WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:16.879 Welcome back to the fires Gape cast. It is episode 2 00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:20.679 ninety nine. We are here. It's January twenty seventh or something. 3 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:24.039 I'm Mike Mahardy. Here's always with Dan Riikert. Hello, and 4 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:25.320 Mary Kish. 5 00:00:25.399 --> 00:00:28.359 This is my real voice. Do not be fooled by 6 00:00:28.359 --> 00:00:32.920 the imitators that people have overused in jokes that are over. 7 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:33.560 One year old. 8 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:35.520 Holy shit, Dan, that soundby was perfect. 9 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:38.600 That wasn't on the on the recording. I haven't done 10 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:40.039 it on a podcast in a while. 11 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:45.439 Authentic, true gluten free Mary, it is real. 12 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:49.880 Raw and wait, breebe the opposite of raw. 13 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:51.719 I don't know. 14 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:54.719 Do people have gluten in them just by nature? 15 00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:01.560 I got, oh, yeah, I have to gluten. Yeah, check 16 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:04.680 out both of my glutens. I don't do voices anymore. 17 00:01:04.719 --> 00:01:11.560 We discussed yeah, yeah, gluten. So what's up Dan? You 18 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:12.840 got Harvard floors in that room? 19 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:16.519 Now? Luxury vinyl is I think the technical term. 20 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:20.280 Oh and if anybody, Xana, can you preface a disturbing 21 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.000 noise that people might pick up at some point during 22 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:24.000 this episode? Yeah? 23 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:26.200 You know, sometimes I don't think about things that might 24 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:29.680 be a surprise to people. And I was like, yeah, 25 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:31.079 so I was turning to think, like, what can we 26 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:32.840 do to our house? We should do something to our house. 27 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:35.920 And me and Bank both had our offices. Uh had 28 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.640 the carpet torn off and put the vinyl in, and 29 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:41.560 she's fine with it. She's not, you know, on a 30 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.760 recording podcaster, exactly, it looks good, thank you. 31 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:47.040 It feels good on my feet. 32 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:50.319 It's super important for a professional podcaster to have a 33 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:52.959 really nice hardwood floor behind them. 34 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:54.799 I did mention it to back Lar and he's like, well, 35 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.239 that's going to give you an echo. It's like, oh, okay, 36 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:00.319 well here's my thing. In Connecticut. Every fucking up episode 37 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:03.959 we did a fire escape, I had hardwood floors, and 38 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.280 so I don't understand why it would be different. 39 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:10.000 This room strikes me as bigger than that. 40 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:11.599 I don't I think the other one might have been 41 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:12.280 slightly bigger. 42 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:16.439 It's also the dimensions, right, like if you're yelling at 43 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:19.360 a wall and it bounces off the wall and HiT's 44 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.400 a hardwood floor. I was told that there was sound 45 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:25.400 baffling in your old place that you threw away because 46 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:27.120 you were like, don't need this anymore. 47 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:28.800 I was like, it's done the way. 48 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:32.919 The carpet which you needed literally, and Dan, you know 49 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.120 this within like five seconds of you saying hello, and 50 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:39.960 I'm excited to record this podcast, I said, respectfully, you 51 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.159 sound like dog shit. 52 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:44.439 To be fair, though, that was when the furnace was 53 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:47.719 going and it turned off. Now it could turn on again, 54 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:49.199 so you might all hear it later on. 55 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:50.520 Fully, we'll turn on again. 56 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:54.840 It's winter in Minnesota, it's going to be It's only 57 00:02:55.080 --> 00:02:55.719 any second now. 58 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:59.039 It's only been negative thirty negative thirty three around there, 59 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:01.560 so it should be fine. And it probably gets warmer 60 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:02.960 at night, which is when we're recording. 61 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:06.240 So it sounds like a prospector's breathing between is one 62 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:08.080 empty tooth slot. 63 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:10.240 Like furnace right now? Right now? I sound fine? 64 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.039 Right, no, you sound fine now, But the furnace does 65 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:14.599 it sounds like fran Dresser getting attacked by a vulture. 66 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:18.199 You might get the luxury. 67 00:03:18.719 --> 00:03:22.080 It sounds like a tea pot that you've ignored in 68 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:23.840 your basement floor for three months. 69 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:26.159 It's improv hour, let's go make it sounds like she's 70 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:28.759 Or from Pokemon jacking off. 71 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:33.080 Might actually sound like the noise we're trying. 72 00:03:33.719 --> 00:03:37.280 Shee Or it looks like Scissor. It's a character in 73 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:42.479 the Star Wars universe s c I z O r Oh, 74 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:49.639 it's like scissor okay, and I could see that, yeah, Or. 75 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:51.960 It sounds like when Neo's screaming in the Matrix, when 76 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:53.919 the mirror first goes down his throat. 77 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:55.159 The Neo wax off. 78 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:59.240 Oh yeah, yeah, Well there's no sense in those movies 79 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:01.159 that he's said, wait no, haven't turned to have sex 80 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:02.319 in one of the sequels. 81 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:05.400 Right, Oh, like violently or not violent? Sweatily it's sweating 82 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:09.439 sexy actually, but no, he like they kind of make 83 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:13.840 it look like he's owing when he does the downloads, like, like, 84 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:15.439 I know kung fu, make it? 85 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:18.480 I mean I would probably ejaculate if I suddenly knew 86 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:19.399 all of kung fu. 87 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:22.360 Yeah mean yeah, Yeah, that's the first thing to teach 88 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:23.560 you in your furnace. 89 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:27.879 Sounds like ejaculating because you've learned all of kung fu. 90 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:30.720 Wow, that's the first skill you would download if you 91 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:34.319 could immediately learn, like master a skill in whatever ten 92 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:35.120 seconds it takes. 93 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:37.480 All languages would be really cool if you're just go 94 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:39.680 like an all language pack would be pretty sweet. 95 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:40.079 Yeah. 96 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:42.959 Would that be like Morse code and everything too? Or 97 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:49.519 those like expansion packs. Oh okay, d yeah, okay. 98 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:53.040 The languages nobody can talk anymore and like don't know 99 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.160 anything about so you're able to like translate like texts 100 00:04:56.199 --> 00:05:00.600 that are just gone. Yeah, cipher codes. 101 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.680 Maybe. I think I would do every martial art before 102 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:05.120 I did languages. 103 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:10.480 I would do violence over education, be shocked defense. 104 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:19.040 I would do something parquet punch. You can learn Spanish 105 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:19.720 in a few years. 106 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:24.439 You can't learn can't You've learned a punch in four years? 107 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:26.360 Yeah, but I want to know all the moves and 108 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:27.160 holds and stuff. 109 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:33.360 All these things take dedication, patience, and determination, of which 110 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:34.040 you have none. 111 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:38.879 You're downloading this. That's the point. You don't need one. 112 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:43.079 The thing about languages is I assume that it's just 113 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:47.920 like knowledge in your head. But when it's like kung fu, 114 00:05:48.279 --> 00:05:50.560 even if you have the knowledge, I don't know if 115 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:54.399 you actually if your body would know. I mean, shot, 116 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.800 I'm really are you as weak as you are now? 117 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:00.720 Yes, But I mean there's a leverage and bodyweight that 118 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:02.879 you can utilize. You know, I would know all the 119 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:04.800 different chicken wings and Nelson's. 120 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:07.800 Yeah, what are you trying to say? 121 00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:12.040 It? Jiu jitsu happens right here? 122 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:15.560 Are you are you as limp as a noodle as 123 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:18.600 you are at this moment, or it doesn't. It also 124 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:19.680 come with some muscles. 125 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:22.920 I did a ten minute peloton upper arm and shoulder 126 00:06:22.959 --> 00:06:24.920 exercise today, so I think I'm doing fine. 127 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:25.319 Thank you. 128 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:27.360 I'm sure that'll save you in the Oxagon. 129 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:32.120 Come on, McGregor, I would download. 130 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.759 If I downloaded ten minutes to kung fu and I'm 131 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:42.160 about to take on this fucking fighter, watch me still weak. 132 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:44.800 I've forgotten the other component of. 133 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:47.240 I would if I'd been better situation than I am now. 134 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:49.920 You would snap your bones. 135 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:51.160 I mean, if I that's the thing. 136 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:53.279 If I got in a fight right now, I do 137 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:56.560 think my knee jerk instinct would be like to do 138 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.839 like a super kick like wrestling movies. Like I've seen 139 00:06:59.879 --> 00:07:01.959 so much wrestling, and I think I would be going 140 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:04.519 for like the tas mission or a super kick before 141 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:06.560 I tried in the actual martial arts move. 142 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:09.680 I think a person who can actually fight would just 143 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:13.240 punch you, like right in the chin really quickly and 144 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:14.120 you get knocked out. 145 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:15.879 Yeah, that would be it. I mean, there's no way 146 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:17.920 I would have my defenses up. I wouldn't know about 147 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:19.639 how I was supposed to do that, it'd be over. 148 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:20.600 Yeah. 149 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.160 I would. If I was like fought in the Civil War, 150 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:25.000 I wouldn't even use my bayonet. You just see me 151 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:29.480 running around the field kicking people in the nuts. What 152 00:07:29.519 --> 00:07:33.560 if there's like a flag guy, Yeah, the flag guy 153 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:39.199 just fall Yeah, Ulysses s Groin. What if, Like, do 154 00:07:39.279 --> 00:07:41.519 you think they could fully respect him if they saw 155 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:42.240 him doing that? 156 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:45.279 If you won the war, Yeah, there'd be statues to you. 157 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:45.560 No. 158 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:48.639 I mean imagine, Okay, you're at like the victory parade 159 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:52.800 in Washington, d C. And Ulysses S. Grant is riding 160 00:07:52.959 --> 00:07:56.720 passed on this horse after the Union wins. If you 161 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:59.360 had seen that guy just sprinting around the battlefield kicking 162 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:02.160 people in the cross, I don't think you'd fully respect him. 163 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.639 Talking about as long as you win, you know what 164 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:08.360 I mean, Like you take out a whole Nazi regime 165 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:11.480 by just kicking them in the ball, It doesn't matter. 166 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:14.879 This isn't really about any specific war. This is just 167 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:17.439 about winning and being on the good side. 168 00:08:17.839 --> 00:08:20.279 You had guns, though, that's true. 169 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:25.519 Before you kick's is like the scissor crock crotch kicking's 170 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:30.680 paper and then like a nuke is the rock to 171 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:32.039 the gun's scissor. Ah. 172 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:35.039 Yes, so in the previous question that somebody wrote in 173 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:40.399 the Pokemon evolution goes kicking in the nuts gun nuke. 174 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:43.639 Yeah, yeah, that's fair, all effective. 175 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:47.399 Yeah, they should make Christopher Nolan should make an Oppenheimer 176 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:49.120 for the first guy that kick someone in the nuts. 177 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:51.399 That'd be really good. 178 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:52.840 Yeah, I would see that. 179 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:57.519 It's just like all of that amazing audio design. But 180 00:08:57.559 --> 00:08:59.759 it's just a slow motion kick to the groin. 181 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:02.639 Yeah. Anybody timing it, like can see on their watch 182 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:05.000 there's five minutes left and the growing kick hasn't happened yet, 183 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.200 and all of a sudden, sloo kicks in, and. 184 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:09.799 Then Isaac Newton goes, what have we done? 185 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:12.039 And Einstein's in it for some reason. 186 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:15.159 Yeah, yeah, I think it's I think it's Newton because 187 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:17.799 it's like gravity of the balls. But like I get 188 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:18.519 what you're saying. 189 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.960 Yeah, yeah, oh that makes sense. Yeah, what I mean. 190 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:24.120 He's like he's like writing all these like algorithms on 191 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:27.200 a chalkboard and he's like, it's the balls, but it's 192 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:28.720 too late. We've already learned. 193 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:34.039 I think Newton ever drew balls. Yeah, yeah, like for 194 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:35.279 fun or do you think it was part of like 195 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:36.159 an equation. 196 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:37.440 Like with a dick involved. 197 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:41.080 Yeah, Like like, did like fourteen year old Isaac Newton 198 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:43.159 draw a dick on a chalkboard? Did they have chalkboards 199 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:45.240 back then? Did he draw it into sand or however 200 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:45.919 they drew back then? 201 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:48.720 I'm sure they had chalkboards, right a passage? 202 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:52.399 Yeah, yeah, I hope that teenagers back then found that 203 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:53.039 funny too. 204 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:57.200 I don't think that one of the very few joys 205 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:59.919 they had back then. You know, they didn't have tele 206 00:10:00.519 --> 00:10:03.120 and they didn't have video games. You know, back then 207 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:05.600 you had some twigs and a berry and you were like, 208 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:07.919 oh my god, that's like two dicks in one ball, 209 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:10.519 and you you joked about that, and then you died 210 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:11.600 of scoliosis. 211 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:13.919 I used to in the middle of the night in college, 212 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:16.000 some of the halls would be left open because there 213 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.080 would be like late night classes, and me and my 214 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:19.840 friends like after the bar sometimes would just go in 215 00:10:19.879 --> 00:10:21.679 and go into every classroom that was unlocked and just 216 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:25.639 draw big, big dick and balls on it. 217 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:30.120 Is that like with markers or chalk whatever was available. 218 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:31.879 Did you deal with permanent marker on the board? 219 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:33.679 No, I don't think. I think we're just trying to 220 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:35.759 be rascals who were trying to cause damage. 221 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:37.879 I wonder if that would be considered vandalism if you 222 00:10:37.879 --> 00:10:40.960 did permanent marker on a board at night in a college. 223 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:46.320 So I think that's not super cool because now the 224 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:47.519 teacher can't. 225 00:10:47.200 --> 00:10:49.639 Teach if it's permanent. Yeah, I know, they could wipe 226 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:50.120 the dick off. 227 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:55.919 The ultimate prank is one where all parties laugh. Nobody 228 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:58.639 should be like crying in the corner, agreed, that's not 229 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:02.039 a good prank. Should be something where everyone can appreciate 230 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:04.600 the gag and life can go on as if it 231 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:07.360 never happened. Does that mean that makes sense? 232 00:11:08.919 --> 00:11:11.759 Ranks back then, Yeah, all of mine were pretty temporary 233 00:11:12.039 --> 00:11:14.639 in college. You know, we're getting a shark mascot suit 234 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:17.000 and running through a film class. Stuff like that, you know, 235 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:20.480 very filming, it putting a risk show. Yeah, I had 236 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:21.679 no fun innocent stuff. 237 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:24.200 Yeah, all the. 238 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.960 All the sweet, sweet innocent things. 239 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:30.120 Tell tell us about a not victimless prank that you've done, 240 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:31.840 because I'm sure there are some. 241 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:36.080 Oh it would have been with like friends that I 242 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:39.919 was very close to to where they could Oh, oh, 243 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:41.240 I have. 244 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:42.080 One, what's that? 245 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:45.799 In college, we were playing a lot of Mario Kart, 246 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:53.720 and one late night we broke into the college greenhouse 247 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:56.559 and we stole the bananas from the banana tree and 248 00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:58.200 then we peeled them and threw them on the floor 249 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:00.519 the greenhouse. 250 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:04.879 Was it like a nursery for growing those things? Yeah, 251 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:06.799 did like a botanist get pissed off. 252 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:10.480 I'm sure they were, like, we've been trying to harvest 253 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:14.159 these bananas for like three years. They weren't very you know, 254 00:12:14.200 --> 00:12:17.759 they weren't very big because it's not a good place 255 00:12:17.840 --> 00:12:21.879 to grow bananas, it's Ohio. And we plucked them all 256 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:24.279 and peeled them and were like running around throwing them 257 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:25.159 at each other's feet. 258 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:27.879 The fun there's pounding on your bedroom door. The next night, 259 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:32.919 a swat team of gorillas storms the room wearing helmets 260 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:34.799 with that battering ram thing. 261 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:43.600 Yeah, we probably feel you're my punishment is to be 262 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:45.720 peeled like a banana, like my skin. 263 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:49.240 Yeah, it seems that's a fatality. 264 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:51.279 Punishment from ulysses as growing here. 265 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:53.039 Yeah, that was his movie. 266 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:57.559 I feel a little guilty that we probably ruined some 267 00:12:57.759 --> 00:13:00.559 learning opportunities. I'm sure the teacher who who ever really 268 00:13:00.600 --> 00:13:05.200 cared for that greenhouse was like these little bastards destroyed 269 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:08.679 this banana tree that I've been working on. And it 270 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:13.200 was not for like of any value. It was like, haha, 271 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.000 we have peels and we're throwing them at each other. 272 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:17.840 That was it. Where'd you go to college? What was 273 00:13:17.840 --> 00:13:18.679 the professor's name? 274 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.080 I went to Ohio University. 275 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:24.320 Okay, I'm gonna look it up, see if I can 276 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:26.159 find the professor and tell them. 277 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:30.840 I do feel a little bad about it, but I 278 00:13:30.879 --> 00:13:33.919 also think, like in the grand scheme of things, when 279 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:37.399 I say, like we broke in, we didn't break uh, 280 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:41.279 you know, like glass or anything. We didn't ruin the place. 281 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:44.000 We just got in when we shouldn't have gotten in. 282 00:13:44.200 --> 00:13:49.720 And you know, ruining some bananas is not a huge crime. 283 00:13:49.879 --> 00:13:51.679 But that's the one I'm willing to admit to you. 284 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:55.799 I guess the one that definitely had a victim with me, 285 00:13:55.960 --> 00:13:57.440 And I wasn't the only one, but I was kind 286 00:13:57.440 --> 00:14:00.120 of the ringleader. Was was in the dorms and my 287 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:02.480 friend Ben. We got back from a party or something 288 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:05.080 and we were all just tanked and Ben passed out 289 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:09.200 hard and his lower bunk and his cousin was his roommate, 290 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:12.600 and so his cousin, me, couple other friends went in 291 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:14.440 and we got a bunch of duct tape and electrical 292 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:18.039 tape and stuff, and we like scooted. He was so out, like, 293 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:20.120 you know, he didn't even notice we're like scooting the 294 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:22.240 whole bunk bed away from the wall, and we're just 295 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:25.039 going around and around like fully, duct taping him to 296 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:27.919 the bed, you know, putting cigars in his mouth, drawing 297 00:14:27.919 --> 00:14:30.440 on him in permanent marker, all that shit, and he's just. 298 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:32.320 Not waking up. So we all just keep doing shit. 299 00:14:32.639 --> 00:14:35.320 So we fucking like took all of the pillows and 300 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:37.799 blankets and everything, and we went up to the lobby, 301 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:40.559 got all the couch cushions, put it between him and 302 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:43.519 the lower part of the upper bunk, so he's completely 303 00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:46.039 sandwiched in there. We put down all the blankets over 304 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:48.279 it so it's pitch black, and then we got all 305 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:50.840 the chairs and everything from the lobby and filled the 306 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:53.320 actual room with it. So even if he gets up, 307 00:14:53.559 --> 00:14:55.919 gets free of all the tape, he has to dig 308 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:58.360 himself out from under all these cushions, find his way 309 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:00.000 out from under the blanket, and then the whole room's 310 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:03.159 filled with chairs. Anyway, if he couldn't be Chris. Well, 311 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.080 we didn't think about them. We might have been nineteen 312 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:08.320 and very stupid. So we leave and his cousin wasn't 313 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:09.840 staying in there. His cousin was standing in a girl's 314 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:13.080 room that night, And it turns out one of the 315 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:14.960 guys was leaving the next morning to go to work 316 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:17.480 and he just heard yelling coming from Ben's room and 317 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:19.480 Ben's like help, help, goes in there. 318 00:15:19.519 --> 00:15:20.480 Ben had woken. 319 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:23.879 Up two or three hours earlier, couldn't get out, and 320 00:15:24.120 --> 00:15:27.279 was super hungover and just was repeatedly peeing his pants. 321 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:31.639 Oh my god, I'm not claustrophobic, and is a terrifying 322 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:32.240 cast to me. 323 00:15:32.799 --> 00:15:33.919 Yes, So we all went in. 324 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:35.759 We helped him out, We cut him loose and everything, 325 00:15:35.759 --> 00:15:38.200 and he'd been peeing so much that his I want 326 00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:40.320 to say, his blanket or his fitted sheet was red. 327 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:42.639 And so we took the fitted sheet off and there 328 00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:45.399 was just a pool of red pea because like the 329 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:47.679 die from the thing had mixed with like had just 330 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:49.679 been sitting there so long, and so just red pea 331 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:52.960 that he'd been laying in. And so that night we 332 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:55.039 went out to another party, we came back. I was 333 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:56.600 the one who passed out of my bed and he 334 00:15:56.600 --> 00:15:58.840 put a bunch of super glue in my hair and 335 00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:01.919 so deserved it. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Well, I mean, 336 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:04.159 but I had to like cut my hair like that night. 337 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:05.360 So I get up and I'm just like, you know, 338 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:07.279 asking people for clippers. I sho, you know, cut my 339 00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:09.759 head and all that stuff. And uh. Then I met 340 00:16:09.799 --> 00:16:12.000 him in the lobby and I asked if I could 341 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:13.360 punch him in the face and then we would be 342 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:16.440 even and call it juice. Yeah, I have this on tape. 343 00:16:16.480 --> 00:16:19.679 I have the face punch on tape. I have. Yeah, 344 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:20.720 I just ducked him in the face. 345 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:24.559 Really, you were already even, you fucking terrorized. 346 00:16:24.559 --> 00:16:26.320 I mean what he did to you was even. 347 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.799 He was temporary. My hair was cut. I guess it's 348 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:33.960 temporary too, right now? 349 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:35.120 Is that from the glue? 350 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:35.600 Yeah? 351 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:40.159 From two thousand and threes And yeah, so I should 352 00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:41.360 go find him and punch him again. 353 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:43.600 I think I think you were even. Yeah, when he 354 00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:44.799 puts super glue in your hair. 355 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:46.559 It was like he knew I was a weak man, 356 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:48.080 and so I just got one punch to the chin. 357 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:49.679 Got it on tape. It looked pretty weak. He just 358 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:52.279 kind of ah, and we shook. Yeah, we're good. 359 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:57.519 Yeah, uh yeah, I would have. I would have freaked 360 00:16:57.519 --> 00:17:00.480 out if I woke up tied to a bed encased 361 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:03.000 in linen's out. Yeah. 362 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:05.559 Our entire floor was doing that ship like all the time, 363 00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:08.000 Like if we rememb There's one time, oh god, a 364 00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:10.680 guy came back from the bars and he was in 365 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:15.000 his dorm room having coitus with someone we had met, 366 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:19.000 and we took like handfuls of bottle rockets, like whole 367 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:22.000 like bundles of them and just lit them and like 368 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:23.559 the roommate would like, let us in with the key, 369 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:25.720 and we just toss it in and they're just in 370 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:27.599 their mid sex and a bunch of bottle rockets start 371 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:28.119 going off. 372 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:29.599 It's Jesus changer. 