Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. We're
going to talk about ninety day fiance. I got Kimberly here.
Speaker 2: Hey girl, Hello, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: These people are freaks.
Speaker 1: This is a really good season so far.
Speaker 2: It's fascinating.
Speaker 1: M Now, let me tell you something super fascinating, Bunkie Chris.
Let me know that Asha and her family own a
restaurant in Alabaster called Beula Maze. And it's like it's
named after their grandmother who made all this fabulioles like
homestyle cooking. Okay, so they own a restaurant, Okay, and
am Asha has a doctorate. Asha is a farm d
She has her doctorate in pharmacy. So she is doctor
what asia, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does she work in a pharmacy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like a like pharmacy manager at a CVS
or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's they should show her hero shot in front
of a CVS instead of in front of a church.
Then he can't raise your whole personality CVS. I mean
you could try, it wouldn't be a very good personality.
You would just walk around with really long receipts all
the time.
Speaker 1: Isn't her.
Speaker 2: They're just cutting that out completely. They're just showing church life.
Speaker 1: It's completely wild.
Speaker 2: That she has wanted nothing to do with this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's that smart as wild to me. I mean,
you know, god, bless I think.
Speaker 2: Did you think she ever starts speaking in tongues as
she's handing someone a prescription?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think she. I think she's able to
really compartmentalize. He's got rest turn that off, the church life,
restaurant life Nigeria. Yeah, she's got a lot going on.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, crazy, He's fascinating.
Speaker 1: I want to remind everybody right before we start here
that October tenth we are having a bunkie meetup with
Amy Archers group as well. It's going to be in
New York City October tenth at the hard Rock Cafe.
The link is in the show notes. I got to
tell you we have sold over half the tickets in
like five days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, that's so exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if it sells out, it sells out. I
don't know. Inger said, you know, maybe you know, we
could always like move to a bigger room. I guess.
I don't know if they would have it available or
what we've We've paid for this certain bar area, so
it's exciting. People want to come. So it's going to
be me, Kimberly and Kisha. It's going to be Amy, Becca,
and I'manda and I don't know who else from Amy's podcast.
I know those three for sure. So it's three of us.
It's three of them, and we're hoping we're gonna bully
Katie into going.
Speaker 2: Because then we'd have four. So if we do, it's
such some sort of tug of war contest. We will
be at the other team. We're taking you down.
Speaker 1: Amy, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a rumble the Sharks versus the Jets.
Speaker 1: No, this is a coming together a podcasters. Not no, no,
not not a fight, not a fight.
Speaker 2: So it show has conditioned me to fight, I know,
tear people apart.
Speaker 1: It's called librofess. The merch is really cute and you
can get the logo on various colored T shirts or
various color sweatshirts. I'm sure we'll be getting on stickers
and stuff, but the logo is really cute. Amy's got
a guy that does great merch decorating, and I want
to real I should hire him he's great. Oh he's
really good. So that's that.
Speaker 2: That's ticket.
Speaker 1: No, you don't need to buy a ticket. Your name
is on the logo.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, yeah, because I would.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It says on the logo Pink Shade and Little
Mystery Cap, and then down it says.
Speaker 2: Tiny letters, a date with Daylight.
Speaker 1: Lever Lounge with Kisha and Murder She Watched, which is
Amy's other podcast.
Speaker 2: It's like Pink Shade a Date with Daylight.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, it is a Pink Shade, Little Mister Reycap
meet up, and.
Speaker 2: I'm grateful to be on there at all.
Speaker 1: We're very, very excited. So I did send Katie a
separate text letting you not respond to absolutely not absolutely
no response. But I did want to make sure she
knew that she's not an afterthought. If you're invited, she's invited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will reiterate too.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll see.
Speaker 2: I know our fans have started to bully her into coming, so.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's amazing. Yeah, okay, that's great. All right. I
felt good about that. I felt good about the joint
bullying effort. And maybe by then we'll start talking about
our Christmas special and maybe we'll be more prepared than
we were last years.
Speaker 2: You know that could happen, probably won't. Probably, just like
some of these couples could make it, probably won't.
Speaker 1: Could. Well, we're going to start with Asha and Maxwell,
and I have to tell you, strangely enough, I believe
in their love and I think they're going to make it.
That's crazy, I know that weird. Sometimes you just get
that feeling like, yeah, yeah, I think these.
Speaker 2: No I've heard. I heard you on Love After lock
Up believing in someone's love, and Keisha said it was
because you were drunk.
Speaker 1: So I wasn't drunk, but I did take my notes
when I've had two glasses of wine. But yeah, that's
Kirsten and Brady and I believe in the love. Actually,
what it is is that he just said something a
little bit profound for a Love After a lock Up
cast member. He said, you know that he knows that
he was using meth to mask all his feelings and
now he has to learn how to actually deal with
his feelings and not so as you know, we don't
normally get somebody with that introspective on what their problems
are on these shows. So that's why I felt very
positive about him. We shall see. He's already talking about
how he's worried, how he's going to relapse.
Speaker 2: So oh great.
Speaker 1: I could have been excited for no reason. I had
something on my hands here and just stuck my finger
in my eye and boys, it burning. I don't know
know what was it? What was it? Oh God, I
don't know because I don't know. Well, I just did
make up, and I, you know, did make up with
my fingers, so maybe it's I just maybe I just
stuck my finger in my eye with makeup on it.
It's okay, it's starting to get better.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the podcast Mary Pang goes half blind
on the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had that one one time where I had
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like one half of my eye, like I could I
could only see out of a little pinhole on the left,
and I was like, let's keep going and I can't
have to like turn my head to be able to
see what was on my screen. And somebody or a
bunkie wrote me and we were joking about it, and
I was talking to I think I was talking to Keisha,
and somebody wrote because I said I'd had a headache earlier,
and somebody said that it was like a migraine, like
it was. The headache came first, and then the weird
ye that weird stuff came. Yeah, because I was like,
I don't feel bad, Like I have a little headache,
but I don't feel bad. I could see out of
one pinhole in my left eye and then it eventually
went away.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying. What is going on?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And it was your aneurysm.
Speaker 1: It was right after I took one of these viter
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said it must have been I must have had too
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So Asha and Maxwell, So in the talking head he
says it's they're together, and he says, it's been a
long eight months. And she said, when we first got together,
we promised it would be only every five to six months,
but the visa started moving so fast, so we just thought,
why book another trip because he's on his way, and
he goes, oh, I just think of things all the time.
I just want a cigarette in person. He's like kissing
her hand and they're a beautiful couple.
Speaker 2: They're a good looking couple for Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they're driving around and is her mom saymed Juliette.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but she looks like an angrier to
rush p Henson.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that. I'm just gonna call her
mom because I think her name is Julie, but I
don't want to say it wrong. So she's saying to Maxwell,
I can't wait to see your parents. And then she's like,
what are we going to see Maxell's mama? And they
say soon, soon, it's going to be today, and because
she's like, I've been in this car for a long time.
So then Maxwell tells Asha to put on a sweater
so she can cover her body. She has on like
a tank top and some ripped up jeans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.
Speaker 1: Talking head together. She goes, Oh, he always wants me
to be sexy, sexy, sexy, but then the family needs
me to cover up, and then I gotta be comfortable.
How can I be sexy and comfortable and conservative all
at once? And in this heat?
Speaker 2: You got to get some breakaway pants, like a male
stripper and maybe a dicky that covers cleavage that you
can rip off to show the cleave once the parents
are out of the room, and then the second they
walk back in the room you put it back on.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. I think just a sweater
is good enough.
Speaker 2: She has a body built for sin though, that's those
boobies are hard to cover. That's gonna be sensual. Any
she looks.
Speaker 1: Good in her new confessionals where she's in sort of
like an African print dress. Mm. Yeah, she looks good.
So his parents, Clement and Maria, they greet them, and
then they we find out.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant sorry, his mom looks like
Taraji p Henson her mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't understand that because I was like, I
don't think her mom looks like Tjils, But I was
going with it.
Speaker 2: His mom, that's who I thought you were talking about.
Speaker 1: She looks like an angry, angry Taraji p Henson.
