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week on Softcore History, we're talking about a famous feud.

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Absolutely no one has ever heard of. Victorian era authors

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Charles Dickens and Hans Christian Anderson met randomly at a

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party in the eighteen forties and had a friendship that

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lasted over a decade, despite only one of them wanting

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to be a part of it. All of this culminated

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in the worst five weeks of Charles Dickens' life when

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Hans Christian Anderson came to visit him in England. This

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is the story of how one celebrity pissed off another

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celebrity in the eighteen hundreds to no end.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to softcore History.

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Speaker 1: What is up? Welcome back to softcore History. I am

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your host for the week, Rob Fox, and I'm feeling great,

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feeling excited, joined as always by Dan Richester.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling hot, feeling hot?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: The lights could be the lights, but it could also

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be me coming off the couch rolling on one ninety

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one after ten years of not bowling. No boy, no

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big deal.

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Speaker 1: We'll save that for the Patreon. The civilians don't want

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to hear this shit.

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Speaker 2: That's an athlete right there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, two hundred is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Three hundred. Oh, but I fucked up on the mat

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for an I fucked up on the ninth. Friend, it's

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still both in the one ninety one.

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Speaker 1: Why does that even mean? And it's like I would

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have had a better score if I didn't have a

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worse school.

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Speaker 2: Well, the tenth frame only matters if you get to

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either spare or strike the ninth frame right right to

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continue it. Otherwise, the max you can do in the

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ten frame is thirty.

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Speaker 1: So you fucked up the big scoring opportunity. Yes, you

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couldn't put it in the end zone in the red zone.

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Your red zone possession but.

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Speaker 2: I followed it with a strike and spare, So we're good,

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all right.

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Speaker 1: Joined this week by Gabby Monte Mayor.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Back for more at Gab Monty Across Socials. Check it

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out Local Austin stand up. That's not how I know you,

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but doing stuff, doing stuff some things sometimes sometimes where's

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your latest show at? I feel like we never did

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the top of the show.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't even I mean, I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: I think I stop trying to be every other podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need to plug anything.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: If someone wants to find me, they'll find me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, especially this crowd.

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Speaker 2: It's always the best thing. Rather they did it comedy podcast,

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they just lead off the first five minutes. I'll be in.

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Speaker 1: I spoke can on Tuesday. There's a lot of comedians

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that travel. When I'm like, how are you making money

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doing this?

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Speaker 2: There's people I know that travel and make money. I'm like, how, Yeah,

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who is it?

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Speaker 1: Just this? People need something? I actually understand it in

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like New York or but like who in Like Saint

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Louis has comedy clubs and I'm like, Who's going to

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the Funny Bone on a fucking Wednesday?

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Speaker 3: Tons of people.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy to me.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy to.

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Speaker 3: Me because also they'll paper the room so they'll just

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sit out an email and be like if you want

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free tickets, like if you can't sell all your tickets.

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Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, good for them, good for them.

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Speaker 3: Good love to see people thrive whatever they want.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, if you were single, like that seems like a

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sweet life to be honest Like traveling around.

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Speaker 3: As a woman, not so much even as a dude. Dude,

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that would so being on the road all year, and

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it's like bad accommodation. Its like it's either comedy condos.

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Speaker 1: Which is like, I don't know that is.

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Speaker 3: It's basically like the owner of a club has a

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condo that you know that they bought.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't need to stay it like a

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holiday inn.

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Speaker 3: No, so you'll stay there for free. But it's like

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it's gross, Like it's like a it looks like an

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Eastern European airbnb, like it's just like gray and and.

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Speaker 2: Then you gotta drink it like a helium chain in

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Des Moines.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that I don't mind as much. I can do

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two things anywhere drink and sleep. Yeah, but the sleep,

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but I would prefer to be. I would prefer to

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be in a shitty hotel to a shitty ran I.

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Speaker 3: Don't want a shitty anything. That's that's why I'm I

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can't do the road, dog shit.

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Speaker 2: It's tough. So yeah, I look for me in Boone,

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North Carolina next Thursday.

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Speaker 1: But I would that sounds fun, and you know that

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sounds fun. You just had app State on your mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they also just got tobliterated by a hurricane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably pretty bad there right now. They did

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obliterate jam you though, But we're not here to talk

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about college football. We're here to talk about history. And

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I'm a fun one today. I feel like because it

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doesn't involve murder and religion and like any crazy shit

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like that.

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Speaker 2: It involves nothing at all. It's just we're just gonna

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gonna be.

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Speaker 3: Like history of sound.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so the many scientists believe the first sound.

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Speaker 2: You will about Jake. He has some of our most

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listened to podcasts ing History of Pets, History of History

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of Music.

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Speaker 1: Sound Yeah sound yeah, yeah. It wasn't music. Music would

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even recorded sound a little bit of sense, It was

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just sound.

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Speaker 2: The people yearn for broadness.

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna like this one. Then this is a

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hyper specific episode. We're here to talk about being a

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bad house guest.

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Speaker 3: Great timely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it is. I didn't think about that,

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but it is with the holidays coming up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is about two famous people in history.

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Speaker 2: Some could argue the Pilgrims were some of the worst

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house guests.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're squatters.

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Speaker 1: Basically, they weren't using that land. We are you just

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gonna what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Just use your land? Yeah, let it, let it live.

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Speaker 1: No one was living there if you're not living there, Like,

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it is funny to me that the same people who

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not wrongly by the way, are like you took the

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Indians land, but like no one was living on that land.

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If you like have a huge lot now, like if

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you have a humongous like five acre, they'd be like,

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who needs that? Like me, me, I need it, like

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plans I don't have it.

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Speaker 3: You might, you know, like you might not have been

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using it that moment, but maybe you had plans for

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it if you wanted to gardens farm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we made maize better corn on the cob beats

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beats maze a thousand times out of a thousand.

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Speaker 1: I'll actually do you two better on that. Europeans improved

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significantly potato usage. I don't know what Indians were doing

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with potatoes, but it is not or two a French

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fry or quite a few or vodka for that matter.

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And this one Irish dilemma, Yeah, this one could actually

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go either way, So give me your thoughts on it.

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Speaker 2: The potatoes.

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Speaker 1: Who uses tomatoes better? Europeans or North Americans? Well we

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made pizza, yeah, but salsa is fucking rad. Yeah, but

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the best saucea of course, is made in New York City. Yeah,

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or I would actually I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like there's more varieties of European tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Italian food alone feels like it wins the

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tomato war over But although that's ironic because I would

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most days rather eat salsa than or like Mexican food

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with salta on it. Then like a pasta, I don't

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like pasta that much. Not a pasta guy, pasta guy. No,

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not bread boy. I try not to be Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a bread girl, but I do miss pasta.

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Like good pasta to hit your.

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Speaker 2: Carb macros pretty easily with just a little bit of pasta.

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Speaker 1: Square lasagnya and you got it for the week basically.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need any more than that. Yeah, you

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enough energy to just go hamm in the gym for

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two weeks.

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Speaker 1: That's what uh. Serena Williams, I believe the night before

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any bit any match, would just go bananas on some carbonara.

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Speaker 3: I was just gonna say carbonaro is like, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: Carb Anara, heavy on the carb. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: She would just like butter and cream and cheese and bacon.

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Speaker 2: Just carbat and carbs, like just gives you all that

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energy you need to just take down a little petite Russian.

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Speaker 1: It was funny. The only thing funnier than watching Serena

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Williams beat the shit out of like a one hundred

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and ten pound yeah like Russian or Ukrainian or Bulgarian

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woman was when she would lose to them and I

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would just be.

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Speaker 2: Like, how how could you possibly?

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Speaker 1: There was Actually it was an Italian woman and it

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was like the US Open semi finals in like we

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worked at TFM. I remember watching the game the match

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live at work, and this was like it was like

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a skeleton woman, like she was just like and Serena

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lost to her and I was just like, how is

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this possible?

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Speaker 3: I do love watching when they lose, like they just

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don't hold it in at all, like when they're pissed

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Speaker 1: Tennis players a psychopaths.

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Speaker 3: You're fucking insane that you don't.

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Speaker 1: You can't be mentally healthy and be a tennis player. No,

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Roger Federer is a miracle to be honest, like Legacy

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did Meth. Pete Sampress doesn't have a personality, so he

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never had any personality.

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Speaker 3: To lose, and he's apparently very cheap.

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Speaker 1: Pete Sampress, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Read a Agassi's book and he had made some bet

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and I read like Pete Sampress was there and he

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bet his dinner companion, like, oh, I bet he doesn't

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tip the valet more than five bucks, and then on

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the way out he gave the valet twenty bucks. He

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was like, how much should Pete tip you?

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Speaker 1: And he was like a dollar out of the great stew.

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That sounds accurate to Pete.

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Speaker 2: Tiger Woods also cheap man.

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Speaker 1: Never liked Sampress. Anyone who is a Sampress fan is

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boring as shit. But yeah, watching Serena Williams lose to

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a pow was always interesting. Uh it was just like

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bad didn't eat your carbonare. But anyway, we're talking about

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bathouse guests today, and specifically we're talking.

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Speaker 2: About me coming over for Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, you are not invited?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 1: And you don't remember my address?

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Speaker 2: I know where you live. You know I'm gonna knock

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up all right. You are in a gated community. I

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do not know how to access it. I could hop

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the fence though.

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Speaker 1: Just wait for another car to go through. It's very easy.

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This gate doesn't work very well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sound like the security guard.

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Speaker 1: Not a tower. There's not a little man in a box.

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Speaker 2: There should be a drawbridge and a moat.

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Speaker 3: There should be a mote.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I agree with that, but the HOA fees would

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be hired to pay for all the drowning lawsuits.

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Speaker 1: I've seen it the one way to Frecksburgh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I believe so. Oh yeah, yeah, I went sweet.

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think so. They might have converted it to it. But

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I was just some fucking just trying to live his

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grease edder days.

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Speaker 3: We're so tacky.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to live in a castle.

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Speaker 3: In Europe but not here to build a castle from scratch,

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that's so like, that's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: But Gabby, what if there were castles before?

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Speaker 1: Before before? That's one of my One of my favorite

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was like, yeah, but it's probably a lie, Like, but

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I love the story anyway. So yeah, my girlfriend's real dumb. Uh.

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we were driving over the bridge and she was like,

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she saw the arch and she was like, who built that?

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nobody knows. Yeah, nobody knows.

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Speaker 2: Nobody knows.

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Speaker 1: It's just been there. I like that. I want I

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want to think the same thing. Yeah, I want to

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think the same thing, like the cast the castle, the Outlander.

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for satellite images where it didn't exist, like it definitely

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is in the last twenty years.

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a clip going viral on Instagram the other day talking

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about how an Egyptian tomb was found under an Ohio

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farm seems inaccurate. It was Its very easy to factor

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you put that in there. Yeah, people spent an entire

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talking about this Egyptian tomb under Ohio that referred to

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some giants.

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Speaker 1: It is very We have done an episode on North

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Speaker 2: Egyptian though, Yeah, why not Egypt from via Ohio?

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Speaker 1: Do a little do the jew the Joseph Smith Mormon thing,

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like ancient people just sailed across the.

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Speaker 3: They just got here and nobody knows how.

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Speaker 2: They weren't far from Memphis, TC.

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Speaker 1: I do think, which was named by the way, because

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there is it on the same parallel, really not why

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the whole area. There's a lot of cities named after

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Egyptian cities. Philadelphia, well, that's different because a Philadelphia is

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a Greek name.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but it is in Egypt.

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so it's a little different. So but like Cairo, Illinois, Memphis, Tennessee,

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all this stuff, they were named because they were finding

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mounds from Native Americans there pyramids essentially mound pyramids, and

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they were like, oh, this is like new Egypt. So

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they just started naming cities after Egyptian cities.

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Speaker 3: Oh versus stupid or.

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Speaker 1: What else were we supposed to do make up our

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own names? Yeah? Stupid?

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Speaker 2: No, that's how you get some really bad names. You

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go with the classics. Otherwise you end up with like

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but I like.

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Speaker 3: When they put new Like, if you're going to reuse

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a name.

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Speaker 1: I do, it should be New Memphis.

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Speaker 3: Like New York. Old York is cool.

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Speaker 2: I've never been to Old York. Is that where your

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boyfe is from?

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Speaker 3: No, but we went there for a weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just check it out. What's better New York Old York?

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Speaker 3: I mean, they're very different, but Old York fucking is.

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It's cool. It has like a New Orleans vibe.

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Speaker 2: I like when you split it north and South North

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Dkota South got to North Carolina South Carolina. Yeah, very basic.

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Speaker 1: I'm into that. All right, let's get into this episode.

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Good Lord been seventeen minutes, so it's easy to forget

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that famous people were alive at the same time a

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lot of times. Rightly, we know, like the Beatles and

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Elvis were around at the same time. But the further

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you get back, the more you sort of like silo people,

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you know what I mean, Like it's easy to forget

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that Mozart and the Marquis de Lafayette, the man who

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helped America get free, were the same age.

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Speaker 2: The craziest thing being like Helen Keller and Martin Luther

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King were alive at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, right exactly, Like it just weird, you just

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silo people off kind of.

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Speaker 2: Helen Keller was best friends with the Japanese emperor.

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Speaker 1: She met Hirohido and encouraged him to hit Pearl Harbor

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mm hm.

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Speaker 2: And she was all about eugenics, which is ironic. But no,

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she wasn't born that way. She wasn't more than six

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months later.

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Speaker 1: She would not She would not be dancing along to

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that Lady Gaga song if she could have heard it, uh,

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which she could not because she was not allegedly allegedly,

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I think she heard everything.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, she was a fraud.

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Speaker 1: Perfect example of two people who were alive and working

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and famous at the same thing at the same time

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that you just kind of don't think about. Is Charles

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Dickens and Hans Christian Anderson.

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Speaker 3: Huh yeah, HCA seems much more modern in my mind.

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Speaker 1: Exact same time. Han, Well, maybe that's because Hans Christian Anderson.

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If you don't know his works, they include The Emperor's

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New Clothes, The Little Mermaid, The Princess and the p

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The Ugly Duckling, and Thumbollina are some of his most

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famous fairy tales. All bangers, all bangers, and he was

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one of the most famous, one of the most famous

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authors at the Time's New Groove kind of that's what

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it's based on. Oh, I mean, that's what that movie

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is based on. So he was born in Denmark. Obviously,

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Charles Dickens is English, but they were big famous writers

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at the same time. Now, Dickens got famous first, although

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most of his biggest works didn't come out till after

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the two met. Uh, he was still already super famous

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by the time they did meet. Dickens was arguably the

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most famous, the most famous period content creator of that era.

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Mm hmm. That is how we shall refer to both

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of these content creators content creators.

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Speaker 2: Of course, yeah from now on. Yeah, but Dickens was

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around the same time as never mind, who are you

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gonna say Twain. Yeah, so I would say Twain's up there.

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Speaker 1: I Twain was, I will say this Dickens. They were

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alive at the same time. Dickens was famous before Twain.

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Speaker 3: Twain was like, when did we don't have a We

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don't have an adjective for Twain or Hans san Anderson

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the way we have Dickens dickensiean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So they were alive at the same time. But

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Dickens was putting out his best work in the eighteen

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forties and eighteen fifties, and Twain was putting out his

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Huckleberry Finn came out in eighteen eighty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we referred to it as Twinees twenties twain Esque,

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not twenties Dickensian twain esque. All right, So it turns

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out like a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Like so it was a thing. When the Beatles met Elvis,

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allegedly they freaked out because they were huge Elvis fans.

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They were huge chuck Berry fans. Well, when Hans Christian

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Anderson met Charles Dickens, he was a huge fan of Dickens,

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so he freaked out. He was like, oh my god,

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I love you. You're the fucking best I'm a huge

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fan and Hans Christian Anderson. When they met, they were

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in London and they were at a little Soarez Hans

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Christian Anderson. Obviously, Dickens was already famous, already a big author.

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Hans had just had his first kind of big hits,

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and he was on a sort of European tour. His

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stuff had just been translated into English, so he was

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he was on a promo tour in England.

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Speaker 3: Runs a suprena Carpenter Dickens's Taylor swift.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Great way to put it, perfect way to put it.

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In fact, it's a perfect That was a perfect analogy.

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That's I'll take no notice. Our audience is ninety six percent. Man,

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I don't know if they I found out who Sabrina

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Carpenter was like three weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: Well do you like her? Not?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Do you think she's hot?

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Speaker 2: What I mean, obviously she's attractive, but a she's a tiny,

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tiny woman, and she she kind of seems tryhardy, she's

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bratt she's trying to do over sexualize herself because I

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guess she was a child star, so she has to

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make up for.

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Speaker 1: She's ironically sexualizing herself. But it's also straightforward. It's both. Yes,

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your monkey brain can't handle the layers that this woman.

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Speaker 2: It's one of those girls that tries so hard to

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be cool and over sexualize herself and then she's a

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total fucking nothing in bed. I bet she's.

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Speaker 3: I don't think any celebrities are good in bed. No,

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like you can't beat you like.

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Speaker 1: I disagree, And let me tell you why. I think

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that she's getting the best dick of her life right now.

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I also think Taylor Swift is getting the best dick

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of her life.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't require her to do anything but yeah, yeah, but

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but they're both also having sex with celebrities.

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Speaker 1: To what I'm saying, though, the difference is though Barry

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Kugan looks like a fucking sewer creature. He does, and

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so he's got to give good dick.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's the thing if you if you're not,

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if you're not a pure ten, right, you gotta serve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and hasn't been famous his whole life, so yeah,

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you would think he's hotel.

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Speaker 3: He is weird looking, and he is short for a man,

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is he. I think he's a lot of actors are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's actor height five eight Yeah, Yeah, that's actor hep,

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that's actor he jesus uh. And then Kelsey Obviously he's famous,

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but he's a big dumb athlete who just like, oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a himbo.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, but he doesn't really. Some athletes are

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just kind of lazy too.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: Some athletes will be like, all right, he's not having

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a good year, is he?

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Speaker 2: He waits to the playoffs?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's one of the Chiefs are nine and one.

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The quarterbacks not having a good year. Mahomes is having

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a statistically not a great year.

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Speaker 2: Let's not date this guy's evergreen cont.

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe Mahomes will suck ass for the next six years.

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You never know.

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Speaker 3: Wait, they meet up.

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Speaker 1: So they meet So they meet at the soiree, and

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and Hans Groscier Jenerson is like, hey, I'm here. I

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just translated my work. I love you so much, You're

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You're awesome. I'm like a huge fan. And they say,

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never meet your heroes. But the moral of this story

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you should never meet your fans.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Dickens was actually cool? What Dickens was cool? This

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dude's a fucking loser.

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Speaker 3: In my mind, it would have been the other way around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it goes real, real bad.

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Speaker 3: Aren't the Danes a little a little off?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know if the Danes are, but Hans

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Christian Anderson is straight up autistic, and that is what

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the story is all about.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, autistic house guest doesn't sound bad.

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Speaker 3: As it does. They they don't pick up on social cues.

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So when you're like, I think I'm going to turn

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in and they're like, oh, I've got a lot of energy,

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what do you mean, they're a little like, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Come to bed with you and I will discuss things

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with you like that is this whole episode, is what

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this is about.

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Speaker 3: There's no coffee left. I guess you must make more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get into it. So, by the way, first

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I wanted to say, because this is just an interesting.

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Speaker 2: So it's just refillming pots of coffee. That sounds awesome.

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Speaker 1: So it's really funny to me. By the way, I

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don't know why I thought it was like never meet

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your fans or whatever. And I don't want to like

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shit on fans because we're a podcast with.

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Speaker 2: Are you subtweeting our entire honit right now?

472
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Speaker 1: But one thing that I thought about when writing that

473
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,599
line was, you know what's weird about the Kendrick Lamar

474
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,359
not like us? The dis track on Drake not like us.

475
00:22:21,519 --> 00:22:23,039
Speaker 2: It's mostly sung by white men.

476
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: No, he calls him a fan. You're a fan. You

477
00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:28,680
a fan? You a fan? Calls him a fan a bunch, right,

478
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,119
Like that's an insult, which is insulting to say to

479
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,319
another artist.

480
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 2: Especially one of the biggest artists in the world.

481
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: But why would the fans bop along to that, because

482
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:43,759
all he's saying to Drake is that you're as low

483
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,079
as the other people listening to this song.

484
00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: I'm still But fans, it's like if you just like

485
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,640
the thing and you have no interest in doing the thing,

486
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,960
that's one thing. Like that's a that's a cleaner relationship

487
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,920
versus like fans that are like, oh, I'm a writer too,

488
00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:06,000
read my script, read my yeah, whatever, Like that's that's

489
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,960
more of like a like it's a transactional fan relationship.

490
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: I just it just I think it's just very hard

491
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:16,319
for me to listen to that and not be like,

492
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:20,279
how does not every fan think, like what, I'm a fan?

493
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,920
Not a fan? He was his muse.

494
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: Kendrick had not made music in quite some time and

495
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,079
all of a sudden just made track after track.

496
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,039
Speaker 3: Are you Drake?

497
00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:30,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm big time team Drake. I think Kendrick's

498
00:23:30,319 --> 00:23:30,839
a loser.

499
00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, like it's the shit on me for like

500
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:34,880
in crappy music. Then he loves Drake.

501
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,079
Speaker 2: Drake's for me, like, like, I know what he is.

502
00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:38,559
He makes nothing but hits.

503
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:39,599
Speaker 1: No, Drake sucks.

504
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 2: His music sucks.

505
00:23:40,759 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 1: And I thought that before Kendrick Lamar Drake is mediocre

506
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:43,799
as fuck.

507
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,079
Speaker 2: It's not true, absolutely vapid. I will always have Take

508
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:50,920
Care twenty eleven the album to my college days.

509
00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: Your sentimental attachment to it is meaningless to me. It sucks.

510
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:55,880
It's bad.

511
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 2: It's not bad.

512
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,519
Speaker 1: It's it's not good.

513
00:23:57,559 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: I mean he's literally one of the biggest artists in

514
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the world.

515
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,319
Speaker 1: Anyway, remember that the next time you listen to it.

516
00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:03,960
Not like us is that. One of Kendrick Lamar's biggest

517
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,200
dishes on Drake is that he is as low as you,

518
00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:08,480
the person listening.

519
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 3: To you, the person giving me the stream.

520
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rob does that. When you come in studio, he

521
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,319
just kind of spits on it.

522
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, you fucking other fan, I would I would

523
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,160
love to just spit in the face. What do you

524
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,000
can do about it? Fan?

525
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: Not even a fan.

526
00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: Fan?

527
00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 2: You'll watch us? You don watch us talking to these

528
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,079
little microphones, A little fan, little cook.

529
00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:26,039
Speaker 1: There's nothing more cook than being a fan. I go

530
00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:27,359
home and I stare at a wall.

531
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,799
Speaker 3: You don't listen to podcasts.

532
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 2: Rob doesn't he podcast He hits that we're into this industry.

533
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,319
Why would I listen to I have to do that

534
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,839
every day? How is that relaxing to come home?

535
00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 1: Like? Does a chef want to come home and cook?

536
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 2: You listen to top forty music.

537
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: I listen to all types of music.

538
00:24:44,519 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: It's mostly Top four in your head.

539
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,759
Speaker 1: Literally not. I will listen to not Like Us and

540
00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:50,680
then switch over to switch over to the Deer Evan

541
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,480
Hanson soundtrack, switch over to fucking Racntours, and then switch

542
00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:56,880
over to fucking Sabrina Carpenter, and then switch over to

543
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,720
fucking Fish and then switch over to fucking Blink one

544
00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:01,319
eighty two. Suck my I listened to only Top forty.

545
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,680
I will listen to literally anything.

546
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 2: I really can't talk though. You know what I've been

547
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,799
listening to at the gym lately, Drake, No, it's worse.

548
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,000
You know how I'm in a crusader phase right now.

549
00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, So you listen to Gregorian Chance?

550
00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 2: You just I'm listening to Chance in the Rain?

551
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,079
Speaker 1: What the fuck? That's mentally ill.

552
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: To listen to that at the gym, Like that's something

553
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,720
you listen to when you're like going to sleep.

554
00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:26,759
Speaker 2: It's like thoughtless.

555
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: I know, it's weird, like you is racing so much

556
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,640
in a face, I'll put on Viking.

557
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 2: Like the Viking music has the drums, so that's a

558
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,599
little bit more amped up.

559
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: I like the uh sea shanties.

560
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: Sea shanty's good.

561
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like Irish, those Irish like drinking songs.

562
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking lads that went viral during COVID wearing

563
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,039
the tight.

564
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,519
Speaker 1: Sea shanties were a big TikTok jun for a while,

565
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,480
although I realized there's like several Beatles songs that are

566
00:25:56,519 --> 00:25:59,119
just sea shanties, including Yellow Submarine. Yello Submarine is a

567
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,559
sea shanty totally. I want to just be totally clear

568
00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:06,480
on that. We Maria. That is something you scream while drunk,

569
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:12,960
yeah on a boat. Yeah. Uh so anyway, Hans, well

570
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:17,240
not at first, so Hans is like, oh my god,

571
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:19,480
I love you, blah blah, blah, and they have a

572
00:26:19,559 --> 00:26:24,680
nice interaction and he leaves to go back to Denmark

573
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:27,880
and he writes to his friends on the way back

574
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,160
that Dickens quote quite answers the best ideas I had

575
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,240
formed of him. So he's like, Dickens, Charles Dickens was

576
00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:39,240
everything in more so awesome. I love Charles Dickens. And

577
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,480
a couple of weeks later, Dickens is like, oh, you know,

578
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,279
I think I was weird but sweet, so he sent

579
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:49,200
him a package containing a note and some copies of

580
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:54,799
a dozen of his books. And Anderson, who was noted

581
00:26:54,839 --> 00:27:00,119
for his social awkwardness, noted for his noted for his

582
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,680
complete lack of understanding social cues being a normal human being,

583
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:08,960
was like, oh my god, we're in love. Like we're

584
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,759
the best friends that ever existed.

585
00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 2: That is fun when you encounter somebody and they're talking

586
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,359
about another person that they've maybe hung out with once

587
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,160
or twice, and like, oh, dude, we're great friends.

588
00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:23,519
Speaker 1: Dude.

589
00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:26,799
Speaker 2: He's just fucking shit, dude, I'll text want me to

590
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,240
hit him up right now. I can get him on

591
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:28,880
the phone right now.

592
00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:31,599
Speaker 1: You have his number. No, we m on Instagram a lot.

593
00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:33,759
It's fucking but like, yeah, like it's text.

594
00:27:33,799 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 2: That's texting, right, They're like, yeah, dude, me and Mickey

595
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,359
gaw were best friends. Yeah, dude, I'll hit him up.

596
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,079
We've DMD like four times. So he produced the show.

597
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:51,519
Speaker 1: Once he becomes Hans Christination becomes obsessed with Charles Dickens, right,

598
00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:56,680
it is literally like you are a normal person, like

599
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,640
like some like a You're like a normal like I

600
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,799
guess rapper or whatever. And you meet Kanye West, want

601
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,519
peak Kanye West once? Like you clarified, Yeah, two thousand

602
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:05,799
and eight, And.

603
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: I mean meeting Kanye right now is very on the table.

604
00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: Oh we cold easily.

605
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 3: It's a lot easier now he's a platform.

606
00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:15,759
Speaker 1: He also recorded one of his albums at the W

607
00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:18,079
in Austin. Really he was living at the W in

608
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:18,839
Austin for a minute.

609
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,599
Speaker 2: I will still listen to Kanye.

610
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,279
Speaker 3: I've been on an old Kanye kick lately.

611
00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:27,519
Speaker 1: It is nothing. His insanity has nothing to do with

612
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:28,039
that music.

613
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: He has the best gym track. He does, Blood on

614
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,200
the Leaves.

615
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 3: So many black skinhead they used to be when I

616
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,680
was in college. That'd be like my hype up music before.

617
00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 2: It reminds me of Yeah, Travis Scott did the exact

618
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:49,240
same song on his new album. It's just like a

619
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,519
total rip off of Black Skin.

620
00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:52,519
Speaker 3: And I listen to him.

621
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,319
Speaker 2: He's a murderer because he killed a lot of people.

622
00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:55,759
Speaker 3: Because he killed a lot of people.

623
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: I think that his music crushes people people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

624
00:29:01,799 --> 00:29:05,680
specifically and honestly, that's an irresponsible song to make. You've

625
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,039
already crushed people to death at your concerts and get

626
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,240
people hyped. Yeah, you just have like drones flying over

627
00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:15,240
the crowd, missing them with cocaine, and that song comes on.

628
00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:20,319
Speaker 3: You didn't even like apologize or like, you know, because

629
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,519
he could have had like a reckoning.

630
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I think it's the type of thing where on the

631
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,920
low he's proud of it and he's like, dude, my

632
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:32,000
music gets people going so hard. Imagine this, Imagine this scenario.

633
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:35,359
Like our podcast made someone laugh so hard that they

634
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:37,599
they stroked in the car. They were listening to a car.

635
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,680
They laughed so hard they swerved into oncoming traffic and died.

636
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,640
And we were like, oh, that's horrible. We never but like,

637
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,480
on the like that's a bit of a bad honor.

638
00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:47,920
Behind the scenes, we're like, dude, where the funniest motherfuckers go.

639
00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:51,720
We gotta do guild. Yeah, and that would make me proud.

640
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,480
So in a way I understand what Travis Scott is

641
00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:53,920
going through.

642
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean cocaine dealers or any type of drug

643
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:59,119
dealer kind of thinks that way too, right, Like their

644
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,200
productilled somebody. That's how you get business.

645
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,039
Speaker 1: If it's too pure, it's not how you lose business.

646
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not stepped on technically. No, No, dude, you

647
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,759
don't understand the game like I do. Uh. If you

648
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:15,160
do kill somebody, people seek that out. They're like, shit,

649
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,759
that that's a strong stuff. That's a good stuff. But

650
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:19,599
isn't That's not the case anymore.

651
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,119
Speaker 1: It is now.

652
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:24,759
Speaker 2: It's just I'm not even talking about I'm talking about heroin.

653
00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:29,319
Really so old school heroin. You want to kill me heroin? Yeah?

654
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if you do it in the right dosage,

655
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,880
then it's just efficient heroin. But if you do too

656
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,240
much of it, then it's killed me. Heroin.

657
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,519
Speaker 3: I think it's just fun until it's not.

658
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, like most things, I would go to old school

659
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,119
with it.

660
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: Maybe guess smopium.

661
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: I have smoked opium before on accident.

662
00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:47,079
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

663
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: I mean someone I was at a party in high school.

664
00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:51,240
Someone passed me a.

665
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:53,799
Speaker 3: Bowl and you thought, oh, yeah, why wouldn't you think

666
00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:54,799
that it's just weird?

667
00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: And I was like that tasted weird and they're like,

668
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,240
it's opium and I was like, what the fuck?

669
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,039
Speaker 2: And you were at his house for four days.

670
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 3: Like you doping.

671
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: I was like, where did you even get this? Do

672
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,880
you have a time machine? What the fuck in Saint

673
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,559
Louis Is?

674
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't have thought a big Chinese population in

675
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:15,839
Saint Louis.

676
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: I did live near the Chinatown of Saint Louis.

677
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,839
Speaker 2: That's probably where he got there.

678
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: We're no opium den though, thou three.

679
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,319
Speaker 3: Just because it's not on Guelp doesn't mean it's not.

680
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:33,319
Speaker 1: There fair enough. Yeah, Hans Christian Anderson is now like, oh,

681
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,400
me and Dickens are best friends. So for the next

682
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:43,640
nine years, Hans Christian Anderson sends him letters fan mail.

683
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,599
The letters were basically like.

684
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,559
Speaker 2: You're the best.

685
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,839
Speaker 1: Oh, you're so amazing. Will you read my books?

686
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,039
Speaker 2: Oh?

687
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:53,599
Speaker 1: I read your most recent serialized story in the London

688
00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:55,599
Times or whatever I had it sent to me. It

689
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,359
was amazing. You're such a brilliant writer.

690
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,079
Speaker 2: I love you.

691
00:31:58,519 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: And dick Busy leave them on rud no. But you

692
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:06,319
can tell, like at first Dickens is like, oh, thank

693
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:09,440
you so sweet, and eventually it just becomes like okay, yeah,

694
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,480
like he does right back. But it's the Victorian equivalent

695
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:14,839
of kaols yeah sweet.

696
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I do have a bunch of d ms

697
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:22,680
from fans. That's just mean, after meme after meme, I've.

698
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:25,119
Speaker 3: Had people heart everything and keep I.

699
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:26,519
Speaker 2: Don't even do it at this point. I used to,

700
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,160
but they they've sent it for like two or three

701
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,839
years straight, and I've just because I have to clear

702
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,440
the notification. It bothers me. If I have notifications, I

703
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,440
have to look at it every time, so I just scroll,

704
00:32:38,519 --> 00:32:39,880
and I mean.

705
00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:42,599
Speaker 1: Any video or meme without comment, I'm not replying to

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00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,039
without comment.

707
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,039
Speaker 2: No comment, just meme video reply.

708
00:32:46,519 --> 00:32:49,559
Speaker 3: If you wait long enough, the DM notifications go away

709
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,519
because I leave things.

710
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: Look at you, girl, it would still bother me.

711
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting slid into.

712
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,519
Speaker 3: Not often, but sometimes it's like there's like a few

713
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,720
reply guys that I'm just like, that's I don't really.

714
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:06,079
Speaker 2: I only have guys that like reply to your stuff

715
00:33:06,079 --> 00:33:09,759
a lot, yeah, and like as.

716
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: They only have replied ask a question. Women don't do

717
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:15,799
that ship. It's dudes.

718
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 3: It's too embarrassing, is it.

719
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:20,359
Speaker 1: Do you do you have shame that men don't possess?

720
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,359
Speaker 3: Probably, well, yeah, womanhood is shame.

721
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:28,599
Speaker 2: The woman doesn't lead the dance fair, she's along for

722
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,799
the ride.

723
00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:34,319
Speaker 1: Fucking fans like a good girl, fucking fan. This this

724
00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:36,480
episode is entitled fuck fans.

725
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: We're just gonna get rid of our entire audience.

726
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: And if you hate them, subscribe to the Patriot to

727
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,359
really tell.

728
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: Hans was that's what they want? They need us to

729
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,720
neg them.

730
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you little bit pay me that maybe I'll

731
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,279
reply to your dumb ship fuck you.

732
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: Honestly, that would be a good tier of like pay pig, Yeah,

733
00:33:57,759 --> 00:33:59,599
like a pay pig tear, like they just pay double

734
00:33:59,799 --> 00:34:02,160
and then they're like they get priority on your in

735
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,400
your inbox, Dan has to reply.

736
00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:07,519
Speaker 1: Actually, that is a thing on Instagram already, because you

737
00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:09,119
can subscribe to people's Instagram.

738
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's kind of a thing on our Patreon

739
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,159
because we have a discord, and I will respond to

740
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,199
you on the discord because.

741
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,679
Speaker 1: You do pay, you're in the discord, you're a patron describer.

742
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,679
Speaker 3: Dan's in the discord.

743
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,199
Speaker 1: I haven't been in a minute.

744
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get in there. I'll respond to people, but

745
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,599
definitely not Instagram and discord. I can't do both.

746
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:26,159
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

747
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:27,559
Speaker 2: It's a lot of talks better, it's a lot of

748
00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:29,559
talking to a lot of different people. And most of

749
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:32,039
the notifications I get, the memes that are sent to

750
00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:34,719
me aren't even for our show, None of them are.

751
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,840
They're like, pass this along to such and such. I'm like, no, no,

752
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,480
we'll not send it to them. Yeah, and if yeah,

753
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:41,800
I'm not your messenger boy.

754
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:47,159
Speaker 1: So in eighteen fifty six, nine years of letters later,

755
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:54,360
dickens Is finally just sends him like a fuck you letter.

756
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 3: Ooh what does it say?

757
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what it says, but it's essentially like

758
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:06,280
very If you understand social cues and the English language,

759
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:09,920
you would understand that it's the sort of flattery that

760
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:13,039
is obviously sarcastic and mean, you know what I mean.

761
00:35:13,159 --> 00:35:13,320
Like it?

762
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,119
Speaker 3: But he doesn't.

763
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: But Hans does not.

764
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 2: Think about the pressure as a writer though every letter

765
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:24,239
you send has to be kind of top notch, yes,

766
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,199
kind of, Although I like, I can't send a bad writer.

767
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: There's a great thirty rocks, there's a great thirty Rock

768
00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:33,800
joke where.

769
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: Some you know, some people comes more naturally, some people

770
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,679
kind of hammer it out a lot of editing and stuff.

771
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,679
But if you're just writing a letter to.

772
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,519
Speaker 1: Let it rip. There's a good thirty Rock joke where

773
00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:47,280
Liz was talking to Jack and she's like, He's like, like,

774
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,119
he's like, you need to send me a card for

775
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,800
whatever my daughter's birth I think it was, and and

776
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,320
he was like, and don't make it funny. And she's like,

777
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,639
but I'm a comedy writer, so I think people maybe

778
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,239
expect it. And he's like, they don't. They hate it?

779
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you didn't feel that kind of pressure though,

780
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,280
when you were giving your best man speech.

781
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: I gave a very normal best man speech.

782
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,639
Speaker 3: That's I don't like to be funny when in heartfelt

783
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,079
I gave.

784
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 1: I did, and I did the right amount of humor.

785
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,559
I feel like, in the right amount.

786
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,639
Speaker 2: I expected from the best man though, to have a

787
00:36:16,679 --> 00:36:17,320
bit of humor.

788
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: I did, and I did give a bit of humor.

789
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 3: I told you get one, you get one good at.

790
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: Two little funny stories, like not back to back either,

791
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,599
like one funny story then another funny like a tinier

792
00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:30,360
funny story. Later and it was just your complimentary The rest.

793
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: Of it paid coming build the tension.

794
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: Right, You felt no pressure released the ten Oh I

795
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,519
felt a lot of pressure because they knew that too.

796
00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:39,360
Everyone was like, oh, he does funny.

797
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 3: Did you work on it for a long time or

798
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,199
did you?

799
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,119
Speaker 1: I outlined it mostly that day me too. I had

800
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,519
like points in my head, but yeah, like I knew

801
00:36:47,599 --> 00:36:49,280
what I was going to say to some except before that,

802
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,719
but yeah, I did it that.

803
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: You should have just gave the best man speech like

804
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,199
your brother did.

805
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: For you, oh mean, and.

806
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,039
Speaker 3: With nothing and with nothing about how much he loves you.

807
00:36:58,159 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: Yea even honestly ever brought it around.

808
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know me was one thing, but like he

809
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:07,079
didn't even say anything nice about my wife on her wedding.

810
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 3: So like that's like Taylor's dad at Veronica and Taylor's wedding. Yeah,

811
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,760
Taylor's dad's speech was all about.

812
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: Well, I guess you're lesbian.

813
00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, all about all all the different ways that nobody

814
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,159
gave a fuck about Taylor or her wants or needs

815
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,000
as a child, and all the ways that he doesn't

816
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:24,960
understand her and didn't talk about Veronica once. It was

817
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,559
like Taylor hated wearing dresses, and Taylor hated this and

818
00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:29,599
she wanted to do this.

819
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,599
Speaker 1: Thought she grew out of the whole less boat thing.

820
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,199
But turns out here we are, I'm paying for this

821
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,360
whole thing. Yeah.

822
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 3: It was like, but we love you anyway, Taylor, even

823
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,599
though you won't wear a dress.

824
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but shouldn't Veronica's family pay for the wedding?

825
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,199
Speaker 3: They did?

826
00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:45,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, oh.

827
00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, I mean, obviously wedding between two women.

828
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I guess she's not the groom. The

829
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:51,800
groom doesn't pay for the groom.

830
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

831
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get go to the hustle.

832
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 2: And I mean Taylor, it was Taylor is a groom

833
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:57,039
for really.

834
00:37:57,079 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, they paid for the rehearsal dinner.

835
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: Obviously, it was a great wedding, and I actually like

836
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,840
her dad, but it was just great conversations with him.

837
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 3: It was just not it's not.

838
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: A real wedding unless a family member pisses you. So

839
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,800
for me, me and Courtney both had a family member

840
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,519
to do that. But that's as far as I'll go

841
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:24,719
into into that. For her sake, So Dickens sends this letter.

842
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,159
Speaker 2: Was it the girl that didn't show what the friend

843
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:28,920
that didn't.

844
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:33,639
Speaker 1: Show not friend a closer than that?

845
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,199
Speaker 2: Okay.

846
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, Hans gets this letter and Dickens is like, oh,

847
00:38:43,039 --> 00:38:48,159
you're so great and cool and I've loved these letters

848
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:52,000
you said are awesome. I've loved our last nine years

849
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,679
the correspondents. In fact, why don't you visit that's how

850
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,239
great your letters have been. Come on and stay with

851
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,639
me for a while. And Hans was like, oh, great,

852
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,039
I'll pack my I'm coming.

853
00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:07,679
Speaker 2: There's an invitation. Yep, thank you.

854
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,519
Speaker 1: So in March eighteen said.

855
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,599
Speaker 3: They need a sarcasm font. We always have. Yeah, it's

856
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:13,840
a continued problem.

857
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't think even the font would have helped here. No,

858
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,519
But so in eighteen fifty seven of March, Anderson's like, awesome,

859
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:22,639
I'm coming for two weeks in the summer. I'm gonna

860
00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:23,599
stay with you for two weeks.

861
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,039
Speaker 3: Oh, two weeks is a long time for a house guest.

862
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,119
Speaker 1: And Anderson wrote, but at least back then, I will

863
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:33,039
give credit to everything slower. Right, you can't expect someone.

864
00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 3: If it takes like a month to get there.

865
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,679
Speaker 1: He expects some one's only be there for three days. Yeah,

866
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:42,480
so he said a fortnight I think that's fairy. Anderson wrote, quote,

867
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,119
my visit is intended for you alone above all. Always

868
00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:48,960
leave me a small corner in your heart.

869
00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 2: That's all he wants, not rooming board, just a place

870
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,760
in his heart, a small corner. Why is he going

871
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,159
to be so cold and calculated?

872
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,679
Speaker 1: So he shows up in July eighteen fifty seven, he

873
00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:01,559
gets and this is already not a good time for

874
00:40:01,639 --> 00:40:05,679
Charles Dickens, by the way, not divorce U. He's considering

875
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,760
leaving his wife for the teenager he's having sex with.

876
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 2: Sure, that's not really hard on him.

877
00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: It's a little harder, not a dilemma. And then this

878
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:14,840
weird Dane comes over.

879
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, like his home life isn't great.

880
00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can maybe distract.

881
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,559
Speaker 3: So when you're fighting with your wife, is not the

882
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:22,519
time to invite.

883
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,199
Speaker 2: To distract your wife with this man.

884
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: And Dickens is single, Get your side down. He's not

885
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:32,039
there for her, He's only there for him. So Dickens

886
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:34,079
is also and he'll do him a solary, making I

887
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:37,320
think his acting debut, but definitely acting for the first

888
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,920
time for not that frequently of a time.

889
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 2: Like, hey man, you're really gonna do me a favor

890
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,440
if you take my wife out shopping right now. Would

891
00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:46,679
love that. If you did it, it will make your

892
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:47,480
wife want to leave you.

893
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, grandam to that, I mean granted that. But yeah,

894
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,440
Dickens or Anderson was there for Dickens. Uh so. And

895
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,360
by the way, so Dickens was forty four, the chicky

896
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,360
was banging was seventeen, and he was also acting I

897
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,920
think for the first time but certainly not a lot

898
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,320
of times before that if he had in a play,

899
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,519
and so that was fucking with them. And this chick

900
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:08,360
was actually an actress in the play. That's how they met.

901
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,119
And on top of that, Dickens was having I guess

902
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:17,440
artistic business trouble or whatever because his latest serial that

903
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,559
he was putting in the newspapers that would probably eventually

904
00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:23,800
be a book called Little Dorrit was getting horrific reviews,

905
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,559
so bad things all around, not a good time. And

906
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:30,360
then Anderson shows up. He's thinking about leaving his wife

907
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,159
for a teenager.

908
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 3: So did Anderson say I'm coming yeah, or he just

909
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,079
shot up Okay.

910
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:36,599
Speaker 2: He wrote the letter in March and was like I'll

911
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:38,880
be there.

912
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 3: This is why I have friends that do this when

913
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,559
like I'm like, stop feeding the strays. Like stop letting

914
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:48,159
these people think that you are their friend. And they're like, oh, well,

915
00:41:48,159 --> 00:41:50,559
they're so nice. I'm like, of course they're nice. They're

916
00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:52,920
fucking weird and they don't have any friends and that's

917
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,400
why they're latching on you. Yea, And ten years later

918
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,400
some of them are still around.

919
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: They're nice, But do you want to introduce them to

920
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,599
the people you know?

921
00:41:59,199 --> 00:42:02,079
Speaker 2: No, right, or like yeah, but that's the entire standard.

922
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 3: Or when you introduce people to them to people you know,

923
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,559
you have to like like hedge it and be like

924
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,079
this is my friend and like you know, she's the

925
00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:12,159
one I told you about, and like she's kind of weird,

926
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,519
like she's just kind of in love with me. I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah,

927
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,119
some dude at the stop feeding the strays.

928
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,079
Speaker 2: Some guy at the gym came up to me and

929
00:42:21,199 --> 00:42:23,920
he's trying to plan like us going out, get getting

930
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,880
drinks and stuff being boys. Wait really yeah, and I

931
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:29,760
feel bad. I'm just like I don't want to do it.

932
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: See you're you're the kind that you're the kind I

933
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,159
haven't done it yet, but he has your number, doesn't He?

934
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:38,559
Speaker 2: No contact follows the podcast now, so maybe i'll hear this,

935
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,480
but yikes, I don't know how to tell him, like, hey, man, like,

936
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:44,440
I don't know, I don't really have an interest like

937
00:42:44,679 --> 00:42:46,800
in being your friend outside of the gym.

938
00:42:47,039 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: Oh, he's a gym friend.

939
00:42:48,079 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 2: He's a gym friend. Yeah, I have a lot of

940
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,159
gym friends. Okay, I don't really want to hang out

941
00:42:52,199 --> 00:42:54,880
with them outside of the gym. Yeah, it's like a

942
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,480
work friend exactly where he's like, like, seeing you outside

943
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,840
of this elm is weird.

944
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: Like, hey, we can do work happy hours. Yeah, and

945
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:06,400
obviously we're boys here, Dude, I got a life that you.

946
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of stuff to do. This isn't Yeah.

947
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, my best friend at the gym is fifty years old.

948
00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:15,800
He has a four kids, a wife. Wait is this

949
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,400
the guy a different different person?

950
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,519
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, it's actual best friend.

951
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,039
Speaker 2: Guys, John would never do this to me. He knows,

952
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,480
he knows his place. We text, Well, we'll talk to

953
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:26,239
He has four kids.

954
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 3: He's got shit going on too.

955
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to go out with you.

956
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 2: No, But I mean this kid's probably like.

957
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,639
Speaker 1: Allright, God help you if he gets divorced.

958
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 3: But yeah, divorce is hard on everyone ever, on the

959
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,599
whole community.

960
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

961
00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: To be fair, though, I think he is new to town,

962
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,199
so he's just trying. I think he's just trying to

963
00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,960
make friends. That's rough. I know, you're like, hey, you're.

964
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: A group hang.

965
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,639
Speaker 1: You're barking up the wrong.

966
00:43:48,599 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 3: One on one hang is aggressive.

967
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,039
Speaker 2: You know what, though I've been right, Maybe I'll invite

968
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:55,320
him for like when I go out with like four

969
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:55,719
or five.

970
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never had new to town problems here. I

971
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,760
feel like because he came into a work an office

972
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,400
that was like.

973
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,639
Speaker 2: Because our office we used to go out like twenty deep.

974
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: I had new to town problems when I moved here

975
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,960
because when I moved here, the TFM office was five people.

976
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:16,480
One was married, one was Ross Bowlan who kind of

977
00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:18,880
like had his own thing going on and everything like that.

978
00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:22,400
Oh no, I'm sorry. Two were married and then the

979
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,119
other two like Ross has just had his own friends, right.

980
00:44:26,199 --> 00:44:28,679
Speaker 2: And then I lived with like Jared and Booby.

981
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: I know, like I didn't have anyone to go out

982
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,000
with for months. So sometimes when people were like, dude,

983
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,519
why'd you hang out with college, they'd be like, oh

984
00:44:36,519 --> 00:44:37,440
what people had to hang out with?

985
00:44:37,639 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's all I got fat going out because

986
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,800
I went out like six nights a.

987
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,199
Speaker 1: Week drinking beer. Yeah, just don't drink beer. I know,

988
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:47,800
fucking tequila water. I know I was, I was a

989
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,000
wild boy, yeah and that, but that was also pre

990
00:44:50,039 --> 00:44:50,639
selter Era.

991
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 3: Can you imagine pre Seltzer such a far off time,

992
00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:57,440
I feel like pre iPhone? Yeah, pre Uber.

993
00:44:57,639 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how different college would have been with Seltzer?

994
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:01,119
Speaker 3: Yeah?

995
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:04,039
Speaker 2: Oh Uber had just come out, and like, but I

996
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:04,599
moved here.

997
00:45:04,679 --> 00:45:07,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I moved to Austin, Uber had knock about it.

998
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was in Austin, but then it also went

999
00:45:09,639 --> 00:45:11,440
away and it went away. Yeah, and then we had

1000
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,719
like ride Austin for two years.

1001
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,639
Speaker 1: Never forget yelling at the entire TFM office for bitching

1002
00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,760
about Uber going away and me being like, how many

1003
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,000
you fucking voted? And no one raised their hands because

1004
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:22,599
I had I.

1005
00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 2: Would never rob. Yeah, I'm trying to stay off the grid,

1006
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,519
trying to avoid Jerry Doddy.

1007
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: You literally work online, but uh it's really to avoid

1008
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:37,079
Jerry Doddy. Okay, fair enough. So Hans shows up and

1009
00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:40,639
as soon as he does, shit gets weird. Like I said,

1010
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:42,480
he was not good at picking up on social cues

1011
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,519
or any kind of formal demeanor at all. And also,

1012
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,760
for whatever reason, I don't know if this is like

1013
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,679
autism or social disorder or whatever, he kind of always

1014
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,800
demanded that he be the center of attention.

1015
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 3: I hate that.

1016
00:45:56,639 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 1: Like he was always like, why aren't you paying attention

1017
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,039
to me? I'm the guest. We don't do that. Why

1018
00:46:01,039 --> 00:46:02,159
aren't you paying attention.

1019
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,079
Speaker 3: To even have an even as a guest. I'm like

1020
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:07,639
sometimes I'm like, I just need a morning to myself. Yeah,

1021
00:46:07,679 --> 00:46:10,119
Like I just want to be not perceived even though

1022
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:10,800
I'm in your home.

1023
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in my room for four hours.

1024
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I just want to read my book and

1025
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,000
drink coffee and like not talk to this type of guests.

1026
00:46:16,119 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. Like if my like sister visits

1027
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,440
or something and she's like, I'm just gonna be in

1028
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,960
the room reading or I'm gonna go to a coffee

1029
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,320
shop for a little while out myself.

1030
00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:27,599
Speaker 3: That's a good guest, is like make yourself scarce.

1031
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,559
Speaker 1: Especially when they like if you especially if you do

1032
00:46:29,639 --> 00:46:31,519
it like for me when the kids are napping, because

1033
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:33,519
it's nice to have an extra hand set of hands.

1034
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:36,039
So like you go when the kids are down and

1035
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:37,199
we're all good. Yeah, love it.

1036
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,079
Speaker 2: You know what if it is somebody like your brother though,

1037
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,400
uh he does that right, Like he's keeping to himself,

1038
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,880
he's doing his own thing, but then he like brings

1039
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,079
back some lady. Other than that, I.

1040
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: Mean with children in the house, I think that's bad.

1041
00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:52,679
But I feel like if you don't, if it's just

1042
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,599
like a house of adults, Yeah.

1043
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 2: Just do you always minding his own business, doing his

1044
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,320
own thing.

1045
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,639
Speaker 1: You're not minding your own business if you're shoving your

1046
00:46:58,679 --> 00:47:01,079
dick in a random chicks put see eight feet away

1047
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:02,159
from when my kid sleeps.

1048
00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:06,159
Speaker 3: But I didn't exist, kids didn't exist.

1049
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: Then that's whatever. I guess I'll just live with that.

1050
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:09,800
But like, yeah, I'm saying it.

1051
00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like I wouldn't be mad if

1052
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,920
somebody was in my guest.

1053
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 2: You know what's that?

1054
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:19,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be roping like you're at a fucking rodeo.

1055
00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:21,320
Who's that near my kids?

1056
00:47:22,159 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially because she can be here in the morning

1057
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,880
and shit like that she stays by the way, those

1058
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,719
children will.

1059
00:47:27,599 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: Be awake before the dirty horror is Oh so dirty

1060
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,760
horror has to walk through and like at least be

1061
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,559
seen by the children. Now right now, they're not making memories,

1062
00:47:37,559 --> 00:47:40,960
So any question they ask you can literally just say, like, you.

1063
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 2: Don't know if they're making memories yet.

1064
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,679
Speaker 1: Rory might be Finns certainly not.

1065
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 2: Kids are different just because you were a blank slate.

1066
00:47:50,559 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: I think my first memory is two or three.

1067
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 3: It was like four.

1068
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: I have a three year old memory for a three

1069
00:47:55,519 --> 00:47:56,840
year old's memory, for sure.

1070
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: I've always been on grind mentality ever since I came

1071
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:01,079
out of.

1072
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:02,519
Speaker 3: The womb and said, you don't remember much.

1073
00:48:03,199 --> 00:48:04,119
Speaker 2: I remember everything.

1074
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: Why haven't you put it to use? Why you're just

1075
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840
like so smart that you don't there's no point to

1076
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,239
Did I.

1077
00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: Have already told you I'm on the five D? You don't.

1078
00:48:17,159 --> 00:48:18,480
You haven't reached my level of conscience.

1079
00:48:18,519 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you took a lot of rooms at a ren fairs.

1080
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: Oh you're dead? Like how much like a heroic dose?

1081
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,159
Speaker 2: I did a hero's dose? Yeah?

1082
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:25,559
Speaker 3: Nice?

1083
00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: Uh?

1084
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,159
Speaker 2: And I followed are one of our guests on the show,

1085
00:48:29,199 --> 00:48:32,000
Scott Lopez, who was dressed as a wizard. Yeah that

1086
00:48:32,119 --> 00:48:33,760
was fun. That's fun for me.

1087
00:48:34,519 --> 00:48:38,199
Speaker 3: Did you like were things moving? I love when things moved?

1088
00:48:38,199 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: The best one? So is you know out in the wilderness?

1089
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, like trees, trees vibrate, super clear sky.

1090
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 2: The stars were illuminating like through my soul.

1091
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,639
Speaker 3: I want to do that.

1092
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,679
Speaker 2: It's fantastic. It was beautiful outside. And then I came

1093
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,239
down and the crowd at the ren fair is not

1094
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:56,880
what you want.

1095
00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 3: A lot of ugos and fatties.

1096
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, so wet. He kind of hits you. It does

1097
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,079
kind of ruined the experience. But you for a good

1098
00:49:04,119 --> 00:49:05,440
four hours. I was just bad.

1099
00:49:05,519 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: And it would be really funny if you just like

1100
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,960
found someone you thought was beautiful and then the mushrooms

1101
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,360
go away.

1102
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 3: She's a control Yeah.

1103
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: Actually, his experience sounded very accurate to that time period

1104
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,800
in a lot of ways. Smell looks like you were.

1105
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,280
You might have gone back in time.

1106
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 2: Oh I smell bad, but the people too, right.

1107
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 3: You had like some sort of you had like furry

1108
00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:32,039
some something on your.

1109
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean I was dressed as a bike

1110
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,159
and I had some legging for on me. I was

1111
00:49:36,199 --> 00:49:39,639
with Shay and she was like, you smell like Donkey

1112
00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:43,800
dick that's nice. Smell bad, So what.

1113
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,519
Speaker 1: It Hans do? Hans immediately gets to Charles Dickens's place

1114
00:49:47,519 --> 00:49:48,920
and complains about how cold it is.

1115
00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 3: We're a jacket.

1116
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, July and the first morning after Hans arrived. So

1117
00:49:57,079 --> 00:50:03,360
the next morning after Hans arrived, Charles Dickens comes downstairs

1118
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:13,760
and he finds his son with Hans, and his son

1119
00:50:15,559 --> 00:50:16,719
is shaving Hans.

1120
00:50:19,039 --> 00:50:20,639
Speaker 2: Yes, how old is the sun?

1121
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,159
Speaker 1: Not that old?

1122
00:50:22,559 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 3: But hunh shaving his head.

1123
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, shaving his face.

1124
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,079
Speaker 2: It's just face kind of like it was straight.

1125
00:50:27,199 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 1: And Charles Dickens is like.

1126
00:50:28,679 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 2: He just giving like a seven year old a straight land.

1127
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, yeah, yes, seven year old was

1128
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,320
shaving Hans.

1129
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

1130
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Charles Dickens is like, what the fuck?

1131
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,639
Speaker 3: Day one is? Day two is pretty harsh like day

1132
00:50:41,679 --> 00:50:44,400
one really like day twelve. Maybe you have a good

1133
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,320
enough relationship.

1134
00:50:46,159 --> 00:50:48,079
Speaker 2: So he's like, I don't put it past them though,

1135
00:50:48,199 --> 00:50:50,559
Like three year olds were working in the mines, all right, they're.

1136
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 3: Working to they want to use their hands.

1137
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: They were working in factories.

1138
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,079
Speaker 3: They want shaving, sweeping, children want to labor.

1139
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 2: I guarantee he already knew how to shave someone.

1140
00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:01,559
Speaker 1: Maybe he did because he was doing it. I guess

1141
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:05,440
an okay, John Dickens was like what the fuck? And

1142
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:09,559
Hans Christiansen is like, well, in Denmark, it's tradition for

1143
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,639
when you have a house guest, for the the eldest

1144
00:51:12,679 --> 00:51:15,480
boy to shave the house guest every morning. And Charles

1145
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,599
Dickens was like, I'm not in fucking Denmark, Oh my god.

1146
00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:20,519
And so he was like so for the rest of

1147
00:51:20,559 --> 00:51:22,639
the time that Hans stayed there, Dickens has just had

1148
00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:26,079
a standing bill, a standing tab at the nearest barber

1149
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:30,480
to have Hans shaved every morning. And he's my son

1150
00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:32,239
is not shaving, he's.

1151
00:51:32,119 --> 00:51:34,159
Speaker 3: Paying for it. Like, go get yourself shaved.

1152
00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:36,639
Speaker 1: My son is not. You're a famous author too, or

1153
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,679
shave yourself. He's like, my son's not fucking shaving you.

1154
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,039
Every morning. I will set an appointment at the barber

1155
00:51:42,039 --> 00:51:42,599
down the street.

1156
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 2: What do you do?

1157
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: You don't have a seven year old boy around, like

1158
00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:45,960
do you?

1159
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,159
Speaker 2: Does?

1160
00:51:46,199 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 3: He go somewhere every day.

1161
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,519
Speaker 1: Which just like when you stay there. So Hans was

1162
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:51,639
just like, oh, when I wake up tomorrow, the boy

1163
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,239
was shaved me.

1164
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 2: This is how it goes. I'm gonna do that with

1165
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,840
your child. I'm gonna break him like a Ramsey broke reek.

1166
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: You know, my god, I am a very excited for

1167
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:03,760
my child to accidentally to have a spirit broken. Yeah,

1168
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,239
no to accidentally sleep.

1169
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna mentally torment your child to the point that

1170
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,599
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one night during dinner shortly after this, uh, Charles Dickens.

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Speaker 3: That I hate it. Oh I would have kicked him out.

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another chance, not not only did Charles not.

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weeks longer than.

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Speaker 3: The two weeks is enough, five weeks.

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Speaker 1: Five weeks total he stayed with them.

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conversion they're in the metric system. Days are different. Sure,

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that's usually how it goes in Denmark.

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at the time. It's how he met his teen lover.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he was fine.

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what do you want to get paid? And he was

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like se my Hike's.

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she's like, I bet you would love it if I

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Speaker 1: I would pay to go to that.

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didn't stand up for a while, like you have a boner,

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don't you? You fucking pa.

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movie and be like, you'll be my dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me reiterate, you'll be my dog.

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Speaker 1: And he doesn't drop it in Jango he goes Hi black.

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who Scorsese what.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 2: Don't make yourself the start. You're the fucking writer. Yeah,

1401
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,039
it's your movie director. Don't make yourself.

1402
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 1: Hard, hire move, do everything, do everything.

1403
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know we've seen exec board.

1404
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,559
Speaker 1: I was not the leading exec board. But you know what, I.

1405
01:03:45,519 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 2: Weren't the leading exec board.

1406
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: No, it's an ensemble.

1407
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:51,639
Speaker 2: That's not true.

1408
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: It was definitely true.

1409
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: You were the guy, You're the president.

1410
01:03:54,639 --> 01:03:58,679
Speaker 1: The two best episodes actually the two best episodes. I'm

1411
01:03:58,719 --> 01:04:01,679
in the least and I wrote it that way coincidence.

1412
01:04:03,199 --> 01:04:05,519
I'm not. I'm like rarely the lead in those episodes.

1413
01:04:05,559 --> 01:04:06,840
Go back and watch them, bost watch.

1414
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 3: I think Dan's just mad at you today, Dan just

1415
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,440
servant heat.

1416
01:04:10,519 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: What's funny is is that the episode that did the

1417
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,880
best on TikTok is me with the lead. That's the

1418
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,039
one that got a million views.

1419
01:04:16,159 --> 01:04:17,119
Speaker 3: The teens love it.

1420
01:04:17,199 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 1: So my dick jen z icon right here anyway, Like

1421
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,880
I said, Charles Dickens, He's in a play, right and

1422
01:04:24,199 --> 01:04:27,119
Dickens is the leading role. And Queen Victoria is in

1423
01:04:27,159 --> 01:04:32,159
the audience at this premiere in two seats, and Hans

1424
01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:35,159
Christian Anderson is so proud of his friend at this premiere,

1425
01:04:35,679 --> 01:04:43,760
this huge London premiere, that he loudly, attention catchingly bursts

1426
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,880
into tears at the performance during the I guess during

1427
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:52,840
the bows. It was just like, oh.

1428
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 3: God, Joe, I don't think I've even cried to my

1429
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,440
friend's weddings. You're right, that's so fucking me.

1430
01:04:58,599 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate horrific.

1431
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 2: He was also, when's the last time you cried me? Yeah?

1432
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:08,119
Speaker 3: Today? Whatever my mom told me, I can't bring my

1433
01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:10,039
dog for taste getting and I got pretty pissed.

1434
01:05:10,079 --> 01:05:13,679
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's I mean, that's understandable. Yeah, my dog

1435
01:05:13,719 --> 01:05:15,480
has ulcers in his eyes now, and I tear it.

1436
01:05:15,519 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: Up and he didn't.

1437
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:18,719
Speaker 2: They're gonna burst.

1438
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,199
Speaker 1: He didn't tear up.

1439
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 2: He's gonna have to get his eyes removed at something,

1440
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,719
both of them, one for sure, the second one is

1441
01:05:27,719 --> 01:05:31,800
starting to sorry drops. I gotta I gotta fill it

1442
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,760
with eye drops three times a day. He hates it.

1443
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta just pin him down. And yeah, it's

1444
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:42,400
dog medicine. So apparently Anderson, like I said, he also

1445
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,199
liked to be the center of attention. Right, Yeah, let's

1446
01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:46,599
move on from your dog. Uh, don't.

1447
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 3: Sorry about Chase though.

1448
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 2: When's the last time you cried the birth of your children? No,

1449
01:05:54,679 --> 01:05:57,440
at your wedding. No, you didn't cry your wedding. No,

1450
01:05:57,679 --> 01:05:59,599
shouldn't you cry when you see your wife walked down

1451
01:05:59,639 --> 01:05:59,920
the aisle?

1452
01:06:01,159 --> 01:06:01,239
Speaker 1: No?

1453
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 3: It was kind of cold that day, wasn't that.

1454
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: Little Chili? Little Chili wasn't bad.

1455
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 2: It was New Orleans. It was like beautiful.

1456
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 3: It was cold, it was breezing, it was gusty, it.

1457
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: Was a little it was a little cooler than I might.

1458
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 3: Have been crying just because of the wind.

1459
01:06:13,559 --> 01:06:16,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I truly don't know. You weren't

1460
01:06:17,199 --> 01:06:20,039
just tearing up from the beauty of your wife. Na.

1461
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:25,360
I'd hit that already, like this is gonna be the

1462
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,280
rest of my life. Yeah, I'm gonna build a life

1463
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:27,719
with this woman.

1464
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,039
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thank god, Oh, thank god.

1465
01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 3: Out of the race.

1466
01:06:31,159 --> 01:06:31,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1467
01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 3: So he's crying at the play.

1468
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: He's crying the play. He also is super like I said,

1469
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,599
he also always wants to be the center of attention,

1470
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,840
so he's super hyped to find out that Queen Victoria

1471
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,559
and Prince Albert, who's also there, were aware of his presence.

1472
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,280
He made I guess he probably made sure. He's like,

1473
01:06:44,519 --> 01:06:46,320
tell oh, the Queen is here, to tell her that

1474
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,239
the author of those fairy tales is here. And I

1475
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:51,199
think someone told her and she was like hmm.

1476
01:06:51,599 --> 01:06:53,599
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, famously they don't care.

1477
01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 2: So did he have a weird dick? Is that why

1478
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,000
it's called the Prince Albert? Yeah?

1479
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:57,559
Speaker 3: I gotta know.

1480
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:58,159
Speaker 1: Probably.

1481
01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's still though, he's looking that up right now?

1482
01:07:02,079 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: Was hell? Yah. Anderson still ended up getting very upset

1483
01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:07,719
at the plays, like after party, like after the play

1484
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,440
was over, because people weren't excited enough that he was there,

1485
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,639
and he got very angry about it, got very just

1486
01:07:13,679 --> 01:07:17,119
like dramatic about it that people weren't happy to know

1487
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:19,679
that the author of The Little Mermaid was walking around.

1488
01:07:20,719 --> 01:07:24,320
People should know me, including Queen Victoria. He thought he'd

1489
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,239
get a better response.

1490
01:07:26,199 --> 01:07:29,079
Speaker 2: Also, all time podcast softcore history ever.

1491
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,519
Speaker 1: Hear of it? Yeah, no big deal. Also, while he

1492
01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:33,280
was staying, he his family.

1493
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 2: Host producer No love for Me, No love for Danny

1494
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:42,440
Boy sucks, dude, donn't tell you. Former writer for Rah

1495
01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:46,440
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1496
01:07:46,519 --> 01:07:47,719
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1497
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 3: Wait. Prince Albert, it's rumored that he had the piercing

1498
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,280
and it used to be called the Victorian Haberdashers called

1499
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,000
it the dressing ring, and they used it to secure

1500
01:07:58,039 --> 01:08:00,639
the penis to the leg and it was popular because

1501
01:08:00,679 --> 01:08:03,199
men wore tight trousers and the piercing helped make the

1502
01:08:03,239 --> 01:08:06,679
penis less visible. The legend has it that also Prince

1503
01:08:06,679 --> 01:08:09,280
Albert used the piercing to pull back the foreskin to

1504
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,000
keep his penis smelling fresh. So it's not to offend

1505
01:08:12,039 --> 01:08:15,039
the queen, so it's more of a hygiene thing.

1506
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: That is, by the way, when people are like, oh,

1507
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,479
it's so weird, Americans get circumcised. Whatever dicks get dirty inside,

1508
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,159
dicks do get dirty. Stuff gets in there, stuff gets

1509
01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:26,680
in there.

1510
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 2: I think it's a baby's choice.

1511
01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:29,520
Speaker 1: Now.

1512
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,359
Speaker 3: I don't think you should circumcise. I think everyone should

1513
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:35,239
be uncircumcised. And if you want to be circumcised, you

1514
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:39,399
can do it a real full surgery when you're older.

1515
01:08:39,399 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: Though. It's like chicken pox. It's not a big deal

1516
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,520
when you're a baby.

1517
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:46,279
Speaker 2: Right, That's why I'm saying, you leave like two cookies

1518
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:47,199
for the baby.

1519
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 1: This one is crawl too.

1520
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,560
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously he probably can't crawl, but he can

1521
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:51,279
just point to it.

1522
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,359
Speaker 3: They can't point either.

1523
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,199
Speaker 1: They don't know what's going on.

1524
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:55,239
Speaker 3: Their eyes aren't even.

1525
01:08:55,239 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 2: They can look at something first.

1526
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 3: They don't even They can't look.

1527
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:02,640
Speaker 2: Babies are useless. Yes, yes, cut their dicks off, not off,

1528
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,159
just their the foreskin.

1529
01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:04,359
Speaker 1: Yes.

1530
01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 3: I would never circumcise because I want I want my

1531
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,800
son to be able to study abroad and blend in.

1532
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,279
Speaker 2: No, you want to be a trailblazer.

1533
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 1: You a crave that American dick?

1534
01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:18,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little Texas twang with a circumcised pe.

1535
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 3: I think it's I don't know, I think it's better uncircumcised.

1536
01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:23,680
Speaker 2: No, that's your personal preference.

1537
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,640
Speaker 1: I would explain your current boyfriend all the lint linch

1538
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,479
sometimes gets.

1539
01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 3: Strapped in there.

1540
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, good luck enjoy that.

1541
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:31,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to like.

1542
01:09:33,199 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 2: You spit it out. You have a little hair ball, well, like.

1543
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,560
Speaker 3: You can't spit it out, you have to like come

1544
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,640
up and it's kind of you know, like a like

1545
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:42,079
a buzzkill because you're like your cat.

1546
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:47,680
Speaker 1: Just you're what a case for uncircumcisions fair enough? That is,

1547
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,279
by the way, like because when my kids.

1548
01:09:49,159 --> 01:09:51,319
Speaker 2: I've never had to worry about that with my penis.

1549
01:09:51,079 --> 01:09:54,199
Speaker 1: Ever, never gotten lint in my penis, not once.

1550
01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:59,640
Speaker 3: Well, you also lost one hundred thousand feeling sensors, pleasure sensors.

1551
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,199
So think about how good your orgasms could be.

1552
01:10:03,239 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 2: It feels really good now, Yeah, I don't want to imagine.

1553
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,279
Speaker 3: What would it be like feeling ten times better.

1554
01:10:08,319 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: I hear that night i'd have a problem, and I

1555
01:10:10,119 --> 01:10:10,760
just don't buy it.

1556
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:11,560
Speaker 2: I'd have a problem.

1557
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,079
Speaker 1: Sounds like Americans go longer.

1558
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, I'm lasting fifteen seconds if I have

1559
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:22,279
a hundred thousand pleasure not gonna.

1560
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,239
Speaker 3: Go pleasurable for anybody but you.

1561
01:10:24,399 --> 01:10:27,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have that many. I'm crushing it now, but

1562
01:10:27,199 --> 01:10:28,159
no one else is good.

1563
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:32,319
Speaker 2: So also, key right, you gotta chaf your dick to

1564
01:10:32,319 --> 01:10:33,920
the point where you can't feel anything so you can

1565
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:34,520
last forever.

1566
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 1: You gotta uh yeah, what do you call it? Not

1567
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,680
last right, calcify you.

1568
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 2: To calcify your dick so like no puzzy could ever

1569
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:45,520
get you off. So all straight as hell.

1570
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 1: Also, Hans Christian Anderson, by the way, uh learned that

1571
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,560
one of his writing I guess books or essays or something,

1572
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,000
I don't know, uh, didn't get a good review while

1573
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,119
he was staying with Dickens, so he ran out onto

1574
01:10:57,159 --> 01:11:00,479
their front lawn and started weeping uncontrollably and loudly for hours.

1575
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:04,079
Speaker 3: He's so dramatic, he's so he's like the worst theater kid.

1576
01:11:05,039 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I have a funny story about that too,

1577
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:10,439
we'll get to. Also, as a country boy, Anderson was

1578
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:14,520
suspicious of the London crowd and was terrified he'd be

1579
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:19,680
pickpocketed in the city. Dickens noted that one time Anderson

1580
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:23,520
got in a cab and the cab took a root

1581
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,479
he didn't expect to get to where they were going.

1582
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,640
Anderson immediately thought he was going to be robbed and

1583
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,359
murdered and started having a panic attack.

1584
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 3: Jesus, he's so annoying.

1585
01:11:34,399 --> 01:11:37,520
Speaker 1: This guy's kind of rad He would also just constantly,

1586
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:41,520
for whatever reason, back to the autism craft.

1587
01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:44,159
Speaker 3: Like what kinds of crafts is he making things that

1588
01:11:44,159 --> 01:11:44,720
are useful?

1589
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:47,279
Speaker 1: He would cut paper into all sorts of patterns. So imagine,

1590
01:11:47,279 --> 01:11:49,840
just like your house guests is just making paper snowflake.

1591
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:51,560
What do you calls?

1592
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,039
Speaker 3: He sounds like buddy the elf he did?

1593
01:11:54,079 --> 01:11:58,560
Speaker 2: Buddy he buddy, You come home and homie just made

1594
01:11:58,600 --> 01:11:59,720
a bunch of paper cranes.

1595
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 3: That's that's not that's folding, not cutting.

1596
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 2: Regardless, somebody made a bunch of paper cranes for you.

1597
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. If my house is filled with litter, I'm not happy.

1598
01:12:09,119 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 3: Literally like yeah, like that's the thing. Crafting is not

1599
01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:14,199
a clean endeavor now, And think does.

1600
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,119
Speaker 1: This sound like a man that cleans up after himself.

1601
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 3: No, he can't even shave himself. Why would he know

1602
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:19,680
where the can?

1603
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,199
Speaker 1: Not traditional? For in Denmark for the house guests to

1604
01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:25,279
clean up after his crafts, it's traditional for the host

1605
01:12:25,359 --> 01:12:28,680
to clean up after the house guests crafting clips.

1606
01:12:28,359 --> 01:12:30,520
Speaker 3: Of paper go everywhere, glues.

1607
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,159
Speaker 1: You're gonna be finding pieces of paper for years. It's

1608
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:33,800
like dogg hairs.

1609
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,279
Speaker 3: And you know that those floors have just like you know,

1610
01:12:36,399 --> 01:12:39,600
like that's uneven Woodah, there's little piece of little bits

1611
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:40,920
get stuck into this.

1612
01:12:41,079 --> 01:12:43,239
Speaker 1: Literally, no such thing as a vacuum crop.

1613
01:12:43,319 --> 01:12:45,319
Speaker 2: I come over to your house and I cook a meal,

1614
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:46,960
you're expecting me to clean it too.

1615
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,640
Speaker 1: Why would you come over and cook you like you're

1616
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:51,920
certainly not invited to do that.

1617
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 2: And I would expecraid that I'd make too good of

1618
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:56,600
a meal for you.

1619
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 1: No, I would also I gotta say.

1620
01:12:59,319 --> 01:13:01,720
Speaker 3: Boiled chicken and broccoli and rice would No, dude, I'm

1621
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:02,239
a great cook.

1622
01:13:02,279 --> 01:13:04,039
Speaker 2: I would just stunt all over your wife. That's what

1623
01:13:04,079 --> 01:13:04,439
it is.

1624
01:13:05,039 --> 01:13:08,680
Speaker 1: I would expect you to keep things like decent. Like

1625
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,479
you clean. You don't have to like fully clean clean,

1626
01:13:11,239 --> 01:13:12,439
clean as you go, clean as you go.

1627
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,399
Speaker 2: I cook, you clean. Then the rule, yes see, that's.

1628
01:13:15,319 --> 01:13:17,159
Speaker 1: What I'm afraid of is you're like deep frying things

1629
01:13:17,199 --> 01:13:19,840
and there's flour everywhere, and no matter like what happens,

1630
01:13:20,199 --> 01:13:22,720
like I have to clean up the nightmare mess that

1631
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:23,399
you made, and you're.

1632
01:13:23,319 --> 01:13:26,319
Speaker 2: Just like you gotta crack a few eggs.

1633
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:29,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just eggshells on the floor and ship. Yeah

1634
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,560
it looks like a kitchen, like it looks like a

1635
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,640
fucking restaurant. Kill.

1636
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I will be frying things like chicken palm.

1637
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:38,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't. Don't cook at other people's houses.

1638
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,359
Speaker 2: I have to write you over for a nice meal.

1639
01:13:42,399 --> 01:13:43,960
You're not going to clean my house if I cook for.

1640
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,520
Speaker 3: You, how would we clean your whole house?

1641
01:13:47,239 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 2: Seems courteous? I don't know. It seems like the right

1642
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:50,000
thing to do.

1643
01:13:50,079 --> 01:13:53,239
Speaker 3: From the Hans Christian Anderson school of guesting.

1644
01:13:54,000 --> 01:14:03,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh so. Finally, after five weeks of daily insane behavior,

1645
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,800
Anderson leaves. He sensed he was no longer welcome.

1646
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,039
Speaker 3: Actually, oh, he sensed it.

1647
01:14:08,119 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 2: He had seen that bad. It could have been worse.

1648
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 1: No, it's it's as bad as every bit, as bad

1649
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:13,439
as it sounds.

1650
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 3: Horrible.

1651
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,279
Speaker 1: Every single day is like what I.

1652
01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:18,159
Speaker 3: Wouldn't have lid. I would have kicked him out. Also,

1653
01:14:18,239 --> 01:14:19,640
I think I would have been tried as a witch.

1654
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,000
Like I don't think I would have been able to

1655
01:14:21,079 --> 01:14:23,520
hold down a husband at this time. I would have

1656
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,920
been I'm too mouthy, but I just wouldn't have tolerated it.

1657
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,720
But get this fucking guy out, get out.

1658
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:31,560
Speaker 1: Well, see, the problem is is that Dickens's wife had

1659
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,960
to pick her battles because she was trying to hold

1660
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,960
onto him because he's banging a seventeen year old. Yeah,

1661
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,920
I guess so Anderson since he was no longer welcome. Finally,

1662
01:14:41,279 --> 01:14:43,920
he sent an apology note that said, kindly forget the

1663
01:14:44,039 --> 01:14:47,520
unfavorable aspect which our life together may have shown you

1664
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:47,760
of me.

1665
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,319
Speaker 3: Oh you mean all aspects? I mean everything ever he

1666
01:14:50,399 --> 01:14:53,079
did single fuck did favor I forget everything I did.

1667
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,119
Speaker 1: Dickens himself went into the room that Hans slept in

1668
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,720
and wrote on the mirror Hans Anderson slept in this

1669
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,279
room for five weeks, which seemed to the family ages.

1670
01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:07,119
Speaker 3: He rough that on the mirror. Yep, he had big feelings.

1671
01:15:07,199 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he on the mirror. He didn't run see

1672
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,479
one of those like motivational mirror guys.

1673
01:15:13,079 --> 01:15:14,119
Speaker 3: He put lipstick on him.

1674
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: He wrote a lot of other stuff about Anderson, though

1675
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,159
not on the mirror. He he Dickens basically called Anderson

1676
01:15:19,239 --> 01:15:21,680
vocally illiterate. He was like, he can't pronounce the name

1677
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:26,119
of his own book in Italian. His translator thinks that

1678
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:28,560
he can't even speak Danish. Like his translator was like,

1679
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,760
I don't understand what he's saying in fucking Danish. Uh

1680
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,079
he spoke, he said, he spoke French like Peter the

1681
01:15:34,119 --> 01:15:37,000
Wild Boy, and spoke English like those at the Deaf

1682
01:15:37,039 --> 01:15:40,039
and Dumb school. Like just fucking hated this guy.

1683
01:15:40,279 --> 01:15:42,319
Speaker 3: Although he speaks three four languages, so.

1684
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:45,560
Speaker 1: I apparently he speaks none. He just knows some words

1685
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,279
in each is according to Dickens.

1686
01:15:47,359 --> 01:15:51,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there is a silver lining. Guys, this man,

1687
01:15:52,399 --> 01:15:57,720
for all of his tom foolery, actually brought Charles Dickens

1688
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,640
and his wife closer together and they got back.

1689
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,720
Speaker 1: Oh did they Nope, the exact opposite. And we'll get

1690
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:03,000
to that.

1691
01:16:03,199 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 3: Actually, both trials and tribulations do bring people together.

1692
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:07,319
Speaker 1: And this did not have that.

1693
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 2: Going through like tragedy together. Yeah, that unites.

1694
01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 1: This did not happen.

1695
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 2: I mean think about nine to eleven. Yeah, we were

1696
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:18,960
never a more We weren't a better country than nine twelve, nine.

1697
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:22,159
Speaker 3: To twelve, two thousand and one, never better. It's been downhill.

1698
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 2: Since truly, like everyone was hard down.

1699
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 3: We had Toby Keith writing anthems, just the one anthem,

1700
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,560
but fucking We'll put a boot in your rest.

1701
01:16:32,079 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 2: It was enough of it, a dude, And we did.

1702
01:16:36,079 --> 01:16:37,479
Speaker 3: We did eventually.

1703
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't lose.

1704
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:43,439
Speaker 2: We didn't lose on the battlefield, h anutrition, dude of time.

1705
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,079
Speaker 1: It was just people just got bored. We literally lost

1706
01:16:46,119 --> 01:16:48,560
two wars because we got bored. We got bored. So

1707
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:52,600
both men actually wrote stories based on this encounter. Oh,

1708
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:56,439
apparently in David Copperfield. In Dickinson's David Copperfield, you're right.

1709
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,800
The villain You're Riyah Heap is based at least physically

1710
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,479
on Anderson. You're right, Heaps like a bony, weird guy

1711
01:17:03,039 --> 01:17:10,560
like Anderson. And Hans Christian Anderson was allegedly inspired to

1712
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:15,039
write based on his very embarrassing trip with Dickens, The

1713
01:17:15,119 --> 01:17:15,840
Ugly Duckling.

1714
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,319
Speaker 3: Oh that is actually pretty good though, that one.

1715
01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Except the problem is is that the ugly Duckling

1716
01:17:23,279 --> 01:17:26,239
apparently just had a shitty personality, and maybe that's why

1717
01:17:26,279 --> 01:17:27,720
everyone hated the ugly duckling.

1718
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, the ugly It wasn't that you were ugly,

1719
01:17:31,079 --> 01:17:32,520
it was that you were wrong.

1720
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,960
Speaker 1: I actually I was thinking about the duckling. I was

1721
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,600
thinking about this when I wrote this, and I was like,

1722
01:17:39,079 --> 01:17:44,039
you know, I like I was mean to a lot

1723
01:17:44,079 --> 01:17:46,279
of people in grade school in high school. I think

1724
01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:48,640
a lot of other people were too. Obviously I'm not

1725
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,199
the only person who's ever done this, and some of

1726
01:17:51,239 --> 01:17:55,640
them didn't deserve it, but also some of them were

1727
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,239
genuinely off putting.

1728
01:17:57,039 --> 01:17:59,119
Speaker 3: Well, and some people just need to be told. And

1729
01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:01,239
I think, I think the fuck away from me, yes,

1730
01:18:01,319 --> 01:18:03,439
and like you just fucking.

1731
01:18:03,399 --> 01:18:05,319
Speaker 2: I felt that way about a couple guys in my

1732
01:18:05,359 --> 01:18:09,159
fraternity same. I was literally like, I remember, towards the

1733
01:18:09,239 --> 01:18:10,840
end of my round, I'm like, was I hard on

1734
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,520
these guys? Maybe I should make amends, maybe, like before

1735
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:13,880
I leave.

1736
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 3: You know, we were like, if you don't like them,

1737
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:16,359
what's two amend?

1738
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:18,199
Speaker 2: But like you know, we're adults on our way out.

1739
01:18:18,279 --> 01:18:21,560
Maybe try to say face or like make good with

1740
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,039
this guy, and then you would talk to them be.

1741
01:18:24,039 --> 01:18:25,520
Speaker 3: Like, oh no, I was right for it reminded us

1742
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:26,319
to why I don't like you.

1743
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,199
Speaker 1: I So there was I remember we would there was

1744
01:18:29,239 --> 01:18:31,479
this one guy. I won't say when it was grade

1745
01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:33,920
school or high school, but we would always get angry

1746
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,079
at him because there was only a certain amount of

1747
01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:37,920
people allowed at the lunch table. Each lunch table, we

1748
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,680
couldn't have like twelve people at the table whatever.

1749
01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:46,319
Speaker 2: And he would always get to our table before every

1750
01:18:46,399 --> 01:18:50,439
other friend had a seat, and so one friend would

1751
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,359
have to be left out and go to another table.

1752
01:18:52,359 --> 01:18:53,720
Speaker 1: We were not friends with this person.

1753
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:57,439
Speaker 3: We didn't like this person, and now there's not enough

1754
01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:58,960
tables for you guys to find your own time.

1755
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 2: And he if he's the first person there, go do

1756
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:01,319
another table.

1757
01:19:01,359 --> 01:19:02,920
Speaker 1: No he's not. He'd be like the fifth person there.

1758
01:19:03,319 --> 01:19:04,920
He would take like the last seat or second to

1759
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:08,039
last seat, and then we would be like, hey would

1760
01:19:08,239 --> 01:19:10,880
lee and like everything he said was annoying, and he

1761
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,920
would try to be like and it was just like, dude,

1762
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,319
get the fuck out, Like why are you here, Like

1763
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,600
don't you have other people? You're taking a seat from

1764
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,880
someone we wanted to see he didn't. And that's not

1765
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,119
even the most agreed to say. But there are a

1766
01:19:22,159 --> 01:19:23,760
lot like, there are a lot of people that I

1767
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:27,359
was probably a dickhead to in grade school, high school,

1768
01:19:27,399 --> 01:19:29,279
college that didn't deserve it, but.

1769
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:32,760
Speaker 2: But sit next to you.

1770
01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:35,520
Speaker 1: But there were also a fair amount of people where

1771
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,680
it's like looking back, it's like, no, no, no. They

1772
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,319
were weird and off putting, an annoying and insistent. And

1773
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,479
I actually don't regret telling him to fuck off.

1774
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,920
Speaker 3: I don't think it's bad. I think we need to

1775
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:51,000
be more honest, Like you don't have to be mean,

1776
01:19:51,199 --> 01:19:52,520
but you can just be truthful.

1777
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:56,560
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, though, is that sometimes without those

1778
01:19:56,600 --> 01:20:00,159
people you would not be mean. At first. You'd be like, hey, and.

1779
01:20:00,079 --> 01:20:02,159
Speaker 3: They yeah, you give them an inch, they take a mile, right, And.

1780
01:20:02,119 --> 01:20:04,520
Speaker 2: Then it gets to the point where the only thing

1781
01:20:04,520 --> 01:20:05,960
you can do is be mean. That's the nice part

1782
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:10,119
about the Northeast. Everyone's pretty direct. Yeah, they don't have

1783
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:12,359
that Southern hospitality.

1784
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 1: Now, just to uh and this on a high note,

1785
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:24,239
Hans Christian Anderson's stay with the Dickens family was arguably

1786
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:29,159
the worst thing to ever happen to the Dickens family

1787
01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:33,000
until one year later, because in eighteen fifty eight, Charles

1788
01:20:33,079 --> 01:20:35,600
Dickens was forty five and his lover was eighteen. At

1789
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:38,399
that point, divorce was would have been too scandalous for

1790
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:43,159
someone as famous as him, so instead, he publicly accused

1791
01:20:43,159 --> 01:20:46,560
his wife of not loving their children and being mentally ill.

1792
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,680
Speaker 2: No Oh, dude, Dickens sucks.

1793
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a dick Uh maybe.

1794
01:20:52,159 --> 01:20:53,720
Speaker 3: Our prince the dick and Dickens.

1795
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe our dude the house guest.

1796
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:59,680
Speaker 1: Dickens also attempted to have his wife institutionalized. Yeah, dude

1797
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,960
fucked so thrown into a mental asyl in the eighteen forties, eighteen.

1798
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:05,840
Speaker 3: Fifties so he can fuck his child bride.

1799
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,399
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm with the Dane on this. Now, the dame

1800
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,640
was probably in the right now. This failed, so they

1801
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:14,640
just separated but never divorced. Captain left, never saw her

1802
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:16,600
husband again, but was only able to take one of

1803
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:17,319
her children with.

1804
01:21:17,319 --> 01:21:20,960
Speaker 3: Her, not the shaver, not the first born.

1805
01:21:21,039 --> 01:21:23,199
Speaker 1: Think it was the daughter. So I think maybe Charles

1806
01:21:23,239 --> 01:21:28,640
kept the shaver. Yeah, yeah, yikes, that is the story.

1807
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,119
Speaker 2: Come here, boy probably needs a shame.

1808
01:21:31,239 --> 01:21:32,119
Speaker 3: Pro needs a shave.

1809
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,079
Speaker 1: That's the story of the author of The Little Mermaid

1810
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:38,600
was a horrible house guest to Charles. Dickens's the worst.

1811
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:44,640
Speaker 2: Now that I've heard pretty much both sides, I mean,

1812
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:49,279
last little un asshole. Yeah, No, dude, Dickens sucks. What's

1813
01:21:49,319 --> 01:21:50,159
his claim to fame?

1814
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think the real lesson is don't invite

1815
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:55,760
Dan to spend the night based on who he's siding

1816
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:56,640
with in this situation.

1817
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, were we talking now?

1818
01:21:58,159 --> 01:21:59,520
Speaker 3: I don't think you'd be a very house.

1819
01:21:59,399 --> 01:22:02,600
Speaker 1: Pretty funny to come downstairs and watch Dan bleeding out

1820
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:05,439
as my three year fucking straight edge racer.

1821
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,319
Speaker 2: I've an incredible house guest.

1822
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,439
Speaker 1: I truly I would just stand over you dying and

1823
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:11,319
be like, I don't know what you expected to happen.

1824
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,359
Speaker 3: Just pan frying, really messy fucking ship.

1825
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,399
Speaker 2: You'll clean this, right, he's like flipping the bacon with

1826
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:21,039
just the pan oils flying everywhere. You've never been on

1827
01:22:21,039 --> 01:22:24,159
a trip with us too, Like anywhere really for the

1828
01:22:24,399 --> 01:22:28,079
for the job, just San Antonio. I think maybe Miami

1829
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:32,199
in Miami. Yeah, but we were in hotels Miami, I forget.

1830
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,279
Speaker 1: No, we were in airbn me and Miami.

1831
01:22:33,359 --> 01:22:37,239
Speaker 2: That's right. But yeah, dude, i'mn incredible house guest. I'm

1832
01:22:37,279 --> 01:22:40,479
the guy I make. I mean, you might have to

1833
01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:41,039
clean your sheets.

1834
01:22:41,159 --> 01:22:44,000
Speaker 1: You make a big mess, clean the sheets.

1835
01:22:44,079 --> 01:22:46,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably gonna crank it.

1836
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because of commerce sweat. You're so sweaty today.

1837
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:52,800
Speaker 2: It was hot in here. We just turned the heat off.

1838
01:22:54,239 --> 01:22:58,359
Speaker 1: It was that little tweener time and yeah, and what

1839
01:22:58,359 --> 01:23:00,199
do you call it in Texas where you don't. No,

1840
01:23:00,399 --> 01:23:03,079
you gotta turn both on AC in the day heat

1841
01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:03,399
at night.

1842
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,079
Speaker 2: But I also just glistened, like I have good skin.

1843
01:23:07,479 --> 01:23:08,159
Look my skin?

1844
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:11,439
Speaker 1: You get your a little shiny? Should have wiped down

1845
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:12,880
for the camera.

1846
01:23:13,039 --> 01:23:16,039
Speaker 2: Did just skincare right here? Just wash my face. I

1847
01:23:16,079 --> 01:23:17,199
don't have to do anything else.

1848
01:23:17,079 --> 01:23:20,199
Speaker 1: But for the camera. Whatever. What did you guys learn today?

1849
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:27,199
Speaker 2: Hot Dickens is a jackass that tried to institutionalize any

1850
01:23:27,239 --> 01:23:30,119
good people in this store. No, they're both Hitler, actually no,

1851
01:23:31,279 --> 01:23:35,640
Dickens Hitler and also the worst. This guy deserved everything

1852
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:36,239
you got.

1853
01:23:36,359 --> 01:23:39,279
Speaker 3: Ye, I mean like you get what you give, and

1854
01:23:39,359 --> 01:23:41,239
it sounds like he deserved it.

1855
01:23:41,239 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 1: It's very much he you guessing the movie? Like what

1856
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:43,439
about Bob?

1857
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:48,199
Speaker 2: He wrote in an ironic invitation and then got it.

1858
01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:53,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do irony, No, stick to stick to the classics.

1859
01:23:53,840 --> 01:24:01,119
Speaker 1: B direct, be direct direct. And then Hitler is Dickens. Yeah,

1860
01:24:01,359 --> 01:24:02,159
who's your Hitler?

1861
01:24:06,319 --> 01:24:07,840
Speaker 3: I guess Dickens. I don't know.

1862
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,600
Speaker 1: I'd say the wife for not keeping up.

1863
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:15,720
Speaker 3: I think she's blameless, yeah, other than not aging backwards

1864
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:18,920
for not being eighteen. Yeah, that's Hitler. It's a seventeen

1865
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:19,600
year old home run.

1866
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:23,000
Speaker 1: You know what hitler is? Whoever being in a movie

1867
01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:26,159
or play. Yeah, because you're you're just going to cheat.

1868
01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:27,159
Look at Ariana.

1869
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:30,479
Speaker 3: Grande's dude, Oh my god, Yeah, he left his newborn baby.

1870
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,960
Speaker 1: And why it's so egregious.

1871
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for Ariana Grande, for a little a living

1872
01:24:35,399 --> 01:24:36,520
skeleton for sketch.

1873
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:41,359
Speaker 2: I agree, she's grossy, she's so she's getting around so bad.

1874
01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:44,079
Speaker 3: Her hair, everything she's been wearing on this press tour.

1875
01:24:44,319 --> 01:24:46,560
Speaker 2: Arian Grande seven years ago.

1876
01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:49,680
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, but now now she looks like a

1877
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,840
fucking pretty it's getting pretty bad, pale scarecrow.

1878
01:24:53,279 --> 01:24:54,199
Speaker 2: She's a heroin act.

1879
01:24:54,359 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 1: She's it's heroin chic. The nineties are bad.

1880
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:58,800
Speaker 3: She looks bad. It's because of it's ozembic cheek.

1881
01:24:58,880 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 1: Now it is a.

1882
01:25:00,319 --> 01:25:02,199
Speaker 2: The google fats removed from her cheeks.

1883
01:25:02,279 --> 01:25:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, not good.

1884
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,560
Speaker 1: RP. All right, Well that's all I got.

1885
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,239
Speaker 2: That's Rob's dream woman.

1886
01:25:08,399 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 3: Kind of Carli Rae Jepson too.

1887
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:12,560
Speaker 1: She's turned thirty nine.

1888
01:25:13,239 --> 01:25:14,000
Speaker 3: She's appropriate.

1889
01:25:14,159 --> 01:25:15,760
Speaker 2: It's too old for you, too.

1890
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:16,000
Speaker 3: Old for me.

1891
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't date a chick older than me. Ever, anyway,

1892
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:22,279
I'm not even the maturity of my own age, So

1893
01:25:22,319 --> 01:25:25,119
why would I date eight? Why would I date a

1894
01:25:25,119 --> 01:25:27,520
woman order than me? And he'd like, literally like it

1895
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:30,479
was rich. Well that's fine, Oh Carly, I would do

1896
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,520
for sure. But she's an artist, so she's probably not

1897
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,640
as mature as she's supposed to be there, exactly right,

1898
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,600
that's a different story.

1899
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,359
Speaker 2: Are you coming to grips with your own mortality at

1900
01:25:37,359 --> 01:25:38,600
thirty eight? Uh?

1901
01:25:39,199 --> 01:25:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've completely realized that I'm going to be

1902
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:46,520
okay with death because like when I'm dying, because I'm

1903
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,600
already okay with so many things like in my life

1904
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:53,479
being dead that like my body's like my my, my

1905
01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:56,680
brain chemistry is just prep. I can already feel the

1906
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:58,640
battlefield prep. I can feel the prep where it's like

1907
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:01,079
I'll be on my deathbed dying, Like I wouldn't be

1908
01:26:01,119 --> 01:26:03,479
okay dying at forty two. I'd fight that. But if

1909
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,199
I'm like eighty five and it's just time I'm slipping away,

1910
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:07,840
I feel like my brain's gonna be like it's cool,

1911
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,359
and I'll be like, oh, I guess it is cool.

1912
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,319
All the chemicals are telling me it's cool.

1913
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:14,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not scared of dying. I was on the

1914
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:17,680
roof yesterday putting up Christmas lights and the neighbors like

1915
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:20,960
be careful, and I'm like good tip, Like, yeah, if

1916
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,399
I fall off this roof, it'll be fine.

1917
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if you'd like a vegetable. You know,

1918
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:28,760
you don't die, but you're like severely paralyzed.

1919
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,760
Speaker 3: Everyone around me knows to unplug me if I if

1920
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:32,279
I like.

1921
01:26:32,199 --> 01:26:34,520
Speaker 1: I say, there's no fur to death, right, they're just

1922
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,880
just unplugged someone for limb. You might have to unplug yourself.

1923
01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:38,359
On that one.

1924
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:41,159
Speaker 2: You'd have to enter one of those pods that apparently

1925
01:26:41,159 --> 01:26:41,640
don't work.

1926
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,840
Speaker 3: That sucks to try to die and it doesn't work.

1927
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to choke this lady to death.

1928
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,800
Speaker 3: Dub's a dub, just like nitrogen poisoning.

1929
01:26:50,039 --> 01:26:51,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't it work, It doesn't matter.

1930
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:53,600
Speaker 2: Nitrogen doesn't matter if you went by one or one hundred.

1931
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:57,920
Did you win? She did find the sweet embrace of death. Yeah,

1932
01:26:58,039 --> 01:27:00,600
wins win ultimately. But anyways, man, you well, it wasn't

1933
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:04,119
even with this machine wins win. That was kind of

1934
01:27:04,119 --> 01:27:07,520
a John Henry situation, right, like he's going against the

1935
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:08,920
man always beats machine.

1936
01:27:09,319 --> 01:27:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, always AI is not ready for what we're gonna bring.

1937
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:18,760
Speaker 2: Keep hammering those little sticks into the railroad that's bred

1938
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:19,399
learned today.

1939
01:27:19,479 --> 01:27:22,479
Speaker 1: Okay, Well for dan Chester and Gabby, thank you so

1940
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:22,960
much for.

1941
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,840
Speaker 3: Being here anytime. I'd love to do it.

1942
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:25,560
Speaker 2: Keep hammering.

1943
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm Rob Fox.

1944
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:27,640
Speaker 2: You just got saw serve