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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the fires Gape cast. It is episode

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ninety nine. We are here. It's January twenty seventh or something.

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I'm Mike Mahardy. Here's always with Dan Riikert. Hello, and

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Mary Kish.

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Speaker 2: This is my real voice. Do not be fooled by

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the imitators that people have overused in jokes that are over.

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Speaker 3: One year old.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, Dan, that soundby was perfect.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't on the on the recording. I haven't done

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it on a podcast in a while.

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Speaker 2: Authentic, true gluten free Mary, it is real.

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Speaker 1: Raw and wait, breebe the opposite of raw.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Do people have gluten in them just by nature?

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Speaker 1: I got, oh, yeah, I have to gluten. Yeah, check

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out both of my glutens. I don't do voices anymore.

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We discussed yeah, yeah, gluten. So what's up Dan? You

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got Harvard floors in that room?

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Speaker 3: Now? Luxury vinyl is I think the technical term.

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Speaker 1: Oh and if anybody, Xana, can you preface a disturbing

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noise that people might pick up at some point during

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this episode? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You know, sometimes I don't think about things that might

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be a surprise to people. And I was like, yeah,

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so I was turning to think, like, what can we

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do to our house? We should do something to our house.

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And me and Bank both had our offices. Uh had

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the carpet torn off and put the vinyl in, and

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she's fine with it. She's not, you know, on a

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recording podcaster, exactly, it looks good, thank you.

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Speaker 3: It feels good on my feet.

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Speaker 2: It's super important for a professional podcaster to have a

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really nice hardwood floor behind them.

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Speaker 4: I did mention it to back Lar and he's like, well,

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that's going to give you an echo. It's like, oh, okay,

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well here's my thing. In Connecticut. Every fucking up episode

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we did a fire escape, I had hardwood floors, and

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so I don't understand why it would be different.

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Speaker 1: This room strikes me as bigger than that.

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Speaker 3: I don't I think the other one might have been

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slightly bigger.

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Speaker 2: It's also the dimensions, right, like if you're yelling at

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a wall and it bounces off the wall and HiT's

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a hardwood floor. I was told that there was sound

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baffling in your old place that you threw away because

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you were like, don't need this anymore.

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's done the way.

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Speaker 2: The carpet which you needed literally, and Dan, you know

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this within like five seconds of you saying hello, and

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I'm excited to record this podcast, I said, respectfully, you

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sound like dog shit.

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Speaker 4: To be fair, though, that was when the furnace was

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going and it turned off. Now it could turn on again,

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so you might all hear it later on.

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Speaker 2: Fully, we'll turn on again.

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Speaker 3: It's winter in Minnesota, it's going to be It's only

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any second now.

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Speaker 4: It's only been negative thirty negative thirty three around there,

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so it should be fine. And it probably gets warmer

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at night, which is when we're recording.

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Speaker 2: So it sounds like a prospector's breathing between is one

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empty tooth slot.

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Speaker 3: Like furnace right now? Right now? I sound fine?

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Speaker 1: Right, no, you sound fine now, But the furnace does

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it sounds like fran Dresser getting attacked by a vulture.

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Speaker 3: You might get the luxury.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a tea pot that you've ignored in

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your basement floor for three months.

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Speaker 1: It's improv hour, let's go make it sounds like she's

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Or from Pokemon jacking off.

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Speaker 2: Might actually sound like the noise we're trying.

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Speaker 4: Shee Or it looks like Scissor. It's a character in

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the Star Wars universe s c I z O r Oh,

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it's like scissor okay, and I could see that, yeah, Or.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like when Neo's screaming in the Matrix, when

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the mirror first goes down his throat.

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Speaker 3: The Neo wax off.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Well there's no sense in those movies

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that he's said, wait no, haven't turned to have sex

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in one of the sequels.

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Speaker 1: Right, Oh, like violently or not violent? Sweatily it's sweating

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sexy actually, but no, he like they kind of make

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it look like he's owing when he does the downloads, like, like,

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I know kung fu, make it?

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Speaker 4: I mean I would probably ejaculate if I suddenly knew

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all of kung fu.

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Speaker 3: Yeah mean yeah, Yeah, that's the first thing to teach

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you in your furnace.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like ejaculating because you've learned all of kung fu.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's the first skill you would download if you

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could immediately learn, like master a skill in whatever ten

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seconds it takes.

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Speaker 2: All languages would be really cool if you're just go

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like an all language pack would be pretty sweet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Would that be like Morse code and everything too? Or

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those like expansion packs. Oh okay, d yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: The languages nobody can talk anymore and like don't know

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anything about so you're able to like translate like texts

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that are just gone. Yeah, cipher codes.

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Speaker 3: Maybe. I think I would do every martial art before

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I did languages.

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Speaker 2: I would do violence over education, be shocked defense.

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Speaker 1: I would do something parquet punch. You can learn Spanish

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in a few years.

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Speaker 2: You can't learn can't You've learned a punch in four years?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I want to know all the moves and

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holds and stuff.

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Speaker 2: All these things take dedication, patience, and determination, of which

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you have none.

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Speaker 1: You're downloading this. That's the point. You don't need one.

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Speaker 2: The thing about languages is I assume that it's just

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like knowledge in your head. But when it's like kung fu,

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even if you have the knowledge, I don't know if

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you actually if your body would know. I mean, shot,

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I'm really are you as weak as you are now?

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Speaker 4: Yes, But I mean there's a leverage and bodyweight that

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you can utilize. You know, I would know all the

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different chicken wings and Nelson's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you trying to say?

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Speaker 1: It? Jiu jitsu happens right here?

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Speaker 2: Are you are you as limp as a noodle as

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you are at this moment, or it doesn't. It also

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come with some muscles.

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Speaker 4: I did a ten minute peloton upper arm and shoulder

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exercise today, so I think I'm doing fine.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that'll save you in the Oxagon.

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Speaker 3: Come on, McGregor, I would download.

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Speaker 5: If I downloaded ten minutes to kung fu and I'm

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about to take on this fucking fighter, watch me still weak.

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Speaker 2: I've forgotten the other component of.

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Speaker 3: I would if I'd been better situation than I am now.

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Speaker 2: You would snap your bones.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if I that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: If I got in a fight right now, I do

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think my knee jerk instinct would be like to do

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like a super kick like wrestling movies. Like I've seen

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so much wrestling, and I think I would be going

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for like the tas mission or a super kick before

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I tried in the actual martial arts move.

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Speaker 1: I think a person who can actually fight would just

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punch you, like right in the chin really quickly and

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you get knocked out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be it. I mean, there's no way

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I would have my defenses up. I wouldn't know about

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how I was supposed to do that, it'd be over.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would. If I was like fought in the Civil War,

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I wouldn't even use my bayonet. You just see me

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running around the field kicking people in the nuts. What

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if there's like a flag guy, Yeah, the flag guy

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just fall Yeah, Ulysses s Groin. What if, Like, do

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you think they could fully respect him if they saw

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him doing that?

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Speaker 3: If you won the war, Yeah, there'd be statues to you.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: I mean imagine, Okay, you're at like the victory parade

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in Washington, d C. And Ulysses S. Grant is riding

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passed on this horse after the Union wins. If you

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had seen that guy just sprinting around the battlefield kicking

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people in the cross, I don't think you'd fully respect him.

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Speaker 2: Talking about as long as you win, you know what

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I mean, Like you take out a whole Nazi regime

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by just kicking them in the ball, It doesn't matter.

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about winning and being on the good side.

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Speaker 3: You had guns, though, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Before you kick's is like the scissor crock crotch kicking's

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paper and then like a nuke is the rock to

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the gun's scissor. Ah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so in the previous question that somebody wrote in

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the Pokemon evolution goes kicking in the nuts gun nuke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's fair, all effective.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they should make Christopher Nolan should make an Oppenheimer

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for the first guy that kick someone in the nuts.

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Speaker 1: That'd be really good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would see that.

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Speaker 2: It's just like all of that amazing audio design. But

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it's just a slow motion kick to the groin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anybody timing it, like can see on their watch

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there's five minutes left and the growing kick hasn't happened yet,

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and all of a sudden, sloo kicks in, and.

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Speaker 2: Then Isaac Newton goes, what have we done?

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Speaker 3: And Einstein's in it for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's I think it's Newton because

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it's like gravity of the balls. But like I get

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what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh that makes sense. Yeah, what I mean.

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Speaker 2: He's like he's like writing all these like algorithms on

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a chalkboard and he's like, it's the balls, but it's

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too late. We've already learned.

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Speaker 4: I think Newton ever drew balls. Yeah, yeah, like for

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fun or do you think it was part of like

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an equation.

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Speaker 1: Like with a dick involved.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like like, did like fourteen year old Isaac Newton

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draw a dick on a chalkboard? Did they have chalkboards

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back then? Did he draw it into sand or however

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they drew back then?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they had chalkboards, right a passage?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I hope that teenagers back then found that

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funny too.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that one of the very few joys

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they had back then. You know, they didn't have tele

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and they didn't have video games. You know, back then

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you had some twigs and a berry and you were like,

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oh my god, that's like two dicks in one ball,

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and you you joked about that, and then you died

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of scoliosis.

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Speaker 4: I used to in the middle of the night in college,

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some of the halls would be left open because there

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would be like late night classes, and me and my

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friends like after the bar sometimes would just go in

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and go into every classroom that was unlocked and just

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draw big, big dick and balls on it.

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Speaker 1: Is that like with markers or chalk whatever was available.

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Did you deal with permanent marker on the board?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think. I think we're just trying to

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be rascals who were trying to cause damage.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if that would be considered vandalism if you

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did permanent marker on a board at night in a college.

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Speaker 2: So I think that's not super cool because now the

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teacher can't.

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Speaker 4: Teach if it's permanent. Yeah, I know, they could wipe

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the dick off.

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Speaker 2: The ultimate prank is one where all parties laugh. Nobody

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should be like crying in the corner, agreed, that's not

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a good prank. Should be something where everyone can appreciate

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the gag and life can go on as if it

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never happened. Does that mean that makes sense?

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Speaker 4: Ranks back then, Yeah, all of mine were pretty temporary

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in college. You know, we're getting a shark mascot suit

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and running through a film class. Stuff like that, you know,

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very filming, it putting a risk show. Yeah, I had

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no fun innocent stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the.

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Speaker 2: All the sweet, sweet innocent things.

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Speaker 1: Tell tell us about a not victimless prank that you've done,

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because I'm sure there are some.

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Speaker 4: Oh it would have been with like friends that I

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was very close to to where they could Oh, oh,

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I have.

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Speaker 3: One, what's that?

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Speaker 2: In college, we were playing a lot of Mario Kart,

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and one late night we broke into the college greenhouse

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and we stole the bananas from the banana tree and

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then we peeled them and threw them on the floor

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the greenhouse.

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Speaker 1: Was it like a nursery for growing those things? Yeah,

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did like a botanist get pissed off.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they were, like, we've been trying to harvest

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these bananas for like three years. They weren't very you know,

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they weren't very big because it's not a good place

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to grow bananas, it's Ohio. And we plucked them all

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and peeled them and were like running around throwing them

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at each other's feet.

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Speaker 1: The fun there's pounding on your bedroom door. The next night,

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a swat team of gorillas storms the room wearing helmets

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with that battering ram thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we probably feel you're my punishment is to be

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peeled like a banana, like my skin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems that's a fatality.

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Speaker 2: Punishment from ulysses as growing here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his movie.

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Speaker 2: I feel a little guilty that we probably ruined some

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learning opportunities. I'm sure the teacher who who ever really

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cared for that greenhouse was like these little bastards destroyed

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this banana tree that I've been working on. And it

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was not for like of any value. It was like, haha,

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we have peels and we're throwing them at each other.

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Speaker 1: That was it. Where'd you go to college? What was

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the professor's name?

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Speaker 2: I went to Ohio University.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna look it up, see if I can

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find the professor and tell them.

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Speaker 2: I do feel a little bad about it, but I

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also think, like in the grand scheme of things, when

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I say, like we broke in, we didn't break uh,

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you know, like glass or anything. We didn't ruin the place.

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We just got in when we shouldn't have gotten in.

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And you know, ruining some bananas is not a huge crime.

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But that's the one I'm willing to admit to you.

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Speaker 4: I guess the one that definitely had a victim with me,

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And I wasn't the only one, but I was kind

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of the ringleader. Was was in the dorms and my

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friend Ben. We got back from a party or something

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and we were all just tanked and Ben passed out

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hard and his lower bunk and his cousin was his roommate,

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and so his cousin, me, couple other friends went in

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and we got a bunch of duct tape and electrical

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tape and stuff, and we like scooted. He was so out, like,

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you know, he didn't even notice we're like scooting the

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whole bunk bed away from the wall, and we're just

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going around and around like fully, duct taping him to

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the bed, you know, putting cigars in his mouth, drawing

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on him in permanent marker, all that shit, and he's just.

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Speaker 3: Not waking up. So we all just keep doing shit.

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Speaker 4: So we fucking like took all of the pillows and

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blankets and everything, and we went up to the lobby,

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got all the couch cushions, put it between him and

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the lower part of the upper bunk, so he's completely

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sandwiched in there. We put down all the blankets over

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it so it's pitch black, and then we got all

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the chairs and everything from the lobby and filled the

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actual room with it. So even if he gets up,

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gets free of all the tape, he has to dig

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himself out from under all these cushions, find his way

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out from under the blanket, and then the whole room's

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filled with chairs. Anyway, if he couldn't be Chris. Well,

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we didn't think about them. We might have been nineteen

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and very stupid. So we leave and his cousin wasn't

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staying in there. His cousin was standing in a girl's

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room that night, And it turns out one of the

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guys was leaving the next morning to go to work

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and he just heard yelling coming from Ben's room and

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Ben's like help, help, goes in there.

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Speaker 3: Ben had woken.

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Speaker 4: Up two or three hours earlier, couldn't get out, and

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was super hungover and just was repeatedly peeing his pants.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not claustrophobic, and is a terrifying

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cast to me.

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Speaker 3: Yes, So we all went in.

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Speaker 4: We helped him out, We cut him loose and everything,

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and he'd been peeing so much that his I want

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to say, his blanket or his fitted sheet was red.

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And so we took the fitted sheet off and there

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was just a pool of red pea because like the

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die from the thing had mixed with like had just

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been sitting there so long, and so just red pea

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that he'd been laying in. And so that night we

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went out to another party, we came back. I was

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the one who passed out of my bed and he

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put a bunch of super glue in my hair and

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so deserved it. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Well, I mean,

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but I had to like cut my hair like that night.

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So I get up and I'm just like, you know,

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asking people for clippers. I sho, you know, cut my

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head and all that stuff. And uh. Then I met

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him in the lobby and I asked if I could

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punch him in the face and then we would be

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even and call it juice. Yeah, I have this on tape.

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I have the face punch on tape. I have. Yeah,

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I just ducked him in the face.

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Speaker 1: Really, you were already even, you fucking terrorized.

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Speaker 2: I mean what he did to you was even.

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Speaker 4: He was temporary. My hair was cut. I guess it's

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temporary too, right now?

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Speaker 2: Is that from the glue?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: From two thousand and threes And yeah, so I should

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go find him and punch him again.

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Speaker 1: I think I think you were even. Yeah, when he

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puts super glue in your hair.

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Speaker 4: It was like he knew I was a weak man,

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and so I just got one punch to the chin.

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Got it on tape. It looked pretty weak. He just

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kind of ah, and we shook. Yeah, we're good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh yeah, I would have. I would have freaked

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out if I woke up tied to a bed encased

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in linen's out. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Our entire floor was doing that ship like all the time,

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Like if we rememb There's one time, oh god, a

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guy came back from the bars and he was in

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his dorm room having coitus with someone we had met,

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and we took like handfuls of bottle rockets, like whole

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like bundles of them and just lit them and like

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the roommate would like, let us in with the key,

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and we just toss it in and they're just in

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their mid sex and a bunch of bottle rockets start

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going off.

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Speaker 1: It's Jesus changer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, uh no, he thought it was hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah, we were menaces for sure.

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Speaker 2: Did he let you punch him in the face afterwards,

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just to make sure it was even?

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Speaker 4: Now, there's no nobody got uh you know, any get

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backs on that one. But yeah, eighth floor McCullum Hall

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two thousand and two, two.

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Speaker 3: Thousand and three was a column hall. It was a circus. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now he can only get off if there are fireworks

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in the room.

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Speaker 2: Yes, absolute, that was a high. Was chasing the dragon forever.

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Speaker 3: Sex with a Roman candle.

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Speaker 1: Lit god he empty, he empties one hole from the

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Roman candle.

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Speaker 4: Every every thrust one of the reports goes off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a nub because of all the mistakes

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and incidences.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, our ras really loved us.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine. I feel like the girls dormitories were

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just so reasonable, Like, yes, we got into like moderate shenanigans,

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but we just were nice people. We just didn't do

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ship like that to each other. Our games were mental.

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We were fighting other wars.

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Speaker 4: Sure, ours were very physical and gross and stupid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're from the era of Jackass, and I think

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all boys at that time and girls were just so

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heavily influenced. And the funniest thing you could do is

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get some one to shit their pants.

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Speaker 3: I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I never the shit stuff. That was as much as

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I loved Jackass. That was my line where it's like,

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I remember my friends would be really in the like

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cky and like bambargerra stuff and everything, and they would

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literally be like doing like poop stuff, and we're like

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running at full sprint and pooping.

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Speaker 3: I always thought that was that's too gross.

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Speaker 4: Like I thought it was funny when like, okay, tastefully

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one of the guys would go into a hardware store

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and poop in one of the toilets. That's fine, you know,

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that's just sitting display. That's tasteful. I don't want Sometimes

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they were pooping on each other's heads and stuff. It's like,

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I don't want to see this stuff.

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Speaker 2: I also think they were saying something broader about our

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system and like how much things cost so that we

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can just do basic, you know things in our lives. Symbolism, symbolism, symbolism.

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Speaker 3: I should have picked up on that social commentary.

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Speaker 1: I think to this day my favorite Jackass is when

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they they lock all the doors on the limo open

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the center. It's the funny thing that because it's not

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the bees and the limo, it's the fact that say,

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cord marbles everywhere outside stars that makes it genius.

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Speaker 4: That is the extra thing where it's like the bees

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are hilarious objectively, but when they're all eating shit, when

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they think they got out safe, like oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I think my one of my favorites might be in

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the movie.

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Speaker 4: I think the second one where they acted like some

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of my groupies had like written a note on the

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door to like it was on a big heart and

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it was like but the text kept getting smaller and smaller,

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so their heads said to keep getting closer to the

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and then cartoon ass boxing glove and when we man

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did it and he fell off the chairs just about was.

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Speaker 2: A chair there.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so fucking funny. Those guys are geniuses.

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Speaker 4: I met Johnny Knoxville backstage to WrestleMania when I was

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at Devin Dry and it just shook his hand and

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I was like, thank you for everything was cool.

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Speaker 3: He was crazy, seemed a little like odd.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that Johnny Knoxville probably is, but like in

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a nice way.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: He's been punched in the head a lot, you know,

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and so like some of it might be the normal. Yeah,

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some of it is probably the normal, Like I am

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a celebrity and it is difficult to inner act with

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normies all the time. And then the other part is

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is like, yeah, he's been concussed so many times.

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Speaker 3: He probably more CTE than the wrestlers he was working with.

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Speaker 1: I suspect, so yeah, speaking of the CTE in wrestlers,

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I've watched the Mister McMahon documentary. Can you tell you

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can we talk about that? You're not?

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 1: I don't know? Used to have to? Okay, Yeah it

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was really good. I I didn't realize obviously for those

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who haven't seen it on Netflix. Uh, they finished recording,

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or rather, Vince basically stopped coming to the interview sessions

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for a roll because the allegations came out like the

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bad allegations.

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Speaker 4: They were recording all those interviews they got with him.

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They were recording in the building I worked in, just

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in like a separate room.

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Speaker 3: I've filmed stuff in there before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I didn't.

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Speaker 2: And they got a series out of it. I actually

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haven't seen it.

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Speaker 3: Really got six part six part documentary on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, there's a lot just about wrestling in general

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that I didn't know. I told him, Man, I was like,

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watch this. I'm gonna pissed Dan off. So I started

474
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,359
texting Dan like have you heard of these? Have you

475
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,160
heard of something called the Monday Night Wars? And Dan,

476
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:06,000
who kept thumbs downing all of them? What else did

477
00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:06,400
I say?

478
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 3: If I had heard of the Montreal screw Job.

479
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,799
Speaker 1: Have you heard of there? You're like you must stop this.

480
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like texting someone who's really in the baseball

481
00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:15,000
and be like, heard of this, babe, Ruth?

482
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or if you just started learning Warhammer or

483
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:22,000
wine and texting me about have you have you had

484
00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:25,720
a cap Frank before. It's good though.

485
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,039
Speaker 3: You guys are Vince fans now?

486
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:35,839
Speaker 1: No, your biggest fans not doing that one the family episode,

487
00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:38,759
just Amanda, Amanda's the Family one. Yeah.

488
00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:41,279
Speaker 4: I started to feel bad for Shane and that. Yeah,

489
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,319
because James also completely nuts. Just to be clear, and

490
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,440
if they documentary Sea.

491
00:22:46,519 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: Kind of well adjusted in the documentary, just like overlooked

492
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,599
unloved son.

493
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's insane.

494
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 4: He's definitely not a monster on the level of his

495
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,680
father or anything like that, but he's I'd imagine any

496
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:05,000
child of that man ever being remotely saying. Stephanie is

497
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:07,759
you know, she's definitely made some major mistakes and stuff

498
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,319
on air and off, but like she was pretty beloved

499
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,440
at the company, like she she was. I've worked with

500
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,400
there like once or twice and she was very very nice.

501
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,880
But yeah, Shane's nuts and Vince is a monster.

502
00:23:19,079 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

503
00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:24,839
Speaker 1: I also had never seen the origins and how Big

504
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,200
Hulk Hogan was. I mean, I knew he was this

505
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,480
pop culture icon. I knew who he was, but I

506
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,799
didn't really know how it started. I was around for

507
00:23:32,839 --> 00:23:34,240
when the Rock was coming up because I had friends

508
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,240
who were really into the Rock and like Goldberg in

509
00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:36,720
that era.

510
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 2: But it cool they got the Rock for these interviews.

511
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,680
That's quite the guest.

512
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,559
Speaker 1: His was so fucking like polished though, like he just

513
00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:47,240
looked at the cameras like Vince would only ever do

514
00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:49,480
this and like stop being a movie star for a second, give.

515
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 4: All points out, especially now that he's on the board

516
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,599
of the company, and like even before that, he was

517
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,119
just the most just like not going to say anything controversial,

518
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,359
like all those guys still like seeing a rock, all

519
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,640
those guys still hold Vinced in like very high regard,

520
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,720
and it's just, yeah, that's rough.

521
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: There was too little Rick Flair, I will say, matro Man.

522
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:15,400
They really didn't. I also didn't realize that ultimate warrior,

523
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,839
like his heart wasn't really in things. He was just

524
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,200
the crowd liked him for a while.

525
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: I didn't know, but he didn't care about the business.

526
00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:23,400
No one liked working with him. He was very selfish.

527
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,839
He wasn't saying yeah, no one liked him.

528
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 4: Hogan was a weird one because like I started watching

529
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,759
in ninety three, which is right after Hogan left. So

530
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,559
like I feel like most guys my age, like forty

531
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,400
and above, they all go back, Oh Hogan, Hogan, he

532
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,319
was my thing, and like he wasn't like by the

533
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:38,759
time I was aware of him, it was like when

534
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:40,599
he came to WCW and turned into a bad guy,

535
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,279
and so like I missed that whole, like whole Camania era.

536
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:46,279
And I don't think I certainly think I would hate

537
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,200
him by this point, even if I grew up with

538
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,400
him and his stuff. But like it is pretty awesome

539
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,640
seeing everyone just knows that he's a real piece of shit.

540
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,880
And like, I don't know if you saw he got

541
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,680
like boot out of the building on the raw on Netflix.

542
00:24:57,759 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 2: He did see that. People were talking about it on

543
00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:03,839
social media. It's just like this big turning point of

544
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,519
like you are it wasn't normal, like you're a heel boo.

545
00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:09,759
It was like we don't want you here boo.

546
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 3: Oh you know, and he's not a heel.

547
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 4: He was brought out to be, oh, the legendary Jo

548
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:15,599
Cogan and stuff, and everyone's like, no, fuck you, we

549
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,079
hate you.

550
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:17,799
Speaker 3: And it wasn't just like.

551
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 4: A Trump thing, because you know, he came out and

552
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,759
he's done a bunch of Trump stuff and everything. Now

553
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:22,799
he's very loud and proud about that, because like they

554
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:25,559
had the Undertaker on the same show, who was extremely trumpy,

555
00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:28,519
and people cheered the Undertaker. It's Hogan is just a

556
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:31,279
shitty person in every possible way you can be shitty,

557
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,799
Like I don't trust anyone who has like kind words

558
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,160
to say about him as a person.

559
00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: You know, I also really enjoyed, and I don't bear

560
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,119
in mind, I don't I have not looked farther into

561
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,160
a lot of these people. There's probably many of them

562
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,480
have done shitty things I'm not aware of. I enjoyed

563
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,599
the interviews that they did with like Sean Michaels because

564
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,920
he was pretty honest. I'm sure he's done fucked up stuff.

565
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,559
All these people have the dynamic between like Eric Bischoff,

566
00:25:56,759 --> 00:25:58,839
Bishoff am I saying that right? Has he done shitty

567
00:25:58,839 --> 00:25:59,279
stuff too?

568
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,039
Speaker 4: I mean, he's definitely someone who people would I think

569
00:26:03,079 --> 00:26:05,119
most of our listeners would not agree with his politics

570
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:05,359
at all.

571
00:26:05,559 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: Gotcha.

572
00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:08,599
Speaker 4: I don't think he's like a monster or anything. He's

573
00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:09,559
always nice to work with.

574
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: In terms of the documentary, those are the interviews that

575
00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:15,279
at least they were actually like talk like being giving

576
00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:18,039
interesting interviews, whereas the Rock was just like looking into

577
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:21,519
the camera like just over like you know, not what's

578
00:26:21,519 --> 00:26:24,519
the word I'm looking for? Kind of just like airbrushed

579
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,119
and really.

580
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 3: A press junket for a movie.

581
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:31,559
Speaker 4: You know, it's just like the most like you know, soft, uh,

582
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,759
and it's just he is just a corporate bullet point

583
00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:38,960
at this point. He's incredibly talented, but you're not gonna

584
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,200
get anything real out of that guy.

585
00:26:40,319 --> 00:26:43,559
Speaker 1: It was also crazy to hear when they started first

586
00:26:43,599 --> 00:26:47,759
start digging into how incredibly misogynistic and abusive everything was

587
00:26:47,759 --> 00:26:50,079
toward women. Tony Atlas was just like, oh, we were

588
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,240
terrible to women back then.

589
00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:55,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, error, like it's just withoutout even like.

590
00:26:55,839 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: Off button up shirt tucked in.

591
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean, but every single era of wrestling

592
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:03,680
has had plenty of horrible people and horrible situations like that.

593
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 3: It has gotten much much better.

594
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,839
Speaker 4: But yeah, Tony Atlas in that era and everything you remember,

595
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,240
like Tony Atliss in that documentary talking about Pat Patterson,

596
00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:11,920
you know, he grabbed my Pecker. That's why I didn't

597
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,920
like him. And then it's like, why didn't you tell

598
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,279
anyone's like what what am I gonna do? Go to Vince,

599
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,559
Like that's not gonna fucking yeah, Vince's buddy, like he's

600
00:27:18,599 --> 00:27:20,839
not gonna punish in and like he'll get fired, you know,

601
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,240
the wrestler. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it is much better now.

602
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,640
It is far from perfect, but uh, it's it's been

603
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,839
a fascinating industry now.

604
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 2: You can't just grab them by their dick and balls.

605
00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, unless you were Joey Ryan who that was one

606
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,559
of his main moves for many many years and got

607
00:27:36,599 --> 00:27:39,400
him famous, but then it turned out he was actually

608
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,559
a giant sex pest and got roundly canceled.

609
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: H It's just like Vince, like his ring person in

610
00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:47,400
ring persona reflects who he really is.

611
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 4: It's always crazy when like, yeah, like the real Vince

612
00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:51,319
is way worse.

613
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,839
Speaker 2: Could have predicted, Yeah, that the sex pest wrestler was

614
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,200
a sex pest in real life.

615
00:27:58,279 --> 00:28:00,319
Speaker 3: We thought it was a cheeky and ironic, like, nope,

616
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:01,240
he's just a giant xist.

617
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: The guy who showed up at his trial wearing a

618
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,799
neck brace.

619
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy who kept making out with his mistresses

620
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,279
in front of his wife on camera. Oh turned out

621
00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:11,960
he actually had many, many extramarital affairs and much worse.

622
00:28:12,039 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: Oh so, shit Dan, Actually for people listening in for

623
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,599
Dan if you're not familiar, that was actually for it's

624
00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:21,240
called for shoot. It's when it's not technically real. It's

625
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,200
part of a storyline.

626
00:28:23,079 --> 00:28:24,759
Speaker 3: Oh oh so it's like, Okay, it's like a real

627
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:25,960
thing that happened. Is that a work?

