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Speaker 1: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. We have a celebrity
in the studio. Laura's here, Laura is here, but we
have a celebrity in the studio as well. Laura. I
don't know if you've seen doctor Johnny Santa Fever. Look
at this, Look at this is going on, Harry Christmas. Dude,
if you can't get laid with that alphabet, Oh my god,
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: I've been writing saying all year, that's right.
Speaker 1: Get her in the Chimney, sit on my lap and
tell me what you want for Christmas. North And there's
so many things I want to say. You left the
wide open. I'm sorry, a big deal. Laura has a
job that there was a school shooting, right, fifteen year
old girl and I've been subbing, and my father calls
up and he goes, hey, yes, you're a pretty dangerous
place these days with school shootings. And I started to
think about different things where you wouldn't expect anything to happen,
but Laura, out of all of us, statistically speaking, probably
would have. And then I would think you're pretty high
up yourself, Doug, even bartending and ubering, just depending in
the bar. But Laura goes into people's homes, right, what
if like you just got somebody just locks you in
the closet and goes wait.
Speaker 4: There was a guy who told me he was going
to lock me in my house, lock me in his house. No, no,
but I should I do have a box cutter, like
in my bag, because I show up with like a
work bag and everything.
Speaker 5: But he was like, I'm going to lock you in
my house.
Speaker 4: He had a jar of barbie heads in his and
he told me that he went in my head and.
Speaker 1: There, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he he started pushed the limit alone.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I have not.
Speaker 5: Gone back to his house.
Speaker 4: I was there like three different times, and I felt awkward.
Speaker 5: Just drove a white.
Speaker 1: Van, windowless, a white windowless fan. Yep, that from dude,
This is yeah.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I was sharing my location with people.
Speaker 3: When all that.
Speaker 1: How old a guy was he He was about fifty five,
oh so still in shape that he could take you
down if you needed to, you know, chloroform true chloroform.
Speaker 5: No, but yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: It is because I work with a lot of real
theres and we talk about it though, because I could easily.
Speaker 1: Be I like to always think that it's so rare,
but when we hear about it, it's like I always
try to stop because the news makes a big deal
about it, and it is a big deal. I can't
deny that, but I'll go it's one out of how many, right,
you know, even the number of planes that took off today.
You know, people were afraid to fly. Nothing happened well,
and so that. But at the same time, it almost
feels naive to to say, to act like nothing could
ever happen. Yeah, right, I mean if a guy's got
Barbie tell it's in a jar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a bubblegarm.
Speaker 1: Was he married, had kids?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Single?
Speaker 1: Single? Really he's this guy single?
Speaker 5: Yeah he was. I had problems he did, like actually.
Speaker 1: Well on the on the scale of not getting laid
before Christmas, I think, uh he he wins.
Speaker 3: He probably a few.
Speaker 4: Weeks like or maybe a couple of months after, like
I stopped working with him, he did text me and
ask me. He's like, would you ever let me take
you on a date?
Speaker 3: Oh, let me think about that.
Speaker 1: Nope. Wow.
Speaker 4: But like even with what I do, I've only had
him and maybe one other person make me feel on comfortable.
Speaker 5: When I used to work in a.
Speaker 4: Restaurant, so many people made me feel uncomfortable. Yeah, sexual
assault all the time.
Speaker 1: What do you mean when you say sexual assault?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Even like the cook sent my restaurant
would like grab my ass. When I was younger, like
you know.
Speaker 1: Were you up not to get two graphics, but like
up the skirt.
Speaker 4: And I had a cook One time I was filling
like drinks for you know, a table, yes, and a cook.
Speaker 5: I was in a skirt.
Speaker 4: My cook came and he flipped me upside down and
pretended to like start humping me.
Speaker 3: Oh you upside down?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like flipped me in like one eighty and was like.
Speaker 3: Uh, did you report this to the manager?
Speaker 5: No, because it was just like that was because it
was that was the restaurant industry.
Speaker 7: I mean, this was twenty years ago or you know
when I was years ago? Said no, it was it
was like years ago, two thousand and five.
Speaker 5: I graduate we did.
Speaker 1: Was it family owned?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Small.
Speaker 8: I don't think I could go back to a corporate job.
My mouth will could be fired that day with the
rules and regular regulations. Yeah, well right, I'd slip with
a joke or slip something, or I wouldn't talk.
Speaker 3: To anybody, and then I'd be there.
Speaker 1: That's uh, that's scary, Laura.
Speaker 8: And you never like do you know a friend of
mine works for Kodak and he had a two hour
video huge relations and uh, you can't tell a woman
to do something twice now otherwise it's offensive. It's great
a Kodak Yeah, and there because it means in their eyes,
it means that you don't think they can do it.
They were told once, so you should tell them and
that's it.
Speaker 1: Even if they screwed up fishing stec really slowly. Right.
Bath said, that's terrible, that is terrible. But when you
were now, you were a strip club, dja, I was.
Did you ever worry about that job anybody? Nothing happening there?
Really No. You don't get suspended or anything. You talk
to maybe, yeah, but never get assaulted. Anybody flipping out
on you, not on me. Yeah, oh no, arguments, yeah, yeah,
I would think a couple of times.
Speaker 8: Well those were girls that were leaving anyways. Yeah, and
I didn't want to tip me out like they were
leaving the next day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 8: And she came storming off stage. You, I told you
not to play the fucker South blah blah blah, grab
your ship, screaming, yelling me out of the door. And
I'm just like, you know, so now it's an empty stage.
Now it looks like it's my fault in front of anybody.
Play the song she wanted and then come find out
what she was leaving for Florida in the morning. So
she didn't tip out anybody, she didn't pay her tab. Wow,
but she always everybody a little money. So she was
emotionally Oh no, it was all stage. Oh yeah, I'm
making emotional exit and there you go. Wow, what a plan. Yeah,
way to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you mention if a guy did that? Oh,
I could see it today, Jerey McGuire.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna flip out of everybody right taking the
fish and going yeah.
Speaker 1: But he didn't. He didn't owe anybody money. Now I'm
saying it was like, you know, not tipping anybody out.
But Doug, there was a very scary situation. So I
heard in a strip club. But there's some fun things
about the strip club that are very.
Speaker 9: Unique and I after undergoing multiple hours long surgeries. Portland
man is recovering after being stabbed by his coworker.
Speaker 1: Fox tolls him.
Speaker 9: Lhell joins us Live tonight from Portland Police headquarters.
Speaker 10: With that story real.
Speaker 9: It happened just a few days ago at a strip
club in northwest Portland. That's where the DJ says he
was stabbed four times in the back, resulting in a
collapse lung. Now, he says he's just lucky to be
alive after paramedics told him he was just minutes away
from drowning in his own blood.
Speaker 11: Wow, I've never actually had it like a dancer outright
like attack me like that.
Speaker 1: A dancer, I'll right attacked him and I saw the video.
She's like, she stands in wait, she's up together a video. Yeah,
and I don't think I don't even know if they
were open yet. And she and she turns around and
stabs the guy four times.
Speaker 9: Duncan Allen has worked as a DJ at Casa Diablo
Vegan Strip Club on Northwest.
Speaker 1: Casa Diablo Strip Club strip Club.
Speaker 8: And it seems to be going around in your circle.
Maybe they should go to Skips on the ridge.
Speaker 5: Really, my friend that needs me is a vegetar.
Speaker 1: Oh really okay, who will say gammon? Lettas so they
have a side outside. It's the stripper. It's like a
stripper like you know those cheesy drawings were and she's
eating a carrot. It's that's what the vegan whatever. But
this Island, Oregon. I don't know they This guy has
worked there, you'll hear ten years, so they they must
be doing something right. But who goes to order food
anyway at a strip club.
Speaker 3: We used to have a great burger in the classic cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah he to close you cat for a fur burger.
Speaker 8: All the car dealerships, all the guys would come over
for lunch. Yeah, they played Golden tea, get a hamburger.
Watch some of the girls head back.
Speaker 1: Head back to work. That's right. Get you reading that back?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I don't think I ordered a cordial.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't either. I get a good menu back. Then,
here is a little bit more about the guy got stabbed.
Speaker 9: Listen to this Saint Helen's road for over a decade
and says he's seen a thing or two, but never
did he think he would ever leave work in an
ambulance with stab wounds, or that he would have the
footage to prove it.
Speaker 11: I was basically on my computer getting some songs ready,
and next thing I know, it felt like like a
five hundred pound man punched me in the back, basically
as hard as humanly possible. So I turned around, expecting
there to be like a huge dude like about to
fight me and hit me, and it was her, and
she was standing there holding the Knight. I still didn't
know I was stabbed at that point, but then I
took a breath in and I realized that my left
lung had collapsed.
Speaker 9: As shocked as he was, Alan knew he Now, how.
Speaker 1: Would you know would you know if your lung was
collapsed or just being a lot of pain. I don't
think I would know. I don't know. I've never had
a hole in it.
Speaker 8: I mean, same as if you get a hole in
your tire, you're not something's wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I think. Yeah, well all in the
time I can see it my lung, I can't see.
I don't know that it's gone that deep. I just
know him, haven't you said? Once you tried it in hill?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get stiff. This girl will take your breath
away literally a couple of the stage.
Speaker 9: You had to stay calm to avoid his lung filling
with blood too quickly before ems gone there. But in
the back of his head, he was left wondering why
this dancer attacked him, saying it was completely un evoked,
and according to the owner of the club, he was
just as shocked, saying the dancer Peyton Layton, had worked
for him.
Speaker 1: Hayten Layton, that's right, Doug, you got to give us
I'm gonna pull up some music while we listen to
the rest of this. You got to give us a
Peyton Layton intro we had with us.
Speaker 8: Michael Myers OG's greatest said, excuse me, touch too soon?
For ten years, she was always a little off weird,
but really like taking clothes off for money, off, a little.
Speaker 1: Off, a little weird. What does that say?
Speaker 6: She never exhibited that violent tendencies. I think she intended
to kill someone and it just happened to be Duncan.
And when I think about it, when she was in
the dressing room for about ten minutes, she seemed like
she was possessed by a demon.
Speaker 9: After leaving the club, Layton was spotted walking alongside of
the road and was arrested by Portland Police, now facing
two assault charges as well as a hard for unlawful
possession of a weapon.
Speaker 11: She could have cracked my ribs. She could have stabbed
me in the kidney. She could have stabbed me in
the next she could.
Speaker 1: Have stabbed Okay, there's a million things she could have
She could have done.
Speaker 8: This guy will amber in the lamp dance area with
the candlestick.
Speaker 11: I think that she should get charged the highest you
know what, because this was premeditated.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, look at her texts.
Speaker 9: This aspect is set to be arraigned on her indictment
Tuesday morning. And as for Duncan, he is expecting to
get out of the hospital on Sunday.
Speaker 5: If you would like.
Speaker 9: To help him with his medical expenses, be able to
say over on KPTV dot com bibbing downtown to an
organ page.
Speaker 3: Yeah, suck page, sucking page.
Speaker 8: So actually there's probably opening right now. Head out to
pick the bill. Fight on the road out to Oregon. Oh,
that's exactly what I want to do, and i'll DJ.
Speaker 1: You won't have to, you know, do your other thing. Yeah,
that's that's that's exactly what all right, gentlemen.
Speaker 8: Here she is get your body armor on coming for one, two,
three songs. She's slicing her way up to the stage,
get ready for the Swiss Army Knight herself.
Speaker 3: Peyton, what song were you gonna go with?
Speaker 1: I was gonna go with I will tell you it'll
be see here this one. Let's see if I get.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you think any life songs? Hereah, here we go.
Speaker 5: I just want to see what this woman looks like.
Speaker 3: She loves your song.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, here she is organizing your drawers, your closet,
your cupboards, and your life, Miss naughty and nice.
Speaker 3: So sweet hell, Lauren, did you look the club up?
Speaker 1: It was called the look up something vegan in Portland, Oregon.
Uh yeah, I could play it again. It's just like
a bit. Yeah, just like she must have snapped you.
They show her the security footage, and now security footage
isn't like although the weird part is every picture of
a drone that someone sees is very blurry and I
can't tell what it is when they posted, I have
no fucking idea what that is. But it used to
be the same thing with Bigfoot. Now inside you would
have blurry camera foot This is like in color high deaf.
You can see her. She's just leaning against the wall, waiting,
and there's no wonder I couldn't tell if they were
open or not. Unless the booth is back in an
area that's employee only, it's possible.
Speaker 8: So I saw a girl fight a couple of times
as the cat one and one of the girls was
going after the other girl because one of the I
will say, well, one of the owners was dating both
of them. Oh yeah, reached out to go at her
and the other one went and they think, oh yeah,
it was a big hood. And then I saw not
a knife fight, but uh, working at Hollywood Tropicana, you
had it.
Speaker 3: Uh if your name was pulled. You had a oil
wrestle another girl? That was a thing. Yeah, well Laura,
Laura's up next?
Speaker 1: Would you oil wrestle another girl?
Speaker 4: Okay, that is so much funey get uh So it
was like three rounds a minute each and that was
that was a draw.
Speaker 3: It was that place was on its way down.
Speaker 8: But years before, I mean the girls were drinking, drinking,
driving Mercedes Lamborghinis. They were wow bidding five six thousand
dollars to get two girls to go.
Speaker 3: I mean, a whole spectacular thing going on production. And
now there there were pev.
Speaker 8: Strippers on the second floor that wouldn't even anyway, They
just basically do lap dances. So anyways, this one girl,
two girls had jello wrestle and the one girl didn't
want to do with the one and the other girl
got a fend and she comes out of the back
room with a butterfly.
Speaker 3: Knife and I said, Johnny, Johnny, she's got a knife.
It was Johnny Cocktails. Johnny Cocktails, He's got a knife.
Speaker 1: And he went.
Speaker 8: Run in and he just put his hands on give
me a knife, to give me the knife. And Johnny
is made his living of doing bit parts of movies
and TV shows.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 8: Actually he was in his first stint was in Nerds.
At the end they had the tail show and what
do you what do you call it? Dead ant dead antant?
Speaker 3: That was him.
Speaker 8: And then he's been a CSI, he's been in some
of Aana key, he's been in a couple of Wow,
Adam standing real bit parts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all right. Yeah, that's some stuff. Yeah,
hang on with.
Speaker 9: Blood too quickly before ems gone there. But in the
back of his head he was left wondering why this
dancer attacked him, saying it was completely unprovoked, and according
to the owner of the club, he was just as shocked,
saying the dance I went too.
Speaker 1: Far into the story, but it was just something egan. Yeah,
strip club, we'll find it during a break, Yeah, during
a break. I used to do gigs at the Mirage
when I was on the radio, and they used to
have feature dancers who traveled the country, yes back in
the day, and they would bring them up to the station.
Speaker 5: Casa Diablo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship club, that's it. Look at how good you
are on How quick that is? So I used to
have a couple so the girls who were features would
come up. Some of them would play strip trivia with
a listener, so we'd invite a listener in and they
do the game on the air.
Speaker 8: Bobby Brown was the first dancer there. The headliner we
went there opening night after it was a half dollar Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know who they were. This
is we're going back to like two thousand and two thousand.
Speaker 8: And one, two years old.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and one, Oh, this is uh when
you went Yeah. So I'm uh. I had these girls
in and one was cool and she said, uh uh.
Some guy calls up and goes, hey, what does she
look like? And she goes, you want to have phone sex?
And she starts having phone sex. So I'm doing it
live on the radio. But then the conversation got too
risque for the FCC, so I said, I will tape
the rest of this. And the guy goes, yeah, let
me get down to my let me get down to
the basement. So back but back then, back then, there
were phones on your wall. Yeah, So all of a sudden,
he's downstairs and she's going. He goes, what are you
gonna do. She's like, well, I'll come down real slow
and I'll just you know, have my hair dance down
to your chest, right down to your stomach, and then
I'll unbuckle your belt and all of a sudden, you hear.
I have to find the tape because I had this.
I used to listen to it over and over and
just laugh. All of a sudden, you here, Bob, who
are you talking to? And I fucking lose it in
the background. Right I'm listening on the radio and I'm
recording it, and then he goes, oh no. So then
I go, Bob, who's that? And the stripper's like sitting
right across from me, and he goes, it's my wife.
We're watching my one year old grandson, and he's down there.
But then I went to the Mirage because I had
a gig there and I did something that probably pissed
them off greatly. I had a super big, big woman
come in who wanted to do that. I was hosting
an amateur strip club.
Speaker 8: She was huge, how big she went swimming? She left
he ring around the lake, you got it. I met
her to Macon's Parade. She was wearing ropes, all right,
she was big. I took her to the zoo. Elephants
were throwing her peanuts. All right, we're talking a big girl.
Speaker 1: So she tried computer dating. She messed her up with
a joy. I did this whole thing like here she
comes to bend the pole, fellas, and then this other stripper.
I'm talking to somebody, and I went like, this was
my finger. Just just casually, she grabbed my hand and
she bit down on my finger, Doug, I like with
her molars. I could not I was it was locked.
I couldn't do anything, and she's just staring at me.
I don't know if she was a meth again, unprovoked anything.
She just bit down and would not let go. I
thought I was about to punch her right in the
face because I thought it was my only way of
getting my finger out of her mouth. And whatever happened,
like she like she walked away or yeah, you remember
what it was. I don't remember her name. But she
would come up to the radio station every once in
a while. She was not a feature. She would just
come up with some of the girls.
Speaker 3: No hurt, like hell, I had to.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think it bruised the bone. Not a good way.
Well I've had bruised bones in my head.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, but from the last time you bruised bone, Lauren,
I gotta tell you, like Manu.
Speaker 3: Laura, I I haven't seen it in a while.
Speaker 1: But I can feel it every once in a while
on my hands for boxing. Can feel the like I can.
I can't it said it hurts. I'll tell you, I
get like some pain. So no, not from her. I'm
just I was so close with my left hand I
thought I was going to have to just pop a
right like. I kept going toway hit her on this
side because she's got me bit here. I was going
all in my head and then somebody from behind the
bar yelled at her, and she's like, I wasn't even
I was just like, oh my god, I couldn't believe
what was happening. At Least I wasn't stabbed, That's all
I will say. At least I wasn't stabbed.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to follow find this girl on Instagram or something,
but there's not a lot of pictures of her.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sure there's not. I'm sure, and I'm sure
she's Portland's finest. No one even heard of that strip
club unless you lived in Portland.
Speaker 5: He said, it's the world's only vegan strip club.
Speaker 1: No, that brings in everybody. That's gotta be that's right.
You know what you want to eat a carrot? We
got a glory hole here.
Speaker 5: The girl needed some iron. She was just trying to
go BLUs.
Speaker 1: She doesn't. That's what it is. We'll take a moment.
Speaker 8: It's Michael Myers night here down to the Vegan place and.
Speaker 3: We got Freddy Krueger and Jason coming in.
Speaker 1: We have, you know, all these drone sightings and things.
What I haven't heard anything about? No, not at all.
So I got a guy who is ex military, runs
a security company. We'll talk to him a little bit
about the drones. Because Chuck Schumer is now trying to
put and I don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 3: He's trying to put on Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: No, he's trying to no, no, no, not at all.
He's trying to say, we need ways for law enforcement
agencies to be able to better handle this stuff. I
don't know this guy can explain.
Speaker 3: One of the series is that there is a nuclear
warhead somewhere and they're trying to find it.
Speaker 1: Have you heard this? Yeah? Right, But I'm going wouldn't
our government do something if this was Chinese operatives? Or
is it our guys? Is it our stuff that's off
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Speaker 14: Baby Hey, it's Dominic the Donkey there. Christmas Donkey La.
Speaker 8: La la la La.
Speaker 1: He's got a little friend.
Speaker 14: His name is Dominic.
Speaker 1: The little donkey said that strip club.
Speaker 3: Well assure everybody hanging out waiting for me to get home.
Speaker 8: Eclipse Rosie, it's.
Speaker 1: Everybody's Doug was giving me crap because everybody's dressed Christmasy.
Even Laura has her naughty and nice, naughty naughty ish.
But I'm worrying Kevin. Kevin got me this for Christmas
and he put a stone logo on it.
Speaker 5: He put that on it, or did he?
Speaker 1: He probably got carried do it. But yeah, I though
it was very nice. I really liked it. That's all. Uh.
The drone sightings are have gone up. They've expanded across
the East coast. Now, I thought what we were talking
about were just I don't know, I'm fairly good size. No,
these are like SUVs in the air that people are
reporting seeing.
Speaker 3: I just found out about the sera, but I knew
what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they and I saw one up close.
They're yeah, they're like small car. They're six to eight
feet in diameters up close on the news Like yeah
you know wait, yeah, I got right up there.
Speaker 5: Laura was like, what the fuck? Fairport police show the sound.
Speaker 1: Fairport Police have them. They put them up for the
music fests and stuff ones. Not yeah, not this kind
of stuff. So many people say they're worried. Uh, they're
aggravated as this has been going on. So here comes
Senator Chuck Schumer. And Chuck, I mean he tries, he
does stuff for people, He gets out there, makes a
lot of noise, and he is pushing legislation to allow
local authorities to use new technology to better combat these drones.
And I'm thinking if these drones that people were reporting seeing, somebody,
some reporter for some news station said they saw fifty
of them coming off the ocean onto the coast of Jersey,
flying onto the you know, towards the coast of New Jersey,
wouldn't you said, Okay, weird shit. But wouldn't are the
US government do something if this wasn't ours in some way? Yes? Okay.
So that's why I go, I'm not sure about this.
And we're talking to we're not talking about the drones
that Dougs can sorry, we're not talking about the drones
that Doug's gonna fly over for his neighbor's yeah house,
to get a look at, you know, his seventy five
year old wife in a bikini, you know what I mean,
Not that creepy kind of drone. These are like big
well for that, there's warfare r right, there's warfare and stuff.
So I have no idea if this is needed or not.
I would think that if anything, this certainly has to be.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's individualized, meaning it has to be
government otherwise I think the government would put something.
Speaker 3: This is one morning out. This is what I'm thinking.
Why isn't the government telling us, hey, we're just because
then you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna question, right, great question. So Matt is ex military,
runs his own security company. Uh, let me just pull
him up here. Hello, Matt, how are you?
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, welcome, Thanks, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: So Matt is a You fly drones both commercially or
I should say as a hobby and then as a job.
Speaker 10: Correct, that is correct, my own business.
Speaker 1: So, and what are you doing like land surveying or.
Speaker 10: Right now, it's just a portrait photography stuff like that.
I'm looking into getting into some updated technology for thermal
location and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, a thermal location.
Speaker 3: I don't want to stir the cancer.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your wife is big. But
I know a guy. I really get a good well,
we can get it all in there. Get it all
in there, douggie, you get it all over there. So
here's my question. You can't we hear people go fly
rolling over my house. I'll shoot that fucker down. But
that's illegal, highly illegal, illegal to shoot, highly illegal.
Speaker 10: So to put it into perspective, drones also known as
uas on manned aircraft systems are on the FAA's Protective List,
and so being eighteen. United States Code thirty two specifically
states that drones are in fact classified as aircraft. So
shooting down a drone on or above your or anywhere
else is actually considered to be a felony, and a
lot of times fines can go upwards of two hundred
and fifty thousand shit jail time. Yep, it's the same
thing as shooting down a helicopter or a small air soult.
Speaker 1: Wait, hang on a second. If I have a dog
and I got some creepy sixteen year old boy who
got a little drone for Christmas, and he's flying it
down and taking pictures, and I shoot that out, I
could get it too or dollars fine, right, absolutely, just
for that little wow Because they're sold like as toys.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, but here's why.
Speaker 3: Those toys have rights.
Speaker 1: Bill. Don't you know that? Well, I mean, if.
Speaker 8: In the backyard and there's a fence between us, a
wouldn't a fence. I think it's my right to fly
the drone videotape and let my wife know what she's missing.
Speaker 1: Well, the shooting of the drone would be more than
it's aircraft. We can't have people just shooting at aircraft.
So maybe the laws need to be rewritten in some way.
I don't know, because what Chuck Schumer then it sounds
like it's trying to do, is make it so local
law enforcement can kind of ground an unmanned drone that
they don't know where it's coming from. Would that be
more accurate to say?
Speaker 10: Quite possibly. I mean the only people that maintain drone
laws is the FAA, so it's at the federal level,
and I think what Chuck Schumer wants to do is
bring it into the local because there's a lot of
technology that local law enforcement and federal law enforcement can
use as well as criminals. Because you can use drone
jammers which will essentially bring down aircraft and it's not
just drones. It'll bring down aircraft itself too.
Speaker 3: So whatever you have, the bad guys get too. I
know exactly this is funny how good they are using.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing that I want to know. The
drones that we're seeing and hearing about the size of suv.
Somebody said they thought they saw one over Lake, Ontario.
A local NBC station went out and investigated and did
this whole thing. But all these drones, when people show them,
they're blurry pictures of lights in the night sky. I like,
I'm no expert on nothing, but I got a little
I like to think it's not just a hat wreck.
I'll tell you that. Why would I if I'm if
I'm doing nefarious things with the drone, like surveying infrastructure,
looking at certain things. Why would I have lights on
my drone? Why would they be on? Why would they
be I may fly them in the dark, but we've
got infrared cameras I can see different things all. Why
would I do that? If if it were indeed an
Iranian or Chinese drone?
Speaker 10: Exactly? And drones range in size from less than a
half a pound all the way up to almost two
hundred pounds for instance, one of the largest manufacturers in
the world.
Speaker 1: They can't get you off the ground or me or
me by the way, for me, those.
Speaker 10: Payload of approximately two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just champed us right there. You just went
dark for a second.
Speaker 10: I am sorry, it's okay.
Speaker 1: The payload, Yeah.
Speaker 10: The payload can be approximately at the highest of two
hundred and twenty fives, and that is typically used for
agricultural purposes. These drones are six to eight feet long,
wide square or whatever, and they fly at a lower
speed as long as it's approximately thirty two miles an hour. Wow,
they vary, and a lot of crop dusting that is
traditionally done by aircraft.
Speaker 1: I did that the other day. You've got to see
the walk by a row of kids.
Speaker 12: And just.
Speaker 1: Knocked them all down.
Speaker 8: You got to see the technology that's becoming farming, with
the watering, the pesticides, everything, drones.
Speaker 1: I don't mind that so much for farming, only because
what a big job, and what happens you can't hire
people anymore. Yeah, to make it becoming impossible. I mean,
everybody who's gonna work a farm in America, it's getting deported,
you know what I'm saying. I mean I'd say that jokingly,
but we don't. Americans won't do those jobs. That's why,
which is you know.
Speaker 8: Too much manual labor, right, But manual labor just came
over the border.
Speaker 1: But he's killing himself over he's killed himself. So tell
me what.
Speaker 13: He is?
Speaker 1: Do you, Matt have a And by the way, forgive
me I I your last name. This was a connection.
Speaker 10: It's it's a creaturic.
Speaker 1: I would have never ever gotten that crate. I got
a question, man.
Speaker 8: I was at a Bills game recently, probably about four
weeks ago, and somebody in the parking lot had a
drone and the cops, however, they found out, came over
and made him bring it back. Do they have sensors
they know where it's being attached to or.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Every drone is supposed to have an F C C
I D which goes up into to the F A
A I D which once it's airborne and actually transmits
that and it is it can be located on radar. Now,
how they determined that that person was flying the drone,
I'm sure it just took a little bit of you know,
police work to try and figure out where they were flying.
Speaker 8: From the parking lot and I heard you know you
got to take that, you to turn it off, bring
it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Like, And there was a guy several years ago.
Speaker 8: Just surprise, like you know, I mean they we had
only been there half an hour and now I don't
know how long it was in the year or its probably.
Speaker 1: Just taking pictures of a tail. Yeah, right, showing video
for whatever. Yeah, that's interesting, but they can tell you
to take it down. Why is that? Is that restricted
airspace around the stadium.
Speaker 10: It really depends when it comes to a stadium. Yes,
there was a guy, I would say, I think it
was about two and a half to three years ago
where the FAA nailed him. He actually flew his drone
over and beyond the stadium taking video footage. Now, according
to FAA rules and laws, you're supposed to keep your
drone within line of sight up to two statute miles.
He clearly didn't do that, and he got hammered. Whether
I think it was about one hundred and twenty five
or so thousand dollars fine because of it. So the
average user, even if it's a hobbyist, can get nailed
by the FAA if they're not applying those laws.
Speaker 4: You better see this is why are there anywhere in
like residential areas that are restricted because my seven year
old is getting a drone for Christmas?
Speaker 10: Not typically most of the air or excuse me, the
airspace across the US is actually open air space. Now,
the closer they you get to structures such as like
military installations or other airports, there's a certain limitation that
you can fly those drones within. There's six different classifications
of airspace across the US. Most of the airspace across
the US is unrestricted, which means that you can fly
at your free will drones. Drones can only fly at
a maximum of four hundred feet above ground level or
above the next closest strus. So if your house is
a fifty feet tall or fifty foot house, yeah, I
can go up to four hundred and fifty feet. I
don't want to, but that's what the FAA states, four
hundred foot maximum for drunes.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So now you know I bought him too,
because I know he's going to crash the first one,
and so.
Speaker 1: Right right into the bathroom windows door is going down
the first one.
Speaker 5: He's going to ruin it so quickly, and it's gonna
be tears.
Speaker 1: So I bought him. I bought him a second to
look at you very smart.
Speaker 3: I want to get one free.
Speaker 1: So we see like all the network news talking about
these drones. And before I think you were in Q,
we were talking about some news reporters saying they saw
fifty of these coming off in some formation from the
ocean toward land over Jersey. Yeah, these drones, what do
you think that is?
Speaker 10: In all honesty, I'm going to give you my personal
opinion and that's what I want. My thoughts are on
that fifty. There are drone programs where they launch literally
hundreds of drones to do a drone show that is
typically done at night with different color lights and then
may or may not have seen them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Olympics, Detroit Lions.
Speaker 10: Yes, right, yep, Now my personal thing is back. In
twenty twenty three, mid twenty twenty three to twenty four,
they launched the new NDAA, which is the National Defense
Authorization Act. Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but
part of that was the NDAA. They added in a
specific company called Dji. Dji is a Chinese manufacturing drone
company and they do their own software. So you can
imagine I see you shaking your head.
Speaker 1: I saw dog yeah, Doug takers of the Chinese.
Speaker 10: Yeah it's the Chinese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got a little biting go ahead? Sorry yeap?
Speaker 10: No, all good? So I think what's going on is
I think that we are honestly seeing some sort of
a scare tactic. Because as of end of October I believe,
or mid no November, the NDA passed the House, it
did not pass the Senate and they got kicked back,
so it's been basically tabled until next year. In that
bill specifically was DJI that manufacturer listed as a possible
ban for for inclusion into the US for the for
the sales market.
Speaker 8: Okay, say the Chinese went from weather balloon to drones
really fast. I mean the evolution of testing the limits
for the US.
Speaker 1: Say, okay, well they but they almost in a way
were infiltrating if you think about it, if you can
use that word, I think, right, you could say in
a way infiltrated because they got into the drone market
in the US as their software being included in the drones.
Speaker 8: Right, and with software, you're out of your mind your
cell phone. Yeah, there's some Chinese.
Speaker 3: In here, right, now they're listening to everything.
Speaker 1: Are they without a doubt? They don't want to rather English?
Speaker 5: So well the translates translated.
Speaker 3: He has a big tongue on his chest.
Speaker 1: What's that mean? Uh? All right, So to ban that
because it goes back as you're saying this, right, So
you're saying that they want to push this. The hell
is that you're right? The cat knocks something.
Speaker 10: Over behind been unapologize.
Speaker 1: That's right. I just heard something false. Uh So if
they're trying to ban the drones, they want to get
that bill pushed through to control things. I would wonder
like to scare people, get people revved up, go and
look at this. We don't know what this is. We
want some control on these drones. It sounds like you
get the people behind it, you know, talk to your congressman,
talk to your senator, whatever.
Speaker 8: Because they care therefore us I hear you.
Speaker 1: But I mean, look, there was all of a sudden,
I think these drones that were seeing around on the
East Coast, mostly New York, I think New York and
New Jersey, some saying over the Finger Lakes. I think
there were five thousand reports to the FBI. That's not
other law enforcement just the FBI, and of those, the
FBI deemed only one hundred credible enough to investigate.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm not shocked. And one of the things too
with that DJI manufacturer that a lot of law enforcement agencies,
a lot of fire departments use that technology, specifically Dji,
because they have they are the leader in the technology,
in the software too. Wow, to assist with public agencies.
So kind of back to.
Speaker 1: Where I was, Chinese are in. They are in.
Speaker 10: They're in the government. Yeah, at some former level of another.
Now there was a company again this is my personal opinion,
there's a company here in the US. It's called Skydeo,
and Skydeo back in I want to say it was September.
Was prior to that they were lobbying congressmen and stuff
to try and get this NBAA bill passed into law.
Skydeo announced I think it was September mid September that
they were pulling out of the consumer market and pushing
forward only with the enterprise and the commercial market, which
would cover law enforcement, fire department, governmental agencies, agriculture and
so on. So in my opinion, I think this is
again a scare tactic to try and get the people
behind it to push it through to say we don't
want this. Yeah, and then Skydeo, I believe, is going
to jump in, while Dji is banned from a commercial.
Speaker 1: Market and Skideo is an American company, correct r. So
this goes back to the other thing that we're sort
of I don't know if the term the right term
is fighting or not, but TikTok is huge. It's Chinese owned.
The people are very, very worried about what the technology
is and all that. There are good things about TikTok.
They're dumb things about TikTok. They're probably dangerous things about
ti I would think so, But I mean, you can
really learn some things on TikTok. Depending if you have
my old man TikTok, you will walk away a better
human being. However, I would know it is, but I
look at what my kid does. He cranks out four
or five videos a day a day, Yeah, like dancing
and doing I don't know what the anyway, that aside,
it does make you wonder what's really happening. And if
I don't want to say it's fear mongering in a
way because we don't know. We don't know, but they're
saying they want to band TikTok or.
Speaker 8: Heard that over the years, just like when you're a
kid or in your relationship with your wife, that buddy,
you're really you're really testing your boundaries, aren't you.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 8: You don't think Chinese are doing that. Last week stayed
out till nine o'clock. This week got stayed out till
nine fifteen.
Speaker 1: You married?
Speaker 10: I am not okay, not yet?
Speaker 1: Not yet? Okay?
Speaker 3: Well then old are you the question?
Speaker 1: How are you fifty four? Have? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Thank you? I do have to put a plug in.
My girlfriend Megan. I just met her not too long ago.
We're already talking marriage for you.
Speaker 1: Good for you talking marriage.
Speaker 3: You know the three rings of marriage, don't you?
Speaker 1: There we go, what's that?
Speaker 3: There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and.
Speaker 1: The sofa ring. Jesus suffering, suffering, so sting there on
the sofa.
Speaker 5: That's what I thought you were.
Speaker 8: Well, man, if you need a DJ DJ Dougie fresh
right here, get the drone wedding and everything.
Speaker 1: I am curious. I think that American company would buy TikTok.
I think it's too profitable for you know, to lose right,
Too many people are making money, and too many companies
are making money. But it does make you we're gonna
we're gonna take it over and more money than Chinese. Well,
I guess. But Matt, the interesting thing to me is
I don't even know. I'm sure if you do your homework.
But I think people are so busy, we get so
much information thrown at us to day that we're not
aware that the Chinese company's software is being used in
majority of drones in this country. Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: What are we making in the US, especially with the
technology and everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, China, Taiwan, I don't know any more.
I don't while Silicon Valley seems to be I don't
know if they're you know, what will happen with some
of the manufacturing things cars, primarily the you know, uh
Jeep American made, Chrysler American made. I like to think
that this stuff's still going there. Oh and a damn
good pizza. I mean, in certain parts of the United
States of America with MS you can deliver it with
a drone. That's it. I know. That's the other thing.
I ordered five pieces. That's why all the drills were coming.
Speaker 10: What were saying about that reminds me. That reminds me.
There was not too long ago there was a seventy
two year old guy in Lake County, Florida. He shot
down a Walmart delivery drone. It was doing, no joke,
was doing a delivery and as a result, he was
charged with shooting in an aircraft, criminal mischief and damage
over one thousand dollars, and for discharging a firearm in public.
So they do hammer you down, especially if you're trying
to take something down. So yeah, a little bit of
warning to everybody. Don't shoot, just document it, report it
and take a picture if you can. Don't shoot at
it because you're only going to land yourself in trouble.
Speaker 1: Uh. Saint Nick is not a fan of China, says
a commenter on our live feed. And then somebody said
that noise we heard in the background was not a
cat at Matt's house. It's swat smashing his front door
down right, it could be. We want to word with you, well, Matt,
good stuff, Thank you for your insight. I appreciate it,
not a problem.
Speaker 10: I really appreciate you guys bringing me on, and I
hope you guys have a great Christmas.
Speaker 1: You as well and you and Megan, you know, yes, yes, congrats.
I hope you wrap something nice. I hope you wraps
on the nice under the tree. How dare you, Laura
make Yeah, I didn't say that. I just said wrap
something nice, that's all I said. All right, Matt, I'm
gonna let you go from our juvenile I mean, it
just always goes right back into.
Speaker 3: The engagement ring, the wedding ring.
Speaker 1: And the dougie sufferer suffering. Don't don't listen to that.
I'm sure gonna have a wonderful marriage. It will last
a long time.
Speaker 10: Congratulations, Thanks, guys, have great thanks.
Speaker 1: Mind didn't it's terrible? What are you doing? All right? Well,
I just thought the drone stuff was a little interesting, right,
it is a little interesting at the tiny I had
no idea. So what he's saying basically is to get
people aware of this and get it past. They're flying
drums to make us. Yeah, it's if you're not.
Speaker 8: Gonna want cops firing at their own drones, no or
anybody anybody you don't want to, well, god forbid, you
get something outside, you're gonna be scaring the ship out
of people.
Speaker 1: Right. But let's say there you have something a powerful gun.
I don't know what that would be. I don't really
know guns. But it misses the drum and it just
keeps sailing botgun. Yeah, and here comes uh, you know,
one of the the Danielli family and their private little
planes that they fly around and and you know, all
of a sudden, the wings down and we just see
this thing spirally would have to be very I'm just saying, yeah,
I've heard that before. One of the chances. How did
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tried to get rid of some of the base questions
and go with things that are a little more intellectual
about things.
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Speaker 1: For the day, but we there.
Speaker 10: She is, you know the time.
Speaker 1: Accurate?
Speaker 15: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What's wrong? Ask?
Speaker 3: I'm answering her question.
Speaker 1: Who said she is?
Speaker 3: She says you to average. I saw the pictures of Average.
Speaker 1: You just said, hey you got a picture. Yeah, why
I'm curious.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm so curious before.
Speaker 4: I mean, she's worth about forty million, so that wow?
Speaker 1: How is that her? How's that possible?
Speaker 5: Christmas had a massive business in Rochester and sold.
Speaker 1: It really okay, we'll talk off.
Speaker 5: She will talk over there.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Does she play golf?
Speaker 8: Oh, well, she can buy me a golf course and
we can put her around.
Speaker 1: Oh you can put her around her back then? Mud whistle? Yes,
the mud whistle. That's right.
Speaker 3: What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Mud whistle? Twelve inches?
Speaker 3: What do you want for Hanikah?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: I set somebody up for that, all right, thanks Laura.
I just.
Speaker 1: It's just just hang there, just saying there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just hang there, like it comes out of the bath,
the shower. You gotta hang there. Just let it hang there.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I used to love to I used to love to
do that to make people uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Come out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Come out, no, like in a locker room or something.
Come out and then do the captain Morgan be drying?
I go, eyes up here, My eyes were up here.
Speaker 5: Would you really do that? Yeah, when you were younger?
Speaker 1: Of course? I think today they put me in a.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, would you go to midtown and do
it there?
Speaker 1: Like if I were with buddies of mine? I might
okay yeah, or I might turround to go. Does this
look like a hemorrhight to you, that's the kind of
fun we have, Laura.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've always wondered if there was really such a
thing as sex addiction or not, and I start to
think that there probably is, because you're chasing the high basically, right,
all the endorphins that are released and all that. So
recently on redd At, a woman who is going through
treatment for her compulsive sexual behavior said to people, ask
me anything you want to know? And she's been in
treatment for about a year, and she said, I'm a
diagnosed nymphomaniac. Little over a year ago, she's twenty five,
began therapy. Yeah, that's the thing, Like I go, I
don't know. I mean, it's like saying, am I is
my you know, my sixteen seventeen year old son hyper sexual?
He jerked off someone's knee, cartilage came out. I mean,
I you know what I mean. It's like he's a
chronic master babed.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, just it wasn't well that's sort of my
point at that age, At that age, at twenty five,
I don't know. They say, what is the peak years
for a woman s libido?
Speaker 3: Thirty eight?
Speaker 1: Nich Oh, is it really that late? Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys are seventeen eighteen.
Speaker 1: Hello Laura, Yeah, hello Laura. Women three to thirty six.
Speaker 5: I do remember that.
Speaker 4: When I was younger, my mom told me, like, if
you think sex is fun now, like wait until you're forty, like,
because you just lose your.
Speaker 1: Try and stuff. Yeah, so you do it. Oh yeah,
I'm fifty four. I went through the forties, your forties, forties,
and most of the women were in their sixties.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they couldn't remember the anhibitions. They couldn't spell anhibitions.
Speaker 1: So this lady, she said, it's been a few days
past the six month mark of staying between the boundaries
I've set up. I've set up for myself with great
help for my therapist, and I decided to post this
and allow myself to reflect on my situation and journey
thus far and bringing awareness to the situation. So people
were asking, of course, every dumb fucking question I think,
and I think even they did a good job of
edding them. But here's one, what kind of harmful situations
did you deal with before this realization? So I'm thinking,
like harmful situations for an infamaitiac, she said, the fact
that I cheated on every relationship I ever had neglected
my duties and responsibilities to have sex or masturbate, slept
with people I shouldn't have, despite it being very obviously
a bad decision, and went into unhinged rage when I
was denied sex.
Speaker 5: Oh here, I thought she was gonna say, like, this.
Speaker 1: Is why I wanted to grab it, because it's it's
not as like, yes, the subject is someone.
Speaker 8: Just sleeping with strangers, like you're on your way homie
stuff for a gill, Yes, and like hey I'm horny
all of a sudden, anybody want to fuck me?
Speaker 4: Well, but he feels like that doesn't not putting yourself
at risk with not knowing Like if I I don't know,
but I don't know her situation. I'm thinking an infomniac,
you go out tobar and you end up fucking some
random person in the bathroom, Like, and that's risky behavior.
Speaker 1: Doug twenty years ago. Yeah, it was risky, good thing
of the keys. But did you but did you know
the person? Like a little bit, a little bit? Yeah.
Speaker 3: See that's the thing is like, I mean, I served
him drinks.
Speaker 5: If you know someone that's different, But it's like.
Speaker 1: Is it a regular person that come in a few
times you'd seen them more than once. She knew they
had a cat.
Speaker 5: You knew her middle name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't even know she had id. Have
you ever felt taken advantage of? Someone asked me.
Speaker 8: All the time, I just like, give it to me, Doug.
I'm like, look, I can only do so much. Even
Superman is Krypton. I just relaxed me eight hours.
Speaker 1: Have you ever felt taken advantage of in the event
that the men you had sex with knew you had
this sort of issue and knew they could just have
it whenever. I guess I'm asking if you hold any
ill will towards any of your previous partners. So you're
twenty three, yeah, I mean you're banging all the time
if you have somebody, I mean yeah, you know, well,
especially when it's young and it's hot, it's fresh, and
you're just I.
Speaker 3: Mean I remember, well I was young and hot and fresh.
Speaker 8: One I was banging during Carson and the banging during
Letterman on the Couch and it was only an hour
in between. So back then you reloaked pretty fast. Now
January maybe March.
Speaker 4: You know, like if you think about college days, everyone
has hookups, so That's what I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: Like I know, well, she said, I don't hold a
grudge against any of them, because most of the time
it ended up me being toxic and downright abusive when
they couldn't keep up with me and have sex as
often as I wanted, I would never taken advantage of
because of it. Besides one instant, besides one instance when
a guy realized I had an issue and he used
that to pass me around between his friends. Oh, that
would be a little gross.
Speaker 3: Well you could say no to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, but I bet well, I
think I think, I think it became one of these
things like she just she can't she's insatiable.
Speaker 1: She can't stop whatever, And you know, all of a sudden,
Doug hears it and he goes where she to go
for cheat tonight?
Speaker 4: Were any of the questions how much she would have
sex today or how many times.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that? It says, how does this affect
your life on a daily basis? She said, I've cheated
on every relationship I had. I I've had even when
I really loved the guy and didn't want to be
with anyone else. I've slacked in school, college, and work
because I was either masturbating when I was supposed to
be working, studying, oh or just watching porn, flirting sexting
with people. I've been late to work on a daily
basis because I've started masturbating instead of leaving the house. Doug,
Doug's so fun, though, Only.
Speaker 5: Start tase your partner rate as they got to go
to work.
Speaker 1: Well, she's saying, but she's doing it to herself. She's
doing it to herself only to panic when I'm done
and rush to work, usually forgetting stuff. I've ruined friendships
because I've slept with my friend's boyfriends. My sister doesn't
talk to me because I've been with her husband.
Speaker 3: She's got a checklist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but so who I would think like if you're
if if your sister came on, well, came on to Joe,
No matter what I think, he's gonna be like whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa? Amen, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 16: So if yeah, if you know, we just started dating
and she was grind enough and what you say, No,
it will be disrespectful.
Speaker 4: To get in your pants and they were around Joe,
I would be on top of Joe every time that
she was around him, so that he did not have
the opportunity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody, somebody did ask this, and I thought this
was a good question, follow up question this. Surely you
thought of the consequences of sleeping with your sister's husband
and he would have had to recognize that as well.
And she said, when I feel the urge, those thoughts
don't come up. So is it? This is the thing?
Like we all laugh when we hear sex addiction. We'
I don't hear that that well, But celebrities claiming sex
edition sex edition edition addiction addiction. Thank you.
Speaker 8: If you're on the cover of magazine, you're on TV
all the time, and you're well known.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna have offers. People are themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just yeah, I really want to know, like
they say, even.
Speaker 5: In a marriage, the average is like once a week.
Speaker 4: I want to know, Like, okay, if you looked at
it right, if you that never happens nowadays it's a
lot more. But you know, no, I'm the sexual predator.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh my god, So you're an informatiac.
Speaker 5: I yes, like but not not an infomaniac.
Speaker 4: But I am always warning always yeah.
Speaker 8: Or you're like brushing your teeth once in the morning,
once a night, maybe get one in the middle.
Speaker 4: I would love that. Just the timing does not provide
that opportunity.
Speaker 8: I gotta make time, just like any relationship wanted, doubt,
whip it out.
Speaker 4: If you think about an average like twenty five year old,
how often are you having sex in a week?
Speaker 5: I want to know how often she was having sex in.
Speaker 1: A week as an average twenty five year old. Oh,
I think she did say that she had sometimes multiple
times a day. Uh. In days that she didn't have sex,
she was masturbating, Okay a lot. It's like if.
Speaker 8: You're but she also I think you're playing grand theft,
although you might have a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was multiple partners. Yeah. You know the
thing that that is increasing And I always just bring
this up because AIDS they're finding more HIV. I don't
want to say AIDS. It's HIV is the virus, right,
and then that can lead to AIDS. But they're saying
that people are much more casual now, especially older old people. Well,
because you're living longer. We're living longer, so you know,
somebody spouse dies and you still got feelings and things
and here comes doug Hey, fo, you look great for
seventy four. No, but I'm not even kidding. I want
to see what hip.
Speaker 3: Check, oh, hip check checks in hockey.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe because she would hurt her, you would
hurt her hips. But the but so I go, that's
part of it. That's a big part of it. And
also people who get divorced in their forties, fifties, thirties, whatever,
sixties and they get out there and they're you know,
some of them are. How do you deal with urges?
First of all, I've learned to distinguish good urge is
she writes, versus bad urges, because not all sexual urges
are bad. And I don't intend to be celibate. Unlike
alcohol drug addiction, this isn't an addiction where I'm supposed
to stay stay quote unquote sober forever. A lot of
times I've I have these urges because of other things
I'm going through, like stress, anxiety, depression, insecurities.
Speaker 3: And so probably a big one, and.
Speaker 1: That probably makes you feel better, right, someone wants needs me.
I think she said she was not molested as a kid,
because this sounds like somebody who you know what.
Speaker 4: I mean absolute trying to regain your sexual like U power.
Speaker 1: Which led me to cope via sex. When I realized
my sexual urges come from these things, I first distanced
myself from my phone in any distractions. Stay off Santa's lap,
Kim's having an urged, put the phones away, everybody step
back ten feet. I do breathing. Exercise doesn't reflect on
what the deeper issue is, and I occupy myself with
something else I like doing because otherwise you just go so.
Speaker 4: Bad that you know, there's like addictions for everything. There
used to be that show my strange addiction, like people
were addicted to eating, like laundry soap, I mean being
addicted to sex.
Speaker 5: How bad is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but the sex thing,
I could see where it could become problem.
Speaker 4: You're having like unprotected sex with it, yeah, or you're
just all of a sudden, even just the emotional stuff
that goes on with it.
Speaker 1: You know, all of a sudden, somebody's all upset and
mad at you because you did this and now you're
all stressed. Yeah, yeah, oh god, no one ever does that.
Speaker 8: Do you know all the terms like on the dating sites.
I mean, I'm on a couple of dating sites. But
what Polly the centual?
Speaker 1: Ali?
Speaker 5: I know what Polly is.
Speaker 1: I don't know summer, what.
Speaker 8: Sex, But with multiple partners, as long as we have
like relation ship. Some are just attracted to people that
they feel are smart. But I don't know how.
Speaker 1: You Hey, I was smart, but walk my brains out.
Oh oh, you know you have to meet first.
Speaker 8: And they have a bunch of questions and a master's degree.
Speaker 3: There's a whole list of these there is.
Speaker 5: They say there's more throuples nowadays too, what thules?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 5: It's a threesome couple?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: It's like when three people are together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're making it. We're gonna make it after wait
till we get home.
Speaker 8: We're gonna test this theory. You me, myself and I
in the dove soap.
Speaker 1: Oh god, wait, there are more throttles now, yeah, could
you be in a throttle? No? Like now, let me
rephrase that, because that's that's my question. Would you be
jealous if you were in it? Like it would be hard, right, I'd.
Speaker 5: Be very jealous, like very It's another Oh I don't
want to I don't want to know. I'm very satisfied.
Speaker 3: I'm just the right question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if the throuple is that, Yeah, but then it.
Speaker 3: Seems like a Disney character, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Thursday night's just their night they go out together.
Speaker 5: If I only had to give up one night a week.
Speaker 1: You know, dude on dude no? Yeah, well what if
it was ladies night was Thursday night and you're in
a throuple?
Speaker 5: I have no desire to ever be with it. Yeah,
we talk about that.
Speaker 1: What so there's on these dating sites they say things
like I want to be in a polyamorous relationship with
many different.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's just the word.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I go to Google and look up what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I don't know ams.
Speaker 3: I know that's for syllables.
Speaker 1: I think my I think my suit was made out.
How about a football? Oh, doffy, how about me?
Speaker 3: You and then in a football?
Speaker 5: Would you ever be the third Okay, that's my father.
Speaker 1: Come on third Wheel. A lot of times.
Speaker 4: You were talking about jerking off with both your hands
and your your dad is listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad's listening him.
Speaker 3: That's the monkey wrench of all monkey wretches.
Speaker 1: I'm now I'm curious about these dating I've never been
on a dating site. But are you curious? Why didn't
not put your picture and you put a different name?
Speaker 3: You can be.
Speaker 1: Yeah who thirty seconds? Hey bakes away from the throttle. Well,
go ahead say it, say it.
Speaker 5: No, you just use the same I always say Bob.
Speaker 1: You know I do it on purpose. There's a reason
I do Bob.
Speaker 5: It just changes to like Jay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like Bob only when you're here.
Speaker 5: So like the fucking devil.
Speaker 3: That never leaves.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry the uh but I didn't know so many
people were into that stuff. Yeah, there's I think swingers.
I think there's way more swingers than we know.
Speaker 4: Come on, if people who listen to this, yes, if
there are any swingers locally.
Speaker 1: That there are lots.
Speaker 5: Okay, somebody just invite us to go, Like I just
want to go and go and do what go to
a party and just like.
Speaker 4: Watch but I just want to have like I want
to be like Harry Potter and the Invisible Cloak.
Speaker 1: Which I can't be. You won't you won't. You won't
be because you know what, your sex addiction will kick
in and we're gonna find you want to play poker.
We're gonna We're gonna have you just can't keep folding.
Remember hold, remember when you were a waitress and that
guy came in. We're gonna find Laura, Like it's a physician.
Speaker 3: I only wanted one deviled egg and the whole tree.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe someone who was open about it could come
on and talk to us about it.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you want to know? What is your
what would be your question in all, honestly, besides the
sex stuff, what would be did this?
Speaker 5: How did you get into it?
Speaker 1: Like I usually I got to think it's one partner
over the other. I would think that somebody's like.
Speaker 5: You know, I know someone who was a swinger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually I know two people. But yeah, it's just
like the whole sex party thing is so wild to me,
the the.
Speaker 1: Well wild, how wild? Like you want to be in it?
Speaker 5: Like I'm just I'm very interested and like I want
to go and see.
Speaker 8: But like I say, neist camp, you got to come
in with a towel, careful where you sit, clean, no
cell phones, drop everything in the door.
Speaker 1: Were you there? I'm just saying I bartended for twenty years.
I've met some people.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and if the bar, slow conversation gets going. Yeah,
you know, especially when there's girls night out Miss Slow
talking about previous dates or guys are dating, or oh
yeah he went to cuddle.
Speaker 3: I don't get the fuck out.
Speaker 5: Weren't the two of you going to do a set
at that newdist resort.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, it was talked about it.
Speaker 3: Oh it's way too cold. That's more of a summer thing.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm a uh grower, not a shower it would be.
I'm just curious as to how people deal with the
dating thing when you know it again, I guess if
it's up funded, they have.
Speaker 8: He used to becoming popular in ninety eight ninety nine.
Couples used to start going into strip clubs. Okay, you know, yeah,
the wife was kind of curious. Okay, we'll go in both.
We'll both get at both of the dance at the
same time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So the girls loved it because you're getting forty instead
of twenty. And then the guy would you know, the
guy would stay for the first couple, blow one hundred,
and then here's sixty more, give her three more.
Speaker 3: Songs, and then and he'd walk out, and he'd walk out.
Speaker 1: You know, some stuff that's going on.
Speaker 3: No, not not where I was. They had cameras and
they were.
Speaker 1: Oh they did. You couldn't make out or anything. Huh
that but.
Speaker 8: I mean no touching and you know, yeah, right in Canada,
that's different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It's like I knew guys who would
go up there and go. I wore my baggy shorts,
no underwear so she could reach right up yep, and
I guess they did, and away they went the way
they went. I think people went to that.
Speaker 3: It's worth it.
Speaker 1: The best part their golf tournament sundowner.
Speaker 5: Yes, friends, they had a golf tournament.
Speaker 1: They still do.
Speaker 8: Oh yeahs in Canada sometimes nineteen.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a minute little Christmas and then, uh,
what would you What have you done to avoid an X?
What have you done to avoid an X?
Speaker 3: Don't drive by the funeral, Stay away from Legacy. I
means pretty pretty easy.
Speaker 1: Piss me off. Not go by Legacy, old bitch. I
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Speaker 8: All right, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to round
number four of Billified.
Speaker 1: To my left, that's so fine. The Evident Vine from
Tampa Bay, Florida. The Sweet Blonde Shop bombshell itself. Give
it up for Laura. I'm swinging in my right, lady.
Speaker 8: Is a big hot digg in your dirt almost six
foot two, Iza Blue, the admil the Poindexterrip podcast your
favorite of mine, mister bell Maraan.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was pretty good, right alight, Laura, I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: That should be my roll call every time, the roll.
Speaker 3: Time, every time I've given it up in the bedroom.
I gotta have the easy button like stables.
Speaker 8: When I hit it, he should be getting ready to
mount me and do me.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, really, what's his name?
Speaker 3: How's a joco.
Speaker 1: So there's so there's three girls and they all have
the same.
Speaker 8: Boyfriend. They're all all their boyfriends are named Doug. And
they're like, how are we gonna differentiate each of our boyfriends?
And one girl goes, well, I nickname my guy mountain
Dew because when he's ready, he mounts me and he
does me.
Speaker 3: And uh.
Speaker 8: The other one goes, well, my nickname for my boyfriend
is seven up because he's always got seven.
Speaker 3: He's always up. And so what about you.
Speaker 8: My nickname for my my guy is a crown royal
like girl. That's a hard liquor.
Speaker 3: She goes, that's my Dougie.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 1: It's a closer. Should use that as a closer.
Speaker 8: Hey, when don't we somebody asked me, Uh, they were
in our show with finger legs. When are we going
to be back? They had agreed, Yes, we're okay.
Speaker 5: I told Bill he should do something that Carl said
we could.
Speaker 1: We could do something Rickletroon for sure, do a whole show. Yeah,
we can look at all that stuff. Doug. I do
have a question for you though forty nine you're a
forty nine Ers fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they call me all the time for advice?
Speaker 1: What happened with the who is the player who just
decided no idea? Did you hear this? Oh yeah, I
was watching it and then I didn't know what was
going on. Listen to this. This is the press conference
with Kyle Shanahan, who people are saying may get traded Shanahan,
Yeah to Chicago.
Speaker 8: I heard that too. I thought, if they happened, we
bringing Bilichick.
Speaker 1: But he's in North Carolina. I know that anymore. He's ago.
You're listening to this. This is happened with Defondra Campbell.
He didn't play it and he went into the locker room.
Speaker 10: At some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn' said he didn't want to play today?
Speaker 1: You want to play today? When did you play the
coaching stat He didn't.
Speaker 3: When I asked him, why didn't want to go in?
So during the game or before that was in the
third quarter.
Speaker 1: Does that ever happened to you where a player said
they didn't want to play the game? Which we fly
up there? What the fuck do you think?
Speaker 15: He got the moted for this game?
Speaker 3: He was not going to play, No, he was.
Speaker 2: Gonna he was gonna go in when Drake came out.
Speaker 8: Now, I heard that in a press conference or in
an interview. Uh, John Lynch, our GM who's always in
a came down and shoot it up.
Speaker 1: And uh, because John Lynchard was a great linebacker, won
a Super Bowl with Tampa Bay safety.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't think he was linebacker, but he was
defense definitely, and they said it was red John Lynch
and definitely a difference.
Speaker 3: He blew his stack at this guy and told we
get the fuck off there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, how could you?
Speaker 8: So we're hurt, we're getting beat up. Some people think
that since we lost the Super Bowl with Shanahan again
that he just can't win. And you know, we have
a lot of high priced talent. Injuries are affecting us,
and we're losing four or five games in the fourth
quarter by three points, and you're like, where our record
should be twelve and three right now?
Speaker 1: You know, how do you know? What are we doing?
What are we bringing everybody together? Now?
Speaker 8: My thoughts personally, Shanahan isn't going anywhere. We got a
young quarterback, rock party. We're going to get rid of
this bozo. And I don't know if Deebo Samuel's contract
is up now or next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think.
Speaker 8: Next year will definitely be better. We're going to be
back where we should be, everybody healthy. This has just
been a terrible year. Yeah, it's you know, they were
showing stants of all the starters and how many games
they played, and it's the most in the NFL, and.
Speaker 1: You just can't do it.
Speaker 8: You know, you're signing these guys, You're siting these guys
because they're worth a lot of money, right and but
now all of a suddeny're getting hurt one after the other.
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on every time you turn around?
I don't know.
Speaker 8: So I don't know if there's something in the locker
room Brian Purty that you know they're questioning him, but
it's in the system. So I just guy, I'm not
going I'm not going in I make multi for three
years or three games, only three games left? Right, But
you can't fire him because then you still contract contract,
so he's still going to pay. They're going to figure
out how to get rid of this guy.
Speaker 3: In that pay.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine any team wanting him, No, not after
that stunt. That's crazy. Then Dan Campbell went on the
radio and cursed after the Bills game, just talking just
in general conversation.
Speaker 15: But we can't let the man. All those players helped
us get to the point where we're at. They helped
us get these last four, helped us get to twelve wins,
and we owe it to them to finish this thing out.
And and that's how I view it. And so it
means there's another opportunity for other guys, you know. And
and look, I don't, I don't. You know what happens
is you know, you win eleven in a row, you know,
and you lose and then the sky that is right.
Speaker 8: I mean, because of an injury, we're not going to
be able to happen other players, sure, so you got
to be ready to.
Speaker 1: That's why you're you know what happened every day.
Speaker 15: And I'm talking to all of us, and well, everything's good,
life's good, you know, And but you forgot what it
was like when you had nothing and he ate your
molded bread, you know, and it was just fine and
gave everything you needed and sometimes you got.
Speaker 1: So you see the guys, this is on a radio station,
and they're like freaking well, like one of them freaking
out to make sure a producer somebody dumps it. I
got to tell you day. The FCC license that radio
stations have are for the community interest. If nobody, If
you're a sports talk station and this is Dan Campbell
and he lets that go, I would argue it should
be let go because he's not saying it in a
gratuitous way. He's going shitty, moldy bread. You know you
forgot what it's like. Your your filam on life is good,
blah blah blah. This snaps us back into reality. Yes,
we have injuries, next man up. You know that kind
of thing, and I wish you could go over the air.
It's it's not offensive. It's if I said to somebody
you're a fucking okay, then all right, I got it.
Well context no, but see here's the thing, unless you
got a complaint. I dropped an F bomb on the
radio on WCMF. It got out. Danny, who's part of
this podcast, was producing. He hit swears, he hit the
button and it didn't work. I got suspended for two
days without pay. He got suspended for one. They did
not get one complaint call, and the joke would be, well,
no one's listening. We were number one, We were number one.
Nobody complained. Nobody complained, So how is that offensive if
it's in the thing, and I I think I was
mad at something and I think I go it was
a fucking rap song, and I don't know whatever.
Speaker 3: But obviously this is FCC regulated, right.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is the wild wild West, the
wild wild West. That's that's the that's the thing, all right. Well,
I don't know what's gonna happen with the Lions. I
don't know if they're going to meet again with the Bills.
The Bills, I was, I mean, La Laura, Yes that
is true, But what I mean is I don't know
that they're too decimated defensively the Lions to to you
know what I mean, defensively to continue on.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think they scored.
Speaker 1: I know they did, but the Bills are like down
to seeds and stems of defense too. Well.
Speaker 8: Vikings, the Vikings look great. They look great, They look great.
They really be their year too, and nobody's really talking
about now they started a little bit now. Tampa Bay
is impressive.
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield, you know, big pressure, by the way, all
part of the twenty eighteen draft. Baker Mayfield, Uh Donald
Donald Sam Donald fourth team.
Speaker 3: He was on the Niners last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, Josh Allen, I.
Speaker 3: Mean it might come down to home field.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then well Detroit also plays in the dome.
Weather could be a factor for them.
Speaker 8: Well they the one and two is gonna be well Vikings. Yeah,
obviously Detroit unless they have to go to Philly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's then they're.
Speaker 3: Mean Tampa Bay, even if it's a dome.
Speaker 1: No, Laurd, were you nervous during that game? I was
on such a good game. I was so nervous. I mean,
I thought for sure they were going to fuck the.
Speaker 3: Below towards the end.
Speaker 8: Yes, Josh's shoulder hurt. Now they're saying, my buddy, I
was watching my buddy jumps up. He goes, why the
fuck are they running it?
Speaker 13: Why?
Speaker 1: Why are they having a play with him running it
at the end. Yeah, I had it off. I don't know.
Speaker 3: That seems stupid? Does coaching?
Speaker 1: Again? I agree?
Speaker 8: You know, now, Casey, you know mahomes always his ankle.
Speaker 1: Look, he'll be up it. We'll see in two weeks.
That is that horse steroid.
Speaker 3: It's not like.
Speaker 8: It's the last game of the season and you're playing
next week. You got a two game lead. Rap it
you're not going out there?
Speaker 1: Uh, how far will you go to avoid an X?
I saw something I don't know why describe my attention
Ben affleck j Lo big deal right apparently? Huh, well
they're all over all the tabloids, right of course. So
like I get TMZ alerts, so I see, I see
all of it. I don't know how to turn to
cry for help.
Speaker 4: No, you have a fourteen year old living with you. You
don't know how to turn off an alert.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to turn off the alerts on
my computer. On my phone, I can, but on my computer.
So all of a sudden, I could if I don't
have to get a computer on for a while, I
fire up offic in here, bing bing bing mc mc
MCMI it's all TMZ.
Speaker 3: What the so?
Speaker 1: Anyway, there was one and it was Ben is using
extreme measures to keep ex wife Jennifer Jennifer Addasite out
of mind. According to recent tabolot he said that, uh,
the pair had been intertwined now blended families. I guess
there's some fight over whatever is going on for Christmas.
But he don't have to That's what I thought, the
same thing. They don't. Oh you make fun of me
with TMZ. I don't know. They don't, they don't, they don't.
You're only married for two years. I know. So In this,
it says, according to according to recent Tablet reports, he
has installed filters on his phone in order to block
any news about her. Oh, I mean any news. So
it says Ben doesn't look at the Internet, especially anything
about his divorce from j Loo, and an aledged source
to the I don't know how they know this The
Daily Mail, it says he avoids social media and does
not click on anything to do with her. In fact,
he has j Lo filter on his phone so that
the browser doesn't allow anything that contains her name.
Speaker 8: You know, you see those some of those videos and
there's like five or six guys. I've seen this before.
He's taking his kids and picking his kids up from school. Yeah,
and they're right there clicking clicking, yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 1: That looks like I couldn't do that job, And like,
do you like daddy picking up from school on each other?
Speaker 3: And I goes, don't talk to my kids.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, knowing that you're a fucking scumbag, that's
all you're doing. You're bothering me, you know, right, she
can't tell me about her day right now. I gotta
wait till I'm in. Don't run u assholes over which
I do. I get in trouble for it. M Yeah,
all this shit, I mean, what the yell at people
sometimes is just.
Speaker 1: It is, You're right, being famous sucks. When I was
a kid, I had a teacher go I'd rather be
rich than famous any day, and I was like, famous
sounds great, right you are? Yeah? Right? Is there a
CD in my dreams? In my dream? That's what I
want for Christmas? Doug, Yeah, you what I want. But
have you ever blocked an ex's phone number?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I have ever done that. And
I read something recently where it said, if you break
up with somebody, you should have no contact for thirty days,
no contact whatsoever. So block their phone calls, do anything,
because once you hear their voice, it like all starts
over again. And if you're really if the relationship is
the buzzword toxic, right, you probably get away from it.
Ever taking a different route because of an X, Like
you wouldn't go a certain way because you may drive
by your house, her work, or his house his work.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, did.
Speaker 1: You ever go out of your way to see if
what he was doing. No, you never did. You've never
driven by some chicksawsk in wonder?
Speaker 5: Oh never? No, never a check? I mean no, I
sometimes knew it.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: I would never drive past anyone's house. Is I still
sometimes will like pass someone like we're just on the
opposite schedule, but like we drive down the same road,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I know he leaves the gym as I'm going.
Speaker 1: To Oh do you have a time that way? On purpose?
Speaker 5: Well, we try to avoid each other, okay, but like
sometimes I see their vehicle and I just like.
Speaker 8: I never have their vehicles, so I just yeah, well
there's not a long list.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about. They're either.
Speaker 3: You know, I blacked their number for their kids number.
Speaker 1: Well what about this, Doug? Seriously? Ever avoid an establishment?
Oh yeah, yes, yes, right, I'm sure that that I
could see, you know, even a place where you worked,
was it ever you.
Speaker 3: Know, toxic or yeah, there's just no good feeling going
in there? Yeah, guys like, hey, let's go here for like, nah.
Speaker 1: You let me know when you go after let me
go where you're going to your third stop. Okay, yeah,
I'm not going there.
Speaker 4: I don't really try to avoid them, Like it doesn't
bother me to like see a guy that I dated
for a little while.
Speaker 1: But then they see you.
Speaker 3: They start crying there on their knees, your back lord,
and you're like, oh.
Speaker 8: Please just leave me alone, and my ambit's just stopping.
Speaker 5: But like, uh, not this past here.
Speaker 4: But the year before, I know, I went out with
some of my girlfriends to see a band dial Up,
like I love dial Up.
Speaker 1: Okay, dial Up. Somebody told me today. I'll have to
look this up. I'm pretty sure it was dial Up.
Wright songs with Lvo from Daughtry.
Speaker 5: Dial Up does nineties.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I understand.
Speaker 5: I'm the Medleys and Stuff.
Speaker 1: Writs actually original songs with Alvo.
Speaker 5: For from because I'm friends with both Alison and Matt singers.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me see do you know? Oh, no, wrong band,
you said dial Up. The band is something Else, which
I think is something Else.
Speaker 5: Is like three guys.
Speaker 1: Okay. They play around Rochester. Johnny Cummings plays keys guitar
in the band, and he also co writes songs with
Lvo for Doctry.
Speaker 5: He's actually really really good.
Speaker 1: Yes I've heard that I have not. I'm sorry. I
got something else of dial up you go to see dial.
Speaker 5: Up, but so I go. I'm like a I'm like
a groupie with them. I love them.
Speaker 4: I love the nineties music like no, no, no, I'm
friends with all of them.
Speaker 3: I know, good friends, real good friends.
Speaker 1: I went to high school.
Speaker 5: But anyway, so I.
Speaker 1: Say, to your base and be your drums.
Speaker 5: My friend dated the bass player, okay.
Speaker 4: But I went to see two weeks after one guy
and I had broken up, and he showed up at
the same place, and I was.
Speaker 5: Like, hey, like, what are you doing here? Like very casually.
He's like, oh, well, I know you're a dial up
groopie and.
Speaker 1: He came to see would you come to see you?
Speaker 5: But I was already like with other friends, and.
Speaker 1: Doesn't another But doesn't that make you feel great? Like
you're like you're you're you know, you're like, oh I
got the power over No, you're not. Everybody's ego needs
a little guy, right, does it not a little bit? Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is nice to know.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tickle my egle later. My two friends Lego,
Maya go whatever it is called three is the third
therapy therapy tree thop.
Speaker 1: That's it, Doug, what do you want to talk? What
do you want for Christmas? World? Peace? Oh?
Speaker 15: Please?
Speaker 1: Seriously? Is that all right? What I asked for? Ever? Okay, Laura?
What did you want?
Speaker 5: I didn't ask for anything nothing?
Speaker 1: No. Wow, I told my mom I.
Speaker 4: Was like size seven day crews. So we'll say what happens?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, that would be something. James is in here, Jameson,
what did you want for Christmas? Yeah? Put it in there.
Jameson has a whole list. No, I don't give me. Yeah,
top three, top three, three things you're not gonna get.
Speaker 13: I'm not gonna get.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what do you got the.
Speaker 13: Ones I didn't tell you?
Speaker 1: Give me the top three.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna give you the top three from both.
Speaker 1: From both. He's got multiple lists.
Speaker 13: Hymns, Double Soul, we Butter, Colorway or the Black Ones.
Speaker 1: What are those teams?
Speaker 4: Double Souls, Snikers, no Timbers, double Soul, come.
Speaker 1: On saying again with it, with it with the double
not on the list?
Speaker 13: Geil eleven thirties.
Speaker 5: Let me pull up all sneakers.
Speaker 1: Well the tims are a boot. Yeah, but the cameraon me.
I put it in I don't have Yeah, yeah, I
got that all right.
Speaker 3: Colorway what size thirteen? Okay? Yeah, we're all thirteenth, ten
through eleven and working on twelve.
Speaker 1: What wait, your foot a thirteen like twelve twelve seven
and a half.
Speaker 13: But on some shoes, I'm thirteen okay, double soul double?
Speaker 1: So how much are the double souls? Like?
Speaker 13: Two hundred?
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna show you two more, no one more?
We said three three fear of God essential hoodie, a
fear of Goddess hoody yep.
Speaker 13: Oh I started like that, and then let me just
show you which is it?
Speaker 1: Fifty five fifty five.
Speaker 3: Dollars text substitute teaching on the weekends.
Speaker 13: As well to five Black Jordan, five black metallics.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, class, Uh, I want you to bring in
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Not me and daddy.
Speaker 8: We're having a field trip to Bill Fight next Tuesday.
Fill out those permission slips, make it ut.
Speaker 1: I don't think I even thought about wanting anything for Christmas.
Speaker 5: No balance, it's gonna say you gotta want something.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, No, we're good. We're good practice go, well,
yeah it did.
Speaker 13: Yeah, coach that I had the like, I like, I
shot the ball and he said, that's a jump shot.
That's what a jump shot should look like.
Speaker 1: Ok.
Speaker 13: Perfect, after practice, he said it to the whole thing
that I pulled up. I shot it while I was
in the air, not when not before I left the ground,
not when I was on my tippy toes. Right there, Perfect,
no back rim, no suse.
Speaker 1: Okay, So how how are we feeling now? Good? Yea, yes,
sort of sort of. Yeah, we're sort of like the Yeah,
the alternate tomorrow. Yes, they're they're athletic, athletic. I heard
that these guys were in the gym. They were probably
jumping out of it, like the varsity. You're not allowed.
Did you know this? I didn't know this. You get
a technical foul. I don't know if if no, I
don't know if it's a high school thing. I don't know.
This rule a technical foul if in warm ups you
start dunking while the ref is on the court, but
before the ref gets on the court, you can dunk
in warm I know, not in a game, like if
you're doing it to show off or whatever. I don't know.
I wonder if they if they that's.
Speaker 3: Why that does sound familiar.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm I asking this. This guy didn't know this rule, Doug.
I never played organized basketball, but I thought, could it
lead to fights? Oh? You know what I mean? I
guess I don't know. I'm going why would that be.
Speaker 13: A rule, because that never happened.
Speaker 1: And well, they were saying that the rush Henrietta kids
went out there and were some of them in the
varsity level were just I mean, I know.
Speaker 3: It was just a dunk day. It was I don't
know what what do they call it?
Speaker 8: The NBA the dunk contest?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Doug wants world peace. Laura just wants
a piece.
Speaker 3: Later, that's right.
Speaker 1: Jameish wants Tim's double souls. He wants the ace Gels, stickers.
What do you want, buddy? I I don't know, Doug.
I don't you know what I want to do. I
just want to keep living. I just want to keep living.
I want to live more.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about drones.
Speaker 1: Drones will take it out. We'll take the strip clubs.
Speaker 3: They don't get no more knife no more knife clubs.
Speaker 5: He went where peace for the strippers.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's her name, that's your name. Yeah. Little
peace for Dougie Fresh, who in his Christmas attire he
looks great. For Laura and her naughty ish sweatshirt and
me and my stars one from Kevin. I'm Bill Moran.
Will see you tomorrow, Nia, love your boss that Martina see.
Please sit somewhere in the Fada go now side.
Speaker 14: She was shivering in the dark flow murder a rat
Speaker 1: Free banks out Theeter bulk Go from Mississippi