Speaker 1: Sanna's Little Helpers from Jacob Hester and Tiva Baber are
taking over off the Bench, presented by All Star Toyota.
Tune in for some naughty and nice sports talk this
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Here's Jacob Hester and t bab a Bear.
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, one more, I hate you hit it one
more time to Jaking here the whole thing. We can
get his thoughts on it. This just just restart.
Speaker 1: Their helpers from Jacob Hester and Tiva Baber are taking
over off the Bench, presented by All Star Toyota. Tune
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Live from the Mercedes Benz of Baton Rouge Studio. Here's
Jacob Hester and t bab a Bear.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Sanda's Little Helpers low man wins and nice.
Hey now.
Speaker 3: All right, I like that.
Speaker 2: I like Santa's Little Helpers a lot, Happy.
Speaker 4: Hannah's Little Helpers real quick though, I did offer to
help t Bob buy his children Christmas presents because he
lost all his money on the Hawk to a coin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 5: So we're gonna do an OTV coin to try to
get all our money.
Speaker 2: So, by the way, the funny thing about that is
I accidentally I I probably watched or listened to more
more appropriate because I did it while I was like
cleaning duing chortes on the House of I probably listened
to Slash watched about three to four hours of Ponzi
scheme stuff this weekend. Okay, have you ever heard of
the ut YouTube channel coffee Zilla. No, he's this guy
that just basically exposes crypto scams and it's it's it's
really really good. At the time, then that led me
to uh, Charles Ponzi, and I started listening to like
a documentary about him and and and so my understanding
of these crypto Ponzi schemes, how they work, and kind
of how easy they are to get away with without
legal like ramifications, I feel better than ever that we
can scam our way to the top with our OTB coin.
I mean, I'm down and again, I think the point is,
I think we just advertise it very honestly as a scam.
Get in on the ground floor and you will make money,
And everybody just keeps saying that to the next person,
and eventually somebody loses, but not us.
Speaker 5: Right, as long as it's not us, then I really
don't care.
Speaker 2: For instance, hey, this one hedge fund company that was
taking people's money in promising you know, these these these
consistent eight percent returns. They also created their own coin. Uh.
Then they started using the money that people were investing
with them to buy their own coin so that the
owners of the company could sell their coin without crashing
the price. So the owners are getting rich spending the
investors' money on their own coin. And eventually, of course
you got found out or like, everything crashed and they
were just like our investments went bad. Yeah, and nobody's
in legal trouble.
Speaker 5: It's basically wolfle Wall Street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great. Actually, Jordan Belfort was evolved. How about
that supposed to be but here he was.
Speaker 4: I know, it's awesome penny stocks until they crashed, and then, like.
Speaker 2: White white collar crime, you got a good chance of
walking away relatively unscathed as long as you protect that nut. Yeah,
go to Panama, put our money there, We're good to
go to.
Speaker 5: Jordan Belfort did. He went to Switzerland.
Speaker 2: Well, but remember the Panama. Panama is the hot place.
I think still now, I'm pretty sure because you can
you can own companies without having your name on the paperwork.
Oh then yeah, it's called like a beneficiary owner or
something like that. I'm again, I'm gonna stay in the lab.
I'm gonna keep grinding on how scheme guys, but just no,
I'm putting in the work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll all have to get you to Panama because
you have you'll end up in Panama City beach.
Speaker 2: With the way that you don't know where places are.
So that's fair, That's that's true. Where's Panama Hawaii? I'm
just kidding, I see, I don't know. I think Panama is.
Speaker 7: In like the Caribbean or something. Bumps in a beach
side condo. He gets arrested.
Speaker 3: He said, my god, I'm there's no tradition.
Speaker 2: You're in Panama City.
Speaker 7: Classic mix up.
Speaker 8: Damn it.
Speaker 2: I was wondering why I had to put my name
on all that PaperWorks. I was promised.
Speaker 6: So it's kind of what like connects Mexico and South America.
Speaker 3: He's right by Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Yeah is that a Caribbean?
Speaker 5: Not necessary?
Speaker 4: But you remember that that ship, that cargo ship stuck
in the Panama Canal, remember, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, for sure, for sure, Panama Canal. Yeah, duh, okay,
I guess.
Speaker 5: It kind of is the it's like between the Caribbean
and the Pacific.
Speaker 2: The Panama Canal, Teddy Roosevelt thing or an f DR.
There's a Teddy thing, right, pretty sure?
Speaker 7: I think I don't know for sure, one of them
Roosevelt boys.
