Speaker 1: Ready. Okay, So Bailey and I are doing the best
Speaker 1: hymn of all time because Bailey's going to be in
Speaker 1: the church choir. Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. So I'll
Speaker 1: take the harmony part. You take the regular melody part,
Speaker 1: Holy Holy, Holy Meciple. Every now and then we hear
Speaker 1: the song, she'll rise to.
Speaker 2: That first line, Holy Holy Holy.
Speaker 3: Honestly, not too bad on your part.
Speaker 4: Day Bailey sounded good too, But the fact that you
Speaker 4: were able to go down those octaves, I thought.
Speaker 3: It was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I didn't get like you didn't like hit a bad.
Speaker 4: I mean, none of the notes were good. You didn't
Speaker 4: have a really like scratchy off.
Speaker 1: Got So what I want you to do is to
Speaker 1: get your church choir. You and your mama have joined
Speaker 1: the church choir. We have to sing Holy Holy Holy.
Speaker 5: It might be a different version of Holy Holy.
Speaker 1: Only one version with holy holy Holy.
Speaker 2: There's the one that I really holy Holy, my heart,
Speaker 2: my heart adores you.
Speaker 5: That's the one we sing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a cue, and I like this good one though.
Speaker 5: Okay. One of the holy Holy Holies is what we
Speaker 5: have to sing.
Speaker 1: All hail the power of Jesus name to him something,
Speaker 1: bring forth the royal die and crown. M Lord.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I do like that one. I
Speaker 2: like the do you know Christ the Lord has risen today?
Speaker 1: Christ the Lord has risen today.
Speaker 2: Aly, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: I like that one a lot.
Speaker 1: Any request like big b and I came back.
Speaker 4: And Jesus girl walk saying with the nitty body waist
Speaker 4: and around thing in your face, you get sprou the Bible.
Speaker 3: We sat that in my church, I bet you did.
Speaker 3: I pitched it to them and they.
Speaker 1: Said, nah, now here we go with the the real
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. We're gonna start off with a rant from
Speaker 1: your friend and mine, Juananita. I just gotta push the
Speaker 1: correct button order here and then I think we are
Speaker 1: seconds away. Here is Jannita's rant.
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, happy hum Day. This week's rant is about
Speaker 6: restaurants doing too much. Me and my coworker the other
Speaker 6: day we had went to McDonald's. I got some chicken
Speaker 6: nuggets and she ordered a mcbang. I asked her, I said,
Speaker 6: what the hell did you just ask them to do
Speaker 6: to you? And she goes, no, it's a sandwich. I'm like,
Speaker 6: what the fuck is a mcbang. So mcbang is a
Speaker 6: double cheeseburger where you take a fish patty and a
Speaker 6: chicken patty and put it in between the two uh
Speaker 6: Hamburger patties and put lettuce to tomato on it. I'm like,
Speaker 6: come on, McDonald, y'all is just doing too damn much.
Speaker 6: Who wants all that? And when she got it looked
Speaker 6: gross as hell. It's the same way when like Pizza Hut,
Speaker 6: they had the hot dog bite pizza that was the
Speaker 6: dumbest shit I had ever heard of. And then not
Speaker 6: only that, then you had you got KFC. They want
Speaker 6: to take a pizza chicken and put some goddamn marinara
Speaker 6: sauce on and it's some pepperoni and cheese. I don't
Speaker 6: want chicken pizza. Same thing with Taco Bell, and now
Speaker 6: all of a sudden they want to sell chicken nuggets.
Speaker 6: It's like when I run to the border, I'm looking
Speaker 6: for a taco or burrito, maybe even the Kasadia. I'm
Speaker 6: not running to the border for a fucking chicken nugget.
Speaker 6: Restaurants stopped trying to do all this extra shit. Just
Speaker 6: stick with what you know. Taco Bell sell tacos, KFC
Speaker 6: sell chicken uh pizza hut. Just put the goddamn pizza
Speaker 6: toppings on there. I don't want hot dogs rolled up
Speaker 6: in the crust of my fucking pizza and it's so disgusting.
