Speaker 1: Well, well, well, welcome back, besties. It's me mother. I'm
back in LA and I'm so happy to be here.
I'm here doing some podcasts, hanging out with Mike. Say hi, Mike,
Mike's back. Don't worry, he yells at me at the
end of this episode. Don't worry me. You might get
in a fight.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: They're all on your side too.
Speaker 2: That pisses me off.
Speaker 1: They're all like, we love Bike. They're like, we could
live without you. No, I'm just kidding, besties. I love
you all so much. I didn't mean anything I just said,
and me and Mike aren't actually fighting. We had a
really nice time. We eat cheese steaks. We got cheese
steaks from Matu. If you guys live in Los Angeles,
you have to go get a Matu cheese steak. I'm
not paid to say that. I just want you guys
to eat it because it's the best thing on the planet.
They're Wagou steak cheese steaks, and they're phenomenal. Anyway, I
just want to say something quickly before we dive into
this episode, which was such a delight to film and
it was such a fun little conversation. I want to say,
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my heart that
I had to cancel my year updates. I've got a
lot of you mad at me, and I'm sorry you guys. Okay,
I it was a three city deal with London, Berlin,
and Amsterdam, and London was doing great. We were going
to have a good show in London, but Berlin and
Amsterdam were not selling for shit. And the thing with
three city deals is you have to sell in all
three cities. You have to sell out to make money.
So if I did that tour, I was going to
make about negative three thousand dollars so maybe more because
they weren't paying for like air or hotel or any
of that, so I was coming out of pocket for
a lot of it. So I wasn't gonna make money.
I was gonna lose money. And I'm so sorry that
I disappointed you guys, because I know a lot of
you were really excited, and I saw your DMS and
I saw your comments saying some of you had already
arranged for travel and you're so disappointed and so sad,
and I am too, But just know that, like I
can't wait to meet you, and I can't wait to
come back when I can sell a little better in
those markets. It's just a matter of time. And I
will see you. I'll see you then, I promise, and
that's a threat. Okay, I will fucking see you then. Okay,
you guys, this episode's great. I didn't fight with Mike
on this episode. I WoT with Mike on last week's episode.
I love you guys so much, and enjoy my chit
chat with my dear friend Chappelle Lacy. Do you remember
the first time we met?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, some show. It was terrible show.
Speaker 1: Horrible show. It was on Hollywood Bullet and it was pandemic,
pre pandemic, and it was they booked like fifteen comedians. Yes,
you remember that, Yes, And then they said to each comedian,
go as long.
Speaker 2: As you want.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was no audience, no audience, and it's like what it.
Speaker 1: Was just the other comedians watching.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm like, if we're gonna have no audience, at
least have structure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Literally, does that structure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I remember just going on stage and fucking around
and I did this joke. I've only ever done it once.
Speaker 2: Do you know the joke?
Speaker 4: Say it?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: It was It was a joke about black dudes asking
you if they were your first black dude.
Speaker 1: I said, if you want, if you're gonna suck a
black guy and you want the best performance out of
him ever, you got to tell him he's the first
black guy you've ever fucked, because then he's about to
put the team on his back.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Yes, it's gonna be like Michael Jordan's I
remember dying laughing in the back.
Speaker 1: You were the only person laughing, the only black that
I was like, it's gonna be like Michael Jordan in
the Flu Game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 1: The entire community on there only once because then after
that I decided it was too racists.
Speaker 3: Oh it was good, Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: I just it's there's a funny thing about doing jokes
about hooking up with black guys where white people get
really tense. But when I do it in black rooms,
they love it. Yeah, but it's it's the plots.
Speaker 2: They get real.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Karen, I don't know why. You know
what I mean, it's probably that guilt white that white guilt.
Speaker 6: That white guilt is real loud, especially in a comedy.
Speaker 1: Show, especially because they're like and they knew you were there.
Speaker 2: They were like very aware you were there.
Speaker 3: Looking back and you're.
Speaker 5: Dying because they don't know that. Like it's such it's
such a unique detail, you know. It's it's not like.
Speaker 1: They don't know how right I was got to know ball,
You knew ball.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's that's how that
that's what that was.
Speaker 4: You have the awkward moment too, for the couples in
the crowd. If someone's wife's laughing a little too hard,
you're just like, honey, honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's what it's there for a little support.
Speaker 3: All right. There we go. There you go pushing me.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? You're so busy me? No, no,
come up, you'll come up.
Speaker 3: Chappelle, Airball, crid shop, I've been good. I just uh
taking it all.
Speaker 1: In airball, creend shopt for those of you who don't know,
because none of you know.
Speaker 2: That was such an ins.
Speaker 3: A deep cut cut.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's about you shooting your shot with ladies. Back
in the you were just always no net, no ridge,
no room.
Speaker 2: Just honestly off to the side at half court.
Speaker 1: Not even know back in the day. But now you're
probably getting ladies.
Speaker 4: Really got jealous. It's like that. That's why Chappelle hasn't
been around.
Speaker 3: Because the ladies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got hoes.
Speaker 3: No, no, I keep it simple. Yeah you could have
those I could you could have I could have a roster.
Speaker 1: You could be reckless.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 3: It's just it's a bit overwhelming for me. Yeah, it's
a bit much.
Speaker 1: What part is that overwhelming?
Speaker 3: Just that's a lot of personalities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why most guys don't listen to women when
they talk.
Speaker 3: I listen, and that's the problems.
Speaker 2: Problem, there is the problem.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I think you take notes. Yeah, and then
you come back with solutions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'll turn it down six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to listen more.
Speaker 3: Just to listen more. Okay, I need to learn a
lot about you.
Speaker 1: So what was it like to tell all three of
your dads are gay?
Speaker 3: That's so funny. She always the gay Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding. You did have three dads, right,
yeah too?
Speaker 3: I got three? No motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: Your story is great. It's like Blindside, but less lucrative.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I mean Michael or didn't make Yeah he made he
got sick recently didn't.
Speaker 3: He he made money.
Speaker 5: No, no, the guy the guy that uh played Michael
or got or like he fell or something.
Speaker 3: He was in the hospital.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but Michael or himself is suing his that
that family because they were basically taking his money.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, god damn it.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, well.
Speaker 4: And sounds awfully wise.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a business player, Like you're.
Speaker 3: Real good at football, learn plays? You know. You don't know?
Why was it like that? I was tight?
Speaker 1: No, yours was great, but you you were a cheerleader
football player. So tell everyone what happened. I want everyone
to know.
