Speaker 1: Welcome back part two. You're listening to Rose Pricks. You
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Speaker 2: Do that, do it now, do it fast, make it nice,
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Speaker 2: we are, and we are going to begin with l Coyote,
Speaker 2: which is mind blowing because they did El caa Padre,
Speaker 2: which is my favorite place in the entire like kind
Speaker 2: of in the world. It's my go to. They know me,
Speaker 2: and it was so weird to see them with my
Speaker 2: guy serving them now El Coyote. I'm in a group
Speaker 2: of friends that they love Coyote. They go every week
Speaker 2: for like their whole lives, and I'll go sometimes, but
Speaker 2: I don't love it. It's just not It's not the
Speaker 2: same to me. But it was so weird to see
Speaker 2: the two places that I go very often on the show.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting too because the these last couple places
Speaker 1: are not the valley. No, they're very Hollywood, Yeah, very Hollywood,
Speaker 1: and this show is supposed to be like all the
Speaker 1: Valley Hots. It's like there to run out. That's such
Speaker 1: a good point.
Speaker 2: Although where Jack's was supposed to meet Brittany later is
Speaker 2: a restaurant that you and I have gone to together
Speaker 2: in Studio City. I can't remember the name of it,
Speaker 2: but I know it. It's a place you used to
Speaker 2: always go for lunch. It's really delicious. I don't even
Speaker 2: think they showed the name, which is weird. They must have.
Speaker 2: They had to have. But El Coyote, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: where it's it's Beverly and Lebrea. If you're visiting town
Speaker 2: and you want to go. So they're all joining, all
Speaker 2: the ladies sorry, are having some kind of fake dinner together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like late so Fa.
Speaker 2: I think Kristin wanted to leave. We're gonna get a
Speaker 2: little ahead of ourselves. She's gonna end up getting mad
Speaker 2: at Janet and leaving, But I think she always had
Speaker 2: planned to leave. She probably just doesn't want to be
Speaker 2: It's like she has to be there, but it's a
Speaker 2: win win. If you leave early. You don't want to
Speaker 2: be there, but you're helping the drama, so you storm out.
Speaker 2: I don't think she was going to stay, you know,
Speaker 2: right thin.
Speaker 1: That makes me mad about this, and I know it's
Speaker 1: I know it's all planned, but it's like Janet, I
Speaker 1: just I just hate her so much. I just hate
Speaker 1: her so much. She's so she really feels that she's
Speaker 1: the star of this show. She feels that she's got
Speaker 1: this really close relationship with these like Sheena, right, I
Speaker 1: don't buy any of it because she is the most basic.
Speaker 1: Somebody on Reddit called her spoiled mayonnaise, and that's that's
Speaker 1: so apt for her. She's just toxic, blandness who's trying
Speaker 1: to be something. Her outfits are boring, her face is boring.
Speaker 1: Everything about her is boring. But she's trying to make
Speaker 1: herself into something and being like, my husband loves me
Speaker 1: the most. Everybody is else's husbands are bad husbands. Right,
Speaker 1: I've got the best husband, and stop trying to say
Speaker 1: I don't have a good husband. And she's just trying
Speaker 1: to bring everybody else down. But then the thing that's
Speaker 1: so funny about this whole scene is basically she's drunk.
Speaker 1: She's drunk talking about other people's husbands having drinking problems, right,
Speaker 1: which she later does say she does say that. Later
Speaker 1: she admits this about herself, but yeah, no, she's just
Speaker 1: a nightmare. I just wrote we all still hate Janet.
Speaker 1: I mean, what else can we say about it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Sonia and Kristen are sitting on the other side of
Speaker 1: the table because they're like, we don't want none of that,
Speaker 1: and Janet's like, I'm a little bit nervous to see
Speaker 1: the girls, but you know what, it's a girls' night.
Speaker 1: What bad could happen. This is one of those things
Speaker 1: where you're like, okay, so you practice that in front
Speaker 1: of a mirror. You're like, this is gonna be so
Speaker 1: funny because I'm going to say this to camera in
Speaker 1: my confessional, which happened after the scene. Well, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to do this thing. That's going to be so
Speaker 1: funny because it's like, oh, but it's really going to
Speaker 1: go sideways.
Speaker 2: It's like, God, she's basic. She's basic.
Speaker 1: It's so basic.
Speaker 2: Now, how mad were you here when Jasmine? I mean,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Why would Jasmine say She's like, I
Speaker 2: hear there's gonna be surprises. What's wrong with you? I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean, what the fuck is she just just drunk?
Speaker 2: I mean everybody was like okay, girl, No, I got
Speaker 2: mad about that.
Speaker 1: I think they were I think they were all drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was just so weird.
Speaker 1: Quickly me drunk. These are all like listen, I am
Speaker 1: a person who is in recovery from alcoholism, so I,
Speaker 1: of all people, I do get it. But for the
Speaker 1: amount that they go on about everybody's drinking, they sure
Speaker 1: do like to drink a lot, right for adults, agreed, No,
Speaker 1: it's for women in their forties, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, come on. So, and Michelle was kind of bugging
Speaker 2: me this time because she and probably you too, because
Speaker 2: she was kind of sticking up for Janet. It seemed
Speaker 2: like she was mad about Kristen. Remember, She's like, stop,
Speaker 2: wasn't that Michelle? That was like stop talking?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was, yeah, because she was talking about Aaron
Speaker 2: and she's like, stop talking about my boyfriend, Kristen. And
Speaker 2: then yeah, it wasn't Zach the one like doesn't that
Speaker 2: when they showed Zach was like no, he's the one
Speaker 2: who said it. Yeah. So then Janet gets herself involved
Speaker 2: again and Kristen's like, why are you part of this? Right,
Speaker 2: which Janet always does. God even just her name. It's
Speaker 2: just ridiculous. So then that's when Janet's like, that's it
Speaker 2: shows like Kristen calling Janet calling Kristen a sniper from
Speaker 2: the side, which again is so written, it's so.
Speaker 1: Bod Oh my god. Well that was that was what
Speaker 1: they called. That was what they said about Lisa Vanderpotts, right, yes,
Speaker 1: which was like, okay, so you studied.
Speaker 2: Is Erica Jane? I'm pretty sure it might not have
Speaker 2: been Erica.
Speaker 1: I think it was. It was Erica. It was like
Speaker 1: a famous famous that she said that about Lisa vander Pump.
Speaker 1: So now you're gonna take a Lisa vander Pump line,
Speaker 1: right Like, there's just nothing original about Janet.
Speaker 2: She just sucks. I just and then I was confused,
Speaker 2: but I didn't back up because I was like, well,
Speaker 2: Stephanie'll know she's fighting with Kristen and then does she
Speaker 2: yell Sandobal?
Speaker 1: Does she yell Sandabal for some reason? I feel like
Speaker 1: she does. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did not understand. I mean, I know what the
Speaker 2: relation is, but was that supposed to be like the
Speaker 2: big like fuck you sand of all, you fucked Sandabal,
Speaker 2: but then he sucked somebody else and then fuck somebody else. No,
Speaker 2: I was confused and didn't go back. So Kristen's like
Speaker 2: they're back and forth. It gets so intense.