Speaker 2: It's the Central American country. There you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the country itself is Central American, but like it's
between the Pacific and the Caribbean.
Speaker 2: So it's on the if myth of the hardest words
to say.
Speaker 3: They play in the cocka CAF soccer.
Speaker 6: Yes, America, Jamaica, Mexico, US, Canada.
Speaker 5: The ship was in the Suez Canal, and my bad thought,
how funny?
Speaker 7: How funny was that He's like, Hey, we're gonna our
shipment as a hiccup, and like what'trong? Like did you
what happened? He's like, we're stuck.
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is done. Speaking of poop, how about them Saints yesterday
baby fourteen to eleven winners over the New York Football Giants,
one of the most historic NFL franchises, could not handle
the power of the hoot At Nation and the Black
and Gold. Yesterday we were treated to a game that
featured eighteen penalties, fifteen punts a combined ten of thirty
four on third down. How about this, guys? Can I
interest you in some three and outs? Because of twenty
seven possessions, eleven went three and out. That's right, baby.
We had missed field goals, we had a failed fake punt,
we had pump returned touchdowns and then gated by penalties.
We had field goals devaty I personal fouls, and we
had a blocked final field goal attempt. Shout up, Brian
Berzy actually had an incredible game. But yes, if you
watched that game yesterday, congratulate. If you watched it closely,
I should say congratulations to you, because you, sir, are
a man and a sadist and a masochist and enjoy
self flagellation. I enjoyed the game, but I gotta be honest,
the brain cells that it occupied were probably in the
single digits. I had it on. I was walking around
play with the kids, doing some stuff. I'd look up
and be like, oh, Kadrim Miller got three yards. Look
at that. You know you did let the dog off
the leash a whole nine feet h. And then I
would go back to doing whatever I was doing. Oh, look,
Derek Carr just tried to jump and shattered his body. H.
That's cool. And then I would just go back to
doing whatever I was doing which, by the way, guys,
dere cars hurt. Great news for me and my balls
because he ranks top twelve and like a ton of
different stuff right now, So we're good.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: Fracturing it, Yeah, you could tell it was definitely a fracture.
I thought it was like his forearm.
Speaker 7: No, Rappaport says, fractureing his non throwing hand.
Speaker 2: Keep mount, just keep out. There's no point, Derekkay, just
make the money there car. Nobody cares at this point. Whatever.
Daniel Blunt tebout the game, wasn't that bad?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: No, dude, I think it was. I think it was
pretty bad. That was one of the worst NFL games
I think I've ever watched. It was bad.
Speaker 7: But like when he was out Friday, you and I
were talking about it, we kind of expected it, right,
I think we went like seventeen fourteen, like we kind
of expected that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is true. That is true.
It's not far from our score prediction. These two teams
combined one in thirteen against teams with winning records. Shout
out Jeff Duncan, who has a lot of just really
crappy stats in his UH and his breakdown of the
game today again, though, how about Brian Percy. Good game
for PSI, game winning field goal block. Love to see
that now he's checked the one box that Marcus Davenport had. Yeah,
uh so he's a He's a legitimate, much better pick
than Davenport ever was. I mean, he was already before.
But I love seeing a game winning field goal block
is badass no matter what, because at that point it
did feel like, oh my god, you're gonna blow this.
Like you had the lead the entire the offense couldn't
get anything going. The defense is Finally I felt.
Speaker 6: Maleak was gonna score on the one that he kept
making people miss at the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like here we go, dude, and you managed
to avoid it. Thank god.
Speaker 6: It was nice to see, you know, the offensive line
that we thought we would see all season long finally
back together. And you know it, Caesar Ruiz continues to struggle,
but it was still nice to see, you know, the
one offensive line get out there and actually playing a
game together.
Speaker 3: So there's a couple of things to take from this.
Speaker 6: You're past the point where I think draft choice is
something you're worried about, like you've already won too many games.
To get one of those top three type choice you know,
draft picks pick, So like, just continue to go out there,
see what you can do. The mc south continues to
be up and down right, the Falcons lose again. The
Bucks are pulling away a little bit, but I mean,
you're still you still have an opportunity, you still have
something to play for. Like I said, you're already past
the point when you're worrying about tanking. So go see
what you can do, see if you can create any momentum.
I mean, you're gonna have a tough difficut choice and
make when it comes to who's going to be the
next head coach. You've got a couple of tough games
also coming up, and if you win those, you know,
maybe the Rizzler gets an opportunity.
