Speaker 1: Hi, my babes, Happy summer, Welcome back to Vanity Farrah.
My name is Chris Farah, and today we're talking ninety
to eight fiance. This is season twelve, episode ten. I'm
questioning everything. Why am I here? Who's me? Who's doing
the thinking? Is there? Thinking? Happening? Is? What? What is anyway? Okay?
So at the same time, I'm excited to talk about
these peeps because this is a great season, like I've said,
and this was a really fun episode to watch, and
I had a lot of you know, good he he
haha moments that I want to bring them up to you.
So let's just talk about it, because like, some of
this stuff is so dumb. Sometimes it makes me really
really happy to be like, oh my god, I can't
wait to be like what are you. At the same time,
some things do feel a little cobbled together by users,
like in a meeting not nearly forty five seconds before
they started rolling, to be like what are we going
to have them do? Like have them say this? You know,
sometimes it's like I wonder what would happen if they
just had longer schedules of shooting, which surely would cost more,
but you also had more organic time for things to
actually transpire and then for there to be honest do
you know events on a docu series. I go back
and forth. I go back and forth. Okay, I am
excited to start with I'll put them up and then
I'll just start it that way Marissa and Edward. So
here's the thing she's she comes in and she's just like, Edward,
I am so proud of you, and you've done such
a great job getting in touch with my kids and
being nice to my you know, kind of weird ex husband,
and of course taking on me huge, huge things in that.
So I'm going to reward you by doing something fun
or something that you would like or you know whatnot.
I'm definitely not gonna yell at you or make you
do any weird tasks and then tell you how bad
I think you did at them. Just kidding. That's exactly
what she does now, is that he didn't take out
the trash, right, She said, take it out and put
it by the curb, and he did something. Now, you
would almost think it was a docuseries where there were cameras,
where one of the cameras would be tasked to, I
don't know, go outside and show us what this man
has done, because if we're to be honest with ourselves,
and we always are, he didn't do that fence right.
He didn't do it right. So I want to know
what exactly do these tracks? What is it like? Are
they just toppled over? Are they in the middle of
the driveway like you know, like? Are they in someone
else's curb? Are they just like on the grass like
you know? And at the same time, I think it'd
be good for you if everything has a specific place
to do it once with him, and if he had,
and if you don't know that he can do it,
then you hire someone. Marissa is the cheapest rich person
I've ever seen. That's not true. She's frugal. She must
be saving for kids' educations, honey, I mean you know
she's frugal anyway. So she's like, listen, when I'm explaining
something to you, I don't want you just say okay, okay, okay,
because you want me to stop talking because you think
you know what I want. I want you to actually understand.
I'm like, oh my god, that's really horrible. So then
she goes to this fancyast golf course country club thing
that her mom is obviously a member of Joanne and
they get to go to this place and put it
on the member number. Good for her, And they're talking
about Edward. Now we get to see the two women.
Sam's Edwards. So here's the truth. Now, Marissa starts by
being like, mom, let me tell you. Everything I just
said is how she starts with her mom. She doesn't
start with him. She's like, Edward has been incredibly thoughtful,
so caring to me, to the boys, and like, conversely,
I have been wildly negative. And then you're like, oh, okay,
so you're saying this, you know your mom, Joanne's going
to be like, Marissa, of course you are. You always are,
and maybe I've word could pull some of this like
positivity and this joy out of you. Except Joanne instead
is like, well, you can't be nice all the time.
That's no good meaning Edward. So like Marissa started this
conversation by being like, Edward is really great, and I
have been treating him horribly, and then her mom's like,
you know, great is relative, and the truth of the
matter is it's not good to be treated great all
the time. It's kind of nice to be treated shittily.
Let's you know, your place. You know, you're just like,
what are you talking about? Joanne? Also, you know, she's
having like the driest salmon salad with like I don't know,
I would not a sandsare It's too youthful for her
Sabonion Blanc Anyway, Okay, so mommy is drinking wine because
I've already said that. She says it's never too early
to wine. I mean, at the same time she off
camera is like, you know, drinking the wine. She's like, oh,
I guess coffee because you you know, don't know how
to live life. Marissa spend all your time doing bar
and dating you know men I wouldn't approve of instead
of drinking nice wine at ten thirty am. You know,
her mom is basically like, is he going to be
able to pull his weight to find out in this household,
in this environment in the year of our lower twenty
twenty six in Pennsylvania, America? And Marissa's like, well, he's
not like the most ambitious guy. He's not chomping at
the bit to like figure out how to like make
that coin, you know, Like and here's the thing that
is something that we have seen before, is like women
desiring their non American men to be like wild capitalist hustlers.
You know, it's like a cultural thing. I guess, like
I'm not saying that there is a traditional thing about
men providing surely, you know, and that means like money.
