Speaker 1: Welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. I am Falinator
Speaker 1: and this is Jenny Braider.
Speaker 2: Jenny Braider Braiden. What my crotch hair because it's so long,
Speaker 2: because I don't need to shave it anymore because nobody's
Speaker 2: touching it.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you have to fucking what the fuck? Number one?
Speaker 3: Number two?
Speaker 1: What is happening lately? Every time someone mentions one thing,
Speaker 1: I hear it a hundred times. I listen to a
Speaker 1: podcast literally Friday, and the girl says she sleeps with
Speaker 1: the underwear on.
Speaker 2: She has a bush.
Speaker 1: At some point in the middle of the night, it
Speaker 1: braids itself.
Speaker 3: She goes to go pee and.
Speaker 1: It created a funnel, so the peach is shot straight out.
Speaker 1: Oh and I kind of grossed out thinking of another
Speaker 1: person's pubes even though it's natural.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: And then three seconds in our podcast you talk about
Speaker 1: I was like going with like a braider like vibrator
Speaker 1: not pubic care.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't need a vibrator for that. I just use
Speaker 2: my natural given hands.
Speaker 3: Not your fake.
Speaker 2: If NaN's got drunk, I still maintain that area only
Speaker 2: because not that you can't have a bush. I'm all
Speaker 2: for the bush. If that's what you like.
Speaker 1: I just like absolutely area and at certain points just
Speaker 1: to get a little itchy.
Speaker 3: So yes, agreed.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you are pro bush, we support you. I
Speaker 1: I am of the generation where Josh Stutzman had the
Speaker 1: house we would go to where his parents were never around,
Speaker 1: so it was the party house. You know, there's always
Speaker 1: one of those where the parents are kind of like whatever.
Speaker 1: And he had illegal access to porno stations. And I remember, like,
Speaker 1: this sounds bad. It's not like we sat around and
Speaker 1: watched porno all the time, but like occasionally they'd pop
Speaker 1: it on and everyone would like laugh or something. But
Speaker 1: it was traumatizing to me because I remember sitting there
Speaker 1: briefly they put it on and one guy's like, oh sick,
Speaker 1: look at her bush, and I'm like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: to shave my bush. I didn't know that this was
Speaker 1: like a despicable thing. Now, granted, as adult woman, I
Speaker 1: don't need to be doing this for the male gaze, right,
Speaker 1: Like Jake has never once been like me, like you clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like it for myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the most part.
Speaker 2: Right, I think I learned of the fact that people
Speaker 2: grewom in that vicinity when I was a freshman, and
Speaker 2: I was definitely late to the game because I went
Speaker 2: to the middle school that was kind of like the nerds,
Speaker 2: and then there was like the athlete school, and then
Speaker 2: there was like kind of the party at middle school.
Speaker 2: So those two middle schools like knew each other, hung
Speaker 2: out and stuff, and then I became friends with all
Speaker 2: these people when I got to high school and suddenly
Speaker 2: they're like talking about shaving, and I'm like, shaving, What
Speaker 2: what do you mean? What are you talking about? I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, shaved my legs. I was like, but
Speaker 2: that's not what they were talking about. And then I
Speaker 2: got really drunk at a friend's party one time. I
Speaker 2: was such an asshole because we were probably juniors in
Speaker 2: high school at this point, so I had learned that
Speaker 2: girls shaved down there, and I had heard through the
Speaker 2: grapevine that one of my good friends had hooked up
Speaker 2: with someone at a different party, and then the guys
Speaker 2: were being assholes spreading rumors, but it wasn't a rumor
Speaker 2: that she had a bush.
Speaker 1: And I got.
Speaker 2: Drunk at a different party and I was like, you
Speaker 2: did it had a bush? And I like said that
Speaker 2: to her in front of people. Not a lot of
Speaker 2: people just like Hitch.
Speaker 1: I'm going to bet you things like that too. We
Speaker 1: live and we learn.
Speaker 2: I feel bad, But did I help a Bush? Did
Speaker 2: I help her? No problematize?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she probably went to therapy for you.
Speaker 1: Oh we're so good friends, so it's all good. Call
Speaker 1: her right now last, No Bush, No, I'm not calling
Speaker 1: her right now.