Speaker 1: Because Michelle's mad because she's like, which there is? She
Speaker 1: does kind of have a point because she's like, how
Speaker 1: does Michelle's like, how does Jesse know that once upon
Speaker 1: a time like and hooked up with Jenna? Right, Like,
Speaker 1: somebody is telling this stuff Jack, Yeah, but Zach. I
Speaker 1: think Zach is telling Kristen and Kristen is telling people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Zach told it at the party, but Kristin. But Kristen
Speaker 1: is one of the things that is not great about
Speaker 1: her is she is she doesn't know whose side she's on. No,
Speaker 1: that's a girl's journal. So she is like, I'm team Jesse.
Speaker 2: She's always tea. She was always like that on vander
Speaker 2: Pump too. We talked about it, right, they were so
Speaker 2: right all the time, but they were also really mean
Speaker 2: to her. But yeah, she wasn't to be trusted. She
Speaker 2: slept with Jags.
Speaker 1: So but Janet yells out because Kristen's like, I don't
Speaker 1: talk about anybody's relationship. I just want everyone to be happy,
Speaker 1: and Janet's like, that's not true. Last year you told
Speaker 1: everybody that Michelle cheated, like, yeah, so the Sandoval thing,
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Uh oh, yeah, I wrote. Janet
Speaker 1: starts yelling something about Sandoval. Yeah, and I didn't get
Speaker 1: it either, so it was But then Jasmine goes, you know,
Speaker 1: she goes, I kind of wish we had the old
Speaker 1: Janet back, who was sort of fun.
Speaker 2: This Janet is doing way too much. Yes, she is
Speaker 2: definitely doing you. And then so then so Kristen storms.
Speaker 1: Out, yeah, and then Janet goes, see ya keep walking,
Speaker 1: get take your to goat box, bitch.
Speaker 2: She's the worst. Oh my god, it's just the worst.
Speaker 2: She's so punishable. Sorry, we don't believe in physical violence,
Speaker 2: but like if we did, and.
Speaker 1: Then this, then it gets even worse because then Nia
Speaker 1: starts like and you probably didn't care about this as much,
Speaker 1: but I felt.
Speaker 2: I kind of felt bad for Nia what happened.
Speaker 1: So Nia starts kind of crying because she's like, this
Speaker 1: is just Janet is so aggressive. She's really really aggressive.
Speaker 1: She just can't stop. You know, you know those when
Speaker 1: you have those people that are drunk and they're they
Speaker 1: don't care and they're trying to start a problem, they
Speaker 1: just won't stop, right, Like Janet won't stop, and she's
Speaker 1: and no one is sticking up for anybody, Like, no
Speaker 1: one is stopping her. No one is like, Janet, shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up, you're doing too much. Nobody says it,
Speaker 1: you know, except Jasmine saying it to camera. So Nia's
Speaker 1: getting kind of overwhelmed, which I could completely understand. And
Speaker 1: now she's kind of alone. So she sort of starts
Speaker 1: crying a little bit, and then Janet just makes fun
Speaker 1: of her. Oh my god, yes, oh cry harder, e God,
Speaker 1: look at her crying over there. She's vile, she's evil, Okay.
Speaker 1: And then so then and then she gets to watch
Speaker 1: I'm getting my purse. Yeah. So then Janet says to
Speaker 1: everybody at the table, and they're not stopping it. They're
Speaker 1: not saying anything back to her. She's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: anytime anythings is intense, she just cries, Well, I'm done
Speaker 1: with it. I don't give a fuck. Nobody says anything.
Speaker 1: Everybody's just talking.
Speaker 2: But then, were you just you're watching that and you're like, God,
Speaker 2: these are people I don't really want to watch. And
Speaker 2: then our worst nightmare comes true.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but also jan it is just yelling and
Speaker 1: yelling and going and this is her thing. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to say my husband takes his ring off? Well,
Speaker 1: your husband's an ass grabbar, it's and no. I okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so now that I go to Renees Park, have you
Speaker 1: ever heard of that? No? And also why who put
Speaker 1: this together?
Speaker 2: I missed a little bit of it because I was
Speaker 2: fast forwarding a little, tiny, tiny bit, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: who put together this field day? They're calling it a
Speaker 2: field day? Who decided they were going to do that?
Speaker 1: Why? I don't know, But it was like, let's get
Speaker 1: everybody from the cast. You mean they never explained it.
Speaker 1: I didn't just miss it.
Speaker 2: They never explained like hey, Andy came out or somebody
Speaker 2: or Michelle was like, let's be athletic. They just showed
Speaker 2: up to play these games.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I can't have it.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 1: I can't just not everybody's coming to hang out for
Speaker 1: some kind of a sport. And then the producer, Well,
Speaker 1: it's clear that it's a producer thing because they keep
Speaker 1: telling me.
Speaker 2: They make somebody pretend like it's their idea. Like on
Speaker 2: Real House, a Tamra would be like, hey, we're gonna
Speaker 2: do this fun like egg toss for charity. They have
Speaker 2: some reason. There's no way these people that all hate
Speaker 2: each other would just show up to do an egg toss.
Speaker 1: Like, what kind of a budget do you think this
Speaker 1: show has? They don't, I don't know, but it makes
Speaker 1: no sense. I mean, it made no sense.
Speaker 2: I was and I did fast forward some of the games.
Speaker 2: I just was like, I'm not doing this with these guys.
Speaker 1: Well you know already. I mean, this is nothing's worse
Speaker 1: than on The Bachelor when they do these kinds of
Speaker 1: things and I fast forward through it. On The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: I don't like it when they do football games. I
Speaker 1: don't like it when they you know, played touch football,
Speaker 1: when they do jousting matches, I don't like any of them.
Speaker 2: So Brittany shows up and she's like, like, have you
Speaker 2: talked to it? She's like, Jack's had texted and he
Speaker 2: said he understood, while I was he was surprised by
Speaker 2: the pipers about he understood, And then, of course, me
Speaker 2: being me, I was like, maybe Jax's turned around. I
Speaker 2: really wanted that moment for Brittany, not for her to
Speaker 2: get back with him, but for like or to have
Speaker 2: a peaceful coexistence with him and I like when people
Speaker 2: are nice, but like, that's because he beats you down
Speaker 2: so hard. Jax beats you down so that the tiniest
Speaker 2: morsel of kindness feels like like a text saying it's okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to rage. Text you feels nice. So
Speaker 2: I like got, you know, I got, I got kind
Speaker 2: of wrapped up in that a little bit. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is Jack's gonna be cool? But then
Speaker 2: we're back to egg tossing, so oh yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 2: are back to egg toss And then Jana you go
Speaker 2: talk about Jack's right.
Speaker 1: Jack's there, and well Jenna is there too, for no reason,
Speaker 1: even because they're trying to make Jenna.
Speaker 2: Happen, even notice that didn't care.
