Speaker 1: I'll start to you to presents. Off the bench with
Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and Bob aber I.
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Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Yo, what's going on?
Speaker 2: YEA, Welcome back to OTV. So, Taylor, I got a
couple of videos I want to play later on if
you want to look at nine fifteen where it says
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I found out one of the uses for the cashew apple,
which we can break down intrigued. But first to start
this hour, I want to do a little I'm gonna
do something we did last week, and uh.
Speaker 3: The laundry. You're gonna spearhead this.
Speaker 2: Okay, LSU, Texas, A and M going down to college
station this weekend. But there's a lot of good baseball
going down this week. In fact, some of it started
last night. And so let's talk about the SEC baseball weekend.
Speaker 3: That will be a laundry.
Speaker 2: Take it away.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So Texas and Arkansas faced off last night and Bob
Walker Texas got shut out that game, nine to zero
was the final score there. But as I was telling
you earlier this morning, we talked about this last week
as well. Spencer, their ace is out for the rest
of the season with a shoulder injury. He's gonna have
to have surgery. So rigor Riojas, if you remember him
from when we played Texas, he was their Sunday starter.
Speaker 4: He started for them last night.
Speaker 5: He gave up all nine of those runs, So nine
of those runs in three innings, and then the Texas
bullpen held them.
Speaker 4: Will help them.
Speaker 5: They didn't score more after the rest of the pay
came there, but Arkansas held Texas to just two hits
on the night. Uh No, I was just gonna say.
I mean, like, we also talked about how this is
the first ranked team that Texas is facing on the road,
so it's the SEC. It's hard to play on the
road in the SEC, especially and the Tiger Tigers the
Longhorns have been hot all season pretty much. Yeah, so
you know, we just went through the dog days of summer.
Maybe we're gonna we'll see what happens this weekend. Tennessee's
kind of going.
Speaker 6: Through it a little bit because he's definitely going through.
Speaker 5: Tennessee is going through it so right, So it's you know,
at some point maybe I don't know, but at some
point when do they kind of start to cool off
a little bit?
Speaker 4: Is they here?
Speaker 5: Did they peak a little too early? Who knows, But
like that's the something to look out for. Let's see
if the Longhorns can bounce back versus Arkansas to night.
The Texas bullpen has been pretty solid for majority of
the season. So and like I said, after Ruger came
out of the game, they didn't score again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, you know, at that point, everybody's
kind of going through the motions a little bit. I mean,
so a little blood in the water for Texas. Lose
your Friday night guy, try the freshman on the road,
get the ass kicked. And Chris Marler wrote about this
on Louisiana Sportsnet that yeah, I believe Texas at this
point and played Maszoo on the road, Kentucky on the road,
they can maybe South Carolina.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what the third team is. Yeah, So the.
Speaker 2: Point was people were pointing this out. It's like, Okay,
here's your first true road test, even with an Arkansas
team that had lost three series, like you know they're
locked in. They hate Texas and well bomb Walker taking
home game one. So so something to watch here for
the for the rest of that. All right, what else
are you looking at this weekend?
Speaker 4: So this one's kind of like.
Speaker 5: This one might be a good matchup, but a sleeper
a little little bit. So top twenty five matchup in
Norman this weekend. Ole Miss versus Oklahoma. The last time
or yeah, the last time they saw each other I
believe was the twenty twenty two National Championship where Ole
Miss beat them in two games to win. Theydea yeah,
but it's on the road, so we'll see an Ole Miss.
I don't I think they got beat Yeah, but they
got beat by South Carolina, so that's.
Speaker 3: Not they lost the series South Carolina.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't let.
Speaker 3: Paul get hot.
Speaker 4: Don't let Paul get hot.
Speaker 3: I want to go out there.
Speaker 7: And Yanko's number quite frankly, you know he's he's a
good coach. I just for whatever reason, nineteen just makes
the place.
Speaker 5: So speaking of South Carolina, we got an ass off
of Florida versus South Carolina. Florida thirteen, they're pretty ass
eight and thirteen. South Carolina five and sixteen in SEC
play so far. But Florida has won their last three series,
swept Miszoo just like everybody else, beat Mississippi State and
then they lost to Arkansas and then South Carolina.
Speaker 4: No they beat Arkansas.
Speaker 2: No wait, yeah, they beat Arkansas lost three series ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Florida's getting a little hot.
