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charter guests were like, they're loyal and they're cool and nice. Yeah,

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but they you know, yeah.

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Speaker 2: They're not going to crack you in a half though

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they're not.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, The blue ones that crack in half

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are pull.

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Speaker 2: Hilo. Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of bad

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TV aka Another Blowdeck Podcast aka bad TV. I'm Dylan.

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That is a very squirrely.

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Speaker 1: Pat permission to come a bullet?

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Speaker 2: What are you looking around so much for? Well?

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Speaker 1: I want to see if the blue lights were behind

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me in the studio. We got these fancy lights now

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that represent whatever show we're doing. Blow Deck is blue

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lights behind old Patty for the ocean. Oh, we never

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pitched this. Some people win on our Facebook group. We

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have a YouTube channel called another Blowdeck Podcast on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: Yeah go check it. Yeah, I'll probably change the name

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of its soon as you know. We'll figure stuf.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but you can see videos of us and you

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can see how good Patty looks.

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Speaker 2: Now, do you want to say anything about me?

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Speaker 1: Oh, dil you look amazing. Not really, who cares about

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looks well?

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Speaker 2: Well? When you say okay, so you say dilly, you

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look amazing, And then I say I don't, And then

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you go, who cares? Who cares about looks, implying that

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maybe the compliment paid really wasn't at all.

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Speaker 1: No, I definitely meant it.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, see you're clearing your throat. You can't even

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look at me right now. It makes me think you're lying.

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Speaker 1: You're not as shallow as me?

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: All I care about is how.

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Speaker 2: I have been cramming food. I got a pregnant wife.

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I have been cramming food in my mouth to be

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in solidarity with her.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, till you get fat after the baby's here? Really,

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are you kidding me? You're gonna be so fat? But

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that's okay, It is okay.

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Speaker 2: What am I trying to to snag? Bitches?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to take care of my daughter?

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Speaker 1: This is how it happens. There's a plate of food,

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there's some mac and cheese. That's what the baby's eating

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or yeah yeah, and uh, they don't finish it, and

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you're tired, you're stressed, and you hate your life, and

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you pick it up with your hand, not even a fork,

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and then you fucking shove it in your big fat pileo.

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Speaker 2: Do you just go with the fingertips or do you

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mash it into a ball?

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Speaker 1: Mash it into a ball?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's sick.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: I mean people should be healthy, right, and being a

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big fatso isn't healthy. So I'm going to work on it.

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But anyways, listen, we have got to get into below

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deck Dana.

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Speaker 1: Bravo did what old Patty used to do, which I

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was very proud of. Whenever we were like hitting the.

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Speaker 2: Charges trippling sex addiction on Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: When we'd be very high in the ratings, I would

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post how where we were sitting on the ratings of

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Apple Podcasts. Bravo did that this week. They showed, uh

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that this show is getting one point four viewers. Great

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Summerhouse has its biggest ratings ever. I don't know why.

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Paige and Greig okay and I forget whatever the show

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they posted, but very popular right now.

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Speaker 2: Well good, we're really enjoying the show. I hope you

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are too. Tell your friends, tell your family, Still people

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credit card. Go to patreon dot com if you want

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to listen to the Traders. Oh my gosh, is that

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our favorite show? It's a patreon dot com, slash another

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podcast network, pat five dollars a month. Tell them how

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you can get that. Oh well, you come up with

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something new.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, scrape up five bucks. Oh okay. Go stand

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next to a fast food restaurant like where people the

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ordering window and then look really sad. And then when

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people they're going to order their happy deal and whatnot,

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you say, hey, can you help me out right right?

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you go, I was gonna order a happy meal? No, no, no,

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actually say I'll take a happy meal. And then you

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you have them hand you the happy meal after they

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go through the drive through, and then you go right

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back in line. And then the next customer that comes

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happy meal over here on this drive through it's six bucks.

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I'll sell it to you for five and then you

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head on over to Patreon.

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Speaker 2: Do well you yeah, oh that's amazing discount.

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Speaker 1: It's discounted happy bit.