628
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: Actually I'm making fun of you, but is that a work?

629
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 3: The shoot? Shoot is real? Work is fake?

630
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: Gotcha? So it was a work, Well, we'll.

631
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 3: Talk to work shoot If it's yeah.

632
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it later. You can text me to

633
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:37,759
any question.

634
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, don't.

635
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: I would shoot be real and work be fake.

636
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: I don't get shoot.

637
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 4: People that don't watch wressing have trouble with that, and

638
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,640
I don't really understand why, because a shoot for.

639
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: Shoot, like a video shoot is sounds shoots.

640
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,079
Speaker 4: No, it has nothing to do with that though where

641
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,920
I come from, it's like straight shooting versus like it's

642
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,400
a work.

643
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,839
Speaker 3: Like if something is.

644
00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:56,759
Speaker 1: I get the work, not the shot.

645
00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, oh here I'm gonna shoot with you. I'm

646
00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:00,519
I'm gona shotraight with you, you know.

647
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,279
Speaker 1: Shoot.

648
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,519
Speaker 2: But the other one is like it's work like it's work,

649
00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:08,599
it's my job, as opposed to it's just a shoot.

650
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,279
Speaker 4: It's more not real a work. Not it's work like

651
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:13,319
a job. It's more like it's a work. Like let's

652
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,720
say it all comes from Carney stuff. So let's say

653
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:18,920
a carnival booth was like, it's a work if the

654
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,720
ring toss thing, if the rings only go over the

655
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:24,519
shitty prizes, you know, like, oh right, it's a gimmick.

656
00:29:24,559 --> 00:29:26,920
It's yeah, it's that. That's where that comes from.

657
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: Is all your terminology come from Carney's.

658
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,119
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of mine comes from wrestling, which

659
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:31,720
comes from Carney.

660
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:35,039
Speaker 1: Yeah you talk, Yeah, I use Mark now.

661
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: And that comes from carnival stuff because like, let's say.

662
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,039
Speaker 1: Pick someone from the audience out right you're telling them, let's.

663
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 4: Say, yeah, let's say it's a fella and his lady

664
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,880
friend and they're walking down the little minigame section of

665
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,039
the carnival, and it's clear the guy wants to win

666
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:50,759
a big teddy bear for his girl. Basically they will

667
00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:51,720
have a guy go out there back.

668
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:53,759
Speaker 3: I mean, we're talking like the thirties, forties whatever.

669
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 4: Somebody go out there with a little piece of charcoal

670
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,119
and mark like the guy's little coat. And then that

671
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,640
way all the other carnival barkers could see the mark

672
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,960
and be like, oh, here's an easy marked. Like hey,

673
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,240
I follow, you want to win this for your carol,

674
00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:05,680
come over here and know that the guy's just going

675
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:07,880
to keep spending money because he has the mark on it.

676
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,519
Speaker 3: So he's a mark.

677
00:30:09,759 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so's he's vulnerable, he's gullible.

678
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:15,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, easy marks.

679
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Is that just because wrestling evolved out of

680
00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:20,880
like traveling carnival stuff.

681
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it used to be a strong man thing.

682
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,000
So you started at carnivals be like.

683
00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:26,759
Speaker 4: Ah, who can beat who can beat the strongest man

684
00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:28,720
of the world. He'll take anybody in this crowd. Who

685
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:30,680
in this crowd, and like they would have a plant

686
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:32,440
in the crowd, which a plant is still a term

687
00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:34,839
used in wrestling, and so the plant would be in

688
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,480
the carnival too, and he would just be like an

689
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:39,119
everyman and they would call the plant up to fight

690
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,039
the guy and everything, and it was a work. So

691
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:43,400
you know, whatever whoever they wanted to win, that would

692
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400
win it.

693
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,799
Speaker 1: It's like in The Prestige when they pick they got

694
00:30:46,839 --> 00:30:50,400
the plant? Is it Hugh Jackman or whatever you call

695
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,960
him out of the audience and he's supposed to Christian

696
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,400
Bale is supposed to catch the bullet, and then Hugh

697
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,519
Jackman actually loads a real bullet to shoot him because

698
00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:59,599
he because he blames him for kill him his Well, have.

699
00:30:59,599 --> 00:31:01,799
Speaker 3: You guys seen The Prestige like in college.

700
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good one.

701
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:05,359
Speaker 2: It's been a long time. And it came out during

702
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,079
that other movie that was also about the same time,

703
00:31:10,279 --> 00:31:13,880
and I got I got them confused. The Illusionist was

704
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,640
like about a guy and his lover and I think

705
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,799
he wanted to run away with her.

706
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:24,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jessica, it was a deep impact volcano situation.

707
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry. I mix it up.

708
00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 4: It's deep impact armageddon and it was volcano Dante's peak.

709
00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:31,519
Speaker 1: Friend.

710
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, I understand where you are now,

711
00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:38,039
your maternal animal crossing horizon exactly.

712
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:43,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, but yeah, though the documentary

713
00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:45,079
is good and now we're watching I have never seen

714
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,039
I never watched the Queen's Gambit during cod Oh.

715
00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: Really, that's so good. I'm glad you're gonna get to

716
00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:56,119
enjoy it. It kind of like skyrocketed Anya Taylor Joy's career,

717
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,880
and I think it's warranted because she really owned that role.

718
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: She's really good. What else have I seen her in? Oh?

719
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,240
I seen the Witch? Was the Witch before the Witch

720
00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:07,599
would have been before that. That's the first thing I

721
00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:07,920
saw her.

722
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:11,799
Speaker 2: She's a baby's teenage.

723
00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:14,519
Speaker 4: The Menu and Furiosa, I think are the only things

724
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:18,880
I've seen her in Dane briefly right, Dune two she

725
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,880
was in briefly.

726
00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: Right, I still haven't seen that. She was in last

727
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,160
Night and so yes, oh right, uh.

728
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,279
Speaker 2: Last and everything Now she's great.

729
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,359
Speaker 3: She's big. Yeah.

730
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 4: Last night, Bunk and I watched Late Night with the

731
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:35,319
Devil watch that I didn't. Neither of us loved it.

732
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,319
Speaker 1: Most was on my flight from LA recently.

733
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,599
Speaker 3: Oh that he's really good. Like the performances are good.

734
00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:41,119
Speaker 4: It's just like the whole thing is like it's trying

735
00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:43,240
to do this like Blair Witch found footage type thing.

736
00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:44,960
But it was bugging me because I it's set in

737
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,119
like the late seventies late night shows and that's a

738
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,759
very specific look and like I feel like they made

739
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:52,200
it four by three which would have been the aspect

740
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:54,319
ratio back then. But just the cameras look too good,

741
00:32:54,319 --> 00:32:56,119
and just the way the cameras moved and stuff, it

742
00:32:56,119 --> 00:32:59,039
didn't feel like I was actually watching, Like it seems

743
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:02,440
like they wanted it to look authentic, but it just

744
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,599
looked a little too polished to actually be like a

745
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:06,599
seventies found footage thing, So that kind of took me

746
00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:07,000
out of it.

747
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,319
Speaker 2: I can see that criticism. I think it it had

748
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,599
brilliant ideas, and it is an indie, Like it's definitely

749
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,920
like an independent film, so we have to kind of

750
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,680
take into context, Like I think they had visions of grandeur,

751
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,599
but at some point you can kind of just tell

752
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,960
they didn't maybe have the budget that they wanted to

753
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:28,240
do everything with it. But it's a brilliant idea. I

754
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,039
think it's such a good idea, and I just don't

755
00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:32,079
think it's executed the way I would have liked it.

756
00:33:32,519 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 3: I agree the.

757
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,039
Speaker 4: Concept is super duper strong, but yeah, like some of

758
00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:38,400
the checks they do are not great. I think there's

759
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,480
some controversy because they used AI art for some of

760
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,400
the like intertitial logos and stuff of the TV show.

761
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: I don't know there was some like AI anger about that,

762
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,359
but that's to me. I don't want to like get

763
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,720
sue into that detail. For me, I was like, whatever,

764
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:57,079
is the movie good? And the movie is like, there's

765
00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:59,960
some misses. For me, it is entertaining. Like if someone

766
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,559
was like, it's Spoop Tober season, I want a quick scare.

767
00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:08,800
It's free on some service, I would be like, yes,

768
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,400
watch it. I probably wouldn't like recommend paying twenty bucks

769
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,079
to rent it, but I think it's I thought it

770
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:18,280
was like decent watch for an evening, but I also

771
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,440
found it disappointing. Now, if you like authentic camera work,

772
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,000
have you seen The Holdovers.

773
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 3: That's one of the Paul Jimani you right, yes, and it's.

774
00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: Not a horror movie. The Holdovers is one of the

775
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,079
most phenomenal films made in recent years in my opinion,

776
00:34:33,519 --> 00:34:38,239
and it is made with authentic film cameras from that time.

777
00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:41,880
All of the cameras in it are like seventies cameras,

778
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,159
and you can tell it looks fucking great. It ain't

779
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:47,880
a filter. They filmed it on like that original film,

780
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,000
and it looks awesome.

781
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:54,079
Speaker 1: Soundtrack, the cars, the clothing like it. It's awesome, and

782
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:56,679
it's Tech. It's set during Christmas, so we've actually like

783
00:34:57,199 --> 00:35:00,440
started watching it yearly on Christmas. It's become autradition. Awesome.

784
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 3: I've heard great.

785
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:06,159
Speaker 2: Things and awesome, Dude, it's pretty All the performances are good.

786
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: It gets heavy, but you know it's earned. It's really good.

787
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 6: Uh.

788
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,039
Speaker 1: You know what else that director has made is Sideways,

789
00:35:13,039 --> 00:35:14,920
a movie about wine, Oh Frado.

790
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: He loves Paul Giamatti. He's a really good actor. And

791
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,159
in this one, I feel like, at least in Sideways,

792
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:24,679
like they're like you're like a young buck who's like

793
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,239
out to score and like you get yourself into some trouble.

794
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,320
In this one, they're like you're like a decrepit, ugly

795
00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:34,000
teacher that no one loves. And he's like he's got

796
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,559
this like weird eye.

797
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: Everyone hates him.

798
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, all right, that's me. Like he's

799
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,679
really earned this role.

800
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: Have you heard the story about him with Planet of

801
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,400
the Apes?

802
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 1: No?

803
00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 4: But I mean, oh my god, so I already loved him,

804
00:35:47,519 --> 00:35:50,320
and then I've read this anecdote recently, so basically remember

805
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,719
the like two thousand and one Marky mark uh Planet,

806
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,400
the Tim Burton one that was fucking terrible yeah. Yeah,

807
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,760
So Jimmati's in it and he plays an ape, and

808
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,599
I need to find this actual quiot because basically his

809
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,039
agent really wanted Okay, this is a quote from Paul Gimonti.

810
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,519
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with the plan.

811
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 4: Of the Apes movies as a kid, so the notion

812
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:10,280
that I could be in one of those was mind

813
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,719
blowing to me. My agents were like, don't you think

814
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,920
you should play a human so they can see your face?

815
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,320
And I was like, if you tell them I want

816
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,639
to play a human in this, I will fucking kill

817
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,280
all of you. I'm going to play an ape.

818
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dedicated. I love that guy knows what he

819
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:27,519
wants and he runs straight at it.

820
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,159
Speaker 3: Yeah.

821
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 2: I love that real stern opinion to be an ape.

822
00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:35,559
Speaker 4: Last week, you know what we do our Tuesday movie nights.

823
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,320
Last week, Mary, we did the Substance.

824
00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:42,599
Speaker 2: I'm very interested. I'm very invested in how you fucking

825
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,320
I've been thinking about it since I saw it.

826
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:45,519
Speaker 3: I loved it.

827
00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 4: It's a very subtle movie, and I understood all of

828
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,159
the metaphors and symbolism.

829
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. Really, what am I trying to say here?

830
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: Lets you know its point. I mean, it is Hammer's

831
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,800
home all of those points. Towards the last I don't know,

832
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,199
five minutes, maybe ten minutes, you're like, what are we

833
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,400
doing here anymore?

834
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 4: The end was fucking incredible, and what they waste no

835
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,960
time and like the whole concept this isn't a spoiler,

836
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,320
because this is the concept of the movie, is like

837
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,639
you take this substance and it makes like a younger

838
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,320
version of you, and like they don't waste a single

839
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,480
frame of that movie being.

840
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,519
Speaker 3: Like, well here's how it works. They're just like, here

841
00:37:21,519 --> 00:37:22,320
it is. Do you want to take it?

842
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:22,639
Speaker 1: Okay?

843
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:23,599
Speaker 3: Now you're young? You know.

844
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:27,519
Speaker 2: They never even discussed payment, which I found really interesting

845
00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:31,880
about this film. Yeah, there's no exchange. At no point

846
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,920
does she sign a contract I think, or like is

847
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:40,239
there like me talk, literally no information because this movie

848
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,199
they like decided early on they were like, well we

849
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,960
don't give a shit about any of that. They don't

850
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,599
need to. They cut out all the middlemen. There's no

851
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:52,280
middleman in this. It's just straight up like this is

852
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,639
what I want. I want everyone to know that this

853
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,519
is the only thing I care about. And then like

854
00:37:56,559 --> 00:37:59,159
the implications of that, and then I would say, just

855
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:04,199
a complete slow burned downfall of everybody involved. It is

856
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,079
a horrible visual to wad.

857
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 4: There's some horrible like Dennis Quaid his character is. This

858
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,039
is how subtle the movie is. He's a super sleazy,

859
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:16,559
misogynistic film executive named Harvey.

860
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 3: That's how subtle this movie My name is Honestly.

861
00:38:20,039 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 2: I mean he kind of has a McMahon look to him.

862
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 3: I had that thought many times.

863
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 2: Yes, his very first shot and this is nothing is

864
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,960
an accident in this but his very first introduction is

865
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,559
him pissing in a urinal with a fish eye lens

866
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,800
and his face is like in the fucking lens while

867
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,159
he's pissing, and he's just like, she's too old, nobody

868
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:38,960
wants to fuck her.

869
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so gross. And then like he's ah and

870
00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:42,800
he's talking to.

871
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,559
Speaker 4: Her and he's just like eating all this shrimp and

872
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:48,000
it's super close up on his mouth. It is the

873
00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:52,559
least this movie is a sledgehammer. It is fucking awesome. Though,

874
00:38:52,639 --> 00:38:54,880
Like Mary, I was with you the whole time. I

875
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,599
remember like in the middle you talked about how like

876
00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:58,280
it kind of goes up and down in terms of

877
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,559
like it's so gratuitous.

878
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:01,079
Speaker 3: In the middle, its sobody's.

879
00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 4: Like there's Margaret Qualley's ass, just like over and over

880
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,119
and over again, and then it's like by the end,

881
00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:08,880
it's just like all that like gratuitous like ooh butts

882
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,320
and boobs.

883
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,679
Speaker 3: By the end, it's like, oh God, what are we

884
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,320
doing here?

885
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:16,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember saying when I was like, I don't

886
00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:18,119
know if I was pitching this to you, but like

887
00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:21,000
my reaction to it was, I love this film. This

888
00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:24,400
is so interesting. I hate this film. They have lost

889
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,239
the plot. Oh I love this film. They played me

890
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,199
like a fiddle and they knew me very well, and

891
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,519
I was just like wondering, is that your ride as well?

892
00:39:31,559 --> 00:39:34,159
Where Like at some point actually was like I literally

893
00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:36,679
said out loud, I don't like this movie, and then

894
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,400
by the end I changed my mind.

895
00:39:38,519 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 4: I think it is all earned because it's like it

896
00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:43,639
is so cartoonish, like when Margaret quality takes over again.

897
00:39:43,639 --> 00:39:45,559
Speaker 3: No big spoilers here anything, but you know, it's like

898
00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:46,360
a workout sha.

899
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 4: The hot one, yeah, like Demi Moore was like an

900
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:51,920
aging yeah, like Jane Fonda style workout video thing. And

901
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,880
it's so funny because its supposed to be this workout video,

902
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:56,559
but every single move that Margaret Poley is doing is

903
00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:59,599
like tits and camera tits and camera squat squat squat,

904
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:01,880
and it's just it's like it is the it's so

905
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,079
so gratuitous that it's intentional, and but that is just

906
00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:07,159
kind of the point of the movie and where it

907
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:09,360
goes and everything. So yeah, yeah, I felt like it

908
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:09,800
was earned.

909
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: I love it.

910
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 2: I'm glad you liked it. Yeah, I had. I had

911
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,119
a real visceral reaction to that film, and I think

912
00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:18,760
they wanted you to write like they really wanted to

913
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:22,400
make sure you ya got it. But I believe to

914
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,000
me more one uh first award for her acting in that,

915
00:40:27,039 --> 00:40:29,159
and I also thought that was quite earned because I

916
00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:32,079
think that's a very difficult role to accept as an

917
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:35,199
aging actress, which is like, here's a role in which

918
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:38,559
you're you're an aging actress. Aren't you perfect for this

919
00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:41,079
role of an aging actress that will give up anything

920
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:43,079
to look a little younger, And then we're gonna have

921
00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:46,559
this hot actress with a fat ass be you and

922
00:40:46,639 --> 00:40:48,679
have all the sex scenes or like all the hot

923
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,760
scenes with her ass. But when we want to show

924
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,119
someone who's like destroying themselves mentally and physically and is old,

925
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,119
it's you also full nudity you in and she was

926
00:40:57,199 --> 00:40:59,440
like sure, and she did it, and I just think

927
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,559
she really own it well.

928
00:41:00,639 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 4: Her speech at the Golden Globes is really good because

929
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,679
it kind of touched on all that stuff about being

930
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,000
like an aging actress in Hollywood and like you know,

931
00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:07,840
her agents and people saying like, hey, you're not going

932
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,760
to get these roles anymore, but like you ever heard

933
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,079
a win for this, and it's super deserved.

934
00:41:12,119 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 3: It was awesome.

935
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,159
Speaker 2: As soon as you turn thirty six, your options are

936
00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:20,559
to be Jim Carrey's wife, or like the dead mother

937
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,920
of someone who wants to like get revenge. That's it,

938
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:29,280
like you're or like a really old uh grandma in

939
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,800
the you know who's like in the crowd clapping yeah,

940
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,639
because the prince has done something good.

941
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,159
Speaker 1: That's it.

942
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: Those are your three options.

943
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Speaker 4: There was a good uh Niki Glazier at a joke

944
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,400
at the Golden Globes about how like, oh, when you

945
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,280
turned you know, fifty, as a woman in Hollywood, you're

946
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,960
pretty much on the way out. If you're if you're

947
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:47,480
if you're a man and you're fifty, congrats you're about

948
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,800
to play Sidney Sweeney's boyfriend.

949
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's true. I mean it's ridiculous, Like I mean,

950
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,559
they're all doing great and like good for these old men,

951
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,159
the cloonies, the pits, they're all killing it. But I

952
00:41:59,199 --> 00:42:01,800
think like they're is something to be said. It is

953
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,920
way younger than fifty. That joke is silly, Like literally

954
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,559
as soon as you twear and I turn, I want

955
00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:08,960
to say, like thirty seven, thirty eight. As a woman,

956
00:42:09,039 --> 00:42:12,840
they're just like, you get nothing except for mom options

957
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,800
and your parts will be very flat.

958
00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:18,679
Speaker 4: I saw this Demi Moore kind of comeback story a

959
00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:21,119
lot like Mickey Rourke because he had been gone for

960
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:22,880
a long time and he came back for the wrestler,

961
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,079
which was also just like, hey, you're going to play

962
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:28,119
this like beat up piece of meat, just this old loser,

963
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,199
you know, who's just an idiot and it's a idiot's

964
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,199
maybe not the word, but you know. It's a similar

965
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,719
thing where it's this big actor that had disappeared for

966
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,519
like a while and then comes back with this like

967
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:39,760
very well regarded role.

968
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 3: Like I love seeing that stuff.

969
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: Darren Aronofski did that again with Brendan Fraser with a whale.

970
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,719
Oh right, I don't know that there's any parallel between

971
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,920
Brendan Fraser and the guy's life in the Whale. I

972
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,559
have not seen that movie. I have no intention either.

973
00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:54,519
Speaker 2: My problem with seeing something like that is that it's

974
00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:58,119
so heavy, and I usually watch I'm not saying I

975
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,880
can't watch a heavy movie. I think Kheimer is heavy,

976
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,239
and I just loved that film. I think there's something

977
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,320
about watching like a character suffer for two hours for

978
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:09,519
just being a shitty person.

979
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: I read a lot, but it's just like, it doesn't

980
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,599
feel like Aeronofski's doing anything besides just pitying the character

981
00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:17,119
the whole time. So what's the point? I don't know,

982
00:43:17,199 --> 00:43:19,440
so I gotta I don't know. I don't think I'm

983
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,159
gonna watch it. Eric Darren Aronofsky's movies, I mean, I

984
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:24,440
think you're supposed to either hate or love them. I

985
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,119
love Black Swan, I love The Wrestler.

986
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't watch it again. I wouldn't watch Black

987
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,360
Swan again. Like that movie was exhausting to get through.

988
00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 4: I think I would watch it again because I was

989
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,000
surprised with the rest of who owns.

990
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,599
Speaker 2: The Swan on DVD? Who owns a DVD?

991
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 4: But like who owns I have ba on four K

992
00:43:42,679 --> 00:43:46,639
and The Wrestler, well the Restaurant Blu Ray Yeah, No,

993
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,760
I mean, like, The Wrestler is a fucking depressing ass movie.

994
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,119
But I hadn't seen it in a few years, and

995
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,079
John Carson hadn't seen it, so he came over and

996
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:54,280
we both watched it and we're like, oh, that's a

997
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,960
five out of five, fucking like, that's one of my

998
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,360
few five out of five's letterbox.

999
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:57,679
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1000
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,199
Speaker 1: That was in theaters and I was working in the

1001
00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:02,360
theater and I remember seeing that. I was like, holy shit,

1002
00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:03,880
that was amazing. And then I talked to all my

1003
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,639
friends like it fucking sucked. I was like, what we

1004
00:44:06,679 --> 00:44:08,079
were young, I guess, so I was like, I don't know,

1005
00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:08,679
I loved it.

1006
00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

1007
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 4: Spoilers for The Wrestler, which came out in two thousand

1008
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,599
and seven. If anybody wants to mute now, I feel.

1009
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,599
Speaker 2: Like we're allowed to.

1010
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's past. So I'm I'm always up for.

1011
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 3: I've heard yes, yes, oh that's right.

1012
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,119
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she is movie.

1013
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that I think about it, I'm think, oh,

1014
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:26,880
yeah she was.

1015
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she had twenty three minutes in the seventeen

1016
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,159
seconds of screen time.

1017
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:32,159
Speaker 3: I think, I don't know, Yeah, it's something around there.

1018
00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:33,639
He might be a double tention a second off.

1019
00:44:33,639 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: I think she snip slips that, like.

1020
00:44:36,679 --> 00:44:38,639
Speaker 3: You must be thinking of someone else. You're thinking of Mick.

1021
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,639
Speaker 4: Mickey was wearing that mesh Yeah, Mickey was wearing that

1022
00:44:43,679 --> 00:44:44,440
mesh top thing.

1023
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,159
Speaker 3: I remember that. That must have been Mickey I'm thinking of.

1024
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

1025
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 3: Was I gonna say, oh yeah? The spoilers for The Wrestler,

1026
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:52,400
I uh.

1027
00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 4: I watched the movie and I loved it, and it

1028
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,480
wasn't until, like I swear, twelve years later or something,

1029
00:44:57,639 --> 00:44:59,199
someone's like, oh yeah, like when he dies at the end,

1030
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,639
and I was like, what are you talking about it? Like, hey,

1031
00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:02,400
dies at the end of that movie, isn't it doesn't

1032
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,760
he goes out, he just has his finishing move and

1033
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,639
it goes to black. I'm like, yeah, that's he died

1034
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,719
doing it. And he died in the ring like I

1035
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,440
did not under I just thought it was this triumphant

1036
00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:13,559
like I'm gonna do my move and he's like, oh,

1037
00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:16,639
on top of the world again, and then credits. I

1038
00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,559
thought like, oh, good for him, and everyone's like, oh,

1039
00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:20,960
he died, which also, I I don't want to just

1040
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,639
say names of movies where people die at the end.

1041
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 3: But yeah, I can't say it now, but several.

1042
00:45:26,679 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 4: Movies the main character has died at the end and

1043
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,320
I haven't realized it.

1044
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,559
Speaker 1: Well, fuck now I have to. I was about to

1045
00:45:32,559 --> 00:45:34,679
talk about another recent movie I saw, and now it's

1046
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:36,360
the spoilers because I can't bring it up now.

1047
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, everyone mute.

1048
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,159
Speaker 4: If you were worried about spoilers for any movie, that

1049
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,599
is ridiculous. Ill Okay, this one was a sci fi

1050
00:45:45,679 --> 00:45:48,559
movie from the late twenty tens. If you're worried about

1051
00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:52,559
a spoiler for that, all right, everyone's muted. What here

1052
00:45:52,559 --> 00:45:54,559
we go, Blade Runner twenty forty nine. I didn't realize

1053
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:55,360
Ryan Gosling died.

1054
00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:56,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

1055
00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 3: I thought he was just.

1056
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,039
Speaker 4: Like waiting for Harrison Ford and he just laid down

1057
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:00,920
on the thing. It was like, it's that's nice and.

1058
00:46:01,039 --> 00:46:04,199
Speaker 1: Sorry dead the snow bleeding out?

1059
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: Yet what about the end of the thing.

1060
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 4: The end of the thing recently? Right, I was watching

1061
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:14,920
for the breath because you said.

1062
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 2: That man, come on this journey with me, Michael, we

1063
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,760
stop it. Stop being that way.

1064
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:23,199
Speaker 1: No, what you know? Both they're both still conscious, talking

1065
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,159
to each other at the end.

1066
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:29,679
Speaker 2: The dead they're dying thing, Yes, but they're going to die.

1067
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,199
Speaker 1: Sure you're not die? Yeah, yeah, for sure, they're not

1068
00:46:32,199 --> 00:46:35,920
getting out of there. Yeah, definitely. I also watched the

1069
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,519
character none of the characters die at the end for Challengers.

1070
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 3: Luca Guandino soundtrack for that when I'm running. Yeah.

1071
00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a really good soundtrack. Trender resor atticists Ross

1072
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:51,360
who do every fucking soundtrack now. So Luca Guanino, who

1073
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,039
I love, did two movies last year. He did Challengers

1074
00:46:55,119 --> 00:46:58,559
and now I have the screener from Writers Guild for Queer,

1075
00:46:58,639 --> 00:46:59,840
but we have not watched it yet.

1076
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 3: Challenging nice, were nice working on netflex of your screeners.

1077
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,079
Good good work, So you can.

1078
00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:08,079
Speaker 1: I think anybody can sign up for the Writer's Guild

1079
00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:10,559
and get a screener if you want. I don't even

1080
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:12,000
know if I should have as.

1081
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,159
Speaker 3: Part of the Writers Guild, as I have access.

1082
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,039
Speaker 1: To my every person in our profession can easily sign up.

1083
00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 3: I'm not I bet this guy knows about symbolism. I

1084
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,480
don't know what the Writer's Guild is.

1085
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what I can do?

1086
00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 3: I'm not a writer.

1087
00:47:24,119 --> 00:47:27,519
Speaker 1: It's a very power like, very important union in the

1088
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:28,480
entertainment industry.

1089
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 3: What do I get out of this?

1090
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,639
Speaker 1: Dan, What do you think that whole strike about was

1091
00:47:31,679 --> 00:47:32,880
about like several years ago.

1092
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 4: No, I know about the AI and the actors, and

1093
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,039
I fully understand that, and yes, it's good they did

1094
00:47:38,039 --> 00:47:39,639
that about that a lot.

1095
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 3: But like I write about Donkey Kong, like I know.

1096
00:47:44,199 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: Well, okay, screener aside. I haven't watched Queer yet, but

1097
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,639
I think I liked what. I want to get on

1098
00:47:48,639 --> 00:47:49,000
this list.

1099
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,679
Speaker 3: Now tell me how I get on this list. I'll

1100
00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:51,599
tell you this guilder.

1101
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,679
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you after it's it's you say it

1102
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,880
like it's a fucking fable faction that you can.

1103
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,199
Speaker 2: You don't even know what it is, and you want

1104
00:47:58,199 --> 00:47:58,719
to be honest.

1105
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: It sounds like you get free stuff.

1106
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's for I mean, it's all water marked

1107
00:48:03,599 --> 00:48:05,199
and it's all through like specific apps.

1108
00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:07,599
Speaker 3: It's only watch I have that with Netflix and stuff.

1109
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:08,440
I get screeners for that.

1110
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: But they'll often they'll give you a code for a

1111
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,519
specific streaming platform and you'll do that. It's not you

1112
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,360
just said you had it.

1113
00:48:17,119 --> 00:48:19,159
Speaker 4: No, I when we did, when we and Bank did

1114
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:21,440
the Paint in the Stream podcast, we got some cop

1115
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,440
some of them we still have, so we get early

1116
00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:25,679
Netflix stuff with embargoes and all that, and so.

1117
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, challenges are good. Oh I finally saw I saw

1118
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:34,679
that too. Yeah, I liked it a whole bunch. It's good.

