Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one to one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: So I'm sure if you've listened to the show for
Speaker 2: more than two seconds, you know that Taco and I
Speaker 2: are both carnivores. Yeah, heg meat. You can bet your
Speaker 2: bottom dollar vegetables too, me too. I usually have both
Speaker 2: on my plates. You can bet your bottom dollar when
Speaker 2: you see something I spot something called meat Carnival. It's
Speaker 2: gonna get my attention.
Speaker 3: Is this like a meat fair? Almost?
Speaker 2: Believe it or not, this is something you're doing in
Speaker 2: the San Francisco Bay Area.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Area chefs have been renting out this warehouse space in
Speaker 2: which they have built an eight foot live fire table
Speaker 2: and each have a section to cook on and they
Speaker 2: collect a one time admission at the door for a
Speaker 2: limited number of folks for these meat carnival gatherings, and
Speaker 2: it's all you can eat. You step right up and
Speaker 2: you move from station to station. You're one on one
Speaker 2: with the chef and the other people in your group,
Speaker 2: and they just whip up all sorts of meat type
Speaker 2: dishes and slap it down right there in front of
Speaker 2: you and have at it as much as you want.
Speaker 2: One little interesting catch here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bring your own tael for the meat sweats.
Speaker 3: There's no silverware. Oh really, you go at it barbaric
Speaker 3: cave man style. Baby. This is like remember when the
Speaker 3: the ribbis they were having the sales on those and
Speaker 3: then the whole beef tenderlines. Remember that time? Yep? And uh,
Speaker 3: this is when we all ate so much meat that
Speaker 3: I actually dig get the meat sweats.
Speaker 2: These are all really good cuts and dishes. There are
Speaker 2: a lot of Mediterranean inspired dishes and featuring tri tip, ribbis, brisket,
Speaker 2: wagoo war because they're chefs.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so uh, you're not gonna cook you crap
Speaker 3: steak meat carnival. Man, how about your tickets that it
Speaker 3: doesn't say meat Carnival price.
Speaker 2: Every twenty five to thirty minutes, a chef presents a
Speaker 2: brand new dish. You can except to sixty different things
Speaker 2: in one meat Carnival.
Speaker 3: I'm all about, you know, having a nice steak or whatever,
Speaker 3: But I don't know. If I'd go to the meat
Speaker 3: Carnival with your pet, I wouldn't get my money away.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you, I wouldn't get my Money's sure
Speaker 3: there's some cold beer you can enjoy there, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then I'd be bloated on beer. Meat Carnival admission price. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I was taken a little while on that one. All right,
Speaker 3: you want to buy tickets for m Eat Carnival one
Speaker 3: hundred and ninety five bucks per participant total three hundred
Speaker 3: if you are three ninety, I guess if you get
Speaker 3: you know you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sixty different dishes all you can eat, good stuff.
Speaker 3: Pat, you can do it. Oh hell, yeah, I could
Speaker 3: do it. So where what do you find a sam
Speaker 3: fram for meat? Carnival.
Speaker 2: Didn't know you were that way, Lynch, no idea, silly.
Speaker 3: It's quality cuts of beef. Well each is on there,
Speaker 3: but whatever you call them there, Bud, Yeah, I have
Speaker 3: it listed. Is too VIP ticket pat uh one per participant.
Speaker 3: I guess you add that to the one ninety five.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Speaking of eating, you know the miracle of Jesus multiplying
Speaker 2: the fishes and the loaves and feeding the masses.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, definitely before you talk about Jesus because I
Speaker 3: don't want to. Somebody said, by the way, don't miss
Speaker 3: Google Meat Festival San Francisco. You had me until San France. Carnival.
Speaker 2: Yes, leave it to a group of scientists to try
Speaker 2: to throw a wet blanket on Jesus's miraculous catch of
Speaker 2: the fish.
Speaker 3: Don't do it, guys and ladies. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: They say it doesn't involve miracles. They have done research
Speaker 2: and published a paper in some journal. The group described
Speaker 2: their study of natural fish die offs in Lake Kinneret,
Speaker 2: which is believed to be the biblical Sea of Galilee
Speaker 2: mentioned in the Bible, where the fishes thing happened. They
Speaker 2: went out there present day and took like temperature readings
Speaker 2: at different depths and stuff, and have noted that over
Speaker 2: the years there have been numerous instances of fish kills
Speaker 2: there because at the lower levels the water is very
Speaker 2: very cold and lacks oxygen, and sometimes that you know,
Speaker 2: forces the fish up to the warmer layer of water
Speaker 2: and at times will completely overtake the warmer layer of water,
Speaker 2: dropping oxygen levels to where it produces a fish kill.
Speaker 2: So they're saying it was no miracle, it just happened
Speaker 2: to be a well time fish kill.
Speaker 3: Listen, do you scientists find something else to study. I'm
Speaker 3: sure there's a grant you can get. Don't mess with
Speaker 3: the Bible and stuff.
Speaker 2: I also don't think the water temperatures in Lake Kinneret
Speaker 2: are anywhere near what they've maybe worked two thousand years ago. Heck,
Speaker 2: I bet the size of the water body itself is
Speaker 2: vastly different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, they've done wreck They've wrecked it over
Speaker 3: there like we have here.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Are you ready for a quick but really
Speaker 2: to the point headline of the week contender?
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me write it down quick. I like
Speaker 3: that it's less to write down, and then we'll compare
Speaker 3: this one with the one from earlier. Go ahead in
Speaker 3: the week.
Speaker 2: Four men use gun to steal a ski mask. Wow,
Speaker 2: you're doing it in the wrong order here, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got a back riso. Four men use gun to
Speaker 2: steal a ski mask. This happened somewhere in Oak Park.
Speaker 2: I don't know where the hell oak Park is.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm sorry, but that cannot win.
Speaker 2: The men attempted to purchase a Nike ski mask. The
Speaker 2: Oak Park resident declined, and the men stole the ski
Speaker 2: mask while one of them split of firearm. We'll get
Speaker 2: that sche mask. Yet the men left in a black suv.
Speaker 2: Okay estimated loss for so four men use gun to
Speaker 2: steal ski mask. That's your first headline. Let me remind
Speaker 2: you of the earlier in the week headline of the week.
Speaker 2: These are just contenders at this point, as we are
Speaker 2: just at Wednesday.
Speaker 3: This one is knocking your your one that you just
Speaker 3: gave out Police confident death of headless man was hit
Speaker 3: by a bus. I don't think that was exactly it,
Speaker 3: but that's the gist of that. When they're alone like that,
Speaker 3: when they're really long after I.
Speaker 2: Think it was I think it was police declare headless
Speaker 2: man dead who had been hit by bus.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Play's confident death of headless man hit
Speaker 3: by a busy rest in pieces hocky.
Speaker 2: We got a Bob World Order or Bob World Order
Speaker 2: minded individuals really starting to step up to the plate
Speaker 2: here you said this story and the actual video of
Speaker 2: the incident on our Facebook page. A guy crashed his
Speaker 2: rented cyber truck, his Tesla cyber truck into a porch
Speaker 2: pirate who had just snatched a package off of someone
Speaker 2: stoop in his neighborhood and got into a getaway car
Speaker 2: and we're trying to take off. He rammed the cyber truck.
Speaker 3: Did he mean to do it?
Speaker 2: Yes, he had used the truck on the car sharing
Speaker 2: app Turrow, which he says, I guess I'm gonna find
Speaker 2: out how their insurance is.
Speaker 3: Oh god, look at the front of that car. It
Speaker 3: almost it's so smashed up that it almost makes it
Speaker 3: look better. Those cars are god awful looking up. I'm
Speaker 3: sorry he did manage to run the porch pirate right
Speaker 3: into a tree. Well, yeah, that's some Bob World Order world.
Speaker 2: No word on what was in the package that was
Speaker 2: stolen from the neighbor's porch. You call what I said, right,
Speaker 2: that's some Bob world order, and that you think those
Speaker 2: cyber trucks are ugly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, the smashing end to them actually made
Speaker 3: it look better those things.
Speaker 2: Speaking to the insurance on them, I'm sure it's crazy,
Speaker 2: but they're supposed to be a bitch to fix as well,
Speaker 2: so I'm sure that that thing's totaled out buzzly.
Speaker 3: They cost like one hundred k.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're expensive as hell. And you know if look,
Speaker 2: if that's your thing and you want one of those,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 3: No, that's so, I'm not going to poop bool all over.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it. They're odd to me.
Speaker 2: But you know that that thing is shaped exactly like
Speaker 2: you know, whenever you watch like a sci fi type
Speaker 2: show or movie that's trying to depict things, you know,
Speaker 2: fifty sixty seventy one hundred years down the road, that is,
Speaker 2: can you imagine every vehicle you're looking at right now
Speaker 2: in your commute to wherever you're headed.
Speaker 3: Was one of those like that style? And And hey,
Speaker 3: what I was saying that I think they're ugly. Please
Speaker 3: don't take that wrong. I drive a car that belongs
Speaker 3: to my daughter named Big Blue and it has the
Speaker 3: bad pain on it.
Speaker 2: I do hear that the cyber trucks have a bitch
Speaker 2: and sound system, though we dutchy R R