: Republicans voted unanimously to block the Epstein list from being released. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I think that's sick. I think that's very cool.
Speaker 2: I think it's so epic. In fact, it's like, man,
Speaker 2: the Republicans are so cool.
Speaker 3: The only thing that makes me mad about that is
Speaker 3: because this is you. I've brought this up on my
Speaker 3: Instagram story. Every once in a while, I feel like,
Speaker 3: even though I'm pretty jaded, everyone's while I still feel
Speaker 3: like I was. I have like a significant amount of
Speaker 3: followers pouring in from those dumb gate covers. Let me
Speaker 3: give them a kernel. Maybe they want to investigate. I
Speaker 3: always always do like Congress dot org and like go
Speaker 3: go see your congress people's voting records, so you have
Speaker 3: a fucking resume on them.
Speaker 2: And everyone's a while.
Speaker 3: These people are like you know, and I see the
Speaker 3: hidden replies, the requested things. But every once in a
Speaker 3: while there's some people like, oh it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy. That's your your view of that first well,
Speaker 2: because it's like that's how I see them too. Prettybody's
Speaker 2: on my messenger of questions like I don't think you.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're right about this. It's always like
Speaker 2: I always picture that's how I imagined them, immediately going
Speaker 2: to something their eye fucking rolling sideways. I mean, as
Speaker 2: reasonable as possible, showing picture evidence of all the Republicans
Speaker 2: in the House voting no on something like hey, let's
Speaker 2: stop price gouging on gas and food and they vote unanimously,
Speaker 2: know or like say the big beautiful bill, you know,
Speaker 2: like everything.
Speaker 4: Or that NATO thing for like simple basic human needs
Speaker 4: literally and like literally what makes it funny is that
Speaker 4: they did that thing for basic human needs And it
Speaker 4: was like the two ones that were sonchis was American Israel,
Speaker 4: And it's like why.
Speaker 2: Were you so funny? Why? Why? Why listen? Why so
Speaker 2: that happened?
Speaker 4: Imagine doing that and not getting slaughtered immediately when you
Speaker 4: get back to your That's just imagine not getting like, oh,
Speaker 4: we're to eat when you're playing lane Lands, We're gonna
Speaker 4: eat you. The moment you land, we're gonna feed on
Speaker 4: you like it's it's going to be a million. That's
Speaker 4: a moment that can't stop us. All we're gonna get you.
Speaker 2: That moment's on the horizon. I swear somebody's gonna make
Speaker 2: people mad that they just they just gang up on
Speaker 2: him and eat him.
Speaker 4: I think it's it's gonna happen happer than like I'm ironically,
Speaker 4: I think it's happening waste when we give I think
Speaker 4: it might happen before this is live. If none of
Speaker 4: you did you imagine, Yeah, who was a toutsal gabbered,
Speaker 4: cornered and devoured like seventy eight hungry Mexicans.
Speaker 2: Mexicans, that's crazy, Hawaii. We gotta keep it. They like
Speaker 2: the pressure, tortilla things like like a rug. I'd love
Speaker 2: that there are real Mexicans. They're gonna do tacos. Man
Speaker 2: got make tacos to store somehow. They're gonna smoker and
Speaker 2: leave it and forget me thoughts at eater bro.
Speaker 3: I want people, I want everybody to keep up the
Speaker 3: pressure on that Epstein ship though it's the only thing
Speaker 3: that is seeming to penetrate some of the Maga cult people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the only thing. And I know because
Speaker 2: who the fuck doesn't What person in their right mind
Speaker 2: doesn't want an answer to that.
Speaker 4: It's their fault, though it's the right's fault for doing sure.
Speaker 4: It is like I don't know where, I don't know
Speaker 4: how they ure we're.
Speaker 3: Pasting that we're trying to do now is trying to
Speaker 3: maybe last a couple of them away.
Speaker 4: I'm not even doing I'm talking about the politicians because
Speaker 4: they just kept running on that shit and like we
Speaker 4: have it, here's a here's a pamphlet.
Speaker 2: Is doing that? I never ran on like releasing the
Speaker 2: Fsteine files. They did.
Speaker 4: They like they're going and what are you doing? You
Speaker 4: know your president is one of them, but like they
Speaker 4: why do you keep showing this?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. That's what like.
Speaker 3: It's I'm just hoping that the you know, the people,
Speaker 3: they break away from the pack and they realize that
Speaker 3: they've been taking for a ride.
Speaker 2: For many, many, many, many, many many many years. I
Speaker 2: do see a lot of people. I do see a
Speaker 2: lot of people still being like, oh, it's the deep shit.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you so that's the deep state? Bitch?
Speaker 2: I know it's always anything, it's not a lot of
Speaker 2: them are breaking. I've seen a lot of them like
Speaker 2: fall' I don't know.
Speaker 3: What they're gonna do now on the lower level because
Speaker 3: I saw a lot of them blaming pan on Bondi.
Speaker 3: They were trying to really get her, but then Trump
Speaker 3: came out and defended her, and so I'm like, what do.
Speaker 2: They do now? There's probably no communication. It's probably just
Speaker 2: like a complete ship show.
Speaker 3: That's what it feels like. Because I was like slam
Speaker 3: dunk for Trump, fire Pam Bondy.
Speaker 2: This woman bitch, this dumb female ruined everything. She's show
Speaker 2: woman and gay and I hate her blonde horror. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she did it, and then that's it.
Speaker 3: That's why it's weird that he's like, no, this was
Speaker 3: this was my theory. She knows some real ship. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sure she knows some real ship. So he's like,
Speaker 3: just like with Gallaine, he had to be nice to
Speaker 3: Glean because it's possible, and he thought about partnering.
Speaker 2: Sure, well said he said that twice. After it was twice.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even like before everybody knew everything. It wasn't
Speaker 2: even like a plausible deniability. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't know she did that. It was after she was
Speaker 2: very famous for doing everything. He's doing me no sense
Speaker 2: to like, I'm like, if I if I if I
Speaker 2: was on the list, or how should I put how
Speaker 2: should I put this? If I was somebody who was
Speaker 2: innocent of being on the list, this is the opposite
Speaker 2: of how I would go. I would release it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like I said, this would not
Speaker 2: even be even in the ballpark of behavior that I
Speaker 2: would engage in. If I truly wasn't on.
Speaker 4: Itatively, I would be like, hey, release it, like right now,
Speaker 4: I'll be like reach the list, you you will never
Speaker 4: find my name.
Speaker 2: Whatever we got, you'll never find my name. But clearly
Speaker 2: we know.
Speaker 3: But clearly if you're not it only if, and only
Speaker 3: if you're not incredibly retarded, you know that he's on
Speaker 3: that ship. Like unless I mean, dude, some of the
Speaker 3: some of the ladies were recruited from Marlago, Like come on, like,
Speaker 3: let's let's if you're not retarded. Him living almost dude,
Speaker 3: like like a mile away from they were fucking a neighbors. Essentially,
Speaker 3: when you're rich people, a mile is nothing for them
Speaker 3: living in fucking West Pond Beach or whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: they lived next to each other. He was at Marlogo
Speaker 3: all the fucking time. There's all the videos, there's all
Speaker 3: the pictures, there's everything, And I know service level Republicans
Speaker 3: just don't see that because they never play that on
Speaker 3: Fox or anything.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 3: But for the the MAGA conspiracy people that swear they
Speaker 3: do their research, like they always say, like you've seen
Speaker 3: this stuff, you've seen all of this stuff. It's time
Speaker 3: to I feel like I almost feel like me being like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll activate my activism activism and start pretty up giant
Speaker 3: fucking posters of everything related so that they can't not
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 4: That's crazy throughout the city, Like you take your time,
Speaker 4: you take a week out of your life to do
Speaker 4: that shit.
Speaker 3: Put it fucking everywhere so they can't like they can't
Speaker 3: hide from it anymore, because it's like, bro, now that
Speaker 3: you know he's hiding and pretending like nothing's happening, you
Speaker 3: know he's guilty, and I need you to see this
Speaker 3: shit fucking day and then maybe finally they'll be like,
Speaker 3: you know what, Uh, I might have to go to
Speaker 3: one of his rallies and uh, you know, bring that
Speaker 3: idea normally, bring the thing about it.
Speaker 2: Do something that's not even doing that about it. That
Speaker 2: makes it worse because you know they're there to strike.
Speaker 3: Enough of them are absolutely And just think about the
Speaker 3: people that you know, the Clinton was it the Clinton
Speaker 3: kill List or whatever it was. There's a bunch of
Speaker 3: people that disappeared or died that were connected to stuff
Speaker 3: that was like the illegalities of I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: that's real.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people don't want if there's
Speaker 3: a credible journalists that don't want to go into any
Speaker 3: of that stuff because they're like, I need hard evidence,
Speaker 3: and I understand that that you you value your integrity. However,
Speaker 3: to just dismiss powerful people killing people that threaten them
Speaker 3: is stupid because why did you?
Speaker 2: It is? It is insane, and it's also look at
Speaker 2: historically very common. That's what's crazy about it, the idea
Speaker 2: that it's like, oh, well, that that wouldn't happen, And
Speaker 2: it's like, why wouldn't because you wouldn't do anything. I
Speaker 2: kill people for way less, way less, way less, brother
Speaker 2: off on the freeway. I've watched people kill each other
Speaker 2: over no right.
Speaker 3: You think people are like powerfully kill people are disappearing
Speaker 3: people because they're threatening their power.
Speaker 2: I think the only reason doesn't happen more often is
Speaker 2: because more people are cluded into how suspicious that's that
Speaker 2: looks now. I think that's the only reason doesn't happen
Speaker 2: as frequently as it probably used to.
Speaker 4: I really think of it like the ideas that a
Speaker 4: lot of people just don't.
Speaker 2: Was that Boeing the Boeing whistle blower? That is that
Speaker 2: is the craziest thing in come on, I think that
Speaker 2: is the craziest thing in monitnue.
Speaker 3: It's one of a lot of the people look into
Speaker 3: the Epstein stuff a little bit more too. A lot
Speaker 3: of the people that were involved, victims and people that
Speaker 3: are close to them no clue where they are.
Speaker 2: They're gone from this earth. And I'm like, guys, I
Speaker 2: need John to understand.
Speaker 3: You threatened power, Threaten the cartel member in Mexico, threaten
Speaker 3: his power in some way, be like, hey, I am
Speaker 3: an FBI or whatever their federality shi it is. And
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm close to cracking this case. Your head's
Speaker 3: gonna be sawn off in a second. Like as soon
Speaker 3: as you're like bingo, you just pressed like save on
Speaker 3: the file that you wrote up that was gonna take
Speaker 3: them down, a chainsaw is gonna come flying through the
Speaker 3: window and.
Speaker 2: Decapitate you, like you're not it's a boomerang chain back.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking thing that has not existed in a
Speaker 2: fighting game, and I need it that that that sounds
Speaker 2: so stupid, but it sounds like it sounds like years
Speaker 2: of war stupid where it's just like like a gun
Speaker 2: that shoots chainsaw boomerangs, a gun that chainsaws and blows up.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought about when I was little, chainsaws
Speaker 4: then blows up in a strap, you.
Speaker 2: Know, they had the.
Speaker 5: Like what the.
Speaker 3: The retro lances right and gives a war. For some reason,
Speaker 3: they retired that weapon. They had, like, oh, the retro
Speaker 3: chad saw boomerang machine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the boomerang, the boomerang chainsaw was before the retro
Speaker 2: Lancer somehow, and they were like Lanser was fucking cool
Speaker 2: running at people, and yeah, that was the lance with
Speaker 2: the knife of the button. The only bad thing is
Speaker 2: that they spread was awful on them because they was
Speaker 2: like old.
Speaker 4: Lancer was crazy, dude. That gun was so because everybody
Speaker 4: used the uh what was the regular chain song gun called?
Speaker 4: There was the new lanswer the lance, So what's the
Speaker 4: other the hammer burst, that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: The hammer snuff at, the balltok, the nasher, the long shot,
Speaker 2: the torqu bow. I think I remember every single the
Speaker 2: boom shot.
Speaker 3: I know I probably said this multiple times with that
Speaker 3: dink on the torque bowl.
Speaker 2: Good ship, good sound design.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: I remember there was times I hit people in the
Speaker 4: head with them. They would have blew up and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what is your head?
Speaker 2: Mad? What is your head? You endure? Because in the game,
Speaker 2: the horrid are those and they're like the skinny guys
Speaker 2: that Wheel like a month away. The first Uh oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that gears. I'll probably play it. I do want anymore.
Speaker 2: But I finally got the game pass, so I'll play it.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, what are you playing on it? Uh?
Speaker 2: So I'm finally playing Starfield? Oh really? Yeah, finally because
Speaker 2: I was like, it's been up for like a couple
Speaker 2: of years now essentially, and I was waiting for it
Speaker 2: to go under thirty bucks. It never did. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was just like, fucking Microsoft just not letting it go, Like, bro,
Speaker 3: they should be twenty dollars right now, it.
Speaker 2: Should be it should be right then. So I was like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'll get pass. I'll do game pass.
Speaker 3: I'm so annoyed because also I skipped a Space Marine
Speaker 3: two and it was on there and it's not on
Speaker 3: there anywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh, it literally just left.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'll play it after Starfield. It's
Speaker 3: fucking gone. I was like, I should have played it now.
Speaker 2: I know that's a great game.
Speaker 3: I know, and me playing Starfield before that, because I
Speaker 3: just felt like I just want to get it out
Speaker 3: of the way because I still like but that's the
Speaker 3: games obviously. So I'm enjoying it and I'm playing it
Speaker 3: with the already had the Rover quad thing already in play. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so this and technically I didn't need it because I
Speaker 3: have the trainer so I can do like three X speed.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm fucking running through star It's so much
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, all right, dude, some of the things.
Speaker 3: The plant is too fucking barren and there's really nothing
Speaker 3: interesting here. Yeah, so I'm just like.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. Yeah, I like Starfield that when I
Speaker 2: played it. Yeah, it's uh, it's more mass effect than
Speaker 2: it is fallout.
Speaker 3: Sure, I'm enjoying it, especially enjoying that they're not making
Speaker 3: me like jumping from from places. As long as your
Speaker 3: ship is capable enough is relatively it's really easy, not
Speaker 3: like super tedious where I was thinking, you know, usually
Speaker 3: to be able to fast travel at all. Lot of
Speaker 3: times you get like you, oh, you haven't been you
Speaker 3: you've never been in this area at all.
Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this is like it's it's it's at a pace.
Speaker 3: It's I can play at any pace that I want.
Speaker 3: I kind of enjoy that where I could sometimes take
Speaker 3: my time jump to closer systems or whatever, or sometimes
Speaker 3: it's like I just bought like a really good ship.
Speaker 2: And yeah, the ship stuff in it is particularly like
Speaker 2: I got really into it, like naming your ship and
Speaker 2: like building it and like trying to figure out where
Speaker 2: to put shit. Yeah, boarding ships as fun as fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like whenever when you get to the boardings,
Speaker 2: because it just feels so mean spirited, just oh, hey,
Speaker 2: you're in space. I guess I'm just gonna come in
Speaker 2: here and kill you all, take all your garbage I've been,
Speaker 2: and then leave you drifting into a fucking sun.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you someth did this ever happen to you?
Speaker 3: Because this pissed me off. I'm hanging out with on
Speaker 3: Andreja and Dreja, Yeah, and I was just killing all
Speaker 3: these space pirate dudes, right, and she fucking left and
Speaker 3: then she was like, you know what you did?
Speaker 2: Well after I under ship, I'm like, this is the
Speaker 2: problem with all companions to me, Like, I bring the
Speaker 2: robot what's his name? I forgot his name? Something with
Speaker 2: a veer. Yeah, I forget. I forget. He's my favorite
Speaker 2: because he doesn't give a ship, right, he doesn't care
Speaker 2: about what you do. I very rare like that because
Speaker 2: I'm usually like a good guy in the most part. Dude,
Speaker 2: I'm killing you're killing back, Yeah, because there's there's happened.
Speaker 2: There's fashion alignments and like politics.
Speaker 4: That some of the people have, and you know, I'm
Speaker 4: not I'm not just murdering people blindly.
Speaker 2: I don't blindly. I was doing a fucking quest. She's
Speaker 2: the best companion though, Yeah, Like she's interesting.
Speaker 3: That's why I kept around so far. But I haven't
Speaker 3: met everybody yet.
Speaker 2: I think I played uh when I played The Dark
Speaker 2: Urge play through BG three, you know the part of
Speaker 2: the little girl gets like steels the try to steal
Speaker 2: the idol and then the snake is there. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: always do the thing, try to get out of here,
Speaker 2: and then the snake kills her every time. And it's
Speaker 2: funny because the wolf knows he did that and was like, yo,
Speaker 2: dude wolf. I was like, Yo, my nigga, you suck.
Speaker 2: I saw you do that.
Speaker 3: I have killed everybody that's tried to make a deal, though.
Speaker 3: I have, Like there's people that are like, oh we
Speaker 3: should uh, like that old guy, he's all like business dude,
Speaker 3: Yeah that you know, I'm tis like, oh, the diplomacy
Speaker 3: and all this ship and then I'm like, yeah, okay, deal,
Speaker 3: and then I kill him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun if finally monuments you can kill everybody.
Speaker 2: Yet in those games are not well, there's certain obeople
Speaker 2: that will always just be stunned and should be able
Speaker 2: to kill everybody.
Speaker 4: I agree the game or at least when you finish
Speaker 4: their plotline, you should be able to kill him.
Speaker 2: That that would be funny. Yeah. I The way that
Speaker 2: I feel about it is I think there should almost
Speaker 2: be like they should let you kill everybody, but if
Speaker 2: you do maybe run into like if you run into
Speaker 2: a section where you need that person to be alive
Speaker 2: way later on and it's just like, oh fuck, I
Speaker 2: have to go back to the save. I think it
Speaker 2: should just give you the option. You're like, can I
Speaker 2: just bring this guy back a life for this? Like
Speaker 2: I kind of feel like, because I would rather have
Speaker 2: the immersion of being able to kill everybody and have
Speaker 2: that broken for a second to realize like, oh I
Speaker 2: fucked up, and then get the game back on track,
Speaker 2: then just not be able to do what I want
Speaker 2: to do. There should be.