Speaker 3: You want about how it happened.
Speaker 5: So originally was one of my biological mom and stepdad,
but my stepdad was crazy and abusive. Then I was
adopted into a white family and they actually the family.
Speaker 1: And real dad was locked up. Gang ship.
Speaker 2: Is that a con?
Speaker 3: Is my gang right here? How do you throw it?
Speaker 4: Gay? You know what?
Speaker 3: Gay?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had something. My dad was locked up?
Speaker 3: And then what do you do? Which time?
Speaker 2: The time that you had to get adopted?
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't even know who he was. He was, Oh,
I don't know I had a dad. So I was
like ten years old, Okay, I don't know I had
a biological.
Speaker 2: Father, step dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then step whiling out.
Speaker 3: Wow now.
Speaker 5: But I also like when I tell this story, like
people are like, man, fluck that guy. I mean I
get that, yes, that's fair, but like, also, he was
seventeen years old when he came.
Speaker 1: Into my life, very right, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: But when I was born, he was sixteen, longer than
he was seventeen.
Speaker 1: How old was your mom?
Speaker 3: Uh? How did they? I think they're like three or
four years apart or something like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so roughly, yeah, yeah. I think I heard a
quote recently that said, if you don't cure your demons,
that's who raises your kids. And I think at seventeen,
you don't have any time to cure your demons, nor
demons are still getting dressed in going out to party.
Speaker 5: Also, I learned a lot about the reason why, like
I'm like cool with my stepdad and all this shits
because I learned a lot about him, and like he
never knew his father growing up, and his mom would
never tell him who his dad was every.
Speaker 1: Time he asked, did she know? Yep, yeah, but she.
Speaker 5: Would flip out on him anytime he ass okay, So
like so like, and that was like one thing he's
always wanted to know.
Speaker 1: He still doesn't know.
Speaker 5: Uh, my sister did a twenty three and me and
then she was able to find that side of the family.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, did he connect with that person?
Speaker 3: No, his dad already passed. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think they did very little contact with the cousins
and stuff like that, But I don't think yeah, at
that point.
Speaker 3: I think my stepdad was just like man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also, if you're like, you know, if you're not
raised with your family, would you be friends with your family?
You know what I mean? You made them later and
you're like.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like me, you know, It's like that's
how I feel like when my dad, like my biological dad,
tries to introduce me to like cousins and ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just like, all right, all right, it's like, man, weird. Yeah,
it's very weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, because you're like, I don't know this person.
I think that about my real family all the time.
I'm like, if we weren't related and I didn't have
to talk to you, would I talked to you? Answers
are resounding.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: So I think, you know, I think, yeah, I just
had this like a level of empathy for my stepdad.
I mean, and I think that's the only way I've
been able to move forward with my life, you know,
because I mean, holding on to it wasn't doing anything.
So I just like, well, let me learn about this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't still until I started doing jokes about
that situation. And then when I was up there, I
was like, oh, you sound upset. You sound like you're
still like hurt. So then I was like, Okay, what
do you need to do? And it's like, okay, well,
why don't you, like won't I just called my mom
and just started asking her a bunch of questions about
like his childhood, because I ne eve knew about his childhood.
Speaker 1: I think once you learn about because I was in.
Speaker 3: His childhood, we were growing up to knoking over his blocks.
Yeah right, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I think that's the only way to move past being
hurt is learning about somebody and where they're coming from,
and then attempting forgiveness even if they did horrific ship.
You have to be like I think the thing about
abuse in any form is it's usually passed along, right,
It's not like people are just born bad and they
like wake up and they're like I'm gonna beat a kid.
Speaker 3: It's like you know what I mean, Like it's coming,
It's it's rooted.
Speaker 1: It's literally it's just trickle down. It's like that's how
they were treated, and they knew it didn't feel good,
but then they have to put that that didn't feel
good somewhere and they got it square on your chin.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly before I just got here.
Speaker 5: I love doing these jokes about it. But uh no,
I mean like that's the thing. And it's like also
like you know, like like literally learning about his past
and all that stuff, I was just like, ah fuck,
it was like yeah, I was like, okay, we're kind
of like the same guy, you know what I mean,
Like yeah, in a weird way. I mean not even
a weird way. It's just because of the way it was,
you know, happened. I'm more like my stepdad than I
am my biological dad, you know, because I mean just
because that's who I was around. Like that's where like
the you know, all that like strong anger.
Speaker 1: Like comes from right right right right, So he.
Speaker 3: Had like he would like we would outburst the same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you had a little moment in anger
management off and on for how many years.
Speaker 3: Never really stopped. You're still still in it, shouts out,
shouts out chip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I have a theory about anger, and tell
me if you agree with this. I feel like anger
is just fear and adjacent mask adjacent masks. Yeah, like
a very a very like scary version of fear.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's fear based. That's why we react that way.
That's because it's, uh, it's our defense. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 1: When you're having outbursts. So I know you as like,
you know, you've been a friend of mine for how
long seven years? Eight years, and I've always just had
wonderful experiences with you. But every once in a while
I catch that rage. Not in our friendship, but like
we'll be driving and in traffic, you'll like pop the
fuck off, and I'm like, whoa, who is this?
Speaker 3: This is false?
Speaker 5: Very well guy, very I'm very well, you know, well adjusted.
Speaker 1: No, you'll pop the fuck off in traffic.
Speaker 3: Julia Harvard, I went to.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bought a Harvard sweatshirt. Was just
because I thought it was funny. Thought it was a
funny joke. The amount of people that would like let
me park or like let me go first. In grocery story,
they're like Crimson Pride, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I bought this.
Speaker 3: They started sinking.
Speaker 1: I didn't go there, No, but I, oh.
Speaker 3: You said you had wonderful experience.
Speaker 1: No great experiences with you. Every once in a while,
I see the rage and I'm like, oh, there it is.
Speaker 3: How are you doing on that on my rage? Oh? Great?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When is it popping up for you the most?
Like what are your triggers?
Speaker 3: What are my triggers? Disrespect?
Speaker 5: Okay, and also like my biggest triggers are seeing someone
get treated badly by another person. Yea, that's like a
that's like another I don't like when Yeah. Now now
it's like all different stuff.
Speaker 3: Now it's like, uh, you're.
Speaker 1: Like Dexter, like you're killing for good?
Speaker 3: Yes, killing for good. Yes, that's how I led like
that kind of stuff. This is me off.
Speaker 5: Like when people are just like like, who did I want?
I wanted to suck this dude in the face at
the airport, just the way he talked to that that
gate agent, Like yeah, and a lot of times you
like I realize that a lot of times it's not
in their fucking control. Bro, you think you think she's
gonna go grab the plane because it's it's delayed?
Speaker 3: Bro, chill you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: He just called her a bitch, and I was just like, whoa,
I should fucking kick this dude.
Speaker 3: Fucking he's wearing sandals. Sandals at the fucking airport.
Speaker 1: Mother flip flops? Yeah, bro, Yeah, man in flip flops,
jail ja.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to jail, Joe man in flip flops, pedophile.
Speaker 2: Literally nobody, nobody wants to see.
Speaker 5: Your But yeah, like that's the kind of stuff that
I get get worked up about. Honestly, when I think
about it, that's what I was pissed off about the
whole time. What do you mean, just disrespect stuff like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I am.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually I know I did some bad ship.
Speaker 4: I know you did.
Speaker 2: I was gonna let you get away.
Speaker 1: I was gonna let you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You let me sit for a second. I heard myself.
Speaker 2: I did some ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all did some dumb ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You to drink wild turkey and fight, didn't you drink?
Speaker 3: It was my drink? Put a little hair on your
chest is what I said.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, yeah, uh you know actually what you know,
I would get violent, but a lot of people would
not fight me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: Like the strangest thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember one time nobody wanted to fight that.
Remember one time I threw a forty at this dude.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was in Texas and I was visiting my buddies.
They went to Texas Tech, and I remember we were
partying this like you know sometimes they have these campus
living apartments or whatever. It's just for people that go
to the school dorms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not dorms. It's like an apartment.
Speaker 5: Okay, they started like campus yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And
I remember I was visiting my homies in Texas, and
you know, Texas had me drink, probably drinking the most,
you know when I lived in Texas, and we were
parting outside, and all of a sudden, my my homie,
one of my homies, comes running up.
Speaker 3: He's like booking it, and I was like, what's up, bro.
Speaker 5: He's like, these dudes are trying to come and fight us.
And I was like where are they at? And it
was like these frat dudes walking up. And then I
was like I saw them walking up, I took my
shirt off, took a swig of my forty first dude
I saw I threw it at him, and then he
fucking was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: He came in.
Speaker 5: He goes, hey, man, we're just trying to figure out
who took a ship at the top of our toilet.
I go, oh, that was definitely my friend, because we
was doing shit like that, Like that was like how
our brains like thought. But you know, and I felt
bad throwing that day of forty after this fact. Here's
the thing, anytime I got in a fight, like you know,
after it, I would always cry.
Speaker 3: Me with that brittany tough boy.
Speaker 1: Just I mean, listen, rage like that feels so good
in the moment. It's like satisfied something really deep within
where you're like, oh, I'm the bigger man. But like
I did the same thing. I punched my roommate in college.
It's the only time I've ever laid my hands on
someone if I could. I don't have many regrets in life.
That's one of the only ones. Like afterwards, I felt horrible,
like I'm like, I don't have the right to put
my hands on somewhat. Yeah, it doesn't matter how heated
it's getting. I didn't have the right to do that,
and I should have never done it. And it's something
that like makes me soul sick to this day. Just like,
first of all, I broke my hand in a way
that's going to like give me arthritis. So oh damn,
who like won that fight?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah me. Well and that was my thing too,
like with like with fighting, I think, you know, it
was just all I knew. Yeah, I hated fighting, but
it was just all I knew. Yeah, way to like
defend myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So yeah, like I beat someone's ass and then all
of a sudden I'd be crying after in a corner somewhere.
Speaker 1: Really funny to write that into your TV show.
Speaker 2: A loser.
Speaker 5: The guy's just walking with a fucking walking by me
with a busted eye, yeah you know, yeah yeah, but
my last I think my last, Like I mean, I
threw someone down at a Wu Tang concert, but that
was like.
Speaker 3: Not Tang, Yeah, during which song they didn't even come out.
Speaker 1: Yet, Okay, but it was fine to say that would
be sacrilege, but like it was a.
Speaker 3: Dude who was we were close to the front and
he was. He was a big dude.
Speaker 5: He was pushing these girls against the barricade and they're like, hey, bro, stop,
like you're squishing us, and he wouldn't stop.
Speaker 3: And so that ship, like yeah, yeah, just triggered me.
Yeah that it was that right there.
Speaker 1: But honestly, like that ship is scary when you're getting
squished at a concert, Like people die that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, was big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fighting it. It's probably the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So like that was that, And I think I was
like twenty or twenty one. Maybe that was like the
last time I like actually like physically had to like fight.
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Thank me later. How's your road ridge?
Speaker 3: I don't have that. It's a weird thing. Okay, I
stop getting out of my car. Tell you that much.
Speaker 5: I've got out. I've gone out of my car. Oh no,
I know, yeah, I've gone out of the car. I
remember one time. This is when I stopped getting out
of the car.
Speaker 3: Remeber.
Speaker 5: One time, there was a sometimes like when you're turning right,
it'll give you a green arrow right to turn right,
like to let you know, like it's okay to turn right.
And this person that see it. So I just gave
him a little courtesy right, And then I think they
took that as disrespect, but they weren't moving, you know.
I was just like, no, you got the arrow, and
I was just trying to let them know. You know, like,
how was I supposed to want me to call you?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: So you got me with my car?
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: So so then you know, I turned, which I didn't think.
I didn't think they were like mad about it. But
then they like kind of switched lanes and drew back
to me and then they were like I was like
what and then they got back behind me right, so
I was like, oh, hell no. So then I put
that ship in part got out, said what the fuck's up?
And it was a little girl. She looked so terrified,
and I know, like but my like my initial thought
was like, yeah, bitch, you flipped me off. But also
like I'm like, it's okay, I'm not gonna do anything.
It's okay you and your boyfriend of fine, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Dost I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was just like, oh god it you know.
Speaker 5: But that made me feel like yeah, crazy though, It's
like stop getting out of your fucking car like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so stupid.
Speaker 1: I had a moment where so this is when I
was doing AA getting sober for the first time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I had a really hard relationship with God, Like I
didn't have one. It was non existent, and I remember
I couldn't figure it out. And my sponsor just told me,
she was like anything can be your higher power. It
doesn't matter if it's a flower, it doesn't matter if
it's your dog whatever. And I picked Biggie my dog,
like he's gonna be my higher power. And then while
I was doing step four, like the resentment step, Biggie
started like going crazy at the gardener, like losing his mind.
And I was just like, okay, I mean, you can
have that reaction if you want, but like you're safe,
you're fine, everything's good. And then in that moment, I
was like, Oh, that's how my higher power looks at
me when I'm freaking out in life, like and I
kind of thought about it, like when I'm like in
traffic losing my mind, you know what I mean, and
being like, well, fuck you, fuck this. Like I remember
one time I had road rage so bad and I
was like hungover in a whole ass mask. I was
eating taco bell like just the queen.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: Just the queen, like if your body is a temple.
I burned my down literally, but I this guy was
We had a road ridge incident in Venice and he
was in a convertible and I was in my jeep
and I fucking rolled my window down. I took the
lid off my sprite and I threw it in this
fucking car, and I'm like, first of all, that's a crime.
Speaker 2: That is a crime.
Speaker 1: But second of all, it's like, where was I in
that moment that I felt so un safe or so
on that that that.
Speaker 3: Was my reaction the reaction. Wow, yeah, Like so after
you talk about forty.
Speaker 1: Well, I listen, I'm I'm also admitting I was not
a good person, and I'm still not.
Speaker 3: A good person.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't thrown open sprite and something audi anymore.
Speaker 3: But that's crazy some ship I would have done something
like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But after I had that moment with Biggie where
I like zoomed out and I was like, oh, yeah,
like we're safe, We're good, Like we don't have to
be acting.
Speaker 5: A lot of times, a lot of times when it
comes to you don't have to say anything. Yeah really
because it all happens so fast and it goes away
because we're driving.
Speaker 1: Literally, have you started meditating yet?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Nah, I don't do I don't do meditation. I do uh.
Speaker 1: Screaming into your pillow at the top of your lungs.
Speaker 3: Nah, I don't do that.
Speaker 5: I do the deep breathing. Okay, I forget what the
type of breathing.
Speaker 1: It's called homs. There's a name to it.
Speaker 3: There's there's a name. Woman.
Speaker 5: I was like, why am I blanking on this breathing?
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you do these like deep breasts hold.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah that that like I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a form of meditation. I think anything you
can do to quiet your mind. My monkey mind was
on today, Like I woke up this morning and every
person I hate, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: About on the rind. I was like and I was like,
oh no, this is.
Speaker 1: Not a good brain today. But then I realized I didn't.
I forgot to meditate this morning.
Speaker 3: See that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'll have this thing where there's times i'll see somebody
that I haven't seen it forever.
Speaker 3: And we'll talk like, oh my god, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 5: And then I'll be like, man, it's so good to
see you. And then I'll be like, I haven't forgot
about what you did.
Speaker 3: Bro. I remember that ship, bro.
Speaker 5: Like like if they did something, yeah, something like sideways
to like said something to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I ain't forgot that ship. Yeah you know
I remember, Bro.
Speaker 1: I saw a fucking Instagram post the other day that
said me and my friends just got revenge on somebody
that wronged me twelve years old.
Speaker 2: Never relaxed, we're patient.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, yeah, no, I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a forgive and don't forget.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But like, once someone shows me they're a weird bitch,
they're always.
Speaker 2: A weird bitch.
Speaker 3: They're always a weird bitch.
Speaker 1: Once you're corny, you're always on the car.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can apologize, but all of them just
remember that you're a weird bitch.
Speaker 5: It's so funny because like the thing is like the thing,
the thing I do the most, Like when I don't
like somebody.
Speaker 3: I'm very quiet around them.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, Oh okay, I know.
Speaker 5: And it's so funny because, uh, you know, if there's
ever a time where it's like my best friend Tommy,
if they know him too or whatever, they're always everybody
always reaches out to him. Don't go why should be
so quiet? You're like, oh, I don't know, just you know,
probably just thinking about some stuff today.
Speaker 1: And then just an introspective guy.
Speaker 5: And then he'll come up to me. He'll be like
Toyler's gay dude. He'll be like, do you have to
be so quiet.
Speaker 2: You can't like it much worse.
Speaker 3: It was like, like, why do you have to wear
it so heavy on your.
Speaker 5: Face because I'm just I don't know, like its just
I can't like it's just best if I'm quiet around
those people.
Speaker 1: But that's how I am too. If I don't like
you or I don't trust you, no, I'll just sit
there and and that's that makes people very uncomfortable because
most people have to fill the room with noise. People
that can't sit in silence are not to be trusted,
and they don't like when you're able to sit in silence.
It is a form of strength to be able to
sit in silence, and you could like a monk.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, just like that. I know, I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever irish goodbye?
Speaker 3: Do I?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You always say by the fifty people? No, I'll
text them like, yo, bro, a good scene.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: I don't even know, yeah, because.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm like, we gotta stop doing it. It's
like we got to stop making it this thing where
it's like I have to say bye to fifty people
and you upset that I didn't say bye, and it's like, no, bro,
I will text you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean too many people think it's rude to
Irish goodbye, and I'm like, you're lucky I came at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, you look at I pulled up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're lucky. I left my the comfort of my home.
I know, to be around your friends that I don't like, because.
Speaker 3: That should be driving me crazy. I'm not making these
fucking rounds. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, the host is the only person I'll ever say
goodbye to.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if and if I see him and they're like
super busy and like happy with something, You're welcome. I
didn't interrupt your good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes I'll shout all right everybody, I I'll do that.
Speaker 3: I've done that one before.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just an Irish goodbye or never come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just it's my whole Oh so why I got
to pull up?
Speaker 1: Why is it your birthday party? Are you in your
mid thirties? You're having a birthday party? Get a grip
on your whole entire life? Are you not? Are you
paying attention people who like their birthdays?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: You you you remember birthdays. I remember your birthday, rain man,
but I don't think you like you don't celebrate it
is my birthday. Wait, wait, wait, I know your January seventeenth. No,
it was just recently and I texted you on the day.
Speaker 3: No, no, you didn't text me. Yeah you text me.
Speaker 1: I text you got something else my birthday, and you responded.
Speaker 2: With just the date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's I was closed. Give me that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: People that celebrate their birthday, it's like get very excited
about their birthdays. I'm like, at this big age, at
this big old age, I think think after thirty, you're done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, after twenty one.
Speaker 1: After okay, here's the birthdays. I think, here's the birthdays.
I think you're allowed to celebrate twenty one, twenty five
if you want thirty forty funeral?
Speaker 4: What special about of twenty five or thirty year old?
Speaker 1: Thirty is thirty? I think when you enter a new decade,
you're allowed to celebrate.
Speaker 3: I think twenty one and fifty.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I love that about you.
Speaker 3: I think I think that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty is cool.
Speaker 4: I'll give them forty instead of fifty, since that's the traditional.
Speaker 3: Over the hill.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people be dying.
Speaker 3: Oh you say, like forty is the forty is that
over the hill. Oh I have, like it's my big
surprise parties. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, way back to your dad's we got way off
the No, I mean it's still it's in the area.
It's in the air, in the area. So when when
you were ten you realized you had a dad that
was in prison.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that my mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, prison or jail.
Speaker 5: Prison, maximum security, life because yeah, yeah, no, he studied
law in prison. And uh, when you when when they
signed off for someone to get to serve life, it
has to be signed by a specific person. Well that
person didn't sign that. Someone else did, and my dad
caught that. So not only did he get released, but
him and a bunch of other inmates got released. That's
how he got out from the life sentence. Wow, that's
like searching on searching online and ship.
Speaker 1: Good for him. Yeah yeah, I mean that's gangster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, well.
Speaker 3: Yeah he went back in. Yeah well yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, studied those PDFs. Still, I got my But
he went.
Speaker 1: Back in for a short period because I didn't meet him. No,
he's not he's out, he's back.
Speaker 3: Yeah when did he go? What was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You never told me this because I met him in Arizona.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's sure he's serving a short sentence. Uh,
you know who he's in there with, Big Baby, Oh,
Glenn Davis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Glen Davis. What's he in prison for.
Speaker 3: It was like a whole thing with like the NBA.
Speaker 1: Oh, the racketeering, not racketering, but the it was like
insurance insurance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was doing something that keep his health insurance.
Some weird scam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a weird scam.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't just that's so crazy to me. It's like,
you have so much money, just pay for your own insurance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It wasn't just Big Baby. I think
it was a few others that were like doing it.
But basically they were like going, I think they were
lying saying like I need dental work. They weren't getting
the dental work or something, and like.
Speaker 1: Collecting the money. It's that weird ship where I'm just like,
if you would have just invested your money.
Speaker 3: Well, we would have.
Speaker 1: To defrauding insurance for four hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Davis was involved in a scheme where eighteen former NBA
players submitted over five million dollars in false medical invoices
with Davis specifically involved in forty four thousand fraudulent payout.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like you think he could probably just do some appearances.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You can make that. He could make that easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like.
Speaker 1: A low uh it's load security.
Speaker 3: Low security. They call it like a non violent Yeah.
Speaker 1: So is he ooping with your dad?
Speaker 3: Is heping my dad?
Speaker 7: Is he's got a whole team and the coaches, it's
all eighteen of the NBA. Yeah exactly, But no, they're
in there with like like CEOs.
Speaker 1: And like lawyers and white collar ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're there.
Speaker 1: They're learning more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're learning more that you do.
Speaker 1: That, Yeah, learning how to do the what collar.
Speaker 3: Look at you? Yeah. So yeah he got back in.
Speaker 1: What what was he doing? What was he up to
this time?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have no idea.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what might have.
Speaker 1: Be been up to? What is the law I think
he was up to.
Speaker 3: He was rolling with some dude that was wire tap, that.
Speaker 1: Was okay, yeah, snitch ship Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And I think they did the RICO thing. We're like
they take out they take down anyone associated.
Speaker 1: I think it's what is Yeah, Yeah, damn, did you
see Diddy's getting out for good behavior?
Speaker 3: No, bro, he'd been bad out here the whole time.
What the fuck.
Speaker 1: Getting out early? I don't even know. I didn't even
fact check it.
Speaker 3: Oh you just looked at it.
Speaker 1: Can you check that out? Can you check that and
see if Diddy's actually getting out? I do think his
sentence got shortened for good behavior. Did we see the
Cassie video? I know, no matter how good you're in there,
I don't care how many toilets you've cleaned.
Speaker 3: But I guess with that video, because they settled out
of court with.
Speaker 1: That, I know what, it doesn't mean it didn't happen,
because it's not evidence that he's.
Speaker 2: A horrendous person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what thought you would be like, let's
get his backstory, let me understand him, to forget the.
Speaker 3: Little empathy for But you know what I will say.
Speaker 4: April twenty fifth, two thousand and eight, is due his
Calculator release, and it's been moved up for good behavior
and time served. Already told you this motherfuck time served
is common, Like if they held you way, eating your
trial and ship for all, that's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the good behavior is what gets me Is.
Speaker 3: That the good behavior that bar right there?
Speaker 2: Just take that out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I picture.
Speaker 4: Is good behavior him sitting there and paying that Farnsworth Bentley,
I like, clean up.
Speaker 3: Because yeah he's in like a low.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's chilling. He's like with Giselaine, I think is
actually no, she got moved out to a lower it's
not a puppy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep her company if that's her?
Speaker 3: Is that how you say her name?
Speaker 1: No? I know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh got it because I was like, I hate her name.
Speaker 1: It is isn't it?
Speaker 4: Or is it my I don't know if you say
I was like crazy.
Speaker 2: Crazy neighbors.
Speaker 1: Just Plaine Jesz a girl named gizl That is crazy.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that's the only fans. Girls aren't doing
the the porn stars used to do the parody and
like the fake.
Speaker 1: Someone could be Yeah that would be funny, okay, Gizlane.
Speaker 3: Anyways, Dad's anyway, Dad's in jail.
Speaker 1: Do you think he gets podcasts in jail?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get everything, They get everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they know how to get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah they get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm not going to say what he has because
I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not a snitch. Yeah, they got phones, they
got the drugs, they got all of it. I'll say
it because I know because my uncle's in prison.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How do you know that.
Speaker 3: He kissed me?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have had a lot of loss in
your life out of death, gang ship will sup gang ship?
Would have you had two brothers pass away?
Speaker 3: Two brothers? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you ever see like signs from them? Like gang signs?
Speaker 5: Sorry I just kidd gang signs.
Speaker 3: Cry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, like you know what I mean, everyone's like
I see angel numbers a lot, like eleven eleven, ten, ten, twelve, twelve, yeah,
three thirty three, four forty four, Like I always think,
like that's my mom or my.
Speaker 3: Grandma forty four, forty four.
Speaker 1: For forty four, Like whenever you see what does that mean? Well,
they all mean different things, but whenever you see numbers
in like repetitive numbers like ten, ten, eleven, eleven for
forty four one o'clock I'm talking about or if you
like see it just like on a sign. Do you
ever get signs like that from your what.
