1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Oh, good morning, Chris. This is what would beautiful day 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,080 for another podcast recording. Huh yeah yeah. Oh that's the excitement. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,240 That's the energy that I want. 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I'm dead, and my eternal punishment is 5 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,000 to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,519 and some people not in hell. 7 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 1: And I'm Clayton, and I didn't realize that we were 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,039 recording already. I'm I kind of wanted to start out, 9 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:23,239 if you want, maybe some like vocal warm ups, some 10 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,000 kind of like some improv stuff to kind of like 11 00:00:25,039 --> 00:00:29,280 get us ready for the recording. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, 12 00:00:30,679 --> 00:00:32,280 let's see. Let's start out with, like I said, some 13 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:36,119 vocal warm up. It's like like, try this tongue trill thing. 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:42,280 Speaker 2: This great? Good? That good? All right? 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: Now try humming. Loosen up the vocal cords. O. Now 16 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,079 you you've softer, softer. 17 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:51,039 Speaker 3: Good? All right? 18 00:00:51,079 --> 00:00:54,119 Speaker 1: Now try some some yawning and some sighing. Relaxed the 19 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:59,200 vocal cords. Yeah, that's terrible. Here, you're you Get you awake, 20 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:05,239 try to get Oh. 21 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:03,439 Speaker 2: No, are you tired? 22 00:01:03,679 --> 00:01:04,239 Speaker 4: You're sleepy? 23 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: No, well, let's wake you up, all right, move next 24 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,439 to hop up on that chair there Chris. Okay, yeah, 25 00:01:09,439 --> 00:01:11,000 all right, Now we're gonna do a trust fall fall 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,519 into my arms, Chris, go. 27 00:01:12,599 --> 00:01:14,439 Speaker 2: On, go on, trust fall, trust fall, Chris, come on, 28 00:01:14,519 --> 00:01:19,719 come on, all right? Three two one. 29 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I wasn't gonna catch up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 30 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,079 I know, I knew you were. 31 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:23,359 Speaker 3: No. 32 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 2: I know. It's point. Did I trust you in the 33 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,680 trust fall? I know? 34 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 4: That's the fun. In the trust fall? 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,079 Speaker 1: You don't trust the person, you know, but it's your 36 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,079 un fault for trusting me. 37 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:31,599 Speaker 2: I didn't. 38 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 4: Okay, well you get back up, come on, you know 39 00:01:33,799 --> 00:01:35,480 your tust yourself off? All right? Right now we're gonna 40 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:35,959 do our last one. 41 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 2: You're ready. It's called a. 42 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 4: Zip zop zap. 43 00:01:38,439 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 2: No, No, it's called zip zap zop. I think, oh 44 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,640 I've done this one before. You didn't. 45 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 4: No, No, this this is zip zop zap. 46 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:45,159 Speaker 2: You see. 47 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,359 Speaker 4: It's different than that one. 48 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,359 Speaker 2: How is it different? So? 49 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,959 Speaker 1: So first I'm just gonna say zip to you, you know, 50 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:52,480 and I'm gonna put my hands at you like this, 51 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,200 and then you're gonna say zop back to me, okay, 52 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,799 And then I'm gonna say zap back to you. 53 00:01:56,799 --> 00:01:57,239 Speaker 2: You're ready? 54 00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 4: Okay? 55 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,439 Speaker 2: That sounds the same well it's it's okay, well we'll 56 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:01,680 see all right, it zop. 57 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: That's a taser. That's a taser. You should have seen 58 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,400 that one coming out to the Trust Fall. 59 00:02:06,439 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 4: You should have known. 60 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 2: Just my old theater background kicked in and I just 61 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,960 went with it. Yeah, No, that's that's you know, yes 62 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,759 and no. 63 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,479 Speaker 1: But al right, So what's on the docket for today? Okay, 64 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,280 looking through my guest list, we've got Amelia Earhart got 65 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,199 to complete my secret mission from heaven? 66 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:25,319 Speaker 2: All right, what secret mission? 67 00:02:25,599 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. 68 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 2: That's a secret You literally just said you got to 69 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,360 complete your secret mission. Just what you've been talking about? 70 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:31,800 What is? 71 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. That's top secret. 72 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 2: Chris. 73 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: You can't know about that secret mission. That does not exist. 74 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,520 That's no, there's no secret mission. 75 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:40,599 Speaker 2: Just but okay, if I was to know about it, 76 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,199 uh huh, what would there be to know? 77 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:46,159 Speaker 1: Okay, Chris, all right, it's been four episodes now, we've 78 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,159 we've been kicking around a little bit. I think I 79 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:49,479 need to tell you. I need I need to fill 80 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:51,599 you in. Okay, you can't tell anybody, all right, all right, 81 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,240 it's between you and me. Can get us in a 82 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,000 lot of trouble. All right, audience, you you you also 83 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:01,000 listen thousands of people at home, hundreds, dozens, all five 84 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,319 of you. Yeah, I'm sure your mom's listening. Okay, you 85 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,520 can't let anybody know. 86 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 2: This, uh huh. 87 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 4: So when we were up in Heaven, you know, at 88 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,960 the end of the last season, I was fine. I 89 00:03:11,039 --> 00:03:11,479 was vibing. 90 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,319 Speaker 1: You know, it's heaven. It's fine, it's whatever. I could 91 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,680 just I could tell you. 92 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 2: You were still homesick, Chris homesick. 93 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just weren't having a good time up in heaven. 94 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,199 You weren't getting along with the angels. Nobody liked you. 95 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,360 Everybody hated you. They all talked bad about you behind 96 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,800 your back. They didn't know they did. So I was thinking, 97 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,800 you know, like I gotta get Chris back to Hell, 98 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,919 you know, and it's it's our show. It's good morning 99 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,719 from Hell. You know, it's not good morning from Heaven. 100 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,680 So I took a plea deal, all right. I took 101 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,639 a bit of a plea deal. Basically, God told me 102 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:43,800 that I need to come back down here into Hell 103 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,400 with you, and we're basically going to do an audit 104 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:49,560 of Hell. Okay, you know, sometimes people slip through the cracks, 105 00:03:49,599 --> 00:03:52,360 like literally slipped through the cracks of Earth and go 106 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:54,360 into Hell, and they might have had to have gone 107 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,840 there like heaven. And so we're gonna have to go 108 00:03:56,879 --> 00:03:59,680 through and we're gonna have to audit everyone here in 109 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:01,759 Hell and make sure that everyone belongs down here, and. 110 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:03,159 Speaker 4: If they don't, we could we could send him back 111 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:03,719 up to Heaven. 112 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 2: You get it? How do I apply for this audit? 113 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:06,719 Speaker 4: No? 114 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 2: No, no, you're you're immune. 115 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: You you are definitely stuck down here. I got it, 116 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:14,080 triple secured on the contract. You cannot go back how 117 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,480 the same way you couldn't enter, you know, five hundred 118 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:19,439 feet of a school up on Earth, you can't get it. 119 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 4: Five thousand miles and near Heaven. 