Speaker 1: And then Michelle's upset about that, which I understand. This
Speaker 1: girl came in just to cause problems and gossip about
Speaker 1: Aaron Right, about Michelle's boyfriend Right who, for whatever we
Speaker 1: think of him, and I really don't care. They they
Speaker 1: seem to be having a healthy relationship. He seems to
Speaker 1: love Mell Right, wants to have a life with her.
Speaker 1: Why does this Jenna chick need to be like I
Speaker 1: used to sleep with Aaron. It's four years.
Speaker 2: Ago, they've got bad producers, right, so Michelle.
Speaker 1: Michelle says, which is I correctly like ever since Jenna
Speaker 1: told everybody that she slept with Aaron and now she
Speaker 1: wants to be around all my friends, which I wouldn't
Speaker 1: you be like, how is this bitch part of the show?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course she's Yes. So Zach tells the producers
Speaker 1: that Jesse's the one who needs to get out his aggression.
Speaker 1: And then also Jack's who he says, looks like a sweaty,
Speaker 1: angry chicken.
Speaker 2: He does say that, and then they show Jack's looking
Speaker 2: kind of like a sweaty, angry chicken.
Speaker 1: Right, So then they do the egg toss thing and
Speaker 1: then they do like a tug of war.
Speaker 2: I didn't write, I absolutely not. We're not giving into that.
Speaker 1: No, and then Jesse, oh my god, we need to
Speaker 1: talk about this Jesse line just such an I cannot
Speaker 1: stand Jesse. It's between Jesse and Janet. I think I
Speaker 1: actually like Janet less because at least Jesse like has
Speaker 1: a drug problem an alcohol problem and is angry.
Speaker 2: You mean, dislike Janet? You decide.
Speaker 1: I think I like watching Jesse more because it's like
Speaker 1: he's so he's so bad. But Janet, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: why are you here? They're pretty equal to me.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, I can't stand most of them,
Speaker 2: except for Jax Weirdly, Okay, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't like Jacks.
Speaker 2: I just want to see more of them because he's
Speaker 2: kind of interesting. He's like the only thing I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: he is. He is giving main guy energy. Like whether
Speaker 2: he deserves it or not, who knows, but he does
Speaker 2: his banking on that, yeah, and he gives it. Will
Speaker 2: I go to the bar, Yes for Brittany, Yes for Cruise,
Speaker 2: and I think I'm going to make that happen sooner
Speaker 2: than later because it probably is closing. Okay, So this
Speaker 2: is where Janet and Brittany start talking about Jackson, and
Speaker 2: then Jack's goes up to Christin and he's like, I
Speaker 2: just really want to thank you for like not being
Speaker 2: a dick to me.
Speaker 1: I didn't even.
Speaker 2: Understand the point of that.
Speaker 1: And the fact is she was a dick to him,
Speaker 1: I know. And she's like, oh, well, she led us
Speaker 1: to believe in less unless the editors did us dirty,
Speaker 1: and they tried to make it seem like Kristin was
Speaker 1: being a little bit of a hard ass with him,
Speaker 1: but actually she there was more of the conversation and
Speaker 1: she was being sweet. I don't know, I fully believe.
Speaker 1: I fully believe that would have happened, because why else
Speaker 1: would he be like, you were so nice to me
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 2: Party, right, yeah, I mean I don't who knows, who knows,
Speaker 2: but it was weird. And she's like, you know, because
Speaker 2: she did say I remember. She's like, I do love you.
Speaker 2: I am rooting for you, genuinely. She's probably being nicer
Speaker 2: than most people. And he feels whatever loss but you know,
Speaker 2: so dumb, right. I don't dislike Christa as much as
Speaker 2: we're hating on a lot of people. I don't dislike Kristin.
Speaker 2: She is somebody I can put in the category of like,
Speaker 2: let's try to root for somebody.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I kind of kinda. So then
Speaker 2: we have nia again hating on Janet. I just wrote,
Speaker 2: no one cares that Jason is cheating, and then I wrote,
Speaker 2: but Hawaii, they have to build all this up of like, oh,
Speaker 2: we don't like each other, it's going to be so tense,
Speaker 2: but we're taking this crazy trip together. Isn't that crazy? Right?
Speaker 1: What a weird thing. But Brittany's like, uh, Brittany says
Speaker 1: to Janet, because who's Nia talking to? Because Brittany is
Speaker 1: with Janet, and she's like, have you talked to Nia?
Speaker 1: And Janet goes, oh, God, I've never been This is
Speaker 1: this we need to talk about because later this is
Speaker 1: this just goes back to how you're like, it's just
Speaker 1: the same story over and over. They try to make
Speaker 1: it seem like it's a big deal because Janet's like, God,
Speaker 1: I've never been so mad in my entire life, except
Speaker 1: for the last time I was really mad. But then
Speaker 1: later Janet's going to totally go back on that and
Speaker 1: be like, I really wasn't mad. I was just kind
Speaker 1: of drunk. Yes, She's like, I was so mad, And
Speaker 1: she's like, because Kristen blurted out this ring rumor about
Speaker 1: Jason because she was trying to defend Danny and Nia,
Speaker 1: so I just blamed them as a whole we're throwing
Speaker 1: out suspicion about my husband's cheating. Okay, but let's remember
Speaker 1: that all Janet does is talk shit about other people's marriages.
Speaker 2: That's right, That's exactly what she does. No, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and no, both all the things. She sucks. Yeah, then
Speaker 2: we go to Luke picking up the ring again. I
Speaker 2: thought we already went to Kyle's to pick up the ring.
Speaker 1: We had a whole scene there, thank you, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: We thought that he bought the ring, but now I
Speaker 1: guess he's picking it.
Speaker 2: Up paying for it now, and they show that it's
Speaker 2: fourteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And this is where I wrote he looks like he's
Speaker 1: amish and driving a carriage around town. But now he
Speaker 1: puts in he's like, yeah, my beard is sad because like,
Speaker 1: my grandmother has cancer. And so now we have a
Speaker 1: third cousin once removed character with a grandmother who has cancer,
Speaker 1: and we're all supposed to be like, oh no, yeah it.
Speaker 2: Was so I just wrote first Grandma poctae. I mean,
Speaker 2: they really did try to like wedge that moment in
Speaker 2: for him. I'm sure it's true, like, yes, that sucks
Speaker 2: that his grandmother was sick and that he was close
Speaker 2: to her, Like you know, I'm not we're not making
Speaker 2: fun of that, but the way they wedge that's really
Speaker 2: on the producers, not Luke, because it's like, yeah, he
Speaker 2: was kind of having a freak out because that happened,
Speaker 2: I guess, but they don't really show it, like you
Speaker 2: just get one little snippet and then two days later.
Speaker 1: But isn't he also at this point like I have
Speaker 1: to be I have to be fast. I can't spend
Speaker 1: too much. I can't give Kyle Chan too big a
Speaker 1: scene first of all, because it's going to take the
Speaker 1: off me, like I'm already.
Speaker 2: Girls. It will confuse them because they don't know who
Speaker 2: Kyle Chan is.
Speaker 1: To this day, I forgot about that. We know who
Speaker 1: fucking Kyle Chan is.