Speaker 6: All right, Well that's my random, you know the drill.
Speaker 6: I love you, guys, by.
Speaker 1: We love you. I would say that I would try
Speaker 1: a pizza stuffed in the crust with hot dogs. That
Speaker 1: sounds good it actually.
Speaker 2: I think the reason the restaurants do it is because
Speaker 2: everything is a meme now, and so they'll be like, okay,
Speaker 2: well we're gonna come up with the mcbang even though
Speaker 2: this is something no one would actually order, like in earnest,
Speaker 2: they'll come up with it so that people will record
Speaker 2: themselves ordering the stupid, asinine thing and then eating it.
Speaker 5: For social media.
Speaker 1: Very good observation. Yeah, there was the one over at Arby's.
Speaker 1: It was every meat at Arby's and we had a
Speaker 1: contest me, Steve Fallon and E White to eat it.
Speaker 1: E White?
Speaker 3: It was just White and Fallon.
Speaker 5: Anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds so good though, but what was it called?
Speaker 4: Your It was like the the Meat King something I
Speaker 4: don't know, but didn't you win?
Speaker 1: I think white one, did he? I think so yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: onto the emails. Here we go, Meat Mountain, Meat Mountains,
Speaker 1: very good, very good. All right, here we go. My
Speaker 1: name is Christian. I've been a loyal listener of The
Speaker 1: Morning Show for years. About four years ago I convinced
Speaker 1: my partner Tiana to move from good old Fargo to Minnesota,
Speaker 1: and now she is hooked on the show too. From
Speaker 1: Christmas Wish to War of the Roses. My favorite musical
Speaker 1: moment is so much more. Your show has become a
Speaker 1: big part of our lives. Now here's the part where
Speaker 1: it gets fun. The reason she moved to Minnesota was
Speaker 1: because she's a bit of a creep. She spotted my
Speaker 1: profile on Instagram through the suggested friends feature, and after
Speaker 1: she added me, she proceeded to like every single one
Speaker 1: of my pictures. Now, naturally I had to message her,
Speaker 1: and after a few months of chatting, I found myself
Speaker 1: driving a twenty foot U haul down ninety four with
Speaker 1: all of her stuff and her son. Fast forward to
Speaker 1: last December. I proposed it only took Sharon a mortgage payment,
Speaker 1: two dogs at a rescue kitten, and a rambunctious almost
Speaker 1: two year old maya Wow. While we've decided to hold
Speaker 1: off on a big, fancy wedding for now, we're both
Speaker 1: eager to get married. We were wondering if you would
Speaker 1: do us the honor of officiate in our wedding. I
Speaker 1: did submit the idea for Valentine's Day, but as you tell,
Speaker 1: we have quite the story and I needed more than
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to do a justice. We'd love to have
Speaker 1: you mary us instead of a judge at the courthouse,
Speaker 1: especially since your show has been with us every morning.
Speaker 1: We're not looking for airtime or recognition, but if there's
Speaker 1: a treat from the Space needle vending machine in it,
Speaker 1: we won't say no. If it works for you, we
Speaker 1: can drive to you after the show is over. That way,
Speaker 1: Tian and I can celebrate like true classy Monticello Ians
Speaker 1: with a trip to Cub Foods Delhi. Thanks for reading
Speaker 1: a story. Hope you're having a great week. You know
Speaker 1: I probably will, but I'm going to set a limitation
Speaker 1: on this, and this is my limitation. I love that
Speaker 1: you guys listen. I love that it is an honor
Speaker 1: to be asked, but I have realized that doing weddings
Speaker 1: is a big investment. Of time that I don't always have.
Speaker 1: And the reason it's an investment is because I'd like
Speaker 1: to do a respectful wedding. Let's say that Bailey and
Speaker 1: Vaunt are going to get married. Well, I don't want
Speaker 1: to just have you show up and say, Bailey, do
Speaker 1: you take vat Vant? Do you take Bailey? I now
Speaker 1: pronounce you, because that's all the wedding that doesn't even
Speaker 1: have to be that. It really just has to be
Speaker 1: signing the license and I can make it legal, but
Speaker 1: I like to make it respectful because you're getting married.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and by that you mean, like, you know, you
Speaker 4: get to know the couple and you tell stories and
Speaker 4: you make it actually.
Speaker 1: Memorable one hundred percent. So my only hesitation is I
Speaker 1: it is a big investment of time, and I don't
Speaker 1: always have time because we get pulled a lot of
Speaker 1: different directions. I was doing a podcast interview yesterday and
Speaker 1: I think Jenny and I have been asked to go
Speaker 1: play charity pickleball next week, and then I'm hosting Sciatica.
Speaker 1: First I know it's true, and then next week I'm
Speaker 1: doing environmental trivia at a brewery in chan Hassen. So
Speaker 1: my only hesitation would be. If you're cool with me
Speaker 1: doing a very short ceremony, then I'll probably do it.
Speaker 1: But if I get to sit down at Cariboo and
Speaker 1: get to know how you met in your favorite you know,
Speaker 1: pizza toppings and things like that, then maybe not. Because
Speaker 1: I really thought when I first got ordained that I
Speaker 1: would do it all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fair.
Speaker 4: Though, like I think it's fair that you probably didn't
Speaker 4: realize how much work it actually ends up being though
Speaker 4: until you started doing it.
Speaker 1: Well. No, And it was funny because people would say, Dave,
Speaker 1: will you marry me and my bride to be? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: Well let's meet over at Cariboo and I'll get to
Speaker 1: know you guys, and then okay, drive to Somerset for
Speaker 1: our wedding which starts at one. Yeah, dinner is served
Speaker 1: at about six, and we'll get you a free dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, great. Then I did one of them and
Speaker 1: I said, fuck, that was my whole weekend. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 5: Especially when you don't know anybody at a wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awkward.
Speaker 4: I was asked by a drunk girl at Park Tavern
Speaker 4: one time to officiate her wedding. They were already going
Speaker 4: to be like legally married, so I didn't have to
Speaker 4: be or day, oh god, okay, because she was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we reached out to Dave and like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't know if they hadn't heard back or whatever
Speaker 4: the story was, but they're like, but we would love
Speaker 4: if you did it.
Speaker 3: And she was just drunk at Park tavern ran into
Speaker 3: me and I was like, yeah, sure, shoot me an email.
Speaker 4: And luckily, I'm pretty sure she never remembered that conversation
Speaker 4: because I never so I was like, thank goodness.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. They wanted you to do the wedding, but
Speaker 1: you're not ordained. But I mean, that's cool.
Speaker 5: They're already married, all right.
Speaker 1: Dave Jenny Baile Vaunt Shan. This is all the way
Speaker 1: from New Zealand. Let's see if we get this here.
Speaker 1: It's ten thirty Wednesday night in New Zealand. As I
Speaker 1: type this, it is my husband and I was last
Speaker 1: night in the camper van. We've been traveling around for
Speaker 1: the past three weeks, and while it might seem like
Speaker 1: the trip is coming to an end, we're just over
Speaker 1: a quarter of the way through it. With our two
Speaker 1: month Sujorn that will take us next to Australia and
Speaker 1: then on to Fiji.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Cool, It's been quite the epic journey so far, and
Speaker 1: Jenny not gonna lie. I thought about you many times,
Speaker 1: as I know in New Zealand is on a bucket
Speaker 1: list item for yours.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: While I could go on and on about the pastoral
Speaker 1: grandeur that is this country, with its sweeping country hills
Speaker 1: dotted with farms and vineyards, to its towering majestic mountain
Speaker 1: ranges capped with Stowe Glaciers, the reason I'm writing is
Speaker 1: to thank you all immensely for well being you. You see,
Speaker 1: I suffer greatly from anxiety and a few other mental
Speaker 1: health issues that I've been using THC to self medicate
Speaker 1: while back home in California. Since being here for the
Speaker 1: past three weeks, I had to go cold Turkey as
Speaker 1: THC is not legal in this country. One of the
Speaker 1: major factors that's kept me saying has been your show,
Speaker 1: as I've had to take turns with my hubs behind
Speaker 1: the wheel every day, navigating left side of the road,
Speaker 1: driving for the first time one lane bridge that spring
Speaker 1: up out of nowhere, and washboard style dirt back roads.
Speaker 1: I've had your morning show in my ear throughout every
Speaker 1: twist and turn in the road, and I'm here to
Speaker 1: say thank you from the bottom of my heart. That's
Speaker 1: cool that you can get us in New Zealand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean not a big surprise, but a little bit
Speaker 1: of a surprise. Yeah, you know, Dave with your fatherly
Speaker 1: demeanor and advice, Jenny with your wits and can Door
Speaker 1: Bailey with your charm and infectious laughter, and Vaunt with
Speaker 1: your delightful sarcasm. Whether you know it or not, you
Speaker 1: four help so many people every day just by being you.
Speaker 1: So thank you for keeping me sane and helping me
Speaker 1: get through the rough mental times I've already experienced and
Speaker 1: will and evily be and will inevitably experience over the
Speaker 1: next five weeks that we're traveling. Sending love to you
Speaker 1: from Kiwi Land, soon to be Aussie Land and finally
Speaker 1: Fiji Land. You are the bee's knees, the love and
Speaker 1: the most tenderest of dart licks that is Robert from Sonoma.
Speaker 3: Wow, what a cool trip. That's like the coolest Seriously.
Speaker 1: Well he's from Sonoma, California. Originally I say I got it, okay.
Speaker 2: I wonder what cool things that they've seen, like if
Speaker 2: they've done. I have always wanted to go to New
Speaker 2: Zealand so I can go to like hobbiton from like
Speaker 2: The Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3: That's actually if I go. Yeah, I want too, right
Speaker 3: next to where the Hobbit door is.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that'd be so cool.
Speaker 3: It does look super cool.
Speaker 4: I have a girlfriend that's doing a honeymoon the air
Speaker 4: right now with her her husband, and I have been
Speaker 4: like stalking her religiously, but she's not a huge social
Speaker 4: media poster, so it's like, maybe want Every couple of
Speaker 4: days I see like a picture on our Instagram store,
Speaker 4: I'm like, come on.
Speaker 1: Baby, here's another one from Lacey. Okay, I emailed earlier.
Speaker 1: Everybody got a funny topic for you. You asked on
Speaker 1: Tuesday if people start their car before they leave in
Speaker 1: this cold weather, because I've heard mechanics say yes, you're
Speaker 1: absolutely supposed to warm your car up. Really in any
Speaker 1: kind of weather, do you get all the I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: juice is flowing well. When I was younger, I had
Speaker 1: an old Ford cylinder car and every day my dad
Speaker 1: would say warm it up, and every day I would
Speaker 1: not anyway. My dad wanted to borrow my car one day,
Speaker 1: and the day he did in fact start my car
Speaker 1: before he left and left it running in the driveway.
Speaker 1: But when he came out it was on fire. Turned
Speaker 1: out the relay switches that ran the cooling fan were
Speaker 1: not working and that's what caused the fire. Moral of
Speaker 1: the story, not always a good idea to start your
Speaker 1: car before you leave. That is Lacy and Saint Cloud.
Speaker 1: I've been doing it the last couple of mornings, and
Speaker 1: it is glorious because I go out to the car
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes before I leave, I turn on the
Speaker 1: heated seat, I turn on the heated steering wheel, I
Speaker 1: open the garage door, and I start my car. Then
Speaker 1: I go back inside, have my coffee and play Whirdle,
Speaker 1: and then by the time I get out, it's toasty,
Speaker 1: oasty warm.
Speaker 5: That sounds nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really have that opportunity because I'm in
Speaker 2: an apartment building and I would have to leave my
Speaker 2: car running like in the out and.
Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. Yeah, you've had a
Speaker 1: bad car experience, so we could go yes, when your
Speaker 1: car got broken into.
Speaker 5: And now I think every time I walk out.
Speaker 2: I look at the windows now because I always think
Speaker 2: someone is probably breaking into my car.
Speaker 4: An opportunity to have a garage spot at all with
Speaker 4: your car, no, I don't see I After my car
Speaker 4: was hit twice within a week, I finally bit the
Speaker 4: bullet and started paying for parking yeah in a garage,
Speaker 4: because I was like, I can't come out to my
Speaker 4: car getting hit anything. Yeah, So I just paid the
Speaker 4: extra fucking one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: A moth.
Speaker 1: Next one from Lacey, she says, this Morning Crew is
Speaker 1: the best. Thanks for keeping me up to date with
Speaker 1: what's going on in the world without political shit, Dave,
Speaker 1: Jenny Vonton Bailey. I love all your different perspectives on things.
Speaker 1: Those perspectives help me stay well rounded and appreciate other
Speaker 1: people's outlooks. And you know that's why I kind of
Speaker 1: unapologetically don't care if I don't watch Love Is Blind
Speaker 1: because I can represent people who don't watch Love Is Blind.
Speaker 1: When I said I didn't watch the Kendrick Lamar halftime show,
Speaker 1: I represent the people who don't give a shit about
Speaker 1: the Kendrick Lamar halftime show because I think that if
Speaker 1: we all like this is The thing about that most people,
Speaker 1: most people are not that hip. Nearly everyone isn't that hip.
Speaker 1: If you take ten Academy Award winning actors or actresses
Speaker 1: of the last ten years, a lot of us would
Speaker 1: be like, who she? Who are they? Who? Most people
Speaker 1: are not that hip. So I think we all do
Speaker 1: a good job. You don't know a thing about sports now,
Speaker 1: so you represent the people who don't know a thing
Speaker 1: about sports. Bailey Jenny represents people with diarrhea.
Speaker 5: And represent.
Speaker 1: No and you know, so we all represent. We don't
Speaker 1: try to be cool on the show. So I think
Speaker 1: that's one of the things that makes us real is
Speaker 1: we'll talk about hemorrhoids, diarrhea, ibs, gout, and love is
Speaker 1: blind and love is blind all the in between. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm writing to tell you about the game my husband
Speaker 1: and I've been playing in this cold weather. We don't
Speaker 1: have a garage, and with this cold we have to
Speaker 1: start our cars and we leave the radio on. I'm
Speaker 1: sure our neighbors truly appreciate this. Our new game is
Speaker 1: to guess what song is playing on the radio in
Speaker 1: the car from the front door. It's the little things.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Stay warm? All right from lazy. So if I get
Speaker 1: this right, you have the car right outside the door,
Speaker 1: like by the kitchen door, on the side door.
Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: And then you play the radio and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: what is that? Uh that Serena Carpenter. Yeah, never played that. No,
Speaker 1: that's a weird game.
Speaker 5: I mean, I report it. I love I love that
Speaker 5: you found a little glimpse of joy in this cold, cold,
Speaker 5: dark weather.
Speaker 4: To your guys, this car is not cause I think
Speaker 4: my No, mine doesn't do this where it automatically turns
Speaker 4: the volume to like a normal level in case you
Speaker 4: turn it off when you're like blasting a song.
Speaker 3: Oh my car used to do that.
Speaker 4: My new car doesn't, So I usually like purposely turn
Speaker 4: my music down just so I don't get my ears blasted.
Speaker 3: When I get in my car in the morning.
Speaker 2: I always feel like my my car from the outside
Speaker 2: makes it seem like I'm listening to something out of
Speaker 2: like a blasting volume. But when I get into my car,
Speaker 2: it's not that loud. So I don't know if the
Speaker 2: metal is bad or something. That's probably that's a thing
Speaker 2: with cars, right when the metal's bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably take it in until the metal's bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's more probably to do with like
Speaker 3: the bass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yuh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I seem cooler than I am from the outside, Like, Wow,
Speaker 2: she's really blessed in that music.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Did you when you were a kid, did girls do
Speaker 1: this where you would turn down roll down your windows
Speaker 1: and roll through a parking lot or roll somewhere with
Speaker 1: your radio really cranked up, thinking you looked really cool?
Speaker 5: Yes? I didn't.
Speaker 4: Well, I remember specifically we would go and spend the
Speaker 4: first weekend in the Dells camping with my friend the
Speaker 4: Lloyd's family. They had like a million people in it,
Speaker 4: and we would roll down the main street and the
Speaker 4: Dells with the windows down blasting Danity cane. I remember
Speaker 4: that specifically one summer, thinking we were just the coolest.
Speaker 1: Kids ever I can see. Yeah, were you in a
Speaker 1: convertible window?
Speaker 4: We had like an F one fifty because it was
Speaker 4: like one of the dad's trucks that we brought along
Speaker 4: to pull the camper. So it was like we already
Speaker 4: looked kind of ridiculous a bunch of like teenage sixteen
Speaker 4: year old girls in this big ass truck, But we
Speaker 4: thought we were the coolest kids ever, just rolling down
Speaker 4: like no, I can totally.
Speaker 1: See no, and you were. The thing is that I
Speaker 1: realized we did the same thing. My friends and I
Speaker 1: would roll through the parking lot of the mall or whatever,
Speaker 1: and we would have something cranked up on my friends
Speaker 1: he it was one friend that had a great stereo.
Speaker 1: The rest of us had an in dash radio and
Speaker 1: that's it, and we'd roll through blasting whatever we were
Speaker 1: playing back then, and we thought we looked really cool.
Speaker 1: As you get older, you hear like a sixteen year
Speaker 1: old boy, and it's usually a boy doing something like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, you fucking idiot. You look like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Nobody's impressed with your fucking like, you know whatever you're
Speaker 1: playing really loud. Oh, you got a little Wayne cranked
Speaker 1: up while you drive through fucking target parking lot. You
Speaker 1: do not look cool cranking up little Wayne. You look
Speaker 1: like a dumb motherfucker. Feel but you don't realize that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're a kid, you think you look really cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you look dumb.
Speaker 1: All right, Dave Jenny Bailey, I am right in to
Speaker 1: ask if you can give a quick birthday shout out
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota goodbye for my cousin Katie. We are
Speaker 1: ten days apart and ride in each year for a birthday.
Speaker 1: She wrote for my birthday last week, and her birthday
Speaker 1: is Wednesday, February nineteenth.
Speaker 5: It's today.
Speaker 1: She is twenty nine. She's one of the funniest people
Speaker 1: I've ever known, so thought I would throw in a
Speaker 1: few questions related to that topic of the podcast. Who
Speaker 1: is the funniest person you know? And why?
Speaker 2: Oh oh God, My friend Nick is the funniest person
Speaker 2: I know, Okay, because he has weird stories, just the
Speaker 2: weirdest stories. He's a teacher, he's gay, he meets people
Speaker 2: on apps, but then he also teaches the youths of
Speaker 2: tomorrow and his stories are so bonkers, but he delivers
Speaker 2: them in such a dry way and doesn't realize that
Speaker 2: they're hilarious, which makes it even more hilarious, even more hilarious, Friend.
Speaker 1: Nick, I don't know Tony that well, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and say Tony, followed immediately behind by Benjamin
Speaker 1: from the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you stole my answer.
Speaker 4: But I was just saying, if I take out like
Speaker 4: all the people that work in this building, because there's
Speaker 4: a lot of very funny people that work.
Speaker 1: Then, yes, it is very funny.
Speaker 4: Yes, Chris Hockey hilarious. So I would say Tony too.
Speaker 4: It was definitely the funniest outside of radio.
Speaker 5: Tony's really funny.
Speaker 1: Do you consider yourself to be a funny person. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think I'm hysterical. That's my one quality, that is
Speaker 1: your funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I think I'm funny here and there. I
Speaker 4: don't think I'm a constant funny, but funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny to watch you walk because well, you're that
Speaker 1: kind of funny. You're you're because if we watch you walk,
Speaker 1: it's a matter of you stumbling kermit over there, you.
Speaker 3: And your little wattle and your alarms flailing everywhere.
Speaker 1: I walk.
Speaker 5: Funny, Yes, I am the piece of funny.
Speaker 1: You know, you're the only one said that. Lee Wolsbig
Speaker 1: used to imitate my walk and it was so insulting.
Speaker 4: You know, And you have a specific walk. Chase walks
Speaker 4: just like you do, and a little bit too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: grad party and I was like, oh my, there is
Speaker 4: no denying that he is your son.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. I leave Oolswick was the first person
Speaker 1: ever to show me how I walk, and it's kind
Speaker 1: of a shuffle with like swingy arms and I'm like
Speaker 1: stiff on the top, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's not wrong. I walk funny, I do. I don't
Speaker 1: have a graceful walk. I don't know it until I
Speaker 1: think about it. But when was the last time you
Speaker 1: laughed until you cried? What caused it? I cannot remember.
Speaker 2: I see a lot of improv that's so funny, So
Speaker 2: I often laugh until I cry when I go and
Speaker 2: see improv.
Speaker 5: Good improv. Bad improv is painful and it's a ring
Speaker 5: of hell. But good improv I laugh until I cry
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bad improv is painful, very painful. And Bailey and
Speaker 1: I have talked about this, and we don't address anybody
Speaker 1: specifically because we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. But
Speaker 1: if you go to improv, and improv is a very
Speaker 1: I could never do. It is a very touchy thing
Speaker 1: because it either is working or it's not, and it
Speaker 1: really depends on how talented the people are that are
Speaker 1: on stage. And the funny thing about funny is people
Speaker 1: that are not funny think they're funny. Do you think
Speaker 1: that's true? Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean, as someone who knows a thousand billion people
Speaker 2: in improv there, I would say the majority of them
Speaker 2: are not funny, but they'll think they're funny.
Speaker 1: But that's so messed up because improv is supposed to
Speaker 1: be with funny people. Yeah, but some people they don't
Speaker 1: know what they don't know. They don't know they're not funny.
Speaker 2: It's also like a really supportive community though, so that
Speaker 2: even if you're bad at it, people will say, good job,
Speaker 2: you did it like you did improv, which is great,
Speaker 2: like be super supportive, and it gets people to try
Speaker 2: something new and maybe realize that they're funny if they
Speaker 2: never knew that in the first place. But anytime I
Speaker 2: do improv, I just want someone to tell me what
Speaker 2: I did wrong so I can fix it and be better.
Speaker 2: But in the improv community, they'll just be.
Speaker 1: Like, you did it, Yeah job. Buddy and Bailey and
Speaker 1: I both know somebody who is very They're very they're
Speaker 1: nice person, but they're not funny, not in the least.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say they don't have a sense of humor.
Speaker 1: Now there's a difference. You can have a sense of
Speaker 1: humor that means you'll laugh at other people's jokes and
Speaker 1: get it, but you're not able to create real humor yourself.
Speaker 1: And you know who I'm talking about. A touchy thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, moving on. Thank you Marie for that email.
Speaker 1: Let me see where we were here one second. No
Speaker 1: to that one. That's gonna do it, because I got
Speaker 1: a couple of more, but I think some is really
Speaker 1: good for the show. Because there's one, and I'll give
Speaker 1: you a shout out, Amanda. She writes in something very interesting,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna save it for the regular morning show
Speaker 1: because it is so good and it's so deep about
Speaker 1: how to get through something in life. And this is
Speaker 1: a really powerful one that I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people could benefit from. So Amanda will use your email
Speaker 1: on the show, not on the Minnesota goodbye. So send
Speaker 1: your emails in to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Juanita for the rant today and we'll
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow.