Speaker 1: Welcome to teen Girl Talks.
Speaker 2: Teen Girl Talks.
Speaker 1: I'm ce Zykota. I'm from Lakota, and this week we
Speaker 1: are talking about Pretty Lethal, a.
Speaker 2: Movie where somebody who's like saw the John Wick spin
Speaker 2: off Ballerina is like, why did she stop doing ballet?
Speaker 2: Why couldn't you just keep doing ballet while killing people?
Speaker 1: I mean she kind of does ballet in that movie, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the first like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Then it's just like her just running around grenading people.
Speaker 1: I feel like so much of these movies about the
Speaker 1: like deathly ballerinas is. Isn't it anachronistic that they're filthy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, their bloody, Like, don't watched it with me?
Speaker 1: And at the end he was like, why wouldn't any
Speaker 1: adults stop these kids from performing?
Speaker 2: All bloody? Okay, So these five ballerinas showed up to
Speaker 2: the performance, their coach is nowhere.
Speaker 1: To be seen, they're coated in blood.
Speaker 2: They rode in on motorcycles. Wouldn't you just assume a
Speaker 2: yellow jacket situation? That or possibly they murdered their coach
Speaker 2: a yellowjacket situation. Okay, So I I don't want to
Speaker 2: blame the victims. But I was thinking about this this
Speaker 2: wow in that Brian from Hatchet was by himself with
Speaker 2: only a hatchet and he managed to feed himself. It
Speaker 2: was just like, there's so many girls in yellow jackets?
Speaker 2: What was going on with them? Brian from Hatchet go
Speaker 2: down in Canada?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, everyone just take this as a moment that
Speaker 1: Frank's saying one man is better than a dozen women.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying, like it,
Speaker 2: what are.
Speaker 1: You saying, Frank? If you're not saying that.
Speaker 2: I think the writers of Yellowjacks were a lot meaner
Speaker 2: than they need to be.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, think about imagine a movie Hatchet.
Speaker 2: Does that exist? I don't know, Yeah it does, and
Speaker 2: it's not very good.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sad.
Speaker 2: I mean it's fine. Is it?
Speaker 1: This one of those things where if you became a
Speaker 1: wealthy crackpot, you would remake the movie Hatchet?
Speaker 2: Would that make me a crackpot? Just being like, I mean,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of worse things I could do with
Speaker 2: a crack ton of money than just remake hatch It?
Speaker 2: Who he's asking you to remake hatch It? I mean,
Speaker 2: nobody hasks to make a lot of a twenty four films,
Speaker 2: but they still get made.
Speaker 1: It's different, though, you would have to go out and
Speaker 1: license the movie or the book hatch it.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think it's the estand of
Speaker 2: Garry Pauls I would really mind about was like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you guys mind if I make a like faithful
Speaker 2: recreation of Hatchet where he just mostly just fucks around
Speaker 2: on a lake for an hour and a half. Okay,
Speaker 2: So is that why the movie Hatchet is bad?
Speaker 1: Because there's not, as you put it, fucking around on
Speaker 1: the lake.
Speaker 2: No, it's just very eight like I think it was
Speaker 2: mad in the late eighties. It just feels very eighties
Speaker 2: early nineties.
Speaker 1: Does he use slurs in it?
Speaker 2: No, he's mostly by himself, But like, is that the point?
Speaker 2: It's been a while since I've watched it, Frank, people
Speaker 2: could use slurs when they're by themselves. Well, it's mostly
Speaker 2: just be weird if you just start calling like birds
Speaker 2: slurs a psychonic brand?
Speaker 1: Was they just like calling birds things.
Speaker 2: You can't say on TV?
Speaker 1: Well that just reminded me, tangentle note, I think it
Speaker 1: is so funny when someone says to someone else you're acting.
Speaker 2: Like a bird, like it's always sunny when they're calling
Speaker 2: dea giant bird. Yeah. Well, I was also just thinking,
Speaker 2: like I didn't understand for some reason, I didn't understand
Speaker 2: this when I was younger. I think real world New
Speaker 2: Orleans came out and like, oh, real world cole and
Speaker 2: New Orleans. Yeah, And apparently at a certain.
Speaker 1: Point I thought you meant you became cognizant of the
Speaker 1: fact that the city of New Orleans existed.
Speaker 2: No, I've already admitted on this podcast. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: what NOLA stood for, you know. Oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 2: That was really funny, like just this giant a hole
Speaker 2: where logic should be. I was like, right, New Orleans, uh,
Speaker 2: Los Angeles, New Orleans, Louisiana. Duh. But you my.
Speaker 1: Cats are like running in and out of the room.
Speaker 1: It's incredibly distracted, like they've seen something out of frame,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what's going on over there?
Speaker 2: I haven't encountered that with my cats yet, where they're
Speaker 2: just looking past me at something like some kind of
Speaker 2: ghost that just happens to be over my shoulder.
Speaker 1: But anyway, my cats, it's more of like an interp
Speaker 1: personal dynamic, and I'm like keeping an ear out for
Speaker 1: when the hissing starts.
Speaker 2: That's understandable. They went on like an airboat trip at
Speaker 2: one point in the real world New Orleans and the
Speaker 2: fan boat yeah okay, and the guide pointed at some
Speaker 2: birds and called them like their name was a slur
Speaker 2: and then birds and like the white woman in the
Speaker 2: cast could not understand why the black woman was so
Speaker 2: set by that. Oh God, who hired this.
Speaker 1: Tour guide I mean producers obviously.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and the real world is still confounded me
Speaker 2: when they're like, this is the real world, like they
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about rents, not the real world.
Speaker 1: And also well, I mean they had to have jobs
Speaker 1: in the real world, which is funny because in Jersey
Speaker 1: Shore they had jobs, but as the seasons went on,
Speaker 1: the jobs became less and less of a thing because
Speaker 1: it was like, are you really going to make me
Speaker 1: go to work right now? My job is partying.
Speaker 2: Wasn't like was that other Laguna Beach where they's just
Speaker 2: like we clearly weren't working.
Speaker 1: Also, is Lagunavi is really a reality show? It's like
Speaker 1: lightly scripted reality.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I don't remember how we got on this
Speaker 2: tangent oh yeah, no, the the point A is completely
Speaker 2: forgotten here over at point E or a point F
Speaker 2: wherever we are, you're talking about Hatchet, Oh, hatchet.
Speaker 1: And your crackpot rich person scheme.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like maybe I should rewatch it just by myself.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, like Brian from a hatchet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just surviving in your living room.
Speaker 2: I do own a hatchet. Weird flex but okay, well
Speaker 2: I bought it because like, just in case I go
Speaker 2: on a Sessana, what little airplane I'll have it with me.
Speaker 1: What airplane is going to let you a six foot
Speaker 1: man bring a hatchet on?
Speaker 2: You're like, just in case I need it? Like none one.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm so sorry, sir, the plane has
Speaker 1: been decommissioned.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to bring it on a plane? Deill?
Speaker 1: Just in case you need it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the point I started saying that said this,
Speaker 2: I'm tackled by like eight different like air COFs or whatever.
Speaker 2: I can't want to get my own body camping. It's
Speaker 2: like he wasn't even drunk. He's just an idiot. Why
Speaker 2: do you think.