Speaker 2: Sort of kind of, I don't really care about his business.
Speaker 2: I don't care that he also has like reptiles in
Speaker 2: his shop. Are we less great guy? I mean he's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine. I bet
Speaker 2: he's kind of actually maybe even a dick. I don't
Speaker 2: know who knows.
Speaker 1: Well, he's getting less less camera time than Benji at
Speaker 1: this point, you know, right right, these people are probably like, now,
Speaker 1: who's this character on the show, Kyle Chan? I guarantee you.
Speaker 1: Kyle Chan had a lawyer look over his contract for
Speaker 1: the Valley this season. You know, was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: let me decide if I want to do scenes. It
Speaker 1: just depends what I'm going to get. And then, like
Speaker 1: his lawyer looks over the whole thing, he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're going to get this many scenes and then none
Speaker 1: of it comes to pass.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: He's like, what's with Luke going, Yeah, I got to
Speaker 1: make this fast because Kristen's looking at my location and
Speaker 1: I told her.
Speaker 2: I told her christ just turn that off, just like
Speaker 2: say you lost your phone for a second. I mean
Speaker 2: just leave your phone, like, leave it in the car
Speaker 2: somewhere at your friend's house, put it at Jackson's good points,
Speaker 2: not just right, And she's constantly looking. So she yeah,
Speaker 2: she sees at Kyle's, then she would know.
Speaker 1: Exactly so. But no, because his cover, remember was that
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I'm going to be watching his Tarantula
Speaker 1: or something when I'm in Hawaii's going to watch my
Speaker 1: Gecko or something. Oh that's right, Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I got to do this fast because
Speaker 1: I'm really secretly here to get through this is the problem,
Speaker 1: and I want us to care about this proposal, and
Speaker 1: none of us care. Right, that's right. I wrote that too.
Speaker 2: I wrote something with Jason and Janet discuss and I wrote,
Speaker 2: no one likes you, Janet. Uh wait, is this already
Speaker 2: when they get to the thing? I may have skipped
Speaker 2: ahead a little bit. I'm a little confused because okay,
Speaker 2: we do the ring thing, and then it says two
Speaker 2: days later and then everybody's getting ready to go.
Speaker 1: They just arrive right, No, they're packing. There's some scenes,
Speaker 1: so Janet's packing, but that's what it is.
Speaker 2: They're packing. Yes, Oh, that's when their bat their kid
Speaker 2: goes to the bathroom on them, and they're excited about that.
Speaker 2: And then it was Zach. It shows Hollywood and Vine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, does Zach seriously live at Hollywood and Vine?
Speaker 2: He has more money than that, Like, he doesn't live
Speaker 2: in one of those dumb buildings there. No, but that's
Speaker 2: what it shows. And then yees, it's weird. That was weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Giannet is like packing her stuff for really
Speaker 1: basic outfits, and she's like, yeah, like, I feel really
Speaker 1: uncomfortable going on this trip with these people.
Speaker 2: I'm not speaking to my god, it's so dumb. I
Speaker 2: wish that the baby had just shit on her face.
Speaker 1: That really same. And then but then she goes, I
Speaker 1: guess like maybe I owe nia An apology. Oh that
Speaker 1: was like I went hard on her.
Speaker 2: She's like a gas lit Yeah, yeah, yes, that's the
Speaker 2: middle of her own Yeah, because she can't possibly apologize
Speaker 2: and mean it. She never owns anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be really hard to apologize because I'm
Speaker 1: still mad at them for gaslighting me. Well, so then
Speaker 1: this part was kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm skipping Mea and Danny for a second because when
Speaker 2: when Chris is getting she's packing, Luke has to do
Speaker 2: the dumb thing where was like, hey, you know, I
Speaker 2: talk to the girls and stuff, and they're gonna have
Speaker 2: a cute day, so like bring some cute clothes. It's
Speaker 2: so obvious that someone's going and what is your ring side?
Speaker 2: Like he gets a little measurement thing for her ring. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I've always wondered, is how they how
Speaker 1: do you surprise somebody if you don't know their ring size?
Speaker 2: I don't know, you just assume that, you just guess
Speaker 2: and then you can fix it. I guess it's probably
Speaker 2: how it works.
Speaker 1: But it was just so funny. It's like, so yeah
Speaker 1: you should like, yeah, were's something for.
Speaker 2: Like one fun like crazy, Like, let's say a lot
Speaker 2: of people are going to be taking a lot of
Speaker 2: pictures and like you should do some girl pampering, like
Speaker 2: get the nails done, girl, get that manicure. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: nobody ever looks at my fingers. Nobody's ever gonna look
Speaker 2: at my hand. I just don't even have nice hands, Like,
Speaker 2: but on this day for Hawaii, you should put some
Speaker 2: you should get It's just so obvious. So she's kind
Speaker 2: of bad. She packed some cute stuff, like you know,
Speaker 2: she said.
Speaker 1: That acting too was bad though, because she's like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: we're going to do some fun, fun girls thing. You
Speaker 1: dress up.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I know what kind of clothes I should
Speaker 2: bring them? Thank you? And then you see her with
Speaker 2: all these like florals like miss missus ropermu moozesn't there,
Speaker 2: which I'm all for, totally love it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes she knows. The one thing I really appreciated
Speaker 1: about Kyle was like bringing the moo moo.
Speaker 2: Yes you tried, didn't it didn't happen. I wish it did,
Speaker 2: though I don't like it. I didn't like I did
Speaker 2: not like Kyle. We're talking now about Kyle Richards, and
Speaker 2: I did not like her style at all.
Speaker 1: I hated it. But if I was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about Kyle Chan. Oh, he's been doing a lot
Speaker 1: of scenes and he loves moomoos. There's a light of
Speaker 1: moo moosh. God, Cecily, I'm not really watching.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just fast forwarding a lot because I
Speaker 2: didn't see Kyle Chan with moo moos.
Speaker 1: People are going to be really aggravated with you because like,
Speaker 1: how do you not know about Kyle Chan's mumus?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, the next scene is interesting. What did
Speaker 1: you think about? Jack said bra, So that is a
Speaker 1: place you and I have gone to. But okay, but wait,
Speaker 1: wait one second, because then when Kristin and Luke are
Speaker 1: talking to though, which I appreciated this about Kristin, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck Jianna, she's dead to me. I'm not speaking to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she does not give a fuck. She did not
Speaker 2: get hurt by any things. She does not care. I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: Oh and she doesn't even she doesn't have that thing
Speaker 1: that a lot of us do where she's like, is
Speaker 1: this gonna look bad though that I'm constantly in a
Speaker 1: feud with somebody. At some point, is somebody gonna go
Speaker 1: Maybe it's you Kristin. No, she's like, no, fuck, this
Speaker 1: person's much better than these people. She is the hero, right.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, you too, Okay, So what restaurant is
Speaker 1: this that you're talking about there?
Speaker 2: You and I had lunch there a long time ago
Speaker 2: in Studio City and it was delicious and they have
Speaker 2: big salads and you go. You go in and you order,
Speaker 2: and then you go, you take your seat and then
Speaker 2: someone can come bring you coffee and stuff.
Speaker 1: What is that place? You get it? Coral Tree? No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was Coral Tree. It could have been.
Speaker 2: Oh is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: On to Hunga? I don't remember. It's a very very Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. It's exactly what it is,
Speaker 1: and it's it's not a roma. Is it Aroma? No,
Speaker 1: it's Oh, it.
Speaker 2: Could be Aroma because we have one in Hollywood too,
Speaker 2: but I don't think it's the same owners. I think
Speaker 2: it is Aroma, and I think that's where they were.
Speaker 2: Could be wrong, but that's what I look like.
Speaker 1: So what on to Hunga?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good. They didn't really get it.
Speaker 1: I know I would.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it as being that place. But it's
Speaker 1: very possible. Yeah, just had had a valley feel for
Speaker 1: But he's already enraged. He's at the restaurant. He's already mad.
Speaker 1: He looks coked up. He's like he's looking at his watch.
Speaker 1: Brittany fucking cut can't be on time. She saved a
Speaker 1: fucking life, right, I wish I had some coke right now,
Speaker 1: and I ordered some at the bar. Like, doesn't anybody
Speaker 1: do fucking coke anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What the fuck happened to this? And then he tells
Speaker 1: the camera he's like, yeah, I mean I have to
Speaker 1: talk to Brittany at some point, you know. I mean
Speaker 1: she is like the mother of my child. I haven't
Speaker 1: even seen Cruise yet, which we know for a fact. Okay,
Speaker 1: before you start thinking, oh, look he wants to see
Speaker 1: his kid, no, heat doesn't. Brittany has told us over
Speaker 1: and over that he has not tried to see Cruise.
Speaker 1: He just wants to complain the cruise is somehow being
Speaker 1: kept from him.
Speaker 2: But he is sexy. Just kidding, I'm totally kidding. I
Speaker 2: am kidding. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: So his phone, yeah it's Brittany and he puts her
Speaker 1: on speaker, right, Well, yeah, and he's like this, and
Speaker 1: he's such an abusive he's every lifetime movie. Yes, he's
Speaker 1: just like he goes like this, He's he's just been
Speaker 1: ranting about her with clenched teeth and he goes, hey, honey, Hey,
Speaker 1: hey Britt, where are you? Where are you? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then so his voice goes up like ten octaves so
Speaker 1: he could just be like what, I'm just like the
Speaker 1: nicest guy. I was just just hanging at the restaurant,
Speaker 1: not mad at all, like where are you at? And
Speaker 1: then yeah, I'm not I'm not coming dricks.
Speaker 2: I was proud of her. She stayed really calm. I
Speaker 2: feel like she stayed really She was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not coming. Heard you were drunk at the bar. You're
Speaker 2: fucking women. Now, I do have one question about this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she has a right to have sex with women. He can.
Speaker 2: They are separated, she filed.
Speaker 1: She doesn't care. She doesn't care about that.
Speaker 2: She said it though. She said, that's why she's not
Speaker 2: coming to lunch to like.
Speaker 1: Oh, she said, because he was. He was just so wrong.
Speaker 2: You said you were drunk at the bar with a
Speaker 2: bunch of girls. She definitely brought up the girls because
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know that she has a
Speaker 2: leg to stand on on that.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I think, okay, I could be totally wrong
Speaker 1: on this one. I'm not like going to fight for it.
Speaker 1: But I think what she meant was you're with all
Speaker 1: these girls and they're dming me, like how drunk you are.
Speaker 1: I think that's when she's basically saying, like, like, you
Speaker 1: think you're you're slick with all these women and I'm
Speaker 1: getting dms from them.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's possible, but that's not exactly what she said,
Speaker 2: and she shouldn't have, you know. I mean, I get
Speaker 2: that she was mad. I get she's mad because he
Speaker 2: went to rehab for thirty days, but it wasn't real
Speaker 2: rehab in the first place. He never said he had
Speaker 2: a drinking problem. He literally said a hundred times after rehab,
Speaker 2: he's not going to stop drinking because that's not a problem.
Speaker 2: We know that.
Speaker 1: So why should she let her kid be around a
Speaker 1: guy who's lying and going like what, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'm just really turning over a new leaf. I'm just
Speaker 1: working on the anger. And then he goes out and
Speaker 1: gets hammered and then lies about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the lying. It's the lying that's the issue.
Speaker 2: I still think, and I know people you're going to disagree,
Speaker 2: but I still think if she wants a gentler co
Speaker 2: parenting existence with him him drinking, I mean she drinks too.
Speaker 2: They all drink and they're around their kids, So it
Speaker 2: can't be just about that. Like if it's is it
Speaker 2: about the cocaine specifically? Like what is it about the anger? Is?
Speaker 2: Like is she saying to him, if you have a kid,
Speaker 2: would you want your kid around you?
Speaker 1: You want around ang caine?
Speaker 2: But is where do you draw the line? Is? I
Speaker 2: guess my question like she can drink all she wants
Speaker 2: and everybody else can do that to you.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that her drinking compares with his.
Speaker 1: He gets drunk and abusive.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, but let's put it in terms
Speaker 2: of like Michelle and Jesse. Jesse. Is the difference just
Speaker 2: that he's not like physical because Jack's was only he
Speaker 2: had that time. Wasn't that the only time where he
Speaker 2: knocked over that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean the well when he was abusive?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's fair to go like the old
Speaker 1: well he only did it the one time? Well, no,
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't think it's not like he
Speaker 1: stalks her, he's obsessed with her, he rages at her.
Speaker 1: I mean he scares her. How many times does she
Speaker 1: have to go like, you're scaring me? I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I guess my question is what does she want him
Speaker 2: to do? Exactly? Like she wants him to be totally sober?
Speaker 2: Is that something like because they've never really made that clear. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think it would be better.
Speaker 1: Further, he wants him to act like a fucking normal
Speaker 1: person and stop lying about all what he's doing. I
Speaker 1: think she's basically implying that he's out doing coke.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I have this whole time, I've
Speaker 2: forgotten to do British Jack's. And somebody so smart if
Speaker 2: you forget that, I don't nice. It's just it's just jets. Like,
Speaker 2: as somebody pointed out, we do have a British Jax.
Speaker 2: It's James Kennedy, And I was like, oh shit, you're
Speaker 2: so right. Yeah, how could we've forgotten? But British Jacks
Speaker 2: is his own thing. Yes, No, I know he's like
Speaker 2: a dangerous guy. But I just don't know what Brittney
Speaker 2: expected from thirty days and sort of like a fake rehab.
Speaker 1: Maybe Brittany doesn't everything she expected anything, which is why
Speaker 1: she's like not falling for it at this point, right,
Speaker 1: which is smart because she's like, he's not changed. He
Speaker 1: nothing's changed.
Speaker 2: The thing I would say about the Jesse thing though, too,
Speaker 2: like in the same like he does a bunch of coke,
Speaker 2: he had inappropriate people seemingly around their kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know she's super happy about that either,
Speaker 1: but there's not a lot she can do.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing. So what she's tried to do,
Speaker 2: I guess is co parent with him.
Speaker 1: But he's back.
Speaker 2: He's hot and cold too, Like he'll be he'll be
Speaker 2: kind of nice to her face and then call her
Speaker 2: a seaward behind her back, which is what you're saying
Speaker 2: Jackson is doing too.
Speaker 1: But also I think that the I think one thing
Speaker 1: to keep in mind is that I don't think that
Speaker 1: Britney is trying to keep Jack's, i mean, cruise away
Speaker 1: from Jack's. She keeps telling us she's like, he can
Speaker 1: come see his son, but he doesn't want to, and
Speaker 1: then they show him doing other things. So I think
Speaker 1: that we would it would be a bigger issue and
Speaker 1: we would hear Jax just likes to go, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to see my son. Well, Brittany keeps going see
Speaker 1: your fucking son. Then you're not making arrangements to see
Speaker 1: your son, so I don't know what you.
Speaker 2: Want to tell you lying it comes down to that,
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I'm really working on my stuff, brit
Speaker 2: Yeah we should come come have lunch with me. And
Speaker 2: then it's like, you're really working on your stuff, but
Speaker 2: you're just wasted in fucking a bunch of girls at
Speaker 2: your bar, Like yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Telling me you're not. And now I'm supposed to come
Speaker 1: and show up for this fraud of a lunch that
Speaker 1: is with you to talk about how changed you are.
Speaker 2: And it's not your women, it's the lying about his
Speaker 2: like and.
Speaker 1: He think it's just he's just a piece of shit
Speaker 1: who's not changing in any way, shape or form. And
Speaker 1: she's sick of it. Yeah yeah, And I think he
Speaker 1: makes a lot of promises. I think he does a
Speaker 1: lot of like feeling sorry for himself and like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like you know, britt I'm so sad about
Speaker 1: this divorce. And I think she's like, but you're not.
Speaker 2: Though I was proud of Brittany in this moment she
Speaker 2: really like she stayed clear. She was not. She was like, nope,
Speaker 2: not coming, absolutely not. She didn't get set. She just
Speaker 2: said what she said, and then he was like on.
Speaker 2: Then he lied, though he fully lied straight to her face.
Speaker 2: She's like, I got all these dms telling me you're drunk.
Speaker 1: I got all these day ams jakes and she goes,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. He goes, I was totally sober. I went
Speaker 1: home early. That's what he said, the word for word.
Speaker 1: He goes, I was totally sober. I went home early.
Speaker 1: And she's like, jix No, I got everybody saw you.
Speaker 1: Everybody saw you were drunk. And then she says to
Speaker 1: the camera, She's like, I'm gonna steer. I'm gonna steer
Speaker 1: clear of Jack something about him getting out of the facility.
Speaker 1: I just wrote something about him getting out of the facility.
Speaker 1: And the only reason I agreed to say him was
Speaker 1: because we have to copare it. But he was supposed
Speaker 1: to work on himself for thirty days. Soon as he
Speaker 1: gets out, he goes to the bar. I'm not putting
Speaker 1: up with it.
Speaker 2: She's tough. She's what country songs are written about. She
Speaker 2: reminds me of like a country singer, like she could.
Speaker 2: I wish she could sing, because she could, she could
Speaker 2: really bring us some good stuff.
Speaker 1: And then Jack says, which which I guess you agree
Speaker 1: with a little bit, but he's like to the camera,
Speaker 1: he goes, what I do on my own time is
Speaker 1: my business.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't agree with that. The thing that I said,
Speaker 2: I didn't understand where Brittany was coming from, is him
Speaker 2: hooking up with women. That's what I took from the conversation.
Speaker 2: But now that you mentioned the DMS and stuff, I
Speaker 2: see it differently. But like, I don't think she has
Speaker 2: a say in whoever he hooks the same that he
Speaker 2: doesn't have a say, which he tries to about who
Speaker 2: she hooks up with, and he tries, like you said,
Speaker 2: to stalk and all that stuff, like it doesn't make
Speaker 2: him okay. But I don't think she gets to say
Speaker 2: that now. But you're right, maybe she's not saying the thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe drum.
Speaker 1: I think she gets to not go meet up with
Speaker 1: him though, and listen to his bullshit when he's lying,
Speaker 1: when he's completely lying and not changing for sure for sure,
Speaker 1: which is what I think he constantly probably says, like
Speaker 1: you know, we have to co parent. I'm like, a
Speaker 1: changed man, and you got to let me, you know.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, but you're not, though, right, just
Speaker 1: going out and getting drunk, and then you want me
Speaker 1: to like feel sorry for you.
Speaker 2: It's a shame that he's in this group, that he's
Speaker 2: on this show. It's a group of people who are
Speaker 2: wasted all the time, whether it's cocaine or just being
Speaker 2: really drunk. Not all of them, Michelle is not like that.
Speaker 2: You know, a few of them aren't, but for the
Speaker 2: most part, that's all they do. So I think Jack's
Speaker 2: a total narcissist who's not working really fixing himself. Is
Speaker 2: looking at that and going what the fuck, which is
Speaker 2: of course why he's like deflecting to Danny. Same for Jesse,
Speaker 2: same panic.
Speaker 1: So that's what the thing. It's so easy to go
Speaker 1: but look at these people, Yeah, exactly worse than me.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: He's the problem, not me. Yeah, it's it's cut. It's
Speaker 1: very it's I guess it's like even a little bit
Speaker 1: triggering for me.
Speaker 2: I get that. Oh my god, I totally get that.
Speaker 2: I've had a jax.
Speaker 1: That's just all it's just all all the lot, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Know a lot of that and forth too, like they're
Speaker 2: so manipulative, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just do I think it's because you know, I
Speaker 1: deal with a lot of I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people with alcohol problems. There is such a difference when
Speaker 1: people are actually putting in work and willing to try
Speaker 1: to change. It's a very different vibe. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: Like when you're in a recovery program and you see
Speaker 1: people who are genuinely like working on themselves, It's like,
Speaker 1: it's hard to watch people just be such blatant liars
Speaker 1: m anyway, not to get.
Speaker 2: Exactly what you're talking about, though, because I have dated
Speaker 2: a very specific someone who reminds me of Jacks a lot,
Speaker 2: And yeah, the lying is like secondhand, it goes I
Speaker 2: guess a little with the addiction all of its one
Speaker 2: big thing. And yeah, no, it's it's tough to It
Speaker 2: is tough to watch because on top of it, Jack's
Speaker 2: is just a dick. He's not just someone with a problem,
Speaker 2: Like he's a dick, like Danny is someone who you
Speaker 2: feel he's lying, but you feel for him because he's
Speaker 2: not a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Right, that's the difference. Yeah, right, he's not a Jack.
Speaker 1: If he does have a drinking problem, that he's coping
Speaker 1: with his stress and three hundred three with drinking. He's
Speaker 1: clearly going to be willing to look at it. Nobody
Speaker 1: else is, right, So Jacks goes to the after Brittany goes,
Speaker 1: what half fun drink at the bar? And then Jack
Speaker 1: says in his interview, why did she do that to me?
Speaker 1: She's so maan.
Speaker 2: I can't believe people treat me so bad. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: such a victim. He gets in his dumb pickup truck
Speaker 2: that I forgot he had. He's had that for so long,
Speaker 2: and he goes, I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was at the bar last night, but I
Speaker 1: was home by eleven. They're all lying. They're all just
Speaker 1: lying about me.
Speaker 2: He's just still lying. All right, let's way, let's go
Speaker 2: to Hawaii. Why then they go whatever? Zach, Zach and
Speaker 2: Benji somehow get the upgrade to the presidential suite, which
Speaker 2: isn't really an upgrade because you have to share it
Speaker 2: with Jesse, right, I mean, who wants that even And
Speaker 2: they have a good point, like they can't be like Luke,
Speaker 2: you should have it, wink.
Speaker 1: They can't do that, that would give it away. I agree,
Speaker 1: But Luke really was like but hurt about that, and
Speaker 1: he was pissed. He's like, what Jack should have just
Speaker 1: immediately offered us as upgrade. But you're right, that would
Speaker 1: be weird. I thought all the.
Speaker 2: Suites were kind of may I say, I'm sorry, please
Speaker 2: don't at me on this one. I thought the suites
Speaker 2: were kind of tacky. It wasn't my favorite. They've a
Speaker 2: lot of shows have gone to Hawaii over the years,
Speaker 2: and there's been a lot of resorts that we've seen.
Speaker 2: I think of like Forgetting Sarah Marshall. That was a
Speaker 2: real that was a real place, by the way, and
Speaker 2: they pretty much paid for the movie.
Speaker 1: But like this one doesn't. Didn't it look kind of
Speaker 1: it was like in theo because you know why the
Speaker 1: carpeting it was like the carpeting in a casino.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very casine, know, and then the art
Speaker 2: decorations and just nothing about it. Like they one of
Speaker 2: them had like kind of a side view of the ocean.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that.
Speaker 2: Great of a view. I don't think your ocean view
Speaker 2: is great unless you're literally up on it. I don't
Speaker 2: want to see pep knots and all that shit, Like
Speaker 2: I don't need that, And.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that the one that they were like, look at
Speaker 1: this ocean view.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that was Janet. I believe who said that?
Speaker 2: Which so they everybody's like, for a second, I got
Speaker 2: my face blindness got me confused, and I thought that
Speaker 2: Aaron was Luke. So when they start popping champagne, I
Speaker 2: thought that was Luke, I wrote Luke and Kristen, but
Speaker 2: it was Aaron and Michelle. Do you ever see Aaron
Speaker 2: and Luke kind of look in the same.
Speaker 1: Yes, I yes, for sure.
Speaker 2: So then oh, she says Erin and Michelle like she's like,
Speaker 2: did you talk to Jesse. He's like yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I kind of avoided him, but like, someday we'll take
Speaker 2: a trip together. What why? What? I know, She's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: calm down, Erin. Some day, Yeah, like someday we'll all
Speaker 2: just like take a boat ride somewhere. Some day we'll
Speaker 2: move in together, like Golden Girls. Why that was a
Speaker 2: really funny look that she did. I know. She's like like, no,
Speaker 2: we won't, but okay, So then they're drinking in the pool.
Speaker 1: Also, whatever happened to the fact that Jesse not Jesse,
Speaker 1: Aaron was practically threatening her with like you know, if
Speaker 1: you keep not getting along with your ex husband, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do this. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then that I just went out the window.
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess. Okay, so now we're in the pool.
Speaker 2: This is uh I just wrote Jason is such a buzzkill?
Speaker 2: Is that what I said? Why would I say Jason
Speaker 2: is a buzzkill?
Speaker 1: Let's see? Because uh, okay.
Speaker 2: Well, he wants to like bring everyone together to have
Speaker 2: this like big apologies, like should.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, we should probably get everyone everyone to
Speaker 1: get like it's really first of all, Danny rightfully so
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, Nia doesn't feel like that comfortable right right,
Speaker 1: And he's like, all right, we should just everybody over
Speaker 1: there like Carol.
Speaker 2: Danny's yeah, He's like, no, Janet, let's chat. Yeah into it?
Speaker 2: She's not into it. She looks so pretty by the way,
Speaker 2: and that hat and glasses. She is gorgeous. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then Janet really made me want to not watch
Speaker 1: the show anymore. She's just like it was. And I
Speaker 1: was thinking of you because I'm like, this is just
Speaker 1: the thing, Like we're gonna we have these fights, then
Speaker 1: we're gonna make up. Then I'm gonna apologize, but then
Speaker 1: I'm going to kind of take it back, but then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna then I'm gonna stay mad. Janet, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to apologize for the other night, like
Speaker 1: I had too much.
Speaker 2: To drink of all the things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean literally, like those Margarita's and shots were
Speaker 1: so strong.
Speaker 2: They're not even that strong at El Coyote. As someone
Speaker 2: who drinks Margarita's at both Coyote and Padre, I can
Speaker 2: tell you that Coyote is weaker. So that's not even
Speaker 2: a real thing. So Janet got herself nice and drunk
Speaker 2: and lost her fucking mind. But she is the biggest
Speaker 2: judge of anybody possibly getting drunk, right and calls them blackouts,
Speaker 2: And yeah, you know what the difference is, I wasn't
Speaker 2: sneaking drinks. I was just drinking in the open. I
Speaker 2: was just over here drinking in front of everybody. And
Speaker 2: that makes me shter than Danny. Yeah, and all I
Speaker 2: did was yell at you and embarrass you in front
Speaker 2: of everyone. You know, I didn't pinch someone's ass like
Speaker 2: your husband again, So like it really just, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Danny keep apologizing. I don't know, because he wants he's
Speaker 2: a pleaser, he needs to.
Speaker 1: Say he So before Nia says anything, Danny's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just really want to apologize to Janet, like I
Speaker 1: was way out of line, like the other night when
Speaker 1: I'd had a little bit to drink, and like I
Speaker 1: just should not have brought up what I brought up.
Speaker 1: I didn't think Danny did anything wrong that night, agreed
Speaker 1: Jack's thing, right, Yeah, So then yes, Then Nia's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm sorry too or whatever. Then Nia says
Speaker 1: to camera, She's like, yeah, I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if Janet's being genuine she's not.
Speaker 2: I oh my god, I wrote the exact same thing
Speaker 2: I wrote, let me answer that for you. I literally wrote,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I wrote, Jana is not I will
Speaker 2: answer that for you.
Speaker 1: That's so weird. So then Jason is like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you for still inviting us though, and Lea goes,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, like we would never like not
Speaker 1: invite you, and Janet goes, yeah, I would have. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have invited you. I would ha cut you out,
Speaker 1: And then she laughs like it's funny, but she's totally serious.
Speaker 2: She is totally serious. I mean, she's so Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: she's gonna calls on herself. She's not gonna change.
Speaker 1: So then the producer says to Jesse, so, how do
Speaker 1: you feel about Aaron being on this trip? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's just trying to get Jesse riled up, which is dangerous.