Speaker 4: Something you should not be able to aim guns at
Speaker 4: your enemies that I think. I think, like while they're
Speaker 4: strowing narrative parts going on, like when Amy weapon, that's
Speaker 4: somebody who put it down about your companions. You can
Speaker 4: anyone that like you can't kill out the narrative point.
Speaker 4: Oh so just take off friendly fire altogether at that moment.
Speaker 4: But then when like one of the potlines done is
Speaker 4: like again prevented because I want to kill. I want
Speaker 4: to kill people, man, I want to kill I want
Speaker 4: to kill a star, I want to kill the fucking
Speaker 4: I want to kill the leader of the.
Speaker 2: Dragons. I like a game that lets you undercut its
Speaker 2: like it's almost like a far cry. What is it
Speaker 2: the one with Pagan men. I didn't play that one,
Speaker 2: but I know I know that, Like you can just
Speaker 2: like beat that game by waiting in the way, right,
Speaker 2: that's funny, which I think is awesome. I think that's great.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, I liked I don't know, I remember
Speaker 2: liking Starfield. I get to urge them to every now
Speaker 2: and again to like spend time in that place again.
Speaker 2: But like I just it's too big of it. It's
Speaker 2: like a hundre gigs.
Speaker 4: So the games are cooler the further back they are.
Speaker 4: I don't really want futures breath as the games I
Speaker 4: like the idea of like that.
Speaker 2: What's weird about Starfield? That was like it feels like
Speaker 2: it's future stuff, but it feels so like rooted in
Speaker 2: like eighties NASA stuff that it doesn't. It's it feels like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, there's something weird about it where it
Speaker 2: doesn't feel futuristic. It feels like if now it was
Speaker 2: then it feels no, it feels like if in the
Speaker 2: same way that The Fallout kind of feels like what
Speaker 2: if the fifties was in the future. Starfield feels like
Speaker 2: what if like the seventies like NASA, Like what if
Speaker 2: that was what the future was? You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like industrial NASA future. It's weird. Hope the next
Speaker 2: Elder scrolls you get cold. I like it.
Speaker 4: You can like real guns guns and elders, Like here's
Speaker 4: a pistol, like like.
Speaker 2: You're fighting to be in the game and something like
Speaker 2: here take this literally a desert egle. You're like, there's
Speaker 2: people is what does it do? Nothing? Nothing different than
Speaker 2: the regular gun. Just a guy. It just looks I
Speaker 2: can't remember where it takes place, but like there are
Speaker 2: people you meet in that game where you're just like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening Starfield. Yeah, you will run
Speaker 2: into people eventually if you if you find the right
Speaker 2: quest line where you're just like, what did they do?
Speaker 2: What are they doing here? It would be like if
Speaker 2: you ran in a Gumby in Skyrin It's it's ship's
Speaker 2: crazy in that game. But uh, anyway, should we move
Speaker 2: on to uh I didn't talk We should talk about
Speaker 2: Elmo being act Yeah, what did he say, release the list?
Speaker 2: You child fucker? I think yeah he said did he
Speaker 2: of course he did. He's black, Elmo. I think he's black, well,
Speaker 2: at least it's I think it was voice wig black
Speaker 2: man right for a bit. He just strikes me as black.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I never was like mixed at the
Speaker 2: very least. I just I don't put like, you know,
Speaker 2: like Big Bird and all that ship to me the
Speaker 2: Jewish exactly.
Speaker 4: Big Bird's fucking Jewish. Absolutely Jewish, you guys are, even
Speaker 4: though Snuffy I think it's the post actually be more
Speaker 4: represented Jewish people.
Speaker 2: Big Bird's Jewish. Listen, I think that we both like
Speaker 2: locked in on that. Why do you think he's they're saying,
Speaker 2: you know what it is? He's like his hair is
Speaker 2: like you know what it is like.
Speaker 4: His families accumulated a decent amount of.
Speaker 2: It's. It's and I know what people are gonna be thinking,
Speaker 2: it's the beak. No, I think it's like. I think
Speaker 2: the hair is like a jewfro kind of thing. I
Speaker 2: think his I think.
Speaker 4: I think his mannerisms fit a he's like tall and nervous.
Speaker 4: His mannerisms fit a very very progressive New York jew.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Jew. He pulls up, He's like, yo, what's up, guys?
Speaker 8: I love his head.
Speaker 4: I love big Word. Actually think I forgot how much
Speaker 4: I really love that character. But he comes like, what's up, guys,
Speaker 4: I'm like, actually technically four And it's like what big where?
Speaker 4: It's like yeah, because he shows his family, I think
Speaker 4: sometimes and they're you like his parents? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's like a Cayu situation?
Speaker 2: Is that well?
Speaker 4: And then they showed his grandma, and his grandma is small.
Speaker 4: I think Big Bird's family is gigantic. Riddle me this
Speaker 4: or is that Snuffy? Riddle me this for one second.
Speaker 4: Snuffy is right, listen, I think, riddle me this for
Speaker 4: one second. How is it not a kayu situation? If
Speaker 4: it's almost exactly a ky.
Speaker 2: Big Kayu is what four.
Speaker 5: Is not?
Speaker 2: Actually that hyps If you look up, everybody, look up
Speaker 2: right now, look up Kayu's height right now. It'll tell
Speaker 2: you he's like six foot six or fucking five foot
Speaker 2: eleven or some weird seven eight nine crazy. So they giant.
Speaker 2: Kaye's family is giants. Listen to me. Are there he's
Speaker 2: a five year old who is six foot seven? That
Speaker 2: is big bird? Okay in Kayu's world? Yes, are in
Speaker 2: Kayu's world? Are there little regular people? And are the
Speaker 2: people that he's around just giants? He lives, He's in
Speaker 2: Yoga Nheim. He was a fucking a Canadian Yoe. Canadian
Speaker 2: youngs are freaking scary, dude. The idea of that is insane. Man.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm just a kid who's four. Each day
Speaker 2: I grow some more. I love that show when I
Speaker 2: was little. Really yeah, that show definitely nothing, nothing out
Speaker 2: of the ordinary. That show came out because his family
Speaker 2: is all over the world too. Oh so they be
Speaker 2: fucking there's different colors when there's one called this, but
Speaker 2: even like looking at this, it's all it's a little blurry,
Speaker 2: but like they're all they're all relative there's colors of
Speaker 2: the rainbow. They're just like you know, they're not they're
Speaker 2: they're they they're not afraid of misogyny, you know, like
Speaker 2: they they funk around. Yeah, clearly that's good. That's good.
Speaker 4: I like that there's different diferent because what kind of
Speaker 4: you can't be Jewish?
Speaker 2: Then I think, well, he I think so I can
Speaker 2: tell you they Oh yeah, they don't care about that stuf.
Speaker 2: Not many half black half Jewish people exist in general
Speaker 2: only in New York, that's true. Well, probably not not
Speaker 2: over that's a lot. It's land, it's a lot, and
Speaker 2: it's a lot in here. Closest friends is given in Jewish.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think genetically. I think he's adopted. I
Speaker 4: think I think he's adopted Jewish culture.
Speaker 2: Whatever. This is crazy. I don't like Missgony personally me either. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be with my European as wife. I don't
Speaker 2: know what to do, you know, at a certain point
Speaker 2: and be like, so, hey, you kind of like yourself
Speaker 2: into a situation. Yeah you should probably kill her. I'm
Speaker 2: working up towards it, you know, I'm trying to no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's just you know, I'm not into miscegeny.
Speaker 3: So I'm just kind of like, oh, this was supposed
Speaker 3: to be like a little thing, you know, a little fling,
Speaker 3: and that's like me.
Speaker 2: I've never married, never, never do it. Yeah, but also
Speaker 2: you're you're married outside, so you gotta go. You gotta
Speaker 2: take care of that too.
Speaker 4: I'm closer than some, but definitely outside of definitely outside
Speaker 4: of the world.
Speaker 2: I judge you by how you look out. I don't care.
Speaker 2: You look differently, so you think the content of your
Speaker 2: character doesn't matter, not even a little bit. You look different.
Speaker 2: You have to. I need people like do you know
Speaker 2: Millhouse's parents, how they were basically related? They look like
Speaker 2: That's what I need. I need everybody just look like
Speaker 2: they They look they.
Speaker 3: They never explored that, but they look they look alike, right,
Speaker 3: they look way too similar? Like why the fuck they
Speaker 3: out of all the people have blue hair, which is
Speaker 3: like very rare. They happen to find each other. Okay, fine,
Speaker 3: that's why I need everybody doing this world though. By
Speaker 3: the way, so Chris, I'm gonna need you to find
Speaker 3: somebody relatively your height, you know, same features and height.
Speaker 2: To everything, and nearly blind. That's too. That's gonna be
Speaker 2: really tall order, but we'll find it. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's possible. I don't think there's a I don't think
Speaker 2: I've ever met a single person with a prescription even
Speaker 2: close to mine. Man Ben does not have a minus ten.
Speaker 2: I think he's at nine. Is he really Ben? His
Speaker 2: eyes are wait? Does he work always? Because you can't see?
Speaker 2: I feel like I would have noticed that he has
Speaker 2: very bad eyes. I don't believe he's he. He will
Speaker 2: wear contacts or glasses. Contacts are like, I'll thick.
Speaker 8: Sticking out of his eyes.
Speaker 2: What's so confusing about that? Time just wear glasses, asshole?
Speaker 2: What's confusing about that to me is that, like the
Speaker 2: contacts are the same, Like I I don't understand that science,
Speaker 2: Like the lenses are thick, but then the contact lenses
Speaker 2: are just the same.
Speaker 4: I think glasses haven't been changed much over time. That's
Speaker 4: probably why they're Is it just like I feel they're
Speaker 4: just with technology? I really do think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean looking at looking at the depth of your
Speaker 4: glasses is outrageous to me, I'm like, what the why
Speaker 4: does it looking like that? Because it's just how they
Speaker 4: When I first saw guys, I only saw like rereading
Speaker 4: glasses and I was like, oh, he's a looking something small.
Speaker 4: But then seeing those, I'm like, what the fuck someone
Speaker 4: engineered those?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a process. Tony Stark built these in
Speaker 2: a cave. Oh.
Speaker 4: I don't know why that line has been on my
Speaker 4: head because people talking about the whole Reary William thing.
Speaker 4: People are like bringing that up. Yeah, do you think
Speaker 4: iron would be iron Man without his millions? And it's like, now,
Speaker 4: you fucking retards. People were like, that's so disrespectful.
Speaker 3: It's like, guy, Yeah, I saw that with Ironheart discourse,
Speaker 3: and I was that guy's look. I'm I'm blasted if
Speaker 3: I'm out.
Speaker 2: This sucks. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna see iron Heart.
Speaker 2: It looks slame. I just what means.
Speaker 4: I just don't care the guy from the Heights, Anthony Ramos,
Speaker 4: It's good. I can't begin to you don't, Anthony Raymonds.
Speaker 2: I just don't care, Like I'm not. He he's the
Speaker 2: only good one of us that's actors, a good actor
Speaker 2: actually a lot of us. Genuinely, I think he's probably
Speaker 2: the only one. I don't even know who the fuck
Speaker 2: that is did Anthony Ramos? When I hear people and
Speaker 2: this is I want to maybe I just don't underst stand.
Speaker 2: And I've heard people say themselves they'll call themselves ramos,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, isn't it ramos. I don't understand. Is
Speaker 2: it not supposed to be pronounced ramos because they don't
Speaker 2: how it's pronounced. It's probably Spanish. I think it depends
Speaker 2: on how. If it's Spanish, it's definitely ramos. I think
Speaker 2: it really is. He doesn't make it. That's not that
Speaker 2: they don't do that, it's all they do. I think
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 4: They don't because I've heard ramos. Yes, but you've heard that,
Speaker 4: and that's how they pronounce it. So I'm assuming they
Speaker 4: know how to pronounces That's what.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that.
Speaker 3: That's the I'm talking about, Like if you were going
Speaker 3: to pronounce it in a traditional Spanish way, how you Well,
Speaker 3: it's not even about sounding better, it's just that's just
Speaker 3: how they pronounce.
Speaker 2: Their I think the way people pronounce their names is
Speaker 2: based on I would say it's like they their last
Speaker 2: name pronunciation completely depends on what their first name is.
Speaker 2: I think I think I could understand.
Speaker 3: That definitely pains a part, like I know, I know
Speaker 3: a lead singer of this band, Like his name's will
Speaker 3: I would think Ramos, but he's like William Amos, and
Speaker 3: I think, uh, it just it just seems more American.
Speaker 2: Iiced to be no, but if your name is like
Speaker 2: Amos Ramos or something Amos, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: he'd probably be like my names, yeah, just to change it.
Speaker 2: I think it depends on languages, like because it's like
Speaker 2: some people say, like, uh, like you pronounce your last
Speaker 2: name kind of weird. I say Jamison. Yeah, you say Jamison,
Speaker 2: even though it's like on paper it's fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 2: But uh, he says Jamison.
Speaker 4: I say Jamison. But some people say Jameson, Like our
Speaker 4: friend's name is Jameson, my name is Jamison. They take
Speaker 4: out the I or the the E. I have the I,
Speaker 4: so I say Jamison Jamison. Some people say Jameson, and
Speaker 4: that's how he's supposed to pronounce.
Speaker 2: It, like you have the I E. I thought they
Speaker 2: were supposed to pronounce it both times. I thought you
Speaker 2: were supposed to kill anybody with that name. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: that interesting. Interesting there is that too, Like j j Jamison, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jamison. I don't say j Joe Jamison. I always say
Speaker 4: but I make an effort to say differently because my
Speaker 4: name is Jamison. I see, that's probably what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I think your name has just been spelled to be honest,
Speaker 2: different part of the world, that's right, Well, not what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I see the same part of the world,
Speaker 2: but it's different different groups. I think they meant. I
Speaker 2: think they meant your name to be what the what
Speaker 2: the e E s O N. Yeah, I think they
Speaker 2: just didn't. I BEA's like whatever, Jameson. I think that Jameson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I mean when I talked to Whiskey, I
Speaker 2: say Jamison, like I don't, I don't say Jameson. That's interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go fucking I'm like an Irish I'm gonna
Speaker 3: ask an Irish person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, go find one of the piece of ship.
Speaker 2: How do you say this? Because I think it's the bridge.
Speaker 2: Was the Scots? You got to lure one? What happens?
Speaker 2: You got a lure one with like, uh, fucking with beer,
Speaker 2: but dated just beer? Be a beating woman? Yeah woman?
Speaker 2: What are they? They also some stuff? What is just potatoes? Potatoes?
Speaker 3: Potatoes potatoes, haggis that's the other one.
Speaker 4: Whatever Shepherd's Pie. Bro, Look, I shut on Europeans with
Speaker 4: that because it's deser being on its trash. But Shepherd's
Speaker 4: Pie goes bananas?
Speaker 2: Man? Is it really made it of German shepherds? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you have a question. Yeah, let's get on this. It's
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Speaker 2: you can go over there and get this. Okay, get this.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna believe this one. I tell you. You
Speaker 2: can go over there and ask us a question. Can
Speaker 2: you believe it? That's crazy, It's fucking insane. It's fucking crazy. Mike,
Speaker 2: I don't know who lets us do that. You should
Speaker 2: be illegal, you know what I think so too. I
Speaker 2: think rights are dumb. You should go over to Patreon.
Speaker 2: That's the Stark tank and uh, you know, uh drawing
Speaker 2: up on one of the tears, ask us some questions,
Speaker 2: throw us a bone if you want. If you don't
Speaker 2: want to, we'll kill you.
Speaker 4: You saw centers, right, Yeah, you know the guy that
Speaker 4: played the vampire. O'Connell is the fucking the oldershman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hearing him speak is insane because he does He isn't
Speaker 4: like you know how most places since they have the Internet.
Speaker 2: By the way, get spoilers. I didn't know there were
Speaker 2: vampires and that's cool.
Speaker 4: So most people that like are on the Internet or
Speaker 4: like act, you know, they get like a Marignia's accent. Eventual,
Speaker 4: you know, like your accents becomes sort of homogeous white.
Speaker 4: Most people speak people you're mostly performing for speak like
Speaker 4: for instance, happened Time Rush, Like they just sound way
Speaker 4: more British before and now they're like because of them.
Speaker 4: The interacting. So him speaking to Michael B. Jordan about
Speaker 4: she isn't saying, he's barely a like, I don't know
Speaker 4: what the fuck he's saying. And he's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a big great don't And I'm like, what are you
Speaker 4: talking about? Speaking English?
Speaker 2: I know, but it's like not real. What the fuck
Speaker 2: are you on? Stop that man, It sounds like you're
Speaker 2: giggling annunciate. Come on, you bitch. I can't want. I
Speaker 2: want to actually have a conversation with you.
Speaker 4: I like the Irish accent person I think it actually
Speaker 4: sounds cool. But when it's like carrying.
Speaker 2: Sue Hulk, she does like and stuff, she's so cook.
Speaker 2: Get like this is so COOLO. The Pitch Black Mountain disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's like it was okay. I was like, it's probably
Speaker 2: be though. I'm sure they probably probably here they pumping
Speaker 2: full of cane sugar sh there.
Speaker 4: It's probably just like here's black here's here's water and
Speaker 4: black people bathings, and.
Speaker 2: It's just anyway, listen, we're gonna read a question now
Speaker 2: from one of our pages of our Patreon dot com
Speaker 2: slashes snark Tank. Hurry up and go over there, join
Speaker 2: up on the fun. Tomar Emerald wrote in, and he says,
Speaker 2: is there anything from the old days that you would
Speaker 2: love to have back? I would have to be able
Speaker 2: to go rent a game from Blockbuster. Swing you p
Speaker 2: v P Goober while you regrow s pair. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's too easy. I can get you through e F legendary.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. EO f legendary. I
Speaker 2: feel like I know what that should be. I feel
Speaker 2: like I should know what that should be, but I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is anyway, does that magic? I
Speaker 2: don't brother, it's amazing of my mind is going to mature.