Speaker 4: Florida's getting a little hot.
Speaker 5: South Carolina lost to Kentucky, beat Ole miss and then
got swept by A and M. So yeah TVD like
I said in ass off, and then Mississippi State and Kentucky.
This is gonna be very interesting because Mississippi State just
fired chrys La Monas.
Speaker 4: As we all know, they've lost the last.
Speaker 5: Two of three of their series Auburn and Florida, and
then they won versus Alabama, which is a good wine.
And then Kentucky has won two of their last three
beats South Carolina, Tennessee and lost versus Texas. The Kentucky's
getting a little hot, and we all know Nick Man
Jones is a good coach. They kind of kind of
like to I guess like Chinese water torture a little
bit with like the small ball. They kind of just
kind of W's.
Speaker 2: Water torture is a uh a good yeah, uh analog
a good metaphor for that death by a thousand cuts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you got a Top twenty match up
Bama versus Vandy coming up this weekend as well, which
should be a good.
Speaker 2: Match and battle for hosting that feels like not you know, supers,
but you want to be a host spot for regional Yeah,
those two teams feels like to the be competing there.
Speaker 6: Kentucky does have a feel of like an old school
National League Baseball team. Yeah, you know, it doesn't really matter,
like maybe one or two guys in your lineup maybe
they don't bunt, but everybody else, Like if you get
a runner on first, like you're moving them over.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Like being a Brace fan growing up, I can tell
you how many times Bobby Cox like five hole hitter. Sorry, Bud,
sorry about it. Sorry. Fred McGriff got on in front
of you, you're moving him over.
Speaker 4: So that's your look for this weekend though.
Speaker 3: Did we get into Auburn at Tennessee. That's the only
other one that I thought was kind of interesting. Uh No,
it's all good, dude.
Speaker 2: Auburn, Like you said, number one, strength to schedule the
right now very high rp I. They've won five of
their seven SEC series. They had the l Shoe sweep
and then they have the three non con ranked wins,
beat Oregon State twice and Georgia Tech.
Speaker 5: Maybe this is just me, but I feel like they're
kind of quietly doing that.
Speaker 3: Definitely, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: Now the thing is, uh, they've lost seven SEC road
games in a row Tennessee Tennessee, Tennessee. Though he's three
or four series, So again, this is kind of a
two good teams that are going through some things in
different ways going toe to toe here, so that should
be fun.
Speaker 3: I still just cannot believe Sam doesn't.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's actually mind I'm major Zach Bob, like we're do
I mean, we're late in the season.
Speaker 3: You know, at the beginning of the year, you were like,
is off to a cute star?
Speaker 8: Like when Sam donet gonna come back?
Speaker 6: The video of like being like, oh he's coming in,
that's how we all, Yeah.
Speaker 8: He is down to earth.
Speaker 2: This is just we got the Sam Dunton's.
Speaker 4: World now, Yeah, this is this is what it is.
Speaker 8: He's a legit Friday night guy in the SEC.
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Speaker 1: Back at it where sports talk meets pure chaos Off
the bench with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 3: What's heading y'all? Welcome back to OTB.
Speaker 2: Hour three.
Speaker 3: I hope the weekend made it out that maze he
was stuck.
Speaker 2: I like to think that for the past five years
he's just been running around trying to find his way out.
Speaker 3: We finally find him. He's got like a.
Speaker 2: Big castaway beard. It's completely lost all sense of reality.
He's a loincloth on. Yeah, he's made golden hunting weapons
out of shark, cards of mirror and gold. I guess
I felt like he was in a golden castle. What
a weird time.
Speaker 4: He was so big when I was in high school.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, like that's on kiss Land and Wicked Games
or something.
Speaker 2: I kind of did not know he was just the
person until the Super Bowl, like I thought it was.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a group the whole time.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I saw a h a meme a couple.
Speaker 2: Of years ago.
Speaker 10: I think I told you about it, Like, it always
makes me laugh every time I see it. It's one
of those like stupid things. And somebody was like, what's
the weekend's full name? And someone goes Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 8: It makes me laugh every time I see it.
Speaker 2: Uh. The this is also and it's probably an old
person take, but to me, this will always be like
the first TikTok song. I said that.
Speaker 10: I said that the other day earlier. I was like,
that's the first TikTok dance yeah.
