Speaker 1: I think they discussed this later, like old men that
charter guests were like, they're loyal and they're cool and nice. Yeah,
but they you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: They're not going to crack you in a half though
they're not.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, The blue ones that crack in half
are pull.
Speaker 2: Hilo. Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of bad
TV aka Another Blowdeck Podcast aka bad TV. I'm Dylan.
That is a very squirrely.
Speaker 1: Pat permission to come a bullet?
Speaker 2: What are you looking around so much for? Well?
Speaker 1: I want to see if the blue lights were behind
me in the studio. We got these fancy lights now
that represent whatever show we're doing. Blow Deck is blue
lights behind old Patty for the ocean. Oh, we never
pitched this. Some people win on our Facebook group. We
have a YouTube channel called another Blowdeck Podcast on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah go check it. Yeah, I'll probably change the name
of its soon as you know. We'll figure stuf.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you can see videos of us and you
can see how good Patty looks.
Speaker 2: Now, do you want to say anything about me?
Speaker 1: Oh, dil you look amazing. Not really, who cares about
looks well?
Speaker 2: Well? When you say okay, so you say dilly, you
look amazing, And then I say I don't, And then
you go, who cares? Who cares about looks, implying that
maybe the compliment paid really wasn't at all.
Speaker 1: No, I definitely meant it.
Speaker 2: And yeah, see you're clearing your throat. You can't even
look at me right now. It makes me think you're lying.
Speaker 1: You're not as shallow as me?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: All I care about is how.
Speaker 2: I have been cramming food. I got a pregnant wife.
I have been cramming food in my mouth to be
in solidarity with her.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, till you get fat after the baby's here? Really,
are you kidding me? You're gonna be so fat? But
that's okay, It is okay.
Speaker 2: What am I trying to to snag? Bitches?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to take care of my daughter?
Speaker 1: This is how it happens. There's a plate of food,
there's some mac and cheese. That's what the baby's eating
or yeah yeah, and uh, they don't finish it, and
you're tired, you're stressed, and you hate your life, and
you pick it up with your hand, not even a fork,
and then you fucking shove it in your big fat pileo.
Speaker 2: Do you just go with the fingertips or do you
mash it into a ball?
Speaker 1: Mash it into a ball?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's sick.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I mean people should be healthy, right, and being a
big fatso isn't healthy. So I'm going to work on it.
But anyways, listen, we have got to get into below
deck Dana.
Speaker 1: Bravo did what old Patty used to do, which I
was very proud of. Whenever we were like hitting the.
Speaker 2: Charges trippling sex addiction on Hollywood.
Speaker 1: When we'd be very high in the ratings, I would
post how where we were sitting on the ratings of
Apple Podcasts. Bravo did that this week. They showed, uh
that this show is getting one point four viewers. Great
Summerhouse has its biggest ratings ever. I don't know why.
Paige and Greig okay and I forget whatever the show
they posted, but very popular right now.
Speaker 2: Well good, we're really enjoying the show. I hope you
are too. Tell your friends, tell your family, Still people
credit card. Go to patreon dot com if you want
to listen to the Traders. Oh my gosh, is that
our favorite show? It's a patreon dot com, slash another
podcast network, pat five dollars a month. Tell them how
you can get that. Oh well, you come up with
something new.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, scrape up five bucks. Oh okay. Go stand
next to a fast food restaurant like where people the
ordering window and then look really sad. And then when
people they're going to order their happy deal and whatnot,
you say, hey, can you help me out right right?
And they go, what do you want to order? And
you go, I was gonna order a happy meal? No, no, no,
actually say I'll take a happy meal. And then you
you have them hand you the happy meal after they
go through the drive through, and then you go right
back in line. And then the next customer that comes
up with a car full of kids, you go, the
happy meal over here on this drive through it's six bucks.
I'll sell it to you for five and then you
head on over to Patreon.
Speaker 2: Do well you yeah, oh that's amazing discount.
Speaker 1: It's discounted happy bit.
Speaker 2: That's arbitrage, right, that's arbitrage. I think that's I don't
really know what arbitrage is, but that sounds like it's
what it is. So do that be a fucking.
Speaker 1: It seems like it's a lot of work, but it's
really not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be a fucking filthy bomb. Go outside for a
little bit and uh, just you know, get people's money
and then go to patron dot car. Another thing you
can do. You get a hitchhike, right, Oh, put your
thumb out. Put your thumb out. Carry a weapon with
you because you're gonna eat it. Let's not get into it.
Let's get into below deck. Say threat in their life,
steal their car, sell the car. You'll get a lot
of five dollars out of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a crime though.
Speaker 2: Food for thought, Happy meal for thought. Let's get into
a below deck. What did we think of this episode? Pack?
Go ahead?
Speaker 1: I love it because we Ann has been kind of
flying under the radar as a pig.
Speaker 2: Man. Is he a pig?
Speaker 1: You know? I I love we A because, uh, he's
a pig. The way that he looks at women is
when you go to one of those yogurt chops.
Speaker 2: Like you you were gonna go to Menche's. The second
you started talking, you knew it.
Speaker 1: I do it because he's one of those guys. It says,
air hand me the bunch of those little cups and
then you try the banana peanut butter flavor, you're like, nah,
let me try the cookies and cream, and then you
decide on whatever you decide on. But you gotta sample everything.
And that's what we ann has to do. And that
is boson one oh one, and the people.
Speaker 2: At Menchi's go, sir, you've sampled everything twice. We need
to stop sampling and pick something. And you have to
turn to these people, likely teenagers, who are scrolling on
TikTok and you have to go listen, you fucking fool.
I have to understand palatability and how this is going
to It's not just the flavor of this. I have
to understand how it's going to go with the toppings.
Speaker 1: Okay, the gummy worms? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is peanut butter gonna go with gummy worms? I don't know.
I might like it on its own, but it's gonna
go with gummy worms.
Speaker 1: This is I need to know how it goes with
milk does and I don't even know if they make
those anymore milk DUTs?
Speaker 2: Yeah they do. My god, are they a cumbersome candy?
Speaker 1: Get stuck in your teeth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The only thing worse probably juju bees Oh yeah, dots,
dots are pretty bad.
Speaker 1: How about when they broke up the crunch bar into
little crunch bits?
Speaker 2: Oh, nerds clusters? Have you gotten nerds clusters? Now?
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. What I know some people are
big fans of the nerd clusters, not Patty. I don't
like that kind of sugar. I like chocolate.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're in rare form today, Huh? I am.
Speaker 1: I believe I was giving my knots.
Speaker 2: Get in the comments. Let us know if pat what
Patrick said about nerd clusters is worth capital punishment.
Speaker 1: I understand a lot of people like them. I'm just
not a fan. Okay, this season is freaking amazing. And
once again props to Harry. I might call you back
channel Harry. He has his little fucking fingers all over this.
Speaker 2: Goddamn I love you. I love your Donald Trump nicknames.
Speaker 1: He will uh. He did like a back channel on
back Channel Crime when he went and talked to Brianna
and Laura, fed them information, then went back and fed
it to Weihanne. He understands the job.
Speaker 2: Who's the former governor of New Jersey?
Speaker 1: No clue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a big fat guy got stuck. Oh Christy, Yeah,
Chris Christy.
Speaker 1: Oh he's a big, fat pig like me, Big Chris.
Speaker 2: We call it big Chris.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's big, eats locks of ice cream like Rosie o'donald,
that other fat pig.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh Donald, you are one hundred and twenty
pounds overwegh.
Speaker 1: No politics, we give it to I wear it well,
I wear it better, all right. I love this season.
I love it. I love it. And by the way,
did you see who the new sue chef might be.
I believe it was Alisha or Aisha. She's from the past,
from a past season. I don't think she's going to
fit in well as a subordinate to Zorena.
Speaker 2: Well, Serena's on Shutter Island right now. She's smoking cigarettes
that don't exist, so that's true.
Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll get to that. I think my head's
bleeding now, No, it's not, it's bleeding.
Speaker 2: Why is it bleeding?
Speaker 1: Because I'm old and when you have white, pasty skin
and your skin is dry, it just starts bleeding from over.
Speaker 2: That is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: The thing you're like, eyeball, well, I am from Traders,
and it's like I see old people now and they're
walking and they have their mouths open, and I'm going
to be that guy. Let's get to the show. Seventy pots.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm getting fucking old and I'm miserable bleeding for no reason.
My head just decided it's gonna start bleeding. Get in
the comments. How old are you?
Speaker 2: That is so gross? Oh my god, go to YouTube.
I may be fat. At least I'm not bleeding out
of my fucking hand.
Speaker 1: Well someday you will.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: I know it's a thing.
Speaker 2: All right, I give it twelve pots. Let's get into
the episode. We began on Shutter Islands. Serena's going through
deja vu because Culver broke her heart last time we
were out cold.
Speaker 1: Not just Culver o. Uh that guy who his mother
used to get beaten with a bone. Wow, he also
fucked her home.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think she was ever into the whole.
Speaker 1: She slept with him? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. That was a whole.
Speaker 1: Storyline from last season. No, her friend dated him and
then she ended up having then me fucked her over too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, she's through that to you to.
Speaker 2: Take care of the wound.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's having this whole like zen moment where she's
like trying to understand what she's doing wrong with men.
Let's start with her exclusively dating sea rats, who are
predominantly emotionally unavailable immaturane aka sex rat. That's a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a really good place to start, because
not all sea rats are sex rats. All sex rats
are sea rats. It's like a little logic pop from there. Okay,
So okay, all right, gotta focus, Dell. It's gross, he's bleeding,
but gotta focus. Okay, God, it's like one of those
wounds that just doesn't stop. It's like a little nick
I'm gonna lose eyesight and eyes seriously. Okay, why did
the elderly walk with their mouths open?
Speaker 1: I think they're lazy and they don't know they're doing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So Serena has had her heart broken
by Culvert, and the worst part about having your heart
broken by Culver is that you gave a piece of
your heart to Culver, which is crazy because Culver is Listen,
people watch the show, so I want to be sensitive,
but Culver is a dumbat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's an idiot. I can't sye. No, I can't
stand I can't stand that.
Speaker 2: All right, we love you, gole okay, okay, So Weon's
flavor of the Days and rolls around the boat. Marina
heads back to the boat with him. It is awkward.
First we've got Serena versus Marina. That's tense. Then we've
got we On with the girls that's also tense. The
whole thing is just pretty tense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tense. But I don't think Marina helps herself
by not only coming in and kind of bragging about
how wonderful the kids making fun of Serena's hair. I
think she didn't say it, but the hair did look
like Elvira. That's a deep cut reference from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Not deep cut. It's crazy that Elvira is a fixture
of our culture even though she's really done nothing. I
would quote a school of rock and tell Marina step off,
Oh yeah, step off, don't come for Serena. Okay, we
love Serena. We get to the next day. The fish
tank is disgusting still, and so is Ween. Maybe he
wakes up after kissing both women and realizes that he's
into a dare. Yeah, the Beanie Weenie of the crew.
Speaker 1: I like later in the Adare is just like she's
like she's behind the scenes. Look, I don't she's behind
the scenes. She has not had her moment. No, all
the women are beautiful. Who cares what I think. I'm
just discuss it're bleeding. Yeah, But I find it interesting
that he is now focused on her, and I believe it.
It's true sea rat nature. It's because it's the only
girl he has and stuck his tongue down and you
must do.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is I don't even think Adare is
into him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have a direct quote later on when
she's looking at her phone. I believe a producer asked her,
what do you think? And she said, and I quote, ah, no,
I'm good.
Speaker 2: That's the that's a direct love Adare. So Harry is
low playing it this season. He went too heavy into
Margo last season and a bit him in the ass. Anyways,
Serena is prepping food and they talked about girl code,
her and Laura, and Lara divulges some privileged information speaking
which is talking about breaking girl girl code.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, never tell an unflattering story from the past
of a friend that took place not on television, but
another experience on television. I thought that was poor, poor form,
poor form. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And in the girl quote code codex. It's not in
the first couple of pages, but maybe on page seventeen
is a law. Don't go on national television tell an
embarrassing story that wasn't on national television about your girl. Okay,
don't do that.
Speaker 1: These two definitely Laura does not like her.
Speaker 2: Deepen her something. No, So Serena is prepping food, Nope,
talked about that and oh well, the story was Serena
was going.
Speaker 1: For a guy and she tried to lure him in
her cabin with some ET love ET.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Ht sounds like a lot of people.
Speaker 1: ET.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean, Kathy Hilton, Donald Trump, that
kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Oh ah, got it. You know, he was designed to
look like Einstein. When they were designing the what the
creature would look like. They wanted him to be intelligent
and not intimidating. So he has Einstein's eyes. I think
they said.
Speaker 2: He didn't look anything like Albert Einstein.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I watched a little clip.
Speaker 2: He kind of looks like a pile of shit.
Speaker 1: ET wants to go home.
Speaker 2: That's all Bots and Elliot, that greedy little fuck he.
Speaker 1: You know I named my daughter after.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, Elliot's a beautiful name. He's a
beautiful child, not as beautiful as Pat's. Ellie. What a
wonderful little girl. I love her so much. But it's
time to get to the prag shape made eye.
Speaker 1: Boat owners, restaurant.
Speaker 2: Tours, restaurant tours.
Speaker 1: We're gonna a mermaid.
Speaker 2: We're gonna need some diva mermaids. We're gonna need some
good food. We're gonna need a silver cake. Several tears,
and turns out mermaid teal tails are a little difficult
to swim in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't buy those on amas.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you'll drown.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Harry is pulled into Hell.
Speaker 1: Moving on in the refugee meeting. I love that they're
doing this twenty five years later. There's something about friendships
that are enduring, that that you went through the crazier times.
Somehow we get in our twenties and thirties, and yes,
those are we make memories from those times too, But
there's something about being in your late teens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something.
Speaker 1: Who are the people that you still hang out with
the most what era in your life?
Speaker 2: In my life? Yeah, probably the friends that I met
in junior high.
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, wouldn't it be nice when you're
all fifty you go on a road trip with one
another or do something really crazy and fun.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy, Like, oh my, like really closest friends
outside of you, I've known since I was twelve years old.
It's pretty wild.
Speaker 1: You know, you're my newest friend that is actually a
friend that I've had. Yeah, and we've known each other
for ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah you too.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a great guy. You tell you Sam gross looking.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Harry is pulled into the Serena drama, and Harry describes
what we need.
Speaker 1: I think he doesn't use Old Patty's analogy, but he
does point out the yogurt shop analogy.
Speaker 2: Well Of referenced this loose geometrical shape of hedonism and
debauchery in the past is a ball of snakes. There
is no structure to it. It is just slithering, fucking,
and sucking. Harry describes it as an asterisk. We've got
Weihen who's into a dare who's into I don't know,
hot pockets or something. I'm not sure herself. A Dare
likes no once, Aerna likes we In, and Marina doesn't
follow girl code equals.
Speaker 1: Entertainment one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: And let's why you need the Ball of snakes.
Speaker 1: Let me explain for new listeners. This is how sea
rats work. There is no loyalty in the sea rat universe. Now,
a sea rat is always two cigarettes and two shots
of tequila away from throwing into it. Just another random
sea rat.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep, no loyal toss into my skull, toss
into what really, whatever you want, well not, I mean
whatever I consent for you to throw too.
Speaker 1: I'd love if there was a sea rat out there
that wanted to debate Patty and Go. I disagree with
your theories on seagrats. I welcome that you.
Speaker 2: Don't have that conversation with us. We've pat and I
are essentially like marine biologists with you people. We have
studied your genome, your species for far too long to
be debated. We're experts. Provisions arrive, yes, and we get
the chiron for We get a chiron for a welcome drink.
That's a new one, the creole smash.
Speaker 1: I gotta try at Yeah, you know my wife's creoll.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I'd love to try
your wife's cooking again. It was just that one time.
Speaker 1: We you made fun of our caesar salad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know.
Speaker 1: The unfortunate part about being a famous podcaster is that
occasionally someone that you are creating with posts and Instagram
on Instagram clip that is unflattering to my wife. Yeah yeah,
and I have to deal with the yeah repercussion.
Speaker 2: And I would take umbrage with the word famous, and
I would take umbrage with what your wife did to
that caesar. It was inexcusable and I was speaking my truth.
Spaghetti was overcooked as well.
Speaker 1: I never heard that before.
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Lara stuff, Lara in lot. I feel bad for Laura.
Lara's got to deal with we on who is a
pig and a baby. He's like a little baby pig.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I do want to say this though, del
I feel like him and his team are working over
time to assist the interior, whether it be washing dishes
or cleaning up is.
Speaker 2: I don't think Ween really is.
Speaker 1: I think his team is and I'm and he bitches
about it later, but we'll get to that.
Speaker 2: Well, she says I need some help, and he says,
give me twenty minutes, which is conveniently enough time for
the test to be over. That's when he says, I'm
talking to Harry about all this girl drama. See's like,
give me a break. I need to talk about who
I'm gonna fuck. So lunch is fresh in light there's
gonna be something for everyone. A darre doesn't know meters
but she and she also hasn't been inside. She was
supposed to be an in between me. I haven't really
seen her in between lunches, beat salad, prawns, crabcakes and
other salads. It goes off without a hitch.
Speaker 1: They loved it.
Speaker 2: They loved it, and they stared at Serena and said,
watch your fucking p's and q's because we're hungry. If
you fuck this up, it's not gonna be good for you.
So Serena knocked out of the park with this one.
And finally we get to Wigan and Laura, Oh, sorry
forgive me.
Speaker 1: I do want to back out for one second. Marina
has created a new currency for services provided. Apparently it's
her fucking Doug Besos.
Speaker 2: Besos, Yeah, a little bits.
Speaker 1: I had next about fifteen years ago. Who'd go, if
you behave today, you might get lucky tonight. And I
remember thinking that I I don't I don't want to
get lucky.
Speaker 2: So that's when you know you gotta get out.
Speaker 1: That's what I broke up with her. That's right right,
She say it might be a bej in the equation.
I'm like, I'm good good Yeah. So yeah, that's what
I'm just saying. Sex is not always a no.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's when you got to get out because
if you're in a good relationship, especially with men, that
will always work pretty much.
Speaker 1: Not old Patty.
Speaker 2: Well, Patty's tea is very low, that's true. That's why
he's bleeding out of his face.
Speaker 1: I am I'm getting old my testosterone. I think they
discussed this later, like old men that charter guests were like,
they're loyal and they're cool and nice. Yeah, but they
you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not going to crack you in half though
they're not.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the ones that crack in half are poor.
Isn't that odd? That's how that's how life works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so's Arena needs help because she's really behind. Now.
We love Serena, you know that we do. Why are
you so behind? We talked about it last week. What
is the need? Like Serena's never had a sous chef before.
Why are we all of a sudden like, oh my god,
I can't do everything. We've never had a sous chef.
Why are you so behind? You know, and you know
we love suren we do.
Speaker 1: And that's a great question and I can't answer it
because I don't know what how much.
Speaker 2: You need time to answer. Later on the season, we'll
talk to her. So we On needs if she'll have us.
We On needs a cleaning list from Harry. Yeah, that's weird.
And we do a photo shoot on the beach.
Speaker 1: Now I want to point back up to the him
needing a cleaning sheet. Harry, I believe, points out, like, well,
what the fuck are you talking about? Where's this guy's head? Yeah,
I'll tell you where it is. It's in between Adair's legs.
Because men are disgusting and we get completely consumed with sexual.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've talked about it before. That's why it's
called running. That's when you go out and you kill
deer because they're super horny. You can't think clearly when
you underwater and frothy, frothy? Come should I I shouldn't
have done that?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Okay. Guests get back to the boat well really quickly
the photo shoot. One of them almost drowned, and Johnny
continues to be just lovely. Yeah, the Greek just lovely.
Speaker 1: It's so sad to see a scene where he's punching
a wall.
Speaker 2: I know, I wonder what happened. So Silver and Pearl
themed twenty five Years of Friendship is going to be
the dinner Dell.
Speaker 1: Forgive me sometimes I'm so excited about the show. As
we recap it, I miss stuff. Did we skip over
the scene where the charter guests inquire about Brianna and
Harry's relationship?
Speaker 2: Not yet?
Speaker 1: That happens before the setup, I believe, but I could
be wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, first, Laura says that she's gonna make things as
classy as possible for this Silver and Pearly getting in.
They're gonna do that with things almost exclusively from the
ninety nine Sense store. So we've seen this before. It
always looks like absolutely. Now we get ready for dinner,
but before that, they do ask if Harry is going
to be taking Breed to Australia. His answer maybe Now.
Speaker 1: I want to say this and forgive old Patty for
sounding like a misogynist who thinks he understands women, But
I think I do. These are traps that women that
have no stake in the game set for dumb guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, Tom, yes, dear.
Speaker 1: They asked him that do it like Tom. Okay, let
me tell you something, dear, sweeting Okay, Dear, Yes.
Speaker 2: We're going to do it. Let's do it right, okay.
Speaker 1: Yes, Uh, women set traps for dear. Okay, that's why
you can't trust that. Okay, Dear ediwe Tom take me out.
Speaker 2: So how you want to be taken out? Take me
out in a submarine with a chicken pot pie.
Speaker 1: Let me see if d Debilio has that out there?
Speaker 2: And he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so uh he answers poorly. Yeah, and he
says I don't know by And of course Rihanna will
hold on to that till later in the episode, which
was a wonderful I have to say this, out of
all the sea rats that have boat matces on this show,
as we've watched for eight years, I actually think they
have a shot, and if they don't, I'm gonna be
very disappointed.
Speaker 2: I love Big Red and Harry Carey, Oh yes, they're
the best. But we get to dinner and it is
going to be truffle mushroom risotto and surf and turf. Now,
Serena is cutting loins or little ribbons or little medallions
or quite sizeable medallions out of the Chateaubriand and I
saw the cook immediately, I said, that is still alive.
Speaker 1: It had the jockey marks. Yeah, you can't. I am
averse to blood, you know, I don't eat meat anymore
or for the most part. And but one thing that
you see to bother me is actually seeing the blood
that used to formally flow through the living piece of
meat that I am now going to consume.
Speaker 2: Its blood, flesh once full of blood and life for
us now no longer. Now. The thing about filet mignon,
I don't care if it's wagu. I don't care if
it's what filet mignon needs to be cooked too. I
would say between medium, rare and medium, because you know it,
to leave a filet mignon rare is to chew through
a baseball steak. You know, you can take that cook,
you can take that cut a little bit further than
you would other cut some And you know, who are
we getting. We're not getting a real wagu right loin
for these people. I mean maybe we did, but you know,
this wagu thing is getting thrown.
Speaker 1: It's getting crazy so much. I was at Boulevard Steak
on Sunday. It paid ninety dollars for a steak the
size of a booker. It was great. Yeah, the wife hated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the risotta goes off well, but we do
have an issue. It's under cook. But first Weien doesn't
want to work. He's talking to his boys about how this.
Speaker 1: It's not that he doesn't work. I want to work.
It's that he feels that Lara is kind of overstepping
her bounds now into his department with expectations.
Speaker 2: I think Daisy is the greatest abuser of this. Daisy
just constantly brand Gary. Everyone is on Interior when and
it's like Daisy chill out speak.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that show, Good luck with another season of that,
Gary Kig.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I think Gary King's being sued now. Uh yeah, yeah,
I'm on WI I'm on Lara's side, You're on WI inside.
Speaker 1: I'm not on WI inside per se. I'm just saying
that I feel like they need some of this may
be coming out of her punishing him for overstepping his
bounds by having Marina go out and do scuba diving.
Maybe just saying maybe.
Speaker 2: Okay, So yes, the stakes do in fact turn out
to be too under for the women. They're pretty chill
about it. Yeah, fine, Yeah, they send back the stuff.
It's cooked properly. And then next out is a coconut
Malibu pineapple cake.
Speaker 1: I was so excited about this. Yeah, yes, I love
coconut and I love pineapple, and it's rarely seen as
a dessert, especially on this franchise.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Have you ever had upside down pineapple cake?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: When was the last time?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's clawingly sweet.
Speaker 1: It is, and you don't need to eat the old
goddamn thing, but you can have a slice and it's wonderful.
Speaker 2: And I just I'll not have the fat sham and
continue anymore. I do not eat entire cakes worth of care.
Speaker 1: Point is, it's delightful and it can be eaten with
just small portions.
Speaker 2: Your favorite cake is a pineapple upside down cake.
Speaker 1: I like when it's served, and I also like bread pudding.
Speaker 2: What about a cheesecake?
Speaker 1: A little too gross and uh, too over indulgent?
Speaker 2: What about carrot cake?
Speaker 1: Love carrot cake?
Speaker 2: What about red velvet?
Speaker 1: It's cake? Okay, So you're a cake guy, I'm a
pie guy. You're a pot cheesecake.
Speaker 2: You're a pie guy. Yeah, okay, what about uh what Kili?
Speaker 1: Well that goes into cheesecake.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I love upside if you want to. No,
I don't like apple pie.
Speaker 2: Would you like a cobbler?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Banana cream?
Speaker 1: I like banana cream?
Speaker 2: Whatw You're a sweet little bit?
Speaker 1: Huh h yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my good?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, So the dinner is fine. It's fifty pots.
I've been hard on Serena, but Serena's on shutter Island.
She's not cooking to her fullest potent.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that RESULTA though?
Speaker 2: Look good? Yeah, it's a good first fifty five pots? Okay, okay,
So Harry and Big Red we have a maybe off.
They're so cute together. This is the beginning of young love.
I think they're going to stay together until they're dead. Yeah,
Zorena and Marina have this is a talenty interaction. Yes, Marina,
we're gonna not become fans of you very very quickly
if you're this uh this mean about this now?
Speaker 1: This is the war that has taking place between her
and Zorena over Wihenne.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, his name's Weien. Come on, guys, but we
get to the morning. Zorena wants a massage, but Weien
cannot touch her because of the Brazilian, the scary Brazilian.
And that is when Serena just tells Ween that she
has a crush on him. Now this is a major
misstep because Weien it's a pick. He wants what has
not expressly said has a crush on him. That's why
he's into a dare. Now we get to the jet
skis and this is wild. The jet skis are filled
with water, which means they might have a leak, and
Johnny and a Dar are a little concerned for the
well being of the guests.
Speaker 1: You know who is not the bosit the Bosa. Fuck it,
let's see what happens.
Speaker 2: So they imagined one of them can't swim, and Weian says, well,
we'll need to see what happens, and we do see
what happens. Now below deck is always good for one
or two needless to be continued cards throughout the season.
I don't know if the jet ski flipped over because
of user error or because there was a leak. We're
not sure yet.
Speaker 1: I could not tell, but what I could tell is
they're very close to shore. So the good news for
the guests that can't swim is that she could just
stand up in the water. Line will be up to
her ankles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also if it was any deeper, you have
a life fest on.
Speaker 1: But eh, fuck it, I know it's cliff water.
Speaker 2: Scary things are scary. Get in the comments let us
know what scares you. What's your favorite cake, how do
you like your steak cooked? And what is your favorite
I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat, Say goodbye Dad.