Speaker 1: He is just another Jacks, Like, why are the producers
Speaker 1: doing this? This is making me mad at the show.
Speaker 1: It was really genuinely making me like not want to
Speaker 1: watch the show. And Jesse goes, uh, you know, like
Speaker 1: I have a problem with like, you know this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy Aaron, who's like dating my wife, like he
Speaker 1: was dating her while we were still married, because she's
Speaker 1: just a fucking cheating whore.
Speaker 2: It's the same, the same thing he's said a hundred
Speaker 2: billion times, which he had gotten past.
Speaker 1: He has a girlfriend who he wants to move to
Speaker 1: Orange County to be with and take his daughter there,
Speaker 1: but he's mad that she's dating somebody. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to, I don't I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like my wife. So then so then Luke's
Speaker 1: this is the part where Luke's acting.
Speaker 2: Weird, Right, He's in a mad mood. He's been weird
Speaker 2: and we've all been there. We've been there.
Speaker 1: This is what I was joking about before, But you've
Speaker 1: been there where like you're with somebody and you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be like having fun or being on vacation and
Speaker 1: the person's acting weird, and then you have to be like,
Speaker 1: are you okay?
Speaker 2: Like mad at me?
Speaker 1: Yes, she goes, are you are you mad? Did I
Speaker 1: do something? But I think she knows.
Speaker 2: I just wrote he's being mean, but also she knows,
Speaker 2: she knows, she knows that, so stupid is a waste,
Speaker 2: you know. But he's all freaked out because he's like nervous,
Speaker 2: so he doesn't know how to act and on stuff.
Speaker 1: So then then there's Jesse's in this presidential suite like
Speaker 1: being all uncomfortable, and Zach and Benji are being like
Speaker 1: really over the top taking a shower together and.
Speaker 2: In their yeah outfits, and like he kind of Zach
Speaker 2: accidentally knocks Benji in the head with something and he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm so rude. They're frollicking. They're literally frolicking, Like I mean,
Speaker 2: how can we possibly like defend Jesse here? But even
Speaker 2: Jesse's like, hey, mana I'm gonna take a shower cool.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to see whatever it is you're doing,
Speaker 2: so just let you know. Yes, he kind of felt
Speaker 2: for Jesse in this moment, like they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: What the same, except that then Jesse has to ruin
Speaker 1: any feelings we have towards him because he's just like it.
Speaker 1: He goes straight to an interview and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really hard when like your wife is cheating on you.
Speaker 1: Boyfriend isn't the one she cheated with, but like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, could you trust someone like that? Then we
Speaker 1: year back to Jesse, yes, interrogating everybody about Michelle, just
Speaker 1: going from person to person like, yeah, Michelle's like a
Speaker 1: fucking cheater, right, Like she's totally cheating on me, right,
Speaker 1: like talking to Jenna, who I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 1: Jenna just like pops up in Hawaii. Hey guys on
Speaker 1: my own ship to Hawaii. Just want to talk about
Speaker 1: Aaron some more?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then that was kind of it. He's riled
Speaker 2: up with yet again, the same flashback that we've gotten
Speaker 2: this entire season about Michelle cheating, and I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: give us a shit, and.
Speaker 1: Then the producer still trying to rile him up more
Speaker 1: is like, how does that make you feel? Jesse, and
Speaker 1: he goes, I feel like he deserves a punch in
Speaker 1: the face. So they're setting up Jesse literally being violent,
Speaker 1: like they want this, these Valley producers want this. It's
Speaker 1: so gross. And then they they do us flash to
Speaker 1: like next week when he's going to confront Aaron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which they said was gonna happen this week. By
Speaker 2: the way, I remember like seeing Malie Mabe so just lie, Lie, Lie.
Speaker 2: I mean that's why I was hoping, like or thinking,
Speaker 2: maybe next week's finale like the big to do the
Speaker 2: big the big down on one knee. But you're right,
Speaker 2: it's too early. It could be maybe they just have
Speaker 2: twelve and then reunions last week.
Speaker 1: I mean, last season, we thought there'd be more episodes
Speaker 1: because all these other shows have like sixteen episodes. But
Speaker 1: last season, I do believe there are only ten, maybe
Speaker 1: eleven at the most. So we're already passed last season.
Speaker 1: So you're right, maybe there's like two more. Maybe they
Speaker 1: got picked up for like thirteen episodes.
Speaker 2: We we're in season two, right, I'm looking at episodes
Speaker 2: season two. Oh it says to be announced the amount
Speaker 2: of episodes. How could they not know that yet. They
Speaker 2: do know it, they just don't want to tell us.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, hold on, hold on, there's a lot. Where
Speaker 2: are we now?
Speaker 1: What what number?
Speaker 2: Eleven?
Speaker 1: This was eleven?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're at eleven. There's at twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen,
Speaker 2: So there's aw there's four. Yeah, because the next one,
Speaker 2: this one, this one was called l Coyote Ugly. Next
Speaker 2: week's is called will you MAUI Me? And then it's
Speaker 2: TBA GBA. They haven't named those yet. And then the
Speaker 2: final one is there's no zen and resentment. So we
Speaker 2: have four more and then reunions.
Speaker 1: If they do that. They did do a reunion. Did
Speaker 1: they just do one or they three parts? I don't
Speaker 1: know how many parts, but they did shoot a reunion.
Speaker 1: The whole thing about that is that they shot the
Speaker 1: reunion early, so they hadn't seen all the episodes.
Speaker 2: I guess that's right, that's right, so we'll see My god,
Speaker 2: guy say the Valley Wikipedia was edited in the last
Speaker 2: eighteen hours, and it says on Wikipedia who edits? I
Speaker 2: think it'd be funny. It was like Bye Jacks, so by.
Speaker 1: Some guy named Leo.
Speaker 2: It was Leo, and why is he editing the Valley.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, Leo is just one of these guys
Speaker 1: that's figured out how to edit Wikipedia, and like any
Speaker 1: shot did that.
Speaker 2: I used to add the weirdest things. I used to
Speaker 2: add plot points that weren't there. I went to I
Speaker 2: told you, I went to the Wikipedia page for tetracycling
Speaker 2: the antibiotic and said that it gave you superpowers and
Speaker 2: that you could fly, and it got removed. It'll be
Speaker 2: say like whatever. It was like, CDK, whatever has added
Speaker 2: this and then is like removed by blank doctor blank.
Speaker 1: Somebody went out after me.
Speaker 2: It was like, no, we're not doing that. Not doing that.
Speaker 2: So I don't know who Leo Star three. I just
Speaker 2: went he just joined three years ago, and uh, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Let's find him. Yeah, I'm sure it's Janet.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys, we've got a lot of stuff coming up.
Speaker 1: We've got and just like that, you'll have Friday Morning. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then The Bachelor in Paradise is coming weeks and
Speaker 1: a couple week or so. Right, So next week on Patreon,
Speaker 1: we're going to be doing cast roast. We're going to
Speaker 1: be going over the whole cast of everyone who's going
Speaker 1: to be on paradise.
Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah that's that. Yeah, alright with us, all right, guys, Friday,
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye