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Speaker 2: start in Lewisbourg, Pennsylvania. Louisbourg, PA. Meet fifty two year
Speaker 2: old Antony Bressey. Yes, Antony is in a bit of
Speaker 2: trouble with the Feds. He started a small business called Shiva.
Speaker 2: Started it working out of his parents' home back in
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen. What is Shiva? Well, he on the surface,
Speaker 2: he was presenting it as a scientific business. He was doing,
Speaker 2: you know, making scientific innovative items and stuff like chemicals. Yes, taker,
Speaker 2: you are Wow, you were really picking up on this.
Speaker 2: Chemicals were involved. I'm not quite sure what exactly he
Speaker 2: booking math Aney. No, he was manufacturing fentanyl. Oh what
Speaker 2: a piece of trash. So he was ordering the chemicals
Speaker 2: in I guess learned how to you know, in the
Speaker 2: end produce ventanyl, which he was then fulfilling orders for
Speaker 2: area drug dealers. The FED started to catch a wind
Speaker 2: of this and have been investigating him for a while,
Speaker 2: and they started to ask some questions about Shiva. They
Speaker 2: had a three hour interview of him. They haven't let
Speaker 2: on that they know what's going on. And the guy
Speaker 2: told him that Shiva was currently a scientific business that
Speaker 2: was about to roll out a two dollars COVID nineteen vaccine,
Speaker 2: a very affordable two dollars a dose COVID vaccine, and
Speaker 2: that they were also working on something called Dazzle coating,
Speaker 2: which he described as a coding to protect aircraft, drones, rockets,
Speaker 2: and other vehicles from laser directed energy weapons. That's what
Speaker 2: he told the FBI.
Speaker 1: So this guy is sitting down with the FBI doing
Speaker 1: a three hour interview.
Speaker 2: Yes, please tell us about your business here at Shiva,
Speaker 2: and he never catches on that he is up a
Speaker 2: creek without a paddle. Oh no, They let him say
Speaker 2: his piece, and then they hit him with the evidence
Speaker 2: simultaneously to the search moart being served at which then
Speaker 2: they were able to you know, procure the or secure
Speaker 2: the evidence that he was manufacturing fenters.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they tied some of the area deaths to him
Speaker 1: caused by FENTONYL.
Speaker 2: I'd be interested in getting some of this dazzle coating
Speaker 2: for your drone. No, I'll put it on my truck
Speaker 2: in case Anyboddy hits me with a laser directed energy weapon.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna be out there doing, shooting laser gy.
Speaker 2: What laser directed energy weapons? It's a protective coating. I
Speaker 2: guess he was hoping to maybe sell that to the
Speaker 2: government mm HM for jets and rockets and such.
Speaker 1: Hey, Anthony, can we get this straight. You're making all
Speaker 1: this high tech stuff? Why you're still living at Ma's house?
Speaker 2: Dudey you got to cut expenses when you're starting a
Speaker 2: small business. We'll start up. Huh. I'm sure his parents
Speaker 2: were thrilled to know that he had chemicals and was
Speaker 2: producing feentanyl on their basement for distribution.
Speaker 1: Talk of the neighborhood right there.
Speaker 2: New study has found that animals really like booze. Well,
Speaker 2: people are animals. Animals that eat fruits and nectar enjoy
Speaker 2: a buzz from naturally fermented fruits, and monkeys may even
Speaker 2: get tipsy in order to socialize with one another.
Speaker 1: They're having to go out and get basically highe to
Speaker 1: hang out.
Speaker 2: The research is kind of complicated, but the idea here
Speaker 2: is that animals that eat fruits and nectar enjoy a
Speaker 2: buzz from the naturally fermented fruits. Even if they only
Speaker 2: reach one to two percent alcohol by volume, the levels
Speaker 2: can get his high as ten point two percent ABV
Speaker 2: in overripe palm fruit.
Speaker 1: They didn't have that when I was in prison in
Speaker 1: Sing Sing. That's why you could have got your hands
Speaker 1: on some palm fruits. Now he was untouchable. I heard
Speaker 1: of it before, but that's why I used the peach.
Speaker 1: And they're at pee peach wine.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: And birds I'm sorry, animals getting high off of berries
Speaker 1: or whatever. That's just like all the crows. Anybody that
Speaker 1: owns what are those god forsaken camphor trees? They have
Speaker 1: the blackberries pat that the birds go up there and
Speaker 1: eat them, and they get they do they get wasted,
Speaker 1: and then they poop them all over the place.
Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting, they say, there are some indications in
Speaker 2: this research that these animals are actually chasing the buzz.