Speaker 2: I wonder if she would remember that. I should ask
Speaker 2: her the next time I see her if she remembers that,
Speaker 2: and I will write an apology letter if she does,
Speaker 2: or I'll just buy her.
Speaker 1: A drink one of one of the twis of the
Speaker 1: drink's going to happen. Then athpology letter. Okay, we had
Speaker 1: a active weekend. We came off the weekend together.
Speaker 2: We did it was glorious. Went to Rojo and had
Speaker 2: some drinkies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a couple of we each had two beverages,
Speaker 1: and then went to the Caribou pop up. Then we
Speaker 1: filmed a video in the West End which performed well.
Speaker 3: I had his.
Speaker 2: Zero shame whatsoever? You and Tina kept getting embarrassed when
Speaker 2: people would walk by. People is not the word I
Speaker 2: would use. Children Okay, the children would watch it walk by.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to be tworking with
Speaker 1: a nine year old walking by, and Jenny was like
Speaker 1: what she was like on her hands and knees.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was. But if you haven't seen the video,
Speaker 2: which chances are, I feel like if you follow us, yeah,
Speaker 2: or if you listen to this podcast, you probably follow
Speaker 2: us on social media, so you might have seen it.
Speaker 2: But if you haven't, you should go to our social
Speaker 2: media's and look at it. But can I tell you
Speaker 2: what happened on Saturday because of that video?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: We went by the way and had more drinks. After that,
Speaker 1: we had one more dress. We went to a place
Speaker 1: we did I had never heard of, but now I've
Speaker 1: seen multiple people post about this is Unday.
Speaker 2: I literally just saw like four people that went there yesterday.
Speaker 1: What are the odds? And by the way, this is
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I know this is a thing
Speaker 1: and there's an actual name for it. Where you buy
Speaker 1: a red toyota. Now all you see red Toyotas on
Speaker 1: the road. But we go to a place maybe I
Speaker 1: have seen people post it but didn't stick out to me.
Speaker 1: But what it's called Cabana Club in St. Anthony and Maine.
Speaker 1: We went to go to ast cafe because the guy
Speaker 1: I knew was performing. But then we were like, we
Speaker 1: want to talk right, so we pivoted right next door
Speaker 1: and it was a great little spot. We didn't try
Speaker 1: the food, we just had another rink. But yeah, now
Speaker 1: I've seeing like three hundred people post about the Cabana
Speaker 1: Club in Saint Anthony Main.
Speaker 2: I saw that yesterday too, Like a friend did brunch there,
Speaker 2: another person did like patio drinks. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is so funny. So Saturday, I wake up and I
Speaker 2: immediately had to go run an errand and do whatever.
Speaker 2: And I'm like starting to walk around and my back
Speaker 2: hurts so bad. And I had woken up Friday with
Speaker 2: a sore back because I had taken all of my
Speaker 2: kitchen cabinets off scrub them aggressively, and I just think
Speaker 2: from being hunched over and scrubbing them, I had kind
Speaker 2: of like hurt something in my lower back. Well, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty positive I tweaked it times twenty because of doing
Speaker 2: the tourquing video. Because I'm not kidding you, I'm walking around.
Speaker 2: I went to some yard sales on Saturday and I
Speaker 2: had to like hold pressure on my back because it
Speaker 2: hurts so bad and then I proceed to go play
Speaker 2: in this basketball charity game on Saturday, right, And I
Speaker 2: get home from that and I so it was a
Speaker 2: wheelchair charity basketball game for like inclusivity with wheelchair athletes
Speaker 2: and stuff. So I was playing in a wheelchair, so
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing anything super aggressive, but I was still
Speaker 2: moving my arms and all this stuff. And then being
Speaker 2: a wheelchair is very hard, right, But in terms of
Speaker 2: like I was sitting, you know, I wasn't like I
Speaker 2: was running up and down the court whatever. So Saturday night,
Speaker 2: I get home and my back hurts again, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I am not gonna be able to
Speaker 2: do shit today. So today is Monday. I woke up
Speaker 2: and I finally feel fine. But also yesterday on Sunday,
Speaker 2: my friend wanted to do something. She's like, should we
Speaker 2: play pick a ball? And I go, I can't do
Speaker 2: physical activity right now. Now, I like, we're going for
Speaker 2: a walk, and that is it. I do not know
Speaker 2: what tweaked. It's so bad, but yes, I was in
Speaker 2: the nation of all the things. I know it really was,
Speaker 2: but it was the worst. After doing the video with
Speaker 2: you guys, Friday, thank.