120 00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 2: All right, Okay, I have a question. Okay, how does 121 00:04:25,079 --> 00:04:26,839 your brother feel about this satan? Oh? 122 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 4: He doesn't know about it. 123 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,879 Speaker 1: See that's the thing, you know, no one should know 124 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,079 about it down here. This is our secret mission, Chris. Okay, 125 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:36,480 so if you're kind of you're narking. I don't know 126 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:39,120 about narking. I mean we're like double agents, because you know, 127 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:43,000 I'll use this to you know, get in with Heaven. 128 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:47,720 But really, I'll be doing extra espionage for Hell. So 129 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,279 it's it's really we're we're fucking over both teams. Okay, 130 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,079 it's gonna be great. 131 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 2: H huh yeah yeah yeah, So just just keep just 132 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:55,720 keep with me. 133 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,079 Speaker 1: Don't tell anybody, audience at home, don't tell anybody, don't 134 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,959 post about it on social media. 135 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 136 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:05,519 Speaker 1: At Morning from Hell? Is that is that our handles mostly? 137 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,279 Is it that good Morning from Hell? Is it that 138 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,879 Morning from Hell? It's at Morning from Hell? And then 139 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,600 on YouTube it's good Morning from Hell. Oh, that's great 140 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:15,199 search engine optimization. Yeah, we're so easy to find. And 141 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,240 then on Hatreon it's good Morning from Hell. Wow, we're 142 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,399 all over the place. We can we cannot get our 143 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:23,319 shit straight. Okay, Well, anyways, now that you're filled in, 144 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:25,800 you you're on the know, you can stop bothering me 145 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,519 about it. I got a no brainer, Chris. I'm pretty 146 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,120 sure that this person does not belong down here. So 147 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:33,480 we're gonna start out right, we're gonna get a person 148 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,800 up to heaven. Hopefully by the end of this episode. 149 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,879 They don't know about the audit, right, I don't think 150 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,720 they do, and we're not gonna tell them. Okay, we're 151 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,079 just gonna ask some gleating questions. You know, we're still 152 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:44,600 gonna do the usual. We're gonna ask everybody. You know, 153 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,199 we interview everybody in Hell. But we're just gonna see, 154 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,079 you know, test the water, see if they actually belong 155 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,279 up in heaven. So I thought for our next guest, 156 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,079 we bring on a lovely person that probably didn't do 157 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,879 anything wrong in their life, Amelia Earhart. 158 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 4: Come on in, Amelia. She's on outside right now. 159 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 2: He's in Hell. Yeah, she's in Hell. 160 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hello, Hello, Hell, Hello, Hey, Amelia. Hey, I have 161 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,240 a seat right there. 162 00:06:06,519 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 3: Who are you? 163 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:10,199 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm Clayton. I'm the younger brother of Satan. We 164 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,000 established this earlier in the recording, but I guess you 165 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,839 were here for it though. 166 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:15,639 Speaker 3: Oh, I think I recognize you. You're a couple of 167 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,639 those fellows who always bumping gums, dilly dally and saying 168 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,480 a lot of cocky ma amy but saying nothing at all. Huh. 169 00:06:21,759 --> 00:06:24,639 Speaker 1: I'm I'm so sorry. Do you speak English? Because I 170 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,279 think there might be a language barrier here. 171 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,959 Speaker 3: Of course I speak English. I'm Amelia Earhart. I'm a 172 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,759 famed pilot and heiress of Aviation Airis And what the 173 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:35,759 hell am I doing down here in hell? 174 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,519 Speaker 1: Well, you've been down here for quite a while, so 175 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:39,319 I thought you'd settle in by now. I mean, I 176 00:06:39,639 --> 00:06:41,560 thought you could tell me while you're in hell, Like, 177 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,399 we're gonna just ask you a couple of questions, like 178 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:45,519 what tell us about your life a little bit, Amelia. 179 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:49,639 Speaker 3: Well, as you know, I was a pioneer of the airways. Airways, 180 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:52,000 I guess you are too, to an extent, or so 181 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:52,639 you claim. 182 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like we're like radio DJs, you know, kind 183 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,480 of on podcasts, so more or less successful. I'm not sure. 184 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:03,360 But you flew planes and stuff? From my understanding, correct. 185 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:05,959 Speaker 3: Oh did I fly planes? I was in the sky 186 00:07:06,079 --> 00:07:09,079 flying Hi, I circumvented the world, you know, the whole 187 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,040 glow back then we knew it was round? 188 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,079 Speaker 2: Well, but did you circumnavigate it? Fully? 189 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,639 Speaker 3: Are you saying I didn't make the flight? 190 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,199 Speaker 2: I think that's that is what he's saying. I believe 191 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:20,600 that's what he's saying. Didn't you? 192 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,959 Speaker 3: And who the devil on you? 193 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 2: I'm Chris. It's not important, it's really not. But I 194 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,720 know you were the first female to cross the Atlantic 195 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,959 in a plane, right. 196 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,639 Speaker 3: So they tell me. But I heard that Clancy Withers. 197 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,519 I heard that she was up there, Oh, nineteen thirty two, 198 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,480 nineteen thirty one. The Germans hadn't come yet, but they 199 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,720 were thinking about it. You bet your bottom dollar they 200 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,279 were Nancy Withers. 201 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 2: Well, I haven't heard of her, so she's a friend 202 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:47,600 of yours. 203 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:50,439 Speaker 3: That's because I squashed her from the history books. That's 204 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,720 why you've never heard of her. 205 00:07:52,399 --> 00:07:54,439 Speaker 4: Like, what actually happened to Clancy Withers? 206 00:07:54,519 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 3: Like? 207 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,319 Speaker 2: Did she live a long, prosperous life. 208 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,839 Speaker 3: You know how they say girl power now Chapel Roane, 209 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:04,319 she's out there stomping around the stage spouting girl power 210 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,519 to whoever will listen. Well, it wasn't like that back then. 211 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:10,120 They bitted us against one another. And Clancy Withers, God, 212 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,959 damn it, she was good behind the sticks. I Amelia Airhart, 213 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:16,160 I wasn't about to take that lying down or lying 214 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,120 up or wherever I was at any given time. No, no, no, 215 00:08:19,319 --> 00:08:21,480 And I said, I need to take Clancy, and I 216 00:08:21,519 --> 00:08:23,040 need to take it down a peg. So that's why 217 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,199 I did. I erased her from the history books. 218 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,079 Speaker 1: You keep saying that, but you keep being broad about it. 219 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:30,240 Can you tell us specifically how you erased us from 220 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,079 the memory. 221 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,399 Speaker 3: Books, Clayton, that's what it is broad about. It was 222 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,639 the whole deal, okay. And I said, if there was 223 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:38,039 gonna be a broad about, it's gonna be me. I'm 224 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,440 gonna be the only broad about. And that's what happened. 