Speaker 2: I can't but tell us what you meant by that.
Speaker 2: That's too non specific for me, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: should be obvious. It feels the emeralds of freedom like
Speaker 2: I don't know, I well, lers of fraternity, like I
Speaker 2: don't So one thing.
Speaker 4: I want to bring back no more. I wanted to
Speaker 4: bring back Islamophobia.
Speaker 2: Man, I was going to say, so, that's an interesting thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to bring that back. I
Speaker 2: think that's very much still here.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jack, Yeah, we're just putting it on hold
Speaker 4: a little bit. We got the trance or the trance
Speaker 4: and the it was a big enemy trance and what's enemy?
Speaker 4: But the big enemies of the world right now. People
Speaker 4: can't stay in the marria. They got the trans folks,
Speaker 4: they're really annoying. We got black folks are still Mexicans,
Speaker 4: the browns, the browns and general, the most of us fall.
Speaker 2: About brown what do you what do you?
Speaker 4: I don't get what you're doing around talking about like
Speaker 4: the big problems, like the people, like the people that
Speaker 4: are like, oh, they're the problem right now.
Speaker 2: You know the point finger at who is a scapegoat?
Speaker 4: Yeah, escapegoats currently are now Mexicans or Hispanic people in
Speaker 4: general that look and then trans people.
Speaker 2: So another two. When we get rid of them, then
Speaker 2: they'll be.
Speaker 4: Back to taking a back seat a little bit. Now
Speaker 4: they're still there's still top two.
Speaker 2: I'm just not I haven't really seen people. I haven't
Speaker 2: really seen that transvestigations or any of that stuff.
Speaker 3: Like I was watching me watching, They're like, fuck, I
Speaker 3: feel bad for this woman because, like they would, she's
Speaker 3: clearly a woman.
Speaker 2: But you can tell like what those people look for.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like it's too tall, her, her nose
Speaker 2: is too big. I know that was just something that
Speaker 2: people accepted that it was real. It was like you know,
Speaker 2: like Patty and like hey, Arnold or whatever. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just like clearly like this buff, like boyish girl, and
Speaker 2: everybody's just like we knew that was just like we
Speaker 2: knew that that was possible and happened. I remember this
Speaker 2: girl in my class in like third grade. It was
Speaker 2: like that you beat the ship out of anybody. I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: In sixth grade, this chick named Amber was already six foot.
Speaker 2: What grade in second grade? That's crazy? I said, sixth grade?
Speaker 2: He said second grade?
Speaker 3: Yeah, second grade, Sorry, I forgot. I forgot, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: second grade, six six.
Speaker 4: Seven years because they'd have there's still little kid proportions too,
Speaker 4: so there'sould be a big ass kid.
Speaker 2: It would be a really thin like it would be
Speaker 2: like one of those stick bugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, imagine get beat up by like the
Speaker 4: seventh grader, second grader, because I was like, imagine cat
Speaker 4: will he got beat up by a fifteen year old.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. Twteen year olds are durable. No, they're not.
Speaker 2: They regenerate, They're not durable. That grade was the end.
Speaker 2: It was the seventh grade. It was he was like fifteen,
Speaker 2: so that's thirteen. That's thirteen thirteen. Seventh grade is thirteen max. Yeah, fifteen,
Speaker 2: fifteen years old, You're like, you're capable of eighth greater freshman. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was pretty small, but I was capable of doing
Speaker 2: some damage. In fifteen, I can hurt somebody damage. I
Speaker 2: can definitely. At fifteen years old, I could definitely beat
Speaker 2: up like a fucking like a fifty six year old man.
Speaker 2: Uh depends on how how today. I still got some
Speaker 2: man strength. Man, I wouldn't know one to fuck with health. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't fuck with him, but like I could have
Speaker 2: you think you could have. I think got age godgular
Speaker 2: eyes and stuff. But I think a fifty six year
Speaker 2: old beat the fuck out of a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends on how like how healthy they are,
Speaker 4: because that's all the fault.
Speaker 2: Let me let me clear it out, let me clear
Speaker 2: it up, American fifty six year old. Depends. I think.
Speaker 3: They're also, Yeah, they're backs fucked from all the hard
Speaker 3: labor they've been doing.
Speaker 2: I think this was because that's how you live. I
Speaker 2: work hard.
Speaker 4: I beat my wife. I drink, I go back to work.
Speaker 4: I beat my wife. I drink some more.
Speaker 2: I wake up, I beat my wife. I go to work.
Speaker 2: I come home for a lot, beat my wife. I
Speaker 2: bring my wife to work. I go to work, I
Speaker 2: beat my wife at I leave my wife at work.
Speaker 2: I go home. I wake up. I picked my wife up,
Speaker 2: I bring her home. I beat my wife. I go
Speaker 2: back to work.
Speaker 4: He hasn't eaten ever, no food, That's what he means.
Speaker 4: He's getting beat so much you can't make food.
Speaker 2: For that's assussenance man just beating his wife, say eats him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like is he got like photosynthesis, but for domestic violence,
Speaker 2: like her blood spiders at the fucking coins and fucking
Speaker 2: what you call it. That is probably I would bring
Speaker 2: back probably, I don't know, probably pre citizens United, you know,
Speaker 2: when wages kept kept pace with inflation and productivity. That's
Speaker 2: what I would bring back. That's good idea. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: would be nice.
Speaker 3: Bringing back Glass Stegel would be good glass. You know,
Speaker 3: so no housing bursting and being able to gamble gamble relentlessly.
Speaker 3: Maybe we get rid of a naften gat which caused
Speaker 3: all the poor brown people to pour into the country
Speaker 3: because their country were destroyed. And then I would bring
Speaker 3: back the Beta Max. I'd bring look what happened, like,
Speaker 3: I literally have never seen a Beta max in person.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen one. I have stud some
Speaker 2: hipster block Are you idiot? Beta max?
Speaker 4: I actually have beta blockers. Well I used to use them.
Speaker 4: They block beta block betas in your heart. Oh but
Speaker 4: also weak men. Huh they block the beta in your
Speaker 4: heart and weak men. I'd bring back Version one Ryagara
Speaker 4: would kill people.
Speaker 2: Via sorry, Version one Viagara killed people. It was fucking
Speaker 2: hyper dangerous. That lemonade that killed people. Oh the panera
Speaker 2: bread bread, Yeah, the lemonade that was killing people. You
Speaker 2: don't remember that. The lemon they sold like a lemonade
Speaker 2: that killed way too much caffeine in it. So if
Speaker 2: you get a large one, it was like four hundred
Speaker 2: milligrams of fucking caffeine. Dude, hundred milligrams is like what
Speaker 2: those freak fucking people use for the pre workouts. There'll
Speaker 2: be like two scoops because like each scoop has two
Speaker 2: hundred milligrams and that's like four hundred in a day
Speaker 2: is max. And then you you have these dumb kids
Speaker 2: that are probably having fucking two large because they get
Speaker 2: a fucking refill retarded like insan, like to let somebody
Speaker 2: it's insane, makes like that. That lemonade was crazy and
Speaker 2: it was apparently just killing people. No, I can't remember
Speaker 2: last time I've even seen a Panera bread. I went
Speaker 2: in specifically just to try it.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 3: Now and then they yeah, they already fixed the problem
Speaker 3: because of you know, handful of deaths or whatever they had.
Speaker 2: That wants you that Shrek that Shrek two glass thing
Speaker 2: over that no McDonald's had, like no, no, no, So
Speaker 2: like there was a thing many many years ago, I think,
Speaker 2: to promote I can't remember if it was Shrek two
Speaker 2: or Shrek three, but it was like a promotional thing
Speaker 2: with McDonald's where they had like these like specific specific
Speaker 2: glasses where like they were like collectible glasses and like
Speaker 2: it had like Shrek and Fiona and Donkey and then
Speaker 2: Pussing Boots and they were like these commemorative glasses that
Speaker 2: you could buy. And I guess because Pussing Boots is
Speaker 2: so orange and orange. In order to get the orange
Speaker 2: dye on the glass, they had to use like a
Speaker 2: specific I think it was a cadmium or something or
Speaker 2: something like that. So a like kids were just getting
Speaker 2: poisoned by this glass zoos. So they had to recall.
Speaker 2: It was like twelve million dollars. It was. They had
Speaker 2: to recall like twelve million glasses or something and cost
Speaker 2: them like an insane amount of money. Pusts and Boots
Speaker 2: was fucking out there getting the numbered. I forgot about, God,
Speaker 2: why do we not have that. I'll contact someone to yeah,
Speaker 2: and Tim was so damn dumb man. It's funny. It's
Speaker 2: what I'm like.
Speaker 3: It's one of the ones that on because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Final Fantasy, that's cute. I tak a friend that's cute,
Speaker 3: you know, but I still don't. I was like, whatever,
Speaker 3: I'll wear it, pussy and Tims pussy and I will
Speaker 3: buy that ship quick rock my own.
Speaker 2: Merchant ed white cat on ed white cat boy.
Speaker 4: I want you would look, I gotta get the most
Speaker 4: New York looking motherfucker draw him. They put Puss in
Speaker 4: boots because he shouldn't be the same kind of cat
Speaker 4: as pussing both. It should be a different kind of cat,
Speaker 4: or shouldn't be the same exact.
Speaker 2: Definitely should be should be the orange and in the times,
Speaker 2: what do you mean it's yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm making himdress up as the New Yorker, even Yankee
Speaker 4: dress that cat yan the Metro card.
Speaker 2: Again in the Metro card cheese too, because he has
Speaker 2: to be specific. It just could be something in foil.
Speaker 2: And it was kind of and you just kind of understanding,
Speaker 2: like I know exactly what that just based on based
Speaker 2: on the hat and the Metro card, you know exactly
Speaker 2: what the that is. The blue white cup, it was
Speaker 2: like have a good day. I don't remember that one
Speaker 2: from whenever you get like a coffee or like what
Speaker 2: you like, Oh, have a good day. I think I
Speaker 2: drank coffee over there. I mean I didn't drink coffee.
Speaker 2: My grandma would I started drinking coffee out here. That's
Speaker 2: not don't do coffee. I'm not a I just don't
Speaker 2: eat it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, you do good help. Yeah, I don't understand you.
Speaker 3: You don't do things to help yourself out, like no
Speaker 3: glasses anyway, you could just have Lily blast your head.
Speaker 4: Off with the shoddy I mean we have one, so
Speaker 4: it's possible, but like you wait, I want to go.
Speaker 2: I'm scared. Scared, gotcha. We'll work up to it.
Speaker 3: We'll have a three sixty five goal, will work up,
Speaker 3: you know, day one, and we'll just like kind of
Speaker 3: inch closer and closer until your head's gone. Like we'll
Speaker 3: do it, you know, like we'll we'll just take the well,
Speaker 3: take the ammo out right, and then we'll just work on.
Speaker 2: Just pulling it. And then one day I like it. Oh,
Speaker 2: here's a good one. I love kids playing with guns.
Speaker 2: Feta cheese, it's soaked in Brian, have it with tomatoes,
Speaker 2: rode in, he said, I don't know, he said, hello.
Speaker 2: The three beautiful boys and the guy in a green
Speaker 2: suit blending into the wall behind Derek. Crazy eyes pop out,
Speaker 2: somebody moves. I would be like, what the fuck you've
Speaker 2: caught the whole time. That would be so distressing to
Speaker 2: me personally. Yeah, living standing there silently that's crazy. Every
Speaker 2: now and then I'm like, did I have I thought
Speaker 2: I had one more pop tart than this.
Speaker 4: You just start noticing, why would I open one pop tart?
Speaker 2: Why would I open one? That's crazy? Weird? Anyway, he says, uh,
Speaker 2: looking up soup house porn on my fucking computer? What
Speaker 2: the That was clearly me. But if there was like
Speaker 2: hitting cameras in your house, would you reflect on like,
Speaker 2: did I do anything too crazy? Like you know, like
Speaker 2: if you have like he was like, did I do
Speaker 2: anything this pretty? I'm pretty mundane. I don't think I
Speaker 2: do anything that crazy cameras And when I do, actually
Speaker 2: I do, it's not on. I have a ring for
Speaker 2: when I leave, for when I like from when I'm going,
Speaker 2: like to New York, for like weeks at a time,
Speaker 2: to make sure nobody's in there. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just get starts beating off everywhere under the couch. He's
Speaker 2: a fool. Come under your couch. You would never You're
Speaker 2: not gonna check out of your couch, so moving? What
Speaker 2: the fuck is this? What is this a jellyfish? The
Speaker 2: fuck is going on?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: I would call the cops first, like the regular line,
Speaker 3: not even want to be like, can I beat the
Speaker 3: piss out of Like I feel like this warns me
Speaker 3: to like let me get a few hits on on
Speaker 3: them right right?
Speaker 2: For sure? There is someone puddles under your couch, I think,
Speaker 2: so I have a.
Speaker 4: Ring, like I know exactly who did it? Can I
Speaker 4: please attack him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go ahead, man, that's fucked up? You know what?
Speaker 2: You know? I get it because like every time I
Speaker 2: leave for some reason, like I'll be on the plane
Speaker 2: and I'll just have like an anxiety thing where it's
Speaker 2: just like funk I left the candle running or something,
Speaker 2: or like like fuck, you're just watching your fucking apartmentout
Speaker 2: five all you're doing. If you did, you just watching
Speaker 2: house be on fire, like well, then well then I
Speaker 2: would at least it's the not knowing that bothers me.
Speaker 4: I think the knowing about it bothers you probably would
Speaker 4: bother them out. No, there's just watching everything be gone
Speaker 4: opposed to coming there you broking up everything being gone?
Speaker 4: Wud be like I couldn't have done anything about this,
Speaker 4: but like seeing it. In the process of doing that,
Speaker 4: you're still going to be said, everything's gone, but you're
Speaker 4: watching it also.
Speaker 2: Be I wouldn't be watching it, I would simply be
Speaker 2: able to be like, Okay, I have the ring camera on.
Speaker 2: I know that I can just check the camera at
Speaker 2: some point in the future and if it's still working,
Speaker 2: and then I guess my house is fine.
Speaker 4: But the process of it being on fire and seeing it,
Speaker 4: well you see it like be on fire.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't bother me because I would have confirmation that
Speaker 2: it's happening. I see the fucking landlord with his pants down,
Speaker 2: rolling around on fire, still doing it. Because because because
Speaker 2: as it stands right now, as it stands without the
Speaker 2: camera on the plane, my house is, my apartment is
Speaker 2: both on fire and not on fire, stroding like I
Speaker 2: am homeless and not homeless at the same time, until
Speaker 2: I can make sure that I have a feed showing
Speaker 2: me that my house is.
Speaker 4: Still in te on fires and be like, well that
Speaker 4: sucks for Lily's parents, mostly because they built that recently.
Speaker 2: That's true. Well, again, I guess hopefully Lily's not in there.
Speaker 2: Crazy anyway, he says, not a question. But if I
Speaker 2: see one more person right a instead of ask, I'm
Speaker 2: going to I'm going to go postal. She is ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's unnecessary, it's getting annoying. Yet people always do they
Speaker 2: do things like as if they're worried about monestisation. It's weird. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the whole like uh saying on alive in person is crazy.
Speaker 2: I've heard that once and I remember, like, I think
Speaker 2: it is so amazing the speed at which I wrote
Speaker 2: that person off as sub human, Like I was just like,
Speaker 2: you're not a real person, like I really heard, Like
Speaker 2: I was like you, I'm never if I see you again,
Speaker 2: I will remember you and I will not say hi.
Speaker 2: You won't even like I really hate it, Like it's
Speaker 2: one thing if it's part of a joke and we're
Speaker 2: all we're like riffing and that's like the point, but
Speaker 2: like to say it for real is like yo, bro,
Speaker 2: actually you've ruined your your chance at being a person.
Speaker 2: In my eyes, I guess I might give somebody a
Speaker 2: pass that's like uh, severely autistic, the severely autistic or
Speaker 2: like six if you're not going to talk to you
Speaker 2: because you're gone, You're there's no hope for you. Really,
Speaker 2: I guess the six year old and autists, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it. I know people, and it's just like you're
Speaker 2: you're not that bad. This guy like Sonic. Of course
Speaker 2: he knows. Of course he knows. He plays magic too,
Speaker 2: he plays sucking. Did you mind? Like of oh, okay,
Speaker 2: did you mind? Is a profoundly autistic thing. Actually you
Speaker 2: mine is almost damn near Sonic in fact, I think
Speaker 2: I think, actually it's it might be even crazier.
Speaker 4: I disagree it's exclusively you would.
Speaker 2: It's like everybody because everybody was in.
Speaker 3: The digitimonits some point in their life, and then you
Speaker 3: get out of it, and the people that got out
Speaker 3: of it aren't artistic.
Speaker 2: They're not autistic, not anymore. Yeah, you step in and
Speaker 2: out of it. I think the motion tickey fan make
Speaker 2: is probably like I don't know, it's Sonic by default, right,
Speaker 2: it's yeah, unfortunately it's Sonic like it's Sony my default.
Speaker 2: But Sonic is also like ubiquitously popular.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it shouldn't be Sonic. There's no real lazing
Speaker 4: for it, is there. I hate how much I like
Speaker 4: Sonic still like Thomas the train makes sense, right, the
Speaker 4: tank engine or whatever a good show. Yeah, but that
Speaker 4: just that makes sense of like, oh, building an autistic
Speaker 4: community off of that, that's just not that's just cool.
Speaker 2: I didn't can they can they not be the same? That?
Speaker 2: Can I not be both? Yeah? Autistic is bad. Oh
Speaker 2: that's if you're artistic, you're a bad bird. Like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, what's are we misunderstanding each other? I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I didn't know. It's a bad thing to be. You
Speaker 2: should feel like shame should that's crazy. There's like one
Speaker 2: autistic person. Legs. They just turned it off right now?
Speaker 2: They legos? Oh yeah, Lego?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well respect but that's the most respectable version
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: Legos are expensive, dude, I couldn't. It's crazy how I
Speaker 2: spent with Lego in a long time.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I built one with like some friends of mine when
Speaker 2: they were here in town, like years and years ago,
Speaker 2: because we were just like I was just looking for
Speaker 2: something to do. Let's build it, like they haven't built
Speaker 2: a Lego thinking fucking forever. It was cool, but it
Speaker 2: was also like, damn, this is like this is like
Speaker 2: eighty bucks for this fucking thing. We have Lego that
Speaker 2: we split it.
Speaker 3: It's like a ship, right because you're not spending eighty
Speaker 3: dollars on a fucking kid to give them a fucking toy.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I don't know, dude. Now everything's expensive
Speaker 2: and seemed like because my parents were I was talking
Speaker 2: to my parents recently about like how like my mom
Speaker 2: was telling meus, like, yeah, we used to send you
Speaker 2: like camp and stuff, and you're not concentration. We used
Speaker 2: to they should send me the camp. Yeah, science camp
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. I remember I used to build
Speaker 2: robots and ship I mean there's like a science camp
Speaker 2: that I went to. We built like rockets and like robots.
Speaker 2: It was cool. But then like my parents were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that costed like not a lot compared like I think
Speaker 2: for like two weeks we sent you away for like
Speaker 2: four hundred bucks, and now like that same type of
Speaker 2: course or that same kind of camp is like four
Speaker 2: grand for a day, which is like what. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: mom was telling me, She's like we were looking for
Speaker 2: like because my niece just had a baby and we
Speaker 2: were just looking. They were just looking into like, oh,
Speaker 2: I want to like we could do like at some
Speaker 2: point camps to the camps that you used to do,
Speaker 2: and it's like four grand a day. Jesus Christ, what
Speaker 2: the hell happened? So she was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how you even meant to do that shit anymore. Milking
Speaker 2: fucking gentrified areas. Basically, yeah, literally four grand. I must
Speaker 2: spend a four grand on any for two weeks. Four
Speaker 2: for two weeks wasn't nothing back then, but like it's
Speaker 2: it wasn't four grand.
Speaker 3: Fucking like, yeah, the res of those uh those broke things?
Speaker 3: I forgot what they're called. Where those alpha alpha mile
Speaker 3: camps or whatever?
Speaker 2: My god, that's right, I forgot. Jesus how expensive were they?
Speaker 2: Like you know, those were a thousand dollars for like
Speaker 2: a few days, like sixty grand for ten minutes. Like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe people paid for that ship. Brother, if
Speaker 2: I have a man come up to me and tell
Speaker 2: me that I'm fucking cool, oh I geest, I was like,
Speaker 2: just give me your dude, I will give you so
Speaker 2: much more value just by being your friend. Brother, Just
Speaker 2: give me your money. Can you spend my inheritance on
Speaker 2: this fucking guy? Put you out?
Speaker 4: That's give me the money and I'll put you to
Speaker 4: sleep and I'll be more more beneficial.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, hey, if any of those people are listening, man,
Speaker 3: you know, shoot, shoot, I'll should you my cash.
Speaker 2: Up my venmo. If you're listening, send you a picture
Speaker 2: of my ass over thousand dollars for four thousand dollars. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: like absolutely that in a little bit because like it's
Speaker 2: not even like what I was sending my asshole my
Speaker 2: face in it, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, speaking under and then twist his head up right.
Speaker 2: I don't think it would be hard, but I'll figure
Speaker 2: it out. For four grand, that's enough. I don't know
Speaker 2: if my tors was long enough to do that?
Speaker 5: Is it? Like?
Speaker 2: Can I give my he's a mirror, he's a clever shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think like like you like like like
Speaker 3: you're touching your toes and then in the mirror.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you figure something now. I haven't thought I
Speaker 2: haven't thought about the logistics in the yeah you know, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't thought about this many.
Speaker 4: Guys, possible, possible. I'll feel like, edit my one thousand.
Speaker 3: I'll start at one thousand dollars to make it easy.
Speaker 3: If it gets a higher demand than I might have to,
Speaker 3: you know, raise easy four thousand dollars. I mean, I'll
Speaker 3: take four thousand. But I'm also am easy, so you
Speaker 3: can give me.
Speaker 4: You can give me a grand, give me one hundred
Speaker 4: forty five thousand a pack of smokes and fucking I got.
Speaker 2: Just give me authentically packed and glass snapples. I'll do
Speaker 2: it before whatever authentically packed their gun. Brother, I know
Speaker 2: they're gone. I have a case of them, just just
Speaker 2: just keeping It's just a relic. There's gonna go bad
Speaker 2: of it. I'm not drinking them. Yeah, just keep it forever.
Speaker 2: Like some people, they can evaporate, and those went bad
Speaker 2: long before I even realized that the snapple was gone,
Speaker 2: and also that like they were even there, Like I
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, I forgot about these, so like
Speaker 2: they were probably bad already, but like the fact that
Speaker 2: I have them sealed is fucking cool.
Speaker 4: Man, GMA drink snap for a long time, man, at.
Speaker 2: All I had Literally that was the first time I
Speaker 2: had it in a while though, because I was like,
Speaker 2: I was looking for Arizona's at Ralph's and I was
Speaker 2: and they only had like two, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I kind of want I didn't come here for two
Speaker 2: Arizona's inane, so I got like a six package for
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 4: Was like this weekend, but it's not as good what
Speaker 4: I felt immediately drinking a soda, I don't I don'tdrink
Speaker 4: soda much. I felt like sugar in my body. I
Speaker 4: felt my body like will wake up and sunrise to sugar,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Still tastes delicious. I love Gingderrell. You get, you get,
Speaker 2: you get sugar in your diet.
Speaker 4: Still, I just don't not much like not anything like
Speaker 4: nothing like you get it from your fruit, probably usually
Speaker 4: fruit for like snacks. That's like my snacks.
Speaker 2: Now, there you go. Dried mangoes. I don't like dri mangoes.
Speaker 4: I kind of like, I love mangoes, but I don't
Speaker 4: like dried mangoes.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you some dried green mangoes tastes like you.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the reusing called the fruit roll ups?
Speaker 2: Of course I'm not stupid. Yeah, all right, you imagine
Speaker 2: not remembering fruit roll ups? I can't. But I feel
Speaker 2: like there's probably a lot of people that are like
Speaker 2: the Fun's that ship. I don't know. I think there's
Speaker 2: still around. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen them, but
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. You don't go looking. We don't have more.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know how popular they
Speaker 2: are with kids still, because I don't interact with children
Speaker 2: because I'm not a Republican Senator, I guess, but that's
Speaker 2: why you know. But uh, yeah, that's true. I guess
Speaker 2: it's all like a lunch. It's not a lunch. I've
Speaker 2: skeptical that lunches are even popular in the first place. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I think little kids like Prime l Yeah, Prime was huge, huge, man,
Speaker 2: Damn ask you something. I have a I have a
Speaker 2: roll up question, roll up or fruit by the foot?
Speaker 2: I have the roll up taste better. I totally agree. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like the roll up for what it is, but
Speaker 2: like there was something about like it was it was
Speaker 2: the right thin to thickness. It was like they had
Speaker 2: like the right flavor profiles going. I liked it a lot,
Speaker 2: but I did funk with a lot of the by
Speaker 2: the foot. It was nice to just bite the beginning
Speaker 2: of it. It is fun, just like a fucking freak
Speaker 2: over those both of them. Though I don't really like
Speaker 2: gushers that much.
Speaker 3: I I like gushers, but I I like I had
Speaker 3: them once in the past, like problem, I would definitely
Speaker 3: sooner go out like at the supermarket, I would sooner buy.
Speaker 2: The fruit roll ups than gushers. I think these are
Speaker 2: the way around. I love gushers. Let's see what we
Speaker 2: got here. When we type in fruit roll ups, they're
Speaker 2: definitely still here. Nice. What did they still do those
Speaker 2: tongue tattoos that were like questionable? Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: remember those, the stoopy sixteen count for only five sixty nine.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 4: Actually, that should wear sludgeon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ralph Amazon, Amazon, Oh it's a pack. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: getting them in bulk. Oh yeah, sixteen count. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I'm my carmon. That's crazy. Now tomorrow, Oh she can
Speaker 2: get a thirty count for six ninety seven. What is
Speaker 2: this so much? Dude? Buy a fleshlight and just do
Speaker 2: it already. You've been talking about this for so long
Speaker 2: that it's actually dumb and gay that you're not doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, eighteen rolls are fruit by the foot for a
Speaker 3: six ninety seven.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound as much to me, eighteen rolls. I
Speaker 2: think it's because I just don't like him as much.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, big deal. Yeah, you get a fifteen
Speaker 2: pack of fucking pickled asparagus. Pickled. They make that pickled garlic.
Speaker 2: Of course. I saw the video. I saw a video
Speaker 2: of this guy doing a challenge where he's like, all right, guys,
Speaker 2: walking to the Marshalls diet. I can only eat food
Speaker 2: from Marshalls for the next seven days, and I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: Marshals food exactly, that's a good Like he has another
Speaker 2: one where it's like hardware store, only from like Low's,
Speaker 2: and in the beginning like like if you find any like,
Speaker 2: they're actually kind of interesting. He's definitely like a bru.
Speaker 2: Like I was watching it, I was like, this is
Speaker 2: definitely like like lady content because it's just some buff guy.
Speaker 2: He's like to do a physique check. I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 2: but it's it is actually kind of interesting just to
Speaker 2: see like I didn't know they would have protein bouder
Speaker 2: fucking you know, fucking Marshals or whatever.
Speaker 4: Imagine going to a Martines or something.
Speaker 2: It's like some really questionable ship. I want to do that.
Speaker 2: I want to do that. I want to I want
Speaker 2: to do that for like I want to I want
Speaker 2: to eat. I want to go on a game stop diet.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Exactly best die. I think you would die.
Speaker 2: You would die. You want to go to the best
Speaker 2: you want to do best by diet. I'd be done
Speaker 2: with that, I'd be I'd do that for a week
Speaker 2: they got like a leather wallet at GameStop or something like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that down you're seasoning the wallet. Took a leather wallet.
Speaker 2: I hope that God, you get something out of it
Speaker 2: that's heinous. It is an interesting idea, though, because he
Speaker 2: is going to like like uh yeah, fucking art supply
Speaker 2: stores and just like weird places that you wouldn't expect
Speaker 2: there to even be food. That's being that low on
Speaker 2: a total poles crazy, like I need food from fucking
Speaker 2: I eat food from freaking like I don't know, Dwayne Reed,
Speaker 2: it's not well, they have a lot actually pharmacy and
Speaker 2: to go to, oh, Barnes and Noble, Well they have
Speaker 2: those cafes sometimes.
Speaker 4: They're like essentially Starbucks, but they're like.
Speaker 2: I would never have you ever sat in there and
Speaker 2: eaten at Barnes and I don't think I've ever had
Speaker 2: a date one there before. Really to a date to
Speaker 2: Barnes and Noble. You should be killed one by us
Speaker 2: by dragons? Then what by dragons? I remember by where by?
Speaker 4: Where were you used to live and everything?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think I might have done that too, actually, think
Speaker 2: about it. There wasn't a lot to do over there.
Speaker 2: It was it was noble or fucking the grass and die.
Speaker 4: Fucking the grass. You bend the grass over. Sorry grass.
Speaker 2: It still is one thing I have not checked off.
Speaker 2: Fucking ingrass, dick in the ground, no, yeah, put it
Speaker 2: fucking grass. Oh yeah, digging out, get your little home.
Speaker 2: I think I had little grass. It's not I think
Speaker 2: I hate the idea. It's not fun because they like
Speaker 2: beach sex. Like beach sex is a bad idea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it sounds horrible. This is terrible. And the girl was like,
Speaker 2: this is horrible for me too. You got to make
Speaker 2: sure you have a gun. Yeah. I like coming on
Speaker 2: the sand and making a little little sand cumb glops
Speaker 2: it really it holds the castles together, stubby, And come
Speaker 2: when you're in the woods, What the why is there
Speaker 2: this much? Come here? Who came out to look home?
Speaker 2: Coming on an ant like that? Dude?
Speaker 3: If you fucking search that it's you can find it
Speaker 3: coming in in an hill. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, dude.
Speaker 4: He's saving it for a month. He's saving it for
Speaker 4: a month.
Speaker 2: Edging for a month, and then he runs and finds
Speaker 2: it and.
Speaker 4: This blows it apart, like the fucking towers.
Speaker 2: He hasn't slept. He hasn't slept in weeks because he's
Speaker 2: afraid he'll have a wet dream. So it's just like
Speaker 2: he's been shocking every time he every every time he
Speaker 2: feels himself nodding off, he has like a shock system.
Speaker 2: So he's been thirty days of just no sleep and edging.
Speaker 2: There's various belts on his penis. What's the championship longest
Speaker 2: the longest? Google? That probably a google that No, they're
Speaker 2: not edging though they're not edging. Yeah, they're definitely. I
Speaker 2: mean there's something it just existing longest. Anyway, you should
Speaker 2: read another question World Cleo t C A Pleo, t
Speaker 2: C A rod In. I haven't read this ahead of time.
Speaker 2: This might suck, but it's our name I don't recognize,
Speaker 2: so Welcomelete p otc A. I don't know if this
Speaker 2: is your first ride in or what, but uh Well's
Speaker 2: longest edge streak? Jesus Christ, how's it going? James, Chelsea
Speaker 2: and Zorn. I've been listening to y'all's podcast ever since
Speaker 2: covid thought thought it finally got thought of finally getting
Speaker 2: around to subbing on Patreon. Welcome, I knew I didn't
Speaker 2: recognize that name, all right, there you go. Thank you
Speaker 2: my guy, Thank you Feller. I was curious to know
Speaker 2: how you guys deal with art block, as I've been
Speaker 2: battling it myself for a couple of weeks. Thanks for
Speaker 2: the last these past week. So this is basically writer's block.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 2: But ed still, I don't think that's what edging is.
Speaker 2: You're gonna die if you do that for any longer
Speaker 2: than you're doing that now. Or did he just bust?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you just busted? Is that what happened?
Speaker 2: I'm bussing. Let's see, I'm not finding any looks like
Speaker 2: it's just jokes, and I don't think anybody is actually
Speaker 2: gone for.
Speaker 4: On Reddit, there's probably videos of edging. There's definitely like
Speaker 4: a thirty eight day stream at him just edging and
Speaker 4: then coming coming straight through his computer.
Speaker 2: Achievement Hunter. Is this a podcast or is this an
Speaker 2: that's a thing? Oh? So is that what it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is so. Achievement Hunter has a off topic
Speaker 2: world what's the world's longest edge? This is off topic one,
Speaker 2: so you know, maybe they got some insight. That is crazy.
Speaker 2: What a weird way to come across the jeep and Hunter,
Speaker 2: Are they still around you? I don't think so. I
Speaker 2: think I think done. Yeah, I know Bernie bught it back,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't think anything happened Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to reboot Red Versus Blue Actors Rest
Speaker 2: in Peace. Monty Home, creator of Rugby. Obviously, that'd be
Speaker 2: so fucking crazy. It's like, dude, him know he's really
Speaker 2: plugged in. It's so fucking stupid. Harry was asking about
Speaker 2: art blocks. Oh, yeah, the block. I don't know what
Speaker 2: we do when we could play? Yeah, how do you get?
Speaker 2: How do you battle it? I guess I usually just
Speaker 2: like if I if I'm really forcing something, I'll just
Speaker 2: try I'll do something completely different like if I But
Speaker 2: I also like have I do a lot of things.
Speaker 2: So if I'm like I'm trying to write music or whatever,
Speaker 2: and I'm in a flow state or whatever, and then
Speaker 2: i hit a block and that block will last for
Speaker 2: like an hour or something or two hours, I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna go do something. Now, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: write something else, or like I'm just shift gears because
Speaker 2: it kind of acts like almost like a reset, because
Speaker 2: now you're thinking about something else, it's easier to start
Speaker 2: something new than it is to It's weird, it's like
Speaker 2: this isn't always true, but sometimes it's easier to start
Speaker 2: something completely different than it is to continue something because
Speaker 2: sometimes when you sometimes the momentum for some reason just
Speaker 2: dies and you just gotta like, ah, how do I
Speaker 2: how do I regain that? And sometimes you might find
Speaker 2: it while doing something else, like oh, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Like I've had many times where I've been writing a
Speaker 2: song or whatever it's like, oh, this is a good
Speaker 2: lyric that should go in this other song though, and
Speaker 2: then suddenly I've made like a ship out of progress
Speaker 2: on this thing that was like kind of roadblock for
Speaker 2: a while. Yeah.
Speaker 4: For me, my biggest thing is whenever I'm not the
Speaker 4: most art expersson, but whenever I feel like a block,
Speaker 4: it would be trying to create something. What I do
Speaker 4: is I involve myself things that inspire me. Simply, That's
Speaker 4: what it is.
Speaker 2: What do you do? I involved myself in things that
Speaker 2: inspire me? What does that mean?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Like, well, like you you brows lively and just look
Speaker 2: at Indians getting their arms caught and fucking I don't
Speaker 2: know English very often often the Chinese, but it is
Speaker 2: often Chinese factory. I watched sondering their hands to fucking
Speaker 2: tell cell phones and stuff. This is the I mean phone.
Speaker 2: This is iPhone with a Chinese kid attached to it.
Speaker 2: This comes as the how that's insane. He's alive, he's
Speaker 2: been he's been compacted into a space ball, like his
Speaker 2: atoms must be crazy. He's used to it. Man, that's
Speaker 2: like the size of his apartment that they give the
Speaker 2: work iPhone box are I phone boxes are particularly compact.
Speaker 2: That is insane. But like I read, I go or
Speaker 2: I read some ship, you know, I listen to music.
Speaker 2: I try to sort myself about things I just found inspiring,
Speaker 2: you know music. Yeah, I guess that could be true.
Speaker 2: I could be. What's the most inspiring thing about to me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Most Yeah, I don't know, probably outside of coming in
Speaker 2: a sock and leaving in the freezer. It's pretty inspiring, dude,
Speaker 2: I know. That's like the main thing that you idea
Speaker 2: of it, like you freezers to stand straight up. What's
Speaker 2: fun about it is that like it's it basically keeps
Speaker 2: the come viable. Yeah, it's still still it's.
