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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Would let you tako one on one one w JR

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<v Speaker 2>R at your freaking idiots? All right, I remember, throw

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<v Speaker 2>your vote in before nine o'clock for you say it,

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<v Speaker 2>we play it. You can do that literally right now.

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<v Speaker 2>J our Facebook page. Take you all of about I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know five seconds to tell us which Bad Company

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<v Speaker 2>song to play. This morning listener suggested you say it,

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<v Speaker 2>we play it. To be on the record. It's going

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<v Speaker 2>to take you longer than five seconds, probably about fifteen seconds. JR.

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<v Speaker 2>Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bad Company song with the most votes gets played

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<v Speaker 1>back in nine and somebody's winning those Halloween he Ros tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not have it be you? Yeah, be at the

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<v Speaker 2>show tomorrow night at Edition Financial Arena at UCF with

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<v Speaker 2>Wage War, Fame on Fire, Pop, Evil, bunch of other bands.

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<v Speaker 2>It gonna be a good time. No, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>start in Lewisbourg, Pennsylvania. Louisbourg, PA. Meet fifty two year

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<v Speaker 2>old Antony Bressey. Yes, Antony is in a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>trouble with the Feds. He started a small business called Shiva.

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<v Speaker 2>Started it working out of his parents' home back in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty fifteen. What is Shiva? Well, he on the surface,

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<v Speaker 2>he was presenting it as a scientific business. He was doing,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, making scientific innovative items and stuff like chemicals. Yes, taker,

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<v Speaker 2>you are Wow, you were really picking up on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Chemicals were involved. I'm not quite sure what exactly he

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<v Speaker 2>booking math Aney. No, he was manufacturing fentanyl. Oh what

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of trash. So he was ordering the chemicals

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<v Speaker 2>in I guess learned how to you know, in the

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<v Speaker 2>end produce ventanyl, which he was then fulfilling orders for

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<v Speaker 2>area drug dealers. The FED started to catch a wind

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<v Speaker 2>of this and have been investigating him for a while,

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<v Speaker 2>and they started to ask some questions about Shiva. They

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<v Speaker 2>had a three hour interview of him. They haven't let

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<v Speaker 2>on that they know what's going on. And the guy

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<v Speaker 2>told him that Shiva was currently a scientific business that

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<v Speaker 2>was about to roll out a two dollars COVID nineteen vaccine,

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<v Speaker 2>a very affordable two dollars a dose COVID vaccine, and

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<v Speaker 2>that they were also working on something called Dazzle coating,

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<v Speaker 2>which he described as a coding to protect aircraft, drones, rockets,

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<v Speaker 2>and other vehicles from laser directed energy weapons. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>he told the FBI.

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<v Speaker 1>So this guy is sitting down with the FBI doing

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<v Speaker 1>a three hour interview.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, please tell us about your business here at Shiva,

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<v Speaker 2>and he never catches on that he is up a

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<v Speaker 2>creek without a paddle. Oh no, They let him say

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<v Speaker 2>his piece, and then they hit him with the evidence

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<v Speaker 2>simultaneously to the search moart being served at which then

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<v Speaker 2>they were able to you know, procure the or secure

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<v Speaker 2>the evidence that he was manufacturing fenters.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully they tied some of the area deaths to him

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<v Speaker 1>caused by FENTONYL.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be interested in getting some of this dazzle coating

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<v Speaker 2>for your drone. No, I'll put it on my truck

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<v Speaker 2>in case Anyboddy hits me with a laser directed energy weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm gonna be out there doing, shooting laser gy.

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<v Speaker 2>What laser directed energy weapons? It's a protective coating. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess he was hoping to maybe sell that to the

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<v Speaker 2>government mm HM for jets and rockets and such.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Anthony, can we get this straight. You're making all

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<v Speaker 1>this high tech stuff? Why you're still living at Ma's house?

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<v Speaker 2>Dudey you got to cut expenses when you're starting a

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<v Speaker 2>small business. We'll start up. Huh. I'm sure his parents

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<v Speaker 2>were thrilled to know that he had chemicals and was

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<v Speaker 2>producing feentanyl on their basement for distribution.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk of the neighborhood right there.

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<v Speaker 2>New study has found that animals really like booze. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>people are animals. Animals that eat fruits and nectar enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>a buzz from naturally fermented fruits, and monkeys may even

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<v Speaker 2>get tipsy in order to socialize with one another.