225 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,559 Speaker 1: But what did you You're being very up to this 226 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,799 right now, Amelia, Just tell me what did you do 227 00:08:44,919 --> 00:08:45,919 to Clancy Withers. 228 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:48,559 Speaker 3: Clancy Withers, she had one of those old Pestibo planes, 229 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,720 you know, the kind that you crank. 230 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,840 Speaker 4: Yes, of course, I'm very familiar. 231 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 3: If you didn't crank that crank a hundred times before 232 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,200 you got that thing in the air, my god, it 233 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,320 didn't have a chance, okay. And of course her crank man, 234 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,960 he was crank ninety nine, and then I distracted him. 235 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,759 I said, look over there, so. 236 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,559 Speaker 4: Then they didn't get the full one hundred cranks. 237 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 3: The crank man looked to the left, and the rest 238 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,639 is her story. I took that crank and I cranked 239 00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:12,080 it all the way back in the other direction. 240 00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 2: That's lane didn't stand a chance. 241 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,679 Speaker 1: So you didn't even have one hundred cranks, even nine 242 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:19,320 ninety eight cranks, because you you negated one. 243 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 3: It was the ninety eighth Crank, and that was a documentary. 244 00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:24,320 I don't know if you saw it, but it came 245 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,879 out of two thousand and four, and it was trying 246 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:28,240 to expose me the ninety eighth crank. I saw that 247 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,240 from down here, and I said, I hope it doesn't 248 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:30,919 get distribution. 249 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:32,039 Speaker 2: I guess not. 250 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:35,519 Speaker 3: I mean it comes through sun Dance and who knows, Yeah. 251 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 4: Ends up on two. We gets lost in the nonsense 252 00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:39,000 and all the other content. 253 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, so I hear, Yeah, so did her plane crash 254 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,279 because of the reverse crank. 255 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 3: To this day, no one knows what happened to Clancy Wrhythms. 256 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,279 But I have an idea. I'd bet a Sawbucker two 257 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:53,200 that Clancy Rhythms is down here with me somewhere, waiting 258 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240 to get her revenge. 259 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,559 Speaker 1: Okay, well that'll be another guest I have to bring on. 260 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,960 Not as famous as Amelia Earhart though, So going back 261 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,159 to your career, it seems like you had a lot 262 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:05,879 of like run ins. You know, you bumped shoulders with 263 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:07,879 a lot of like famous folks from back in the day. 264 00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 4: Can you kind of shed some light on that? 265 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 3: Are you asking if I was in hoots with the 266 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,759 Nazis you're implying. 267 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 2: No, it's not at all what I was implying, Amelia. No, 268 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,200 oh oh right, it's weird that you jumped there. I 269 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,919 mean you could you were you though? 270 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 3: No? Of course I flew for America staspangled planes. 271 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 2: Okay, you seem very so you couldn't see. 272 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 3: Him against the sky. That's how they didn't see me coming. 273 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 4: So are you saying you bombed the Nazis or no? 274 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,519 Speaker 3: It was a different time, literally about five years before 275 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:39,759 I flew. I was about to do my flight around 276 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:42,039 the globe, and I was doing it for God Country 277 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,759 and some of my old friends back in Hollywood who 278 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,039 was alive at the time, Frank Sinatra. 279 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:51,679 Speaker 4: Maybe shouldn't you know this, Amelia? I mean, this is 280 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,320 your history. 281 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 3: Well, you know who I flew for, Carry Grant. What 282 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:56,840 a handsome man. 283 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:57,759 Speaker 2: Carry Grant. 284 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,200 Speaker 3: Knew him, watched all his movies, so I felt like 285 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,039 I knew him. Okay, I had the original parasocial relationship. 286 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,679 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, careda Grant. 287 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,960 Speaker 4: Whatever happened to that relation? You didn't like ninety eighth 288 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,679 crank them, did you? 289 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 3: I didn't. I up cranked him a hundred times over. 290 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,159 Speaker 1: Oh got a different kind of That's not what I 291 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:19,799 meant at all. 292 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 3: Clockwise always clockwise. 293 00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 2: Right, Well, speaking of questionable relationships, did you and Charles 294 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:30,759 Lindberg ever have a thing? Oh? 295 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, are you asking if I abducted the Lindbergh baby? 296 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 2: Well, no, is that what you're acting. 297 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,399 Speaker 4: We're jumping to these things that we are not implying. 298 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:41,639 Speaker 3: Maybe I saw a baby somewhere o, all right. 299 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 4: Okay, so possible kidnapping is what we're saying. 300 00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 1: Was there any sort of Was there an airfield by 301 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:48,519 the Lindbergh's house. 302 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,879 Speaker 3: It was midnight, the eve of December twelfth, nineteen thirty two. 303 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:56,399 What that baby was crying so loud? He was keeping 304 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:58,720 the whole neighborhood up. Somebody had to do something. 305 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 2: Okay, are you neighbors? 306 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,919 Speaker 3: I did for a time lived next to the Lindberg 307 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:07,399 manor Okay, okay, I was stealing jet fuel from the blimp. 308 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,200 It was the only way. They wouldn't give fuel to 309 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,279 a woman in those days. They barely gave me the vote. 310 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:18,039 Speaker 2: Well, okay, that's fair, But why did you have to 311 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,279 take the baby? Yeah? What was the baby? 312 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 3: How do you think we powered planes back in those days? 313 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 2: Well, I thought of a second ago is by cranking 314 00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:28,240 a hundred times. So now it's fuel that you were 315 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:29,799 clancy within. 316 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,399 Speaker 3: She had. She was of a different era. She had 317 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:34,879 the crank plane, as you know, but most were powered 318 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,720 by that little bit of lubricant that exists between the 319 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:40,159 soft cartilage and a baby's joints. 320 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,519 Speaker 4: Oh my god, many people. 321 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,879 Speaker 3: Don't know this. Now I'm starting to think maybe I 322 00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:49,159 should be in hell so so, because yes we were. 323 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,360 We milked so many babies for their cattilage lubricant. 324 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:55,960 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what ended up happening with that baby. 325 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 3: Well, I put him back when his cradle, whatever happened 326 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,759 to him after, I was not party too, and I 327 00:13:00,799 --> 00:13:03,679 feel for the Lindberg family. But you know who got 328 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,480 the baby fuel bill passed? 329 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,159 Speaker 2: Who is that? Who? 330 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,080 Speaker 3: Franklin? Delano Roosevelt. 331 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,159 Speaker 2: That's ah fdr. Okay. 332 00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:13,559 Speaker 3: We had many a party at the White House. Eleanor 333 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:16,919 and I dancing little Tousy, kicking up our heels. Franklin 334 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,639 watching us from his desk, dance on girls, dance on girls, 335 00:13:19,639 --> 00:13:24,320 signing that bill, getting those baby lubricant joints right into 336 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,759 our planes. God, those were the days I miss them. 337 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,600 I've been off the skies for too long. 338 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,639 Speaker 2: You're not off something, though, it sounds like, yeah, it 339 00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:35,200 sounds like you're definitely on something. 340 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,559 Speaker 3: Oh, we have lots of quayludes in hell. 341 00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:41,879 Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I'm glad you got a hold of some. 342 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,039 So back to Eleanor. I mean, sounds like you guys 343 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,519 are very close, very close friends. 344 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,039 Speaker 4: Is that right? 345 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 3: Are you implying that there was something more going on 346 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,039 between us? 347 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:51,360 Speaker 2: Well? 348 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: No, I was just kind of asking about your friendship 349 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,519 with the famous person. But if you want to confess 350 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,240 to something, I mean, they'll free. 351 00:13:58,159 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 3: Your goddamn right, I do. Yes, we were spies. 352 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,759 Speaker 2: Well spy wait what spies for? 353 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:08,039 Speaker 3: Who? We were spies for the United States Government FDR. 354 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,480 He flew us all around the world, solving crimes and 355 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,840 taking names like the Sweet Valley Twins. 356 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,080 Speaker 2: Who were they? 357 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 3: Jessica and Elizabeth? The Sweet Valley High Twins. Have you 358 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,200 ever read the books? 359 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,000 Speaker 2: Is that like a Hardy Boys thing? 360 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,919 Speaker 3: A kind of? It was a series of novels written 361 00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:25,120 by Francine Pascal, but that may have just been a 362 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,720 pen name. For all we know, it could have been 363 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:31,679 written by many different authors anyway, written by Withers. For 364 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:35,120 all we know Nancy Wathers. She couldn't even spell, she 365 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:38,440 couldn't write. She was illiterate. That's how she didn't know 366 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:44,000 it was a hundred cranks. She just counted one, two, three, four, five, six, 367 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,240 over and over again. She couldn't count any higher. 368 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,799 Speaker 1: I'm actually starting to feel a little bit bad for 369 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,720 Clancy WITHMS the more we talk about her. 370 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,279 Speaker 3: Don't feel bad for Clancy Withers, feel bad for Amelia Airhart, 371 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,519 the famed female pilot. It was supposed to second navigate 372 00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:59,879 the globe. And we all know how my story ended 373 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:00,759 and tragedy. 374 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,879 Speaker 2: Well, can we go into that a little. 375 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about that. You got up in a 376 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,440 plane and with Fred Noonan, Yeah. 377 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 2: He was your navigator. 378 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 3: I turned to Fred, I said, Fred, how many jugs 379 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,559 of baby oil we got in there? And he said 380 00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:16,480 all seventeen? And I said, buy. 381 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:18,799 Speaker 2: Her up seventeen jugs. 382 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,159 Speaker 1: I think he must have really had high infant mortality 383 00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:24,000 slash kidnapping rates back then. 384 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:24,759 Speaker 2: Huh oh. 385 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:28,399 Speaker 3: Babies were crumbs, though deeply unreliable. If a baby got 386 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:32,200 itself kidnapped, that was on the baby under as far 387 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,039 as I'm concerned. And I said Fred, I'm ready and 388 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,320 what do you think? Fred said, pretend to be Fred 389 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,399 and tell me what you think. 390 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,519 Speaker 2: He said, let let's do it, Abelia. 391 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. He had a weird kind of Scandinavian accent like that. Huh. 392 00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:50,320 And I said, all right, you bastard, fire up. And 393 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,240 then we got in that skybird. Fred had a Cadillac 394 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,039 of cocaine on board, and I said, Fred, don't do it. 395 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,320 You're gonna fly us too fast. Here hate pread with 396 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,240 my navigator? What what? What? Uh? 397 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:01,519 Speaker 2: Yeah? 398 00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,679 Speaker 3: I guess the wind was bad that day or something. 399 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,159 I don't know. 400 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,039 Speaker 1: And then, as we all know, you and Fred unfortunately 401 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,279 crashed and died into the ocean. 402 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 2: Is that right? 403 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:11,759 Speaker 1: No? 404 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 3: We survived for weeks. 405 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 4: Oh what this is new? 406 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 2: Where? 407 00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:19,879 Speaker 4: How how did you guys survive? Where did you land? 408 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 2: Well? 409 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 3: First, we landed the plane in the ocean, and I said, Fred, 410 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,320 we need to make tracks. We need to put ourselves 411 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,360 as far away from this plane as we can, because 412 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,159 remember I was an international spy. 413 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:30,919 Speaker 2: Oh but I mean so yeah, I. 414 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 3: Said Fred, we need to fake our deaths here. 415 00:16:33,639 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 2: So yeah, so you faked your own death. 416 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you weren't going to just try to 417 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,679 go into hiding. You just did you end up on 418 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:41,480 like some tropical island or something. 419 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:44,399 Speaker 3: Or yeah, goddamn right, I did, Clayton Fred and I 420 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:47,720 we swam I don't know, sixty seventy miles wow. 421 00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:47,960 Speaker 1: Wow. 422 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,919 Speaker 3: And that took us to our final intended destination was 423 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,919 a remote island off the South Pacific. 424 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 4: Oh so it was just the two of you guys 425 00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:56,840 deserted on an island. 426 00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:59,279 Speaker 3: Then the two of us in a deck of uno. 427 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 2: Oh. 428 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 3: We played in no, I don't know, two three weeks. 429 00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:07,480 It's reverse, reverse, reverse, The game never ended. 430 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 2: Wow. So you're on this island. Was there anyone else 431 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,319 on it? Or is it just y'all or what? 432 00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 3: At first, we look for signs of life, squat zero nothing, 433 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:23,680 and that's when we found the temple, the Temple of Osiris. 434 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 2: Oh well, I thought, Emilia, we got one of those 435 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,519 birds in here. 436 00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,519 Speaker 4: Oh you know those classic birds. 437 00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:30,599 Speaker 1: It brings in the ad read for the week for 438 00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:34,240 the sponsored never mind. This week's episode is brought to 439 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,720 you by Better Help. Hey, you know what, I want 440 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:38,839 to take a moment of this episode to thank someone 441 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,720 special in my life, and that is my therapist. 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What was this 475 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,240 so cyrus thing? 476 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,240 Speaker 3: Like any woman of the turn of the twentieth century, 477 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:08,720 I had some experience with tomb raiding. Oh okay, so 478 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,039 I wasn't a complete novice here, but I said to Fred, 479 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,000 I said, Fred, we need to be careful. And you 480 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 know what Fred said. 481 00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:18,920 Speaker 2: To me, Go ahead, Chris, it could be haunted. 482 00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 3: And he was right. Whoa That thing was full of 483 00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:27,160 phantoms and spookies and any other ghosts you can imagine. 484 00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:29,240 Fred says to me, all right, Emilia, I think we 485 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:32,519 go we take shelter inside this tomb. It's hotter in 486 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:34,880 that jungle. You feel like the flames of hell are 487 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,960 tickling out your scroties. And there's this beautiful temple, this 488 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,559 oasis in the middle of the dense trees, and the 489 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:46,640 monkeys are howling. The crabs are clicking, they're nipping at 490 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,039 our heels. And I said, Fred, all right, I can't 491 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:51,559 take it anymore. I swore I'd never rate another tomb again. 492 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,400 But here we are. 493 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,799 Speaker 4: Raiding tombs with Fred Noonan. 494 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,440 Speaker 3: We descend into the bowels of the temple and we 495 00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:00,759 come upon a sarka a guy. 496 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:05,519 Speaker 2: A sarcopha guy. Heah, guy's plural? So did you was 497 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,359 it one or two sarcophagus? 498 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 3: We come to a gus a sarcophagus. 499 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,640 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, continue yes, And. 500 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,079 Speaker 3: I said Fred, you know I swore to never open 501 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,559 another sarcophagus again. And he said, Amelia, we need to 502 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,519 we open the tomb. And what do you think we 503 00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:22,200 see inside? 504 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,839 Speaker 2: Chris, go ahead, take this one. 505 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:28,319 Speaker 3: A mummy worse, five mummies whoa piled on the top 506 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:32,240 of each other, A goddamn mummy orgy? Oh my, I said, okay, Fred, 507 00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:34,960 I'm not gonna hear to kink shame anybody. Of course, 508 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,559 clearly something will happen here, and so you know, Fred 509 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,799 and I we take refuge for the night. Then we 510 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:43,480 we start to hear something coming from down the hallway 511 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:51,640 in the temple. I think Fred just experiencing about of gas. 512 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,200 Speaker 4: Oh oh, Fred was shooting himself. 513 00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:56,839 Speaker 3: God, yes, because of the crab soup we'd been dining 514 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,200 on earlier in the evening. Have you ever had so 515 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,640 super fourteen days straight? 516 00:21:02,319 --> 00:21:03,279 Speaker 4: I can't say no. 517 00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: I think that would do a number on my veins 518 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:07,599 in body. 519 00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:09,279 Speaker 3: So you can understand why. Maybe I thought it was 520 00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:13,240 Fred having a little bibberty bop and his stummy there. Yeah, absolutely, 521 00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:19,599 But no, I heard it again and I said, that's 522 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,119 that's definitely not Fred. 523 00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:22,640 Speaker 2: Uh huh. 524 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,960 Speaker 3: I light the torch and then lo and behold there's 525 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,799 a mummified man staring us down. 526 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 2: Oh, walking dead mummy. 527 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,119 Speaker 3: A walking corpse, wrapped in the very fibers in which 528 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,200 he had been embalmbed. 529 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,680 Speaker 4: Wow, Ben, what You're in the temple of Osius and 530 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:37,799 you're facing the mummy. 531 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,359 Speaker 3: So I was expecting that this mummy is going to attack, 532 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,559 But no, he just turned to us. He held a 533 00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:44,359 finger up to where his lips would have been, and 534 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,559 he's God this roll. 535 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,319 Speaker 2: Oh he talks. 536 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:51,599 Speaker 3: He speaks English, like I think he had like Rosetta 537 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,759 stone or something, you know, right, yeah, like. 538 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 2: The Rosetta stone. Got it? 539 00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:56,519 Speaker 3: Yes? 540 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 4: So then what did you do did you come that way? 541 00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:02,440 Speaker 3: Well, I guess we've got to follow this mummy. And 542 00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:04,799 Fred turned to me. He said, you only live once. 543 00:22:05,319 --> 00:22:08,359 And I said, if I needed to abbreviate that in 544 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,480 a much shorter way so I didn't have to take 545 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,519 as much time to say it, I'd say, yolo. 546 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,400 Speaker 1: Wow, Oh that's news to me. A Millia Earhart invented yolo. 547 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,359 That's that's incredible. 548 00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 3: That's neither here nor there. So Fred and I we 549 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,599 take after this mummy. Uh huh no, following him down 550 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,880 chip tips and turns, and he's triggering booby traps and 551 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,119 dodging daggers and different spikes and O I felt so alive. 552 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,720 And that's when he took us right to the mummy's tomb. 553 00:22:36,759 --> 00:22:37,759 Speaker 2: So there's another tomb. 554 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:40,880 Speaker 1: So then there was the original sarcopha guy, and then 555 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,759 he took you to another other tomb. 556 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 3: He was just kind of like the mini boss. 557 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,079 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, So what was the tomb that 558 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:51,799 he led you to? 559 00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:55,279 Speaker 3: He led us to an even bigger but jeweled sarcophagus 560 00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:58,079 and the mummy he wasn't strong enough to lift it 561 00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:01,720 because his bones were crumbling to dusty. So Fred and 562 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,240 I we lift the lid off of the sarcopha. I guess, 563 00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:08,799 and lo and behold the jeweled burial mask of the 564 00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:12,319 Egyptian monkey God of the South Pacific. 565 00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:13,880 Speaker 2: Wow. 566 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,519 Speaker 3: I know what you're thinking. Why is the Egyptian monkey 567 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,640 god on an island in the South Pacific. 568 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking exactly. 569 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 3: That he was hidden there for protection. Oh so from 570 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,440 what Yeah, an enemy of the pharaoh to Nokta tut. 571 00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 2: I see, okay, he did have many enemies. I am 572 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,960 aware of that. And then so what's the physical manifestation 573 00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:37,680 of this monkey? 574 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,839 Speaker 3: Got shod like a little like monkey corpse? Oh, like 575 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,759 they put like a fancy mask on him and it's 576 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,920 like a little monkey corpse. 577 00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 4: Did the monkey come back to life? Like? 578 00:23:46,039 --> 00:23:47,759 Speaker 2: Did he talk to you and do stuff? 579 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,079 Speaker 1: No? 580 00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:49,880 Speaker 3: I was like, what are we supposed to do with this? 581 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,240 And the Mummy was like all shrugging, like he wanted 582 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:54,119 us to do something, and I was like, I can't 583 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,160 do anything with this monkey corpse. What do you think? 