Speaker 2: In a previous study, male fruit flies were found to
Speaker 2: increase their alcohol consumption after being rejected by a mate,
Speaker 2: and females of a closely related species were less selective
Speaker 2: in choosing a mate after consuming ethanol.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling feeling a little down. Babs cut me off,
Speaker 1: the fruit fly.
Speaker 2: Other studies have found that primates are well aware of
Speaker 2: fermented fruit, and black handed spider monkey had been assert
Speaker 2: observed routinely seeking out Jabo tree fruits which were ripe
Speaker 2: enough to contain alcohol.
Speaker 1: That's what that, that's what that one monkey did, the
Speaker 1: one that ate his owner's face.
Speaker 2: Travis, Travis gut he was he.
Speaker 1: Was high on on guava.
Speaker 2: Travis was just pissed off. Yeah, God, how many years
Speaker 2: ago was that at this point. I think that happened
Speaker 2: back when we were on our h Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: That's what you want to call it. Yeah, somebody said
Speaker 1: OPS uses lasers for speed guns, that you could have.
Speaker 2: The dazzle rastle dazzle coating and then you could you know,
Speaker 2: pedal to the metal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they couldn't read it. But the problem is is
Speaker 1: that you're just really driving around.
Speaker 2: With a ventyl coating. Yeah, and that's gonna probably tip
Speaker 2: them off. Let's go to China. Somebody eident we have
Speaker 2: like three of those trees.
Speaker 1: Eradicate them if you have a if you have a
Speaker 1: big old uh what I call them camphor tree?
Speaker 2: I know they like liquor is or whatever. Ye wait,
Speaker 2: their roots crawl under your house and destroy your plumbing.
Speaker 1: Yes, cut that, some bitch out. You've seen my driveway.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit busted up. There are no tree there,
Speaker 1: no more.
Speaker 2: Okay, what you need to call cement head. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not getting a new driveway. That would be the last
Speaker 2: thing I could spend money on I have. I had
Speaker 2: to replace the ice maker for the wife and kid,
Speaker 2: six timeouts. Why do you always pin these expenses on
Speaker 2: your family? You never use ice, not anymore. I'm fine
Speaker 2: without using it because the icemaker's broken.
Speaker 1: But no, you know, I have that special special freezer
Speaker 1: fridge that has the big the ice balls that people
Speaker 1: use for bourbon, and they don't even drink booze. So
Speaker 1: it has those, and then it has regular ice cubes
Speaker 1: or crushed ice. The cube maker is a fancy pants
Speaker 1: ice maker. It's done. It ain't working well, it's still
Speaker 1: spit out balls. It's spitting balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't drink bourbon, but well you can
Speaker 1: still ICE's ice. Yeah, I know, but my daughter, you
Speaker 1: can't crust those up for the girl smoothies. My wife
Speaker 1: and kids smoothies. That's that's, that's why they are the
Speaker 1: ice users. I introduced this thing called bag dice. I said,
Speaker 1: here you go outside freezer bagged dice.
Speaker 2: That doesn't cut it for him, huh, Not for the smoothies.
Speaker 1: I made a whole space in my beer fridge for
Speaker 1: the freezer for that. I said, top left, you got
Speaker 1: it right.
Speaker 2: Nope. Five hundred and ninety seven dollars later, I didn't
Speaker 2: know we were going to get down this rabbit hole.
Speaker 2: I was really hoping to have shared the story about
Speaker 2: one hundred and seven year old Chinese woman who is uh?
Speaker 2: Was that the chick with the horn on her head?
Speaker 2: Longevity horn that has recently sprouted in the last few
Speaker 2: years from her forehead? Look at that on the Facebook. No,
Speaker 2: that's I saw it. That's why I asked if it
Speaker 2: was the horn chick? Yeah, how old is she? One
Speaker 2: hundred and seven?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thank god Oma only made it to one oh
Speaker 1: four or one o three.
Speaker 2: Oh before she sprouted a longevity horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a weird visit watching one hundred
Speaker 1: and three or one hundred and four year old to
Speaker 1: eat McDonald's and have a horn and tell big nurses
Speaker 1: that they have fat asses. Those were the days, rip Olma,
Speaker 1: Bobby they have And this is her whisper because it
Speaker 1: was because you know, the hearing at one hundred and
Speaker 1: three almost one hundred and four is not that.
Speaker 2: Great, Bobby, They all have such big fat asses.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile the lady is like ten feet away turning around,
Speaker 1: just shaking her head. I go, I apologize she is
Speaker 1: we hear all the things you could imagine.
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