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<v Speaker 1>They're having to go out and get basically highe to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>The research is kind of complicated, but the idea here

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<v Speaker 2>is that animals that eat fruits and nectar enjoy a

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<v Speaker 2>buzz from the naturally fermented fruits. Even if they only

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<v Speaker 2>reach one to two percent alcohol by volume, the levels

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<v Speaker 2>can get his high as ten point two percent ABV

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<v Speaker 2>in overripe palm fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't have that when I was in prison in

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<v Speaker 1>Sing Sing. That's why you could have got your hands

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<v Speaker 1>on some palm fruits. Now he was untouchable. I heard

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<v Speaker 1>of it before, but that's why I used the peach.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're at pee peach wine.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>And birds I'm sorry, animals getting high off of berries

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. That's just like all the crows. Anybody that

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<v Speaker 1>owns what are those god forsaken camphor trees? They have

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<v Speaker 1>the blackberries pat that the birds go up there and

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<v Speaker 1>eat them, and they get they do they get wasted,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they poop them all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's interesting, they say, there are some indications in

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<v Speaker 2>this research that these animals are actually chasing the buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>In a previous study, male fruit flies were found to

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<v Speaker 2>increase their alcohol consumption after being rejected by a mate,

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<v Speaker 2>and females of a closely related species were less selective

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<v Speaker 2>in choosing a mate after consuming ethanol.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling feeling a little down. Babs cut me off,

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<v Speaker 1>the fruit fly.

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<v Speaker 2>Other studies have found that primates are well aware of

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<v Speaker 2>fermented fruit, and black handed spider monkey had been assert

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<v Speaker 2>observed routinely seeking out Jabo tree fruits which were ripe

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<v Speaker 2>enough to contain alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what that, that's what that one monkey did, the

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<v Speaker 1>one that ate his owner's face.

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<v Speaker 2>Travis, Travis gut he was he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was high on on guava.

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<v Speaker 2>Travis was just pissed off. Yeah, God, how many years

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<v Speaker 2>ago was that at this point. I think that happened

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<v Speaker 2>back when we were on our h Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you want to call it. Yeah, somebody said

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<v Speaker 1>OPS uses lasers for speed guns, that you could have.

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<v Speaker 2>The dazzle rastle dazzle coating and then you could you know,

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<v Speaker 2>pedal to the metal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they couldn't read it. But the problem is is

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<v Speaker 1>that you're just really driving around.

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<v Speaker 2>With a ventyl coating. Yeah, and that's gonna probably tip

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<v Speaker 2>them off. Let's go to China. Somebody eident we have

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<v Speaker 2>like three of those trees.

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<v Speaker 1>Eradicate them if you have a if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>big old uh what I call them camphor tree?

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<v Speaker 2>I know they like liquor is or whatever. Ye wait,

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<v Speaker 2>their roots crawl under your house and destroy your plumbing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, cut that, some bitch out. You've seen my driveway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit busted up. There are no tree there,

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<v Speaker 1>no more.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what you need to call cement head. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not getting a new driveway. That would be the last

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<v Speaker 2>thing I could spend money on I have. I had

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<v Speaker 2>to replace the ice maker for the wife and kid,

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<v Speaker 2>six timeouts. Why do you always pin these expenses on

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<v Speaker 2>your family? You never use ice, not anymore. I'm fine

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<v Speaker 2>without using it because the icemaker's broken.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, you know, I have that special special freezer

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<v Speaker 1>fridge that has the big the ice balls that people

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<v Speaker 1>use for bourbon, and they don't even drink booze. So

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<v Speaker 1>it has those, and then it has regular ice cubes

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<v Speaker 1>or crushed ice. The cube maker is a fancy pants

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<v Speaker 1>ice maker. It's done. It ain't working well, it's still

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<v Speaker 1>spit out balls. It's spitting balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't drink bourbon, but well you can

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<v Speaker 1>still ICE's ice. Yeah, I know, but my daughter, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't crust those up for the girl smoothies. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>and kids smoothies. That's that's, that's why they are the

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<v Speaker 1>ice users. I introduced this thing called bag dice. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>here you go outside freezer bagged dice.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't cut it for him, huh, Not for the smoothies.

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<v Speaker 1>I made a whole space in my beer fridge for

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<v Speaker 1>the freezer for that. I said, top left, you got

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<v Speaker 1>it right.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope. Five hundred and ninety seven dollars later, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know we were going to get down this rabbit hole.

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<v Speaker 2>I was really hoping to have shared the story about

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and seven year old Chinese woman who is uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that the chick with the horn on her head?

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<v Speaker 2>Longevity horn that has recently sprouted in the last few

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<v Speaker 2>years from her forehead? Look at that on the Facebook. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's I saw it. That's why I asked if it

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<v Speaker 2>was the horn chick? Yeah, how old is she? One

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Thank god Oma only made it to one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four or one o three.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh before she sprouted a longevity horn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would be a weird visit watching one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and three or one hundred and four year old to

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<v Speaker 1>eat McDonald's and have a horn and tell big nurses

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<v Speaker 1>that they have fat asses. Those were the days, rip Olma,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby they have And this is her whisper because it

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<v Speaker 1>was because you know, the hearing at one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>three almost one hundred and four is not that.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, Bobby, They all have such big fat asses.

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<v Speaker 1>And meanwhile the lady is like ten feet away turning around,

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<v Speaker 1>just shaking her head. I go, I apologize she is

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<v Speaker 1>we hear all the things you could imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, rip I spawl some

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<v Speaker 1>Such fock station is w j R RM