1119
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 2: Okay, it was Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna give it

1120
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,880
three stars. I was. I think it's beautiful.

1121
00:48:43,159 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: VI's walking the really quiet shot after the village when

1122
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,880
he's walking toward the castle and that empty carriage comes

1123
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,599
up to grab him. But the shot before that, like

1124
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,840
in the dark in the woods, one of the most

1125
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,159
gorgeous shots I can remember.

1126
00:48:57,639 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's several, like very stunning. There's a I'm gonna

1127
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,519
be very careful how I ward this, but there is

1128
00:49:03,559 --> 00:49:07,280
a shot where a family is in danger and when

1129
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:12,320
they show what happens to everybody. I think they do

1130
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,800
it in a really clean, crisp and brutal way, but

1131
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,000
like I feel like there's just it's very desaturated and

1132
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:22,320
there's a lot of use of silhouettes and shadows throughout

1133
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,840
it thematically, and so I think the way they do it,

1134
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,760
it's brutal, and they don't shy away from really vivid

1135
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,800
violence of like what vampires are, which is like, they're

1136
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,920
fucking monsters, right. I personally emma hater and did not

1137
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:42,440
care for Lily Depp's performance. And there was like this

1138
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:46,400
moment where she was like yelling at her partner or whatever.

1139
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,599
They're having a little spat, and she was backing up

1140
00:49:49,679 --> 00:49:52,360
and there was like a bookcase behind her, and I

1141
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,239
literally said to my person sitting next to me, She's

1142
00:49:55,599 --> 00:49:58,119
she's gonna push over that bookcase, and she was just like,

1143
00:49:58,559 --> 00:50:01,559
you know, I'm very upset about She turns around and

1144
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:03,840
pushes down the bookcase. It was just like, how did

1145
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,880
how did no one in this room when she was

1146
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,119
doing that performance be like, can you make it look

1147
00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:13,000
a little less likely that you are about to throw

1148
00:50:13,079 --> 00:50:14,039
that bookcase down?

1149
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,159
Speaker 3: Been distracted by her? I wouldn't distract.

1150
00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 4: But I also don't remember her being like, if I'm

1151
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:26,719
thinking performance, I'm defoe in that one was probably confusing.

1152
00:50:27,039 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 2: Was that poor casting? Because like this is controversial, but

1153
00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:35,039
everyone in the theater was laughing at every.

1154
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:41,079
Speaker 3: Time in a different movie, it doesn't seem right.

1155
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: Did you see the Lighthouse the Guys, uh Robert Egger's

1156
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,800
previous movie or before the Viking? Yes, And that's like

1157
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,320
all he's doing these days, is these like coutpass psychoah.

1158
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:56,599
Speaker 2: Just a little psycho and the comic relief.

1159
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,199
Speaker 1: In the movie. Of course, he's supposed to be funny.

1160
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:03,199
Speaker 5: Confused, I was a bit confus he's so funny and

1161
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,599
all these people are dying.

1162
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,039
Speaker 1: There's a scene where it's like, uh, count Oorlock, Dracula,

1163
00:51:08,079 --> 00:51:10,719
this is doing this thing from a distance and it's

1164
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,840
awful and horrific, and then it just cut and it's

1165
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,400
like crazy loud, soaring music. Then it cuts back to

1166
00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:18,480
Leo in the room. He's like, so the count of that,

1167
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:21,480
Like it's he's supposed to be funny, Like I took

1168
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,679
him as the comic relief, which that movie needs it

1169
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:25,079
because it's grim the whole time.

1170
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 2: A little off then sure, I think, like what I'm

1171
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:32,880
saying is exactly that, Like I welcome a William Dafoe

1172
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,880
in my film. I'm not saying I want him there.

1173
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:38,079
I'm just saying, like something really stressful would happen, and

1174
00:51:38,159 --> 00:51:41,880
without like a break, without like a little bit of

1175
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,760
a gap, they would just cut to his fucking weird ass,

1176
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,159
grimy ass, fallen ass face and he would say something

1177
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:51,679
in the weirdest accent and I was laughing, and I

1178
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:53,400
was just I was just like, are you sure that's

1179
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,199
what you wanted?

1180
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,599
Speaker 3: Did you laugh now and do what he wants to do?

1181
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.

1182
00:51:58,039 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 4: I surely told you what Bonk said about him. He'll

1183
00:52:02,159 --> 00:52:05,800
always be dark off to me. I was just anytime

1184
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,320
his face shows up, I just can feel the seat

1185
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,679
next to me vibrating.

1186
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 3: His bond is laughing.

1187
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:17,199
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's there's a scene later with Willem Dafoe where

1188
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,960
like you can tell he was just waiting to go

1189
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,840
nuts and he starts going nuts and doing his like

1190
00:52:23,159 --> 00:52:25,280
the equivalent of the Boondock Saints, where he thinks that

1191
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,920
listening to classical music is gonna an orgasm is going

1192
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:28,679
when you sit in the.

1193
00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:34,599
Speaker 4: Fire everywhere, and he's yeah, yeah, he's That was amazing.

1194
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,199
Speaker 1: Also, Nicholas Holt, like every time I see him in anything,

1195
00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:39,039
he's always like just perfect for the role.

1196
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,679
Speaker 3: What else I've seen him?

1197
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: The Menu mad Man, he.

1198
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 2: Plays such a weazy little worm.

1199
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: Same in this kind of almost but like a little

1200
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,280
bit like more disguising the fact that he's a huge baby.

1201
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,239
He's just dumb in this.

1202
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 2: I hope he's not type cast as like a weasly

1203
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,480
little worm. But like every time I see him, I'm

1204
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,800
always like, there's that weasley little runt.

1205
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 1: He was nuts and have a one.

1206
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was always kind of just scraping by in

1207
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,000
the roles that he was playing. But I think he's

1208
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,400
a fantastic actor. It's unfortunate, do you know, like people

1209
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,360
who it's not their fall, it's just like their face

1210
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:18,679
and just kind of type cast them. They are people

1211
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,960
who are type cast as bullies or type cast is

1212
00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:24,960
like idiots because of the way they look. And I

1213
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,920
think he's type cast as like a little weasel boy.

1214
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I in that vein. I also cannot imagine

1215
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:35,360
Lily depth being in anything besides like a gothic Victorian

1216
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,519
era bottom car like a doll kind of which you

1217
00:53:39,519 --> 00:53:41,480
could tell they down surface. Like, yeah, the way they

1218
00:53:41,599 --> 00:53:44,199
did her makeup, I like that movie quite a bit.

1219
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 2: It's like they put her forehead in a bowling ball shiner.

1220
00:53:49,119 --> 00:53:51,360
They really accentuated.

1221
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: What is Do you have some underlying problem with Lily

1222
00:53:53,039 --> 00:53:55,920
Depp and some resentment of some sort.

1223
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 2: I think I'm a hater.

1224
00:53:57,679 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: I just like shiner, like the cloth such a.

1225
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,679
Speaker 3: Funny like are they doing this to her?

1226
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: No?

1227
00:54:04,599 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 4: Not have the machines, or you put a corner and

1228
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,280
you just dunk her head in it like a sorely.

1229
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 2: So glaring. I don't know. I was unimpressed with the performance,

1230
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,639
but I still really liked the film.

1231
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: I also did not realize that was Bill scars Guard

1232
00:54:23,039 --> 00:54:26,119
until after the movie. He's becoming like the new horror

1233
00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:29,360
monster dude because he did a Pennywise. Yeah, he was

1234
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,119
also he was also I don't know, there's.

1235
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 4: All these scars Guards that popped up out of nowhere,

1236
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,079
Like I never heard scars Guard until like five or

1237
00:54:37,079 --> 00:54:38,800
six years ago, and then there's nineteen of them and

1238
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,880
they're in everything.

1239
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,599
Speaker 1: Well stelling scars Guard was always in everything. He was

1240
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,519
You've seen him all their dad. He was in pirates

1241
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:47,960
like Caribbean Girl with Dragon Tattoo, which we just rewatched

1242
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,800
the other night. What else.

1243
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,599
Speaker 3: I don't think I saw the pirate stuff he was in.

1244
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: He was in, he was a couple. He was like

1245
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:59,079
Orlando Bloom's dad and Pirates the Caribbean. He's in a

1246
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:01,400
lot more and blanking right now. But the guard Guard

1247
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,119
was also a Barbarian. He was the other Airbnb guest

1248
00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:06,280
at the beginning.

1249
00:55:06,599 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 3: I didn't see that you haven't seen Barbarians.

1250
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,599
Speaker 1: You should, dude, you have.

1251
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 3: Never heard of this? What is barbarias?

1252
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:12,199
Speaker 2: Hold on?

1253
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,159
Speaker 1: Really funny? Yeah? Yeah, no, no spoilers twenty twenty, don't

1254
00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:16,480
look it up.

1255
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 3: Don't look up twenty two.

1256
00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, stop, don't else watch barb movie night.

1257
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:27,639
Speaker 2: Be very careful your audience at home. Barbarians, google Barbarian

1258
00:55:28,039 --> 00:55:28,760
just watch it.

1259
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,039
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1260
00:55:30,159 --> 00:55:32,679
Speaker 2: I know it was on HBO.

1261
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: Or Max or something like that.

1262
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's on now, but like, if

1263
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,679
you look, if you look it up, you're gonna fuck

1264
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:39,239
it up for yourself and your family.

1265
00:55:40,199 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 3: I added the list and I had not looked up

1266
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,559
anything else.

1267
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: It is a well done horror movie.

1268
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,159
Speaker 2: It's all yeah, that's yeah, that's fair. That's fair, and

1269
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:54,480
that is I think apparent in the first fifteen seconds.

1270
00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:57,119
Like it is. It is a scary movie and it's

1271
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:57,719
very good.

1272
00:55:58,519 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: Oh.

1273
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear your reactions.

1274
00:56:01,159 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't mean to be the person like, oh,

1275
00:56:03,519 --> 00:56:05,360
you haven't seen this. I'm surprised you haven't because I

1276
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,159
feel like you would like it.

1277
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 3: I've never been a big horror guy.

1278
00:56:08,519 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: You know, it's yeah again, unless you know I think

1279
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,960
for this the better I think. Yeah, I would be

1280
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,760
surprised if Bonk hasn't seen it, But if she hasn't,

1281
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,039
I feel like she would really like it.

1282
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not.

1283
00:56:20,039 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watch that, but yeah, Bill Scars guards in that.

1284
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,599
Speaker 3: And then was the one that was in the succession.

1285
00:56:26,639 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: Who was the guy from the Viking? His brother?

1286
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the other scars Guard's name?

1287
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,199
Speaker 2: The oldest boy.

1288
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:38,079
Speaker 3: That was the guy that was like the head of the.

1289
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,199
Speaker 1: Norwegian dude or finished.

1290
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 2: Norwegian guy Norwegian Swedish scars Yeah, he was in the Viking.

1291
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:50,199
Speaker 1: He was the Viking Alexander scars Guard the Norman.

1292
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,119
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1293
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,519
Speaker 1: That movie is really good.

1294
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 2: Uh.

1295
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 1: Actually, I did not love that movie.

1296
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 2: It's I didn't care for it either.

1297
00:56:59,639 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 1: I thought Robert Egger's previous movie Ford after the Vampire,

1298
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,679
thought it was The White House.

1299
00:57:05,079 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do need to get letterbox. I like letterbox.

1300
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,480
I want to see your just your scores. You don't

1301
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,119
have to write anything.

1302
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,199
Speaker 2: No, I'm doing it right now. I'm telling you my opinion.

1303
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,519
Speaker 3: This is its work.

1304
00:57:15,679 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: Man. Oh you're all night. The furnace is back together.

1305
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: Furnace is back on.

1306
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 4: Speaking of horror movies, Jake, Jake, can you look at

1307
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,239
every syllable I say from this point on and please

1308
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,679
knock out the furnace, thanks, Jake.

1309
00:57:30,559 --> 00:57:34,079
Speaker 2: Nothing that can be done. It's just a horrible pipe

1310
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,079
that looks feels like it's leaking gas into your house and you.

1311
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,199
Speaker 3: Die thirty for a while.

1312
00:57:40,719 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 2: Put on a sweater. You fucking not cold.

1313
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I'm not cold because of this furnace.

1314
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,480
It gets bank be all cold upstairs.

1315
00:57:51,519 --> 00:57:52,559
Speaker 1: You know what it sounds like, you know what?

1316
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 6: You playing bonk on your fucking port and you have

1317
00:57:57,679 --> 00:58:01,280
no sound baffling, and you are a fun entertainer in

1318
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,840
your room for a living.

1319
00:58:03,159 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 3: Look, I'm just starting with this.

1320
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:09,119
Speaker 1: Stuff sounds someone is in that closet folding and unfolding

1321
00:58:09,159 --> 00:58:16,239
an ironing board. That makes sense, It doesn't every every

1322
00:58:19,039 --> 00:58:22,400
It sounds like there's a robot laughing along with you.

1323
00:58:22,719 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 4: Let's just get a nice clean read of the furnace here.

1324
00:58:26,719 --> 00:58:30,119
You can't it only okay, because yeah, it's the noise

1325
00:58:30,199 --> 00:58:32,239
gate thing. Yeah, okay, Well it's only that I never

1326
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:32,920
stopped talking.

1327
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,159
Speaker 1: You guys want to talk about video games.

1328
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,079
Speaker 2: Sure, fucking furnace.

1329
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: It's really good. It's really scraping Mary's ear drums.

1330
00:58:42,559 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 2: It's so ir, it's my, it's my. What eating is

1331
00:58:46,039 --> 00:58:50,760
to Mike, it's just like this trigger whistle.

1332
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:55,199
Speaker 3: I'm in the room with it. It's always more reason.

1333
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,639
Speaker 2: For you to solve the problem. I love that your

1334
00:58:57,679 --> 00:58:59,960
answer was I don't know how to turn off a fern.

1335
00:59:00,639 --> 00:59:02,960
I don't, and I'm not going to let my wife

1336
00:59:03,079 --> 00:59:04,079
freeze to death.

1337
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:08,639
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I think you just have to actually try

1338
00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:12,199
to beat down. Okay, Dan, I need an update. Are

1339
00:59:12,199 --> 00:59:13,280
you still playing Red Dead two?

1340
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,679
Speaker 4: I am. I haven't had as much time to play,

1341
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,679
uh since last time, but I have been like, if

1342
00:59:19,719 --> 00:59:21,719
I have like a free night, that's when I settle

1343
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:26,400
in I play. Yeah, I'm like eighteen hours in now,

1344
00:59:27,639 --> 00:59:30,000
starting to kind of get outside of that first main

1345
00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:33,599
camp area, going to you know, rescue guys, rescue Micah

1346
00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:35,960
from Strawberry and kind of getting the crew back together

1347
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,159
and everything, kind of going back into black Water and

1348
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:40,079
seeing now it's all, you know, real hot there in

1349
00:59:40,199 --> 00:59:44,239
terms of you know, the crime situation. But yeah, no,

1350
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,880
still playing it, still enjoying it. I wouldn't say any

1351
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,119
big updates or revelations or anything like that. It's just uh,

1352
00:59:51,199 --> 00:59:53,960
I do feel like I'm doing it right this time,

1353
00:59:54,239 --> 00:59:55,880
and I do not think it's going to be a

1354
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,800
thing where I'm suddenly like this is the best game ever.

1355
00:59:58,199 --> 00:59:59,840
But I think it is going to go from me

1356
01:00:00,159 --> 01:00:01,960
just saying it's a piece of ship game every time

1357
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,840
it comes up to me being like, it's a really

1358
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,599
really it's a really good game.

1359
01:00:07,039 --> 01:00:08,639
Speaker 3: But it's not going to be for everyone. And there

1360
01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:16,760
are things that still annoy me about it. Okay, very mature. Yeah,

1361
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,440
I understand symbolism though you're just noble.

1362
01:00:20,039 --> 01:00:20,639
Speaker 1: I'm noble.

1363
01:00:20,679 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to use the word hero.

1364
01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I think I said that earlier, and

1365
01:00:25,519 --> 01:00:26,599
I think you did.

1366
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,119
Speaker 3: And I think a lot of the emails did.

1367
01:00:28,159 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 4: We had to like kind of call the emails because

1368
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,000
most of them were just calling me a hero.

1369
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: What does Mary always say that whenever you say something.

1370
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 2: Dan is a piece of ship?

1371
01:00:36,519 --> 01:00:38,519
Speaker 3: No, I think you know, I say something and.

1372
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,559
Speaker 2: You say is a piece of ship.

1373
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 3: I'm not going to clip that.

1374
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: It'd be funny clip. Uh good to hear Mary. You

1375
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:53,360
beat Silent Hill, by the way, I know how Silent Hill.

1376
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,800
Do you still like it now that it's over?

1377
01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:57,679
Speaker 2: I still like it. I'm glad it's over. I just

1378
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,960
think that that is a long time to be really

1379
01:01:00,159 --> 01:01:02,039
stressed about legs.

1380
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,239
Speaker 4: And the symbolism though, tell me about the symbolism. I

1381
01:01:06,239 --> 01:01:08,079
heard there's a lot in that game sexual assault.

1382
01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what's what's.

1383
01:01:12,119 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 2: The It's mostly sex related innuendo sexual violence. I would

1384
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:23,199
say it is probably like the better term holes are

1385
01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:27,519
repeated throughout that can also be maybe referred to like

1386
01:01:27,679 --> 01:01:31,119
going further and further into hell, but a lot of

1387
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:32,239
it is sexual violence.

1388
01:01:32,639 --> 01:01:37,679
Speaker 4: That's it's pretty wild for big budget for a big

1389
01:01:37,719 --> 01:01:41,119
budget game made by Konami, when Kanami was a big deal.

1390
01:01:42,679 --> 01:01:47,880
That's the wild tonally in subject matter wise, to put

1391
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,519
out back then.

1392
01:01:48,679 --> 01:01:51,639
Speaker 2: I can't believe they got the rights. I think that

1393
01:01:51,679 --> 01:01:52,400
they didn't know.

1394
01:01:53,199 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: You know.

1395
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 2: It's kind of like one of those things where they

1396
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,960
probably played like a snippet of it and they were

1397
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:03,199
like these nurses are and they're also hot and their

1398
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,280
titties are out, and then towards the end they were

1399
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:12,159
like this, son of a bitch, Yeah, this is really dangerous.

1400
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,199
And there's like, I mean, the themes, I want to

1401
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:17,880
be really careful here, but like the themes are also

1402
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,880
about like young girls like it's fucked up, and like

1403
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,559
it is a really hard to process game, especially towards

1404
01:02:26,599 --> 01:02:28,119
the end. Like the more you get into it, the

1405
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,800
more you're like, oh, this is so gutting. It's so draining.

1406
01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,360
People are miserable, and I got apparently I got the

1407
01:02:34,519 --> 01:02:40,800
good ending and it's fucking devastating. It's really bad. And

1408
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,239
my chat was like, yeah, you that's a good ending.

1409
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,760
Everyone's dead. It's a real miserable. It's actually reminds me

1410
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,880
of something that you wouldn't get, Like it was one

1411
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,440
of those endings where he's just like he's like crying

1412
01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:58,119
and he's like really miserable. Then it like it goes

1413
01:02:58,199 --> 01:03:00,440
to black and then you hear like these no, and

1414
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,960
you probably would have been like, well, I hope he

1415
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,239
has a good life. I know, specifically I finds himself.

1416
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,159
Speaker 4: One day, I was in person with Kayla as she'd

1417
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,519
be the last four hours that game, and we both

1418
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,119
I watched every second and it ended, and me and

1419
01:03:13,159 --> 01:03:15,159
Kayla were like, well, that's a spooky town.

1420
01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:16,079
Speaker 3: What the hell was that about?

1421
01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:18,239
Speaker 4: And then Chad had to explain it to us, like,

1422
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,239
this is what that was about. Here's the metaphor here

1423
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:23,199
and Kayla and I both gone, Oh, that's fucking sad

1424
01:03:23,239 --> 01:03:24,559
and traumatic. That's wow.

1425
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,119
Speaker 2: Is the spooky town?

1426
01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:29,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't want to go there on

1427
01:03:29,199 --> 01:03:29,719
my vacation.

1428
01:03:30,119 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that mansion was full of zombies.

1429
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 3: Actually waits nuts. Resident Evel's actually.

1430
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 1: Just stupid, right, are you serious?

1431
01:03:40,239 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 3: Yes? Underlying? Oh you fuck her?

1432
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 4: Okay, it's about capitalism or something. Everything's about fucking capitalism.

1433
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:48,679
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's.

1434
01:03:48,519 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 2: About the war.

1435
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, which war? All of them?

1436
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:55,679
Speaker 3: Damn the war on the middle class.

1437
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wid the gap.

1438
01:03:59,559 --> 01:04:01,159
Speaker 2: I'm I'm glad.

1439
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 4: That Chris Redfield is the everyman wescar Is Trump.

1440
01:04:08,239 --> 01:04:11,719
Speaker 1: Really really prescient game? Long before he ever talked about

1441
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:20,199
running Umbrella is Elon Yep. Spencer is also trus Twitter.

1442
01:04:20,639 --> 01:04:28,360
Yeah wow, whooa Yeah, crimson heads are crimson heads? Are

1443
01:04:29,519 --> 01:04:30,039
You would have.

1444
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: Known that if you knew good movies?

1445
01:04:32,519 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 4: And yeah, yeah, crimson edger Trump's second term because he

1446
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:36,639
thought he was gone.

1447
01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 3: You can't he can run for doors? Yeah wow, we're

1448
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:42,920
a political smart podcast.

1449
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Trump, and now that he's back, he can use doors.

1450
01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:48,719
Speaker 4: They can run through doors. Now they have to keep

1451
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,280
replacing them at the White House.

1452
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,519
Speaker 1: Barrels through them secret service, just as to up their

1453
01:04:53,519 --> 01:04:55,840
cardio to follow him around. He's sprinting around the White

1454
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:57,039
House opening doors.

1455
01:04:58,679 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 7: He was in a volcano and fucking Lodgers came and yeah, yeah,

1456
01:05:05,599 --> 01:05:07,400
I really do like how Chris Redfield goes from this

1457
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,519
every man person who just stumbled onto a into a

1458
01:05:10,519 --> 01:05:13,159
mansion in the woods because his helicopter got shot down,

1459
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:15,440
and then he's punching a boulder in Africa.

1460
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 3: It's a good series.

1461
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:17,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

1462
01:05:17,639 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 3: It's very good.

1463
01:05:19,039 --> 01:05:21,119
Speaker 1: Uh Resumel to remake, I think is one of like

1464
01:05:21,199 --> 01:05:27,000
the best games period. What am I playing? Oh, i'm playing?

1465
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 4: Uh?

1466
01:05:28,519 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: I finished. I finished Dishonored, the first one. I'm doing

1467
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,239
the DLC. Now. I forgot how abruptly and badly that

1468
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,360
first game ended you could tell they were just getting

1469
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,519
ready for the DLC. But also I forgot how much

1470
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,239
I'm Dishonner two is just I used to like be

1471
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,480
split between which one I liked, but god, Dishuner two

1472
01:05:46,559 --> 01:05:49,199
is much better. But it was still fun going back

1473
01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,840
to see those missions and Dishonor one seeing the kernel

1474
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,880
of what would become some of the sequels in the

1475
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:58,519
DLC's really good missions. So that's gone sort of in

1476
01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:01,039
the immersive sim vain and talk speaking of level design,

1477
01:06:01,199 --> 01:06:05,199
I'm also playing the embargo went up this morning for

1478
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:11,000
Sniper Elite Resistance. Yeah, if you are a Sniper Elite fan.

1479
01:06:11,159 --> 01:06:14,760
For those who don't know, it's third person sniper series

1480
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:18,559
set in World War Two, and each new mainline game

1481
01:06:18,679 --> 01:06:21,320
kind of goes from a different theater of war, generally

1482
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:25,440
speaking during World War Two. But the levels are sandboxes

1483
01:06:25,599 --> 01:06:27,679
kind of in this the vein that they are in

1484
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:33,639
Dishonored or hit Man. They're like immersive sim levels. Resistance

1485
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,320
is feels like a just big expansion pack to five.

1486
01:06:39,039 --> 01:06:41,880
So you are a different character. I believe he's Scottish,

1487
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:46,280
but you are helping the French resistance during Nazi occupation.

1488
01:06:47,719 --> 01:06:50,039
I've done four levels and again.

1489
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 2: Always find a way to put Nazi occupation in there. Yeah,

1490
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,119
that way you don't feel bad about shooting them in.

1491
01:06:55,079 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 3: Their balls slow mo style.

1492
01:06:57,639 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have not turned off SloMo yet.

1493
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,159
Speaker 4: I crank them all all the way up in those

1494
01:07:03,159 --> 01:07:07,199
games every super frequent and yeah, I want to see it.

1495
01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:10,159
Literally why I play those games. I just want to

1496
01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:11,480
see Hitler's ball explode.

1497
01:07:11,519 --> 01:07:14,199
Speaker 1: But the level, the level design of those games are phenomenal.

1498
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,280
In Resistance, I will say the game I'm playing on

1499
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,639
a PC, it feels pretty messy right now. A there's

1500
01:07:19,679 --> 01:07:23,239
no big mechanical innovation since five, which is fine, not

1501
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,719
that you need it. I kind of was just hoping

1502
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,800
for more levels, which is what it is. The first one,

1503
01:07:28,719 --> 01:07:31,880
you are it's like GoldenEye, You're going to destroy this

1504
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,360
dam so you can mess up anti aircraft so these

1505
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,559
bombers can come. In the second one, it's more traditional

1506
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,239
French countryside town that you're sneaking in and out of apartments.

1507
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,280
In the design conceit there is that there are these

1508
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,679
underground tunnels connecting the whole map. So once you start

1509
01:07:46,719 --> 01:07:49,559
to learn the underground tunnel system, you can pop up

1510
01:07:49,679 --> 01:07:52,000
kill one of your side mission targets, go back into

1511
01:07:52,039 --> 01:07:53,840
the tunnels up here on the other side of town.

1512
01:07:54,239 --> 01:07:56,039
I could see going back to that mission to try

1513
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:58,559
to master those. Now I'm on one that's a combination

1514
01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:01,199
of a train station or rally yard and a big

1515
01:08:01,239 --> 01:08:04,360
hotel where this Nazi party is happening, not the Nazi party,

1516
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,000
but like a party for Nazis, And uh, that was

1517
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,679
pretty cool. It's got it's got like Saboteur Vibes Color Palte.

1518
01:08:12,679 --> 01:08:13,239
You played that game.

1519
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:18,079
Speaker 3: I like that game. Yeah, me too. So what d

1520
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,399
I think Saboteur had nipple DLC?

1521
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,079
Speaker 1: You can add nipples to the game.

1522
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm searching for Saboteur nipple DLC.

1523
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 3: Yep. It's called Midnight Show.

1524
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 2: Uh.

1525
01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they put DLC nipples.

1526
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 1: Yep, that's correct, Midnight show.

1527
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,159
Speaker 4: Midnight Show is the name of the DLC. Yes, DLC

1528
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,439
that adds nudity to the game. Extra hiding spot.

1529
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 2: Keeps repeating what you say so that it makes more sense.

1530
01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:48,399
Nipples you say, you say midnight you say.

1531
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,399
Speaker 4: Launch DLC that allows players to toggle nudity on and off.

1532
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go on and off.

1533
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,880
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Oh.

1534
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,079
Speaker 4: You go to the Unlocks, the secret basement of Sean

1535
01:08:57,079 --> 01:08:59,319
Devlin's favorite strip club. You can play a mini game

1536
01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:01,399
to earn some extra cash and watch a saucy nude

1537
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:03,920
dance from one of three Bucksome French girls, or all

1538
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,600
three at once if you're feeling frisky.

1539
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: Oh, if you're feeling frisky. Yeah, I back to what

1540
01:09:10,039 --> 01:09:14,920
I was saying before. Sniper Elite Resistance is it's fun

1541
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,880
to see the new levels. However, it is pretty janky.

1542
01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:21,039
I will be crouch walking along a building on the

1543
01:09:21,159 --> 01:09:25,079
edge of this courtyard, and I have just quick loaded

1544
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:26,880
because I know this nazis about to turn around and

1545
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,560
see me. And as I'm getting to the top of

1546
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,279
these stairs to get into a building, I just hitch

1547
01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:32,119
on the last step while I'm crouched, so I have

1548
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:34,479
to stand up in order to walk through the door. He,

1549
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,279
unlike Trump, does not know how to use doors in

1550
01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:40,000
this game sometimes, so I then reveal myself and I

1551
01:09:40,039 --> 01:09:42,359
don't have any other choice. I have a choice. I

1552
01:09:42,359 --> 01:09:44,319
could go around, but I'm just being stubborn. So that's

1553
01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:47,119
not the game's fault. But yeah, it's just I'm getting

1554
01:09:47,159 --> 01:09:49,359
caught on geometry in a way that reminds me of

1555
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:53,399
like Assassin's Creed Unity. Maybe not that bad, but bad enough.

1556
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:56,399
Where in a stealth game, in a sniper game game

1557
01:09:56,479 --> 01:10:01,239
about precision, Yeah, you don't want like in a stealky

1558
01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:03,560
if you get discovered, you want to feel like you

1559
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,560
fucked up, not the game. Yeah, So again, I don't know.

