Speaker 1: And did you hear that? Come on, come on, and
Speaker 1: did I hear what that whistles? That's the Rinsol white whistle,
Speaker 1: and Rinso means us.
Speaker 2: That's right, Rinso gets clothes, Rinso wipes, and Rinso presents
Speaker 2: the amoson Andy show.
Speaker 1: I've got a hunch.
Speaker 2: That some wash days, a lot of you ladies look
Speaker 2: at your laundry hamper and the clothes seam piled way
Speaker 2: up to here, and your spirits go like this because
Speaker 2: you don't see how you'll ever get it all done. Well,
Speaker 2: that's your cue to switch to Sophie Rich Rinso. With
Speaker 2: those peppy Rinso SuDS in your washer, it takes as
Speaker 2: little as a five minute run for each load to
Speaker 2: give you a wash that's really clean. You see, Rinso
Speaker 2: gets out more dirt, washable colors come out Rinso bright
Speaker 2: safely shirts and sheets, and all your white wash look
Speaker 2: gleaming Rinso white. Get Rinso ladies tomorrow, first thing and
Speaker 2: now are stars Amos and Andy.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Andy Brown, that gay romantic figure has actually fallen in
Speaker 2: love with a girl he found listed in the Lonely
Speaker 2: Hearts catalog and has been pressing his courtship through the
Speaker 2: post office as we find Andy. Now he is telling
Speaker 2: Amos and the Kingfish all about Gordenia Smith, his mail
Speaker 2: order fiance number sixty six in the catalog.
Speaker 3: Well, there's Goddina's picture fellas number sixty six in the catalog.
Speaker 1: How you look to you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sure, lucky son? Oh?
Speaker 5: Is he really a good looking Galander?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And since we've been writing each other regular this has
Speaker 3: developed into a real love match.
Speaker 6: I say, by the way in there or all they've
Speaker 6: got in this catalog is pictures of the gals and
Speaker 6: their numbers. How do you find out their name and
Speaker 6: address so you could write to us?
Speaker 3: Well, when he finds the picture of the gall your
Speaker 3: wants in the catalog, you sends the club her number
Speaker 3: with a dollar and they send you back a name
Speaker 3: and address.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a pretty good idea there, Brolander. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how it works. Huh.
Speaker 6: But tell me this, and you sound like you and
Speaker 6: this Guardenia Smith is practically married.
Speaker 1: Did you propose by.
Speaker 7: Meil to Oh?
Speaker 3: Show I read the proposal Tuesday and send it to words.
Speaker 1: You live in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: Uh, And just this morning I got a telegram saying
Speaker 3: she a arrives New York today and for me to
Speaker 3: meet her at the Hollm Plaza Hotel at two o'clock.
Speaker 5: Oh so you rid a proposal, didn't you coming to
Speaker 5: New York?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 1: Then there you really on the hook now, all kingfish.
Speaker 1: Look at that picture?
Speaker 4: Mmm?
Speaker 1: She looked like Lena Horn.
Speaker 3: Look at that beautiful faith catalog or no catalog. That's
Speaker 3: a gal that any man that's been Wait a minute, hello, right,
Speaker 3: and what you want?
Speaker 2: Hello, gentlemen?
Speaker 9: I riced oway here?
Speaker 1: Oh what did I rice over here?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 9: I know why?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I don't neither it was something or what was? Well?
Speaker 1: What's that in your hand?
Speaker 11: There's a special the letter for you especially deliver in Mosanna. Uh,
Speaker 11: that's why I rice over here.
Speaker 1: Special liber letter here. Let me see that. Who is
Speaker 1: it from Don Guardenia?
Speaker 3: No, from the Lonely Hearts Club? Ah boy, my alma matera. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe they want a fifty cent bonus. Because I picked
Speaker 3: the best looking Gallony catalog.