Speaker 3: That that's so.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's not as old person as I think.
Speaker 3: Look at us, look at us.
Speaker 2: But I feel like Addison Ray was already like big
on TikTok for like two years before that. But I don't,
I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know TikTok.
Speaker 6: I still just I don't get I don't get it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you killed this TikTok.
Speaker 2: Back in the day. No, No, no, I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't mean, like like initially, like when TikTok became famous,
it was like bad dancing, like very generic dancing. People
got incredibly famous. Oh I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it's because anytime you launch a social media if
you're somebody who's creating content for it at the ground floor,
and the algorithm is saying, oh wait, people seem to
like this, then they put their thumb on the scale
for you. Yeah, and they launched you out there, which
is why a lot of people made a lot of
headway hopping on TikTok early and doing a lot of
content they were doing elsewhere there, and they got mega famous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, smart eddy Play just thought be real was gonna
be my ticket.
Speaker 2: Let's be real.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was some social media that I think it was
maybe a year or two ago, but it was like
it's so stupid. It was like, uh, it would yell
at you to like take a photo now, like no planning,
like be real. I think it would take like a
front and a bag photo. I can't remember. I can't remember,
you're sleeping.
Speaker 8: It wakes you up in the middle of the night,
yelling at you, cub I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to. I downloaded it, and then I don't
think I ever uh, And then I think the first
time he yelled at me to take a picture, I was.
Speaker 6: Like, what, No, I don't I don't feel like this
is at all actually what am I doing? Real? Uh?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go ahead and uh talk more about
shucking with Rhett Lewis as he laid out all of
the connections that Tyler Shak has in Orange, why you
should be so excited that he's gonna be wearing the
fight away.
Speaker 11: So now let's use six degrees of Kevin Bacon to
paint six degrees Tyler Shuck might end up.
Speaker 12: Being like sixteen. Actually.
Speaker 11: Tyler Shuck, who of course was drafted by the New
Orleans Saints at number forty overall, you've probably heard by
now that he spent seven years in college football four
degrees in three different destinations, starting at Oregon eighteen through
twenty Texas Tech, then for three years finishing.
Speaker 12: Up at Louisville. Let's start with Oregon, no, shall we were?
Speaker 11: Of course, he played with Justin Perbert True, who, of
course now is one of the most elite quarterbacks in
the NFL. Who then, when he was with the LA Chargers,
was actually coached at one point by Kellen Moore, the
OC then now, of course, the Saints head coach. Let's
get her another Oregon connection here. Speaking of connection, he's
actually thrown to this guy before. Juwan Johnson was a
wide receiver for the Oregon Ducks back in twenty nineteen.
Is now the tight end for the New Orleans Saints,
actually playing on his third contract. Let's then go to
another tight end connection, because isn't that fun?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 11: How about Maliky mataval right, who finished his career at
UCLA but actually had a recruiting visit to Oregon in
which Tyler Shuck was actually a part of it. These
guys then reconnected at the Senior Bowl down in Mobile,
where they were teammates guess what teammates again, because Mataval
was the seventh round pick of the Saints.
Speaker 12: All right, let's go back.
Speaker 11: How about one more little connection here, fun one Ugo
Amadi twenty eighteen was on that Oregon roster with your
rushman Tyler shuck is now a member of the New
Orleans Saints. And one final one Tyler's wife Jordan grew
up in Eugene, Oregon. Okay, also the hometown of Saints
GM Nikki Loomis.
Speaker 9: What it was?
Speaker 12: Another last where?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 11: He kept covered Hey Organs from you? J moved to
Texas Tech? Shall we Texas Tech? Twenty one to twenty
three went to the Manning Passing Academy. Also ended up
there after or before his final season at Louisville.
Speaker 12: So at Nanny the Manning Pass.
Speaker 11: Academy, he was able to meet Archie Manning, right legendary
state first family of football there the patriarch in New.
Speaker 12: Orleans Peyton Manning there as well.
Speaker 11: They both actually texted him right after he was selected
fortieth overall. Pass Academy is actually held in Thibodeaux, Louisiana,
sure where Yambrell State.
Speaker 12: Is the primary college there.
Speaker 11: In Thibodau colonel met his QB trainer from QB country,
Landry Klawn, helped him get his draft stock up, and then.
Speaker 12: Landry was actually a quarterback in Nickel State.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 12: Another one for you there, here's a fun one.
Speaker 11: Z q Zaye CBD was an offensive analyst at Texas
Tech while Shuck was there. Now the college scouting coordinator
in New Orleans who.
Speaker 12: Was asitive influence on his selection there by the Saints.
Speaker 11: And let's just finish it off from Louisville, so Quincy,
his teammate was drafted in the fourth round by the Saints.
I think the stars are aligning and a star is
born with Shuck in the Saints.
Speaker 2: Let's go that boy. Well yes, hell, yes, dude, there
you go. If you weren't excited about chucking the Saints before,
you absolutely should be.
Speaker 4: Now that was amazing. That was really well done, very
always sunny coated. When Pepe Silva Sylvia.
Speaker 2: So good, Charlie spinning everybody's mailer.
Speaker 3: They keep asking me were all the mail is? I
don't know, you could tell.
Speaker 6: Shout out, Matsy said, surprise. He pronounced Thibodeau right. Red
Lewis is from New Orleans. Yeah, went to high school
in New Orleans, so I'm not surprised.
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I think maybe it's all that crap. Mm hmm. Sorry
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Speaker 4: I think I said this, I was like a.
Speaker 6: Well done, well done.
Speaker 2: But so the other day we learned that every individual
cashw grows on an apple, which is crazy, crazy crazy.
Speaker 3: So what happens so the apples?
Speaker 2: Well, in India, I've at least learned one thing that
has done with them.
Speaker 3: They make a liquor called go check out this video.
Speaker 2: The name.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't taste the Goa.
Speaker 2: It tastes like so in the video, they're they're sitting there,
they're smashing the apples at their feet that they're taking
that big pulpy mess and they make it into like
a little mound and they put rocks on top of
a juice it further and then you ferment the juice
and uh, it can be fermented into iraq, which is
ten to fifty percent alcohol, and then you distill it
into finfinni, which is forty to forty five percent alcohol.
Organic spirits made without preservatives. And it's not un hygienic.
I don't know why pointed that out in the video.
It's not hygenic. And it got like it got like
heritage drink. I know, yeah, it got like heritage drink status,
which means it's kind of like protected as a traditional
way I think of making the liquor or something. I
don't know exactly what it means. Hard looking, it up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, shut out, go dude.
Speaker 2: Humans never failed to amaze me with the things they
come up with.
Speaker 8: What too, nothing, I'm just reading some of the chat.
Speaker 2: Uh, they're probably yeah racist. If I had to guess,
how about this was that music Indian?
Speaker 4: I would I would assume so, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Kind of.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that though.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just so guilty of when I think
about any culture, we only hear like Bollywood type stuff.
But like that almost had like a mariachi like almost
even a little bit country like old school sort of feeling.
Speaker 3: I loved that song. Whatever that was French poopy foot
pressed Apple liquors.
Speaker 2: Uh, whatever, dude, you would you tell me that final
product didn't look good.
Speaker 4: It looked a little refreshing with.
Speaker 3: A little celery song in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, why are we acting like they don't stomp grapes
for wine?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Exactly, good call on, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: They do that.
Speaker 3: How do we give me the grape? Give me the grape?
Stopping lady, the one that falls?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh amazing, one of the most famous internet videos
of all time, one of the biggest YouTube early YouTube
videos of all time. Damn t Pop called all of
us racist no context. I did. I apologize. That's right,
that's true.
Speaker 4: Maybe you assuming that it was racist is racist?
Speaker 2: True? I told myself, yeah you did. Ah hoisted on
my own petard. It sucks.
Speaker 3: I'm an idiot. I'm a petard.
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to pull the trigger on it.
Speaker 6: I wanted to. Uh.
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Speaker 2: If you watch Grape Lady with no sound, you're an
idiot because wait until you hear it.
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don't know. This is one of the most legendary YouTube
videos of all time. Give me Great Lady? Would sad
with grapes?
Speaker 2: What kind of grapes?
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On Saturday.
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Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun a whole day.
Speaker 5: Stop.
Speaker 12: Oh hell hell, hells up.
Speaker 2: She's actually hurt.
Speaker 10: Yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 2: She made that sat.
Speaker 3: Apparently she like broke a couple of ribs.
Speaker 5: They kept it there so long they did someone to
throw back to the studio.
Speaker 2: She looks like she's actually her coming up next.
Speaker 3: What you should be thinking about this holiday season?
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Speaker 8: Like big Fae trying to rush the pass.
Speaker 2: The best part of his stop and she tries to
get in a cheeky little she tries to get cheeky
little extra stop.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 8: How happy was the other lady?
Speaker 10: Like she's trying to She's trying to fake here out
instant karma.
Speaker 5: Oh man, can't when you get the wind knocked out
of you, though, you really can't.
Speaker 2: Straight up win immediately like got the wind knocked ever
broke her rims?
Speaker 3: Like yeah she is.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, they took so long to take it off.
Speaker 3: Give me one more time, Give it to me one
more time.
Speaker 2: But it looks way too old that the footage does.
Hate that.
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filled with Shamberston Grape the winner this Saturday or something,
eating international foods, having wine tours and tasting then your
tours seminars are a whole day.
Speaker 3: How the ground so hard?
Speaker 2: She definitely hit rid first?
Speaker 4: No, she's actually first, No, I think she is.
Speaker 12: She took a hard fall off there.
Speaker 2: Okay, gosh, I hope she's okay.
Speaker 4: I hope she's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, he says, early nineties, late eighties.
Speaker 3: No, bro, this video is like two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 4: The upload.
Speaker 2: Let's see. And even though this is probably a re upload,
at this point, it sounds original. Okay, let me see.
Speaker 8: Fourteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Oh so this has me re upload though, because it
was when I was in high school.
Speaker 3: What how many views does this one have?
Speaker 8: This one was like seven mil?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: Be the originally. God, oh man, what a great video,
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Speaker 8: Little twenty mil from like seventeen years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's getting closer.
Speaker 2: That's getting closer for sure.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: That was at some winery in Georgia. I can't remember
which one it was, what the name of it is. Anyway,
it doesn't matter, all right when we get back, Yeah exactly,
Mattie says, I looked it up, JACKSI broke several rips.
I mean definitely, that's that sound. That sound was also
upon watching that taking time she clearly she clearly uh
lands rib first, you know what I'm saying, Like like
hard right on the corner.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's a long fall down.
Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Right welcome back to off the bench, where the takes
are hot and the sports talk is questionable.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, now a meal's just sitting here catching strays
in the uh in the chat.
Speaker 3: Love itll beIN that's what.
Speaker 2: That's what chat said.
Speaker 6: Yeah, where's he been?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: To go to don Juan or anything anymore.
Speaker 3: N I ain't seen my potton in a minute.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a good song, you know, that Gift for
the boy, the little boy, and he's like dancing it
sounds it looks like in a club and he has
glasses on it like this.
Speaker 4: Yeah that kids, How this song makes me feel?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah. I saw a video with him as an
adult the other day.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's always interesting to see, uh, to see how little
kid memes grow up. The bucktooth girl, so a picture
of her not too long ago?
Speaker 6: Then't the guy who does like the kid who's like
side eye on the camera.
Speaker 3: Which one.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I forgot about little Tario fine.
Speaker 6: Uh gosh, little chubby kidd he's like looking at the camera.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And the Popeyes with the cup Yeah yeah, yes that
is I think.
Speaker 6: So he plays college football somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because you got the n I L deal.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Whenever I want to use that. Whenever I use that,
when I use it, I look up Little Tarrio.
Speaker 2: Maybe it is Ontario. I knows.
Speaker 6: Ryan.
Speaker 2: Ye, that's the Onario.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing. My favorite thing that Ryan told me
one time about playing for the Cubs was, uh, your team,
he used to my team, Yeah, he used to. He
lived so it's in that neighborhood whatever, And he lived
in the neighborhood and he used to walk to the
game with the Sammy Sosa jersey on, and he said
nobody would notice him because he just looks like a tiny,
regular white guy wearing Sammy jersey. So he was the
starting shortstop for the Cubs. For the team walking through,
it's like Clark Kent stuff, you know, like put on
the glasses. He can't be Superman. Why is he walking
down here with us? So Altario had to do was
throwing a Sosa jersey and nobody realizes they're walking next
to their shorting starting shortstop.
Speaker 8: Day State champion.
Speaker 3: So that's not Littleterio.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 8: I don't think so well.
Speaker 5: I think maybe it's not. Maybe you're right, maybe it's not.
Because the video that the gift comes from. The guy
that's recording him is like, oh kill him, oh kill.
Speaker 2: Him, looks like yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Which that's another
thing that at the time we were like, oh, this
is funny.
Speaker 3: You can't just film somebody's kid.
Speaker 2: You can't just film a kid like that and say
that that's crazy.
Speaker 3: But so the Internet can be weird.
Speaker 2: But sometimes I love the Internet, and I was made
aware of some reverse cultural osmosis I don't know that
I knew about yesterday.
Speaker 3: Now do you all know what a web is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like an anime, like a white American, just an
American who like desperately.
Speaker 3: You wear no We've.
Speaker 2: That definitely wants to be Japanese, right, loves anime, all
that loves Japanese culture. Uh well, apparently there's a there's
a huge wild West loving Japanese community as well, like
reverse web, like like Japanese people who desperately want to
be cowboys.
Speaker 4: Have you seen that Texas bar?
Speaker 12: They have?
Speaker 3: I've seen the Texas Bar.
Speaker 2: And then last night I saw this video of this
dude practicing quick drawing pistol tricks with a six shooter.
Speaker 3: Check this out, dude, This dude is too smooth with
it right.
Speaker 4: Here, you saying, check out this gun.
Speaker 3: Watch this.
Speaker 2: I mean that is as m Mar's mood. Back into
the back into the holster there.
Speaker 6: God, So my dad has this.
Speaker 3: He can do that, He can do that.
Speaker 2: I used to I used to practice because you know,
back in the day, we used to have good toy
pistols growing up. Like I had to medal, like toy
six shooter, a couple of them, and I used to
practice all the time, and I never got it anywhere.
This smooth dude.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So you know my dad, y'all, y'all know this,
his city policeman for like thirty years and never retires.
He always goes and finds somewhere to police. Like he
used to like wear his holsters so low like a
cowboy and everybody get hell.
Speaker 2: But like he that's the way.
Speaker 3: He wore it.
Speaker 6: And he he would have, you know, a six shooter
on his hip along with his block, and he was
gonna have both of them on there. Yeah, and he
was gonna he could do all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've actually I've seen a competition video with the
Japanese guy do it even crazier. I don't know why
it hit me different this time around. But it just
made me very happy. Right in a cynical age where
the internet is so everybody's at each other's throats and
you know, and and it's like wars, teariffs, all this
sort of stuff. It makes me happy that like this
is what the internet's good at, connecting communities that would
have never otherwise been connected, and strengthening those communities. Shout
out to our western, loving Eastern brethren, We love you.
Speaker 3: What are y'all laughing about?
Speaker 2: So hard? Back? Which?
Speaker 10: Which it depends on which comment? Actually you know you?
Actually you know what? I don't want to say either the.
Speaker 4: One I'm laughing. I can't say cancer?
Speaker 2: Am I gonna get? Am I hoisting myself once again
on my own Patard? If I guess it, it's racist?
Speaker 8: No, you were You're good?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 3: One for two guys.
Speaker 8: Actually you were right the first time. You were right
the first time I wanted.
Speaker 3: You did get completely.
Speaker 8: You were two for toom Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, dude.
Speaker 3: So y'all just pissed the.
Speaker 5: Sure to think that the comments were racist, even though
they were.
Speaker 3: I I somewhat agre.
Speaker 2: I somewhat agree, I know, because yes, because that means
you're kind of thinking it as well, like interior. Yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 10: You're like, clearly I know what comments you made because
I was thinking you made it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, look, dude, what are you gonna finish
that thought?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 2: This video is not this, No, but some of the
Indian street food videos are insane.
Speaker 4: All the bugs flying around. It's actually it's actually just toenails.
Speaker 2: Pretty crazy, pretty Crazy's too many humans? There's way too
many humans in the earth.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 2: Anyway, how do we transition out of this one?
Speaker 4: Say? We got asked the bench next.
Speaker 2: I'm to be hitting the old dusty trail. Ask the
bench coming up next?
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Speaker 3: I have to help the side on our Missippi summer trip.
Speaker 2: Gulfport Bay, Saint Louis, Biloxi E Ocean Springs, Bay Saint Louis.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go Ocean Springs in honor of my boy
Dick Dixon.
Speaker 2: Literally all I know about Ocean Springs, that's all you
need to know.
Speaker 4: I've never been to any of those places.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, I just got a text here, Jael,
I get this ready to go. So Taylor's mom just
sent me a message and she said, it's some audio
that I'm gonna want to hear. Go ahead and play.
Speaker 14: This starting around the area. Okay, now you're cus. I
was searching around the mom.
Speaker 5: Mom, I was searching around.
Speaker 14: The internet, and all of a sudden, I was downloading
this thing and I got a computer virus.
Speaker 12: I want to see it.
Speaker 4: Told me what you were downloading?
Speaker 14: I randomly I already got with tige lad as the virus.
Oh my god, Mom, I had a computer virus. And
I got scared that I had the virus.
Speaker 4: And when I was getting out of my.
Speaker 14: Chair, my pants were slipping and I was pulling them
off and getting back on the chairs. I got scared
and and my pants slipped down a little, and I
was pulling them off.
Speaker 7: Mom, I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 12: I am serious. I'm serious.
Speaker 8: I had a virus.
Speaker 2: Virus.
Speaker 3: Your mom's still mad you.
Speaker 6: We we got past it, okay, man, How young were you?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: It seemed like you were young to be getting virus.
Speaker 2: Then my pants slipped down and I got scared just
trying to get out of the chair.
Speaker 3: It was a fair Boner, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's some good audio Taylor found us earlier.
I've never heard that before.
Speaker 8: Oh man, I've first time I saw those fight ten
years ago.
Speaker 3: Top tier.
Speaker 10: Excuse well, when you told us, when you told us
last night, you were like, yeah, something's up of a
computer and I'm thinking, I'm like, ups, probably got a
virus or something.
Speaker 8: And that's the video I thought of.
Speaker 12: That was the.
Speaker 6: Family computer growing up. The things he did to that.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, that's a different time, for sure, for sure. No,
it was never much of a uh downloader. God these.
Speaker 3: Ask the bench.
Speaker 2: Who wins in a fight? Honey Badger or Jameis Winston
Honey Badger?
Speaker 3: Come on even close?
Speaker 2: Actually, it's the best Asian accent on the OTV cast
Alandi go first.
Speaker 4: Bro canceled so bad I did a Pakistan one yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least you pronounce it correctly.
Speaker 2: Shut up us. Ask the bench, Bob, when you inevitably
select l s U to beat Clemson, to go eleven
to one, but neither come to fruition. Well, you again
promised not to hype the team up prior to this
scene like previous years. No, I like the goofy meme,
I'll left him do it again. Okay, don't tempt me.
Speaker 3: As the man.
Speaker 2: Did you have to start a franchise? Are you picking
Steamy Willing Beaman, Shane Falco or someone else?
Speaker 8: Real they Beaman Beaman probably.
Speaker 3: Gotta go Willie dude. Shane Falco is a cheating, cheater
and a quitter?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Cheater? Isn't that what he got in trouble?
Speaker 6: In college?
Speaker 3: Where didn't he throw the Oh.
Speaker 8: That's longest yard?
Speaker 2: With Paul Crew?
Speaker 8: Shane Falco was the replacements with Keanu Reeves. He just
had a really awful.
Speaker 3: Game against He did an awful game, but he cheated.
Speaker 6: They played for a state.
Speaker 8: Maybe he played for a hot state.
Speaker 3: Either one.
Speaker 8: He had an awful sugar bowl.
Speaker 3: I deleted the virus.
Speaker 2: I love that video.
Speaker 4: My question is like, who is recording that and then
posted on the internet. If it's the mom, that's weird.
Speaker 8: More than likely it was the dad, still weird.
Speaker 2: Maybe something on the computer.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I was a dad, I might want
to film.
Speaker 4: Something like that and then post it on the internet.
Speaker 3: In an earlier age.
Speaker 2: Days, not nowadays audio, earlier age, I could see it,
like we said, dude. It's like that dude, call that
that little kid at Popeyes. There's a different time. We
did not fully understand the ramifications of the internet.
Speaker 3: Older brother. Oh that that that makes a lot of sense.
Half the Spanish. Her mother says, that's an older brother,
except that you should have heard like a.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It wasn't a virus.
Speaker 3: All right, have a great Friday, guys. We'll see you
on Monday.
Speaker 1: Off the bench.