Speaker 2: I love so during Christmas, I think, you know, it's
a time to feel nostalgic and think about the times
of your childhood, and both the Falcons and Saints completely
sucking again. There's something almost Norman Rockwell esque about that.
It's been the vast majority of the history of this rivalry,
are you know, basically this rivalry is bump fights over
multiple decades, and we're getting back to that, which is
great to see as you have Kirk Cousins out here
making one hundred and eighty million dollars, you have Derek
Carr out here making one hundred and sixty million dollars
or whatever it is. You just call it one eighty.
I don't care. It's it's really fantastically inept from two
of the most historically inept frances in NFL history. Bad
ball bad ball, real bad ball. I mean, the Falcons
have lost four games in a row and don't look
now Taylor's boy Baker and the Bucks back and clearly
looking like the best team and just a god awful
NFC South.
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, seven and six, but still, I mean winners
the three to row.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something to play for.
Speaker 6: If you're you know, you might as well again if
you're the New Orleans Saints, see what you can end
up doing, seeing if you can create anything any juice
in momentum, because I don't know what the offseason looks like.
I mean, you got some tough choices. You got to
find your next head coach. You have to figure out
what you're gonna do with the quarterback position. Are you
really going to roll that out there again, because I
don't know where you're gonna be in the draft. Can
you get a franchise quarterback? I mean yeah, probably. I
mean we've seen it happen in the draft before. I mean,
top three quarterback doesn't guarantee you anything.
Speaker 2: But it almost does. You know what I'm saying. I mean, like, no,
it doesn't almost guarantee you a good one. But if
we look at all the good quarterbacks in the NFL,
how many were not top picks. It's it's it's a
short list. You can get lucky, but it.
Speaker 6: Is a short Like what do you consider? I guess
top like you're saying top five, top ten?
Speaker 2: See top ten? It's my homes. Secondly, wasn't top ten?
That's crazy? Yeah, he was like eleven? I want to say,
because I think the same, maybe twelve because the SAMs
picked thirteen.
Speaker 3: There's a lot.
Speaker 6: Here's the leading passers not and this isn't like the
only metric to go off of, but it's just the
first one I pulled up. Leading passers in the NFL
Geno Smith, Kirk, Cousins, Joe Burrow, Baker Mayfield, Matthew Stafford,
Sam Darnold, Lamar Jackson, Jared Golf, Patrick Mahomes, c J
Stroud of that group.
Speaker 2: Fast, but was Kirk Kirk no Gino what's the top pick?
Speaker 6: Now four you have four of the ten that were
outside the top five. Okay, but Holf a top ten
really yeah, because Kirk Cousins was a third round pick.
Speaker 3: Gino Smith was the first.
Speaker 7: Round but later he was a yeah, he was like
teen somewhere.
Speaker 3: Uh lamar same situation. Mahomes fell right outside the top ten.
Speaker 2: So you can get a first round quarterback maybe somewhere
in the first rock parties at twelve.
Speaker 6: Obviously we know he was mister irrelevant, you know, bo
Nick's a pretty good example.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true true class.
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe maybe there is some just get in
a first round quarterback if you go ahead and draft one.
Speaker 6: Then, but since they haven't done it since Archie Manning,
I don't really have a lot of hope that they're going.
Speaker 3: To actually do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but.
Speaker 6: If you continue to roll out the same personnel, and
like Derek Carr hasn't has a choice of this point.
Speaker 3: I know he hasn't been the only issue.
Speaker 6: But you're like your cap situation where you're going to
be drafted now looks like it's going to be somewhere
between what nine and thirteen, somewhere in that problems.
Speaker 2: Where they've lived the last three years.
Speaker 3: What can you like?
Speaker 6: What difference maker can you get that's going to beat.
Speaker 3: Un available Patrick twelve?
Speaker 7: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Again, you're like to your point, Jake,
as you rebuild this thing, it might not even be
time to think quarterback yet. We'll see, we'll see how
the market shakes out. But yeah, it might not. Unless
you fall in love with a guy, it might not
be time yet.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 6: And also there's other positions that you're going to you know,
I mean, I don't think you.
Speaker 3: I don't think you have a player in the top fifty.
Speaker 2: Well, and I've got to Actually, I've got a list
right here, Jake, of the other position Saints need. And
it says everything. It says every single position. Yeah, except
for ironically maybe like offensive tackle. You're kind of okay
unless you want to unless you have a beast tackle.