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Speaker 2: That's arbitrage, right, that's arbitrage. I think that's I don't

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really know what arbitrage is, but that sounds like it's

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what it is. So do that be a fucking.

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Speaker 1: It seems like it's a lot of work, but it's

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really not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, be a fucking filthy bomb. Go outside for a

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little bit and uh, just you know, get people's money

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and then go to patron dot car. Another thing you

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can do. You get a hitchhike, right, Oh, put your

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thumb out. Put your thumb out. Carry a weapon with

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you because you're gonna eat it. Let's not get into it.

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Let's get into below deck. Say threat in their life,

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steal their car, sell the car. You'll get a lot

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of five dollars out of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a crime though.

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Speaker 2: Food for thought, Happy meal for thought. Let's get into

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a below deck. What did we think of this episode? Pack?

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Speaker 1: I love it because we Ann has been kind of

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flying under the radar as a pig.

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Speaker 2: Man. Is he a pig?

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Speaker 1: You know? I I love we A because, uh, he's

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a pig. The way that he looks at women is

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when you go to one of those yogurt chops.

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Speaker 2: Like you you were gonna go to Menche's. The second

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you started talking, you knew it.

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Speaker 1: I do it because he's one of those guys. It says,

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air hand me the bunch of those little cups and

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then you try the banana peanut butter flavor, you're like, nah,

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let me try the cookies and cream, and then you

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decide on whatever you decide on. But you gotta sample everything.

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is boson one oh one, and the people.

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Speaker 2: At Menchi's go, sir, you've sampled everything twice. We need

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to stop sampling and pick something. And you have to

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turn to these people, likely teenagers, who are scrolling on

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TikTok and you have to go listen, you fucking fool.

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I have to understand palatability and how this is going

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to It's not just the flavor of this. I have

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to understand how it's going to go with the toppings.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the gummy worms? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is peanut butter gonna go with gummy worms? I don't know.

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go with gummy worms.

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Speaker 1: This is I need to know how it goes with

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milk does and I don't even know if they make

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those anymore milk DUTs?

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Speaker 2: Yeah they do. My god, are they a cumbersome candy?

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Speaker 1: Get stuck in your teeth?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? The only thing worse probably juju bees Oh yeah, dots,

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dots are pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: How about when they broke up the crunch bar into

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little crunch bits?

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Speaker 2: Oh, nerds clusters? Have you gotten nerds clusters? Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. What I know some people are

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big fans of the nerd clusters, not Patty. I don't

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like that kind of sugar. I like chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you're in rare form today, Huh? I am.

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Speaker 1: I believe I was giving my knots.

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Speaker 2: Get in the comments. Let us know if pat what

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Speaker 1: I understand a lot of people like them. I'm just

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not a fan. Okay, this season is freaking amazing. And

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once again props to Harry. I might call you back

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channel Harry. He has his little fucking fingers all over this.

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Speaker 2: Goddamn I love you. I love your Donald Trump nicknames.

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Speaker 1: He will uh. He did like a back channel on

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back Channel Crime when he went and talked to Brianna

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and Laura, fed them information, then went back and fed

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it to Weihanne. He understands the job.

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Speaker 2: Who's the former governor of New Jersey?

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Speaker 1: No clue?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a big fat guy got stuck. Oh Christy, Yeah,

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Chris Christy.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's a big, fat pig like me, Big Chris.

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Speaker 2: We call it big Chris.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's big, eats locks of ice cream like Rosie o'donald,

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that other fat pig.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh Donald, you are one hundred and twenty

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pounds overwegh.

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Speaker 1: No politics, we give it to I wear it well,

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I wear it better, all right. I love this season.

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I love it. I love it. And by the way,

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did you see who the new sue chef might be.

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I believe it was Alisha or Aisha. She's from the past,

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from a past season. I don't think she's going to

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fit in well as a subordinate to Zorena.

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Speaker 2: Well, Serena's on Shutter Island right now. She's smoking cigarettes

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that don't exist, so that's true.

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Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll get to that. I think my head's

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bleeding now, No, it's not, it's bleeding.

