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<v Speaker 1>One o one Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one w j R RT. Remember our Rock the Bank

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars cash giveaways begin this morning right around nine

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you that first keyword this morning around nine

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<v Speaker 2>oh five. If you don't play these contests, at least

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<v Speaker 2>enter that. Because it's early on in the contest, people

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<v Speaker 2>aren't used to it yet. But you're on your game.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna win that grand. You're saying to play the percentages.

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<v Speaker 2>Percentages may be in your favor.

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<v Speaker 1>This is no Mede gambling man.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna give you a keyword you entered to

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<v Speaker 2>the website and then if your phone rings the hour after,

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<v Speaker 2>answer it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So, uh, you're a big salad eater. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you informed us last week. Yeah, it's uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You told me to work on the cholesterol and it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's been working in many ways.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that just recently become a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, yeah, I think it's probably a problem with

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<v Speaker 2>other problems and.

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<v Speaker 1>It just anyway. So yeah, I'm been asking you to

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<v Speaker 1>divulge your medical history. I just had never heard you

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<v Speaker 1>mention that you had a cholesterol. You never had one,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was just a bump up. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I need to do it in my

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<v Speaker 1>duties are man, I'm a new guy. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a salad last night. I've had a salad

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<v Speaker 2>every day.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like now you can go to Arby's in

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<v Speaker 1>order a salad. You said there's a twist? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a meat salad? There? I literally, you know, I am

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<v Speaker 1>team Arby's all the way. In case you haven't figured

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<v Speaker 1>that out over the last twenty some odd years, you

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<v Speaker 1>should change your middle name to Arby's. I'm not that

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<v Speaker 1>team Arby's. Pat Arby's Lynch. They have the meats though Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>This past Friday was Quitter's Day, which is typically the

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<v Speaker 1>day a lot of people will throw in the towel

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<v Speaker 1>on their New Year's resolutions. Exactly leave it to Arby's

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<v Speaker 1>to seize upon this and all this week at five

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<v Speaker 1>different metropolitan air Arby stores in Cleveland, Las Vegas, Miami, Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>and Atlanta. You can still feel like you're keeping your

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<v Speaker 1>New year's resolution to eat healthier. You can order salad

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<v Speaker 1>with dressing and in turn, wink wink, you'll get a

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<v Speaker 1>double beef and shadar sandwich. That way, if you're asked

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<v Speaker 1>by your significant other, how you know, did you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I had salad for lunch and you technically would it

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<v Speaker 1>be lying? But wait, there's even more here. There's three

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<v Speaker 1>healthy items that you can order all this week and

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<v Speaker 1>those markets. From Arby's A green smoothie. You order a

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<v Speaker 1>green smoothie, they hand you milkshake, steamed vegetables, curly fries. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I pull up to the Arby's whatnot and

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<v Speaker 2>I say, what was the green one?

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<v Speaker 1>Again? Green smoothie? I like a green smoothie. They're just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hand me a milkshake. Yeah, if you're in Miami

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<v Speaker 1>or Chicago or Atlanta, Las Vegas or Cleveland.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe they only did five markets. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do this, you need to do mega markets. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I mean, because what are we gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna door dash it or uber eats it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how much that's gonna cost to Uber eats

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<v Speaker 2>green whatever or the salad and get your other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be a lot of money. Pat, you know on

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<v Speaker 2>Uber eats all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're saying if you were to Uber eats from

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<v Speaker 1>Miami or Atlanta, Yeah, I mean, why not just order

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<v Speaker 1>double beef and cheddar from here? Because it's you could

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<v Speaker 1>cut out the whole little promotional gimmick. That's why. Because

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<v Speaker 1>the promotional gimmick doesn't work for me. I think Arby's

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<v Speaker 1>failed the beef on this one. They've got me talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Giving them free publicity, Yeah, that's the whole

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<v Speaker 1>goal here, shocker, and to just reinforce that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're the farthest thing from salad. I'm getting bored with

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<v Speaker 1>salad dressings. I'm a bit uh confused on this. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you and you can help better understand why a trans

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<v Speaker 1>woman from Kansas City had six ribs removed in order

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<v Speaker 1>to achieve a smaller waste. And if that wasn't perplexing enough,

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<v Speaker 1>there's more to it. The plan she has with the

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<v Speaker 1>removed ribs, which were given back to her by the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, they gave them back to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, got my ribs removed. I got them removed for

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<v Speaker 3>cosmetic purposes. These are my rib bones. They're sick of them.

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<v Speaker 3>There's since they're tiny and small, and let me keep

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<v Speaker 3>them and on having someone make a crown and like

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<v Speaker 3>incorporate my bone pieces in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like down, she's going to have a crown made of

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<v Speaker 1>her six ribs that removed so she could have a

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<v Speaker 1>smaller waist. She's out of her mind. What does that

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<v Speaker 1>ribs removed have to do with your waist? Maybe hold

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<v Speaker 1>me out here.

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<v Speaker 2>Look see if I do this, if you took out

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<v Speaker 2>these ribs right here, give.

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<v Speaker 1>It us about eight inches from your waist, it would

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<v Speaker 1>maybe get me an hour glass down in my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like this. Look I can't. But if I was

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<v Speaker 1>like this, look at it, it makes my waist easily

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<v Speaker 1>fold yourself over. Sure, Yeah, I'm more focused on the

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<v Speaker 1>rib crown. What if she got the ribs and she

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<v Speaker 1>ate the meat? Actually she When this got out there

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<v Speaker 1>on the socials, there were a bunch of smart alecs

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<v Speaker 1>advocating for that. If she pointed out that eating human

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<v Speaker 1>meat is is not considered healthy, Yeah, but it's healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>That you're taking out six ribs in order to have

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<v Speaker 2>a smaller waist, sir, or.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, it's a trans woman from Kansas City. Well, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>So if it's a trans woman, that's a guy who's

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<v Speaker 1>now is woman. It's a guy who is now a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so she's taking out ribs in order to get

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<v Speaker 2>a better figure. Hey, man, it's a new world, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. Just trying to exist and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to pick up a salad at the Arby's

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<v Speaker 2>and I gotta go all the way to Miami. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad with this whole movement of people like coming out

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<v Speaker 2>and everything, and that the level of hate has gone down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad because I'm finally coming out. I'm gonna identify

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<v Speaker 2>as a gay female. I'm not taking out ribs or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I might get some ribs with my salad. First.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything I need to do on my part

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<v Speaker 1>to understand this better? And just be understanding when I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the crow room and be soothing accommodate your

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<v Speaker 1>your new identification is no, Well, you just have to

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<v Speaker 1>verify it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when we're out at remotes and gigs and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and somebody goes, is.

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<v Speaker 1>He really a gay female? That's what he says. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not here to question it.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus, when the big axe is coming down and they're firing,

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<v Speaker 2>I have every category. Are you already dealing on ten

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<v Speaker 2>percent African Americans? So I think I just need to

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<v Speaker 2>be in a chair. You put my some match. He

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<v Speaker 2>put me in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 1>Disabled, Check every box, disabled, minority, gay female, Wait, do

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<v Speaker 1>that one more time. Disabled minority, gay, who male who

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<v Speaker 1>identifies as a gay female, as a gay female who

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<v Speaker 1>is also African ten African American and disabled in a chair.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not going to fire you. There's Yeah, you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>there are way too many I might be part Indian.

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<v Speaker 1>There are way too many three letter organizations or four

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<v Speaker 1>letter organizations that'll sick the lawyers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I want you know what? I can have

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<v Speaker 2>a pitbull and trampling into my house. Insurance companies won't

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<v Speaker 2>even come near me again. Pat, we're gonna how do

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<v Speaker 2>you think he got in the chair. We're simplifying it exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I was running from the pit bull.

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<v Speaker 1>Broke your neck on the trampoline in the pit bull attack.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so here it is just to simplify it.

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<v Speaker 2>Handicapped male who identifies as a gay black female.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he get much simpler than that? Completely straightforward?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody texted him, talko, I can have sworn quite a

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<v Speaker 2>few years ago you said you were a lesbian trapped

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<v Speaker 2>in a man's body.

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<v Speaker 1>See thank you. And if it's taken all this time

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<v Speaker 1>for him to feel comfortable to share this, I'm here

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Man. Somebody says, how do you how do

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<v Speaker 1>you you ready for this? How do you think my

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<v Speaker 1>son got into u of f Guess what here? Danna

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<v Speaker 1>fought as gotta get creative these days.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, Oh, man, I am on something. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 2>ain't no fireing, Bobby. I think I hear Ben Crump's

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<v Speaker 2>playing firing.

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<v Speaker 1>Up when they think of fireing you hold on hot

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<v Speaker 1>long drinking, Yes, Reverend al on the phone, Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>hold the phone to my man. This world man. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of doctor would even do something so acid?

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<v Speaker 1>Some whack could do that's who mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody else said, taco salad, Bob, I'm a lost salad.

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<v Speaker 1>All the time songs were talking food. We got a

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<v Speaker 1>guy in Michigan who was accused of stealing hot pockets

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<v Speaker 1>from dollar in General, okay, and then the the workers

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<v Speaker 1>at the Dollar General identified him as a regular customer

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<v Speaker 1>and they knew where he works. They sent cops right

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<v Speaker 1>to his work where they found him eating hot pockets.

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<v Speaker 1>He's working at the convenience store.

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<v Speaker 2>Where he cuts him in the microwave, so they knew

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<v Speaker 2>who They were able to identify him right.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's a regular. They saw him stealing hot pockets,

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<v Speaker 1>stuffing his pockets with hot pockets. Left the store. They

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<v Speaker 1>called the cops to say, we know who the guy

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<v Speaker 1>is and he works right right over wherever. Sure enough.

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<v Speaker 2>See now, if they were there and they identified me,

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<v Speaker 2>they go, oh, yeah, we know exactly who it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a handicapped black male who identifies as a female,

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<v Speaker 2>gay female, gay female.

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<v Speaker 1>Even you can't keep it straight now, damn straight? Well straight, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not straight, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, hold on, I can't handicap, I can't do

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<v Speaker 2>it anymore. Handicapped black male who identifies as a gay female. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>he's right over there in the wheelchair with the BWS

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<v Speaker 2>sticker on the backs.

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<v Speaker 1>Wj RR, Orlando's rock station,