373 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:32.240 Yeah, uh no, he thought it was hilarious. 374 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:36.640 Uh yeah, yeah, we were menaces for sure. 375 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:39.200 Did he let you punch him in the face afterwards, 376 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:40.200 just to make sure it was even? 377 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:43.720 Now, there's no nobody got uh you know, any get 378 00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:46.079 backs on that one. But yeah, eighth floor McCullum Hall 379 00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:47.039 two thousand and two, two. 380 00:17:46.920 --> 00:17:50.200 Thousand and three was a column hall. It was a circus. Yeah. 381 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:52.839 Now he can only get off if there are fireworks 382 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:53.200 in the room. 383 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:57.839 Yes, absolute, that was a high. Was chasing the dragon forever. 384 00:17:58.119 --> 00:17:59.559 Sex with a Roman candle. 385 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:05.640 Lit god he empty, he empties one hole from the 386 00:18:05.720 --> 00:18:06.640 Roman candle. 387 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:10.599 Every every thrust one of the reports goes off. 388 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:13.559 Yeah, it's just a nub because of all the mistakes 389 00:18:13.599 --> 00:18:14.440 and incidences. 390 00:18:15.160 --> 00:18:21.359 Yeah, our ras really loved us. 391 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:25.319 I couldn't imagine. I feel like the girls dormitories were 392 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:30.759 just so reasonable, Like, yes, we got into like moderate shenanigans, 393 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:35.759 but we just were nice people. We just didn't do 394 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:40.079 ship like that to each other. Our games were mental. 395 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:43.279 We were fighting other wars. 396 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:47.920 Sure, ours were very physical and gross and stupid. 397 00:18:48.039 --> 00:18:48.960 Yeah. 398 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:52.000 Yeah, you're from the era of Jackass, and I think 399 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:57.279 all boys at that time and girls were just so 400 00:18:57.319 --> 00:18:59.640 heavily influenced. And the funniest thing you could do is 401 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:01.319 get some one to shit their pants. 402 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:02.079 I didn't. 403 00:19:02.079 --> 00:19:04.559 I never the shit stuff. That was as much as 404 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:07.799 I loved Jackass. That was my line where it's like, 405 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:09.000 I remember my friends would be really in the like 406 00:19:09.039 --> 00:19:11.599 cky and like bambargerra stuff and everything, and they would 407 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:13.480 literally be like doing like poop stuff, and we're like 408 00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:14.799 running at full sprint and pooping. 409 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:17.119 I always thought that was that's too gross. 410 00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:20.160 Like I thought it was funny when like, okay, tastefully 411 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:22.680 one of the guys would go into a hardware store 412 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:26.359 and poop in one of the toilets. That's fine, you know, 413 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:29.519 that's just sitting display. That's tasteful. I don't want Sometimes 414 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:31.359 they were pooping on each other's heads and stuff. It's like, 415 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:32.640 I don't want to see this stuff. 416 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:35.480 I also think they were saying something broader about our 417 00:19:35.559 --> 00:19:38.160 system and like how much things cost so that we 418 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:44.440 can just do basic, you know things in our lives. Symbolism, symbolism, symbolism. 419 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:47.200 I should have picked up on that social commentary. 420 00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:50.480 I think to this day my favorite Jackass is when 421 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:53.240 they they lock all the doors on the limo open 422 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:55.960 the center. It's the funny thing that because it's not 423 00:19:56.079 --> 00:19:58.039 the bees and the limo, it's the fact that say, 424 00:19:58.119 --> 00:20:01.599 cord marbles everywhere outside stars that makes it genius. 425 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:04.039 That is the extra thing where it's like the bees 426 00:20:04.079 --> 00:20:07.039 are hilarious objectively, but when they're all eating shit, when 427 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:09.680 they think they got out safe, like oh my god. 428 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.880 I think my one of my favorites might be in 429 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:12.400 the movie. 430 00:20:12.519 --> 00:20:15.400 I think the second one where they acted like some 431 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:17.319 of my groupies had like written a note on the 432 00:20:17.359 --> 00:20:19.519 door to like it was on a big heart and 433 00:20:19.559 --> 00:20:22.519 it was like but the text kept getting smaller and smaller, 434 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:24.039 so their heads said to keep getting closer to the 435 00:20:24.319 --> 00:20:27.599 and then cartoon ass boxing glove and when we man 436 00:20:27.640 --> 00:20:31.240 did it and he fell off the chairs just about was. 437 00:20:31.240 --> 00:20:32.160 A chair there. 438 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:35.319 Oh god, it's so fucking funny. Those guys are geniuses. 439 00:20:35.359 --> 00:20:37.519 I met Johnny Knoxville backstage to WrestleMania when I was 440 00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:39.200 at Devin Dry and it just shook his hand and 441 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.440 I was like, thank you for everything was cool. 442 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.119 He was crazy, seemed a little like odd. 443 00:20:44.359 --> 00:20:47.519 Oh yeah, that Johnny Knoxville probably is, but like in 444 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:48.160 a nice way. 445 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:48.440 You know. 446 00:20:49.799 --> 00:20:51.640 He's been punched in the head a lot, you know, 447 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:56.200 and so like some of it might be the normal. Yeah, 448 00:20:56.200 --> 00:20:57.799 some of it is probably the normal, Like I am 449 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:00.440 a celebrity and it is difficult to inner act with 450 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:02.759 normies all the time. And then the other part is 451 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:05.960 is like, yeah, he's been concussed so many times. 452 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:08.240 He probably more CTE than the wrestlers he was working with. 453 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:13.039 I suspect, so yeah, speaking of the CTE in wrestlers, 454 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:16.440 I've watched the Mister McMahon documentary. Can you tell you 455 00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:18.119 can we talk about that? You're not? 456 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:18.519 Why not? 457 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:21.559 I don't know? Used to have to? Okay, Yeah it 458 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:26.559 was really good. I I didn't realize obviously for those 459 00:21:26.559 --> 00:21:29.880 who haven't seen it on Netflix. Uh, they finished recording, 460 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:33.880 or rather, Vince basically stopped coming to the interview sessions 461 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:36.440 for a roll because the allegations came out like the 462 00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:37.400 bad allegations. 463 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:39.960 They were recording all those interviews they got with him. 464 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:42.240 They were recording in the building I worked in, just 465 00:21:42.359 --> 00:21:43.240 in like a separate room. 466 00:21:43.240 --> 00:21:44.359 I've filmed stuff in there before. 467 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:46.440 Yeah, yeah I didn't. 468 00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:48.680 And they got a series out of it. I actually 469 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:49.200 haven't seen it. 470 00:21:49.319 --> 00:21:51.680 Really got six part six part documentary on Netflix. 471 00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:54.680 Yeah. Uh, there's a lot just about wrestling in general 472 00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:56.519 that I didn't know. I told him, Man, I was like, 473 00:21:56.519 --> 00:21:58.240 watch this. I'm gonna pissed Dan off. So I started 474 00:21:58.240 --> 00:22:00.359 texting Dan like have you heard of these? Have you 475 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:03.160 heard of something called the Monday Night Wars? And Dan, 476 00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:06.000 who kept thumbs downing all of them? What else did 477 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:06.400 I say? 478 00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:08.359 If I had heard of the Montreal screw Job. 479 00:22:08.400 --> 00:22:10.799 Have you heard of there? You're like you must stop this. 480 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:13.759 Yeah, it's like texting someone who's really in the baseball 481 00:22:13.759 --> 00:22:15.000 and be like, heard of this, babe, Ruth? 482 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:18.279 Yeah yeah, or if you just started learning Warhammer or 483 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:22.000 wine and texting me about have you have you had 484 00:22:22.039 --> 00:22:25.720 a cap Frank before. It's good though. 485 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:28.039 You guys are Vince fans now? 486 00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:35.839 No, your biggest fans not doing that one the family episode, 487 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:38.759 just Amanda, Amanda's the Family one. Yeah. 488 00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:41.279 I started to feel bad for Shane and that. Yeah, 489 00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:44.319 because James also completely nuts. Just to be clear, and 490 00:22:44.359 --> 00:22:46.440 if they documentary Sea. 491 00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:50.720 Kind of well adjusted in the documentary, just like overlooked 492 00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:51.599 unloved son. 493 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:54.200 Yeah, he's insane. 494 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:57.400 He's definitely not a monster on the level of his 495 00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:00.680 father or anything like that, but he's I'd imagine any 496 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:05.000 child of that man ever being remotely saying. Stephanie is 497 00:23:05.319 --> 00:23:07.759 you know, she's definitely made some major mistakes and stuff 498 00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:10.319 on air and off, but like she was pretty beloved 499 00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:13.440 at the company, like she she was. I've worked with 500 00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:15.400 there like once or twice and she was very very nice. 501 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:18.880 But yeah, Shane's nuts and Vince is a monster. 502 00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:19.720 Yeah. 503 00:23:19.839 --> 00:23:24.839 I also had never seen the origins and how Big 504 00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:27.200 Hulk Hogan was. I mean, I knew he was this 505 00:23:27.240 --> 00:23:29.480 pop culture icon. I knew who he was, but I 506 00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:32.799 didn't really know how it started. I was around for 507 00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:34.240 when the Rock was coming up because I had friends 508 00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:36.240 who were really into the Rock and like Goldberg in 509 00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:36.720 that era. 510 00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:39.680 But it cool they got the Rock for these interviews. 511 00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:40.680 That's quite the guest. 512 00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:43.559 His was so fucking like polished though, like he just 513 00:23:43.559 --> 00:23:47.240 looked at the cameras like Vince would only ever do 514 00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:49.480 this and like stop being a movie star for a second, give. 515 00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:53.160 All points out, especially now that he's on the board 516 00:23:53.240 --> 00:23:55.599 of the company, and like even before that, he was 517 00:23:55.720 --> 00:23:58.119 just the most just like not going to say anything controversial, 518 00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:01.359 like all those guys still like seeing a rock, all 519 00:24:01.400 --> 00:24:03.640 those guys still hold Vinced in like very high regard, 520 00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:05.720 and it's just, yeah, that's rough. 521 00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:10.880 There was too little Rick Flair, I will say, matro Man. 522 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:15.400 They really didn't. I also didn't realize that ultimate warrior, 523 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:17.839 like his heart wasn't really in things. He was just 524 00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:19.200 the crowd liked him for a while. 525 00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:21.720 I didn't know, but he didn't care about the business. 526 00:24:21.759 --> 00:24:23.400 No one liked working with him. He was very selfish. 527 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:24.839 He wasn't saying yeah, no one liked him. 528 00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:26.960 Hogan was a weird one because like I started watching 529 00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.759 in ninety three, which is right after Hogan left. So 530 00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:32.559 like I feel like most guys my age, like forty 531 00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:35.400 and above, they all go back, Oh Hogan, Hogan, he 532 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:37.319 was my thing, and like he wasn't like by the 533 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:38.759 time I was aware of him, it was like when 534 00:24:38.759 --> 00:24:40.599 he came to WCW and turned into a bad guy, 535 00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:43.279 and so like I missed that whole, like whole Camania era. 536 00:24:43.559 --> 00:24:46.279 And I don't think I certainly think I would hate 537 00:24:46.319 --> 00:24:48.200 him by this point, even if I grew up with 538 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:51.400 him and his stuff. But like it is pretty awesome 539 00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:54.640 seeing everyone just knows that he's a real piece of shit. 540 00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:55.880 And like, I don't know if you saw he got 541 00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:57.680 like boot out of the building on the raw on Netflix. 542 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:00.480 He did see that. People were talking about it on 543 00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:03.839 social media. It's just like this big turning point of 544 00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:07.519 like you are it wasn't normal, like you're a heel boo. 545 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:09.759 It was like we don't want you here boo. 546 00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:11.359 Oh you know, and he's not a heel. 547 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:13.680 He was brought out to be, oh, the legendary Jo 548 00:25:13.759 --> 00:25:15.599 Cogan and stuff, and everyone's like, no, fuck you, we 549 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:16.079 hate you. 550 00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:17.799 And it wasn't just like. 551 00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:19.119 A Trump thing, because you know, he came out and 552 00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:20.759 he's done a bunch of Trump stuff and everything. Now 553 00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:22.799 he's very loud and proud about that, because like they 554 00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:25.559 had the Undertaker on the same show, who was extremely trumpy, 555 00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:28.519 and people cheered the Undertaker. It's Hogan is just a 556 00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:31.279 shitty person in every possible way you can be shitty, 557 00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:33.799 Like I don't trust anyone who has like kind words 558 00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:35.160 to say about him as a person. 559 00:25:35.279 --> 00:25:39.720 You know, I also really enjoyed, and I don't bear 560 00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:42.119 in mind, I don't I have not looked farther into 561 00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:44.160 a lot of these people. There's probably many of them 562 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:46.480 have done shitty things I'm not aware of. I enjoyed 563 00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.599 the interviews that they did with like Sean Michaels because 564 00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:51.920 he was pretty honest. I'm sure he's done fucked up stuff. 565 00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:56.559 All these people have the dynamic between like Eric Bischoff, 566 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:58.839 Bishoff am I saying that right? Has he done shitty 567 00:25:58.839 --> 00:25:59.279 stuff too? 568 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:03.039 I mean, he's definitely someone who people would I think 569 00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:05.119 most of our listeners would not agree with his politics 570 00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:05.359 at all. 571 00:26:05.559 --> 00:26:05.960 Gotcha. 572 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:08.599 I don't think he's like a monster or anything. He's 573 00:26:08.599 --> 00:26:09.559 always nice to work with. 574 00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:11.680 In terms of the documentary, those are the interviews that 575 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:15.279 at least they were actually like talk like being giving 576 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:18.039 interesting interviews, whereas the Rock was just like looking into 577 00:26:18.039 --> 00:26:21.519 the camera like just over like you know, not what's 578 00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:24.519 the word I'm looking for? Kind of just like airbrushed 579 00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:26.119 and really. 580 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:28.480 A press junket for a movie. 581 00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:31.559 You know, it's just like the most like you know, soft, uh, 582 00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:35.759 and it's just he is just a corporate bullet point 583 00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:38.960 at this point. He's incredibly talented, but you're not gonna 584 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:40.200 get anything real out of that guy. 585 00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:43.559 It was also crazy to hear when they started first 586 00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:47.759 start digging into how incredibly misogynistic and abusive everything was 587 00:26:47.759 --> 00:26:50.079 toward women. Tony Atlas was just like, oh, we were 588 00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:51.240 terrible to women back then. 589 00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:55.279 Yeah, no, error, like it's just withoutout even like. 590 00:26:55.839 --> 00:26:57.240 Off button up shirt tucked in. 591 00:26:57.400 --> 00:26:59.880 Yeah yeah, I mean, but every single era of wrestling 592 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.680 has had plenty of horrible people and horrible situations like that. 593 00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:05.240 It has gotten much much better. 594 00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:07.839 But yeah, Tony Atlas in that era and everything you remember, 595 00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:10.240 like Tony Atliss in that documentary talking about Pat Patterson, 596 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:11.920 you know, he grabbed my Pecker. That's why I didn't 597 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:13.920 like him. And then it's like, why didn't you tell 598 00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:16.279 anyone's like what what am I gonna do? Go to Vince, 599 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:18.559 Like that's not gonna fucking yeah, Vince's buddy, like he's 600 00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:20.839 not gonna punish in and like he'll get fired, you know, 601 00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:24.240 the wrestler. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it is much better now. 602 00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:27.640 It is far from perfect, but uh, it's it's been 603 00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:28.839 a fascinating industry now. 604 00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:31.240 You can't just grab them by their dick and balls. 605 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.359 Yeah, unless you were Joey Ryan who that was one 606 00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:36.559 of his main moves for many many years and got 607 00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:39.400 him famous, but then it turned out he was actually 608 00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:41.559 a giant sex pest and got roundly canceled. 609 00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.440 H It's just like Vince, like his ring person in 610 00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:47.400 ring persona reflects who he really is. 611 00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:50.400 It's always crazy when like, yeah, like the real Vince 612 00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:51.319 is way worse. 613 00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:55.839 Could have predicted, Yeah, that the sex pest wrestler was 614 00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:58.200 a sex pest in real life. 615 00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:00.319 We thought it was a cheeky and ironic, like, nope, 616 00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:01.240 he's just a giant xist. 617 00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:03.119 The guy who showed up at his trial wearing a 618 00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:03.799 neck brace. 619 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:06.640 Yeah, the guy who kept making out with his mistresses 620 00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:09.279 in front of his wife on camera. Oh turned out 621 00:28:09.319 --> 00:28:11.960 he actually had many, many extramarital affairs and much worse. 622 00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:15.480 Oh so, shit Dan, Actually for people listening in for 623 00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:17.599 Dan if you're not familiar, that was actually for it's 624 00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:21.240 called for shoot. It's when it's not technically real. It's 625 00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:22.200 part of a storyline. 626 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:24.759 Oh oh so it's like, Okay, it's like a real 627 00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:25.960 thing that happened. Is that a work? 628 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:28.119 Actually I'm making fun of you, but is that a work? 629 00:28:28.200 --> 00:28:29.880 The shoot? Shoot is real? Work is fake? 630 00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:33.359 Gotcha? So it was a work, Well, we'll. 631 00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:36.720 Talk to work shoot If it's yeah. 632 00:28:35.799 --> 00:28:37.359 We'll talk about it later. You can text me to 633 00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:37.759 any question. 634 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:38.680 So yeah, yeah, don't. 635 00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:41.240 I would shoot be real and work be fake. 636 00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:42.440 I don't get shoot. 637 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.480 People that don't watch wressing have trouble with that, and 638 00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:46.640 I don't really understand why, because a shoot for. 639 00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:49.160 Shoot, like a video shoot is sounds shoots. 640 00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:51.079 No, it has nothing to do with that though where 641 00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:53.920 I come from, it's like straight shooting versus like it's 642 00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:54.400 a work. 643 00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:55.839 Like if something is. 644 00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:56.759 I get the work, not the shot. 645 00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:58.720 Yeah, Like, oh here I'm gonna shoot with you. I'm 646 00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:00.519 I'm gona shotraight with you, you know. 647 00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:01.279 Shoot. 648 00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:05.519 But the other one is like it's work like it's work, 649 00:29:05.559 --> 00:29:08.599 it's my job, as opposed to it's just a shoot. 650 00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:11.279 It's more not real a work. Not it's work like 651 00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:13.319 a job. It's more like it's a work. Like let's 652 00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:15.720 say it all comes from Carney stuff. So let's say 653 00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:18.920 a carnival booth was like, it's a work if the 654 00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:21.720 ring toss thing, if the rings only go over the 655 00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:24.519 shitty prizes, you know, like, oh right, it's a gimmick. 656 00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:26.920 It's yeah, it's that. That's where that comes from. 657 00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:28.960 Is all your terminology come from Carney's. 658 00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:31.119 I mean a lot of mine comes from wrestling, which 659 00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:31.720 comes from Carney. 660 00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:35.039 Yeah you talk, Yeah, I use Mark now. 661 00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:38.000 And that comes from carnival stuff because like, let's say. 662 00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:40.039 Pick someone from the audience out right you're telling them, let's. 663 00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:42.160 Say, yeah, let's say it's a fella and his lady 664 00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:44.880 friend and they're walking down the little minigame section of 665 00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:47.039 the carnival, and it's clear the guy wants to win 666 00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:50.759 a big teddy bear for his girl. Basically they will 667 00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:51.720 have a guy go out there back. 668 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:53.759 I mean, we're talking like the thirties, forties whatever. 669 00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:55.160 Somebody go out there with a little piece of charcoal 670 00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:58.119 and mark like the guy's little coat. And then that 671 00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:00.640 way all the other carnival barkers could see the mark 672 00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:02.960 and be like, oh, here's an easy marked. Like hey, 673 00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:04.240 I follow, you want to win this for your carol, 674 00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:05.680 come over here and know that the guy's just going 675 00:30:05.759 --> 00:30:07.880 to keep spending money because he has the mark on it. 676 00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:08.519 So he's a mark. 677 00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:13.720 Okay, yeah, so's he's vulnerable, he's gullible. 678 00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:15.119 Yeah, easy marks. 679 00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:19.240 Yeah, okay. Is that just because wrestling evolved out of 680 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:20.880 like traveling carnival stuff. 681 00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:22.400 I mean, yeah, it used to be a strong man thing. 682 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:24.000 So you started at carnivals be like. 683 00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:26.759 Ah, who can beat who can beat the strongest man 684 00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:28.720 of the world. He'll take anybody in this crowd. Who 685 00:30:28.759 --> 00:30:30.680 in this crowd, and like they would have a plant 686 00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:32.440 in the crowd, which a plant is still a term 687 00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:34.839 used in wrestling, and so the plant would be in 688 00:30:34.920 --> 00:30:36.480 the carnival too, and he would just be like an 689 00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:39.119 everyman and they would call the plant up to fight 690 00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:41.039 the guy and everything, and it was a work. So 691 00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:43.400 you know, whatever whoever they wanted to win, that would 692 00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:44.400 win it. 693 00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:46.799 It's like in The Prestige when they pick they got 694 00:30:46.839 --> 00:30:50.400 the plant? Is it Hugh Jackman or whatever you call 695 00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:52.960 him out of the audience and he's supposed to Christian 696 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:55.400 Bale is supposed to catch the bullet, and then Hugh 697 00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:57.519 Jackman actually loads a real bullet to shoot him because 698 00:30:57.519 --> 00:30:59.599 he because he blames him for kill him his Well, have. 699 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:01.799 You guys seen The Prestige like in college. 700 00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:02.519 Yeah, it's a good one. 701 00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:05.359 It's been a long time. And it came out during 702 00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:10.079 that other movie that was also about the same time, 703 00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:13.880 and I got I got them confused. The Illusionist was 704 00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:17.640 like about a guy and his lover and I think 705 00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:19.799 he wanted to run away with her. 706 00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:24.279 Yeah, Jessica, it was a deep impact volcano situation. 707 00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:26.480 No, no, I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry. I mix it up. 708 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.000 It's deep impact armageddon and it was volcano Dante's peak. 709 00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:31.519 Friend. 710 00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:35.079 Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, I understand where you are now, 711 00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:38.039 your maternal animal crossing horizon exactly. 712 00:31:38.200 --> 00:31:43.079 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, but yeah, though the documentary 713 00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:45.079 is good and now we're watching I have never seen 714 00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:48.039 I never watched the Queen's Gambit during cod Oh. 715 00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:51.480 Really, that's so good. I'm glad you're gonna get to 716 00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:56.119 enjoy it. It kind of like skyrocketed Anya Taylor Joy's career, 717 00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:59.880 and I think it's warranted because she really owned that role. 718 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:03.920 She's really good. What else have I seen her in? Oh? 719 00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:06.240 I seen the Witch? Was the Witch before the Witch 720 00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:07.599 would have been before that. That's the first thing I 721 00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:07.920 saw her. 722 00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:11.799 She's a baby's teenage. 723 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:14.519 The Menu and Furiosa, I think are the only things 724 00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:18.880 I've seen her in Dane briefly right, Dune two she 725 00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:19.880 was in briefly. 726 00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:21.640 Right, I still haven't seen that. She was in last 727 00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:25.160 Night and so yes, oh right, uh. 728 00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:27.279 Last and everything Now she's great. 729 00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:28.359 She's big. Yeah. 730 00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.200 Last night, Bunk and I watched Late Night with the 731 00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:35.319 Devil watch that I didn't. Neither of us loved it. 732 00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:37.319 Most was on my flight from LA recently. 733 00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:39.599 Oh that he's really good. Like the performances are good. 734 00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:41.119 It's just like the whole thing is like it's trying 735 00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:43.240 to do this like Blair Witch found footage type thing. 736 00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:44.960 But it was bugging me because I it's set in 737 00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:47.119 like the late seventies late night shows and that's a 738 00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:49.759 very specific look and like I feel like they made 739 00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.200 it four by three which would have been the aspect 740 00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.319 ratio back then. But just the cameras look too good, 741 00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:56.119 and just the way the cameras moved and stuff, it 742 00:32:56.119 --> 00:32:59.039 didn't feel like I was actually watching, Like it seems 743 00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:02.440 like they wanted it to look authentic, but it just 744 00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:04.599 looked a little too polished to actually be like a 745 00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:06.599 seventies found footage thing, So that kind of took me 746 00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:07.000 out of it. 747 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:10.319 I can see that criticism. I think it it had 748 00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:13.599 brilliant ideas, and it is an indie, Like it's definitely 749 00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.920 like an independent film, so we have to kind of 750 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:18.680 take into context, Like I think they had visions of grandeur, 751 00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:20.599 but at some point you can kind of just tell 752 00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:22.960 they didn't maybe have the budget that they wanted to 753 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:28.240 do everything with it. But it's a brilliant idea. I 754 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.039 think it's such a good idea, and I just don't 755 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:32.079 think it's executed the way I would have liked it. 756 00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:34.000 I agree the. 757 00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:36.039 Concept is super duper strong, but yeah, like some of 758 00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:38.400 the checks they do are not great. I think there's 759 00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:40.480 some controversy because they used AI art for some of 760 00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:43.400 the like intertitial logos and stuff of the TV show. 761 00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:47.880 I don't know there was some like AI anger about that, 762 00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:51.359 but that's to me. I don't want to like get 763 00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.720 sue into that detail. For me, I was like, whatever, 764 00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:57.079 is the movie good? And the movie is like, there's 765 00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.960 some misses. For me, it is entertaining. Like if someone 766 00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.559 was like, it's Spoop Tober season, I want a quick scare. 767 00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:08.800 It's free on some service, I would be like, yes, 768 00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:13.400 watch it. I probably wouldn't like recommend paying twenty bucks 769 00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:16.079 to rent it, but I think it's I thought it 770 00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:18.280 was like decent watch for an evening, but I also 771 00:34:18.280 --> 00:34:21.440 found it disappointing. Now, if you like authentic camera work, 772 00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:23.000 have you seen The Holdovers. 773 00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:26.719 That's one of the Paul Jimani you right, yes, and it's. 774 00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:29.719 Not a horror movie. The Holdovers is one of the 775 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:33.079 most phenomenal films made in recent years in my opinion, 776 00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:38.239 and it is made with authentic film cameras from that time. 777 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:41.880 All of the cameras in it are like seventies cameras, 778 00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:45.159 and you can tell it looks fucking great. It ain't 779 00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.880 a filter. They filmed it on like that original film, 780 00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:49.000 and it looks awesome. 781 00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:54.079 Soundtrack, the cars, the clothing like it. It's awesome, and 782 00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:56.679 it's Tech. It's set during Christmas, so we've actually like 783 00:34:57.199 --> 00:35:00.440 started watching it yearly on Christmas. It's become autradition. Awesome. 784 00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:01.360 I've heard great. 785 00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:06.159 Things and awesome, Dude, it's pretty All the performances are good. 786 00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:09.920 It gets heavy, but you know it's earned. It's really good. 787 00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:10.280 Uh. 788 00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:13.039 You know what else that director has made is Sideways, 789 00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:14.920 a movie about wine, Oh Frado. 790 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:19.239 He loves Paul Giamatti. He's a really good actor. And 791 00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.159 in this one, I feel like, at least in Sideways, 792 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.679 like they're like you're like a young buck who's like 793 00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:27.239 out to score and like you get yourself into some trouble. 794 00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:30.320 In this one, they're like you're like a decrepit, ugly 795 00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:34.000 teacher that no one loves. And he's like he's got 796 00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:35.559 this like weird eye. 797 00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.719 Everyone hates him. 798 00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:39.280 Yeah, and he's like, all right, that's me. Like he's 799 00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:40.679 really earned this role. 800 00:35:41.119 --> 00:35:42.960 Have you heard the story about him with Planet of 801 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:43.400 the Apes? 802 00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:44.280 No? 803 00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:47.440 But I mean, oh my god, so I already loved him, 804 00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:50.320 and then I've read this anecdote recently, so basically remember 805 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:53.719 the like two thousand and one Marky mark uh Planet, 806 00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:56.400 the Tim Burton one that was fucking terrible yeah. Yeah, 807 00:35:56.440 --> 00:35:58.760 So Jimmati's in it and he plays an ape, and 808 00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.599 I need to find this actual quiot because basically his 809 00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:06.039 agent really wanted Okay, this is a quote from Paul Gimonti. 810 00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:07.519 I was obsessed with the plan. 811 00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.000 Of the Apes movies as a kid, so the notion 812 00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:10.280 that I could be in one of those was mind 813 00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:12.719 blowing to me. My agents were like, don't you think 814 00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:14.920 you should play a human so they can see your face? 815 00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.320 And I was like, if you tell them I want 816 00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:19.639 to play a human in this, I will fucking kill 817 00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:22.280 all of you. I'm going to play an ape. 818 00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:26.119 Yeah, he's dedicated. I love that guy knows what he 819 00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:27.519 wants and he runs straight at it. 820 00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:28.159 Yeah. 821 00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:32.360 I love that real stern opinion to be an ape. 822 00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:35.559 Last week, you know what we do our Tuesday movie nights. 823 00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:37.320 Last week, Mary, we did the Substance. 824 00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:42.599 I'm very interested. I'm very invested in how you fucking 825 00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:44.320 I've been thinking about it since I saw it. 826 00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:45.519 I loved it. 827 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:48.360 It's a very subtle movie, and I understood all of 828 00:36:48.440 --> 00:36:50.159 the metaphors and symbolism. 829 00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:54.800 Yeah. Really, what am I trying to say here? 830 00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:59.239 Lets you know its point. I mean, it is Hammer's 831 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:02.800 home all of those points. Towards the last I don't know, 832 00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:05.199 five minutes, maybe ten minutes, you're like, what are we 833 00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:06.400 doing here anymore? 834 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.239 The end was fucking incredible, and what they waste no 835 00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:11.960 time and like the whole concept this isn't a spoiler, 836 00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:13.320 because this is the concept of the movie, is like 837 00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:15.639 you take this substance and it makes like a younger 838 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:18.320 version of you, and like they don't waste a single 839 00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:19.480 frame of that movie being. 840 00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:21.519 Like, well here's how it works. They're just like, here 841 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:22.320 it is. Do you want to take it? 842 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:22.639 Okay? 843 00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:23.599 Now you're young? You know. 844 00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:27.519 They never even discussed payment, which I found really interesting 845 00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:31.880 about this film. Yeah, there's no exchange. At no point 846 00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:34.920 does she sign a contract I think, or like is 847 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:40.239 there like me talk, literally no information because this movie 848 00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:43.199 they like decided early on they were like, well we 849 00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:46.960 don't give a shit about any of that. They don't 850 00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:49.599 need to. They cut out all the middlemen. There's no 851 00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.280 middleman in this. It's just straight up like this is 852 00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:54.639 what I want. I want everyone to know that this 853 00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:56.519 is the only thing I care about. And then like 854 00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.159 the implications of that, and then I would say, just 855 00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:04.199 a complete slow burned downfall of everybody involved. It is 856 00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:07.079 a horrible visual to wad. 857 00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.400 There's some horrible like Dennis Quaid his character is. This 858 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.039 is how subtle the movie is. He's a super sleazy, 859 00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:16.559 misogynistic film executive named Harvey. 860 00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:19.960 That's how subtle this movie My name is Honestly. 861 00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:22.280 I mean he kind of has a McMahon look to him. 862 00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.000 I had that thought many times. 863 00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:27.440 Yes, his very first shot and this is nothing is 864 00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:29.960 an accident in this but his very first introduction is 865 00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.559 him pissing in a urinal with a fish eye lens 866 00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:35.800 and his face is like in the fucking lens while 867 00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:38.159 he's pissing, and he's just like, she's too old, nobody 868 00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:38.960 wants to fuck her. 869 00:38:39.320 --> 00:38:42.159 Yeah, it's so gross. And then like he's ah and 870 00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:42.800 he's talking to. 871 00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:44.559 Her and he's just like eating all this shrimp and 872 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:48.000 it's super close up on his mouth. It is the 873 00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:52.559 least this movie is a sledgehammer. It is fucking awesome. Though, 874 00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:54.880 Like Mary, I was with you the whole time. I 875 00:38:54.920 --> 00:38:56.599 remember like in the middle you talked about how like 876 00:38:56.679 --> 00:38:58.280 it kind of goes up and down in terms of 877 00:38:58.280 --> 00:38:59.559 like it's so gratuitous. 878 00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:01.079 In the middle, its sobody's. 879 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:03.719 Like there's Margaret Qualley's ass, just like over and over 880 00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:06.119 and over again, and then it's like by the end, 881 00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:08.880 it's just like all that like gratuitous like ooh butts 882 00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:09.320 and boobs. 883 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:11.679 By the end, it's like, oh God, what are we 884 00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:12.320 doing here? 885 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:16.599 Yeah, I remember saying when I was like, I don't 886 00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:18.119 know if I was pitching this to you, but like 887 00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:21.000 my reaction to it was, I love this film. This 888 00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:24.400 is so interesting. I hate this film. They have lost 889 00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.239 the plot. Oh I love this film. They played me 890 00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:29.199 like a fiddle and they knew me very well, and 891 00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.519 I was just like wondering, is that your ride as well? 892 00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:34.159 Where Like at some point actually was like I literally 893 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:36.679 said out loud, I don't like this movie, and then 894 00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:38.400 by the end I changed my mind. 895 00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:40.480 I think it is all earned because it's like it 896 00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:43.639 is so cartoonish, like when Margaret quality takes over again. 897 00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:45.559 No big spoilers here anything, but you know, it's like 898 00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:46.360 a workout sha. 899 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.480 The hot one, yeah, like Demi Moore was like an 900 00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:51.920 aging yeah, like Jane Fonda style workout video thing. And 901 00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:53.880 it's so funny because its supposed to be this workout video, 902 00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:56.559 but every single move that Margaret Poley is doing is 903 00:39:56.599 --> 00:39:59.599 like tits and camera tits and camera squat squat squat, 904 00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:01.880 and it's just it's like it is the it's so 905 00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:05.079 so gratuitous that it's intentional, and but that is just 906 00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:07.159 kind of the point of the movie and where it 907 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:09.360 goes and everything. So yeah, yeah, I felt like it 908 00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:09.800 was earned. 909 00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:11.320 I love it. 910 00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:13.320 I'm glad you liked it. Yeah, I had. I had 911 00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:16.119 a real visceral reaction to that film, and I think 912 00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:18.760 they wanted you to write like they really wanted to 913 00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.400 make sure you ya got it. But I believe to 914 00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:27.000 me more one uh first award for her acting in that, 915 00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:29.159 and I also thought that was quite earned because I 916 00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.079 think that's a very difficult role to accept as an 917 00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:35.199 aging actress, which is like, here's a role in which 918 00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:38.559 you're you're an aging actress. Aren't you perfect for this 919 00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:41.079 role of an aging actress that will give up anything 920 00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:43.079 to look a little younger, And then we're gonna have 921 00:40:43.119 --> 00:40:46.559 this hot actress with a fat ass be you and 922 00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:48.679 have all the sex scenes or like all the hot 923 00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:50.760 scenes with her ass. But when we want to show 924 00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:54.119 someone who's like destroying themselves mentally and physically and is old, 925 00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:57.119 it's you also full nudity you in and she was 926 00:40:57.199 --> 00:40:59.440 like sure, and she did it, and I just think 927 00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:00.559 she really own it well. 928 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:02.320 Her speech at the Golden Globes is really good because 929 00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:03.679 it kind of touched on all that stuff about being 930 00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:06.000 like an aging actress in Hollywood and like you know, 931 00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:07.840 her agents and people saying like, hey, you're not going 932 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:09.760 to get these roles anymore, but like you ever heard 933 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.079 a win for this, and it's super deserved. 934 00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:13.320 It was awesome. 935 00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:17.159 As soon as you turn thirty six, your options are 936 00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:20.559 to be Jim Carrey's wife, or like the dead mother 937 00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:24.920 of someone who wants to like get revenge. That's it, 938 00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:29.280 like you're or like a really old uh grandma in 939 00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:33.800 the you know who's like in the crowd clapping yeah, 940 00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:35.639 because the prince has done something good. 941 00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:36.159 That's it. 942 00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:37.719 Those are your three options. 943 00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:39.800 There was a good uh Niki Glazier at a joke 944 00:41:39.800 --> 00:41:41.400 at the Golden Globes about how like, oh, when you 945 00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:43.280 turned you know, fifty, as a woman in Hollywood, you're 946 00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:44.960 pretty much on the way out. If you're if you're 947 00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.480 if you're a man and you're fifty, congrats you're about 948 00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:48.800 to play Sidney Sweeney's boyfriend. 949 00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.920 Yeah, it's it's true. I mean it's ridiculous, Like I mean, 950 00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:55.559 they're all doing great and like good for these old men, 951 00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.159 the cloonies, the pits, they're all killing it. But I 952 00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.800 think like they're is something to be said. It is 953 00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:04.920 way younger than fifty. That joke is silly, Like literally 954 00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:06.559 as soon as you twear and I turn, I want 955 00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:08.960 to say, like thirty seven, thirty eight. As a woman, 956 00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:12.840 they're just like, you get nothing except for mom options 957 00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:14.800 and your parts will be very flat. 958 00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:18.679 I saw this Demi Moore kind of comeback story a 959 00:42:18.679 --> 00:42:21.119 lot like Mickey Rourke because he had been gone for 960 00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:22.880 a long time and he came back for the wrestler, 961 00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:25.079 which was also just like, hey, you're going to play 962 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:28.119 this like beat up piece of meat, just this old loser, 963 00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:32.199 you know, who's just an idiot and it's a idiot's 964 00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:34.199 maybe not the word, but you know. It's a similar 965 00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:36.719 thing where it's this big actor that had disappeared for 966 00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:38.519 like a while and then comes back with this like 967 00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:39.760 very well regarded role. 968 00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:40.920 Like I love seeing that stuff. 969 00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:44.920 Darren Aronofski did that again with Brendan Fraser with a whale. 970 00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:46.719 Oh right, I don't know that there's any parallel between 971 00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:48.920 Brendan Fraser and the guy's life in the Whale. I 972 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:51.559 have not seen that movie. I have no intention either. 973 00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:54.519 My problem with seeing something like that is that it's 974 00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:58.119 so heavy, and I usually watch I'm not saying I 975 00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:00.880 can't watch a heavy movie. I think Kheimer is heavy, 976 00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:04.239 and I just loved that film. I think there's something 977 00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:08.320 about watching like a character suffer for two hours for 978 00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:09.519 just being a shitty person. 979 00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:12.239 I read a lot, but it's just like, it doesn't 980 00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.599 feel like Aeronofski's doing anything besides just pitying the character 981 00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:17.119 the whole time. So what's the point? I don't know, 982 00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:19.440 so I gotta I don't know. I don't think I'm 983 00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.159 gonna watch it. Eric Darren Aronofsky's movies, I mean, I 984 00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:24.440 think you're supposed to either hate or love them. I 985 00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:28.119 love Black Swan, I love The Wrestler. 986 00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.360 But I wouldn't watch it again. I wouldn't watch Black 987 00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:33.360 Swan again. Like that movie was exhausting to get through. 988 00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:35.440 I think I would watch it again because I was 989 00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.000 surprised with the rest of who owns. 990 00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:38.599 The Swan on DVD? Who owns a DVD? 991 00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:41.320 But like who owns I have ba on four K 992 00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:46.639 and The Wrestler, well the Restaurant Blu Ray Yeah, No, 993 00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:49.760 I mean, like, The Wrestler is a fucking depressing ass movie. 994 00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:51.119 But I hadn't seen it in a few years, and 995 00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:53.079 John Carson hadn't seen it, so he came over and 996 00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:54.280 we both watched it and we're like, oh, that's a 997 00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:55.960 five out of five, fucking like, that's one of my 998 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:57.360 few five out of five's letterbox. 999 00:43:57.440 --> 00:43:57.679 Yeah. 1000 00:43:57.800 --> 00:43:59.199 That was in theaters and I was working in the 1001 00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:02.360 theater and I remember seeing that. I was like, holy shit, 1002 00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:03.880 that was amazing. And then I talked to all my 1003 00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:06.639 friends like it fucking sucked. I was like, what we 1004 00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:08.079 were young, I guess, so I was like, I don't know, 1005 00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:08.679 I loved it. 1006 00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:08.960 Okay. 1007 00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:11.400 Spoilers for The Wrestler, which came out in two thousand 1008 00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:13.599 and seven. If anybody wants to mute now, I feel. 1009 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:14.599 Like we're allowed to. 1010 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:19.239 Yeah, it's past. So I'm I'm always up for. 1011 00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:22.719 I've heard yes, yes, oh that's right. 1012 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:24.119 Oh yeah she is movie. 1013 00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:26.280 Yeah, now that I think about it, I'm think, oh, 1014 00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:26.880 yeah she was. 1015 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:29.280 Oh yeah, she had twenty three minutes in the seventeen 1016 00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:30.159 seconds of screen time. 1017 00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:32.159 I think, I don't know, Yeah, it's something around there. 1018 00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:33.639 He might be a double tention a second off. 1019 00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:35.320 I think she snip slips that, like. 1020 00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:38.639 You must be thinking of someone else. You're thinking of Mick. 1021 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:43.639 Mickey was wearing that mesh Yeah, Mickey was wearing that 1022 00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:44.440 mesh top thing. 1023 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:46.159 I remember that. That must have been Mickey I'm thinking of. 1024 00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:47.519 Yeah, exactly. 1025 00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:51.880 Was I gonna say, oh yeah? The spoilers for The Wrestler, 1026 00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:52.400 I uh. 1027 00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:54.280 I watched the movie and I loved it, and it 1028 00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:57.480 wasn't until, like I swear, twelve years later or something, 1029 00:44:57.639 --> 00:44:59.199 someone's like, oh yeah, like when he dies at the end, 1030 00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:00.639 and I was like, what are you talking about it? Like, hey, 1031 00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:02.400 dies at the end of that movie, isn't it doesn't 1032 00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:03.760 he goes out, he just has his finishing move and 1033 00:45:03.800 --> 00:45:06.639 it goes to black. I'm like, yeah, that's he died 1034 00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:08.719 doing it. And he died in the ring like I 1035 00:45:08.760 --> 00:45:11.440 did not under I just thought it was this triumphant 1036 00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:13.559 like I'm gonna do my move and he's like, oh, 1037 00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:16.639 on top of the world again, and then credits. I 1038 00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:18.559 thought like, oh, good for him, and everyone's like, oh, 1039 00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:20.960 he died, which also, I I don't want to just 1040 00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:22.639 say names of movies where people die at the end. 1041 00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:27.000 But yeah, I can't say it now, but several. 1042 00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:29.280 Movies the main character has died at the end and 1043 00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:30.320 I haven't realized it. 1044 00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:32.559 Well, fuck now I have to. I was about to 1045 00:45:32.559 --> 00:45:34.679 talk about another recent movie I saw, and now it's 1046 00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:36.360 the spoilers because I can't bring it up now. 1047 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.320 Okay, okay, everyone mute. 1048 00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:42.159 If you were worried about spoilers for any movie, that 1049 00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:45.599 is ridiculous. Ill Okay, this one was a sci fi 1050 00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:48.559 movie from the late twenty tens. If you're worried about 1051 00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:52.559 a spoiler for that, all right, everyone's muted. What here 1052 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:54.559 we go, Blade Runner twenty forty nine. I didn't realize 1053 00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:55.360 Ryan Gosling died. 1054 00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:56.559 Oh yeah, yeah. 1055 00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:57.320 I thought he was just. 1056 00:45:57.280 --> 00:45:59.039 Like waiting for Harrison Ford and he just laid down 1057 00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:00.920 on the thing. It was like, it's that's nice and. 1058 00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:04.199 Sorry dead the snow bleeding out? 1059 00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:07.440 Yet what about the end of the thing. 1060 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:13.719 The end of the thing recently? Right, I was watching 1061 00:46:13.719 --> 00:46:14.920 for the breath because you said. 1062 00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:16.760 That man, come on this journey with me, Michael, we 1063 00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:18.760 stop it. Stop being that way. 1064 00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:23.199 No, what you know? Both they're both still conscious, talking 1065 00:46:23.239 --> 00:46:24.159 to each other at the end. 1066 00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:29.679 The dead they're dying thing, Yes, but they're going to die. 1067 00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:32.199 Sure you're not die? Yeah, yeah, for sure, they're not 1068 00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:35.920 getting out of there. Yeah, definitely. I also watched the 1069 00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:39.519 character none of the characters die at the end for Challengers. 1070 00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:43.440 Luca Guandino soundtrack for that when I'm running. Yeah. 1071 00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.719 Yeah, it's a really good soundtrack. Trender resor atticists Ross 1072 00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:51.360 who do every fucking soundtrack now. So Luca Guanino, who 1073 00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:55.039 I love, did two movies last year. He did Challengers 1074 00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:58.559 and now I have the screener from Writers Guild for Queer, 1075 00:46:58.639 --> 00:46:59.840 but we have not watched it yet. 1076 00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:04.280 Challenging nice, were nice working on netflex of your screeners. 1077 00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:06.079 Good good work, So you can. 1078 00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:08.079 I think anybody can sign up for the Writer's Guild 1079 00:47:08.119 --> 00:47:10.559 and get a screener if you want. I don't even 1080 00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:12.000 know if I should have as. 1081 00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:14.159 Part of the Writers Guild, as I have access. 1082 00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:17.039 To my every person in our profession can easily sign up. 1083 00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:18.920 I'm not I bet this guy knows about symbolism. I 1084 00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:20.480 don't know what the Writer's Guild is. 1085 00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:23.000 Oh my god, what I can do? 1086 00:47:23.119 --> 00:47:23.920 I'm not a writer. 1087 00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:27.519 It's a very power like, very important union in the 1088 00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:28.480 entertainment industry. 1089 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:29.480 What do I get out of this? 1090 00:47:29.840 --> 00:47:31.639 Dan, What do you think that whole strike about was 1091 00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:32.880 about like several years ago. 1092 00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:35.280 No, I know about the AI and the actors, and 1093 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:38.039 I fully understand that, and yes, it's good they did 1094 00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:39.639 that about that a lot. 1095 00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:43.800 But like I write about Donkey Kong, like I know. 1096 00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:47.239 Well, okay, screener aside. I haven't watched Queer yet, but 1097 00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:48.639 I think I liked what. I want to get on 1098 00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:49.000 this list. 1099 00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:50.679 Now tell me how I get on this list. I'll 1100 00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:51.599 tell you this guilder. 1101 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:54.679 I'll talk to you after it's it's you say it 1102 00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:56.880 like it's a fucking fable faction that you can. 1103 00:47:56.800 --> 00:47:58.199 You don't even know what it is, and you want 1104 00:47:58.199 --> 00:47:58.719 to be honest. 1105 00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:00.000 It sounds like you get free stuff. 1106 00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:03.599 Yeah, because it's for I mean, it's all water marked 1107 00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:05.199 and it's all through like specific apps. 1108 00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:07.599 It's only watch I have that with Netflix and stuff. 1109 00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:08.440 I get screeners for that. 1110 00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:11.400 But they'll often they'll give you a code for a 1111 00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:15.519 specific streaming platform and you'll do that. It's not you 1112 00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:16.360 just said you had it. 1113 00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:19.159 No, I when we did, when we and Bank did 1114 00:48:19.199 --> 00:48:21.440 the Paint in the Stream podcast, we got some cop 1115 00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:23.440 some of them we still have, so we get early 1116 00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:25.679 Netflix stuff with embargoes and all that, and so. 1117 00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:31.480 Yeah, challenges are good. Oh I finally saw I saw 1118 00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:34.679 that too. Yeah, I liked it a whole bunch. It's good. 1119 00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:39.440 Okay, it was Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it 1120 00:48:39.880 --> 00:48:42.880 three stars. I was. I think it's beautiful. 1121 00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:48.239 VI's walking the really quiet shot after the village when 1122 00:48:48.280 --> 00:48:50.880 he's walking toward the castle and that empty carriage comes 1123 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:52.599 up to grab him. But the shot before that, like 1124 00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:54.840 in the dark in the woods, one of the most 1125 00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:57.159 gorgeous shots I can remember. 1126 00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:02.000 Yeah, there's several, like very stunning. There's a I'm gonna 1127 00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:03.519 be very careful how I ward this, but there is 1128 00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:07.280 a shot where a family is in danger and when 1129 00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:12.320 they show what happens to everybody. I think they do 1130 00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:15.800 it in a really clean, crisp and brutal way, but 1131 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:19.000 like I feel like there's just it's very desaturated and 1132 00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.320 there's a lot of use of silhouettes and shadows throughout 1133 00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:25.840 it thematically, and so I think the way they do it, 1134 00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:29.760 it's brutal, and they don't shy away from really vivid 1135 00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.800 violence of like what vampires are, which is like, they're 1136 00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:37.920 fucking monsters, right. I personally emma hater and did not 1137 00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:42.440 care for Lily Depp's performance. And there was like this 1138 00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:46.400 moment where she was like yelling at her partner or whatever. 1139 00:49:46.440 --> 00:49:49.599 They're having a little spat, and she was backing up 1140 00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:52.360 and there was like a bookcase behind her, and I 1141 00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:55.239 literally said to my person sitting next to me, She's 1142 00:49:55.599 --> 00:49:58.119 she's gonna push over that bookcase, and she was just like, 1143 00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:01.559 you know, I'm very upset about She turns around and 1144 00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:03.840 pushes down the bookcase. It was just like, how did 1145 00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:06.880 how did no one in this room when she was 1146 00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:10.119 doing that performance be like, can you make it look 1147 00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.000 a little less likely that you are about to throw 1148 00:50:13.079 --> 00:50:14.039 that bookcase down? 1149 00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:19.159 Been distracted by her? I wouldn't distract. 1150 00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:21.440 But I also don't remember her being like, if I'm 1151 00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:26.719 thinking performance, I'm defoe in that one was probably confusing. 1152 00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:32.239 Was that poor casting? Because like this is controversial, but 1153 00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:35.039 everyone in the theater was laughing at every. 1154 00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:41.079 Time in a different movie, it doesn't seem right. 1155 00:50:41.920 --> 00:50:45.400 Did you see the Lighthouse the Guys, uh Robert Egger's 1156 00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:49.800 previous movie or before the Viking? Yes, And that's like 1157 00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:54.320 all he's doing these days, is these like coutpass psychoah. 1158 00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:56.599 Just a little psycho and the comic relief. 1159 00:50:56.360 --> 00:50:58.199 In the movie. Of course, he's supposed to be funny. 1160 00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:03.199 Confused, I was a bit confus he's so funny and 1161 00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:04.599 all these people are dying. 1162 00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:08.039 There's a scene where it's like, uh, count Oorlock, Dracula, 1163 00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:10.719 this is doing this thing from a distance and it's 1164 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:12.840 awful and horrific, and then it just cut and it's 1165 00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:15.400 like crazy loud, soaring music. Then it cuts back to 1166 00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:18.480 Leo in the room. He's like, so the count of that, 1167 00:51:19.079 --> 00:51:21.480 Like it's he's supposed to be funny, Like I took 1168 00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:23.679 him as the comic relief, which that movie needs it 1169 00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:25.079 because it's grim the whole time. 1170 00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:28.480 A little off then sure, I think, like what I'm 1171 00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:32.880 saying is exactly that, Like I welcome a William Dafoe 1172 00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:34.880 in my film. I'm not saying I want him there. 1173 00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:38.079 I'm just saying, like something really stressful would happen, and 1174 00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:41.880 without like a break, without like a little bit of 1175 00:51:41.880 --> 00:51:44.760 a gap, they would just cut to his fucking weird ass, 1176 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:49.159 grimy ass, fallen ass face and he would say something 1177 00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:51.679 in the weirdest accent and I was laughing, and I 1178 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:53.400 was just I was just like, are you sure that's 1179 00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:54.199 what you wanted? 1180 00:51:54.280 --> 00:51:56.599 Did you laugh now and do what he wants to do? 1181 00:51:56.800 --> 00:51:57.760 Yeah, he was. 1182 00:51:58.039 --> 00:52:00.800 I surely told you what Bonk said about him. He'll 1183 00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:05.800 always be dark off to me. I was just anytime 1184 00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:08.320 his face shows up, I just can feel the seat 1185 00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:09.679 next to me vibrating. 1186 00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:10.840 His bond is laughing. 1187 00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:17.199 Yeah. There's there's a scene later with Willem Dafoe where 1188 00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:19.960 like you can tell he was just waiting to go 1189 00:52:20.239 --> 00:52:22.840 nuts and he starts going nuts and doing his like 1190 00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:25.280 the equivalent of the Boondock Saints, where he thinks that 1191 00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:27.920 listening to classical music is gonna an orgasm is going 1192 00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:28.679 when you sit in the. 1193 00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:34.599 Fire everywhere, and he's yeah, yeah, he's That was amazing. 1194 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.199 Also, Nicholas Holt, like every time I see him in anything, 1195 00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:39.039 he's always like just perfect for the role. 1196 00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:40.679 What else I've seen him? 1197 00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:42.880 The Menu mad Man, he. 1198 00:52:45.480 --> 00:52:47.719 Plays such a weazy little worm. 1199 00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:50.719 Same in this kind of almost but like a little 1200 00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:53.280 bit like more disguising the fact that he's a huge baby. 1201 00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:55.239 He's just dumb in this. 1202 00:52:55.440 --> 00:52:57.760 I hope he's not type cast as like a weasly 1203 00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.480 little worm. But like every time I see him, I'm 1204 00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:02.800 always like, there's that weasley little runt. 1205 00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:05.760 He was nuts and have a one. 1206 00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:09.320 Yeah, he was always kind of just scraping by in 1207 00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:11.000 the roles that he was playing. But I think he's 1208 00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:14.400 a fantastic actor. It's unfortunate, do you know, like people 1209 00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.360 who it's not their fall, it's just like their face 1210 00:53:16.599 --> 00:53:18.679 and just kind of type cast them. They are people 1211 00:53:18.719 --> 00:53:21.960 who are type cast as bullies or type cast is 1212 00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:24.960 like idiots because of the way they look. And I 1213 00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:27.920 think he's type cast as like a little weasel boy. 1214 00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:30.639 Yeah, and I in that vein. I also cannot imagine 1215 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:35.360 Lily depth being in anything besides like a gothic Victorian 1216 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:39.519 era bottom car like a doll kind of which you 1217 00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:41.480 could tell they down surface. Like, yeah, the way they 1218 00:53:41.599 --> 00:53:44.199 did her makeup, I like that movie quite a bit. 1219 00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:47.719 It's like they put her forehead in a bowling ball shiner. 1220 00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:51.360 They really accentuated. 1221 00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:53.000 What is Do you have some underlying problem with Lily 1222 00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:55.920 Depp and some resentment of some sort. 1223 00:53:56.480 --> 00:53:57.440 I think I'm a hater. 1224 00:53:57.679 --> 00:54:01.360 I just like shiner, like the cloth such a. 1225 00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:03.679 Funny like are they doing this to her? 1226 00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:04.320 No? 1227 00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:06.239 Not have the machines, or you put a corner and 1228 00:54:06.280 --> 00:54:08.280 you just dunk her head in it like a sorely. 1229 00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:17.920 So glaring. I don't know. I was unimpressed with the performance, 1230 00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:20.639 but I still really liked the film. 1231 00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:22.960 I also did not realize that was Bill scars Guard 1232 00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:26.119 until after the movie. He's becoming like the new horror 1233 00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:29.360 monster dude because he did a Pennywise. Yeah, he was 1234 00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:33.119 also he was also I don't know, there's. 1235 00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:34.800 All these scars Guards that popped up out of nowhere, 1236 00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:37.079 Like I never heard scars Guard until like five or 1237 00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:38.800 six years ago, and then there's nineteen of them and 1238 00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:39.880 they're in everything. 1239 00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:42.599 Well stelling scars Guard was always in everything. He was 1240 00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:45.519 You've seen him all their dad. He was in pirates 1241 00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.960 like Caribbean Girl with Dragon Tattoo, which we just rewatched 1242 00:54:47.960 --> 00:54:50.800 the other night. What else. 1243 00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:52.599 I don't think I saw the pirate stuff he was in. 1244 00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:55.000 He was in, he was a couple. He was like 1245 00:54:55.239 --> 00:54:59.079 Orlando Bloom's dad and Pirates the Caribbean. He's in a 1246 00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:01.400 lot more and blanking right now. But the guard Guard 1247 00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:05.119 was also a Barbarian. He was the other Airbnb guest 1248 00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:06.280 at the beginning. 1249 00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:09.360 I didn't see that you haven't seen Barbarians. 1250 00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:10.599 You should, dude, you have. 1251 00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:11.800 Never heard of this? What is barbarias? 1252 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:12.199 Hold on? 1253 00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:16.159 Really funny? Yeah? Yeah, no, no spoilers twenty twenty, don't 1254 00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:16.480 look it up. 1255 00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:17.960 Don't look up twenty two. 1256 00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:21.320 Okay, okay, stop, don't else watch barb movie night. 1257 00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:27.639 Be very careful your audience at home. Barbarians, google Barbarian 1258 00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:28.760 just watch it. 1259 00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:29.039 Yeah. 1260 00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:32.679 I know it was on HBO. 1261 00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:33.440 Or Max or something like that. 1262 00:55:33.719 --> 00:55:35.840 I don't know what it's on now, but like, if 1263 00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:37.679 you look, if you look it up, you're gonna fuck 1264 00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:39.239 it up for yourself and your family. 1265 00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:42.000 I added the list and I had not looked up 1266 00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:42.559 anything else. 1267 00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:44.840 It is a well done horror movie. 1268 00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:48.159 It's all yeah, that's yeah, that's fair. That's fair, and 1269 00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:54.480 that is I think apparent in the first fifteen seconds. 1270 00:55:54.519 --> 00:55:57.119 Like it is. It is a scary movie and it's 1271 00:55:57.239 --> 00:55:57.719 very good. 1272 00:55:58.519 --> 00:55:58.719 Oh. 1273 00:55:58.800 --> 00:56:00.480 I can't wait to hear your reactions. 1274 00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:03.480 Yeah. I don't mean to be the person like, oh, 1275 00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:05.360 you haven't seen this. I'm surprised you haven't because I 1276 00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:06.159 feel like you would like it. 1277 00:56:06.960 --> 00:56:08.400 I've never been a big horror guy. 1278 00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:11.719 You know, it's yeah again, unless you know I think 1279 00:56:11.719 --> 00:56:13.960 for this the better I think. Yeah, I would be 1280 00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:15.760 surprised if Bonk hasn't seen it, But if she hasn't, 1281 00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:17.039 I feel like she would really like it. 1282 00:56:18.320 --> 00:56:19.239 I'm not I'm not. 1283 00:56:20.039 --> 00:56:23.880 Yeah, I watch that, but yeah, Bill Scars guards in that. 1284 00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:26.599 And then was the one that was in the succession. 1285 00:56:26.639 --> 00:56:28.920 Who was the guy from the Viking? His brother? 1286 00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.840 Okay, what's the other scars Guard's name? 1287 00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.199 The oldest boy. 1288 00:56:33.440 --> 00:56:38.079 That was the guy that was like the head of the. 1289 00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:39.199 Norwegian dude or finished. 1290 00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:45.760 Norwegian guy Norwegian Swedish scars Yeah, he was in the Viking. 1291 00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:50.199 He was the Viking Alexander scars Guard the Norman. 1292 00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:51.119 Thank you. 1293 00:56:51.239 --> 00:56:53.519 That movie is really good. 1294 00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:54.239 Uh. 1295 00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:56.800 Actually, I did not love that movie. 1296 00:56:57.239 --> 00:56:59.480 It's I didn't care for it either. 1297 00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:03.280 I thought Robert Egger's previous movie Ford after the Vampire, 1298 00:57:03.320 --> 00:57:04.679 thought it was The White House. 1299 00:57:05.079 --> 00:57:08.360 Yeah, you do need to get letterbox. I like letterbox. 1300 00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:10.480 I want to see your just your scores. You don't 1301 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:11.119 have to write anything. 1302 00:57:11.239 --> 00:57:14.199 No, I'm doing it right now. I'm telling you my opinion. 1303 00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:15.519 This is its work. 1304 00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:20.800 Man. Oh you're all night. The furnace is back together. 1305 00:57:21.719 --> 00:57:22.840 Furnace is back on. 1306 00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:26.280 Speaking of horror movies, Jake, Jake, can you look at 1307 00:57:26.280 --> 00:57:28.239 every syllable I say from this point on and please 1308 00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:29.679 knock out the furnace, thanks, Jake. 1309 00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:34.079 Nothing that can be done. It's just a horrible pipe 1310 00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:37.079 that looks feels like it's leaking gas into your house and you. 1311 00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:40.199 Die thirty for a while. 1312 00:57:40.719 --> 00:57:43.800 Put on a sweater. You fucking not cold. 1313 00:57:43.840 --> 00:57:46.480 I'm just saying I'm not cold because of this furnace. 1314 00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:51.480 It gets bank be all cold upstairs. 1315 00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:52.559 You know what it sounds like, you know what? 1316 00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:57.480 You playing bonk on your fucking port and you have 1317 00:57:57.679 --> 00:58:01.280 no sound baffling, and you are a fun entertainer in 1318 00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:02.840 your room for a living. 1319 00:58:03.159 --> 00:58:04.280 Look, I'm just starting with this. 1320 00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:09.119 Stuff sounds someone is in that closet folding and unfolding 1321 00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:16.239 an ironing board. That makes sense, It doesn't every every 1322 00:58:19.039 --> 00:58:22.400 It sounds like there's a robot laughing along with you. 1323 00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:25.400 Let's just get a nice clean read of the furnace here. 1324 00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:30.119 You can't it only okay, because yeah, it's the noise 1325 00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:32.239 gate thing. Yeah, okay, Well it's only that I never 1326 00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:32.920 stopped talking. 1327 00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:35.159 You guys want to talk about video games. 1328 00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:38.079 Sure, fucking furnace. 1329 00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:42.000 It's really good. It's really scraping Mary's ear drums. 1330 00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:46.000 It's so ir, it's my, it's my. What eating is 1331 00:58:46.039 --> 00:58:50.760 to Mike, it's just like this trigger whistle. 1332 00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:55.199 I'm in the room with it. It's always more reason. 1333 00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:57.639 For you to solve the problem. I love that your 1334 00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:59.960 answer was I don't know how to turn off a fern. 1335 00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:02.960 I don't, and I'm not going to let my wife 1336 00:59:03.079 --> 00:59:04.079 freeze to death. 1337 00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:08.639 Yes, no, I think you just have to actually try 1338 00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:12.199 to beat down. Okay, Dan, I need an update. Are 1339 00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:13.280 you still playing Red Dead two? 1340 00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:17.679 I am. I haven't had as much time to play, 1341 00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:19.679 uh since last time, but I have been like, if 1342 00:59:19.719 --> 00:59:21.719 I have like a free night, that's when I settle 1343 00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:26.400 in I play. Yeah, I'm like eighteen hours in now, 1344 00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:30.000 starting to kind of get outside of that first main 1345 00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:33.599 camp area, going to you know, rescue guys, rescue Micah 1346 00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:35.960 from Strawberry and kind of getting the crew back together 1347 00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:38.159 and everything, kind of going back into black Water and 1348 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:40.079 seeing now it's all, you know, real hot there in 1349 00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:44.239 terms of you know, the crime situation. But yeah, no, 1350 00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:46.880 still playing it, still enjoying it. I wouldn't say any 1351 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:51.119 big updates or revelations or anything like that. It's just uh, 1352 00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:53.960 I do feel like I'm doing it right this time, 1353 00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:55.880 and I do not think it's going to be a 1354 00:59:55.880 --> 00:59:57.800 thing where I'm suddenly like this is the best game ever. 1355 00:59:58.199 --> 00:59:59.840 But I think it is going to go from me 1356 01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:01.960 just saying it's a piece of ship game every time 1357 01:00:01.960 --> 01:00:04.840 it comes up to me being like, it's a really 1358 01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:06.599 really it's a really good game. 1359 01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:08.639 But it's not going to be for everyone. And there 1360 01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:16.760 are things that still annoy me about it. Okay, very mature. Yeah, 1361 01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:19.440 I understand symbolism though you're just noble. 1362 01:00:20.039 --> 01:00:20.639 I'm noble. 1363 01:00:20.679 --> 01:00:21.800 I don't want to use the word hero. 1364 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:25.480 But yeah, yeah, I think I said that earlier, and 1365 01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:26.599 I think you did. 1366 01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:28.119 And I think a lot of the emails did. 1367 01:00:28.159 --> 01:00:29.840 We had to like kind of call the emails because 1368 01:00:29.840 --> 01:00:31.000 most of them were just calling me a hero. 1369 01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:34.840 What does Mary always say that whenever you say something. 1370 01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:35.920 Dan is a piece of ship? 1371 01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:38.519 No, I think you know, I say something and. 1372 01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:40.559 You say is a piece of ship. 1373 01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:42.440 I'm not going to clip that. 1374 01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:47.280 It'd be funny clip. Uh good to hear Mary. You 1375 01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:53.360 beat Silent Hill, by the way, I know how Silent Hill. 1376 01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:54.800 Do you still like it now that it's over? 1377 01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:57.679 I still like it. I'm glad it's over. I just 1378 01:00:57.760 --> 01:00:59.960 think that that is a long time to be really 1379 01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:02.039 stressed about legs. 1380 01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:06.239 And the symbolism though, tell me about the symbolism. I 1381 01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:08.079 heard there's a lot in that game sexual assault. 1382 01:01:08.719 --> 01:01:12.320 Oh okay, what's what's. 1383 01:01:12.119 --> 01:01:18.400 The It's mostly sex related innuendo sexual violence. I would 1384 01:01:18.440 --> 01:01:23.199 say it is probably like the better term holes are 1385 01:01:23.239 --> 01:01:27.519 repeated throughout that can also be maybe referred to like 1386 01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:31.119 going further and further into hell, but a lot of 1387 01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:32.239 it is sexual violence. 1388 01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:37.679 That's it's pretty wild for big budget for a big 1389 01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:41.119 budget game made by Konami, when Kanami was a big deal. 1390 01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:47.880 That's the wild tonally in subject matter wise, to put 1391 01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:48.519 out back then. 1392 01:01:48.679 --> 01:01:51.639 I can't believe they got the rights. I think that 1393 01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:52.400 they didn't know. 1394 01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:53.400 You know. 1395 01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:54.880 It's kind of like one of those things where they 1396 01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:57.960 probably played like a snippet of it and they were 1397 01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:03.199 like these nurses are and they're also hot and their 1398 01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:06.280 titties are out, and then towards the end they were 1399 01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:12.159 like this, son of a bitch, Yeah, this is really dangerous. 1400 01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:15.199 And there's like, I mean, the themes, I want to 1401 01:02:15.199 --> 01:02:17.880 be really careful here, but like the themes are also 1402 01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:21.880 about like young girls like it's fucked up, and like 1403 01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:26.559 it is a really hard to process game, especially towards 1404 01:02:26.599 --> 01:02:28.119 the end. Like the more you get into it, the 1405 01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:30.800 more you're like, oh, this is so gutting. It's so draining. 1406 01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:34.360 People are miserable, and I got apparently I got the 1407 01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:40.800 good ending and it's fucking devastating. It's really bad. And 1408 01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:44.239 my chat was like, yeah, you that's a good ending. 1409 01:02:46.360 --> 01:02:50.760 Everyone's dead. It's a real miserable. It's actually reminds me 1410 01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:52.880 of something that you wouldn't get, Like it was one 1411 01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:55.440 of those endings where he's just like he's like crying 1412 01:02:55.519 --> 01:02:58.119 and he's like really miserable. Then it like it goes 1413 01:02:58.199 --> 01:03:00.440 to black and then you hear like these no, and 1414 01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:01.960 you probably would have been like, well, I hope he 1415 01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:05.239 has a good life. I know, specifically I finds himself. 1416 01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:08.159 One day, I was in person with Kayla as she'd 1417 01:03:08.159 --> 01:03:10.519 be the last four hours that game, and we both 1418 01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:13.119 I watched every second and it ended, and me and 1419 01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:15.159 Kayla were like, well, that's a spooky town. 1420 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:16.079 What the hell was that about? 1421 01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:18.239 And then Chad had to explain it to us, like, 1422 01:03:18.320 --> 01:03:20.239 this is what that was about. Here's the metaphor here 1423 01:03:20.360 --> 01:03:23.199 and Kayla and I both gone, Oh, that's fucking sad 1424 01:03:23.239 --> 01:03:24.559 and traumatic. That's wow. 1425 01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:26.119 Is the spooky town? 1426 01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:29.199 Yeah, I don't. I don't want to go there on 1427 01:03:29.199 --> 01:03:29.719 my vacation. 1428 01:03:30.119 --> 01:03:32.320 I'll tell you that mansion was full of zombies. 1429 01:03:33.679 --> 01:03:37.280 Actually waits nuts. Resident Evel's actually. 1430 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:38.920 Just stupid, right, are you serious? 1431 01:03:40.239 --> 01:03:42.840 Yes? Underlying? Oh you fuck her? 1432 01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:47.840 Okay, it's about capitalism or something. Everything's about fucking capitalism. 1433 01:03:47.840 --> 01:03:48.679 I'm sure it's. 1434 01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:49.400 About the war. 1435 01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:52.079 Yeah, which war? All of them? 1436 01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:55.679 Damn the war on the middle class. 1437 01:03:56.000 --> 01:03:59.440 Yeah, it's wid the gap. 1438 01:03:59.559 --> 01:04:01.159 I'm I'm glad. 1439 01:04:01.000 --> 01:04:06.440 That Chris Redfield is the everyman wescar Is Trump. 1440 01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:11.719 Really really prescient game? Long before he ever talked about 1441 01:04:11.800 --> 01:04:20.199 running Umbrella is Elon Yep. Spencer is also trus Twitter. 1442 01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:28.360 Yeah wow, whooa Yeah, crimson heads are crimson heads? Are 1443 01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:30.039 You would have. 1444 01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:32.360 Known that if you knew good movies? 1445 01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:35.960 And yeah, yeah, crimson edger Trump's second term because he 1446 01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:36.639 thought he was gone. 1447 01:04:36.679 --> 01:04:41.440 You can't he can run for doors? Yeah wow, we're 1448 01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:42.920 a political smart podcast. 1449 01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:46.079 Yeah, Trump, and now that he's back, he can use doors. 1450 01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:48.719 They can run through doors. Now they have to keep 1451 01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:50.280 replacing them at the White House. 1452 01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:53.519 Barrels through them secret service, just as to up their 1453 01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:55.840 cardio to follow him around. He's sprinting around the White 1454 01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:57.039 House opening doors. 1455 01:04:58.679 --> 01:05:05.480 He was in a volcano and fucking Lodgers came and yeah, yeah, 1456 01:05:05.599 --> 01:05:07.400 I really do like how Chris Redfield goes from this 1457 01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:10.519 every man person who just stumbled onto a into a 1458 01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:13.159 mansion in the woods because his helicopter got shot down, 1459 01:05:13.159 --> 01:05:15.440 and then he's punching a boulder in Africa. 1460 01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:16.800 It's a good series. 1461 01:05:17.079 --> 01:05:17.639 Yeah, that's good. 1462 01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:18.360 It's very good. 1463 01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.119 Uh Resumel to remake, I think is one of like 1464 01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:27.000 the best games period. What am I playing? Oh, i'm playing? 