Speaker 2: Do a side by side. I know, I'm right, Okay,
I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you are. So Clement and Maria, his parents, Uh,
Clement and apparently angry Traji p Henson Maria greet them,
and then we find out.
Speaker 2: How beautiful I mean, like, they're good looking people, the
whole family.
Speaker 1: The whole family.
Speaker 2: Sis, you're beautiful, Like everyone's good looking, the.
Speaker 1: Kids are cute, everything. Yeah, but we find out this
is a big apartment that they rented for the whole
family to be together, so this is not where they live.
Speaker 2: We had thought they were bougie, but we don't know her.
Speaker 1: We don't know, but it's confusing. So I don't know
if this is like a six room apartment or what's
going on.
Speaker 2: So you're the Airbnb radar was a little off, I
feel like, because usually you're very good at that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he came down the stairs and said,
I'm going to pick them up. Hey mom, Hey dad.
She was cooking in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they were nesting there.
Speaker 1: We only saw it one time, so yes, my Airbnb
radar was off that I didn't have any reason to
think it right.
Speaker 2: So she admits up blaming you.
Speaker 1: Okay, So they give Asha and her mom some Cola
kola to officially welcome new people, and Maxwell says it
gives life and abundance, and then I looked it up.
Cola most commonly refers to the cola nut, the caffeine
rich seed of the African cola tree with the sea
that historically served as the namesake and original flavoring for
modern cola soft dre Also, can you make cocaine out
of it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: From the cola tree? No?
Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know. I'm just glad it wasn't because
when you started saying cola. I was thinking, oh god,
it's from the colon of a goat or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sometimes this show, Yeah they trick you, but
this is a cola nut. So and the talking head
the mom says, mom is Maria says. You know, Maxwell
is the first son, so that is the most important
person in our life. So he needs to attract a
good wife. And love is blind. When you love someone,
you behave as a fool. And that is what is
going on.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, she has negative thoughts already. Oh God is
not with this couple.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. So let me just let's be reminded. He's
twenty eight, so they are probably like, get on it.
Speaker 2: He's very late to start a family. I'm sure, yes.
Speaker 1: And you know she's thirty eight, so probably they're like,
why are you with this oldie?
Speaker 2: You know right, yeah, at least she can still have children,
we assume, yes, fifty eight, right.
Speaker 1: So they go up to the bedroom and oh my god,
I was like, what is this place? And that's going
to be her room.
Speaker 2: It's incredible, it's beautiful. Also, why are they doing this?
Do we think this is a good idea? We're all
gonna be in a home together like the real world
and mesh the families.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's only there ten days, so what could
go wrong?
Speaker 2: So a lot goes wrong in the on the real
world in the first ten days.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: So he says, I told my parents I'm going to
be staying in this room with you basically, and she goes, oh, no,
what they say? He said, well, they started preaching, and
so it's not right because we're not married. And she goes,
that's right, sweetie, and he goes, what, so, obviously I
think they've already slept together. And he's like.
Speaker 2: One thousand percent. She's like, this is on camera. I
am my church brand needs to stay pure.
Speaker 1: That's right. She goes, that's that's right, sweetie, and he goes,
what are you serious. She goes yeah. He goes, okay,
well then you can't come to my room either. That
applies to my room. You can't come to my room.
And she goes, I love your jokes anyway. How, she says,
how do you think things went with your parents? He goes, oh,
I think things went well, and she says, what else
do you have planned? Just dinner? And he goes, dinner
and the kids will come with Blaze and Mercy, and
she goes, no, no, no, you already know I don't
want everybody in up business, sweetie, no, sweetie. Okay. It's
interesting that the sister's name was Blaze b l ai
Se because that is Kobe's last name. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Also sometimes the first name in an eighties movie, and
that's the bully at the school. Yeah, but I think
I'm thinking of Blaine.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of Blaine's pretty I think maybe, Yes,
that's James Fader always.
Speaker 2: I'm here for Blaze. I kind of like it.
Speaker 1: I like it too.
Speaker 2: I like it too for a girl's name too. I
kind of love that.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it a lot, and I
wonder if it is like the mother's maiden name kind
of a thing. I'm gonna reach out to Emily and
say if they have they know that they can give
me this gooop on this name. So anyway, she was like,
you know what, he's.
Speaker 2: From Camera Roon, and we do not know how far
Camera Roon is from Nigeria. Nigeria. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a very it could just be a
very common name, like Smith, you know what I mean. Yeah,
so when I'm talking head, she says, on this trump,
I will be staying with Maxwell's parents and sisters. So
Maxwell's not staying there, I guess, I don't unclear.
Speaker 2: I thought he had another room and she said, yeah,
maybe he's sharing a room with one of the sisters
who might really be his wife. And no, no, this
is Zina and what's his face situation.
Speaker 1: I can't remember Zena's boyfriend's name. Was it Mohammed? I
can't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're yes, something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's something like that. Okay, so Maxwell, she says.
Maxwell's sister Blaze is like a p I. She just
dig and dig and dig and dig and dig until
she finds something. And that is what I'm worried with
about her. She is gonna keep Ibraham Ibrahim Ibraham.
Speaker 2: Abrima that online it says Brima, but she never pronounced
stick correctly.
Speaker 1: Abrah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Blaize walks in and greets her and the parents, ah,
and they're like so happy to see each other as
if they're best friends. They're talking to Blaze says, this
is my first time meeting Asha face to face. And
in our culture, we really value first sons. We don't
joke about our first sons, and anything that will try
to take them away from the family, we will fight
against it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, well, well she has God on
her side, bitch, so you better step up with the
devil or something.
Speaker 1: Oh I wonder if they know she does all this nonsense.
So Maxwell, Asha and Mom who his name I think
is Juliette Greet Blaze Blaze hugs Asia. Then they all
sit down to eat and they're showing Mom how to
wash hands in the bowl. They have a bowl on
the table that you wash your hands because they're going
to eat with their hands, so they want their hands
to be clean right before they start to eat. And
Maxwell's telling her don't chew. You don't. It's like a
little like a look like a mashed potato pasty kind
of thing, and he's saying, you just do like this
with your hand, you put it. You don't chew, you
just swallow. She's like huh and she goes, now, we're
used to chewing and esuys okay, but you don't chew this,
And they get her off on the side and ask her, now,
did you feel because it's this like that had the
cola nut and now we've had this, she goes, I
do not like Nigerian food. No, I do not.
Speaker 2: Poor mom's been hungry since they left. She got a
donut at the airport and she's starving.
Speaker 1: She's so hungry.
Speaker 2: So then they.
Speaker 1: Start talking about cooking, and Maxwell's dad says, men don't
enter the kitchen and he's just like, what, okay, that
all right? And they're like, I hope you can cook,
and she says she can. And then Blaze says, how
many kids do you want? And I think she's asking
because she's thirty eight, you know. She says two. And
she says, why only two? She goes, it's expensive in
America to have kids, and Maria, Maria the mom, says
two is unacceptable, and dad says, I would prefer four.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not your boddy.
Speaker 1: Uh So talking to head mom, Maria says, I do
not accept the two children. Maxwell will talk to her
and she will realize her mistake.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, okay, they're forceful, they're they're strong,
they're strong.
Speaker 1: Now. The other sister's name is Mercy, and she doesn't
talk as much.
Speaker 2: Blaze Mercy on night on leth right.
Speaker 1: Blaze says, we see that Americans are not submissive, and
here in Nigeria, you must be submissive to your man.
And she goes, you know, I understand, she goes, but
I think if I have an opinion, I should be
heard and not heard just because I'm a woman and
he knows our respect and I have his best interest
at heart, Like there are things I've told him to
do and he may not want to, but then when
he does it, he sees it was a good outcome,
like the chemical pile, and he goes, yes, the chemical peal,
it was good. I think I've told you about. Let
me show you the pictures. And he shows his sister
Mercy the photos and like, oh.
Speaker 2: He looks like he has four fourth degree burns all
over his face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really did it, really, And.
Speaker 2: She really should not have opened the door to these
makeovers because this is going to become a whole thing.
She should have not brought this up.
