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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. We're

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going to talk about ninety day fiance. I got Kimberly here.

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Speaker 2: Hey girl, Hello, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 2: These people are freaks.

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Speaker 1: This is a really good season so far.

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Speaker 2: It's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: M Now, let me tell you something super fascinating, Bunkie Chris.

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Let me know that Asha and her family own a

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restaurant in Alabaster called Beula Maze. And it's like it's

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named after their grandmother who made all this fabulioles like

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homestyle cooking. Okay, so they own a restaurant, Okay, and

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am Asha has a doctorate. Asha is a farm d

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She has her doctorate in pharmacy. So she is doctor

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what asia, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Does she work in a pharmacy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like a like pharmacy manager at a CVS

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or something.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's they should show her hero shot in front

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of a CVS instead of in front of a church.

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Then he can't raise your whole personality CVS. I mean

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you could try, it wouldn't be a very good personality.

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You would just walk around with really long receipts all

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the time.

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Speaker 1: Isn't her.

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Speaker 2: They're just cutting that out completely. They're just showing church life.

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Speaker 1: It's completely wild.

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Speaker 2: That she has wanted nothing to do with this show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's that smart as wild to me. I mean,

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you know, god, bless I think.

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Speaker 2: Did you think she ever starts speaking in tongues as

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she's handing someone a prescription?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think she. I think she's able to

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really compartmentalize. He's got rest turn that off, the church life,

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restaurant life Nigeria. Yeah, she's got a lot going on.

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Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, crazy, He's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: I want to remind everybody right before we start here

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that October tenth we are having a bunkie meetup with

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Amy Archers group as well. It's going to be in

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New York City October tenth at the hard Rock Cafe.

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The link is in the show notes. I got to

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tell you we have sold over half the tickets in

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like five days.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, that's so exciting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so if it sells out, it sells out. I

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don't know. Inger said, you know, maybe you know, we

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could always like move to a bigger room. I guess.

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I don't know if they would have it available or

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what we've We've paid for this certain bar area, so

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it's exciting. People want to come. So it's going to

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be me, Kimberly and Kisha. It's going to be Amy, Becca,

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and I'manda and I don't know who else from Amy's podcast.

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I know those three for sure. So it's three of us.

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It's three of them, and we're hoping we're gonna bully

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Katie into going.

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Speaker 2: Because then we'd have four. So if we do, it's

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such some sort of tug of war contest. We will

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be at the other team. We're taking you down.

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Speaker 1: Amy, that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have a rumble the Sharks versus the Jets.

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Speaker 1: No, this is a coming together a podcasters. Not no, no,

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not not a fight, not a fight.

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Speaker 2: So it show has conditioned me to fight, I know,

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tear people apart.

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Speaker 1: It's called librofess. The merch is really cute and you

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can get the logo on various colored T shirts or

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various color sweatshirts. I'm sure we'll be getting on stickers

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and stuff, but the logo is really cute. Amy's got

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a guy that does great merch decorating, and I want

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to real I should hire him he's great. Oh he's

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really good. So that's that.

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Speaker 2: That's ticket.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't need to buy a ticket. Your name

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is on the logo.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, yeah, because I would.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It says on the logo Pink Shade and Little

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Mystery Cap, and then down it says.

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Speaker 2: Tiny letters, a date with Daylight.

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Speaker 1: Lever Lounge with Kisha and Murder She Watched, which is

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Amy's other podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's like Pink Shade a Date with Daylight.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, it is a Pink Shade, Little Mister Reycap

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meet up, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm grateful to be on there at all.

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Speaker 1: We're very, very excited. So I did send Katie a

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separate text letting you not respond to absolutely not absolutely

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no response. But I did want to make sure she

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knew that she's not an afterthought. If you're invited, she's invited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I will reiterate too.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll see.

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Speaker 2: I know our fans have started to bully her into coming, so.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's amazing. Yeah, okay, that's great. All right. I

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felt good about that. I felt good about the joint

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bullying effort. And maybe by then we'll start talking about

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our Christmas special and maybe we'll be more prepared than

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we were last years.

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Speaker 2: You know that could happen, probably won't. Probably, just like

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some of these couples could make it, probably won't.

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Speaker 1: Could. Well, we're going to start with Asha and Maxwell,

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and I have to tell you, strangely enough, I believe

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in their love and I think they're going to make it.

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That's crazy, I know that weird. Sometimes you just get

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that feeling like, yeah, yeah, I think these.

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Speaker 2: No I've heard. I heard you on Love After lock

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Up believing in someone's love, and Keisha said it was

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because you were drunk.

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Speaker 1: So I wasn't drunk, but I did take my notes

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when I've had two glasses of wine. But yeah, that's

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Kirsten and Brady and I believe in the love. Actually,

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what it is is that he just said something a

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little bit profound for a Love After a lock Up

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cast member. He said, you know that he knows that

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he was using meth to mask all his feelings and

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now he has to learn how to actually deal with

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his feelings and not so as you know, we don't

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normally get somebody with that introspective on what their problems

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are on these shows. So that's why I felt very

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positive about him. We shall see. He's already talking about

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how he's worried, how he's going to relapse.

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Speaker 2: So oh great.

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Speaker 1: I could have been excited for no reason. I had

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something on my hands here and just stuck my finger

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in my eye and boys, it burning. I don't know

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know what was it? What was it? Oh God, I

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don't know because I don't know. Well, I just did

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make up, and I, you know, did make up with

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my fingers, so maybe it's I just maybe I just

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stuck my finger in my eye with makeup on it.

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It's okay, it's starting to get better.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is the podcast Mary Pang goes half blind

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on the air.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I had that one one time where I had

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like some sort of like stroke out situation on the

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air where all of a sudden I lost vision in

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like one half of my eye, like I could I

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could only see out of a little pinhole on the left,

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and I was like, let's keep going and I can't

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have to like turn my head to be able to

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see what was on my screen. And somebody or a

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bunkie wrote me and we were joking about it, and

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I was talking to I think I was talking to Keisha,

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and somebody wrote because I said I'd had a headache earlier,

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and somebody said that it was like a migraine, like

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it was. The headache came first, and then the weird

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ye that weird stuff came. Yeah, because I was like,

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I don't feel bad, Like I have a little headache,

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but I don't feel bad. I could see out of

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one pinhole in my left eye and then it eventually

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went away.

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Speaker 2: That's terrifying. What is going on?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: And it was your aneurysm.

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Speaker 1: It was right after I took one of these viter

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energy things that you said the man I did. I

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said it must have been I must have had too

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much caffeine and my head just couldn't take.

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Speaker 2: It, or I injected something in there, like and tried

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to poison you, like Misty on Yellow Jackets.

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Speaker 1: When's Yellow Jack's coming back? They keep teasing it.

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Speaker 2: I know, I think it's not till the end of

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the year or something. Really, yeah, they.

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Speaker 1: Keep teasing it.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I know. They keep putting out old, old clips and

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I'm like, oh, yeah, new clip. No quit trying to

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says it's they're together, and he says, it's been a

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long eight months. And she said, when we first got together,

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we promised it would be only every five to six months,

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but the visa started moving so fast, so we just thought,

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why book another trip because he's on his way, and

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he goes, oh, I just think of things all the time.

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I just want a cigarette in person. He's like kissing

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her hand and they're a beautiful couple.

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Speaker 2: They're a good looking couple for Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So they're driving around and is her mom saymed Juliette.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but she looks like an angrier to

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that. I'm just gonna call her

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mom because I think her name is Julie, but I

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don't want to say it wrong. So she's saying to Maxwell,

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I can't wait to see your parents. And then she's like,

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what are we going to see Maxell's mama? And they

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say soon, soon, it's going to be today, and because

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she's like, I've been in this car for a long time.

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So then Maxwell tells Asha to put on a sweater

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so she can cover her body. She has on like

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a tank top and some ripped up jeans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.

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Speaker 1: Talking head together. She goes, Oh, he always wants me

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to be sexy, sexy, sexy, but then the family needs

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me to cover up, and then I gotta be comfortable.

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How can I be sexy and comfortable and conservative all

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at once? And in this heat?

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Speaker 2: You got to get some breakaway pants, like a male

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stripper and maybe a dicky that covers cleavage that you

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can rip off to show the cleave once the parents

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are out of the room, and then the second they

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walk back in the room you put it back on.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. I think just a sweater

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is good enough.

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Speaker 2: She has a body built for sin though, that's those

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boobies are hard to cover. That's gonna be sensual. Any

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she looks.

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Speaker 1: Good in her new confessionals where she's in sort of

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like an African print dress. Mm. Yeah, she looks good.

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So his parents, Clement and Maria, they greet them, and

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then they we find out.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant sorry, his mom looks like

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Taraji p Henson her mom.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't understand that because I was like, I

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don't think her mom looks like Tjils, But I was

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going with it.

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Speaker 2: His mom, that's who I thought you were talking about.

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Speaker 1: She looks like an angry, angry Taraji p Henson.

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Speaker 2: Do a side by side. I know, I'm right, Okay,

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I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you are. So Clement and Maria, his parents, Uh,

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Clement and apparently angry Traji p Henson Maria greet them,

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and then we find out.

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Speaker 2: How beautiful I mean, like, they're good looking people, the

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whole family.

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Speaker 1: The whole family.

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Speaker 2: Sis, you're beautiful, Like everyone's good looking, the.

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Speaker 1: Kids are cute, everything. Yeah, but we find out this

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is a big apartment that they rented for the whole

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family to be together, so this is not where they live.

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Speaker 2: We had thought they were bougie, but we don't know her.

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Speaker 1: We don't know, but it's confusing. So I don't know

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if this is like a six room apartment or what's

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going on.

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Speaker 2: So you're the Airbnb radar was a little off, I

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feel like, because usually you're very good at that.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean he came down the stairs and said,

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I'm going to pick them up. Hey mom, Hey dad.

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She was cooking in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they were nesting there.

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Speaker 1: We only saw it one time, so yes, my Airbnb

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radar was off that I didn't have any reason to

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think it right.

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Speaker 2: So she admits up blaming you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So they give Asha and her mom some Cola

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kola to officially welcome new people, and Maxwell says it

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gives life and abundance, and then I looked it up.

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Cola most commonly refers to the cola nut, the caffeine

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rich seed of the African cola tree with the sea

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that historically served as the namesake and original flavoring for

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modern cola soft dre Also, can you make cocaine out

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of it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: From the cola tree? No?

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Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know. I'm just glad it wasn't because

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when you started saying cola. I was thinking, oh god,

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it's from the colon of a goat or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sometimes this show, Yeah they trick you, but

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this is a cola nut. So and the talking head

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the mom says, mom is Maria says. You know, Maxwell

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is the first son, so that is the most important

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person in our life. So he needs to attract a

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good wife. And love is blind. When you love someone,

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you behave as a fool. And that is what is

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going on.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, she has negative thoughts already. Oh God is

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not with this couple.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh. So let me just let's be reminded. He's

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twenty eight, so they are probably like, get on it.

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Speaker 2: He's very late to start a family. I'm sure, yes.

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Speaker 1: And you know she's thirty eight, so probably they're like,

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why are you with this oldie?

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Speaker 2: You know right, yeah, at least she can still have children,

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we assume, yes, fifty eight, right.

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Speaker 1: So they go up to the bedroom and oh my god,

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I was like, what is this place? And that's going

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to be her room.

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Speaker 2: It's incredible, it's beautiful. Also, why are they doing this?

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Do we think this is a good idea? We're all

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gonna be in a home together like the real world

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and mesh the families.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's only there ten days, so what could

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go wrong?

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Speaker 2: So a lot goes wrong in the on the real

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world in the first ten days.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 1: So he says, I told my parents I'm going to

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be staying in this room with you basically, and she goes, oh, no,

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what they say? He said, well, they started preaching, and

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so it's not right because we're not married. And she goes,

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that's right, sweetie, and he goes, what, so, obviously I

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think they've already slept together. And he's like.

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Speaker 2: One thousand percent. She's like, this is on camera. I

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am my church brand needs to stay pure.

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Speaker 1: That's right. She goes, that's that's right, sweetie, and he goes,

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what are you serious. She goes yeah. He goes, okay,

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well then you can't come to my room either. That

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applies to my room. You can't come to my room.

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And she goes, I love your jokes anyway. How, she says,

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how do you think things went with your parents? He goes, oh,

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I think things went well, and she says, what else

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do you have planned? Just dinner? And he goes, dinner

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and the kids will come with Blaze and Mercy, and

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she goes, no, no, no, you already know I don't

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want everybody in up business, sweetie, no, sweetie. Okay. It's

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interesting that the sister's name was Blaze b l ai

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Se because that is Kobe's last name. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also sometimes the first name in an eighties movie, and

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that's the bully at the school. Yeah, but I think

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I'm thinking of Blaine.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of Blaine's pretty I think maybe, Yes,

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that's James Fader always.

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Speaker 2: I'm here for Blaze. I kind of like it.

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Speaker 1: I like it too.

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Speaker 2: I like it too for a girl's name too. I

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kind of love that.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like it a lot, and I

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wonder if it is like the mother's maiden name kind

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of a thing. I'm gonna reach out to Emily and

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say if they have they know that they can give

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me this gooop on this name. So anyway, she was like,

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you know what, he's.

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Speaker 2: From Camera Roon, and we do not know how far

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Camera Roon is from Nigeria. Nigeria. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a very it could just be a

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very common name, like Smith, you know what I mean. Yeah,

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so when I'm talking head, she says, on this trump,

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I will be staying with Maxwell's parents and sisters. So

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Maxwell's not staying there, I guess, I don't unclear.

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Speaker 2: I thought he had another room and she said, yeah,

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maybe he's sharing a room with one of the sisters

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who might really be his wife. And no, no, this

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is Zina and what's his face situation.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember Zena's boyfriend's name. Was it Mohammed? I

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can't remember.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're yes, something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's something like that. Okay, so Maxwell, she says.

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Maxwell's sister Blaze is like a p I. She just

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dig and dig and dig and dig and dig until

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she finds something. And that is what I'm worried with

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about her. She is gonna keep Ibraham Ibrahim Ibraham.

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Speaker 2: Abrima that online it says Brima, but she never pronounced

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stick correctly.

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Speaker 1: Abrah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So Blaize walks in and greets her and the parents, ah,

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and they're like so happy to see each other as

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if they're best friends. They're talking to Blaze says, this

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is my first time meeting Asha face to face. And

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in our culture, we really value first sons. We don't

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joke about our first sons, and anything that will try

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to take them away from the family, we will fight

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against it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, well, well she has God on

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her side, bitch, so you better step up with the

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devil or something.

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Speaker 1: Oh I wonder if they know she does all this nonsense.

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So Maxwell, Asha and Mom who his name I think

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is Juliette Greet Blaze Blaze hugs Asia. Then they all

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sit down to eat and they're showing Mom how to

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wash hands in the bowl. They have a bowl on

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the table that you wash your hands because they're going

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to eat with their hands, so they want their hands

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to be clean right before they start to eat. And

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Maxwell's telling her don't chew. You don't. It's like a

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little like a look like a mashed potato pasty kind

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of thing, and he's saying, you just do like this

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with your hand, you put it. You don't chew, you

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just swallow. She's like huh and she goes, now, we're

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used to chewing and esuys okay, but you don't chew this,

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And they get her off on the side and ask her, now,

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did you feel because it's this like that had the

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cola nut and now we've had this, she goes, I

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do not like Nigerian food. No, I do not.

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Speaker 2: Poor mom's been hungry since they left. She got a

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donut at the airport and she's starving.

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Speaker 1: She's so hungry.

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Speaker 2: So then they.

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Speaker 1: Start talking about cooking, and Maxwell's dad says, men don't

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enter the kitchen and he's just like, what, okay, that

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all right? And they're like, I hope you can cook,

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and she says she can. And then Blaze says, how

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many kids do you want? And I think she's asking

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because she's thirty eight, you know. She says two. And

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she says, why only two? She goes, it's expensive in

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America to have kids, and Maria, Maria the mom, says

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two is unacceptable, and dad says, I would prefer four.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not your boddy.

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Speaker 1: Uh So talking to head mom, Maria says, I do

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not accept the two children. Maxwell will talk to her

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and she will realize her mistake.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, okay, they're forceful, they're they're strong,

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they're strong.

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Speaker 1: Now. The other sister's name is Mercy, and she doesn't

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talk as much.

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Speaker 2: Blaze Mercy on night on leth right.

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Speaker 1: Blaze says, we see that Americans are not submissive, and

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here in Nigeria, you must be submissive to your man.

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And she goes, you know, I understand, she goes, but

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I think if I have an opinion, I should be

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heard and not heard just because I'm a woman and

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he knows our respect and I have his best interest

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at heart, Like there are things I've told him to

472
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,960
do and he may not want to, but then when

473
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,920
he does it, he sees it was a good outcome,

474
00:24:08,759 --> 00:24:11,920
like the chemical pile, and he goes, yes, the chemical peal,

475
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,839
it was good. I think I've told you about. Let

476
00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:16,039
me show you the pictures. And he shows his sister

477
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,880
Mercy the photos and like, oh.

478
00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 2: He looks like he has four fourth degree burns all

479
00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:23,000
over his face.

480
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really did it, really, And.

481
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: She really should not have opened the door to these

482
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:31,039
makeovers because this is going to become a whole thing.

483
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,680
She should have not brought this up.

484
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: No, so he just says, I mean, yeah, like sometimes

485
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,079
he doesn't know what he likes until he sees it,

486
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,400
and Blaz says, like, what how could he not know

487
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,279
what he likes? He's a man, and he laughs. He

488
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:45,759
goes oh, I know, it's so crazy. She wants to

489
00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:49,480
change my hairline and my eyeballs. And then we get

490
00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:51,799
the explanation of this. He has sun damage to the

491
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:56,039
white part of his eyes, and Blay says, right, in Nigeria,

492
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,759
the white part is not that white. You could see

493
00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:02,400
mine is not that white. And Asha explains, well that

494
00:25:02,559 --> 00:25:06,440
I will protect itself from the sun and grow like

495
00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:09,519
a skin over the white part or the pupil, and

496
00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:12,000
his has already started on the white part, so he

497
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:17,160
needs to get that fixed. What is that true?

498
00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:20,559
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's what the yellow is that comes

499
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,279
over the white is okay out in the sun a lot,

500
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,400
and there might be like a genetic component as well.

501
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know any of this. I was fascinated.

502
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 2: But she's saying this to people who have this issue.

503
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:38,720
She's saying it.

504
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: Because you'll see it as an issue that you see

505
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,119
it as how they're created, you know, right.

506
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 2: But she's like, he needs to fix that because it's ugly,

507
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:48,359
like you're right, you know, yeah.

508
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: Look at it. Look at all of you. You all

509
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:50,880
look horrible.

510
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we're gonna make him not not hideous.

511
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: Get a five for one deal. So and the talkinghead.

512
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,519
Blaze says, I am thinking, are you okay? The eyes

513
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:06,839
are the most delicate part of the body. He should

514
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,279
be the one to say if he wants to get

515
00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:13,079
it done. So Blaze says, are you going to change

516
00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:15,519
everything about him? And she goes, no, no, just those dude,

517
00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,400
We're good. And I'm talking to her as she goes, here's

518
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,680
the thing. I know, I'm right, and I will continue

519
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,319
to do all these things. He has to let them go.

520
00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:28,319
You raised him, he's grown. Let him go and so.

521
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 2: That I can control him, so that I can tell

522
00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:31,400
him what to do.

523
00:26:32,039 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: Right. That's it for them, And it's fascinating. I feel

524
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,559
like I need to look up this eyeball thing. I mean,

525
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:42,680
I assume it's true, and maybe it happens over time.

526
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,359
If you're in a country where the heat is so

527
00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:47,319
strong and people don't wear sunglasses all the time, I

528
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:47,680
don't know.

529
00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, there could be like a what you're ingesting to.

530
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,680
I wonder like if you're I don't know if like

531
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,799
what you're eating and drinking affects it, or if it's

532
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,440
like a genetic thing that your body is. If you're

533
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,200
out in a hot climate like in Africa, then your

534
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,519
body is more likely to do that to protect your eyes.

535
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:14,039
N sure. But and I don't think those Chris Jenner

536
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,000
eyedrops will do anything for that. I think, yeah, I

537
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:21,559
think that's just for the redness it is.

538
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,559
Speaker 1: It makes the white of your eyes really white. I

539
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,799
have some. I thought about putting some in today, but

540
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,119
I didn't because I have my contacts and you can't

541
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:34,839
wear it with contacts. Fascinating content. Okay, let's move on

542
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:41,720
to Marissa and Edward. If Marissa is forty five, which

543
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,279
I think she is, let's just say her mom is

544
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:50,440
sixty five. Holy shit, I live pretty close to Bluebell, Pennsylvania.

545
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,480
I gotta find out who her doctor is because she

546
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,759
looks unbol This woman is a wonder of nature.

547
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,319
Speaker 2: And if I were Marissa, it would make me feel

548
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:03,000
self conscious because I'd be like people probably think we're

549
00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:04,079
sisters all the time.

550
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,799
Speaker 1: They looked like sisters.

551
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, what did she do? Yeah, she had signed

552
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,039
a deal with some sort of the devil or something.

553
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,720
I feel like at some point she made an agreement

554
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,960
and we don't know what it was.

555
00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: But but don't you think Marissa's mom scares me? Because

556
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:27,880
the mom has her hair is a little more tastefully done.

557
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,920
It's a better color. I think. I think Marissa did

558
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,880
sort of some of those same things. She would just

559
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,200
they would look like twins.

560
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally her.

561
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: Her hair's too white, roast jar, all those things.

562
00:28:39,559 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: And I don't want to comment on Marissa's body, but

563
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,680
she is. She she's very fun, she's very thin. And

564
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:50,160
this situation, yeah.

565
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, fascinating the mom the mom fascinating. Yeah.

566
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: So she scares me honestly, Like, if I were Edward,

567
00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:05,039
my newly circumcised penis would be retracting into my body

568
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,119
because I would be so frightened of her.

569
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: Gross.

570
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,759
Speaker 2: I don't know how that works the science find. But

571
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,160
so she is coaching Edward on how exactly to greet

572
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,839
her parents. Don't call her mommy, And I was like,

573
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:24,400
was that an option? Oh my gosh, is that something

574
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,640
he's done before? Don't pick her up?

575
00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:30,319
Speaker 1: Neither he does that nor.

576
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he did pick up Marissa at the airport,

577
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,799
so well that makes sense, Yeah, but not the mom,

578
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:43,279
not the dad. Please don't try to pick up the dad.

579
00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:46,480
So don't pick up She's like, don't pick up anyone.

580
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:50,440
And she's nitpicking about the food that she set out

581
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:55,880
like she is hosting the president at her home, like

582
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,240
a president she and her family respects and I I

583
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,799
don't know what who.

584
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:03,119
Speaker 1: They don't know which one, We don't know which one

585
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:03,839
that would be right?

586
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she is stressing and he's like, they're your

587
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:11,759
parents coming over, like calm down, and she's like, you

588
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:15,359
don't know my parents, like my mom will comment on

589
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:20,279
this rock and yeah, that's so stressful. So he met

590
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,759
the parents on vacation once in the dr, but he

591
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:25,599
didn't really have time to get to know them. They

592
00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:28,559
were focused more on the kids. And he knows that

593
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,000
they can try to make you feel small, but he

594
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:34,039
knows he's a good person and that's what matters. Give

595
00:30:34,119 --> 00:30:39,319
him five minutes with the mom questioning his whole self worth.

596
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,880
So the parents come in. They seem okay at first.

597
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,440
They seem like their names should be Tipper and Winston

598
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,559
or something like that.

599
00:30:48,039 --> 00:30:50,799
Speaker 1: What are their names? Tipper and Winston sounds perfect?

600
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was Bob and Joanne.

601
00:30:55,799 --> 00:31:00,319
Speaker 1: I think, so that doesn't go at all. She's only

602
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,559
like a Tipper is good. But I would also say

603
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:05,880
maybe people just call it, well, she's not Southern, but

604
00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:08,319
somebody like that in the South, somebody her name would

605
00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:16,279
be sister, sister, sister mm hmm yeah, like sister, sister Smith,

606
00:31:16,359 --> 00:31:18,559
or sister so and so and like my friend Hi.

607
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,039
Speaker 2: They call her sister like they're they're the bearn steam bears.

608
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of people in the South.

609
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 2: A nun, a nun.

610
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,759
Speaker 1: My mom has a friend named sister Simmons. I mean

611
00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:33,000
her name is not sister, but they call her sister Simmons,

612
00:31:32,799 --> 00:31:35,559
and she's sister. It's not like a nun. It's just

613
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,279
not a nun. No, it's just somewhere growing up, they

614
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:42,680
started calling her sister because she was a sister, and

615
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,640
then now everybody calls her sister. I don't know. It's

616
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,160
a Southern thing.

617
00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: Do they do it with brother mm hmmm huh double

618
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:52,519
standards for women. Yeah, oh wait, I.

619
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,519
Speaker 1: Think it's I think it's cute, sister.

620
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,319
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start calling you sister.

621
00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:59,359
Speaker 1: Do it. I am a sister. Nobody ever gave me

622
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,079
a nickname, so I'll take it. I needed one. I

623
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:02,880
have his Harold name.

624
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there are some other relatives coming. Her sister

625
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,559
seems very nice. She's like bim Venino Edward, like she's

626
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,279
excited that he's there. She's trying to show she is

627
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:18,000
not like these blonde people. She's like a brunette. And

628
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:20,000
she's like, I'm not like them. They might be a

629
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,680
little racist. I am not. I just want everyone the

630
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,799
TV land to know.

631
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: She's like, I have accepted my natural hair color.

632
00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:31,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not one of these people. So they're all

633
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,240
joking around and they're doing this joke where like, where

634
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,160
you guys are Italian? Oh, Bob, he's Dominican. They make

635
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,440
it like Edward makes a joke that the dad who

636
00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:45,599
does not speak is Dominican, and the dad like laughs,

637
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,839
like smiles awkwardly. He's like not paying attention. And then

638
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,920
Marisa's like, and Bob knows a lot about baseball too,

639
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:57,599
And then the laughter kind of dies, and I was like, Okay,

640
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,160
I think you ruined the moment.

641
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like, yeah, he's Dominican. Annie knows about baseball.

642
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:05,079
You guys can talk about baseball. Go in the other room,

643
00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:05,759
you know.

644
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 2: So awkward, she's so nervous. So they asked Edward about

645
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,039
his family, and his family sounds like Pedro's family. He

646
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,279
has a mom and a sibling and then his dad.

647
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,640
He doesn't know how many siblings he has from the debt.

648
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: So, yeah, Marissa, dad was not around right, something like that. Yeah. Yeah.

649
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,559
Speaker 2: So Marissa tells them how last night one of her kids, Cole,

650
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,160
came in and laid down with his head on Edward's shoulder,

651
00:33:34,519 --> 00:33:37,440
and he's about to talk about how great it was,

652
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:39,960
and she fully interrupts him, and it's like, can you

653
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,359
get up so I can sit down? Because I'm wearing heels,

654
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,599
so you should stand up so I can sit and

655
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,720
have your share. Thanks.

656
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:48,839
Speaker 1: What she said was, this would be a great opportunity

657
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,440
for you to stand up and let me sit down.

658
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:52,720
That's what she said.

659
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: Why is she doing that because she's as bitchy, but

660
00:33:56,519 --> 00:34:01,880
also it's making him look inconsiderate and selfish and calling

661
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,400
attention to the fact that he is sitting while she

662
00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:08,840
is standing. And then someone else brings another chair so

663
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,280
they can both sit, and so she's mom says, we're

664
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,400
really glad you're here, but it's not going to be

665
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,559
smooth sailing, and I am worried. She tells us there's

666
00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:22,360
an age difference, a cultural difference, and we don't he

667
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,559
doesn't know what he's going to do here in America.

668
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,960
There's a lot of.

669
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: Uh uh uh, I wasn't red flag straightened out? My

670
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,199
red flag. It's been on the floor, okay.

671
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 2: Red flags, red flags, red flags, and red flag round up.

672
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:47,039
And she says, she says to Edward, talk is cheap.

673
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,239
We'll see what you're made of, which is so like

674
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,320
he has to prove himself his worthiness to be yelled

675
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,440
at and belittled by her daughter.

676
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,599
Speaker 1: Like you're like, uh, if you're worthy, and you're like,

677
00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:05,400
I've been here ten minutes and you just said talk

678
00:35:05,519 --> 00:35:08,480
is cheap. Oh oh, nice to meet you, bitch.

679
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:13,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, Like her daughter is like a

680
00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:16,639
prize that needs to be bitted on and like the

681
00:35:16,639 --> 00:35:20,280
best man will win. And it's like she's a forty

682
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,320
five year old single mom. I know she works at Kleinfelds,

683
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:27,119
but she is mean, So that takes away a lot

684
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:28,840
of the richness of her.

685
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: So she is in fact mean, So yeah, that's.

686
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 2: Really a drawback. So he says, you know, I'm not

687
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,239
here for papers or anything like that. I you know,

688
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,480
I know people think that, but that's not why I'm here.

689
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:47,159
And the mom is like, we'll see, and Marisa goes, okay,

690
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,000
let's take the heat off and let's mingle and relax.

691
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,280
So basically they just move the interrogation to the outside

692
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,800
in a smaller group. They literally break up into groups,

693
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,880
break up into discussion groups, and that discussion he winds

694
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,320
up in the same discussion group as the mom again,

695
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,840
so it's now going to be grilled on the patio

696
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,119
by the mom. So he's like, this doesn't feel good.

697
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:16,000
I know Michael tried to warn me about this, but

698
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,440
it doesn't make me feel good. And now he's questioning

699
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,280
his self worth.

700
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: Like even though he even though he has said more

701
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,760
than once and this is not going to bottery if

702
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,599
we twenty minutes, he's crumbled.

703
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's what the mom does. That's her special power.

704
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,920
So the cousin is in this breakout group with the

705
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,480
mom and Edward and Marissa, and she's like, we are

706
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:44,960
so happy you're here. And you know, Edward, Marissa is

707
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,960
smart and successful and she wouldn't bring you here around

708
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
your kids if she didn't believe in you. So I

709
00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:53,159
know this bitch over here is you know, made you

710
00:36:53,199 --> 00:36:57,119
scared and wants you to off yourself. But we are

711
00:36:57,159 --> 00:36:59,599
happy you're here and we believe in your love. So

712
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,679
I'm the brunette, remember, don't be scared. And so mom

713
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,159
is like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're glad you're here. Totally.

714
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:12,599
I mean it super glad you're here. But I don't

715
00:37:12,639 --> 00:37:14,320
know you well enough to I don't know you well

716
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,440
enough to not like you. But what I know of you,

717
00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:21,719
I like you. But people want to come to America

718
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,639
because it's a wonderful place.

719
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,199
Speaker 1: Is it, I mean not always. Go's some problems we are,

720
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:29,039
you know.

721
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,119
Speaker 2: We are not the top of any list that is important,

722
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:40,239
like food security, gun violence, maternal mortality rates, education, But

723
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:44,000
it's a great country. So it's just not the best country,

724
00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:46,880
and everyone makes it. It's like he will do anything

725
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:51,079
to do anything to get like he is doing fine

726
00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:54,000
in the dr. So he says, you know, I gave

727
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:57,599
up my family and my friends and to come here,

728
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,239
and yeah, America is great, but I was doing okay

729
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,119
in my country.

730
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

731
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I lived on the beach and now I

732
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,320
live in Pennsylvania mm hmm.

733
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: So right, yeah, he had enough money to afford that

734
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,679
penis surgery, so he was doing all right.

735
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:15,079
Speaker 2: Totally.

736
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,159
Speaker 1: Yeah.

737
00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:20,199
Speaker 2: So the mom says, my daughter is beautiful and has

738
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,760
a heart of gold, and he says, yeah, she's the

739
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,599
most amazing person I've ever met. And she goes, so,

740
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,480
what is it about my daughter that is so special

741
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,199
to you? Make a list? And because she's a prize,

742
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,719
And he says, I've been through a lot. I learned

743
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,519
what I want in a relationship. I want respect and

744
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:43,960
loyalty and trust. And the only person I've found that

745
00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:47,760
with is her. She's my person respect.

746
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 1: She doesn't act very respectful towards him, and my opinion, no.

747
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,159
Speaker 2: Respect, but she's loyal. She's probably not going to cheat

748
00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:57,880
on him, is I think he's been cheated on before

749
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,920
and that must be what he's talking about. But she,

750
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,039
Marissa is like, I'm nervous because that answer sounded kind

751
00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:08,920
of macho, like he wants respect and I don't know

752
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,159
if my mom's gonna like that. And that's not what

753
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,360
I would have led with. And I wish I could

754
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,840
have written out these answers ahead of time for him

755
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,840
on little flash carts or talked into his ear secretly

756
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,159
into a microphone. He told him what to say. So

757
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:28,360
mom says, well, so far your relationship has been on vacation.

758
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,320
You know you only have ninety days. You're gonna have

759
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,480
to learn new things about each other, and you might

760
00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:35,320
not always likely. You see, she's kind of a bitch

761
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,400
about the pillows on the bed. So we'll see how

762
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,639
you like that. And so we'll see how you do.

763
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,079
And he says, I'm gonna do everything I can and

764
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:45,840
she says, that's all you can do. And Mom says

765
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,280
to us, we'll see. My daughter is extremely strong. And

766
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,480
relationships end, sometimes they begin, they end, it's what happens.

767
00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:56,679
And if it does, she'll survive. If she leaves him,

768
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:03,000
she'll survive. And whatever, it's fine. And then so Mom

769
00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:06,559
says to him, well, I pray it works, and let's

770
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:09,480
pray that God is with you and God's will is done.

771
00:40:09,679 --> 00:40:12,400
And I was like, are you what are you asia?

772
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:14,679
All of a sudden, I was like that we just.

773
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:19,599
Speaker 1: Took a left turn into church. Yeah. Wow, very bizarre.

774
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,519
Speaker 2: And so that was it.

775
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she was right. Her mom is a piece

776
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,199
of work. And dad just knows better than to speak exactly.

777
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob, he's hiding in the kitchen. Yeah, So it's.

778
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: Funny, Okay, Shay and annabel So Annabelle arrives home from

779
00:40:49,519 --> 00:40:52,480
her Manny petty spa Da and he's like, you feel better,

780
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,599
Still we still say we're still mad at me. So

781
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,119
she was, I feel better, Angie told me the truth

782
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,039
about you and her. But but we still have the

783
00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:04,039
problem because of Nicole. He goes, here's the thing that

784
00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:07,400
you know, Nicole. If she runs, if we run into her,

785
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:10,119
or she pops up, I'll take care of it. Don't

786
00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:14,800
you worry about Nicole. And she says, okay, I will

787
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,320
accept your apology because you do. You get my apology.

788
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:17,960
That's great.

789
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,119
Speaker 2: And then the time I knew that spa day in

790
00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:24,360
a closed room with no windows would be the answer.

791
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 1: I knew this Paducah, Kentucky spa would be the answer.

792
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 2: So did she notice there were no windows? It was

793
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,239
the fumes are really going to get to you.

794
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: It was a it was a looks like somebody's basement backroom.

795
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really did. It looks like a basement. Yeah.

796
00:41:42,639 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 1: So talking head together, she says, I don't know what

797
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,679
to tell you. You fucked up. I came here for you,

798
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,920
and you need to be on your best behavior. Now

799
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,440
I'm going to be your wife, and he goes, I

800
00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:58,159
will definitely work on it, and she goes she goes, no,

801
00:41:58,199 --> 00:42:00,159
I'm not kidding. This is my rule. If you just

802
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:03,039
respect me again, I am done and I'm leaving. And

803
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:05,960
he goes, don't worry. You're the boss. You're the boss, babe,

804
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,880
and she goes, yeah, I am. He goes, that's right,

805
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,800
you're the boss. She goes, I am the boss. He goes,

806
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,199
I got it. You're the boss. I'm the boss. We

807
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,840
got it. She's the boss. Oh my god. They said

808
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,199
it's six times. But he's definitely just appeasing her, definitely,

809
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,920
and he definitely is going to do it again.

810
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,159
Speaker 2: Yes.

811
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: So then she says to him, you have gained a

812
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,639
lot of weight since you visited me. You need to

813
00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:32,559
lose weight so you have better sex. I'm always on

814
00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:35,079
top doing all the work. And he goes, that's not

815
00:42:35,079 --> 00:42:37,320
because i'm fat, that's because that's the way I like it.

816
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,239
She's like, oh my gosh, So I can't.

817
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 2: He's starfishing. He's a starfisher.

818
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,039
Speaker 1: He is, like they said, dead cow, dead cow. That's

819
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:50,440
the cow, dead cow.

820
00:42:51,199 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: I can't believe he can even do it. He looks

821
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,360
like he's about to die of dysentery at any moment,

822
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:59,119
So I can't believe he can actually have sex.

823
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: On his back and she finds it and hops, yeah.

824
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's so gross.

825
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,679
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. I apologized. I don't that I don't

826
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,199
know why they just came. That was terrible.

827
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,079
Speaker 2: I heard you say two pumps and you're done. There's

828
00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:17,800
something I'm love after luck up and I gasped my

829
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:22,280
pearls pull throw them across the room. You've changed.

830
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: Aah, it's not good.

831
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, So mister, I'm really ashamed of you. Sisters

832
00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:34,239
Mary Payne sister, not good. Go back to the Covenant.

833
00:43:35,159 --> 00:43:37,159
Speaker 1: You know that is It is a joke in my

834
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:40,519
family that my mother she has two sisters and her

835
00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:43,880
one sister's name is Barbara, who lives in Virginia, and

836
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,119
my mother will say to me, my sister Barbara from

837
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:50,880
Virginia is coming to visit. I'm like, you don't you

838
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,119
could just say Barbara, like I know that's your sister

839
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,960
that lives in Virginia, Like she's eighty years old, Like

840
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,960
I got it, you know, but she's also.

841
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 2: She does have two sister is better named Barbara, so

842
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,800
it's not like she needs to distinguish from the other

843
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,679
sister Barbara.

844
00:44:06,679 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: She'll say it's to me, She'll go you know, my

845
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,159
sister Barbara's coming to visit. I'm like, okay, you know.

846
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,480
She's like, you know, the one lives in Virginia. I'm like, yeah,

847
00:44:13,519 --> 00:44:19,760
I've met her. Yes, yeah, I got my familire. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay.

848
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,960
So that's whenever Barber's around, we're like, sister Barbara, sister Barbara.

849
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:30,320
So okay. So uh, Annabelle says Alison, and ang told

850
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,519
me you're a good guy, so I will forgive you.

851
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,960
He goes, oh, babe, y' so great, babe, babe. You

852
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,440
know it's football not so we could go out get

853
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,920
some dinner, I could drink some beers and we could

854
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,280
meet some people. And she goes, no, I do not

855
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,960
want to do that. We'll stay home. And he goes,

856
00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:49,960
how about we go out tonight for football on beers

857
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,960
and we stay home tomorrow. She goes, no, you're staying

858
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,079
in and we are drinking herbal tea and doing yoga

859
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:02,519
and he's like huh. So they get on the floor

860
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:05,119
to do yoga and she goes, okay, just pray and

861
00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:08,159
he goes, I'm praying for a beer and a football game.

862
00:45:08,199 --> 00:45:11,400
That's what I'm praying for. And so she's trying to

863
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,960
get him to like stretch and like just pull back

864
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,440
and forth and do like meditation, and he goes, Babe,

865
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,800
I'm so glad you forgave me. It's just shut up

866
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,440
and meditate, and then she leaves him on the floor

867
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,119
and he can't get.

868
00:45:24,039 --> 00:45:26,079
Speaker 2: Up, so nope, she's down.

869
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:29,039
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not I'm not helping your fat ass anymore.

870
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:31,920
I've come here to whip you into shape. Right.

871
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:35,599
Speaker 2: She is like that the first move was this, just

872
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:40,239
raised one arm above your head. And he's like oh,

873
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,599
and she's like that was hard, that was it? Okay,

874
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:44,840
that was too much for you?

875
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he said that, and I don't know how

876
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,880
many years. I can't remember how many years it's been

877
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,800
years since they've seen each other. So I guess he

878
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,559
was thinner when he went there and he came home

879
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:56,480
and just blew it all out, like waiting for her

880
00:45:56,519 --> 00:45:58,199
to get there for two years or three years or

881
00:45:58,199 --> 00:45:58,880
what it was.

882
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,599
Speaker 2: I'm sure he already say it's beautiful when he got

883
00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:05,159
when he was there last time, and he's just now

884
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,199
more even more fluffy.

885
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, it's on the talking head. She says,

886
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,519
you know, she's given up a lot to be here,

887
00:46:14,679 --> 00:46:17,840
so I may have to give up partying and women.

888
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,159
It's a two way street, you know. I have to

889
00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:23,320
do anything to make sure she doesn't go home. All right,

890
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,159
that's that attitude. Who like, good job.

891
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not gonna last.

892
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,119
Speaker 1: Let's go to what I thought to be a very

893
00:46:31,199 --> 00:46:36,239
weird interaction with Thomas and Paula. Oh my god, I

894
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,519
found I found this. I felt like, did I miss

895
00:46:39,559 --> 00:46:41,840
the scene? Did I like go to the bathroom mississcene?

896
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,000
Because it's like they were fighting and then all of

897
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,559
a sudden they were walking and he was crying. I

898
00:46:45,599 --> 00:46:46,360
was like, what happened?

899
00:46:47,079 --> 00:46:51,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very bizarre. They're a weird couple. So

900
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:55,960
they they're going on a hike slash walk. He's wearing jeans,

901
00:46:56,199 --> 00:47:01,199
so unsure. Yeah, so she's fel mad that he glued

902
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:05,920
her perfume shut, as we all are, because that's not reasonable. Also,

903
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,440
how did he have no allergic reaction when he took

904
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,519
the lid off to glue.

905
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: The wouldn't The glue smell is pretty strong as well

906
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:15,880
as well.

907
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: So she says, we have hung out with many people

908
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,480
wearing perfume, and he's never said anything. He's never had

909
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,599
a reaction. But with me, he's super allergic. I think

910
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:28,639
it's a way for him to control me. And yeah,

911
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:34,039
I don't like it. And so in the car, I'm

912
00:47:34,039 --> 00:47:36,480
going to piss off that one listener of yours who

913
00:47:36,519 --> 00:47:42,280
wrote that she that you can have invisible reactions too perfumes.

914
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a listener that said that, you know that,

915
00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:49,960
I think she is very effective about perfumes. And she says,

916
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,480
you don't know, I see it, you know.

917
00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:57,559
Speaker 2: Yeah he could have had headaches or yeah.

918
00:47:58,039 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 1: I think she might be right, though it is like

919
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,559
a control thing.

920
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 2: I just don't And I believe your listener. One, of course,

921
00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:08,800
I don't know if I believe him though.

922
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,119
Speaker 1: That's that's the point you we're trying to miss.

923
00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: Those things can be true. I can be a real

924
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:18,599
thing that happens, but that doesn't mean it's happening to him.

925
00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:23,119
So in the car, he's like, oh, I don't feel good.

926
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,480
My nose is running. I don't normally feel like this.

927
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:29,360
My throat is itchy, my nose is running. I have

928
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,079
to keep blowing it. This isn't normal for me. And

929
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:36,159
she's like, Okay, bear in mind, we've never seen we've

930
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,039
not seen him blow his.

931
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 1: Nose white or anything.

932
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,199
Speaker 2: No, not white it no klean necks, not sniffing whatever.

933
00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:49,679
So she's I lost Mary Payin. She didn't here.

934
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 1: I am sorry, there she is. Yeah, I was messing

935
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,679
with the settings because I felt like you're doing a

936
00:48:57,679 --> 00:48:59,639
little lag. So I was just looking at the settings

937
00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:02,199
while you're talking, and then I guess I just close

938
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,719
completely out. Higher. Yeah, so sorry, we're talking about Thomas'

939
00:49:06,679 --> 00:49:10,639
fake reaction of perfume. Hey continue, yeah, continue, Okay.

940
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 2: So she's like, I can't handle with you this double

941
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,320
personality you have, and He's like, listen, I'm just having

942
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,599
trouble just getting through today. If this is a hard

943
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,239
day for me, can you just go easy on me?

944
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: What's so hard about it?

945
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: I don't understand, because, like, maybe he does have invincible allergies,

946
00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:37,599
but a woman who was in active labor would complain

947
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:43,159
less than this. I complained less than this when I

948
00:49:43,159 --> 00:49:47,840
had to go to the hospital for constipation. So I

949
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,960
just said it. So now everyone knows, but deal with it,

950
00:49:51,559 --> 00:49:55,360
and I complain less than this. Something. He is a

951
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,320
giant baby, and it's not attractive. So what did his

952
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,320
mother do to him? Did his mother, who we need

953
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:07,239
to meet his parents because yeah, or do they have

954
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,559
nothing to do with him?

955
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: Does he have a friend. I don't think he has

956
00:50:12,039 --> 00:50:12,480
a friend.

957
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,760
Speaker 2: I don't think he has friends or parents. They've just

958
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:22,360
owned him. So he said he's always fakeing allergy attacks

959
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,639
around them, and they couldn't deal with it anymore. So

960
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,920
he says, she just doesn't understand my allergies. He thinks

961
00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:32,480
she thinks they're a personal attack on her, and they're not.

962
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,280
He says, I think gluing the bottle shut was the

963
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,760
best thing I could have done, but I feel badly

964
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,280
that she's upset about it. So I'm not upset. I

965
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,440
did it. I wouldn't change it if I could, but

966
00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:52,000
I'm sorry she feels upset.

967
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,159
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if right if?

968
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,519
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm sorry about what just happened in

969
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:01,639
the car. I'm sorry. I'm happy to be here with you.

970
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,679
Let's go on this hike, and he says, it's just

971
00:51:05,159 --> 00:51:07,679
it's hard for me to be myself when I feel

972
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:13,119
so bad again. We have not seen him cough, blow

973
00:51:13,159 --> 00:51:19,519
his nose, itch his skin, run his temples, anything, So

974
00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:24,239
he says, when the perfume came out, my nose is running,

975
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,000
my sinuses are congested, my throat is itchy. I can't

976
00:51:28,039 --> 00:51:31,719
focus on anything else when my whole face is inflamed.

977
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe it's an interior flaming. I

978
00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:43,239
don't know. I don't see it. I don't understand it.

979
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,000
I'm sure this will be dug into at the reunion, Like,

980
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,400
please explain to us what your psychosmatic illnesses are.

981
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I have normal I have allergies. As

982
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,679
you can see if you watch on video. I'm constantly

983
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,239
wiping my nose because it's always stripping. During our podcast,

984
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:03,519
I was up half the night with itchy skin because

985
00:52:03,559 --> 00:52:06,280
I'm having some sort of allergic reaction the past week

986
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:14,199
to something. So and it sucks. But you can't take

987
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:14,840
it out on her.

988
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: I don't hear you complain it about it.

989
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:23,679
Speaker 2: I literally just did, but not until we got to

990
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:25,920
this part of the show where it I triggered it.

991
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,639
But you just deal with it. He doesn't know how

992
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:33,079
to just deal with things. So she's like, but you're

993
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:35,960
fighting with me and you're not being a gentleman, and

994
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:38,400
like I came all this way and you're not treating

995
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,920
me well, And he says, I'm sorry. I just can't

996
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,920
seem to express what I'm going through right now. I'm sorry,

997
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:48,320
and then he says, I'm sorry. I'm the one you're

998
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,920
matched with this.

999
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: This whole thing was so strange. It was like what

1000
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:55,159
happened to the card to this just seemed like two

1001
00:52:55,599 --> 00:52:57,400
Like there had to have been three hours with the

1002
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,760
footage in between to get to this point. Is there strange?

1003
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,559
Speaker 2: And so she's like, it's okay, we'll find a middle road.

1004
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,119
We are opposite people and we have opposite lifestyles, but

1005
00:53:08,199 --> 00:53:10,719
I love you. I just want to be treated better.

1006
00:53:11,199 --> 00:53:14,280
And he says I'm sorry, and then he starts crying,

1007
00:53:14,519 --> 00:53:16,880
which is going to make his nose run more, but

1008
00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:19,719
I didn't see any tears. He does like a classic

1009
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,280
face scrunching.

1010
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1011
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:29,159
Speaker 2: And she says he's very sensitive, and he's like, I am,

1012
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,679
that's true. And he says, it's just been such a

1013
00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:36,039
hard two days. I can barely make it through. And

1014
00:53:36,119 --> 00:53:39,679
she's like, okay, haha, I've been here two days and

1015
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,800
you want to send me back. Okay, that's great. What

1016
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,840
is heart? What has been so hard?

1017
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: You got to have a lot of sex and.

1018
00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:49,559
Speaker 2: You did spidering all night long.

1019
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:52,079
Speaker 1: Spidery and it's been hard because you have to smell

1020
00:53:52,119 --> 00:53:54,880
a little perfume. Yeah.

1021
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 2: So she's like, we just have to find a way

1022
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,519
to meet in the middle, and I was like, don't

1023
00:53:59,559 --> 00:54:02,960
say me, because then you're gonna stay in another fight.

1024
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,159
So later at home, he's stretching with his ass in

1025
00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:10,559
the air and she's like, ten minutes in that position, Thomas,

1026
00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:14,000
your face is red and which again is going to

1027
00:54:14,079 --> 00:54:19,000
make his nose run. And he says he's like making

1028
00:54:19,039 --> 00:54:22,159
a joke, like nobody kiss me. So she gets down

1029
00:54:22,199 --> 00:54:24,440
on the ground and kisses him and then she pulls

1030
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,280
him out of the position. They're kind of fun sometimes,

1031
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,920
but then they go into being horrible like two seconds later.

1032
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,119
So she wants better hangers to clean, to hang her

1033
00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:37,239
clothes up, and she wants to go buy a dresser

1034
00:54:37,519 --> 00:54:41,719
because again he's given her a coat closet. She's doing

1035
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,519
her things so and he's like, I don't even know

1036
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:48,320
where we would put a dresser, and I would rather

1037
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,400
give you the closet. And she's like, well, I can't

1038
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,199
hang my panties in my socks.

1039
00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you also dress her.

1040
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,199
Speaker 2: You should have already given her the closet, Like this

1041
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,719
should not even be a question or part of the

1042
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:03,280
clos and she says, I've never he's never lived with

1043
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,280
a woman before. I need to educate this little baby.

1044
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: What is he? Where are his? Where's his? Like underwearing

1045
00:55:11,039 --> 00:55:14,400
socks and small things? If he doesn't his t shirts

1046
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,760
are hung up, like what are we doing?

1047
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 2: Well, he pulls out one of those foldable cubes and

1048
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,920
he's like, I cleaned out this bucket for you. It's

1049
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:30,519
not a bucket, it's a foldable cube. And he's like this, think,

1050
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:34,079
say you're welcome, Like cleaned out this bucket for you,

1051
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,840
so you can put your panties and your socks in it,

1052
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,639
like all together like a sock basket.

1053
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: Right, like basket.

1054
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,159
Speaker 2: Haiti recently revealed that her sister tried to get the

1055
00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:46,440
whole family to do when she was growing up, and

1056
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,519
all of them were supposed to put their socks in

1057
00:55:48,639 --> 00:55:51,760
the same basket even though they didn't share socks. But

1058
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,039
it was a sock fatsket.

1059
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: There was a guy who loves blind that did that.

1060
00:55:55,039 --> 00:55:58,159
The family had a sock basket and the family, I mean,

1061
00:55:58,199 --> 00:56:00,719
I was like psychos.

1062
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:05,280
Speaker 2: Also, remember Greg and Lucille would they were She was

1063
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,760
folding like five million socks for some reason. It was like,

1064
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,320
why are there somebody socks? What is he doing with

1065
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:11,960
those socks?

1066
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: Well, we know what he was doing with those socks.

1067
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's like, put your panties and socks in

1068
00:56:18,639 --> 00:56:21,679
this basket. And she's like, I didn't come to play games.

1069
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,840
I want to live a normal life, like I lived

1070
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,480
in Brazil with drawers to put my clothes in. Not

1071
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:28,559
asking for a lot, Thomas, She's.

1072
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: Not asking for a lot. It's crazy.

1073
00:56:31,119 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 2: So she unpacks a black urmalin turmalin turmaline, which is

1074
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:41,280
some sort of crystal rock thing and she has bought.

1075
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,400
She's like, this will clean the bad energy in the apartment.

1076
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,719
And she says she has been playing a dangerous game

1077
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,719
of wasting money and now she's starting to waste my money.

1078
00:56:54,559 --> 00:56:56,360
And I was like, is she hunting people?

1079
00:57:00,039 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 1: Why is it so dangerous to buy a big crystal Yeah.

1080
00:57:03,639 --> 00:57:07,199
Speaker 2: It's playing a dangerous game. And like he's gonna do

1081
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,800
something about it. He's just gonna whine and his voice

1082
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:14,559
will get really high. So she says, she invested invested

1083
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,599
two hundred and fifty dollars in this rock, but it's

1084
00:57:17,639 --> 00:57:21,119
an investment that will give us a return, try to

1085
00:57:21,119 --> 00:57:24,119
be magical at least one time, because I'm doing all

1086
00:57:24,159 --> 00:57:28,719
the work and manifestation all by myself. Thomas, try to

1087
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,800
be a magical being at least one time.

1088
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,199
Speaker 1: It's so funny. He's very into yoga, so it seems

1089
00:57:35,239 --> 00:57:37,480
like this is not a not an illogical step for

1090
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:39,679
him to also be into crystals. But he's also we know,

1091
00:57:40,119 --> 00:57:44,079
like an aerospace engineer, so he's too science brained for that. Yeah.

1092
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he says, I'm spending thousands of dollars on

1093
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:54,079
real things. I don't I don't know what he's where

1094
00:57:54,679 --> 00:57:58,920
an ouch? Yeah so yeah, not a table that you

1095
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,079
can have a chair at. This is a bad investment.

1096
00:58:02,159 --> 00:58:04,760
This rock And she says, you have your roller blades

1097
00:58:05,239 --> 00:58:07,719
and he says those get me places. They save on

1098
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,039
gas money. Are you commuting in your.

1099
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: Work? Oh my god, I would die.

1100
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 2: So she says, my manifestations are all the hard work

1101
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,800
that I am doing. I have created this. I show

1102
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,199
you a totally new world. When I met you, you

1103
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,840
only ate rice, banana and meat. You was dry like

1104
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:34,960
a grape like like sucks. So at least they thank you.

1105
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:36,599
Speaker 1: Wow.

1106
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,039
Speaker 2: So somehow she has made him add more foods to

1107
00:58:40,079 --> 00:58:42,840
his diet through her manifestations and.

1108
00:58:44,199 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got he's got something going on where he

1109
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:46,760
ain't right.

1110
00:58:47,679 --> 00:58:49,679
Speaker 2: Well, he has prones, I believe.

1111
00:58:49,719 --> 00:58:57,599
Speaker 1: He said, Okay, that doesn't make you weird, that.

1112
00:58:55,679 --> 00:58:59,559
Speaker 2: He's just weird. It doesn't. And she's like, don't touch

1113
00:58:59,599 --> 00:59:02,840
my rock. If you want to lose one teeth, you're

1114
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:09,039
gonna mess with my rocks. And she says money is

1115
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:12,440
only worth anything while I'm alive, Like, if I die,

1116
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,159
what does it matter if I have a billion dollars

1117
00:59:14,199 --> 00:59:16,079
in the bank. And this is the first time I

1118
00:59:16,159 --> 00:59:18,480
really thought, do I really want to marry this guy?

1119
00:59:18,679 --> 00:59:25,119
He's so stupid, it's so aggressive. So he says, I

1120
00:59:25,159 --> 00:59:27,679
told the government I would sponsor you, but I want

1121
00:59:27,679 --> 00:59:31,440
to sponsor you. I'm not sponsoring your rocks to come here.

1122
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,679
And I'm scared. I got you a credit card because

1123
00:59:34,679 --> 00:59:37,159
you need a credit card, but it has your name

1124
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:39,400
on it and I'm paying the bills and I'm really

1125
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,519
scared to give it to you. And he says I

1126
00:59:42,519 --> 00:59:45,039
got her the credit card because she needs independence, but

1127
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:47,559
I'm terrified what she's going to do with it. And

1128
00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:50,320
she goes, can I buy a car with it? And

1129
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,960
he says, she goes in and out of credit card

1130
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,159
debt and I didn't tell her, but it has a

1131
00:59:57,199 --> 01:00:00,679
twenty five thousand dollars spending limit, because that was the

1132
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,760
lowest I could get. See, I think how much money

1133
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:06,400
does he have?

1134
01:00:06,679 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: He must have a lot, because and I also think

1135
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,880
he could very easily call the credit card company and say,

1136
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,760
I'd like for you to make this like two thousand dollars, right,

1137
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,920
it's been more than this amount a month or whatever.

1138
01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:21,159
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm giving it to my teenage son, and I

1139
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:23,760
don't want him to spend it on a party. So

1140
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,280
she says, I swear when I want something in Brazil,

1141
01:00:28,679 --> 01:00:32,679
money just appears manifestation. So I'm not worried.

1142
01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: It's great for her.

1143
01:00:35,119 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know they're fascinating. He makes me uncomfortable.

1144
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: Uh, he makes me uncomfortable too. He feels very like

1145
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,760
a like a loose cannon, like you don't know what's

1146
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,400
gonna happen.

1147
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 2: Totally. I don't feel like he's being a real person,

1148
01:00:53,199 --> 01:01:00,000
like or if he is, like he's unhinged, like yeah,

1149
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:02,320
I just don't. I don't. I wouldn't feel safe in

1150
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,000
his company.

1151
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:09,239
Speaker 1: I definitely not with perfume. So speaking, I'm unhinged. All right,

1152
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,199
let's go to Debbie and Meadow.

1153
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,639
Speaker 2: So oh boy.

1154
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: We start with where we left off, with them having

1155
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,800
that fight at that bar on Halloween, and he's outside

1156
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,079
saying I've been patient with her, and the producer goes,

1157
01:01:22,119 --> 01:01:23,599
what happened to the car? He goes in the car,

1158
01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:26,559
I did nothing. She was crying. She was crying saying

1159
01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:29,719
she's prostrated, she's frostrated. She says I need conversation, and

1160
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,519
I say I am listening, and then she goes, no, blah.

1161
01:01:32,239 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 2: Blah blah, Wow, that's not what happened. And the producer says,

1162
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,199
so I am listening.

1163
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,679
Speaker 1: No, he did not say I'm listening. What's wrong?

1164
01:01:43,679 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong girl, I'm listening. I'm here for you.

1165
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,679
Speaker 1: He says. My plan is just to go home, go

1166
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,760
to my country. I don't I don't need something. I

1167
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:55,199
don't need something. So Astra and Laura are standing there

1168
01:01:55,239 --> 01:01:59,239
and they're like, shit went south fast, and this is

1169
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,679
not Egypt is not a Muslim country. You do not

1170
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:06,119
treat women here like that, motherfucker. And then we see

1171
01:02:06,119 --> 01:02:09,679
Astro's boyfriend off to the side like home or simpstring

1172
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:12,199
was just like, like, you know, what a mess with her?

1173
01:02:14,039 --> 01:02:16,440
And they're like, he has the nerve to treat her

1174
01:02:16,679 --> 01:02:19,719
like that today here, and now how's he gonna treat

1175
01:02:19,719 --> 01:02:21,760
her when they're home. He's not gonna treat her well

1176
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,880
at all. I don't know what the future holds, but

1177
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,760
it doesn't look good. And Astras says, I'm very upset.

1178
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,480
Debbie does not deserve that heartache, not at all. So

1179
01:02:31,559 --> 01:02:33,599
they all go into the bar because now they need

1180
01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:37,719
to drink. So yeah, now think they're right though.

1181
01:02:37,719 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: If he treats her like that in public, in front

1182
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,599
of her friends, in front of a camera crew, how

1183
01:02:43,679 --> 01:02:45,840
is he treating her when no one it's just them

1184
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,559
in the apartment?

1185
01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:51,679
Speaker 1: Right? So Debbie is at home and she appears to

1186
01:02:51,719 --> 01:02:56,199
be sitting in her bed drunk, and she says, it's

1187
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,679
na a bad day and this evening I had a

1188
01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:03,480
mini melt down and instead of compassion, I just got

1189
01:03:03,679 --> 01:03:05,639
what do you have to be crying for? Where are

1190
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:08,400
you have to be crying for? He just dismissed anything

1191
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,360
I was feeling. And it's always the same thing. If

1192
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:13,760
he's not comfortable, he's going to go home. He's going

1193
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:14,480
to go home.

1194
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:15,599
Speaker 2: And if you live.

1195
01:03:15,639 --> 01:03:18,119
Speaker 1: You love someone, you don't throw that in their face

1196
01:03:18,199 --> 01:03:21,639
every two days. I'm not going to be taking and

1197
01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:24,679
called a bitch and yelling in front of my friends.

1198
01:03:24,679 --> 01:03:27,639
And he has a gug. It's back up a goa.

1199
01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:35,239
So she's drunk in her bed. She wasted, Yeah, hounding

1200
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,079
some Savignia blanc so and the talking head. He says,

1201
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,880
I was surprised. She made a big mistake when she

1202
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,800
questioned my virginity. She pushed me too far. She saw

1203
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,119
pictures of girl in Egypt, and so of course I say,

1204
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,920
shut your mouth. And after that I will not deal

1205
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,320
with her at all. It is finished. It is over.

1206
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,880
And we see him getting on the couch and he

1207
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,599
looks at his phone. He goes checking the flights. I

1208
01:04:01,639 --> 01:04:04,719
can't find one that would work, but tomorrow, god willing,

1209
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,880
I'll find one. I can't be with her after these things.

1210
01:04:08,119 --> 01:04:12,679
It's over over over all, right, it's not over. They

1211
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,559
got married. We heard, they got married, we saw, and

1212
01:04:15,679 --> 01:04:19,199
it's completely depressing to think that she did that. She

1213
01:04:19,519 --> 01:04:23,559
speaking a big mistake. So now it's fifty nine days

1214
01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:28,719
to wed and Debbie says, this is a huge mess.

1215
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,719
I don't have any idea what to do yesterday. He

1216
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,320
got into a mood and then I had this moment

1217
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,920
where I remember being married before and feeling so alone,

1218
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,480
and I'm not going to do it again. I have

1219
01:04:40,599 --> 01:04:42,880
no idea. If he's booked a ticket, I am so shocked.

1220
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,800
I don't even know how to feel. I'm going to

1221
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,239
meet it with Astra later to talk. I'm embarrassed so badly.

1222
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,159
It's not even funny, and I'm expecting an Astra, we'll

1223
01:04:51,199 --> 01:04:53,000
just say run and get out while you can gain in.

1224
01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:55,400
So maybe she goes to work or something, because they

1225
01:04:55,400 --> 01:05:01,679
meet later and then we see is wrapped himself in

1226
01:05:01,719 --> 01:05:04,159
a white fluffy robe where a blanket or something is

1227
01:05:04,159 --> 01:05:07,800
sitting on the bed. After she leaves, I guess he's like,

1228
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,079
I'm going to go get in the bed so.

1229
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 2: With my Lulu legging sign and a fluffy jacket.

1230
01:05:14,559 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 1: So the producer walks in and says, uh, meto, what's

1231
01:05:18,519 --> 01:05:21,800
going on, and he goes, nothing's going on. I'm trying

1232
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800
to find a ticket I had. If I had a ticket,

1233
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,119
I would go back to Egypt today. I don't think

1234
01:05:26,119 --> 01:05:29,480
you can aford of my ticket. All right. Now she

1235
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,920
goes to meet up with Astra. It's obviously like after work,

1236
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,000
and Astra tells her, I have never seen anything go

1237
01:05:35,239 --> 01:05:37,679
south that fast in my life. It broke my heart

1238
01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:40,920
for you. Like he was acting at the Haunted House

1239
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,960
like he was there for an audition, not a date

1240
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,559
with you. And that was really, really, really heartbreaking to see.

1241
01:05:48,519 --> 01:05:51,000
And the talking head Astra goes, I would not accept

1242
01:05:51,079 --> 01:05:53,880
that behavior from anyone, and I would not rush it

1243
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,719
under the rug. I would be like, send this guy home.

1244
01:05:58,119 --> 01:06:01,840
So then Astra says to Debbie, no matter what culture

1245
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:06,000
you're from, saying shut your mouth, woman is not acceptable,

1246
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,159
and she goes and he tried to intimidate me, and

1247
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,760
he got close to me and he was just bulging

1248
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,880
with rage. You could see the veins in his neck.

1249
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,719
It's super immature, like you are over forty years old, sir.

1250
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,440
Grow the fuck up. He acted like a clown. I

1251
01:06:21,559 --> 01:06:23,920
was worried for you. And if I was you, Debbie,

1252
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,079
I would be devastated. If he's saying that stuff in

1253
01:06:26,079 --> 01:06:28,079
front of people, how does he treat you when no

1254
01:06:28,119 --> 01:06:32,760
one's around? So Debbie's's not She's going, yeah, yeah, he

1255
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,559
was raging. He was raging, But I want you to

1256
01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:38,079
calm down. I don't want you to be worried. He's

1257
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,480
been so wonderful on some days.

1258
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,199
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those.

1259
01:06:42,079 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: Are in the honeymoon phase. He's only there for three months.

1260
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:50,840
You can't like act normal for three months. No, Astor says, right,

1261
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,440
but not having a great day should not result in

1262
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:57,119
a Toddler esque meltdown. So do you think he really

1263
01:06:57,159 --> 01:07:00,800
loves you? And Debbie goes, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

1264
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,760
It was really bad. I don't know right now. And

1265
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,960
Astra says, do you think he's using you to get famous?

1266
01:07:06,039 --> 01:07:09,360
Just to be on TV? She goes, well, I don't

1267
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:14,039
think so. He says he came here for me. I've

1268
01:07:14,079 --> 01:07:16,039
never heard him say that. I've heard him say he's

1269
01:07:16,039 --> 01:07:17,079
going to be a Hollywood star.

1270
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, show us the footage.

1271
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,519
Speaker 1: Had I heard him say anything about her? And Astra says,

1272
01:07:23,559 --> 01:07:26,559
his intentions are questionable. I feel like he's just using her,

1273
01:07:26,599 --> 01:07:29,840
and it seems like he's acting. He's acting this one way.

1274
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,280
So Astra says, Debbie, I don't think you can marry

1275
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,639
this guy. He really showed his ass and I don't

1276
01:07:35,639 --> 01:07:37,559
think you can come back from it. And I don't

1277
01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:39,760
think it would be right to give him another chance.

1278
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:44,679
I get very strange vibes from him, and Debbie goes, yes,

1279
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,880
that's right, he will have to apologize. He will have

1280
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,000
to apologize, and Astra goes, even if he does apologize,

1281
01:07:50,039 --> 01:07:52,559
send him pack an asap. Get him out of here, girl.

1282
01:07:53,079 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, roll up those lulu leggings and put him in

1283
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,079
the backpack.

1284
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,559
Speaker 1: Send him on already, he's already dressed for trap, he's

1285
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:01,519
already travel.

1286
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,199
Speaker 2: I get very strange vibes from him and I didn't

1287
01:08:04,239 --> 01:08:06,960
even see him in the leggings and the fuzzy bathrobe

1288
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,119
that he's wearing. Yeah, but I still get very strange

1289
01:08:10,199 --> 01:08:10,800
vibes from.

1290
01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: Him because he was so weird in the haunted house

1291
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,000
and not even speaking to her, but like, it was

1292
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:18,680
very weird. So in the talking head, Debbie says, he

1293
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,359
is not showing me that he loves me or that

1294
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,840
he cares about me, and I really, honestly, I don't

1295
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,680
know what he's doing here, and by the way he's acting,

1296
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,319
these are relationship ending consequences.

1297
01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 2: Yes, Debbie, I'm scared for you. I don't think you

1298
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,199
should have rented an apartment with stairs because I don't

1299
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,760
trust I don't trust him around them.

1300
01:08:41,239 --> 01:08:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, we're going to talk about We're going

1301
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,520
to talk about Mallory and Rush Sheet, and then we'll

1302
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:52,800
end with Katie and Josh. So Mallory and Ross Sheet.

1303
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,560
They are on the bed with all the dogs. Now,

1304
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,560
the night before was the party. He's still in his

1305
01:08:57,399 --> 01:09:01,359
you know, World War two win her shirt or whatever.

1306
01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:02,960
It's like, whatever that shirt was he had.

1307
01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:06,119
Speaker 2: Some people do not like showering.

1308
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 1: They don't shower before bed. They get sweaty and drink

1309
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,720
all day and get right in the bed. But all

1310
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,399
the dogs are there, and he says, I was drunk

1311
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,199
last night. That's why the dogs got to sleep in

1312
01:09:17,199 --> 01:09:19,319
the bed. She goes, nah ah, I looked over. You're

1313
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:23,760
cuddling with Opal. You're cuddling with Opal. That that little

1314
01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:25,600
dog with the short legs is trying to get up

1315
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,239
on the bed with the steads. It's so cute. It's

1316
01:09:27,279 --> 01:09:30,760
so cute. So then talking head together, she goes, last

1317
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,079
night he got white girl wasted. He's like, so what,

1318
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,399
She goes, you know, like white girls they like to

1319
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,239
get wasted. It's like white girl wasted. They got act

1320
01:09:37,239 --> 01:09:41,600
silly like crazy. He's a oh okay, he says, today

1321
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,119
I'm going to have the hangout and she goes, no,

1322
01:09:44,199 --> 01:09:47,800
it's called hangover. And then he says, I'm going to

1323
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,720
make some Turkish food to make us feel better, and

1324
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:52,199
she goes, oh, no, my butthole's gonna hate me later.

1325
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:56,039
And they talk about their butttholes being on fire. Ye,

1326
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:58,399
not great, So she.

1327
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 2: Says, they talk about but stay. They last disagree.

1328
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,520
Speaker 1: So I've had I've had twenty six years of marriage.

1329
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:12,159
No butthole talk, No buttholetalk. Ever, So she says, but

1330
01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:14,279
did you have fun at the party and he says yes,

1331
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:17,640
and he says, Brandy is bad. I talked to him.

1332
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:20,199
He goes, yeah, what was that about. He goes, I

1333
01:10:20,239 --> 01:10:22,560
say I don't want you to be friends with my fiance.

1334
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,039
And he didn't listen to me. He was angry, and

1335
01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:28,760
Mallory goes, I can't completely cut him out of my life.

1336
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:30,399
You need to figure your shit out with each other,

1337
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:32,640
because we're going to be in each other's lives, like

1338
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:37,520
like Wren are Yan Wren. Michayla's husband is Brandon's best friend,

1339
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,960
so we're gonna all be around each other. And he says, no, no,

1340
01:10:41,079 --> 01:10:44,479
if you love me, you listen to me. He goes, no, no,

1341
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:48,079
you're starting shit doesn't need to be started. So they're

1342
01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:51,640
talking it together. He says, I talked to Brandy and

1343
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,479
he's got something in his throat like, oh, I'm Brandy,

1344
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,119
get the fuck out of my truck raw, And I

1345
01:10:57,159 --> 01:11:01,039
say what. I don't understand him hilarry stick in front

1346
01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:04,319
of his voice because it's very like low and red neecky. Yeah,

1347
01:11:05,039 --> 01:11:07,479
I say what? Then I just say yes, okay, And

1348
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:09,920
Mallory says, I want to say if somebody said that

1349
01:11:10,039 --> 01:11:12,680
to me, don't talk to my fiance, I'd be like, okay,

1350
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:16,199
bitch bye. And he goes, oh, oh if he said

1351
01:11:16,199 --> 01:11:18,279
that to me, I would really punch him. She goes,

1352
01:11:18,319 --> 01:11:20,920
oh you would. He goes, yeah, I would say who

1353
01:11:21,039 --> 01:11:24,560
you think you are? Beach, and then she laughs because

1354
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:28,479
she thinks he's hilarious. And then talking head, she goes,

1355
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,640
I'm okay with him being the man of the house.

1356
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,119
I get it, but he is not going to come

1357
01:11:33,159 --> 01:11:35,880
in and change everything, like these people are part of

1358
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,520
my life. They've been part of my life for a

1359
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,359
long time. And if he has this much problem with

1360
01:11:40,399 --> 01:11:44,399
American culture, he should have married a Turkish woman. So

1361
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,880
he's cooking and she's staring at him, and he goes,

1362
01:11:47,159 --> 01:11:50,560
I can't look you. Change your face, please change this face, please,

1363
01:11:51,239 --> 01:11:53,159
and she goes, I don't know what you're gonna do,

1364
01:11:53,199 --> 01:11:54,800
and he goes, I don't want to see this face

1365
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,319
right now, and she goes, Okay, then turn around, go

1366
01:11:57,399 --> 01:12:01,239
to the stove her. I love her.

1367
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 2: I love that. I do like her attitude.

1368
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe in their love. Still.

1369
01:12:06,279 --> 01:12:11,600
Speaker 2: Well, I think there's the second once this Brandy issue.

1370
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,399
By the way, he needs to call him Brandon, like

1371
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,800
he's not even respecting him enough to call it by

1372
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:16,159
his name.

1373
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,279
Speaker 1: So I think it's I think it's hilarious.

1374
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:23,119
Speaker 2: It is funny. But the once this issue is going

1375
01:12:23,159 --> 01:12:26,119
to be resolved, we have the whole secret of she

1376
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:29,000
doesn't want kids and he thinks she does.

1377
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh I already forgot about that secret.

1378
01:12:34,079 --> 01:12:36,199
Speaker 2: Well, they brought it up in the first episode, so

1379
01:12:36,279 --> 01:12:39,960
we think it will be an issue again. But I

1380
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,199
feel like they needed to discuss a lot of this

1381
01:12:42,239 --> 01:12:47,439
stuff before, like who's in charge Brandon the whole thing.

1382
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it is for show because

1383
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,119
I think they're pretty solid.

1384
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,560
Speaker 2: That would make me happy, Yeah, because I think they're

1385
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:55,439
really cute together.

1386
01:12:55,680 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's talk about Katie and gosh.

1387
01:13:01,359 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 2: This fucking train wreck of a couple.

1388
01:13:05,399 --> 01:13:09,039
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, she's speaking of ain't right. She ain't right.

1389
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Something ain't right with her, and she needs to get

1390
01:13:12,279 --> 01:13:16,319
a proper diagnosis, because now that you've mentioned it, I

1391
01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:19,920
have noticed she does have a lot of facial tics

1392
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:25,520
and very inappropriate things that she says, and she could

1393
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,840
have Tourette's. I don't know. I don't know. Something is

1394
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,560
going on. She is misdiagnosed, and maybe maybe we'll get

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01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:36,039
to it this season because they do need to be together.

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01:13:36,119 --> 01:13:41,640
And he is on Instagram daily talking about his life

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01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:43,680
in the United States, trying to.

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01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 2: Get like telling people in the comments to be nice. Right,

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01:13:47,079 --> 01:13:53,119
so right, so we'll see he has a desk in

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01:13:53,159 --> 01:13:56,479
a chair that her friend gave them, presumably for free.

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01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:00,319
So he's thrilled, and she's like, I'm have you have

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01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:03,359
a disk. She's in a bad mood. She's been real

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01:14:03,399 --> 01:14:08,119
bitchy to so she says setting up a space with

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01:14:08,239 --> 01:14:11,079
someone is out of my comfort zone. I don't like

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01:14:11,199 --> 01:14:16,359
living with people. And he's like, okay, it's been nice.

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01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:20,920
I guess I'll go back to England, and she says

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01:14:21,119 --> 01:14:25,079
it's been difficult and we aren't communicating well and he's

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01:14:25,119 --> 01:14:29,520
been frustrated by the lack of furniture and many other things.

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01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:34,720
She says, let's not nitpick over each detail of the

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01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,920
apartment because we're making progress, and he's like, yeah, I

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01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,279
think I'm in I'm going to feel like really good

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01:14:41,319 --> 01:14:43,079
about it. I think we're in a better place today

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01:14:43,159 --> 01:14:47,439
than we were yesterday. And she goes, it's worse and

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01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:50,560
he's like, okay, well.

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01:14:50,359 --> 01:14:52,600
Speaker 1: It's worse because you were because you got one piece

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01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:55,199
of furniture and now you're a monster with your chair.

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01:14:57,359 --> 01:15:00,039
Speaker 2: So you monster for not wanting to sit on the

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01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:03,319
floor when your back hurts. So he says, can you

1419
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:06,560
just not be dismissive and acknowledge that I've uprooted my

1420
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,560
life and moved across the world. And this is when

1421
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,560
she says, when I moved to Europe, I didn't find

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01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,479
it that big of a deal. So it's hard for

1423
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:23,960
me to empathize with you. Okay, what the fuck is

1424
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,479
wrong with her?

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01:15:27,359 --> 01:15:30,039
Speaker 1: And we're gonna have to it's gonna have to come out.

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01:15:30,079 --> 01:15:32,720
We're gonna have to figure it out and all be explained.

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01:15:33,039 --> 01:15:36,960
But she did not move to Europe. She traveled for

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01:15:37,039 --> 01:15:40,079
two years as a traveling dog sitter. She didn't pack

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01:15:40,159 --> 01:15:42,479
up her entire life because she left all her shit

1430
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,920
in the storage unit here, So she didn't pack up

1431
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,239
everything she had and moved to another country. She just

1432
01:15:48,279 --> 01:15:50,319
took a little sabbatical and traveled for two years and

1433
01:15:50,359 --> 01:15:52,439
left all her shit here and knew she was coming

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01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:53,159
back so.

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Speaker 2: Could come back at any time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:15:55,760 --> 01:16:00,000
Speaker 2: Right, So he says, you went on holiday with a suitcase,

1438
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,920
I left everything, and now that I'm here, I'm not

1439
01:16:03,039 --> 01:16:06,039
allowed to leave for over a year and I'm not

1440
01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:09,960
allowed to work, so it's a completely different situation. Also,

1441
01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:13,680
being an immigrant in the US is a very fragile

1442
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:17,439
position right now, and it weighs on me, and.

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01:16:17,359 --> 01:16:20,159
Speaker 1: She nowed it now, Yeah.

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01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,319
Speaker 2: And she goes, I think if I was in your position,

1445
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:27,560
I would be less stressed out because you don't think

1446
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,640
about the consequences of your actions. So if you were

1447
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,319
an immigrant in a country that is violently deporting people,

1448
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:36,800
you wouldn't think twice about it because you'd never think

1449
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,359
about consequences or repercussions of your actions. But he's a

1450
01:16:40,399 --> 01:16:43,800
conscientious adult who thinks about these things.

1451
01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:48,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. And she's also kind of a lily white

1452
01:16:48,239 --> 01:16:50,880
girl who doesn't have to worry about it because she's

1453
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:52,720
not a brown person, you know what I mean?

1454
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So he says, I think you just say

1455
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:02,359
things that sound hopeful, and she says, well, you just

1456
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:05,520
take it that way, and he says that's a cultural difference.

1457
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:09,319
Maybe in the UK we read into things and I'm

1458
01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:12,840
trying to understand. No, she's just being a bitch. I'm

1459
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:16,000
trying to understand American ways and you could put in

1460
01:17:16,079 --> 01:17:20,039
a little effort to understand British ways. And she goes,

1461
01:17:20,159 --> 01:17:22,399
we're in America.

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01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:25,279
Speaker 1: She's awful. I mean when she said to him, I

1463
01:17:25,279 --> 01:17:27,199
don't want to live with anybody. I don't like anybody

1464
01:17:27,239 --> 01:17:29,359
in my space, I would have been like, well fuck off,

1465
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:31,840
Why am I here? Why am I here? Yeah?

1466
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,840
Speaker 2: So someone on Reddit said she drinks so much because

1467
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:40,239
she knows she's unpleasant person when she's sober, and now

1468
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,199
I can't unsee it.

1469
01:17:43,319 --> 01:17:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm hoping this next episode somebody's going to call out

1470
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,640
or drinking, because when we get to it, you can

1471
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,439
tell everybody that SES are coming is afraid they're going

1472
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:52,560
to get attacks.

1473
01:17:53,279 --> 01:17:55,520
Speaker 2: Yes, but I would I would drink too if this

1474
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:59,239
was the miserable kind of person that I was without alcohol,

1475
01:17:59,279 --> 01:18:00,079
I would probably.

1476
01:18:00,279 --> 01:18:01,920
Speaker 1: To no, it's not the answer.

1477
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 2: No, you need to fix yourself. Like there's so she's

1478
01:18:08,399 --> 01:18:11,600
clearly self medicating in the wrong way. So it's a

1479
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:14,439
maladaptive technique that she's using too.

1480
01:18:15,039 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 1: Big word, big word, big word alert.

1481
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,199
Speaker 2: I do a lot of therapy. So it's her birthday

1482
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:24,000
party tonight at a bar, which is great, and the

1483
01:18:24,039 --> 01:18:29,560
way her previously sullen, frowning red lips lit up when

1484
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,560
she said the word bar. She's like, it is my

1485
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:39,960
birthday today at a bar, and I'm so excited. This

1486
01:18:40,039 --> 01:18:43,960
is the first time we've seen her smile in this episode, literally, and.

1487
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:47,039
Speaker 1: It's have you seen have you go ahead?

1488
01:18:47,399 --> 01:18:51,399
Speaker 2: Because the red lips because they're so clown like.

1489
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:56,800
Speaker 1: So smearred everywhere. Have you seen? Reality rocks her due

1490
01:18:57,239 --> 01:19:03,439
Katie and Josh, I mean it is beyond I mean

1491
01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:06,600
I've screenshot is it to her? I was like, I'm dead,

1492
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,560
I'm on the floor. I cannot and she was like,

1493
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:13,319
she's like too far. I was like, no, no, it's

1494
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:18,920
she painted her whole fought of her face with It's

1495
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,159
so good. It's so good.

1496
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:24,199
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for the puppets, because that puppet account that

1497
01:19:24,359 --> 01:19:27,159
does the it's so funny.

1498
01:19:27,359 --> 01:19:29,399
Speaker 1: AI, How are they doing them so fast?

1499
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:33,079
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, maybe it is AI. I didn't

1500
01:19:33,079 --> 01:19:33,960
even think about that.

1501
01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm so bad at that.

1502
01:19:36,359 --> 01:19:39,199
Speaker 2: Okay. So she's super excited because it's at a bar

1503
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:42,840
and her friend Ryan is in town, and she invited him,

1504
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:47,560
but maybe realized that she shouldn't have. So she met

1505
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:51,399
Ryan when she ran the Chicago Marathon together, and then

1506
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:54,760
they traveled together in Europe for two weeks. She was

1507
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:59,000
in her chaotic era girls still in your chaotic ERAI are?

1508
01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:00,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.

1509
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:04,399
Speaker 2: She made out with Ryan several times, and Josh was

1510
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,680
present for two out of the four makeouts.

1511
01:20:09,279 --> 01:20:09,520
Speaker 1: Wow.

1512
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:14,279
Speaker 2: Ok And she says, and he doesn't know that he's

1513
01:20:14,279 --> 01:20:16,720
coming to the party. And that's also why I'm pissed

1514
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:20,680
today because I hate keeping secrets.

1515
01:20:21,319 --> 01:20:24,520
Speaker 1: It just none of it makes sense. This poor girl.

1516
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:28,239
Something is so wrong. She has got to seek some help.

1517
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:32,560
Speaker 2: So she is worried Josh won't go to her party

1518
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,439
because he had said I won't get within twenty feet

1519
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:40,239
of Ryan. Why did you invite him? Because you enjoy

1520
01:20:40,359 --> 01:20:43,680
chaos and you are an agent of chaos. And yes,

1521
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,640
do not want to change. Yes, you seek out the

1522
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:50,279
chaos because something is going on in your brain chemistry

1523
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:54,560
and you're seeking serotonin or something by creating these drama

1524
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,520
filled situations.

1525
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 1: Yes, all of it.

1526
01:20:56,600 --> 01:21:00,199
Speaker 2: Yes, So she says to him, I have something to

1527
01:21:00,199 --> 01:21:06,199
tell you, and she's like, smiling really awkwardly, and I

1528
01:21:06,239 --> 01:21:13,439
invited someone you don't like to my party. I invited Ryan. Smile, smile, smile.

1529
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,199
She's like, I just got excited when he said he

1530
01:21:16,279 --> 01:21:18,520
was in town visiting, but I didn't think it through

1531
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:23,079
because I don't think anything through. And he says, well,

1532
01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:25,960
this puts me in an awkward position. I don't want

1533
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,800
to be a dick, but it's your birthday. And he says,

1534
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,000
I met Ryan in Germany at a bar, and she

1535
01:21:33,159 --> 01:21:36,039
kissed him and was about to travel with him for

1536
01:21:36,079 --> 01:21:39,880
two weeks. And I told her to stop or admit

1537
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,840
that you just don't want to be in a relationship

1538
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:46,079
with me. And while she was away with him, traveling

1539
01:21:46,359 --> 01:21:48,279
the whole time, I thought I would be getting a

1540
01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:50,920
text from her saying they slept together. Like I was

1541
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,079
living in constant fear, and I had to choose to

1542
01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:58,399
believe her when she said nothing happened, but this is

1543
01:21:58,439 --> 01:22:00,800
exhausting and just the.

1544
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,079
Speaker 1: Two of them were traveling and he thinks nothing happened.

1545
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,359
Come yeah, mm hmmm.

1546
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,239
Speaker 2: So she says, what can I do to make you

1547
01:22:08,319 --> 01:22:11,640
comfortable at this party? And he said, well, you must

1548
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,960
know by now what's good behavior and what's not, like

1549
01:22:15,239 --> 01:22:17,840
having a dozen shots and making out with him or

1550
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:21,640
other people. I'm not asking for a lot. And she

1551
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:25,159
doesn't promise not to do that. She's just like, okay,

1552
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:29,880
she's like kind about six shots, is that right? Uh huh, yeah,

1553
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,479
that's half. She's like, I want you and Ryan to coexist,

1554
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,399
and he says, I want to know what Ryan's motives are,

1555
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,039
why he thinks it's okay to make out with you

1556
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:44,960
and when he knew we were together. So Josh is

1557
01:22:45,039 --> 01:22:47,560
mad and he thinks Katie is taking advantage of him

1558
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:51,319
being so nice. Yeah, and he's like, I don't know

1559
01:22:51,359 --> 01:22:53,840
what Katie wants to happen in this situation, but if

1560
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:57,159
she plays games, she's gonna find out good. He's not

1561
01:22:57,199 --> 01:23:01,079
gonna do anything. He's gonna say he's he he should

1562
01:23:01,079 --> 01:23:04,039
have put his foot down so long ago.

1563
01:23:04,159 --> 01:23:08,840
Speaker 1: Like listen, he sent Ryan. He sent Ryan a strongly

1564
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:12,680
worded text. That's that's about as bad as going to

1565
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:18,359
get for Josh. He's gonna send you strong, strongly worded British.

1566
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:22,560
Speaker 2: Text and at the end it's going to say best Josh,

1567
01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:28,880
cheer go yeah Josh. So she says to him, I

1568
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:31,159
want to be a better person to you and a

1569
01:23:31,199 --> 01:23:35,000
better partner for us, but part of me likes seeking

1570
01:23:35,079 --> 01:23:41,279
thrills and excitement. Call your therapist, tell them Houston, we

1571
01:23:41,359 --> 01:23:45,000
have so many problems. This is not O c D.

1572
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,920
This is something that I'm not qualified to diagnose. But

1573
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:50,920
she needs to deal with this before she gets married.

1574
01:23:51,279 --> 01:23:54,239
And for the love of God, Josh, you need to

1575
01:23:54,319 --> 01:23:57,800
move on. And if Katie fixes herself and comes back

1576
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:01,359
to you before you're already spoken for, then great. And

1577
01:24:01,399 --> 01:24:04,319
if not, it wasn't meant to be because it's giving

1578
01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:07,840
pathetic now that you are still staying in this relationship.

1579
01:24:08,359 --> 01:24:11,880
Speaker 1: He's cute and he's British, and it seems like he

1580
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:15,560
has some money, he's got a career.

1581
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,600
Speaker 2: I mean, he seems he has a lot of chess

1582
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:22,880
care that he likes to show off in some Yeah yeah,

1583
01:24:23,399 --> 01:24:24,199
all right, so.

1584
01:24:24,239 --> 01:24:28,119
Speaker 1: We're trying to set him up. Somebody going to check

1585
01:24:28,119 --> 01:24:29,000
in the Portland area.

1586
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 2: So he says, when you say things like that that

1587
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:38,640
you're seeking excitement and thrills, it makes me feel like

1588
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,279
a bald and chain and I'm weighing you down and

1589
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:43,199
all you want to do is live this part of

1590
01:24:43,199 --> 01:24:45,039
your A lifestyle title.

1591
01:24:45,119 --> 01:24:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, episode of.

1592
01:24:47,159 --> 01:24:49,920
Speaker 2: Yep, but I didn't sign up for this and this

1593
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,560
isn't the relationship that I want. And she's like, yeah,

1594
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,239
I know, but I'm not going to change. She didn't

1595
01:24:55,239 --> 01:24:59,720
say that, So he goes, I'm crazy. I'm fun girl.

1596
01:25:00,119 --> 01:25:04,079
So my whole personality is alcohol. So they go to

1597
01:25:04,279 --> 01:25:07,279
her party and she's like yay, and he goes, yay

1598
01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:11,159
twenty eight and she's like twenty seven wow, and he's like, oh,

1599
01:25:11,159 --> 01:25:16,479
that's embarrassing. But she is young. I mean, she's still

1600
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:19,600
in her twenties. She doesn't have to be married now.

1601
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:22,479
She still wants to be young. She just shouldn't settle

1602
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:24,239
him with this sort.

1603
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,680
Speaker 1: Of big I mean, this hole. When she said in

1604
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,279
the car like she didn't even want him to do

1605
01:25:28,319 --> 01:25:31,239
the K one process and come, I mean like, yeah,

1606
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,560
does she just want to be engaged long distance? Like

1607
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:35,000
I don't understand what she wanted?

1608
01:25:35,199 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants her cake and eat it too, like

1609
01:25:39,199 --> 01:25:41,239
she wants a fiance, but she also wants to be

1610
01:25:41,279 --> 01:25:42,640
able to party and make.

1611
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 1: It out totally.

1612
01:25:44,119 --> 01:25:47,279
Speaker 2: So she shows him her text with Ryan in the

1613
01:25:47,319 --> 01:25:49,560
car and she's like, yeah, he said he's coming. He

1614
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:52,720
said no tequila shots, but we'll still have fun without them.

1615
01:25:53,119 --> 01:25:55,920
And then we texted about going for a run this

1616
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,319
weekend while he's in town.

1617
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:01,199
Speaker 1: No, like, why, Josh says.

1618
01:26:02,159 --> 01:26:05,279
Speaker 2: So polite because they're in an uber. Josh is like,

1619
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,239
but also he's always this polite. Can I just ask,

1620
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,640
why do you want to be friends with him given

1621
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,840
the amount of drama around the situation?

1622
01:26:17,399 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: Yes, good question.

1623
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,680
Speaker 2: You already knew it was a mistake to invite him

1624
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:23,079
to the party, and now you're planning a run with.

1625
01:26:23,119 --> 01:26:26,119
Speaker 1: Him, knowing that I have told him never to come

1626
01:26:26,159 --> 01:26:27,399
within five feet of you again.

1627
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:31,760
Speaker 2: Yes, right. So she's like, well, he's fun and he's

1628
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:34,199
a good friend. And he'd answer if I was crying

1629
01:26:34,199 --> 01:26:37,000
in the middle of the night, well, that's great, but

1630
01:26:37,079 --> 01:26:40,880
you have a fiance now we could do that. So

1631
01:26:41,479 --> 01:26:44,520
Josh says, in my mind, our relationship should be the

1632
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:48,239
most important thing, and if something is threatening it, it

1633
01:26:48,279 --> 01:26:53,760
has to be removed and cut it out and cut

1634
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:57,039
out him out of our lives. And she's like, well, no,

1635
01:26:57,279 --> 01:27:01,680
I still want to be friends with him, know, And

1636
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:02,840
I okay.

1637
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:06,600
Speaker 1: I feel like because you think she's she's thinking because

1638
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,920
Ryan thinks she's pretty and cute and funny, and she's

1639
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:12,880
getting that funny she's getting that validation, validation, yes, thank you.

1640
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,600
Speaker 2: And I think in her mind she thinks she's already

1641
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:20,479
sacrificed and compromised a lot for Josh because she's been

1642
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:25,359
driving him around for four days and she got an

1643
01:27:25,399 --> 01:27:29,319
apartment instead of living in her car or crashing on

1644
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,199
a man's sofa.

1645
01:27:31,199 --> 01:27:34,560
Speaker 1: And she got him a chair. What does he want?

1646
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:35,800
Speaker 2: She let him have a chair.

1647
01:27:36,159 --> 01:27:37,640
Speaker 1: Get a chair now? Geez.

1648
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 2: So Josh says, how would you feel if I was

1649
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:45,439
friends with other women? And she's like, I'd be jealous

1650
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:47,760
and I'd be like, why are you friends with them?

1651
01:27:48,279 --> 01:27:50,600
But I don't want to sound like a hypocrite, because

1652
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:54,880
we're not in that situation. And he says, even to

1653
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:56,760
say that it sounds dumb.

1654
01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:01,840
Speaker 1: And like, over, that's not nice, but that is correct. Yeah,

1655
01:28:02,159 --> 01:28:02,479
that is.

1656
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,399
Speaker 2: She's called you stupid many times. I'm fine with it.

1657
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:08,279
She said that you wanting a couch is stupid.

1658
01:28:08,439 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 1: It's stupid.

1659
01:28:11,199 --> 01:28:15,039
Speaker 2: She's very blunt, so I like that he's now being blunt. Also,

1660
01:28:15,119 --> 01:28:17,399
I don't want to be a hypocrite, but I'm not

1661
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:20,279
because we're not in that situation, because you're not friends

1662
01:28:20,319 --> 01:28:23,439
with girls. So I'm not a hypocrite by saying that

1663
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:25,760
I wouldn't watch it. That doesn't make any sense.

1664
01:28:26,079 --> 01:28:28,520
Speaker 1: Like something right, something right.

1665
01:28:29,039 --> 01:28:32,439
Speaker 2: So she jokes, let's have a competition at the bar.

1666
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:35,560
Whoever makes out with the most people wins. He's like,

1667
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:38,960
do you want me to leave? And I'm like, maybe

1668
01:28:39,039 --> 01:28:43,159
she does, Maybe she does, Maybe she does yep. And

1669
01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:46,079
at the bar, she's like super stressed. She's like, my

1670
01:28:46,159 --> 01:28:49,479
OCD is coming. I'm really nervous. Oh my god. And

1671
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:53,039
our last communication Josh texted Ryan, I don't know what

1672
01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:55,760
you're doing. You're in the wrong. I don't have space

1673
01:28:55,800 --> 01:29:01,279
for you in my life. Cheerio and he So she's

1674
01:29:01,399 --> 01:29:03,760
very nervous. One of her friends has a baby at

1675
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:06,439
the bar in a little jar.

1676
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:08,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is that normal?

1677
01:29:09,039 --> 01:29:09,920
Speaker 2: Do people do that.

1678
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:14,319
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Yeah? If you have a brandy baby, and literally

1679
01:29:14,319 --> 01:29:15,560
you could just be like we're going to go for

1680
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,600
an hour to this bird party and then head home.

1681
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:18,840
Yeah it's fine.

1682
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:22,119
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I think it's all right. Way like smoking

1683
01:29:22,279 --> 01:29:25,920
or yeah alloud music or anything like that. I think

1684
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,119
it's yeah, that's true, Okay. So I just don't know

1685
01:29:29,159 --> 01:29:34,319
the rules. So then Ryan arrives with a present for her.

1686
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:38,800
I don't think even Josh got her present. So he

1687
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,960
gives her a present, and he's like Katie. Also in

1688
01:29:42,039 --> 01:29:48,119
some of the photos of Ryan, yeah, did you did

1689
01:29:48,159 --> 01:29:50,199
you see? I saw one photos?

1690
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:52,039
Speaker 1: But what what did he have?

1691
01:29:54,279 --> 01:29:59,159
Speaker 2: Half of a tooth missing in one of the photos?

1692
01:29:59,239 --> 01:30:00,560
Speaker 1: How did I miss? I see?

1693
01:30:01,399 --> 01:30:04,479
Speaker 2: But then it's fixed in the other photos and in

1694
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:06,279
the present he has gotten it fixed.

1695
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,039
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, so probably they got drunk in Germany and

1696
01:30:09,079 --> 01:30:10,840
he knocked his tooth out when he was making out

1697
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:11,560
with her or something.

1698
01:30:12,119 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 2: That's exactly, honestly, exactly what I thought too. Yeah, so

1699
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:19,920
no joke, that is exactly. I bet that happens a lot.

1700
01:30:20,079 --> 01:30:22,680
I bet she has friends that are missing limbs because

1701
01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:29,000
of wild party nights with her. So, uh, Ryan has

1702
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,239
a present. He says, Katie is my whirlwind friend. She

1703
01:30:32,359 --> 01:30:36,680
maybe lose this tooth. She creates the most crazy situations.

1704
01:30:37,159 --> 01:30:41,640
Katie and I did get drunk in Octoberfest and Josh

1705
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:45,880
was there and we did things that were inappropriate right

1706
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:52,279
in front of him. And then a friend asked, Josh asked, Katie,

1707
01:30:52,399 --> 01:30:55,680
has Josh calmed you down at all? And she's like, yeah,

1708
01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:58,640
well but everything. Every time I think I've calmed down,

1709
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,239
I feel like I'm actually going crazy. And Ryan says,

1710
01:31:02,479 --> 01:31:06,079
isn't that what's great about her though? Yeah, which is

1711
01:31:06,119 --> 01:31:09,479
the validation that she needs. Also, so you don't live

1712
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:13,239
with this chaos like Josh does. You just deal with

1713
01:31:13,319 --> 01:31:17,319
it at parties sometimes and then it's gone. Right, you

1714
01:31:17,319 --> 01:31:18,920
can get your life back together.

1715
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 1: Right, You don't have to live with her, right, Yeah.

1716
01:31:21,119 --> 01:31:27,399
Speaker 2: Also, she is unwell, so don't encourage mental unwellness because

1717
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:28,239
it's fun for you.

1718
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,680
Speaker 1: Yeah right. Yeah, she's my chaotic friend that's so fun

1719
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:33,520
to go to a board with. But then I don't

1720
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:35,319
see her for three months. I don't know what happens

1721
01:31:35,319 --> 01:31:36,520
in those three months, you know.

1722
01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:40,319
Speaker 2: Right, instead of being like, maybe she needs medication and

1723
01:31:40,399 --> 01:31:42,840
I just won't have as much fun, but she will

1724
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:47,680
be healthy, so that's good. Yeah. So Ryan's like, that's

1725
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,119
so great. She's so crazy and fun. And her friend

1726
01:31:50,119 --> 01:31:52,600
says are you ready to settle down, Katie? And she says,

1727
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:56,560
I mean, I still crave the partied life, and we

1728
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:59,359
keep cutting between her and Josh, and Josh is telling

1729
01:31:59,399 --> 01:32:01,800
a friend Katie has a good heart, but she's so

1730
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:05,960
unpredictable and but like he's trusting her, and she's like,

1731
01:32:06,119 --> 01:32:07,760
I just missed the party lifestyle.

1732
01:32:08,359 --> 01:32:11,600
Speaker 1: So it's just all those friends are trying to be like,

1733
01:32:12,039 --> 01:32:14,560
I'm trying to give you more scorch. My eyes run.

1734
01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:18,800
Speaker 2: Yes, literally, I'm gonna pass you a note. I'm going

1735
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:21,039
to hide a note for you in the bathroom under

1736
01:32:21,079 --> 01:32:25,359
black light on the wall, like this get out. This

1737
01:32:25,399 --> 01:32:29,159
is my number. We have an underground railroad that we

1738
01:32:29,239 --> 01:32:31,399
can get you to escape, and we've done it with

1739
01:32:31,439 --> 01:32:35,520
many of Katie's boyfriends before, so we're gonna smuggle you

1740
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:41,479
back to England. So she pulls Ryan and Josh aside

1741
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:43,880
so they can all go outside and talk, and Josh

1742
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:47,479
just says to Ryan, so like, why are you here?

1743
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:53,119
And Ryan says it sounded fun and to be fun

1744
01:32:53,159 --> 01:32:56,520
because she's fun and crazy and wild, and Katie says

1745
01:32:58,560 --> 01:33:02,520
he no, He goes, this is so bizarre. He goes, well,

1746
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:05,840
Katie and I have had a lot of conversations recently

1747
01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:11,039
about what she wants from her life. So why why

1748
01:33:11,079 --> 01:33:15,279
have they been talking so much? Rightsh hates it about

1749
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,479
serious topics like what she wants in her life. And

1750
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:21,520
it sounds like he's about to say, like, Katie and

1751
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:24,319
I have decided that this relationship is not what's best

1752
01:33:24,319 --> 01:33:27,119
for her and it's stopping her from being her true self.

1753
01:33:27,319 --> 01:33:29,159
But she didn't have the courage to break up with you,

1754
01:33:29,279 --> 01:33:31,239
so she needs me as backup like that.

1755
01:33:32,159 --> 01:33:33,640
Speaker 1: But that's not what's going to happen because it's a

1756
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:34,439
match heart fake out.

1757
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so, he says, she we've discussed what she

1758
01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:42,840
wants from her life. There's a reason this keeps happening, Right, Katie,

1759
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:46,119
do you do you know more about what you want

1760
01:33:46,159 --> 01:33:49,239
from your life? And she looks at Josh and says

1761
01:33:49,359 --> 01:33:54,680
I think so, and Josh says, well, we're getting married, right.

1762
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:59,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that because he said on the text,

1763
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:02,119
we're not gonna have tequila shots and we'll have fun

1764
01:34:02,159 --> 01:34:05,119
without them. That he's gonna say. Katie's been talking about

1765
01:34:05,079 --> 01:34:07,000
how she really wants to cut back on her drinking

1766
01:34:07,359 --> 01:34:11,119
because it makes everything worse. That's what I think that's

1767
01:34:11,159 --> 01:34:13,600
what should happen, but I don't know.

1768
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:17,920
Speaker 2: From next week's next week on, it looks like she

1769
01:34:18,039 --> 01:34:19,479
still gets wasted at this party.

1770
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:23,000
Speaker 1: She's, oh, she's so wasted. She wants to not get wasted,

1771
01:34:23,039 --> 01:34:27,560
but she's still gonna waste. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So next

1772
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:32,319
time on, Mallory and Rashka shot for a bidet and

1773
01:34:32,359 --> 01:34:34,680
they're looking at all the features and he says he's

1774
01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:38,119
like aroused because the day is so exciting for him,

1775
01:34:38,319 --> 01:34:41,760
and it's eight hundred dollars and she goes, that's a lot,

1776
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:44,640
eight hundred dollars, And he goes, what am I gonna

1777
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,439
do here? Like I don't have any money, I don't

1778
01:34:46,479 --> 01:34:50,359
have a car, Like what can I do? So he's frustrated.

1779
01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:54,760
Paula is selling two guys. I don't know who these

1780
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:58,800
guys are. It's not explained. So she's telling these two guys.

1781
01:34:59,039 --> 01:35:01,199
She hates that there is no couch there, and she

1782
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,760
was like, I can't even live here. I feel like

1783
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:07,640
a refugee as I don't have my things. Marissa tells

1784
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,079
Edward they're driving in the car and.

1785
01:35:09,239 --> 01:35:14,119
Speaker 2: I like, that's a little far fallen. You are sitting

1786
01:35:14,159 --> 01:35:15,199
on carpet.

1787
01:35:16,039 --> 01:35:20,039
Speaker 1: And there's a bed. There is a bed. Yeah. Marissa

1788
01:35:20,079 --> 01:35:22,680
in the car tells to Edward, I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed,

1789
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:25,000
and I don't know how I can do my job

1790
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,520
and take care of everybody. I just don't know how

1791
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:29,800
I can take on taking care of one more person.

1792
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:32,600
And he says, if you think like that, it's not

1793
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:35,039
going to work, which is what I think she's also

1794
01:35:35,159 --> 01:35:39,600
hoping for. Yeah, Annabelle is standing there. Now there's a

1795
01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:43,640
lake in the background where Annabel's talking. Uh. Oh, they've

1796
01:35:43,640 --> 01:35:46,159
gone to the lake. They've gone to the lake.

1797
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:49,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's finally lake life. We're gonna see

1798
01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:52,800
lake life. What happens lake life?

1799
01:35:53,159 --> 01:35:57,079
Speaker 1: So, annabel says, Shaye told me he was with some

1800
01:35:57,199 --> 01:36:00,199
old friends, but I didn't know ni Cole would be there.

1801
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:04,920
And then we see Alison, his daughter, telling Annabella he's

1802
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:06,880
been hanging out with Nicole the whole time you guys

1803
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:09,239
have been together. And by the way, in the middle

1804
01:36:09,239 --> 01:36:11,239
of that somewhere he married her and divorced her and

1805
01:36:11,319 --> 01:36:11,880
had a kid.

1806
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,039
Speaker 2: Jesus, I'm still very confused about the Nicole situation, but

1807
01:36:17,119 --> 01:36:19,680
I do know that Alison has been waiting for this

1808
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,560
moment she's delighted.

1809
01:36:22,239 --> 01:36:25,039
Speaker 1: Delighted and talking to it. Annabel says, I can't marry

1810
01:36:25,079 --> 01:36:27,920
this man, which I'm sure is a fake out. And

1811
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:31,359
then we see Katie. She is drunk and hanging on

1812
01:36:31,359 --> 01:36:34,239
that Guy's name is Ryan, right, it's Ryan. Yep, she's

1813
01:36:34,439 --> 01:36:37,960
hanging on no tooth, Ryan, no tooth. She's hanging on him,

1814
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:40,199
going I just want to kiss you. I want to

1815
01:36:40,239 --> 01:36:43,640
kiss you. And we see Josh looking over and he says,

1816
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:46,079
I thought we were over this. This is bullshit, Like

1817
01:36:46,159 --> 01:36:49,279
I can't do this with her, Like, God, how much

1818
01:36:49,319 --> 01:36:50,640
does it cost to get back to England?

1819
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:56,520
Speaker 2: Seriously, how could she possibly save herself after this night?

1820
01:36:56,840 --> 01:37:00,800
That he is still in America. They've discussed this so many.

1821
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,640
Speaker 1: So many times. We do see it. We've seen a

1822
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:05,640
scene where she asked him for an open relationship and

1823
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:06,279
he's like, no.

1824
01:37:06,319 --> 01:37:08,279
Speaker 2: Y's forgot about that.

1825
01:37:08,479 --> 01:37:12,560
Speaker 1: Get out of your beach. Okay, let's do a quick

1826
01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:16,439
Kimberly's Corner and chat about I do want to get

1827
01:37:16,439 --> 01:37:19,920
you some intro music to Kimberly's Corner, but I didn't.

1828
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,399
I don't have it yet, but I'm going to get

1829
01:37:21,399 --> 01:37:24,960
some intro music. We're going to talk about quickly. We're

1830
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:28,319
going to talk about ninety day Diaries. And I just

1831
01:37:28,319 --> 01:37:30,840
said quickly because it's already an hour and a half episode.

1832
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:34,560
Speaker 2: I know she wants me to wrap this up. So

1833
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:37,880
but I'll just talk about the first episode because we

1834
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:41,359
missed an episode last week, so maybe I'll just talk

1835
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:44,640
I'll just talk quickly about high points.

1836
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:45,560
Speaker 1: High points.

1837
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:49,640
Speaker 2: So John and Megan, that's the real story here, even

1838
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,680
though this all seems to fake. But John is a

1839
01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:56,199
delivery driver, and John he got it. He's like a

1840
01:37:56,239 --> 01:37:59,000
delivery driver, but he's wearing real clothes, so I don't

1841
01:37:59,039 --> 01:38:02,920
really understand, like not wearing a uniform. And he delivers

1842
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:06,399
an Amazon package to someone's door, but oh exciting in

1843
01:38:06,479 --> 01:38:09,960
regular clothes. So he got a dog, Lincoln, who likes

1844
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,279
to pee and poop everywhere, and he bought him on

1845
01:38:12,319 --> 01:38:15,479
the streets. He's John's emotional support buddy. Megan is trying

1846
01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:19,000
to get everything ready for the baby, and he bought

1847
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:22,439
her the wrong kind of pickles. She's having cravings. He said,

1848
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:24,359
we went through this hard time where I didn't know

1849
01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:28,239
if this was gonna work. And then we see that

1850
01:38:28,319 --> 01:38:31,800
scene where she throws he throws the ring out the

1851
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:34,439
window from last season and it seemed kind of fake

1852
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:38,000
and he's like, you think, fine, I'm done with you.

1853
01:38:38,079 --> 01:38:41,600
Sparkles throws the ring out the window and then they're

1854
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,520
like broken up. But then she announces she's pregnant and

1855
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:48,520
we got back together, and so he's implying she trapped

1856
01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:57,920
him essentially that with this baby. So he uh. Also,

1857
01:38:58,159 --> 01:39:00,840
then she films herself when she gets the news that

1858
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:03,800
she's pregnant, and she's like, I'm a little sad but

1859
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:06,439
also happy. And I was like, why would you film this?

1860
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:09,159
Your kid might see that someday. Yeah, you were kind

1861
01:39:09,159 --> 01:39:14,640
of sad. So John meets with his friend and he's

1862
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,800
hoping the friend will get him excited about the baby

1863
01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:20,039
because he's not excited. And he says, when she told

1864
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:24,039
me she was pregnant, it was shock and trauma, okay,

1865
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:29,760
And he tells Carlos Carlos is the friend. He's like,

1866
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:33,319
I'm thinking the kid isn't mine. Bro, I don't know.

1867
01:39:33,399 --> 01:39:36,319
I've never gotten a woman pregnant before, and I've slept

1868
01:39:36,319 --> 01:39:40,760
with so many women, bro. And I am on testosterone

1869
01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:43,359
for low energy, and a side effect is dropping your

1870
01:39:43,359 --> 01:39:46,880
sperm count. And we were barely having sex at the time,

1871
01:39:47,239 --> 01:39:50,880
so I don't see how this baby is mine. Now,

1872
01:39:51,399 --> 01:39:55,079
if you're thinking, Carlos would say, bro, don't be an idiot.

1873
01:39:56,039 --> 01:39:57,880
Why would she want you to be the father of

1874
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:05,640
this baby? You? Carlos, who has been red pilled, says,

1875
01:40:06,119 --> 01:40:09,399
you know, I heard this statistic that twenty five percent

1876
01:40:09,439 --> 01:40:12,520
of fathers out there are raising kids that aren't theirs.

1877
01:40:14,359 --> 01:40:17,159
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, Carlos, Okay.

1878
01:40:17,039 --> 01:40:21,840
Speaker 2: Twenty five percent. Where are you getting that information? I

1879
01:40:22,039 --> 01:40:28,840
googled it. It's actually one to five percent, and the

1880
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:32,840
twenty five percent number came from clinics where men were

1881
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:36,920
getting tested because they had doubts about the fraternity. So

1882
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:41,039
they already had doubts, so they were getting tested. Twenty

1883
01:40:41,079 --> 01:40:43,800
five percent of those came back they were not the father.

1884
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:48,800
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, all right, all right, Carlos, go go join

1885
01:40:49,479 --> 01:40:52,920
Jovon and Is Andrew Tait Podcash. Yeah.

1886
01:40:53,439 --> 01:40:55,840
Speaker 2: So John wants to get tested, but he knows Megan

1887
01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:58,600
won't like it, and she he goes. But if she

1888
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:01,600
doesn't want to do the test, it means she's hiding something,

1889
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:05,880
or it means that she's offended. Because you're right, you're

1890
01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:08,439
calling her a horror yeah, and you're calling her a horror.

1891
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:11,920
So Megan, who has duck lips and has always looks

1892
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:14,880
stoned because of those lashes, she's.

1893
01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:17,199
Speaker 1: Always got like shit just smeared under her eyes.

1894
01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:20,560
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, it's like a Viva who said

1895
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:25,960
she just always like yeah, she says. So he says,

1896
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,399
I want to get tested, and she says, you're calling

1897
01:41:28,399 --> 01:41:30,800
me a hoe and you're fighting an excuse to not

1898
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:34,680
be a father, and he she's like it, you are

1899
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:37,840
the father, and he says, I hope I am. But

1900
01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:40,680
every day, twenty five percent of men are paying for

1901
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:44,479
a kid that's not mine, that's not theirs. And she goes,

1902
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:48,279
where are you getting these statistics and he's like Carlos.

1903
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:50,920
Speaker 1: Uh. She's like, you're not allowed to hang out with

1904
01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:51,720
Carlos anymore.

1905
01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:56,720
Speaker 2: He sucks Carlos's banned. So she's like, fine, we'll do

1906
01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:59,479
the test, but you know, I hope you aren't trying

1907
01:41:59,479 --> 01:42:01,600
to find a way out of the responsibility of being

1908
01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:05,039
a parent like you always do. So then in the morning,

1909
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:10,159
Meghan wakes up says, I think my water broke, and

1910
01:42:10,279 --> 01:42:13,439
John says, I think you'd know if your water broke,

1911
01:42:14,399 --> 01:42:20,720
and he goes back to sleep. When he wakes up.

1912
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:24,520
He's filming himself, and he says, I guess Meghan went

1913
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:27,199
to the hospital without me, because I guess she went

1914
01:42:27,239 --> 01:42:30,279
into labor. I thought we had a few more hours,

1915
01:42:30,279 --> 01:42:31,520
so I went back to sleep.

1916
01:42:33,319 --> 01:42:36,119
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, John, this.

1917
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:39,119
Speaker 2: Is why Meghan isn't lying about you being the father,

1918
01:42:39,439 --> 01:42:42,600
because no one would willingly want you to be the

1919
01:42:42,600 --> 01:42:45,439
father of their child. A man she can't even trust

1920
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:47,600
to drive her to the hospital. If she had slept

1921
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:51,199
with someone else, anyone else, a homeless man, she would

1922
01:42:51,239 --> 01:42:54,840
have chosen them to be the father of her child.

1923
01:42:55,560 --> 01:42:59,720
She's not picking you, so if there were any other

1924
01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:03,720
oper to be the father. So at the hospital, she's

1925
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:06,159
she thinks you can tell she's on pain meds because

1926
01:43:06,159 --> 01:43:08,239
she thinks it's funny that John went back to sleep.

1927
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:11,840
And she's like, he never takes anything seriously. You can't

1928
01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:14,199
take it personally. You just have to laugh about it.

1929
01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:17,800
And he says, I can't wait to see that sparkle

1930
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:21,960
in that. He said, spockle in the little in the

1931
01:43:22,039 --> 01:43:26,239
little baby's eyes. And Megan says, as you're going to

1932
01:43:26,279 --> 01:43:30,000
be swapping her mouth, and he goes, well, I want

1933
01:43:30,039 --> 01:43:32,279
credit for telling you about the test, and not just

1934
01:43:32,359 --> 01:43:35,199
doing it in secret. I could have just done it

1935
01:43:35,279 --> 01:43:41,840
like surreptitiously. So then she's laughing because she found the

1936
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:45,479
test at their house that he had ordered a week before.

1937
01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:50,039
He ordered a maternity test by accident.

1938
01:43:51,359 --> 01:43:53,119
Speaker 1: So it's just going to prove that the baby that

1939
01:43:53,159 --> 01:43:54,960
comes out of her vagina is her baby.

1940
01:43:55,199 --> 01:43:58,079
Speaker 2: It's her baby. So she he had to reorder the

1941
01:43:58,159 --> 01:44:00,800
right one again. This is why she went not willingly

1942
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:06,079
choose you to a father. Yeah, so then she asked

1943
01:44:06,079 --> 01:44:08,239
for an epidural, so I guess she wasn't on drugs.

1944
01:44:08,279 --> 01:44:10,319
She just thinks he's funny. She gives birth to a

1945
01:44:10,359 --> 01:44:13,399
baby girl, Rowan. She says he kept her laughing through

1946
01:44:13,640 --> 01:44:17,079
the ten hours of labor, and he did fall asleep

1947
01:44:17,119 --> 01:44:20,840
at one point, and he says, I didn't want to

1948
01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:25,000
look too early. I'm not interested in national geographic It's

1949
01:44:25,039 --> 01:44:27,239
not a place for a man. It's a place for

1950
01:44:27,279 --> 01:44:29,760
a man to put his willy, not watch a baby

1951
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,399
come out.

1952
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:34,439
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is why you've not been a father

1953
01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:35,279
up to this point.

1954
01:44:35,319 --> 01:44:38,560
Speaker 2: But okay, exactly So the next day the paternity test

1955
01:44:38,680 --> 01:44:41,159
arrives and he says he never wanted to be a father,

1956
01:44:41,239 --> 01:44:44,359
but watching Rowan smile. It would make him heartbroken if

1957
01:44:44,399 --> 01:44:47,680
she wasn't him and he they do the test at

1958
01:44:47,720 --> 01:44:50,359
the hospital and Megan is just going along with it.

1959
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:53,960
So that's love or it's totally fake for the show.

1960
01:44:55,119 --> 01:44:56,640
Speaker 1: I think the latter. Yeah.

1961
01:44:56,720 --> 01:45:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then Natalie we she was just she enters

1962
01:45:02,039 --> 01:45:07,159
a beauty pageant for like Miss International something, and she's

1963
01:45:07,199 --> 01:45:13,319
hoping she's gonna get discovered by like Chanelle or Gucci, oh,

1964
01:45:13,359 --> 01:45:18,279
become a model. She looks like a busty Elsa in

1965
01:45:18,359 --> 01:45:24,439
her outfit and everyone's faces blurred besides hers, the judges,

1966
01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:29,199
everyone because they've gotten no one's approval, and she's wearing

1967
01:45:29,239 --> 01:45:34,359
an evening gown with sandals, sandals, and she wins. She

1968
01:45:34,439 --> 01:45:38,399
wins this beauty pageant that is at a restaurant on

1969
01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:46,439
their outdoor patio. So it was She's a lot to

1970
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:52,960
deal with. So then Evelyn and Corey they're still fighting.

1971
01:45:53,479 --> 01:45:55,920
He tries to show her how beautiful snow is and

1972
01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:58,119
it's fun for like five seconds, and then she's like,

1973
01:45:58,399 --> 01:46:00,600
I still want to move back to Ecuador because this

1974
01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:06,159
sucks and we need a divorce. So then, okay, this

1975
01:46:06,319 --> 01:46:09,119
past episode that was on last night, Jovi and Yara.

1976
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:13,319
Oh boy. So she says, I'm thirty years old. My

1977
01:46:13,399 --> 01:46:15,399
name is Yara, and he goes, you're thirty one, and

1978
01:46:15,439 --> 01:46:20,600
she says, after thirty, I'm always gonna be thirty. I

1979
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:25,600
love Yara. So Yara wanted him to stay home more,

1980
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:29,239
so he resigned from his job at the oil rig

1981
01:46:29,359 --> 01:46:33,439
or whatever, and he's staying home. He's gonna eventually start

1982
01:46:33,479 --> 01:46:35,640
looking for work in Miami, but right now he is

1983
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:38,640
being a stay at home dad, but mostly he watches

1984
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:41,560
TV and goes out drinking beer with his friends and

1985
01:46:42,039 --> 01:46:44,800
not doing any of the erin's or household chores that

1986
01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:47,439
she has asked him to do while she's working. Shocker

1987
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:51,159
on her yeah, and he goes, I deserve a break.

1988
01:46:51,199 --> 01:46:53,159
I've worked really hard, and she's like, I'd love to

1989
01:46:53,199 --> 01:46:55,920
relax at the beach. But we're adults. We have responsibilities.

1990
01:46:56,199 --> 01:46:58,920
You go out with your friends until three am. So

1991
01:46:59,399 --> 01:47:01,680
two hours later, he's fed up with her nagging, so

1992
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:03,079
he goes to a bar in the middle of the

1993
01:47:03,159 --> 01:47:08,000
day to meet with Georgie all Right, and he's bitching

1994
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,800
about how Yara is never happy and Georgie's like, she

1995
01:47:10,880 --> 01:47:12,760
just wants to spend time with you, and he's like, well,

1996
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:14,399
I invite her to come out with me, but she

1997
01:47:14,479 --> 01:47:17,279
doesn't want to, and so she tells me what to

1998
01:47:17,319 --> 01:47:19,600
do all the time. She bosses me around. In my

1999
01:47:19,640 --> 01:47:23,439
own home. We sleep in separate rooms sometimes, so it's

2000
01:47:23,479 --> 01:47:27,279
not working. And Georgie says, that's how the universe works.

2001
01:47:27,439 --> 01:47:31,359
The women are in charge, that's what happens. And he's like,

2002
01:47:32,319 --> 01:47:34,800
Jovie's like, do you always want to do what Darcy says?

2003
01:47:35,079 --> 01:47:37,680
And Georgie's like, that's what you have to do. That's

2004
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:38,720
what the universe says.

2005
01:47:39,680 --> 01:47:44,600
Speaker 1: Georgie tell you. She says, come on, come on, we've

2006
01:47:44,680 --> 01:47:45,880
seen your seasons. Yes.

2007
01:47:46,159 --> 01:47:49,199
Speaker 2: So Jovie says he's not ready for divorce, but he

2008
01:47:49,319 --> 01:47:51,760
is not happy and the constant fighting is not good

2009
01:47:51,760 --> 01:47:54,520
for Mila and maybe they need time apart. So he

2010
01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:57,840
goes home from the bar full of confidence. He walks

2011
01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:00,199
into the apartment and she goes, take your shoes off.

2012
01:48:00,279 --> 01:48:02,560
Your shoes are dirty, and he says, it's my house.

2013
01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:06,319
I'll do what I want. Oh, and she's like, take

2014
01:48:06,319 --> 01:48:08,960
your shoes off, and he's like he kicks them into

2015
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:13,359
the corner and he's like better, and she goes, listen, Jovie,

2016
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:16,079
we all deserve time to relax, but you can't run

2017
01:48:16,119 --> 01:48:19,439
from responsibilities. You drink every day. You smell like alcohol

2018
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:22,039
right now. And he's like, you have a problem with that,

2019
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:26,239
and she's like, yes, I do. And she then she's like,

2020
01:48:26,319 --> 01:48:28,039
you know what, fine, if it makes you happy to

2021
01:48:28,079 --> 01:48:30,720
be unhealthy and get drunk all the time, I don't

2022
01:48:30,720 --> 01:48:33,079
care anymore. Do what you want. And he's like, you

2023
01:48:33,199 --> 01:48:35,560
wanted me to quit my job and come home more.

2024
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:38,399
And she's like, not this version of you. This is

2025
01:48:38,439 --> 01:48:40,560
not what I asked for. I asked for like a

2026
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:43,720
present father. And he goes, I'm a prisoner in my

2027
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:47,960
own home, being attacked constantly. I'm leaving. So he packs

2028
01:48:48,039 --> 01:48:50,520
up a bag and says, I'm going to a hotel.

2029
01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:53,680
And she goes, who does this? This is why we

2030
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:56,960
have a problem, because you're not mentally developed.

2031
01:48:59,319 --> 01:49:02,399
Speaker 1: And the mother nature does not bless you, and the leather.

2032
01:49:02,279 --> 01:49:05,079
Speaker 2: Nagen is a bless you. She goes, we grew up together.

2033
01:49:05,279 --> 01:49:08,079
But it's like I grew up and you didn't. And

2034
01:49:08,319 --> 01:49:12,359
he's like fine, and he leaves and she's by herself

2035
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:13,680
peeling an orange.

2036
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:16,640
Speaker 1: So we're to believe that diaries, they set up a

2037
01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:22,000
tripod and recorded this interaction. This divorce, right, don't. I

2038
01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:24,359
don't believe a word of this. It's all set up

2039
01:49:24,359 --> 01:49:26,159
for them to be on whatever it is, the thing

2040
01:49:26,199 --> 01:49:27,279
that they're filming right now.

2041
01:49:27,760 --> 01:49:30,560
Speaker 2: But I do believe right now, I totally think they

2042
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,640
might be separated, because.

2043
01:49:32,319 --> 01:49:34,399
Speaker 1: I hope they are. I hope she gets rid of him.

2044
01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:35,279
I hate him.

2045
01:49:35,720 --> 01:49:37,800
Speaker 2: I am so sick of him. That video of him

2046
01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:42,039
being rude to the waitress at the restaurant, yeah wasted, like.

2047
01:49:42,319 --> 01:49:45,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, never forget. And then he doubled down on

2048
01:49:45,359 --> 01:49:46,000
it the next day.

2049
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's the girls? When can mama? When step in? Please?

2050
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:56,000
So John and Megan, they're waiting for the DNA results.

2051
01:49:56,159 --> 01:49:58,560
He says he loves Rowan so much that he would

2052
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:01,000
raise her as his own. And it's only been a

2053
01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:03,640
couple weeks, but he's like, I would still raise her

2054
01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:04,680
even if she's that.

2055
01:50:04,840 --> 01:50:07,199
Speaker 1: That's how that twenty percent gets you. You let your

2056
01:50:07,199 --> 01:50:10,800
guard down.

2057
01:50:11,319 --> 01:50:14,880
Speaker 2: So he says he gets it, and it says he's

2058
01:50:14,920 --> 01:50:18,039
the father, it's ninety nine point nine nine percent. And

2059
01:50:18,359 --> 01:50:21,479
she's she's like, you know, yeah, I'm a nice Catholic

2060
01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:23,760
girl and you treated me like a dime store hooker.

2061
01:50:24,079 --> 01:50:27,840
I need an apology, John, And so he apologizes, and

2062
01:50:27,880 --> 01:50:30,800
he goes, now that she's mine, marriage is back on

2063
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:34,920
the table, and Megan goes, I don't think so. I'm

2064
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:37,359
over marriage. Like I let's see how you do as

2065
01:50:37,359 --> 01:50:40,479
a dad. But you know, I don't think so. And

2066
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:43,760
John goes, Okay, see all the fellas out there. If

2067
01:50:43,760 --> 01:50:46,479
you want to get this result, buy my tapes for

2068
01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:49,159
nineteen ninety nine John's way of getting out of.

2069
01:50:49,119 --> 01:50:56,159
Speaker 1: Marriage ninety ninety nine. Request piss her off.

2070
01:50:56,560 --> 01:51:01,199
Speaker 2: Piss her off, so she doesn't want to marry you, okayya?

2071
01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:08,399
Oh remember yeah Sinjin? Yeah, she looks great. She rewrites

2072
01:51:08,439 --> 01:51:11,720
the whole history with Sinjin, how basically they got divorced

2073
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:15,439
because she wanted children and he didn't. And it wasn't

2074
01:51:15,479 --> 01:51:18,680
at all that you said you weren't his soulmate. He

2075
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:21,279
wasn't your soulmate and your ex was your soulmate.

2076
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:21,880
Speaker 1: Right.

2077
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Speaker 2: So she has dated a couple women recently, and she

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considers herself by but she is now over the vagina

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01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:33,840
because she wants to be a mom, so that's where

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she's focused on. So she is meeting her gay friend

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01:51:36,920 --> 01:51:40,760
Curtis to ask him to be her sperm donor. And

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if you think that seems all over the place, that's

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how she is. So she's thirty five. She wanted a

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01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:49,880
baby by thirty, so she is on a time crunch,

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01:51:50,119 --> 01:51:52,920
and she doesn't want a sperm bank because they are anonymous,

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01:51:52,960 --> 01:51:56,680
and she really wants to know her baby's father, so

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she asked Curtis. He can't stop lacking. He and then

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01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:04,640
she's like kissing up to him and he's giggling. He's like,

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oh my god, I've never said what, Oh my god.

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And he's cute, he seems fun, and she kisses up

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01:52:11,239 --> 01:52:13,199
to him. She's like, you're just so handsome, You've such

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01:52:13,279 --> 01:52:17,239
great jeans, and you're such a good person, and like

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01:52:17,319 --> 01:52:20,319
hoping he'll say yes, but he says no. He says

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he's not in a place to have kids, and she

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01:52:22,960 --> 01:52:26,319
starts crying and she tells He tells her, you just

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01:52:26,359 --> 01:52:28,960
need to focus on finding love, and I think you're

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01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:31,960
gonna have a baby with that person. And so she

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01:52:32,119 --> 01:52:35,279
decides to shift her priorities and she's going to a

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01:52:35,359 --> 01:52:38,359
queer event where women will be trying to win a

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01:52:38,439 --> 01:52:42,600
date with her. Is she concusedout where babies come from?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well, I mean maybe maybe she just

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like at her core, really wants to only date women

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01:52:49,960 --> 01:52:52,319
and she's only trying to find a dude so she

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01:52:52,319 --> 01:52:54,319
can have a baby. But I mean she can adopt

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01:52:54,319 --> 01:52:56,399
a baby, or there's other ways to have a bit. Whatever,

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01:52:56,479 --> 01:52:58,079
go ahead, I don't need it. I don't need to

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01:52:58,119 --> 01:53:00,000
interrupt this stupid storyline. Go ahea.

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Speaker 2: It's like a game show. They do it like Love Connection,

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01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:08,479
where Tanya sits on a chair and she's like blindfolded,

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01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:11,319
and then these women come up and she has to

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01:53:11,399 --> 01:53:15,159
cut them one by one by asking questions. So Sarah

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01:53:15,199 --> 01:53:19,199
considers herself a sassy stud. She's family oriented, she's a nerd,

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01:53:19,279 --> 01:53:21,600
she wants to get married. She's adorable. She's who I

2114
01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:25,560
would have picked done. Okay, keeh Lee has her butt

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01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:28,079
cheeks out, and that's all you need to know about Keieley.

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01:53:28,319 --> 01:53:31,399
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.

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01:53:32,199 --> 01:53:37,600
Speaker 2: Cory is twenty seven, wants to find someone caring who

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01:53:37,640 --> 01:53:40,800
doesn't mind that she doesn't have a front tooth sometimes

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because she can pop it in and out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, le she fixed it.

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01:53:45,199 --> 01:53:48,720
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, she doesn't have it right now, so she

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01:53:49,279 --> 01:53:56,159
has not worn the tooth the flipper for this dating event. Okay, no, nope,

2123
01:53:56,279 --> 01:53:58,279
that tooth is gone elimination.

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01:53:58,640 --> 01:53:59,000
Speaker 1: Nope.

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Speaker 2: And then there's someone named yad Ja Yaja Yasia, which

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01:54:05,279 --> 01:54:09,119
is spelled y e Ja da I.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no nope, just qualified on that alone exactly.

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Speaker 2: So the first question is about sex. She chops Sarah

2129
01:54:19,199 --> 01:54:23,000
the cute nerd, and I was very sad. Yaja is

2130
01:54:23,119 --> 01:54:26,279
chopped because she admits that she was a cheater. She

2131
01:54:26,399 --> 01:54:30,600
is cheated, and she ends up picking butt cheeks because

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but he says that she wants to have children.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and she.

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01:54:35,520 --> 01:54:38,239
Speaker 2: Is very excited when she sees Keeley because she's hot

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01:54:38,319 --> 01:54:40,640
and has their butt cheeks out. But she's like, but

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01:54:40,720 --> 01:54:43,520
you know what, it's not gonna be serious. I'm sure

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01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:46,319
I'm still looking for a sperm donor, so hit me up.

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01:54:46,960 --> 01:54:49,079
That's why I've gone on this show to try to

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01:54:49,119 --> 01:54:50,199
find a sperm donor.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.

2141
01:54:52,439 --> 01:54:56,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. And our last couple is Luke and Madeleine and

2142
01:54:57,239 --> 01:55:01,840
your favorite and he rolls up. Did he have his

2143
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:05,159
fur coat on? He's like, yo, yo, your boy is

2144
01:55:05,199 --> 01:55:08,560
back in La. He should take his era. He's the

2145
01:55:08,640 --> 01:55:13,199
big era. Yeah, he could go to Bashada. So he

2146
01:55:13,279 --> 01:55:16,000
goes to see his boy David, and he's like my boy,

2147
01:55:16,159 --> 01:55:20,000
yo yo, David, and David's backyard is huge, which must

2148
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,359
be where all the money that he stole from Luke went.

2149
01:55:22,199 --> 01:55:25,119
Speaker 1: To, because that's where he's married. Yeah.

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01:55:25,199 --> 01:55:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Madeline's K one visa got processed right after

2151
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:34,079
they had their Colombian wedding. So what they decided to

2152
01:55:34,119 --> 01:55:38,039
do is not FVI a legal marriage paperwork in Colombia

2153
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:41,079
and pretend they didn't get married in Colombia even though

2154
01:55:41,119 --> 01:55:43,840
it was on TV, and do the K one visa

2155
01:55:43,880 --> 01:55:46,039
to get her to America because they think that's faster.

2156
01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:49,279
So but at the tell All, she accused Brian of

2157
01:55:49,319 --> 01:55:51,399
stealing from him and they got into a huge fight

2158
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:55,319
and they haven't spoken since the tell all. So he

2159
01:55:55,479 --> 01:55:58,399
tells Brian, we haven't been talking. I still have her

2160
01:55:58,399 --> 01:56:02,079
passwords for social media, logged into her account, saw that

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01:56:02,159 --> 01:56:05,479
she had messaged an older dude about with her number,

2162
01:56:05,640 --> 01:56:07,720
and I was like old like you or.

2163
01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:09,520
Speaker 1: Old like old?

2164
01:56:09,680 --> 01:56:12,159
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and it was like a fifty or sixty

2165
01:56:12,239 --> 01:56:15,760
year old And so he read all of their messages.

2166
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,880
It seems like they went out on a few dates

2167
01:56:18,560 --> 01:56:20,760
and he'd is like, I don't know where we stand.

2168
01:56:21,079 --> 01:56:23,239
The k one is still open. She just needs to

2169
01:56:23,239 --> 01:56:26,279
schedule an interview with the embassy. And I don't I

2170
01:56:26,279 --> 01:56:28,560
don't know what's going to happen. So David says, you'd

2171
01:56:28,560 --> 01:56:31,159
be sponsoring her. You could get her here and she'd

2172
01:56:31,159 --> 01:56:33,000
do her own thing. I don't trust her. You need

2173
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:35,920
to confront her. So he video calls her and she

2174
01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:38,880
blurs her background, which was weird. I was wondering was

2175
01:56:38,920 --> 01:56:41,880
she in the shop that is failing or I don't

2176
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:46,239
shop closed? So now yeah, So she says she still

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01:56:46,279 --> 01:56:48,560
loves him. She's being so nice. I still love you

2178
01:56:48,640 --> 01:56:50,319
and I want to be with you. And I think

2179
01:56:50,399 --> 01:56:54,840
our problems came from the distance what we saw when

2180
01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:58,239
he moved there. You guys almost murdered each other dates

2181
01:56:58,319 --> 01:57:02,279
right right, totally, So those little dogs saw some things

2182
01:57:02,319 --> 01:57:07,880
that they can see. So he says that sounds great,

2183
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:09,840
But I know what you've been up to. I saw

2184
01:57:09,880 --> 01:57:12,640
the messages, and I know you went out with that guy,

2185
01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:15,000
and it makes me doubt that our relationship is real.

2186
01:57:15,119 --> 01:57:17,640
What happened with him? And she says, I don't want

2187
01:57:17,640 --> 01:57:20,239
to talk about that, and he says, okay, well then

2188
01:57:20,279 --> 01:57:22,560
I don't think we should be together. We should keep

2189
01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:25,800
being single, and she goes, yeah, and then she tells

2190
01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:29,279
us it's hilarious him trying to act like he's breaking

2191
01:57:29,359 --> 01:57:32,319
up with me, so pathetic, like I already broke up

2192
01:57:32,359 --> 01:57:35,720
with you. Are you stupid? Are you trying to break

2193
01:57:35,800 --> 01:57:42,760
up with me again? Like she's so funny. She's like,

2194
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:44,239
I broke up with you on the tell all and

2195
01:57:44,279 --> 01:57:46,199
now you're acting like you're breaking up with me, like

2196
01:57:46,239 --> 01:57:49,880
it was all your idea. Okay, sure, And he says,

2197
01:57:50,479 --> 01:57:52,960
thank you so much for taking the time to speak

2198
01:57:53,000 --> 01:57:56,880
with me, like he's ending a job interview. Yeah, and

2199
01:57:56,920 --> 01:57:59,319
he says, You'll always have a special place in my

2200
01:57:59,399 --> 01:58:02,960
heart and she says, I wish you the best. This

2201
01:58:03,119 --> 01:58:05,319
is the nicest they have ever been to each other,

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01:58:05,920 --> 01:58:09,359
if this was real and totally but yes, I can't

2203
01:58:09,399 --> 01:58:12,039
believe that this is a real breakup that we're seeing

2204
01:58:12,199 --> 01:58:17,359
on diaries again. So next time we have Anna and Marcelle.

2205
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:22,039
She looks amazing. They have not had sex for the

2206
01:58:22,079 --> 01:58:23,920
past four years.

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01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:26,960
Speaker 1: Uh huh, because he's some sort of sex add act.

2208
01:58:27,039 --> 01:58:29,000
Remember she like outed him on the internet and then

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01:58:29,039 --> 01:58:30,199
she decided to stay with him.

2210
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:33,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he liked those moles on her face.

2211
01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:35,840
And then when she got rid of him, he's like,

2212
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:38,520
did she get rid of them all anymore? Yeah, they're gone.

2213
01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:45,560
Oh wow. Caesar goes on a date and this woman

2214
01:58:45,680 --> 01:58:48,159
wants to marry him, and he says we should just

2215
01:58:48,279 --> 01:58:50,600
date for a while, and she's like, no, you gotta

2216
01:58:50,880 --> 01:58:53,800
I'm ready to get married, like now, So why are

2217
01:58:53,840 --> 01:58:56,560
you why are you acting like you have all the

2218
01:58:56,600 --> 01:58:57,319
time in the world.

2219
01:58:57,880 --> 01:58:58,720
Speaker 1: Dangs Caesar.

2220
01:58:59,079 --> 01:59:01,800
Speaker 2: Wow, you found a woman that actually wants to marry you.

2221
01:59:01,840 --> 01:59:03,199
Go for it. She's beautiful.

2222
01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:04,079
Speaker 1: Wow.

2223
01:59:04,399 --> 01:59:07,279
Speaker 2: And then Olga and Steven, which I believed in their

2224
01:59:07,319 --> 01:59:11,479
love and I'm really sad. Yeah, they're now separated or divorced.

2225
01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:14,239
Speaker 1: Well that's why I can't too hot people get along.

2226
01:59:14,479 --> 01:59:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean he was terrible in their season,

2227
01:59:17,680 --> 01:59:20,880
but he really got better. He did a lot of

2228
01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:23,640
work on himself, had changed. But yeah, it wasn't enough.

2229
01:59:23,800 --> 01:59:29,039
Speaker 1: I remember she had like her whole family was murdered

2230
01:59:29,159 --> 01:59:31,119
and they were in a cult or something terrible.

2231
01:59:31,199 --> 01:59:35,199
Speaker 2: Remember she was in a bad situation. Yeah, and the

2232
01:59:35,279 --> 01:59:38,600
hospital where she gave birth in Russia was so scary

2233
01:59:38,920 --> 01:59:40,640
and like Moldy, it was bad.

2234
01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:44,159
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, but they're both in the States.

2235
01:59:44,159 --> 01:59:47,000
Speaker 2: I think they're in Baltimore, right, yeah, and they're both

2236
01:59:47,079 --> 01:59:50,520
like single and raising their son englicious.

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01:59:51,199 --> 01:59:54,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for Kimberly's corner. I appreciate it. I

2238
01:59:54,319 --> 01:59:56,439
did see a little bit of Diaries when I right

2239
01:59:56,479 --> 02:00:00,760
when I saw Luke, I was like, nope, oh, wait

2240
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for Gimberly to tell me everybody again our meetup. Click

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that's all the announcements. We're trying to get us under

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two hours. Okay, talk to you later.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye, t

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Speaker 1: B move to time