Speaker 1: This grossman has kind of an unhealthy obsession with the
Speaker 1: book Hatchet and strong feelings about the eighties movie adaptation
Speaker 1: that he partially.
Speaker 2: Remembers would be different than any other YouTuber. I had this.
Speaker 1: Vague memory about a thing that may or may not exist.
Speaker 1: Let me talk about it for thirty minutes to.
Speaker 2: An old person. It's just like, instead of like books
Speaker 2: about big ships, I'm like obsessed about Hatchet.
Speaker 1: Which I have to remind myself consistently is not my
Speaker 1: side of the mountain. I've never read Hatchet. I've only
Speaker 1: read my side of the Mountain.
Speaker 2: I thought we had read it for one summer, or
Speaker 2: maybe I just re read it and I read Hatchet.
Speaker 1: Frank, we've been doing this podcast so long, like so long.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is my own Hatchet. Yeah, anyway, So this movie.
Speaker 1: We're talking about today has nothing to do with Hatchet.
Speaker 1: Frank's glasses are lopsided. It's very distracting.
Speaker 2: So we start in a we started a ballet school,
Speaker 2: and oh, we should throw some trigger warnings out there.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be talking a lot about violence, body horror,
Speaker 2: body horror, uh, torture, torture, being drugged, and attempted assault. Yes,
Speaker 2: so I.
Speaker 1: Feel like the guys never really get that far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they seem to get murdered, thank goodness before
Speaker 1: they get there. But it's like, I guess you could
Speaker 1: say they maybe thought about it pre being murdered.
Speaker 2: I mean that's you know, the intent was there and
Speaker 2: they got what they deserved. Anyway, So well we are
Speaker 2: where we have five ballerinas, which whose names I should
Speaker 2: have looked up before I started talking about this.
Speaker 1: Bones, Zoe, let me do it, Let me do it. Princess,
Speaker 1: you're doing pretty well. Actually, Meekins, Guardania.
Speaker 2: That last one was closed. Shut up, Grace, that was
Speaker 2: not close. Yeah, so we got Zoe Prince, we got
Speaker 2: Iris Appatoo as Zoe, Lana Condor as Princess, Melicine Simon's
Speaker 2: as Chloe Avantika as Grace, and Mattie Ziggiler as Bones.
Speaker 1: So apparently Maddie Ziggler is from dance Mom's fame.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is she related anyway to Rachel Ziegler.
Speaker 2: I think I just I think I'm just getting their knees.
Speaker 2: I think Rachel Zigler spills her knit yet completely differently, Well,
Speaker 2: there's it's not an eye. So we start getting our
Speaker 2: Milson Simons. You might remember from a Quiet Place parts
Speaker 2: one and two. And Hereditary mona Condor obviously from all
Speaker 2: the boys I loved before, and Avantika is from Uan.
Speaker 1: Girls in Taro. Yeah, she was the first one I recognized.
Speaker 2: I haven't really seen anything I was. Apatow has been in.
Speaker 2: She was in The Bubble, which I've heard reviewed on
Speaker 2: the Flop House.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was also in This Is forty, but she
Speaker 1: must have been a child, Yeah, because her mom was
Speaker 1: in that movie and Paul Red was in that movie.
Speaker 2: I wonder if she I wonder if she edited her
Speaker 2: own Wikipedia, because, like below, a lot of her things
Speaker 2: has that she her personally. She's a celebrities. I've received
Speaker 2: much media attention, particularly with singer Celebrit Liver Where we Go,
Speaker 2: as well as singer celewriter Billie Eilish. I would also
Speaker 2: want my Wikipedia page and be like, yeah, he's friends
Speaker 2: with Billie Eilish. Yeah, so so we immediately start getting.
Speaker 1: Like I would edit my Wikipedia page to have slanderous
Speaker 1: lies on it, and then I'd get exposed to be
Speaker 1: the one who wrote the slanderous lies. And then I
Speaker 1: would say that is a slanderous lie, and then under
Speaker 1: the controversy, it would read like a riddle. It would
Speaker 1: say she wrote a series of slanderous lies and was
Speaker 1: called out.
Speaker 2: She then, uh.
Speaker 1: I want to say cues, proclaimed that these accusations were
Speaker 1: slanderous lies, which was not true. She was actually guilty
Speaker 1: of slanderer's lies.
Speaker 2: The person who accused her of Slender's lie was just
Speaker 2: herself in a mustache. Oh my god, that'd be even better.
Speaker 1: Can you get your Wikipedia page banned.
Speaker 2: Because you just trying to edit it too much?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because due to being such an enigma, I feel
Speaker 1: like this is a safe thought experiment, because I will
Speaker 1: never have.
Speaker 2: A Wikipedia page.
Speaker 1: Just there has to be some sort of performance artist
Speaker 1: who has a Wikipedia page and sort of fused around
Speaker 1: with it so much they got banned.
Speaker 2: They looks like this mostly restrict the editing on it. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they're in LA and we have our main Our
Speaker 2: main character is Bones. Bones is there on a scholarship.
Speaker 2: She's like mostly princess, just throwing class trash around on her.
Speaker 1: Did you catch that aside where the teacher was like, well,
Speaker 1: isn't it nice that Princess's mom is paying for you
Speaker 1: to be here? There's like no follow up on that.
Speaker 1: It's Princess's mom paying for everybody to be there.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe that makes sense, Like maybe it's just
Speaker 2: like the mom and just gives so much money to
Speaker 2: the school that it's just like it's kind of like
Speaker 2: her own it's her own personal remake of the movie Hatchet. Okay,
Speaker 2: that makes perfect sense to me, yes, so, But what's
Speaker 2: confusing is that like normally in one of these movies
Speaker 2: they would have like the parent would be like, well,
Speaker 2: put my kid in as the main ballerina, not bones
Speaker 2: like her.
Speaker 1: Mom could believe in only merit East appointments.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, her dad is like money, money, money, just taking
Speaker 2: leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then we got Chloe and Zoe who are sisters,
Speaker 2: and we have Grace who is like very Christian, and
Speaker 2: this is this is already kind of my main like
Speaker 2: my one of my main complaints of this movie is
Speaker 2: it's it's less than ninety minutes long. It could have
Speaker 2: given like fifteen more minutes to characterize these girls a
Speaker 2: little bit more.
Speaker 1: Nope, I saw that ninety It was I had to
Speaker 1: be at work late. I saw that ninety minute mark,
Speaker 1: and I was like, chef's kiss, this is all I need.
Speaker 1: I had to hide my eyes for half of it
Speaker 1: because it was so violent. I didn't need fifteen more
Speaker 1: minutes of anything. I was like, I love it.
Speaker 2: This movie is in and out.
Speaker 1: They were like, you can't wach stereotype of like we
Speaker 1: got the jock, we got the Christian question marks.
Speaker 2: About Christian, we have the spoiled rich girl.
Speaker 1: If I'm applying breakfast club scenarios, who would the weirdo
Speaker 1: be bones? I guess right, would be the Ali sheety, Yes,
Speaker 1: Then who's the jock?
Speaker 2: Chloe and Zoe the jack together, I.
Speaker 1: Guess, so they're not really giving a ton to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chloe is just like I'm gonna make out with
Speaker 2: the boy. Yeah, I'm gonna make out with this, like
Speaker 2: she would be Molly ring No, because I guess Princess
Speaker 2: would be Molly Ringwald.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this also doesn't. I guess if we do like
Speaker 1: gender swap, it works. So then who.
Speaker 2: There's the brain, the weirdo, the jock, and the burnout
Speaker 2: the burnout.
Speaker 1: So who's the burnout? I guess Chloe would kind of
Speaker 1: be the burnout because she sneaks out, or Grace because
Speaker 1: she gets high.
Speaker 2: I mean, see I feel bad saying it grazes the burnout.
Speaker 2: She got high against her will. Yes, so I think Chloe,
Speaker 2: because Chloe's just like off doing her own thing g.
Speaker 1: C popcorn while everyone else is being attempted murdered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then then we have Devora.
Speaker 1: Where is Theora Thurman?
Speaker 2: We have Torna Thorna is their coach.
Speaker 1: Coach get attached, so we like Frank I got attached.
Speaker 2: The one rule at the Jersey Shore is you.
Speaker 1: Don't fall in love.
Speaker 2: Wait do they say that?
Speaker 1: Ronnie says that Ronnie is the worst, and then he
Speaker 1: fell in love. And then it became a season arc
Speaker 1: for like four seasons.
Speaker 2: Because he has so this lullabie himself explain and the
Speaker 2: Sarah Desson book This Lullaby. She's just like the main
Speaker 2: character is like I have these rules.
Speaker 3: Like like any movie where a character start movie, book,
Speaker 3: whatever media you want to say, where the character starts at.
Speaker 1: It was like I have rules. Immediately You're like, those
Speaker 1: rules aren't ship. You're gonna break them by the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: except in Pilion in what pileon?
Speaker 2: What's Pillon? Uh?
Speaker 1: That Alexander Scars scarred movie about subdomb relationships.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, but yeah, she's always just like I like
Speaker 2: date this boy for a while, then I like weeked
Speaker 2: like five or so, like cool, I'm on the whole relationship.
Speaker 2: Usually we like, you know, like make out at that
Speaker 2: point where like get down and then I break up
Speaker 2: with them. Ye.
Speaker 1: And then she explain why her attachment is so you
Speaker 1: read this book, I don't remember. It's because her dad sucks, right, Yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Doesn't believe in love. Yeah. And then she meets she
Speaker 2: meets Dexter and what.
Speaker 1: He sweeps her off her feet. He sweeps her off
Speaker 1: his feet.
Speaker 2: They just end up in a continuous loop spinning. She
Speaker 2: sar is coming up a new book, and like a
Speaker 2: lot of her books are mostly the same thing. Oh
Speaker 2: summer romance, blah blah blah that I don't care. I
Speaker 2: won't read every Saradustin book. She's such a good writer.
Speaker 2: I love the one where the girl's working for the
Speaker 2: catering company, and then the like the one time they
Speaker 2: had a good servant like catering service, the woman's water
Speaker 2: broke and they had a rusher to the hospital. It's
Speaker 2: always good. So anyway, they hop on a flight. They're
Speaker 2: going to a Budapest to do a to be in
Speaker 2: like a gala ballet like showcase. That's that's the word
Speaker 2: they use showcase and they the but they they're flying
Speaker 2: over there and apparently, like Princess's moms like, can't afford
Speaker 2: a better bus than this, Just you're on the most
Speaker 2: rickety ass bus there is. It breaks down. Princess could
Speaker 2: also come down to like what is available.
Speaker 1: They seemed to be in the middle of nowhere. Like later,
Speaker 1: Princess keeps saying, call the police, Call the police, and
Speaker 1: it's like, how close do you think the closest police are.
Speaker 2: Not very close. So they they end up driving through
Speaker 2: the woods, the deep woods, and their bus breaks down.
Speaker 2: Oh and their luggage have been lost, so they have
Speaker 2: no other They get dirty from the bus. They have
Speaker 2: no other clothes to where except their Ballerina clothes, which
Speaker 2: they mean costumes Valerina their costumes. They're two two's because
Speaker 2: they've walked. They've walked all the way to a castle
Speaker 2: hotel with which is run by Umar Thurman, who is
Speaker 2: doing the just most buckwhild Russian accents you've ever heard.
Speaker 1: At one point in the film, when her bar is
Speaker 1: getting crashed up, I said, I hope it was worth it,
Speaker 1: Uma Thurman, and dyl said, I thought she was having
Speaker 1: fun making this film. I was like, I was talking
Speaker 1: about the character. So I was like, I agree, though,
Speaker 1: I think that Uma Thurman has more than enough money
Speaker 1: to pick and choose whatever movie she wants. And then
Speaker 1: she was like weird, sort of like non location specific accent?
Speaker 2: Yes please? I mean, is it better or worse than
Speaker 2: her Texas accent from red white and royal blue? Oh?
Speaker 2: I forgot about that when she was the president, and
Speaker 2: I was like hell yeah, yeah. So the like the
Speaker 2: girl the bar, the whole hotel bar thing is is
Speaker 2: literally like a skewer version of like the john Wick Hotel.
Speaker 1: I feel, okay, this movie is not a fair criticism,
Speaker 1: but I I feel like all of the greasy dirty
Speaker 1: boys look far too Hollywood. They do not look dirty
Speaker 1: or greasy enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I did like that.
Speaker 1: That one man gave Pasha a laftance I don't complete
Speaker 1: with belly rolls. He like pulls up his shirt and
Speaker 1: he's like doing the mondulation, and I was like, okay, movie,
Speaker 1: where are you going nowhere? Everyone's gonna die almost immediately
Speaker 1: after that. That was Pasha's last meal. Also, Pasha doesn't
Speaker 1: die rip all the other guys I don't get names.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody in this movie should die considering the amount
Speaker 2: of C four that's being thrown around by the end, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, is this a man thing? Because with the
Speaker 1: bar or castle or whatever it is, exploded still goes.
Speaker 2: Actually, it probably would have exploded more or if there
Speaker 2: was not much so ford it. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't care. You're typing your watch like it's almost bed time.
Speaker 2: I have work in the morning. Like the movie is over.
Speaker 2: They did big explosion. It's fine. This is a Frank
Speaker 2: played a lot of medagir solid and listen to all
Speaker 2: the conversations about C four in that game. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So it's very informative. You can call your buddies and
Speaker 2: just chat about movies. Oh I thought you meant chat
Speaker 2: about C four. No, there's a guy like who talks
Speaker 2: to you about your weapons.
Speaker 1: I would never call him. I mean this is like
Speaker 1: those games like Stardu Valley and Harvest Moon where you're
Speaker 1: supposed to like call upon people to you know, befriend
Speaker 1: and romance them. Weapons guy would never get a call
Speaker 1: for me. I can you call anyone more interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can call medic, who will tell you about
Speaker 2: a lot of classical movies.
Speaker 1: Okay, not like medical stuff.
Speaker 2: She also tells you about this thing you're about to
Speaker 2: eat because like in that meta in Mega Sawa three,
Speaker 2: you have to hunt your food, okay, and like so
Speaker 2: you'll just far cry And I don't think there's any
Speaker 2: far cry you have to hunt your food.
Speaker 1: You just had animals.
Speaker 2: That's oh that's far cry promo. Maybe that one you
Speaker 2: have to hunt food. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I tried so hard to do a video
Speaker 1: games thing and you were like, no, not that.
Speaker 2: Then you were like, actually, I'm sorry, I forgot about
Speaker 2: far fry primo. I just I only played the modern
Speaker 2: ones where you're just like fighting against whatever big name
Speaker 2: bad guy there is.
Speaker 1: Like the marshmallow Puff state Man marsh Puff states.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I stay puff. It's not state puff of the
Speaker 2: state in the state of being puffed or of the
Speaker 2: American state puffed. This all makes sense to three. Actually, uh,
Speaker 2: you know Nacho from Better Call Saul Vaguely or Michael Mando.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just rand Do you know what I
Speaker 1: just thought about? What the morevious repetition? They didn't bring
Speaker 1: it back a third.
Speaker 2: Time because they were what movie they brought What movie
Speaker 2: did they bring back? And they're like this movie did
Speaker 2: game buss It wasn't did they try to have a
Speaker 2: different movie.
Speaker 1: I think it was just morbious and they put it
Speaker 1: back in theaters and then nobody saw it.
Speaker 2: But he uh, he was.
Speaker 1: I miss morvious.
Speaker 2: It's Mormon time. You must you up the Inmitated series.
Speaker 2: You had a big role in that with weird sucker hands.
Speaker 2: So I hate it.
Speaker 1: Why don't people splice together morbious clips and the Joker?
Speaker 2: I mean that'd be really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, you have that idea for free.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, and you see my brain when you
Speaker 2: said the Joker, my brain thaw Joe Queen Phoenix, but
Speaker 2: I remember Joaquin Phoenix, but I remember the awful like.
Speaker 1: Like so ad minutes the footage they have if Jarard
Speaker 1: Lido's the Joker and you put stuck in the middle
Speaker 1: with you over it? Yeah, Frank, you have to do this.
Speaker 2: For my birthday. Okay, I will do this for your birthday.
Speaker 1: Stuck in the middle with you with that stupid joker
Speaker 1: bullshit from the Harley Quinn movie and then him being like.
Speaker 2: It's Morban time. So your birthday was like two months ago? Fine, Christmas,
Speaker 2: but fourth of July called upon to make an AMV
Speaker 2: of morvious and stuck in the middle of you. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it, like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are they called fan cams even
Speaker 1: though I'm a fan of neither.
Speaker 2: I mean, back in my day, they were called AMVs.
Speaker 2: What it stands for Enemy music Video? Okay, so it
Speaker 2: would almost always be like dragon ball Z and then
Speaker 2: that song like let the bottom He's hit the floor, the.
Speaker 1: Floor, you know what I'm thinking, would be amazing. It's
Speaker 1: like dragon Balls, but with like a really soulful song
Speaker 1: like every Body's because that song failed. And then but
Speaker 1: it's the edit or what is it called the remix
Speaker 1: from the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack where it turns into
Speaker 1: a dance song and then it's uh, Goku just going
Speaker 1: super sand I.
Speaker 2: Should make a MVS.
Speaker 1: Why am I not making a MVS?
Speaker 2: Making these weirdant garden AMVs.
Speaker 1: Just for me getting copyright claimed all over the places?
Speaker 1: How do people make it around? What makes it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How am I gonna know?
Speaker 2: My ingdom? You want more of those support me on Patreo? Yes,
Speaker 2: a big Hong Kong Hong kah. That's what I'll call
Speaker 2: the fans of my a MVS. Big hongk hongkas.
Speaker 1: Right, this is amazing. I'm building an empire.
Speaker 2: I'm just listener.
Speaker 1: Feel free to steal any of these terrible ideas, and
Speaker 1: please send.
Speaker 2: Us your edits. I need to send you. I need
Speaker 2: to show you the edits people have made these. This
Speaker 2: whole a m v for like Disney Princes, like Universe,
Speaker 2: Like there's a Wikipedia page for it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Like I need to I need to do a deep
Speaker 2: dive into this. Anyway, we've barely talked about it. Pretty lethal. Okay,
Speaker 2: they're at the garbage bar. Chloe needs to use the restroom.
Speaker 2: Thorna is like, I will take you. Thorna starts seeing.
Speaker 1: Seasons, osip is being weird. Yeah, vibes are bad. Osip Is.
Speaker 2: If you've seen John Wick, he's the Alfie Allen character
Speaker 2: who kicks everything off by being a complete idiot. He's
Speaker 2: a whiny little brat who's just like my father, my father.
Speaker 2: He's kind of like Draco Malfoy.
Speaker 1: Oh, that is very funny. You say that because I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about Harry Potter. And Dyl said, Uh,
Speaker 1: that's Pasha that talks about his dad all the time.
Speaker 1: And Dyl said, Pasha says my father more than Draco Malfoy,
Speaker 1: which is saying something, oh okay, so and his Pasha's like, ooh,
Speaker 1: my big bad's scary Dad, He's gonna get you.
Speaker 2: And Herman's like, we'll see, and then later she's like,
Speaker 2: we won't see. Yeah, he's Hungarian. I'm just like, this
Speaker 2: is like the third movie in a row we watch
Speaker 2: where Hungarians are the evil ones? What other ones the
Speaker 2: windstorm movies? Oh well, I feel like that's a nickname
Speaker 2: for one man.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like you can like pay with such
Speaker 1: a broad almost his sword brush, and say that it's
Speaker 1: indicting all Hungarians.
Speaker 2: They're indicting one man.
Speaker 1: And there's like five people in this town, and there
Speaker 1: are so few people that the people in the town
Speaker 1: don't even think the Hungarian are a bad guy. It's
Speaker 1: just the viewer and the main character that I can't
Speaker 1: remember the name of.
Speaker 2: Do you think the Geraldine Do you think the people
Speaker 2: called Hungarian Honker?
Speaker 1: No, that's the name of the my fans of my
Speaker 1: a MVS.
Speaker 2: I haven't made yet.
Speaker 1: You don't have a referring right, yes, Like the Joker,
Speaker 1: is he even threatening in that he's like, is he
Speaker 1: pole dancing?
Speaker 2: No, that would make him better. I would forgive I
Speaker 2: would give everything jeredly Do's Joker if he's just started
Speaker 2: pole dancing.
Speaker 1: If Jared Lyda's Joker was forty percent more gang, we
Speaker 1: would have loved it amazing. I would have been like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, genius acts that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know, we barely talk about pretty lethal. We're
Speaker 2: gonna talk about pretty leafl after I thought about that
Speaker 2: is kind of the whole thing people have to start
Speaker 2: putting into the Batman comics. Is that, like the Joker's
Speaker 2: true love is Batman.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, And this is what I felt like Heath
Speaker 1: Ledger got when he did Joker is the Joker was
Speaker 1: like so a feat and certain and like but while
Speaker 1: still being insanely violent, psychotically violent, but like he dressed
Speaker 1: up as a nurse, he like flirted with Batman like NonStop,
Speaker 1: like was really throwing it back at Batman and so like,
Speaker 1: I feel like he really got it. And I know
Speaker 1: what happened to Heath Ledger, like after the Batman is
Speaker 1: incredibly unfortunate I am. I am talking about his Joker
Speaker 1: portrayal in the vacuum of the film, and I feel
Speaker 1: like Mark Hammill's animated Joker gets it in that he's
Speaker 1: like like impish, where like Joaquin Phoenix, he's like under contortured.
Speaker 2: And you know, I'm really is.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was trying to think of a nicer word for.
Speaker 2: Him, being like he imagines that his downstairs neighbor came
Speaker 2: to his open mic comedy show, which would never happen.
Speaker 1: Which is embarrassing for anyone to imagine. Until you're not
Speaker 1: doing the Type five anymore, until you're.
Speaker 2: Headlining, you don't invite anybody.
Speaker 1: And so like this is what I feel like Jared
Speaker 1: Leedo didn't get. Jared Ledo is. I think he thinks
Speaker 1: that Bigger reads a psychotic but it just read as
Speaker 1: like theater kid, where like with Heath Letter, he would
Speaker 1: be like down here and like whispery and like connecting.
Speaker 1: That was the part that made it haunting, is that
Speaker 1: he would start a scene conversationally he'd be connecting and
Speaker 1: like this is I'm not just gonna go on and
Speaker 1: on about Christopher Nolan's Batman forever, but like I think
Speaker 1: he understood that even when you're doing like literally a
Speaker 1: cartoon character, there.
Speaker 2: Should be nuance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't have to be such a big caricature.
Speaker 1: And if you're gonna go big, if you're gonna go handy,
Speaker 1: like I suppose Jerard Leito decided to do. It's not
Speaker 1: just about being loud. It's not just about talking over everyone.
Speaker 2: That's that's the thing about.
Speaker 1: It's not about doing your best Spencer's gifts humor.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing about Mark Hamill was like when
Speaker 2: he was coming up with the Joker's voice, he would
Speaker 2: be reading old Batman cartoons. Yeah, and he'd be like,
Speaker 2: there's not just ha ha has It's like he he's
Speaker 2: in holos, you know, so like like he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: just driving to like the studio to start recording like
Speaker 2: he ha yeah he had. His laugh is his biggest thing.
Speaker 2: That has to be his main thing. And going back
Speaker 2: to talking about Jerre Leia's Joker, like Jered Ley's Joka
Speaker 2: is all the edginess and none of the fun of Joker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the whole it's like the kind of person
Speaker 1: that if you were sitting next to them on the
Speaker 1: train and you heard them talking the way Jerard Lido
Speaker 1: talks in that movie, you probably changed cars because you're like,
Speaker 1: this person's gonna fight with the conductor. This person's probably
Speaker 1: gonna get into an argument with his girlfriend to the
Speaker 1: point where I'm like, ugh, do.
Speaker 2: I need to sip in?
Speaker 1: I can't tell she's yelling at him too, Like they
Speaker 1: might just be one of those couples that like to
Speaker 1: fight in public. I'm not sure is this all consiential?
Speaker 2: So it's like, I know I'm that girlfriend. I am, but.
Speaker 1: You're like, you didn't even come to my poetry reading.
Speaker 2: In the Batman animated series, my favorite Joker episode is
Speaker 2: Christmas with a Joker, with the Joker rockets out of
Speaker 2: Arkham on top of the Christmas Tree, apparently when he
Speaker 2: saw him putting like rocket fuel into.
Speaker 1: The Magic Sea four that blew up both this castle
Speaker 1: and the trade.
Speaker 2: He takes several people hostage and then like basically best
Speaker 2: Batman to the point where Batman has no the choice
Speaker 2: than to open up this gift. And what's gonna happen
Speaker 2: is Batman gonna die? He's just gonna take a face
Speaker 2: full explosive. Nope, all this was leading for the Joker
Speaker 2: to pie Batman in the face. That's amazing, and he
Speaker 2: just goes running off because he thinks the funniest goddamn happen.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's why the joker should be terrifying.
Speaker 2: The Joker should be terrifying because, like for the people
Speaker 2: of Gotham, because you don't know if he's gonna poison
Speaker 2: the river or if he's just going to like yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, or at least like confetti all over the
Speaker 2: like everything. It should be a toss up. It depends
Speaker 2: on what mood he's in.
Speaker 1: Okay, Frank had a joker moment on Sunday that I
Speaker 1: thought it was very funny. He was standing maybe five
Speaker 1: to six feet from my husband. They are playing New
Speaker 1: York Times cross play against one another. Frank had not
Speaker 1: taken his turn forever, took his start. This morning, Bill
Speaker 1: took a turn. Frank took a turn.
Speaker 2: Bill is actively doing something.
Speaker 1: Frank nudges him, like we're standing near each other, and
Speaker 1: he nudged me.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's just good comedy. I was like,
Speaker 2: I do that too, What else was I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: All right, let's take and continue talking about pretty legal.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could say we're doing that.
Speaker 2: I mean, the difference is you don't take your turn.
Speaker 1: And I'm still nudge you I regret nothing. Some of
Speaker 1: our games have time down, so and then I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: you didn't even take your turn.
Speaker 2: Until's like you waited so long the game time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's like, I just like like playing. I like
Speaker 2: playing cross play. That's where we're talking about. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I take my turn so quickly because
Speaker 2: I just like playing. And it's not like the bullshit
Speaker 2: of wordless friends. But they're like, here's five hundred ads
Speaker 2: and we're gonna ABVI you subscription service, Like fuck you anyway.
Speaker 2: They're like, do.
Speaker 1: You want vowls?
Speaker 2: You have to buy them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tried to make a word consonants only there's three z's.
Speaker 1: How many times can I say snazzy?
Speaker 2: I never played snazzy. That's a good work. So h
Speaker 2: Thorna has seen something horrific and she's trying to get
Speaker 2: the girls together, but Chloe's still missing an action. She
Speaker 2: started smooching Uma Thurman's hot son. She almost one has
Speaker 2: like three sons. One of them is a big bearded
Speaker 2: man who she says, I raised you too, gentle Frank.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this were any I realized the one
Speaker 1: bleach blonde was her kid, I did not, and he sucks.
Speaker 1: He's like, she can't hear me. I can say whatever
Speaker 1: trash I want that, but I didn't really the other
Speaker 1: guy was her side. I just thought that was a
Speaker 1: henchman if.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be funny. She's just like, I should have
Speaker 2: raiced you better, this random man.
Speaker 1: I kind of thought that was the vibe.
Speaker 2: So Pasha starts hitting on Thorna. She just she needs
Speaker 2: him in the balls, and he shoots her in the head. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's walking away from him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Thurma's like, oh, I'm going to use this as
Speaker 2: blackmail to get your father here, because I don't kill
Speaker 2: your father. She doesn't say.
Speaker 1: She says, you killed a woman in my bar. This
Speaker 1: is as the ballerinas are freaking out, obviously understandably, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I'll just say that she got in my
Speaker 1: face and was crazy, which is not a good reason.
Speaker 1: And then's like, you shot her in the back of
Speaker 1: the head, and Princess is yelling you shot her in
Speaker 1: the face and dels like.
Speaker 2: Actually she shut He shot her in the back of it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So Olama Thurman tells the ballerinas with the exception of
Speaker 1: Chloe because she's still in the bathroom that uh, she
Speaker 1: is gonna call the police and she's gonna put them
Speaker 1: in the safe room. And I think she says this
Speaker 1: to a man I now learned is her son. No,
Speaker 1: she says it's to Osip, and Osip's like the safe
Speaker 1: room and she's like the basement. So he takes the
Speaker 1: ballerinus downstairs. Grace is hyperventilating, really freaking out, and Osip's like,
Speaker 1: have a chocolate and Grace is.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, yeah, I mean she's very trusting. Like it's
Speaker 2: like I think this is just who like a Vontica
Speaker 2: has been playing lately, Like know, she played Karen in
Speaker 2: The Mean Girl's Musical. And they get into the basement,
Speaker 2: they're locked in. Osip starts getting weird with Grace, and
Speaker 2: that's when like you see bones in the background, like
Speaker 2: figuring out she can flip her cuffs in front of her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she like ends up killing she Yeah, she ends
Speaker 2: up killing this guy. And like he tries stabbing her
Speaker 2: with a he tries stabbing her with a ox cutter
Speaker 2: and it gets stuck in her ballerina flat and then
Speaker 2: she starts to thank.
Speaker 1: You Ballerina what was it Vallerina clothes Ballerina flat.
Speaker 2: I don't understand clothing and she that's like this is
Speaker 2: she starts using that to like spin around and dice
Speaker 2: him up. And this just like reminded me of like
Speaker 2: that woman who said about Tilly Shall make Ship talking
Speaker 2: about like wear Olympic level athletes. You're not an Olympic
Speaker 2: level actor. Just like I was like, oh, what is
Speaker 2: that stupid movie about the ping pong Marty Supreme? Nobody cares.
Speaker 1: Frank, you need to learn to listen to him. I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 2: Sack up. I'm getting a lot of signals I think
Speaker 2: for yourself. I'm getting like a weird like Man's rights,
Speaker 2: the training course talking to my sister day. Yeah, oh god,
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about bad training Day was not like
Speaker 2: the not the movie. The movie is amazing, but just
Speaker 2: like going through all that like a manuscript. I guess
Speaker 2: that's basically those man camps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh we got the man camps where like
Speaker 1: you're just paying a dude to like scream at you
Speaker 1: as you.
Speaker 2: Do push ups in the beach. You can need that
Speaker 2: for free. Yeah, Like if I go to.
Speaker 1: Any public beach, start doing push ups, men will yell you.
Speaker 2: Or this is all the men will, but if you
Speaker 2: start taking a whole men will join in. So anyway,
Speaker 2: the the women all get back together. They really have
Speaker 2: to go find It takes them a while to figure
Speaker 2: out Chloe. They need to go find Chloe. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: I'm just like Chloe, Like, we need to get here.
Speaker 2: It was like Chloe is a many gonna mention Chloe,
Speaker 2: and then finally is always like, wait, we need to
Speaker 2: go find Chloe. I'm like, thank you. They are sneaking,
Speaker 2: but they keep just sending men to this basement and
Speaker 2: the women just keep killing them. Yeah, I'm just like
Speaker 2: And eventually the uh, the girls head of stairs, they
Speaker 2: find the women head of stairs, they find Chloe.
Speaker 1: Cloe's like what She's sitting in like a lavish drawing
Speaker 1: room in a comfy chair, eating a bowl of pock
Speaker 1: worm where you get that popcorn watching a.
Speaker 2: Movie is just like, yes, I shall get the pup
Speaker 2: secret for her of the Red and Vaka you.
Speaker 1: Think right, that is really how they have her saying
Speaker 1: all her lines, or how she chose to say her lines.
Speaker 2: I will switch to no other even when the women
Speaker 2: are not around. I will not switch out out of English.
Speaker 2: It shall only be English, no Lassian. So they they
Speaker 2: arm themselves like well, they first they go into the
Speaker 2: kitchen to hide and try and find a phone. At
Speaker 2: a certain point Princess leaves, she sees them cutting up
Speaker 2: Thorna's body because there's a person there named the Doctor
Speaker 2: who just disposes the bodies for them, and she's just like, oh,
Speaker 2: this shit's serious. She goes back downstairs. They arm themselves
Speaker 2: with like a bunch of knives. Oh, but there's a
Speaker 2: there is an amazing sequence where the gentle thug is
Speaker 2: looking through them, looking for them in the kitchen, and
Speaker 2: like you just see them like all like bending and
Speaker 2: posing around like the kitchen, like you know, basically hiding
Speaker 2: themselves as the tiniest place. It's actually reminds me of
Speaker 2: the first Ninja Turtles movie where Donnie shows up the
Speaker 2: redheaded kid and like they're all just sneaking around like
Speaker 2: by being giant turtles.
Speaker 1: Or men in foam suits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at a certain at a certain point we see uh.
Speaker 2: But there's also an amazing point where princesses here, I'll
Speaker 2: call for help, and she like picks up a rotally
Speaker 2: rotary landline and she's just like, how do you use
Speaker 2: this ancient shit?
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm wasting so much time tiling.
Speaker 2: Because they show you the entire rotary folk, like the
Speaker 2: rotary phot It's a great comedy. Beete. Yeah. So eventually
Speaker 2: they have to dispense the gentle thug, but they get
Speaker 2: they get a shotgun. In the end, Princess is the
Speaker 2: one who's gonna use the shotgun.
Speaker 1: Well, at first, Bones is like yeah, right, like you
Speaker 1: know how to use that, and then Princess is like
Speaker 1: Daddy's country club has a shooting range and she does
Speaker 1: all this stuff where you like cock the barrow.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I think the girls are selling being
Speaker 2: action heroes, and honestly, like I guess I'll still want
Speaker 2: Lana Condor back in the mc US Jubilee. She didn't
Speaker 2: get to do much in those movies. She was in them,
Speaker 2: yeah for like a half second.
Speaker 1: I feel like these who was Jubilee and.
Speaker 2: The other ones, Well, this is like the first time
Speaker 2: they had her in live action.
Speaker 1: Right, because they've only had Rogue and Anna Paquin was Rogue.
Speaker 1: Yea was not old enough at the time to be Rode.
Speaker 1: Rogue's whole thing was she was like mother age so
Speaker 1: she was wise, but she was also like kept it
Speaker 1: super steamy with Gambit all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well Cherry.
Speaker 1: Who played Gambit?
Speaker 2: Channing Tatum what well and shut up? An X Men
Speaker 2: vers Deadpool? He was he was Gambit? Did they have
Speaker 2: him do the ex Oh yeah, Like he delivers his
Speaker 2: line and Deadpool's like, what the fuck did he just say?
Speaker 2: I can't understand because he's hamming it up? So he's
Speaker 2: being Channing Tatum, like you get Chanting Tatum because he's
Speaker 2: like a big honk of comedy. Frank, would you say
Speaker 2: a hon k of Hong Kong? Oh, a big honk honk.
Speaker 1: Rg Okay, here here I'm put I'm manifesting this. I'm
Speaker 1: putting this out in the universe. If I do start
Speaker 1: making a MVS and I become popular and have fans
Speaker 1: to call Hong Kong honkahs, if Channing Tatum, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's the perfect jubilee.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna flip this table. I'm enraged.
Speaker 1: If Channing Cantum liked one of my amb's.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, okay, I can perish now. Did you
Speaker 2: see that he posted like a subtweet or a subtweet
Speaker 2: post after Zoe Kravitz, who is his ex Scott engaged? No,
Speaker 2: was it like very petty? I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: heard that he posted something, and then like Katie Perry
Speaker 2: posted something and just I was like, does just his
Speaker 2: throw like he's cool with the fact she's posting sad
Speaker 2: Instagram posts about her ex getting engaged? Okay, I mean
Speaker 2: you know channing. Okay.
Speaker 1: The thing is Katy Perry is with Justin Trudeau is
Speaker 1: in The Devilwars Protatue and a shit tone of prosthetics
Speaker 1: and he's the only funny part. The rest of that
Speaker 1: movie is like they were like, let's take a bunch
Speaker 1: of epic actors and have them do nothing. And then
Speaker 1: Justin Throw is in a totally different movie where he's
Speaker 1: acting like an Elon Musk type character, and oh god,
Speaker 1: they're talking about a woman and this is not her
Speaker 1: name that he goes, who's even named Candle?
Speaker 2: And look, that's the moment.
Speaker 1: Is I think the woman's name is Candace?
Speaker 2: And even serious? So then later these.
Speaker 1: Are spoilers for the Devil Wars Protatude, but you should
Speaker 1: not spend your money on it.
Speaker 2: La the first one.
Speaker 1: I started watching the first one on the plane, and
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this movie is so good.
Speaker 2: This is why I did not like the sequel.
Speaker 1: But Emily Blunt's character is trying to say I should
Speaker 1: be on the cover of the magazine and she's like gesturing,
Speaker 1: and Justin Throw's like a tiger, a lion, a ringmaster.
Speaker 1: She's like, why are you only talking about circus stuff?
Speaker 2: Like I was like, this movie needs to be heightened
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 1: Yes, the fashion is great, kind of we didn't get
Speaker 1: to see as much as the first one, and the
Speaker 1: first one the fashion is so dated and hideous.
Speaker 2: Okay, so in the first the first one has more fashion,
Speaker 2: more people doing things that I've read the plot of
Speaker 2: the second one today. It doesn't seem to make any
Speaker 2: goddamn sense.
Speaker 1: It's like there are no steakes, like everyone's so comfortable,
Speaker 1: and then Justin Threw comes in. He's like my characters
Speaker 1: from an entirely different movie. I'm gonna be so distracting
Speaker 1: for the five minutes I'm on screen, and then when
Speaker 1: I'm not on screen, you're gonna wish.
Speaker 2: I was on screen. When Justin Throw is not on screen,
Speaker 2: every should be asking where's Justin Throw?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so Katy Perry is with Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 2: Who is no Kravitz marrying.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's someone who is dating Katy Perry. No.
Speaker 2: I think that this is just people are people are
Speaker 2: just making sense. Oh Zoe Kraust disengaged to Harry Styles?
Speaker 1: What how am I just hearing about this? I'm was
Speaker 1: sad when her and Channing Tatum broke up. When Instagram
Speaker 1: was like love is dead, I was like yeah probably.
Speaker 1: I was like, hill, I'm so sorry they broke up.
Speaker 1: So now we're gonna have to get divorced. And deal
Speaker 1: probably told me to take a nap.
Speaker 2: So uh, just to fish up pretty lethal. This movie,
Speaker 2: it's not a bad movie. Well, it's just like there's
Speaker 2: like it's just like and so I just want to
Speaker 2: talk about my am V. Everything is building to like
Speaker 2: what we're about to talk about or I'm gonna mention
Speaker 2: because it's not like what am I gonna go be for?
Speaker 2: Beat in this like fight scene. Yeah, there's an amazing
Speaker 2: fight scene.
Speaker 1: I mean similar to what was that John Wick four
Speaker 1: or five four I guess where it's like fold down
Speaker 1: the stairs, run up the stairs.
Speaker 2: That's like thirty minutes of him trying to climb some
Speaker 2: goddamn stairs where I was snooze. The duel that comes
Speaker 2: after that with nearly some one of the Circus brothers,
Speaker 2: one of the Scars Guards brothers, is actually really good.
Speaker 2: Like it's you know, the whole thing of like, oh
Speaker 2: he didn't shoot and he shoots the Scars guard brother
Speaker 2: in the head and then he dies. Anyways, that was
Speaker 2: the point of any of this. Yeah, Like it's just
Speaker 2: those movies should have ended with the like like either
Speaker 2: with the first one or the second one, maybe the
Speaker 2: third one. It just the they're very well made, but
Speaker 2: it's like eating too much cake, Like after a while
Speaker 2: the cake you're just gonna like it feels sick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like there's an amazing bar fight with the girls
Speaker 2: using all the ballet talents and like all the weapons
Speaker 2: they've accumulated. Uh Uma Thurman puts on a crazy ballerina
Speaker 2: like ballerina costume buzzine.
Speaker 1: Where she is doing the face paint and like pending
Speaker 1: on her eyebrows. Like when the ballerinas first see her,
Speaker 1: was this swan like or the Nutcracker she was supposed
Speaker 1: to dance the sugar porn fairy right, Yeah, uh she
Speaker 1: has her costume encased in glass in the middle of
Speaker 1: her room.
Speaker 2: Real miss Havisham managers yes.
Speaker 1: And so when the valeriinas, I think it's Princess who
Speaker 1: says that, She's like, oh, this bitch is crazy. And
Speaker 1: so then when the girls are like getting ready to
Speaker 1: like mess up Pasha more Uma Thurmad comes out and Pasha's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, what's happening to me? And with
Speaker 2: everyman's like, girls, get out of here. It's my fight.
Speaker 1: So Pasha's dad and like the lamb is looking posse
Speaker 1: bust in and just start shooting everything, which they're definitely
Speaker 1: going to accidentally shoot his dumb son because his son has.
Speaker 2: To call me like Denny.
Speaker 1: They're being so mean to me.
Speaker 2: It is literally the end of that what they like
Speaker 2: that one snl skit look skirt skirt Pete Davison, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like dad, can you come pick us up? That being
Speaker 2: mean to us? Yeah, which man is accurate, and like
Speaker 2: they also throw in the very funny line where like,
Speaker 2: you know, at this point point, with the man's put
Speaker 2: up at least like a dozen bricks of C four,
Speaker 2: and I think both is like, oh shit, it's C
Speaker 2: four and Grace like I see a lot more than four.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's like I see at least sixteen.
Speaker 1: So they are barely barely even breaching the property line
Speaker 1: when this whole castle explodes.
Speaker 2: Okay can I I don't want to be the actually guy,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna be that guy. I mean you already
Speaker 2: did at the beginning.
Speaker 1: We're like more explosion that.
Speaker 2: That amount of C four would probably destroy like a
Speaker 2: miles square.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like crater it, right, yeah, like
Speaker 1: nothing would be like the Joker rids tree basically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like now you're talking about language that this is
Speaker 2: the only way I can measure things by havingy chokers
Speaker 2: riding Christmas trees there are accurate. So like they steal
Speaker 2: a bunch of motorcycles Uma Thines that has had her revenge.
Speaker 2: They show up at the ballet showcase bloodied, dirty, no
Speaker 2: coach to be seen, and then you're like, we're just
Speaker 2: gonna perform like this, We cool, cool, And it's just
Speaker 2: like no, like their passwords have been burns. How are
Speaker 2: they getting home after this?
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, I suppose they could go to the
Speaker 1: embassy and they're miners?
Speaker 2: Are they minors? I think they're college age? But oh
Speaker 2: like I told after I finished watching it, I told,
Speaker 2: this is just like it's not like like regretting you,
Speaker 2: where that just slid off my brain. The moment I
Speaker 2: saw watching you.
Speaker 1: Did not watch regretting you. We watched reminders of him
Speaker 1: regretting you is the one with Dave Franco and I
Speaker 1: was and Marnie from Girls. I send Williams, Oh my god, god,
Speaker 1: it's a big window.
Speaker 2: You can both take parts in the window anyway, and
Speaker 2: there's growling happened. I sent a writing friend of mine
Speaker 2: the clip from Garf Moranghi's Dark Place where he says,
Speaker 2: I know a lot of writers who use subtexts. Those
Speaker 2: people are cowards. And that's that was my made me
Speaker 2: think of that's what we say of Colleen Hoover.
Speaker 1: Yes, Colleen Hoover is like, you're never gonna have a
Speaker 1: question about whether this is tragedy porn or not.
Speaker 2: So I give pretty lethal a recommendation.
Speaker 1: It's how many toenails that have fallen off?
Speaker 2: Oh that's another great point, where like the doctor rips
Speaker 2: off one of bones his toenails, you.
Speaker 1: Should specify the doctor is like a fixer in that
Speaker 1: he eradicates people's identities after they've been murdered, so they
Speaker 1: can't be traced again. Are they called the guardie in
Speaker 1: Hungry or is that just Ireland?
Speaker 2: The who guardie Guardy It's like what they call the police.
Speaker 2: I'll look it up. Okay, what do you call police
Speaker 2: in Hungary?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: But he like Yanks? Yanks would have heard one of
Speaker 2: bones his toenails. She's just like I lose toenails all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh no, Okay, there are a bunch of
Speaker 1: when I say, what do you call? And I really
Speaker 1: was not trying to do a joke, A bunch of
Speaker 1: jokes that I'm not going to.
Speaker 2: Click come out. Oh jeezy, Frank's like all beans, all beans?
Speaker 1: Give me?
Speaker 2: Oh people, I want.
Speaker 1: A phonetic word for police, it's and if anyone speaks Hungarian,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry Rendorsic. Wait, can I get stop? Ai?
Speaker 1: I don't want you to say it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go no, not to Wikipedia. What I
Speaker 2: was gonna say was when it comes to all beans,
Speaker 2: like people have mentioned a work that they won't know,
Speaker 2: I'm working on something to hear me say all beans
Speaker 2: when something goes wrong, Alice, Okay, that's just no.
Speaker 1: I'm saying please.
Speaker 4: Oh I wasn't close at all. It's too seductive.
Speaker 2: It's three times. It's just like them trying to find
Speaker 2: Rocky's voice in product, He'll marry. What else do we
Speaker 2: want to say?
Speaker 1: In Hungarian? I'm gonna say ballerina? Why didn't anyone say
Speaker 1: ballerina and Hungarian?
Speaker 2: Find the word for ballerina and also the word for obsession,
Speaker 2: because that's what we're doing next week. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is so good.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think ballerina is pretty much the same. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's spelled just.
Speaker 2: With one now okay, well, oh I like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now we'll do obsession and then I'm done with
Speaker 1: my new favorite toy.
Speaker 2: But Dell is going to get harassed with us all night,
Speaker 2: maybe like how do you say good?
Speaker 1: But in this is the word for upset. There's two
Speaker 1: different words.
Speaker 2: Next silo tag metso loves sello sag and then this
Speaker 2: is the other one.
Speaker 1: Can't click it there we go ruth. Okay, so it's like, okay.
Speaker 2: Ready to move on. I mean, I haven't done the
Speaker 2: Airhorn at a long time. But yes, so next week
Speaker 2: we're going to be doing that new movie obsession.
Speaker 1: About I have to give it to a man of
Speaker 1: the Jedi. She mentions this movie every video. She's like,
Speaker 1: so obsession, obsession.
Speaker 2: I have to make an am V of Mandel Jedi
Speaker 2: talking about the movie Obsession. Yeah. I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: we get it. You like the movie. I mean she
Speaker 2: has discerning tastes like she does, so she likes it.
Speaker 2: I'm into it, so Gary for that? Uh, do you
Speaker 2: want me to do the adre? Yes? So I don't
Speaker 2: want to find that Gary way to do the addre.
Speaker 1: What we figure out how, they say?
Speaker 2: Our email is at real real teengirl Talk at gmail
Speaker 2: dot com.
Speaker 1: Yes, Gary, you can write us at realteengirl Talk at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Frank is another podcast called I Hope
Speaker 1: I Can make it through with his friend Donnie. They
Speaker 1: watched Degrassi. When's the last time you guys updated? Wow, Frank,
Speaker 1: I won't be taking questions, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I have a website Frankcoda dot com where I post
Speaker 2: my writings. I'm posting an article. Well, by the time
Speaker 2: this comes up, I'll posted an article about the various
Speaker 2: hot foxes throughout fiction. Damn it. No, it's because they're
Speaker 2: releasing any Star Fucks game and there's a new model
Speaker 2: for Fox and it's very controversial. Oh no, Glenn Powell
Speaker 2: played Star Fox in the Summer Brothers Galaxy movie and
Speaker 2: a lot of people are like, who is this hot? Pop?
Speaker 2: I just watched a movie, another movie on a plane
Speaker 2: of called How to Make a Killing. It was like, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's apparently a remake of a different movie. I saw
Speaker 2: the trailer for him, like, oh, I'll watch that. It
Speaker 2: didn't seem like a movie I need to see in theaters.
Speaker 2: I did think I wanted to see Devils Prada too,
Speaker 2: but the way you described, I'm like, I'm not into.
Speaker 1: It, Frank you one hundred percent. So a movie has
Speaker 1: to be so good for Frank not to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: And sometimes even when Frank likes the movie, he falls asleep.
Speaker 1: You would have slept through if I had to guess
Speaker 1: fifty Devil War's Prada, No, no.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I can sleep on my cash with my cat.
Speaker 1: I mean, you'd wake up when Justin Thurrow was on
Speaker 1: screen and be very disoriented.
Speaker 2: I also have a book of hard short stories called
Speaker 2: A Heartbeat in the Darkness. It's available for sale at
Speaker 2: the link in the description and until next week.
Speaker 1: I'm Ceze Coda
Speaker 2: Francota Team Cooda