Speaker 1: You, thank you so much, that video was my idea,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, I'm not gonna be by everyone.
Speaker 2: Well you were, you know, I really was like, I'm in.
Speaker 1: Tina was like, I don't know. I got a lot
Speaker 1: of learning of stuff, and I was like, it isn't
Speaker 1: at all. It's at all, Like you don't have to
Speaker 1: learn the words, it's just a yeah.
Speaker 3: So it was very fun.
Speaker 1: But Saturday, I was It sucked because it was such
Speaker 1: a nice day. But all had our little dance competition.
Speaker 1: We were inside a hotel like the entire day, and
Speaker 1: I felt rough the next day after three cocktails. Your
Speaker 1: girl was feeling rough?
Speaker 2: Okay, same, I told, well, I think I was Tina
Speaker 2: or somebody, No, maybe my girlfriend. Yesterday. I literally felt
Speaker 2: awful on Saturday from three cocktails versus two weekends ago
Speaker 2: when I was out till four thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: But I think it was because of the combination. I
Speaker 2: had three different drinks throughout the night and Marguerite at
Speaker 2: Roe ho is like two drinks?
Speaker 3: It is it is.
Speaker 2: But yes, I did not feel great either on Saturday.
Speaker 1: But I had to sit inside do all that, and
Speaker 1: then I went to the Our neighbors had a derby party,
Speaker 1: so I did not read all the details, but they
Speaker 1: were like, you can bring bring a hat or we'll
Speaker 1: have hats. So I have like a that I've loaned
Speaker 1: you before. I was like, I'll pop that on. So
Speaker 1: I put on a hoodie like my wu KRP in Cincinnati,
Speaker 1: big old baggy hoodie, some like track pants and we
Speaker 1: go over. Every single person at the party was dressed
Speaker 1: in like suits, hand dresses. Shut up, every person.
Speaker 2: I'm going to judge you a little bit on this
Speaker 2: one because why would you wear that outfit with that
Speaker 2: beautiful because I know what you have that thing? Care
Speaker 2: let me borrow.
Speaker 1: I'm like, gorgeous in my neighborhood. This is like they
Speaker 1: knew I had a dance competition. I'm like I So
Speaker 1: I go over. They're so lovely all the people, and
Speaker 1: I really, Jenny, this is an issue I have in general.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people do. Where I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm bad.
Speaker 1: I'm not extroverted. So a lot of the time I
Speaker 1: just sit there and I'm like, wait, when is this
Speaker 1: going to be over? When is this gonna be over?
Speaker 1: So I went in with the attitude of I'm going
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask people questions about themselves and listen,
Speaker 1: that should not be that difficult, right. So I'm asking
Speaker 1: this woman about her hat collection. She's lovely, She's like
Speaker 1: when I was like, when did you start collecting? We're
Speaker 1: going through this full thing. Then I start asking other
Speaker 1: people about their Jenny. I finally had been I had
Speaker 1: done small talk for hours that day, the dance competition hours,
Speaker 1: and I finally I just stood up and I left.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell Jake, I didn't tell anyone. I stood
Speaker 3: up and left.
Speaker 1: I went home. I texted Jake and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: I went home. I'm gonna go let the dogs out.
Speaker 1: And this is what Jake said to mean, he.
Speaker 3: Goes, he goes. Lol.
Speaker 1: I was just looking for you and thinking, did she
Speaker 1: irish goodbye? Went and checked to see if your shoes
Speaker 1: were gone, and they were gone. He said, we'll probably
Speaker 1: get out of here pretty soon, because he had all
Speaker 1: of over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I was like, that's probably a really crappy thing,
Speaker 1: because these neighbors were so nice they invited us over.
Speaker 1: I didn't even say goodbye to them, but I just
Speaker 1: didn't even say to my husband.
Speaker 2: I just left. Yeah, you really did drew irish goodbye?
Speaker 3: I texted him.
Speaker 1: I said, I cannot do a single additional minute of
Speaker 1: small talk. I cannot do it. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: wrong with me. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: Well, Okay, first off, you did have an entire day
Speaker 2: of a dance competition already, so you are probably socially
Speaker 2: tapped out. Even if you weren't interacting with that many people,
Speaker 2: you were still like doing stuff all day, So I
Speaker 2: understand that. But I think you get as you get older.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just not as much fun to have the
Speaker 2: small talk with strangers, Like I have to be in
Speaker 2: a pretty perfect moved to do that.
Speaker 1: So this is going to be really vulnerable, and I
Speaker 1: really hope, like I can't imagine any of my neighbors listen.
Speaker 1: But what I said to Jake was I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't I think it's a mental thing for me,
Speaker 1: but I don't feel like I belong in that group
Speaker 1: of people. They feel older or more established. They're not like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if are more established. That that may
Speaker 1: very well be, but like they're not like, they're not
Speaker 1: sixty years old, they're not that much older than me.
Speaker 1: If any of them, I think a couple might be
Speaker 1: younger than me. Most of them are maybe five ten
Speaker 1: years older than me, but most of them are close
Speaker 1: to my age. I mentally do not identify with that age.
Speaker 1: I mentally identify with you and Tina, who are younger
Speaker 1: than me, because I'm like, I go out Friday night.
Speaker 1: I could hang out with you guys even longer. I
Speaker 1: just like love chatting and stuff. But I'll and he
Speaker 1: was like, that's totally different. You can't compare that. They're
Speaker 1: like two of your best friends and these are people
Speaker 1: who don't know very well. I'm like, you're right, but
Speaker 1: he's like, no, I get what you're saying. That like
Speaker 1: socioeconomically or something, you don't identify with that age and
Speaker 1: demographic demographic bracket or something. And I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to explain it.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it makes sense to me because
Speaker 2: I feel like I have a very different life, especially
Speaker 2: now at my current state of almost being thirty five
Speaker 2: and living in like Saint Louis Park versus the people
Speaker 2: I know that live in suburbs thirty minutes away, even
Speaker 2: though they're friends of mine. But it's like a very
Speaker 2: different lifestyle that they live than what I live being
Speaker 2: closer to the city now being single again, so I
Speaker 2: feel like I kind of get that where you like,
Speaker 2: even though they are close to your age and stuff,
Speaker 2: you almost don't feel like you necessarily relate to their lifestyle.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, it's weird, but I'm very much
Speaker 1: living their life style, so I don't know why this
Speaker 1: is weird to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also I refuse to be in any photos Throughout
Speaker 1: the evening. They kept being like, come on, John Ban,
Speaker 1: you have a hat, and I was like, I will
Speaker 1: absolutely not be in photos with you guys looking fancy
Speaker 1: like that. And I'm in the most I was in
Speaker 1: birken stuff.
Speaker 3: It was so bad. I was like, no, I'm leaving.
Speaker 3: This is not it.
Speaker 1: And we didn't bring any food. Everyone else did, but
Speaker 1: they again, they knew we were at a competition all
Speaker 1: day and we were just swinging by.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, how was the rest of your weekend?
Speaker 1: It was good. It was honestly pretty busy. Most of
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 2: I did finally get so I'm borrowing in Falance paint sprayer, yeah,
Speaker 2: to do my kitchen cabinets, and I got everything set
Speaker 2: over the weekend and I got it out to work
Speaker 2: to do the kitchen cabinets on Sunday, and I thought
Speaker 2: I had this whole system set up. I've got these sawhorses,
Speaker 2: I've got cardboards. I'm gonna put them on top of
Speaker 2: their whatever. It's a gorgeous day out. I'm doing it outside.
Speaker 2: I start spray painting.
Speaker 1: Were you outside or in your garage?
Speaker 2: Outside?
Speaker 1: Jenny?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I learned what is wrong though quick that that was
Speaker 1: not the decision.
Speaker 2: I just assumed you're outside, and then if I get
Speaker 2: nothing's gonna fly by and land on wet paint or
Speaker 2: fall from a tree. So so someone was naive to that,
Speaker 2: and it's clearly, especially right now the dead of spring,
Speaker 2: there's buds falling constantly from the trees.
Speaker 3: And banging left and right around you.