Speaker 1: It must be reporting reader and to go ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dear sir, this is to inform you that, due
Speaker 3: to an unfortunate era, instead of sending you the name
Speaker 3: and address and number sixty six, we sent you the
Speaker 3: address of Gardenias Smith, who was actual number ninety nine
Speaker 3: in the catalog.
Speaker 1: And uh wait a minute, that.
Speaker 3: Means i'd unprepost the number ninety nine instead of sixty six, Kingfish,
Speaker 3: give me that catalog.
Speaker 1: Brother, and were ahead of you.
Speaker 5: I already got the catalog open to the picture of
Speaker 5: nine to nine, the real Gardenia Smith looking at it?
Speaker 5: You is what is the news, King Fieg, And prepare
Speaker 5: yourself for the worst.
Speaker 6: Well, why ain't number ninety nine as pretty number sixty six?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well pretty?
Speaker 5: The best way to describe her is to say that
Speaker 5: you got a face that.
Speaker 1: On second thought, I ain't sure it is a face
Speaker 1: you ain't, huh, norm, But then.
Speaker 5: Again it must be your face has got his on it.
Speaker 6: Well, put it down on the desk there so we
Speaker 6: can all see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, and there, gather your nerves, steal yourself
Speaker 5: and if you got into rules colored glasses, hand and
Speaker 5: slip them on.
Speaker 1: Here's the picture.
Speaker 3: Uh well, I'll tell you one thing, fellas, this is
Speaker 3: one preposal.
Speaker 1: I ain't going through it. Give me that phone and
Speaker 1: I'll call her.
Speaker 5: Hold hold hold it, hold it, and they'll hold it.
Speaker 1: Hold it. What's matter?
Speaker 7: King?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's wrong?
Speaker 5: Uh, this Guardenius Smither has got your proposal of marriage
Speaker 5: and writing. If he tries to break your engagement, she
Speaker 5: can slap you with an air tight breach of promise
Speaker 5: that'll have you paying over the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: He is right, and yeah, there's only one thing for
Speaker 3: me to do. Get over to see my lawyer, Gabby Gibson,
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 4: King, Well there you will, gather.
Speaker 5: Andy done told you all the factions and the kills.
Speaker 5: Now do you think there's any way that he can
Speaker 5: get able to marrying this Guardenius Smith.
Speaker 13: Well, they got to see the guy questionally, yes, and
Speaker 13: d guy explained the thing to you. Yes, And that's
Speaker 13: the only thing to do. You got to face the guy.
Speaker 13: You gotta face it.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Let me see the picture because uh, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: You can't face that.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Gabber, you can see why I can't marry
Speaker 3: that Gal. Is I really gotta breach your promise? Suit
Speaker 3: on my hands if I don't.
Speaker 13: Oh, this is more than just beat your promise, much more. Yes, Indeed,
Speaker 13: this is contempt to court. That's what it is. Contempt
Speaker 13: to court.
Speaker 1: Contempt to court. I'll you figure of that.
Speaker 13: Well, any man that court. A gay like that certainly
Speaker 13: got my contempt. That's contempt court if I haven't had it.
Speaker 3: Look yere, Gabby, couldn't you, as my lawyer, kind of
Speaker 3: find some way to keep me from marrying that?
Speaker 1: Hagh? That's the second I thought, just hit me.
Speaker 10: I think I got something.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think I either got something. Yes, it does
Speaker 13: one condition and it can be in so you don't
Speaker 13: have to marry that gain at all.
Speaker 7: Only one condition?
Speaker 1: Oh great, Gabby? Great? Uh? What condition do I have
Speaker 1: to be in? You has got to be uh dead.
Speaker 13: Dead.
Speaker 3: King fish. I'm telling you, Gabby is crazy. What good
Speaker 3: is it going to do me to say I am dead?
Speaker 1: Listen here?
Speaker 3: Now, I got a fifty dollars Christmas club at the
Speaker 3: bank that I done thin half on half huh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I guess it tomorrow. Tell you what, I'll give
Speaker 3: you the whole twenty five dollars that you get me
Speaker 3: out of this mess.