Speaker 1: No, so he just says, I mean, yeah, like sometimes
he doesn't know what he likes until he sees it,
and Blaz says, like, what how could he not know
what he likes? He's a man, and he laughs. He
goes oh, I know, it's so crazy. She wants to
change my hairline and my eyeballs. And then we get
the explanation of this. He has sun damage to the
white part of his eyes, and Blay says, right, in Nigeria,
the white part is not that white. You could see
mine is not that white. And Asha explains, well that
I will protect itself from the sun and grow like
a skin over the white part or the pupil, and
his has already started on the white part, so he
needs to get that fixed. What is that true?
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's what the yellow is that comes
over the white is okay out in the sun a lot,
and there might be like a genetic component as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know any of this. I was fascinated.
Speaker 2: But she's saying this to people who have this issue.
She's saying it.
Speaker 1: Because you'll see it as an issue that you see
it as how they're created, you know, right.
Speaker 2: But she's like, he needs to fix that because it's ugly,
like you're right, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: Look at it. Look at all of you. You all
look horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we're gonna make him not not hideous.
Speaker 1: Get a five for one deal. So and the talkinghead.
Blaze says, I am thinking, are you okay? The eyes
are the most delicate part of the body. He should
be the one to say if he wants to get
it done. So Blaze says, are you going to change
everything about him? And she goes, no, no, just those dude,
We're good. And I'm talking to her as she goes, here's
the thing. I know, I'm right, and I will continue
to do all these things. He has to let them go.
You raised him, he's grown. Let him go and so.
Speaker 2: That I can control him, so that I can tell
him what to do.
Speaker 1: Right. That's it for them, And it's fascinating. I feel
like I need to look up this eyeball thing. I mean,
I assume it's true, and maybe it happens over time.
If you're in a country where the heat is so
strong and people don't wear sunglasses all the time, I
don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there could be like a what you're ingesting to.
I wonder like if you're I don't know if like
what you're eating and drinking affects it, or if it's
like a genetic thing that your body is. If you're
out in a hot climate like in Africa, then your
body is more likely to do that to protect your eyes.
N sure. But and I don't think those Chris Jenner
eyedrops will do anything for that. I think, yeah, I
think that's just for the redness it is.
Speaker 1: It makes the white of your eyes really white. I
have some. I thought about putting some in today, but
I didn't because I have my contacts and you can't
wear it with contacts. Fascinating content. Okay, let's move on
to Marissa and Edward. If Marissa is forty five, which
I think she is, let's just say her mom is
sixty five. Holy shit, I live pretty close to Bluebell, Pennsylvania.
I gotta find out who her doctor is because she
looks unbol This woman is a wonder of nature.
Speaker 2: And if I were Marissa, it would make me feel
self conscious because I'd be like people probably think we're
sisters all the time.
Speaker 1: They looked like sisters.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, what did she do? Yeah, she had signed
a deal with some sort of the devil or something.
I feel like at some point she made an agreement
and we don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: But but don't you think Marissa's mom scares me? Because
the mom has her hair is a little more tastefully done.
It's a better color. I think. I think Marissa did
sort of some of those same things. She would just
they would look like twins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally her.
Speaker 1: Her hair's too white, roast jar, all those things.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to comment on Marissa's body, but
she is. She she's very fun, she's very thin. And
this situation, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fascinating the mom the mom fascinating. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she scares me honestly, Like, if I were Edward,
my newly circumcised penis would be retracting into my body
because I would be so frightened of her.
Speaker 1: Gross.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that works the science find. But
so she is coaching Edward on how exactly to greet
her parents. Don't call her mommy, And I was like,
was that an option? Oh my gosh, is that something
he's done before? Don't pick her up?
Speaker 1: Neither he does that nor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he did pick up Marissa at the airport,
so well that makes sense, Yeah, but not the mom,
not the dad. Please don't try to pick up the dad.
So don't pick up She's like, don't pick up anyone.
And she's nitpicking about the food that she set out
like she is hosting the president at her home, like
a president she and her family respects and I I
don't know what who.
Speaker 1: They don't know which one, We don't know which one
that would be right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she is stressing and he's like, they're your
parents coming over, like calm down, and she's like, you
don't know my parents, like my mom will comment on
this rock and yeah, that's so stressful. So he met
the parents on vacation once in the dr, but he
didn't really have time to get to know them. They
were focused more on the kids. And he knows that
they can try to make you feel small, but he
knows he's a good person and that's what matters. Give
him five minutes with the mom questioning his whole self worth.
So the parents come in. They seem okay at first.
They seem like their names should be Tipper and Winston
or something like that.
Speaker 1: What are their names? Tipper and Winston sounds perfect?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was Bob and Joanne.
Speaker 1: I think, so that doesn't go at all. She's only
like a Tipper is good. But I would also say
maybe people just call it, well, she's not Southern, but
somebody like that in the South, somebody her name would
be sister, sister, sister mm hmm yeah, like sister, sister Smith,
or sister so and so and like my friend Hi.
Speaker 2: They call her sister like they're they're the bearn steam bears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of people in the South.
Speaker 2: A nun, a nun.
Speaker 1: My mom has a friend named sister Simmons. I mean
her name is not sister, but they call her sister Simmons,
and she's sister. It's not like a nun. It's just
not a nun. No, it's just somewhere growing up, they
started calling her sister because she was a sister, and
then now everybody calls her sister. I don't know. It's
a Southern thing.
Speaker 2: Do they do it with brother mm hmmm huh double
standards for women. Yeah, oh wait, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's I think it's cute, sister.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start calling you sister.
Speaker 1: Do it. I am a sister. Nobody ever gave me
a nickname, so I'll take it. I needed one. I
have his Harold name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there are some other relatives coming. Her sister
seems very nice. She's like bim Venino Edward, like she's
excited that he's there. She's trying to show she is
not like these blonde people. She's like a brunette. And
she's like, I'm not like them. They might be a
little racist. I am not. I just want everyone the
TV land to know.
Speaker 1: She's like, I have accepted my natural hair color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not one of these people. So they're all
joking around and they're doing this joke where like, where
you guys are Italian? Oh, Bob, he's Dominican. They make
it like Edward makes a joke that the dad who
does not speak is Dominican, and the dad like laughs,
like smiles awkwardly. He's like not paying attention. And then
Marisa's like, and Bob knows a lot about baseball too,
And then the laughter kind of dies, and I was like, Okay,
I think you ruined the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like, yeah, he's Dominican. Annie knows about baseball.
You guys can talk about baseball. Go in the other room,
you know.
Speaker 2: So awkward, she's so nervous. So they asked Edward about
his family, and his family sounds like Pedro's family. He
has a mom and a sibling and then his dad.
He doesn't know how many siblings he has from the debt.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, Marissa, dad was not around right, something like that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Marissa tells them how last night one of her kids, Cole,
came in and laid down with his head on Edward's shoulder,
and he's about to talk about how great it was,
and she fully interrupts him, and it's like, can you
get up so I can sit down? Because I'm wearing heels,
so you should stand up so I can sit and
have your share. Thanks.
Speaker 1: What she said was, this would be a great opportunity
for you to stand up and let me sit down.
That's what she said.
Speaker 2: Why is she doing that because she's as bitchy, but
also it's making him look inconsiderate and selfish and calling
attention to the fact that he is sitting while she
is standing. And then someone else brings another chair so
they can both sit, and so she's mom says, we're
really glad you're here, but it's not going to be
smooth sailing, and I am worried. She tells us there's
an age difference, a cultural difference, and we don't he
doesn't know what he's going to do here in America.
There's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Uh uh uh, I wasn't red flag straightened out? My
red flag. It's been on the floor, okay.
Speaker 2: Red flags, red flags, red flags, and red flag round up.
And she says, she says to Edward, talk is cheap.
We'll see what you're made of, which is so like
he has to prove himself his worthiness to be yelled
at and belittled by her daughter.
Speaker 1: Like you're like, uh, if you're worthy, and you're like,
I've been here ten minutes and you just said talk
is cheap. Oh oh, nice to meet you, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, Like her daughter is like a
prize that needs to be bitted on and like the
best man will win. And it's like she's a forty
five year old single mom. I know she works at Kleinfelds,
but she is mean, So that takes away a lot
of the richness of her.
