Speaker 1: Welcome back to the events center. We are mere days
Speaker 1: away until you can vote in the TLFX Games, a
Speaker 1: thirty two men tournament and women tournament celebrating ten years
Speaker 1: of the Lapsed Fan to determine King of the Cast,
Speaker 1: the greatest character Lapsed Fan history. It's all brought to
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Speaker 1: The Garage is always open and soon we'll be open
Speaker 1: for your votes as we'll be hearing from all the
Speaker 1: participants here in the TLFX Games event Center. The superstars
Speaker 1: will be campaigning for your vote the selection season right
Speaker 1: here on the main feed. Again, keep your eyes peeled
Speaker 1: in the coming weeks to the laps fans X page
Speaker 1: at the Lapsed Fan will be able to vote on
Speaker 1: who advances and ultimately who will be crowned King of
Speaker 1: that fucking Cast. This week is a battle of nonchalance
Speaker 1: in Texas discipline as lapsed Kevin Natch faces off against
Speaker 1: lapsed Fritz Van Eric.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just sitting around wondering exactly what it
Speaker 2: is that's fucking going on, and I gotta, you know,
Speaker 2: take the take on fucking Fritz Van Eric. Okay, you know,
Speaker 2: but I'll tell you one thing. I don't mind fucking
Speaker 2: telling you that. I'll be the King of the cast easy,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you the exact road that I'll take
Speaker 2: to get there. Number one Fritz one, two three, jack
Speaker 2: knife fucking done, easy as pumpkin pie, you know. Next up,
Speaker 2: I'll take on Lenny Pofo. I say, fuck it, Lenny Pofo.
Speaker 2: Go back to school, all right, take some fine arts courses. Hell,
Speaker 2: I'll be your fucking professor if it need be. He's
Speaker 2: out of the way. Next up, me and Big Sid. Hey,
Speaker 2: you know the rematch everyone fucking wanted Me and Sid
Speaker 2: work in the power bomb circuit. Hey, you know that's
Speaker 2: the easy path. Take a right down on Sid Boom,
Speaker 2: big boot pin. The motherfucker call it a day. And
Speaker 2: that leads me down to I don't mind telling you this.
Speaker 2: He'll be Jesse, all right. Me and Jesse going one
Speaker 2: on one, big fan dream match. You know he can
Speaker 2: just munch down on his enchiladas. I'll sip a nap,
Speaker 2: a nap, a cab or a fucking pino. I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit. And then when it comes to the finals,
Speaker 2: me and Hulk easy, you know. And I've been waiting
Speaker 2: for my win back on the fucking finger pok a doom,
Speaker 2: So fuck it.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's like anything else as it regards Lapskevin Nash,
Speaker 1: who's leaving no room for surprises as he predicts precisely
Speaker 1: how the tlf X games will play out. We'll be
Speaker 1: watching closely. His opponent, however, has something to say about
Speaker 1: that course of events. In this next encounter, Fritz Vanierk
Speaker 1: offers his perspective on how he'll combat Big Sexy.
Speaker 3: I know all about Kevin Nash. I've seen Kevin Nash.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what he does, I know exactly how
Speaker 3: nonchalot he is. But I can tell you one thing
Speaker 3: he does not understand, and that is Dallas, Texas. He
Speaker 3: may know how to get down to Dallas, Texas, but
Speaker 3: he does not know how to drive around here. And
Speaker 3: I can tell you one thing. I'm going to take
Speaker 3: him to Lake Dallas, and I'm going to drown him
Speaker 3: in theyddamn in the goddamn lake and put him right
Speaker 3: next to my sons. And I can guarantee you this
Speaker 3: lapse Nash is going to live twenty five years in
Speaker 3: his sixty five years.
Speaker 1: Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,
Speaker 1: August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X
Speaker 1: account at the Lapsed fan for your opportunity to vote
Speaker 1: on who advances to the King of the Cast.