I can see that. And then you jump bump Pinny
down a guard. Have we arrived at a sick place
where the Saints offensive line is actually a cruise street?
What a bad roster.
Speaker 6: I know you, I know you've had injuries, but when
you start talking about leading receivers, one your leading receiver
on this team as you're running back, and Alba Kamara
is sixty fifth in the NFL as far as receiving yards.
So there's sixty four players in the NFL that are
ahead of anything that you have, bro.
Speaker 2: We have literal dudes off the street. Yeah, I mean
you know.
Speaker 6: I mean Kevin Austin Junior played over fifty snaps in
this game against the Giants.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, if I want to stick by my
Arizona State, take the Saints being five and eight right now,
much more impressive than the Chief's been eleven and one
or twelve whatever the hell they are now.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about the Chiefs.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm sorry, dude, doink for the division? Huh jeez?
Speaker 6: I mean one like the play they converted to be
able to kill them.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it. Was it a penalty?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I mean it's like the most Chiefs.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, it's the most chief play ever where You've
got great pressure on my homes, you miss the sack
and he just finds Kelsey like on a knee, basically
rose to first down.
Speaker 3: They round the clock and then.
Speaker 6: They don't that that field goal doesn't go in for
any other team.
Speaker 2: No, but it's the Chiefs.
Speaker 6: It's a chief though. It joints off and goes in. Yeah,
for the division doing. I mean if if it doesn't
go in, like, you lose the game. The Chargers did
all that to come back down thirteen and nothing. Yeah, Hey,
you don't talk about dudes off the street. I feel
largers are duct tape and super glue right now.
Speaker 2: I feel like the Chiefs have won every game like
fifteen to thirteen this year. Have have they scored in
the twenties once this season?
Speaker 7: I saw a stat the other day. I'm actually working
on confirming it right now. I saw a stat that said,
if you take away the last two minutes of every game,
the Chiefs have the worst record in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go legends, dude. But isn't that kind of
the point that we talked about. They're like good teams,
you know, find a way.
Speaker 3: No good teams do find a way.
Speaker 2: There is bad teams find a way to lose, which
I thought the Saints were gonna do yesterday. Credit to
the Rizzler for not letting happen.
Speaker 6: I mean that happens every Chargers Chiefs game happens pretty
much just like that.
Speaker 7: It almost seems like the still almost one. It almost
seems like Chiefs lot's either gonna run out and they're
gonna get upset first round, or they're going to the
super Bowl. There's no in between with this team.
Speaker 3: No, they've they've they know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you watch the Bills yesterday, Josh Allen, what
the counters are? Six touchdowns and they lose no turnovers?
Real quick back on Brazil because I think you know,
this whole segment was a bit flippant. The block was
actually incredible. To leap the line like that, The amount
of athleticism from a man that big to leap the
line get his hands up with game online, black and Field,
that was awesome. So shout out Brian Brazi doing him
for the Rizzler. Han Bomers SA Chiefs won thirteen straight
one score game.
Speaker 3: I think it's fifteenth straight.
Speaker 2: Man. All right, uh coming up next to here, No, TB.
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Speaker 12: Family and too turned out the missoto Midnight Christmas.
Speaker 11: I never heard your Sweet Kiss is the first gift
at last to see Brady Travis.
Speaker 5: I was to say, no, Ray.
Speaker 2: I recognized the voice because we've celebrated Randy Travis on
the show quite a bit before, But no, I never heard.
This is great. Probably my country Christmas music, though.
Speaker 5: Is I was gonna say Country Christmas is probably.
Speaker 2: The outside my realm a lot, actually, so I like
learning about it.
Speaker 5: The best genre of Christmas music in my opinion.
Speaker 3: Cool, I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a couple of day.
Speaker 5: Huh, I have a really good one coming up. I
need preface. It was saying it's kind of unserious, but.
Speaker 2: It's this show.
Speaker 5: It's a staple in the Villa Reale household.
Speaker 2: How do you not even say your own last name correctly?
Villa Is it not Virea?
Speaker 5: It is the americanized version? Is Villa real?
Speaker 2: Do you say, I don't, I do.
Speaker 3: I do have it just to be there.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I grew up with many country Georgia
families that said casadyla on ironically.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say it.
Speaker 3: I'm a family member that that. I think he still
thinks that's actually what it is he does.
Speaker 5: I would say it because of Napoleon Dynamite. But thank
yourself a dang.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm the I didn't know until like a
year ago that the two l's were what dictated kind
of the why sound, and so I said, Madejo for
Medela sounds like an idiot. Yeah, I know, I know.