1465 01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:27.440 Uh? 1466 01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:31.000 I finished. I finished Dishonored, the first one. I'm doing 1467 01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:35.239 the DLC. Now. I forgot how abruptly and badly that 1468 01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:37.360 first game ended you could tell they were just getting 1469 01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:40.519 ready for the DLC. But also I forgot how much 1470 01:05:41.000 --> 01:05:44.239 I'm Dishonner two is just I used to like be 1471 01:05:44.360 --> 01:05:46.480 split between which one I liked, but god, Dishuner two 1472 01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.199 is much better. But it was still fun going back 1473 01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:51.840 to see those missions and Dishonor one seeing the kernel 1474 01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:53.880 of what would become some of the sequels in the 1475 01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:58.519 DLC's really good missions. So that's gone sort of in 1476 01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:01.039 the immersive sim vain and talk speaking of level design, 1477 01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:05.199 I'm also playing the embargo went up this morning for 1478 01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:11.000 Sniper Elite Resistance. Yeah, if you are a Sniper Elite fan. 1479 01:06:11.159 --> 01:06:14.760 For those who don't know, it's third person sniper series 1480 01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:18.559 set in World War Two, and each new mainline game 1481 01:06:18.679 --> 01:06:21.320 kind of goes from a different theater of war, generally 1482 01:06:21.360 --> 01:06:25.440 speaking during World War Two. But the levels are sandboxes 1483 01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:27.679 kind of in this the vein that they are in 1484 01:06:28.559 --> 01:06:33.639 Dishonored or hit Man. They're like immersive sim levels. Resistance 1485 01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:38.320 is feels like a just big expansion pack to five. 1486 01:06:39.039 --> 01:06:41.880 So you are a different character. I believe he's Scottish, 1487 01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:46.280 but you are helping the French resistance during Nazi occupation. 1488 01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:50.039 I've done four levels and again. 1489 01:06:49.920 --> 01:06:53.000 Always find a way to put Nazi occupation in there. Yeah, 1490 01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:55.119 that way you don't feel bad about shooting them in. 1491 01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:57.440 Their balls slow mo style. 1492 01:06:57.639 --> 01:07:00.000 Yeah. I have not turned off SloMo yet. 1493 01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:03.159 I crank them all all the way up in those 1494 01:07:03.159 --> 01:07:07.199 games every super frequent and yeah, I want to see it. 1495 01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:10.159 Literally why I play those games. I just want to 1496 01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:11.480 see Hitler's ball explode. 1497 01:07:11.519 --> 01:07:14.199 But the level, the level design of those games are phenomenal. 1498 01:07:14.280 --> 01:07:16.280 In Resistance, I will say the game I'm playing on 1499 01:07:16.280 --> 01:07:19.639 a PC, it feels pretty messy right now. A there's 1500 01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:23.239 no big mechanical innovation since five, which is fine, not 1501 01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:25.719 that you need it. I kind of was just hoping 1502 01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:27.800 for more levels, which is what it is. The first one, 1503 01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:31.880 you are it's like GoldenEye, You're going to destroy this 1504 01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:34.360 dam so you can mess up anti aircraft so these 1505 01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:37.559 bombers can come. In the second one, it's more traditional 1506 01:07:38.320 --> 01:07:41.239 French countryside town that you're sneaking in and out of apartments. 1507 01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:44.280 In the design conceit there is that there are these 1508 01:07:44.400 --> 01:07:46.679 underground tunnels connecting the whole map. So once you start 1509 01:07:46.719 --> 01:07:49.559 to learn the underground tunnel system, you can pop up 1510 01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:52.000 kill one of your side mission targets, go back into 1511 01:07:52.039 --> 01:07:53.840 the tunnels up here on the other side of town. 1512 01:07:54.239 --> 01:07:56.039 I could see going back to that mission to try 1513 01:07:56.039 --> 01:07:58.559 to master those. Now I'm on one that's a combination 1514 01:07:58.639 --> 01:08:01.199 of a train station or rally yard and a big 1515 01:08:01.239 --> 01:08:04.360 hotel where this Nazi party is happening, not the Nazi party, 1516 01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:08.000 but like a party for Nazis, And uh, that was 1517 01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:12.679 pretty cool. It's got it's got like Saboteur Vibes Color Palte. 1518 01:08:12.679 --> 01:08:13.239 You played that game. 1519 01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:18.079 I like that game. Yeah, me too. So what d 1520 01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:20.399 I think Saboteur had nipple DLC? 1521 01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:22.079 You can add nipples to the game. 1522 01:08:22.680 --> 01:08:26.319 Yeah, I'm searching for Saboteur nipple DLC. 1523 01:08:26.560 --> 01:08:28.000 Yep. It's called Midnight Show. 1524 01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:28.960 Uh. 1525 01:08:29.399 --> 01:08:31.760 Yeah, yeah, they put DLC nipples. 1526 01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:33.840 Yep, that's correct, Midnight show. 1527 01:08:34.520 --> 01:08:37.159 Midnight Show is the name of the DLC. Yes, DLC 1528 01:08:37.279 --> 01:08:39.439 that adds nudity to the game. Extra hiding spot. 1529 01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.560 Keeps repeating what you say so that it makes more sense. 1530 01:08:43.279 --> 01:08:48.399 Nipples you say, you say midnight you say. 1531 01:08:48.439 --> 01:08:51.399 Launch DLC that allows players to toggle nudity on and off. 1532 01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:53.000 Yeah, you can go on and off. 1533 01:08:53.560 --> 01:08:54.880 Mm hmm. Oh. 1534 01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:57.079 You go to the Unlocks, the secret basement of Sean 1535 01:08:57.079 --> 01:08:59.319 Devlin's favorite strip club. You can play a mini game 1536 01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:01.399 to earn some extra cash and watch a saucy nude 1537 01:09:01.479 --> 01:09:03.920 dance from one of three Bucksome French girls, or all 1538 01:09:03.960 --> 01:09:05.600 three at once if you're feeling frisky. 1539 01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:10.000 Oh, if you're feeling frisky. Yeah, I back to what 1540 01:09:10.039 --> 01:09:14.920 I was saying before. Sniper Elite Resistance is it's fun 1541 01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:16.880 to see the new levels. However, it is pretty janky. 1542 01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:21.039 I will be crouch walking along a building on the 1543 01:09:21.159 --> 01:09:25.079 edge of this courtyard, and I have just quick loaded 1544 01:09:25.119 --> 01:09:26.880 because I know this nazis about to turn around and 1545 01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:28.560 see me. And as I'm getting to the top of 1546 01:09:28.600 --> 01:09:30.279 these stairs to get into a building, I just hitch 1547 01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:32.119 on the last step while I'm crouched, so I have 1548 01:09:32.159 --> 01:09:34.479 to stand up in order to walk through the door. He, 1549 01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:36.279 unlike Trump, does not know how to use doors in 1550 01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:40.000 this game sometimes, so I then reveal myself and I 1551 01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:42.359 don't have any other choice. I have a choice. I 1552 01:09:42.359 --> 01:09:44.319 could go around, but I'm just being stubborn. So that's 1553 01:09:44.359 --> 01:09:47.119 not the game's fault. But yeah, it's just I'm getting 1554 01:09:47.159 --> 01:09:49.359 caught on geometry in a way that reminds me of 1555 01:09:49.399 --> 01:09:53.399 like Assassin's Creed Unity. Maybe not that bad, but bad enough. 1556 01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:56.399 Where in a stealth game, in a sniper game game 1557 01:09:56.479 --> 01:10:01.239 about precision, Yeah, you don't want like in a stealky 1558 01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:03.560 if you get discovered, you want to feel like you 1559 01:10:03.640 --> 01:10:06.560 fucked up, not the game. Yeah, So again, I don't know. 1560 01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:08.680 I don't know if there's a Day one patch that's 1561 01:10:08.800 --> 01:10:11.119 that will have been out today. Other than that the 1562 01:10:11.159 --> 01:10:14.079 game's running smoothly, like really well, it's you know, it's 1563 01:10:14.119 --> 01:10:18.840 it's good otherwise, but if you're expecting anything other than 1564 01:10:18.960 --> 01:10:21.239 a big expansion pack, which if you're like me, that's 1565 01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:23.560 you're fine with that because you like Sniper Leet five 1566 01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:28.199 so much, you might be disappointed. But it's it's good 1567 01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:28.560 so far. 1568 01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:33.680 Now, what advancements have they made to enemies balls? 1569 01:10:34.640 --> 01:10:37.000 I have not shot anybody in the balls yet. I did. 1570 01:10:37.039 --> 01:10:40.960 However, Amanda bash, that's right. 1571 01:10:40.960 --> 01:10:46.239 Hear me out. I did not tell Amanda the the 1572 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:48.239 gimmick in that game. So I was like, watch, we 1573 01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:50.840 shoot this Nazzi in the head, and there's a sniper 1574 01:10:50.920 --> 01:10:53.119 up in this bell tower across town, and I I 1575 01:10:53.159 --> 01:10:54.800 triple check that there was no one that would hear 1576 01:10:54.800 --> 01:10:56.479 my gunshot from where I was, which is the best 1577 01:10:56.479 --> 01:10:58.880 feeling ever when you actually pull it off, and then 1578 01:10:58.880 --> 01:11:00.600 all of a sudden it's slow motion. She's like, oh, 1579 01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:03.239 it's like a Michael Bay kind of slimmo. And then 1580 01:11:03.279 --> 01:11:04.560 all of a sudden it goes into his head and 1581 01:11:04.560 --> 01:11:05.920 then the skull gets the X ray. 1582 01:11:06.079 --> 01:11:09.600 She's like, a, yeah, it's video games. 1583 01:11:09.800 --> 01:11:11.960 Yeah, it's it's. 1584 01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:14.199 So funny too, because like it is like a very 1585 01:11:14.239 --> 01:11:18.439 well thought out game, but ultimately, like these compilations that 1586 01:11:18.520 --> 01:11:21.680 I made on game Spot, We're all ball Bay. 1587 01:11:22.079 --> 01:11:22.439 Yep. 1588 01:11:23.039 --> 01:11:27.680 It was like top ten Ballbusters, Sniper Leaf. 1589 01:11:27.760 --> 01:11:29.039 That's the best. That was me. 1590 01:11:29.560 --> 01:11:34.279 I turn it to the easiest setting, no enemy vision anything, 1591 01:11:34.600 --> 01:11:37.520 no one knows they're blind, they're deaf, and they all 1592 01:11:37.560 --> 01:11:40.319 have just balls that are not ruptured yet. That's how 1593 01:11:40.359 --> 01:11:43.399 I said every setting, and then I just go ball hunting. 1594 01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:47.079 Going on a ball hunt. 1595 01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:50.239 That's that whole series. To me. I played like five 1596 01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:52.199 of those games just hunting balls. 1597 01:11:52.920 --> 01:11:57.640 I'm always hunting balls. I think that that game is 1598 01:11:57.680 --> 01:12:01.119 so funny and it is gimmicky in that sense, but 1599 01:12:01.159 --> 01:12:04.000 that's also excellent marketing, right, Like, I don't know how 1600 01:12:04.039 --> 01:12:06.439 many people would genuinely be like I know exactly what 1601 01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:09.560 game that is. But when you say Sniper Elite, everyone's like, Oh, 1602 01:12:09.600 --> 01:12:11.239 that's the one where you can shoot them in the 1603 01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:14.720 balls and it shows like the X ray of their balls. 1604 01:12:14.319 --> 01:12:18.239 Exploded and they do like DLC of like Hitler's Retreat 1605 01:12:18.279 --> 01:12:20.800 and it's like, oh, he's at his vacation chateau and 1606 01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:23.640 it's like peterful and swim trunks with like a drink 1607 01:12:23.680 --> 01:12:24.399 and sunglasses. 1608 01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:28.359 They're gonna shoot him his nuts. Yeah, you know what 1609 01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:31.319 they're selling. Hitler is on vacation in this matter. 1610 01:12:31.359 --> 01:12:33.680 Yeah, balls are about to be on vacation from his 1611 01:12:33.760 --> 01:12:34.560 fucking scroed him. 1612 01:12:34.600 --> 01:12:36.960 I'm about to send him and Eva both on vacation 1613 01:12:37.079 --> 01:12:41.520 to Hell. Yeah but no, I mean it's again. If 1614 01:12:41.720 --> 01:12:44.399 it's it's exactly what you expect, just some rough edges 1615 01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:50.000 Right now, I'm still enjoying it. Yeah, I I some 1616 01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:52.439 of the level design from that team is up there 1617 01:12:52.479 --> 01:12:56.119 with the best dishonoreds and Hitman's uh sniper leet five 1618 01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:59.520 the Chateau St. Michelle one. Did you play that game? Five? 1619 01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:03.039 I think so they've got Yeah, Grub did the co 1620 01:13:03.079 --> 01:13:05.199 op thing where we're both hunting Hitlers together. 1621 01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:07.159 Co Op is super fun in those games. It's got 1622 01:13:07.159 --> 01:13:11.199 the causeway into the town like off the Coast. It's 1623 01:13:11.479 --> 01:13:14.000 it's an actual place. But that mission is amazing. That 1624 01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:16.880 you go up the hill to the church. That's that 1625 01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:20.079 ranks right up there with Clockwork mansion and cracking the 1626 01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:21.439 slab from dishonor too for me. 1627 01:13:21.960 --> 01:13:26.119 When you are exploring these levels, Mike and France, do 1628 01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:27.640 you frequently think about wine? 1629 01:13:28.800 --> 01:13:29.960 Okay, all right, I do. 1630 01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:32.000 I actually have been doing this thing in video games. 1631 01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:33.840 When I see there's a wine model and a seller 1632 01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:36.800 or something, I look at what they did with the label. Yeah, 1633 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:38.079 there's no labels on these ones. 1634 01:13:38.920 --> 01:13:41.239 What is the twisted metal to Paris level where you 1635 01:13:41.239 --> 01:13:42.600 can blow up the Eiffel Tower and make you think 1636 01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:43.640 of wine wise. 1637 01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:50.800 And the nineteen forty seven Bordeaux. 1638 01:13:51.439 --> 01:13:54.760 Oh yep, me too, Yeah, yeah. 1639 01:13:54.039 --> 01:13:57.720 The legendary vintage. Yeah, naturally twisted metal would remind me 1640 01:13:57.760 --> 01:14:02.880 of it. Yeah, but another you can they there's several 1641 01:14:02.880 --> 01:14:05.399 different wine bottles they use in Black Op six in 1642 01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:09.119 the Casino heist mission. You can look at those. They 1643 01:14:09.159 --> 01:14:12.039 did some pretty good label work. 1644 01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:15.000 Leo Vader did a video once where I think it 1645 01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:17.000 was a it might have been Rainbow six Siege where 1646 01:14:17.000 --> 01:14:19.079 he went around to all of the like food and 1647 01:14:19.159 --> 01:14:20.800 drink and all the levels and like just did a 1648 01:14:20.840 --> 01:14:23.640 deep dive on like here's this wicker basket of beans, 1649 01:14:23.680 --> 01:14:25.600 here's this label of this wine thing, and it's. 1650 01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:26.640 Like, what an interesting take? 1651 01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:28.000 What was the take? 1652 01:14:29.039 --> 01:14:30.000 Just look at this food. 1653 01:14:30.359 --> 01:14:33.159 It's not a take. Just look at this stuff I 1654 01:14:33.239 --> 01:14:33.920 looked at. 1655 01:14:34.159 --> 01:14:36.479 I've been like a long time since I saw it. 1656 01:14:36.760 --> 01:14:39.239 I'm sure it's smarter, and I'm describing it. I just 1657 01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:41.000 really Leo's great. 1658 01:14:41.039 --> 01:14:43.920 Leo cool your jets, dude, We're not ready for this 1659 01:14:44.039 --> 01:14:45.600 kind of fucking opinion right now. 1660 01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:48.399 It had to be. 1661 01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:49.960 Pored to it than that, because I remember thinking like 1662 01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:51.439 this is genius. 1663 01:14:52.119 --> 01:14:55.199 Uh yeah, no, I'm sure it was. For the record, 1664 01:14:55.239 --> 01:14:57.359 I'm not making fun of Leo and making fun of you. 1665 01:14:57.479 --> 01:14:59.760 Leo's work is amazing, and then people should be familiar 1666 01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:00.399 with it. If they're not. 1667 01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:02.560 Yes, his hip. 1668 01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:04.960 Man stuff is always well, you guys did stuff together. 1669 01:15:05.079 --> 01:15:09.680 The challenges to I think about that game World Assassination, 1670 01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:11.520 those games on a nightly basis. 1671 01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:12.000 You should. 1672 01:15:12.119 --> 01:15:13.840 We got to do like some sort of bonus contaent 1673 01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:16.960 with it. I don't give a fuck if we steal hits, 1674 01:15:17.039 --> 01:15:18.319 miss something like that. 1675 01:15:18.319 --> 01:15:20.760 That's I came up with that. It's sealing. 1676 01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:24.000 I wanted to do. 1677 01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:24.800 I can do it with us. 1678 01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:26.520 Yeah, I want to do like that, which reminds me. 1679 01:15:26.960 --> 01:15:28.600 At the end of the episode, we have something to promo. 1680 01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:33.199 Speaking of uh, next Lander, I guess is the best 1681 01:15:33.199 --> 01:15:35.079 way to segue Dan, what else you're playing? 1682 01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:36.760 Uh? 1683 01:15:36.800 --> 01:15:40.399 I started playing Blade Chimera, which I've been on a 1684 01:15:40.399 --> 01:15:44.039 real Metroid Vania kick lately with the Dominant collection and 1685 01:15:44.079 --> 01:15:46.399 now Blade Camera. It's a kind of one of those 1686 01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:48.520 you know, it's that aesthetic where it's like, oh, you've 1687 01:15:48.520 --> 01:15:51.720 got guns and plasma guns and swords, and it's just like, 1688 01:15:52.439 --> 01:15:54.520 I don't know if you call it. It's definitely like 1689 01:15:54.520 --> 01:15:58.159 a sci fi metroid Vanya. And it's cool because you've 1690 01:15:58.159 --> 01:16:00.960 got square and circle. You can put weapons in each 1691 01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:02.239 of those. If you want a gun and the gun, 1692 01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:03.319 you can do that. If you want a gun and 1693 01:16:03.359 --> 01:16:05.319 a sword, you can do that an assault rifle, and 1694 01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:07.479 you know, you can decide what you want there close range, 1695 01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:10.600 far range, whatever. But then on triangle you have lux 1696 01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:12.760 which is this like spirit sword. I think like the 1697 01:16:12.760 --> 01:16:15.279 Skywrid sword, you know, turns into a lady. Sometimes it's 1698 01:16:15.279 --> 01:16:18.319 the sword and it has its own abilities. Wait what 1699 01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:19.039 are you laughing at? 1700 01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:21.560 What? And oh, Skyward sword? 1701 01:16:21.640 --> 01:16:25.640 I thought you a spirit in the sword? Yeah, okay, yeah, 1702 01:16:25.640 --> 01:16:27.640 it comes out and talks to you. Yeah, it's like yeah, fee, 1703 01:16:27.720 --> 01:16:29.640 It's like it's the sword that turn. 1704 01:16:29.199 --> 01:16:31.960 Into talking about tears of the Kingdom. And with those games, 1705 01:16:32.119 --> 01:16:34.079 you could have said that the sword can send out 1706 01:16:34.119 --> 01:16:36.000 a lady, and I would have believed you because there's 1707 01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:37.199 so much shit in that game I haven't. 1708 01:16:37.000 --> 01:16:39.720 Seen sure, So like what no No sword turns into it's 1709 01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:43.319 a spirit sword that turns into a lady and and 1710 01:16:43.359 --> 01:16:45.000 she gets all sorts of abilities too, and it's got 1711 01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:48.000 that like Doom Eternal kind of like AMMO and health 1712 01:16:48.000 --> 01:16:50.399 economy where it's like if you kill with standard weapons 1713 01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:53.279 guns and swords, you get lux energy for your Spirit sword. 1714 01:16:53.319 --> 01:16:55.960 If you kill with the Spirit Sword, you get health. 1715 01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:57.560 And so it's just a lot of looking at your 1716 01:16:57.560 --> 01:16:58.760 bars up there and being like I need this, I 1717 01:16:58.800 --> 01:17:01.119 need this, I'll use this, I'll use that, and uh yeah, 1718 01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:03.840 unlocking different abilities extuft for the sword itself, which is 1719 01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:06.840 really cool. The sword can be a grappling hook. The 1720 01:17:06.880 --> 01:17:09.600 sword can turn into a thing that like can remember 1721 01:17:09.600 --> 01:17:12.680 in like singularity or that uh like remember you could 1722 01:17:12.680 --> 01:17:15.279 like reverse time like oh this box that got crushed 1723 01:17:15.359 --> 01:17:17.279 or it goes back in time and now it's like 1724 01:17:17.319 --> 01:17:19.479 that type of stuff, like reverting things from the past. 1725 01:17:20.279 --> 01:17:22.640 So like the Stoord, basically that triangle button has a 1726 01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:25.960 lot you can do, uh contextually, depending on where you're at. 1727 01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:28.399 It's on sale or it's on sale right now in 1728 01:17:28.439 --> 01:17:33.239 a bundle with Bloodstained. Oh that's it's like generation of 1729 01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:34.520 metro Vania Bundle. 1730 01:17:34.640 --> 01:17:35.079 Oh fuck. 1731 01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:36.960 If you haven't played Bloodstain, that's a no brainer because 1732 01:17:36.960 --> 01:17:39.000 Bloodstains I still with like Castlevanias. 1733 01:17:39.000 --> 01:17:39.960 Oh, it's it's incredible. 1734 01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:41.960 I watched you play a lot for Giant Bombies, but 1735 01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:42.560 I haven't played. 1736 01:17:42.560 --> 01:17:46.079 It's super good. But yeah, this is who I'm two 1737 01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:47.600 or three hours in now to this. I don't think 1738 01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:49.359 it's gonna be a super long one based on like 1739 01:17:49.359 --> 01:17:51.600 the map percentage of at now, but great boss fight. 1740 01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:55.119 It's good look to it kind of gets right into it. 1741 01:17:55.239 --> 01:17:58.079 Not a lot of exposition or anything like that, but 1742 01:17:58.680 --> 01:18:00.079 just I don't know, Like I feel like a lot 1743 01:17:59.960 --> 01:18:02.720 of Metroid Veaneas have similar aesthetics and everything, and I 1744 01:18:02.760 --> 01:18:05.439 think this handles the kind of like future sci fi 1745 01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:06.880 ish thing in a way that kind of looks like 1746 01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:09.039 its own and the spirit sorts stuff, like I really 1747 01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:11.039 like how that lux works. 1748 01:18:10.760 --> 01:18:13.560 With your more traditional weapons. It's a it's a really 1749 01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:14.119 cool so far. 1750 01:18:14.439 --> 01:18:17.039 It's a cool looking game. It honestly looks like at 1751 01:18:17.039 --> 01:18:19.359 a distance, the graphics themselves look like kind of the 1752 01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:20.479 background of a beat them up. 1753 01:18:21.439 --> 01:18:22.399 Oh, I could see that a little bit. 1754 01:18:22.439 --> 01:18:25.520 Yeah, it's a little like kind of Saturn era maybe, 1755 01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:28.600 like yeah, yeah. It's also got some quality of life 1756 01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:30.800 stuff where it's like, you know, all these metro venias, 1757 01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:32.560 it's so much like I need to find a saved 1758 01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:34.439 room where I'm gonna lose all this progress and level 1759 01:18:34.520 --> 01:18:35.560 ups I've been doing. 1760 01:18:35.760 --> 01:18:36.079 This one. 1761 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:39.000 You can like fucking warp most anywhere on the map. 1762 01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:41.119 Like one of the first things you can unlock is 1763 01:18:41.239 --> 01:18:42.960 just like, yeah, just warp wherever you want to of 1764 01:18:43.079 --> 01:18:46.079 like places you've been to instead of like only using 1765 01:18:46.159 --> 01:18:49.319 special teleport rooms or you know, transit rooms or whatever. 1766 01:18:50.159 --> 01:18:52.800 But it's just been feels great, plays awesome on steam Deck. 1767 01:18:52.800 --> 01:18:55.439 I've only played with Unsteam Deck, but yeah, very much 1768 01:18:55.479 --> 01:18:56.159 enjoying it so far. 1769 01:18:56.359 --> 01:18:57.640 Oh it's great Soka. 1770 01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:01.079 You can tell because of the roofs right, Like they 1771 01:19:01.079 --> 01:19:05.000 have that like classic Osaka roof tile set for a 1772 01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:07.640 lot of their styles. It looks really nice up the 1773 01:19:07.680 --> 01:19:11.119 boss fights looktrip too. I'm just saying. 1774 01:19:11.319 --> 01:19:13.640 Those roofs are awesome. 1775 01:19:14.039 --> 01:19:15.920 Also, the thing you can do with the sword too 1776 01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:17.960 is like really cool platforming stuff where it's like if 1777 01:19:17.960 --> 01:19:20.239 you're jumping at a wall that doesn't have a ledge 1778 01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:22.600 you can jump onto. You can hold in why or 1779 01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:24.840 triangle to throw it into the wall and then climb 1780 01:19:24.880 --> 01:19:26.119 onto it, so you can kind of like make your 1781 01:19:26.159 --> 01:19:28.560 own little platform with a sword, or if you do 1782 01:19:28.560 --> 01:19:31.199 down in triangle, it like creates a little bubble around 1783 01:19:31.199 --> 01:19:33.279 you that'll project you against projectiles. So like there's just 1784 01:19:33.319 --> 01:19:35.279 a lot of different ways you can approach different fights 1785 01:19:35.279 --> 01:19:38.199 and boss fights and everything. So just it feels really 1786 01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:38.960 cool planet. 1787 01:19:39.720 --> 01:19:42.159 What the fuck? Oh man, maybe you two would know 1788 01:19:42.800 --> 01:19:44.720 this is going to be the worst description ever. There 1789 01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:47.319 was this game I really liked. I fucking beat it. 1790 01:19:47.840 --> 01:19:51.840 I want to say it was twenty nineteen or twenty twenty. 1791 01:19:51.880 --> 01:19:55.079 It was really colorful side scrolling. I think it was 1792 01:19:55.159 --> 01:19:57.479 like a I don't know that it was a METROIDVNA. 1793 01:19:57.520 --> 01:20:01.800 I think you can assign you gather characters and then 1794 01:20:01.880 --> 01:20:05.079 you you assign them to each face button, so you're 1795 01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:06.319 fighting with one and. 1796 01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:07.439 Then nobody saves the world. 1797 01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:10.000 No. I love that game. I knew that game. It 1798 01:20:10.039 --> 01:20:11.479 was earlier than that. It was like a year or 1799 01:20:11.520 --> 01:20:16.600 two before. It'll come to me at some point, but basically, 1800 01:20:16.680 --> 01:20:18.840 you're fighting with one character, but then you press circle 1801 01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:20.159 and all of a sudden, the other character comes out 1802 01:20:20.199 --> 01:20:22.840 does their ultimate and it was like an indie game. 1803 01:20:22.920 --> 01:20:25.600 Ah man, I wrote about it, I think for Polygon, 1804 01:20:25.600 --> 01:20:27.720 but I wouldn't even know what to google to find it. 1805 01:20:28.840 --> 01:20:31.760 I'll figure it out. It's just something about the art 1806 01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:34.159 style here. The color palette reminded me of that game 1807 01:20:34.640 --> 01:20:38.159 which I really liked but forgot the name of Mary. 1808 01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:39.199 What else have you been playing? 1809 01:20:40.960 --> 01:20:45.159 I was playing Dome Keeper. I was looking for a 1810 01:20:45.640 --> 01:20:50.000 tower defense or like something that I wanted something. So 1811 01:20:50.039 --> 01:20:51.880 this is not like a new game. This came out 1812 01:20:52.479 --> 01:20:55.640 a couple years ago and I never played it, and 1813 01:20:55.720 --> 01:20:57.680 I was looking for something that just allowed me to 1814 01:20:57.720 --> 01:20:58.800 have a simple premise. 1815 01:20:58.960 --> 01:20:59.119 Right. 1816 01:20:59.279 --> 01:21:00.920 You never have like one of those nights where you're like, 1817 01:21:01.000 --> 01:21:02.880 I want to put on some crap on TV that 1818 01:21:02.920 --> 01:21:05.039 I'm not actually watching. I want to sit on my 1819 01:21:05.079 --> 01:21:06.560 couch and I want to play something on my Steam 1820 01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:10.119 deck that won't kill me if I'm not fully paying attention. 1821 01:21:10.279 --> 01:21:13.000 But I do want to like enjoy it. Okay, I 1822 01:21:13.039 --> 01:21:17.840 actually really like dome Keeper. Here's the concept. You are digging. 1823 01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:22.319 You're like digging into the earth to find raw materials. 1824 01:21:22.359 --> 01:21:26.359 The raw materials help you upgrade your digging, your flying, 1825 01:21:26.439 --> 01:21:28.840 and your carryability, which is also very important because then 1826 01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:32.479 you can carry more materials. But every like sixty seconds, 1827 01:21:32.640 --> 01:21:35.199 something attacks your dome, and so you got to hurry 1828 01:21:35.239 --> 01:21:37.119 back to your dome so that you can use a 1829 01:21:37.199 --> 01:21:39.680 laser to like laser them in the face and get 1830 01:21:39.800 --> 01:21:45.239 rid of them. Each wave gets slightly more difficult, so 1831 01:21:45.319 --> 01:21:47.159 you need to hurry up. The second the wave is over, 1832 01:21:47.239 --> 01:21:50.279 I'm like back down in the ground digging up more 1833 01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:52.920 raw materials. There's three different types of materials. There's like 1834 01:21:53.239 --> 01:21:55.800 gold or I think they've been calling it or but 1835 01:21:55.920 --> 01:21:59.399 like let's be real, it's like essentially like just currency one. 1836 01:22:00.319 --> 01:22:04.199 And that helps you get stuff like buying a better laser, 1837 01:22:04.640 --> 01:22:08.640 upgrading your character so that they can carry fly faster. Oh, 1838 01:22:08.800 --> 01:22:12.960 the drill needs to be stronger because as you progress outwards, 1839 01:22:12.960 --> 01:22:17.680 these are all procedurally generated. So the core part, like 1840 01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:19.840 as you're as you're starting out, that's like really loose 1841 01:22:19.920 --> 01:22:22.000 rock and you can get through it. But once you 1842 01:22:22.039 --> 01:22:24.720 get beyond that, you can't dig through that rocket takes forever, 1843 01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:27.319 so you need to upgrade your drill. That's all or 1844 01:22:27.479 --> 01:22:30.760 So your first currency. Second currency is usually some kind 1845 01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:36.720 of like I use it mostly to get health back, 1846 01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:41.119 so to repair a repair currency that comes in handy 1847 01:22:41.159 --> 01:22:44.479 because you is a brutal game and you get viciously attacked. 1848 01:22:44.479 --> 01:22:46.479 So there are so many times in this game where 1849 01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:49.560 I was like barely making it just by the scrape 1850 01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:52.840 of my teeth through like some of these horrible monster fights. 1851 01:22:53.000 --> 01:22:55.800 And then I would repair a bunch and go back 1852 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:58.039 into the minds to dig for more crap. And then 1853 01:22:58.079 --> 01:23:00.680 the third currency I think is why, which is a 1854 01:23:00.680 --> 01:23:03.359 really interesting one, and that one helps with your defense, 1855 01:23:03.479 --> 01:23:07.520 so you can make your dome stronger, you can get 1856 01:23:07.560 --> 01:23:10.119 like nice quality of life things. The very first thing 1857 01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:13.560 I ever invested in was let me know when the 1858 01:23:13.600 --> 01:23:16.279 next monster attack is, which is great, just so you 1859 01:23:17.520 --> 01:23:19.960 don't forget to go and defend your dome when you 1860 01:23:20.000 --> 01:23:22.039 need to. By the end of this game, I want 1861 01:23:22.039 --> 01:23:26.960 to say, like games are anywhere from like thirty five 1862 01:23:27.159 --> 01:23:29.920 forty minutes to like an hour. Maybe I think they're 1863 01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:33.560 shorter than that, but generally, like it's just a nice 1864 01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:37.159 slice of completing a game. You have to get further 1865 01:23:37.239 --> 01:23:40.119 and further into the minds, upgrade your character, and then 1866 01:23:40.159 --> 01:23:44.279 before you know it, you like uncover an ancient artifacty 1867 01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:46.920 type thing, you gotta dig that shit out. You have 1868 01:23:46.960 --> 01:23:50.039 to turn it on. So you have to like dig 1869 01:23:50.079 --> 01:23:51.880 out all the batteries and shit and turn them on. 1870 01:23:52.119 --> 01:23:53.720 And then when you do that, you can take that 1871 01:23:53.760 --> 01:23:56.319 bad Boy home and then you like, you get a 1872 01:23:56.319 --> 01:23:58.520 giant wave of monsters. If you can survive the giant 1873 01:23:58.520 --> 01:24:01.560 wave of monsters, you win. It's so electric. I actually 1874 01:24:01.600 --> 01:24:04.000 fucking love it. I can't believe I never played it before. 