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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one to one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots all right. Hey, another quick reminder.

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<v Speaker 2>If you'd like to try to win yourself Trans Siberian

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<v Speaker 2>Orchestra tickets for there Orlando appearance coming up in December

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<v Speaker 2>at the Key of Center, you can take a shot

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<v Speaker 2>at that by voting for you. Say we played this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>you get about fifteen minutes to swing by our jar

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page to do so.

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<v Speaker 3>Three songs from Avenged Sevenfold we have Backcountry Hailed to

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<v Speaker 3>the King are Almost Easy. One with the most votes

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<v Speaker 3>is played at nine.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we'll randomly pick one of you give you

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<v Speaker 2>TSO tickets. That's how that deal works.

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<v Speaker 3>We spind the random wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sure if you've listened to the show for

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<v Speaker 2>more than two seconds, you know that Taco and I

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<v Speaker 2>are both carnivores. Yeah, heg meat. You can bet your

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<v Speaker 2>bottom dollar vegetables too, me too. I usually have both

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<v Speaker 2>on my plates. You can bet your bottom dollar when

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<v Speaker 2>you see something I spot something called meat Carnival. It's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get my attention.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this like a meat fair? Almost?

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<v Speaker 2>Believe it or not, this is something you're doing in

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<v Speaker 2>the San Francisco Bay Area.

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<v Speaker 3>Really.

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<v Speaker 2>Area chefs have been renting out this warehouse space in

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<v Speaker 2>which they have built an eight foot live fire table

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<v Speaker 2>and each have a section to cook on and they

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<v Speaker 2>collect a one time admission at the door for a

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<v Speaker 2>limited number of folks for these meat carnival gatherings, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's all you can eat. You step right up and

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<v Speaker 2>you move from station to station. You're one on one

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<v Speaker 2>with the chef and the other people in your group,

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<v Speaker 2>and they just whip up all sorts of meat type

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<v Speaker 2>dishes and slap it down right there in front of

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<v Speaker 2>you and have at it as much as you want.

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<v Speaker 2>One little interesting catch here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's bring your own tael for the meat sweats.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no silverware. Oh really, you go at it barbaric

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<v Speaker 3>cave man style. Baby. This is like remember when the

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<v Speaker 3>the ribbis they were having the sales on those and

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<v Speaker 3>then the whole beef tenderlines. Remember that time? Yep? And uh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is when we all ate so much meat that

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<v Speaker 3>I actually dig get the meat sweats.

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<v Speaker 2>These are all really good cuts and dishes. There are

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of Mediterranean inspired dishes and featuring tri tip, ribbis, brisket,

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<v Speaker 2>wagoo war because they're chefs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's so uh, you're not gonna cook you crap

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<v Speaker 3>steak meat carnival. Man, how about your tickets that it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't say meat Carnival price.

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<v Speaker 2>Every twenty five to thirty minutes, a chef presents a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new dish. You can except to sixty different things

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<v Speaker 2>in one meat Carnival.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all about, you know, having a nice steak or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't know. If I'd go to the meat

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<v Speaker 3>Carnival with your pet, I wouldn't get my money away.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just telling you, I wouldn't get my Money's sure

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<v Speaker 3>there's some cold beer you can enjoy there, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I'd be bloated on beer. Meat Carnival admission price. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I was taken a little while on that one. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>you want to buy tickets for m Eat Carnival one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and ninety five bucks per participant total three hundred

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<v Speaker 3>if you are three ninety, I guess if you get

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<v Speaker 3>you know you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sixty different dishes all you can eat, good stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat, you can do it. Oh hell, yeah, I could

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<v Speaker 3>do it. So where what do you find a sam

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<v Speaker 3>fram for meat? Carnival.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know you were that way, Lynch, no idea, silly.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quality cuts of beef. Well each is on there,

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<v Speaker 3>but whatever you call them there, Bud, Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 3>it listed. Is too VIP ticket pat uh one per participant.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you add that to the one ninety five.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of eating, you know the miracle of Jesus multiplying

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<v Speaker 2>the fishes and the loaves and feeding the masses.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, definitely before you talk about Jesus because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to. Somebody said, by the way, don't miss

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<v Speaker 3>Google Meat Festival San Francisco. You had me until San France. Carnival.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, leave it to a group of scientists to try

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<v Speaker 2>to throw a wet blanket on Jesus's miraculous catch of

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<v Speaker 2>the fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do it, guys and ladies. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>They say it doesn't involve miracles. They have done research

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<v Speaker 2>and published a paper in some journal. The group described

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<v Speaker 2>their study of natural fish die offs in Lake Kinneret,

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<v Speaker 2>which is believed to be the biblical Sea of Galilee

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned in the Bible, where the fishes thing happened. They

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<v Speaker 2>went out there present day and took like temperature readings

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<v Speaker 2>at different depths and stuff, and have noted that over

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<v Speaker 2>the years there have been numerous instances of fish kills

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<v Speaker 2>there because at the lower levels the water is very

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<v Speaker 2>very cold and lacks oxygen, and sometimes that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>forces the fish up to the warmer layer of water

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<v Speaker 2>and at times will completely overtake the warmer layer of water,

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<v Speaker 2>dropping oxygen levels to where it produces a fish kill.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're saying it was no miracle, it just happened

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<v Speaker 2>to be a well time fish kill.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, do you scientists find something else to study. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure there's a grant you can get. Don't mess with

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<v Speaker 3>the Bible and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I also don't think the water temperatures in Lake Kinneret

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<v Speaker 2>are anywhere near what they've maybe worked two thousand years ago. Heck,

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<v Speaker 2>I bet the size of the water body itself is

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<v Speaker 2>vastly different.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, come on, they've done wreck They've wrecked it over

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<v Speaker 3>there like we have here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. Are you ready for a quick but really

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<v Speaker 2>to the point headline of the week contender?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, let me write it down quick. I like

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<v Speaker 3>that it's less to write down, and then we'll compare

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<v Speaker 3>this one with the one from earlier. Go ahead in

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<v Speaker 3>the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Four men use gun to steal a ski mask. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing it in the wrong order here, guys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you got a back riso. Four men use gun to

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<v Speaker 2>steal a ski mask. This happened somewhere in Oak Park.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where the hell oak Park is.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I'm sorry, but that cannot win.

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<v Speaker 2>The men attempted to purchase a Nike ski mask. The

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<v Speaker 2>Oak Park resident declined, and the men stole the ski

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<v Speaker 2>mask while one of them split of firearm. We'll get

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<v Speaker 2>that sche mask. Yet the men left in a black suv.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay estimated loss for so four men use gun to

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<v Speaker 2>steal ski mask. That's your first headline. Let me remind

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<v Speaker 2>you of the earlier in the week headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>These are just contenders at this point, as we are

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<v Speaker 2>just at Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 3>This one is knocking your your one that you just

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<v Speaker 3>gave out Police confident death of headless man was hit

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<v Speaker 3>by a bus. I don't think that was exactly it,

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<v Speaker 3>but that's the gist of that. When they're alone like that,

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<v Speaker 3>when they're really long after I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think it was I think it was police declare headless

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<v Speaker 2>man dead who had been hit by bus.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Play's confident death of headless man hit

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<v Speaker 3>by a busy rest in pieces hocky.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a Bob World Order or Bob World Order

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<v Speaker 2>minded individuals really starting to step up to the plate

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<v Speaker 2>here you said this story and the actual video of

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<v Speaker 2>the incident on our Facebook page. A guy crashed his

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<v Speaker 2>rented cyber truck, his Tesla cyber truck into a porch

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<v Speaker 2>pirate who had just snatched a package off of someone

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<v Speaker 2>stoop in his neighborhood and got into a getaway car

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<v Speaker 2>and we're trying to take off. He rammed the cyber truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he mean to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he had used the truck on the car sharing

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<v Speaker 2>app Turrow, which he says, I guess I'm gonna find

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<v Speaker 2>out how their insurance is.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, look at the front of that car. It

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<v Speaker 3>almost it's so smashed up that it almost makes it

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<v Speaker 3>look better. Those cars are god awful looking up. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sorry he did manage to run the porch pirate right

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<v Speaker 3>into a tree. Well, yeah, that's some Bob World Order world.

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<v Speaker 2>No word on what was in the package that was

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<v Speaker 2>stolen from the neighbor's porch. You call what I said, right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's some Bob world order, and that you think those

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<v Speaker 2>cyber trucks are ugly?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I said, the smashing end to them actually made

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<v Speaker 3>it look better those things.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking to the insurance on them, I'm sure it's crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're supposed to be a bitch to fix as well,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm sure that that thing's totaled out buzzly.

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<v Speaker 3>They cost like one hundred k.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're expensive as hell. And you know if look,

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<v Speaker 2>if that's your thing and you want one of those,

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<v Speaker 2>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's so, I'm not going to poop bool all over.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying it. They're odd to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know that that thing is shaped exactly like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, whenever you watch like a sci fi type

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<v Speaker 2>show or movie that's trying to depict things, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>fifty sixty seventy one hundred years down the road, that is,

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<v Speaker 2>can you imagine every vehicle you're looking at right now

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<v Speaker 2>in your commute to wherever you're headed.

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<v Speaker 3>Was one of those like that style? And And hey,

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<v Speaker 3>what I was saying that I think they're ugly. Please

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<v Speaker 3>don't take that wrong. I drive a car that belongs

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<v Speaker 3>to my daughter named Big Blue and it has the

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<v Speaker 3>bad pain on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do hear that the cyber trucks have a bitch

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<v Speaker 2>and sound system, though we dutchy R R