Speaker 1: Here we go with a Minnesota goodbye, Kelly writes in
Speaker 1: Hello Morning Show, fam. You know when we read these emails,
Speaker 1: I haven't read them in advance. They're kind of like
Speaker 1: opening a present on Christmas. It's like, oh, what's this
Speaker 1: and you shake it a little bit, you look to
Speaker 1: see how long it is or how big it is
Speaker 1: or whatever. So I never know what we're gonna get you. Ready, Yes,
Speaker 1: catching up on some old Minnesota goodbyes came across the
Speaker 1: one from little Miss Pooh Shoe. She wrote that there's
Speaker 1: always that one shoe on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: We're trying to figure out how it got there. Okay,
Speaker 1: since you're lacking on emails, I thought i'd write my
Speaker 1: roadside shoe story. Back when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: driving down the highway way to Rochester, happened to see
Speaker 1: a shoe that looked exactly like my dad's on the
Speaker 1: side of the highway right at the Pine Island exit.
Speaker 1: I kept on with my day and later told my dad,
Speaker 1: I swore I saw your shoe on the highway. Immediately
Speaker 1: said I'm missing one of my shoes. Where'd you see it?
Speaker 1: Made his way from Zimbroda to Pine Island and lo
Speaker 1: and behold it was his shoe. He is an avid
Speaker 1: hunter and does so on a buddy's land in Pine Island.
Speaker 1: He thinks that he put his comfy shoes on the
Speaker 1: back bumper of his truck when he is packing up
Speaker 1: his stuff to go hunting, and forgot to grab him
Speaker 1: off the bumper. His shoe was seven to ten miles
Speaker 1: down the highway from our house and equally as far
Speaker 1: from the land that he hunts on, and I just
Speaker 1: happened to recognize his shoe while speeding passed it on
Speaker 1: the highway. Crazy right, Ah right, says Kelly. Well, there's
Speaker 1: one explanation. Why have we ever put something on top
Speaker 1: of the car and then driven off and then you go,
Speaker 1: I put it electric razor on top of my car
Speaker 1: one time. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why did you just have that hanging out?
Speaker 1: I probably was taking it somewhere, had my hands full,
Speaker 1: needed to unlock the door or something, and then put
Speaker 1: it up on top of the car and then drove off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this's never happened to me. I've never accidentally put
Speaker 3: something on top of my car and driven away.
Speaker 2: We need them.
Speaker 1: There is that shoe tree over on still on the
Speaker 1: Washington Avenue bridge by U of M, where everybody throws
Speaker 1: their I.
Speaker 4: Would assume it's still there. That's a staple of the
Speaker 4: U of them, so I would assume it's still there.
Speaker 4: But I haven't gone over that bridge and a few time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did a bit one time, many years ago
Speaker 1: where we put a baby carrier. We duct taped a
Speaker 1: baby carrier to the top of a car and then
Speaker 1: would drive around with it to sing a baby.
Speaker 2: Like a fake baby in it.
Speaker 1: Not I don't even know if we had a fake
Speaker 1: baby we might have just to see what kind of
Speaker 1: reaction we would get. What a cruel, awful prank to
Speaker 1: play on people. Now we would do that, But years
Speaker 1: years ago that was funny. That was a good bit.
Speaker 1: Good bit. Okay, here we go. Oh, this one is
Speaker 1: a fake one. Do you want to hear a fake one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: says you got a new fan of your podcast. I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying it and following you on social media. But
Speaker 1: they called the address us Hey team, and it's from
Speaker 1: Fleshy pr in Marketing Fleshy. Yeah, I'm reaching out to
Speaker 1: introduce you to Matt Barr. He's known for holding the
Speaker 1: title of the world's largest medically confirmed penis.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Man interviews in humor, including features on the Morning and
Speaker 1: ladib led Bible, have garnered Vinyl viral attention. He's got
Speaker 1: a memoir called A Long Story. He dives into the
Speaker 1: physical and mental health challenges that come with his condition,
Speaker 1: his passion about breaking down misconceptions around masculinity and body image,
Speaker 1: offering insights on how men can embrace their bodies with confidence.
Speaker 1: He also speaks to couples. Blah blah blah. I think
Speaker 1: Matt's story would resonate with your audience and bring a unique,
Speaker 1: thoughtful perspective to your podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, so not really.
Speaker 4: I mean it is a fake email sort of because
Speaker 4: they know nothing about us, but it is like a
Speaker 4: pr email of trying to get their client on a
Speaker 4: podcast or whatever.
Speaker 1: We get these, We get probably a dozen a day
Speaker 1: and I block every single one. So when somebody says, hey,
Speaker 1: it's National Horticulture Month, we would love to get somebody
Speaker 1: on your show to talk about horticulture, and that's what
Speaker 1: their job is. But they also they send out just
Speaker 1: a shotgun approach, hitting every media outlet that they can,
Speaker 1: regardless of whether we're right for them or not.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I used to work for Minneapolis,
Speaker 4: which is Minneapolis's Visitors and Conventions Bureau, and I did
Speaker 4: PR and so we.
Speaker 2: Would just have a huge media list.
Speaker 4: We'd send the same press release out to everyone and
Speaker 4: it wasn't specified anyone. I don't even know who was
Speaker 4: on the media list after the time. It was just automated.
Speaker 4: And it's like now I look back being on the
Speaker 4: other side of it and being like, God, we were annoying.
Speaker 1: Well, they used to do letters back in before email.
Speaker 1: I was the public affairs director. That's like a nothing
Speaker 1: title at a radio station. I think he got twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars extra a month for doing it. And that
Speaker 1: would be like you would look at the Salvation Armies
Speaker 1: event and then you would type up a little card
Speaker 1: that said, Hey, the Salvation Army is doing their annual
Speaker 1: Christmas gala this Saturday. For more information, call this whatever.
Speaker 1: And but now it's all emails, all of its emails,
Speaker 1: and it's junk and garbage. I mean I delete a
Speaker 1: dozen or more and block them every day.
Speaker 3: You said, for this one largest medically what penis prove confirmed?
Speaker 1: Penis what's his name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marr b R Bar this one to meet.
Speaker 1: I'm clicking on in link and here is a picture
Speaker 1: of Matt.
Speaker 5: Bar Do we see a picture of this pis?
Speaker 1: Well, let me see what it says here he says
Speaker 1: a long story, Life with the World's Largest penis, Matt
Speaker 1: Barr's autobiography about Life with the biggest cock to have
Speaker 1: been independently confirmed by medical professionals. Well, let's see how
Speaker 1: long it actually is.
Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing it.
Speaker 4: I don't really care to see it, but I will
Speaker 4: show you a picture of his face.
Speaker 5: Oh, never mind, No, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Now, if you're curious, let's go ahead and take a
Speaker 1: guess here and we'll give the answer tomorrow. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So what do you think the answer reminded me? Because
Speaker 1: I'll forget this tomorrow. Yes, give me a guess in
Speaker 1: inches how long this world's longest confirmed penis is.
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask a question, are we talking flaccid
Speaker 4: or like hard? Because what are we measuring?
Speaker 1: It doesn't say, It doesn't say, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: say probably hard.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I would assume too, because okay, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go it's got to be at least a foot, I.
Speaker 5: Say fifteen inches.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, oh I got him. I saw a fifteen
Speaker 2: inch pece I run Soka'd be so scared.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you be curious? Though? Wouldn't you want to see it?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you want? And I'm not trying to be like
Speaker 1: salacious or stupid. Wouldn't you want to play with it?
Speaker 1: Because it's so big?
Speaker 5: I don't know if I want to play with it,
Speaker 5: but I'd want to see it, just like for just
Speaker 5: to know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't Okay, maybe I'm getting little bit too personal.
Speaker 1: If you don't want answer that, it's not too personal.
Speaker 2: I just like I I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think penisize is such a specific thing to certain people.
Speaker 2: Some people love big old.
Speaker 4: And some people are good with if the person just
Speaker 4: like knows how to treat the other person right, you know,
Speaker 4: So like for me, I don't know, it doesn't matter
Speaker 4: that he has a huge penis.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I heard women say that they don't necessarily want to
Speaker 1: have sex with a guy with a giant penis, but
Speaker 1: they're curious about looking at it because size can be
Speaker 1: kind of a visual turn on. Yeah, okay, I will
Speaker 1: give you the size tomorrow. If you want to send
Speaker 1: in a guess and maybe you have a story about
Speaker 1: a boyfriend with a very long or very small pen
Speaker 1: that might be and if you want to stay anonymous,
Speaker 1: that might be a good topic to talk about on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no shaming anyone.
Speaker 1: Well, no, there's small, No, And that's that's one of
Speaker 1: my pet peeves in life as a guy. Not every
Speaker 1: guy has. If there's if there's an average penis, there's
Speaker 1: going to be bigger than average, there's going to be
Speaker 1: smaller than average. And it really pisses me off when
Speaker 1: people go, oh, well, he must have a small dick,
Speaker 1: or he's a jerk, How Betty has a small dick,
Speaker 1: or yeah, he dumped me after one date, he probably
Speaker 1: has a small dick. Or I went out with him
Speaker 1: and he had a small dick, so that he's worthless.
Speaker 1: And that really pisses me off because it would be
Speaker 1: the same as going, well I went out with her
Speaker 1: and she had like tiny so oh, well, she's stupid,
Speaker 1: so she must have tiny boobs, or she's flat as
Speaker 1: a board and never been nailed to me, And people
Speaker 1: go with Dave, you must have a small dick. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can read that into it if you
Speaker 1: want to. I'm fine with you reading that into it.
Speaker 1: But it just to me is like, small dick guys
Speaker 1: should not be shamed. Well I don't either. Should short
Speaker 1: guys be shamed? But it happens all the time.
Speaker 4: Right, And women shouldn't be shamed either though, because I
Speaker 4: think women's bodies also are scrutinized just as much as men's.
Speaker 1: But women will openly say on social media or whatever,
Speaker 1: or in a conversation at lunch, they'll be like, yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably got a small dick, or he drives a truck,
Speaker 1: so he's probably got a small dick. And you won't
Speaker 1: judge women like that. You would, But if a table
Speaker 1: of guys is going, yeah, well, you know she's got
Speaker 1: a big old fat ass, and you know she's got
Speaker 1: cellulate and she's got small titties, then you're going, well,
Speaker 1: you're a table full of fucking pigs.
Speaker 5: I feel like you would judge women for they do it.
Speaker 1: So openly all the time, all the time, because I.
Speaker 2: Have friends that talk like that, don't.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know a time that I've had friends
Speaker 4: like yes, we've talked about penis sizes before, of course
Speaker 4: we have, like the people, but it wasn't a matter
Speaker 4: of like, oh my god, he had such a small penis,
Speaker 4: like blah blah blah like it. It never was in
Speaker 4: a context that was negative or like that person's useless
Speaker 4: because they have a small penis. It was just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, he was like a little bit smaller, you know.
Speaker 4: That's all it was. Ever said if anyone has ever
Speaker 4: been with something with a smaller penis, and yeah, I
Speaker 4: just I haven't been around women who talk like.
Speaker 2: That, So I have.
Speaker 1: I've heard it on the show. I've heard callers. I've
Speaker 1: heard for years, oh well yeah, I mean he's really cute,
Speaker 1: but he's probably got a small dick. And it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's kind of the go to an insult for
Speaker 1: a guy. The guy that this Matt bar guy. If
Speaker 1: you're wonder what he looks like, he looks like a
Speaker 1: fat Kevin Neelan with a goatee. Okay, thirty five to
Speaker 1: forty five years old.
Speaker 2: But I would say more closer to forty five forty five.
Speaker 1: Ok kind of a fat doe looking Kevin Neeland. But
Speaker 1: then now here I am judging this guy for being fat,
Speaker 1: but I'm just describing him. He is kind of a
Speaker 1: chubbo he I mean I was, but he's got a
Speaker 1: big dick, so it makes up for it.
Speaker 4: You know, he would be a surprise if he ended
Speaker 4: up in my bedroom and I didn't know he had
Speaker 4: this bag Penis, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, whoa, whoa, sorry were you behind in that day?
Speaker 5: It's taped to his flag. No, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I'm glad taped to his leg exactly. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: I opened that email because that was really really interesting.
Speaker 1: And I think that's one of the things about the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. We're never trying to be vulgar. We never
Speaker 1: set out to be salacious. We just have conversations that
Speaker 1: you know that like on Caller Daddy, I don't listen
Speaker 1: to call her Daddy, but they talk about things openly
Speaker 1: sexual that you can't really talk about like in the
Speaker 1: conference room at work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a very different podcast than what it used
Speaker 4: to be, but they do still talk about sex. It's
Speaker 4: not only sex based anymore more, though she's evolved. Alex
Speaker 4: Cooper has next one.
Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna be Giving Away? Tickets at the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Yacht Club. I just saw the lineup and dying
Speaker 1: to go. So yeah, Becky, we will absolutely have tickets.
Speaker 1: We'll probably have probably more tickets than any other radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as we get closer to the actual show.
Speaker 2: Bunch last summer, so I'm assuming will have.
Speaker 5: The lineup is like cooler this year. I think in
Speaker 5: general it's very.
Speaker 4: Like Warped Tour two thousand and five or something.
Speaker 5: Fibes.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit more like emo rock then like
Speaker 4: there's not really pop acts like I kind of considered
Speaker 4: Gwen Stefani pop out. Yeah, and this year is a
Speaker 4: little more like rock bands. If nobody knows what we're
Speaker 4: talking about. It's a new festival that's gonna be in St. Paul,
Speaker 4: and the headliners are maybe like to help me out,
Speaker 4: Green Day, fallow Up Boy, Cozier, Weezer, Weezer is one
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 5: Green Day. You said that those are like the heap,
Speaker 5: those like the big ones.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it'll be a great one again.
Speaker 5: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't I'm not like a huge concert person,
Speaker 3: but I would go and see a handful of those.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen fall Up Boy since I was probably
Speaker 3: like nineteen years old, so that'll be nostalgic.
Speaker 1: All right, move on the next email. Here Dave, Jenny, Bailey,
Speaker 1: and vont TiO, Sarah and Cole. Here from the friends
Speaker 1: who have a KDWB group chat group. Now we've talked
Speaker 1: about them before, where like during the show or after
Speaker 1: the show though group chat and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you hear what Jenny did today? Or did you
Speaker 1: hear what Bailey said today? That type of thing to start,
Speaker 1: y'all rock and we listen every morning. Thanks for making
Speaker 1: HD a little bit brighter. I want to say, sincerely,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. It really it warms my heart
Speaker 1: that you are. You love our show enough that you
Speaker 1: wrote and that you listen to have a chat group.
Speaker 1: In a week or so, we were traveling to Thai
Speaker 1: Land for our honeymoon. We've never been before, doing a
Speaker 1: lot of research to prepare on especially on Jenny's meet
Speaker 1: me off grid blog. Will be in Bangkok, Chang Mai
Speaker 1: and Fouquette for a span of fourteen days.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 1: Thanks to your website. We found a great hotel in
Speaker 1: old Town. I'm excited to explore the city of Chaime.
Speaker 1: We're all Chang Mei. We're all so thank Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see a lot of temples and you recommend in
Speaker 1: the Mung village too. Jena, do you have any tips
Speaker 1: or advice before our trip? Have a great rest to day.
Speaker 1: We'll be listening from Thailand next week. That's from Sarah
Speaker 1: and Cole.
Speaker 4: J You know, I don't have any advice for Pouquette
Speaker 4: because I did not go to that island. However, I
Speaker 4: do recommend like renting a scooters in the islands because
Speaker 4: it's easier to bop around on scooters and it's fun
Speaker 4: and it's cheap and whatever.
Speaker 2: Chang Mai, do not do not rent a scooter.
Speaker 4: It is fucking crazy traffic around there, and you can
Speaker 4: get fined, and it's a little bit stricter in the
Speaker 4: busy cities. But honestly, everything's kind of on my website
Speaker 4: that I would recommend already, so if you're already looking
Speaker 4: at that, I don't think I have like too much
Speaker 4: outside of that. But my other thing is bring wet wipes.
Speaker 2: Bring home. Everywhere you are not going to have.
Speaker 4: Access to water, You're gonna eat street food, your hands
Speaker 4: are gonna get sticky, and you're just gonna feel a
Speaker 4: little bit dirty here and there. So just like have
Speaker 4: what wipes on you at all times. That was one
Speaker 4: thing we did not have. And so I just walked
Speaker 4: around eating like a stick of chicken. And then the
Speaker 4: next thing I know, my hands are sticky for the
Speaker 4: next like two hours. So I got back to wherever
Speaker 4: we were staying. So I have still fun pieland's amazing.
Speaker 2: I need to go back. That's super much more I
Speaker 2: want to explore.
Speaker 1: I'm still so impressed that you even went to Thailand.
Speaker 1: That is awesome. Eka, that is going to do it
Speaker 1: now for the Minnesota goodbye, So remember tune in tomorrow,
Speaker 1: tune in, download up stream whatever the podcast tomorrow. So
Speaker 1: we'll talk about Matt Barr's Giant Wang and I will
Speaker 1: tell you how long it really is. And if you
Speaker 1: want to write in, I think it'd be interesting if
Speaker 1: you wanted to write into story about, yeah, I dated
Speaker 1: a guy and we could not have sex because he
Speaker 1: was too big, and or maybe I dated a guy
Speaker 1: and we could not have sex because he was too
Speaker 1: small or whatever. If you got a story about that,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit different, but it could be interesting.
Speaker 1: And guess how big Matt is in inches by the way.
Speaker 2: And don't google it.
Speaker 1: No, don't google it. Wait till tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Send those to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.