Speaker 3: A fuck y'all?
Speaker 5: A don't give me a sign? U? Yeah, I mean
I don't explain it. I mean I feel like there's
an energy there for sure that comes around when certain
things like happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, they're like helping you from the other side.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it like very interesting ways, you know what
I mean, where that I like feel that.
Speaker 3: Where I'm like, oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 5: And usually you know, I'm not like religious or anything,
but I'm not against it, you know what I mean.
And but yeah, there's there's just certain things that will
happen where I'm like, ah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yea. Yeah, you don't have to be religious to be
spiritual and to believe that like the loved ones you've
lost are right here. Yeah, they're in a different dimension,
but they're with us. Like have you ever read Journey
of Souls?
Speaker 3: No, but Audrey did a reading on me.
Speaker 1: Who's Audrey Audrey Stewart. She does readings now.
Speaker 3: The medium thing oh with Thomas Dale is that readings.
Speaker 1: But she's doing readings.
Speaker 3: So it pops out.
Speaker 5: So it happens when she's like drunk, like when she's tipsy,
she can like she can tap in and then she
goes let me, let me do it on you.
Speaker 3: One time and I was like I was like, I
don't know.
Speaker 5: I was like this ship weird I was like, and
then I then I was like, you know what, if
there's one person, I would let do it with you.
And then uh so, so yeah, we were chilling or whatever,
and uh she goes she was she was tipsy when
she asked me. And then I was like, okay, I'll
let you do it. And then she goes, okay, let
me just go get a cup of water. And then
and then like as soon as she started walking back,
she goes, I'm getting something, like immediately she said, I'm
getting something, and then you know big guy, I go, yep, yeah,
that's my brother.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 5: She said something like she's like she's like he keeps
doing something but like my ear, like it's like he's
like this or whatever. I go, are you serious and
she goes, yeah, yeah, I go. My brother used to
do this thing where he would kiss our ears and
run off and we would get pissed off about it.
And I fucking hated when he would because he would
do it to all of us. He would just like
walk up behind you and and I'm like that's crazy.
Like I was like, whatever, keep going, you know, and
then uh then she was just like she's like he
keeps like smacking like like someone like I don't know
if it's food or like he's just but he just
keeps smacking. And I go, I go, you're fucking with me.
I go, you talk to my mom or something like
what how do you like? I go, my brother whenever
he would uh whatever he would eat, he would smack
really fucking loud, and we would make him eat in
the other room.
Speaker 3: I go, no, one would like just know that, you know.
So she like, was you know, seeing all these things.
Speaker 1: Or whatever chimed in to just annoy you from the other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just it was just things that I
was just like, I was like, you can't, like you
wouldn't just like know that.
Speaker 3: The one that like.
Speaker 5: The part that got me is she was just like
she's like, how did you say your brother died? And
then I was like, I mean I was like what
it said on the death certificate was a accidental overdose
or whatever. She goes, I don't think he died that way, said,
I don't think that's how he died. I was like what,
And then she was like something with like chest or whatever,
Like it's like what like she was feeling something with
the chest or whatever, And I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: I was like. I was like, I have no clue.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, I mean, the only thing I know
is that, like he went to the hospital a few
months before he passed. He went to the hospital. But
I was like, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: She was like, ask your mom or anyone if anyone knows,
like why or whatever. And then so then I asked
my mom. I was like, Yo, what did Damon go
to the hospital for, like a few months before he passed?
Speaker 3: You remember that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because he had She said, uh, he had pneumonia.
He was coughing up blood. And I was like, oh interesting.
And also when I was when I had to go
get his ashes or whatever, or like when I initially
went to like what what was it a mortician or whatever,
I don't know, Morgan or whatever. The guy was like, uh,
because your brother have like some kind of issue or
something like a health problem.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't, I don't know why.
Speaker 5: He was like I was curious, And at this time
I didn't know how he died, because it took them
a year, a year and a month to tell me
how he died, because I guess they were backed up
at the uh no, not the morgue.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are those called?
Speaker 3: Not the autopsy is the other one, like the.
Speaker 6: Everyone whatever whatever Corners office or something like that, whatever
wherever they do, like the toxicology reports and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: And I lived right now next to it, so I
go down there every day to be like, hey, anything new,
anything new, and and it which was like crazy but
uh but no. So then when I finally got the
deaths it was a year and a month after he died,
finally get the depths death certificate.
Speaker 3: And then I go, is that my brother.
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Got right? So that's just Mike.
Speaker 5: So when so when he uh so, when I gave
the guy the death certificate so I can get the
ashes and all that stuff, and he looked at the
death certificate and saw and saw what they wrote as
to why he died, and he goes, this is bullshit.
Speaker 3: He goes, your brother didn't die that way. Interesting, Yeah,
he I never forget that day.
Speaker 5: I see the man's face like he he literally said,
that's not he goes, he goes, he goes, they just wrote.
Speaker 6: This, Yeah, because I don't believe this. Yeah, because that's
not how your brother died. And I was like damn.
So then when the Audrey thing, yeah, having and she
said it, Yeah, I was just like, what the fu?
Yeah yeah, so like that's that's just like wild. Yeah
you know what I mean, Like those ships are like crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but long, like there's a name for it and
I don't know it. It's like pneumonia that lasts a
long time is very deadly, walking pneumonia, walking pneumonia, I
think last like a I don't know enough about this.
I'm not a doctor, but it is, but it is
deadly and whatever you know did he gave to everyone
in his life, even putting put pneumonia on the death certificates.
Remember he was like poisoning everyone. He like a bodyguard died,
his ex wife died. They all died of pneumonia. Really yeah, yeah,
so pneumonia can definitely kill you. It's very scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, no, it is.
Speaker 1: It is crazy when you have those experiences within I mean,
or someone who can communicate with the other side, and
you're like, you would never know that.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you, the smacking of the lips and the
kissing on the ears. There's only like this, especially the
smacking while eating. Only our family, yeah, yeah, only yeah, literally,
only they would know that.
Speaker 1: You should read the book Journey of Souls. This it's
this guy. He's a hypnotist with a PhD. And he
was basically working on trauma patients to try and figure
out like people would come in with like pain and
they would go to every single doctor and they couldn't
figure out what happened, and so he would put him
under a hypnosis and he was what he was finding
is when he was talking to them in a hypnotized state,
he could go back to past lives and he could
also access what it's like to die. And he had
hundreds and hundreds of accounts of people talking about the
experience of dying and what it's like and how you
are gone, but you're here and you're kind of you're
hovering in this space where you can protect and watch yourtory.
No purgatory is for the people that do fucked up ship.
So there is there is a space where your soul
goes for holding. If you fuck some ship up, like
you murdered somebody or you you know, did some gnarly ship,
you get held for.
Speaker 4: A long time, all right, Because that was bringing up
some questions in my head because what if you're the
hypnotist and this guy's like in my past life, I
was Hitler, do you fuck him up? Or do you say,
oh okay and just live with that information.
Speaker 1: You kind of have to live with the information because
the whole I don't think Hitler. I think Hitler was
too bad to reincarnate. I think he did. If you
do too much, yeah, you get taken out of Hitler
and Damer like you get taken out of the soul pool.
You didn't learn the lessons, you know, but you should
read the book. I think you really like it. Journey
of Soul, Journey of Souls.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's easy to remember.
Speaker 1: Real quick, I want to talk about, Uh, what was
that like?
Speaker 2: What was that like?
Speaker 1: Money coming in?
Speaker 3: I mean, come up.
Speaker 1: Chappelle's a good Chappelle been coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you.
There's just okay, And I'm not gonna I'm not trying
to blow smoke up your ass because I don't like
to do that. But there's just no one funnier like I.
You don't bomb. I've never seen you fair bomb. Okay,
but I haven't seen it in my experience. I've seen
you do average once. Do you remember when I was
going through my divorce and I was so depressed and
we were booked on a show together, and I went
on stage and I laid a fucking goose egg. I
was so depressed and so sad. And you were on
the line up right after me, and you got on
stage and what'd you say? What'd you say to the crowd?
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: He said I'm not going to do that and.
Speaker 2: He made that face in that moment.
Speaker 5: It was so funny because I thought she was backstage.
She said right, and I just looked at my right.
I was like off.
Speaker 1: I was so depressed and I was like bye, best.
Speaker 2: She just threw me all the way under the.
Speaker 1: Threw me all the way under the buzz.
Speaker 2: You reversed the bus lifeless.
Speaker 4: He didn't shut them up with a good room something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Cow is a solo sport. Can we say?
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Crowds are smart and they can tell when you're okay
and when you're not okay. And I was not okay.
Speaker 5: I always say that to people. People don't realize that
I was like, a crowd can tell when you're.
Speaker 1: Not okay, yeah, when you're trying to make something funny
that you don't think is funny yet. Crowds because they
can feel energetically and they're like, do we have permission
to laugh at this? And the only time they have
permission is if they know you're healed.
Speaker 3: They just know, they just know it.
Speaker 5: Were always like that was a bad crowd. No, no,
they just they just can feel what you Well.
Speaker 1: Sometimes crowds can suck a dick. Sometimes crowds are bad.
I'm not of the ilk of comedian. It's like, you know,
you're a bad comic and you have to be a
better Some crowds fucking suck. And here's the thing that's hard.
It's like groupthink. Like group think is very real in
an audience. We all feed off of each other's energy.
So if a few people like it, more people are
gonna like it. And you know what I mean, They're
like people can also decide really quickly if they hate you,
which happens to me a lot. You know, but I
just think you have This was a long walk for
a ham sandwich. But me, I was just trying to say,
like you have the best stage present presence in the game,
and yourself fucking funny, and you're just easy. You're an
easy comedian to watch, Like I know, when I go
on stage, I'm a tough comic to watch because like
I make you think about uncomfortable things. Yeah, And I
think when the world is so uncomfortable, people don't want
to then go watch a comedy show and also be uncomfortable,
you know what I mean. So you have like this
nice light sensibility about you that I think is just
so palatable in the world. When when more people find you,
everyone's gonna love you. Yeah, And I think that's starting
to happen for you, and I'm really happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think it just comes from like I just know
my energy before that, you know, And I feel like
the energy that I've built now, you know, for myself
is like made just thrive a lot more where it's
like my energy before any of this was like, you know,
like I think it was always in me.
Speaker 3: I just had to find it. Yeah, I just you know.
Speaker 5: Not saying it's like like this is like some something.
I mean, Yeah, I wouldn't say I created it as
much as I needed to find it, right, Yeah, but
like my energy beforehand, like before.
Speaker 6: Like before comedy, is that before comedy, before all, everything
was just very you know, I was pretty awe for sure,
you know, but I just needed to find that light.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's so it's so interesting what comedy can bring
out in you because I can imagine people from your
past know you as a certain way, angry, violent, drunk,
whatever it is, and then they see maybe this version
of you online that's so light and jovial and like it.
I think it is a real testimony to hope to
just like people aren't always going to be one thing
and we do get to change and like what an honor?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah some some yeah, because some sometimes some of my
friends or not not some of my friends are just
people that I've known from like the past. They'll try
to talk to me in ways that I'm like, oh,
that's not who I am anymore.
Speaker 3: Bro, Like yeah with a different different guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like they're like, oh, you know, they'll they'll try
to be like, oh, that's not how you like you're
like this, Like bro, you know, I'm thirty nine now,
Like no, I'm not that Like, that's not that's what
you saw Like when we were in our twenties. Yeah,
for sure I was that guy. But I'm like to
think that that is what I still am. Is fucking
wild because they are still who they are.
Speaker 1: And that was what I was gonna say. Some people don't.
Speaker 3: Change, Britney motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Some people don't change. Some people come on this earth
and they just fucking sit and they stay the exact
same and they make the same mistakes and they keep
repeating patterns and they wonder why their life is shitty,
and they never change. But I think you know, you
had the foresight to see, like this life I'm in
now is low vibration, and I don't like it, and
i don't want to be here, and I'm going to
change and I'm gonna do the necessary work. And you
did a ton of work on yourself and then you
fucking slogged it. I mean, comedy is a slog You
fucking slogged it. You were, like, you know, trying to
figure it out for a long time and then it
just clicked. And it's like when when you're ready, you're
ready and God gives it to you.
Speaker 5: Then well, I think the biggest thing is like the
people I look up to, like really care about the
art and like being a student of what they do,
and so I kind of just taken that template and
like applied that to common. But he's like always caring
about like being a student student of it and trying
to get better and not acting like, oh, I just know.
It's like no, I don't like you can show that.
I can show you that I know by what I create,
what I put out there, you know what I mean,
But I don't need to, like, you know, I think
so many people are like always have these like opinions
on like the state of comedy, the state of this,
and I don't really carry those opinions because I go,
I mean, we're all we're all doing it like yeah,
and just do it your way like it's it's not
I don't. I don't know, like if someone ever asked
me to speak on the state of comedy, I'm like, yeah,
next question, bro.
Speaker 3: You know, because I'm I don't know, yeah, just doing it.
Speaker 5: And I probably have said that, you know, don't get wrong,
I've said things before, but I think as I've like
grown in this, like every time, I'm always like I don't,
I go, I don't know if that like matters that much.
It's like, you know, because uh, sometimes people will be like,
you know, these clubs are just booking these like YouTubers
because they can sell out because they have such huge
followings or whatever, and I'm like, yeah, like, but also
there's comedians selling out those same rooms that are like
doing straight up comedy like you you know what I mean.
So it's not like it's not just these guys. Yeah whatever,
the club makes their money for the night with those
YouTubers or whatever. But I don't think it really matters,
like we make it seem like, I don't know, just
sometimes like state of comedy shit is like weird. I'm like,
I enjoy the art and I go, I want to
love this, Like so that's why I don't like That's
why I don't have like opinions on that.
Speaker 1: Like, you just have a light energy that's not common
in comedians. Comedians I think in general are they're nihilists
and they're just very negative and yeah, Present Company included,
I think I get it. I just have a lightness
about you that's really refreshing, which is why people are
starting to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and you know, I had a conversation
with Jason Chenney the other day and he was giving
me like props or whatever.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the thing that like, uh, like I
like rooting for my friends, you know, like rooting for
people that are that are really trying it because it,
I mean, this is a tough fucking industry. We're all
literally all trying it, and everyone has different personalities in it.
I think because of cheerleading, Like I think it's.
Speaker 1: Uh, we didn't even mention your cheerleading. I made a
joke about it. Nobody got it and nobody understood my
blind side. But oh yeah, yeah, yeah that earlier was
very competitive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very competitive.
Speaker 5: But like I think with cheerleading and being on teams, uh,
especially cheering the way that I did it, like such
a high level, you're gonna see so many different personalities
and like you kind of just there's one thing that
was always like said, you got to accept others differences,
you know what I mean. It's like there was people
I hate it on my team. I go, I'll never
talk to this person ever again. But I was like, bro,
we gotta win this.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Like like that's like like it's like I know, I'll
never like there's people that I was around every fucking
day that I do not talk to at all anymore.
And I'm very happy because I hate some of you bitches.
But and you can hate me too, that's fine, but
you know, but yeah, like but there's this thing about like,
you know, I know we're not on a team in comedy,
but like, yeah, like I do care for my peoples
to like when you know, I care about you enough,
and I know sometimes people say things out of pocket
or whatever, but I try to, like I try to
like let all that ship slide, you know, because it's like.
Speaker 2: You just said earlier, you don't forget ship.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about like in the sense of like it's
it's in the it's noted, noted. But I'm like, I'm
not gonna when I say let it slide, I'm not
going to act how I would love to, you know
what I mean, the way I would love to react
to you, like bitch, I'll culle you, you know, but
but no, the way it's just like, okay, noted.
Speaker 3: But I was like, I'm gonna let you have that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah, okay, Well you're amazing. I'm so
proud of you tell everyone where they can follow you. Please.
Oh my god, we have word of the week. Thank you, Mike,
have a goat. That's and that.
Speaker 4: Was that iPad schmancy girl, right, mm hmmmmm, Well it's not.
Speaker 3: That's an expensive on.
Speaker 1: Huh, you can afford it.
Speaker 3: I just don't be living like that.
Speaker 1: Lego word of the week. We're educating all of our listeners.
Never heard have you ever heard of lago?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: That's my cousin. I got a cousin lego. That's what
did you say?
Speaker 1: It's leg lago l a g o m It's an adjective.
Do you know what an adjective is.
Speaker 2: That's my cousin.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, adjective is a funny day because the adjective.
Speaker 7: She'd be agitated.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, adjective not too much and not too little,
just the right amount. Legome is Swedish and Norwegian word
that means just the right amount.
Speaker 3: I've bet a lot of chefs use that, a lot
of cooks and stuff.
Speaker 1: Maybe I thought Mike was going to pull us English
words when he pulled the words a different language. So listen.
That's for our interest in Swedish origins. That's that's our
international word of the week for all of the international
listeners that are mad at me because I canceled my
shows in London. I canceled. I had to cancel them.
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 1: I had London, Berlin and Amsterdam. It was a three
city deal and if I didn't sell in one, I
pretty much didn't get paid. And I sold six tickets
in Amsterdam, so I was like, I gotta I gotta
call it.
Speaker 5: Listen before I started selling tickets and when I would
canceled show and the people that were mad, I go,
there's seven of you.
Speaker 3: That are pissed off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys can do you know.
Speaker 5: How big that fucking room is that they sent me to, Man,
it was four hundred seats. Seven of you were like, oh,
I'm going seven of.
Speaker 2: You and then got mad enough to write me a.
Speaker 5: D Yeah are you Yeah, some people because I'm going
back to Greensboro. As I canceled that, I sold seven
tickets and they were upset that I seven tickets and
they're like, are you really.
Speaker 3: Coming back this time? Because I just announced it?
Speaker 5: Yes, bitch, yes, okay, seven of you, seven of you.
Speaker 4: Unless y'all don't bring any friends and then seven of you.
Speaker 2: I can sell now.
Speaker 1: Chappelle's selling, all right, tell everyone ready to follow you,
please Chappelle Lacy, but you have to tell them how
to sell her. Spell Chappelle because I p E L
l A E Chappelle, Lacy. Don't get so fucking down
in the dumps. The first time I ever texted you,
I texted you hey, Chappelle.
Speaker 2: But I spelled it like Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1: You did, and you, being so nice, the humble giant
that you are, you just followed me on Instagram to
show me the spelling of your name instead of correcting
me in the text. I know how to do this, yeah,
And I was like, oh sorry, Chappelle.
Speaker 2: I was like, sorry, I only know one Chappelle.
Speaker 3: I only know one Happier I am.
Speaker 1: I'm on Lexapro, I am. I'm medicated to you. And also,
I have a young boyfriend who's if he's not pissing
me off, he's making me pretty happy.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's cool because I see the glow.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I love you so much.
Speaker 3: I love you too, Thanks for coming, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Bye, besties.
Speaker 4: W