Speaker 1: So she is in fact mean, So yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: Really a drawback. So he says, you know, I'm not
here for papers or anything like that. I you know,
I know people think that, but that's not why I'm here.
And the mom is like, we'll see, and Marisa goes, okay,
let's take the heat off and let's mingle and relax.
So basically they just move the interrogation to the outside
in a smaller group. They literally break up into groups,
break up into discussion groups, and that discussion he winds
up in the same discussion group as the mom again,
so it's now going to be grilled on the patio
by the mom. So he's like, this doesn't feel good.
I know Michael tried to warn me about this, but
it doesn't make me feel good. And now he's questioning
his self worth.
Speaker 1: Like even though he even though he has said more
than once and this is not going to bottery if
we twenty minutes, he's crumbled.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's what the mom does. That's her special power.
So the cousin is in this breakout group with the
mom and Edward and Marissa, and she's like, we are
so happy you're here. And you know, Edward, Marissa is
smart and successful and she wouldn't bring you here around
your kids if she didn't believe in you. So I
know this bitch over here is you know, made you
scared and wants you to off yourself. But we are
happy you're here and we believe in your love. So
I'm the brunette, remember, don't be scared. And so mom
is like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're glad you're here. Totally.
I mean it super glad you're here. But I don't
know you well enough to I don't know you well
enough to not like you. But what I know of you,
I like you. But people want to come to America
because it's a wonderful place.
Speaker 1: Is it, I mean not always. Go's some problems we are,
you know.
Speaker 2: We are not the top of any list that is important,
like food security, gun violence, maternal mortality rates, education, But
it's a great country. So it's just not the best country,
and everyone makes it. It's like he will do anything
to do anything to get like he is doing fine
in the dr. So he says, you know, I gave
up my family and my friends and to come here,
and yeah, America is great, but I was doing okay
in my country.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I lived on the beach and now I
live in Pennsylvania mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So right, yeah, he had enough money to afford that
penis surgery, so he was doing all right.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the mom says, my daughter is beautiful and has
a heart of gold, and he says, yeah, she's the
most amazing person I've ever met. And she goes, so,
what is it about my daughter that is so special
to you? Make a list? And because she's a prize,
And he says, I've been through a lot. I learned
what I want in a relationship. I want respect and
loyalty and trust. And the only person I've found that
with is her. She's my person respect.
Speaker 1: She doesn't act very respectful towards him, and my opinion, no.
Speaker 2: Respect, but she's loyal. She's probably not going to cheat
on him, is I think he's been cheated on before
and that must be what he's talking about. But she,
Marissa is like, I'm nervous because that answer sounded kind
of macho, like he wants respect and I don't know
if my mom's gonna like that. And that's not what
I would have led with. And I wish I could
have written out these answers ahead of time for him
on little flash carts or talked into his ear secretly
into a microphone. He told him what to say. So
mom says, well, so far your relationship has been on vacation.
You know you only have ninety days. You're gonna have
to learn new things about each other, and you might
not always likely. You see, she's kind of a bitch
about the pillows on the bed. So we'll see how
you like that. And so we'll see how you do.
And he says, I'm gonna do everything I can and
she says, that's all you can do. And Mom says
to us, we'll see. My daughter is extremely strong. And
relationships end, sometimes they begin, they end, it's what happens.
And if it does, she'll survive. If she leaves him,
she'll survive. And whatever, it's fine. And then so Mom
says to him, well, I pray it works, and let's
pray that God is with you and God's will is done.
And I was like, are you what are you asia?
All of a sudden, I was like that we just.
Speaker 1: Took a left turn into church. Yeah. Wow, very bizarre.
Speaker 2: And so that was it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she was right. Her mom is a piece
of work. And dad just knows better than to speak exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob, he's hiding in the kitchen. Yeah, So it's.
Speaker 1: Funny, Okay, Shay and annabel So Annabelle arrives home from
her Manny petty spa Da and he's like, you feel better,
Still we still say we're still mad at me. So
she was, I feel better, Angie told me the truth
about you and her. But but we still have the
problem because of Nicole. He goes, here's the thing that
you know, Nicole. If she runs, if we run into her,
or she pops up, I'll take care of it. Don't
you worry about Nicole. And she says, okay, I will
accept your apology because you do. You get my apology.
That's great.
Speaker 2: And then the time I knew that spa day in
a closed room with no windows would be the answer.
Speaker 1: I knew this Paducah, Kentucky spa would be the answer.
Speaker 2: So did she notice there were no windows? It was
the fumes are really going to get to you.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a looks like somebody's basement backroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really did. It looks like a basement. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So talking head together, she says, I don't know what
to tell you. You fucked up. I came here for you,
and you need to be on your best behavior. Now
I'm going to be your wife, and he goes, I
will definitely work on it, and she goes she goes, no,
I'm not kidding. This is my rule. If you just
respect me again, I am done and I'm leaving. And
he goes, don't worry. You're the boss. You're the boss, babe,
and she goes, yeah, I am. He goes, that's right,
you're the boss. She goes, I am the boss. He goes,
I got it. You're the boss. I'm the boss. We
got it. She's the boss. Oh my god. They said
it's six times. But he's definitely just appeasing her, definitely,
and he definitely is going to do it again.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: So then she says to him, you have gained a
lot of weight since you visited me. You need to
lose weight so you have better sex. I'm always on
top doing all the work. And he goes, that's not
because i'm fat, that's because that's the way I like it.
She's like, oh my gosh, So I can't.
Speaker 2: He's starfishing. He's a starfisher.
Speaker 1: He is, like they said, dead cow, dead cow. That's
the cow, dead cow.
Speaker 2: I can't believe he can even do it. He looks
like he's about to die of dysentery at any moment,
So I can't believe he can actually have sex.
Speaker 1: On his back and she finds it and hops, yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's so gross.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. I apologized. I don't that I don't
know why they just came. That was terrible.
Speaker 2: I heard you say two pumps and you're done. There's
something I'm love after luck up and I gasped my
pearls pull throw them across the room. You've changed.
Speaker 1: Aah, it's not good.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, So mister, I'm really ashamed of you. Sisters
Mary Payne sister, not good. Go back to the Covenant.
Speaker 1: You know that is It is a joke in my
family that my mother she has two sisters and her
one sister's name is Barbara, who lives in Virginia, and
my mother will say to me, my sister Barbara from
Virginia is coming to visit. I'm like, you don't you
could just say Barbara, like I know that's your sister
that lives in Virginia, Like she's eighty years old, Like
I got it, you know, but she's also.
Speaker 2: She does have two sister is better named Barbara, so
it's not like she needs to distinguish from the other
sister Barbara.
Speaker 1: She'll say it's to me, She'll go you know, my
sister Barbara's coming to visit. I'm like, okay, you know.
She's like, you know, the one lives in Virginia. I'm like, yeah,
I've met her. Yes, yeah, I got my familire. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay.
So that's whenever Barber's around, we're like, sister Barbara, sister Barbara.
So okay. So uh, Annabelle says Alison, and ang told
me you're a good guy, so I will forgive you.
He goes, oh, babe, y' so great, babe, babe. You
know it's football not so we could go out get
some dinner, I could drink some beers and we could
meet some people. And she goes, no, I do not
want to do that. We'll stay home. And he goes,
how about we go out tonight for football on beers
and we stay home tomorrow. She goes, no, you're staying
in and we are drinking herbal tea and doing yoga
and he's like huh. So they get on the floor
to do yoga and she goes, okay, just pray and
he goes, I'm praying for a beer and a football game.
That's what I'm praying for. And so she's trying to
get him to like stretch and like just pull back
and forth and do like meditation, and he goes, Babe,
I'm so glad you forgave me. It's just shut up
and meditate, and then she leaves him on the floor
and he can't get.
Speaker 2: Up, so nope, she's down.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not I'm not helping your fat ass anymore.
I've come here to whip you into shape. Right.
Speaker 2: She is like that the first move was this, just
raised one arm above your head. And he's like oh,
and she's like that was hard, that was it? Okay,
that was too much for you?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he said that, and I don't know how
many years. I can't remember how many years it's been
years since they've seen each other. So I guess he
was thinner when he went there and he came home
and just blew it all out, like waiting for her
to get there for two years or three years or
what it was.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he already say it's beautiful when he got
when he was there last time, and he's just now
more even more fluffy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, it's on the talking head. She says,
you know, she's given up a lot to be here,
so I may have to give up partying and women.
It's a two way street, you know. I have to
do anything to make sure she doesn't go home. All right,
that's that attitude. Who like, good job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not gonna last.
Speaker 1: Let's go to what I thought to be a very
weird interaction with Thomas and Paula. Oh my god, I
found I found this. I felt like, did I miss
the scene? Did I like go to the bathroom mississcene?
Because it's like they were fighting and then all of
a sudden they were walking and he was crying. I
was like, what happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very bizarre. They're a weird couple. So
they they're going on a hike slash walk. He's wearing jeans,
so unsure. Yeah, so she's fel mad that he glued
her perfume shut, as we all are, because that's not reasonable. Also,
how did he have no allergic reaction when he took
the lid off to glue.
Speaker 1: The wouldn't The glue smell is pretty strong as well
as well.
Speaker 2: So she says, we have hung out with many people
wearing perfume, and he's never said anything. He's never had
a reaction. But with me, he's super allergic. I think
it's a way for him to control me. And yeah,
I don't like it. And so in the car, I'm
going to piss off that one listener of yours who
wrote that she that you can have invisible reactions too perfumes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a listener that said that, you know that,
I think she is very effective about perfumes. And she says,
you don't know, I see it, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah he could have had headaches or yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she might be right, though it is like
a control thing.
Speaker 2: I just don't And I believe your listener. One, of course,
I don't know if I believe him though.
Speaker 1: That's that's the point you we're trying to miss.
Speaker 2: Those things can be true. I can be a real
thing that happens, but that doesn't mean it's happening to him.
So in the car, he's like, oh, I don't feel good.
My nose is running. I don't normally feel like this.
My throat is itchy, my nose is running. I have
to keep blowing it. This isn't normal for me. And
she's like, Okay, bear in mind, we've never seen we've
not seen him blow his.
Speaker 1: Nose white or anything.
Speaker 2: No, not white it no klean necks, not sniffing whatever.
So she's I lost Mary Payin. She didn't here.
Speaker 1: I am sorry, there she is. Yeah, I was messing
with the settings because I felt like you're doing a
little lag. So I was just looking at the settings
while you're talking, and then I guess I just close
completely out. Higher. Yeah, so sorry, we're talking about Thomas'
fake reaction of perfume. Hey continue, yeah, continue, Okay.
Speaker 2: So she's like, I can't handle with you this double
personality you have, and He's like, listen, I'm just having
trouble just getting through today. If this is a hard
day for me, can you just go easy on me?
Speaker 1: What's so hard about it?
Speaker 2: I don't understand, because, like, maybe he does have invincible allergies,
but a woman who was in active labor would complain
less than this. I complained less than this when I
had to go to the hospital for constipation. So I
just said it. So now everyone knows, but deal with it,
and I complain less than this. Something. He is a
giant baby, and it's not attractive. So what did his
mother do to him? Did his mother, who we need
to meet his parents because yeah, or do they have
nothing to do with him?
Speaker 1: Does he have a friend. I don't think he has
a friend.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has friends or parents. They've just
owned him. So he said he's always fakeing allergy attacks
around them, and they couldn't deal with it anymore. So
he says, she just doesn't understand my allergies. He thinks
she thinks they're a personal attack on her, and they're not.
He says, I think gluing the bottle shut was the
best thing I could have done, but I feel badly
that she's upset about it. So I'm not upset. I
did it. I wouldn't change it if I could, but
I'm sorry she feels upset.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if right if?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm sorry about what just happened in
the car. I'm sorry. I'm happy to be here with you.
Let's go on this hike, and he says, it's just
it's hard for me to be myself when I feel
so bad again. We have not seen him cough, blow
his nose, itch his skin, run his temples, anything, So
he says, when the perfume came out, my nose is running,
my sinuses are congested, my throat is itchy. I can't
focus on anything else when my whole face is inflamed.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe it's an interior flaming. I
don't know. I don't see it. I don't understand it.
I'm sure this will be dug into at the reunion, Like,
please explain to us what your psychosmatic illnesses are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I have normal I have allergies. As
you can see if you watch on video. I'm constantly
wiping my nose because it's always stripping. During our podcast,
I was up half the night with itchy skin because
I'm having some sort of allergic reaction the past week
to something. So and it sucks. But you can't take
it out on her.
Speaker 1: I don't hear you complain it about it.
Speaker 2: I literally just did, but not until we got to
this part of the show where it I triggered it.
But you just deal with it. He doesn't know how
to just deal with things. So she's like, but you're
fighting with me and you're not being a gentleman, and
like I came all this way and you're not treating
me well, And he says, I'm sorry. I just can't
seem to express what I'm going through right now. I'm sorry,
and then he says, I'm sorry. I'm the one you're
matched with this.
Speaker 1: This whole thing was so strange. It was like what
happened to the card to this just seemed like two
Like there had to have been three hours with the
footage in between to get to this point. Is there strange?
Speaker 2: And so she's like, it's okay, we'll find a middle road.
We are opposite people and we have opposite lifestyles, but
I love you. I just want to be treated better.
And he says I'm sorry, and then he starts crying,
which is going to make his nose run more, but
I didn't see any tears. He does like a classic
face scrunching.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she says he's very sensitive, and he's like, I am,
that's true. And he says, it's just been such a
hard two days. I can barely make it through. And
she's like, okay, haha, I've been here two days and
you want to send me back. Okay, that's great. What
is heart? What has been so hard?
Speaker 1: You got to have a lot of sex and.
Speaker 2: You did spidering all night long.
Speaker 1: Spidery and it's been hard because you have to smell
a little perfume. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's like, we just have to find a way
to meet in the middle, and I was like, don't
say me, because then you're gonna stay in another fight.
So later at home, he's stretching with his ass in
the air and she's like, ten minutes in that position, Thomas,
your face is red and which again is going to
make his nose run. And he says he's like making
a joke, like nobody kiss me. So she gets down
on the ground and kisses him and then she pulls
him out of the position. They're kind of fun sometimes,
but then they go into being horrible like two seconds later.
So she wants better hangers to clean, to hang her
clothes up, and she wants to go buy a dresser
because again he's given her a coat closet. She's doing
her things so and he's like, I don't even know
where we would put a dresser, and I would rather
give you the closet. And she's like, well, I can't
hang my panties in my socks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you also dress her.
Speaker 2: You should have already given her the closet, Like this
should not even be a question or part of the
clos and she says, I've never he's never lived with
a woman before. I need to educate this little baby.
Speaker 1: What is he? Where are his? Where's his? Like underwearing
socks and small things? If he doesn't his t shirts
are hung up, like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Well, he pulls out one of those foldable cubes and
he's like, I cleaned out this bucket for you. It's
not a bucket, it's a foldable cube. And he's like this, think,
say you're welcome, Like cleaned out this bucket for you,
so you can put your panties and your socks in it,
like all together like a sock basket.
Speaker 1: Right, like basket.
Speaker 2: Haiti recently revealed that her sister tried to get the
whole family to do when she was growing up, and
all of them were supposed to put their socks in
the same basket even though they didn't share socks. But
it was a sock fatsket.
Speaker 1: There was a guy who loves blind that did that.
The family had a sock basket and the family, I mean,
I was like psychos.
Speaker 2: Also, remember Greg and Lucille would they were She was
folding like five million socks for some reason. It was like,
why are there somebody socks? What is he doing with
those socks?
Speaker 1: Well, we know what he was doing with those socks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's like, put your panties and socks in
this basket. And she's like, I didn't come to play games.
I want to live a normal life, like I lived
in Brazil with drawers to put my clothes in. Not
asking for a lot, Thomas, She's.
Speaker 1: Not asking for a lot. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: So she unpacks a black urmalin turmalin turmaline, which is
some sort of crystal rock thing and she has bought.
She's like, this will clean the bad energy in the apartment.
And she says she has been playing a dangerous game
of wasting money and now she's starting to waste my money.
And I was like, is she hunting people?
Speaker 1: Why is it so dangerous to buy a big crystal Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's playing a dangerous game. And like he's gonna do
something about it. He's just gonna whine and his voice
will get really high. So she says, she invested invested
two hundred and fifty dollars in this rock, but it's
an investment that will give us a return, try to
be magical at least one time, because I'm doing all
the work and manifestation all by myself. Thomas, try to
be a magical being at least one time.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. He's very into yoga, so it seems
like this is not a not an illogical step for
him to also be into crystals. But he's also we know,
like an aerospace engineer, so he's too science brained for that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he says, I'm spending thousands of dollars on
real things. I don't I don't know what he's where
an ouch? Yeah so yeah, not a table that you
can have a chair at. This is a bad investment.
This rock And she says, you have your roller blades
and he says those get me places. They save on
gas money. Are you commuting in your.
Speaker 1: Work? Oh my god, I would die.
Speaker 2: So she says, my manifestations are all the hard work
that I am doing. I have created this. I show
you a totally new world. When I met you, you
only ate rice, banana and meat. You was dry like
a grape like like sucks. So at least they thank you.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So somehow she has made him add more foods to
his diet through her manifestations and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got he's got something going on where he
ain't right.
Speaker 2: Well, he has prones, I believe.
Speaker 1: He said, Okay, that doesn't make you weird, that.
Speaker 2: He's just weird. It doesn't. And she's like, don't touch
my rock. If you want to lose one teeth, you're
gonna mess with my rocks. And she says money is
only worth anything while I'm alive, Like, if I die,
what does it matter if I have a billion dollars
in the bank. And this is the first time I
really thought, do I really want to marry this guy?
He's so stupid, it's so aggressive. So he says, I
told the government I would sponsor you, but I want
to sponsor you. I'm not sponsoring your rocks to come here.
And I'm scared. I got you a credit card because
you need a credit card, but it has your name
on it and I'm paying the bills and I'm really
scared to give it to you. And he says I
got her the credit card because she needs independence, but
I'm terrified what she's going to do with it. And
she goes, can I buy a car with it? And
he says, she goes in and out of credit card
debt and I didn't tell her, but it has a
twenty five thousand dollars spending limit, because that was the
lowest I could get. See, I think how much money
does he have?
Speaker 1: He must have a lot, because and I also think
he could very easily call the credit card company and say,
I'd like for you to make this like two thousand dollars, right,
it's been more than this amount a month or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm giving it to my teenage son, and I
don't want him to spend it on a party. So
she says, I swear when I want something in Brazil,
money just appears manifestation. So I'm not worried.
Speaker 1: It's great for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know they're fascinating. He makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Uh, he makes me uncomfortable too. He feels very like
a like a loose cannon, like you don't know what's
gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Totally. I don't feel like he's being a real person,
like or if he is, like he's unhinged, like yeah,
I just don't. I don't. I wouldn't feel safe in
his company.
Speaker 1: I definitely not with perfume. So speaking, I'm unhinged. All right,
let's go to Debbie and Meadow.
Speaker 2: So oh boy.
Speaker 1: We start with where we left off, with them having
that fight at that bar on Halloween, and he's outside
saying I've been patient with her, and the producer goes,
what happened to the car? He goes in the car,
I did nothing. She was crying. She was crying saying
she's prostrated, she's frostrated. She says I need conversation, and
I say I am listening, and then she goes, no, blah.
Speaker 2: Blah blah, Wow, that's not what happened. And the producer says,
so I am listening.
Speaker 1: No, he did not say I'm listening. What's wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong girl, I'm listening. I'm here for you.
Speaker 1: He says. My plan is just to go home, go
to my country. I don't I don't need something. I
don't need something. So Astra and Laura are standing there
and they're like, shit went south fast, and this is
not Egypt is not a Muslim country. You do not
treat women here like that, motherfucker. And then we see
Astro's boyfriend off to the side like home or simpstring
was just like, like, you know, what a mess with her?
And they're like, he has the nerve to treat her
like that today here, and now how's he gonna treat
her when they're home. He's not gonna treat her well
at all. I don't know what the future holds, but
it doesn't look good. And Astras says, I'm very upset.
Debbie does not deserve that heartache, not at all. So
they all go into the bar because now they need
to drink. So yeah, now think they're right though.
Speaker 2: If he treats her like that in public, in front
of her friends, in front of a camera crew, how
is he treating her when no one it's just them
in the apartment?
Speaker 1: Right? So Debbie is at home and she appears to
be sitting in her bed drunk, and she says, it's
na a bad day and this evening I had a
mini melt down and instead of compassion, I just got
what do you have to be crying for? Where are
you have to be crying for? He just dismissed anything
I was feeling. And it's always the same thing. If
he's not comfortable, he's going to go home. He's going
to go home.
Speaker 2: And if you live.
Speaker 1: You love someone, you don't throw that in their face
every two days. I'm not going to be taking and
called a bitch and yelling in front of my friends.
And he has a gug. It's back up a goa.
So she's drunk in her bed. She wasted, Yeah, hounding
some Savignia blanc so and the talking head. He says,
I was surprised. She made a big mistake when she
questioned my virginity. She pushed me too far. She saw
pictures of girl in Egypt, and so of course I say,
shut your mouth. And after that I will not deal
with her at all. It is finished. It is over.
And we see him getting on the couch and he
looks at his phone. He goes checking the flights. I
can't find one that would work, but tomorrow, god willing,
I'll find one. I can't be with her after these things.
It's over over over all, right, it's not over. They
got married. We heard, they got married, we saw, and
it's completely depressing to think that she did that. She
speaking a big mistake. So now it's fifty nine days
to wed and Debbie says, this is a huge mess.
I don't have any idea what to do yesterday. He
got into a mood and then I had this moment
where I remember being married before and feeling so alone,
and I'm not going to do it again. I have
no idea. If he's booked a ticket, I am so shocked.
I don't even know how to feel. I'm going to
meet it with Astra later to talk. I'm embarrassed so badly.
It's not even funny, and I'm expecting an Astra, we'll
just say run and get out while you can gain in.
So maybe she goes to work or something, because they
meet later and then we see is wrapped himself in
a white fluffy robe where a blanket or something is
sitting on the bed. After she leaves, I guess he's like,
I'm going to go get in the bed so.
Speaker 2: With my Lulu legging sign and a fluffy jacket.
Speaker 1: So the producer walks in and says, uh, meto, what's
going on, and he goes, nothing's going on. I'm trying
to find a ticket I had. If I had a ticket,
I would go back to Egypt today. I don't think
you can aford of my ticket. All right. Now she
goes to meet up with Astra. It's obviously like after work,
and Astra tells her, I have never seen anything go
south that fast in my life. It broke my heart
for you. Like he was acting at the Haunted House
like he was there for an audition, not a date
with you. And that was really, really, really heartbreaking to see.
And the talking head Astra goes, I would not accept
that behavior from anyone, and I would not rush it
under the rug. I would be like, send this guy home.
So then Astra says to Debbie, no matter what culture
you're from, saying shut your mouth, woman is not acceptable,
and she goes and he tried to intimidate me, and
he got close to me and he was just bulging
with rage. You could see the veins in his neck.
It's super immature, like you are over forty years old, sir.
Grow the fuck up. He acted like a clown. I
was worried for you. And if I was you, Debbie,
I would be devastated. If he's saying that stuff in
front of people, how does he treat you when no
one's around? So Debbie's's not She's going, yeah, yeah, he
was raging. He was raging, But I want you to
calm down. I don't want you to be worried. He's
been so wonderful on some days.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those.
Speaker 1: Are in the honeymoon phase. He's only there for three months.
You can't like act normal for three months. No, Astor says, right,
but not having a great day should not result in
a Toddler esque meltdown. So do you think he really
loves you? And Debbie goes, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
It was really bad. I don't know right now. And
Astra says, do you think he's using you to get famous?
Just to be on TV? She goes, well, I don't
think so. He says he came here for me. I've
never heard him say that. I've heard him say he's
going to be a Hollywood star.
Speaker 2: Yeah, show us the footage.
Speaker 1: Had I heard him say anything about her? And Astra says,
his intentions are questionable. I feel like he's just using her,
and it seems like he's acting. He's acting this one way.
So Astra says, Debbie, I don't think you can marry
this guy. He really showed his ass and I don't
think you can come back from it. And I don't
think it would be right to give him another chance.
I get very strange vibes from him, and Debbie goes, yes,
that's right, he will have to apologize. He will have
to apologize, and Astra goes, even if he does apologize,
send him pack an asap. Get him out of here, girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, roll up those lulu leggings and put him in
the backpack.
Speaker 1: Send him on already, he's already dressed for trap, he's
already travel.
Speaker 2: I get very strange vibes from him and I didn't
even see him in the leggings and the fuzzy bathrobe
that he's wearing. Yeah, but I still get very strange
vibes from.
Speaker 1: Him because he was so weird in the haunted house
and not even speaking to her, but like, it was
very weird. So in the talking head, Debbie says, he
is not showing me that he loves me or that
he cares about me, and I really, honestly, I don't
know what he's doing here, and by the way he's acting,
these are relationship ending consequences.
Speaker 2: Yes, Debbie, I'm scared for you. I don't think you
should have rented an apartment with stairs because I don't
trust I don't trust him around them.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, we're going to talk about We're going
to talk about Mallory and Rush Sheet, and then we'll
end with Katie and Josh. So Mallory and Ross Sheet.
They are on the bed with all the dogs. Now,
the night before was the party. He's still in his
you know, World War two win her shirt or whatever.
It's like, whatever that shirt was he had.
Speaker 2: Some people do not like showering.
Speaker 1: They don't shower before bed. They get sweaty and drink
all day and get right in the bed. But all
the dogs are there, and he says, I was drunk
last night. That's why the dogs got to sleep in
the bed. She goes, nah ah, I looked over. You're
cuddling with Opal. You're cuddling with Opal. That that little
dog with the short legs is trying to get up
on the bed with the steads. It's so cute. It's
so cute. So then talking head together, she goes, last
night he got white girl wasted. He's like, so what,
She goes, you know, like white girls they like to
get wasted. It's like white girl wasted. They got act
silly like crazy. He's a oh okay, he says, today
I'm going to have the hangout and she goes, no,
it's called hangover. And then he says, I'm going to
make some Turkish food to make us feel better, and
she goes, oh, no, my butthole's gonna hate me later.
And they talk about their butttholes being on fire. Ye,
not great, So she.
Speaker 2: Says, they talk about but stay. They last disagree.
Speaker 1: So I've had I've had twenty six years of marriage.
No butthole talk, No buttholetalk. Ever, So she says, but
did you have fun at the party and he says yes,
and he says, Brandy is bad. I talked to him.
He goes, yeah, what was that about. He goes, I
say I don't want you to be friends with my fiance.
And he didn't listen to me. He was angry, and
Mallory goes, I can't completely cut him out of my life.
You need to figure your shit out with each other,
because we're going to be in each other's lives, like
like Wren are Yan Wren. Michayla's husband is Brandon's best friend,
so we're gonna all be around each other. And he says, no, no,
if you love me, you listen to me. He goes, no, no,
you're starting shit doesn't need to be started. So they're
talking it together. He says, I talked to Brandy and
he's got something in his throat like, oh, I'm Brandy,
get the fuck out of my truck raw, And I
say what. I don't understand him hilarry stick in front
of his voice because it's very like low and red neecky. Yeah,
I say what? Then I just say yes, okay, And
Mallory says, I want to say if somebody said that
to me, don't talk to my fiance, I'd be like, okay,
bitch bye. And he goes, oh, oh if he said
that to me, I would really punch him. She goes,
oh you would. He goes, yeah, I would say who
you think you are? Beach, and then she laughs because
she thinks he's hilarious. And then talking head, she goes,
I'm okay with him being the man of the house.
I get it, but he is not going to come
in and change everything, like these people are part of
my life. They've been part of my life for a
long time. And if he has this much problem with
American culture, he should have married a Turkish woman. So
he's cooking and she's staring at him, and he goes,
I can't look you. Change your face, please change this face, please,
and she goes, I don't know what you're gonna do,
and he goes, I don't want to see this face
right now, and she goes, Okay, then turn around, go
to the stove her. I love her.
Speaker 2: I love that. I do like her attitude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe in their love. Still.
Speaker 2: Well, I think there's the second once this Brandy issue.
By the way, he needs to call him Brandon, like
he's not even respecting him enough to call it by
his name.
Speaker 1: So I think it's I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It is funny. But the once this issue is going
to be resolved, we have the whole secret of she
doesn't want kids and he thinks she does.
Speaker 1: Oh I already forgot about that secret.
Speaker 2: Well, they brought it up in the first episode, so
we think it will be an issue again. But I
feel like they needed to discuss a lot of this
stuff before, like who's in charge Brandon the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it is for show because
I think they're pretty solid.
Speaker 2: That would make me happy, Yeah, because I think they're
really cute together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's talk about Katie and gosh.
Speaker 2: This fucking train wreck of a couple.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, she's speaking of ain't right. She ain't right.
Something ain't right with her, and she needs to get
a proper diagnosis, because now that you've mentioned it, I
have noticed she does have a lot of facial tics
and very inappropriate things that she says, and she could
have Tourette's. I don't know. I don't know. Something is
going on. She is misdiagnosed, and maybe maybe we'll get
to it this season because they do need to be together.
And he is on Instagram daily talking about his life
in the United States, trying to.
Speaker 2: Get like telling people in the comments to be nice. Right,
so right, so we'll see he has a desk in
a chair that her friend gave them, presumably for free.
So he's thrilled, and she's like, I'm have you have
a disk. She's in a bad mood. She's been real
bitchy to so she says setting up a space with
someone is out of my comfort zone. I don't like
living with people. And he's like, okay, it's been nice.
I guess I'll go back to England, and she says
it's been difficult and we aren't communicating well and he's
been frustrated by the lack of furniture and many other things.
She says, let's not nitpick over each detail of the
apartment because we're making progress, and he's like, yeah, I
think I'm in I'm going to feel like really good
about it. I think we're in a better place today
than we were yesterday. And she goes, it's worse and
he's like, okay, well.
Speaker 1: It's worse because you were because you got one piece
of furniture and now you're a monster with your chair.
Speaker 2: So you monster for not wanting to sit on the
floor when your back hurts. So he says, can you
just not be dismissive and acknowledge that I've uprooted my
life and moved across the world. And this is when
she says, when I moved to Europe, I didn't find
it that big of a deal. So it's hard for
me to empathize with you. Okay, what the fuck is
wrong with her?
Speaker 1: And we're gonna have to it's gonna have to come out.
We're gonna have to figure it out and all be explained.
But she did not move to Europe. She traveled for
two years as a traveling dog sitter. She didn't pack
up her entire life because she left all her shit
in the storage unit here, So she didn't pack up
everything she had and moved to another country. She just
took a little sabbatical and traveled for two years and
left all her shit here and knew she was coming
back so.
Speaker 2: Could come back at any time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, So he says, you went on holiday with a suitcase,
I left everything, and now that I'm here, I'm not
allowed to leave for over a year and I'm not
allowed to work, so it's a completely different situation. Also,
being an immigrant in the US is a very fragile
position right now, and it weighs on me, and.
Speaker 1: She nowed it now, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she goes, I think if I was in your position,
I would be less stressed out because you don't think
about the consequences of your actions. So if you were
an immigrant in a country that is violently deporting people,
you wouldn't think twice about it because you'd never think
about consequences or repercussions of your actions. But he's a
conscientious adult who thinks about these things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. And she's also kind of a lily white
girl who doesn't have to worry about it because she's
not a brown person, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So he says, I think you just say
things that sound hopeful, and she says, well, you just
take it that way, and he says that's a cultural difference.
Maybe in the UK we read into things and I'm
trying to understand. No, she's just being a bitch. I'm
trying to understand American ways and you could put in
a little effort to understand British ways. And she goes,
we're in America.
Speaker 1: She's awful. I mean when she said to him, I
don't want to live with anybody. I don't like anybody
in my space, I would have been like, well fuck off,
Why am I here? Why am I here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So someone on Reddit said she drinks so much because
she knows she's unpleasant person when she's sober, and now
I can't unsee it.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping this next episode somebody's going to call out
or drinking, because when we get to it, you can
tell everybody that SES are coming is afraid they're going
to get attacks.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I would I would drink too if this
was the miserable kind of person that I was without alcohol,
I would probably.