1875 01:24:04.319 --> 01:24:06.439 I don't know how I stumbled across this bad Boy, 1876 01:24:06.479 --> 01:24:09.880 but like, I'm obsessed with Domekeeper because I really like 1877 01:24:09.960 --> 01:24:13.479 the dynamic of digging and like upgrading my character, but 1878 01:24:13.520 --> 01:24:15.319 also being like I gotta get home because the flying 1879 01:24:15.359 --> 01:24:18.039 fuckers are gonna come and kill my dome. It's really good. 1880 01:24:18.199 --> 01:24:20.680 I feel like every time someone's subscribed this game to me, 1881 01:24:20.720 --> 01:24:22.359 and in the last few years, I feel like so 1882 01:24:22.359 --> 01:24:26.239 many people have recommended it. It always sounds very interesting 1883 01:24:26.279 --> 01:24:28.159 and sounds like something that I would personally like. 1884 01:24:28.159 --> 01:24:30.439 A lot, and I think you would fucking love it. 1885 01:24:30.720 --> 01:24:32.399 I think I would, And I think that every time 1886 01:24:32.479 --> 01:24:34.720 someone's recommended it to me, I've just had other stuff 1887 01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:35.479 like piled up. 1888 01:24:36.039 --> 01:24:36.520 Uh. 1889 01:24:36.680 --> 01:24:38.840 Now that it's kind of a light, you know, time 1890 01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:42.560 of year right now, maybe a light Well, I guess 1891 01:24:42.680 --> 01:24:44.479 that's why I'm playing Red Dead too, so maybe want 1892 01:24:44.560 --> 01:24:46.760 something with that. Hopefully it'll still be light. But I 1893 01:24:46.800 --> 01:24:48.720 haven't meet. I've had a note on my phone to 1894 01:24:48.800 --> 01:24:50.359 check this out for like I feel a couple of 1895 01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:51.239 years now. Wow. 1896 01:24:51.439 --> 01:24:53.359 I mean I think it's great on Steam Deck, so 1897 01:24:53.399 --> 01:24:55.039 if like that helps in any way. I think it's 1898 01:24:55.079 --> 01:24:56.880 like an easy game on the go. It's an easy 1899 01:24:56.920 --> 01:25:01.720 game on the couch. I say easy to like pick up. 1900 01:25:01.760 --> 01:25:05.560 It's a very difficult to play game. It has four 1901 01:25:05.640 --> 01:25:09.399 levels of difficulty. The game tells you play it on brutal, 1902 01:25:09.880 --> 01:25:11.800 don't play it on normal, don't play it on hard, 1903 01:25:12.079 --> 01:25:14.000 play it on brutal. That's what the game tells me 1904 01:25:14.039 --> 01:25:16.159 to do. So that's what I did. I die a lot. 1905 01:25:16.319 --> 01:25:19.000 I do not survive this game quite often. It has 1906 01:25:19.079 --> 01:25:21.359 really good end game as well, so like after you 1907 01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:23.840 like win for the first time, they're like, here's some upgrades. 1908 01:25:24.399 --> 01:25:27.560 Now we're really mixing it up. Every time you win, 1909 01:25:27.680 --> 01:25:31.439 it lets you uncover a new Uh. I guess you're 1910 01:25:31.479 --> 01:25:34.800 a domed defender, So like you get a new defender 1911 01:25:34.840 --> 01:25:37.279 and there's like a guy who's like magic and he 1912 01:25:37.319 --> 01:25:40.399 can like I don't know, he carries things differently, and 1913 01:25:40.439 --> 01:25:44.439 he can like change gravitational pull whatever. There's different domes. 1914 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:47.319 There's one that instead of a laser, it's a fucking sword, 1915 01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:50.279 and so I have to manually raise the sword and 1916 01:25:50.479 --> 01:25:53.359 drop it on monsters to kill them. And I can 1917 01:25:53.399 --> 01:25:56.399 also shoot the sword with like a cord on the 1918 01:25:56.479 --> 01:25:58.640 end of it to kill the flying monsters. That's pretty fun. 1919 01:25:59.119 --> 01:26:01.279 There's different ways to play. So the one that I 1920 01:26:01.319 --> 01:26:03.560 was telling you, the generic one that's called Relic Hunter, 1921 01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:06.239 you're getting a relic that's deep inside the earth. But 1922 01:26:06.239 --> 01:26:08.880 there's lots of different ways to play. They have ones 1923 01:26:08.920 --> 01:26:12.479 where they're just like get two hundred or before time 1924 01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:15.560 runs out, and there's ones that are like, instead of 1925 01:26:15.560 --> 01:26:19.039 giving you a wave of monsters every minute, we're not 1926 01:26:19.079 --> 01:26:21.800 gonna do a wave of monsters for eighteen minutes. Then 1927 01:26:21.800 --> 01:26:25.079 we're gonna fucking blast your ass with like eighteen rounds 1928 01:26:25.119 --> 01:26:28.239 of monsters at once, which is really fun to prepare for. 1929 01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:31.199 I've I've been playing it a lot. I've been kind 1930 01:26:31.239 --> 01:26:35.039 of enjoying the different challenges that this game has given me. 1931 01:26:36.079 --> 01:26:38.159 I will say, like at some point, I get a 1932 01:26:38.159 --> 01:26:41.119 little tired of mining. It's the same old, same old. 1933 01:26:41.199 --> 01:26:43.960 But like, if you're looking for a monotonous game that 1934 01:26:44.039 --> 01:26:46.319 tells you to mind shit and upgrade your character and 1935 01:26:46.319 --> 01:26:48.359 then fight monsters, this is it. 1936 01:26:49.640 --> 01:26:51.880 I'd like the act of digging in games like Same 1937 01:26:51.880 --> 01:26:56.399 World Digs, Flucky Dig Dug, like a drill dozer Minecraft, 1938 01:26:56.439 --> 01:26:58.520 Like there is something very satisfying about just like I'm 1939 01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:00.560 just gonna dig here for a while. You're right, those 1940 01:27:00.560 --> 01:27:02.520 are the perfect games to just like I've got something 1941 01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:03.279 on in the background. 1942 01:27:03.560 --> 01:27:06.119 Yeah, it's pretty mindless. And it's also a roguelike, so 1943 01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.239 like if you're playing it before bed and you fucking die, 1944 01:27:09.359 --> 01:27:11.560 then you're like, all right, well I'm going to bed now, 1945 01:27:11.600 --> 01:27:14.439 Like there's nothing to get really that upset about. Similar 1946 01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:16.279 to Splunky, right, Like you were like, do a round 1947 01:27:16.319 --> 01:27:18.960 a Splunky and you just kid absolutely annihilated. You're not mad, 1948 01:27:19.039 --> 01:27:20.720 You're just like, well it happens, and then you can 1949 01:27:20.800 --> 01:27:23.640 then you you play again or you quit. And this 1950 01:27:23.720 --> 01:27:25.720 is what this game makes me feel. Like I've never 1951 01:27:25.880 --> 01:27:27.479 like died in this game and been like this is 1952 01:27:27.479 --> 01:27:30.319 such bullshit. Like a kid, it's just like, oh well 1953 01:27:30.319 --> 01:27:32.600 that sucks. I lost twenty minutes. I guess I'll just 1954 01:27:32.640 --> 01:27:34.319 do it again, and you just do it again. 1955 01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:34.840 You just do. 1956 01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:37.079 That's one of the great things about Rogue Lights, is 1957 01:27:37.079 --> 01:27:39.079 it do you have these very sectioned off just like 1958 01:27:39.159 --> 01:27:40.640 I got one more run in me. Let's see how 1959 01:27:40.680 --> 01:27:44.119 this goes? Like I just naturals stopping points in Rogue Lights. 1960 01:27:44.159 --> 01:27:44.760 I love that I. 1961 01:27:44.680 --> 01:27:47.000 Got thirty minutes to kill. I don't want to call 1962 01:27:47.000 --> 01:27:51.479 my family. I'm three beers deep. Let's go, I really did. 1963 01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:54.000 I do think this game is well designed. You can 1964 01:27:54.039 --> 01:27:58.600 tell that they've they've clearly thought about mechanically, like how 1965 01:27:58.640 --> 01:28:02.600 precious these resources are. But because again it's procedurally generated, 1966 01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:05.560 you never know exactly what vane you're going to hit. 1967 01:28:05.760 --> 01:28:08.119 So you might desperately want purples, which are the ones 1968 01:28:08.159 --> 01:28:11.520 that help you like repair, but you keep getting gold 1969 01:28:11.560 --> 01:28:14.119 and you're like, this is just bullshit. You might just 1970 01:28:14.319 --> 01:28:17.319 have an unlucky run where it takes you ages to 1971 01:28:17.359 --> 01:28:20.600 find the relic. I've Also, the game starts on I 1972 01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:23.800 think small mode, and so the area that you're digging 1973 01:28:23.920 --> 01:28:28.399 is not very big. That is small, and then as 1974 01:28:28.439 --> 01:28:31.520 you as soon as you win one round, it expands 1975 01:28:31.560 --> 01:28:35.800 to medium and big. The big minds are fucking ungodly big. 1976 01:28:35.840 --> 01:28:38.520 It's really fun to be like, I can't there's no 1977 01:28:38.600 --> 01:28:41.000 way I'm gonna be able to find where this relic is. 1978 01:28:41.039 --> 01:28:43.600 It's it's really cool to like min Max, you're digging 1979 01:28:43.640 --> 01:28:45.600 and be like, I gotta find this relic probably in 1980 01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:48.600 the next five rounds or I will die. So like, yeah, 1981 01:28:48.680 --> 01:28:51.880 it's I've really enjoyed it thoroughly. I don't think it's 1982 01:28:51.920 --> 01:28:55.000 like it has like this insane long like I don't 1983 01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:56.800 know if I'll play it forever or anything like that. 1984 01:28:56.840 --> 01:28:58.840 I don't think it's like the next Pialatro or anything, 1985 01:28:58.920 --> 01:29:02.319 but I have. It has taken up a lot of 1986 01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:04.560 my weekend and I have absolutely adored it. 1987 01:29:04.680 --> 01:29:05.119 Nice. 1988 01:29:05.479 --> 01:29:07.439 I really need to get around to that at some point, 1989 01:29:07.439 --> 01:29:09.119 because again, every time it comes up, I'm like, that 1990 01:29:09.119 --> 01:29:09.600 sounds fun. 1991 01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:11.359 Yeah, I hope you do it. I hope you. I 1992 01:29:11.399 --> 01:29:17.199 hope you uh watch Barbarian and play dome Keeper and 1993 01:29:17.279 --> 01:29:19.119 report back because they're great. 1994 01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:21.960 Barbarian is a likely one sooner. 1995 01:29:22.119 --> 01:29:24.560 I think Domekeeper I've been putting off because there's new 1996 01:29:24.600 --> 01:29:26.720 stuff and everything, But like I think we do movie 1997 01:29:26.800 --> 01:29:27.279 night every week. 1998 01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:28.560 We all bring it up with bunk. 1999 01:29:29.079 --> 01:29:30.039 Yeah, that's a good one. 2000 01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:31.960 Cool Dan. 2001 01:29:32.039 --> 01:29:34.520 How is Donkey Kong Country Returns? 2002 01:29:34.960 --> 01:29:35.359 It's great. 2003 01:29:35.560 --> 01:29:37.680 I've always been a huge defender of that game when 2004 01:29:37.680 --> 01:29:39.079 it came out on the Wii. I mean, the one 2005 01:29:39.119 --> 01:29:41.760 big complaint was that, like to do the role, which 2006 01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:43.399 is a thing you do all the fucking time in 2007 01:29:43.399 --> 01:29:45.479 those games, you had to do the waggle because it 2008 01:29:45.520 --> 01:29:48.560 was on Wei. And then they put it on three DS, 2009 01:29:48.560 --> 01:29:50.760 and it's like, Okay, great, I can do the role 2010 01:29:50.760 --> 01:29:52.760 with a button like I want to, But it's not. 2011 01:29:52.800 --> 01:29:54.880 It's chained to three DS and a tiny screen and 2012 01:29:54.920 --> 01:29:57.159 all that. So now it's this game that I've I've 2013 01:29:57.239 --> 01:29:59.119 long thought was one of the best platformers I've played. 2014 01:29:59.199 --> 01:30:02.039 It's certainly two D platformers I've played that it looks good, 2015 01:30:02.159 --> 01:30:04.359 it's on the switch, I don't have to do motion bullshit. 2016 01:30:05.520 --> 01:30:08.039 It's it's just a tremendous game that I think it 2017 01:30:08.159 --> 01:30:10.359 reviewed well and everything. But I don't hear people talk 2018 01:30:10.359 --> 01:30:13.600 about as much as I feel they should. Fantastic platformer 2019 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:17.640 holds up very very well. Yeah, still loving it. 2020 01:30:17.800 --> 01:30:19.439 Soundtracks still good, oh. 2021 01:30:19.319 --> 01:30:21.680 Yeah, always great. I think I think it's the best. 2022 01:30:21.680 --> 01:30:23.640 I think it is the best game with Donkey Kong 2023 01:30:23.680 --> 01:30:24.439 in the title. 2024 01:30:26.479 --> 01:30:31.920 Donkey Kong Country from so wait, sorry, this is the 2025 01:30:33.359 --> 01:30:36.600 Is it a really remaster of the one on the 2026 01:30:36.600 --> 01:30:38.960 Wii or the original Super Nintendo? 2027 01:30:39.600 --> 01:30:41.600 No, no, it's it's the Donkey Kong Country Returns the 2028 01:30:41.640 --> 01:30:42.079 Wei game. 2029 01:30:43.199 --> 01:30:46.439 Ah gotcha? Okay, not Donkey Kong Country. 2030 01:30:46.840 --> 01:30:47.920 Which on the Wii. I think. 2031 01:30:47.920 --> 01:30:49.560 I thought it was the best game with Donkey Kong 2032 01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:51.960 in the title, and I like Donkey Kong. I like, 2033 01:30:52.800 --> 01:30:55.199 I'm not like obsessed with the series gameplay. I think 2034 01:30:55.199 --> 01:30:59.199 the character is hilarious for the best thing ever. Well everyone, yeah, 2035 01:30:59.199 --> 01:31:01.399 I mean you don't even say that, but I mustn't. 2036 01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:02.960 Stout playing it. 2037 01:31:03.039 --> 01:31:03.720 Is it co op? 2038 01:31:05.159 --> 01:31:05.439 Yes? 2039 01:31:05.560 --> 01:31:07.439 In fact, me, there was a winter break when it 2040 01:31:07.479 --> 01:31:09.319 first came out that I took it home and me 2041 01:31:09.439 --> 01:31:11.840 and Katie and Kayla, my sisters, we traded off like 2042 01:31:11.880 --> 01:31:14.279 our teams, and it was just like a whole night 2043 01:31:14.359 --> 01:31:16.439 of us. We made a whole drinking game around it, 2044 01:31:16.840 --> 01:31:19.319 and it was just this crazy, like eight hour night 2045 01:31:19.399 --> 01:31:21.960 of us just screaming and passing the controllers back and forth, 2046 01:31:22.000 --> 01:31:24.199 and it was like a super duper fun because like 2047 01:31:24.319 --> 01:31:26.239 it's like mind cart levels that are super hard at 2048 01:31:26.239 --> 01:31:28.920 the end, and oh shit, I fucked up, and so 2049 01:31:28.960 --> 01:31:31.359 now don Key Kong's dead. Kayla, you're Diddy Kong. You 2050 01:31:31.439 --> 01:31:33.920 it's on you. We don't have any fucking balloons or anything. 2051 01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:38.079 You gotta do this like super stressful fun, like it's fantastic. 2052 01:31:39.359 --> 01:31:42.039 I haven't played a good platformer in a while. 2053 01:31:42.560 --> 01:31:45.439 Me neither. I feel like I'm due for like a 2054 01:31:45.479 --> 01:31:48.600 good platformer, and I love co op platformers, and I 2055 01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:51.760 think those are good. Co op platformers are hard to find. 2056 01:31:53.479 --> 01:31:56.840 I keep thinking about a blue Sky posts I saw 2057 01:31:56.920 --> 01:32:00.199 from you know, Jake Steinberg from Kataku. 2058 01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:03.760 Yeah, I saw him post that. 2059 01:32:03.800 --> 01:32:06.239 He was like, uh, because he's a younger guy and 2060 01:32:06.279 --> 01:32:08.000 I've met him at the night shows that we do 2061 01:32:08.000 --> 01:32:09.159 a giant bom. We fed him on the couch a 2062 01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:11.880 couple of times, and he said something like boy, games 2063 01:32:11.880 --> 01:32:15.319 industry or games media old heads will glaze platformers just 2064 01:32:15.359 --> 01:32:23.680 for existing. I was like, yeah, I don't even know 2065 01:32:23.720 --> 01:32:25.399 what he was referred to. I mean this was like 2066 01:32:25.399 --> 01:32:27.319 like a few weeks ago, so I think it's past 2067 01:32:27.359 --> 01:32:30.680 astrobot and I remember seeing that being like, yep, yeah, 2068 01:32:30.680 --> 01:32:32.359 he's right. I think we all just came up like 2069 01:32:32.439 --> 01:32:34.359 guys that are like forty and above we're just we 2070 01:32:34.479 --> 01:32:37.119 remember Mario and that's when we fell in love with games, 2071 01:32:37.119 --> 01:32:38.800 and now it's just platformers being around. 2072 01:32:38.840 --> 01:32:40.399 We're like hell yeah, And I was like, yeah, you're 2073 01:32:40.439 --> 01:32:40.800 not wrong. 2074 01:32:41.399 --> 01:32:44.479 Yeah I disagree. 2075 01:32:45.039 --> 01:32:46.640 Yeah, I like jumping on stuff. 2076 01:32:46.760 --> 01:32:49.319 One of the best games ever made, though, Astrobot. 2077 01:32:49.039 --> 01:32:51.079 That's true. Are you being sarcastic? 2078 01:32:51.560 --> 01:32:53.760 Yeah, yes, very much. 2079 01:32:53.840 --> 01:32:55.840 So you don't think it's one of the best games 2080 01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:56.319 I ever made? 2081 01:32:56.720 --> 01:32:56.800 No? 2082 01:32:58.239 --> 01:32:58.720 Really? 2083 01:32:58.960 --> 01:33:04.199 No, uh sure, extremely well crafted platformer. I have nothing 2084 01:33:04.239 --> 01:33:05.640 to add that I didn't already say on the episode 2085 01:33:05.680 --> 01:33:06.039 about it. 2086 01:33:06.279 --> 01:33:09.680 If I had tiles on it, Yeah. 2087 01:33:09.159 --> 01:33:10.520 Well then that would be a different story. 2088 01:33:10.520 --> 01:33:14.760 Would blow into the controller? No, you don't blow into 2089 01:33:14.800 --> 01:33:20.720 the controller. That was the we you and the three DS. 2090 01:33:21.239 --> 01:33:23.159 You got to shake the controller. 2091 01:33:24.000 --> 01:33:26.720 You don't really know. That's not a gimmick, it's just 2092 01:33:26.760 --> 01:33:27.239 a great plan. 2093 01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:33.199 There's no sprinkles all over the ice cream levels. 2094 01:33:32.199 --> 01:33:35.079 So many fun fetties on the level. 2095 01:33:35.560 --> 01:33:39.159 I could double jump in time twiles compete with Jeff 2096 01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:39.600 week one. 2097 01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:42.199 There's no double jump I can. 2098 01:33:42.399 --> 01:33:44.359 You're saying a bunch of inaccurate things about one of 2099 01:33:44.399 --> 01:33:45.399 the best games of all time. 2100 01:33:45.640 --> 01:33:47.680 You can double jump with the feet. 2101 01:33:47.479 --> 01:33:52.239 Rockets okay it certain items power ups will give you abilities, yes, 2102 01:33:52.279 --> 01:33:54.039 but Astrobot cannot double jump, he can hover. 2103 01:33:54.479 --> 01:34:02.319 These items are not gimmicks at all. The great gameplay innovations. 2104 01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:04.760 And there they really have constructed brilliant character designs, like 2105 01:34:04.880 --> 01:34:08.039 all the other games from PlayStation that they've just shoved 2106 01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:08.479 in here. 2107 01:34:08.880 --> 01:34:11.800 I like PlayStation from the nineties, so I like when 2108 01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:14.840 they call back to it. I used to jack off 2109 01:34:14.840 --> 01:34:17.000 to Laura Croft and this reminds me of that. 2110 01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:19.399 Yeah, that's why I like Estra. 2111 01:34:19.479 --> 01:34:21.319 But I'm an Astrobot. 2112 01:34:21.399 --> 01:34:21.560 God. 2113 01:34:21.560 --> 01:34:25.880 That's why Mark liked it too. I enjoyed that game, 2114 01:34:25.920 --> 01:34:29.960 but it wasn't that good. Why are you playing Crimson 2115 01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:32.279 Skies the x punishment? 2116 01:34:32.680 --> 01:34:36.399 Yes, the Xbox game. It's my punishment from Mike Manatti. 2117 01:34:36.640 --> 01:34:37.399 What's a punishment? 2118 01:34:37.880 --> 01:34:41.560 We did a charity race for La Wildfire Relief on 2119 01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:46.359 last Friday as of this recording, where four of us, Me, Grubb, Sean, 2120 01:34:46.680 --> 01:34:50.479 and Manati raced in Bowser's Fury Uh to see who 2121 01:34:50.479 --> 01:34:53.520 could beat it from beginning to credits in one sitting 2122 01:34:54.000 --> 01:34:56.800 and Manati one and we decided like it was just 2123 01:34:56.800 --> 01:34:59.000 such a positive experience. It's positive stream and everything and 2124 01:34:59.000 --> 01:35:01.359 we're like, oh, we want to have a fun so 2125 01:35:01.439 --> 01:35:05.279 like the winner gets to pick homework games for the 2126 01:35:05.319 --> 01:35:07.760 three losers. And the deal is it's like it's not 2127 01:35:07.800 --> 01:35:09.439 a blake club thing where it's like it's a bad 2128 01:35:09.479 --> 01:35:11.640 game or it's a punishment or whatever where you have 2129 01:35:11.720 --> 01:35:13.600 to stream all this on your own time. It's you 2130 01:35:13.600 --> 01:35:15.239 play it however you want to, but it's got to 2131 01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:17.479 be a game that's not super long and that you 2132 01:35:17.520 --> 01:35:19.920 really like that you're giving to someone who has never 2133 01:35:19.920 --> 01:35:23.239 played it before. So you know, Grub hasn't played Grim Fandango, 2134 01:35:23.359 --> 01:35:25.880 so that's what he's playing. And for me, he gave 2135 01:35:25.920 --> 01:35:28.000 Crimson Skies because he thought I would like it, and 2136 01:35:28.039 --> 01:35:30.920 sure enough, I like it a lot. It's very much 2137 01:35:30.920 --> 01:35:34.159 reminds me of that old kind of tistbox. Yeah, yeah, 2138 01:35:34.640 --> 01:35:36.039 I can't remember if it was a launch game or not, 2139 01:35:36.119 --> 01:35:37.880 but I just love like I love those only a twist, 2140 01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:39.920 The Metal Warhawk. You know these games where it's like, 2141 01:35:40.000 --> 01:35:43.319 all right, you're just a vehicle like an arena where 2142 01:35:43.319 --> 01:35:45.239 it's totally a rogue squadron type thing where it's like 2143 01:35:45.279 --> 01:35:47.880 here it's this area and just fly around and you 2144 01:35:47.920 --> 01:35:50.199 have certain objectives, like there's a weird amount of variety 2145 01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:52.039 in it, like like twist the metal and stuff. It 2146 01:35:52.039 --> 01:35:54.119 was always just like, hey, kill all these cars, this 2147 01:35:54.199 --> 01:35:58.000 has kill all these planes, but also deliver this fragile thing. 2148 01:35:58.039 --> 01:36:00.920 You know, here's a gyrocopter. You're gonna deliver this fragile 2149 01:36:00.920 --> 01:36:03.319 thing through a canyon. You got to protect this plane. 2150 01:36:03.680 --> 01:36:05.760 You got to escort this zeppelin. But you can also 2151 01:36:05.800 --> 01:36:08.479 man the turrets on the zeppelin and flip. Like, there's 2152 01:36:08.520 --> 01:36:11.760 a fun amount of variety here that I didn't expect. 2153 01:36:12.479 --> 01:36:15.199 Several playable characters, right, I don't know if. 2154 01:36:15.119 --> 01:36:16.399 It's characters as much as planes. 2155 01:36:16.800 --> 01:36:18.319 Like I'm always the same dude, but like I am 2156 01:36:18.359 --> 01:36:21.319 unlocking new planes, and you earn cash, and like there's 2157 01:36:21.319 --> 01:36:24.520 collectibles and that let you unlock new upgrades and stuff. 2158 01:36:25.439 --> 01:36:27.359 So yeah, it's fun like finding the plane that works 2159 01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.119 with your style the most, and the controls work fairly 2160 01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:32.079 well for a game that's, you know, over twenty years old. 2161 01:36:32.520 --> 01:36:36.039 Looks fine. It's very very backwards compatible on Xbox. It's 2162 01:36:36.039 --> 01:36:39.720 on game Pass. I heard I had great Xbox Live support, 2163 01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:42.039 one of the early early Xbox Live games. But I've 2164 01:36:42.079 --> 01:36:45.319 just been doing single player and yeah, absolutely, I've really 2165 01:36:45.319 --> 01:36:47.800 really been liking it, so and I like this idea 2166 01:36:47.800 --> 01:36:50.279 of the punishment because I'm so used to like, Okay, 2167 01:36:50.359 --> 01:36:53.159 the winner gets to pick this tortuous, fucking horrible thing 2168 01:36:53.199 --> 01:36:54.840 that the loser has to do, and this is like, 2169 01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:55.680 oh we got this. 2170 01:36:56.439 --> 01:36:58.039 When would I have played this otherwise? 2171 01:36:58.199 --> 01:37:00.560 And now I've got this homework assignment like it, So 2172 01:37:00.600 --> 01:37:02.159 it's like, oh, this is this is a fun way 2173 01:37:02.199 --> 01:37:02.600 to do it. 2174 01:37:02.680 --> 01:37:05.439 So who came up with punishment that seems like a 2175 01:37:05.479 --> 01:37:06.479 minati situation? 2176 01:37:08.359 --> 01:37:10.159 He might have come up with the term. 2177 01:37:10.479 --> 01:37:12.000 I don't remember how we got to It was just 2178 01:37:12.000 --> 01:37:13.720 one of those natural things where we were talking about 2179 01:37:13.720 --> 01:37:15.319 it and we all kind of wound up there. 2180 01:37:15.439 --> 01:37:18.399 So, yeah, we should do that. 2181 01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:20.439 At some point. Sign me a game. Well I probably 2182 01:37:20.439 --> 01:37:21.560 won't play it, but you could. Well. 2183 01:37:21.560 --> 01:37:23.119 We tried with Mary, but then she just played a 2184 01:37:23.159 --> 01:37:23.880 totally different game. 2185 01:37:24.479 --> 01:37:29.000 Yeah, blamed us for recommending a game that we don't like. 2186 01:37:29.680 --> 01:37:33.079 I thought we hadn't moved on as a podcast. 2187 01:37:32.560 --> 01:37:34.279 From this the last episode. 2188 01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:38.279 You got bragging rights, though, go forward in your life. 2189 01:37:38.600 --> 01:37:40.199 We're trying to give you a punishment. 2190 01:37:40.960 --> 01:37:45.520 I yeah, we did as you or I had between worlds, 2191 01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:46.359 as I tend to do. 2192 01:37:46.439 --> 01:37:47.760 Yeah, play Link between Worlds. 2193 01:37:48.039 --> 01:37:52.600 Play Link between Worlds. It's really good, really really really good. 2194 01:37:52.600 --> 01:37:56.960 Top five Zelda Skyward Sort Mary. Have you played all 2195 01:37:56.960 --> 01:37:58.680 of the Middle Girl Solids O Skyward Sword. 2196 01:37:58.760 --> 01:37:59.840 Yeah, I haven't played it. 2197 01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:03.239 Oh my god. You streaming Medal Year would be. 2198 01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:06.119 I love watching people play Medal Year solid that I 2199 01:38:06.159 --> 01:38:09.319 have not played it because it's just so fucking bad shit. 2200 01:38:09.880 --> 01:38:12.479 I would love if you played that and then we 2201 01:38:12.520 --> 01:38:15.399 get your reports. Do a report. 2202 01:38:16.000 --> 01:38:17.880 Yes, she sounds so enthused. 2203 01:38:18.520 --> 01:38:20.800 I mean there's a lot to talk about with that series. 2204 01:38:22.359 --> 01:38:24.840 To be like, I feel like I'd have to find 2205 01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:30.520 like a real like open time to play that dealing. 2206 01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:34.840 Yeah, I mean they're not controls. Yeah, people struggle with 2207 01:38:34.840 --> 01:38:37.159 the controls if they come back to it now. I 2208 01:38:37.159 --> 01:38:37.760 mean most of. 2209 01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:42.399 Those games eight hours. Yeah, they're not crazy long. 2210 01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:46.039 At some point doing. 2211 01:38:46.119 --> 01:38:48.520 Well, you an hour or you got to do before 2212 01:38:48.520 --> 01:38:50.039 episode one hundred, because you're gonna be hearing a lot 2213 01:38:50.039 --> 01:38:50.960 about Metal Year during that. 2214 01:38:51.359 --> 01:38:54.760 I don't owe you ship, No, you don't. 2215 01:38:54.800 --> 01:38:55.479 Yeah, you're right. 2216 01:38:55.680 --> 01:38:57.760 You should have played the game we already suggested. 2217 01:38:58.000 --> 01:39:02.199 Yeah, I've got Yeah. Next time we recommend something, don't 2218 01:39:02.279 --> 01:39:05.159 just go off into the wilderness. And play something we 2219 01:39:05.520 --> 01:39:06.479 said don't play. 2220 01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:07.520 Yeah, I think. 2221 01:39:09.560 --> 01:39:12.920 This one, I think I've played. I played this one 2222 01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:15.319 because it has the worm that you hit the tail. 2223 01:39:15.720 --> 01:39:16.880 Well, that's a common thing. 2224 01:39:17.079 --> 01:39:17.880 What are you talking about. 2225 01:39:17.880 --> 01:39:20.159 That's the link to the past Muldos or whatever. 2226 01:39:20.399 --> 01:39:22.640 Oh no, the guy who you rent the items from, 2227 01:39:22.680 --> 01:39:25.920 and that's a rabbit. Oh that's right. 2228 01:39:26.000 --> 01:39:28.800 Yeah, mold Orm is what I'm thinking of. The sword 2229 01:39:29.159 --> 01:39:31.399 or the worm he's got, Like. 2230 01:39:31.800 --> 01:39:32.600 I love the Hamburg. 2231 01:39:32.680 --> 01:39:34.640 Yeah, he's a fun Hamburg. 2232 01:39:34.800 --> 01:39:37.359 Yeah yeah, God switch to just needs Twilet Princess and 2233 01:39:37.399 --> 01:39:39.479 Winwaker and I'm there. Well I'm there anyway, but like 2234 01:39:39.720 --> 01:39:42.319 I really want Yeah, they're both good. I like Toilet 2235 01:39:42.319 --> 01:39:48.079 Princess too, but like, uh, the beginning really is very 2236 01:39:48.159 --> 01:39:51.159 very slow, and also it's got a lot of arbitrary gating, 2237 01:39:51.239 --> 01:39:53.119 like oh, this bridge is broken, so you got to 2238 01:39:53.159 --> 01:39:55.000 go back and talk to that character from back there, 2239 01:39:55.039 --> 01:39:56.640 and then you've got to sumo wrestle the Mayor, and 2240 01:39:56.680 --> 01:40:00.239 then you gotta a lot go back and talk to Sorrow. Yeah, 2241 01:40:00.279 --> 01:40:01.960 because you did that knock arena. We got a call 2242 01:40:02.039 --> 01:40:02.439 back to. 2243 01:40:02.399 --> 01:40:05.439 That when we're having just played Windwaker in the last year. 2244 01:40:05.479 --> 01:40:07.319 That holds up extremely Well, that was. 2245 01:40:07.319 --> 01:40:09.479 Even better now with the new sailing and map and 2246 01:40:09.560 --> 01:40:14.439 updated uh travel anybody else play? Aything else? 2247 01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:16.039 Mary? 2248 01:40:16.079 --> 01:40:17.279 You played Spiro when you're sick? 2249 01:40:17.920 --> 01:40:21.520 I got sick this weekend, three day weekend, and I 2250 01:40:21.560 --> 01:40:25.039 didn't feel good and I needed a comfort game, so 2251 01:40:25.079 --> 01:40:33.359 I downloaded Spiro blamed. Yeah. 2252 01:40:33.359 --> 01:40:34.119 It's so good. 2253 01:40:35.119 --> 01:40:37.680 It's really nice. It's just basically like all the things 2254 01:40:37.680 --> 01:40:41.840 you like about Spiro, but it's delicately upgraded with nicer 2255 01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:45.920 graphics and it it feels great. The controls feel just 2256 01:40:45.960 --> 01:40:48.560 like when I was a kid. I kind of forgot. 2257 01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:49.800 I don't know if you guys played. Did you guys 2258 01:40:49.840 --> 01:40:50.600 both play Spiro? 2259 01:40:51.119 --> 01:40:51.439 Kayla? 2260 01:40:51.560 --> 01:40:54.920 Kyla was obsessed with it, and I remember I was like, game, well, 2261 01:40:54.920 --> 01:40:56.560 that's the thing. I was like a teenager, and so 2262 01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:58.680 I'd see Caleb, Oh, this is some shitty, you know, 2263 01:40:58.760 --> 01:41:01.800 kitty dragon game thing whatever. And then the Regnited trilogy 2264 01:41:01.840 --> 01:41:03.079 comes out and I play it. I'm like, Oh, I 2265 01:41:03.079 --> 01:41:04.359 fucking love all these games. 2266 01:41:04.399 --> 01:41:04.880 This is great. 2267 01:41:04.960 --> 01:41:05.680 Yeah, they're really good. 2268 01:41:11.119 --> 01:41:13.119 I would say, Yeah. 2269 01:41:12.920 --> 01:41:15.960 It's simple, right, Like you're a baby dragon who can 2270 01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:18.680 kind of fly but not really, and you got to 2271 01:41:18.720 --> 01:41:21.319 get all of the gemmys and they hide them in 2272 01:41:21.439 --> 01:41:24.840 like hard to platform places. So but if you're stupid 2273 01:41:25.000 --> 01:41:26.720 or like not good at games, you can just not 2274 01:41:26.960 --> 01:41:29.640 get those. You don't have to hundred percent the levels. 2275 01:41:29.920 --> 01:41:32.039 So it's nice as an adult to go back to 2276 01:41:32.079 --> 01:41:34.960 it and be like this actually was kind of tough 2277 01:41:35.000 --> 01:41:37.520 to get to these little areas, like they've hidden everything, 2278 01:41:38.000 --> 01:41:42.159 but if you don't feel like figuring it out, you 2279 01:41:42.439 --> 01:41:45.800 just don't do it and you just move on and 2280 01:41:45.840 --> 01:41:48.239 get the other dinosaurs or whatever they are. 2281 01:41:48.680 --> 01:41:51.439 You just I love that about platformers of that era, 2282 01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:53.279 Like you know, like Mario sixty four is like, look, 2283 01:41:53.319 --> 01:41:54.760 if you want to do one hundred and twenty stars, yeah, 2284 01:41:54.760 --> 01:41:57.039 I have a blast. But if you hate Hazy May's cave, 2285 01:41:57.319 --> 01:41:59.520 don't fucking go there and just get your star somewhere else, 2286 01:41:59.680 --> 01:41:59.960 you know. 2287 01:42:00.239 --> 01:42:04.039 Greial loser. I think it's great that they've like casually 2288 01:42:04.159 --> 01:42:06.840 let you decide how in you want to be, and 2289 01:42:06.920 --> 01:42:10.520 so yeah, it's it's been really nice. I'm very early 2290 01:42:10.600 --> 01:42:14.000 on in, but like as a sick couch game, I 2291 01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:15.840 was loving it, So yeah, I'm back. 2292 01:42:16.199 --> 01:42:17.880 I did notice. Yeah, you were on Instagram. 2293 01:42:17.880 --> 01:42:19.640 I say, you do some stories where you're watching old 2294 01:42:19.680 --> 01:42:21.119 Simpsons and I would like, look at the same deck 2295 01:42:21.119 --> 01:42:22.239 screen as course she's playing Spiro. 2296 01:42:22.399 --> 01:42:24.880 Yeah, I inspiral, like I think it's Spiro. 2297 01:42:25.479 --> 01:42:25.840 I was. 2298 01:42:25.920 --> 01:42:28.840 I was watching my favorite seasons as well. 2299 01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:33.520 So I was watching like Dalmatians one the Domination that's 2300 01:42:34.479 --> 01:42:35.159 really good. 2301 01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:38.680 And the one where Homer goes to clown College. Like really, 2302 01:42:39.479 --> 01:42:42.039 they make me laugh, they make me so happy, they're 2303 01:42:42.119 --> 01:42:44.479 so funny. And I was doing that in Spirro and 2304 01:42:44.520 --> 01:42:47.359 I think so I posted those and I saw someone 2305 01:42:47.520 --> 01:42:50.039 DM and be like, you know how to do mental 2306 01:42:50.079 --> 01:42:53.640 health better than anyone I know. I was like, I 2307 01:42:53.680 --> 01:42:56.119 think that's true. Like I when I don't feel good, 2308 01:42:56.159 --> 01:42:59.039 I'm like, I'm sitting on this couch, I'm making a tea. 2309 01:42:59.119 --> 01:43:01.920 I'm getting my dog who will always loyally like sit 2310 01:43:02.039 --> 01:43:04.399 in my lap when I'm not well. I think you 2311 01:43:04.439 --> 01:43:06.239 have one of those two by the dog who's just like, 2312 01:43:06.359 --> 01:43:09.439 what are you not good? I will behave your side. 2313 01:43:09.680 --> 01:43:12.399 I will not move from this spot because you need 2314 01:43:12.439 --> 01:43:13.119 me and I just. 2315 01:43:13.039 --> 01:43:14.439 Want me tucked under your arm. I can just stay 2316 01:43:14.479 --> 01:43:15.279 here all day. What do you want? 2317 01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:17.560 I will sit there. He's such a good boy, and 2318 01:43:17.680 --> 01:43:21.800 I will watch old Simpsons and I'm happy, and that 2319 01:43:22.000 --> 01:43:24.399 is a great place for me to just mentally and 2320 01:43:24.520 --> 01:43:28.880 physically repair and damn it, I am back. So yeah, 2321 01:43:29.000 --> 01:43:31.000 that was such a good doctor's orders. Man. 2322 01:43:31.279 --> 01:43:35.000 Hell yeah, yeah, I play fire Emblem when I'm sick. 2323 01:43:35.920 --> 01:43:40.079 Something about it. It's just enough, like requires just enough 2324 01:43:40.079 --> 01:43:43.479 brain power to sort of like be cognizant. But then 2325 01:43:43.520 --> 01:43:47.359 also there's like the satisfying character building and the tactics 2326 01:43:47.359 --> 01:43:47.840 and whatnot. 2327 01:43:47.880 --> 01:43:51.479 The tactics yet yes. 2328 01:43:52.560 --> 01:43:56.279 I'm like, I need deep tactics. 2329 01:43:55.920 --> 01:43:57.680 When you jump on some turtles and sleep. 2330 01:43:57.960 --> 01:44:05.560 No, that makes menous, That makes me naucious. Want do emails, jure. Okay, 2331 01:44:05.640 --> 01:44:07.640 we are going to get to emails. But before that, 2332 01:44:07.720 --> 01:44:09.199 and before we get to the end of the episode, 2333 01:44:09.239 --> 01:44:12.640 we do have a couple of upcoming fun stuff to 2334 01:44:12.680 --> 01:44:17.840 tell people about. Firstly, this is episode ninety nine, and 2335 01:44:17.880 --> 01:44:21.399 for all you math nerds out there, next episode will 2336 01:44:21.439 --> 01:44:25.960 be one hundred. Oh yeah, Okay, we've referenced it several times, 2337 01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:30.000 but now we can officially say episode hundred is not 2338 01:44:30.039 --> 01:44:32.039 going to be a normal format. We are going to 2339 01:44:32.119 --> 01:44:36.760 be doing a sixty four game bracket tournament to battle 2340 01:44:36.760 --> 01:44:40.920 out and decide what is fire Escape Casts Collective, or rather, 2341 01:44:41.199 --> 01:44:44.000 whoever can argue best what is our best game of 2342 01:44:44.039 --> 01:44:48.600 all time? So we all basically nominated twenty five games each. 2343 01:44:48.680 --> 01:44:52.680 Obviously there's going to be some overlap, especially with Red 2344 01:44:52.760 --> 01:44:55.279 Dead two being so high on DAN lists along with 2345 01:44:55.399 --> 01:45:01.079 Holli Night. We're gonna figure out nix any the doubles 2346 01:45:01.239 --> 01:45:03.640 and then maybe bring in a few like honorable mentions 2347 01:45:03.680 --> 01:45:06.760 that almost made it, just to make the show more interesting. 2348 01:45:07.279 --> 01:45:10.279 But Mary's putting together a bracket. We're gonna do it 2349 01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:13.119 in the sense that we don't know. We're gonna randomize 2350 01:45:13.119 --> 01:45:15.920 the first round, so it could be like Bloodborne versus 2351 01:45:15.960 --> 01:45:18.720 Hollow Night, which would be seeded. 2352 01:45:19.239 --> 01:45:21.720 Yeah, not seated at all. It's gonna be totally random. 2353 01:45:22.039 --> 01:45:24.279 And I've already set the tone that I am not 2354 01:45:24.399 --> 01:45:27.359 going to undo it if you're like, that's not fair, 2355 01:45:27.399 --> 01:45:29.319 because these are both games that I really like. 2356 01:45:29.399 --> 01:45:32.079 Tough no, no, no, it's whatever. However the dice fall, and 2357 01:45:32.119 --> 01:45:32.720 then we're not. 2358 01:45:32.840 --> 01:45:35.920 Speaking to you. I'm just saying the rules. I'm going 2359 01:45:35.960 --> 01:45:38.720 to be in the bracket and they're going to be constructed, 2360 01:45:38.800 --> 01:45:41.319 and if you don't like it, like that's that, that's 2361 01:45:41.359 --> 01:45:42.079 not my problem. 2362 01:45:42.199 --> 01:45:45.079 You are furnaces responding to your anger. Because my furnace 2363 01:45:45.159 --> 01:45:46.560 kicked on as soon as you got mad at me. 2364 01:45:47.119 --> 01:45:50.319 I don't think that me and that furnace are related, 2365 01:45:50.359 --> 01:45:53.039 but I do think that my blood pressure rises every 2366 01:45:53.079 --> 01:45:55.319 time I hear that fucking whistle coming out of your 2367 01:45:55.359 --> 01:46:03.039 stupid bye wear a sweater. You're wearing a T shirt 2368 01:46:03.359 --> 01:46:04.439 is January? 2369 01:46:05.000 --> 01:46:05.920 I'm inside. 2370 01:46:06.680 --> 01:46:09.359 Yeah, any he's got the furnace on. 2371 01:46:09.560 --> 01:46:11.439 The dead of winner in Minnesota. 2372 01:46:11.840 --> 01:46:14.600 It just happens to sound like a grieving Eagle who 2373 01:46:14.640 --> 01:46:16.159 lost its cubs. 2374 01:46:16.479 --> 01:46:18.600 That's our football team, the Minnesota grieving Eagles. 2375 01:46:19.479 --> 01:46:22.800 Someone squeezing the life out of a small chinchilla. 2376 01:46:23.119 --> 01:46:28.359 Yeah, yeah, it happens herea but yeah, that'll be episode 2377 01:46:28.359 --> 01:46:30.960 one hundred. It'll be on the normal schedule, so it'll 2378 01:46:31.000 --> 01:46:35.840 be what February third, tenth, We'll have that up episode hundred. 2379 01:46:36.000 --> 01:46:40.159 Just so everybody knows how we got to this list 2380 01:46:40.199 --> 01:46:43.079 of sixty four is. I asked the boys to put 2381 01:46:43.079 --> 01:46:45.279 together a list of their top twenty fives. 2382 01:46:45.279 --> 01:46:47.159 That just gives a ballpark. 2383 01:46:47.439 --> 01:46:52.880 I'm repeating it, And I recently checked this list of 2384 01:46:53.239 --> 01:46:58.199 all of the games, and Mike put games on my 2385 01:46:58.439 --> 01:47:00.960 list that I did not run. And I'd like to 2386 01:47:01.000 --> 01:47:02.159 read some of these. 2387 01:47:02.439 --> 01:47:04.560 That I did not do that. You wrote all these. 2388 01:47:04.960 --> 01:47:06.000 I did not write these. 2389 01:47:06.039 --> 01:47:09.079 Appropriate like I would like for radio. 2390 01:47:09.920 --> 01:47:10.600 That's on you. 2391 01:47:10.920 --> 01:47:12.359 Yeah, you put them down, don't. 2392 01:47:12.159 --> 01:47:14.119 Get the bee button potentially ready. 2393 01:47:14.319 --> 01:47:18.239 So for our top twenty five, I wrote half Life, two, 2394 01:47:18.800 --> 01:47:21.720 Hollow Night, they should shock No. One Years of War, 2395 01:47:22.439 --> 01:47:25.920 and then all of a sudden, Mike Tyson's punch out. 2396 01:47:26.000 --> 01:47:27.680 Oh yeah, I did not put that. I did not 2397 01:47:27.720 --> 01:47:30.199 put that by the great, great big Mary. 2398 01:47:30.239 --> 01:47:30.439 Sure. 2399 01:47:31.800 --> 01:47:35.119 I left my heart in the Pacific Northwest. That's not 2400 01:47:35.159 --> 01:47:35.640 a game. 2401 01:47:35.880 --> 01:47:39.960 Yeah it is. You wrote it. Take it up with Yeah, 2402 01:47:40.159 --> 01:47:43.319 you we know you love it. 2403 01:47:43.760 --> 01:47:45.520 As Boy goes to Dumb Town. 2404 01:47:45.840 --> 01:47:46.600 That one is good. 2405 01:47:47.000 --> 01:47:47.199 Yeah. 2406 01:47:47.199 --> 01:47:49.000 It was the classic sixty. 2407 01:47:48.680 --> 01:47:51.600 Four lobster sniper. 2408 01:47:56.000 --> 01:47:58.560 Yeah, you got to taste so far. 2409 01:47:58.920 --> 01:48:02.439 They have really good ball physics and lobsters. Heard that. 2410 01:48:02.600 --> 01:48:08.640 I've heard that Revenge of the Frog, prins Ass Boy 2411 01:48:08.720 --> 01:48:12.520 goes to dump down three Midnight Noctors. 2412 01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:13.239 Right, you didn't like two. It was like a Devil 2413 01:48:13.279 --> 01:48:14.079 May Cry situation. 2414 01:48:14.239 --> 01:48:16.439 I really was a step back. Yeah, they got back 2415 01:48:16.439 --> 01:48:18.600 on track with three. Return to form. 2416 01:48:18.920 --> 01:48:21.600 Yeah, some of these are personal. 2417 01:48:22.720 --> 01:48:24.680 Grenades that explode into bubble. 2418 01:48:25.560 --> 01:48:27.039 Little violent, but that's that's good. 2419 01:48:27.199 --> 01:48:29.680 Yeah. I started as a flash game, but they they 2420 01:48:29.720 --> 01:48:31.279 actually made a like a full game. 2421 01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:42.520 We Yeah, Blanket Simulator. I would really like that game. 2422 01:48:44.640 --> 01:48:51.199 Blanket Simulator remake. Oh yeah, Baking Saga twenty two Nights 2423 01:48:51.199 --> 01:48:52.560 of Pumpkin Pie. 2424 01:48:54.439 --> 01:48:55.199 I have not seen. 2425 01:48:57.600 --> 01:49:03.159 Yeah, really looking forward to arguing and ringover Baking Simulator Saga. 2426 01:49:04.119 --> 01:49:05.800 You guys are bad friends. 2427 01:49:06.079 --> 01:49:09.199 I didn't do this. It's the first time I'm seeing it. 2428 01:49:10.479 --> 01:49:13.079 He left blank spaces. What was I supposed to do? 2429 01:49:13.560 --> 01:49:16.800 Baking Saga Reflex two point five x D two D. 2430 01:49:20.319 --> 01:49:22.039 We almost gave that worst title of the year a 2431 01:49:22.119 --> 01:49:22.800 few years ago. 2432 01:49:22.760 --> 01:49:23.159 That's true. 2433 01:49:23.279 --> 01:49:26.920 Yeah, Oh my god. Oh this is a nice one, 2434 01:49:27.119 --> 01:49:28.800 solid night nice. 2435 01:49:29.159 --> 01:49:30.079 Yeah, that's good. 2436 01:49:30.479 --> 01:49:35.479 Yeah, like that drunk Gymnast Physics. 2437 01:49:37.439 --> 01:49:40.000 It's the spiritual successor to Mount your Friends. 2438 01:49:40.319 --> 01:49:47.720 Yeah, Junior Year returned to Cincinnati. It's very close. Dare 2439 01:49:50.039 --> 01:49:52.720 help My French bulldog thinks he's a member of the 2440 01:49:52.840 --> 01:49:53.399 Viet Cong. 2441 01:49:55.960 --> 01:49:58.720 It was a really specific indie game that someone made, 2442 01:49:59.399 --> 01:49:59.840 really good. 2443 01:50:00.319 --> 01:50:04.279 Yep, got DLC for Razor my dog. 2444 01:50:04.680 --> 01:50:08.640 Yeah, he's he's an American soldier with a flamethrower. 2445 01:50:09.000 --> 01:50:13.840 Oh the horror. 2446 01:50:15.399 --> 01:50:18.640 Yeah. 2447 01:50:20.439 --> 01:50:25.880 Portland series Portland Stories part four. It's just disrespectful to 2448 01:50:25.960 --> 01:50:26.359 my home. 2449 01:50:26.520 --> 01:50:28.479 It really came together in the fourth game. 2450 01:50:29.600 --> 01:50:31.920 Puzzle game with really innovative mechanics. 2451 01:50:32.039 --> 01:50:36.479 Oh yeah, I remember that. That was good. Are there 2452 01:50:36.479 --> 01:50:38.079 any Are there any more good ones? 2453 01:50:40.039 --> 01:50:43.600 Hell Divers too easy mode? Only this one was surprising 2454 01:50:43.720 --> 01:50:45.119 NBA two K twenty three. 2455 01:50:46.960 --> 01:50:49.479 Yeah, yeah, that was just yeah the time my. 2456 01:50:49.439 --> 01:50:51.199 Phone is at the bottom of the will Lammett But 2457 01:50:51.239 --> 01:50:53.000 I still have so many friends to text. 2458 01:50:53.239 --> 01:50:57.640 Yeah that's good, You're an asshole. Game was good, but yeah, 2459 01:50:57.640 --> 01:51:00.359 episode one hundred. So those who knows which one of 2460 01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:02.159 those will be duking it out with some of mine 2461 01:51:02.199 --> 01:51:05.640 or some of Dan's. And again, who's to say there's 2462 01:51:05.640 --> 01:51:08.840 gonna be brack many brackets where one of Dan's games 2463 01:51:08.880 --> 01:51:10.760 pops up against one of Mary's. It's not about our 2464 01:51:10.800 --> 01:51:14.199 games winning, it's about arguing whatever the two happened to 2465 01:51:14.239 --> 01:51:16.600 be at that moment, all the rest of the brown 2466 01:51:16.680 --> 01:51:17.760 games into the background. 2467 01:51:18.399 --> 01:51:22.000 No, we're gonna determine fire Escape's best game of all time. 2468 01:51:22.279 --> 01:51:27.039 Yes, yes, it's not a competition, well I mean literally 2469 01:51:27.079 --> 01:51:28.319 as a tournament, but like. 2470 01:51:28.560 --> 01:51:31.079 It's it's our collective choice. 2471 01:51:31.119 --> 01:51:33.800 Though it's gonna be I'm gonna laugh if marry, all 2472 01:51:33.840 --> 01:51:36.159 of your games go up against one another and you 2473 01:51:36.199 --> 01:51:39.119 have we we just have to listen to you argue. 2474 01:51:38.560 --> 01:51:40.640 Me having to argue all these metal years and Marios 2475 01:51:40.680 --> 01:51:41.319 against each other. 2476 01:51:41.399 --> 01:51:44.119 Oh yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, but yeah, that'll be 2477 01:51:44.119 --> 01:51:46.960 episode one hundred and then one last thing some last 2478 01:51:46.960 --> 01:51:49.760 minute not last minute, some final details are still coming together. 2479 01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:54.439 But We've got a fun bonus series planned that I'm 2480 01:51:54.439 --> 01:51:57.680 gonna be doing with Vinnie Caravella from Nextlander. 2481 01:51:58.560 --> 01:52:00.199 That's so good, what a good group. 2482 01:52:00.359 --> 01:52:01.560 Yeah, I love Vinnie. 2483 01:52:02.399 --> 01:52:04.760 I don't love Vinnie. Could you imagine someone who comes 2484 01:52:04.840 --> 01:52:06.560 up to you and they're like, we have all the 2485 01:52:06.560 --> 01:52:08.520 same things. I think we're gonna be great friends. Just 2486 01:52:08.560 --> 01:52:10.560 one thing, I hate Vinnie. 2487 01:52:10.359 --> 01:52:14.399 Awesome and except the gossipy, ass drama filled industry of 2488 01:52:14.479 --> 01:52:19.359 games media, Vinnie Caravella is one of one of the 2489 01:52:19.359 --> 01:52:23.479 only people I've ever met that I've never heard anyone 2490 01:52:23.520 --> 01:52:24.479 say anything bad about. 2491 01:52:24.600 --> 01:52:27.520 We're actually all bad people except for Vinnie. 2492 01:52:27.680 --> 01:52:30.800 Yeah, Vinnie is beloved by all, and for good reason. 2493 01:52:31.199 --> 01:52:35.000 Yes, yeah, he has been wanting. He grabbed basically the 2494 01:52:35.119 --> 01:52:39.600 Total war Warhammer trilogy on sale, so basically it's generally 2495 01:52:39.640 --> 01:52:42.760 going to work where we're doing two separate camp co 2496 01:52:42.840 --> 01:52:46.239 op campaigns, one of which fire Escape. If you're already 2497 01:52:46.319 --> 01:52:50.680 a eight dollar tier patron, you're signed up, you can 2498 01:52:50.720 --> 01:52:53.680 watch this. We're gonna do u in our off weeks. 2499 01:52:53.680 --> 01:52:55.800 We're gonna publish one episode at a time, like one 2500 01:52:55.800 --> 01:52:57.720 hour a time, where Vinnie and I are playing a 2501 01:52:57.760 --> 01:53:01.960 good quote unquote campaign as like some of the Order 2502 01:53:02.079 --> 01:53:04.680 Forces they're called it in Warhammer. I'm gonna walk. I'm 2503 01:53:04.680 --> 01:53:08.159 gonna kind of be Vinnie's guru. And then if you're 2504 01:53:08.199 --> 01:53:12.119 already a patron for Next Lander there, I think they're 2505 01:53:12.159 --> 01:53:15.239 ten dollars tier, we're doing a separate campaign over there 2506 01:53:15.279 --> 01:53:20.880 as evil forces maybe orcs, maybe vampires, maybe vampire pirates. Basically, 2507 01:53:20.920 --> 01:53:22.680 I'm gonna be showing Vinnie the ropes while we do 2508 01:53:22.720 --> 01:53:24.600 a co op campaign. But if you're not a Next 2509 01:53:24.680 --> 01:53:28.119 Lander patron and you just want to stick to fire Escape, 2510 01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:29.920 you'll be able to see all the episodes of our campaign. 2511 01:53:30.880 --> 01:53:33.960 I don't know why. If you are you listen to Firescape, 2512 01:53:34.000 --> 01:53:36.119 but you're a Next Lander patron, you don't need to 2513 01:53:36.119 --> 01:53:37.479 come and be a patron for us. You'll see that 2514 01:53:37.520 --> 01:53:39.319 whole campaign. But if you want to see both of them, 2515 01:53:39.720 --> 01:53:42.119 and see like me and Vinnie hanging out, or hear 2516 01:53:42.159 --> 01:53:44.359 me and Vinnie hanging out playing a game that I 2517 01:53:44.399 --> 01:53:46.399 talk about too much, but people here tune out when 2518 01:53:46.399 --> 01:53:49.279 I talk about it. Then come see what I'm raving about. 2519 01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:52.880 We're aiming for mid February, mid to late February, we'll say. 2520 01:53:53.800 --> 01:53:56.479 Once we get closer, we'll give final details so people know, 2521 01:53:57.520 --> 01:54:02.159 just especially with the subscription pricing now with Patreon, if 2522 01:54:02.159 --> 01:54:03.880 you want to like plan the data sign up before 2523 01:54:03.920 --> 01:54:06.880 it goes live, we'll be sure to publish that. But anyway, 2524 01:54:07.079 --> 01:54:09.000 onto emails. We have a shit ton of emails in 2525 01:54:09.039 --> 01:54:10.920 our inbox. Thank you everybody, keep those coming. 2526 01:54:11.000 --> 01:54:13.079 Yeah, thank you for doing that again. 2527 01:54:13.119 --> 01:54:15.399 This firescape cast at gmail dot com. For any questions 2528 01:54:15.439 --> 01:54:20.640 you want read on the air, We've got several tonight 2529 01:54:20.680 --> 01:54:25.520 as usual, Dan, I think this one actually makes sense 2530 01:54:25.560 --> 01:54:27.760 for you to take from Wayne. 2531 01:54:31.000 --> 01:54:34.359 I was muted, all right, from Wayne. I have to 2532 01:54:34.439 --> 01:54:36.960 assume the subject line was Macgrueber. Is that the case 2533 01:54:36.960 --> 01:54:38.079 because I don't see it in the body. 2534 01:54:38.079 --> 01:54:42.760 Okay, that's so funny, But the body of the email 2535 01:54:42.880 --> 01:54:46.680 just what a great recommendation and movie, And Dan is like, well, 2536 01:54:46.680 --> 01:54:48.920 this is obviously macgober it has. 2537 01:54:48.760 --> 01:54:51.000 To be ya Hey. 2538 01:54:51.039 --> 01:54:54.560 After years of listening specifically to Dan throughout the years, 2539 01:54:54.680 --> 01:54:58.119 I finally decided this past week to finally watch this movie. 2540 01:54:58.399 --> 01:55:01.119 I don't remember the last time I laughed so much 2541 01:55:01.159 --> 01:55:03.479 and so hard at a movie. So I'm wondering if 2542 01:55:03.520 --> 01:55:06.399 you all have more suggestions of movies like this, Wayne. 2543 01:55:06.279 --> 01:55:07.479 I'm so glad to hear that. 2544 01:55:07.720 --> 01:55:09.520 I think like people probably assume it's like a bit 2545 01:55:09.760 --> 01:55:11.840 because if I always bring it up, like no, it's 2546 01:55:11.920 --> 01:55:14.000 as legitimate as it gets. It's my favorite comedy of 2547 01:55:14.039 --> 01:55:16.079 all time by a long shot. 2548 01:55:16.279 --> 01:55:18.680 Looks at it now and she she's got a pretty 2549 01:55:18.760 --> 01:55:23.079 like she she was laughing like I've never heard her 2550 01:55:23.119 --> 01:55:23.680 laugh that hard. 2551 01:55:23.800 --> 01:55:25.399 It's the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie. It's 2552 01:55:25.439 --> 01:55:28.439 the movie I've seen the most by far. Yeah, there's 2553 01:55:28.439 --> 01:55:29.920 a reason I talk about all the time. Wayne, I 2554 01:55:29.960 --> 01:55:33.239 would say, I don't think there's any beating mcgroober, But 2555 01:55:33.760 --> 01:55:35.920 the first one that I think of is by a 2556 01:55:35.960 --> 01:55:36.840 lot of the same people. 2557 01:55:37.439 --> 01:55:41.239 Fortunately, you've peaked. There's nothing better than Kruber. Dan said, you. 2558 01:55:41.199 --> 01:55:42.800 Can stop watching movies. You can't. 2559 01:55:44.479 --> 01:55:46.039 Yeah, if you're looking at like it says do you 2560 01:55:46.079 --> 01:55:48.640 have any more suggestions of movies like this because you 2561 01:55:48.680 --> 01:55:50.880 said that, Wayne, I would say pop Star because it's 2562 01:55:50.880 --> 01:55:52.000 like the Lonely Island guys. 2563 01:55:52.079 --> 01:55:53.039 I think this is it. 2564 01:55:53.079 --> 01:55:58.279 A Kiva might direct pop Star and Doorma Yorma directed mcgroober. 2565 01:55:58.479 --> 01:56:01.239 But it's definitely the like Lonely Island sensibilities and things 2566 01:56:01.279 --> 01:56:03.600 like that. Pop Stars obviously heavier in the like Samberg 2567 01:56:03.680 --> 01:56:05.560 type stuff where they brought it in Will Forte for 2568 01:56:05.680 --> 01:56:10.079 uh mcgroover, But pop Star is insane, very funny. 2569 01:56:10.560 --> 01:56:12.119 It's I think pop Star. 2570 01:56:11.920 --> 01:56:14.399 Won't age as well as mcgroober because pop Star does 2571 01:56:14.479 --> 01:56:17.720 rely on a bunch of you know, stars of the day. 2572 01:56:17.760 --> 01:56:19.680 When what was it like twenty twelve or twenty thirteen 2573 01:56:19.680 --> 01:56:20.239 when it came out. 2574 01:56:20.279 --> 01:56:23.079 Actually now that I thing. But I bet like Ditty's 2575 01:56:23.079 --> 01:56:23.319 in that. 2576 01:56:23.560 --> 01:56:25.560 I bet it's like a lot of like oh it 2577 01:56:25.560 --> 01:56:28.319 was like mcgroober is pretty much just like holds up 2578 01:56:28.399 --> 01:56:31.640 extremely well. Pop Star is very funny. I know a 2579 01:56:31.640 --> 01:56:33.720 lot of people would say hot Rod because again it's 2580 01:56:33.720 --> 01:56:35.640 that like Lonely Island style. 2581 01:56:35.920 --> 01:56:37.720 I liked hot Rod. I only saw that one time. 2582 01:56:38.119 --> 01:56:40.800 It's more so funny it is the rest of their 2583 01:56:40.800 --> 01:56:42.119 stuff Yeah. 2584 01:56:42.199 --> 01:56:44.720 Yeah, nothing's hit like mcgrober for me, But I would 2585 01:56:44.720 --> 01:56:47.359 say pop Star if you're looking for like that vibe 2586 01:56:47.399 --> 01:56:48.319 of comedy. 2587 01:56:48.319 --> 01:56:52.199 Yeah, it's it's not the exact same kind of comedy, 2588 01:56:52.239 --> 01:56:54.800 but where you get in the sense that you get 2589 01:56:54.840 --> 01:56:58.800 a big cast of people that are all just like 2590 01:56:58.920 --> 01:57:01.840 in on it and going hard on the humor or 2591 01:57:01.880 --> 01:57:04.039 the specific kind of humor. If you haven't seen What 2592 01:57:04.119 --> 01:57:08.439 Hot American Summer, that is very dumb humor in many ways. 2593 01:57:09.000 --> 01:57:12.439 I still think that What Hot American Summer is worth 2594 01:57:12.479 --> 01:57:15.119 watching today, and it's got you know, if you haven't seen, 2595 01:57:15.159 --> 01:57:20.479 it's Bradley Cooper, Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd, Michael Ian Black, 2596 01:57:22.119 --> 01:57:25.319 David Wayne directed it. But it's it's like The Role 2597 01:57:25.359 --> 01:57:28.119 Model's Crew back when I think they were still very funny. 2598 01:57:28.520 --> 01:57:30.680 Now there's the prequel and Squel series on Netflix, which 2599 01:57:30.680 --> 01:57:33.720 I actually find both very funny as well. But What 2600 01:57:33.760 --> 01:57:37.319 Hot American Summer has like a similar dumb humor, although 2601 01:57:37.399 --> 01:57:39.199 some of that that most of that humor is actually dumb. 2602 01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:43.359 Were mcgruber is like really intelligent jokes that are told 2603 01:57:43.760 --> 01:57:44.560 in a dumb way. 2604 01:57:45.399 --> 01:57:49.319 Yeah, mcgroober is simultaneously incredibly smart, incredibly stupid. 2605 01:57:49.560 --> 01:57:50.039 Yeah. 2606 01:57:50.520 --> 01:57:51.039 Yeah. 2607 01:57:51.079 --> 01:57:54.760 Another person I would really recommend is Edgar Wright, who 2608 01:57:54.920 --> 01:57:58.960 is a filmmaker who makes a lot of spoof or 2609 01:57:59.000 --> 01:58:02.199 like kind of joke style films that are just excellent, 2610 01:58:02.800 --> 01:58:05.880 most known for shan of the Dead, but the trilogy 2611 01:58:05.920 --> 01:58:08.439 of they're not in the same universe. It's the same 2612 01:58:08.520 --> 01:58:11.399 character actors of like Shawna the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and 2613 01:58:11.479 --> 01:58:16.199 World's End are all excellent, very funny films and they're 2614 01:58:16.239 --> 01:58:19.000 just so well made. And I also think like Edgar 2615 01:58:19.000 --> 01:58:23.359 Wright is brilliant for visual comedy, so he's not just 2616 01:58:23.520 --> 01:58:25.880 it's not just the jokes of the characters being idiots, 2617 01:58:25.920 --> 01:58:29.439 but it's like Edgar Wright is doing visual commentary that 2618 01:58:29.600 --> 01:58:33.720 is so enjoyable for comedy. And I just I really 2619 01:58:33.760 --> 01:58:36.319 recommend Edgar Wright for anyone who's like I just want 2620 01:58:36.319 --> 01:58:39.119 to laugh and watch stupid people be stupid. And it's 2621 01:58:39.159 --> 01:58:41.560 just like watch Shanna the Dead. It's a brilliant film. 2622 01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:43.880 But like, if you like that, you'll like Hot Fuzz. 2623 01:58:43.880 --> 01:58:45.920 And if you like Hot Fuzz, you'll like World's End. 2624 01:58:45.960 --> 01:58:47.800 So that's World End I never saw, but I did 2625 01:58:47.840 --> 01:58:49.239 love Shanna the Dead Hot Fuzz. 2626 01:58:49.239 --> 01:58:50.000 I've been meaning to watch. 2627 01:58:50.199 --> 01:58:52.039 It's not as beloved, but it's so funny. 2628 01:58:52.039 --> 01:58:55.039 It's like it's funny. I love Hot Fuzz. I think 2629 01:58:55.039 --> 01:58:57.159 Hot Fuzz is the funniest of those three. He also 2630 01:58:57.159 --> 01:58:59.520 did Baby Driver and then Being an Anya Teller Joy 2631 01:58:59.600 --> 01:59:01.920 Last Night, soho, but which. 2632 01:59:01.680 --> 01:59:05.199 Is total deviation. It's not very that one's not very funny, but. 2633 01:59:05.640 --> 01:59:09.920 It is funny. World's End is like extremely profound and 2634 01:59:10.000 --> 01:59:13.119 like a really well written story that caught me off 2635 01:59:13.119 --> 01:59:15.520 guard because again it is part of that trilogy. And 2636 01:59:15.560 --> 01:59:18.000 then you know, they all go back to their hometown 2637 01:59:18.119 --> 01:59:19.960 and there's the one guy who stayed there, and like 2638 01:59:20.000 --> 01:59:21.760 they're planning this pub crawl that they used to do 2639 01:59:21.760 --> 01:59:23.239 when they were younger, and it's a bunch of people 2640 01:59:23.239 --> 01:59:25.560 who've gotten older. I actually kind of I feel like 2641 01:59:25.600 --> 01:59:27.119 it would hit me even harder if I watch it now, 2642 01:59:27.119 --> 01:59:29.920 because I haven't watched it in four years. World's End 2643 01:59:30.239 --> 01:59:31.840 was phenomenal. I gotta go back to that. 2644 01:59:32.239 --> 01:59:35.119 I'm glad. I think that it's really I mean, Edgar 2645 01:59:35.159 --> 01:59:38.600 Wright is such a brilliant filmmaker of our time, and 2646 01:59:38.640 --> 01:59:41.640 I do I think that they are obviously appreciated, but 2647 01:59:41.680 --> 01:59:43.720 I think generally we just don't think of him when 2648 01:59:43.760 --> 01:59:47.039 we think of like brilliant filmmakers. I think he's I 2649 01:59:47.039 --> 01:59:50.039 think he's genius, but maybe he does get the credit. 2650 01:59:50.159 --> 01:59:55.079 I don't know now he's I think like I rewatched 2651 01:59:55.119 --> 01:59:57.399 Baby Driver recently, which is not as much of a comedy. 2652 01:59:57.439 --> 01:59:59.680 I like that a lot more. The second time I did, 2653 02:00:00.000 --> 02:00:00.239 I did. 2654 02:00:00.279 --> 02:00:00.840 Not like it. 2655 02:00:01.199 --> 02:00:04.279 I rewatched it and holy Ship, like it's infectious the 2656 02:00:04.399 --> 02:00:05.800 energy to it, And now that I knew what I 2657 02:00:05.880 --> 02:00:07.479 was getting into, I was like, I'm just going to 2658 02:00:07.600 --> 02:00:10.640 enjoy this on a visual purely visual and like musical 2659 02:00:10.680 --> 02:00:14.239 soundtrack sense. Kevin Spacey being in like a prominent role 2660 02:00:14.319 --> 02:00:17.359 is not super fun, but like it's a really well 2661 02:00:17.359 --> 02:00:17.800 made movie. 2662 02:00:17.840 --> 02:00:25.039 Although John Ham's chastly. They just lived life. 2663 02:00:25.119 --> 02:00:29.239 And speaking of that, I did look up the cameo 2664 02:00:29.359 --> 02:00:30.880 list on pop Star because I was like, what is 2665 02:00:30.920 --> 02:00:31.399 Diddy in that? 2666 02:00:31.720 --> 02:00:33.880 And no, what is that? 2667 02:00:37.319 --> 02:00:39.560 Largely not canceled. 2668 02:00:39.640 --> 02:00:43.520 It's like oh Big Boy and Nas and Questlove and 2669 02:00:43.640 --> 02:00:47.279 Seal and the Riza, Like, yeah, nobody canceled that. 2670 02:00:47.359 --> 02:00:52.560 I see here, so don't uh that like. 2671 02:00:52.640 --> 02:00:55.039 Twitter account or whatever is like did the Dog Die? 2672 02:00:55.119 --> 02:00:56.640 Which, oh yeah, is Didy in? 2673 02:00:56.720 --> 02:00:58.039 It is Diddy in? 2674 02:00:58.119 --> 02:00:59.199 It is like the New one. 2675 02:00:59.399 --> 02:01:01.720 There's like how to beat dot Com for video games. 2676 02:01:01.720 --> 02:01:03.439 That's how long till Diddy dot Com? 2677 02:01:04.079 --> 02:01:07.600 Martin Sheen. Martin Sheen was in puff Star. I don't 2678 02:01:07.640 --> 02:01:09.600 know that at all. Change weird. 2679 02:01:09.720 --> 02:01:13.439 Okay, yeah, good, good, good films. 2680 02:01:13.520 --> 02:01:15.039 There you go. Well, thank you, Wayne. 2681 02:01:16.399 --> 02:01:19.880 Ah Uh. 2682 02:01:21.439 --> 02:01:23.800 Okay, I'll read this one. Actually, no, that doesn't make sense. 2683 02:01:25.039 --> 02:01:26.760 You would be so good as like the host of 2684 02:01:26.880 --> 02:01:27.960 Hollywood Squares. 2685 02:01:30.600 --> 02:01:31.279 I'll read this one. 2686 02:01:31.520 --> 02:01:33.560 If Mike get the game show hosting gig before me, 2687 02:01:33.640 --> 02:01:34.439 I'm gonna be pissed. 2688 02:01:35.600 --> 02:01:43.640 Who says, oh, I'm not. You make a good point, Oh, Dan, 2689 02:01:43.800 --> 02:01:48.680 I deserve everything that I ever wanted because so hard 2690 02:01:50.600 --> 02:01:53.520 I need to be a I can beat punch out. 2691 02:01:53.680 --> 02:01:55.960 So if anyone gets as a job, it's me. 2692 02:01:57.359 --> 02:02:02.079 I have fancy Vinyl floors, so I need to They're blessing. 2693 02:02:03.960 --> 02:02:07.520 We know. I'm owed everything. 2694 02:02:07.720 --> 02:02:14.079 That's my catchphrase. I'm O everything, all right, High Fire 2695 02:02:14.159 --> 02:02:14.640 Escape Crew. 2696 02:02:15.079 --> 02:02:18.239 Uhar, I'm not sure if I'm I'm not completely sure 2697 02:02:18.239 --> 02:02:21.119 if I'm pronouncing that. Apologies if I am. Butazar from 2698 02:02:21.159 --> 02:02:24.159 Scotland here just riding in to say that you auto 2699 02:02:24.319 --> 02:02:26.920 ride slash follow in Red Dead two when you switch 2700 02:02:26.960 --> 02:02:29.560 to the cinematic camera. This should also work when you 2701 02:02:29.600 --> 02:02:31.239 have a waypoint marker on the map. It's been a 2702 02:02:31.239 --> 02:02:34.399 while since I touched it, but I'm pretty sure it's there. 2703 02:02:34.399 --> 02:02:36.279 It makes the ridy talking bit's a bit more cinematic 2704 02:02:36.319 --> 02:02:38.359 and gives your hand arrest. Also, if you just hold 2705 02:02:38.399 --> 02:02:40.800 the sprint button when riding, not mashing, your horse will 2706 02:02:40.800 --> 02:02:44.079 evade trees and rocks. My question is, what is a 2707 02:02:44.239 --> 02:02:47.439 setting slash feature in a game that when someone told 2708 02:02:47.479 --> 02:02:52.760 you about it, made you play that game differently. It 2709 02:02:52.840 --> 02:02:54.960 didn't change my opinion of the game. I always loved 2710 02:02:55.079 --> 02:03:00.560 Returnal Jacob Geller someone told him about this mechanic and 2711 02:03:00.640 --> 02:03:04.600 he tweeted about it. There's an always sprint function in 2712 02:03:04.680 --> 02:03:07.560 that game where you don't ever walk because you don't 2713 02:03:07.600 --> 02:03:11.039 ever need to walk in that game, really yeah, and 2714 02:03:11.199 --> 02:03:14.880 you just anytime you move the ole stiction Selene sprints 2715 02:03:15.359 --> 02:03:18.439 And I was like, why it didn't necessarily, I just 2716 02:03:18.520 --> 02:03:20.439 didn't know it was there. It didn't make me play 2717 02:03:20.479 --> 02:03:22.039 the game differently. So it's not the best answer, but 2718 02:03:22.119 --> 02:03:28.239 that is a specific mechanic that happened semi recently. Outside 2719 02:03:28.279 --> 02:03:30.159 of that, though, I'm trying to think of something where 2720 02:03:30.359 --> 02:03:34.399 I either didn't know, like, holy shit, I played that 2721 02:03:34.439 --> 02:03:35.840 whole game, didn't realize that was a thing. 2722 02:03:37.279 --> 02:03:39.520 I definitely had this a lot where it's like, oh, 2723 02:03:39.600 --> 02:03:40.479 make sure you turn on. 2724 02:03:40.600 --> 02:03:44.680 This, Yeah right now, we can also come back. 2725 02:03:44.720 --> 02:03:45.119 It's nice. 2726 02:03:47.680 --> 02:03:49.520 Was stopping you from reading it? I worked on the 2727 02:03:49.560 --> 02:03:52.000 stock at noon today. You could have read it at 2728 02:03:52.000 --> 02:03:52.479 any point. 2729 02:03:53.079 --> 02:03:54.600 Isn't that during work hours? 2730 02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:55.000 Michael? 2731 02:03:55.199 --> 02:04:00.720 It was, I swear to god, I was looking at 2732 02:04:00.840 --> 02:04:04.039 I was. I was writing too. We can come back 2733 02:04:04.079 --> 02:04:07.159 to it if we're on the spot, which is, we'll 2734 02:04:07.199 --> 02:04:09.680 come back to it, saysar. We will be back. So 2735 02:04:09.880 --> 02:04:13.159 just keep put that. Put that back in your noggin. Mary, 2736 02:04:13.199 --> 02:04:15.039 do you want to read this one from Marcel from 2737 02:04:15.079 --> 02:04:15.800 the Netherlands? 2738 02:04:16.319 --> 02:04:20.760 Sure? Hi there. Thank you for your bi weekly escapades 2739 02:04:20.800 --> 02:04:26.000 and escapism. You're welcome. Mike's raving review of the entirety 2740 02:04:26.159 --> 02:04:28.920 of what we do in the Shadows prompted me to 2741 02:04:29.079 --> 02:04:32.159 finally write in and ask a question I find. I 2742 02:04:32.279 --> 02:04:36.199 recently bought new headphones, specifically because of one of the 2743 02:04:36.319 --> 02:04:40.239 voice options has Matt Barry shouting noise canceling and. 2744 02:04:40.680 --> 02:04:42.159 Power on HAU. 2745 02:04:43.560 --> 02:04:46.199 Yeah, that's pretty good. He always has an inflection at 2746 02:04:46.239 --> 02:04:49.960 the end right, that's like his thing. Yeah, at the 2747 02:04:50.000 --> 02:04:52.520 press of a button. That alone was enough for me 2748 02:04:52.640 --> 02:04:55.000 to spend a couple of one hundred euros, even though 2749 02:04:55.039 --> 02:04:58.079 I already own a pair of headphones that are arguably better. 2750 02:04:58.439 --> 02:05:02.039 Was it worth it? Probably not? That I am happy, nonetheless, 2751 02:05:02.399 --> 02:05:05.039 so I'm wondering, what's the stupid thing you bought on 2752 02:05:05.159 --> 02:05:08.640 impulse which brings you joy to this day? Marcel from 2753 02:05:08.680 --> 02:05:10.279 the Netherlands, it's a good question. 2754 02:05:11.439 --> 02:05:17.159 I feel like Dan's entire every. 2755 02:05:17.119 --> 02:05:21.520 Everything that Dan owns it is stupid, ship provides joy. 2756 02:05:22.159 --> 02:05:24.640 Why don't you pick anything? Do you pick the closest 2757 02:05:24.720 --> 02:05:27.560 thing that's in your arms distance? 2758 02:05:29.720 --> 02:05:31.760 There's just no this is all adult, normal stuff. 2759 02:05:33.000 --> 02:05:36.640 I what is that? 2760 02:05:37.560 --> 02:05:40.680 It's an anti static wristband? Because it's shocking myself on 2761 02:05:40.760 --> 02:05:41.319 my treadmill. 2762 02:05:41.640 --> 02:05:44.000 Gotcha? Oh does it have the metal where you can 2763 02:05:44.039 --> 02:05:45.359 hold it for your heart rate? 2764 02:05:45.920 --> 02:05:47.880 I don't know how to make it work, but yeah. 2765 02:05:48.000 --> 02:05:54.279 Okay, gotcha, that's useful. I don't have any like Macaroni sweatshirts. 2766 02:05:54.319 --> 02:05:55.319 I know you didn't buy those. 2767 02:05:56.119 --> 02:05:59.439 I mean my xbox here is Bojangles branded, but yeah, 2768 02:05:59.479 --> 02:06:01.399 you didn't buy that. It's got to be an impulse 2769 02:06:01.520 --> 02:06:03.920 buy a lot of stupid stuff. 2770 02:06:04.840 --> 02:06:07.760 Yeah, I so much stupid stuff. Name anything that you own. 2771 02:06:09.600 --> 02:06:10.960 This shouldn't be that complicated. 2772 02:06:11.399 --> 02:06:14.960 I got that Kwan Chi framed photo, but that was 2773 02:06:15.319 --> 02:06:17.199 Walgreens had a free eight by ten print out. 2774 02:06:17.680 --> 02:06:22.199 Oh actually, I have perfect one. Amanda and I were 2775 02:06:22.319 --> 02:06:25.039 up in Syracuse seeing my family, and I forget why. 2776 02:06:25.239 --> 02:06:27.640 I think Amanda may have been just starting to get 2777 02:06:27.760 --> 02:06:29.720 sick because we were around eleven kids for the whole 2778 02:06:29.720 --> 02:06:34.039 weekend and we were at the train stations. Yeah, we're 2779 02:06:34.079 --> 02:06:36.199 at the train station in Syracuse, and she was just 2780 02:06:36.319 --> 02:06:38.000 not in a great mood because she wasn't feeling well. 2781 02:06:38.079 --> 02:06:41.359 We were at a train station in Syracuse, so I 2782 02:06:41.439 --> 02:06:42.600 was like, all right, I'll be here back. I'm gonna 2783 02:06:42.600 --> 02:06:45.439 go get us dunk Donuts across the platform. So I 2784 02:06:45.560 --> 02:06:47.720 go over there and there's this if you've been to 2785 02:06:48.039 --> 02:06:50.199 to this train station, anybody from up there, there's this 2786 02:06:50.359 --> 02:06:56.119 gift shop that's just the most insane room anywhere in 2787 02:06:56.159 --> 02:06:59.279 the world, full of imagine like a gift shop in 2788 02:06:59.439 --> 02:07:01.079 Midtown and New York with all the I love New 2789 02:07:01.159 --> 02:07:04.279 York hats, but also meets like there are bags of 2790 02:07:04.359 --> 02:07:08.520 caramel corn randomly hanging between all the hats. So I 2791 02:07:08.800 --> 02:07:13.399 just bought this flat brim baseball cap, all black, green brim, 2792 02:07:13.479 --> 02:07:16.319 and it just says Jamaica across it. And I came 2793 02:07:16.399 --> 02:07:18.760 back to Amanda on the other side of platform wearing 2794 02:07:18.840 --> 02:07:21.199 the hat, just to make her laugh. And now it 2795 02:07:21.319 --> 02:07:23.239 still hangs prominently in my closet and I. 2796 02:07:23.279 --> 02:07:23.760 Still see it. 2797 02:07:24.119 --> 02:07:24.800 That's beautiful. 2798 02:07:24.880 --> 02:07:26.039 It wasn't an expensive thing. 2799 02:07:26.439 --> 02:07:31.119 Sometimes it's like it's just a silly item that brings 2800 02:07:31.199 --> 02:07:34.039 you joy and that's its only purpose, and that's what 2801 02:07:34.199 --> 02:07:36.720 sometimes items are. I actually think we should normalize the 2802 02:07:36.760 --> 02:07:40.920 idea that you can buy something that isn't important and 2803 02:07:41.159 --> 02:07:44.079 it's not expensive, but it was something that it brought 2804 02:07:44.119 --> 02:07:47.039 you some joy. I like a state sailing. That's actually 2805 02:07:47.079 --> 02:07:51.079 something I intended doing as like a hobby. And I 2806 02:07:51.279 --> 02:07:54.239 often find myself searching for estate sales on like a 2807 02:07:54.319 --> 02:08:00.239 Saturday or Sunday morning, and I'll drive to a couple 2808 02:08:00.319 --> 02:08:01.920 of them and just see what kind of crap I 2809 02:08:02.000 --> 02:08:03.960 can find. And it's really fun when I find something 2810 02:08:04.079 --> 02:08:06.920 silly and stupid. I've been on a frog kick recently, 2811 02:08:07.399 --> 02:08:12.760 so I bought a frog container. It's got like twenty 2812 02:08:12.920 --> 02:08:14.840 frogs that are all just looking up and it looks 2813 02:08:14.840 --> 02:08:15.479 like they're praying. 2814 02:08:16.039 --> 02:08:16.479 I bought it. 2815 02:08:16.880 --> 02:08:18.800 I got that in my house now. But one of 2816 02:08:18.840 --> 02:08:20.920 my recent finds that brings me a lot of joy 2817 02:08:21.199 --> 02:08:22.920 is I went to a person's house that was obviously 2818 02:08:22.960 --> 02:08:24.840 like really into cats. I love that at stay sales, 2819 02:08:24.880 --> 02:08:26.479 you'll be like, this guy was a giraffe guy, because 2820 02:08:26.600 --> 02:08:29.359 everything's a fucking giraffe. This person was a cat person 2821 02:08:30.239 --> 02:08:36.279 and their backyard was nothing but cat planters cat They 2822 02:08:36.439 --> 02:08:39.880 like shaved their bushes to look like cats. It's crazy. 2823 02:08:40.239 --> 02:08:45.399 And they had a giant concrete cat statue that kind 2824 02:08:45.399 --> 02:08:48.439 of looks like a zen garden but it's just a round, 2825 02:08:49.439 --> 02:08:52.760 fat cat. And I was like, I gotta have it. 2826 02:08:53.239 --> 02:08:56.079 But it's like concrete and it's pretty big, and so 2827 02:08:56.159 --> 02:08:59.520 I was a little nervous that, like when I would 2828 02:08:59.520 --> 02:09:01.079 go to the there wasn't a price on it. So 2829 02:09:01.159 --> 02:09:02.359 I like went up to the guy and I was like, 2830 02:09:02.960 --> 02:09:05.560 it's a how you had this concrete cat. It has 2831 02:09:05.600 --> 02:09:08.279 a couple of chips in it. What do you want 2832 02:09:08.359 --> 02:09:09.840 for it? And I was thinking to myself, this guy's 2833 02:09:09.840 --> 02:09:14.039 gonna be like minimum, like one hundred dollars just concrete cat. 2834 02:09:14.399 --> 02:09:18.239 And he was like, would you do twenty? 2835 02:09:18.399 --> 02:09:18.960 And I was like. 2836 02:09:20.600 --> 02:09:24.640 Yeah, And there I am dragging this car. It's as 2837 02:09:24.680 --> 02:09:27.479 big as Pikachu behind me. It's like it's up to 2838 02:09:27.600 --> 02:09:33.279 my fucking thigh. I'm dragging this concrete cat car. I 2839 02:09:33.439 --> 02:09:35.439 needed help. I had to get help from the other 2840 02:09:35.560 --> 02:09:38.520 people who like run the estate sale. I buckled it 2841 02:09:38.560 --> 02:09:41.199 into my back seat like a baby, took it home, 2842 02:09:41.439 --> 02:09:45.359 and I put it in my backyard. It's it's coveted 2843 02:09:45.520 --> 02:09:48.119 in my backyard. I absolutely love looking at it. Every 2844 02:09:48.159 --> 02:09:50.640 time I look in my backyard, I see this giant 2845 02:09:51.079 --> 02:09:55.159 concrete zen cat statue. And I laughed to myself that 2846 02:09:55.279 --> 02:10:00.039 I acquired such a stupid item. Me joy, I've I 2847 02:10:00.039 --> 02:10:02.199 think I bought it before. 2848 02:10:04.239 --> 02:10:08.479 The Game Awards, so probably I was gonna say, I 2849 02:10:08.560 --> 02:10:10.840 feel like me, oh yeah, that sounds great. 2850 02:10:10.880 --> 02:10:14.399 I would have brought everybody in come look, come look 2851 02:10:14.439 --> 02:10:16.319 in my cat sastue. I know I bought it at 2852 02:10:16.359 --> 02:10:19.600 the Game Awards because it's the same estate sale, literally 2853 02:10:19.680 --> 02:10:24.119 the same house that I also found a velvet black dress. 2854 02:10:24.319 --> 02:10:26.439 And I remember saying to myself, that's so pretty, but 2855 02:10:26.520 --> 02:10:29.119 there's no way that's gonna fit me. Well, I'm gonna 2856 02:10:29.119 --> 02:10:30.960 try it on and I went to this dead lady's 2857 02:10:31.000 --> 02:10:32.720 house and I tried on this black dress. 2858 02:10:32.760 --> 02:10:33.159 It's true. 2859 02:10:33.239 --> 02:10:35.680 Her name was Susan. They told me all about her, 2860 02:10:36.079 --> 02:10:38.079 and this dress fit me like a glove. 2861 02:10:38.279 --> 02:10:38.680 She died. 2862 02:10:38.680 --> 02:10:41.720 I bought it, she died. I took it right off 2863 02:10:41.760 --> 02:10:45.560 her bones. I paid this man twenty dollars for this beautiful, 2864 02:10:45.920 --> 02:10:48.640 uh vintage black velvet gown, and I wore it to 2865 02:10:48.680 --> 02:10:51.079 the Game Awards and you guys all hugged me in it. 2866 02:10:51.640 --> 02:10:57.039 That is Susan's dress, Susan. Sure, yeah, there's no question. 2867 02:10:57.279 --> 02:11:00.239 I mean that dress had been lived in it some 2868 02:11:00.840 --> 02:11:04.359 and add somewhere and tear. But I love old people's stuff. 2869 02:11:04.560 --> 02:11:07.279 I love things that have been worn and lived in 2870 02:11:07.479 --> 02:11:11.560 and loved. And I really enjoy estate sales shopping because 2871 02:11:11.560 --> 02:11:14.119 it's not actually about like acquiring something I really need. 2872 02:11:14.239 --> 02:11:16.640 It's not like finding the perfect cable or something. It's 2873 02:11:16.720 --> 02:11:20.119 really about walking through somebody's life and being like, that's 2874 02:11:20.159 --> 02:11:23.359 actually such a fucking sick statue. I love that they 2875 02:11:23.479 --> 02:11:25.119 had that. How much do you want for it? As 2876 02:11:25.159 --> 02:11:26.760 long as they're not trying to gouge me, I'm like, 2877 02:11:26.880 --> 02:11:28.520 I will take that home and I will put that 2878 02:11:28.640 --> 02:11:30.399 in my house, and my house is filled with shit like. 2879 02:11:30.439 --> 02:11:32.560 That, And even if you don't buy anything, it's just 2880 02:11:32.640 --> 02:11:34.760 like an interesting just like, oh, who was this person? 2881 02:11:35.039 --> 02:11:35.199 You know? 2882 02:11:35.439 --> 02:11:38.359 Yeah, what were they doing? Why were they so into giraffes? 2883 02:11:38.520 --> 02:11:41.039 I did go to an Estates tale where everything was 2884 02:11:41.119 --> 02:11:43.560 a giraffe, and it was just so obvious that everyone 2885 02:11:43.640 --> 02:11:46.199 was like, what do we get them? They're fucking one 2886 02:11:46.279 --> 02:11:48.079 hundred years old. I don't know what to buy them, 2887 02:11:48.119 --> 02:11:49.720 and it's like, well, they're really into giraffes, and so 2888 02:11:49.800 --> 02:11:52.079 they just had every everything was a giraffe. It was 2889 02:11:52.199 --> 02:11:54.520 really I think that shit is so fun. 2890 02:11:54.720 --> 02:11:56.359 Oh shit, I actually I have something perfect. 2891 02:11:56.359 --> 02:11:59.479 I'll bear back, uh, Mary while he's getting that. 2892 02:12:00.520 --> 02:12:03.319 Yeah, you asked me to just grab the thing closest 2893 02:12:03.319 --> 02:12:05.079 to me and it would be something stupid. I was 2894 02:12:05.119 --> 02:12:07.239 looking around and I didn't initially see it because it's 2895 02:12:07.239 --> 02:12:09.520 the same color as my desk. But this just came 2896 02:12:09.600 --> 02:12:12.680 in the mail a couple of days ago. For those 2897 02:12:12.720 --> 02:12:16.479 who are not watching the video, it looks like a watch, right, yeah. 2898 02:12:16.600 --> 02:12:16.960 Like a watch. 2899 02:12:17.239 --> 02:12:22.239 Now, this is the Pavlov shock clock, which Mary, can 2900 02:12:22.279 --> 02:12:23.840 you describe what you see on the backside of this 2901 02:12:24.000 --> 02:12:24.840 risk of par two. 2902 02:12:24.760 --> 02:12:27.359 Little metal bubbles on the back of this watch. 2903 02:12:27.800 --> 02:12:30.079 It is a thing that you put on and you 2904 02:12:30.279 --> 02:12:33.319 fall asleep to it, and you set your alarm, and 2905 02:12:33.479 --> 02:12:35.840 you can set the intensity, and you can set some 2906 02:12:35.920 --> 02:12:36.680 really crazy shit. 2907 02:12:36.680 --> 02:12:37.600 It electrocutes you. 2908 02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:41.279 One shot collar to wake up too. 2909 02:12:41.600 --> 02:12:44.359 Yes, and you can also set things to where it 2910 02:12:44.399 --> 02:12:46.520 will not stop shocking you. In fact, you can set 2911 02:12:46.560 --> 02:12:50.680 it to increase in intensity until you you can turn 2912 02:12:50.760 --> 02:12:53.000 one or multiple of these on. Where you have to 2913 02:12:53.119 --> 02:12:55.880 solve a puzzle, you have to print it. Like I 2914 02:12:55.920 --> 02:12:58.159 could print out a QR code and put it down 2915 02:12:58.199 --> 02:13:00.479 in my basement and I won't stop going to electrocuta 2916 02:13:00.560 --> 02:13:02.439 until I run down and scan it. You can make 2917 02:13:02.439 --> 02:13:04.640 it so you have to do jumping jacks, you know, 2918 02:13:04.800 --> 02:13:06.399 like a certain amount, Like I'm not going to stop 2919 02:13:06.439 --> 02:13:09.479 getting electrocuted until i do fifty jumping jacks, run downstairs 2920 02:13:09.520 --> 02:13:10.439 and scanning QR. 2921 02:13:10.319 --> 02:13:11.960 Code and solve this puzzle. 2922 02:13:12.199 --> 02:13:13.000 Why don't you just. 2923 02:13:15.960 --> 02:13:17.880 It's a sex thing about Like all right. 2924 02:13:18.079 --> 02:13:21.199 Lets be real here. There are so many different knobs 2925 02:13:21.239 --> 02:13:24.199 and nodules on that thing. There's no way someone hasn't 2926 02:13:24.239 --> 02:13:25.680 put that on their butthole before. 2927 02:13:26.359 --> 02:13:27.439 Somebody probably has. 2928 02:13:28.640 --> 02:13:32.680 Why don't you just do jumping jacks? 2929 02:13:33.439 --> 02:13:37.000 Well, because I think the incentive is I'm getting electrocuted 2930 02:13:37.039 --> 02:13:38.239 and I would like this to stop. 2931 02:13:38.640 --> 02:13:41.760 It's for people who were like, I don't like it, 2932 02:13:42.079 --> 02:13:44.279 but I am gonna put it on again tonight. 2933 02:13:45.000 --> 02:13:48.479 No, this is the reason this was recommended to me 2934 02:13:48.680 --> 02:13:50.359 is because I used to taser myself. 2935 02:13:50.800 --> 02:13:52.600 Dann, it's it's me and Mary. You can tell us 2936 02:13:52.640 --> 02:13:53.680 it's a sexual thing. 2937 02:13:53.920 --> 02:13:56.000 I don't have an electrocution. 2938 02:13:55.560 --> 02:13:59.000 Fast horny sleep watch I've ever seen. 2939 02:14:00.119 --> 02:14:03.680 I have never been electrocuted and gotten an erection. 2940 02:14:05.199 --> 02:14:07.199 Does it have on it? How tight can you? 2941 02:14:08.439 --> 02:14:12.279 I mean, next time we're at the house for Game 2942 02:14:12.319 --> 02:14:13.720 of the Year, we're gonna be in the other room 2943 02:14:13.760 --> 02:14:16.319 and here Dan wake up with the shock and then 2944 02:14:16.439 --> 02:14:21.600 just coming the whole way downstairs. I brought some stuff. 2945 02:14:22.319 --> 02:14:25.199 I have a lot of bar I have a lot 2946 02:14:25.239 --> 02:14:27.840 of bar wear that's not necessary that I picked up. 2947 02:14:29.560 --> 02:14:32.439 There's a like whenever we go to Cape Cod there 2948 02:14:32.479 --> 02:14:35.880 are stores. There's a kitchen store called Atlantic Spice that 2949 02:14:36.079 --> 02:14:38.039 is impossible not to get stuff. I have a fish 2950 02:14:38.119 --> 02:14:42.279 shaped wine opener. It's pretty good. I also have a 2951 02:14:42.680 --> 02:14:46.640 half naked golden Mermaid bottle cap opener. I also, I 2952 02:14:46.720 --> 02:14:50.279 got this in Hawaii. It's a statue bottle opener. And 2953 02:14:50.359 --> 02:14:51.960 then this is one of my favorites. I got this 2954 02:14:52.119 --> 02:14:54.720 at the airport in San Juan. It's a Puerto Rican 2955 02:14:55.159 --> 02:14:57.760 it's just it says Puerto Rico and it's turtles flask. 2956 02:14:58.039 --> 02:15:00.239 But it's that cheap stuff that peels off. And this 2957 02:15:00.359 --> 02:15:02.119 is my favorite. I didn't buy this. This is actually 2958 02:15:02.279 --> 02:15:04.840 a gift from a friend who had gone to a 2959 02:15:04.920 --> 02:15:06.000 Ruba with his wife. 2960 02:15:06.760 --> 02:15:09.600 Yeah, here we go, show it up. 2961 02:15:10.119 --> 02:15:12.520 It's a cooozy on one side, just as a Ruba 2962 02:15:12.600 --> 02:15:17.600 and really elegant, sophisticated letters. I got turn Around, Gin 2963 02:15:17.720 --> 02:15:19.600 and hot women, Nothing else matters. 2964 02:15:21.479 --> 02:15:23.199 That's what that Metallica songs about. 2965 02:15:23.319 --> 02:15:26.279 And it just shows, it just shows giblets. Gin. 2966 02:15:27.279 --> 02:15:30.079 This bad boy has been shown off before the. 2967 02:15:30.119 --> 02:15:33.600 Most two dead or alive beach volleyball model. 2968 02:15:33.880 --> 02:15:36.840 And she's yeah, she's the most like late nineties porn 2969 02:15:38.199 --> 02:15:44.359 type nothing else matter song or tell me yeah, oh yeah, 2970 02:15:45.159 --> 02:15:51.039 you can barely even see it, Gin, and this barely 2971 02:15:51.119 --> 02:15:51.520 fits me. 2972 02:15:52.119 --> 02:15:54.560 Oh my god, it's like three inches deep. 2973 02:15:56.199 --> 02:15:58.119 I know, I have to really it. 2974 02:15:58.359 --> 02:16:01.479 It's like super It's like a boorscrition. 2975 02:16:01.239 --> 02:16:03.520 Yet all his points into girth. 2976 02:16:04.000 --> 02:16:07.760 Yeah, credit with the circumference is crazy. 2977 02:16:09.479 --> 02:16:13.640 It's like a frisbee down there. Well, thank you, Okay, 2978 02:16:13.760 --> 02:16:14.199 that would be. 2979 02:16:15.720 --> 02:16:19.359 For both parties involved, unless you crazy if you found 2980 02:16:19.359 --> 02:16:20.279 the right match for that. 2981 02:16:20.520 --> 02:16:23.960 Unless you got that deep dish pussy for the frisbee assertion. 2982 02:16:24.479 --> 02:16:27.279 It's not deep at all. Shallow and why. 2983 02:16:27.840 --> 02:16:29.239 Shallow puddle puss. 2984 02:16:30.720 --> 02:16:34.559 Shadow shallow puddlestick dot com. 2985 02:16:34.799 --> 02:16:37.159 Don't buy the I don't think I like any of 2986 02:16:37.200 --> 02:16:37.920 this that we're saying. 2987 02:16:38.559 --> 02:16:39.840 We've got deep dish pussy. 2988 02:16:40.280 --> 02:16:45.040 Yeah, we just need frisbee dick now associated frisbee dick 2989 02:16:45.079 --> 02:16:47.879 dot eed U is gonna get snatched up if we 2990 02:16:47.920 --> 02:16:55.239 don't act quickly. Uh previous question. Anything come to mind 2991 02:16:55.360 --> 02:16:59.680 in a game that's someone has told you to to do? 2992 02:17:00.239 --> 02:17:00.600 Change that. 2993 02:17:01.559 --> 02:17:01.879 I don't go. 2994 02:17:02.040 --> 02:17:03.520 I don't think this is a good example, but I'm 2995 02:17:03.559 --> 02:17:06.360 gonna buy time with it because it was very controversial. 2996 02:17:07.120 --> 02:17:08.639 There was a game that came out when I was 2997 02:17:08.680 --> 02:17:11.200 working at game Spot called Everyone's Gone to the Wraption. 2998 02:17:11.399 --> 02:17:14.680 Yes this, yeah totally, and it actually. 2999 02:17:14.799 --> 02:17:18.319 Was like kind of universally. It was reviewed a bit 3000 02:17:18.440 --> 02:17:21.879 poorly because even though it has a really interesting story 3001 02:17:22.120 --> 02:17:24.959 and it's that's pretty much it's only thing like it's 3002 02:17:25.000 --> 02:17:28.760 telling quite a good tale. It's all about walking. It's 3003 02:17:28.799 --> 02:17:30.719 a walk sim as we used to call them back then, 3004 02:17:30.799 --> 02:17:32.520 and it's just like you just walk to these areas. 3005 02:17:32.559 --> 02:17:34.159 It took so long for you to be able to 3006 02:17:34.200 --> 02:17:37.799 get there. And then one day post our review going up, 3007 02:17:37.840 --> 02:17:39.639 I'm pretty sure you can correct me if I'm wrong, 3008 02:17:39.639 --> 02:17:41.159 but I'm pretty siu. It was like after our review 3009 02:17:41.280 --> 02:17:43.079 end up saying like, we have a problem with this. 3010 02:17:43.920 --> 02:17:45.479 It was it was a nine out of ten, but 3011 02:17:45.760 --> 02:17:49.159 the reviewer also called out that you walk very slowly. 3012 02:17:49.760 --> 02:17:52.159 Correct It's just like it took you a long time 3013 02:17:52.239 --> 02:17:53.959 to walk from point A to point B, and that's 3014 02:17:54.000 --> 02:17:55.280 the whole fucking point of the game. So it's just 3015 02:17:55.360 --> 02:17:59.559 really annoying. It was learned that if you hold a 3016 02:18:00.559 --> 02:18:03.879 you start walking, but over time you would get a 3017 02:18:04.040 --> 02:18:07.840 light jog, which in that game was a massive change 3018 02:18:07.959 --> 02:18:10.239 to whether or not it was like a bit of 3019 02:18:10.360 --> 02:18:13.239 a problem. I don't know if it like fundamentally changed 3020 02:18:13.239 --> 02:18:14.559 the way you play it. You still had to do 3021 02:18:14.639 --> 02:18:17.079 the exact same bullshit, but all of a sudden it 3022 02:18:17.200 --> 02:18:19.879 was like, thank you for like doing this. What I 3023 02:18:20.079 --> 02:18:23.200 never really learned was did they add that in and 3024 02:18:23.280 --> 02:18:26.120 then just say, oh, you needed to hold it down that. 3025 02:18:29.040 --> 02:18:31.280 Saying it was in a review guide, but people just 3026 02:18:31.319 --> 02:18:32.239 didn't read the whole thing. 3027 02:18:32.760 --> 02:18:34.479 You just didn't read it. Yeah, that was a big 3028 02:18:34.520 --> 02:18:35.319 one in my day. 3029 02:18:35.840 --> 02:18:38.479 Yeah, for this question. Also, I think like the entirety 3030 02:18:38.520 --> 02:18:40.399 of I still hear things about like Breath the Wild 3031 02:18:40.399 --> 02:18:42.239 and Tears the Kingdom. I did not know you could do, 3032 02:18:44.319 --> 02:18:47.799 Like what was it when people started building like using 3033 02:18:47.959 --> 02:18:53.040 the pent up potential energy from freeze to then catapult 3034 02:18:53.280 --> 02:18:55.840 bombs with you standing on them. 3035 02:18:56.000 --> 02:18:58.680 Across There's all those like speed run tricks that like 3036 02:18:58.760 --> 02:19:00.840 Breadth the Wild and subhad. It's like, oh, chop down 3037 02:19:00.879 --> 02:19:02.920 a tree in the new Stasis and build up the 3038 02:19:03.120 --> 02:19:05.200 Yeah yeah, and you just fly across the map. 3039 02:19:05.879 --> 02:19:09.840 Yeah, but I don't know, I don't know if that 3040 02:19:09.920 --> 02:19:11.959 counts really because like I think those were all just 3041 02:19:12.040 --> 02:19:15.360 more like someone messing with the immersive sim elements of 3042 02:19:15.440 --> 02:19:16.799 it there just wanted me to. 3043 02:19:16.879 --> 02:19:19.200 Like break the game is a big game changer right 3044 02:19:19.239 --> 02:19:21.520 where you're just like, oh, I actually can just wreck 3045 02:19:21.600 --> 02:19:24.600 this thing and like evolve. It was really cool to learn. 3046 02:19:24.760 --> 02:19:26.520 So yeah, I think Zelda is a great one for that. 3047 02:19:27.680 --> 02:19:29.760 There's obvious stuff like in Mario Party. 3048 02:19:29.799 --> 02:19:32.680 I always message speed fast and save after every turn, 3049 02:19:32.760 --> 02:19:35.159 so some bullshit happens or someone resets it or something, 3050 02:19:35.479 --> 02:19:37.639 it's saved. And also I don't want to hear the 3051 02:19:37.760 --> 02:19:40.920 fucking shop Koopa talk for twenty minutes every time I 3052 02:19:41.000 --> 02:19:41.399 passed there. 3053 02:19:42.399 --> 02:19:46.399 I uh I. This is also a bit different. But 3054 02:19:47.239 --> 02:19:49.479 once I got the all Guns sheet and Golden Eye, 3055 02:19:50.559 --> 02:19:56.040 I discovered that we were basically playing a Horde mode 3056 02:19:56.280 --> 02:19:59.920 before it had been technically invented on the facility level 3057 02:20:00.159 --> 02:20:02.920 second mission in Golden Eye, once the alarm goes off, yeah, 3058 02:20:02.959 --> 02:20:05.280 if you kill Trevellian, But as long as you don't 3059 02:20:05.319 --> 02:20:10.600 blow up the gas tanks, the only thing ending the 3060 02:20:10.680 --> 02:20:12.639 mission is you going through that last door. 3061 02:20:12.959 --> 02:20:13.120 Yep. 3062 02:20:13.760 --> 02:20:15.200 If you go through the door without blowing out the 3063 02:20:15.239 --> 02:20:16.959 gas tanks, you fail the mission. But of course if 3064 02:20:17.000 --> 02:20:19.440 you don't blow up the gas tanks, you're not gonna suffocate. 3065 02:20:20.319 --> 02:20:23.600 There's a whole room up above you. There's endless enemy 3066 02:20:23.600 --> 02:20:25.280 soldiers just keep coming into that room. So once I 3067 02:20:25.319 --> 02:20:27.280 had all Guns on, I would just do like a 3068 02:20:27.559 --> 02:20:29.600 treat that like a Horde mode before it was actually 3069 02:20:29.959 --> 02:20:31.760 the thing in Gears of War or anything. 3070 02:20:31.520 --> 02:20:34.319 Like that that also had like little easter egg things, 3071 02:20:34.360 --> 02:20:36.120 where as soon as I realized you could detonate the 3072 02:20:36.159 --> 02:20:38.760 remote bombs by hitting A and B together instead of 3073 02:20:38.840 --> 02:20:41.360 like cycling to your watch and hitting it that way, 3074 02:20:41.360 --> 02:20:43.360 you could throw a remote mind and while it's in 3075 02:20:43.440 --> 02:20:45.799 mid air right in front of someone's face, is just explode. 3076 02:20:45.799 --> 02:20:47.959 It so much more fun. Good for multiplayer too. 3077 02:20:47.879 --> 02:20:50.200 You don't have to wait for it to land. Yeah, yeah, 3078 02:20:50.280 --> 02:20:54.719 for sure, there's more might come to us, but uh 3079 02:20:55.079 --> 02:20:57.639 but yeah, I'll I'll let you know next time before 3080 02:20:57.680 --> 02:20:59.399 we're doing it, so you can the. 3081 02:20:59.360 --> 02:21:02.040 Pokemon of one where it's like, oh, we might need 3082 02:21:02.120 --> 02:21:04.360 a minute to get cooking, and then they just start 3083 02:21:04.479 --> 02:21:05.399 pouring out of us. 3084 02:21:05.840 --> 02:21:07.920 It's always tough because it's like I do always prefer 3085 02:21:08.079 --> 02:21:10.319 the just like actually hearing it for the first time 3086 02:21:10.440 --> 02:21:11.760 on the air. But then it's like there are ones 3087 02:21:11.760 --> 02:21:14.159 where it's like, I bet there's ten examples I could 3088 02:21:14.200 --> 02:21:16.639 give right now, but yeah, sometimes. 3089 02:21:16.280 --> 02:21:19.639 They're specific and it's hard because I don't also just 3090 02:21:19.719 --> 02:21:22.120 want to give a random one. It's like there's really 3091 02:21:22.159 --> 02:21:24.239 good ones I'm sure that have happened over the course 3092 02:21:24.280 --> 02:21:26.159 of my life that I just need a little I 3093 02:21:26.280 --> 02:21:27.479 need a noodle on oh. 3094 02:21:27.559 --> 02:21:31.520 I also for super Mega super Mega Baseball three during 3095 02:21:31.559 --> 02:21:34.479 our World Series charity thing we did, which was very fun. 3096 02:21:36.479 --> 02:21:38.680 I didn't realize how much I was over Remember I 3097 02:21:38.959 --> 02:21:40.719 smoked you in the first game, and then you came 3098 02:21:40.799 --> 02:21:42.920 back and destroyed me in the second game by like 3099 02:21:43.040 --> 02:21:46.479 twenty runs. Yes, I think I start overthinking the batting 3100 02:21:46.840 --> 02:21:49.760 and the difficulty we were on. I didn't realize they 3101 02:21:49.799 --> 02:21:52.719 weren't making us on the higher difficulties. You go to 3102 02:21:52.760 --> 02:21:54.479 a setting where it's like you have to actually aim 3103 02:21:54.600 --> 02:21:58.559 the bat based on where the timing. Yes, I was 3104 02:21:58.600 --> 02:22:00.879 overthinking it and I was actually to aim and hit 3105 02:22:00.959 --> 02:22:02.760 the pitches. I was striking out every time. 3106 02:22:02.879 --> 02:22:05.360 I was like, IDA, always try that, Like it's just like, yeah, 3107 02:22:05.399 --> 02:22:06.479 high into the left, I think I. 3108 02:22:07.399 --> 02:22:10.000 I was going, and if you do that, well you'll 3109 02:22:10.159 --> 02:22:12.760 get a better hit, but it's not necessary for just connecting. 3110 02:22:13.959 --> 02:22:16.840 I was like striking out left and right. In that second, 3111 02:22:16.879 --> 02:22:19.120 he was like, how did I get this bad? I 3112 02:22:19.200 --> 02:22:21.239 think we played two nights before that, we did an 3113 02:22:21.239 --> 02:22:23.680 actual World Series schedule. I was like, I must be 3114 02:22:23.760 --> 02:22:25.600 doing something wrong. And then once that click that I 3115 02:22:25.719 --> 02:22:27.559 was overthinking it. I was like, oh, this is fine, 3116 02:22:27.680 --> 02:22:30.000 and then I only won the series by one game. 3117 02:22:30.040 --> 02:22:31.799 I think it was tight up until then. 3118 02:22:32.040 --> 02:22:32.479 That's fun. 3119 02:22:32.799 --> 02:22:37.920 Yeah, but there's there's also like little immergent things like so, oh, 3120 02:22:38.639 --> 02:22:41.040 someone taught me in FIFA back when I played FIFA, 3121 02:22:41.079 --> 02:22:44.920 which was a while ago. The game mode where you 3122 02:22:45.079 --> 02:22:48.159 can get a normal goal for a point or red 3123 02:22:48.239 --> 02:22:52.600 cards also technically count toward your score. So you're trying 3124 02:22:52.680 --> 02:22:54.760 just as hard to get red cards, which you and 3125 02:22:54.879 --> 02:22:57.159 you're the person you're playing with will consider a point 3126 02:22:57.600 --> 02:23:00.079 as you are to get a goal. The hitch. The 3127 02:23:00.120 --> 02:23:01.559 hitch being that every time you get a red card, 3128 02:23:01.600 --> 02:23:04.799 you lose the player. Oh fun, fun game mode. 3129 02:23:05.040 --> 02:23:06.799 What happens when you run out of players? Do they 3130 02:23:06.879 --> 02:23:07.879 not let you get that point? 3131 02:23:08.520 --> 02:23:11.440 I don't know if you can, at least I never 3132 02:23:11.520 --> 02:23:12.799 saw it happen. 3133 02:23:12.840 --> 02:23:16.600 It be one versus eight or however many players play soccer. 3134 02:23:20.920 --> 02:23:23.360 Really embarrass myself with my soccer knowledge right now. 3135 02:23:26.559 --> 02:23:33.079 There in Europe they call it basketball. Yeah it was. Oh, 3136 02:23:33.440 --> 02:23:36.399 actually I have one more. Now I'm in sports mode 3137 02:23:36.840 --> 02:23:41.399 NFL Street two. There are many modes in that game. 3138 02:23:41.840 --> 02:23:46.159 There's one mode called NFL Challenge. Usually you do the 3139 02:23:46.239 --> 02:23:49.079 thing like backyard sports games where you're just building up 3140 02:23:49.120 --> 02:23:52.520 your team and you're recruiting new players, and every once 3141 02:23:52.559 --> 02:23:54.840 in a while you can get an NFL player. NFL 3142 02:23:55.000 --> 02:23:59.360 Challenge is the three v three mode where you are 3143 02:23:59.479 --> 02:24:02.559 going through and you're playing all the NFL teams, and 3144 02:24:04.159 --> 02:24:08.239 if you complete a specific challenge, you automatically get to 3145 02:24:08.280 --> 02:24:10.239 pick any of the players from that team to join 3146 02:24:10.319 --> 02:24:12.719 yours instead of getting I forget what the other bonuses 3147 02:24:12.760 --> 02:24:16.319 are the bonus the challenge, and I might be misconsidering 3148 02:24:16.360 --> 02:24:18.200 two things, but I remember the challenge was you had 3149 02:24:18.200 --> 02:24:26.319 to get three wall diving touchdowns, which you could. Yeah, man, 3150 02:24:26.639 --> 02:24:30.000 they could get annoying because the difference between a wall 3151 02:24:30.120 --> 02:24:33.000 run and a wall dive was a very small angle 3152 02:24:33.520 --> 02:24:35.760 so often, and you could only play up to twenty 3153 02:24:35.840 --> 02:24:40.000 one or something. So if you got one wall running touchdown, 3154 02:24:40.040 --> 02:24:42.000 you fuck yourself over because you can't finish the game 3155 02:24:42.079 --> 02:24:46.000 with three wall dives because you would exceed the points 3156 02:24:46.040 --> 02:24:48.159 you need to score. But you also need to get 3157 02:24:48.200 --> 02:24:53.600 three wall passes, so you would need to basically maximize. Okay, 3158 02:24:53.719 --> 02:24:56.959 on this drive, I could do all three wall passes whatever. 3159 02:24:57.879 --> 02:25:00.200 But then once I realized that that challenge, it's you 3160 02:25:00.239 --> 02:25:02.600 an NFL player. I was like, oh shit, I can 3161 02:25:02.680 --> 02:25:04.920 just build an NFL dream team in NFL Street too. 3162 02:25:05.000 --> 02:25:07.159 Like at that era, I would have been like Ladany 3163 02:25:07.239 --> 02:25:12.520 and Tomlinson, Michael vick Y, you know, pre dog Fighting, 3164 02:25:12.600 --> 02:25:14.280 when he was just a fast quarterback. 3165 02:25:14.399 --> 02:25:20.639 Priest Holmes, Yeah, yes, was he either chiefs receiver, running back. 3166 02:25:21.319 --> 02:25:23.479 Yeah. You could get those players just by beating the 3167 02:25:23.559 --> 02:25:26.920 team like you can in NBA Street, where you can 3168 02:25:26.959 --> 02:25:29.360 either get points for your creative player or get the 3169 02:25:29.479 --> 02:25:33.639 NBA player. But I invariably just recruited or NFL player 3170 02:25:33.680 --> 02:25:35.520 in that mode, and that was fun, and that completely 3171 02:25:35.600 --> 02:25:37.079 changed how I saw that game, even though I already 3172 02:25:37.120 --> 02:25:37.559 really liked it. 3173 02:25:38.840 --> 02:25:39.559 It's a great naming. 3174 02:25:39.959 --> 02:25:41.639 Thank you, Sayzar for running in. If we think of 3175 02:25:41.680 --> 02:25:44.920 any others, we'll probably think of I thought of another. Okay, go. 3176 02:25:46.399 --> 02:25:50.559 At first, I was playing Sniper Elite to be a sniper, 3177 02:25:51.079 --> 02:25:53.319 but once I found out that you could shoot people 3178 02:25:53.399 --> 02:25:57.000 in the balls, it fundamentally changed whether or not I 3179 02:25:57.040 --> 02:25:59.920 would actually shoot anyone any other place at any time. 3180 02:26:00.600 --> 02:26:02.239 I was just a ball hunter. 3181 02:26:02.840 --> 02:26:05.360 Yep, it's really good. That's the name of the game. 3182 02:26:05.399 --> 02:26:05.799 In Europe. 3183 02:26:05.840 --> 02:26:09.079 Actually yeah, ball hunter existence. 3184 02:26:09.639 --> 02:26:13.120 You can't say a sniper in your episodes? Yeah, yeah, 3185 02:26:13.920 --> 02:26:14.399 really good. 3186 02:26:14.879 --> 02:26:18.479 I can't resist hunting these balls. 3187 02:26:18.879 --> 02:26:23.760 Yeah, got a fever bres More. 3188 02:26:23.760 --> 02:26:31.639 Balls look like glorious bastards of Hitler's face. But it's just. 3189 02:26:33.159 --> 02:26:35.200 Getting a grenade and throwing it at their ball. 3190 02:26:35.719 --> 02:26:40.959 Yeah, it's really good. Well, thank you, sayzar. Okay, Well 3191 02:26:41.760 --> 02:26:44.719 that's our show, episode ninety nine. Say goodbye to Double 3192 02:26:44.799 --> 02:26:50.360 Digits you two Fox Wow crazy? It is not is 3193 02:26:50.600 --> 02:26:52.440 for a bi weekly show. That's a lot. 3194 02:26:52.840 --> 02:26:55.920 We've been doing this while coming up on four years. 3195 02:26:56.159 --> 02:26:58.360 Yeah, that's like one hundred and ninety eight weeks. 3196 02:27:00.120 --> 02:27:03.479 That sounds right, Yeah, which is bath. 3197 02:27:03.360 --> 02:27:06.840 Nerds out there, which is almost four years a little under. 3198 02:27:07.520 --> 02:27:10.239 Yeah, yeah, it started in April twenty twenty one, I remember. 3199 02:27:11.959 --> 02:27:14.440 Yeah, episode one hundred or we'll have the tournament there. 3200 02:27:14.479 --> 02:27:16.600 It'll go up at the normal time. It will almost 3201 02:27:16.840 --> 02:27:20.280 definitely be longer than a normal episode because I'm sure 3202 02:27:20.360 --> 02:27:22.760 we'll have some sort of arguments and then again, uh, 3203 02:27:23.040 --> 02:27:28.639 look mid to late February expect our crossover double campaign 3204 02:27:28.799 --> 02:27:30.840 series for Total War Warhammer three with me and Vinnie 3205 02:27:30.840 --> 02:27:34.200 Caravella from Next Lander. If you're not familiar. Hey, just 3206 02:27:34.280 --> 02:27:36.600 go be a patron for them anyway, because they're awesome. 3207 02:27:37.200 --> 02:27:39.600 It's Vinnie's Bradshoemaker, It's Alex Navarro. 3208 02:27:40.639 --> 02:27:43.120 There's stuff alo on their show. 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I'm just Dan Reichord on pretty 3231 02:28:45.799 --> 02:28:46.239 much everything. 3232 02:28:46.879 --> 02:28:47.600 Mary what about you? 3233 02:28:48.639 --> 02:28:51.959 My stream every Monday on Twitch unless I have a 3234 02:28:52.040 --> 02:28:54.239 sick tummy. Then I place Spiro on the couch while 3235 02:28:54.280 --> 02:28:58.120 watching old Simpson episodes, and I'm usually on on the 3236 02:28:58.200 --> 02:29:00.920 other social media apps. I find that I actually do 3237 02:29:01.159 --> 02:29:05.600 update my Instagram stories relatively frequently. I just find them fun. 3238 02:29:06.760 --> 02:29:10.319 What is your favorite? Go? What's the best Simpsons episode? Go? 3239 02:29:10.600 --> 02:29:12.440 You have to pick one of all time? 3240 02:29:12.920 --> 02:29:14.559 Lemon Tree or Monorail. 3241 02:29:15.719 --> 02:29:18.799 You know, Lemon Tree is really up there for me 3242 02:29:18.959 --> 02:29:19.520 as well. 3243 02:29:21.440 --> 02:29:23.719 I lost my audio. Just keep talking, keep riffing, I'll 3244 02:29:23.760 --> 02:29:24.319 fix Okay. 3245 02:29:25.399 --> 02:29:26.959 He doesn't get He's not smart enough to get it. 3246 02:29:28.479 --> 02:29:32.239 I I think, damn. Those are actually both excellent episodes. 3247 02:29:32.280 --> 02:29:34.280 The Monorail one is also very good. 3248 02:29:35.319 --> 02:29:35.959 Go to college. 3249 02:29:36.479 --> 02:29:42.440 Treehouse of Horror six is very good. It might be five. 3250 02:29:42.559 --> 02:29:45.120 I think it's six. It's the one. So Treehouse of 3251 02:29:45.159 --> 02:29:47.719 Horror has like some really iconic ones. And there's one 3252 02:29:47.760 --> 02:29:51.879 where Burns is Nosferatu. 3253 02:29:53.120 --> 02:29:55.639 Oh and it's the like bram Soakers Dracula style with. 3254 02:29:55.719 --> 02:29:56.639 The like the puppy. 3255 02:29:57.399 --> 02:30:01.520 It's really good. I mean, I think they're they're their 3256 02:30:01.719 --> 02:30:04.639 Treehouse of Horror episodes, they're all their Halloween episodes. They're 3257 02:30:04.760 --> 02:30:07.639 all fucking slam dunks. But I think there's a couple 3258 02:30:07.719 --> 02:30:10.440 that are just really iconic. The one where Homer goes 3259 02:30:10.479 --> 02:30:13.120 into a three D land as a kid that. 3260 02:30:13.159 --> 02:30:15.360 Blew me away, like, holy shitn't at the end, he's 3261 02:30:15.399 --> 02:30:17.399 like in the real world erotic. 3262 02:30:17.079 --> 02:30:22.879 Cakes and yeah, ooh erotic cakes. Yeah yeah, and the 3263 02:30:23.000 --> 02:30:25.680 sister is Patty and Samma. It's like he disappeared into 3264 02:30:25.799 --> 02:30:33.559 fat air. There's just so many good singers in those episodes. Yeah, 3265 02:30:33.760 --> 02:30:36.920 the one where the I think their ads just come 3266 02:30:37.040 --> 02:30:40.440 to life. And so Homer steals the giants jelly. 3267 02:30:40.319 --> 02:30:43.959 The lard lad donuts, Yeah, I got your donut? 3268 02:30:44.040 --> 02:30:45.719 What do you gonna do about it? And he starts 3269 02:30:45.760 --> 02:30:46.600 destroying the town. 3270 02:30:46.760 --> 02:30:48.360 When they give him his thing back and they're like, oh, 3271 02:30:48.440 --> 02:30:51.079 finally peace, and he just takes the donut and smashes 3272 02:30:51.120 --> 02:30:53.200 the house and just like runs down the street destroying 3273 02:30:53.239 --> 02:30:53.440 all the. 3274 02:30:53.440 --> 02:30:56.559 Houses, and Homer goes to Marginie goes, don't you ever 3275 02:30:56.639 --> 02:31:00.399 get tired of being wrong? And she does sometimes. And 3276 02:31:00.479 --> 02:31:03.719 I actually say that sometimes if anyone's like I've actually 3277 02:31:03.879 --> 02:31:08.159 like in a joking way, but like I their lingo 3278 02:31:08.360 --> 02:31:12.479 is in this brain so deeply that sometimes if like 3279 02:31:12.680 --> 02:31:16.399 someone has been like just taken l's, I will say, like, 3280 02:31:16.600 --> 02:31:19.079 what should we get tired of being wrong all the time? 3281 02:31:19.440 --> 02:31:24.040 Like it's just really good everyday language that you can use. So, yeah, 3282 02:31:24.120 --> 02:31:27.239 those are I think those treehouses of horror like they 3283 02:31:27.360 --> 02:31:28.799 have to be really up there for me. 3284 02:31:29.479 --> 02:31:34.000 Yep, absolutely, I've seen some of those. I've seen the Raven. 3285 02:31:35.440 --> 02:31:36.479 Never Mare, never Mare. 3286 02:31:36.799 --> 02:31:38.920 Yeah, those are the Okale Heart one. Yeah. 3287 02:31:39.079 --> 02:31:41.760 Yeah, that's so. 3288 02:31:41.879 --> 02:31:44.360 That's why I know any girl on poets from the Simpsons, 3289 02:31:45.399 --> 02:31:45.760 there's so. 3290 02:31:45.840 --> 02:31:50.399 Many good ones. The Pool episode when Bart breaks his leg, I. 3291 02:31:50.440 --> 02:31:55.360 Mean the Bart, uh, the gross Bart, the twin that 3292 02:31:55.479 --> 02:31:56.600 was living in the attic or whatever. 3293 02:31:57.440 --> 02:32:01.520 Yeah, is that also it's also a treehouse of horror? 3294 02:32:01.760 --> 02:32:03.559 Or the Shining one no Beer, no TV. 3295 02:32:03.799 --> 02:32:09.079 Yeah, yeah, that one is so brilliant. Yeah, don't mind 3296 02:32:09.159 --> 02:32:12.440 if I do. Yeah, yeah, there's I mean, there's so 3297 02:32:12.559 --> 02:32:15.840 many episodes, it's very difficult to pick my favorite Simpson's episode, 3298 02:32:15.879 --> 02:32:17.360 but I think it would be a treehouse of horror. 3299 02:32:18.079 --> 02:32:18.319 Nice. 3300 02:32:21.399 --> 02:32:24.200 Great, But thank you all for joining us. We're so 3301 02:32:25.120 --> 02:32:28.680 glad that you have listened to us and watched us 3302 02:32:28.799 --> 02:32:32.079 for our patrons, whom we love so dearly. Uh for 3303 02:32:32.479 --> 02:32:35.879 ninety nine episodes. Next episode will be our hundredth, and 3304 02:32:35.959 --> 02:32:38.479 we really hope that you will join us. If you're 3305 02:32:38.559 --> 02:32:41.879 interested in ad free, which is quite the bonus, plus 3306 02:32:41.959 --> 02:32:44.639 our video where you can see Dan's stupid wooden floor 3307 02:32:44.680 --> 02:32:52.360 that has wrecked his audio. You can check us out 3308 02:32:52.399 --> 02:32:54.920 on Patreon and join us there. And then, for all 3309 02:32:54.959 --> 02:32:59.120 of you delightful people, we will see you on our 3310 02:32:59.280 --> 02:33:03.719 hundredth episodisode. We can't wait to see you and hear 3311 02:33:03.799 --> 02:33:04.079 you there. 3312 02:33:04.319 --> 02:33:07.079 I'm not good at this, you're not, so we have 3313 02:33:07.159 --> 02:33:07.600 Mike do it? 3314 02:33:07.719 --> 02:33:10.479 Yeah for three hours, isn't it. 3315 02:33:12.040 --> 02:33:13.879 I don't like hosting. I'm not Yeah, I don't like hosting. 3316 02:33:13.959 --> 02:33:18.040 See you be there or I'll find you so good there. 3317 02:33:18.200 --> 02:33:20.000 You have to give me your address. I will be 3318 02:33:20.200 --> 02:33:22.840 at your house if you don't come to the one 3319 02:33:22.920 --> 02:33:23.680 hundredth episode. 3320 02:33:23.840 --> 02:33:25.120 This is why he's going to be the host of 3321 02:33:25.200 --> 02:33:26.040 Hollywood Squares. 3322 02:33:26.159 --> 02:33:30.520 Yeah that's right, well no, hang on, that's me, My god, 3323 02:33:30.600 --> 02:33:31.840 I deserve everything. 3324 02:33:32.120 --> 02:33:36.000 I'm going to take over from either Jimmy Matt. 3325 02:33:35.840 --> 02:33:38.360 Say Jack, Wait is it past Jack? 3326 02:33:41.000 --> 02:33:41.600 What's his name? 3327 02:33:43.000 --> 02:33:43.680 Tom Berger? 3328 02:33:46.479 --> 02:33:48.159 It's about Craig Ferguson. 3329 02:33:48.120 --> 02:33:54.959 Wink Martindale, you go weaving, I'll see you on our 3330 02:33:56.120 --> 02:34:05.799 Richard Dawson, Banks, Penelope uh hey so yeah bye,