Speaker 1: Brother, And there's the deal. You have started my brains working.
Speaker 1: I got it. What is it? Now? Look here, we'll
Speaker 1: say that you is dead. Now listen.
Speaker 5: If you is dead, then Guardeenia Smith won't.
Speaker 1: Insist on marrying it.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know judge is from her picture, I
Speaker 3: don't think she's that choosy.
Speaker 5: Now look, Anne, look here, you rate a suicide note
Speaker 5: saying that you have done throwed yourself in the Harlem River.
Speaker 5: Then I takes the note up to Guardeena and tells
Speaker 5: her that I was a detective.
Speaker 1: From the suicide squad. Well, what good is that gonna do? Well?
Speaker 5: As a detective, I can tell her that the police
Speaker 5: wants all the love letters you done, riddles evidence.
Speaker 1: In the kids.
Speaker 5: You see that way, I gets back the letters for you,
Speaker 5: and Guardeenia Smith, ain't got nothing left to hold you
Speaker 5: for on this breach of promise.
Speaker 1: Kingfish is my at work. Go ahead, so.
Speaker 5: You see, miss Smith, the you know suicide kids like this,
Speaker 5: US detectors always get all the letters. The victim is
Speaker 5: ripped to shut the hand right with a suicide note.
Speaker 5: Now that's why I want to love letters, Andy Brown,
Speaker 5: rip the you well, I get the letters for you
Speaker 5: to take this Stevens.
Speaker 1: But I I just can't believe he did away with himself.
Speaker 4: It was only two days ago that I got his proposal.
Speaker 1: Bore, it's too already, Miss Smith. I was right there
Speaker 1: when it drowns.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he even jumped in to save him, but before
Speaker 5: I could get to him, he went down for the
Speaker 5: sixth and last time.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 5: You say he came up six sides, Yeah, sure did,
Speaker 5: because I remember every time he would come up, he
Speaker 5: would yell.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, cool world, boy, this water is cool. I remember that.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I still can't believe it.
Speaker 6: No spok and the Brown day.
Speaker 1: Why he was to meet me here to day at
Speaker 1: two o'clock. I had something.
Speaker 5: I'm palling to tell, Oh lady, what has done is done?
Speaker 1: And then whish Brown has done?
Speaker 5: Or he even has the suicide note right here that
Speaker 5: the rid of his final.
Speaker 1: Proof suicide note. Oh can I see it? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: just right. You look at it there, and the proof
Speaker 1: is legal.
Speaker 5: Just look at the heading on there, say here official
Speaker 5: suicide notes. Then they had a note to public design
Speaker 5: and everything else there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, whatever made him do it?
Speaker 5: Well, let me read his note here say here to
Speaker 5: whom it may concern, and especially my ever loving Gardenia Smith.
Speaker 1: Care the Harlem Plaza Hotel.
Speaker 5: I start out here, say, gentleman's and sweetheart business to
Speaker 5: inform you that I was about to end it.
Speaker 1: All via the Harlem River. Therefore, Gardinia. Don't expect me
Speaker 1: at your hotel at two o'clock.
Speaker 5: So goodbye, Gentleman's in Farewell Gardinia.
Speaker 1: My love gonna sign here Andrew H. Brown. And right
Speaker 1: below the signature there's two witnesses. He always done everything
Speaker 1: right to see.
Speaker 7: Oh if he had.
Speaker 1: Only waited to see me. M h well, but U
Speaker 1: Miss Smill's.
Speaker 5: Uh, can I have those love letters that you were
Speaker 5: gonna give me?
Speaker 1: Why I ain't got here with me in New York's
Speaker 1: at home in Pittsburgh? Oh do you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: But I can telegram my mother right now to send
Speaker 1: the mammaid.
Speaker 13: Oh, yes, Well they'll be here tomorrow and you can
Speaker 13: pick them up then, Detective.
Speaker 1: Stevens, Oh tomorrow, huh, I'll be back then. Goodbye, a
Speaker 1: good boy.
Speaker 5: Detective Stevens.
Speaker 13: Oh how could Andy Brown do that to himself?
Speaker 11: Just when Oh?
Speaker 6: Hello, hello?
Speaker 5: Is this missus Gardenius Smith Pittsburgh talking?
Speaker 4: Yes it is.
Speaker 9: Who's this miss Smith?
Speaker 5: This is Frederic Montgomery Quinndale report on the Harlem newspaper.
Speaker 1: I hear the rumor that.
Speaker 12: Andy Brown has to pose to you, and you'll.
Speaker 1: Sticking on this nuptial stuff.
Speaker 12: I just want to get a little story for our
Speaker 12: Society column.
Speaker 4: By the society column.
Speaker 1: Then you don't know what happened to, Andy, I happened
Speaker 1: to or what you mean or what you're talking about
Speaker 1: this mail pull And well, to start from the beginning,
Speaker 1: a detective was just you and the most awful thing
Speaker 1: has happened. And the brown Sunden win.
Speaker 5: Andy, you gotta hand it to your old Paldy Kings,
Speaker 5: says Guardanius. Miss Reeler did swallow that suicide story of
Speaker 5: hook line and sinker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, from the look of her picture, her mouth
Speaker 3: was big enough to swallow the pool too. Tell me, Kingfish,
Speaker 3: is she really as bad as she look in the
Speaker 3: catalog here?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 5: To tell you the truth, Vander, she was even uglier.
Speaker 1: Uglier. I didn't think that was possible. I didn't either,
Speaker 1: But you know in the picture over there, the one
Speaker 1: nice thing about it was her hair. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, when I told her that you don't committed suicide,
Speaker 5: she fell back in the chair and all the hair
Speaker 5: split over on one side.
Speaker 1: You mean she wears a wig.
Speaker 5: Well, if you're doing she got an awful flippery scalp.
Speaker 3: Boy, I really lucky getting out of man her. And
Speaker 3: when you get them, let us back from her tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I'll be in the clear and that'll be the end
Speaker 3: of that suicide stuff. Oh sure, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 3: wait a minute, he'll come blacking now. Hell, hell, lighting
Speaker 3: that was on your mind?
Speaker 6: I know, Vander.
Speaker 1: How do you feel? I feel fine? Why?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't see how you can?
Speaker 10: You is dead?
Speaker 1: What you mean? Nia's dead?
Speaker 5: As used me the front page of the Harlem paper.
Speaker 1: Let me read it. Oh oh, and you was in
Speaker 1: trouble to say.
Speaker 5: The headlines say Harlem grieves over suicide of Andrew H.
Speaker 10: Brown.
Speaker 7: Oh me, Wow.
Speaker 2: The Kingfisher's idea for avoiding a breach of promise you
Speaker 2: would has certainly gotten Andy in a fine predicament. We'll
Speaker 2: learn what happens in just a moment. A lady I
Speaker 2: know told me why she started using rinso. Seems she
Speaker 2: was listening to waymoson Andy Right.
Speaker 1: It's so good sitting here listening to the radio after
Speaker 1: bending over that wash tub all.
Speaker 2: Day, ladies, Why don't you take it easy on wash day?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't I love to.
Speaker 2: Try Rinso Rinso soaphy rich SuDS so clothes clean in
Speaker 2: as little as ten minutes. A few light finger rubs
Speaker 2: on extra grimy places will do the trick.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe for my heavy pieces.
Speaker 2: Rinso's safe for washable colors too, leave them bright and
Speaker 2: gay through wash after wash. And ladies, you can't beat
Speaker 2: a snowy Rinso White.
Speaker 10: Will not.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll give it.
Speaker 2: And now you can hear her every wash day whistling
Speaker 2: like this, Wrinso.
Speaker 7: White, Happy little washday song, Wrinso.
Speaker 1: White, spurting it all day long, your clothes out of white,
Speaker 1: and the color so bright, juicing as.
Speaker 7: You work along.
Speaker 1: Vinso quite happy little wash days.
Speaker 2: And now back to the Amerson Andy Shaw. Well, it
Speaker 2: was quite a shock to Andy to discover from reading
Speaker 2: the newspaper that now not only Guardenia Smith, but all
Speaker 2: of Harlem believes he has committed suicide. And since the
Speaker 2: corpse isn't supposed to be sitting around his office smoking
Speaker 2: a big cigar, we find Andy now with the Kingfish,
Speaker 2: hiding out in the basement of the Lodge Hall, reading
Speaker 2: the rest of the story announcing his suicide.
Speaker 5: Listen to words say here in the paper, Berlin, Yeah,
Speaker 5: read it, they say here. The suicide of Andrew Brown
Speaker 5: is a severe laws to the community of Harlem. Brown
Speaker 5: has always been regarded as one of its outstanding citizens.
Speaker 1: He was a tile, energetic, hard.
Speaker 5: Working of Uh wait a minute, one if there was
Speaker 5: another androids Brown that committed suicide?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: What else does say that? Well?
Speaker 5: Down here at the bottom of the right up to
Speaker 5: see hit this right down here? Yeah, say here something
Speaker 5: about Joe East State and how much you left?
Speaker 1: Hit here? How much do you say that I left?
Speaker 5: They say here delayed Miss Brown, high official and executive
Speaker 5: of many corporations, leaves in the state, which is estimated will.
Speaker 1: Not be in excess of twenty cents.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, wait, what is they talking about? I
Speaker 3: got twice that much.
Speaker 5: Uh well, I'm gonna tell you one thing and as
Speaker 5: a luckys Uh wait a minute, I thought, just don't
Speaker 5: smack me in the head.
Speaker 1: You was in trouble. H What do you mean? What's
Speaker 1: the matter?
Speaker 5: The police they gonna see this newspaper just like we is.
Speaker 5: And when they reached the suicide third, they're gonna start investigating.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what must I do, King Fish? What must
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 5: Look and look at it? Now here is the facts
Speaker 5: as I see them. You gotta play dead till I
Speaker 5: get these letters back from Gardenias Smith so you ain't
Speaker 5: gonna have to marry you see. Now, after we get
Speaker 5: some back, we'll figure from that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what about the police.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, now, look at you gotta stay out of
Speaker 5: the way of the police, and you gotta.
Speaker 1: Stay out of the way of everybody else. Tell you
Speaker 1: what you gotta do. You gotta just hide.
Speaker 5: And you can't stay down here in the basement at
Speaker 5: the Lord neither, cause the members comes down here for
Speaker 5: chairs and card tables.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, ill, so I know I know where I
Speaker 1: can hide. Yeah, well, the basement the Shortage barbershop. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody gonna see you going over there?
Speaker 3: Oh no, No, I can go through the alley down
Speaker 3: the Shortage and get into his place through the back door.
Speaker 10: Good fell shorty, here's your towels.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been waiting for for that laundry.
Speaker 2: I was almost down and well, barber shop us an
Speaker 2: awful lot of towels, you know it.
Speaker 10: Hey, what's matter, shorty?
Speaker 1: You don't look good?
Speaker 9: Well, I I've been name him for two three days.
Speaker 9: Got swimming in the head at Disney Scales, kind of
Speaker 9: run down, been to the doctor twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to take care of yourself.
Speaker 10: Where's your dirty towels. I'll take him along.
Speaker 9: Right right there in that boux there. I don't know
Speaker 9: what's the matter with me. Then this morning I was
Speaker 9: reading reading in the People that that one of my
Speaker 9: best friends, Andy Brown, committed suicide.
Speaker 1: That's too bad.
Speaker 7: You know him?
Speaker 9: Well, oh shaw, last night i'd give him a shave,
Speaker 9: a haircut of syder manicure and their faith massage. Now
Speaker 9: he's dead. The best groom body in the Harlem River
Speaker 9: Show showed it upset me, alady. Everywhere I look now
Speaker 9: I seem to see poor Andy standing there. I just
Speaker 9: can't get him out of my mind.
Speaker 12: Well, I wouldn't work too hard, and you feel better, shorty,
Speaker 12: see you next week with your laundry, all right.
Speaker 9: Said goodbye. Well we'll close up shoting on going home
Speaker 9: getting dog anyway, I don't feel so goodding their head.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
Speaker 1: Somebody at the back doors, shorty. It's me But wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, don't not not not only do I
Speaker 1: see them, but now now I hear them.
Speaker 3: Uh, Shorty, do me a favor. I want to spend
Speaker 3: some time in your basement.
Speaker 9: No wait a minute, please.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 9: Earth, Why don't you go back there in the river
Speaker 9: where you belong, and then you were dead.
Speaker 1: Listen, Shorty, listen, it's me. What's the matter?
Speaker 9: Not nothing the matter. Everything is okay, no trouble.
Speaker 1: Do I feel fine?
Speaker 9: Don't worry about me.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna fade.
Speaker 3: Uh, Shorty, everything is all right. I'm just dead for
Speaker 3: a couple of days.
Speaker 9: But I'm so glad to hear that.
Speaker 1: Listen, Shorty, don't get nervous.
Speaker 3: I ain't committed no suicide. I just said I did
Speaker 3: so I wouldn't have to marry that scarecrow that I
Speaker 3: preposed to by mistake.
Speaker 9: Oh nothing, Now I've beginning to understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, listen, shorty, I ain't got no time to
Speaker 3: explain no more to you. But I as alive, and
Speaker 3: I want to hide in your basement till tomorrow. And
Speaker 3: I don't want you to tell nobody that I ain't dead.
Speaker 3: Is you telling me to look here, shorty?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 3: Here is the catalog from the Lonely Hearts Club. Here's
Speaker 3: the picture of the gal that I done preposed to
Speaker 3: by mistake.
Speaker 1: Now that's why I wants to hide it. Take a
Speaker 1: look at the picture there. Look at that, let me
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 9: Oh, and that ain't no reason for you. She ain't
Speaker 9: such a bad She's a pretty fair. Look at her.
Speaker 9: She looks kind of good. She might have made a
Speaker 9: very good I'd commit SUSI.
Speaker 14: Too, Hey, he sent for me, Chief, Yes, Davis, this
Speaker 14: story here in last night's Harlem paper about and Andrew Brown,
Speaker 14: who was supposed to have committed suicide. Have we any
Speaker 14: report in this case Brown suicide? Yeah no, Chief, we haven't.
Speaker 14: That's what I thought. Fine thing when a newspaper gets
Speaker 14: a report on a suicide before the police. Davis, you
Speaker 14: go to the Harlem Plaza hotel and check up with
Speaker 14: miss Guardinia Smith, the girl Brown is supposed to send
Speaker 14: a suicide note to Gardinia Smith.
Speaker 12: Eh, yeah, right, Chief, I'm on my way. And you
Speaker 12: say you never met this Andrew Brown impression. Now you
Speaker 12: just corresponded with him.
Speaker 9: That's right to take his David.
Speaker 14: The last letter I had from was a proposal marriage,
Speaker 14: and I telegraph ings I'd.
Speaker 13: Be in New York and I wanted.
Speaker 10: To see him.
Speaker 12: Become someone at the door and wait a minute. To
Speaker 12: a friend of yours, it may be embarrassing to find
Speaker 12: a detective here and I just wait in the other room.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh, hello, Detective Stephens.
Speaker 5: Well hello, now, miss Smither just come from the police station,
Speaker 5: the chief down the police station.
Speaker 1: That's men come by here and pick up the love letters.
Speaker 5: So we can close the kiss down at the headquarters.
Speaker 1: Uh uh they got you didn't?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, mother sent them here they are. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well now that's fine. Thank you, very very very much
Speaker 5: for the I'll just flipping from my pocket here and
Speaker 5: that's the second there.
Speaker 12: Did I hear you say something about closing this case
Speaker 12: down at headquarters.
Speaker 1: Of Miss Smiths?
Speaker 7: Who is this?
Speaker 1: Oh, Detective Stephens, don't you know each other?
Speaker 10: You should?
Speaker 1: You both detected? Did he take his basis?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is you a real detuggler?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yas y'all? So?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so a real detugab right, got flat feet and
Speaker 5: magnifying glass, sneak around corners.
Speaker 1: Oh a real man.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I got this stuff. He'll take the steamings e
Speaker 12: the seat. I don't ever remember hearing you. What's your precinct.
Speaker 5: Pleasing please think h one hundred and sixty seventh, Oh,
Speaker 5: the good old one hundred and sixty sevens.
Speaker 1: As the boys there. Uh, we only have eighty four precincts.
Speaker 1: Eighty four? Yeah, did they go over my precink without
Speaker 1: letting me know about the thing.
Speaker 12: Yeah, they must have cut out about eighty others too.
Speaker 1: Oh the well, I tell you, detug Deal was a
Speaker 1: I feel low. Yeah, is a man without a precinct?
Speaker 1: Remember that down to Texe.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's the worst thing that could happen to a detective.
Speaker 5: Take away his gun, take away his bed, but never
Speaker 5: take away his precinct. Well, I gotta be running along now,
Speaker 5: and I got a look, kid, tho these things somewhere,
Speaker 5: you know, I look for the thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe they got to lean over there somewhere. Now, just
Speaker 1: come in at you, miss Smith.
Speaker 12: Whatever gave you the idea this man was a detection.
Speaker 1: Oh he said so when he brought a band of
Speaker 1: brown suicide note. Oh he brought the suicide note.
Speaker 12: Will I tell you, Stevens, you're coming down at headquarters
Speaker 12: with me, But Detective Deal, I think the chief might
Speaker 12: want to ask you.
Speaker 1: A few questions. Now listen to me, Stevens. Hold your
Speaker 1: head up.
Speaker 12: You're stilling Sis Barnabas dead and the committed suicide.
Speaker 5: Yall that is the truth of player. Won't you please
Speaker 5: turn the lights off? My fierce story blinding my eyes
Speaker 5: I can't stand him no more.
Speaker 12: She came at him.
Speaker 1: You'll crack.
Speaker 12: He knows more than he's killing. Honey, Miss Smith, you
Speaker 12: were there when Brown jumped on the reft. You out,
Speaker 12: you're lying her?
Speaker 1: No way?
Speaker 5: He had to look, Morz. Don't had them lights shining
Speaker 5: in my fierce now for four hours? Can't you turn
Speaker 5: them off? A wiland, give me a riff. I'll keep
Speaker 5: those lights on you all damn all night.
Speaker 1: And it's pop cheep.
Speaker 12: This fellow has been lying all the way and there's
Speaker 12: only one.
Speaker 8: Reason for it. And I think you're right, Stevens. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna hold you for the murder of Andrew Brown, the
Speaker 8: murder of Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. I'll show you where he is, mister,
Speaker 1: how'll show you wear?
Speaker 3: Look, Kingfish, why did you have to go and tell
Speaker 3: the police?
Speaker 1: I was in Shorty's barbershop. Well that was the only
Speaker 1: way out. And yeah, well that's a fine way out.
Speaker 1: Now he is both in jail here for tamping with
Speaker 1: the law. Yeah, well I had to do it, and
Speaker 1: I had to do it. Yeah I done. I've done
Speaker 1: the bus.
Speaker 5: I could you see they accuse me of murdering you anyway?
Speaker 5: And the least what I've done for you is worth
Speaker 5: being in jail for you got the letters back from Gardenia.
Speaker 5: Now she can't sue you for breaching, drummer, and you
Speaker 5: got my twenty five dollars too.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess all of this being in jail is
Speaker 1: worth it after all. Wait a minute, who is this
Speaker 1: woman coming over ourself?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Well, right there, Oh that is Guardenias Smith in the flesh. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they showed plenty.
Speaker 1: Of it to.
Speaker 11: You, must see.
Speaker 5: And I came all the way to New York to
Speaker 5: see and tell you how much that sweet propos of
Speaker 5: yours meant to me.
Speaker 1: And now now wait a minute, Wait a minute, God,
Speaker 1: don't worry.
Speaker 5: Any You got the letter and please let me send it.
Speaker 1: Oh there's more, Yeah, I see.
Speaker 5: The reason I came to New York was to tell
Speaker 5: you in person that I've decided to marry my old
Speaker 5: boy friends.
Speaker 2: Amos and Andy. Will be back in just a moment.
Speaker 2: I have a new slant on an old verse. Ladies, Listen,
Speaker 2: what a wonderful place the world would be if lollipops
Speaker 2: grew on every tree and the dishes would wash themselves. Well,
Speaker 2: of course, lollipops don't, and the dishes won't. But the
Speaker 2: next best thing is rinso. It's easy to do up
Speaker 2: a stack of dishes with soapi rich rinso SuDS to
Speaker 2: help you. Those SuDS chase dirt and grease in the
Speaker 2: wink of an eye. Get every pottent platter gleaming rinso
Speaker 2: clean and thick. Peppy Rinso sud are safe as well
Speaker 2: as thorough. They don't get your hands rough and red.
Speaker 2: So ladies get red though tomorrow. First thing, use it
Speaker 2: for dishwashing, house cleaning, and of course for a wash.
Speaker 2: That's and now here are amoson Andy. Leadies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6: Me and Andy would like to speak to you for
Speaker 6: just a minute about the sixth wall On Drive.
Speaker 1: Yeh, folks, it's important to all of us that this
Speaker 1: drive be a success.
Speaker 6: Getting down the facts, I think all of us here
Speaker 6: at home were a little over optimistic this past summer
Speaker 6: and during the early fall when our armies were going
Speaker 6: through France and when we were taking one jap island
Speaker 6: after another.
Speaker 1: That's right. Our boys did a wonderful job then, just
Speaker 1: as they're doing now. But I think we can see
Speaker 1: pretty clearly that the war isn't over yet. That is right.
Speaker 6: Those boys on the fighting fronts can't let up for
Speaker 6: one second, and neither can we.
Speaker 1: No, that's right.
Speaker 6: They can't fight Japs and Gemins with their bare hands.
Speaker 6: And we've got to give them the best of equipment
Speaker 6: and plenty of it, and there is only one.
Speaker 5: Thing that will do it, and that is money.
Speaker 3: So folks, let's get in back of this sixth war
Speaker 3: loan with all we've got. Don't forget our fellows in
Speaker 3: uniform is doing all the dirty work for us, yes,
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 5: Least we can do is to back them up.
Speaker 6: Remember, you are not giving away anything. You are merely
Speaker 6: loaning your money to Uncle Sam and receiving a very
Speaker 6: liberal return. Won't you please by an extra war barn tomorrow,
Speaker 6: Thank you and good night.
Speaker 1: Good night, folks.
Speaker 2: Got to be with us again next Friday the thing
Speaker 2: at the same time, when the makers of Rinso present
Speaker 2: the amoson Andy Christmas Shows. The boys guests will be
Speaker 2: the Paul Taylor Carus who joined in Amos and Andy's
Speaker 2: special presentation, which has become a Christmas tradition. This program
Speaker 2: is broadcast to our armed forces everywhere. This is Harlow
Speaker 2: Wilcox Staying good night to all of you, from all
Speaker 2: of us, this is a great world, more upon coming