I think they're the ones I know, I think they're
the ones that eventually told me actually mighty have.
Speaker 6: Been a couple of It was funny though, like because
they would be back there and they would argue on
how to say something in Spanish as well, Danny Mario.
Speaker 3: They kind of go back and forth.
Speaker 2: I'm convinced Danny doesn't actually not to speak Spanish. Games
and yeah, yeah, Danny's fake, fake bilingual. Talk about this
whole the time I was confronting this. I was confronting
him about this just the other night.
Speaker 10: Where were we.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, done wand he ended up coming by down one.
I was making fun of him. Yeah, two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: When I wasn't there yesday, I did see him at
the in Vegas, though I gotta go all the way
to Vegas to see Danny.
Speaker 2: I missed him in Vegas. I was trying to meet,
but I lost myself in the deil in a long time.
I'm going to the Polar Express Friday in New Orleans.
Maybe i'll see him.
Speaker 3: I thought you hated all things Polar Express.
Speaker 2: So I got this. I did this when Alice was
first born, and it was actually pretty awesome. They went
away for COVID.
Speaker 3: Now back.
Speaker 2: It's kind of funny that you go to the Amtrak station.
You all get on a train, like you know, the
windows are covered in like what looks to be you know,
like other areas. But if you look past the window covered,
you see like a graveyard and like chain leak fences.
But uh, but it's magical inside that too. I will
say that me and my sister at first, I just
had our firstborn children. When we all went as like
a big family. Everyta of Christmas. We're matching pj's and everything,
and I'll be damned if we both weren't sobbing crying
by the end. So so one good thing that Polar
Express has ever done.
Speaker 6: All right, because I know, you know, JD had some
takes about the Polar Express and I was like, where's
T Bob?
Speaker 3: And as soon as I said where's T Bob? T
Bob gotten the mentions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh. I look, it's not mine.
It's not for me. It's not for me. That's fine.
Speaker 3: It's not for a lot of people, you know, it
is for me.
Speaker 2: Skelton crew. We'll talk about that more later.
Speaker 5: I don't like Polar Express either. I think it's very.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talk. We talked about Friday. I think a
little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was here, Oh sir, you were here.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the best morning sports show around, sort
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Speaker 11: By a quieter folks dressed up like escimons.
Speaker 8: Everybody you know that turkey and.
Speaker 2: Some missile to here. That guy's turkey.
Speaker 3: Not a ham can help. That's him is superior to turkey.
And you just want to give yourself over to.
Speaker 5: It on Christmas.
Speaker 3: You have money.
Speaker 2: It's a little much, isn't it. How about you just
bake a bird like an American.
Speaker 5: So we did that on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 10: And over there saves answers on his way. He's loaded
along some doors and goodies on his lan.
Speaker 3: And every god.
Speaker 2: I love this song, dude. Every version of my kid's
been getting to kick out of me singing this to
them to go to bed at night. How to fly?
Speaker 5: That sounds a little threatening. Let's see a Reindeers know
how to fly?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, they're just staying awake, staying
awake there, no, no, no, Jesus, no, how are you
taking it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: The tiny tots are staying awake with their eyes all aglow,
just just you know, see if like they can catch
a glimpse of Sanda out of contact, not booby trapping
the reindeer and yeah, throwing them, throwing them into the
deep end like the old.
Speaker 3: Joey Hester throwing a poll sink or swim.
Speaker 5: Sounds like out of context.
Speaker 2: I don't know what chatsalking about the First Coming. I
saw y'all think Jesus died for Taylor since I would
not just.
Speaker 7: Me, but for t Bob.
Speaker 5: He died for Takes.
Speaker 2: He died for everyone save for Taylor. Taylor is the
one person excluded from the Covenant. He's the Oh I mean,
it's crazy. Should we start calling him Taylor Sweeney or
Dabo Sharp? I like, I like Taylor Sweeney.
Speaker 7: T Bop was more on the Clemson thing earlier than.
Speaker 2: I'll be Bob Sweeney and you can be or no,
I'll be Bob Sharp and you can be Taylor Sweeney.
I'll you Bro. I like what about little? We know?
Speaker 3: What about little about little? Your fall? Like?
Speaker 7: No, I just said, what do you get?
Speaker 2: I forgot that?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Forgot?
Speaker 3: Whose son? Was that?