Speaker 4: A cry your sperm and then put it into exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, it's like, because sperm is so
Speaker 2: so not complicated cellularly in comparison to a person, there's
Speaker 2: not a lot of damage that can happen to it
Speaker 2: whence you freeze it, it's it's pretty common, it's pretty complex.
Speaker 2: It's a haploid, so you know haploid cell Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I've never heard of that substance. I
Speaker 2: believe that that's not true. Interesting, I think you're fucking lying.
Speaker 2: What inspires you put anything else? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I usually take moments, so remember about how God pussy
Speaker 4: every other that is but me.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. But also just some nice blues of
Speaker 2: jazz music. Man. I do like jazz when I'm working
Speaker 2: because I just I can't pay attention to it because
Speaker 2: there's nothing to pay attention to. There's like there's no
Speaker 2: form or factor to it, so like I can't get
Speaker 2: lost in the jazz, not the good one. There's formally
Speaker 2: good jazz too, What do you mean good jazz is
Speaker 2: like fucking all over the place. That's like chaotic jazz.
Speaker 2: That's the best jazz.
Speaker 3: But contemporary yeah, yeah, man, it totally depends on what
Speaker 3: we're talking about, like music, I'm more like what he says,
Speaker 3: you just I think it's I think this is what
Speaker 3: I think. I think a lot of people, especially when
Speaker 3: they're first starting out, they don't like to abandon projects
Speaker 3: because they feel like, man, I've put so much the
Speaker 3: what is that they call it the cost slunk fallacy
Speaker 3: or whatever sunk costs or whatever. It's that thing where
Speaker 3: you get to a certain point where you realize that's
Speaker 3: just a part of it. So I actually I wrote
Speaker 3: a song and I used a riff that I recorded
Speaker 3: back in two thousand and seven, and then I just
Speaker 3: put that into something this year. And so it's always
Speaker 3: just nice to hold on to the stuff, whether it
Speaker 3: be a piece of art and any form, hold on
Speaker 3: to it, and you never know with that might fit
Speaker 3: perfectly with something else. I've abandoned so many projects because
Speaker 3: after a certain point, I'm like, this was starting out perfect,
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, I can't figure out how to
Speaker 3: bridge this, and I'm like, I'm fucking done with it.
Speaker 3: And it may and it may never be anything, and
Speaker 3: and and that's fine too, Like, especially when I talking
Speaker 3: about music, when you listen to meet musicians that make music,
Speaker 3: and when they make albums, they make more songs that
Speaker 3: than they ever make.
Speaker 2: It onto the record. There's always the bat side of
Speaker 2: an album.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there's just so many things that are just
Speaker 3: cutting room ship and so you're like, oh, I have
Speaker 3: writer's block, completely normal.
Speaker 2: Like you said, like Chris said, Star New Project, it's
Speaker 2: in same people at least to a B side shit,
Speaker 2: and it's insanely good. And you're like, how the fuck
Speaker 2: is your B side this good? I love B side
Speaker 2: Like a lot of a lot of bands that I like.
Speaker 4: Album My Kendrick is untitled, and that's a B side
Speaker 4: album entirely in the music on there is insanely good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck? A lot of bands I
Speaker 2: like used to have like they would have, like you
Speaker 2: remember when bands used to do this the iTunes exclusive
Speaker 2: fucking track or whatever they would like it would be
Speaker 2: like extra track, yeah, the bonus track. It was kind
Speaker 2: of like the deluxe edition type of the yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I remember just being like, there's one specifically for
Speaker 2: Rise Against Appeal to Reason. I think it's called the
Speaker 2: Elective amnes where I'm like, this is really good. Why
Speaker 2: is this like separated so awkwardly? Because there's like one
Speaker 2: song I would have taken off that album, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, So I could hear like one that's
Speaker 2: like this is better than the one that the only weird.
Speaker 4: Big sense when it's a conceptual album, like I think
Speaker 4: when there's a concept album, some things have to be
Speaker 4: taken off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't it doesn't fit.
Speaker 4: But like if it's like just an album, like why
Speaker 4: are you doing? Like you could have just had another
Speaker 4: song on the album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lady's most recent album was like that, whereas like
Speaker 2: there was one at the end and it was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this is? Not it's the one
Speaker 2: that she did with Bruno Mars or whatever. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: and I was I don't remember what it's called. I
Speaker 2: didn't like it, though, I don't know very Bruno Mars.
Speaker 3: There's I really notoriously system of Nounce Toxicity. There's there's
Speaker 3: a few fillerna remember, Yeah, there's a few filler songs
Speaker 3: on the Toxicity that definitely don't need to be on
Speaker 3: their songs that are just like they're fine songs. But
Speaker 3: compared to what's on Steal this album, which is basically
Speaker 3: their B side, it's it doesn't make any sense at
Speaker 3: all like, there's a song jet Pilot X, Like X
Speaker 3: doesn't even have any fuck, it's just instrumental. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: have like it's there's a couple of words on it.
Speaker 3: It's barely anything at all. But then you have the
Speaker 3: B side, which has like some huge, huge, fuck, like
Speaker 3: really insanely popular songs on their some of my favorite
Speaker 3: songs that they've ever written.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wonder what they do in a pick
Speaker 2: and choosie thing.
Speaker 3: The only thing I can think of is we had
Speaker 3: the same project one time. The same problem with the project.
Speaker 3: I was in this punk band called the Pedophiles, and
Speaker 3: it was spelled differently.
Speaker 2: Though, Oh good, yeah, p ed don't spell it, don't
Speaker 2: spell it, let us, let us, let us guess you
Speaker 2: want to guess. Well, just petaphiles, right anyway, so it's peta,
Speaker 2: not pedal, pet pedophiles. Anyway, we made an ep A
Speaker 2: demo and we put two of our shittiest songs on it,
Speaker 2: and we had like probably like twenty songs, and it
Speaker 2: was like a five sixth song demo, And after we
Speaker 2: were done, we're like, why the fuck did we do that?
Speaker 2: We should make a piece of ship like band, We
Speaker 2: should make a garbage band that's like that puts out
Speaker 2: nothing but trash. Yeah, you should be. I love doing
Speaker 2: something that, man, I love. I actually have way more
Speaker 2: fun bullshit than like make it real.
Speaker 4: We should make a hip hop album, dude, we should
Speaker 4: make a drill album. I think that'd be funny. At
Speaker 4: Fu Chicago, Droke Chicago droll. Look, there's art to it,
Speaker 4: not much though. I think we should make.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: I hate it. That's the point. I don't want. I
Speaker 2: don't want to make real ship. You can't like this.
Speaker 4: I won't beat like this, Yo, give me kiss like
Speaker 4: I like Shy Droke because I think America makes America
Speaker 4: does better Joe beats. I think American like Philly and
Speaker 4: Shy have better Joe beats. I think that New York
Speaker 4: Joe beats.
Speaker 2: Are kind of asked though, dn't in mind?
Speaker 5: What the is it?
Speaker 2: And your what your leg? You okay? I apparently why
Speaker 2: is somebody kick me? Yo? What is going on? It's
Speaker 2: a guy in agree crazy. It looks like somebody like
Speaker 2: kicked my foot and it was like a dent in
Speaker 2: my shin. It doesn't make any sense you. I just
Speaker 2: I feel fine. I just don't know why it's there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read the names. I guess all right, that's sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we answer the question. I remember
Speaker 2: what the fucking question was. Honestly, it was the writer's blocker. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: there you go. Uh that stressed me out. Whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck he's going through, I don't like. I just want
Speaker 2: to know why this happened, just because kicking the shit
Speaker 2: out of me while sleeping. It's just because, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's the green guy. Is the guy in the green
Speaker 2: behind you was kicking him when you didn't notice? How
Speaker 2: big is the dent? Is that like a sea? It's
Speaker 2: it's just it's, uh, you can see how uh what
Speaker 2: is it? Concave? What do you call it? Yeah? Yeah, concave? Yeah,
Speaker 2: his convex is bumped. Yeah, okay, yeah I can I
Speaker 2: can see it obviously. I just hate I hate it, dude.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell this is. Why he's tripping.
Speaker 2: He's tripping over there, yeah, because it's not on this side.
Speaker 2: It didn't. It's you know, I'm like, what good brother,
Speaker 2: you go to cart me down.
Speaker 4: I'm interested in Dark's terrified situation.
Speaker 2: We'll be too. But I also, you know, I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get these names whatever, whatever, We're gonna read our
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars patron names. We're starting early because I
Speaker 2: figured this is gonna go along. Yeah. I've learned at
Speaker 2: this point that the names last a long time. They
Speaker 2: usually do, So we're gonna read our twenty five dollars
Speaker 2: our patrons. Now remember going to patron of concest of
Speaker 2: start tank. This is arguably when the show starts. So
Speaker 2: let's go. Let's go three two, Yeah, Sweety pulling his wienie.
Speaker 2: See it do stretch the dead spider. I would, I
Speaker 2: would hurt a fly and I would piss on its corpse.
Speaker 2: The man's so Jewish he haggles with the ATMA's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's really if that's a good joke, But like that's
Speaker 4: not as climate as funny.
Speaker 2: In this climate. Rave getting my dicksuck by an elephant trunk, Sissy, Chrissy, Pissy,
Speaker 2: been filling swen with hot cream. Delta, Gamma, Easy my
Speaker 2: myself onto an upright. We remote literally fed this toddler
Speaker 2: last week? Why is it still crying? Squimp is bugs?
Speaker 2: Clamuel esquire the third user, guild Master Colin Moorey already
Speaker 2: trump reading. She spat out do green eggs and ham dumb.
Speaker 2: Netflix doesn't allow screenshots because they'll know, they know it'll
Speaker 2: take three million screenshots frame by frame to recreate entire shows.
Speaker 2: That is a crazy reason. Anybody who's willing to do
Speaker 2: that deserves to get away with it. Actually, Like, if
Speaker 2: you're willing to screen, if you piece together the entirety
Speaker 2: of of like even a season of television by screenshotting
Speaker 2: frame by frame, reassembling it in premiere, and then somehow
Speaker 2: like doing the same thing with audio snippets, you just
Speaker 2: you deserve to get away with that. Yeah, that's insane,
Speaker 2: Like that's like, oh, that's yours. That's that's like building
Speaker 2: the pyramids. As far as I'm concerned, Like, you should
Speaker 2: be heralded. Yeah you won, Yeah you win. We're not
Speaker 2: going to go after you. I gotta feel that way
Speaker 2: about prison too, Like if you get, if you escape,
Speaker 2: I feel like you should be able to be free, right,
Speaker 2: I think that should be true, But you know that
Speaker 2: make it up like that would then weaponize people's minds
Speaker 2: to actually really escape, and everybody, well that would just
Speaker 2: make it make it give them more incentive to make
Speaker 2: it more secure. That's crazy. I feel like there's I
Speaker 2: feel like it's a win win situation.
Speaker 4: Really, a person in general should just never mind it's
Speaker 4: so much just keep going brother, you know, I think
Speaker 4: it's a good idea. I think persons in general should
Speaker 4: be rehabilities instead of detention centers, well some people. I
Speaker 4: think most people in prison should be rehabilitated. I would
Speaker 4: probably agree with you, like a vast majority.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't know enough about statistics.
Speaker 4: What do you feel, like, like, what do violent criminals
Speaker 4: are different? But even most violent criminals are only violent
Speaker 4: for because of various curbstances.
Speaker 2: That isn't that is like it depends on the type
Speaker 2: of violence. I guess, yeah, that's true. Like you know,
Speaker 2: like getting into a domestic spear, like if you beat
Speaker 2: up a dinosaur, Like like if you like, if you
Speaker 2: get into a fistfight and you're not right, it's a
Speaker 2: big deal. You beat up the last dinosaur. That is
Speaker 2: pretty ethinically bad.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like empowering when Tommy spin kicks a
Speaker 4: fucking t rex and it's like, Tommy, you just kicked
Speaker 4: the t rex in the mouth.
Speaker 2: Did that happen? And power Rangers? He spin kicked the
Speaker 2: t rex yeah, when does when does Power Rangers take place?
Speaker 2: The modern the nineties? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, were you watching Power Rangers air? Were you that age?
Speaker 4: Because I wasn't watching it air.
Speaker 2: I watched, we watched reruns. I think I watched I
Speaker 2: thought it was live, but I guess not. I think
Speaker 2: I was watching that ship like it was happening right then.
Speaker 4: I think I watched z O air. No, No, I'm
Speaker 4: too You'm too young for that.
Speaker 2: I watched a lot of President of the Morning.
Speaker 3: I watched Lost in Space Galaxy s p D. I
Speaker 3: SPD was so like I shouldn't have been watching Power
Speaker 3: Ingers anymore. I was like senior in high school.
Speaker 4: I watched Power Rangers until what you call it? What's
Speaker 4: after SPD? I stopped Jungle Fury? I was at I
Speaker 4: watched Jungle here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. After s PD, I stopped having sex. I can't
Speaker 2: be watching what is Delta? Yeah? That's crazy? Show was fun.
Speaker 2: Doggy Kruger was my boy bro. That was my nigga.
Speaker 2: Dumb ass. When you fucking with morphysics knows what's gone,
Speaker 2: Just have a suit on it. I'm having a now.
Speaker 2: That was my boy dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dog he was dope and he was like Jamaican.
Speaker 4: It was a Jamaican jackal.
Speaker 2: Jackal jackal cuming good men in twinks.
Speaker 3: It was the only parents that actually made sense because
Speaker 3: like it was actually like a space patrol, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. It was like, hey, some magical fat
Speaker 3: idiot in a tube like I like, I like he
Speaker 3: was these gary crystals. I'm somehow fat, have a fucking body.
Speaker 2: He had a body. The whole time I couldn't even
Speaker 2: eat fat. This will make sense. Stop saying misinformation. He
Speaker 2: had a body, showed his body in the in the
Speaker 2: in the in the movie. Then he's just in some
Speaker 2: gray blanket in the had like no ears, and it
Speaker 2: was like he's an alien. No, he's an alien. What
Speaker 2: was the gray blanket? What was that? Do you remember that?
Speaker 5: That was?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that was. Can you show me
Speaker 2: a picture of it? Do you have it? I really
Speaker 2: can't even imagine. I don't I'm not visualizing what you're saying.
Speaker 2: That was his shawl, dude, it was drapery gray blankets
Speaker 2: like Colin moy already two rats in a trench coat,
Speaker 2: samporter bitches. The power move to make someone rotate one
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty degrees upside down in an instant. That
Speaker 2: would actually be a wild power. Dude. That's if you
Speaker 2: can just snap your fingers and make somebody like invert.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be crazy. That would actually be
Speaker 2: like so disruptive, it's crazy. Didn't break the win on
Speaker 2: her neck all sudden. I would do that to the
Speaker 2: president constantly. He's look, he's got a snuggie on. There's
Speaker 2: a fucking it's a turtle name. He's an alien. That's
Speaker 2: how they dress like aliens. He's a guy in the tube,
Speaker 2: but he's just dying because you need the tube to survive.
Speaker 2: For whatever? Is that the movie? Wasn't he after the movie? Still?
Speaker 4: Then he then he killed himself in Lost in Space
Speaker 4: and make a kill himself.
Speaker 2: In space to kill everybody else. Yeah, he could have
Speaker 2: done that a long time ago himself crazy, He does
Speaker 2: the he he kills himself to kill all the guys, guys,
Speaker 2: ultimate guys.
Speaker 1: Spoilers.
Speaker 2: You're still worrying about spoilers, fat asshole, Like, why was
Speaker 2: this guy? He's in the two.
Speaker 9: I need Burgers Rangers, I need I need the habit Rangers.
Speaker 9: Bring me big moody latinas this sid stirt. They're like
Speaker 9: you need that, you need that on Yes, hurryup and
Speaker 9: get them Rangers. I need five guys Burgers playing no vege.
Speaker 9: If I see so much as a single speck of
Speaker 9: green on that.
Speaker 2: Burger, you're all fired. But isn't it you aren't you
Speaker 2: technically wasting money because you could put like a bunch
Speaker 2: of shit on the shut off. I want cheese and meat,
Speaker 2: and I want cheese, meat and bread. In fact, put
Speaker 2: an extra bread in the middle in between the two.
Speaker 3: Meats if you could, could you have gotten like I
Speaker 3: would have other people that aren't in school to do this.
Speaker 2: I would have I would have been I would scream,
Speaker 2: this is your only shaking. This being a fat, slovenly
Speaker 2: piece of ship is awesome. I would act the fine milkshakes.
Speaker 2: Now I want an oreole. And did he even sound
Speaker 2: like that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Ranger gay just that is all have a good even
Speaker 5: save the world. And they're like, I mean, so's Billy.
Speaker 2: I guess, okay, so Billy, But I'm not getting to
Speaker 2: say that you got bullied on set, which is funny.
Speaker 2: Bully Blue Rangers.
Speaker 3: They had the blue and the glasses, okay, and they're like,
Speaker 3: you're gay, and then they're like, and then with Trainy
Speaker 3: the Asian, they're like, a you're Asian.
Speaker 2: They pushed it in front of a car and she died.
Speaker 2: They pushed in front of a car and she kill her.
Speaker 2: She died. I thought they killed her. She's really sad.
Speaker 3: They pushed it in front of a car and she died.
Speaker 3: That's she's trying to like keep trying to cover this.
Speaker 3: Was like, hey, look over there, and then she fucking
Speaker 3: flew and pushed her in front of a car.
Speaker 2: He blew her into it.
Speaker 4: The fact that the Asian ranger was yellow, the black
Speaker 4: man was a black person was crust.
Speaker 2: I saw nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 3: I love that they they swear that they didn't think
Speaker 3: about that until afterwards.
Speaker 2: I think it was a past I don't believe. I
Speaker 2: don't know what to believe. See, I don't know either,
Speaker 2: because for me, is there a buccaneer, there's a little gnat, No,
Speaker 2: he's gonna die in six minutes. What the thing for
Speaker 2: me is that like when I was a kid, I
Speaker 2: wasn't really privy to that stuffy and so like to me,
Speaker 2: I almost kind of like, oh, I mean sure, why not?