At the same time, having this like go get her,
pick me up by the bootstraps, you know, so whatever
it takes to make a dime, you know, uh, can't
wait drooling at the mouth, You're chopping at the bit
to make benjamins. Like it just doesn't always add up
to like people in other countries as it does in America.
It's like that feels like a cultural thing. So she
her mom jumps on that to be like, well, you
can't teach ambition, you have to be born into it.
You're like, okay, got us. At the same time, the
next scene happens, and the next scene is Marissa and
Edward go to a park l park and blue workout clothes. Honey,
they color coordinate, and you're like, oh, okay, where is
this gonna go. We've seen, like, you know, to seen
so far and versus been like somewhat weirdly tap dancing
and trying to get to things. Marissa starts by being like, hey, Edward,
I just wanted to get some time together with you
out of the house of nature, just to get at
tempt check and he's like what. She's like, yeah, you know,
I sometimes it's can be hard to open up and
tell your feelings, and I do that, you know, Like so,
but I really want to just make sure that you're
doing okay because I know I give you a lot
of feedback in the moment all the time. So yeah,
here's your chance. Like whatever. You're like, you know, it's
hard to move and keep up your whole life, So
how are you feeling about everything? And he's like, well,
it hard, it's hard. I would say, I have a
lot of pressure to be perfect, you know what I'm
talking about. And she's like yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what.
It's interesting you say that because I have been actually
the one considering if I've made a mistake. This is
a mistake. Sometimes I've thought I've thought a lot about
it that I don't know if I did the right
thing bringing you here, because it just feels like I
am bringing on more than I can chew, like a dependent,
like a little boy, like a you know, like an
extra mouth to feed like you know, I just it's
a lot, and you do nothing for me right the
way I want you to the first time, and to
also live and sign my brain to know how and
what I want when I want it. He finds this hard.
He gets up. He says he needs a minute, and
I feel, yeah, like she really wanted a space to
say her thoughts and she did the kind of thing
where she made him feel safe by having it be like,
I have nothing to say, but I want to finally
give you a chance to feel comfortable to say something.
When she is like, I don't know if I'm doing
it right. I want to send you back, he is like,
I come from a culture of like I've been, I've
survived a lot of turmoil, and so I just grin
and bear things. I just don't think about an ending.
I just consider what it would be like to move
day and day towards what we agreed upon, Like you know,
like it's She's like, no, here's a thing. I work
in retail, so there's always a return policy, and literally
we know right now it's a ninety day one. I'm
on a ninety day return policy, so that's why I
signed up. Ninety days is a nice chunk. It's three months.
You know. Sometimes shops only gave you thirty days. The
American government gave me three months. So we're like, oh
my god, he's horrified. He's really, really, really upset. He
comes back, he's still upset. We're like, well, we get it,
you know, let's move on to Shay and Annabelle Honey
Paduca's finest. Can you believe it? Oh my goodness. So
as we know, he is knee deep in his leg
party and Annabelle's having a horrible time. She's not enjoying it. Okay,
she's not a drinker. There's no herbal tea, you know.
Like he is just knee deep and tit deep and
like a twenty one year old's like pair of knockers.
And it's confusing because you're like, who are these people?
And they are truly younger people than he what surely
looks like Alison's friends almost like Alison has like a
sugar daddy, that is her actual daddy who she likes,
sort of pimps her friends too, and in exchange, her
dad pays for Kegar's at their house and biscuits for
her and her kids in the morning. Afterward, I'm I'm
just this isn't that kind of like? So anyway she comes, honey,
she's like beer funnel o'clock, she screams it. She's coming
in to make her dad do a beer funnel like,
you know, just to pretty much pour beer down her
like elder dad's throat. I can't imagine this on any
sort of scale. Like I'm close to my dad, I
can't imagine like making him do like a shot, you know,
Like I don't know, like I just don't want. I
just don't like the forcing of alcohol on people, especially
like my parent. I don't know my dad. It's like
I could see him, I could be like, taste this wine,
you know what I'm saying. I wouldn't be like pouring
alcohol like especially he's older. She shouldn't be drinking like that.
It's interesting because really early on the images we saw
of Shade when we first got introduced to him, was
someone who enjoyed beer funnel drink beer funneling, and so
it was almost like they thought, well, we have to
pay that off because it's so wild, and so they
were like, Okay, we get to have a leg party,
and that's what's gonna happen, you know, get it up.
It's like he's already drinking so many beers. At one
point he's like, how many beers if I drink a belt?
You know? And Annabelle's like, he's a four f faed
and she's like twenty twenty and I mean, I don't
even know what to tell you. What's in a funnel?