584 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,960 What do you like? You're the mummy, You're the magical rat. 585 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,680 And then he pointed to a stone tablet on the 586 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,960 wall that said at midnight when the full moon was 587 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,920 on the rise, the fullest moon of the year. If 588 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,680 the monkey's corpse was taken to the highest point on 589 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,799 the island, Uh huh, then the monkey God could be 590 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,160 brought back to life. Oh but here's the catch, fellas. 591 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,079 The only way that you could get to the highest 592 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,920 point on the island was to fly to it. 593 00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:27,799 Speaker 2: Oh but your ship, I mean you're a plane. 594 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, so then what you take the tiny monkey course? 595 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,160 Speaker 4: How did you get it up to the highest point. 596 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,839 Speaker 3: I knew I had to call someone who I swore 597 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,920 I would never seek out. I would never Nolan Winners. 598 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,799 Speaker 2: Oh my god, how did you get hold of her? 599 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,559 Speaker 3: Remember, because I had sabotaged Clancy Within's plane, I knew 600 00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:54,440 that her plane was also down somewhere in the South. 601 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,079 Speaker 2: Pacific, like a neighboring island. 602 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,799 Speaker 3: Neighboring island. So I write a message on the ZUNOCRD 603 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,319 and I put it in a bottle, and I say, Clancy, 604 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,799 I know we've had our differences in the past, and 605 00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:07,079 I know that I crank back to your crank on 606 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,119 your plane so that it would malfunction and crash. But 607 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:14,240 there's a monkey God that needs help. And I put 608 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,759 the coordinates of the island on that Uno card and 609 00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:20,039 I sent it. Wow, And sure enough the next day, 610 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,880 spot us spotter, spot us, butter Clancy had she had 611 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,599 been marooned on this island for three months, and she 612 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,759 had taught herself to count, my God for a while, 613 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,000 only count to six. She had all a hundred numbers 614 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,119 she had under her belf now and she had cranked 615 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,400 that crank right to one hundred, and she landed that 616 00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:42,519 sky bird right in the sand. 617 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 2: Wow. 618 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 3: Yes, it was a momentous occasion. 619 00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: What character development for Clancy to learn how to count 620 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:49,480 despite all odds. 621 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,599 Speaker 2: So what happened? 622 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,920 Speaker 3: So I said, Clancy, you wait here, don't worry, You'll 623 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,440 be fine. The creatures of the island are very docile. 624 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,400 They'll take care of you. Because the plane could only 625 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,119 fit two passengers, and of course I needed my navigator 626 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,359 with me, and then in steerage we needed the monkey corpse. 627 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,200 Of course, yes, of course, So I said, Clancy, you 628 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,400 wait right here. You're gonna be just peagey perfect. No. 629 00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:12,400 I bet the monkey God will have a special present 630 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,000 for you, Clancy. I'm sure of it. 631 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,440 Speaker 2: And why would she not trust you? 632 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,240 Speaker 4: Did you light to her? Did you like to Clancy Withers. 633 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 3: So we waved to Clancy and we were up in 634 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,880 the sky. I know, I felt alive again. We get 635 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,720 to the top of the mountain peak and the moon 636 00:26:27,799 --> 00:26:30,039 the moon, Oh, the clouds are passing over it, and 637 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,799 it's just about to peak to its highest point in 638 00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:35,359 the sky. And Freddy put the monkey corpse on his 639 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,160 back and we climbed to the very last to the crest, 640 00:26:38,559 --> 00:26:42,319 and I said, fred, hold that monkey corpse up. A 641 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,920 king is about to be reborn on this now. Oh, 642 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,680 something important detailer I'm leaving out here is the Monkey God. 643 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,920 And then this was told to us by the Mummy. 644 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,559 Speaker 2: Yes, yea, with. 645 00:26:54,519 --> 00:26:57,119 Speaker 3: The Monkey God would grant one wish. 646 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,279 Speaker 4: Oh that's a pretty big details. 647 00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:04,200 Speaker 3: That's a big And so as the moon passed overhead, 648 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,880 fred extended his arms holding the Monkey God's corpse his 649 00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:12,759 bones up to it. And then the light shone down 650 00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:16,920 and the Monkey God's body it started to shine, to radiate, 651 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,880 and then it was as if electricity flowed through the 652 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:27,559 air through the Monkey God. Unfortunately, uh, dear Fred, who 653 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,519 was holding the Monkey God also got some of the 654 00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:37,079 effects of the blast. He will be remembered for his sacrifice. 655 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 2: Wow. The monkey God. 656 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,319 Speaker 3: Wow, service to the monkey God. 657 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 4: Yes, I did not see Fred going out that way, okay, 658 00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:44,960 but it. 659 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,519 Speaker 3: Had to be done. And Fred knew the value of sacrifice. 660 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,319 And Fred collapsed to the ground, the monkey God on 661 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,839 top of him. And then I waited a moment and 662 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,920 I watched. I oh, I was peaked. And then I 663 00:27:57,039 --> 00:28:08,400 just hear and I fell to my knees and I said, 664 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:13,240 I pledged myself to you, oh great monkey King, as 665 00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:19,279 you should. And then that fucking bastard got into a plane. No, 666 00:28:19,519 --> 00:28:22,480 and he flew off and left me stranded at the 667 00:28:22,519 --> 00:28:24,839 top of that god forsaken mountain top. 668 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,319 Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, son. 669 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,839 Speaker 3: Never trust a monkey god. And I hope he burns 670 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,279 in here. 671 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,359 Speaker 1: Wow, we will keep our eyes out. So then that's 672 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,359 the story of Amelia. 673 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 4: Are are you? You died up on that mountaintop. 674 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 3: And that's when I started rolling. 675 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,400 Speaker 4: Oh oh, you went down the mountain. 676 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:41,960 Speaker 2: Down the mountain. 677 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 3: I put my hands over my heart crisscross apple sauce, 678 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:47,839 and then I took the tumble of my life and 679 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,000 for four days I rolled down that mountain side all 680 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:52,160 the way back to the beach. 681 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,319 Speaker 1: My god, this story is, this is incredible and so 682 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,720 much of your history that I didn't know about Amelia. 683 00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:03,279 Speaker 3: This story is begotten by tragedy. Unfortunately, my dearest friend 684 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,599 Clancy Withans did not survive the onslaught of the terrors 685 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,200 of the island that night. 686 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 4: What oh you? 687 00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:13,839 Speaker 2: But you said that there were docile creatures though. 688 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,799 Speaker 3: So oh so I thought. But once the monkey king 689 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:23,440 awokened and his boystrous cry awakened the other inhabitants of 690 00:29:23,519 --> 00:29:27,559 the island, and well then it was game on foot four. 691 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,599 Speaker 2: Clancy, what killed her? 692 00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: Oh? 693 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 3: It probably mostly the giant crabs, but you never know. 694 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,599 Oh yeah, her body was too disfigured to identify any 695 00:29:38,839 --> 00:29:42,440 She didn't have a face. But wow, she will be remembered. 