Speaker 2: So like I don't really know, I don't know how
Speaker 2: prevalent it was that people even understood that that was
Speaker 2: a thing, because I still don't really know why Asian
Speaker 2: as yellow still doesn't really make sense to me. Not children.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just you know, the exaggerations of like, oh,
Speaker 3: like I'm we're not literally black, you know, so it's
Speaker 3: just like you have a shade of Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 3: have a shade of a person.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, you have a slight You're like almost white,
Speaker 2: but you're not. So we're gonna call you yellow Native American,
Speaker 2: not the color of fire engine red, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Well, some of them are sometimes that's it.
Speaker 2: My great grandfather was like a tomato. Really, no, are
Speaker 2: you stupid? I've never Lily's grandfather.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was like very it was like very native.
Speaker 4: He was like he was like refried being color. It
Speaker 4: was crazy.
Speaker 2: You are like, do you understand what you just said? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: I just want you to know. I just want you
Speaker 2: to examine. That motherfucker was a jizzy Jizzy Quizzy Tophy
Speaker 2: Maldo on the DS Picto Chad Molester, Berserker, Beatles, Big
Speaker 2: Bouncy Backside, Reckless Rhino, the Sloker to why So Dirty Swing,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite Pokemon and why is it jinx you
Speaker 2: racist pastor? I literally that was Lily. Wait, lilies favorite
Speaker 2: Pokemon is Jinks.
Speaker 4: Not even close. She's made fun of. She's like, if
Speaker 4: you're gonna fuck a Pokemon, would do? And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't know none of them? And She's like, Drink's
Speaker 4: got big titties though, and I was like, shut up, okay,
Speaker 4: would you talk Drinks.
Speaker 2: I saw a picture of like, do you remember that picture?
Speaker 2: That that thing was going out right? Like girls with
Speaker 2: mewtube builds. Yeah, have you seen that? I think I
Speaker 2: remember that. I remember though.
Speaker 4: I was like, you know, no, I meant them thighs. Man,
Speaker 4: I've I've, I've I've I've sucked a lot of big man,
Speaker 4: I've done some ship so man, doesn't I wouldn't fuck
Speaker 4: youtwe knowing your YouTube building.
Speaker 2: It made les attraction like, oh that's it, this is weird.
Speaker 2: You might be a Pokemon now. No, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: It's for me. It made mewtwoe more attractive. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah that that that picture of the girl with the
Speaker 2: mewtwo thighs. I was like, that's crazy. You they're nuts.
Speaker 2: It's like chun Lee, but like Max, like Max, like
Speaker 2: full fledged, like Max Feby out there has got thighs
Speaker 2: like maxol Max Goof. If anybody out there has got crazy.
Speaker 4: Guys like that, his name Maximilian or Maximus, you know.
Speaker 2: Where to find me. I think it's Maximilian Maximilian. I
Speaker 2: think they said it one time in the show, The Show,
Speaker 2: Thee that Maxwell. It might be Maxwell like Maxwell House. No,
Speaker 2: like the coffee, I think it's not Maxwell House. The
Speaker 2: coffee the best part awaken up as folders your guts,
Speaker 2: blowing up your guts. No, you're thinking of a Are
Speaker 2: you thinking of doctor House? Right? Yeah, that's right. That
Speaker 2: that's where their confusion was. Yeah, I was thinking of
Speaker 2: doctor House. Yeah. Hi, I'm doctor House. And Hi, Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm doctor white House. I'm White and I'm doctor doctor
Speaker 2: white House. I'm I'm White, I'm House, and I'm also
Speaker 2: the President Maximilian Goof. Yeah, I think they said it
Speaker 2: one time. Uh. I restrained myself from the hyperbolic time Chamber.
Speaker 2: The hyperbolic chamber joke.
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Speaker 7: Beatlefucker twelve five seven seven, The Fucker of twelve and
Speaker 7: seventy seven Beatles, Domination, Click dribble Bo hitting Women Rhapsody.
Speaker 2: That is such a stretch, my guy, bo hitting Women Rhapsody,
Speaker 2: stupid mama, just hit a woman doesn't work already, pulled
Speaker 2: my fist behind my head, said, oh god, she's don man.
Speaker 2: I can't find I have a sword on picture where
Speaker 2: I photoshopped a burger on him, and I've been trying
Speaker 2: to find it this whole time. That's a crazy thing
Speaker 2: to be on a search for the worms bursting out
Speaker 2: of RFK Junior's face like Diego and Dead Rising three
Speaker 2: while he's on trial.
Speaker 3: I just got to type in burger and then like,
Speaker 3: I love how the the search on Instagram, not instagramma
Speaker 3: on the phone. It'll just find you, like so of
Speaker 3: you putting cakes?
Speaker 2: Does it actually do that?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 2: Strack it out? So type of penis uh?
Speaker 3: In a Minute's like a minute?
Speaker 2: Give me? Like all the burgers are pulled up? Why
Speaker 2: there's so many pictures of burgers that you're talking burgers
Speaker 2: are great? My favorite is the answer burgers are great?
Speaker 2: What do you mean the best one is making out
Speaker 2: way out with his ex partner. I'm asuming. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I can't imagine. I just like how sloppy
Speaker 2: they look. Yeah, they're just like that makes me hungry though.
Speaker 2: The burgers, Yeah they're so big, like they're so big,
Speaker 2: and there's so many, they're so numerous, like their photoshop.
Speaker 2: But it's not that's the thing that's crazy that's making
Speaker 2: me hungry. I amn't really hungry that I haven't eaten
Speaker 2: it all today. Totally normal straight beetle. Yeah, like you
Speaker 2: know zor On with this burger you just put on
Speaker 2: his chest? Do you photo shot that on purpose? Man?
Speaker 2: That just that is so fucking stupid. Legit crazy Ranger,
Speaker 2: rainger Ranger and words any words to me, to me
Speaker 2: my black people, only black people. Don't no one else come,
Speaker 2: no one else come, Derek Natravit is innocent, asked, I fear.
Speaker 2: I started up pages kakefarts dot org, bluebald Asian getting questioned,
Speaker 2: getting the questions started, but never finished. Love you' all
Speaker 2: please kill me. I wonder where that kid were, the
Speaker 2: kid that perfectly replicated the Bully Maguire dances today. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that was an interesting one. Yeah, that was a cool
Speaker 2: video that was like pandemic time. I think, yeah, really help,
Speaker 2: I got come inside both my switches and now the
Speaker 2: joy cons are crunchy. I tried baking them at three
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty for forty five minutes to maybe burn
Speaker 2: off the cor that's in Saint Senator Jerry Molest Manderley
Speaker 2: are Republican. Got phantom e praggers through my phantom touch
Speaker 2: sense in VR chat, got e pegged in my e ass,
Speaker 2: and I E liked it, liked it. You should really
Speaker 2: kill yourself. Blonde, blue eyed German man trading Chris's feet
Speaker 2: picks for fent Hey man, dude, you gotta do. You
Speaker 2: paid good money for those feed picks and see what
Speaker 2: happens with my type in penis. I wonder if I
Speaker 2: even understand. Oh yeah, so it's just all the text.
Speaker 3: It's not actually so, I guess anything vulgar probably won't
Speaker 3: show me, like, oh, let me show you if there's
Speaker 3: pictures of penises or replicitties.
Speaker 2: Nudes. Yeah, probably not that, but if if the word
Speaker 2: nudes is it'll capture that type you type. In present
Speaker 2: Black Fathers, it doesn't show you anything. It's crazy Superman
Speaker 2: punching Israel to death. I forgot this from a YouTube
Speaker 2: getting motion sickness from the Earth's rotation from a YouTube poop.
Speaker 2: It's like like when I typed it in penis RD.
Speaker 2: Are you searching up?
Speaker 3: So you go in your photo gallery and then you
Speaker 3: just start your camera roll or whatever, and then you
Speaker 3: can just do the stretch to the top.
Speaker 2: It's fun because it it's a shortcut in a sea
Speaker 2: of bullshit. That is that is helpful. Yeah, my fucking
Speaker 2: photo album is they got like twenty k at least,
Speaker 2: it's that's crazy. I deleted a bunch like I went
Speaker 2: through like yesterday and deleted like a shit to I
Speaker 2: deleted a lot I need to. I think I deleted
Speaker 2: like two thousand images. You have twenty k. That's me.
Speaker 2: I have six thousand images. Yeah. My thing is it pols.
Speaker 2: So this is probably since I got this phone years
Speaker 2: ago six ummm. Yeah, I have fifteen hundred items in
Speaker 2: my recent photos. This is ultimately everything, Okay, two hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty one videos. So this is, by the way,
Speaker 2: how I've been taking notes for I have I've been
Speaker 2: taking notes to get uh clips for the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: looks hilarious because I just like I take a screenshot
Speaker 2: of like the name of the episode, the time stamp,
Speaker 2: and then I just draw loose, like like a vague descripture.
Speaker 2: But it looks crazy on my phone. R f k
Speaker 2: dB z uh moju joju. But it looks crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like like this would be a psychotic thing to see.
Speaker 2: But uh see that a boogie gott to engage? What
Speaker 2: boogie child? Yeah, so here's here's the child and it's
Speaker 2: not even exaggerating, and then here's here's a boogie. He
Speaker 2: looks so weird. His veneers are so obviously like that's
Speaker 2: clearly not your real.
Speaker 4: Veneers come back to prop and it's crazy.
Speaker 2: The crazy thing is he fucking He already kind of
Speaker 2: sucked them up a little bit. That's insane to veneers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was like there's already like tar nitters. That was like, like,
Speaker 2: why is there veneers already fucked? He's eating tar like
Speaker 2: he always does. He looks so uncanny now with those teeth, man,
Speaker 2: does I fucking love it. He looks like he looks
Speaker 2: like the kind of face that you would imagine are
Speaker 2: around those like you know, those joker teeth with like
Speaker 2: the that the chatter, the walking. He looks like the
Speaker 2: hypothetical head that those two come from.
Speaker 3: I want to fucking like throw a battering at him
Speaker 3: like the collect There's four hundred of them around the
Speaker 3: fucking Arkham Asyland.
Speaker 2: You're getting a weird in. I've been getting a weird
Speaker 2: itch to play Arkham Asylum again. Like Batman game. I'm
Speaker 2: in the move for Batman games. I think it's because
Speaker 2: of Superman. Honest, it's getting me into DC stuff. It's
Speaker 2: a while Man should do it. Yeah, I haven't seen
Speaker 2: a single Superman movie in my life that I cared about,
Speaker 2: so it's like a nice feeling cool. I never saw
Speaker 2: the original one though, I only I actually literally only
Speaker 2: saw Superman two. I only saw Superman three. I also
Speaker 2: Superman four, and I've seen every other Superman. I have
Speaker 2: not seen the first one. That is crazy.
Speaker 4: You missed out on the best Superman movie. I think
Speaker 4: that's better than this one you've.
Speaker 2: Been I mean probably, that's what I hear. I just
Speaker 2: can't such a good movie. It might be true like
Speaker 2: I've heard, maybe probably written well, but for what I
Speaker 2: want to see in Superman like that ship. What do
Speaker 2: you want to see Superman? I want to see Superman
Speaker 2: do Superman things, like what things that like animation can do?
Speaker 2: Like what things? Though?
Speaker 4: What do you think give me the exact things do
Speaker 4: I need to asking you for them?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Superman.
Speaker 3: I don't know that super powers that are extraordinary and
Speaker 3: can be captured well and through animation and action?
Speaker 2: Which ones? Though? All of that? Which ones? Like? What
Speaker 2: all of them? You? Super sing? Oh? Let me kill them? Please?
Speaker 3: I want someone to drop that center block, like fucking
Speaker 3: the Telltale.
Speaker 2: That's so much he killed in the same room with
Speaker 2: his daughter, being like, my bad, guys. Spoilers for The
Speaker 2: Walking Dead video game. Yeah, the Walking Dead? What year
Speaker 2: was that? Twelve? Twenty twelve? I remember it. I remember
Speaker 2: distinctly because I don't know. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know why I would bet money's twenty twenty twelve sounds right,
Speaker 2: but because I feel like I remember a Game of
Speaker 2: the Year conversation. I'm putting at twenty fourteen. That's way
Speaker 2: too late. I'm putting my flag down just because in
Speaker 2: Defiance okay, twelve, Yeah, I didn't. I don't know why
Speaker 2: I know that, but I was so sure it makes sense.
Speaker 2: I think I remember. I think you know what. I
Speaker 2: think I remember a Game of the Year conversations happening
Speaker 2: around that time, and being like, oh, it was just
Speaker 2: for my birthday. That's crazy. Wow, who cares in between?
Speaker 2: Fucking dude? Yeah, no one cares about your birthday. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't care about you.
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 2: I don't care? Fine? Doin? Fine?
Speaker 8: Who cares about my birthday? Turner? Turner? Very good?
Speaker 2: That yet I was waiting for somebody. I have a
Speaker 2: thirty minute long compilation of somebody saying, fact, I wish
Speaker 2: what is it?
Speaker 8: I wish the Emsteine files remained blocked.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. He finally gets fairies and he just faies.
Speaker 2: Oh man, what a fucking freak. Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: You had one wish?
Speaker 8: I wish Israel women protected.
Speaker 2: What's the stipulations for getting fairies? I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think you just have to be an abused child.
Speaker 4: You have to be a neglected child. Literally, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2: And then and then is it? Why did you just
Speaker 2: show Why did you show me a picture of your asshole? Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the in the same position as Nikka Caada Avocado,
Speaker 2: that famous one of them. Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: Just crazy that you replicated armitating life you know art?
Speaker 3: I guess so, yeah, life Inmitaine art? Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2: That's another thing. I hate that. I know, I hate that.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 8: I want the twin towers to be gun.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like they're ugly, So it was him.
Speaker 2: They won't talking blame it on those people, put all
Speaker 2: kind of after it's in the plane right now. Are
Speaker 2: you sure.
Speaker 8: Transport innocent Muslims into the carpit of that plane right now?
Speaker 2: What is this? Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: in the plane. He's like Dad, he's got a box
Speaker 2: cutter in his hand, Like, what's happening?
Speaker 8: Because I wish for him to hell a box cunner.
Speaker 2: He fucking orchestrates nine to eleven with fairy godparents, Like,
Speaker 2: why was it? Why did you choose this specifically? It
Speaker 2: could have been anything. I wish I knew. There could
Speaker 2: have been no people on the plane. It could have
Speaker 2: just been you know, he's would have been it would
Speaker 2: have been it is. That's a good point. Ah geez gee,
Speaker 2: I guess we have to we're bad by law. Oh
Speaker 2: my fucking god, I'm believing you, Cosmo. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. We're not standing out for what's right. Bitch.
Speaker 2: He has a gun. He's a fairy gun. Here's a
Speaker 2: fairy gun.
Speaker 8: He wait, he wished for it, then I gave.
Speaker 2: It to had a gun that only killed fairies, sies
Speaker 2: and minorities, he said, I guess stupid.
Speaker 4: When I leaving the area and I become minority, it
Speaker 4: only kills other people that are not.
Speaker 2: Me, but teddy, I mean crocker that goes against the rules.
Speaker 8: Hey, wish they weren't roths.
Speaker 2: Oh check, I don't know that. What does that show me?
Speaker 2: What is that? Why that is to my phone from
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen. That is a twenty troteo my phone, I
Speaker 2: would saying to the old show, that smile that gets me.
Speaker 2: I was like so happy, I'm penis Eze.
Speaker 3: This is the rat.
Speaker 2: I have ever seen. That's just in my phone. That
Speaker 2: is just in my fucking phone. Did that I have
Speaker 2: had this in my phone for so long? My god,
Speaker 2: I had never crossed my mind that he had like
Speaker 2: his eyes with like dicks or anything. He's crying. It's crazy, fu.
Speaker 2: I never would have thought that my hockey fucking smile
Speaker 2: in my phone. Still.
Speaker 4: I saw this when I was planning my phonel like
Speaker 4: maybe like three years ago, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: gotta keep this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that chat, Oh my god, but not the
Speaker 2: text for sure. Man, the chat I was judge your
Speaker 2: head penises rise, that's crazy, uncut, just jacking your eyes?
Speaker 2: Do you have a dick to like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so you have three dicks.
Speaker 4: And that we know of that we know in my
Speaker 4: phone before I moved to California. That's insane.
Speaker 2: That really derailed my entire feeling getting motions singers from
Speaker 2: their rotation Chris chan Sonachu Peterson, thug Zillow two thousand
Speaker 2: versus Medicaid cuts g T a swingset glitch on some
Speaker 2: Mario Brothers ship. After the bill passed, we at the
Speaker 2: Snark Tank support all actions made by Iran Glory be
Speaker 2: to the Ayatola, Sure whatever, who cares? Who cares about
Speaker 2: what anybody has to say any anymore? Like this, nobody's
Speaker 2: it's amazing how little anybody's word beats anything any more.
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy, right, Yeah, I remember there was a
Speaker 2: point where, like, I feel like it was reasonable for
Speaker 2: you to be careful about what he's out on the internet.
Speaker 2: I don't think that that's strue anymore, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Our president got convicted for crimes and it was just
Speaker 4: a let off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like, why should I like you tell me
Speaker 2: the standard for me is highering the president. Yeah, you're crazy, suck.
Speaker 4: Actually died twice on fire in front of your children
Speaker 4: while they died, and.
Speaker 2: Actually suck it. I want no, like like, get over here, please.
Speaker 4: Your fucking jowl on my fucking penis and suck like
Speaker 4: you're trying to get fucking sir about straw.
Speaker 8: I wish for the banks to be built out.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think of everything bad. That everything bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: God damn Obama. He really just didn't.
Speaker 4: Agree of dislike for him, and I just can't bring
Speaker 4: up around my family ever because I you hear Obama
Speaker 4: and it's like, yes.
Speaker 2: Like he did not. This is a charismatic fella bailed
Speaker 2: in a lot of places. I get it.
Speaker 3: He's charismatic as fuck. You want to have a beer
Speaker 3: with them, you want to play basketball them.
Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, if he let me be Claire, yeah,
Speaker 2: if he didn't take the fucking you know the position.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Mom's true. Let me eat a goat in
Speaker 2: front of you, raw.
Speaker 4: Let me swallow ten guns in front of you right now.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: Let me be, let me be immune to the flint stuff.
Speaker 2: Let me be viciously hungry ye yep um no delicious
Speaker 2: w eats. My wife's a man. They're they're they're right,
Speaker 2: they're right the whole time. My wife just got in here.
Speaker 2: Hello Bro, Hello, Hello Brode. I love you Bro so mean,
Speaker 2: but also whatever, thosepirazy these are really funny. I love
Speaker 2: that the photosophs of her with like a fucking with
Speaker 2: a fade is fucking kill me. I've seen that so
Speaker 2: many times. I love you Obama, she calls him Obama.
Speaker 2: Pissed trops are absolute barbarism. Jack wfm Swen spoiler policy
Speaker 2: is genuinely fucking outrageous and super inconsiderate, but makes sense
Speaker 2: for a yank. It's not a yank. It's not yank behavior.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's him behavior. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: If something is five years older, you don't know about it,
Speaker 4: you should fucking first kill yourself. Five years it's half
Speaker 4: a decade, suck a dick, but half a decade means nothing.
Speaker 4: Now still five years, I think.
Speaker 2: Five years is too. If Gears of War three came
Speaker 2: out five years ago, like I would be like, no,
Speaker 2: we're not gonna spit. I think ten. I think the
Speaker 2: last of us is safe to say. I think too.
Speaker 4: I think maybe I think genuinely, maybe two years you
Speaker 4: are fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Maybe two years that is just a fucking retire maybe.
Speaker 4: Maybe even less. But I'm just so inconcerned. I just
Speaker 4: don't care, because for me, the biggest thing is the
Speaker 4: experience of absorbing something.
Speaker 2: It's not exactly by other people. No, no, No, it's
Speaker 2: it's it's so experience. No makes too much sense.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about my experience. I can't give everybody's you know,
Speaker 4: and I have to understand that, you know. For me,
Speaker 4: it's like if i'm if.
Speaker 2: I hear like a monoail you fell off of when
Speaker 2: you were six or something like.
Speaker 4: It's like like if i'm if, I'm if I care
Speaker 4: about something right and knowing what happens doesn't ruin it.
Speaker 4: But I also watch a lot of things that are
Speaker 4: adaptations in general. So I'm like, I'm gonna go in
Speaker 4: here and I'm gonna see something that I clearly want
Speaker 4: to see, but it's gonna probably be not exactly what
Speaker 4: I'm expectant to be.
Speaker 3: But you can't tell me that objectively something is better
Speaker 3: absorbing it for the first time without knowing it.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, but knowing it doesn't destroy the experience.
Speaker 2: For me, just you just knowing it doesn't just don't
Speaker 2: care about it being better for you.
Speaker 3: And I don't think that's I think some people jacking
Speaker 3: off dry and some people with lotion, like, you're fine
Speaker 3: jacking off dry.
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't. I think I think that I
Speaker 2: don't want.
Speaker 4: I think for me, it's like, if I'm watching something,
Speaker 4: part of the experience is seeing it at the time
Speaker 4: I'm seeing it. You know, that's a good portion of it.
Speaker 4: So if I see if if I view something that
Speaker 4: is already like, oh, I know that this happens, like
Speaker 4: for me seeing the red redding the red Ring, I
Speaker 4: already kne about it. I knew what's gonna happen. But
Speaker 4: still seeing everything that led up to it and seeing
Speaker 4: people what happens matters a lot to me.
Speaker 3: Now, imagine how much more impactful would have felt if
Speaker 3: he didn't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I would have been like, oh, that's still
Speaker 4: really cool. But it didn't sour my experience, and it's
Speaker 4: it's better like versus loop. Dude, it's better, but it
Speaker 4: doesn't ruin it for me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying that. But my perfect symology. But
Speaker 2: something does something not ruining it for someone. That's like
Speaker 2: that's kind of saying with people are like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you were It's like, okay, well fun you get declared
Speaker 2: that you clearly don't know that all. That's like, that's
Speaker 2: like saying it's just like, yeah, I mean, I could
Speaker 2: stab you in the leg and it's not gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: Like it's not gonna I'm not killing not the same
Speaker 2: thing that is that is frightened. It is the same
Speaker 2: destroy the experience doesn't mean it doesn't ruin.
Speaker 4: The experience of well, when it ruins is my experience
Speaker 4: of me walking that's outwardly harmed. If someone is experiencing
Speaker 4: a show and I spoiled some for them, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry that I misunderstanding.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I upset you. I'm sorry I upset you, know,
Speaker 4: like a man, that's the fortune I upset you. I'm
Speaker 4: not exactly sorry about spoiling things for you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's a crazy I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: Like that's what I apologize for. I'm not apologian whatever.
Speaker 4: Very selfish playing, especially especially if it's like years of
Speaker 4: it happening. It's like, oh dude, whatever, man like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: what do you mean? So I gues somebody's like, you
Speaker 4: spoiled that. That Spider Man is Peter Parker. I'm like,
Speaker 4: you kill yourself. You you spoiled, you spoiled that.
Speaker 2: Uh. The ending of the Spider Man two movie where
Speaker 2: he becomes good to get.
Speaker 4: At the end, he's like, dude, die, Spider Man two
Speaker 4: is old. I give somebody, especially if something really popular.
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, if I hasn't be spoiled you already
Speaker 4: is kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Whatever. I just I just don't. It's that crazy because
Speaker 2: other people have. Curtis, I just don't care that much. Man,
Speaker 2: that really just don't care. That's such a weird thing
Speaker 2: to not care about it is. I think it's a
Speaker 2: weird thing because you do care. I don't. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, you care enough to have a staunch stance
Speaker 2: on I only care.
Speaker 4: That I upset somebody. I wish I didn't have to
Speaker 4: upset them.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: I do not, But you don't care because you haven't
Speaker 4: avoided doing it. I'm purposely avoiding it now. I could
Speaker 4: spite spoil, but I don't do that. That's a different
Speaker 4: that thing of caring something.
Speaker 2: Somebody give him a medal for not spoiler.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I don't want to praise for it,
Speaker 4: but I'm saying, like I could fucking explode right now.
Speaker 2: You're good and you're gonna die at ten minutes, and
Speaker 2: I can kill you right now. Yeah. I just I think.
Speaker 3: This is this is how I feel like he's content
Speaker 3: with out Instead of doing jacking off, I'll make it
Speaker 3: more universal. Uh, you're content with cheese pizza, and you
Speaker 3: will only order cheese pizza even though other people would
Speaker 3: probably like more toppings, and you're like, no, this is fine,
Speaker 3: and I only care about this, so I'm getting this
Speaker 3: and that's kind of like good enough for you, and
Speaker 3: you're not thinking about other people.
Speaker 2: I would argue it's more like him ordering Hawaiian for
Speaker 2: the for the entire party. Well see, but he would
Speaker 2: be beaten to death if that happened, right, that's trili.
Speaker 2: I would say, it's more like imagine getting imagine ordering
Speaker 2: pizza for a party and not having a single like
Speaker 2: plane or pepperoni there, and it's just all like fucking high.
Speaker 2: It's just all like like it's just oh, we only
Speaker 2: got Hawaiian. See that that you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: That's too Like it's I total understand you saying, but
Speaker 3: doesn't the experience No no no no no no no
Speaker 3: no no no.
Speaker 4: What you're saying is I go into detail describing.
Speaker 2: If I go to this like exactly so seeing scene starts, Uh,
Speaker 2: what do you call let's see the very beginning of
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 4: You go through these various points that do this, this,
Speaker 4: this and this. That's that's detailed.
Speaker 2: It's final level.
Speaker 3: That is detailed, final level, it's legendary, it's prestige is whatever.
Speaker 4: That's like sitting someone to text, you open the text
Speaker 4: and merely go see Alexa. I won't turn off and
Speaker 4: describes you exactly what happens on the show.
Speaker 3: But it is interesting because it's like, look, there's there's
Speaker 3: plenty of times where things have been spoiled for me
Speaker 3: and I was fine with it, but it totally it's
Speaker 3: all contextual, Like it completely depends if I know that
Speaker 3: the like say, if someone spoiled Superman for me, this
Speaker 3: one that just came out, I don't care because relatively
Speaker 3: there's so many places that it can go. But if
Speaker 3: it's like horror films, you can't. You can't spoil horror
Speaker 3: films because that's the point of the element of surprise.
Speaker 3: There's certain games like if if someone spoiled you know,
Speaker 3: like say Expensing thirty three, for me, oh what a bummer,
Speaker 3: you know, because now the journey's gonna be fine, but
Speaker 3: also the impact of the ending is not gonna really
Speaker 3: mean anything to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's just stuff like that. Like there's certain I have.
Speaker 4: I've spoiled twist a few times and that I'm like,
Speaker 4: I feel bad because I'm like, oh, man, I feel
Speaker 4: bad that I bought because we're talking like, let's say
Speaker 4: most recently, right, we were talking about Persona. This person
Speaker 4: was talking about the Persona four game, about the twist
Speaker 4: of the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I.
Speaker 4: Tied the twist and I was like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 4: know that. I was like, but you're talking about the
Speaker 4: twist of the game. That's not exactly accurate, but like,
Speaker 4: I know what you're trying to say, that's the.
Speaker 2: Twist you just brought up. That there is a twist.
Speaker 2: They brought up so is a twist, but they didn't
Speaker 2: say what the twist is, but they know.
Speaker 4: About the whistory just insane to me. If you know
Speaker 4: how do you know about the twist of that game
Speaker 4: and not the twist of it?
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like there's people like all the review
Speaker 3: stuff and they'll be.
Speaker 2: Like, that's you ran up to somebody who was like wounded,
Speaker 2: going for help, and then you why are you looking
Speaker 2: for help? And you killed on the spot, that's what
Speaker 2: you did. You're just like, oh, he knows, he's halfway
Speaker 2: to understanding what the spoiler is. Let me finish them off. Yes,
Speaker 2: because it's like, it's so crazy, you know that spoiler.
Speaker 2: That's the I'm trying to fact, like, how do you
Speaker 2: know that happened? He was not talking about the twist.
Speaker 2: There was no talking about the They were literally bringing this.
Speaker 4: We were talking about twisting games, and someone else brought
Speaker 4: up Persona four and then I was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: obviously you're not gonna guess that twist out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: Our friend was taught. We were talking about like this,
Speaker 4: let me peel the exact same that happened. We were
Speaker 4: talking about how games, video games, particularly Persona games, a
Speaker 4: lot of jarpegs the twists are kind of evident, like evident, like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is going to be the twist. And then I
Speaker 4: was like, well, Persona. A lot of Persona games have twists,
Speaker 4: and my friend was one of our friends, was like,
Speaker 4: but yeah, but you can see it coming. And I
Speaker 4: was like, well, the twist and Persona four is not evident,
Speaker 4: and it was like was like, oh, it's kind of
Speaker 4: an evident twist. And I was like, so you know,
Speaker 4: that's not what the person is the person that's doing it,
Speaker 4: and they were like, I've not even done with the game,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, but you just you're in the conversation
Speaker 4: about the game.
Speaker 2: How do you remember it that the person who got
Speaker 2: it spoiled was not contributing to the conversation specifically because
Speaker 2: they didn't want to have it spoiled. They weren't like
Speaker 2: they weren't you. You were having a conversation with somebody else.
Speaker 2: It was not the person involved. That's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Oh so it got spoiled for someone, So somebody else
Speaker 3: knew about it and they were talking and then the
Speaker 3: person that.
Speaker 2: Was just well, they were being they were talking about
Speaker 2: it in a considered way, and he didn't.
Speaker 4: Basically, they brought up the twist and I was like, well,
Speaker 4: the twist is this? And I did I did spoil
Speaker 4: the twist? It's pretty it's a pretty significant point of
Speaker 4: the game is the told twist of your story. And
Speaker 4: I felt bad that I bothered them. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, you're not gonna experience that. That's unfortunate.
Speaker 4: But also this game came out, I just think about right,
Speaker 4: but I'm sorry. I think if this game is nearly
Speaker 4: older than I don't know, maybe South Sudan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't care about
Speaker 2: There's there's a couple of games that they're there are
Speaker 2: games that I still would like that are fucking old
Speaker 2: that I would not spoil because I think like there's
Speaker 2: a lot of ship like the whole point of those
Speaker 2: games if you haven't experienced them, it's like you should
Speaker 2: experience that.
Speaker 10: I think spoiling narrative video games spoiling like spoiling narrative,
Speaker 10: spoiling BioShock to me would be like that would that
Speaker 10: would suck because like the big the big point of
Speaker 10: that is like so that that hit me like a
Speaker 10: truck when I first played it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like spoiling castle vings.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh no, draculas at the end, it is
Speaker 4: like who gives the well, that's not what I'm that's
Speaker 4: not really but like, but that's it's not a narrative.
Speaker 4: Video games in general, spoiling the narrative sucks. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: the point of it. So I was like, I felt bad.
Speaker 4: 'specially RPGs. Why you're playing You're not playing those games
Speaker 4: for any other reason other than a narrative.
Speaker 2: You're not there. You're not there for like, oh, I
Speaker 2: really like how this game is boring most of the time. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I do feel bad though, I feel bad. All my
Speaker 2: sexes are with men. That's why I hang my hat
Speaker 2: on his wienie by Georgie's gay. If you step into
Speaker 2: San Antonio, you will be raped. Oh wow, great, it's
Speaker 2: pretty crazy on the sign.
Speaker 4: And it's on the sign you see when you're like
Speaker 4: ten miles out what the population six?
Speaker 2: You see it and they're all lingering at the border.
Speaker 2: There's one missing. You get pulled immediately out of your
Speaker 2: fucking car. Here's one missing. There's only five. He's probably
Speaker 2: he's in the bass you're driving in. Well, pops up
Speaker 2: in the rearview. Welcome cheeks clapped, big meat, these things
Speaker 2: can Ola. Joe slid into Epstein's sell like a t
Speaker 2: one thousand street Fighter six, but everybody is naked and
Speaker 2: hard Dandy Andy leader of the Spiderfucker Party. Same thing,
Speaker 2: hashtag restore the gator verse. It must have really killed
Speaker 2: the vibe when all those people got snatched by ice
Speaker 2: last week at leasanira. Oh that's right, she just had
Speaker 2: congratulations congratulations nine Okay what nine weeks? Hours minutes is
Speaker 2: crazy hours is also it's all crazy weeks. It doesn't matter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, it can only be years. Uh, it's
Speaker 2: more ridiculous than the years heap eating truck stop sushi
Speaker 2: on the regular gids. Uh what was that think? We
Speaker 2: were talking about tire shop sushi Sweeney as certified rog.
Speaker 2: Can we get a death Metal logo a Snark tank
Speaker 2: tote bag?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 2: Oh? I hadn't even considered that, but I guess, I mean,
Speaker 2: we already have one. It is already. It just need
Speaker 2: I'm not big on toad bags, but like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean it don't cour and bags generally just don't, like
Speaker 2: in my experience, they don't sell super well. So we
Speaker 2: just didn't don't even bother but like I mean, like maybe, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't there's no harm in putting that
Speaker 2: stuff up because it's not like it's you know, ship
Speaker 2: sitting in a warehouse. Yeah, but I also I think
Speaker 2: of it more like how like the the Xbox store
Speaker 2: and like game stores have like a lot of like
Speaker 2: shovel wear on them. Like I want everything that's there
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, people want this, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Even if we could sell like maybe like
Speaker 2: five of one designs, it'd be more valuable. I think
Speaker 2: just have like everything there be like stuff that most
Speaker 2: people would problem. I feel like that only makes sense
Speaker 2: if you have inventory. Yeah, like that, I think the
Speaker 2: reality is that people's brains are very low on inventory,
Speaker 2: and as much as you can fit on a single
Speaker 2: screen is as much as most the second the second
Speaker 2: screen starts, Like people often don't go to the second
Speaker 2: screen no matter what's there, even if it's shit that
Speaker 2: like people really want. So it's unfortunate, but like it's
Speaker 2: it literally is just like the psychology of people buying
Speaker 2: shit online it's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean even in that case though, that's
Speaker 3: why it still doesn't mean it's it's it only means
Speaker 3: something for the person that's looking for that thing, and
Speaker 3: for everybody else it doesn't matter especially since the homepage
Speaker 3: just only has limited stuff on the on there anyways,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't do anything like the homepage shows like
Speaker 3: six or nine things and then you got to click
Speaker 3: something else to show the rest of everything else. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: So meaning that if you had a thousand products, it
Speaker 3: wouldn't affect the package homepage and someboy don't have to
Speaker 3: go out of their way to check it. It's like
Speaker 3: homepage versus subscription. Sure, the subscription doesn't affect the homepage.
Speaker 3: People mostly use the homepage, and then there's a handful
Speaker 3: of people that still use their subscription. It doesn't, you know,
Speaker 3: It's just it having options doesn't hurt the thing, especially if.
Speaker 2: Sure, but but if a shirt's on if it shirts
Speaker 2: on sale for like a year and it sells five,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, that's a bad shirt. Then that's a
Speaker 2: space that could be used for a better shirt. Is
Speaker 2: the way that I agree. We're not we're not. We're
Speaker 2: not digit it's just digital. It's not I understand if
Speaker 2: it was physical. I think you're but you're saying it
Speaker 2: as if it's physical stuff. We're like, oh, that could
Speaker 2: be a space for something. You could have a thousand products,
Speaker 2: What do you say, store with a thousand products, we
Speaker 2: don't need to have it. Why are you being just
Speaker 2: I'm simply saying, like this is the logic of it.
Speaker 2: A space is a space regardless.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, but the thing is that it wouldn't
Speaker 4: it wouldn't likely go on the first page. It would
Speaker 4: go further inside of it. But this person is directly looking.
Speaker 2: For that thing. All right, we'll put we'll put the
Speaker 2: toe bag of so for that person.
