WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:03.399
<v Speaker 1>Here we go with a Minnesota goodbye, Kelly writes in

2
00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Hello Morning Show, fam. You know when we read these emails,

3
00:00:07.879 --> 00:00:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I haven't read them in advance. They're kind of like

4
00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:12.720
<v Speaker 1>opening a present on Christmas. It's like, oh, what's this

5
00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.679
<v Speaker 1>and you shake it a little bit, you look to

6
00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:17.719
<v Speaker 1>see how long it is or how big it is

7
00:00:17.839 --> 00:00:20.359
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. So I never know what we're gonna get you. Ready, Yes,

8
00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:23.120
<v Speaker 1>catching up on some old Minnesota goodbyes came across the

9
00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:27.120
<v Speaker 1>one from little Miss Pooh Shoe. She wrote that there's

10
00:00:27.199 --> 00:00:29.600
<v Speaker 1>always that one shoe on the side of the road.

11
00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:32.359
<v Speaker 1>We're trying to figure out how it got there. Okay,

12
00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:34.600
<v Speaker 1>since you're lacking on emails, I thought i'd write my

13
00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:37.880
<v Speaker 1>roadside shoe story. Back when I was in high school,

14
00:00:37.960 --> 00:00:40.280
<v Speaker 1>driving down the highway way to Rochester, happened to see

15
00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:42.439
<v Speaker 1>a shoe that looked exactly like my dad's on the

16
00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:45.560
<v Speaker 1>side of the highway right at the Pine Island exit.

17
00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I kept on with my day and later told my dad,

18
00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I swore I saw your shoe on the highway. Immediately

19
00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:53.759
<v Speaker 1>said I'm missing one of my shoes. Where'd you see it?

20
00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:57.159
<v Speaker 1>Made his way from Zimbroda to Pine Island and lo

21
00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:00.600
<v Speaker 1>and behold it was his shoe. He is an avid

22
00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:03.000
<v Speaker 1>hunter and does so on a buddy's land in Pine Island.

23
00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:04.799
<v Speaker 1>He thinks that he put his comfy shoes on the

24
00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:07.439
<v Speaker 1>back bumper of his truck when he is packing up

25
00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:10.079
<v Speaker 1>his stuff to go hunting, and forgot to grab him

26
00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:12.159
<v Speaker 1>off the bumper. His shoe was seven to ten miles

27
00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:15.000
<v Speaker 1>down the highway from our house and equally as far

28
00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:16.599
<v Speaker 1>from the land that he hunts on, and I just

29
00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:19.519
<v Speaker 1>happened to recognize his shoe while speeding passed it on

30
00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:23.959
<v Speaker 1>the highway. Crazy right, Ah right, says Kelly. Well, there's

31
00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.719
<v Speaker 1>one explanation. Why have we ever put something on top

32
00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:28.879
<v Speaker 1>of the car and then driven off and then you go,

33
00:01:29.359 --> 00:01:31.599
<v Speaker 1>I put it electric razor on top of my car

34
00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.519
<v Speaker 1>one time. I don't know, I don't know.

35
00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Why did you just have that hanging out?

36
00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I probably was taking it somewhere, had my hands full,

37
00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:41.040
<v Speaker 1>needed to unlock the door or something, and then put

38
00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.040
<v Speaker 1>it up on top of the car and then drove off.

39
00:01:43.319 --> 00:01:46.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this's never happened to me. I've never accidentally put

40
00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:48.000
<v Speaker 3>something on top of my car and driven away.

41
00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:48.840
<v Speaker 2>We need them.

42
00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:51.799
<v Speaker 1>There is that shoe tree over on still on the

43
00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Washington Avenue bridge by U of M, where everybody throws

44
00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:55.200
<v Speaker 1>their I.

45
00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:57.159
<v Speaker 4>Would assume it's still there. That's a staple of the

46
00:01:57.239 --> 00:01:59.159
<v Speaker 4>U of them, so I would assume it's still there.

47
00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:03.239
<v Speaker 4>But I haven't gone over that bridge and a few time.

48
00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:08.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we did a bit one time, many years ago

49
00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:11.199
<v Speaker 1>where we put a baby carrier. We duct taped a

50
00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:13.800
<v Speaker 1>baby carrier to the top of a car and then

51
00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:16.479
<v Speaker 1>would drive around with it to sing a baby.

52
00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:17.199
<v Speaker 2>Like a fake baby in it.

53
00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Not I don't even know if we had a fake

54
00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:20.280
<v Speaker 1>baby we might have just to see what kind of

55
00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:23.360
<v Speaker 1>reaction we would get. What a cruel, awful prank to

56
00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:26.479
<v Speaker 1>play on people. Now we would do that, But years

57
00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:28.800
<v Speaker 1>years ago that was funny. That was a good bit.

58
00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Good bit. Okay, here we go. Oh, this one is

59
00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.439
<v Speaker 1>a fake one. Do you want to hear a fake one? Yeah,

60
00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:37.680
<v Speaker 1>says you got a new fan of your podcast. I've

61
00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:40.159
<v Speaker 1>been enjoying it and following you on social media. But

62
00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:42.840
<v Speaker 1>they called the address us Hey team, and it's from

63
00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Fleshy pr in Marketing Fleshy. Yeah, I'm reaching out to

64
00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:49.520
<v Speaker 1>introduce you to Matt Barr. He's known for holding the

65
00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:52.759
<v Speaker 1>title of the world's largest medically confirmed penis.

66
00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:53.919
<v Speaker 5>Oh oh yeah.

67
00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Man interviews in humor, including features on the Morning and

68
00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:03.400
<v Speaker 1>ladib led Bible, have garnered Vinyl viral attention. He's got

69
00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:06.800
<v Speaker 1>a memoir called A Long Story. He dives into the

70
00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:09.400
<v Speaker 1>physical and mental health challenges that come with his condition,

71
00:03:09.520 --> 00:03:13.240
<v Speaker 1>his passion about breaking down misconceptions around masculinity and body image,

72
00:03:13.599 --> 00:03:16.400
<v Speaker 1>offering insights on how men can embrace their bodies with confidence.

73
00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:18.919
<v Speaker 1>He also speaks to couples. Blah blah blah. I think

74
00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:21.879
<v Speaker 1>Matt's story would resonate with your audience and bring a unique,

75
00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:24.120
<v Speaker 1>thoughtful perspective to your podcast.

76
00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:25.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so not really.

77
00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:26.960
<v Speaker 4>I mean it is a fake email sort of because

78
00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:28.520
<v Speaker 4>they know nothing about us, but it is like a

79
00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:31.319
<v Speaker 4>pr email of trying to get their client on a

80
00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:32.240
<v Speaker 4>podcast or whatever.

81
00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:34.319
<v Speaker 1>We get these, We get probably a dozen a day

82
00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:36.919
<v Speaker 1>and I block every single one. So when somebody says, hey,

83
00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:40.560
<v Speaker 1>it's National Horticulture Month, we would love to get somebody

84
00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:44.159
<v Speaker 1>on your show to talk about horticulture, and that's what

85
00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:46.639
<v Speaker 1>their job is. But they also they send out just

86
00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:50.800
<v Speaker 1>a shotgun approach, hitting every media outlet that they can,

87
00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:53.439
<v Speaker 1>regardless of whether we're right for them or not.

88
00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:56.319
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I mean I used to work for Minneapolis,

89
00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:59.879
<v Speaker 4>which is Minneapolis's Visitors and Conventions Bureau, and I did

90
00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:01.000
<v Speaker 4>PR and so we.

91
00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Would just have a huge media list.

92
00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:06.439
<v Speaker 4>We'd send the same press release out to everyone and

93
00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:08.879
<v Speaker 4>it wasn't specified anyone. I don't even know who was

94
00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:11.439
<v Speaker 4>on the media list after the time. It was just automated.

95
00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:13.680
<v Speaker 4>And it's like now I look back being on the

96
00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:16.240
<v Speaker 4>other side of it and being like, God, we were annoying.

97
00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, they used to do letters back in before email.

98
00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I was the public affairs director. That's like a nothing

99
00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:25.920
<v Speaker 1>title at a radio station. I think he got twenty

100
00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:28.360
<v Speaker 1>five dollars extra a month for doing it. And that

101
00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:30.399
<v Speaker 1>would be like you would look at the Salvation Armies

102
00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:32.199
<v Speaker 1>event and then you would type up a little card

103
00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:34.360
<v Speaker 1>that said, Hey, the Salvation Army is doing their annual

104
00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Christmas gala this Saturday. For more information, call this whatever.

105
00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:42.560
<v Speaker 1>And but now it's all emails, all of its emails,

106
00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:45.360
<v Speaker 1>and it's junk and garbage. I mean I delete a

107
00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.279
<v Speaker 1>dozen or more and block them every day.

108
00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:50.879
<v Speaker 3>You said, for this one largest medically what penis prove confirmed?

109
00:04:50.920 --> 00:04:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Penis what's his name?

110
00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Marr b R Bar this one to meet.

111
00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm clicking on in link and here is a picture

112
00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:02.560
<v Speaker 1>of Matt.

113
00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:04.560
<v Speaker 5>Bar Do we see a picture of this pis?

114
00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:08.879
<v Speaker 1>Well, let me see what it says here he says

115
00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:12.399
<v Speaker 1>a long story, Life with the World's Largest penis, Matt

116
00:05:12.399 --> 00:05:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Barr's autobiography about Life with the biggest cock to have

117
00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:20.120
<v Speaker 1>been independently confirmed by medical professionals. Well, let's see how

118
00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:21.240
<v Speaker 1>long it actually is.

119
00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:22.839
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing it.

120
00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:25.279
<v Speaker 4>I don't really care to see it, but I will

121
00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:26.600
<v Speaker 4>show you a picture of his face.

122
00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:30.639
<v Speaker 5>Oh, never mind, No, I'm good.

123
00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:32.959
<v Speaker 1>Now, if you're curious, let's go ahead and take a

124
00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:37.079
<v Speaker 1>guess here and we'll give the answer tomorrow. Okay, okay,

125
00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:39.920
<v Speaker 1>So what do you think the answer reminded me? Because

126
00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:43.639
<v Speaker 1>I'll forget this tomorrow. Yes, give me a guess in

127
00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:47.959
<v Speaker 1>inches how long this world's longest confirmed penis is.

128
00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:51.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to ask a question, are we talking flaccid

129
00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:53.759
<v Speaker 4>or like hard? Because what are we measuring?

130
00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:56.519
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't say, It doesn't say, but I'm going to

131
00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:57.480
<v Speaker 1>say probably hard.

132
00:05:57.519 --> 00:06:01.439
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's what I would assume too, because okay, I'm

133
00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:04.240
<v Speaker 4>gonna go it's got to be at least a foot, I.

134
00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:05.920
<v Speaker 5>Say fifteen inches.

135
00:06:06.279 --> 00:06:10.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, oh I got him. I saw a fifteen

136
00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:14.519
<v Speaker 2>inch pece I run Soka'd be so scared.

137
00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:16.959
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't you be curious? Though? Wouldn't you want to see it?

138
00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't you want? And I'm not trying to be like

139
00:06:18.759 --> 00:06:20.839
<v Speaker 1>salacious or stupid. Wouldn't you want to play with it?

140
00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Because it's so big?

141
00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:23.839
<v Speaker 5>I don't know if I want to play with it,

142
00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:27.399
<v Speaker 5>but I'd want to see it, just like for just

143
00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:27.800
<v Speaker 5>to know.

144
00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:29.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

145
00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't Okay, maybe I'm getting little bit too personal.

146
00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:34.439
<v Speaker 1>If you don't want answer that, it's not too personal.

147
00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:36.120
<v Speaker 2>I just like I I don't know.

148
00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:39.360
<v Speaker 4>I think penisize is such a specific thing to certain people.

149
00:06:39.439 --> 00:06:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Some people love big old.

150
00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.360
<v Speaker 4>And some people are good with if the person just

151
00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.199
<v Speaker 4>like knows how to treat the other person right, you know,

152
00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:51.759
<v Speaker 4>So like for me, I don't know, it doesn't matter

153
00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:52.800
<v Speaker 4>that he has a huge penis.

154
00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:53.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm good.

155
00:06:54.639 --> 00:06:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I heard women say that they don't necessarily want to

156
00:06:57.319 --> 00:07:00.680
<v Speaker 1>have sex with a guy with a giant penis, but

157
00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:04.199
<v Speaker 1>they're curious about looking at it because size can be

158
00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:08.360
<v Speaker 1>kind of a visual turn on. Yeah, okay, I will

159
00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:10.720
<v Speaker 1>give you the size tomorrow. If you want to send

160
00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:13.600
<v Speaker 1>in a guess and maybe you have a story about

161
00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:17.600
<v Speaker 1>a boyfriend with a very long or very small pen

162
00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:20.040
<v Speaker 1>that might be and if you want to stay anonymous,

163
00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:21.800
<v Speaker 1>that might be a good topic to talk about on

164
00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:22.879
<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye Tomorrow.

165
00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:24.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no shaming anyone.

166
00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, there's small, No, And that's that's one of

167
00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.680
<v Speaker 1>my pet peeves in life as a guy. Not every

168
00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.759
<v Speaker 1>guy has. If there's if there's an average penis, there's

169
00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:37.480
<v Speaker 1>going to be bigger than average, there's going to be

170
00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:41.360
<v Speaker 1>smaller than average. And it really pisses me off when

171
00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:43.480
<v Speaker 1>people go, oh, well, he must have a small dick,

172
00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:45.639
<v Speaker 1>or he's a jerk, How Betty has a small dick,

173
00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:48.720
<v Speaker 1>or yeah, he dumped me after one date, he probably

174
00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:51.079
<v Speaker 1>has a small dick. Or I went out with him

175
00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:53.519
<v Speaker 1>and he had a small dick, so that he's worthless.

176
00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:57.319
<v Speaker 1>And that really pisses me off because it would be

177
00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:58.879
<v Speaker 1>the same as going, well I went out with her

178
00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:02.120
<v Speaker 1>and she had like tiny so oh, well, she's stupid,

179
00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.759
<v Speaker 1>so she must have tiny boobs, or she's flat as

180
00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:07.160
<v Speaker 1>a board and never been nailed to me, And people

181
00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:09.199
<v Speaker 1>go with Dave, you must have a small dick. And

182
00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:10.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you can read that into it if you

183
00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:13.639
<v Speaker 1>want to. I'm fine with you reading that into it.

184
00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:16.800
<v Speaker 1>But it just to me is like, small dick guys

185
00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:19.639
<v Speaker 1>should not be shamed. Well I don't either. Should short

186
00:08:19.680 --> 00:08:22.399
<v Speaker 1>guys be shamed? But it happens all the time.

187
00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:24.360
<v Speaker 4>Right, And women shouldn't be shamed either though, because I

188
00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:27.839
<v Speaker 4>think women's bodies also are scrutinized just as much as men's.

189
00:08:27.959 --> 00:08:33.879
<v Speaker 1>But women will openly say on social media or whatever,

190
00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:38.720
<v Speaker 1>or in a conversation at lunch, they'll be like, yeah, well, yeah,

191
00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:40.799
<v Speaker 1>he's probably got a small dick, or he drives a truck,

192
00:08:40.879 --> 00:08:43.679
<v Speaker 1>so he's probably got a small dick. And you won't

193
00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:46.000
<v Speaker 1>judge women like that. You would, But if a table

194
00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:47.679
<v Speaker 1>of guys is going, yeah, well, you know she's got

195
00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:50.039
<v Speaker 1>a big old fat ass, and you know she's got

196
00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:53.519
<v Speaker 1>cellulate and she's got small titties, then you're going, well,

197
00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:54.960
<v Speaker 1>you're a table full of fucking pigs.

198
00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:57.559
<v Speaker 5>I feel like you would judge women for they do it.

199
00:08:57.519 --> 00:09:01.919
<v Speaker 1>So openly all the time, all the time, because I.

200
00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Have friends that talk like that, don't.

201
00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.919
<v Speaker 4>Like, I don't know a time that I've had friends

202
00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:11.200
<v Speaker 4>like yes, we've talked about penis sizes before, of course

203
00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:13.919
<v Speaker 4>we have, like the people, but it wasn't a matter

204
00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:17.039
<v Speaker 4>of like, oh my god, he had such a small penis,

205
00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:19.360
<v Speaker 4>like blah blah blah like it. It never was in

206
00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:24.080
<v Speaker 4>a context that was negative or like that person's useless

207
00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:26.399
<v Speaker 4>because they have a small penis. It was just like, yeah,

208
00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:28.320
<v Speaker 4>you know, he was like a little bit smaller, you know.

209
00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:30.879
<v Speaker 4>That's all it was. Ever said if anyone has ever

210
00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.919
<v Speaker 4>been with something with a smaller penis, and yeah, I

211
00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:35.960
<v Speaker 4>just I haven't been around women who talk like.

212
00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:36.720
<v Speaker 2>That, So I have.

213
00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.480
<v Speaker 1>I've heard it on the show. I've heard callers. I've

214
00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:43.240
<v Speaker 1>heard for years, oh well yeah, I mean he's really cute,

215
00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:47.240
<v Speaker 1>but he's probably got a small dick. And it's like, okay,

216
00:09:47.320 --> 00:09:50.840
<v Speaker 1>so that's kind of the go to an insult for

217
00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:53.759
<v Speaker 1>a guy. The guy that this Matt bar guy. If

218
00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:55.799
<v Speaker 1>you're wonder what he looks like, he looks like a

219
00:09:55.879 --> 00:10:00.799
<v Speaker 1>fat Kevin Neelan with a goatee. Okay, thirty five to

220
00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:02.039
<v Speaker 1>forty five years old.

221
00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:05.279
<v Speaker 2>But I would say more closer to forty five forty five.

222
00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:08.759
<v Speaker 1>Ok kind of a fat doe looking Kevin Neeland. But

223
00:10:08.799 --> 00:10:11.320
<v Speaker 1>then now here I am judging this guy for being fat,

224
00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:14.000
<v Speaker 1>but I'm just describing him. He is kind of a

225
00:10:14.440 --> 00:10:16.840
<v Speaker 1>chubbo he I mean I was, but he's got a

226
00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:18.200
<v Speaker 1>big dick, so it makes up for it.

227
00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:20.720
<v Speaker 4>You know, he would be a surprise if he ended

228
00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:22.480
<v Speaker 4>up in my bedroom and I didn't know he had

229
00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:23.480
<v Speaker 4>this bag Penis, I'd be.

230
00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Like, whoa, whoa, sorry were you behind in that day?

231
00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:31.679
<v Speaker 5>It's taped to his flag. No, I'm glad.

232
00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:34.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad taped to his leg exactly. I'm glad that

233
00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:38.159
<v Speaker 1>I opened that email because that was really really interesting.

234
00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:39.159
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's one of the things about the

235
00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:41.879
<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. We're never trying to be vulgar. We never

236
00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:44.879
<v Speaker 1>set out to be salacious. We just have conversations that

237
00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:47.279
<v Speaker 1>you know that like on Caller Daddy, I don't listen

238
00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:50.039
<v Speaker 1>to call her Daddy, but they talk about things openly

239
00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:52.759
<v Speaker 1>sexual that you can't really talk about like in the

240
00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:53.799
<v Speaker 1>conference room at work.

241
00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:56.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a very different podcast than what it used

242
00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:58.120
<v Speaker 4>to be, but they do still talk about sex. It's

243
00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:02.240
<v Speaker 4>not only sex based anymore more, though she's evolved. Alex

244
00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:05.320
<v Speaker 4>Cooper has next one.

245
00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:06.759
<v Speaker 1>Are you guys gonna be Giving Away? Tickets at the

246
00:11:06.759 --> 00:11:09.519
<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Yacht Club. I just saw the lineup and dying

247
00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:14.159
<v Speaker 1>to go. So yeah, Becky, we will absolutely have tickets.

248
00:11:14.159 --> 00:11:17.320
<v Speaker 1>We'll probably have probably more tickets than any other radio station. Yeah,

249
00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:19.600
<v Speaker 1>as we get closer to the actual show.

250
00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:21.679
<v Speaker 2>Bunch last summer, so I'm assuming will have.

251
00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:24.399
<v Speaker 5>The lineup is like cooler this year. I think in

252
00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:25.840
<v Speaker 5>general it's very.

253
00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:29.960
<v Speaker 4>Like Warped Tour two thousand and five or something.

254
00:11:30.159 --> 00:11:30.559
<v Speaker 5>Fibes.

255
00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:34.559
<v Speaker 4>It's a little bit more like emo rock then like

256
00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:37.240
<v Speaker 4>there's not really pop acts like I kind of considered

257
00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:42.399
<v Speaker 4>Gwen Stefani pop out. Yeah, and this year is a

258
00:11:42.399 --> 00:11:44.919
<v Speaker 4>little more like rock bands. If nobody knows what we're

259
00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:47.279
<v Speaker 4>talking about. It's a new festival that's gonna be in St. Paul,

260
00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:49.879
<v Speaker 4>and the headliners are maybe like to help me out,

261
00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:55.559
<v Speaker 4>Green Day, fallow Up Boy, Cozier, Weezer, Weezer is one

262
00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:56.559
<v Speaker 4>of them.

263
00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:59.600
<v Speaker 5>Green Day. You said that those are like the heap,

264
00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:00.879
<v Speaker 5>those like the big ones.

265
00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it'll be a great one again.

266
00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:03.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm excited.

267
00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:06.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't I'm not like a huge concert person,

268
00:12:06.879 --> 00:12:08.919
<v Speaker 3>but I would go and see a handful of those.

269
00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:10.759
<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen fall Up Boy since I was probably

270
00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:13.679
<v Speaker 3>like nineteen years old, so that'll be nostalgic.

271
00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.720
<v Speaker 1>All right, move on the next email. Here Dave, Jenny, Bailey,

272
00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:20.879
<v Speaker 1>and vont TiO, Sarah and Cole. Here from the friends

273
00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:24.440
<v Speaker 1>who have a KDWB group chat group. Now we've talked

274
00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:26.679
<v Speaker 1>about them before, where like during the show or after

275
00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:28.440
<v Speaker 1>the show though group chat and be like, oh my god,

276
00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.559
<v Speaker 1>did you hear what Jenny did today? Or did you

277
00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:33.480
<v Speaker 1>hear what Bailey said today? That type of thing to start,

278
00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.120
<v Speaker 1>y'all rock and we listen every morning. Thanks for making

279
00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:39.440
<v Speaker 1>HD a little bit brighter. I want to say, sincerely,

280
00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:43.799
<v Speaker 1>thank you for listening. It really it warms my heart

281
00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:46.240
<v Speaker 1>that you are. You love our show enough that you

282
00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:48.720
<v Speaker 1>wrote and that you listen to have a chat group.

283
00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:51.240
<v Speaker 1>In a week or so, we were traveling to Thai

284
00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:55.039
<v Speaker 1>Land for our honeymoon. We've never been before, doing a

285
00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:58.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of research to prepare on especially on Jenny's meet

286
00:12:58.279 --> 00:13:01.600
<v Speaker 1>me off grid blog. Will be in Bangkok, Chang Mai

287
00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:04.679
<v Speaker 1>and Fouquette for a span of fourteen days.

288
00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:05.480
<v Speaker 5>Cool.

289
00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Thanks to your website. We found a great hotel in

290
00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:09.960
<v Speaker 1>old Town. I'm excited to explore the city of Chaime.

291
00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.320
<v Speaker 1>We're all Chang Mei. We're all so thank Yeah, Okay,

292
00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:16.360
<v Speaker 1>we'll see a lot of temples and you recommend in

293
00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:19.799
<v Speaker 1>the Mung village too. Jena, do you have any tips

294
00:13:19.879 --> 00:13:22.679
<v Speaker 1>or advice before our trip? Have a great rest to day.

295
00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.559
<v Speaker 1>We'll be listening from Thailand next week. That's from Sarah

296
00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:26.240
<v Speaker 1>and Cole.

297
00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:31.000
<v Speaker 4>J You know, I don't have any advice for Pouquette

298
00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:33.559
<v Speaker 4>because I did not go to that island. However, I

299
00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:37.440
<v Speaker 4>do recommend like renting a scooters in the islands because

300
00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:40.159
<v Speaker 4>it's easier to bop around on scooters and it's fun

301
00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:41.399
<v Speaker 4>and it's cheap and whatever.

302
00:13:42.039 --> 00:13:44.879
<v Speaker 2>Chang Mai, do not do not rent a scooter.

303
00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:48.360
<v Speaker 4>It is fucking crazy traffic around there, and you can

304
00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:50.519
<v Speaker 4>get fined, and it's a little bit stricter in the

305
00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:54.240
<v Speaker 4>busy cities. But honestly, everything's kind of on my website

306
00:13:54.240 --> 00:13:56.039
<v Speaker 4>that I would recommend already, so if you're already looking

307
00:13:56.080 --> 00:13:58.000
<v Speaker 4>at that, I don't think I have like too much

308
00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:01.600
<v Speaker 4>outside of that. But my other thing is bring wet wipes.

309
00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:03.919
<v Speaker 2>Bring home. Everywhere you are not going to have.

310
00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:06.639
<v Speaker 4>Access to water, You're gonna eat street food, your hands

311
00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:09.679
<v Speaker 4>are gonna get sticky, and you're just gonna feel a

312
00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:11.799
<v Speaker 4>little bit dirty here and there. So just like have

313
00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:13.960
<v Speaker 4>what wipes on you at all times. That was one

314
00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:15.879
<v Speaker 4>thing we did not have. And so I just walked

315
00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.679
<v Speaker 4>around eating like a stick of chicken. And then the

316
00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:20.440
<v Speaker 4>next thing I know, my hands are sticky for the

317
00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.399
<v Speaker 4>next like two hours. So I got back to wherever

318
00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:25.720
<v Speaker 4>we were staying. So I have still fun pieland's amazing.

319
00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:27.679
<v Speaker 2>I need to go back. That's super much more I

320
00:14:27.720 --> 00:14:28.360
<v Speaker 2>want to explore.

321
00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:30.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm still so impressed that you even went to Thailand.

322
00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:34.480
<v Speaker 1>That is awesome. Eka, that is going to do it

323
00:14:34.519 --> 00:14:37.120
<v Speaker 1>now for the Minnesota goodbye, So remember tune in tomorrow,

324
00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:42.039
<v Speaker 1>tune in, download up stream whatever the podcast tomorrow. So

325
00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:45.799
<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about Matt Barr's Giant Wang and I will

326
00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:48.159
<v Speaker 1>tell you how long it really is. And if you

327
00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:51.399
<v Speaker 1>want to write in, I think it'd be interesting if

328
00:14:51.399 --> 00:14:53.519
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to write into story about, yeah, I dated

329
00:14:53.559 --> 00:14:55.960
<v Speaker 1>a guy and we could not have sex because he

330
00:14:56.360 --> 00:15:01.120
<v Speaker 1>was too big, and or maybe I dated a guy

331
00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.799
<v Speaker 1>and we could not have sex because he was too

332
00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:06.799
<v Speaker 1>small or whatever. If you got a story about that,

333
00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:09.080
<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit different, but it could be interesting.

334
00:15:09.279 --> 00:15:13.120
<v Speaker 1>And guess how big Matt is in inches by the way.

335
00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:13.840
<v Speaker 2>And don't google it.

336
00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:17.440
<v Speaker 1>No, don't google it. Wait till tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye.

337
00:15:17.519 --> 00:15:20.399
<v Speaker 1>Send those to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.