So he is so drunk that when he tries to
like kiss Annabell, he's like, lem may have that tong
let me, I'm that drum. Oh god, you guys, it
really does. You know. It's funny, Like I love accents,
and the Southern accent is so great. It's funny because
some things sound so sinister. That sound bite alone, what
he's saying, the way he says it, I don't care
if it's female voice or male voice. You can tell
whoever is being said that too, If that makes sense.
Shouldn't give them their tongue, Like if it was in
a movie, you know, this person's too drunk. No one
should give this person tongue. They should give this person bedtime. Yeah,
that tongue. Oh my god, I died, Oh my god.
NFL's like, ew, can you imagine what his breath smells
like wild, like salt and vinegar, pork ryand do rito
situations and beer beer and burping beer beer burps. Oh
my god, you know what. I'm just I'm so sorry
to bring it up, but just like think about it,
you know, like really just have to know what's happening
with this woman. Okay, So she's like, this is disgusting.
I'm gonna go to bed. You are too drunk. Everyone's
too drunk. I hate this. I'm gonna go to bed.
And he's like, no, don't embarrass me in front of
these important people, my daughter and her young friends. Don't
not in front of these VIPs. Embarrass you embarrass you
guys are embarrassing and barrossing. Alison's like that, just like
huge lips, murk, honey, just like half drunk. I knew
that she's been drunk this whole time. I knew that,
Like the whole thing with her dad was about the alcohol. Yeah,
like he pays her all this alcohol. You can just
be literally addicted to alcohol next to your enabler, who
also takes care of your kids when you are too
drunk to take care of them. Why would she She
has no one has it better than Alison for who
Alison is. Alison has hit the jackpot. She does not
want Annabel there fucking up her fun, fucking up her
dad's time and her dad's money. He just pays for her,
gets her friends drunk, takes care of her and her kids.
Repeats the next morning. Now, I would love some of
her other siblings to talk about this. They all can
think this is great. They all can't be like into this.
How come we're not talking to her siblings, Like you
can't just like elap let Alison with her like you know,
puffed up lips, like smirk around on this screen and
not have like someone trying to also tear her down.
You know, you have to like build up a villain
to like tear her down, you know what I'm saying.
But truly, so literally, their party is just like dancing
in a shed with you know again, Alison and the friends.
That's it. And Alison is so happy that Annabel is
putting up a big fuss because it's exactly what she wanted.
All of this talk about how she really just wanted
to tell Annabell who her dad was so she gets
like an honest opinion about you know that situation was
only to further her own agenda, which is get Annabelle
away from her dad. She's like, listen, if annabel can
hang and if she doesn't like it here, she can
go home to the Philippines, back to her family, which
is Cunty one Tea. It's County one Tea, truly, And
I don't use that phrase lightly, I really don't, But
that's what this is. Alison is a bitch with horrible taste,
but has her lot in life, you know what I'm saying.
That's why I'm like, her dad's not going to be
ever evergreen, you know what I'm saying, Not with that
man with you know, that skin being poured beer down
his throat, you know what I'm saying. And like what
happens when God bless, God bless and he has four kids,
if not more, you know what I'm saying, Because the
kids are gonna want to like sell his land and
she's not going to have that house there anymore at
some point, is what I'm saying, unless she's the executor
of the will and she leads to the land to
her Jesus, Okay, I mean, I just have to think
about things like that and Annabel. I mean, listen, if
Annabel's still married to Shay, she has to think about
things like that, like literally, okay, let's move on too.
Rashet and Mallory. So they are on the way to
a baseball game and we are like, what team is this?
We can't tell what team this is? Like he's they
both look at they're wearing completely different jerseys almost of
completely different sports. Okay, his you know, like is weird
and interesting and it just says trash Pandas. And I
consider if that's just one of Mallory's like fashion brands
that made a shirt that looks like a dr I
did not know what it was. Okay, but it is
trash Pandas. They are going to a baseball game by
a team that is called the trash Pandas trash Pandas
trash Pandas. Okay, I'm not quite sure. So he's in
a bad mood, he said, his mood is down. Why
because they just had that disaster of a prenip convo
where she was like, what's mine? It's mine. I got
in a deadly accident. I have a bunch of money.
Fuck you, you're not taking my money, And he was like, whoa,
can I take it? My parents need money they live
in intend you know, give us And she's like, let
me try and distract you. And the way I'm going
to do it is telling you, guess what my friend Mikayla,
who you know also as dating some guy that's best
friends with Brandy Brandon. She works at some whatever. I
should get this story right. She works at some company
that has a VIP place that trash pandas I'm no, honey,
I don't know, they're the sponsors, and she got it.
So that Rashid is throwing out the first pitch. Now,
Rashid has never seen a baseball game, so I'm like,
oh my god, how are you going to know how
to throw? But he does know how to throw. I'm
my god, are you just gonna watch a bunch of
like YouTube videos and just like pick it up anyway?
So but they I don't know, they gave him some
like off camera try tries just you know, feel the
weight of a baseball. They do give him a baseball,
the producers doing a confessional. But you know what I'm saying.
So he does throw the first pitch and he you know,
does well. Again, like I said, I'm really happy for him.
But he's upset because Brandy's going to be there, you know,
and Brandy's going to be there because Mallory's already told
him that Brandy's everywhere. He's omniscient, like God, so God
can still text me, God can still call me God. Sorry,
you have your culture, I have mine. Brandy? Oh Brandy? Okay,
So but yeah, he's bad. He's like, why don't you
listen to me about Brandy about this? And she's like,
why didn't you listen to me when I said no?
And when you asked Brandy? And he was like, no,
that's who you should be listening to. That's two nos.
Two nose cancels out yours buddy. Now he again so upset.
He's like in Turkey very Redi's respect now he says,
Dick's respect so much so the production put up those
two words in his closed captioning or whatever that is.
So it is you know what's interesting it is can
I can see what he's meaning? It is Dick's respect.
She is really you know, respecting and or disrespecting him
using Dix or Dicks are involved. It's true. He is
a wordsmith. Okay, So It's interesting because obviously he's wearing
that trash pandas jersey. And then when they meet up,
you know, with Brandy and the other guy, those men
are not wearing anything. They don't have to. They're not stupid.
And that also kind of reminds me of when Meto
went to go to the Haunted House. Remember that when
he went to the Haunted House and she like he
was obviously a pharaoh and he meets up with you know,
our best friend and their boyfriends or whatever the slut. Anyway,
those two guys also didn't have costumes on. It must
make the foreigner or like, yeah, that person just feels
so like yeah, going to a costume party in a
costume and then realizing that you're the only one in
a costume is a certain level of like, oh, oh,
do I even got in my car? You kind of
take off something now that makes it look not so
like I was trying to be fucking poison ivy or
whatever the you know it is. When Okay, so when
he throws the first pitch, butr Andy is like, my
grandmother can throw better. So then Rashid comes with Mallory
to go actually sit down with everyone and makes a
big to do to sit in Betweenry and Mallory. As
he sees it, that's where Mallory was going to go.
And it's a big deal, and it's like, you know,
it's awkward. And then they sing the national anthem, and
so now Brandy and Rashid are standing right next to
each other, and he like, Brandy's like, get up, check
off that stupid hat. You bow down to this motherland.
You bow down, you know. And of course Rashid is
so upset by this because this is now the second
time that Brandy has been like, in the face of
you trying to be mean to me, you have unknowingly
offended the truest of cowboy. You've sat on the bed
of my truck. Big fucking no American, big red flag no,
which I mean, I can't never heard of that, but
you know, yes, technically, yes, you're supposed to stand up
and put your hand over your heart and not wear
your hat during the national anthem. Now he's so upset,
you know that Brandy was totally aggressive with him about this,
and he's like, so stupid that Brandy, you know, stunned
up for me to Mallory. Mallory's like no, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna take Brandy's side. This is America, this is
where Chick fil A started. So take off that goddamn hat,
put your hand over your heart, and sing those words,
the words that you're gonna have to sing to pass
the test. I don't know, I think so I assume.
So I assume that you have to sing a whole
version of the natural anthem to pass the citizenship test.
I don't know why I think that, but is that true? Okay.
At this point, Mikayla ends up swapping seats so that
she can sit next to Mallory and talk while you know,
obviously giving Brandy a moment to sit by her husband.
And then when that happens, the girls are like, great,
now that we're gonna sit next sitting next together, let's
go have a moment by ourselves and get like a
big beer which comes in a baseball bat baseball bat beer.
And they're like, we're gonna get you one, Rashet and
he's like, oh, okay, and so he tries to like
have a boy moment, except he's awkward about it. And
then he turns to Mikayla's man and he's Ryan or whatever,
and he's like, I have a questions how this baseball
or you know, and then Brandy starts to be like, yeah, man,
you just have these guys and you have evenings. And
then she's like no, no, no, I needn't ask you. No,
don't talk. I ask Brian or whatever Ryan, And so
Brandy is real angry. He's like, well, you don't go
on hear me talk, get up and take a pitch.
And interestingly enough that means that he can also go
talk to Mallory. He's like, some we're getting a baseball
he co. When Mallory comes back, she's like, where's Brandy? Also?
What here? Take this baseball bat beer? And Rashid's like, no,
I will not. She's like, why are you in the
shittiest mood? Let me tell you what baseball is about? Fun, friends, alcohol, food,
you eat bullshit, like you know, weird things you might
never have, like you know, like a bunch of fucking
sunflower seeds or nuts, peanuts in the shell, or you know,
if you need to, I guess nacho's with the cheese
that's not really cheese. I'd rather have a pizza, any
kind of pizza. Anyway. She's just like, it's such a
cultural difference. It's just different. You know. You listen to
me usually as a woman, if I don't want to
be with someone, I don't have to like argue with
people about it. You're just saying what you want and
I'm expecting to just say yes to that, and he's
an asshole. She's like, no, it's just that it's going
to be this way. So there's some compromises, but also
there's just some things you have to accept, which is
this person's in my life. He is best friends with
my best friend's boyfriend. So that's it's you know, a
lot big rural area we live in, so it's not
that many people that are great, and great's relative. This
is what we have. So feast or famine. Okay, So
let's move on to Meadow and Debbie. Now she's walking
lily bit. Her hair is just flowing, honey. She really
does have such great hair. I mean, my god, it's
just like made of like collagen and biotin now we're like,
what's happening here. He should have been knee deep in
Egypt by now, knee deep in a pyramid straight up.
And the fact that he's not is suspect, but we
also know off offline what we know, which is spoiler alert,
you know they do it. So anyway, God bless. So
he at this point is ignoring her act of the fight.
We're like, yeah, because he should be on a fucking plane,
you asshole. And Debbie says this banana rammer thing. She says,
I've always been big about people show you who they are.
Have you have you? If you have prove it? This
person has over and over again shown them who they
are and who you think they are. Is some weird
Egyptian prince fantasy. It's like Aladdin, like you have just
you with your long ass, brown ass hair. You think
you're like Jasmine. You can't have some of colume and
have all of coluin. B girl, what are you talking about?
So when she says that, we're like, oh my god.
She was like, well, then that fight was a big reveal.
We're like, well, not enough, surely not enough, though big reveal.
I'll tell you what it revealed. It revealed that you
aren't shit about making decisions, Debbie. That fight revealed that
you have problems because we've been knowing he's an asshole.
We've been knowing your daughter knows. Your friends know, everyone
knows he's you know what I'm saying, but you don't.
And like we have washed our hands a few we can't,
you know, like what can we do? You know, we're
tired because we're fighting fights battles out in real life
right now. There's shit happening, Debbie. And it's like we
do want the best of everyone, and I mean that,
And so when we first introduced to you, we're like,
oh my god, maybe she can hear our please, maybe
she'll come to her son says, maybe there's someone in
her life that loves her enough, or she loves herself
enough to like really be like, oh, this is weird.
He doesn't love me. He just wants to be some
horrible actor. I mean he obviously loves himself and or
you know other not me, But that's not what's happened.
It really is crazy. I don't know anyway. She just
ignores it, okay, she's just like it feels like she
just lives in a sight of denial. She goes back
to her place and we see her kitchen. I don't
know why I took a picture of it was of
interest to me, just like all her weird magnets. She
has that core electrolyte water. She drinks coke from like
a two literer. I feel like it's probably at this
point stale. You know. She's drinking water from her Brita.
She has like a small mister coffee. She has a
magnet that's this shape of the state of Texas, even
though technically they're in you know, obviously Louisiana. Oh my god,
I forgot to say this. I'm gonna go to Louisiana.
How many people say that I'm going to Louisiana. I'm
so super excited, And by that I mean also I'm
terrified I'm going too long. No, I like Louisian I
also going too long. Build things are true, and it's
like my place a lot. But I am going for
a week, so I don't really knows how my schedule
is going to be for recording, but I'm gonna do
my absolute best. I'm gonna go visit family in central
Louisiana now where Britney's from, and then make my way
down to New Orleans, which I'm really excited about because
I love New Orleans. So I yeah, that's what I'm
gonna do. And I'm commed. If you have any advice,
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you know, just like in thereativity like passing went on
kind of situation. Huh okay. So basically at this moment,
she an hour later, she's like vacuuming in beige and
then he comes in. She's wearing beige shirt jeans. He
comes in wearing bis shirt jeans or like, is this
your subtle way of being like, we're back on the
same page, We're back as a couple. Gross. So then
she's like, hey, puts down her like fake dyson, it's
a shark. She's like, do you want to go talk
he's like, oh good. She's like, by the lake, should
we take our baiss shirts and jeans and should we
grow like talk a little bit. He's like oh good,
So they do, and she is like awkwardly taking accountability,
but not about the fight. He obviously is like, he's like, well,
what'll happen. She's like, it was an ugly scene, it really,
and it shouldn't happened. It shouldn't can't get that way.
And we're like, oh, okay, wait what exactly and who
what are you talking about. She's just like, it's just
one of those things where it's bad. It was bad,
and I don't want it to be like that ever. Again.
We're like, okay, because you have control over it, because
he does. Are you telling him not to do it?
Are you? It's so it's like the worst conversation of conversations.
It was like if you were like, okay, have a
conversation where yeah, you don't put any blame on yourself
nor anyone else. You just talk around it as a
desperate attempt to stand up for yourself but also not
make him leave because you are trying to assign any
responsibility to him. It's cringey and Meanwhile, he's like not
willing at all to accept any blame or any sort
of yeah, accountability for the way that he's acted. She's
just like, I want this to work. I love you.
He's like, don't tell me that, yeah, because then he's like, yeah,
I don't like when people say I love you. I
don't want to hear it. I don't say it. Well,
I don't feel it, That's why. But also I want
to you know, I don't want you to tell me.
I want to see it. I want to, like, have
you be really supportive of me and do whatever the
fuck I say all the time. That's what supportive means
to me, and that's what love means, and that's what
I want. So do that. And she's like, I'll tell
you what I want. I want a huge wedding and proposal.
And he's like what. We're all like, what are you
talking about? What I get? Devin? Get in here? I mean,
it's like it she but it's not. It's there on
a lake, you know what I'm saying. She probably did
that so Devin wouldn't be able to walk in and
hear her. Mom just like make a fool of herself
because at this point. Debbie knows because all her friends
have already told her that she should be out, that
any reasonable person would be out, that it's weird that
she's not out, and she knows it. So that's why
I think she danced around, like last night wasn't good
and I know that I'm aware I can't and I
won't be a part of something like that again. You're like,
there's stuff we have to fix. He's like, if things
don't change, I leave immediately. Something bad happened I thought around.
She's like, just you. He's like, it's only a you fix.
It's only a me fix. Yeah, bitch, that's why you
framed all the other sentences. You did that way because
you know he only thinks it's a you fix, and
you are trying to tap dance around. I guess us
realizing that. Like it's like she she knows that he's
an asshole that blames her completely. She but she also
wants to keep him, and she wants us to allow
her in her mind, for it not to be embarrassing
and cringey for her to try and keep him. So
I feel like that's why she's having this awkward conversation.
Phrase the way it is, which is to try and
like pull the wool over our eyes. I guess we
know that this is a banana's conversation had by two
crazy people. She does like, you know what, I know
why he's been single this whole time, which almost has
verbade him something that he said before about her. Well,
it's been a long time since Duby's been with a man,
so you know. And we're just like, oh, both of
them think they're doing each other a favor because the
other one has been like celibate or hasn't been with
someone for a long time, and they're both judgmental about
the other one about it while also being it anyway,
it's great. Then we see them in a confessional together, which,
after all of this is a bad sign. Bad sign.
It's a tense confessional. She has to sit there while
he is an asshole and she's allowing it. Devin then
finally has a scene with everyone later on and she
comes into the part, but she's like, hey, y'all, it's
really tense. Mito's like, shut up, I need quiet and
I need to rest. I'm doing work. And what is
he doing. He's just staring at fucking pictures of himself,
his head shots. He just needs quiet and don't say
hi to me? How dare you? I'm looking at the
next Timothy Shallomey, Caleb Turner, Jacob Alordie, next one, Mido
al Fayed. Here he comes, ready, yor nad Here I come,
Yuka and Toad Hollywood. I'm gonna find you spiel A
bog and make you won't me? Is that the best
thing I've ever done on this podcast? Maybe? Okay, So
it's really really rude for him to say that, and
he's the dumbest for literally was looking at two pictures
of himself, just going back and forth. And then mom
and daughter go on a little Manny petty John, which
is always nice. And this is where Debbie's like, I'll
tell you what I want and Devin's like for him
to get the fuck out of your life and for
you to like not look really embarrassing on TV that
you've allowed this to happen. Mom, and Debbie's like no,
and then Devin's like, okay, do you want to chrome
Manny with like, you know, some sort of fun dually
you know, bobbily Bob. And then Debbie's like, no, I'll
tell you I want a formal proposal from him, and
I want him to say I love you, and Devin's like,
he's never said I love you, and wait, I'm sorry
Devin is like that to her mom. Devin's like, he's
never said I love you to your mom, and Debbie's
like never, no, which is so interesting only because it's like, yeah,
like Arabic people usually are like very flowery when they talk.
You know what I'm saying, Like there's a lot of
like you know, habibi means like, you know, more precious
than my eyes. It's like that. It's like, you know,
like my very like my love, my loved in such
a way, you know, like on a Bihibic is how
you say I love you? Like it wouldn't be hard.
It's hard to think that someone wouldn't be more flowery
with his talk. So anyway, yeah, he really hates her
and the daughter. Okay, So Devin's like, mom, what the okay,
what's it going to take for you? You need to
send him on his way, like why are you not
seeing this? What is happening here? And Debbie's like, I
just I need time? Is what I need? Any time?
More time for me to have it sink in that
he's not right for me or I need time for
it to just expel in ninety days and for him
to actually be able to stay. His time is on
my side. We did need, you know. Okay, let's move
on to Palla and Thomas. Okay, So Palla and Thomas,
so obviously they are at his dad's house and dad
lives with this woman named Reenie, who, you know, God
Bless is very much country and live on a farm.
And they hate his actual real mom. And it's because
we find out that Thomas's real mom, you know, God
Bless got divorced from her dad and just like left
the kids with the dad. The dad raised them. They
had no relationship with the mom and they got back together.
And now you know, it's like he's upset because he
had to do all the work and just to have
this woman back in Thomas's life that Thomas is allowed
or whatever, it's probably hard for him anyway, God Bless
Reenie is a whole character, Okay, And we don't know
why this man decided to be with Renee, except we
have to see what Thomas's mom is like now anyway,
we know what Paula is like, Paula's like someone like,
you know what I did. I went ahead and bought
a tiny suitcase, and I have a note, and the
note is come to this wedding. He has a tiny suitcase.
That's the kind of person I am. They're grilling outside,
which was always nice, you know, meet over and open
flame or in Paula's case, veggie burger on a hot plate.
Now Thomas is cutting like a tomato and an onion honey,
which looks good, and he's just like, hey, I hate
I want my mom to be at the wedding, and
I'm afraid to tell them. And Paula comes out, and
of course Renie makes fun of her outfit and is like,
your stupid vegan burger. Have you ever camped before? Stupid?
And Paula's like, I camped at the beach beach, so
when it was really beautiful in my home country, we camped.
This is completely different. Ugly, this is what it is. Ugly,
it's the word. However, here's the thing. Renie and Paula
have something in common, a love of miniatures. In fact,
Renie is like a big fucking fan. So when Paala
is like, here's the suitcase, Reenie is so happy about it.
In fact, in the suitcase they put other little miniatures
and one's like a pig, and Reenie's face when she
got this pig, honey like past that pig. I mean,
she was floored. She was like look at them. I mean,
the buttering up this pig did on Reenie. At the
same time, though, they're like, oh, you're gonna You're gonna
get married. They're like, yeah, give us the deets, and
like it's a bated question. They're like, well, the deets are.
It's in Long Beach. Like, okay, who's gonna be all there?
They're like, well, just the people you know I'm related to.
You know, my mom, they said, mom, and he you know.
The the Dad's like okay, well we're gonna try. And
Renie's like, I don't know if I can at all
because the animals. We have a farm hand, but he
doesn't he doesn't work all the time, so you know,
and they're like, well, that's crazy. It's only two days,
but I mean it depends. I don't know how you're
gonna have to feed the animals. You're gonna have to
have someone there to feed the animals, so you have
to have a second pair of hands Malcolm and Asha.
So obviously Malcolm's mom has hot fresh goss and the
hot fresh go is that Asia's gold much older we've been, Malcolm.
She just didn't know, which I don't understand why Asia
hasn't had one moment to be like, huh huh, I
look good. So what you're saying is I look good?
The skin popping? I know? Anyway, So Asia's mom tells sorry,
Malcolm's mom tells Malcolm's sister Blaze, and Blaze is blaze
and upset. And then Blaze confronts Malcolm and Malcolm's like,
how do you know that? And the Mom's like, well,
how do I know that? And then it's because Asia's
mom said it. Asia's mom didn't know, she wasn't allowed
to say it. Asia is then like, I didn't tell anyone.
I doesn't want to make it a thing. I knew
it would be a thing, and I was like, I
don't want to be a thing. I don't think I
deserve it to be a thing. I want all the
focuses to be on how I can make him better,
and I she just already be perfect. God God works
for me, and I work through God. In fact, that's
what she says basically. So Blaze is like, I like
you as a person, but I'm worried. He's like, judge me,
not my age. Malcolm's dad's upset. Malcolm just sits there
and like his fun shell necklace and shell bracelet. And
Blaze is like, I just what's your timeline? And and
she's like, well, we're gonna get back to America and
I'll take a year for us to have a kid.