1560
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,680
I don't know if there's a Day one patch that's

1561
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,119
that will have been out today. Other than that the

1562
01:10:11,159 --> 01:10:14,079
game's running smoothly, like really well, it's you know, it's

1563
01:10:14,119 --> 01:10:18,840
it's good otherwise, but if you're expecting anything other than

1564
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,239
a big expansion pack, which if you're like me, that's

1565
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,560
you're fine with that because you like Sniper Leet five

1566
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:28,199
so much, you might be disappointed. But it's it's good

1567
01:10:28,239 --> 01:10:28,560
so far.

1568
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,680
Speaker 2: Now, what advancements have they made to enemies balls?

1569
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 1: I have not shot anybody in the balls yet. I did.

1570
01:10:37,039 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 4: However, Amanda bash, that's right.

1571
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:46,239
Speaker 1: Hear me out. I did not tell Amanda the the

1572
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,239
gimmick in that game. So I was like, watch, we

1573
01:10:48,239 --> 01:10:50,840
shoot this Nazzi in the head, and there's a sniper

1574
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,119
up in this bell tower across town, and I I

1575
01:10:53,159 --> 01:10:54,800
triple check that there was no one that would hear

1576
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,479
my gunshot from where I was, which is the best

1577
01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:58,880
feeling ever when you actually pull it off, and then

1578
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,600
all of a sudden it's slow motion. She's like, oh,

1579
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:03,239
it's like a Michael Bay kind of slimmo. And then

1580
01:11:03,279 --> 01:11:04,560
all of a sudden it goes into his head and

1581
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:05,920
then the skull gets the X ray.

1582
01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:09,600
Speaker 3: She's like, a, yeah, it's video games.

1583
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's.

1584
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,199
Speaker 2: So funny too, because like it is like a very

1585
01:11:14,239 --> 01:11:18,439
well thought out game, but ultimately, like these compilations that

1586
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:21,680
I made on game Spot, We're all ball Bay.

1587
01:11:22,079 --> 01:11:22,439
Speaker 3: Yep.

1588
01:11:23,039 --> 01:11:27,680
Speaker 2: It was like top ten Ballbusters, Sniper Leaf.

1589
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,039
Speaker 1: That's the best. That was me.

1590
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:34,279
Speaker 4: I turn it to the easiest setting, no enemy vision anything,

1591
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:37,520
no one knows they're blind, they're deaf, and they all

1592
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,319
have just balls that are not ruptured yet. That's how

1593
01:11:40,359 --> 01:11:43,399
I said every setting, and then I just go ball hunting.

1594
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:47,079
Speaker 2: Going on a ball hunt.

1595
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,239
Speaker 3: That's that whole series. To me. I played like five

1596
01:11:50,279 --> 01:11:52,199
of those games just hunting balls.

1597
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 2: I'm always hunting balls. I think that that game is

1598
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,119
so funny and it is gimmicky in that sense, but

1599
01:12:01,159 --> 01:12:04,000
that's also excellent marketing, right, Like, I don't know how

1600
01:12:04,039 --> 01:12:06,439
many people would genuinely be like I know exactly what

1601
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,560
game that is. But when you say Sniper Elite, everyone's like, Oh,

1602
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,239
that's the one where you can shoot them in the

1603
01:12:11,279 --> 01:12:14,720
balls and it shows like the X ray of their balls.

1604
01:12:14,319 --> 01:12:18,239
Speaker 4: Exploded and they do like DLC of like Hitler's Retreat

1605
01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:20,800
and it's like, oh, he's at his vacation chateau and

1606
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,640
it's like peterful and swim trunks with like a drink

1607
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:24,399
and sunglasses.

1608
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:28,359
Speaker 1: They're gonna shoot him his nuts. Yeah, you know what

1609
01:12:28,399 --> 01:12:31,319
they're selling. Hitler is on vacation in this matter.

1610
01:12:31,359 --> 01:12:33,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, balls are about to be on vacation from his

1611
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,560
fucking scroed him.

1612
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm about to send him and Eva both on vacation

1613
01:12:37,079 --> 01:12:41,520
to Hell. Yeah but no, I mean it's again. If

1614
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,399
it's it's exactly what you expect, just some rough edges

1615
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:50,000
Right now, I'm still enjoying it. Yeah, I I some

1616
01:12:50,079 --> 01:12:52,439
of the level design from that team is up there

1617
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:56,119
with the best dishonoreds and Hitman's uh sniper leet five

1618
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:59,520
the Chateau St. Michelle one. Did you play that game? Five?

1619
01:13:00,119 --> 01:13:03,039
Speaker 4: I think so they've got Yeah, Grub did the co

1620
01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:05,199
op thing where we're both hunting Hitlers together.

1621
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:07,159
Speaker 1: Co Op is super fun in those games. It's got

1622
01:13:07,159 --> 01:13:11,199
the causeway into the town like off the Coast. It's

1623
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:14,000
it's an actual place. But that mission is amazing. That

1624
01:13:14,039 --> 01:13:16,880
you go up the hill to the church. That's that

1625
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:20,079
ranks right up there with Clockwork mansion and cracking the

1626
01:13:20,079 --> 01:13:21,439
slab from dishonor too for me.

1627
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:26,119
Speaker 4: When you are exploring these levels, Mike and France, do

1628
01:13:26,199 --> 01:13:27,640
you frequently think about wine?

1629
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I do.

1630
01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: I actually have been doing this thing in video games.

1631
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,840
When I see there's a wine model and a seller

1632
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,800
or something, I look at what they did with the label. Yeah,

1633
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,079
there's no labels on these ones.

1634
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,239
Speaker 4: What is the twisted metal to Paris level where you

1635
01:13:41,239 --> 01:13:42,600
can blow up the Eiffel Tower and make you think

1636
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:43,640
of wine wise.

1637
01:13:48,279 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: And the nineteen forty seven Bordeaux.

1638
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 3: Oh yep, me too, Yeah, yeah.

1639
01:13:54,039 --> 01:13:57,720
Speaker 1: The legendary vintage. Yeah, naturally twisted metal would remind me

1640
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:02,880
of it. Yeah, but another you can they there's several

1641
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,399
different wine bottles they use in Black Op six in

1642
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:09,119
the Casino heist mission. You can look at those. They

1643
01:14:09,159 --> 01:14:12,039
did some pretty good label work.

1644
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:15,000
Speaker 4: Leo Vader did a video once where I think it

1645
01:14:15,039 --> 01:14:17,000
was a it might have been Rainbow six Siege where

1646
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,079
he went around to all of the like food and

1647
01:14:19,159 --> 01:14:20,800
drink and all the levels and like just did a

1648
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,640
deep dive on like here's this wicker basket of beans,

1649
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,600
here's this label of this wine thing, and it's.

1650
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,640
Speaker 3: Like, what an interesting take?

1651
01:14:27,279 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 1: What was the take?

1652
01:14:29,039 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 3: Just look at this food.

1653
01:14:30,359 --> 01:14:33,159
Speaker 1: It's not a take. Just look at this stuff I

1654
01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:33,920
looked at.

1655
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 3: I've been like a long time since I saw it.

1656
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,239
I'm sure it's smarter, and I'm describing it. I just

1657
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:41,000
really Leo's great.

1658
01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 1: Leo cool your jets, dude, We're not ready for this

1659
01:14:44,039 --> 01:14:45,600
kind of fucking opinion right now.

1660
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,399
Speaker 3: It had to be.

1661
01:14:48,319 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 4: Pored to it than that, because I remember thinking like

1662
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,439
this is genius.

1663
01:14:52,119 --> 01:14:55,199
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, no, I'm sure it was. For the record,

1664
01:14:55,239 --> 01:14:57,359
I'm not making fun of Leo and making fun of you.

1665
01:14:57,479 --> 01:14:59,760
Leo's work is amazing, and then people should be familiar

1666
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:00,399
with it. If they're not.

1667
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,560
Speaker 3: Yes, his hip.

1668
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: Man stuff is always well, you guys did stuff together.

1669
01:15:05,079 --> 01:15:09,680
The challenges to I think about that game World Assassination,

1670
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,520
those games on a nightly basis.

1671
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:12,000
Speaker 3: You should.

1672
01:15:12,119 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: We got to do like some sort of bonus contaent

1673
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,960
with it. I don't give a fuck if we steal hits,

1674
01:15:17,039 --> 01:15:18,319
miss something like that.

1675
01:15:18,319 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 3: That's I came up with that. It's sealing.

1676
01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to do.

1677
01:15:24,079 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 3: I can do it with us.

1678
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:26,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to do like that, which reminds me.

1679
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:28,600
At the end of the episode, we have something to promo.

1680
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:33,199
Speaking of uh, next Lander, I guess is the best

1681
01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:35,079
way to segue Dan, what else you're playing?

1682
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 2: Uh?

1683
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:40,399
Speaker 4: I started playing Blade Chimera, which I've been on a

1684
01:15:40,399 --> 01:15:44,039
real Metroid Vania kick lately with the Dominant collection and

1685
01:15:44,079 --> 01:15:46,399
now Blade Camera. It's a kind of one of those

1686
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,520
you know, it's that aesthetic where it's like, oh, you've

1687
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:51,720
got guns and plasma guns and swords, and it's just like,

1688
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,520
I don't know if you call it. It's definitely like

1689
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:58,159
a sci fi metroid Vanya. And it's cool because you've

1690
01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:00,960
got square and circle. You can put weapons in each

1691
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,239
of those. If you want a gun and the gun,

1692
01:16:02,279 --> 01:16:03,319
you can do that. If you want a gun and

1693
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:05,319
a sword, you can do that an assault rifle, and

1694
01:16:05,399 --> 01:16:07,479
you know, you can decide what you want there close range,

1695
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,600
far range, whatever. But then on triangle you have lux

1696
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,760
which is this like spirit sword. I think like the

1697
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,279
Skywrid sword, you know, turns into a lady. Sometimes it's

1698
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,319
the sword and it has its own abilities. Wait what

1699
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:19,039
are you laughing at?

1700
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,560
Speaker 1: What? And oh, Skyward sword?

1701
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:25,640
Speaker 3: I thought you a spirit in the sword? Yeah, okay, yeah,

1702
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,640
it comes out and talks to you. Yeah, it's like yeah, fee,

1703
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,640
It's like it's the sword that turn.

1704
01:16:29,199 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 1: Into talking about tears of the Kingdom. And with those games,

1705
01:16:32,119 --> 01:16:34,079
you could have said that the sword can send out

1706
01:16:34,119 --> 01:16:36,000
a lady, and I would have believed you because there's

1707
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,199
so much shit in that game I haven't.

1708
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,720
Speaker 4: Seen sure, So like what no No sword turns into it's

1709
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:43,319
a spirit sword that turns into a lady and and

1710
01:16:43,359 --> 01:16:45,000
she gets all sorts of abilities too, and it's got

1711
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,000
that like Doom Eternal kind of like AMMO and health

1712
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,399
economy where it's like if you kill with standard weapons

1713
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,279
guns and swords, you get lux energy for your Spirit sword.

1714
01:16:53,319 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 3: If you kill with the Spirit Sword, you get health.

1715
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:57,560
Speaker 4: And so it's just a lot of looking at your

1716
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,760
bars up there and being like I need this, I

1717
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,119
need this, I'll use this, I'll use that, and uh yeah,

1718
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:03,840
unlocking different abilities extuft for the sword itself, which is

1719
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,840
really cool. The sword can be a grappling hook. The

1720
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,600
sword can turn into a thing that like can remember

1721
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,680
in like singularity or that uh like remember you could

1722
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,279
like reverse time like oh this box that got crushed

1723
01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:17,279
or it goes back in time and now it's like

1724
01:17:17,319 --> 01:17:19,479
that type of stuff, like reverting things from the past.

1725
01:17:20,279 --> 01:17:22,640
So like the Stoord, basically that triangle button has a

1726
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,960
lot you can do, uh contextually, depending on where you're at.

1727
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,399
Speaker 1: It's on sale or it's on sale right now in

1728
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:33,239
a bundle with Bloodstained. Oh that's it's like generation of

1729
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:34,520
metro Vania Bundle.

1730
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,079
Speaker 3: Oh fuck.

1731
01:17:35,119 --> 01:17:36,960
Speaker 4: If you haven't played Bloodstain, that's a no brainer because

1732
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,000
Bloodstains I still with like Castlevanias.

1733
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 3: Oh, it's it's incredible.

1734
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 1: I watched you play a lot for Giant Bombies, but

1735
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:42,560
I haven't played.

1736
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:46,079
Speaker 4: It's super good. But yeah, this is who I'm two

1737
01:17:46,199 --> 01:17:47,600
or three hours in now to this. I don't think

1738
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,359
it's gonna be a super long one based on like

1739
01:17:49,359 --> 01:17:51,600
the map percentage of at now, but great boss fight.

1740
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:55,119
It's good look to it kind of gets right into it.

1741
01:17:55,239 --> 01:17:58,079
Not a lot of exposition or anything like that, but

1742
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,079
just I don't know, Like I feel like a lot

1743
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:02,720
of Metroid Veaneas have similar aesthetics and everything, and I

1744
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,439
think this handles the kind of like future sci fi

1745
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:06,880
ish thing in a way that kind of looks like

1746
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,039
its own and the spirit sorts stuff, like I really

1747
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:11,039
like how that lux works.

1748
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:13,560
Speaker 3: With your more traditional weapons. It's a it's a really

1749
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:14,119
cool so far.

1750
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:17,039
Speaker 1: It's a cool looking game. It honestly looks like at

1751
01:18:17,039 --> 01:18:19,359
a distance, the graphics themselves look like kind of the

1752
01:18:19,359 --> 01:18:20,479
background of a beat them up.

1753
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:22,399
Speaker 3: Oh, I could see that a little bit.

1754
01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little like kind of Saturn era maybe,

1755
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:28,600
like yeah, yeah. It's also got some quality of life

1756
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,800
stuff where it's like, you know, all these metro venias,

1757
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,560
it's so much like I need to find a saved

1758
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:34,439
room where I'm gonna lose all this progress and level

1759
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,560
ups I've been doing.

1760
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:36,079
Speaker 3: This one.

1761
01:18:36,199 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 4: You can like fucking warp most anywhere on the map.

1762
01:18:39,079 --> 01:18:41,119
Like one of the first things you can unlock is

1763
01:18:41,239 --> 01:18:42,960
just like, yeah, just warp wherever you want to of

1764
01:18:43,079 --> 01:18:46,079
like places you've been to instead of like only using

1765
01:18:46,159 --> 01:18:49,319
special teleport rooms or you know, transit rooms or whatever.

1766
01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:52,800
But it's just been feels great, plays awesome on steam Deck.

1767
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,439
I've only played with Unsteam Deck, but yeah, very much

1768
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:56,159
enjoying it so far.

1769
01:18:56,359 --> 01:18:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh it's great Soka.

1770
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,079
Speaker 2: You can tell because of the roofs right, Like they

1771
01:19:01,079 --> 01:19:05,000
have that like classic Osaka roof tile set for a

1772
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,640
lot of their styles. It looks really nice up the

1773
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,119
boss fights looktrip too. I'm just saying.

1774
01:19:11,319 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 3: Those roofs are awesome.

1775
01:19:14,039 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 4: Also, the thing you can do with the sword too

1776
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,960
is like really cool platforming stuff where it's like if

1777
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,239
you're jumping at a wall that doesn't have a ledge

1778
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:22,600
you can jump onto. You can hold in why or

1779
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,840
triangle to throw it into the wall and then climb

1780
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,119
onto it, so you can kind of like make your

1781
01:19:26,159 --> 01:19:28,560
own little platform with a sword, or if you do

1782
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:31,199
down in triangle, it like creates a little bubble around

1783
01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:33,279
you that'll project you against projectiles. So like there's just

1784
01:19:33,319 --> 01:19:35,279
a lot of different ways you can approach different fights

1785
01:19:35,279 --> 01:19:38,199
and boss fights and everything. So just it feels really

1786
01:19:38,279 --> 01:19:38,960
cool planet.

1787
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:42,159
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Oh man, maybe you two would know

1788
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,720
this is going to be the worst description ever. There

1789
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,319
was this game I really liked. I fucking beat it.

1790
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:51,840
I want to say it was twenty nineteen or twenty twenty.

1791
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:55,079
It was really colorful side scrolling. I think it was

1792
01:19:55,159 --> 01:19:57,479
like a I don't know that it was a METROIDVNA.

1793
01:19:57,520 --> 01:20:01,800
I think you can assign you gather characters and then

1794
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:05,079
you you assign them to each face button, so you're

1795
01:20:05,119 --> 01:20:06,319
fighting with one and.

1796
01:20:06,239 --> 01:20:07,439
Speaker 3: Then nobody saves the world.

1797
01:20:08,199 --> 01:20:10,000
Speaker 1: No. I love that game. I knew that game. It

1798
01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:11,479
was earlier than that. It was like a year or

1799
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:16,600
two before. It'll come to me at some point, but basically,

1800
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,840
you're fighting with one character, but then you press circle

1801
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,159
and all of a sudden, the other character comes out

1802
01:20:20,199 --> 01:20:22,840
does their ultimate and it was like an indie game.

1803
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:25,600
Ah man, I wrote about it, I think for Polygon,

1804
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:27,720
but I wouldn't even know what to google to find it.

1805
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:31,760
I'll figure it out. It's just something about the art

1806
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,159
style here. The color palette reminded me of that game

1807
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:38,159
which I really liked but forgot the name of Mary.

1808
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:39,199
What else have you been playing?

1809
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:45,159
Speaker 2: I was playing Dome Keeper. I was looking for a

1810
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:50,000
tower defense or like something that I wanted something. So

1811
01:20:50,039 --> 01:20:51,880
this is not like a new game. This came out

1812
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:55,640
a couple years ago and I never played it, and

1813
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,680
I was looking for something that just allowed me to

1814
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:58,800
have a simple premise.

1815
01:20:58,960 --> 01:20:59,119
Speaker 1: Right.

1816
01:20:59,279 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 2: You never have like one of those nights where you're like,

1817
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,880
I want to put on some crap on TV that

1818
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,039
I'm not actually watching. I want to sit on my

1819
01:21:05,079 --> 01:21:06,560
couch and I want to play something on my Steam

1820
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:10,119
deck that won't kill me if I'm not fully paying attention.

1821
01:21:10,279 --> 01:21:13,000
But I do want to like enjoy it. Okay, I

1822
01:21:13,039 --> 01:21:17,840
actually really like dome Keeper. Here's the concept. You are digging.

1823
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:22,319
You're like digging into the earth to find raw materials.

1824
01:21:22,359 --> 01:21:26,359
The raw materials help you upgrade your digging, your flying,

1825
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:28,840
and your carryability, which is also very important because then

1826
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:32,479
you can carry more materials. But every like sixty seconds,

1827
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:35,199
something attacks your dome, and so you got to hurry

1828
01:21:35,239 --> 01:21:37,119
back to your dome so that you can use a

1829
01:21:37,199 --> 01:21:39,680
laser to like laser them in the face and get

1830
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:45,239
rid of them. Each wave gets slightly more difficult, so

1831
01:21:45,319 --> 01:21:47,159
you need to hurry up. The second the wave is over,

1832
01:21:47,239 --> 01:21:50,279
I'm like back down in the ground digging up more

1833
01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:52,920
raw materials. There's three different types of materials. There's like

1834
01:21:53,239 --> 01:21:55,800
gold or I think they've been calling it or but

1835
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:59,399
like let's be real, it's like essentially like just currency one.

1836
01:22:00,319 --> 01:22:04,199
And that helps you get stuff like buying a better laser,

1837
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:08,640
upgrading your character so that they can carry fly faster. Oh,

1838
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:12,960
the drill needs to be stronger because as you progress outwards,

1839
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:17,680
these are all procedurally generated. So the core part, like

1840
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,840
as you're as you're starting out, that's like really loose

1841
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,000
rock and you can get through it. But once you

1842
01:22:22,039 --> 01:22:24,720
get beyond that, you can't dig through that rocket takes forever,

1843
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:27,319
so you need to upgrade your drill. That's all or

1844
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:30,760
So your first currency. Second currency is usually some kind

1845
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:36,720
of like I use it mostly to get health back,

1846
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:41,119
so to repair a repair currency that comes in handy

1847
01:22:41,159 --> 01:22:44,479
because you is a brutal game and you get viciously attacked.

1848
01:22:44,479 --> 01:22:46,479
So there are so many times in this game where

1849
01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:49,560
I was like barely making it just by the scrape

1850
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:52,840
of my teeth through like some of these horrible monster fights.

1851
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,800
And then I would repair a bunch and go back

1852
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,039
into the minds to dig for more crap. And then

1853
01:22:58,079 --> 01:23:00,680
the third currency I think is why, which is a

1854
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,359
really interesting one, and that one helps with your defense,

1855
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:07,520
so you can make your dome stronger, you can get

1856
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:10,119
like nice quality of life things. The very first thing

1857
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:13,560
I ever invested in was let me know when the

1858
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,279
next monster attack is, which is great, just so you

1859
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,960
don't forget to go and defend your dome when you

1860
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,039
need to. By the end of this game, I want

1861
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:26,960
to say, like games are anywhere from like thirty five

1862
01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:29,920
forty minutes to like an hour. Maybe I think they're

1863
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,560
shorter than that, but generally, like it's just a nice

1864
01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:37,159
slice of completing a game. You have to get further

1865
01:23:37,239 --> 01:23:40,119
and further into the minds, upgrade your character, and then

1866
01:23:40,159 --> 01:23:44,279
before you know it, you like uncover an ancient artifacty

1867
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,920
type thing, you gotta dig that shit out. You have

1868
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:50,039
to turn it on. So you have to like dig

1869
01:23:50,079 --> 01:23:51,880
out all the batteries and shit and turn them on.

1870
01:23:52,119 --> 01:23:53,720
And then when you do that, you can take that

1871
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:56,319
bad Boy home and then you like, you get a

1872
01:23:56,319 --> 01:23:58,520
giant wave of monsters. If you can survive the giant

1873
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,560
wave of monsters, you win. It's so electric. I actually

1874
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,000
fucking love it. I can't believe I never played it before.

1875
01:24:04,319 --> 01:24:06,439
I don't know how I stumbled across this bad Boy,

1876
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:09,880
but like, I'm obsessed with Domekeeper because I really like

1877
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:13,479
the dynamic of digging and like upgrading my character, but

1878
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:15,319
also being like I gotta get home because the flying

1879
01:24:15,359 --> 01:24:18,039
fuckers are gonna come and kill my dome. It's really good.

1880
01:24:18,199 --> 01:24:20,680
Speaker 4: I feel like every time someone's subscribed this game to me,

1881
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,359
and in the last few years, I feel like so

1882
01:24:22,359 --> 01:24:26,239
many people have recommended it. It always sounds very interesting

1883
01:24:26,279 --> 01:24:28,159
and sounds like something that I would personally like.

1884
01:24:28,159 --> 01:24:30,439
Speaker 2: A lot, and I think you would fucking love it.

1885
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,399
Speaker 4: I think I would, And I think that every time

1886
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:34,720
someone's recommended it to me, I've just had other stuff

1887
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:35,479
like piled up.

1888
01:24:36,039 --> 01:24:36,520
Speaker 3: Uh.

1889
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,840
Speaker 4: Now that it's kind of a light, you know, time

1890
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:42,560
of year right now, maybe a light Well, I guess

1891
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:44,479
that's why I'm playing Red Dead too, so maybe want

1892
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,760
something with that. Hopefully it'll still be light. But I

1893
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,720
haven't meet. I've had a note on my phone to

1894
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:50,359
check this out for like I feel a couple of

1895
01:24:50,439 --> 01:24:51,239
years now. Wow.

1896
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:53,359
Speaker 2: I mean I think it's great on Steam Deck, so

1897
01:24:53,399 --> 01:24:55,039
if like that helps in any way. I think it's

1898
01:24:55,079 --> 01:24:56,880
like an easy game on the go. It's an easy

1899
01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:01,720
game on the couch. I say easy to like pick up.

1900
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:05,560
It's a very difficult to play game. It has four

1901
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:09,399
levels of difficulty. The game tells you play it on brutal,

1902
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:11,800
don't play it on normal, don't play it on hard,

1903
01:25:12,079 --> 01:25:14,000
play it on brutal. That's what the game tells me

1904
01:25:14,039 --> 01:25:16,159
to do. So that's what I did. I die a lot.

1905
01:25:16,319 --> 01:25:19,000
I do not survive this game quite often. It has

1906
01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:21,359
really good end game as well, so like after you

1907
01:25:21,439 --> 01:25:23,840
like win for the first time, they're like, here's some upgrades.

1908
01:25:24,399 --> 01:25:27,560
Now we're really mixing it up. Every time you win,

1909
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:31,439
it lets you uncover a new Uh. I guess you're

1910
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,800
a domed defender, So like you get a new defender

1911
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:37,279
and there's like a guy who's like magic and he

1912
01:25:37,319 --> 01:25:40,399
can like I don't know, he carries things differently, and

1913
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:44,439
he can like change gravitational pull whatever. There's different domes.

1914
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,319
There's one that instead of a laser, it's a fucking sword,

1915
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,279
and so I have to manually raise the sword and

1916
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:53,359
drop it on monsters to kill them. And I can

1917
01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:56,399
also shoot the sword with like a cord on the

1918
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:58,640
end of it to kill the flying monsters. That's pretty fun.

1919
01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:01,279
There's different ways to play. So the one that I

1920
01:26:01,319 --> 01:26:03,560
was telling you, the generic one that's called Relic Hunter,

1921
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:06,239
you're getting a relic that's deep inside the earth. But

1922
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:08,880
there's lots of different ways to play. They have ones

1923
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:12,479
where they're just like get two hundred or before time

1924
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:15,560
runs out, and there's ones that are like, instead of

1925
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:19,039
giving you a wave of monsters every minute, we're not

1926
01:26:19,079 --> 01:26:21,800
gonna do a wave of monsters for eighteen minutes. Then

1927
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:25,079
we're gonna fucking blast your ass with like eighteen rounds

1928
01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:28,239
of monsters at once, which is really fun to prepare for.

1929
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:31,199
I've I've been playing it a lot. I've been kind

1930
01:26:31,239 --> 01:26:35,039
of enjoying the different challenges that this game has given me.

1931
01:26:36,079 --> 01:26:38,159
I will say, like at some point, I get a

1932
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:41,119
little tired of mining. It's the same old, same old.

1933
01:26:41,199 --> 01:26:43,960
But like, if you're looking for a monotonous game that

1934
01:26:44,039 --> 01:26:46,319
tells you to mind shit and upgrade your character and

1935
01:26:46,319 --> 01:26:48,359
then fight monsters, this is it.

1936
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,880
Speaker 4: I'd like the act of digging in games like Same

1937
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:56,399
World Digs, Flucky Dig Dug, like a drill dozer Minecraft,

1938
01:26:56,439 --> 01:26:58,520
Like there is something very satisfying about just like I'm

1939
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,560
just gonna dig here for a while. You're right, those

1940
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:02,520
are the perfect games to just like I've got something

1941
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:03,279
on in the background.

1942
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:06,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty mindless. And it's also a roguelike, so

1943
01:27:06,239 --> 01:27:09,239
like if you're playing it before bed and you fucking die,

1944
01:27:09,359 --> 01:27:11,560
then you're like, all right, well I'm going to bed now,

1945
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:14,439
Like there's nothing to get really that upset about. Similar

1946
01:27:14,439 --> 01:27:16,279
to Splunky, right, Like you were like, do a round

1947
01:27:16,319 --> 01:27:18,960
a Splunky and you just kid absolutely annihilated. You're not mad,

1948
01:27:19,039 --> 01:27:20,720
You're just like, well it happens, and then you can

1949
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,640
then you you play again or you quit. And this

1950
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,720
is what this game makes me feel. Like I've never

1951
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,479
like died in this game and been like this is

1952
01:27:27,479 --> 01:27:30,319
such bullshit. Like a kid, it's just like, oh well

1953
01:27:30,319 --> 01:27:32,600
that sucks. I lost twenty minutes. I guess I'll just

1954
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,319
do it again, and you just do it again.

1955
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:34,840
Speaker 1: You just do.

1956
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,079
Speaker 4: That's one of the great things about Rogue Lights, is

1957
01:27:37,079 --> 01:27:39,079
it do you have these very sectioned off just like

1958
01:27:39,159 --> 01:27:40,640
I got one more run in me. Let's see how

1959
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,119
this goes? Like I just naturals stopping points in Rogue Lights.

1960
01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:44,760
I love that I.

1961
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 2: Got thirty minutes to kill. I don't want to call

1962
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:51,479
my family. I'm three beers deep. Let's go, I really did.

1963
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:54,000
I do think this game is well designed. You can

1964
01:27:54,039 --> 01:27:58,600
tell that they've they've clearly thought about mechanically, like how

1965
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:02,600
precious these resources are. But because again it's procedurally generated,

1966
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:05,560
you never know exactly what vane you're going to hit.

1967
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:08,119
So you might desperately want purples, which are the ones

1968
01:28:08,159 --> 01:28:11,520
that help you like repair, but you keep getting gold

1969
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:14,119
and you're like, this is just bullshit. You might just

1970
01:28:14,319 --> 01:28:17,319
have an unlucky run where it takes you ages to

1971
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:20,600
find the relic. I've Also, the game starts on I

1972
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:23,800
think small mode, and so the area that you're digging

1973
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:28,399
is not very big. That is small, and then as

1974
01:28:28,439 --> 01:28:31,520
you as soon as you win one round, it expands

1975
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:35,800
to medium and big. The big minds are fucking ungodly big.

1976
01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:38,520
It's really fun to be like, I can't there's no

1977
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,000
way I'm gonna be able to find where this relic is.

1978
01:28:41,039 --> 01:28:43,600
It's it's really cool to like min Max, you're digging

1979
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:45,600
and be like, I gotta find this relic probably in

1980
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:48,600
the next five rounds or I will die. So like, yeah,

1981
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:51,880
it's I've really enjoyed it thoroughly. I don't think it's

1982
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:55,000
like it has like this insane long like I don't

1983
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,800
know if I'll play it forever or anything like that.

1984
01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:58,840
I don't think it's like the next Pialatro or anything,

1985
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,319
but I have. It has taken up a lot of

1986
01:29:02,319 --> 01:29:04,560
my weekend and I have absolutely adored it.

1987
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:05,119
Speaker 1: Nice.

1988
01:29:05,479 --> 01:29:07,439
Speaker 4: I really need to get around to that at some point,

1989
01:29:07,439 --> 01:29:09,119
because again, every time it comes up, I'm like, that

1990
01:29:09,119 --> 01:29:09,600
sounds fun.

1991
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:11,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope you do it. I hope you. I

1992
01:29:11,399 --> 01:29:17,199
hope you uh watch Barbarian and play dome Keeper and

1993
01:29:17,279 --> 01:29:19,119
report back because they're great.

1994
01:29:19,399 --> 01:29:21,960
Speaker 3: Barbarian is a likely one sooner.

1995
01:29:22,119 --> 01:29:24,560
Speaker 4: I think Domekeeper I've been putting off because there's new

1996
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:26,720
stuff and everything, But like I think we do movie

1997
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,279
night every week.

1998
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:28,560
Speaker 3: We all bring it up with bunk.

1999
01:29:29,079 --> 01:29:30,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one.

2000
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:31,960
Speaker 3: Cool Dan.

2001
01:29:32,039 --> 01:29:34,520
Speaker 1: How is Donkey Kong Country Returns?

2002
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,359
Speaker 3: It's great.

2003
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,680
Speaker 4: I've always been a huge defender of that game when

2004
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:39,079
it came out on the Wii. I mean, the one

2005
01:29:39,119 --> 01:29:41,760
big complaint was that, like to do the role, which

2006
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,399
is a thing you do all the fucking time in

2007
01:29:43,399 --> 01:29:45,479
those games, you had to do the waggle because it

2008
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:48,560
was on Wei. And then they put it on three DS,

2009
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,760
and it's like, Okay, great, I can do the role

2010
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,760
with a button like I want to, But it's not.

2011
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:54,880
It's chained to three DS and a tiny screen and

2012
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,159
all that. So now it's this game that I've I've

2013
01:29:57,239 --> 01:29:59,119
long thought was one of the best platformers I've played.

2014
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:02,039
It's certainly two D platformers I've played that it looks good,

2015
01:30:02,159 --> 01:30:04,359
it's on the switch, I don't have to do motion bullshit.

2016
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:08,039
It's it's just a tremendous game that I think it

2017
01:30:08,159 --> 01:30:10,359
reviewed well and everything. But I don't hear people talk

2018
01:30:10,359 --> 01:30:13,600
about as much as I feel they should. Fantastic platformer

2019
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:17,640
holds up very very well. Yeah, still loving it.

2020
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,439
Speaker 1: Soundtracks still good, oh.

2021
01:30:19,319 --> 01:30:21,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, always great. I think I think it's the best.

2022
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:23,640
I think it is the best game with Donkey Kong

2023
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:24,439
in the title.

2024
01:30:26,479 --> 01:30:31,920
Speaker 1: Donkey Kong Country from so wait, sorry, this is the

2025
01:30:33,359 --> 01:30:36,600
Is it a really remaster of the one on the

2026
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,960
Wii or the original Super Nintendo?

2027
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:41,600
Speaker 3: No, no, it's it's the Donkey Kong Country Returns the

2028
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:42,079
Wei game.

2029
01:30:43,199 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 1: Ah gotcha? Okay, not Donkey Kong Country.

2030
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:47,920
Speaker 3: Which on the Wii. I think.

2031
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,560
Speaker 4: I thought it was the best game with Donkey Kong

2032
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,960
in the title, and I like Donkey Kong. I like,

2033
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:55,199
I'm not like obsessed with the series gameplay. I think

2034
01:30:55,199 --> 01:30:59,199
the character is hilarious for the best thing ever. Well everyone, yeah,

2035
01:30:59,199 --> 01:31:01,399
I mean you don't even say that, but I mustn't.

2036
01:31:01,359 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 1: Stout playing it.

2037
01:31:03,039 --> 01:31:03,720
Speaker 2: Is it co op?

2038
01:31:05,159 --> 01:31:05,439
Speaker 3: Yes?

2039
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:07,439
Speaker 4: In fact, me, there was a winter break when it

2040
01:31:07,479 --> 01:31:09,319
first came out that I took it home and me

2041
01:31:09,439 --> 01:31:11,840
and Katie and Kayla, my sisters, we traded off like

2042
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:14,279
our teams, and it was just like a whole night

2043
01:31:14,359 --> 01:31:16,439
of us. We made a whole drinking game around it,

2044
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:19,319
and it was just this crazy, like eight hour night

2045
01:31:19,399 --> 01:31:21,960
of us just screaming and passing the controllers back and forth,

2046
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,199
and it was like a super duper fun because like

2047
01:31:24,319 --> 01:31:26,239
it's like mind cart levels that are super hard at

2048
01:31:26,239 --> 01:31:28,920
the end, and oh shit, I fucked up, and so

2049
01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:31,359
now don Key Kong's dead. Kayla, you're Diddy Kong. You

2050
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:33,920
it's on you. We don't have any fucking balloons or anything.

2051
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:38,079
You gotta do this like super stressful fun, like it's fantastic.

2052
01:31:39,359 --> 01:31:42,039
Speaker 1: I haven't played a good platformer in a while.

2053
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:45,439
Speaker 2: Me neither. I feel like I'm due for like a

2054
01:31:45,479 --> 01:31:48,600
good platformer, and I love co op platformers, and I

2055
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,760
think those are good. Co op platformers are hard to find.

2056
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:56,840
Speaker 4: I keep thinking about a blue Sky posts I saw

2057
01:31:56,920 --> 01:32:00,199
from you know, Jake Steinberg from Kataku.

2058
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw him post that.

2059
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:06,239
Speaker 4: He was like, uh, because he's a younger guy and

2060
01:32:06,279 --> 01:32:08,000
I've met him at the night shows that we do

2061
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,159
a giant bom. We fed him on the couch a

2062
01:32:09,199 --> 01:32:11,880
couple of times, and he said something like boy, games

2063
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:15,319
industry or games media old heads will glaze platformers just

2064
01:32:15,359 --> 01:32:23,680
for existing. I was like, yeah, I don't even know

2065
01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:25,399
what he was referred to. I mean this was like

2066
01:32:25,399 --> 01:32:27,319
like a few weeks ago, so I think it's past

2067
01:32:27,359 --> 01:32:30,680
astrobot and I remember seeing that being like, yep, yeah,

2068
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:32,359
he's right. I think we all just came up like

2069
01:32:32,439 --> 01:32:34,359
guys that are like forty and above we're just we

2070
01:32:34,479 --> 01:32:37,119
remember Mario and that's when we fell in love with games,

2071
01:32:37,119 --> 01:32:38,800
and now it's just platformers being around.

2072
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,399
Speaker 3: We're like hell yeah, And I was like, yeah, you're

2073
01:32:40,439 --> 01:32:40,800
not wrong.

2074
01:32:41,399 --> 01:32:44,479
Speaker 1: Yeah I disagree.

2075
01:32:45,039 --> 01:32:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like jumping on stuff.

2076
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,319
Speaker 1: One of the best games ever made, though, Astrobot.

2077
01:32:49,039 --> 01:32:51,079
Speaker 3: That's true. Are you being sarcastic?

2078
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, very much.

2079
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:55,840
Speaker 3: So you don't think it's one of the best games

2080
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:56,319
I ever made?

2081
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:56,800
Speaker 1: No?

2082
01:32:58,239 --> 01:32:58,720
Speaker 3: Really?

2083
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:04,199
Speaker 1: No, uh sure, extremely well crafted platformer. I have nothing

2084
01:33:04,239 --> 01:33:05,640
to add that I didn't already say on the episode

2085
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:06,039
about it.

2086
01:33:06,279 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 3: If I had tiles on it, Yeah.

2087
01:33:09,159 --> 01:33:10,520
Speaker 1: Well then that would be a different story.

2088
01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:14,760
Speaker 4: Would blow into the controller? No, you don't blow into

2089
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:20,720
the controller. That was the we you and the three DS.

2090
01:33:21,239 --> 01:33:23,159
Speaker 2: You got to shake the controller.

2091
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,720
Speaker 3: You don't really know. That's not a gimmick, it's just

2092
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:27,239
a great plan.

2093
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:33,199
Speaker 1: There's no sprinkles all over the ice cream levels.

2094
01:33:32,199 --> 01:33:35,079
Speaker 2: So many fun fetties on the level.

2095
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:39,159
Speaker 1: I could double jump in time twiles compete with Jeff

2096
01:33:39,199 --> 01:33:39,600
week one.

2097
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:42,199
Speaker 3: There's no double jump I can.

2098
01:33:42,399 --> 01:33:44,359
Speaker 4: You're saying a bunch of inaccurate things about one of

2099
01:33:44,399 --> 01:33:45,399
the best games of all time.

2100
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,680
Speaker 1: You can double jump with the feet.

2101
01:33:47,479 --> 01:33:52,239
Speaker 4: Rockets okay it certain items power ups will give you abilities, yes,

2102
01:33:52,279 --> 01:33:54,039
but Astrobot cannot double jump, he can hover.

2103
01:33:54,479 --> 01:34:02,319
Speaker 1: These items are not gimmicks at all. The great gameplay innovations.

2104
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:04,760
Speaker 2: And there they really have constructed brilliant character designs, like

2105
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:08,039
all the other games from PlayStation that they've just shoved

2106
01:34:08,079 --> 01:34:08,479
in here.

2107
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:11,800
Speaker 1: I like PlayStation from the nineties, so I like when

2108
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:14,840
they call back to it. I used to jack off

2109
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,000
to Laura Croft and this reminds me of that.

2110
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I like Estra.

2111
01:34:19,479 --> 01:34:21,319
Speaker 2: But I'm an Astrobot.

2112
01:34:21,399 --> 01:34:21,560
Speaker 6: God.

2113
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:25,880
Speaker 1: That's why Mark liked it too. I enjoyed that game,

2114
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:29,960
but it wasn't that good. Why are you playing Crimson

2115
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,279
Skies the x punishment?

2116
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:36,399
Speaker 4: Yes, the Xbox game. It's my punishment from Mike Manatti.

2117
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:37,399
Speaker 1: What's a punishment?

2118
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:41,560
Speaker 4: We did a charity race for La Wildfire Relief on

2119
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:46,359
last Friday as of this recording, where four of us, Me, Grubb, Sean,

2120
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:50,479
and Manati raced in Bowser's Fury Uh to see who

2121
01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:53,520
could beat it from beginning to credits in one sitting

2122
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,800
and Manati one and we decided like it was just

2123
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:59,000
such a positive experience. It's positive stream and everything and

2124
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:01,359
we're like, oh, we want to have a fun so

2125
01:35:01,439 --> 01:35:05,279
like the winner gets to pick homework games for the

2126
01:35:05,319 --> 01:35:07,760
three losers. And the deal is it's like it's not

2127
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,439
a blake club thing where it's like it's a bad

2128
01:35:09,479 --> 01:35:11,640
game or it's a punishment or whatever where you have

2129
01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:13,600
to stream all this on your own time. It's you

2130
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:15,239
play it however you want to, but it's got to

2131
01:35:15,239 --> 01:35:17,479
be a game that's not super long and that you

2132
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,920
really like that you're giving to someone who has never

2133
01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:23,239
played it before. So you know, Grub hasn't played Grim Fandango,

2134
01:35:23,359 --> 01:35:25,880
so that's what he's playing. And for me, he gave

2135
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:28,000
Crimson Skies because he thought I would like it, and

2136
01:35:28,039 --> 01:35:30,920
sure enough, I like it a lot. It's very much

2137
01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:34,159
reminds me of that old kind of tistbox. Yeah, yeah,

2138
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,039
I can't remember if it was a launch game or not,

2139
01:35:36,119 --> 01:35:37,880
but I just love like I love those only a twist,

2140
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:39,920
The Metal Warhawk. You know these games where it's like,

2141
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:43,319
all right, you're just a vehicle like an arena where

2142
01:35:43,319 --> 01:35:45,239
it's totally a rogue squadron type thing where it's like

2143
01:35:45,279 --> 01:35:47,880
here it's this area and just fly around and you

2144
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:50,199
have certain objectives, like there's a weird amount of variety

2145
01:35:50,279 --> 01:35:52,039
in it, like like twist the metal and stuff. It

2146
01:35:52,039 --> 01:35:54,119
was always just like, hey, kill all these cars, this

2147
01:35:54,199 --> 01:35:58,000
has kill all these planes, but also deliver this fragile thing.

2148
01:35:58,039 --> 01:36:00,920
You know, here's a gyrocopter. You're gonna deliver this fragile

2149
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:03,319
thing through a canyon. You got to protect this plane.

2150
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:05,760
You got to escort this zeppelin. But you can also

2151
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:08,479
man the turrets on the zeppelin and flip. Like, there's

2152
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:11,760
a fun amount of variety here that I didn't expect.

2153
01:36:12,479 --> 01:36:15,199
Speaker 1: Several playable characters, right, I don't know if.

2154
01:36:15,119 --> 01:36:16,399
Speaker 3: It's characters as much as planes.

2155
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:18,319
Speaker 4: Like I'm always the same dude, but like I am

2156
01:36:18,359 --> 01:36:21,319
unlocking new planes, and you earn cash, and like there's

2157
01:36:21,319 --> 01:36:24,520
collectibles and that let you unlock new upgrades and stuff.

2158
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:27,359
So yeah, it's fun like finding the plane that works

2159
01:36:27,359 --> 01:36:30,119
with your style the most, and the controls work fairly

2160
01:36:30,119 --> 01:36:32,079
well for a game that's, you know, over twenty years old.

2161
01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:36,039
Looks fine. It's very very backwards compatible on Xbox. It's

2162
01:36:36,039 --> 01:36:39,720
on game Pass. I heard I had great Xbox Live support,

2163
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:42,039
one of the early early Xbox Live games. But I've

2164
01:36:42,079 --> 01:36:45,319
just been doing single player and yeah, absolutely, I've really

2165
01:36:45,319 --> 01:36:47,800
really been liking it, so and I like this idea

2166
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,279
of the punishment because I'm so used to like, Okay,

2167
01:36:50,359 --> 01:36:53,159
the winner gets to pick this tortuous, fucking horrible thing

2168
01:36:53,199 --> 01:36:54,840
that the loser has to do, and this is like,

2169
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:55,680
oh we got this.

2170
01:36:56,439 --> 01:36:58,039
Speaker 3: When would I have played this otherwise?

2171
01:36:58,199 --> 01:37:00,560
Speaker 4: And now I've got this homework assignment like it, So

2172
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,159
it's like, oh, this is this is a fun way

2173
01:37:02,199 --> 01:37:02,600
to do it.

2174
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:05,439
Speaker 2: So who came up with punishment that seems like a

2175
01:37:05,479 --> 01:37:06,479
minati situation?

2176
01:37:08,359 --> 01:37:10,159
Speaker 3: He might have come up with the term.

2177
01:37:10,479 --> 01:37:12,000
Speaker 4: I don't remember how we got to It was just

2178
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,720
one of those natural things where we were talking about

2179
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,319
it and we all kind of wound up there.

2180
01:37:15,439 --> 01:37:18,399
Speaker 3: So, yeah, we should do that.

2181
01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:20,439
Speaker 1: At some point. Sign me a game. Well I probably

2182
01:37:20,439 --> 01:37:21,560
won't play it, but you could. Well.

2183
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:23,119
Speaker 3: We tried with Mary, but then she just played a

2184
01:37:23,159 --> 01:37:23,880
totally different game.

2185
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, blamed us for recommending a game that we don't like.

2186
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:33,079
Speaker 2: I thought we hadn't moved on as a podcast.

2187
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:34,279
Speaker 3: From this the last episode.

2188
01:37:34,399 --> 01:37:38,279
Speaker 2: You got bragging rights, though, go forward in your life.

2189
01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:40,199
Speaker 3: We're trying to give you a punishment.

2190
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:45,520
Speaker 2: I yeah, we did as you or I had between worlds,

2191
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:46,359
as I tend to do.

2192
01:37:46,439 --> 01:37:47,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, play Link between Worlds.

2193
01:37:48,039 --> 01:37:52,600
Speaker 1: Play Link between Worlds. It's really good, really really really good.

2194
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:56,960
Top five Zelda Skyward Sort Mary. Have you played all

2195
01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:58,680
of the Middle Girl Solids O Skyward Sword.

2196
01:37:58,760 --> 01:37:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't played it.

2197
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:03,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god. You streaming Medal Year would be.

2198
01:38:03,359 --> 01:38:06,119
Speaker 4: I love watching people play Medal Year solid that I

2199
01:38:06,159 --> 01:38:09,319
have not played it because it's just so fucking bad shit.

2200
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:12,479
Speaker 3: I would love if you played that and then we

2201
01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:15,399
get your reports. Do a report.

2202
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:17,880
Speaker 1: Yes, she sounds so enthused.

2203
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:20,800
Speaker 3: I mean there's a lot to talk about with that series.

2204
01:38:22,359 --> 01:38:24,840
Speaker 2: To be like, I feel like I'd have to find

2205
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:30,520
like a real like open time to play that dealing.

2206
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they're not controls. Yeah, people struggle with

2207
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:37,159
the controls if they come back to it now. I

2208
01:38:37,159 --> 01:38:37,760
mean most of.

2209
01:38:37,720 --> 01:38:42,399
Speaker 3: Those games eight hours. Yeah, they're not crazy long.

2210
01:38:43,840 --> 01:38:46,039
Speaker 1: At some point doing.

2211
01:38:46,119 --> 01:38:48,520
Speaker 4: Well, you an hour or you got to do before

2212
01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:50,039
episode one hundred, because you're gonna be hearing a lot

2213
01:38:50,039 --> 01:38:50,960
about Metal Year during that.

2214
01:38:51,359 --> 01:38:54,760
Speaker 3: I don't owe you ship, No, you don't.

2215
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:55,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

2216
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,760
Speaker 3: You should have played the game we already suggested.

2217
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:02,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got Yeah. Next time we recommend something, don't

2218
01:39:02,279 --> 01:39:05,159
just go off into the wilderness. And play something we

2219
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:06,479
said don't play.

2220
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:07,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.

2221
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:12,920
Speaker 2: This one, I think I've played. I played this one

2222
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,319
because it has the worm that you hit the tail.

2223
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:16,880
Speaker 3: Well, that's a common thing.

2224
01:39:17,079 --> 01:39:17,880
Speaker 1: What are you talking about.

2225
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:20,159
Speaker 3: That's the link to the past Muldos or whatever.

2226
01:39:20,399 --> 01:39:22,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, the guy who you rent the items from,

2227
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:25,920
and that's a rabbit. Oh that's right.

2228
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, mold Orm is what I'm thinking of. The sword

2229
01:39:29,159 --> 01:39:31,399
or the worm he's got, Like.

2230
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:32,600
Speaker 1: I love the Hamburg.

2231
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a fun Hamburg.

2232
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:37,359
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, God switch to just needs Twilet Princess and

2233
01:39:37,399 --> 01:39:39,479
Winwaker and I'm there. Well I'm there anyway, but like

2234
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:42,319
I really want Yeah, they're both good. I like Toilet

2235
01:39:42,319 --> 01:39:48,079
Princess too, but like, uh, the beginning really is very

2236
01:39:48,159 --> 01:39:51,159
very slow, and also it's got a lot of arbitrary gating,

2237
01:39:51,239 --> 01:39:53,119
like oh, this bridge is broken, so you got to

2238
01:39:53,159 --> 01:39:55,000
go back and talk to that character from back there,

2239
01:39:55,039 --> 01:39:56,640
and then you've got to sumo wrestle the Mayor, and

2240
01:39:56,680 --> 01:40:00,239
then you gotta a lot go back and talk to Sorrow. Yeah,

2241
01:40:00,279 --> 01:40:01,960
because you did that knock arena. We got a call

2242
01:40:02,039 --> 01:40:02,439
back to.

2243
01:40:02,399 --> 01:40:05,439
Speaker 4: That when we're having just played Windwaker in the last year.

2244
01:40:05,479 --> 01:40:07,319
That holds up extremely Well, that was.

2245
01:40:07,319 --> 01:40:09,479
Speaker 1: Even better now with the new sailing and map and

2246
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:14,439
updated uh travel anybody else play? Aything else?

2247
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:16,039
Speaker 7: Mary?

2248
01:40:16,079 --> 01:40:17,279
Speaker 1: You played Spiro when you're sick?

2249
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:21,520
Speaker 2: I got sick this weekend, three day weekend, and I

2250
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:25,039
didn't feel good and I needed a comfort game, so

2251
01:40:25,079 --> 01:40:33,359
I downloaded Spiro blamed. Yeah.

2252
01:40:33,359 --> 01:40:34,119
Speaker 3: It's so good.

2253
01:40:35,119 --> 01:40:37,680
Speaker 2: It's really nice. It's just basically like all the things

2254
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:41,840
you like about Spiro, but it's delicately upgraded with nicer

2255
01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:45,920
graphics and it it feels great. The controls feel just

2256
01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:48,560
like when I was a kid. I kind of forgot.

2257
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:49,800
I don't know if you guys played. Did you guys

2258
01:40:49,840 --> 01:40:50,600
both play Spiro?

2259
01:40:51,119 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 1: Kayla?

2260
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,920
Speaker 4: Kyla was obsessed with it, and I remember I was like, game, well,

2261
01:40:54,920 --> 01:40:56,560
that's the thing. I was like a teenager, and so

2262
01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:58,680
I'd see Caleb, Oh, this is some shitty, you know,

2263
01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:01,800
kitty dragon game thing whatever. And then the Regnited trilogy

2264
01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:03,079
comes out and I play it. I'm like, Oh, I

2265
01:41:03,079 --> 01:41:04,359
fucking love all these games.

2266
01:41:04,399 --> 01:41:04,880
Speaker 3: This is great.

2267
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really good.

2268
01:41:11,119 --> 01:41:13,119
Speaker 3: I would say, Yeah.

2269
01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 2: It's simple, right, Like you're a baby dragon who can

2270
01:41:16,039 --> 01:41:18,680
kind of fly but not really, and you got to

2271
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:21,319
get all of the gemmys and they hide them in

2272
01:41:21,439 --> 01:41:24,840
like hard to platform places. So but if you're stupid

2273
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:26,720
or like not good at games, you can just not

2274
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:29,640
get those. You don't have to hundred percent the levels.

2275
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:32,039
So it's nice as an adult to go back to

2276
01:41:32,079 --> 01:41:34,960
it and be like this actually was kind of tough

2277
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:37,520
to get to these little areas, like they've hidden everything,

2278
01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:42,159
but if you don't feel like figuring it out, you

2279
01:41:42,439 --> 01:41:45,800
just don't do it and you just move on and

2280
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:48,239
get the other dinosaurs or whatever they are.

2281
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,439
Speaker 4: You just I love that about platformers of that era,

2282
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,279
Like you know, like Mario sixty four is like, look,

2283
01:41:53,319 --> 01:41:54,760
if you want to do one hundred and twenty stars, yeah,

2284
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:57,039
I have a blast. But if you hate Hazy May's cave,

2285
01:41:57,319 --> 01:41:59,520
don't fucking go there and just get your star somewhere else,

2286
01:41:59,680 --> 01:41:59,960
you know.

2287
01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:04,039
Speaker 2: Greial loser. I think it's great that they've like casually

2288
01:42:04,159 --> 01:42:06,840
let you decide how in you want to be, and

2289
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:10,520
so yeah, it's it's been really nice. I'm very early

2290
01:42:10,600 --> 01:42:14,000
on in, but like as a sick couch game, I

2291
01:42:14,079 --> 01:42:15,840
was loving it, So yeah, I'm back.

2292
01:42:16,199 --> 01:42:17,880
Speaker 3: I did notice. Yeah, you were on Instagram.

2293
01:42:17,880 --> 01:42:19,640
Speaker 4: I say, you do some stories where you're watching old

2294
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:21,119
Simpsons and I would like, look at the same deck

2295
01:42:21,119 --> 01:42:22,239
screen as course she's playing Spiro.

2296
01:42:22,399 --> 01:42:24,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I inspiral, like I think it's Spiro.

2297
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:25,840
Speaker 3: I was.

2298
01:42:25,920 --> 01:42:28,840
Speaker 2: I was watching my favorite seasons as well.

2299
01:42:29,119 --> 01:42:33,520
Speaker 4: So I was watching like Dalmatians one the Domination that's

2300
01:42:34,479 --> 01:42:35,159
really good.

2301
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:38,680
Speaker 2: And the one where Homer goes to clown College. Like really,

2302
01:42:39,479 --> 01:42:42,039
they make me laugh, they make me so happy, they're

2303
01:42:42,119 --> 01:42:44,479
so funny. And I was doing that in Spirro and

2304
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:47,359
I think so I posted those and I saw someone

2305
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:50,039
DM and be like, you know how to do mental

2306
01:42:50,079 --> 01:42:53,640
health better than anyone I know. I was like, I

2307
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:56,119
think that's true. Like I when I don't feel good,

2308
01:42:56,159 --> 01:42:59,039
I'm like, I'm sitting on this couch, I'm making a tea.

2309
01:42:59,119 --> 01:43:01,920
I'm getting my dog who will always loyally like sit

2310
01:43:02,039 --> 01:43:04,399
in my lap when I'm not well. I think you

2311
01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:06,239
have one of those two by the dog who's just like,

2312
01:43:06,359 --> 01:43:09,439
what are you not good? I will behave your side.

2313
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:12,399
I will not move from this spot because you need

2314
01:43:12,439 --> 01:43:13,119
me and I just.

2315
01:43:13,039 --> 01:43:14,439
Speaker 3: Want me tucked under your arm. I can just stay

2316
01:43:14,479 --> 01:43:15,279
here all day. What do you want?

2317
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:17,560
Speaker 2: I will sit there. He's such a good boy, and

2318
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:21,800
I will watch old Simpsons and I'm happy, and that

2319
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,399
is a great place for me to just mentally and

2320
01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:28,880
physically repair and damn it, I am back. So yeah,

2321
01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:31,000
that was such a good doctor's orders. Man.

2322
01:43:31,279 --> 01:43:35,000
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, I play fire Emblem when I'm sick.

2323
01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:40,079
Something about it. It's just enough, like requires just enough

2324
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brain power to sort of like be cognizant. But then

2325
01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:47,359
also there's like the satisfying character building and the tactics

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and whatnot.

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Speaker 3: The tactics yet yes.

2328
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:56,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need deep tactics.

2329
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:57,680
Speaker 3: When you jump on some turtles and sleep.

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01:43:57,960 --> 01:44:05,560
Speaker 1: No, that makes menous, That makes me naucious. Want do emails, jure. Okay,

2331
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:07,640
we are going to get to emails. But before that,

2332
01:44:07,720 --> 01:44:09,199
and before we get to the end of the episode,

2333
01:44:09,239 --> 01:44:12,640
we do have a couple of upcoming fun stuff to

2334
01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:17,840
tell people about. Firstly, this is episode ninety nine, and

2335
01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:21,399
for all you math nerds out there, next episode will

2336
01:44:21,439 --> 01:44:25,960
be one hundred. Oh yeah, Okay, we've referenced it several times,

2337
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:30,000
but now we can officially say episode hundred is not

2338
01:44:30,039 --> 01:44:32,039
going to be a normal format. We are going to

2339
01:44:32,119 --> 01:44:36,760
be doing a sixty four game bracket tournament to battle

2340
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:40,920
out and decide what is fire Escape Casts Collective, or rather,

2341
01:44:41,199 --> 01:44:44,000
whoever can argue best what is our best game of

2342
01:44:44,039 --> 01:44:48,600
all time? So we all basically nominated twenty five games each.

2343
01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:52,680
Obviously there's going to be some overlap, especially with Red

2344
01:44:52,760 --> 01:44:55,279
Dead two being so high on DAN lists along with

2345
01:44:55,399 --> 01:45:01,079
Holli Night. We're gonna figure out nix any the doubles

2346
01:45:01,239 --> 01:45:03,640
and then maybe bring in a few like honorable mentions

2347
01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:06,760
that almost made it, just to make the show more interesting.

2348
01:45:07,279 --> 01:45:10,279
But Mary's putting together a bracket. We're gonna do it

2349
01:45:10,399 --> 01:45:13,119
in the sense that we don't know. We're gonna randomize

2350
01:45:13,119 --> 01:45:15,920
the first round, so it could be like Bloodborne versus

2351
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:18,720
Hollow Night, which would be seeded.

2352
01:45:19,239 --> 01:45:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, not seated at all. It's gonna be totally random.

2353
01:45:22,039 --> 01:45:24,279
Speaker 2: And I've already set the tone that I am not

2354
01:45:24,399 --> 01:45:27,359
going to undo it if you're like, that's not fair,

2355
01:45:27,399 --> 01:45:29,319
because these are both games that I really like.

2356
01:45:29,399 --> 01:45:32,079
Speaker 4: Tough no, no, no, it's whatever. However the dice fall, and

2357
01:45:32,119 --> 01:45:32,720
then we're not.

2358
01:45:32,840 --> 01:45:35,920
Speaker 2: Speaking to you. I'm just saying the rules. I'm going

2359
01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:38,720
to be in the bracket and they're going to be constructed,

2360
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:41,319
and if you don't like it, like that's that, that's

2361
01:45:41,359 --> 01:45:42,079
not my problem.

2362
01:45:42,199 --> 01:45:45,079
Speaker 4: You are furnaces responding to your anger. Because my furnace

2363
01:45:45,159 --> 01:45:46,560
kicked on as soon as you got mad at me.

2364
01:45:47,119 --> 01:45:50,319
Speaker 2: I don't think that me and that furnace are related,

2365
01:45:50,359 --> 01:45:53,039
but I do think that my blood pressure rises every

2366
01:45:53,079 --> 01:45:55,319
time I hear that fucking whistle coming out of your

2367
01:45:55,359 --> 01:46:03,039
stupid bye wear a sweater. You're wearing a T shirt

2368
01:46:03,359 --> 01:46:04,439
is January?

2369
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:05,920
Speaker 3: I'm inside.

2370
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:09,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, any he's got the furnace on.

2371
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:11,439
Speaker 2: The dead of winner in Minnesota.

2372
01:46:11,840 --> 01:46:14,600
Speaker 1: It just happens to sound like a grieving Eagle who

2373
01:46:14,640 --> 01:46:16,159
lost its cubs.

2374
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:18,600
Speaker 3: That's our football team, the Minnesota grieving Eagles.

2375
01:46:19,479 --> 01:46:22,800
Speaker 2: Someone squeezing the life out of a small chinchilla.

2376
01:46:23,119 --> 01:46:28,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it happens herea but yeah, that'll be episode

2377
01:46:28,359 --> 01:46:30,960
one hundred. It'll be on the normal schedule, so it'll

2378
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:35,840
be what February third, tenth, We'll have that up episode hundred.

2379
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:40,159
Speaker 2: Just so everybody knows how we got to this list

2380
01:46:40,199 --> 01:46:43,079
of sixty four is. I asked the boys to put

2381
01:46:43,079 --> 01:46:45,279
together a list of their top twenty fives.

2382
01:46:45,279 --> 01:46:47,159
Speaker 1: That just gives a ballpark.

2383
01:46:47,439 --> 01:46:52,880
Speaker 2: I'm repeating it, And I recently checked this list of

2384
01:46:53,239 --> 01:46:58,199
all of the games, and Mike put games on my

2385
01:46:58,439 --> 01:47:00,960
list that I did not run. And I'd like to

2386
01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:02,159
read some of these.

2387
01:47:02,439 --> 01:47:04,560
Speaker 1: That I did not do that. You wrote all these.

2388
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:06,000
Speaker 2: I did not write these.

2389
01:47:06,039 --> 01:47:09,079
Speaker 1: Appropriate like I would like for radio.

2390
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:10,600
Speaker 2: That's on you.

2391
01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:12,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put them down, don't.

2392
01:47:12,159 --> 01:47:14,119
Speaker 1: Get the bee button potentially ready.

2393
01:47:14,319 --> 01:47:18,239
Speaker 2: So for our top twenty five, I wrote half Life, two,

2394
01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:21,720
Hollow Night, they should shock No. One Years of War,

2395
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:25,920
and then all of a sudden, Mike Tyson's punch out.

2396
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:27,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did not put that. I did not

2397
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:30,199
put that by the great, great big Mary.

2398
01:47:30,239 --> 01:47:30,439
Speaker 1: Sure.

2399
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:35,119
Speaker 2: I left my heart in the Pacific Northwest. That's not

2400
01:47:35,159 --> 01:47:35,640
a game.

2401
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. You wrote it. Take it up with Yeah,

2402
01:47:40,159 --> 01:47:43,319
you we know you love it.

2403
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:45,520
Speaker 2: As Boy goes to Dumb Town.

2404
01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:46,600
Speaker 3: That one is good.

2405
01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:47,199
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2406
01:47:47,199 --> 01:47:49,000
Speaker 1: It was the classic sixty.

2407
01:47:48,680 --> 01:47:51,600
Speaker 2: Four lobster sniper.

2408
01:47:56,000 --> 01:47:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to taste so far.

2409
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:02,439
Speaker 2: They have really good ball physics and lobsters. Heard that.

2410
01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:08,640
I've heard that Revenge of the Frog, prins Ass Boy

2411
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:12,520
goes to dump down three Midnight Noctors.

2412
01:48:11,840 --> 01:48:13,239
Speaker 3: Right, you didn't like two. It was like a Devil

2413
01:48:13,279 --> 01:48:14,079
May Cry situation.

2414
01:48:14,239 --> 01:48:16,439
Speaker 1: I really was a step back. Yeah, they got back

2415
01:48:16,439 --> 01:48:18,600
on track with three. Return to form.

2416
01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of these are personal.

2417
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:24,680
Speaker 2: Grenades that explode into bubble.

2418
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:27,039
Speaker 3: Little violent, but that's that's good.

2419
01:48:27,199 --> 01:48:29,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. I started as a flash game, but they they

2420
01:48:29,720 --> 01:48:31,279
actually made a like a full game.

2421
01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:42,520
Speaker 8: We Yeah, Blanket Simulator. I would really like that game.

2422
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:51,199
Speaker 2: Blanket Simulator remake. Oh yeah, Baking Saga twenty two Nights

2423
01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:52,560
of Pumpkin Pie.

2424
01:48:54,439 --> 01:48:55,199
Speaker 3: I have not seen.

2425
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:03,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, really looking forward to arguing and ringover Baking Simulator Saga.

2426
01:49:04,119 --> 01:49:05,800
Speaker 2: You guys are bad friends.

2427
01:49:06,079 --> 01:49:09,199
Speaker 3: I didn't do this. It's the first time I'm seeing it.

2428
01:49:10,479 --> 01:49:13,079
Speaker 1: He left blank spaces. What was I supposed to do?

2429
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:16,800
Speaker 2: Baking Saga Reflex two point five x D two D.

2430
01:49:20,319 --> 01:49:22,039
Speaker 1: We almost gave that worst title of the year a

2431
01:49:22,119 --> 01:49:22,800
few years ago.

2432
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:23,159
Speaker 3: That's true.

2433
01:49:23,279 --> 01:49:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god. Oh this is a nice one,

2434
01:49:27,119 --> 01:49:28,800
solid night nice.

2435
01:49:29,159 --> 01:49:30,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

2436
01:49:30,479 --> 01:49:35,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that drunk Gymnast Physics.

2437
01:49:37,439 --> 01:49:40,000
Speaker 1: It's the spiritual successor to Mount your Friends.

2438
01:49:40,319 --> 01:49:47,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Junior Year returned to Cincinnati. It's very close. Dare

2439
01:49:50,039 --> 01:49:52,720
help My French bulldog thinks he's a member of the

2440
01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:53,399
Viet Cong.

2441
01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:58,720
Speaker 1: It was a really specific indie game that someone made,

2442
01:49:59,399 --> 01:49:59,840
really good.

2443
01:50:00,319 --> 01:50:04,279
Speaker 3: Yep, got DLC for Razor my dog.

2444
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's an American soldier with a flamethrower.

2445
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:13,840
Speaker 3: Oh the horror.

2446
01:50:15,399 --> 01:50:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2447
01:50:20,439 --> 01:50:25,880
Speaker 2: Portland series Portland Stories part four. It's just disrespectful to

2448
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:26,359
my home.

2449
01:50:26,520 --> 01:50:28,479
Speaker 1: It really came together in the fourth game.

2450
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:31,920
Speaker 2: Puzzle game with really innovative mechanics.

2451
01:50:32,039 --> 01:50:36,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember that. That was good. Are there

2452
01:50:36,479 --> 01:50:38,079
any Are there any more good ones?

2453
01:50:40,039 --> 01:50:43,600
Speaker 2: Hell Divers too easy mode? Only this one was surprising

2454
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:45,119
NBA two K twenty three.

2455
01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:49,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was just yeah the time my.

2456
01:50:49,439 --> 01:50:51,199
Speaker 2: Phone is at the bottom of the will Lammett But

2457
01:50:51,239 --> 01:50:53,000
I still have so many friends to text.

2458
01:50:53,239 --> 01:50:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good, You're an asshole. Game was good, but yeah,

2459
01:50:57,640 --> 01:51:00,359
episode one hundred. So those who knows which one of

2460
01:51:00,399 --> 01:51:02,159
those will be duking it out with some of mine

2461
01:51:02,199 --> 01:51:05,640
or some of Dan's. And again, who's to say there's

2462
01:51:05,640 --> 01:51:08,840
gonna be brack many brackets where one of Dan's games

2463
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:10,760
pops up against one of Mary's. It's not about our

2464
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:14,199
games winning, it's about arguing whatever the two happened to

2465
01:51:14,239 --> 01:51:16,600
be at that moment, all the rest of the brown

2466
01:51:16,680 --> 01:51:17,760
games into the background.

2467
01:51:18,399 --> 01:51:22,000
Speaker 4: No, we're gonna determine fire Escape's best game of all time.

2468
01:51:22,279 --> 01:51:27,039
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's not a competition, well I mean literally

2469
01:51:27,079 --> 01:51:28,319
as a tournament, but like.

2470
01:51:28,560 --> 01:51:31,079
Speaker 3: It's it's our collective choice.

2471
01:51:31,119 --> 01:51:33,800
Speaker 1: Though it's gonna be I'm gonna laugh if marry, all

2472
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:36,159
of your games go up against one another and you

2473
01:51:36,199 --> 01:51:39,119
have we we just have to listen to you argue.

2474
01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:40,640
Speaker 3: Me having to argue all these metal years and Marios

2475
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:41,319
against each other.

2476
01:51:41,399 --> 01:51:44,119
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, but yeah, that'll be

2477
01:51:44,119 --> 01:51:46,960
episode one hundred and then one last thing some last

2478
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:49,760
minute not last minute, some final details are still coming together.

2479
01:51:50,159 --> 01:51:54,439
But We've got a fun bonus series planned that I'm

2480
01:51:54,439 --> 01:51:57,680
gonna be doing with Vinnie Caravella from Nextlander.

2481
01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:00,199
Speaker 2: That's so good, what a good group.

2482
01:52:00,359 --> 01:52:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Vinnie.

2483
01:52:02,399 --> 01:52:04,760
Speaker 2: I don't love Vinnie. Could you imagine someone who comes

2484
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:06,560
up to you and they're like, we have all the

2485
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:08,520
same things. I think we're gonna be great friends. Just

2486
01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:10,560
one thing, I hate Vinnie.

2487
01:52:10,359 --> 01:52:14,399
Speaker 4: Awesome and except the gossipy, ass drama filled industry of

2488
01:52:14,479 --> 01:52:19,359
games media, Vinnie Caravella is one of one of the

2489
01:52:19,359 --> 01:52:23,479
only people I've ever met that I've never heard anyone

2490
01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:24,479
say anything bad about.

2491
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:27,520
Speaker 2: We're actually all bad people except for Vinnie.

2492
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, Vinnie is beloved by all, and for good reason.

2493
01:52:31,199 --> 01:52:35,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he has been wanting. He grabbed basically the

2494
01:52:35,119 --> 01:52:39,600
Total war Warhammer trilogy on sale, so basically it's generally

2495
01:52:39,640 --> 01:52:42,760
going to work where we're doing two separate camp co

2496
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:46,239
op campaigns, one of which fire Escape. If you're already

2497
01:52:46,319 --> 01:52:50,680
a eight dollar tier patron, you're signed up, you can

2498
01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:53,680
watch this. We're gonna do u in our off weeks.

2499
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:55,800
We're gonna publish one episode at a time, like one

2500
01:52:55,800 --> 01:52:57,720
hour a time, where Vinnie and I are playing a

2501
01:52:57,760 --> 01:53:01,960
good quote unquote campaign as like some of the Order

2502
01:53:02,079 --> 01:53:04,680
Forces they're called it in Warhammer. I'm gonna walk. I'm

2503
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:08,159
gonna kind of be Vinnie's guru. And then if you're

2504
01:53:08,199 --> 01:53:12,119
already a patron for Next Lander there, I think they're

2505
01:53:12,159 --> 01:53:15,239
ten dollars tier, we're doing a separate campaign over there

2506
01:53:15,279 --> 01:53:20,880
as evil forces maybe orcs, maybe vampires, maybe vampire pirates. Basically,

2507
01:53:20,920 --> 01:53:22,680
I'm gonna be showing Vinnie the ropes while we do

2508
01:53:22,720 --> 01:53:24,600
a co op campaign. But if you're not a Next

2509
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:28,119
Lander patron and you just want to stick to fire Escape,

2510
01:53:28,119 --> 01:53:29,920
you'll be able to see all the episodes of our campaign.

2511
01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:33,960
I don't know why. If you are you listen to Firescape,

2512
01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:36,119
but you're a Next Lander patron, you don't need to

2513
01:53:36,119 --> 01:53:37,479
come and be a patron for us. You'll see that

2514
01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:39,319
whole campaign. But if you want to see both of them,

2515
01:53:39,720 --> 01:53:42,119
and see like me and Vinnie hanging out, or hear

2516
01:53:42,159 --> 01:53:44,359
me and Vinnie hanging out playing a game that I

2517
01:53:44,399 --> 01:53:46,399
talk about too much, but people here tune out when

2518
01:53:46,399 --> 01:53:49,279
I talk about it. Then come see what I'm raving about.

2519
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:52,880
We're aiming for mid February, mid to late February, we'll say.

2520
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:56,479
Once we get closer, we'll give final details so people know,

2521
01:53:57,520 --> 01:54:02,159
just especially with the subscription pricing now with Patreon, if

2522
01:54:02,159 --> 01:54:03,880
you want to like plan the data sign up before

2523
01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:06,880
it goes live, we'll be sure to publish that. But anyway,

2524
01:54:07,079 --> 01:54:09,000
onto emails. We have a shit ton of emails in

2525
01:54:09,039 --> 01:54:10,920
our inbox. Thank you everybody, keep those coming.

2526
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:13,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for doing that again.

2527
01:54:13,119 --> 01:54:15,399
Speaker 1: This firescape cast at gmail dot com. For any questions

2528
01:54:15,439 --> 01:54:20,640
you want read on the air, We've got several tonight

2529
01:54:20,680 --> 01:54:25,520
as usual, Dan, I think this one actually makes sense

2530
01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:27,760
for you to take from Wayne.

2531
01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:34,359
Speaker 4: I was muted, all right, from Wayne. I have to

2532
01:54:34,439 --> 01:54:36,960
assume the subject line was Macgrueber. Is that the case

2533
01:54:36,960 --> 01:54:38,079
because I don't see it in the body.

2534
01:54:38,079 --> 01:54:42,760
Speaker 2: Okay, that's so funny, But the body of the email

2535
01:54:42,880 --> 01:54:46,680
just what a great recommendation and movie, And Dan is like, well,

2536
01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:48,920
this is obviously macgober it has.

2537
01:54:48,760 --> 01:54:51,000
Speaker 3: To be ya Hey.

2538
01:54:51,039 --> 01:54:54,560
Speaker 4: After years of listening specifically to Dan throughout the years,

2539
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:58,119
I finally decided this past week to finally watch this movie.

2540
01:54:58,399 --> 01:55:01,119
I don't remember the last time I laughed so much

2541
01:55:01,159 --> 01:55:03,479
and so hard at a movie. So I'm wondering if

2542
01:55:03,520 --> 01:55:06,399
you all have more suggestions of movies like this, Wayne.

2543
01:55:06,279 --> 01:55:07,479
Speaker 3: I'm so glad to hear that.

2544
01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:09,520
Speaker 4: I think like people probably assume it's like a bit

2545
01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:11,840
because if I always bring it up, like no, it's

2546
01:55:11,920 --> 01:55:14,000
as legitimate as it gets. It's my favorite comedy of

2547
01:55:14,039 --> 01:55:16,079
all time by a long shot.

2548
01:55:16,279 --> 01:55:18,680
Speaker 1: Looks at it now and she she's got a pretty

2549
01:55:18,760 --> 01:55:23,079
like she she was laughing like I've never heard her

2550
01:55:23,119 --> 01:55:23,680
laugh that hard.

2551
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,399
Speaker 4: It's the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie. It's

2552
01:55:25,439 --> 01:55:28,439
the movie I've seen the most by far. Yeah, there's

2553
01:55:28,439 --> 01:55:29,920
a reason I talk about all the time. Wayne, I

2554
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:33,239
would say, I don't think there's any beating mcgroober, But

2555
01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:35,920
the first one that I think of is by a

2556
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:36,840
lot of the same people.

2557
01:55:37,439 --> 01:55:41,239
Speaker 2: Fortunately, you've peaked. There's nothing better than Kruber. Dan said, you.

2558
01:55:41,199 --> 01:55:42,800
Speaker 3: Can stop watching movies. You can't.

2559
01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:46,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're looking at like it says do you

2560
01:55:46,079 --> 01:55:48,640
have any more suggestions of movies like this because you

2561
01:55:48,680 --> 01:55:50,880
said that, Wayne, I would say pop Star because it's

2562
01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:52,000
like the Lonely Island guys.

2563
01:55:52,079 --> 01:55:53,039
Speaker 3: I think this is it.

2564
01:55:53,079 --> 01:55:58,279
Speaker 4: A Kiva might direct pop Star and Doorma Yorma directed mcgroober.

2565
01:55:58,479 --> 01:56:01,239
But it's definitely the like Lonely Island sensibilities and things

2566
01:56:01,279 --> 01:56:03,600
like that. Pop Stars obviously heavier in the like Samberg

2567
01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:05,560
type stuff where they brought it in Will Forte for

2568
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:10,079
uh mcgroover, But pop Star is insane, very funny.

2569
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:12,119
Speaker 3: It's I think pop Star.

2570
01:56:11,920 --> 01:56:14,399
Speaker 4: Won't age as well as mcgroober because pop Star does

2571
01:56:14,479 --> 01:56:17,720
rely on a bunch of you know, stars of the day.

2572
01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:19,680
When what was it like twenty twelve or twenty thirteen

2573
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:20,239
when it came out.

2574
01:56:20,279 --> 01:56:23,079
Speaker 3: Actually now that I thing. But I bet like Ditty's

2575
01:56:23,079 --> 01:56:23,319
in that.

2576
01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:25,560
Speaker 4: I bet it's like a lot of like oh it

2577
01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:28,319
was like mcgroober is pretty much just like holds up

2578
01:56:28,399 --> 01:56:31,640
extremely well. Pop Star is very funny. I know a

2579
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,720
lot of people would say hot Rod because again it's

2580
01:56:33,720 --> 01:56:35,640
that like Lonely Island style.

2581
01:56:35,920 --> 01:56:37,720
Speaker 3: I liked hot Rod. I only saw that one time.

2582
01:56:38,119 --> 01:56:40,800
Speaker 1: It's more so funny it is the rest of their

2583
01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:42,119
stuff Yeah.

2584
01:56:42,199 --> 01:56:44,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing's hit like mcgrober for me, But I would

2585
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:47,359
say pop Star if you're looking for like that vibe

2586
01:56:47,399 --> 01:56:48,319
of comedy.

2587
01:56:48,319 --> 01:56:52,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not the exact same kind of comedy,

2588
01:56:52,239 --> 01:56:54,800
but where you get in the sense that you get

2589
01:56:54,840 --> 01:56:58,800
a big cast of people that are all just like

2590
01:56:58,920 --> 01:57:01,840
in on it and going hard on the humor or

2591
01:57:01,880 --> 01:57:04,039
the specific kind of humor. If you haven't seen What

2592
01:57:04,119 --> 01:57:08,439
Hot American Summer, that is very dumb humor in many ways.

2593
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:12,439
I still think that What Hot American Summer is worth

2594
01:57:12,479 --> 01:57:15,119
watching today, and it's got you know, if you haven't seen,

2595
01:57:15,159 --> 01:57:20,479
it's Bradley Cooper, Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd, Michael Ian Black,

2596
01:57:22,119 --> 01:57:25,319
David Wayne directed it. But it's it's like The Role

2597
01:57:25,359 --> 01:57:28,119
Model's Crew back when I think they were still very funny.

2598
01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:30,680
Now there's the prequel and Squel series on Netflix, which

2599
01:57:30,680 --> 01:57:33,720
I actually find both very funny as well. But What

2600
01:57:33,760 --> 01:57:37,319
Hot American Summer has like a similar dumb humor, although

2601
01:57:37,399 --> 01:57:39,199
some of that that most of that humor is actually dumb.

2602
01:57:39,199 --> 01:57:43,359
Were mcgruber is like really intelligent jokes that are told

2603
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:44,560
in a dumb way.

2604
01:57:45,399 --> 01:57:49,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, mcgroober is simultaneously incredibly smart, incredibly stupid.

2605
01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:50,039
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2606
01:57:50,520 --> 01:57:51,039
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2607
01:57:51,079 --> 01:57:54,760
Speaker 2: Another person I would really recommend is Edgar Wright, who

2608
01:57:54,920 --> 01:57:58,960
is a filmmaker who makes a lot of spoof or

2609
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:02,199
like kind of joke style films that are just excellent,

2610
01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:05,880
most known for shan of the Dead, but the trilogy

2611
01:58:05,920 --> 01:58:08,439
of they're not in the same universe. It's the same

2612
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:11,399
character actors of like Shawna the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and

2613
01:58:11,479 --> 01:58:16,199
World's End are all excellent, very funny films and they're

2614
01:58:16,239 --> 01:58:19,000
just so well made. And I also think like Edgar

2615
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:23,359
Wright is brilliant for visual comedy, so he's not just

2616
01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:25,880
it's not just the jokes of the characters being idiots,

2617
01:58:25,920 --> 01:58:29,439
but it's like Edgar Wright is doing visual commentary that

2618
01:58:29,600 --> 01:58:33,720
is so enjoyable for comedy. And I just I really

2619
01:58:33,760 --> 01:58:36,319
recommend Edgar Wright for anyone who's like I just want

2620
01:58:36,319 --> 01:58:39,119
to laugh and watch stupid people be stupid. And it's

2621
01:58:39,159 --> 01:58:41,560
just like watch Shanna the Dead. It's a brilliant film.

2622
01:58:41,640 --> 01:58:43,880
But like, if you like that, you'll like Hot Fuzz.

2623
01:58:43,880 --> 01:58:45,920
And if you like Hot Fuzz, you'll like World's End.

2624
01:58:45,960 --> 01:58:47,800
Speaker 4: So that's World End I never saw, but I did

2625
01:58:47,840 --> 01:58:49,239
love Shanna the Dead Hot Fuzz.

2626
01:58:49,239 --> 01:58:50,000
Speaker 3: I've been meaning to watch.

2627
01:58:50,199 --> 01:58:52,039
Speaker 2: It's not as beloved, but it's so funny.

2628
01:58:52,039 --> 01:58:55,039
Speaker 1: It's like it's funny. I love Hot Fuzz. I think

2629
01:58:55,039 --> 01:58:57,159
Hot Fuzz is the funniest of those three. He also

2630
01:58:57,159 --> 01:58:59,520
did Baby Driver and then Being an Anya Teller Joy

2631
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:01,920
Last Night, soho, but which.

2632
01:59:01,680 --> 01:59:05,199
Speaker 2: Is total deviation. It's not very that one's not very funny, but.

2633
01:59:05,640 --> 01:59:09,920
Speaker 1: It is funny. World's End is like extremely profound and

2634
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:13,119
like a really well written story that caught me off

2635
01:59:13,119 --> 01:59:15,520
guard because again it is part of that trilogy. And

2636
01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:18,000
then you know, they all go back to their hometown

2637
01:59:18,119 --> 01:59:19,960
and there's the one guy who stayed there, and like

2638
01:59:20,000 --> 01:59:21,760
they're planning this pub crawl that they used to do

2639
01:59:21,760 --> 01:59:23,239
when they were younger, and it's a bunch of people

2640
01:59:23,239 --> 01:59:25,560
who've gotten older. I actually kind of I feel like

2641
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:27,119
it would hit me even harder if I watch it now,

2642
01:59:27,119 --> 01:59:29,920
because I haven't watched it in four years. World's End

2643
01:59:30,239 --> 01:59:31,840
was phenomenal. I gotta go back to that.

2644
01:59:32,239 --> 01:59:35,119
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I think that it's really I mean, Edgar

2645
01:59:35,159 --> 01:59:38,600
Wright is such a brilliant filmmaker of our time, and

2646
01:59:38,640 --> 01:59:41,640
I do I think that they are obviously appreciated, but

2647
01:59:41,680 --> 01:59:43,720
I think generally we just don't think of him when

2648
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:47,039
we think of like brilliant filmmakers. I think he's I

2649
01:59:47,039 --> 01:59:50,039
think he's genius, but maybe he does get the credit.

2650
01:59:50,159 --> 01:59:55,079
Speaker 1: I don't know now he's I think like I rewatched

2651
01:59:55,119 --> 01:59:57,399
Baby Driver recently, which is not as much of a comedy.

2652
01:59:57,439 --> 01:59:59,680
I like that a lot more. The second time I did,

2653
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:00,239
I did.

2654
02:00:00,279 --> 02:00:00,840
Speaker 3: Not like it.

2655
02:00:01,199 --> 02:00:04,279
Speaker 1: I rewatched it and holy Ship, like it's infectious the

2656
02:00:04,399 --> 02:00:05,800
energy to it, And now that I knew what I

2657
02:00:05,880 --> 02:00:07,479
was getting into, I was like, I'm just going to

2658
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:10,640
enjoy this on a visual purely visual and like musical

2659
02:00:10,680 --> 02:00:14,239
soundtrack sense. Kevin Spacey being in like a prominent role

2660
02:00:14,319 --> 02:00:17,359
is not super fun, but like it's a really well

2661
02:00:17,359 --> 02:00:17,800
made movie.

2662
02:00:17,840 --> 02:00:25,039
Speaker 2: Although John Ham's chastly. They just lived life.

2663
02:00:25,119 --> 02:00:29,239
Speaker 4: And speaking of that, I did look up the cameo

2664
02:00:29,359 --> 02:00:30,880
list on pop Star because I was like, what is

2665
02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:31,399
Diddy in that?

2666
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:33,880
Speaker 1: And no, what is that?

2667
02:00:37,319 --> 02:00:39,560
Speaker 3: Largely not canceled.

2668
02:00:39,640 --> 02:00:43,520
Speaker 4: It's like oh Big Boy and Nas and Questlove and

2669
02:00:43,640 --> 02:00:47,279
Seal and the Riza, Like, yeah, nobody canceled that.

2670
02:00:47,359 --> 02:00:52,560
Speaker 3: I see here, so don't uh that like.

2671
02:00:52,640 --> 02:00:55,039
Speaker 2: Twitter account or whatever is like did the Dog Die?

2672
02:00:55,119 --> 02:00:56,640
Speaker 3: Which, oh yeah, is Didy in?

2673
02:00:56,720 --> 02:00:58,039
Speaker 1: It is Diddy in?

2674
02:00:58,119 --> 02:00:59,199
Speaker 2: It is like the New one.

2675
02:00:59,399 --> 02:01:01,720
Speaker 1: There's like how to beat dot Com for video games.

2676
02:01:01,720 --> 02:01:03,439
That's how long till Diddy dot Com?

2677
02:01:04,079 --> 02:01:07,600
Speaker 3: Martin Sheen. Martin Sheen was in puff Star. I don't

2678
02:01:07,640 --> 02:01:09,600
know that at all. Change weird.

2679
02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:13,439
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good, good, good films.

2680
02:01:13,520 --> 02:01:15,039
Speaker 1: There you go. Well, thank you, Wayne.

2681
02:01:16,399 --> 02:01:19,880
Speaker 3: Ah Uh.

2682
02:01:21,439 --> 02:01:23,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll read this one. Actually, no, that doesn't make sense.

2683
02:01:25,039 --> 02:01:26,760
Speaker 2: You would be so good as like the host of

2684
02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:27,960
Hollywood Squares.

2685
02:01:30,600 --> 02:01:31,279
Speaker 1: I'll read this one.

2686
02:01:31,520 --> 02:01:33,560
Speaker 4: If Mike get the game show hosting gig before me,

2687
02:01:33,640 --> 02:01:34,439
I'm gonna be pissed.

2688
02:01:35,600 --> 02:01:43,640
Speaker 1: Who says, oh, I'm not. You make a good point, Oh, Dan,

2689
02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:48,680
I deserve everything that I ever wanted because so hard

2690
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:53,520
I need to be a I can beat punch out.

2691
02:01:53,680 --> 02:01:55,960
Speaker 2: So if anyone gets as a job, it's me.

2692
02:01:57,359 --> 02:02:02,079
Speaker 1: I have fancy Vinyl floors, so I need to They're blessing.

2693
02:02:03,960 --> 02:02:07,520
We know. I'm owed everything.

2694
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:14,079
Speaker 3: That's my catchphrase. I'm O everything, all right, High Fire

2695
02:02:14,159 --> 02:02:14,640
Escape Crew.

2696
02:02:15,079 --> 02:02:18,239
Speaker 1: Uhar, I'm not sure if I'm I'm not completely sure

2697
02:02:18,239 --> 02:02:21,119
if I'm pronouncing that. Apologies if I am. Butazar from

2698
02:02:21,159 --> 02:02:24,159
Scotland here just riding in to say that you auto

2699
02:02:24,319 --> 02:02:26,920
ride slash follow in Red Dead two when you switch

2700
02:02:26,960 --> 02:02:29,560
to the cinematic camera. This should also work when you

2701
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:31,239
have a waypoint marker on the map. It's been a

2702
02:02:31,239 --> 02:02:34,399
while since I touched it, but I'm pretty sure it's there.

2703
02:02:34,399 --> 02:02:36,279
It makes the ridy talking bit's a bit more cinematic

2704
02:02:36,319 --> 02:02:38,359
and gives your hand arrest. Also, if you just hold

2705
02:02:38,399 --> 02:02:40,800
the sprint button when riding, not mashing, your horse will

2706
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:44,079
evade trees and rocks. My question is, what is a

2707
02:02:44,239 --> 02:02:47,439
setting slash feature in a game that when someone told

2708
02:02:47,479 --> 02:02:52,760
you about it, made you play that game differently. It

2709
02:02:52,840 --> 02:02:54,960
didn't change my opinion of the game. I always loved

2710
02:02:55,079 --> 02:03:00,560
Returnal Jacob Geller someone told him about this mechanic and

2711
02:03:00,640 --> 02:03:04,600
he tweeted about it. There's an always sprint function in

2712
02:03:04,680 --> 02:03:07,560
that game where you don't ever walk because you don't

2713
02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:11,039
ever need to walk in that game, really yeah, and

2714
02:03:11,199 --> 02:03:14,880
you just anytime you move the ole stiction Selene sprints

2715
02:03:15,359 --> 02:03:18,439
And I was like, why it didn't necessarily, I just

2716
02:03:18,520 --> 02:03:20,439
didn't know it was there. It didn't make me play

2717
02:03:20,479 --> 02:03:22,039
the game differently. So it's not the best answer, but

2718
02:03:22,119 --> 02:03:28,239
that is a specific mechanic that happened semi recently. Outside

2719
02:03:28,279 --> 02:03:30,159
of that, though, I'm trying to think of something where

2720
02:03:30,359 --> 02:03:34,399
I either didn't know, like, holy shit, I played that

2721
02:03:34,439 --> 02:03:35,840
whole game, didn't realize that was a thing.

2722
02:03:37,279 --> 02:03:39,520
Speaker 3: I definitely had this a lot where it's like, oh,

2723
02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:40,479
make sure you turn on.

2724
02:03:40,600 --> 02:03:44,680
Speaker 1: This, Yeah right now, we can also come back.

2725
02:03:44,720 --> 02:03:45,119
Speaker 2: It's nice.

2726
02:03:47,680 --> 02:03:49,520
Speaker 1: Was stopping you from reading it? I worked on the

2727
02:03:49,560 --> 02:03:52,000
stock at noon today. You could have read it at

2728
02:03:52,000 --> 02:03:52,479
any point.

2729
02:03:53,079 --> 02:03:54,600
Speaker 2: Isn't that during work hours?

2730
02:03:54,680 --> 02:03:55,000
Speaker 4: Michael?

2731
02:03:55,199 --> 02:04:00,720
Speaker 1: It was, I swear to god, I was looking at

2732
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:04,039
I was. I was writing too. We can come back

2733
02:04:04,079 --> 02:04:07,159
to it if we're on the spot, which is, we'll

2734
02:04:07,199 --> 02:04:09,680
come back to it, saysar. We will be back. So

2735
02:04:09,880 --> 02:04:13,159
just keep put that. Put that back in your noggin. Mary,

2736
02:04:13,199 --> 02:04:15,039
do you want to read this one from Marcel from

2737
02:04:15,079 --> 02:04:15,800
the Netherlands?

2738
02:04:16,319 --> 02:04:20,760
Speaker 2: Sure? Hi there. Thank you for your bi weekly escapades

2739
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:26,000
and escapism. You're welcome. Mike's raving review of the entirety

2740
02:04:26,159 --> 02:04:28,920
of what we do in the Shadows prompted me to

2741
02:04:29,079 --> 02:04:32,159
finally write in and ask a question I find. I

2742
02:04:32,279 --> 02:04:36,199
recently bought new headphones, specifically because of one of the

2743
02:04:36,319 --> 02:04:40,239
voice options has Matt Barry shouting noise canceling and.

2744
02:04:40,680 --> 02:04:42,159
Speaker 3: Power on HAU.

2745
02:04:43,560 --> 02:04:46,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good. He always has an inflection at

2746
02:04:46,239 --> 02:04:49,960
the end right, that's like his thing. Yeah, at the

2747
02:04:50,000 --> 02:04:52,520
press of a button. That alone was enough for me

2748
02:04:52,640 --> 02:04:55,000
to spend a couple of one hundred euros, even though

2749
02:04:55,039 --> 02:04:58,079
I already own a pair of headphones that are arguably better.

2750
02:04:58,439 --> 02:05:02,039
Was it worth it? Probably not? That I am happy, nonetheless,

2751
02:05:02,399 --> 02:05:05,039
so I'm wondering, what's the stupid thing you bought on

2752
02:05:05,159 --> 02:05:08,640
impulse which brings you joy to this day? Marcel from

2753
02:05:08,680 --> 02:05:10,279
the Netherlands, it's a good question.

2754
02:05:11,439 --> 02:05:17,159
Speaker 1: I feel like Dan's entire every.

2755
02:05:17,119 --> 02:05:21,520
Speaker 2: Everything that Dan owns it is stupid, ship provides joy.

2756
02:05:22,159 --> 02:05:24,640
Why don't you pick anything? Do you pick the closest

2757
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:27,560
thing that's in your arms distance?

2758
02:05:29,720 --> 02:05:31,760
Speaker 3: There's just no this is all adult, normal stuff.

2759
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:36,640
Speaker 2: I what is that?

2760
02:05:37,560 --> 02:05:40,680
Speaker 4: It's an anti static wristband? Because it's shocking myself on

2761
02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:41,319
my treadmill.

2762
02:05:41,640 --> 02:05:44,000
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Oh does it have the metal where you can

2763
02:05:44,039 --> 02:05:45,359
hold it for your heart rate?

2764
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:47,880
Speaker 3: I don't know how to make it work, but yeah.

2765
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:54,279
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha, that's useful. I don't have any like Macaroni sweatshirts.

2766
02:05:54,319 --> 02:05:55,319
I know you didn't buy those.

2767
02:05:56,119 --> 02:05:59,439
Speaker 4: I mean my xbox here is Bojangles branded, but yeah,

2768
02:05:59,479 --> 02:06:01,399
you didn't buy that. It's got to be an impulse

2769
02:06:01,520 --> 02:06:03,920
buy a lot of stupid stuff.

2770
02:06:04,840 --> 02:06:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I so much stupid stuff. Name anything that you own.

2771
02:06:09,600 --> 02:06:10,960
This shouldn't be that complicated.

2772
02:06:11,399 --> 02:06:14,960
Speaker 4: I got that Kwan Chi framed photo, but that was

2773
02:06:15,319 --> 02:06:17,199
Walgreens had a free eight by ten print out.

2774
02:06:17,680 --> 02:06:22,199
Speaker 1: Oh actually, I have perfect one. Amanda and I were

2775
02:06:22,319 --> 02:06:25,039
up in Syracuse seeing my family, and I forget why.

2776
02:06:25,239 --> 02:06:27,640
I think Amanda may have been just starting to get

2777
02:06:27,760 --> 02:06:29,720
sick because we were around eleven kids for the whole

2778
02:06:29,720 --> 02:06:34,039
weekend and we were at the train stations. Yeah, we're

2779
02:06:34,079 --> 02:06:36,199
at the train station in Syracuse, and she was just

2780
02:06:36,319 --> 02:06:38,000
not in a great mood because she wasn't feeling well.

2781
02:06:38,079 --> 02:06:41,359
We were at a train station in Syracuse, so I

2782
02:06:41,439 --> 02:06:42,600
was like, all right, I'll be here back. I'm gonna

2783
02:06:42,600 --> 02:06:45,439
go get us dunk Donuts across the platform. So I

2784
02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:47,720
go over there and there's this if you've been to

2785
02:06:48,039 --> 02:06:50,199
to this train station, anybody from up there, there's this

2786
02:06:50,359 --> 02:06:56,119
gift shop that's just the most insane room anywhere in

2787
02:06:56,159 --> 02:06:59,279
the world, full of imagine like a gift shop in

2788
02:06:59,439 --> 02:07:01,079
Midtown and New York with all the I love New

2789
02:07:01,159 --> 02:07:04,279
York hats, but also meets like there are bags of

2790
02:07:04,359 --> 02:07:08,520
caramel corn randomly hanging between all the hats. So I

2791
02:07:08,800 --> 02:07:13,399
just bought this flat brim baseball cap, all black, green brim,

2792
02:07:13,479 --> 02:07:16,319
and it just says Jamaica across it. And I came

2793
02:07:16,399 --> 02:07:18,760
back to Amanda on the other side of platform wearing

2794
02:07:18,840 --> 02:07:21,199
the hat, just to make her laugh. And now it

2795
02:07:21,319 --> 02:07:23,239
still hangs prominently in my closet and I.

2796
02:07:23,279 --> 02:07:23,760
Speaker 3: Still see it.

2797
02:07:24,119 --> 02:07:24,800
Speaker 2: That's beautiful.

2798
02:07:24,880 --> 02:07:26,039
Speaker 1: It wasn't an expensive thing.

2799
02:07:26,439 --> 02:07:31,119
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's like it's just a silly item that brings

2800
02:07:31,199 --> 02:07:34,039
you joy and that's its only purpose, and that's what

2801
02:07:34,199 --> 02:07:36,720
sometimes items are. I actually think we should normalize the

2802
02:07:36,760 --> 02:07:40,920
idea that you can buy something that isn't important and

2803
02:07:41,159 --> 02:07:44,079
it's not expensive, but it was something that it brought

2804
02:07:44,119 --> 02:07:47,039
you some joy. I like a state sailing. That's actually

2805
02:07:47,079 --> 02:07:51,079
something I intended doing as like a hobby. And I

2806
02:07:51,279 --> 02:07:54,239
often find myself searching for estate sales on like a

2807
02:07:54,319 --> 02:08:00,239
Saturday or Sunday morning, and I'll drive to a couple

2808
02:08:00,319 --> 02:08:01,920
of them and just see what kind of crap I

2809
02:08:02,000 --> 02:08:03,960
can find. And it's really fun when I find something

2810
02:08:04,079 --> 02:08:06,920
silly and stupid. I've been on a frog kick recently,

2811
02:08:07,399 --> 02:08:12,760
so I bought a frog container. It's got like twenty

2812
02:08:12,920 --> 02:08:14,840
frogs that are all just looking up and it looks

2813
02:08:14,840 --> 02:08:15,479
like they're praying.

2814
02:08:16,039 --> 02:08:16,479
Speaker 3: I bought it.

2815
02:08:16,880 --> 02:08:18,800
Speaker 2: I got that in my house now. But one of

2816
02:08:18,840 --> 02:08:20,920
my recent finds that brings me a lot of joy

2817
02:08:21,199 --> 02:08:22,920
is I went to a person's house that was obviously

2818
02:08:22,960 --> 02:08:24,840
like really into cats. I love that at stay sales,

2819
02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:26,479
you'll be like, this guy was a giraffe guy, because

2820
02:08:26,600 --> 02:08:29,359
everything's a fucking giraffe. This person was a cat person

2821
02:08:30,239 --> 02:08:36,279
and their backyard was nothing but cat planters cat They

2822
02:08:36,439 --> 02:08:39,880
like shaved their bushes to look like cats. It's crazy.

2823
02:08:40,239 --> 02:08:45,399
And they had a giant concrete cat statue that kind

2824
02:08:45,399 --> 02:08:48,439
of looks like a zen garden but it's just a round,

2825
02:08:49,439 --> 02:08:52,760
fat cat. And I was like, I gotta have it.

2826
02:08:53,239 --> 02:08:56,079
But it's like concrete and it's pretty big, and so

2827
02:08:56,159 --> 02:08:59,520
I was a little nervous that, like when I would

2828
02:08:59,520 --> 02:09:01,079
go to the there wasn't a price on it. So

2829
02:09:01,159 --> 02:09:02,359
I like went up to the guy and I was like,

2830
02:09:02,960 --> 02:09:05,560
it's a how you had this concrete cat. It has

2831
02:09:05,600 --> 02:09:08,279
a couple of chips in it. What do you want

2832
02:09:08,359 --> 02:09:09,840
for it? And I was thinking to myself, this guy's

2833
02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:14,039
gonna be like minimum, like one hundred dollars just concrete cat.

2834
02:09:14,399 --> 02:09:18,239
And he was like, would you do twenty?

2835
02:09:18,399 --> 02:09:18,960
Speaker 1: And I was like.

2836
02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there I am dragging this car. It's as

2837
02:09:24,680 --> 02:09:27,479
big as Pikachu behind me. It's like it's up to

2838
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:33,279
my fucking thigh. I'm dragging this concrete cat car. I

2839
02:09:33,439 --> 02:09:35,439
needed help. I had to get help from the other

2840
02:09:35,560 --> 02:09:38,520
people who like run the estate sale. I buckled it

2841
02:09:38,560 --> 02:09:41,199
into my back seat like a baby, took it home,

2842
02:09:41,439 --> 02:09:45,359
and I put it in my backyard. It's it's coveted

2843
02:09:45,520 --> 02:09:48,119
in my backyard. I absolutely love looking at it. Every

2844
02:09:48,159 --> 02:09:50,640
time I look in my backyard, I see this giant

2845
02:09:51,079 --> 02:09:55,159
concrete zen cat statue. And I laughed to myself that

2846
02:09:55,279 --> 02:10:00,039
I acquired such a stupid item. Me joy, I've I

2847
02:10:00,039 --> 02:10:02,199
think I bought it before.

2848
02:10:04,239 --> 02:10:08,479
Speaker 3: The Game Awards, so probably I was gonna say, I

2849
02:10:08,560 --> 02:10:10,840
feel like me, oh yeah, that sounds great.

2850
02:10:10,880 --> 02:10:14,399
Speaker 2: I would have brought everybody in come look, come look

2851
02:10:14,439 --> 02:10:16,319
in my cat sastue. I know I bought it at

2852
02:10:16,359 --> 02:10:19,600
the Game Awards because it's the same estate sale, literally

2853
02:10:19,680 --> 02:10:24,119
the same house that I also found a velvet black dress.

2854
02:10:24,319 --> 02:10:26,439
And I remember saying to myself, that's so pretty, but

2855
02:10:26,520 --> 02:10:29,119
there's no way that's gonna fit me. Well, I'm gonna

2856
02:10:29,119 --> 02:10:30,960
try it on and I went to this dead lady's

2857
02:10:31,000 --> 02:10:32,720
house and I tried on this black dress.

2858
02:10:32,760 --> 02:10:33,159
Speaker 3: It's true.

2859
02:10:33,239 --> 02:10:35,680
Speaker 2: Her name was Susan. They told me all about her,

2860
02:10:36,079 --> 02:10:38,079
and this dress fit me like a glove.

2861
02:10:38,279 --> 02:10:38,680
Speaker 1: She died.

2862
02:10:38,680 --> 02:10:41,720
Speaker 2: I bought it, she died. I took it right off

2863
02:10:41,760 --> 02:10:45,560
her bones. I paid this man twenty dollars for this beautiful,

2864
02:10:45,920 --> 02:10:48,640
uh vintage black velvet gown, and I wore it to

2865
02:10:48,680 --> 02:10:51,079
the Game Awards and you guys all hugged me in it.

2866
02:10:51,640 --> 02:10:57,039
That is Susan's dress, Susan. Sure, yeah, there's no question.

2867
02:10:57,279 --> 02:11:00,239
I mean that dress had been lived in it some

2868
02:11:00,840 --> 02:11:04,359
and add somewhere and tear. But I love old people's stuff.

2869
02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:07,279
I love things that have been worn and lived in

2870
02:11:07,479 --> 02:11:11,560
and loved. And I really enjoy estate sales shopping because

2871
02:11:11,560 --> 02:11:14,119
it's not actually about like acquiring something I really need.

2872
02:11:14,239 --> 02:11:16,640
It's not like finding the perfect cable or something. It's

2873
02:11:16,720 --> 02:11:20,119
really about walking through somebody's life and being like, that's

2874
02:11:20,159 --> 02:11:23,359
actually such a fucking sick statue. I love that they

2875
02:11:23,479 --> 02:11:25,119
had that. How much do you want for it? As

2876
02:11:25,159 --> 02:11:26,760
long as they're not trying to gouge me, I'm like,

2877
02:11:26,880 --> 02:11:28,520
I will take that home and I will put that

2878
02:11:28,640 --> 02:11:30,399
in my house, and my house is filled with shit like.

2879
02:11:30,439 --> 02:11:32,560
Speaker 4: That, And even if you don't buy anything, it's just

2880
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:34,760
like an interesting just like, oh, who was this person?

2881
02:11:35,039 --> 02:11:35,199
Speaker 1: You know?

2882
02:11:35,439 --> 02:11:38,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, what were they doing? Why were they so into giraffes?

2883
02:11:38,520 --> 02:11:41,039
I did go to an Estates tale where everything was

2884
02:11:41,119 --> 02:11:43,560
a giraffe, and it was just so obvious that everyone

2885
02:11:43,640 --> 02:11:46,199
was like, what do we get them? They're fucking one

2886
02:11:46,279 --> 02:11:48,079
hundred years old. I don't know what to buy them,

2887
02:11:48,119 --> 02:11:49,720
and it's like, well, they're really into giraffes, and so

2888
02:11:49,800 --> 02:11:52,079
they just had every everything was a giraffe. It was

2889
02:11:52,199 --> 02:11:54,520
really I think that shit is so fun.

2890
02:11:54,720 --> 02:11:56,359
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I actually I have something perfect.

2891
02:11:56,359 --> 02:11:59,479
Speaker 3: I'll bear back, uh, Mary while he's getting that.

2892
02:12:00,520 --> 02:12:03,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, you asked me to just grab the thing closest

2893
02:12:03,319 --> 02:12:05,079
to me and it would be something stupid. I was

2894
02:12:05,119 --> 02:12:07,239
looking around and I didn't initially see it because it's

2895
02:12:07,239 --> 02:12:09,520
the same color as my desk. But this just came

2896
02:12:09,600 --> 02:12:12,680
in the mail a couple of days ago. For those

2897
02:12:12,720 --> 02:12:16,479
who are not watching the video, it looks like a watch, right, yeah.

2898
02:12:16,600 --> 02:12:16,960
Speaker 3: Like a watch.

2899
02:12:17,239 --> 02:12:22,239
Speaker 4: Now, this is the Pavlov shock clock, which Mary, can

2900
02:12:22,279 --> 02:12:23,840
you describe what you see on the backside of this

2901
02:12:24,000 --> 02:12:24,840
risk of par two.

2902
02:12:24,760 --> 02:12:27,359
Speaker 2: Little metal bubbles on the back of this watch.

2903
02:12:27,800 --> 02:12:30,079
Speaker 4: It is a thing that you put on and you

2904
02:12:30,279 --> 02:12:33,319
fall asleep to it, and you set your alarm, and

2905
02:12:33,479 --> 02:12:35,840
you can set the intensity, and you can set some

2906
02:12:35,920 --> 02:12:36,680
really crazy shit.

2907
02:12:36,680 --> 02:12:37,600
Speaker 3: It electrocutes you.

2908
02:12:39,359 --> 02:12:41,279
Speaker 2: One shot collar to wake up too.

2909
02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:44,359
Speaker 4: Yes, and you can also set things to where it

2910
02:12:44,399 --> 02:12:46,520
will not stop shocking you. In fact, you can set

2911
02:12:46,560 --> 02:12:50,680
it to increase in intensity until you you can turn

2912
02:12:50,760 --> 02:12:53,000
one or multiple of these on. Where you have to

2913
02:12:53,119 --> 02:12:55,880
solve a puzzle, you have to print it. Like I

2914
02:12:55,920 --> 02:12:58,159
could print out a QR code and put it down

2915
02:12:58,199 --> 02:13:00,479
in my basement and I won't stop going to electrocuta

2916
02:13:00,560 --> 02:13:02,439
until I run down and scan it. You can make

2917
02:13:02,439 --> 02:13:04,640
it so you have to do jumping jacks, you know,

2918
02:13:04,800 --> 02:13:06,399
like a certain amount, Like I'm not going to stop

2919
02:13:06,439 --> 02:13:09,479
getting electrocuted until i do fifty jumping jacks, run downstairs

2920
02:13:09,520 --> 02:13:10,439
and scanning QR.

2921
02:13:10,319 --> 02:13:11,960
Speaker 3: Code and solve this puzzle.

2922
02:13:12,199 --> 02:13:13,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you just.

2923
02:13:15,960 --> 02:13:17,880
Speaker 3: It's a sex thing about Like all right.

2924
02:13:18,079 --> 02:13:21,199
Speaker 2: Lets be real here. There are so many different knobs

2925
02:13:21,239 --> 02:13:24,199
and nodules on that thing. There's no way someone hasn't

2926
02:13:24,239 --> 02:13:25,680
put that on their butthole before.

2927
02:13:26,359 --> 02:13:27,439
Speaker 3: Somebody probably has.

2928
02:13:28,640 --> 02:13:32,680
Speaker 1: Why don't you just do jumping jacks?

2929
02:13:33,439 --> 02:13:37,000
Speaker 4: Well, because I think the incentive is I'm getting electrocuted

2930
02:13:37,039 --> 02:13:38,239
and I would like this to stop.

2931
02:13:38,640 --> 02:13:41,760
Speaker 2: It's for people who were like, I don't like it,

2932
02:13:42,079 --> 02:13:44,279
but I am gonna put it on again tonight.

2933
02:13:45,000 --> 02:13:48,479
Speaker 4: No, this is the reason this was recommended to me

2934
02:13:48,680 --> 02:13:50,359
is because I used to taser myself.

2935
02:13:50,800 --> 02:13:52,600
Speaker 1: Dann, it's it's me and Mary. You can tell us

2936
02:13:52,640 --> 02:13:53,680
it's a sexual thing.

2937
02:13:53,920 --> 02:13:56,000
Speaker 3: I don't have an electrocution.

2938
02:13:55,560 --> 02:13:59,000
Speaker 2: Fast horny sleep watch I've ever seen.

2939
02:14:00,119 --> 02:14:03,680
Speaker 3: I have never been electrocuted and gotten an erection.

2940
02:14:05,199 --> 02:14:07,199
Speaker 2: Does it have on it? How tight can you?

2941
02:14:08,439 --> 02:14:12,279
Speaker 1: I mean, next time we're at the house for Game

2942
02:14:12,319 --> 02:14:13,720
of the Year, we're gonna be in the other room

2943
02:14:13,760 --> 02:14:16,319
and here Dan wake up with the shock and then

2944
02:14:16,439 --> 02:14:21,600
just coming the whole way downstairs. I brought some stuff.

2945
02:14:22,319 --> 02:14:25,199
I have a lot of bar I have a lot

2946
02:14:25,239 --> 02:14:27,840
of bar wear that's not necessary that I picked up.

2947
02:14:29,560 --> 02:14:32,439
There's a like whenever we go to Cape Cod there

2948
02:14:32,479 --> 02:14:35,880
are stores. There's a kitchen store called Atlantic Spice that

2949
02:14:36,079 --> 02:14:38,039
is impossible not to get stuff. I have a fish

2950
02:14:38,119 --> 02:14:42,279
shaped wine opener. It's pretty good. I also have a

2951
02:14:42,680 --> 02:14:46,640
half naked golden Mermaid bottle cap opener. I also, I

2952
02:14:46,720 --> 02:14:50,279
got this in Hawaii. It's a statue bottle opener. And

2953
02:14:50,359 --> 02:14:51,960
then this is one of my favorites. I got this

2954
02:14:52,119 --> 02:14:54,720
at the airport in San Juan. It's a Puerto Rican

2955
02:14:55,159 --> 02:14:57,760
it's just it says Puerto Rico and it's turtles flask.

2956
02:14:58,039 --> 02:15:00,239
But it's that cheap stuff that peels off. And this

2957
02:15:00,359 --> 02:15:02,119
is my favorite. I didn't buy this. This is actually

2958
02:15:02,279 --> 02:15:04,840
a gift from a friend who had gone to a

2959
02:15:04,920 --> 02:15:06,000
Ruba with his wife.

2960
02:15:06,760 --> 02:15:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go, show it up.

2961
02:15:10,119 --> 02:15:12,520
Speaker 1: It's a cooozy on one side, just as a Ruba

2962
02:15:12,600 --> 02:15:17,600
and really elegant, sophisticated letters. I got turn Around, Gin

2963
02:15:17,720 --> 02:15:19,600
and hot women, Nothing else matters.

2964
02:15:21,479 --> 02:15:23,199
Speaker 3: That's what that Metallica songs about.

2965
02:15:23,319 --> 02:15:26,279
Speaker 1: And it just shows, it just shows giblets. Gin.

2966
02:15:27,279 --> 02:15:30,079
Speaker 2: This bad boy has been shown off before the.

2967
02:15:30,119 --> 02:15:33,600
Speaker 3: Most two dead or alive beach volleyball model.

2968
02:15:33,880 --> 02:15:36,840
Speaker 1: And she's yeah, she's the most like late nineties porn

2969
02:15:38,199 --> 02:15:44,359
type nothing else matter song or tell me yeah, oh yeah,

2970
02:15:45,159 --> 02:15:51,039
you can barely even see it, Gin, and this barely

2971
02:15:51,119 --> 02:15:51,520
fits me.

2972
02:15:52,119 --> 02:15:54,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's like three inches deep.

2973
02:15:56,199 --> 02:15:58,119
Speaker 1: I know, I have to really it.

2974
02:15:58,359 --> 02:16:01,479
Speaker 3: It's like super It's like a boorscrition.

2975
02:16:01,239 --> 02:16:03,520
Speaker 2: Yet all his points into girth.

2976
02:16:04,000 --> 02:16:07,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, credit with the circumference is crazy.

2977
02:16:09,479 --> 02:16:13,640
Speaker 1: It's like a frisbee down there. Well, thank you, Okay,

2978
02:16:13,760 --> 02:16:14,199
that would be.

2979
02:16:15,720 --> 02:16:19,359
Speaker 4: For both parties involved, unless you crazy if you found

2980
02:16:19,359 --> 02:16:20,279
the right match for that.

2981
02:16:20,520 --> 02:16:23,960
Speaker 1: Unless you got that deep dish pussy for the frisbee assertion.

2982
02:16:24,479 --> 02:16:27,279
Speaker 3: It's not deep at all. Shallow and why.

2983
02:16:27,840 --> 02:16:29,239
Speaker 2: Shallow puddle puss.

2984
02:16:30,720 --> 02:16:34,559
Speaker 3: Shadow shallow puddlestick dot com.

2985
02:16:34,799 --> 02:16:37,159
Speaker 1: Don't buy the I don't think I like any of

2986
02:16:37,200 --> 02:16:37,920
this that we're saying.

2987
02:16:38,559 --> 02:16:39,840
Speaker 3: We've got deep dish pussy.

2988
02:16:40,280 --> 02:16:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just need frisbee dick now associated frisbee dick

2989
02:16:45,079 --> 02:16:47,879
dot eed U is gonna get snatched up if we

2990
02:16:47,920 --> 02:16:55,239
don't act quickly. Uh previous question. Anything come to mind

2991
02:16:55,360 --> 02:16:59,680
in a game that's someone has told you to to do?

2992
02:17:00,239 --> 02:17:00,600
Change that.

2993
02:17:01,559 --> 02:17:01,879
Speaker 3: I don't go.

2994
02:17:02,040 --> 02:17:03,520
Speaker 2: I don't think this is a good example, but I'm

2995
02:17:03,559 --> 02:17:06,360
gonna buy time with it because it was very controversial.

2996
02:17:07,120 --> 02:17:08,639
There was a game that came out when I was

2997
02:17:08,680 --> 02:17:11,200
working at game Spot called Everyone's Gone to the Wraption.

2998
02:17:11,399 --> 02:17:14,680
Speaker 1: Yes this, yeah totally, and it actually.

2999
02:17:14,799 --> 02:17:18,319
Speaker 2: Was like kind of universally. It was reviewed a bit

3000
02:17:18,440 --> 02:17:21,879
poorly because even though it has a really interesting story

3001
02:17:22,120 --> 02:17:24,959
and it's that's pretty much it's only thing like it's

3002
02:17:25,000 --> 02:17:28,760
telling quite a good tale. It's all about walking. It's

3003
02:17:28,799 --> 02:17:30,719
a walk sim as we used to call them back then,

3004
02:17:30,799 --> 02:17:32,520
and it's just like you just walk to these areas.

3005
02:17:32,559 --> 02:17:34,159
It took so long for you to be able to

3006
02:17:34,200 --> 02:17:37,799
get there. And then one day post our review going up,

3007
02:17:37,840 --> 02:17:39,639
I'm pretty sure you can correct me if I'm wrong,

3008
02:17:39,639 --> 02:17:41,159
but I'm pretty siu. It was like after our review

3009
02:17:41,280 --> 02:17:43,079
end up saying like, we have a problem with this.

3010
02:17:43,920 --> 02:17:45,479
Speaker 1: It was it was a nine out of ten, but

3011
02:17:45,760 --> 02:17:49,159
the reviewer also called out that you walk very slowly.

3012
02:17:49,760 --> 02:17:52,159
Speaker 2: Correct It's just like it took you a long time

3013
02:17:52,239 --> 02:17:53,959
to walk from point A to point B, and that's

3014
02:17:54,000 --> 02:17:55,280
the whole fucking point of the game. So it's just

3015
02:17:55,360 --> 02:17:59,559
really annoying. It was learned that if you hold a

3016
02:18:00,559 --> 02:18:03,879
you start walking, but over time you would get a

3017
02:18:04,040 --> 02:18:07,840
light jog, which in that game was a massive change

3018
02:18:07,959 --> 02:18:10,239
to whether or not it was like a bit of

3019
02:18:10,360 --> 02:18:13,239
a problem. I don't know if it like fundamentally changed

3020
02:18:13,239 --> 02:18:14,559
the way you play it. You still had to do

3021
02:18:14,639 --> 02:18:17,079
the exact same bullshit, but all of a sudden it

3022
02:18:17,200 --> 02:18:19,879
was like, thank you for like doing this. What I

3023
02:18:20,079 --> 02:18:23,200
never really learned was did they add that in and

3024
02:18:23,280 --> 02:18:26,120
then just say, oh, you needed to hold it down that.

3025
02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:31,280
Speaker 1: Saying it was in a review guide, but people just

3026
02:18:31,319 --> 02:18:32,239
didn't read the whole thing.

3027
02:18:32,760 --> 02:18:34,479
Speaker 2: You just didn't read it. Yeah, that was a big

3028
02:18:34,520 --> 02:18:35,319
one in my day.

3029
02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:38,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, for this question. Also, I think like the entirety

3030
02:18:38,520 --> 02:18:40,399
of I still hear things about like Breath the Wild

3031
02:18:40,399 --> 02:18:42,239
and Tears the Kingdom. I did not know you could do,

3032
02:18:44,319 --> 02:18:47,799
Like what was it when people started building like using

3033
02:18:47,959 --> 02:18:53,040
the pent up potential energy from freeze to then catapult

3034
02:18:53,280 --> 02:18:55,840
bombs with you standing on them.

3035
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:58,680
Speaker 4: Across There's all those like speed run tricks that like

3036
02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:00,840
Breadth the Wild and subhad. It's like, oh, chop down

3037
02:19:00,879 --> 02:19:02,920
a tree in the new Stasis and build up the

3038
02:19:03,120 --> 02:19:05,200
Yeah yeah, and you just fly across the map.

3039
02:19:05,879 --> 02:19:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know, I don't know if that

3040
02:19:09,920 --> 02:19:11,959
counts really because like I think those were all just

3041
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:15,360
more like someone messing with the immersive sim elements of

3042
02:19:15,440 --> 02:19:16,799
it there just wanted me to.

3043
02:19:16,879 --> 02:19:19,200
Speaker 2: Like break the game is a big game changer right

3044
02:19:19,239 --> 02:19:21,520
where you're just like, oh, I actually can just wreck

3045
02:19:21,600 --> 02:19:24,600
this thing and like evolve. It was really cool to learn.

3046
02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:26,520
So yeah, I think Zelda is a great one for that.

3047
02:19:27,680 --> 02:19:29,760
Speaker 3: There's obvious stuff like in Mario Party.

3048
02:19:29,799 --> 02:19:32,680
Speaker 4: I always message speed fast and save after every turn,

3049
02:19:32,760 --> 02:19:35,159
so some bullshit happens or someone resets it or something,

3050
02:19:35,479 --> 02:19:37,639
it's saved. And also I don't want to hear the

3051
02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:40,920
fucking shop Koopa talk for twenty minutes every time I

3052
02:19:41,000 --> 02:19:41,399
passed there.

3053
02:19:42,399 --> 02:19:46,399
Speaker 1: I uh I. This is also a bit different. But

3054
02:19:47,239 --> 02:19:49,479
once I got the all Guns sheet and Golden Eye,

3055
02:19:50,559 --> 02:19:56,040
I discovered that we were basically playing a Horde mode

3056
02:19:56,280 --> 02:19:59,920
before it had been technically invented on the facility level

3057
02:20:00,159 --> 02:20:02,920
second mission in Golden Eye, once the alarm goes off, yeah,

3058
02:20:02,959 --> 02:20:05,280
if you kill Trevellian, But as long as you don't

3059
02:20:05,319 --> 02:20:10,600
blow up the gas tanks, the only thing ending the

3060
02:20:10,680 --> 02:20:12,639
mission is you going through that last door.

3061
02:20:12,959 --> 02:20:13,120
Speaker 3: Yep.

3062
02:20:13,760 --> 02:20:15,200
Speaker 1: If you go through the door without blowing out the

3063
02:20:15,239 --> 02:20:16,959
gas tanks, you fail the mission. But of course if

3064
02:20:17,000 --> 02:20:19,440
you don't blow up the gas tanks, you're not gonna suffocate.

3065
02:20:20,319 --> 02:20:23,600
There's a whole room up above you. There's endless enemy

3066
02:20:23,600 --> 02:20:25,280
soldiers just keep coming into that room. So once I

3067
02:20:25,319 --> 02:20:27,280
had all Guns on, I would just do like a

3068
02:20:27,559 --> 02:20:29,600
treat that like a Horde mode before it was actually

3069
02:20:29,959 --> 02:20:31,760
the thing in Gears of War or anything.

3070
02:20:31,520 --> 02:20:34,319
Speaker 4: Like that that also had like little easter egg things,

3071
02:20:34,360 --> 02:20:36,120
where as soon as I realized you could detonate the

3072
02:20:36,159 --> 02:20:38,760
remote bombs by hitting A and B together instead of

3073
02:20:38,840 --> 02:20:41,360
like cycling to your watch and hitting it that way,

3074
02:20:41,360 --> 02:20:43,360
you could throw a remote mind and while it's in

3075
02:20:43,440 --> 02:20:45,799
mid air right in front of someone's face, is just explode.

3076
02:20:45,799 --> 02:20:47,959
Speaker 3: It so much more fun. Good for multiplayer too.

3077
02:20:47,879 --> 02:20:50,200
Speaker 1: You don't have to wait for it to land. Yeah, yeah,

3078
02:20:50,280 --> 02:20:54,719
for sure, there's more might come to us, but uh

3079
02:20:55,079 --> 02:20:57,639
but yeah, I'll I'll let you know next time before

3080
02:20:57,680 --> 02:20:59,399
we're doing it, so you can the.

3081
02:20:59,360 --> 02:21:02,040
Speaker 2: Pokemon of one where it's like, oh, we might need

3082
02:21:02,120 --> 02:21:04,360
a minute to get cooking, and then they just start

3083
02:21:04,479 --> 02:21:05,399
pouring out of us.

3084
02:21:05,840 --> 02:21:07,920
Speaker 4: It's always tough because it's like I do always prefer

3085
02:21:08,079 --> 02:21:10,319
the just like actually hearing it for the first time

3086
02:21:10,440 --> 02:21:11,760
on the air. But then it's like there are ones

3087
02:21:11,760 --> 02:21:14,159
where it's like, I bet there's ten examples I could

3088
02:21:14,200 --> 02:21:16,639
give right now, but yeah, sometimes.

3089
02:21:16,280 --> 02:21:19,639
Speaker 2: They're specific and it's hard because I don't also just

3090
02:21:19,719 --> 02:21:22,120
want to give a random one. It's like there's really

3091
02:21:22,159 --> 02:21:24,239
good ones I'm sure that have happened over the course

3092
02:21:24,280 --> 02:21:26,159
of my life that I just need a little I

3093
02:21:26,280 --> 02:21:27,479
need a noodle on oh.

3094
02:21:27,559 --> 02:21:31,520
Speaker 1: I also for super Mega super Mega Baseball three during

3095
02:21:31,559 --> 02:21:34,479
our World Series charity thing we did, which was very fun.

3096
02:21:36,479 --> 02:21:38,680
I didn't realize how much I was over Remember I

3097
02:21:38,959 --> 02:21:40,719
smoked you in the first game, and then you came

3098
02:21:40,799 --> 02:21:42,920
back and destroyed me in the second game by like

3099
02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:46,479
twenty runs. Yes, I think I start overthinking the batting

3100
02:21:46,840 --> 02:21:49,760
and the difficulty we were on. I didn't realize they

3101
02:21:49,799 --> 02:21:52,719
weren't making us on the higher difficulties. You go to

3102
02:21:52,760 --> 02:21:54,479
a setting where it's like you have to actually aim

3103
02:21:54,600 --> 02:21:58,559
the bat based on where the timing. Yes, I was

3104
02:21:58,600 --> 02:22:00,879
overthinking it and I was actually to aim and hit

3105
02:22:00,959 --> 02:22:02,760
the pitches. I was striking out every time.

3106
02:22:02,879 --> 02:22:05,360
Speaker 3: I was like, IDA, always try that, Like it's just like, yeah,

3107
02:22:05,399 --> 02:22:06,479
high into the left, I think I.

3108
02:22:07,399 --> 02:22:10,000
Speaker 1: I was going, and if you do that, well you'll

3109
02:22:10,159 --> 02:22:12,760
get a better hit, but it's not necessary for just connecting.

3110
02:22:13,959 --> 02:22:16,840
I was like striking out left and right. In that second,

3111
02:22:16,879 --> 02:22:19,120
he was like, how did I get this bad? I

3112
02:22:19,200 --> 02:22:21,239
think we played two nights before that, we did an

3113
02:22:21,239 --> 02:22:23,680
actual World Series schedule. I was like, I must be

3114
02:22:23,760 --> 02:22:25,600
doing something wrong. And then once that click that I

3115
02:22:25,719 --> 02:22:27,559
was overthinking it. I was like, oh, this is fine,

3116
02:22:27,680 --> 02:22:30,000
and then I only won the series by one game.

3117
02:22:30,040 --> 02:22:31,799
I think it was tight up until then.

3118
02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:32,479
Speaker 3: That's fun.

3119
02:22:32,799 --> 02:22:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's there's also like little immergent things like so, oh,

3120
02:22:38,639 --> 02:22:41,040
someone taught me in FIFA back when I played FIFA,

3121
02:22:41,079 --> 02:22:44,920
which was a while ago. The game mode where you

3122
02:22:45,079 --> 02:22:48,159
can get a normal goal for a point or red

3123
02:22:48,239 --> 02:22:52,600
cards also technically count toward your score. So you're trying

3124
02:22:52,680 --> 02:22:54,760
just as hard to get red cards, which you and

3125
02:22:54,879 --> 02:22:57,159
you're the person you're playing with will consider a point

3126
02:22:57,600 --> 02:23:00,079
as you are to get a goal. The hitch. The

3127
02:23:00,120 --> 02:23:01,559
hitch being that every time you get a red card,

3128
02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:04,799
you lose the player. Oh fun, fun game mode.

3129
02:23:05,040 --> 02:23:06,799
Speaker 2: What happens when you run out of players? Do they

3130
02:23:06,879 --> 02:23:07,879
not let you get that point?

3131
02:23:08,520 --> 02:23:11,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can, at least I never

3132
02:23:11,520 --> 02:23:12,799
saw it happen.

3133
02:23:12,840 --> 02:23:16,600
Speaker 2: It be one versus eight or however many players play soccer.

3134
02:23:20,920 --> 02:23:23,360
Really embarrass myself with my soccer knowledge right now.

3135
02:23:26,559 --> 02:23:33,079
Speaker 1: There in Europe they call it basketball. Yeah it was. Oh,

3136
02:23:33,440 --> 02:23:36,399
actually I have one more. Now I'm in sports mode

3137
02:23:36,840 --> 02:23:41,399
NFL Street two. There are many modes in that game.

3138
02:23:41,840 --> 02:23:46,159
There's one mode called NFL Challenge. Usually you do the

3139
02:23:46,239 --> 02:23:49,079
thing like backyard sports games where you're just building up

3140
02:23:49,120 --> 02:23:52,520
your team and you're recruiting new players, and every once

3141
02:23:52,559 --> 02:23:54,840
in a while you can get an NFL player. NFL

3142
02:23:55,000 --> 02:23:59,360
Challenge is the three v three mode where you are

3143
02:23:59,479 --> 02:24:02,559
going through and you're playing all the NFL teams, and

3144
02:24:04,159 --> 02:24:08,239
if you complete a specific challenge, you automatically get to

3145
02:24:08,280 --> 02:24:10,239
pick any of the players from that team to join

3146
02:24:10,319 --> 02:24:12,719
yours instead of getting I forget what the other bonuses

3147
02:24:12,760 --> 02:24:16,319
are the bonus the challenge, and I might be misconsidering

3148
02:24:16,360 --> 02:24:18,200
two things, but I remember the challenge was you had

3149
02:24:18,200 --> 02:24:26,319
to get three wall diving touchdowns, which you could. Yeah, man,

3150
02:24:26,639 --> 02:24:30,000
they could get annoying because the difference between a wall

3151
02:24:30,120 --> 02:24:33,000
run and a wall dive was a very small angle

3152
02:24:33,520 --> 02:24:35,760
so often, and you could only play up to twenty

3153
02:24:35,840 --> 02:24:40,000
one or something. So if you got one wall running touchdown,

3154
02:24:40,040 --> 02:24:42,000
you fuck yourself over because you can't finish the game

3155
02:24:42,079 --> 02:24:46,000
with three wall dives because you would exceed the points

3156
02:24:46,040 --> 02:24:48,159
you need to score. But you also need to get

3157
02:24:48,200 --> 02:24:53,600
three wall passes, so you would need to basically maximize. Okay,

3158
02:24:53,719 --> 02:24:56,959
on this drive, I could do all three wall passes whatever.

3159
02:24:57,879 --> 02:25:00,200
But then once I realized that that challenge, it's you

3160
02:25:00,239 --> 02:25:02,600
an NFL player. I was like, oh shit, I can

3161
02:25:02,680 --> 02:25:04,920
just build an NFL dream team in NFL Street too.

3162
02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:07,159
Like at that era, I would have been like Ladany

3163
02:25:07,239 --> 02:25:12,520
and Tomlinson, Michael vick Y, you know, pre dog Fighting,

3164
02:25:12,600 --> 02:25:14,280
when he was just a fast quarterback.

3165
02:25:14,399 --> 02:25:20,639
Speaker 4: Priest Holmes, Yeah, yes, was he either chiefs receiver, running back.

3166
02:25:21,319 --> 02:25:23,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. You could get those players just by beating the

3167
02:25:23,559 --> 02:25:26,920
team like you can in NBA Street, where you can

3168
02:25:26,959 --> 02:25:29,360
either get points for your creative player or get the

3169
02:25:29,479 --> 02:25:33,639
NBA player. But I invariably just recruited or NFL player

3170
02:25:33,680 --> 02:25:35,520
in that mode, and that was fun, and that completely

3171
02:25:35,600 --> 02:25:37,079
changed how I saw that game, even though I already

3172
02:25:37,120 --> 02:25:37,559
really liked it.

3173
02:25:38,840 --> 02:25:39,559
Speaker 3: It's a great naming.

3174
02:25:39,959 --> 02:25:41,639
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sayzar for running in. If we think of

3175
02:25:41,680 --> 02:25:44,920
any others, we'll probably think of I thought of another. Okay, go.

3176
02:25:46,399 --> 02:25:50,559
Speaker 2: At first, I was playing Sniper Elite to be a sniper,

3177
02:25:51,079 --> 02:25:53,319
but once I found out that you could shoot people

3178
02:25:53,399 --> 02:25:57,000
in the balls, it fundamentally changed whether or not I

3179
02:25:57,040 --> 02:25:59,920
would actually shoot anyone any other place at any time.

3180
02:26:00,600 --> 02:26:02,239
I was just a ball hunter.

3181
02:26:02,840 --> 02:26:05,360
Speaker 3: Yep, it's really good. That's the name of the game.

3182
02:26:05,399 --> 02:26:05,799
In Europe.

3183
02:26:05,840 --> 02:26:09,079
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, ball hunter existence.

3184
02:26:09,639 --> 02:26:13,120
Speaker 3: You can't say a sniper in your episodes? Yeah, yeah,

3185
02:26:13,920 --> 02:26:14,399
really good.

3186
02:26:14,879 --> 02:26:18,479
Speaker 2: I can't resist hunting these balls.

3187
02:26:18,879 --> 02:26:23,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, got a fever bres More.

3188
02:26:23,760 --> 02:26:31,639
Speaker 3: Balls look like glorious bastards of Hitler's face. But it's just.

3189
02:26:33,159 --> 02:26:35,200
Speaker 2: Getting a grenade and throwing it at their ball.

3190
02:26:35,719 --> 02:26:40,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good. Well, thank you, sayzar. Okay, Well

3191
02:26:41,760 --> 02:26:44,719
that's our show, episode ninety nine. Say goodbye to Double

3192
02:26:44,799 --> 02:26:50,360
Digits you two Fox Wow crazy? It is not is

3193
02:26:50,600 --> 02:26:52,440
for a bi weekly show. That's a lot.

3194
02:26:52,840 --> 02:26:55,920
Speaker 3: We've been doing this while coming up on four years.

3195
02:26:56,159 --> 02:26:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like one hundred and ninety eight weeks.

3196
02:27:00,120 --> 02:27:03,479
Speaker 3: That sounds right, Yeah, which is bath.

3197
02:27:03,360 --> 02:27:06,840
Speaker 1: Nerds out there, which is almost four years a little under.

3198
02:27:07,520 --> 02:27:10,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it started in April twenty twenty one, I remember.

3199
02:27:11,959 --> 02:27:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, episode one hundred or we'll have the tournament there.

3200
02:27:14,479 --> 02:27:16,600
It'll go up at the normal time. It will almost

3201
02:27:16,840 --> 02:27:20,280
definitely be longer than a normal episode because I'm sure

3202
02:27:20,360 --> 02:27:22,760
we'll have some sort of arguments and then again, uh,

3203
02:27:23,040 --> 02:27:28,639
look mid to late February expect our crossover double campaign

3204
02:27:28,799 --> 02:27:30,840
series for Total War Warhammer three with me and Vinnie

3205
02:27:30,840 --> 02:27:34,200
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3206
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Speaker 3: There's stuff alo on their show. I'm recording one tomorrow.

3209
02:27:43,319 --> 02:27:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, the podcast, Yeah, we've done We've done a few

3210
02:27:47,399 --> 02:27:49,840
episodes with them and gone on Next Lander, et cetera.

3211
02:27:49,920 --> 02:27:51,959
But this will be a fun to like recurring thing

3212
02:27:52,000 --> 02:27:56,479
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3227
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a couple of weeks. Dan, what do you have going

3228
02:28:38,680 --> 02:28:39,280
on in the meantime?

3229
02:28:40,239 --> 02:28:43,360
Speaker 4: Call me on Twitch, on Blue Sky, on Instagram. That's

3230
02:28:43,440 --> 02:28:45,760
pretty much my thing. I'm just Dan Reichord on pretty

3231
02:28:45,799 --> 02:28:46,239
much everything.

3232
02:28:46,879 --> 02:28:47,600
Speaker 1: Mary what about you?

3233
02:28:48,639 --> 02:28:51,959
Speaker 2: My stream every Monday on Twitch unless I have a

3234
02:28:52,040 --> 02:28:54,239
sick tummy. Then I place Spiro on the couch while

3235
02:28:54,280 --> 02:28:58,120
watching old Simpson episodes, and I'm usually on on the

3236
02:28:58,200 --> 02:29:00,920
other social media apps. I find that I actually do

3237
02:29:01,159 --> 02:29:05,600
update my Instagram stories relatively frequently. I just find them fun.

3238
02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:10,319
Speaker 1: What is your favorite? Go? What's the best Simpsons episode? Go?

3239
02:29:10,600 --> 02:29:12,440
You have to pick one of all time?

3240
02:29:12,920 --> 02:29:14,559
Speaker 3: Lemon Tree or Monorail.

3241
02:29:15,719 --> 02:29:18,799
Speaker 2: You know, Lemon Tree is really up there for me

3242
02:29:18,959 --> 02:29:19,520
as well.

3243
02:29:21,440 --> 02:29:23,719
Speaker 1: I lost my audio. Just keep talking, keep riffing, I'll

3244
02:29:23,760 --> 02:29:24,319
fix Okay.

3245
02:29:25,399 --> 02:29:26,959
Speaker 3: He doesn't get He's not smart enough to get it.

3246
02:29:28,479 --> 02:29:32,239
Speaker 2: I I think, damn. Those are actually both excellent episodes.

3247
02:29:32,280 --> 02:29:34,280
The Monorail one is also very good.

3248
02:29:35,319 --> 02:29:35,959
Speaker 3: Go to college.

3249
02:29:36,479 --> 02:29:42,440
Speaker 2: Treehouse of Horror six is very good. It might be five.

3250
02:29:42,559 --> 02:29:45,120
I think it's six. It's the one. So Treehouse of

3251
02:29:45,159 --> 02:29:47,719
Horror has like some really iconic ones. And there's one

3252
02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:51,879
where Burns is Nosferatu.

3253
02:29:53,120 --> 02:29:55,639
Speaker 3: Oh and it's the like bram Soakers Dracula style with.

3254
02:29:55,719 --> 02:29:56,639
Speaker 1: The like the puppy.

3255
02:29:57,399 --> 02:30:01,520
Speaker 2: It's really good. I mean, I think they're they're their

3256
02:30:01,719 --> 02:30:04,639
Treehouse of Horror episodes, they're all their Halloween episodes. They're

3257
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:07,639
all fucking slam dunks. But I think there's a couple

3258
02:30:07,719 --> 02:30:10,440
that are just really iconic. The one where Homer goes

3259
02:30:10,479 --> 02:30:13,120
into a three D land as a kid that.

3260
02:30:13,159 --> 02:30:15,360
Speaker 3: Blew me away, like, holy shitn't at the end, he's

3261
02:30:15,399 --> 02:30:17,399
like in the real world erotic.

3262
02:30:17,079 --> 02:30:22,879
Speaker 2: Cakes and yeah, ooh erotic cakes. Yeah yeah, and the

3263
02:30:23,000 --> 02:30:25,680
sister is Patty and Samma. It's like he disappeared into

3264
02:30:25,799 --> 02:30:33,559
fat air. There's just so many good singers in those episodes. Yeah,

3265
02:30:33,760 --> 02:30:36,920
the one where the I think their ads just come

3266
02:30:37,040 --> 02:30:40,440
to life. And so Homer steals the giants jelly.

3267
02:30:40,319 --> 02:30:43,959
Speaker 3: The lard lad donuts, Yeah, I got your donut?

3268
02:30:44,040 --> 02:30:45,719
Speaker 2: What do you gonna do about it? And he starts

3269
02:30:45,760 --> 02:30:46,600
destroying the town.

3270
02:30:46,760 --> 02:30:48,360
Speaker 4: When they give him his thing back and they're like, oh,

3271
02:30:48,440 --> 02:30:51,079
finally peace, and he just takes the donut and smashes

3272
02:30:51,120 --> 02:30:53,200
the house and just like runs down the street destroying

3273
02:30:53,239 --> 02:30:53,440
all the.

3274
02:30:53,440 --> 02:30:56,559
Speaker 2: Houses, and Homer goes to Marginie goes, don't you ever

3275
02:30:56,639 --> 02:31:00,399
get tired of being wrong? And she does sometimes. And

3276
02:31:00,479 --> 02:31:03,719
I actually say that sometimes if anyone's like I've actually

3277
02:31:03,879 --> 02:31:08,159
like in a joking way, but like I their lingo

3278
02:31:08,360 --> 02:31:12,479
is in this brain so deeply that sometimes if like

3279
02:31:12,680 --> 02:31:16,399
someone has been like just taken l's, I will say, like,

3280
02:31:16,600 --> 02:31:19,079
what should we get tired of being wrong all the time?

3281
02:31:19,440 --> 02:31:24,040
Like it's just really good everyday language that you can use. So, yeah,

3282
02:31:24,120 --> 02:31:27,239
those are I think those treehouses of horror like they

3283
02:31:27,360 --> 02:31:28,799
have to be really up there for me.

3284
02:31:29,479 --> 02:31:34,000
Speaker 1: Yep, absolutely, I've seen some of those. I've seen the Raven.

3285
02:31:35,440 --> 02:31:36,479
Speaker 2: Never Mare, never Mare.

3286
02:31:36,799 --> 02:31:38,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are the Okale Heart one. Yeah.

3287
02:31:39,079 --> 02:31:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so.

3288
02:31:41,879 --> 02:31:44,360
Speaker 3: That's why I know any girl on poets from the Simpsons,

3289
02:31:45,399 --> 02:31:45,760
there's so.

3290
02:31:45,840 --> 02:31:50,399
Speaker 2: Many good ones. The Pool episode when Bart breaks his leg, I.

3291
02:31:50,440 --> 02:31:55,360
Speaker 3: Mean the Bart, uh, the gross Bart, the twin that

3292
02:31:55,479 --> 02:31:56,600
was living in the attic or whatever.

3293
02:31:57,440 --> 02:32:01,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that also it's also a treehouse of horror?

3294
02:32:01,760 --> 02:32:03,559
Speaker 3: Or the Shining one no Beer, no TV.

3295
02:32:03,799 --> 02:32:09,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that one is so brilliant. Yeah, don't mind

3296
02:32:09,159 --> 02:32:12,440
if I do. Yeah, yeah, there's I mean, there's so

3297
02:32:12,559 --> 02:32:15,840
many episodes, it's very difficult to pick my favorite Simpson's episode,

3298
02:32:15,879 --> 02:32:17,360
but I think it would be a treehouse of horror.

3299
02:32:18,079 --> 02:32:18,319
Speaker 3: Nice.

3300
02:32:21,399 --> 02:32:24,200
Speaker 2: Great, But thank you all for joining us. We're so

3301
02:32:25,120 --> 02:32:28,680
glad that you have listened to us and watched us

3302
02:32:28,799 --> 02:32:32,079
for our patrons, whom we love so dearly. Uh for

3303
02:32:32,479 --> 02:32:35,879
ninety nine episodes. Next episode will be our hundredth, and

3304
02:32:35,959 --> 02:32:38,479
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3305
02:32:38,559 --> 02:32:41,879
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3306
02:32:41,959 --> 02:32:44,639
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3307
02:32:44,680 --> 02:32:52,360
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3308
02:32:52,399 --> 02:32:54,920
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3309
02:32:54,959 --> 02:32:59,120
of you delightful people, we will see you on our

3310
02:32:59,280 --> 02:33:03,719
hundredth episodisode. We can't wait to see you and hear

3311
02:33:03,799 --> 02:33:04,079
you there.

3312
02:33:04,319 --> 02:33:07,079
Speaker 3: I'm not good at this, you're not, so we have

3313
02:33:07,159 --> 02:33:07,600
Mike do it?

3314
02:33:07,719 --> 02:33:10,479
Speaker 1: Yeah for three hours, isn't it.

3315
02:33:12,040 --> 02:33:13,879
Speaker 3: I don't like hosting. I'm not Yeah, I don't like hosting.

3316
02:33:13,959 --> 02:33:18,040
Speaker 1: See you be there or I'll find you so good there.

3317
02:33:18,200 --> 02:33:20,000
You have to give me your address. I will be

3318
02:33:20,200 --> 02:33:22,840
at your house if you don't come to the one

3319
02:33:22,920 --> 02:33:23,680
hundredth episode.

3320
02:33:23,840 --> 02:33:25,120
Speaker 2: This is why he's going to be the host of

3321
02:33:25,200 --> 02:33:26,040
Hollywood Squares.

3322
02:33:26,159 --> 02:33:30,520
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right, well no, hang on, that's me, My god,

3323
02:33:30,600 --> 02:33:31,840
I deserve everything.

3324
02:33:32,120 --> 02:33:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to take over from either Jimmy Matt.

3325
02:33:35,840 --> 02:33:38,360
Speaker 2: Say Jack, Wait is it past Jack?

3326
02:33:41,000 --> 02:33:41,600
Speaker 1: What's his name?

3327
02:33:43,000 --> 02:33:43,680
Speaker 3: Tom Berger?

3328
02:33:46,479 --> 02:33:48,159
Speaker 1: It's about Craig Ferguson.

3329
02:33:48,120 --> 02:33:54,959
Speaker 3: Wink Martindale, you go weaving, I'll see you on our

3330
02:33:56,120 --> 02:34:05,799
Richard Dawson, Banks, Penelope uh hey so yeah bye,

