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Speaker 1: All right. So, uh, you're a big salad eater. Now
Speaker 1: you informed us last week. Yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 2: You told me to work on the cholesterol and it's
Speaker 2: it's been working in many ways.
Speaker 1: Is that just recently become a problem.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, I think it's probably a problem with
Speaker 2: other problems and.
Speaker 1: It just anyway. So yeah, I'm been asking you to
Speaker 1: divulge your medical history. I just had never heard you
Speaker 1: mention that you had a cholesterol. You never had one,
Speaker 1: but it was just a bump up. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I need to do it in my
Speaker 1: duties are man, I'm a new guy. Okay.
Speaker 2: I had a salad last night. I've had a salad
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: It seems like now you can go to Arby's in
Speaker 1: order a salad. You said there's a twist? Is it
Speaker 1: a meat salad? There? I literally, you know, I am
Speaker 1: team Arby's all the way. In case you haven't figured
Speaker 1: that out over the last twenty some odd years, you
Speaker 1: should change your middle name to Arby's. I'm not that
Speaker 1: team Arby's. Pat Arby's Lynch. They have the meats though Friday.
Speaker 1: This past Friday was Quitter's Day, which is typically the
Speaker 1: day a lot of people will throw in the towel
Speaker 1: on their New Year's resolutions. Exactly leave it to Arby's
Speaker 1: to seize upon this and all this week at five
Speaker 1: different metropolitan air Arby stores in Cleveland, Las Vegas, Miami, Chicago,
Speaker 1: and Atlanta. You can still feel like you're keeping your
Speaker 1: New year's resolution to eat healthier. You can order salad
Speaker 1: with dressing and in turn, wink wink, you'll get a
Speaker 1: double beef and shadar sandwich. That way, if you're asked
Speaker 1: by your significant other, how you know, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I had salad for lunch and you technically would it
Speaker 1: be lying? But wait, there's even more here. There's three
Speaker 1: healthy items that you can order all this week and
Speaker 1: those markets. From Arby's A green smoothie. You order a
Speaker 1: green smoothie, they hand you milkshake, steamed vegetables, curly fries. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: well hold on.
Speaker 2: So if I pull up to the Arby's whatnot and
Speaker 2: I say, what was the green one?
Speaker 1: Again? Green smoothie? I like a green smoothie. They're just
Speaker 1: gonna hand me a milkshake. Yeah, if you're in Miami
Speaker 1: or Chicago or Atlanta, Las Vegas or Cleveland.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they only did five markets. If you're
Speaker 2: gonna do this, you need to do mega markets. And
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I mean, because what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna door dash it or uber eats it.
Speaker 2: You know how much that's gonna cost to Uber eats
Speaker 2: green whatever or the salad and get your other thing.
Speaker 2: That'd be a lot of money. Pat, you know on
Speaker 2: Uber eats all the time.
Speaker 1: But you're saying if you were to Uber eats from
Speaker 1: Miami or Atlanta, Yeah, I mean, why not just order
Speaker 1: double beef and cheddar from here? Because it's you could
Speaker 1: cut out the whole little promotional gimmick. That's why. Because
Speaker 1: the promotional gimmick doesn't work for me. I think Arby's
Speaker 1: failed the beef on this one. They've got me talking
Speaker 1: about it. Giving them free publicity, Yeah, that's the whole
Speaker 1: goal here, shocker, and to just reinforce that, you know,
Speaker 1: they're the farthest thing from salad. I'm getting bored with
Speaker 1: salad dressings. I'm a bit uh confused on this. Maybe
Speaker 1: you and you can help better understand why a trans
Speaker 1: woman from Kansas City had six ribs removed in order
Speaker 1: to achieve a smaller waste. And if that wasn't perplexing enough,
Speaker 1: there's more to it. The plan she has with the
Speaker 1: removed ribs, which were given back to her by the
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they gave them back to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got my ribs removed. I got them removed for
Speaker 3: cosmetic purposes. These are my rib bones. They're sick of them.
Speaker 3: There's since they're tiny and small, and let me keep
Speaker 3: them and on having someone make a crown and like
Speaker 3: incorporate my bone pieces in there.
Speaker 1: Like down, she's going to have a crown made of
Speaker 1: her six ribs that removed so she could have a
Speaker 1: smaller waist. She's out of her mind. What does that
Speaker 1: ribs removed have to do with your waist? Maybe hold
Speaker 1: me out here.
Speaker 2: Look see if I do this, if you took out
Speaker 2: these ribs right here, give.
Speaker 1: It us about eight inches from your waist, it would
Speaker 1: maybe get me an hour glass down in my ass.
Speaker 1: Look like this. Look I can't. But if I was
Speaker 1: like this, look at it, it makes my waist easily
Speaker 1: fold yourself over. Sure, Yeah, I'm more focused on the
Speaker 1: rib crown. What if she got the ribs and she
Speaker 1: ate the meat? Actually she When this got out there
Speaker 1: on the socials, there were a bunch of smart alecs
Speaker 1: advocating for that. If she pointed out that eating human
Speaker 1: meat is is not considered healthy, Yeah, but it's healthy.
Speaker 2: That you're taking out six ribs in order to have
Speaker 2: a smaller waist, sir, or.
Speaker 1: Man, it's a trans woman from Kansas City. Well, hold on,
Speaker 1: So if it's a trans woman, that's a guy who's
Speaker 1: now is woman. It's a guy who is now a woman.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's taking out ribs in order to get
Speaker 2: a better figure. Hey, man, it's a new world, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Just trying to exist and yeah,
Speaker 2: just trying to pick up a salad at the Arby's
Speaker 2: and I gotta go all the way to Miami. I'm
Speaker 2: glad with this whole movement of people like coming out
Speaker 2: and everything, and that the level of hate has gone down.
Speaker 2: I'm glad because I'm finally coming out. I'm gonna identify
Speaker 2: as a gay female. I'm not taking out ribs or anything.
Speaker 2: I might get some ribs with my salad. First.
Speaker 1: Is there anything I need to do on my part
Speaker 1: to understand this better? And just be understanding when I
Speaker 1: go to the crow room and be soothing accommodate your
Speaker 1: your new identification is no, Well, you just have to
Speaker 1: verify it.
Speaker 2: Like when we're out at remotes and gigs and stuff,
Speaker 2: you know, and somebody goes, is.
Speaker 1: He really a gay female? That's what he says. I'm
Speaker 1: not here to question it.
Speaker 2: Plus, when the big axe is coming down and they're firing,
Speaker 2: I have every category. Are you already dealing on ten
Speaker 2: percent African Americans? So I think I just need to
Speaker 2: be in a chair. You put my some match. He
Speaker 2: put me in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: Disabled, Check every box, disabled, minority, gay female, Wait, do
Speaker 1: that one more time. Disabled minority, gay, who male who
Speaker 1: identifies as a gay female, as a gay female who
Speaker 1: is also African ten African American and disabled in a chair.
Speaker 1: They're not going to fire you. There's Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: there are way too many I might be part Indian.
Speaker 1: There are way too many three letter organizations or four
Speaker 1: letter organizations that'll sick the lawyers.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I want you know what? I can have
Speaker 2: a pitbull and trampling into my house. Insurance companies won't
Speaker 2: even come near me again. Pat, we're gonna how do
Speaker 2: you think he got in the chair. We're simplifying it exactly.
Speaker 2: I was running from the pit bull.
Speaker 1: Broke your neck on the trampoline in the pit bull attack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so here it is just to simplify it.
Speaker 2: Handicapped male who identifies as a gay black female.
Speaker 1: Does he get much simpler than that? Completely straightforward?
Speaker 2: Somebody texted him, talko, I can have sworn quite a
Speaker 2: few years ago you said you were a lesbian trapped
Speaker 2: in a man's body.
Speaker 1: See thank you. And if it's taken all this time
Speaker 1: for him to feel comfortable to share this, I'm here
Speaker 1: for you. Man. Somebody says, how do you how do
Speaker 1: you you ready for this? How do you think my
Speaker 1: son got into u of f Guess what here? Danna
Speaker 1: fought as gotta get creative these days.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Oh, man, I am on something. Somebody said,
Speaker 2: ain't no fireing, Bobby. I think I hear Ben Crump's
Speaker 2: playing firing.
Speaker 1: Up when they think of fireing you hold on hot
Speaker 1: long drinking, Yes, Reverend al on the phone, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: hold the phone to my man. This world man. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: what kind of doctor would even do something so acid?
Speaker 1: Some whack could do that's who mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Somebody else said, taco salad, Bob, I'm a lost salad.
Speaker 1: All the time songs were talking food. We got a
Speaker 1: guy in Michigan who was accused of stealing hot pockets
Speaker 1: from dollar in General, okay, and then the the workers
Speaker 1: at the Dollar General identified him as a regular customer
Speaker 1: and they knew where he works. They sent cops right
Speaker 1: to his work where they found him eating hot pockets.
Speaker 1: He's working at the convenience store.
Speaker 2: Where he cuts him in the microwave, so they knew
Speaker 2: who They were able to identify him right.
Speaker 1: Because he's a regular. They saw him stealing hot pockets,
Speaker 1: stuffing his pockets with hot pockets. Left the store. They
Speaker 1: called the cops to say, we know who the guy
Speaker 1: is and he works right right over wherever. Sure enough.
Speaker 2: See now, if they were there and they identified me,
Speaker 2: they go, oh, yeah, we know exactly who it is.
Speaker 1: It's Taco Bob.
Speaker 2: He's a handicapped black male who identifies as a female,
Speaker 2: gay female, gay female.
Speaker 1: Even you can't keep it straight now, damn straight? Well straight, No,
Speaker 1: it's not straight, it's.
Speaker 2: It's okay, hold on, I can't handicap, I can't do
Speaker 2: it anymore. Handicapped black male who identifies as a gay female. Look,
Speaker 2: he's right over there in the wheelchair with the BWS
Speaker 2: sticker on the backs.
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