WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.240 --> 00:00:06.280 Welcome to the Maria Heller Show on the net since 2 00:00:06.320 --> 00:00:09.439 two thousand and still going strong. If you feel like 3 00:00:09.439 --> 00:00:11.720 you're not getting the real news, if you feel like 4 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:15.919 you're not connected spiritually, you have found your home. Maria 5 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.640 covers a wide range of topics as only a snarky 6 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:22.839 New Yorker can straight up, no chaser, no censorship, no 7 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:27.160 corporate sponsors, thus true freedom of speech. 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Yeah ten years, ten years plus, 19 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:02.600 and where did time go? 20 00:01:06.159 --> 00:01:08.359 They say time flies when you're having fun, But I 21 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:09.599 don't know about the fun part. 22 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:13.480 Yeah, well, you know exactly. Time is flying, But where's 23 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:18.519 the fun. Well, we could say we got an inventive president. 24 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:21.040 He invented the word. What was it this week. 25 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:27.159 Oh wait a minute, energized? Was it energized? 26 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:30.400 He said he invented it, and I don't know if 27 00:01:30.439 --> 00:01:33.079 you watch Late Night, I think it was Colbert's show 28 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:36.200 where he put up a post of Queen Latifa show 29 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:40.280 called the Energizer to say, you did not invent the word, 30 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.920 but he thought, you know, he thought groceries was another 31 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:43.760 invention of his. 32 00:01:44.519 --> 00:01:46.719 Well, groceries, that's an old fashioned word. I don't think 33 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:52.599 anybody uses it anymore. Two dolls instead of thirty. This 34 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:53.680 guy's got a gym. 35 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:57.760 A day, only one. Well, you know he got the 36 00:01:57.840 --> 00:01:59.200 name Donnie two dolls. 37 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:01.239 Two dolls. 38 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:02.319 Yeah, that's his name. 39 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:05.200 They somebody went over and asked a real mob boss, 40 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:07.599 if you were going to give him a nickname, what 41 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:10.000 would it be, And he said, Donnie two dolls. 42 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:14.120 Uh could be Donnie jet Plaine too. 43 00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:17.400 At this point, well, yeah, well, Donnie two dolls jet 44 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:22.400 plane racist is in the Saudi Arabia with the murderer 45 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:27.560 of Jamille Koshogi making I'm sure plenty of side deals 46 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:31.120 for the Trump organization. It's just funny that when he 47 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:34.080 makes his first farm visit, it's always to the Saudis 48 00:02:34.199 --> 00:02:35.159 isn't that interesting. 49 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:38.120 Yeah, it always goes to the Middle East. Look, he's 50 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:40.840 got to go where his money's coming from, right, so, 51 00:02:41.159 --> 00:02:43.000 you know, a little too on the nose if he 52 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:46.120 goes straight to Russia, right, So you know he's got 53 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:47.280 to go where the other money. 54 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:50.599 Is well, of course, and then you know, I already 55 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.759 saw this morning that while he was in an interview 56 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.759 with the with the murderer I like to call him 57 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:05.639 Ben's in face. Trump fell asleep. You know, the healthiest 58 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:08.800 president we ever had, who called sleepy Joe, sleepy Joe 59 00:03:08.840 --> 00:03:13.520 a million times, falls asleep everywhere. But we're supposed to 60 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:15.439 believe he's in such great condition. 61 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:17.240 You know. 62 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:21.280 I saw something on Facebook this morning, not sure if 63 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:24.719 it's true, somebody said that there's whispers in the White 64 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:29.039 House that Trump is having some kind of attack in 65 00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:36.520 his pancreas and something going on with his prostate. So 66 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:39.879 I just hope whatever it is it turns deadly quick. 67 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:44.120 That's the way I feel about him. The worst president ever. 68 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:48.759 Yeah, But Maria, Now, if we end up with President Advance, 69 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:54.319 well is better? 70 00:03:55.199 --> 00:03:57.800 Well, I mean not if it's up to the Pope, 71 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:01.199 so so so much. I want to talk to you 72 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:03.520 about But I got to ask you this. Do you 73 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:07.240 watch Laurence o'donald that night? No? 74 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:09.879 I really, you know, I avoid those guys. That's why 75 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:12.479 I make probably the same jokes they do because I 76 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:15.280 don't watch too many of them. Every once in a while, 77 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:19.360 I do watch what's his name, Jon Stewart, oh right, 78 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:22.360 and only on Mondays. He does the thing on Mondays. 