Speaker 2: A big running back? Oh? My god? From uh fifteen
back in high school? Here, where do you go to assumption?
Or yeah, Brandon Jacobs, where do you end up signing?
Speaker 11: He did?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that was him admitting to Clemson. Oh okay,
I thought it was just like a visit. No, after
that experience, he's still okay.
Speaker 7: It's a dedication.
Speaker 2: Hey, who's laughing now? Who's laughing?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 2: He committed to a playoff team? How about it?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm not talking about that part. I'm talking about
just the coach didn't know your name.
Speaker 2: He didn't shout speaking of little old Twu Lane of
course Tu Lanes head coach John sum Raw. If you
paid attention to the to the recent news cycles, some
Roll has basically been linked to every job, thought to
be one of the top targets. Uh oh and by
the way, can I get that Fletcher mackle tweet ready
with sound here? It's in the Summer All segment of
the document Breakups on Me. But he's been linked to
every job, and it's also at a time when it's
looking like it's gonna be very tough Jake for the
for the Green Wave to hold onto their quarterback Richard
freshman phenomen Darian Mensa. He's represented by young money. Word
on the street is they believe and I believe so
as well, that he will get a seven figure deal.
I think for too late. It comes down to can
you get your offer close enough? Right? I think he's
probably pretty confident a good spot whatever. But also he
talked about growing up with his with his with his family,
and his mom was a single mom raising multiple kids.
He did a hell of a job, but he would
love obviously to be able to provide for her here
in the immediate and he will be able to without
well he played this year. Uh, but so the point
is like, you're at risk of losing your quarterback, and
here you sit if it feels like you're maybe at
risk of losing the head coach again, just one year
after Willie Fritz left you for money. Here's what John
Sumrall had to say when he had a press conference.
People were asking about the North Carolina opening. I don't.
I'm am a here. I mean, Mike good, do you
want me to leave? All right? I get asked about
it every day right now, and I'm like, I mean,
after I know we lost two games, they're most run
me out of town. I'm here. I show up to
work today. And then he would go on. Later there
was a tweet from who do you quote you? Here
was Pete Damil. So Pete Damill tweeted sources two Lane
coach John Somers, and two late fishes. He is not
pursuing any of the open jobs this cycle. Some Maral's
name has been in one of interests for all the
Power four jobs. And then he tweeted, of course the
Wolf of Wall Street, Leonardo, I'm not f n Leavin Gifts.
So you might lose Mensa, but a massive win and
that you held onto what was maybe the or one
of the premier head coach candidates of this hiring cycle.
Speaker 7: So what you're saying is he's definitely leaving. Uh No, No,
maybe I'm being naive. I take this at face value.
I think he's saying I think he is. Do I
think that he dabbled?
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you got to.
Speaker 6: You try to see what was out there. Maybe he
didn't like what was out there. He's a really good
football coach, and you know, unfortunately it is what it is.
I mean, tu Lane is is in a really good
place in their program, but there's still going to be
a stepping stone program. Willie Fritz just left you for Houston.
Two leads a better football team in Houston. Yeah, but
with the resources, the money, he went to Houston. I
think Two Lanes a better football team than say at
North Carolina, who that's where some are all was kind
of attached to.
Speaker 13: But resources and is three AC championships in a row
for Two Lane now they played in they played in yes,
yeah right, yeah, so what I'm saying, it's a good league.
Speaker 6: So you know, maybe he just didn't like the situation.
I don't know how long he's going to be there,
but you know, fortunate for green Away fans, he's going
to be there for another year. So now that you know,
now they got to go try to get their quarterback.
Speaker 3: And I have.
Speaker 6: Kind of laugh at the latest thing that's now in
vogue in college football. Whenever you get your guy to stay,
it's like you renegotiate with quarterback and like that's the
graphic like deal.
Speaker 2: Oh, the the on three and yeah who were like whoever?
The graphics teams in college football are unreal. They are
they are out of.
Speaker 6: Jaalen Daniels was the lady says, I was like, agrees
to a new deal, I'm like, what do hey?
Speaker 2: But you know, again, with the rules in place, of course,
everybody's going to try to maximize their value as they should.
I mean, we'll talk about the Wan Soto deal during
weekend winners, but like, what if the NFL didn't have
a salary yet? You know how the numbers would get
for quarterbacks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it does. I mean it would be insanity.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, look, one, Soto is a good player,
very very good player.
Speaker 3: But we're we're.
Speaker 6: Getting close to a billy now, Like, if he's worth
a billy, what in the hell is Patrick mahoons?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, right, if there is no cabin
b if he and then the amount of money.
Speaker 6: In the n the NFL way more valuable than Major
League Baseball, not even in the same atmosphere.
Speaker 2: Those NFL owners though, you know, they know they know
how to run it. Oh yeah, you'll never not have
a salary. They didn't.
Speaker 8: They didn't.
Speaker 2: They didn't let the labor take over lock damn MLB
did so some rolls in for Tulane, though again, Mensa,
I'm not one hundred percent convinced that he's leaving, although
everybody else seems.
Speaker 3: To be he's about to have Yeah, it's gonna but
I mean he.
Speaker 2: Had to hit the pockets, he had to hit the
portal no matter what. If he wants to maximize value,
and of course he does, his agent does. Of course
they do. Right. Here's what he did to say about
his mom, who raised him and two siblings as a
single parents, and quote, my family, my mom. That's what
drives me. Just seeing her never really have my dad around,
the way she works, the way she took care of
us when I was younger, just kind of left that
chip on my shoulder and so I just really want
to repay her and make things right. That's when woman
will love her death. Well, congratulations dare Mensa, because you
played so well this year, sixty five percent completion damn
near ten yards per attempt, twenty two touch six picks.
You are going to get paid this cycle, and you
earned it, and you're going to be able to provide
for your mother and repay her for everything she gave you.
And that's really awesome. Now, I hope Tulane gets a
good enough offer where it convinces him to stay. But
we will, uh, we will see. But if you got
some wrong. I mean, the head coach is you know,
eighty percent of the battle or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's port this this portal window.
Speaker 6: It almost feels like, maybe more than any that we've had,
is going to be the one that's.
Speaker 2: The most active. I think you're going to see the
craziest deals. Yeah, I think you're going to see some
of the biggest names.
Speaker 6: And we've had names in the portal before, you know, obviously,
but because of the you know, the situation with revenue
sharing coming down the road, and players feeling like this
is my time, this is my one last opportunity to
make unlimited funds, whatever I can make. You were going
to see names that I think normally wouldn't put themselves
into the portal because they want to come back, but
they're putting themselves in the portal because they want to
be paid to come back.
Speaker 2: So I will say this though, Jake, it's funny because
everybody's going all in, like revenue share is definitely coming,
and revenue sharing is coming, I don't know else going anywhere.
Did you see the letter I think it was last Thursday,
Row Street. How did you see the letters that four
state centers wrote to their colleges. They basically said, look,
if you all try to stop boosters from paying, you're
in direct violation of state law. So again, I don't
know revenue share is coming. I don't know that collectives
or boosters are going anywhere. But we'll see. All right,
wrap up hour over two. Next hoo little LSU men's
bag ball here and not twob.
Speaker 1: Off the bench, Welcome back to the ninth to the
morning sports show in America. Off the bench.
Speaker 6: Where the other banger this will be this vinyl will
be played. Yeah, probably for like fifty hours straight. Yeah,
closs in my house makes sense.
Speaker 7: Have you heard the Philadelphia Eagles line version of this?
Speaker 6: I mean I have, But if you dare say anything
like it is good or if it's better, I'll throw
this phone at your So it is.
Speaker 2: It is the It is the version of the song,
that is what version the what is it originally? Yeah? Yeah,
it's got my lot doing the Hawaiian high voice. But
who sings the original White Christmas with the Hawaiian high voice?
Speaker 4: I don't have the same guy that sings Somewhere over
the Rainbow or no, I can't remember, I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I mean the Eagles are lying they
killed the entire Christmas album they did great man, Nick
Sirianni what a calendar year?
Speaker 4: So Christmas or Google says the original White Christmas is
Michael Boubley.
Speaker 3: She does have a banger of it, but that's original.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's literally bing Crosby White Christmas.
Speaker 3: Crosby.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm the
one that had the because I don't think that one.
That one doesn't have the Hawaiian voice, and that's a
different version that's also much played during the season.
Speaker 5: Hawaiian.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it is Hawaiian. I'm saying that.
Maybe I'm wrong, so I think of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's Hawaiian.
Speaker 2: Because something's coming up. Hanckory Clemson's back on the If
this show turned into a I'm telling y'all right now,
I've got three weeks of vacation built up, and I'll
take all of it. Go for it, because we don't
need Look, man, hey, if you don't care about little Clemson,
that's fine. We don't need you, you know, because you're
gonna be one in line up to apologize. A whole
lot of people gonna apologize a lot of people are.
Speaker 3: Gonna have to say, sorry, burdened me last year.
Speaker 5: There's someone else. A whole lot of people had to.
Speaker 3: Say, exactly, that's right, and they did. You're right about that.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, Lord, forgive them. They know not what they
do except for Taylor, screw that dude.
Speaker 6: Of the of the teams that y'all think actually have
a realistic opportunity to win a national championship, like realistic
opportunity and stop, which one? Which one do you think
like which one would be the lesser of the two
evils of like teams that could for l s U
or for You're just like gross, I don't want that team, right, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it's it's it's a little annoying because they solidify
themselves as a superpower that probably is not going anywhere,
but they're so far away.
Speaker 4: From us, like many recruits.
Speaker 3: Any Big ten team, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like you will battle over some recruits super yeah, not the.
Speaker 5: Ones that we wanted really flipped over there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jake's right, any Big ten team as well, because
you know, for LSU, like obviously they don't want Tennessee,
they don't want Texas, they don't want Georgia. You recruit
against those teams all the time, certainly Texas and Georgia, Like,
you don't want that to happen.
Speaker 3: You open up with Clemson next year.
Speaker 6: I don't think you want Clemson being anywhere close to
a national championship.
Speaker 3: Notre Dame because of obvious reasons.
Speaker 6: Brian Kelly was a coach at Notre Dame and you
don't want you know, it's already a thing on Twitter.
I don't think you want Notre Dame winning a national championship.
But really it's just the SEC teams and Notre Dame, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Notre Dame. I wouldn't care that much
about You wouldn't care, but tea on Twitter you would
forever lose the I mean you would who is the
Notre Dame breakup hard? Obviously?
Speaker 4: Well, because you came to LSU with the idea of
easier for you to win a national.
Speaker 2: And honestly Georgia winning bad but not you know again.
Speaker 7: It's kind of like there done that.
Speaker 2: It's the logic of last week a little bit where
the devil, you know, the devil, you don't all that.
Speaker 7: Cortland Jacob made a great point. He goes, I hope
that Oregon wins it. Phil Knight calms down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, okay, one, yes, Phil, you won to
sill out. You're good, you can stop spending. Yeah, I'm dot.
Speaker 7: Worried bad so to who y'all think has a realistic
shot though, I mean, how many teams?
Speaker 3: Okay? Real quick? Ogon?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry, basketball, Well get the basketall laden, Joe.
Speaker 3: Sure, I think Oregon, I think Texas. I think.
Speaker 2: If you want to say text, you gotta say Georgia.
I cannot abide, Okay, okay, I'm just making sure Penn State, Georgia.
Speaker 3: Notre Dame. Notre Dame's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, name is good. Indiana though, dude, I think
it's a very interesting guy.
Speaker 6: Notre Dame's rushing attack is one of the best in
the country, but Indiana's rush defense is literally the best
in the country. It is very interesting matchup. The cold
weather is certainly not going to affect Indiana like it
would now.
Speaker 2: Work against that deep what's your name's pass rush? Like? Right,
because that was the difference in the Ohio State game.
I Notre names back in is incredible. I know they
have a very good dline, but do they how's their
pass rush and that'll go towards the siding. How I
feel about that game, I don't know. Man.
Speaker 6: So I'm sitting here and I'm like covering the Sugar Bowl.
I was like, oh man, I'm gonna get Texas. Like
their media department's very open, very easy to talk with
those guys. Now I'm like, Mankurby's gonna shut down all
these players. I'm gonna have to work for it. Yeah, uh,
I know Marcus Freeman. I don't know Signetti. So like
for me, like I'm like rooting for which one is
going to be easier to get interviews on the Superdome carpet.
Speaker 2: Bro, you know, come on, you want to meet you
want to get that Signetti sound bite.
Speaker 3: I need to know if he's like very Streme is
not going to.
Speaker 2: Give you a sound bite, Signetti might give you some.
Speaker 3: Oh I could get Marcus to give us one.
Speaker 2: No, Bro, no no, no, no, no. Marcus is too
He's pretty right. But yeah, he's a pretty meta. That's
what I'm saying. Signetti. Signetti will go out there a
little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Signetti will give you something for sure, But I
think both.
Speaker 2: Would Does Clemson actually have a chance of winning championship.
We sure I'm positive shit in absolutes host like a
sith hostate sith right. No, you don't think a hot
state that's.
Speaker 7: Gonna have a good enough quarterback.
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