696 00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:45,039 Speaker 1: I don't think she will be because this is the 697 00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:48,079 first time I'm hearing about her. But U wow, shut 698 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,480 up to Clancy Witherms. 699 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,319 Speaker 2: What happened to you? Is there is there a conclusion 700 00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:53,880 to this story? 701 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,359 Speaker 3: Ameliate? 702 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:54,960 Speaker 2: I mean, did you? 703 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,759 Speaker 3: I keep that one close to the chest. I don't 704 00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,640 like to reveal how I died because the legend of 705 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,640 Amelia Earhart lives in every single one of us, and 706 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,079 it's not up to me to write the end of 707 00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:09,039 that story. It's up to you. I mean it is, 708 00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:14,480 it's up to you, you, dear listener. 709 00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 2: All right, it's up, dear listener. 710 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,799 Speaker 3: Can I say one more thing? 711 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,799 Speaker 4: I'm sure go ahead. 712 00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:25,720 Speaker 3: Never stop never stop dreaming. 713 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,359 Speaker 2: Never stop never stop dreaming. 714 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,279 Speaker 3: Wait, no, I just stumbled on my words. I didn't 715 00:30:31,279 --> 00:30:33,759 mean never stop, never stop dreaming. 716 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,839 Speaker 1: You just never stopped dreaming. Just that, simply just never 717 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,680 stop dreaming. Okay, that's a whh. 718 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,559 Speaker 4: Those are powerful words words to die by. 719 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,759 Speaker 2: That's great, that's good. Uh, do you mind if we 720 00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:47,319 have a moment? 721 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let's do a cook sidebar. Excuse us a. 722 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,599 Speaker 2: Million, Yes, we're going. 723 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 3: I'll be over here. 724 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,039 Speaker 1: So she's completely insane, she's insane, she's I think the 725 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,839 crab meat probably drive her to madness. Yeah, so I think, 726 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,960 you know, I'm just gonna go ahead and give her 727 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,359 a pass. 728 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,559 Speaker 2: I'll let Heaven figure it out. 729 00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 4: But I think we can just send her on. 730 00:31:05,319 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 2: I think getting rid of her would be just a 731 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:07,440 good thing. 732 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let them deal with it. You know, it's fine. 733 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,680 They need something. 734 00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:13,839 Speaker 2: And do we want to give her a pass or 735 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,960 do we want to just because she did talk about 736 00:31:16,079 --> 00:31:19,200 kidnapping and it's like, yeah, should we just I don't know, 737 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,599 what do you think? 738 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: I don't want to course, you know, now that I 739 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,160 think of it, I don't know if she does belong 740 00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:23,799 up in heaven. 741 00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 4: I think she's right at home here in Hell. 742 00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:29,119 Speaker 2: I have an idea. Chris, just just fall my lead 743 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:29,319 on this. 744 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, Hey Amelia, Oh hey, we've been so 745 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:38,920 moved by your story of the Temple of Osiris, monkey 746 00:31:39,039 --> 00:31:44,680 God reawakening, Yeah, murder of Clancy Whithams, and the kidnapping 747 00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:47,519 of the Linnenburg. Baby, We're gonna go ahead, and we 748 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,799 got you a brand new biplane. 749 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,279 Speaker 4: It's just like the one that you took. 750 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's cranked up one hundred cranks and all 751 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,039 ready to go. 752 00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:57,480 Speaker 2: We're gonna let you fly on out of here. Amelia. 753 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,720 Speaker 3: Oh my word, this is positively ices. This is because 754 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:01,920 I never stopped dreaming. 755 00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:05,440 Speaker 1: That's right, Just like you said, never stop, never stop dreaming, 756 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,119 stop dreaming. 757 00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:06,559 Speaker 2: That's right. 758 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,039 Speaker 3: Oh it's a beauty. Can I do? I should? I? 759 00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:13,200 Speaker 4: You should? You really should? 760 00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 2: You? 761 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,200 Speaker 3: Fellas want to come those room for one more? Nah? 762 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,039 Speaker 2: No, we're good, Amelia. 763 00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:18,960 Speaker 4: I think you got this. 764 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:20,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, we ain't get the next ride? 765 00:32:21,079 --> 00:32:24,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you know what, you should go continue 766 00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:26,079 on soar the skies, Amelia. 767 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 2: Never stop dreaming. 768 00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 3: The dreams never stop for a young avatrus like myself. 769 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,160 And you fellas know that better than anyone. You're my 770 00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:35,759 best friends, right. 771 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,559 Speaker 1: That's right, Yes, just like Clancy, the young one hundred 772 00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:41,000 and something year old Aviatrus. 773 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,279 Speaker 2: All right, well, we're. 774 00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: Gonna see you off, and we're gonna we're gonna bid 775 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,279 the farewell. 776 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:46,960 Speaker 4: I do, Amelia. 777 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 3: Here I go, goggles cap and I'm ready to go. 778 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,119 Stop the paine. 779 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,599 Speaker 4: Okay, there you go. 780 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,079 Speaker 2: It's it's buttering up. You hear that, baby, You hear that? Injury? 781 00:32:56,119 --> 00:32:59,079 You go get that monkey? God, you show him food boss. 782 00:32:59,319 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll see you fellas later. Look to those guys, 783 00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:05,759 all right, can't Chris. 784 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: It's a very high chance that she's gonna slam into 785 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,480 the crust of the earth and die upon impact. God, 786 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:16,480 she's really picking up speed, Chris. Yeah you really did 787 00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:18,559 crank that. Yeah, it was actually three hundred cranks. But 788 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:21,759 she's she's she's getting really close to the crust of 789 00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:22,880 the earth. She might break through. 790 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:27,799 Speaker 2: She's gotten my speed. Hi, can you Amelia? Can you 791 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:29,079 hear us? Amelia? 792 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 3: Are you there, I'm up about to blow through. See 793 00:33:32,519 --> 00:33:32,960 you again. 794 00:33:33,599 --> 00:33:35,359 Speaker 4: She's she's getting closer. 795 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,759 Speaker 1: All just pick up the speed of mealaad here I go. 796 00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:44,599 Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa. She broke through. She's through the crust of 797 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,000 the Earth. Amelia, what Amelia? Where can you hear? 798 00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:49,240 Speaker 4: Us? 799 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,079 Speaker 3: I've got it. I'm out. Oh it's so bright though, 800 00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:56,759 I could barely see what what's happening? Where am I? 801 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,039 Speaker 2: You've you've broken through. 802 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,319 Speaker 1: You're you're on top of the Earth. You're you're up 803 00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:04,119 on the surface. She keeps going, she's she's going to space. 804 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,079 Speaker 2: Chris, Yeah, yeah, you might. You want to level off. 805 00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:09,000 You're you're going into the sun. 806 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:12,800 Speaker 1: You're still you're you're no, you're picking up too much altitude. 807 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,159 Speaker 2: You're going straight to No, you're going strength towards the sun. 808 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:23,559 Speaker 1: Amelia stop stop dream yo fu. 809 00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:29,400 Speaker 4: Oh oh god, she's just crashed onto the sun. 810 00:34:29,519 --> 00:34:32,800 Speaker 2: Chris. So, now we know how Amelia died. That's right. 811 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,519 Speaker 1: Well, I guess we can conclusively say how Amelia Earhart died. 812 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,119 Speaker 2: I would say pretty clear why she's down here? 813 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:44,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, clancy were there's recipes? Okay, Well that 814 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,119 was a hell of an episode, Thank you guys. So 815 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:49,920 much for listening. Hey, follow us on Hatreon. You know 816 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,480 it's a great way. She supporting is a show. 817 00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:54,480 Speaker 4: It's also gives us an excuse to ship on you 818 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,679 and get paid to do it. It's like our shout outs, 819 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:57,320 but worse. 820 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's mean. 821 00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,760 Speaker 4: It's gonna be so mean to watch out. We're gonna 822 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,079 roast you. 823 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,519 Speaker 1: Okay, this week we've got Alex k Alex. 824 00:35:04,599 --> 00:35:08,079 Speaker 4: Hello, stop stop, they're not here. 825 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,280 Speaker 2: I don't sorry. 826 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,679 Speaker 1: You keep acting like they're on the other end of 827 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,599 the line. This is not a phone call. Chris Alex 828 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,639 is a thirty four year old, married white guy that 829 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,719 loves all things pro wrestling, TV, movies, and anime. They 830 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,840 have a great English mass tew slash Great Dane named 831 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,119 Olive and four cats named Lady Caitlin, Mando, Thor and 832 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,760 low Key got a big Disney Plus fan on her hands. 833 00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:36,960 Alex is a banker. Oh, this guy is just putting 834 00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:45,119 me asleep, and when asked for a embarrassing story or confession, 835 00:35:45,199 --> 00:35:47,280 Alex writes, the first year I was dating my wife, 836 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,800 I walked into a woman's bathroom at Walmart and used it. 837 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,199 Speaker 2: Wow. 838 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,320 Speaker 1: I only realized my mistake when I saw my wife 839 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,159 laughing at me. Also, I was a theater kid in 840 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,719 high school. Alex, get out more, Get out more, Alex. 841 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,920 Not to the theater to see the newest mar or 842 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,880 to Walmart, like, just get out, do some things that 843 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,519 aren't banking. 844 00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:06,559 Speaker 2: Go live, Alex, live your life. 845 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: Also, the way that I read that your story, I'm 846 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:10,840 assuming this was on your first date, that you went 847 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,679 in and tore up the women's restroom by mistake. That 848 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,079 was the zestiest, most a live story that Alex had 849 00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,920 available to us. They were never more alive in that moment. 850 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,639 It never get shit in that Walmart. Okay, Well, thank you, Alex. 851 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,920 Appreciate you supporting us on Hatreon. 852 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,480 Speaker 2: It really means so much that you support us and Disney. 853 00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:35,239 Yeah all right. 854 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:37,039 Speaker 1: So thank you so much for following us on Hatreon. 855 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,920 Check us out over there, check us out on social media. 856 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,800 We're at Morning from Hell unless it's YouTube, in which 857 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,719 case I think we're at Good Morning from Hell. 858 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, just go to good Morning from Hell dot com 859 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,880 and that. Thank you to the Hatreon. Thanks for listening. 860 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:57,320 Hall Clayton, welcome. At least Wilhelm's old friend, well not old, 861 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:01,840 you're not old, young friend. Horrible and are are you 862 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,480 old young free were old friends? Yeah? 863 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,320 Speaker 3: Yeah? And you're no spring chicken yourself, Chris. 864 00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,920 Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm an old goose spring chicken. 865 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,440 Speaker 4: You can't get out of Amelia like you were built. 866 00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:18,320 Speaker 3: To mechick yourself, Chris, you can do this character? Uh uh. 867 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,039 I never know if it's right. 868 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,719 Speaker 4: It is it is. You followed your heart. You never 869 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,840 stopped dreaming. 870 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,360 Speaker 2: We'll dive more into what that was on our bonus 871 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,599 show for hatredon supporters while we're going to hell. But 872 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,119 tell us where people can find more of you social media. 873 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,760 You have a great podcast, tell us about it. 874 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:38,599 Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me on the show, 875 00:37:38,639 --> 00:37:41,440 first of all, because this is one of my favorite 876 00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:44,760 podcasts to do. It's so much fun. You guys make 877 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,880 it so much fun, So thank you. I have a 878 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,920 couple of different places that you can find me right now. 879 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,480 Of course on social media at Alice Willielms. I'm mostly 880 00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:55,119 on Instagram, so that's the best place to keep in 881 00:37:55,159 --> 00:37:58,360 touch and get updates from me. You can see me 882 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,599 on pbs so cal YouTube channel on Won't You Be 883 00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:06,760 My Gamer, a show where we play video games that 884 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,880 are related to the fields of expertise of our different guests, 885 00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:13,119 so we might play like cooking games with a chef, 886 00:38:13,519 --> 00:38:18,559 or play prison games with someone who covers prison reform, 887 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,679 like that sort of thing. 888 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,760 Speaker 4: Ah, that's awesome. 889 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a blast. And then I also make a 890 00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:26,960 podcast with Jessica Asami called thirty Morbid Minutes where we 891 00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:30,519 cover topics that are morbid and macabre and just still 892 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:31,480 a little bit creepy. 893 00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:32,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 894 00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:35,559 Speaker 1: Jessica Asami friend of the show as well, we'll having 895 00:38:35,559 --> 00:38:37,719 her on down the road. You guys just did a 896 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,639 recent run of episodes that came out around Halloween time. 897 00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:41,159 Speaker 2: Is that right? 898 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 3: We did, so feel free to check that out Thirty 899 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,159 Morbid Minutes. Wherever you get your podcasts from. 900 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm going I'm gonna plug your book because you won't 901 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,639 do it yourself. Elisea is a published author and she 902 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,679 wrote an incredible Halloween children's novel. 903 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,800 Speaker 3: You want to talk about that, thanks Blaining. It's called 904 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,119 The Night in Halloween House, and so it is kind 905 00:38:58,159 --> 00:39:00,239 of but maybe you get it and then you hang 906 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,239 on to it and Halloween comes back around and you say, hey, 907 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,119 where's that dusty old tomb? Or as Christophers to me, 908 00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:12,119 we have funnier on it. 909 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,840 Speaker 4: So yeah, so we'll check that out. 910 00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:18,719 Speaker 2: Check out yeah yeah, go check out thirty more than minutes. 911 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,199 It's a great show, and uh yeah, let's go talk 912 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,920 about why we're going to hell. Yeah. 913 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,920 Speaker 4: Check us out on Patreon.