79 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:24.319 He wraps up like, you know, what's been going on 80 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:27.040 for the week a lot of times, and he cracks 81 00:04:27.079 --> 00:04:29.160 me up because he says a lot of things I'm thinking, 82 00:04:29.199 --> 00:04:31.160 which is scary to me because that that did not 83 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:34.879 use to be right, but in this case, unfortunately, I 84 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:38.040 mean things, are you know, a right obvious? What are you? Well? 85 00:04:38.079 --> 00:04:40.199 He's the only one I don't watch. It's just something 86 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:44.160 about him that turns me off. But Larry o'donald's been 87 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:47.920 ripping on Trump, I mean the best ways possible that 88 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:51.000 Trump is so pissed off he wants the hold station 89 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:55.120 to close down, but he's called him everything from an 90 00:04:55.160 --> 00:05:00.000 illiterate clown and last night he talked about how stupid 91 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.439 that he is. And I mean, he calls him stupid 92 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:06.000 so many times, and you know that gets under Trump's 93 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:08.519 skin because he's you know, he's got the best brain, 94 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:11.000 but he is stupid. 95 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:14.000 Okay, he's stupid in a dangerous way. 96 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:18.879 So before we get into his you know, airplane dreams, 97 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:22.680 I thought we would start talking about the new Pope. 98 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:27.000 Oh my okay, well look here we go again with 99 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:29.680 new Pope, old pope. I mean, this reminds me of 100 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:33.040 when they change coke. You know, is the new formula 101 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:36.160 any better? No, obviously not, But doesn't matter at the 102 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:40.120 end of the day, you know, because I'm not Catholic, 103 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:42.560 I don't know. You know, it's a weird thing. Let 104 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:44.879 me ask you this real fast before we go into 105 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:46.959 the pope on the angle you want to go in on. 106 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.199 Why are non Catholics so fascinated with this? 107 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:53.720 Well, the same way they're so fascinated with the royal family, 108 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:55.759 which is another thing I don't understand. 109 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:58.639 Well, right, it's the same kind of fascination. But what 110 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:02.079 the hell I mean, why does this? I mean, I 111 00:06:02.319 --> 00:06:04.600 I don't get it. You know, I understand when people 112 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:08.639 are fascinated by celebrities. I understand when people are fascinated 113 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:11.439 by you know, people they see in the movies. Hey, 114 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:13.839 what are they like in real life. No, no, but 115 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:17.639 I never get this whole thing with the pope. Oh 116 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:20.680 that's gonna change things if you're not Catholic, How does 117 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:21.800 that change your world view? 118 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:26.879 Well, really, the only difference is they say, supposedly this 119 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:31.560 pope is well, according to Maga, he's like the Antichrist. Okay, 120 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:35.199 because the pope actually talks like Jesus would talk. So 121 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:40.240 Maga's super pissed off about this pope. I heard that 122 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:44.079 the US tried to spend millions to pick to have 123 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:47.879 them pick the pope they wanted, which didn't happen. 124 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:53.720 There were three I think three black choices. Of course, 125 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:56.800 you know that was never gonna happen. 126 00:06:57.560 --> 00:07:03.959 Okay, And this guy, you know, my first advice to 127 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:05.839 him is stay away from JD Vance. 128 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:09.360 Well you know, hold on yet. Of course, definitely stay 129 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:11.680 away from JD Vance because of what happened to Lams Pope. 130 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:12.000 Right. 131 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:15.399 Well, this guy has either maternal or paternal grandparents I 132 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:18.839 think that were park Black, so you know. 133 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:23.800 Well, and he was also an undocumented citizen at one 134 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:28.639 point in his life. And you know, listen, the guy's 135 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:29.759 sixty nine years old. 136 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:31.040 So my sense is. 137 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:35.519 I won't live to see another pope because they never 138 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:37.600 you know, they all seem to live. 139 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:38.439 To be super old. 140 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:43.240 But so far, what he's had to say about Trump, 141 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:47.360 the post he's made about Trump and how he treats immigrants, 142 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:48.560 et cetera, et cetera. 143 00:07:48.439 --> 00:07:51.439 The post against J. D. Vance that he's made, you know. 144 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:55.800 Before he was pope, has really stirred up the brain 145 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:56.639 dead cult. 146 00:07:57.959 --> 00:07:59.199 So here we haven't. 147 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:02.279 We got an American pope and we have the Antichrist 148 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:03.079 as president. 149 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:05.399 I think it's quite interesting. 150 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:10.120 Yeah, of course, you know, does anything in the end 151 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:11.959 time speak? I don't know. 152 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:14.439 Well, you know, I gotta tell you. 153 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:20.759 It's funny you mentioned that last night before I fell asleep. 154 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:23.240 I don't even think I watched the whole thing. Okay, 155 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:25.959 I must have just passed out for my nerves, But 156 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:33.000 I was watching this Edgar Casey prophecy about this particular pope. 157 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:36.440 They're connecting it to this particular pope. 158 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:40.720 And according to Edgar Casey, okay, who I honor, believe me, 159 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:44.240 his work was. You couldn't defy his work, no matter 160 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:47.320 how hard they try to disprove him. I mean, he 161 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:52.240 was called the Sleeping Prophet. But interestingly enough, he said 162 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:56.399 when pretty much poortending this pope and Edgar Casey got 163 00:08:56.759 --> 00:08:59.240 you know, he died in nineteen hundred, so I forget 164 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:03.360 what time, but he said that when that happened. And 165 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:06.919 I found this very interesting that people over the age 166 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:13.200 of sixty would start to have an awakening and would 167 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:20.960 start to change things up inside themselves and around themselves. Now, 168 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:23.200 I got to tell you, I did not find I 169 00:09:23.279 --> 00:09:28.039 must have passed out somewhere in between. So I'm gonna 170 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:32.240 watch the rest of it tonight. But you know, there 171 00:09:32.279 --> 00:09:35.320 are a lot of prophecies, a lot of prophecies that said. 172 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:38.679 This would be the last pope. 173 00:09:37.679 --> 00:09:40.600 Right, okay, So you know, and the truth of the 174 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:42.720 matter is you and I both know that you've got 175 00:09:42.759 --> 00:09:46.000 the black Pope behind the scenes who. 176 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:46.840 Will never know about. 177 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:52.080 But so far, you know, the guy, the guy seems 178 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:55.600 to be okay to me. All right, He's got his 179 00:09:55.720 --> 00:09:58.480 hang ups, you know, on you know, certain issues, like 180 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:00.799 they all do, because they're going to tell us how 181 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:01.200 to live. 182 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:07.639 But since he's pissing off Maga so much, he's got 183 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:12.639 my vote. Okay. But yeah, you see all those. 184 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:14.559 People that were out there clamoring, I mean, it was 185 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:17.240 really it was something to see I mean, I had 186 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:20.399 watched the movie Conclave, you know, a couple of months 187 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:23.000 ago because I like Ray Fines, and it was very 188 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:26.000 interesting because you get to see just how political the 189 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:30.159 pick is. Okay, I don't know what people think goes 190 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:34.320 on inside there, but I recommend everybody see the movie Conclave. 191 00:10:36.879 --> 00:10:39.279 But look, he's better than what could have been. 192 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:43.639 And you know, I'm not Catholic, you know that, and 193 00:10:44.200 --> 00:10:49.759 actually am part of zero religion. I'm a Christian by actions, 194 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:54.600 not words or titles, right, But you know, there was 195 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:57.399 a time where, you know, like Trump, you know, he 196 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:01.840 calls a the guy was disgusting because he said something 197 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:03.960 he didn't like. And then all of a sudden, Trump's 198 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:07.279 so anxious and happy to go visit him. And just 199 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:09.879 like he was so happy to go to the funeral, which, 200 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:11.559 by the way, fell asleep there too. 201 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:15.600 Oh yeah, I'm sure he's falling asleep in a lot 202 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:18.200 of places. But why not. Look, if you're not really 203 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:21.039 in charge and you're just the front man, you know, 204 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:24.200 for the big can, you don't need to be awake 205 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:25.120 the whole time, do you? 206 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:26.360 I guess not. 207 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.000 I guess seeks less trouble when he's sleeping to that 208 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:30.039 that's not permanent. 209 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:31.919 That's my thought, you know. 210 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:34.240 And as per usual, of course, there is the hand 211 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:36.000 to hit in the hand behind the scenes. That's the 212 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.399 way it all works, right, That's the way the government works. 213 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:40.919 That's the way the churches work. That's the way everything works. 214 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:43.200 You know. You never get to see the guy who 215 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:46.159 really runs the corporation. You hear from the CEO, you 216 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:48.799 hear from the chief executive officer here, from the chief 217 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:52.799 financial officer, the CFO, but you never hear from the 218 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:55.799 people that really run it, do you. Nope, you know, 219 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:59.399 And that's the way this all works, all right. 220 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:03.600 But you've got an old man in diapers falling asleep 221 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:06.519 everywhere who thinks he's made up words that have been 222 00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:11.240 an English language since the language began. Yeah, if this 223 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:16.039 was Biden, okay, it would be front page news for 224 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:20.399 at least ten days. And yet this guy continues to 225 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:22.759 get a pass on pretty much everything. 226 00:12:24.519 --> 00:12:28.320 Yeah, I mean, look, accepting a four hundred million dollar 227 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:31.120 plane would normally be seen as I don't know, something 228 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:33.240 you're not supposed to do if you're in public office. 229 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:35.679 I mean, the one guy cracked me up. He's a 230 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:38.480 mega guy. He won't criticize Trump, but he's not TV going. 231 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.279 I don't know. I don't like this because I can't 232 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:43.480 even get a steak dinner for free, but this guy 233 00:12:43.519 --> 00:12:46.360 can get an airplane. Yeah, I bet you're pissed off. 234 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:48.840 Well, but anyway, let. 235 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:52.360 You know what, Larry Lawrence o'donnald made some really good 236 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:53.639 points about this plane. 237 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:57.639 First of all, he feels Trump won't be allowed to 238 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:58.279 accept it. 239 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:01.759 Second, he said, even though Air Force one is forty 240 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:07.080 years old, this plane is thirteen years old. And he said, 241 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:10.200 what they would have to do on this four hundred 242 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:14.919 million dollar plane would probably cost this same because they 243 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:18.399 would have to tear it down to butts, nuts and 244 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:23.159 bolts to check the plane for surveillance, and you know, 245 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:27.840 et cetera, et cetera. And you even have some Republican 246 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:32.960 Shakaru that remembered that in the Constitution, which Trump doesn't 247 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:37.039 understand he has to uphold. He doesn't know, you have 248 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:39.879 the emoluments clause and it was put in place just 249 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:43.320 for criminals like him. 250 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:45.080 Yeah, but you know, here we go, this is the 251 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:46.960 president who says he doesn't know if he has to 252 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:50.080 uphold the Constitution, even though that was his oath of office. 253 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:52.639 I mean, everybody forget that, right, so. 254 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:55.080 He can't remember four months ago. But they wanted to 255 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:56.279 rip on Joe Biden. 256 00:13:57.360 --> 00:14:00.399 Of course, you know there's that. But what wrecked me 257 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.120 up most about him recently I got to get to 258 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:07.120 this because it's just too much, the whole fat shot thing. 259 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:10.919 Oh god, late ball with that one. 260 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:14.440 You listen, you got it. You gotta break that down 261 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:18.039 with me, because it is so hilarious all the way around. 262 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:21.039 I mean, admit it. First of all, I had this 263 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:25.759 fat friend who's a businessman who called me on the 264 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:27.480 who even knows if this guy exists. 265 00:14:27.519 --> 00:14:29.320 By the way, you know he doesn't. 266 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:33.000 Well, either he doesn't or he does, but either way 267 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:37.519 it's pretty funny. Use he first of all says, the 268 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:40.159 fat shot ain't working. If you didn't catch that part 269 00:14:40.159 --> 00:14:42.080 of it. Oh yeah, hey, by the way, the fat 270 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:44.480 SHOT's not working. Yeah, you're paying too much for it. 271 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:47.600 You're in England. Uh, you're complaining to me about it. 272 00:14:47.639 --> 00:14:49.840 You don't know. You know business, you're real smart, but 273 00:14:49.879 --> 00:14:52.519 you don't understand how you're paying so much for your 274 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:54.480 fat shot but it ain't working. 275 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:57.639 Well, well, it's even more important, you know. Late Night 276 00:14:57.679 --> 00:14:58.559 had a ball with that. 277 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:00.279 Okay, I don't think. I don't think. 278 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.600 Well, Kimmel was off, but the other three ripped it 279 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:07.240 to pieces. It was hilarious. But the part that people 280 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:11.080 missed and maybe you did too, when he's introducing his 281 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:14.039 you know, make believe like, you know, like he believes 282 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:18.200 Hannibal Lecter is a real person, his make believe business friend. 283 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.559 But what he said was my neurotic business friend. 284 00:15:23.559 --> 00:15:25.919 Oh, I know, no neurotic. I caught that. That's right, 285 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:28.360 saying the whole thing. He's neurotic, he's fat. He's a 286 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:30.039 smart guy, but he's neurotic. 287 00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:34.799 And fat, and the SHOT's not working right, so some fad, 288 00:15:35.159 --> 00:15:39.039 I mean, how presidential? This guy's been fat shaming people 289 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:42.159 all along and he's yet yet to look in the mirror. 290 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:47.240 Well but but some friend, you're fat, you're neurotic, and 291 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:49.080 you're and you're not too smart when it comes to 292 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:52.759 the drug cause. So anyway, thanks for calling buddy. 293 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:53.679 Right, right? 294 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:56.519 The people clarious right, the people that didn't hear the 295 00:15:56.519 --> 00:16:01.960 whole thing, the supposed conversation that only happens in his 296 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:06.679 twisted imagination and hallucinations. Who knows what drugs this guy's on, 297 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:09.960 as He said his friend was in England and went for. 298 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:11.799 The fat shot and it was eighty eight. 299 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:17.360 Dollars, right, But in the United States it's thirteen hundred dollars, right. 300 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:19.799 So that was what he was trying to say, because 301 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:24.240 he's going to reduce prices of pharmaceuticals. If anybody believes that, 302 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:27.759 I got a beach in Phoenix to sell you. First 303 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:29.960 thing he did was when he got in office, was 304 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:36.000 eliminate Biden's ruling on lowering prescription costs. 305 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:37.720 So, you know, it's the same whole thing with him. 306 00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:41.960 He creates the problem, makes everybody's suffer, and then he 307 00:16:42.039 --> 00:16:45.200 flip flops like he does, you know with the tariffs, 308 00:16:45.480 --> 00:16:50.519 you know, tariffon, tariff off. He's a loser and he 309 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:53.399 calls everybody else a loser. That's the part that I 310 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:56.519 don't get. I mean, this deal that he made with 311 00:16:56.600 --> 00:17:00.720 the UK is not a deal. Okay, it's as people 312 00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:06.000 even summoned the press said, it's the concept of a deal. 313 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.519 Yeah, but you notice nobody challenges what's really going on here, right, 314 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:13.880 you know, Oh he fixed it with China now too, 315 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:16.880 and now it's only gonna be this lower tariff, so 316 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:19.759 you're only getting taxed, and nobody wants to still admit 317 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:22.200 that the tariff is a tax on whoever's buying. 318 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:26.400 Though, of course listen, I gotta tell you, I don't 319 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:29.039 know when I look at some of these jerks in 320 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:32.200 his cabinet, the one that's the weirdest. 321 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:35.000 To me, And I mean this is saying a lot. 322 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:36.960 Yeah, it would be saying a lot. Wait, wait a waite, 323 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:40.200 because you got the WWE in there, you got Fox 324 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:43.359 TV personalities. Who's the weirdest? 325 00:17:43.400 --> 00:17:44.279 God yeah, to me? 326 00:17:44.839 --> 00:17:48.640 Who should never be on camera besides Lutnick, he's second, 327 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:54.640 the Scott besn't. Holy crap, where did they find this guy? 328 00:17:55.400 --> 00:18:00.440 He talks like he's on quayludes by the dozens. He's 329 00:18:00.519 --> 00:18:03.799 not only slow, he stammers, he doesn't know what he's 330 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:08.599 talking about. It's hard to even watch him as a 331 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:12.960 human being. I feel sorry for somebody that is in 332 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:16.759 the body of a human being that looks and talks 333 00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:17.359 like that. 334 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:21.279 Well, look, you know, we got we gotta maybe qualify 335 00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:23.359 this because if anybody's younger than me, they might not 336 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:26.119 know what a kuaylude is. Maria help him out. 337 00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:30.920 Well, Lenard Day, we used to call them downers. You 338 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:34.240 had uppers, and you had downers, okay, And downers are 339 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:35.000 like something. 340 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:36.880 That will almost knock you out, like you're in a coma. 341 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:40.960 And that guy talks like he's in a coma right now. 342 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.160 For guys who were in the entertainment business, the reason 343 00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:45.680 why these things got so big is because, look, you 344 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:47.680 had to travel and you wanted to sleep, and you 345 00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:49.640 couldn't sleep because you were worked up and you were 346 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:52.400 jostled all over the place and you're traveling. So people 347 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:54.680 would take downers to go to sleep. And quayludes were 348 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:58.960 very helpful for exactly that reason. Uh. And and even 349 00:18:58.960 --> 00:19:00.759 as somebody who was you know, on the fringes of 350 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:04.079 the entertainment business, everybody at Kuailud's okay, so that you 351 00:19:04.119 --> 00:19:04.799 could get. 352 00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:07.559 Down well yeah, I mean, you know, I look at 353 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:11.720 a lot of this history of old Hollywood. Everybody from 354 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:14.160 you know, Judy Garland from when she was a kid 355 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:18.440 to you know, all the big movie stars, Liz Taylor, 356 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:21.960 all the rest of them, their studios actually pump them 357 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:25.680 full of uppers, downers, whatever they could. You want to sleep, 358 00:19:25.720 --> 00:19:28.200 here's a downer. You know, we need you for this piece. 359 00:19:28.279 --> 00:19:30.640 It's his and up. And when they weren't raping all 360 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:35.559 those women. So those things, you know, it's like being 361 00:19:35.599 --> 00:19:39.759 in service. Okay, look how many drugs they give our troops. 362 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:43.319 Right well, and every war is a drug war if 363 00:19:43.400 --> 00:19:45.559 you examine it closely enough. But here's the thing with 364 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:48.240 entertainment again, Like you said, the studios will provide this 365 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:50.480 because we need you to get up at six in 366 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:53.319 the morning, even though we had you, you know, out 367 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:55.839 until two in the morning, so you only get four 368 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:57.880 hours worth of sleep. Here's something to help you sleep, 369 00:19:57.920 --> 00:19:59.559 and now we give you something to get up. This 370 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:00.039 is what they. 371 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:03.519 Of course, the diet pills, all kinds of stuff. 372 00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:05.680 Oh yeah, I was just gonna say. And a lot 373 00:20:05.680 --> 00:20:08.359 of the speed was meant to keep their appetite down 374 00:20:08.599 --> 00:20:10.480 so that, you know, you could keep the women thin 375 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:13.400 and you just keep the men. I mean, you ever 376 00:20:13.400 --> 00:20:15.000 take a look at some of these guys. I mean, 377 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:17.119 because because they'll say in the old Hollywood. Now you 378 00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:20.400 don't hear this too much, but younger people look at 379 00:20:20.440 --> 00:20:22.240 these old Hollywood films and they go, why are these 380 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:26.319 guys so stiff? And it's like they're so stiff because 381 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:30.519 they're they're barely awake, right, They're in these shots and stuff, 382 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:33.200 I mean, not just stiff everything else. 383 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:33.880 All right. 384 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:34.839 You look at their. 385 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.759 Trucks, right, you look at the women and they're like 386 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:43.079 super thin. Okay, I mean the waistlines looked like maybe 387 00:20:43.119 --> 00:20:48.000 sixteen inch waistlines, and for whatever reason, probably was most 388 00:20:48.039 --> 00:20:50.279 you know, I need to drop out of this reality 389 00:20:50.440 --> 00:20:56.519 as often as possible. So I started watching movies on 390 00:20:56.559 --> 00:21:02.960 YouTube from the nineteen forties, okay, nineteen forty, nineteen forty one, forty. 391 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:06.440 Three, because I like seeing the way the world was then. 392 00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:11.599 You know, even the decorations, you know the sets, and 393 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:15.119 you know what, those movies were pretty much more entertaining 394 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:16.319 than most movies today. 395 00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:20.799 Yeah, okay, but when you see these actors and you're 396 00:21:20.799 --> 00:21:23.359 wondering why they're so stiff, I'm telling you the reason 397 00:21:23.559 --> 00:21:26.079 is because they're all high. You know, people think a 398 00:21:26.079 --> 00:21:28.160 lot of people think that, you know, drugs kind of 399 00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:29.880 became a thing in American culture in. 400 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:30.599 The city, right. 401 00:21:31.119 --> 00:21:35.119