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Speaker 2: Why is it bleeding?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm old and when you have white, pasty skin

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and your skin is dry, it just starts bleeding from over.

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Speaker 2: That is so disgusting.

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Speaker 1: The thing you're like, eyeball, well, I am from Traders,

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and it's like I see old people now and they're

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walking and they have their mouths open, and I'm going

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to be that guy. Let's get to the show. Seventy pots.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting fucking old and I'm miserable bleeding for no reason.

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My head just decided it's gonna start bleeding. Get in

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the comments. How old are you?

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Speaker 2: That is so gross? Oh my god, go to YouTube.

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I may be fat. At least I'm not bleeding out

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of my fucking hand.

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Speaker 1: Well someday you will.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a thing.

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Speaker 2: All right, I give it twelve pots. Let's get into

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the episode. We began on Shutter Islands. Serena's going through

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deja vu because Culver broke her heart last time we

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were out cold.

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Speaker 1: Not just Culver o. Uh that guy who his mother

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used to get beaten with a bone. Wow, he also

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fucked her home.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think she was ever into the whole.

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Speaker 1: She slept with him? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. That was a whole.

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Speaker 1: Storyline from last season. No, her friend dated him and

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then she ended up having then me fucked her over too.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, she's through that to you to.

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Speaker 2: Take care of the wound.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So she's having this whole like zen moment where she's

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like trying to understand what she's doing wrong with men.

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Let's start with her exclusively dating sea rats, who are

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predominantly emotionally unavailable immaturane aka sex rat. That's a.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a really good place to start, because

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not all sea rats are sex rats. All sex rats

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are sea rats. It's like a little logic pop from there. Okay,

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So okay, all right, gotta focus, Dell. It's gross, he's bleeding,

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but gotta focus. Okay, God, it's like one of those

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wounds that just doesn't stop. It's like a little nick

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I'm gonna lose eyesight and eyes seriously. Okay, why did

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the elderly walk with their mouths open?

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Speaker 1: I think they're lazy and they don't know they're doing it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So Serena has had her heart broken

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by Culvert, and the worst part about having your heart

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broken by Culver is that you gave a piece of

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your heart to Culver, which is crazy because Culver is Listen,

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people watch the show, so I want to be sensitive,

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but Culver is a dumbat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's an idiot. I can't sye. No, I can't

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stand I can't stand that.

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Speaker 2: All right, we love you, gole okay, okay, So Weon's

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flavor of the Days and rolls around the boat. Marina

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heads back to the boat with him. It is awkward.

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First we've got Serena versus Marina. That's tense. Then we've

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got we On with the girls that's also tense. The

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whole thing is just pretty tense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tense. But I don't think Marina helps herself

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by not only coming in and kind of bragging about

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how wonderful the kids making fun of Serena's hair. I

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think she didn't say it, but the hair did look

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like Elvira. That's a deep cut reference from the eighties.

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Speaker 2: Not deep cut. It's crazy that Elvira is a fixture

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of our culture even though she's really done nothing. I

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would quote a school of rock and tell Marina step off,

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Oh yeah, step off, don't come for Serena. Okay, we

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love Serena. We get to the next day. The fish

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tank is disgusting still, and so is Ween. Maybe he

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wakes up after kissing both women and realizes that he's

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into a dare. Yeah, the Beanie Weenie of the crew.

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Speaker 1: I like later in the Adare is just like she's

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like she's behind the scenes. Look, I don't she's behind

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the scenes. She has not had her moment. No, all

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the women are beautiful. Who cares what I think. I'm

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just discuss it're bleeding. Yeah, But I find it interesting

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that he is now focused on her, and I believe it.

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It's true sea rat nature. It's because it's the only

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girl he has and stuck his tongue down and you

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must do.

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Speaker 2: The funny thing is I don't even think Adare is

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into him.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I have a direct quote later on when

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she's looking at her phone. I believe a producer asked her,

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what do you think? And she said, and I quote, ah, no,

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I'm good.

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Speaker 2: That's the that's a direct love Adare. So Harry is

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low playing it this season. He went too heavy into

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Margo last season and a bit him in the ass. Anyways,

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Serena is prepping food and they talked about girl code,

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her and Laura, and Lara divulges some privileged information speaking

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which is talking about breaking girl girl code.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, never tell an unflattering story from the past

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of a friend that took place not on television, but

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another experience on television. I thought that was poor, poor form,

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poor form. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And in the girl quote code codex. It's not in

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the first couple of pages, but maybe on page seventeen

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is a law. Don't go on national television tell an

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embarrassing story that wasn't on national television about your girl. Okay,

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don't do that.

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Speaker 1: These two definitely Laura does not like her.

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Speaker 2: Deepen her something. No, So Serena is prepping food, Nope,

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talked about that and oh well, the story was Serena

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was going.

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Speaker 1: For a guy and she tried to lure him in

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her cabin with some ET love ET.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Ht sounds like a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: ET.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean, Kathy Hilton, Donald Trump, that

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kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh ah, got it. You know, he was designed to

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look like Einstein. When they were designing the what the

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creature would look like. They wanted him to be intelligent

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and not intimidating. So he has Einstein's eyes. I think

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they said.

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Speaker 2: He didn't look anything like Albert Einstein.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I watched a little clip.

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Speaker 2: He kind of looks like a pile of shit.

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Speaker 1: ET wants to go home.

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Speaker 2: That's all Bots and Elliot, that greedy little fuck he.

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Speaker 1: You know I named my daughter after.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, Elliot's a beautiful name. He's a

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beautiful child, not as beautiful as Pat's. Ellie. What a

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wonderful little girl. I love her so much. But it's

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time to get to the prag shape made eye.

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Speaker 1: Boat owners, restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Tours, restaurant tours.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna a mermaid.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna need some diva mermaids. We're gonna need some

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good food. We're gonna need a silver cake. Several tears,

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and turns out mermaid teal tails are a little difficult

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to swim in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't buy those on amas.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you'll drown.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So Harry is pulled into Hell.

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Speaker 1: Moving on in the refugee meeting. I love that they're

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doing this twenty five years later. There's something about friendships

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that are enduring, that that you went through the crazier times.

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Somehow we get in our twenties and thirties, and yes,

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those are we make memories from those times too, But

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there's something about being in your late teens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something.

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Speaker 1: Who are the people that you still hang out with

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the most what era in your life?

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Speaker 2: In my life? Yeah, probably the friends that I met

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in junior high.

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Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, wouldn't it be nice when you're

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all fifty you go on a road trip with one

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another or do something really crazy and fun.

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Speaker 2: It's so crazy, Like, oh my, like really closest friends

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outside of you, I've known since I was twelve years old.

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It's pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're my newest friend that is actually a

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friend that I've had. Yeah, and we've known each other

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for ten years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you too.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a great guy. You tell you Sam gross looking.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that.

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Speaker 2: Harry is pulled into the Serena drama, and Harry describes

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what we need.

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Speaker 1: I think he doesn't use Old Patty's analogy, but he

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does point out the yogurt shop analogy.

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Speaker 2: Well Of referenced this loose geometrical shape of hedonism and

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debauchery in the past is a ball of snakes. There

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is no structure to it. It is just slithering, fucking,

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and sucking. Harry describes it as an asterisk. We've got

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Weihen who's into a dare who's into I don't know,

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hot pockets or something. I'm not sure herself. A Dare

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likes no once, Aerna likes we In, and Marina doesn't

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follow girl code equals.

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Speaker 1: Entertainment one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: And let's why you need the Ball of snakes.

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Speaker 1: Let me explain for new listeners. This is how sea

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rats work. There is no loyalty in the sea rat universe. Now,

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a sea rat is always two cigarettes and two shots

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of tequila away from throwing into it. Just another random

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sea rat.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep, no loyal toss into my skull, toss

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into what really, whatever you want, well not, I mean

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whatever I consent for you to throw too.

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Speaker 1: I'd love if there was a sea rat out there

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that wanted to debate Patty and Go. I disagree with

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your theories on seagrats. I welcome that you.

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Speaker 2: Don't have that conversation with us. We've pat and I

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are essentially like marine biologists with you people. We have

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studied your genome, your species for far too long to

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be debated. We're experts. Provisions arrive, yes, and we get

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the chiron for We get a chiron for a welcome drink.

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That's a new one, the creole smash.

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Speaker 1: I gotta try at Yeah, you know my wife's creoll.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I'd love to try

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your wife's cooking again. It was just that one time.

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Speaker 1: We you made fun of our caesar salad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You know.

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Speaker 1: The unfortunate part about being a famous podcaster is that

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occasionally someone that you are creating with posts and Instagram

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on Instagram clip that is unflattering to my wife. Yeah yeah,

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and I have to deal with the yeah repercussion.

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Speaker 2: And I would take umbrage with the word famous, and

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I would take umbrage with what your wife did to

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that caesar. It was inexcusable and I was speaking my truth.

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Spaghetti was overcooked as well.

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Speaker 1: I never heard that before.

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Speaker 2: So they seem fun. These these guests titties and ass.

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They came from Chicago, so they are ready for the heat.

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Lara stuff, Lara in lot. I feel bad for Laura.

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Lara's got to deal with we on who is a

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pig and a baby. He's like a little baby pig.

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Speaker 1: Okay, But I do want to say this though, del

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I feel like him and his team are working over

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time to assist the interior, whether it be washing dishes

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or cleaning up is.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Ween really is.

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Speaker 1: I think his team is and I'm and he bitches

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about it later, but we'll get to that.

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Speaker 2: Well, she says I need some help, and he says,

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give me twenty minutes, which is conveniently enough time for

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the test to be over. That's when he says, I'm

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talking to Harry about all this girl drama. See's like,

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give me a break. I need to talk about who

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I'm gonna fuck. So lunch is fresh in light there's

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gonna be something for everyone. A darre doesn't know meters

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but she and she also hasn't been inside. She was

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supposed to be an in between me. I haven't really

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seen her in between lunches, beat salad, prawns, crabcakes and

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other salads. It goes off without a hitch.

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Speaker 1: They loved it.

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Speaker 2: They loved it, and they stared at Serena and said,

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watch your fucking p's and q's because we're hungry. If

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you fuck this up, it's not gonna be good for you.

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So Serena knocked out of the park with this one.

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And finally we get to Wigan and Laura, Oh, sorry

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forgive me.

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Speaker 1: I do want to back out for one second. Marina

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has created a new currency for services provided. Apparently it's

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her fucking Doug Besos.

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Speaker 2: Besos, Yeah, a little bits.

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Speaker 1: I had next about fifteen years ago. Who'd go, if

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you behave today, you might get lucky tonight. And I

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remember thinking that I I don't I don't want to

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get lucky.

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Speaker 2: So that's when you know you gotta get out.

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Speaker 1: That's what I broke up with her. That's right right,

470
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,960
She say it might be a bej in the equation.

471
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:15,119
I'm like, I'm good good Yeah. So yeah, that's what

472
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,720
I'm just saying. Sex is not always a no.

473
00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:20,519
Speaker 2: That's good. That's when you got to get out because

474
00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:23,400
if you're in a good relationship, especially with men, that

475
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,799
will always work pretty much.

476
00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: Not old Patty.

477
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 2: Well, Patty's tea is very low, that's true. That's why

478
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,279
he's bleeding out of his face.

479
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,759
Speaker 1: I am I'm getting old my testosterone. I think they

480
00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:37,920
discussed this later, like old men that charter guests were like,

481
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,880
they're loyal and they're cool and nice. Yeah, but they

482
00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:41,359
you know.

483
00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not going to crack you in half though

484
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,319
they're not.

485
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the ones that crack in half are poor.

486
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:52,559
Isn't that odd? That's how that's how life works.

487
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, so's Arena needs help because she's really behind. Now.

488
00:23:55,759 --> 00:24:01,519
We love Serena, you know that we do. Why are

489
00:24:01,559 --> 00:24:03,880
you so behind? We talked about it last week. What

490
00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:06,759
is the need? Like Serena's never had a sous chef before.

491
00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:09,720
Why are we all of a sudden like, oh my god,

492
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,920
I can't do everything. We've never had a sous chef.

493
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,960
Why are you so behind? You know, and you know

494
00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:14,960
we love suren we do.

495
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: And that's a great question and I can't answer it

496
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,720
because I don't know what how much.

497
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: You need time to answer. Later on the season, we'll

498
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:26,240
talk to her. So we On needs if she'll have us.

499
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,880
We On needs a cleaning list from Harry. Yeah, that's weird.

500
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,279
And we do a photo shoot on the beach.

501
00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: Now I want to point back up to the him

502
00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:38,880
needing a cleaning sheet. Harry, I believe, points out, like, well,

503
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,079
what the fuck are you talking about? Where's this guy's head? Yeah,

504
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,640
I'll tell you where it is. It's in between Adair's legs.

505
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:50,759
Because men are disgusting and we get completely consumed with sexual.

506
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,319
Speaker 2: I mean, we've talked about it before. That's why it's

507
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,359
called running. That's when you go out and you kill

508
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,880
deer because they're super horny. You can't think clearly when

509
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:07,039
you underwater and frothy, frothy? Come should I I shouldn't

510
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:07,799
have done that?

511
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:08,799
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's fine.

512
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: Okay. Guests get back to the boat well really quickly

513
00:25:12,519 --> 00:25:16,799
the photo shoot. One of them almost drowned, and Johnny

514
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:21,839
continues to be just lovely. Yeah, the Greek just lovely.

515
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 1: It's so sad to see a scene where he's punching

516
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:24,960
a wall.

517
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 2: I know, I wonder what happened. So Silver and Pearl

518
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,079
themed twenty five Years of Friendship is going to be

519
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,519
the dinner Dell.

520
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: Forgive me sometimes I'm so excited about the show. As

521
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,640
we recap it, I miss stuff. Did we skip over

522
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,359
the scene where the charter guests inquire about Brianna and

523
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,359
Harry's relationship?

524
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 2: Not yet?

525
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: That happens before the setup, I believe, but I could

526
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,000
be wrong.

527
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,519
Speaker 2: Well, first, Laura says that she's gonna make things as

528
00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:52,799
classy as possible for this Silver and Pearly getting in.

529
00:25:52,799 --> 00:25:56,440
They're gonna do that with things almost exclusively from the

530
00:25:56,519 --> 00:25:58,920
ninety nine Sense store. So we've seen this before. It

531
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,799
always looks like absolutely. Now we get ready for dinner,

532
00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:05,720
but before that, they do ask if Harry is going

533
00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:10,160
to be taking Breed to Australia. His answer maybe Now.

534
00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 1: I want to say this and forgive old Patty for

535
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,559
sounding like a misogynist who thinks he understands women, But

536
00:26:16,599 --> 00:26:20,599
I think I do. These are traps that women that

537
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,119
have no stake in the game set for dumb guys.

538
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,039
Speaker 2: Okay, Tom, yes, dear.

539
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:30,599
Speaker 1: They asked him that do it like Tom. Okay, let

540
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,400
me tell you something, dear, sweeting Okay, Dear, Yes.

541
00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:36,279
Speaker 2: We're going to do it. Let's do it right, okay.

542
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: Yes, Uh, women set traps for dear. Okay, that's why

543
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:47,039
you can't trust that. Okay, Dear ediwe Tom take me out.

544
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 2: So how you want to be taken out? Take me

545
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,720
out in a submarine with a chicken pot pie.

546
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: Let me see if d Debilio has that out there?

547
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,039
Speaker 2: And he did.

548
00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:04,319
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so uh he answers poorly. Yeah, and he

549
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,160
says I don't know by And of course Rihanna will

550
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,279
hold on to that till later in the episode, which

551
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,319
was a wonderful I have to say this, out of

552
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,640
all the sea rats that have boat matces on this show,

553
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,680
as we've watched for eight years, I actually think they

554
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,720
have a shot, and if they don't, I'm gonna be

555
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,839
very disappointed.

556
00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,759
Speaker 2: I love Big Red and Harry Carey, Oh yes, they're

557
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:28,920
the best. But we get to dinner and it is

558
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,680
going to be truffle mushroom risotto and surf and turf. Now,

559
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:38,279
Serena is cutting loins or little ribbons or little medallions

560
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,160
or quite sizeable medallions out of the Chateaubriand and I

561
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,920
saw the cook immediately, I said, that is still alive.

562
00:27:48,079 --> 00:27:53,799
Speaker 1: It had the jockey marks. Yeah, you can't. I am

563
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,640
averse to blood, you know, I don't eat meat anymore

564
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,680
or for the most part. And but one thing that

565
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,920
you see to bother me is actually seeing the blood

566
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,359
that used to formally flow through the living piece of

567
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,039
meat that I am now going to consume.

568
00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: Its blood, flesh once full of blood and life for

569
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,720
us now no longer. Now. The thing about filet mignon,

570
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,640
I don't care if it's wagu. I don't care if

571
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,559
it's what filet mignon needs to be cooked too. I

572
00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:21,559
would say between medium, rare and medium, because you know it,

573
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:26,039
to leave a filet mignon rare is to chew through

574
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:30,079
a baseball steak. You know, you can take that cook,

575
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,920
you can take that cut a little bit further than

576
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,519
you would other cut some And you know, who are

577
00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:39,680
we getting. We're not getting a real wagu right loin

578
00:28:39,799 --> 00:28:42,680
for these people. I mean maybe we did, but you know,

579
00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:44,319
this wagu thing is getting thrown.

580
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: It's getting crazy so much. I was at Boulevard Steak

581
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,799
on Sunday. It paid ninety dollars for a steak the

582
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:53,119
size of a booker. It was great. Yeah, the wife hated.

583
00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:56,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the risotta goes off well, but we do

584
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:03,240
have an issue. It's under cook. But first Weien doesn't

585
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:07,920
want to work. He's talking to his boys about how this.

586
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: It's not that he doesn't work. I want to work.

587
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:14,640
It's that he feels that Lara is kind of overstepping

588
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,839
her bounds now into his department with expectations.

589
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,039
Speaker 2: I think Daisy is the greatest abuser of this. Daisy

590
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,759
just constantly brand Gary. Everyone is on Interior when and

591
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:28,440
it's like Daisy chill out speak.

592
00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: Speaking of that show, Good luck with another season of that,

593
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:31,880
Gary Kig.

594
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I think Gary King's being sued now. Uh yeah, yeah,

595
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,519
I'm on WI I'm on Lara's side, You're on WI inside.

596
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm not on WI inside per se. I'm just saying

597
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:46,759
that I feel like they need some of this may

598
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:50,480
be coming out of her punishing him for overstepping his

599
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,279
bounds by having Marina go out and do scuba diving.

600
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,480
Maybe just saying maybe.

601
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 2: Okay, So yes, the stakes do in fact turn out

602
00:29:58,759 --> 00:30:01,839
to be too under for the women. They're pretty chill

603
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,720
about it. Yeah, fine, Yeah, they send back the stuff.

604
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,160
It's cooked properly. And then next out is a coconut

605
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,720
Malibu pineapple cake.

606
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:15,119
Speaker 1: I was so excited about this. Yeah, yes, I love

607
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,240
coconut and I love pineapple, and it's rarely seen as

608
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:20,200
a dessert, especially on this franchise.

609
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, what's happening?

610
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:24,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Have you ever had upside down pineapple cake?

611
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

612
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: When was the last time?

613
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's clawingly sweet.

614
00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:32,319
Speaker 1: It is, and you don't need to eat the old

615
00:30:32,359 --> 00:30:34,920
goddamn thing, but you can have a slice and it's wonderful.

616
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,799
Speaker 2: And I just I'll not have the fat sham and

617
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:40,599
continue anymore. I do not eat entire cakes worth of care.

618
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: Point is, it's delightful and it can be eaten with

619
00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:46,599
just small portions.

620
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,599
Speaker 2: Your favorite cake is a pineapple upside down cake.

621
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,559
Speaker 1: I like when it's served, and I also like bread pudding.

622
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: What about a cheesecake?

623
00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: A little too gross and uh, too over indulgent?

624
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 2: What about carrot cake?

625
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: Love carrot cake?

626
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,799
Speaker 2: What about red velvet?

627
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:10,599
Speaker 1: It's cake? Okay, So you're a cake guy, I'm a

628
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,400
pie guy. You're a pot cheesecake.

629
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,319
Speaker 2: You're a pie guy. Yeah, okay, what about uh what Kili?

630
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: Well that goes into cheesecake.

631
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: Fuck.

632
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,359
Speaker 1: But anyway, I love upside if you want to. No,

633
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,279
I don't like apple pie.

634
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,519
Speaker 2: Would you like a cobbler?

635
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:31,599
Speaker 1: Now?

636
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: Banana cream?

637
00:31:34,599 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: I like banana cream?

638
00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: Whatw You're a sweet little bit?

639
00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:39,559
Speaker 1: Huh h yeah?

640
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,319
Speaker 2: Oh my good?

641
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

642
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,079
Speaker 2: All right, So the dinner is fine. It's fifty pots.

643
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,599
I've been hard on Serena, but Serena's on shutter Island.

644
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,720
She's not cooking to her fullest potent.

645
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,119
Speaker 1: What do you think of that RESULTA though?

646
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:57,599
Speaker 2: Look good? Yeah, it's a good first fifty five pots? Okay, okay,

647
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,319
So Harry and Big Red we have a maybe off.

648
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:03,680
They're so cute together. This is the beginning of young love.

649
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,000
I think they're going to stay together until they're dead. Yeah,

650
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:14,279
Zorena and Marina have this is a talenty interaction. Yes, Marina,

651
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,599
we're gonna not become fans of you very very quickly

652
00:32:18,599 --> 00:32:21,319
if you're this uh this mean about this now?

653
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: This is the war that has taking place between her

654
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,759
and Zorena over Wihenne.

655
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, his name's Weien. Come on, guys, but we

656
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,920
get to the morning. Zorena wants a massage, but Weien

657
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:37,519
cannot touch her because of the Brazilian, the scary Brazilian.

658
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,480
And that is when Serena just tells Ween that she

659
00:32:40,519 --> 00:32:43,880
has a crush on him. Now this is a major

660
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,079
misstep because Weien it's a pick. He wants what has

661
00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:51,440
not expressly said has a crush on him. That's why

662
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:55,480
he's into a dare. Now we get to the jet

663
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,519
skis and this is wild. The jet skis are filled

664
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,279
with water, which means they might have a leak, and

665
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,200
Johnny and a Dar are a little concerned for the

666
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,160
well being of the guests.

667
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,559
Speaker 1: You know who is not the bosit the Bosa. Fuck it,

668
00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:09,720
let's see what happens.

669
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 2: So they imagined one of them can't swim, and Weian says, well,

670
00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:20,480
we'll need to see what happens, and we do see

671
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,920
what happens. Now below deck is always good for one

672
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,240
or two needless to be continued cards throughout the season.

673
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:29,680
I don't know if the jet ski flipped over because

674
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,839
of user error or because there was a leak. We're

675
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,480
not sure yet.

676
00:33:32,519 --> 00:33:34,559
Speaker 1: I could not tell, but what I could tell is

677
00:33:34,599 --> 00:33:37,000
they're very close to shore. So the good news for

678
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:40,720
the guests that can't swim is that she could just

679
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:42,799
stand up in the water. Line will be up to

680
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:43,440
her ankles.

681
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also if it was any deeper, you have

682
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,680
a life fest on.

683
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:51,039
Speaker 1: But eh, fuck it, I know it's cliff water.

684
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,039
Speaker 2: Scary things are scary. Get in the comments let us

685
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:56,400
know what scares you. What's your favorite cake, how do

686
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,519
you like your steak cooked? And what is your favorite

687
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,240
I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat, Say goodbye Dad.

