WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:04.480 Ready. Okay, So Bailey and I are doing the best 2 00:00:04.559 --> 00:00:06.960 hymn of all time because Bailey's going to be in 3 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:09.439 the church choir. Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. So I'll 4 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:12.160 take the harmony part. You take the regular melody part, 5 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:24.399 Holy Holy, Holy Meciple. Every now and then we hear 6 00:00:24.519 --> 00:00:26.839 the song, she'll rise to. 7 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:35.200 That first line, Holy Holy Holy. 8 00:00:37.679 --> 00:00:39.640 Honestly, not too bad on your part. 9 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:41.520 Day Bailey sounded good too, But the fact that you 10 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:44.399 were able to go down those octaves, I thought. 11 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:45.200 It was actually pretty good. 12 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:45.960 Thank you. 13 00:00:46.119 --> 00:00:47.759 I didn't get like you didn't like hit a bad. 14 00:00:48.079 --> 00:00:50.079 I mean, none of the notes were good. You didn't 15 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:51.960 have a really like scratchy off. 16 00:00:52.039 --> 00:00:56.000 Got So what I want you to do is to 17 00:00:56.079 --> 00:00:58.719 get your church choir. You and your mama have joined 18 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:01.920 the church choir. We have to sing Holy Holy Holy. 19 00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:04.200 It might be a different version of Holy Holy. 20 00:01:04.079 --> 00:01:06.959 Only one version with holy holy Holy. 21 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:11.760 There's the one that I really holy Holy, my heart, 22 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.439 my heart adores you. 23 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:14.200 That's the one we sing. 24 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:16.480 Oh that's a cue, and I like this good one though. 25 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:19.239 Okay. One of the holy Holy Holies is what we 26 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:19.680 have to sing. 27 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:24.920 All hail the power of Jesus name to him something, 28 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:32.680 bring forth the royal die and crown. M Lord. 29 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:37.719 That's a good one. I do like that one. I 30 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:39.879 like the do you know Christ the Lord has risen today? 31 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:43.359 Christ the Lord has risen today. 32 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:47.640 Aly, Yeah, that's good. 33 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:48.719 I like that one a lot. 34 00:01:50.239 --> 00:01:52.920 Any request like big b and I came back. 35 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:56.959 And Jesus girl walk saying with the nitty body waist 36 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:59.680 and around thing in your face, you get sprou the Bible. 37 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:04.040 We sat that in my church, I bet you did. 38 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:06.120 I pitched it to them and they. 39 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:08.639 Said, nah, now here we go with the the real 40 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:11.039 Minnesota Goodbye. We're gonna start off with a rant from 41 00:02:11.360 --> 00:02:14.479 your friend and mine, Juananita. I just gotta push the 42 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:18.639 correct button order here and then I think we are 43 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:21.080 seconds away. Here is Jannita's rant. 44 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:24.759 Hey, hey, happy hum Day. This week's rant is about 45 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:27.960 restaurants doing too much. Me and my coworker the other 46 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:30.039 day we had went to McDonald's. I got some chicken 47 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:33.479 nuggets and she ordered a mcbang. I asked her, I said, 48 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:34.800 what the hell did you just ask them to do 49 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:37.240 to you? And she goes, no, it's a sandwich. I'm like, 50 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:39.879 what the fuck is a mcbang. So mcbang is a 51 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:42.919 double cheeseburger where you take a fish patty and a 52 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:45.560 chicken patty and put it in between the two uh 53 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:51.039 Hamburger patties and put lettuce to tomato on it. I'm like, 54 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:53.719 come on, McDonald, y'all is just doing too damn much. 55 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:56.439 Who wants all that? And when she got it looked 56 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:59.639 gross as hell. It's the same way when like Pizza Hut, 57 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:02.759 they had the hot dog bite pizza that was the 58 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:06.520 dumbest shit I had ever heard of. And then not 59 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:09.280 only that, then you had you got KFC. They want 60 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:11.520 to take a pizza chicken and put some goddamn marinara 61 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:14.400 sauce on and it's some pepperoni and cheese. I don't 62 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:19.479 want chicken pizza. Same thing with Taco Bell, and now 63 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:22.039 all of a sudden they want to sell chicken nuggets. 64 00:03:22.199 --> 00:03:24.680 It's like when I run to the border, I'm looking 65 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:27.360 for a taco or burrito, maybe even the Kasadia. I'm 66 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:30.199 not running to the border for a fucking chicken nugget. 67 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:34.560 Restaurants stopped trying to do all this extra shit. Just 68 00:03:34.599 --> 00:03:38.919 stick with what you know. Taco Bell sell tacos, KFC 69 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:43.439 sell chicken uh pizza hut. Just put the goddamn pizza 70 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:45.439 toppings on there. I don't want hot dogs rolled up 71 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:47.879 in the crust of my fucking pizza and it's so disgusting. 72 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.280 All right, Well that's my random, you know the drill. 73 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:52.599 I love you, guys, by. 74 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:55.520 We love you. I would say that I would try 75 00:03:55.879 --> 00:03:58.560 a pizza stuffed in the crust with hot dogs. That 76 00:03:58.599 --> 00:03:59.800 sounds good it actually. 77 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:03.080 I think the reason the restaurants do it is because 78 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:06.360 everything is a meme now, and so they'll be like, okay, 79 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:08.319 well we're gonna come up with the mcbang even though 80 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:11.560 this is something no one would actually order, like in earnest, 81 00:04:11.919 --> 00:04:13.960 they'll come up with it so that people will record 82 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:18.319 themselves ordering the stupid, asinine thing and then eating it. 83 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:19.079 For social media. 84 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:22.160 Very good observation. Yeah, there was the one over at Arby's. 85 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:26.319 It was every meat at Arby's and we had a 86 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:29.800 contest me, Steve Fallon and E White to eat it. 87 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:30.319 E White? 88 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.199 It was just White and Fallon. 89 00:04:33.639 --> 00:04:33.959 Anymore. 90 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:39.160 Okay, it sounds so good though, but what was it called? 91 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:43.680 Your It was like the the Meat King something I 92 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.680 don't know, but didn't you win? 93 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:50.560 I think white one, did he? I think so yeah? Okay, 94 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:55.639 onto the emails. Here we go, Meat Mountain, Meat Mountains, 95 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:59.120 very good, very good. All right, here we go. My 96 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.120 name is Christian. I've been a loyal listener of The 97 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.199 Morning Show for years. About four years ago I convinced 98 00:05:03.199 --> 00:05:06.480 my partner Tiana to move from good old Fargo to Minnesota, 99 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.759 and now she is hooked on the show too. From 100 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:12.000 Christmas Wish to War of the Roses. My favorite musical 101 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:14.000 moment is so much more. Your show has become a 102 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:16.319 big part of our lives. Now here's the part where 103 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:20.160 it gets fun. The reason she moved to Minnesota was 104 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.920 because she's a bit of a creep. She spotted my 105 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:26.519 profile on Instagram through the suggested friends feature, and after 106 00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:29.839 she added me, she proceeded to like every single one 107 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:32.240 of my pictures. Now, naturally I had to message her, 108 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:34.439 and after a few months of chatting, I found myself 109 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:37.240 driving a twenty foot U haul down ninety four with 110 00:05:37.319 --> 00:05:40.279 all of her stuff and her son. Fast forward to 111 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:43.079 last December. I proposed it only took Sharon a mortgage payment, 112 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:46.240 two dogs at a rescue kitten, and a rambunctious almost 113 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:50.600 two year old maya Wow. While we've decided to hold 114 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:53.000 off on a big, fancy wedding for now, we're both 115 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:55.319 eager to get married. We were wondering if you would 116 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:57.639 do us the honor of officiate in our wedding. I 117 00:05:57.639 --> 00:06:00.480 did submit the idea for Valentine's Day, but as you tell, 118 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:02.519 we have quite the story and I needed more than 119 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:05.759 thirty seconds to do a justice. We'd love to have 120 00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:07.839 you mary us instead of a judge at the courthouse, 121 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:10.360 especially since your show has been with us every morning. 122 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:13.399 We're not looking for airtime or recognition, but if there's 123 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:16.680 a treat from the Space needle vending machine in it, 124 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:20.480 we won't say no. If it works for you, we 125 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:22.560 can drive to you after the show is over. That way, 126 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:26.199 Tian and I can celebrate like true classy Monticello Ians 127 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:29.439 with a trip to Cub Foods Delhi. Thanks for reading 128 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:32.079 a story. Hope you're having a great week. You know 129 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:34.759 I probably will, but I'm going to set a limitation 130 00:06:34.879 --> 00:06:37.920 on this, and this is my limitation. I love that 131 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:40.000 you guys listen. I love that it is an honor 132 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:44.040 to be asked, but I have realized that doing weddings 133 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:47.639 is a big investment. Of time that I don't always have. 134 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:50.480 And the reason it's an investment is because I'd like 135 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:53.319 to do a respectful wedding. Let's say that Bailey and 136 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:54.920 Vaunt are going to get married. Well, I don't want 137 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:57.199 to just have you show up and say, Bailey, do 138 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:59.079 you take vat Vant? Do you take Bailey? I now 139 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:01.199 pronounce you, because that's all the wedding that doesn't even 140 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:03.279 have to be that. It really just has to be 141 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:06.680 signing the license and I can make it legal, but 142 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:10.480 I like to make it respectful because you're getting married. 143 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:12.759 Yeah, and by that you mean, like, you know, you 144 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:14.800 get to know the couple and you tell stories and 145 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:16.120 you make it actually. 146 00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:20.680 Memorable one hundred percent. So my only hesitation is I 147 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:23.639 it is a big investment of time, and I don't 148 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:25.759 always have time because we get pulled a lot of 149 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:28.759 different directions. I was doing a podcast interview yesterday and 150 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:30.160 I think Jenny and I have been asked to go 151 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:34.759 play charity pickleball next week, and then I'm hosting Sciatica. 152 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:38.000 First I know it's true, and then next week I'm 153 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:41.680 doing environmental trivia at a brewery in chan Hassen. So 154 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:45.720 my only hesitation would be. If you're cool with me 155 00:07:45.800 --> 00:07:48.279 doing a very short ceremony, then I'll probably do it. 156 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:50.399 But if I get to sit down at Cariboo and 157 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:52.519 get to know how you met in your favorite you know, 158 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:56.399 pizza toppings and things like that, then maybe not. Because 159 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:58.519 I really thought when I first got ordained that I 160 00:07:58.560 --> 00:07:59.439 would do it all the time. 161 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:01.240 Yeah, it's fair. 162 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:04.000 Though, like I think it's fair that you probably didn't 163 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:06.079 realize how much work it actually ends up being though 164 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:07.399 until you started doing it. 165 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:10.160 Well. No, And it was funny because people would say, Dave, 166 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:14.120 will you marry me and my bride to be? Yeah, sure, 167 00:08:14.279 --> 00:08:16.040 Well let's meet over at Cariboo and I'll get to 168 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:18.639 know you guys, and then okay, drive to Somerset for 169 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:21.680 our wedding which starts at one. Yeah, dinner is served 170 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:24.560 at about six, and we'll get you a free dinner. 171 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:26.759 Oh okay, great. Then I did one of them and 172 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:30.040 I said, fuck, that was my whole weekend. Yeah, and 173 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:31.920 I don't want to do it anymore. 174 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:33.559 Especially when you don't know anybody at a wedding. 175 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:34.519 Yeah, it was awkward. 176 00:08:34.799 --> 00:08:37.440 I was asked by a drunk girl at Park Tavern 177 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:40.080 one time to officiate her wedding. They were already going 178 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:41.960 to be like legally married, so I didn't have to 179 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:44.679 be or day, oh god, okay, because she was like, yeah, 180 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.000 we reached out to Dave and like, I don't know, 181 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:48.720 I don't know if they hadn't heard back or whatever 182 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:50.879 the story was, but they're like, but we would love 183 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:51.519 if you did it. 184 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:53.600 And she was just drunk at Park tavern ran into 185 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.360 me and I was like, yeah, sure, shoot me an email. 186 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:59.000 And luckily, I'm pretty sure she never remembered that conversation 187 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:02.960 because I never so I was like, thank goodness. 188 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:06.519 That's interesting. They wanted you to do the wedding, but 189 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:08.639 you're not ordained. But I mean, that's cool. 190 00:09:08.679 --> 00:09:10.679 They're already married, all right. 191 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:13.639 Dave Jenny Baile Vaunt Shan. This is all the way 192 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:17.679 from New Zealand. Let's see if we get this here. 193 00:09:17.799 --> 00:09:21.480 It's ten thirty Wednesday night in New Zealand. As I 194 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:24.159 type this, it is my husband and I was last 195 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:26.320 night in the camper van. We've been traveling around for 196 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:29.000 the past three weeks, and while it might seem like 197 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:30.559 the trip is coming to an end, we're just over 198 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:32.600 a quarter of the way through it. With our two 199 00:09:32.679 --> 00:09:36.679 month Sujorn that will take us next to Australia and 200 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:37.600 then on to Fiji. 201 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:38.159 Wow. 202 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:40.639 Cool, It's been quite the epic journey so far, and 203 00:09:40.799 --> 00:09:43.799 Jenny not gonna lie. I thought about you many times, 204 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:45.960 as I know in New Zealand is on a bucket 205 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:47.000 list item for yours. 206 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:47.399 Yes. 207 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:50.440 While I could go on and on about the pastoral 208 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:53.639 grandeur that is this country, with its sweeping country hills 209 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:57.000 dotted with farms and vineyards, to its towering majestic mountain 210 00:09:57.080 --> 00:10:00.639 ranges capped with Stowe Glaciers, the reason I'm writing is 211 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:06.679 to thank you all immensely for well being you. You see, 212 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:09.559 I suffer greatly from anxiety and a few other mental 213 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:13.240 health issues that I've been using THC to self medicate 214 00:10:14.200 --> 00:10:17.039 while back home in California. Since being here for the 215 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.600 past three weeks, I had to go cold Turkey as 216 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:21.840 THC is not legal in this country. One of the 217 00:10:21.879 --> 00:10:25.080 major factors that's kept me saying has been your show, 218 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:29.840 as I've had to take turns with my hubs behind 219 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:32.519 the wheel every day, navigating left side of the road, 220 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:35.720 driving for the first time one lane bridge that spring 221 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:40.440 up out of nowhere, and washboard style dirt back roads. 222 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:42.679 I've had your morning show in my ear throughout every 223 00:10:42.720 --> 00:10:44.799 twist and turn in the road, and I'm here to 224 00:10:44.840 --> 00:10:46.679 say thank you from the bottom of my heart. That's 225 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:49.960 cool that you can get us in New Zealand. Yeah, 226 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:52.840 I mean not a big surprise, but a little bit 227 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:57.360 of a surprise. Yeah, you know, Dave with your fatherly 228 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:00.320 demeanor and advice, Jenny with your wits and can Door 229 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:03.519 Bailey with your charm and infectious laughter, and Vaunt with 230 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:06.080 your delightful sarcasm. Whether you know it or not, you 231 00:11:06.279 --> 00:11:08.679 four help so many people every day just by being you. 232 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:11.799 So thank you for keeping me sane and helping me 233 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:15.240 get through the rough mental times I've already experienced and 234 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:19.080 will and evily be and will inevitably experience over the 235 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:22.200 next five weeks that we're traveling. Sending love to you 236 00:11:22.399 --> 00:11:24.960 from Kiwi Land, soon to be Aussie Land and finally 237 00:11:25.039 --> 00:11:28.480 Fiji Land. You are the bee's knees, the love and 238 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:33.879 the most tenderest of dart licks that is Robert from Sonoma. 239 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:38.759 Wow, what a cool trip. That's like the coolest Seriously. 240 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:41.440 Well he's from Sonoma, California. Originally I say I got it, okay. 241 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:44.120 I wonder what cool things that they've seen, like if 242 00:11:44.120 --> 00:11:46.000 they've done. I have always wanted to go to New 243 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:48.360 Zealand so I can go to like hobbiton from like 244 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:49.039 The Lord of the Rings. 245 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:52.799 That's actually if I go. Yeah, I want too, right 246 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:54.799 next to where the Hobbit door is. 247 00:11:54.879 --> 00:11:56.320 I'm like, oh, that'd be so cool. 248 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:57.360 It does look super cool. 249 00:11:57.360 --> 00:11:59.240 I have a girlfriend that's doing a honeymoon the air 250 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:02.639 right now with her her husband, and I have been 251 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:05.679 like stalking her religiously, but she's not a huge social 252 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:08.720 media poster, so it's like, maybe want Every couple of 253 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:10.639 days I see like a picture on our Instagram store, 254 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:11.200 I'm like, come on. 255 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:17.360 Baby, here's another one from Lacey. Okay, I emailed earlier. 256 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:19.840 Everybody got a funny topic for you. You asked on 257 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:22.679 Tuesday if people start their car before they leave in 258 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.000 this cold weather, because I've heard mechanics say yes, you're 259 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.240 absolutely supposed to warm your car up. Really in any 260 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:31.320 kind of weather, do you get all the I don't know. Yeah, 261 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:33.960 juice is flowing well. When I was younger, I had 262 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:35.879 an old Ford cylinder car and every day my dad 263 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:38.000 would say warm it up, and every day I would 264 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:40.639 not anyway. My dad wanted to borrow my car one day, 265 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:44.440 and the day he did in fact start my car 266 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:46.559 before he left and left it running in the driveway. 267 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:50.519 But when he came out it was on fire. Turned 268 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:52.919 out the relay switches that ran the cooling fan were 269 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:55.039 not working and that's what caused the fire. Moral of 270 00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:57.720 the story, not always a good idea to start your 271 00:12:57.759 --> 00:13:00.600 car before you leave. That is Lacy and Saint Cloud. 272 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:03.360 I've been doing it the last couple of mornings, and 273 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.960 it is glorious because I go out to the car 274 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:09.279 about twenty minutes before I leave, I turn on the 275 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:11.759 heated seat, I turn on the heated steering wheel, I 276 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:14.440 open the garage door, and I start my car. Then 277 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:16.840 I go back inside, have my coffee and play Whirdle, 278 00:13:17.320 --> 00:13:19.320 and then by the time I get out, it's toasty, 279 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:20.399 oasty warm. 280 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:21.279 That sounds nice. 281 00:13:21.360 --> 00:13:23.279 Yeah, I don't really have that opportunity because I'm in 282 00:13:23.320 --> 00:13:25.399 an apartment building and I would have to leave my 283 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:27.720 car running like in the out and. 284 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:29.919 You don't want to do that. Yeah, you've had a 285 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:33.120 bad car experience, so we could go yes, when your 286 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:34.000 car got broken into. 287 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:35.759 And now I think every time I walk out. 288 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:37.679 I look at the windows now because I always think 289 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:39.559 someone is probably breaking into my car. 290 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:43.320 An opportunity to have a garage spot at all with 291 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:45.960 your car, no, I don't see I After my car 292 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:49.120 was hit twice within a week, I finally bit the 293 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:52.000 bullet and started paying for parking yeah in a garage, 294 00:13:52.039 --> 00:13:53.840 because I was like, I can't come out to my 295 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:56.519 car getting hit anything. Yeah, So I just paid the 296 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:58.639 extra fucking one hundred and fifty dollars. 297 00:13:58.679 --> 00:13:59.039 A moth. 298 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:06.000 Next one from Lacey, she says, this Morning Crew is 299 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:08.960 the best. Thanks for keeping me up to date with 300 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:11.480 what's going on in the world without political shit, Dave, 301 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:14.879 Jenny Vonton Bailey. I love all your different perspectives on things. 302 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:19.320 Those perspectives help me stay well rounded and appreciate other 303 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:23.440 people's outlooks. And you know that's why I kind of 304 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:27.879 unapologetically don't care if I don't watch Love Is Blind 305 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:31.320 because I can represent people who don't watch Love Is Blind. 306 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:34.279 When I said I didn't watch the Kendrick Lamar halftime show, 307 00:14:34.679 --> 00:14:37.519 I represent the people who don't give a shit about 308 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:40.720 the Kendrick Lamar halftime show because I think that if 309 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:44.799 we all like this is The thing about that most people, 310 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:49.720 most people are not that hip. Nearly everyone isn't that hip. 311 00:14:49.799 --> 00:14:54.200 If you take ten Academy Award winning actors or actresses 312 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:56.600 of the last ten years, a lot of us would 313 00:14:56.600 --> 00:15:01.399 be like, who she? Who are they? Who? Most people 314 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:03.360 are not that hip. So I think we all do 315 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:06.000 a good job. You don't know a thing about sports now, 316 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:08.200 so you represent the people who don't know a thing 317 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:12.120 about sports. Bailey Jenny represents people with diarrhea. 318 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:15.120 And represent. 319 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:19.759 No and you know, so we all represent. We don't 320 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:22.720 try to be cool on the show. So I think 321 00:15:22.759 --> 00:15:24.919 that's one of the things that makes us real is 322 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:30.799 we'll talk about hemorrhoids, diarrhea, ibs, gout, and love is 323 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:34.759 blind and love is blind all the in between. Anyway, 324 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:38.240 I'm writing to tell you about the game my husband 325 00:15:38.279 --> 00:15:40.600 and I've been playing in this cold weather. We don't 326 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:43.240 have a garage, and with this cold we have to 327 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.240 start our cars and we leave the radio on. I'm 328 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:49.159 sure our neighbors truly appreciate this. Our new game is 329 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:52.120 to guess what song is playing on the radio in 330 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:55.879 the car from the front door. It's the little things. 331 00:15:55.919 --> 00:15:56.600 Have you ever done this? 332 00:15:57.240 --> 00:15:57.279 No? 333 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:01.440 Stay warm? All right from lazy. So if I get 334 00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:04.240 this right, you have the car right outside the door, 335 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:06.679 like by the kitchen door, on the side door. 336 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:07.720 Maybe, yeah, that makes sense. 337 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:09.559 And then you play the radio and you go, oh, 338 00:16:09.679 --> 00:16:15.039 what is that? Uh that Serena Carpenter. Yeah, never played that. No, 339 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:15.919 that's a weird game. 340 00:16:16.279 --> 00:16:18.240 I mean, I report it. I love I love that 341 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:21.080 you found a little glimpse of joy in this cold, cold, 342 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:21.559 dark weather. 343 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:24.480 To your guys, this car is not cause I think 344 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:27.000 my No, mine doesn't do this where it automatically turns 345 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:29.080 the volume to like a normal level in case you 346 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:31.440 turn it off when you're like blasting a song. 347 00:16:31.639 --> 00:16:33.480 Oh my car used to do that. 348 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:36.799 My new car doesn't, So I usually like purposely turn 349 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:39.200 my music down just so I don't get my ears blasted. 350 00:16:39.240 --> 00:16:40.360 When I get in my car in the morning. 351 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:42.840 I always feel like my my car from the outside 352 00:16:42.919 --> 00:16:44.840 makes it seem like I'm listening to something out of 353 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:47.159 like a blasting volume. But when I get into my car, 354 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:49.080 it's not that loud. So I don't know if the 355 00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:53.039 metal is bad or something. That's probably that's a thing 356 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:54.679 with cars, right when the metal's bad. 357 00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:56.840 Yeah, probably take it in until the metal's bad. 358 00:16:56.960 --> 00:16:58.799 Yeah, I think it's more probably to do with like 359 00:16:58.919 --> 00:16:59.320 the bass. 360 00:16:59.559 --> 00:17:00.240 Yeah, yuh. 361 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:03.639 Anyway, I seem cooler than I am from the outside, Like, Wow, 362 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:05.279 she's really blessed in that music. 363 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:06.000 No, I'm not. 364 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:08.240 Did you when you were a kid, did girls do 365 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:10.759 this where you would turn down roll down your windows 366 00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:14.160 and roll through a parking lot or roll somewhere with 367 00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:18.720 your radio really cranked up, thinking you looked really cool? 368 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:20.079 Yes? I didn't. 369 00:17:20.279 --> 00:17:23.720 Well, I remember specifically we would go and spend the 370 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:26.119 first weekend in the Dells camping with my friend the 371 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:28.279 Lloyd's family. They had like a million people in it, 372 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:30.039 and we would roll down the main street and the 373 00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:33.759 Dells with the windows down blasting Danity cane. I remember 374 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:37.440 that specifically one summer, thinking we were just the coolest. 375 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:39.799 Kids ever I can see. Yeah, were you in a 376 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:41.039 convertible window? 377 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:43.119 We had like an F one fifty because it was 378 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:45.319 like one of the dad's trucks that we brought along 379 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.519 to pull the camper. So it was like we already 380 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:49.720 looked kind of ridiculous a bunch of like teenage sixteen 381 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:51.960 year old girls in this big ass truck, But we 382 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:54.160 thought we were the coolest kids ever, just rolling down 383 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:55.319 like no, I can totally. 384 00:17:55.160 --> 00:17:57.839 See no, and you were. The thing is that I 385 00:17:57.920 --> 00:17:59.640 realized we did the same thing. My friends and I 386 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:02.200 would roll through the parking lot of the mall or whatever, 387 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:04.799 and we would have something cranked up on my friends 388 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:07.160 he it was one friend that had a great stereo. 389 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:09.440 The rest of us had an in dash radio and 390 00:18:09.559 --> 00:18:12.640 that's it, and we'd roll through blasting whatever we were 391 00:18:12.680 --> 00:18:14.880 playing back then, and we thought we looked really cool. 392 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:17.759 As you get older, you hear like a sixteen year 393 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:20.119 old boy, and it's usually a boy doing something like that. 394 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:24.160 It's like, you fucking idiot. You look like a fucking idiot. 395 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:28.640 Nobody's impressed with your fucking like, you know whatever you're 396 00:18:28.680 --> 00:18:31.039 playing really loud. Oh, you got a little Wayne cranked 397 00:18:31.119 --> 00:18:34.799 up while you drive through fucking target parking lot. You 398 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:38.400 do not look cool cranking up little Wayne. You look 399 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:44.200 like a dumb motherfucker. Feel but you don't realize that. Yeah, 400 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:46.440 when you're a kid, you think you look really cool. 401 00:18:46.559 --> 00:18:47.559