Speaker 2: I literally start spraying and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is awesome, this is so easy. Within half a second,
Speaker 2: a bud from the tree falls sound and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, that sucks. I pick it out. Then I
Speaker 2: look over and my other one and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is that. So I did move to a different
Speaker 2: section in my yard because I just wanted to be
Speaker 2: able to spray paint where the paint got on the
Speaker 2: grass and it'd go away, because obviously I'm gonna cut
Speaker 2: the grass and or rain to wash it away whatever.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to do it in my garage because
Speaker 2: I was scared that I was going to get paint
Speaker 2: all over stuff in the grass.
Speaker 1: So it's fine for it to get in the grass
Speaker 1: clippings and then be washed away into our water resources,
Speaker 1: into our water. Okay, great, Jenny.
Speaker 2: So that's what my plan was. So I did move
Speaker 2: it to a different section. Then the paint spear is good.
Speaker 2: The paint and spear is great. Okay, great? Ya have
Speaker 2: you never you never used it voice? I literally was
Speaker 2: like stressed out when I opened it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: there's like tags on this still like.
Speaker 3: I better looking, I trust.
Speaker 2: I have been like trying to clean it every two
Speaker 2: seconds because I was like, I can't give this back
Speaker 2: to her when she hasn't even used it herself.
Speaker 1: But glad it can stress you about going anyways.
Speaker 2: So then I've got some big drawers that I'm working on,
Speaker 2: and I put it on the saw horses. They fucking
Speaker 2: fall off into the mud and I had just cleaned out. Anyways,
Speaker 2: it was an event. I would say, oh, you like it.
Speaker 2: But I figured it out and I will be doing
Speaker 2: the rest of them the next coat. I will do
Speaker 2: them in the garage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where most people. I don't know why the garage.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought that. I think I
Speaker 2: was just nervous. Then I wouldn't be able to control
Speaker 2: the paint sphere because my sister. Okay, so let me
Speaker 2: tell you why. My sister has one. And when my
Speaker 2: mom and younger sister came up to visit a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, they brought it for me to use.
Speaker 2: But it's super janky, doesn't work well. So I'm using it.
Speaker 2: It's just spew and shit everywhere.
Speaker 1: And I was like, for the next holiday, you should
Speaker 1: buy her this one because it wasn't expensive.
Speaker 2: Okay, because right, I I just I think I was
Speaker 2: just nervous because I didn't want like the area. I
Speaker 2: had opened my bike there, like other things were there,
Speaker 2: and I just thought I was gonna get paint everywhere
Speaker 2: in the garage if I did it in there.
Speaker 1: You just need to lay some newspaper. Well.
Speaker 2: I have a huge drop cloth because when I did
Speaker 2: my Berni Man party, I had put like I bought
Speaker 2: this big drop cloth and have people like paint and
Speaker 2: like splatter paint all whatever, tried to do like an
Speaker 2: art installation quote unquote, but I remember, so I remember.
Speaker 2: But other than that, weekend was good. I'll say one
Speaker 2: thing that when you go out with Fallin, you just
Speaker 2: like never know what you're gonna get. Sometimes just in
Speaker 2: the middle of conversation, she'll kind of stop everything and
Speaker 2: like bring something up that you're not sure which direction
Speaker 2: we're going in.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so the one thing that she did bring up
Speaker 2: on Friday night was you asked, when's the next time
Speaker 2: I'm going to hook up with someone? And who do
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be, And you're like, you
Speaker 2: think you're gonna go to like somebody you've been with before, whatever.
Speaker 2: This is the snando.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you'd bring this up on the
Speaker 1: podcast or not. I don't remember this comment.
Speaker 2: No, I don't, I don't care. I don't really have
Speaker 2: answer to that question fully right now, I don't. I
Speaker 2: have zero interest in any strange penis or even penis
Speaker 2: that is familiar. I have no interest whatsoever. But I
Speaker 2: will say there.
Speaker 1: Are a lot of people who are kind of coming
Speaker 1: out of the waters right now people. I know, Yes,
Speaker 1: you told me about someone messaging you and I immediately
Speaker 1: you were like it was so thoughtful, and I in
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, I didn't say anythings. I am
Speaker 1: trying to be a supportive friend here, but I was like,
Speaker 1: that person is known for appearing in vulnerable moments for people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't gonna say anything because it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: I think it's like their way of being like, I'm
Speaker 1: here if you need me, wink wink. But they would
Speaker 1: never be like, actually make a move on you. They're
Speaker 1: not that kind of person.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then you at this this then like you know,
Speaker 1: a week later, at this hangout, you're like, yeah, that
Speaker 1: felt like maybe something more.
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you, And you're like you knew, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, of course I knew.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not naive to the fact that they
Speaker 2: were reaching out.
Speaker 3: After you announced that you're single.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But and mind you, this is a very obscure
Speaker 2: person that I'm kind of shocked that they would think
Speaker 2: that I would be interested in anything sexual with them.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Now we've talked more and you have revealed to me
Speaker 1: and Tina that you do think this person is attractive.
Speaker 2: Well, I do.
Speaker 1: But so then when she wasn't responding the next morning,
Speaker 1: I was like, do you think she went and bang
Speaker 1: that person?
Speaker 2: She was like I did not, no, no, no. But anyways, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people kind of testing the waters,
Speaker 2: dipping their toes in.
Speaker 3: Is there someone new I don't know about yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I do have something that I was going
Speaker 2: to say on this podcast. So there's like the old
Speaker 2: a couple old flings that I think have kind of
Speaker 2: like hot wind that I'm single. So they've kind of
Speaker 2: been messaging me, not like starting anything, but talking to
Speaker 2: me a little bit more. And then there's definitely some
Speaker 2: people who listened to the show. I had one guy
Speaker 2: send me a picture of his friend and was like,
Speaker 2: this might be like two four and soon, yes, they
Speaker 2: said soon. Also they're like, but I just feel like
Speaker 2: you and my friend would be great together, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: But no. So Saturday, I said, I played in this
Speaker 2: wheelchair basketball event. So it was all of these athletes
Speaker 2: that are wheelchair athletes. But then also there was this
Speaker 2: basketball team that's kind of this like performing travel basketball
Speaker 2: team that's out of New Jersey that was there for
Speaker 2: the event, and you know, the players are all like tall, attractive,
Speaker 2: athletic whatever, So like, was I looking at a couple
Speaker 2: of them? Sure, yeah, whatever, But I didn't really talk
Speaker 2: to any of them. I was like caught up in
Speaker 2: trying to figure out how the fuck to wheelchair and
Speaker 2: play basketball at the same time. So I get home
Speaker 2: that night and one of the players started following me,
Speaker 2: started liking some of my stories, shot me a DM
Speaker 2: all this stuff, and so now he's been messaging me
Speaker 2: a bunch and like asking me about my life and
Speaker 2: all his stuff here right, he doesn't, so it's not
Speaker 2: like it's any but I.
Speaker 1: As, do you make sure he doesn't have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Or yes? I mean according to his Instagram he doesn't.
Speaker 3: That means no, no, righting no.
Speaker 2: But this is what I wanted to say about him specifically,
Speaker 2: and honestly, he asked what I do when he asked
Speaker 2: if I do a podcast, and I did say I
Speaker 2: do this podcast. So there's a good chance this person
Speaker 2: is going to hear this great because I think he
Speaker 2: thinks I'm much younger than I am. We love new listeners,
Speaker 2: Thank you and welcome, Hey, yah, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I think he thinks I'm much younger than what I
Speaker 2: am because shout out botox. But also I'm looking at
Speaker 2: his Instagram and if I can scroll back within like
Speaker 2: a few years and see something that is like school
Speaker 2: age pictures, you're too fucking young for me. Okay, you're
Speaker 2: too young for me. He is brand new to this team,
Speaker 2: so I'm trying to figure out, like, Okay, is that
Speaker 2: a college picture and how many years and blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Regardless, I'm pretty sure this guy is a
Speaker 2: solid eight to ten years younger than me. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: looks young, and what's your game?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna fly back to Minnesota?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Hook up that?
Speaker 1: Right? If?
Speaker 2: He just messaged me while we were while we started
Speaker 2: recording this, yeah, and you know, he was like asking
Speaker 2: about what I do and stuff, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: what do you do? Like you obviously travel with this
Speaker 2: team whatever, and he all I saw was something about
Speaker 2: that he really stays really busy because they travel all
Speaker 2: the time with this team. So I feel like that's
Speaker 2: like his life now.
Speaker 1: So he probably is actually just looking for connection because
Speaker 1: he's like on the road all the time.
Speaker 2: I think so. But anyway, so there's that there's someone
Speaker 2: else who's been dming me that I have mutual friends with.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he is, but he's been like
Speaker 2: it's not just a like response to my story. That's
Speaker 2: how it started. But now like I'm getting sent photos
Speaker 2: of his dog and like all this other stuff. So
Speaker 2: there are definitely people in my dms right now, but
Speaker 2: like it's sure, does it fluff my fatherite feathers a
Speaker 2: little bit, of course, But I just am so not
Speaker 2: interested in anything right now.
Speaker 1: No, but they want to make sure that at the
Speaker 1: top of my immunity in case moment comes, like especially
Speaker 1: if they do listen to this podcast, they know how
Speaker 1: horny you've been, so that maybe she'll get desperate one
Speaker 1: by night and send me a DM.
Speaker 2: And so that's what I was thinking. With this basketball player,
Speaker 2: I was like, this motherfucker's in town for probably a
Speaker 2: night and then has to go back to wherever or
Speaker 2: go to their next destination. But honestly, he didn't try
Speaker 2: to like meet up or anything while he was visiting,
Speaker 2: and it was genuinely just like chit chatting back and forth.
Speaker 2: But I did feel good about that just because I'm
Speaker 2: happy I still have it. Ah B I'm happy that
Speaker 2: someone who looks like he's probably ten years younger than me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: is interested in my old ass now. And see he
Speaker 2: was the hottest one on the team in my opinion.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: When the so my friend back in the day in Indiana,
Speaker 1: she worked for the venue that hosted, like had all
Speaker 1: the concerts and everything, and I would sell tickets and
Speaker 1: she was at the marketing director and she had to
Speaker 1: like drive a Harlem globe trotter around all day to
Speaker 1: like hisaria's interviews and things. And they ended up like
Speaker 1: hooking up. And I'll never say his name because fun facts.
Speaker 1: She found out later he was married.
Speaker 2: So oh no.
Speaker 1: Nothing was posted of course about the family on the Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, make sure because he did
Speaker 1: not post anything. And then she found out later she's
Speaker 1: like that matter.
Speaker 3: She was like so pitched. She's like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to be a part of that.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, girl, you gotta do some
Speaker 1: deep research. And now that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: You still could have found if they were probably married,
Speaker 1: But it was a lot harder because it was like
Speaker 1: it wasn't like Instagram was not like it is now
Speaker 1: and there were weren't other things that are make it
Speaker 1: easier to find out if someone is.
Speaker 2: Married, but right ugh, And it's also hard though, even
Speaker 2: with social media, when people don't post about their significant others.
Speaker 2: So like, I feel like some people like, if your
Speaker 2: partner doesn't have a social media presence whatsoever, you can't
Speaker 2: be mad at them for not really posting. If they
Speaker 2: go on just to look at things what they never
Speaker 2: post themselves, I feel like you can't be mad at them.
Speaker 2: But if they do have a presence, I do understand
Speaker 2: the insecurity of if you're not being posted on their
Speaker 2: social media, because it's like, hey, we're together, like you
Speaker 2: should post me and maybe not even like or at
Speaker 2: least like share stories or whatever. It is, Like I
Speaker 2: do get that just because I don't know. Social media
Speaker 2: is like definitely one of the top ways people cheat nowadays. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. So it's like if you have if
Speaker 2: you're in a relationship and your presence isn't anywhere on
Speaker 2: your partner social media, it probably it just would be insecure.
Speaker 3: I get.
Speaker 1: I have, Like, I I'm not insecure about how I look.
Speaker 1: I think I am a lovely looking woman. I am
Speaker 1: confident in myself. But I've never been like like you
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh's like a sex thing more than
Speaker 1: I do. And so I'm sure you, I know you
Speaker 1: get this too. But I still to this day get
Speaker 1: dms pretty frequently from men hitting on me like oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're so hot, like things like that, and
Speaker 1: I'll go look at their page and they're very much
Speaker 1: Their page is a picture of them with their wife
Speaker 1: and no, and it's so gross to me and I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with that other than I
Speaker 1: don't acknowledge and a respond. But it's so weird because
Speaker 1: those people do have their partners on, but they're still
Speaker 1: just slimy in the DMS.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know that I have it like
Speaker 2: very frequently. Usually, if I'm being honest, if someone starts
Speaker 2: hitting on me immediately and it's like you're so hot whatever,
Speaker 2: I just completely ignore it. I don't even like look
Speaker 2: at their profile. I don't even open the message, so
Speaker 2: they don't even see that I've seen the message. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just completely ignore it, just because that's not a
Speaker 2: type of person that I'm going to engage in a
Speaker 2: relationship with or even like a friendship because that's not
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I mean, I'm sure there's people
Speaker 2: out there who have met via social media their partner
Speaker 2: and stuff in a good way, not like in a
Speaker 2: cheating way, is why I mean.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Tina and Trevor met that way kind of. I thought
Speaker 1: they matched on a dating but they matched, but she
Speaker 1: got off like before they ever talked, so he DMed
Speaker 1: her on Instagram and that's how they actually ended up connecting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Tina was like super fickle with dating apps. She
Speaker 1: would get on for like literally thirty minutes like never
Speaker 1: kind of like you, you're not a dating app person.
Speaker 2: No, I'm very much not. The thought of having to
Speaker 2: go on them to potentially find a future partner makes
Speaker 2: me sick to my stomach, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1: I met Jake on there, but I know, and you
Speaker 1: and my sister met her husband on there, so like,
Speaker 1: I know, there are success stories and whatever.
Speaker 2: I just common I'm just I don't know. For the
Speaker 2: duration of you knowing me, I have only ever ever
Speaker 2: dated anyone who I've met from being out socially. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's like the only people I've ever hung out with
Speaker 2: gone on dates chilled with for months and stuff. It's
Speaker 2: because we were in a social setting and that's just
Speaker 2: how I am. I just I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got this email and she didn't send it
Speaker 1: to you, Jenny, but it's just a suggestion because you
Speaker 1: were talking about getting a roommate and she said that
Speaker 1: she's a suggestion for you have her look into renting
Speaker 1: out a room to a traveling nurse.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I did get this email too separate.
Speaker 1: Okay, they pay great and you just supply the furnished room.
Speaker 1: They are usually so great to have and they go
Speaker 1: through extensive background checks and also it's you know, probably
Speaker 1: a short run too, so they.
Speaker 2: Are usually they go for three months at a time.
Speaker 2: My sister's friend did travel nursing, so it's usually three months.
Speaker 2: And yes, so I think I probably did get that
Speaker 2: just separately, and I would totally consider that because it
Speaker 2: would be fun to have a short term roommate that
Speaker 2: I knew, like honestly had an end date.
Speaker 1: And if there's an end date, I think that that's yeah,
Speaker 1: the major like change in the game this we got. Hey,
Speaker 1: ladies wanted to reach out as I thought you might
Speaker 1: get a chuckle out of this. I know the Morning
Speaker 1: Show has done misheard lyrics before, but I have a
Speaker 1: recent one. In Kesha's new banger, Yippie Kaye, I thought
Speaker 1: her line I've got the moves, I'm everybody's type actually
Speaker 1: said got a move because everything's tight, as in muscles
Speaker 1: or organization. Yet my thirty eight year old elder millennial
Speaker 1: self was really filling this deep in my cell like, yes, girl,
Speaker 1: this is about organizing or stretching. Then I realized her
Speaker 1: version obviously makes more sense unless Kesha really is secretly
Speaker 1: distretching or fierce home organization. At this point, my ear
Speaker 1: is just here what they want. I'm one misheard lyric
Speaker 1: away from thinking she's just giving Ikea instructions or something.
Speaker 1: Many who's the mctoosal got to go before I barf.
Speaker 1: I'm writing his emails. I bounce up and down on
Speaker 1: a school bus for a filled trip to the zoo.
Speaker 1: Love you both have a gret leak fits from Breeze.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to read that one, and I think
Speaker 1: that is I think that's all the emails I have
Speaker 1: this week. I have there are some that I get
Speaker 1: that I don't like. We necessarily read on the podcast
Speaker 1: because I feel like they're more internal, you know.
Speaker 2: For us and stuff.
Speaker 1: So if I miss one that you really wanted me
Speaker 1: to read or you want Jenny to read, let us know.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I'm like, oh, I think it's just like
Speaker 1: a message for us. But the roommate thing I thought
Speaker 1: could be helpful for other people too if they were looking.
Speaker 2: Yes, definitely.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, Jenny, thanks.
Speaker 2: For listening to the Falinator and Genibatorenator. Yeah, we appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Have a great week.