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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the events center. We are mere days

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<v Speaker 1>away until you can vote in the TLFX Games, a

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<v Speaker 1>thirty two men tournament and women tournament celebrating ten years

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<v Speaker 1>of the Lapsed Fan to determine King of the Cast,

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest character Lapsed Fan history. It's all brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by our friends at Garage Beer small Batch Light Beer.

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<v Speaker 1>The Garage is always open and soon we'll be open

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<v Speaker 1>for your votes as we'll be hearing from all the

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<v Speaker 1>participants here in the TLFX Games event Center. The superstars

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<v Speaker 1>will be campaigning for your vote the selection season right

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<v Speaker 1>here on the main feed. Again, keep your eyes peeled

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<v Speaker 1>in the coming weeks to the laps fans X page

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<v Speaker 1>at the Lapsed Fan will be able to vote on

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<v Speaker 1>who advances and ultimately who will be crowned King of

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<v Speaker 1>that fucking Cast. This week is a battle of nonchalance

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<v Speaker 1>in Texas discipline as lapsed Kevin Natch faces off against

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<v Speaker 1>lapsed Fritz Van Eric.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm just sitting around wondering exactly what it

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<v Speaker 2>is that's fucking going on, and I gotta, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>take the take on fucking Fritz Van Eric. Okay, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll tell you one thing. I don't mind fucking

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<v Speaker 2>telling you that. I'll be the King of the cast easy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll tell you the exact road that I'll take

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<v Speaker 2>to get there. Number one Fritz one, two three, jack

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<v Speaker 2>knife fucking done, easy as pumpkin pie, you know. Next up,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take on Lenny Pofo. I say, fuck it, Lenny Pofo.

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<v Speaker 2>Go back to school, all right, take some fine arts courses. Hell,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be your fucking professor if it need be. He's

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<v Speaker 2>out of the way. Next up, me and Big Sid. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the rematch everyone fucking wanted Me and Sid

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<v Speaker 2>work in the power bomb circuit. Hey, you know that's

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<v Speaker 2>the easy path. Take a right down on Sid Boom,

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<v Speaker 2>big boot pin. The motherfucker call it a day. And

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<v Speaker 2>that leads me down to I don't mind telling you this.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be Jesse, all right. Me and Jesse going one

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<v Speaker 2>on one, big fan dream match. You know he can

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<v Speaker 2>just munch down on his enchiladas. I'll sip a nap,

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<v Speaker 2>a nap, a cab or a fucking pino. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>give a shit. And then when it comes to the finals,

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<v Speaker 2>me and Hulk easy, you know. And I've been waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for my win back on the fucking finger pok a doom,

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<v Speaker 2>So fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently it's like anything else as it regards Lapskevin Nash,

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<v Speaker 1>who's leaving no room for surprises as he predicts precisely

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<v Speaker 1>how the tlf X games will play out. We'll be

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<v Speaker 1>watching closely. His opponent, however, has something to say about

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<v Speaker 1>that course of events. In this next encounter, Fritz Vanierk

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<v Speaker 1>offers his perspective on how he'll combat Big Sexy.

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<v Speaker 3>I know all about Kevin Nash. I've seen Kevin Nash.

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<v Speaker 3>I know exactly what he does, I know exactly how

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<v Speaker 3>nonchalot he is. But I can tell you one thing

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<v Speaker 3>he does not understand, and that is Dallas, Texas. He

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<v Speaker 3>may know how to get down to Dallas, Texas, but

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<v Speaker 3>he does not know how to drive around here. And

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you one thing. I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 3>him to Lake Dallas, and I'm going to drown him

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<v Speaker 3>in theyddamn in the goddamn lake and put him right

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<v Speaker 3>next to my sons. And I can guarantee you this

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<v Speaker 3>lapse Nash is going to live twenty five years in

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<v Speaker 3>his sixty five years.

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<v Speaker 1>Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed fans X

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<v Speaker 1>account at the Lapsed fan for your opportunity to vote

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<v Speaker 1>on who advances to the King of the Cast.