She's like a year. I mean, you're just this is
what This is not the timeline we want. And then
she's like, well, listen, who invented time? Blaze's like God,
She's like that's right, that's right. So who should you
you trust in this situation? God? Blaze's like yeah, God,
He's like right, and he talks for me, right, you
think from what you've gathered, it's me right, he talks
to me. So what I'm trying to say is Sarah
from the Bible they had a baby at ninety, so
what's thirty seven nine? Then fucking Malcolm's mom is like,
you're right, Sarah. Can't forget about Sarah old ninety year
old Sarah shriveled titti Sarah. That was you know, best
feeding with them shriveled tits, you know, like Sarah. Everyone's like, yep, sorry,
we all forgot about biblical Sarah and how this should
be okay, and they all swallow it. Then they all pray,
and the she's like, listen, listen to this, guys. Oh God, father, father, love, love, money,
o blood blah blah blood. They're like, oh my God,
Like she is just like she really is like a
kind of like mini cult leader. And then like one questioned,
she's like voodoo voodoo, God, God love me, and everyone's like, oh,
you're right, God. It's so interesting. Maxwell. At the same time,
though I did stand up for him in Asia's relationship,
He's like, I am not scared of her not submitting
because she respects me, and I, you know, earn the
respect back from her and she won't mistreat me, which
is more important than age. That's what I've been looking for,
you know. And also I like the fact that she
can rent this place and we have a plethora of
different orange flavored colas and cokes to drink over and
drink and pray over. So that is what happens there.
So let's move on to Katie and Josh. So she
is running honey away from what and whom figuratively we
know Josh, her own problems alcoholism, unknown trauma. In this scene,
she is doing a run up meet up with Ryan
exactly who she shouldn't meet up with. Boy, this girl
is not like a female friend to run with. You
know what I'm saying. I mean, at the same time,
I don't she will make up with anyone, but they're stretching.
She you know, it's so funny as someone who is
naturally flexible and someone who does not run, and like,
I think it's great if you, you know, exert your effort,
you can like run in that way. It's always so
interesting people that like can't stretch or don't stretch or
have no flexibility, can't touch their toes, but they can
like run, you know, miles upon miles without stopping because
I can touch my toes. Well, guess what I can't
do without stopping. Okay, So she says she keeps acting
this way. Sorry. She says that if she keeps acting
this way, Josh will break up with her, And we're like, yeah,
that's why you're doing it right, We're assuming that's what
you're doing. Yeah, that's what you're betting on. Then you
don't have to do it. You're not a bad guy.
You're like self sabotaging this situation. So Ryan does a
soul a solid by bringing up the word relationship with
alcohol or alcoholism or alcohol at all with her. And
it's you know, episode you know ten, And we've been
knowing this since previews, so two months before episode one
that she has an issue, and so we're like, oh
my god, thank god, they're saying, you know, what's happening.
And then she's like, yeah you think so, yeah, Oh,
I'm just wish you weren't talking about it, so it's
not real. I can keep doing it, though, but I
do know what you're saying because it's the thing I
think about, but I also don't want to think about
or like, girl, so far, the only person in your
life that cares about you. He's like, well, what's happening,
what's happening with you in your mind right now? And
she's like, I just I don't know. I just I
want to have fun, but I also love Josh and
I just don't want to get marrieduite yet I'm not
quite ready, but at the same time, it's the only
way for Josh to be here and for me to
keep up the charade of being in this relationship with him,
because he kept pressuring, you know, like the next step,
and it was like this is the next step, and
like I didn't know how to tell him I needed
more time. I felt awkward. So now I just kind of,
you know, keep making out with people and hoping that
he gets the him but he doesn't, because literally, Ryan's like,
why how do I say this? Why is Josh allowing
you to embarrass him so much? Humiliate him? Why is
he okay with that? And Katie's like, he doesn't really, Yeah,
he just really think something to one thinks he can't
do better. I think some fun you know, like it
really is that kind of conversation. I'm like, Josh, I'd
almostly be like, Josh, what would you think if you
were hearing this conversation? But I also feel like Josh
would just be like, well, I think that she's just
expressing how she feels to her whatever. Just good friends. Now, Listen,
I don't mind if she's meeting up and talking with him.
There's no alcohol involved. They're just running Meanwhile, we're like,
is there a bar next door to this park? Is
that what's gonna happen? Like, I mean that we're gonna
immediately go to the bar and then like do a
bunch of shots and like fuck in this park, right.
I mean, obviously Katie feels pressured to be in this relationship,
and I think that she thinks Josh is fine enough,
but she doesn't want to get married yet, nor does
she really I think one all the things that happen
when you're in a relationship with someone, like having to
acquiesce to them and their schedules and their time and
the way they do things, and their functioning levels, and
like coming together as a couple and doing things like
I don't think she has the wherewithal to do that,
nor does even enter her mind, which I'm that's another
reason why I'm like, what does her therapist think? What
does her therapist think? This girl cannot exist with all
these kind of like you know, fun fun issues with
her thinking okay and then not just like be working
it out with like a licensed doctor of psychology that
I mean, it has to be the case, all right,
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