Speaker 4: Like it's I think for me, my brain is like
Speaker 4: this person's gonna like it's not a bad idea to
Speaker 4: have things that people are looking for if they're looking
Speaker 4: for it. You know, like if someone's gonna go look
Speaker 4: for a tote bag, sure there's no problem of having
Speaker 4: it because it's not going to be taking up space
Speaker 4: where the things that are the hot deals are. This
Speaker 4: person's probably like, oh, I would love there was a
Speaker 4: toute bag on here. Maybe I'm gonna check through to
Speaker 4: see if there's things that I want on you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: It's like it's like searching for what you want exactly
Speaker 4: and does it directly affect the main PA.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it from a curation standpoint, where like
Speaker 2: if I go to if I go to a website
Speaker 2: and it's just and like twenty percent of what's there
Speaker 2: is good, that that bothers the shit out of me,
Speaker 2: and so I don't want to contribute to that. Oh
Speaker 2: of course, Yeah, why do you think you're not the
Speaker 2: You're not the consumer. I'm just saying, like from my
Speaker 2: own perspective having like dealt with like a bunch of
Speaker 2: like if if I'm on storefronts and it's like mostly shit,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, why is this like this? It doesn't
Speaker 2: have to be this way? This is layman gay.
Speaker 4: I guess when I shop, I just shop for what
Speaker 4: I want and then I get in, I leave. I
Speaker 4: don't even like explore page or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I think, I like, I know, I don't do that
Speaker 2: anymore either. I know what it's the point like I
Speaker 2: used to do that. I used to explain it. I
Speaker 2: wonder what they have because usually it used to be, oh,
Speaker 2: there's stuff has to pass a certain like curation standpoint.
Speaker 2: Now it's like not really the case. Now it's just
Speaker 2: a bunch of bullshit everywhere, and it's annoying, like like
Speaker 2: we put the toe back up though.
Speaker 3: A good presentation, Like I said, the homepage looks nice
Speaker 3: and presentable, and they can go somewhere else where you
Speaker 3: can actually drop down the page. I think that's fine
Speaker 3: because it's like the people I want to fuck with that. Uh,
Speaker 3: It's just it's just more of thinking about it, like logically,
Speaker 3: just there isn't a net negative to it if it's uh,
Speaker 3: because we're not like storage spacing it or something like
Speaker 3: if it was if it was a storage issue, I'd
Speaker 3: be like, fuck no, I think we're that they're just
Speaker 3: gonna sit there.
Speaker 2: I think there's a potential net negative in the sense
Speaker 2: that it'll in the same way that like game Pass
Speaker 2: kind of treats in the same pa in the same
Speaker 2: way that game Pass trains the audience in that ecosystem
Speaker 2: not to buy games. If you see, if you go
Speaker 2: to a website and and you don't see the best
Speaker 2: ship there immediately, it'll train people to be like, I'm
Speaker 2: not coming here. It's really dumb. But like people, I'm
Speaker 2: not saying people should operate this way. I'm saying people
Speaker 2: do operate.
Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying, but what what is being
Speaker 3: proposed is not gonna affect showing the best stuff. Like again,
Speaker 3: the homepage shows our best stuff. It's the featured items,
Speaker 3: and if you want to find the less popular stuff,
Speaker 3: you have to go click into a different section. It
Speaker 3: doesn't It's like I said, the homepage versus a subscription.
Speaker 3: The homepage shows you the best stuff that it knows
Speaker 3: you want to watch. Subscriptions usually like I think I've
Speaker 3: ran out of ship to watch. I'm gonna go check
Speaker 3: and see what I subscribe to. Taking a bunch of shit.
Speaker 2: Even from an organizational standpoint, Let's say we have like
Speaker 2: a sticker pack or something on the store. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's been on the store for like three years and
Speaker 2: it hasn't sold a single thing, Like is it worth
Speaker 2: having it there? It's it just it doesn't mean anything
Speaker 2: to me. Bother is the shit int me? Because I'm
Speaker 2: just seeing that. It's just like this is just a
Speaker 2: thing there that's like this doesn't need to be there.
Speaker 2: It's like I waste it actually costs me more money
Speaker 2: reading wasting the time to read that even being there,
Speaker 2: than I made from it. I say, my brain doesn't
Speaker 2: work like that. But I'm also I shop hyper efficiently,
Speaker 2: like I'm only going somewhere that I know has a
Speaker 2: deal for me to get something I want to get. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't linger. Like when I go shopping
Speaker 2: with Lily.
Speaker 4: The way Lily works, she she shopped like a consumer
Speaker 4: where she like walks on like I'm going shopping, look like.
Speaker 2: Brows like I'm getting what I don't know what I want.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to browse in a long time. And
Speaker 2: that ship triggered. Oh, I never get I've only browsed
Speaker 2: when I've intended to go brows I can't. I can't browse.
Speaker 3: Browsing is the old Like I usually I go everywhere
Speaker 3: with a purpose, and then maybe I'll pick something along
Speaker 3: the way, Like I need to go to Ross. I
Speaker 3: need to go to Ross, and I want to get
Speaker 3: some new flip flops, and I might pick something up
Speaker 3: on the way to getting my flip flops. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Because I'm in the store, I might
Speaker 3: say something that might interest me, but I don't paste
Speaker 3: the whole.
Speaker 4: But there's a benefit to having the pacing idea because
Speaker 4: you do find things that you might you might not
Speaker 4: have in the direct line of mind that you need.
Speaker 4: So I think there is a benefit to that. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna act like there isn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there is.
Speaker 4: But then it turns that it turns into just being
Speaker 4: at the store for too long and has typically what happens.
Speaker 4: I turned into that like for me, for me, like Lily,
Speaker 4: what you like whenever I like, whenever I buy clothes.
Speaker 4: She's the person that curates like, oh if it looks
Speaker 4: nice or not for me, And I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 4: that's cool. If you go out chopping. And we went
Speaker 4: for the for the wedding, right to buy my suit,
Speaker 4: she was looking way longer than I was, but we
Speaker 4: ended up finding a really nice suit for the wedding.
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's important, it's it's a it's
Speaker 4: a give and take for sure. But then it turned
Speaker 4: to the times where like one time we went to
Speaker 4: washing there for almost two hours, and I was like,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 2: You don't need to be a roster two hours and
Speaker 2: it's not even big.
Speaker 4: That makes it even create Like if you if you
Speaker 4: go to like, let's say, like back in New York,
Speaker 4: you have place called Fordham Road, right if you go
Speaker 4: into like you don't remember remember cookies on Fort.
Speaker 2: Them Road, like its old kids. I didn't spend a
Speaker 2: lot of time for them. Oh it was.
Speaker 4: That place is a big ass fucking store for kids clothes.
Speaker 4: So when you go inside of there, they have like everything,
Speaker 4: or like Jimmy Jazz or places like that over like
Speaker 4: the East Coast where you go to a big store,
Speaker 4: So you're gonna go like it's like a it's like
Speaker 4: a clothing and a sneaker store put together, like merge
Speaker 4: into one. I understand taking a while there because there's
Speaker 4: a lot of you gotta go through there, but going
Speaker 4: into like Ross is so fucking tiny. That place is small.
Speaker 4: Spending more than an hour there is fucking op.
Speaker 2: Spending more than an hour anywhere is like I can't
Speaker 2: imagine spending more than an hour, even even at like
Speaker 2: a supermarket where I'm like making a like getting a
Speaker 2: bunch of shit.
Speaker 4: Maybe Walmart, maybe like a Walmar. I can see spending
Speaker 4: an hour there.
Speaker 2: Now I can't. Maybe, I just I don't back in
Speaker 2: the day when it was open twenty four hours and
Speaker 2: we would like literally hang out there, but like at
Speaker 2: like three am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like we don't even shop because like we
Speaker 3: don't have a giant family, so I don't fucking have
Speaker 3: a cart full of shit.
Speaker 4: You know, Like Jesus, she has, she gets, she gets sometimes.
Speaker 2: But if I'm able to buy a handful of things,
Speaker 2: but it still takes me like maybe thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to get together this weekend for some
Speaker 4: of our friends that I used to start wars with
Speaker 4: and they're gonna come over. We're gonna go shoping and
Speaker 4: to buy foods for them. And I'm like, Little, we
Speaker 4: have to go in and out. We don't have time
Speaker 4: to be there all day. And She's like, what do
Speaker 4: you mean I shop quick? And I'm like, honey, no,
Speaker 4: you fucking don't. I'm sorry, No, you don't. There's no point.
Speaker 4: You're just going to get out, that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, if the essentials that we have on
Speaker 3: the list, because the big thing, you gotta have a
Speaker 3: fucking list.
Speaker 4: If that's the best way to go about is having
Speaker 4: a list half the otherwise then you're you're gonna fucking
Speaker 4: browse because you don't know what the fuck you want. Like,
Speaker 4: you gotta get a list unless you're just really efficient
Speaker 4: at you remember everything you need.
Speaker 3: It's just not smart.
Speaker 4: A list is better for both sides. For me, I
Speaker 4: walk in and getting in things I only think I
Speaker 4: need that I fucking miss ship. And another slide is
Speaker 4: like you going there, You're like, you're only gonna get
Speaker 4: shipped you you're gonna go brows you take forever and
Speaker 4: you buy a bunchet you don't need. So it's a
Speaker 4: good interpendeing.
Speaker 2: It's goody. What did I just read the gay? Oh?
Speaker 2: That blonde haired, blue eyed German guy's name is so annoying.
Speaker 2: He might as well be a real German, damn. Or
Speaker 2: he might just be a real German. I'm Mexican. Can
Speaker 2: I say the N word? JK? I will JK Obama?
Speaker 2: That's a lot in Mexican. Whatever? What a you're just
Speaker 2: kidding about now at that point, I don't know. That's
Speaker 2: that's like you're just You're not even a real person
Speaker 2: at that point. You're just just kidding your way out
Speaker 2: of existence.
Speaker 4: It's it's like how having a having a line that
Speaker 4: goes right back to the beginning and you didn't notice
Speaker 4: I got back here?
Speaker 2: What you know, like you have like a big like
Speaker 2: you know, like one of the like maces back to
Speaker 2: the start. You're like, what the fuck does happen? And
Speaker 2: I killed the nat nice? You did it? Yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: that's what made the dent and you're like slamming into
Speaker 2: your leg and you just don't know. Kevin Durant's feet
Speaker 2: Obama when he met Michelle be like, let me be
Speaker 2: quere eating or something Feta cheese. It's soaked in brine.
Speaker 2: Have it with tomatoes on the vine. Not all parodies
Speaker 2: have to be gay. I don't know what that I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what that song is. Not
Speaker 2: all parodies have to be gay. Fuck you, I ain't.
Speaker 2: I ain't paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants, i'
Speaker 2: you're gay, you're gay. You're gay, though I've sucker punched
Speaker 2: and fucked eight geese. Jesus Christ. That is can far corongram. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that's a feat feet. If there's anything that
Speaker 2: his feet, it's it's definitely that. It takes a max
Speaker 2: damage blocking the fuck face on sappable cardboard pie. I
Speaker 2: replaced my RS on my Dodge Ram with W's and
Speaker 2: now my engine sounds like take on me nig hard
Speaker 2: zig hard family heirloom locket with an eighteen hundred's pro
Speaker 2: Jared style dick pick in it. That would be insane.
Speaker 2: A fucking port of a real like light bulb like
Speaker 2: old school early nineteen hundreds photograph of the shaft in
Speaker 2: the foreground and a face in the background is really
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Speaker 2: The penis so you don't have to stay erect the
Speaker 2: entire time.
Speaker 4: Or stay right the whole time, and it's fucking fucking
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Speaker 2: That's better. I see where you just gotta have a fluffer, you.
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Speaker 2: favorite chip. Actually, like that isn't like a traditional kind
Speaker 2: of like big bag because I used to like lays
Speaker 2: a lot, but like they're just too like. I like
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Speaker 2: but they're not even like are my face. I appreciate them.
Speaker 2: They hurt my stomach like hell, But I.
Speaker 4: Haven't even that ship in so long. I probably eat
Speaker 4: that and gone because it's just red forty, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's just red.
Speaker 3: Forty, red forty.
Speaker 2: I love it. And silicon dioxide.
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Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 8: Forty red forties?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, forty.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave the Epstein's files
Speaker 4: alone for now and trust.
Speaker 2: It's like dead space into the eye. Yeah, that's fucking
Speaker 2: crazy crazy. I'm just gonna trust that my friends and
Speaker 2: the people in office can handle this efficiently. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: trust my friends in the administration. That Charlie Kirk. I
Speaker 2: trust my rapist friends. He looks like Charlie Kirk looks
Speaker 2: like a rape atronarch. I can't stand that. Mother. It's
Speaker 2: like someone that me Kenyon would draw he had he has,
Speaker 2: and it looked exactly the same. And that's what was
Speaker 2: crazy about it is that it didn't even look like
Speaker 2: a caricature. It just looked like this is a photo. Right,
Speaker 2: That smile was the same. It's like you just put
Speaker 2: a cell shaded fucking filter over a real photograph of
Speaker 2: Charlie Krouch sucking his gums.
Speaker 3: Such a piece of ship his face just like it's
Speaker 3: just this, this fun It's so crazy. How small as
Speaker 3: fucking faces to its fucking his head.
Speaker 2: It is insane. It's so gross. Everything about him makes me.
Speaker 2: Really he's just like a genetically like so off putting.
Speaker 2: He really is. He's like the kind of thing that
Speaker 2: like animals would like.
Speaker 4: Like they would back animal attack and flat out would
Speaker 4: be like really hungry, I have to eat you.
Speaker 2: It would be like that's a when to go or something?
Speaker 2: What is that? I can't that?
Speaker 5: Like?
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Speaker 2: That old movie which the fake agent, Oh God, Breakfast
Speaker 2: the craziest thing I ever seen in my life. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I can't sell that. For the first time on this show.
Speaker 2: I never saw it before. Right, that's right, there was
Speaker 2: the clip of that thing. That's just so funny. Man Spitchy,
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Speaker 2: don't understand what the fuck is going on. It sounded
Speaker 2: like Sweeny speaking, Huh it did kind of amc AMC's
Speaker 2: the joking dead these zombies is joking. They're joking. They're
Speaker 2: hanging weights from their dicks. They're all just stationary. They're
Speaker 2: not moving, just outside jolking. So what's the fucking issue.
Speaker 2: It's just a massive amount of people taking space like
Speaker 2: it's like inconvenient like they're in the middle of the highway,
Speaker 2: some of them, you know.
Speaker 4: Because I think of it like in the very beginning, right,
Speaker 4: the first zombie has to bite somebody for it to spread.
Speaker 4: What if does zombie just jelked instead and never been anybody?
Speaker 2: No, But like I think the issue is, like if
Speaker 2: you see the zombie joking, that's equivalent to a bite.
Speaker 2: That's so people have to like walk around. It's like
Speaker 2: almost like a quiet place. But with eyes, it's way
Speaker 2: easier to get infected. That is terrifying, way easier. Even
Speaker 2: if you can the first person puts it on TV,
Speaker 2: you can only you know what it is. You can
Speaker 2: only catch it through like a mirror, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like you only like look at it through
Speaker 2: a reflection, So you basically.
Speaker 4: Have to like so what about our glasses? Fine, what
Speaker 4: do glasses do?
Speaker 2: Glasses are not reflective? So like it would it would
Speaker 2: just be it would it would actually just get you.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. If you're blind, you might have
Speaker 2: a shot. Yeah, if you blind, and if you can't,
Speaker 2: I might actually have a shot actually because I might
Speaker 2: not be able to tell if something but if I
Speaker 2: if I see something, and I think if I see
Speaker 2: something and I think it might be jelking. It happens
Speaker 2: to me. That's crazy. That's crazy. So when it's mental,
Speaker 2: it's a mental it's a purely mental magic damn near virus.
Speaker 2: And you're like, is that so if you're like easily panic,
Speaker 2: you're done basically because like the first second you think
Speaker 2: you might have even if it's like a coat rack,
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 3: The first thing you gotta do. You gotta you gotta
Speaker 3: find something. The first thing you can find that will
Speaker 3: allow you to jelk is what you do. So like
Speaker 3: if you're fishing or something, you know, you're like and
Speaker 3: you saw someone joking like oh, and you immediately.
Speaker 2: Hook your dick, like yeah, you cast it.
Speaker 4: You cast yourself, You cast yourself out.
Speaker 2: The thing that's crazy about it, that was like, even
Speaker 2: if you're not a jelking zombie, but you if you
Speaker 2: close your eyes and you jelk in front of somebody,
Speaker 2: they become one. That's cool. Razy joking leads to the
Speaker 2: end of humanity. Everyone there's dogs joking, these birds about women.
Speaker 2: What about women? They're joking? They see it. Yeah, that's joking.
Speaker 2: That does like just stretching bean, he's gonna look like
Speaker 2: you keep stretching, you keep mashing. Are you waiting mashing?
Speaker 2: You're needing the bean. That's how they do it. Okay, gotcha.
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Speaker 2: I mean that at least that's vaguely consistent, you know,
Speaker 2: and technically that the employers are getting the worst end
Speaker 2: of it. I guess they are being immediately executed. So
Speaker 2: that's kind of lowc that's actually technically kind of based
Speaker 2: because that's actually like an authentic like at the very least,
Speaker 2: you're authentic about the principle, just like I don't want
Speaker 2: illegals here because they take jobs from people, and also
Speaker 2: the people hiring them are taking jobs from people to
Speaker 2: so fuck those people as well. I can almost respect
Speaker 2: that I used. I used to I used to tutor
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Speaker 2: do I contact you if you're interested. He can't learn anything,
Speaker 2: so it's a wasted effort, a huge wast it's a
Speaker 2: huge waste of time. I tried to teach him. I
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Speaker 2: and it was it just did not work. He kept
Speaker 2: asking what the fuck is cuniform? And I didn't want
Speaker 2: to answer him. So that's the way it. I didn't
Speaker 2: want to teach him something. Yeah, yeah, I think about it.
Speaker 2: I just kind of lost interest. Ah yeah yeah, so
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Speaker 2: that's the thing. There's no. The only thing that's actually
Speaker 2: concerning me is that what if it just ever was there?
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Speaker 4: But he has like such a squeaky clean.
Speaker 2: Record or that, or they find a patsy that.
Speaker 3: They find a patsy that you know, probably like a
Speaker 3: Jewish patsy to kill him, and then it's just just
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Speaker 3: to focus on the Jewish aspect of the person that
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