Speaker 1: To no, it's not the answer.
Speaker 2: No, you need to fix yourself. Like there's so she's
clearly self medicating in the wrong way. So it's a
maladaptive technique that she's using too.
Speaker 1: Big word, big word, big word alert.
Speaker 2: I do a lot of therapy. So it's her birthday
party tonight at a bar, which is great, and the
way her previously sullen, frowning red lips lit up when
she said the word bar. She's like, it is my
birthday today at a bar, and I'm so excited. This
is the first time we've seen her smile in this episode, literally, and.
Speaker 1: It's have you seen have you go ahead?
Speaker 2: Because the red lips because they're so clown like.
Speaker 1: So smearred everywhere. Have you seen? Reality rocks her due
Katie and Josh, I mean it is beyond I mean
I've screenshot is it to her? I was like, I'm dead,
I'm on the floor. I cannot and she was like,
she's like too far. I was like, no, no, it's
she painted her whole fought of her face with It's
so good. It's so good.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for the puppets, because that puppet account that
does the it's so funny.
Speaker 1: AI, How are they doing them so fast?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, maybe it is AI. I didn't
even think about that.
Speaker 1: I'm so bad at that.
Speaker 2: Okay. So she's super excited because it's at a bar
and her friend Ryan is in town, and she invited him,
but maybe realized that she shouldn't have. So she met
Ryan when she ran the Chicago Marathon together, and then
they traveled together in Europe for two weeks. She was
in her chaotic era girls still in your chaotic ERAI are?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: She made out with Ryan several times, and Josh was
present for two out of the four makeouts.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Ok And she says, and he doesn't know that he's
coming to the party. And that's also why I'm pissed
today because I hate keeping secrets.
Speaker 1: It just none of it makes sense. This poor girl.
Something is so wrong. She has got to seek some help.
Speaker 2: So she is worried Josh won't go to her party
because he had said I won't get within twenty feet
of Ryan. Why did you invite him? Because you enjoy
chaos and you are an agent of chaos. And yes,
do not want to change. Yes, you seek out the
chaos because something is going on in your brain chemistry
and you're seeking serotonin or something by creating these drama
filled situations.
Speaker 1: Yes, all of it.
Speaker 2: Yes, So she says to him, I have something to
tell you, and she's like, smiling really awkwardly, and I
invited someone you don't like to my party. I invited Ryan. Smile, smile, smile.
She's like, I just got excited when he said he
was in town visiting, but I didn't think it through
because I don't think anything through. And he says, well,
this puts me in an awkward position. I don't want
to be a dick, but it's your birthday. And he says,
I met Ryan in Germany at a bar, and she
kissed him and was about to travel with him for
two weeks. And I told her to stop or admit
that you just don't want to be in a relationship
with me. And while she was away with him, traveling
the whole time, I thought I would be getting a
text from her saying they slept together. Like I was
living in constant fear, and I had to choose to
believe her when she said nothing happened, but this is
exhausting and just the.
Speaker 1: Two of them were traveling and he thinks nothing happened.
Come yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So she says, what can I do to make you
comfortable at this party? And he said, well, you must
know by now what's good behavior and what's not, like
having a dozen shots and making out with him or
other people. I'm not asking for a lot. And she
doesn't promise not to do that. She's just like, okay,
she's like kind about six shots, is that right? Uh huh, yeah,
that's half. She's like, I want you and Ryan to coexist,
and he says, I want to know what Ryan's motives are,
why he thinks it's okay to make out with you
and when he knew we were together. So Josh is
mad and he thinks Katie is taking advantage of him
being so nice. Yeah, and he's like, I don't know
what Katie wants to happen in this situation, but if
she plays games, she's gonna find out good. He's not
gonna do anything. He's gonna say he's he he should
have put his foot down so long ago.
Speaker 1: Like listen, he sent Ryan. He sent Ryan a strongly
worded text. That's that's about as bad as going to
get for Josh. He's gonna send you strong, strongly worded British.
Speaker 2: Text and at the end it's going to say best Josh,
cheer go yeah Josh. So she says to him, I
want to be a better person to you and a
better partner for us, but part of me likes seeking
thrills and excitement. Call your therapist, tell them Houston, we
have so many problems. This is not O c D.
This is something that I'm not qualified to diagnose. But
she needs to deal with this before she gets married.
And for the love of God, Josh, you need to
move on. And if Katie fixes herself and comes back
to you before you're already spoken for, then great. And
if not, it wasn't meant to be because it's giving
pathetic now that you are still staying in this relationship.
Speaker 1: He's cute and he's British, and it seems like he
has some money, he's got a career.
Speaker 2: I mean, he seems he has a lot of chess
care that he likes to show off in some Yeah yeah,
all right, so.
Speaker 1: We're trying to set him up. Somebody going to check
in the Portland area.
Speaker 2: So he says, when you say things like that that
you're seeking excitement and thrills, it makes me feel like
a bald and chain and I'm weighing you down and
all you want to do is live this part of
your A lifestyle title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, episode of.
Speaker 2: Yep, but I didn't sign up for this and this
isn't the relationship that I want. And she's like, yeah,
I know, but I'm not going to change. She didn't
say that, So he goes, I'm crazy. I'm fun girl.
So my whole personality is alcohol. So they go to
her party and she's like yay, and he goes, yay
twenty eight and she's like twenty seven wow, and he's like, oh,
that's embarrassing. But she is young. I mean, she's still
in her twenties. She doesn't have to be married now.
She still wants to be young. She just shouldn't settle
him with this sort.
Speaker 1: Of big I mean, this hole. When she said in
the car like she didn't even want him to do
the K one process and come, I mean like, yeah,
does she just want to be engaged long distance? Like
I don't understand what she wanted?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants her cake and eat it too, like
she wants a fiance, but she also wants to be
able to party and make.
Speaker 1: It out totally.
Speaker 2: So she shows him her text with Ryan in the
car and she's like, yeah, he said he's coming. He
said no tequila shots, but we'll still have fun without them.
And then we texted about going for a run this
weekend while he's in town.
Speaker 1: No, like, why, Josh says.
Speaker 2: So polite because they're in an uber. Josh is like,
but also he's always this polite. Can I just ask,
why do you want to be friends with him given
the amount of drama around the situation?
Speaker 1: Yes, good question.
Speaker 2: You already knew it was a mistake to invite him
to the party, and now you're planning a run with.
Speaker 1: Him, knowing that I have told him never to come
within five feet of you again.
Speaker 2: Yes, right. So she's like, well, he's fun and he's
a good friend. And he'd answer if I was crying
in the middle of the night, well, that's great, but
you have a fiance now we could do that. So
Josh says, in my mind, our relationship should be the
most important thing, and if something is threatening it, it
has to be removed and cut it out and cut
out him out of our lives. And she's like, well, no,
I still want to be friends with him, know, And
I okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like because you think she's she's thinking because
Ryan thinks she's pretty and cute and funny, and she's
getting that funny she's getting that validation, validation, yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: And I think in her mind she thinks she's already
sacrificed and compromised a lot for Josh because she's been
driving him around for four days and she got an
apartment instead of living in her car or crashing on
a man's sofa.
Speaker 1: And she got him a chair. What does he want?
Speaker 2: She let him have a chair.
Speaker 1: Get a chair now? Geez.
Speaker 2: So Josh says, how would you feel if I was
friends with other women? And she's like, I'd be jealous
and I'd be like, why are you friends with them?
But I don't want to sound like a hypocrite, because
we're not in that situation. And he says, even to
say that it sounds dumb.
Speaker 1: And like, over, that's not nice, but that is correct. Yeah,
that is.
Speaker 2: She's called you stupid many times. I'm fine with it.
She said that you wanting a couch is stupid.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 2: She's very blunt, so I like that he's now being blunt. Also,
I don't want to be a hypocrite, but I'm not
because we're not in that situation, because you're not friends
with girls. So I'm not a hypocrite by saying that
I wouldn't watch it. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Like something right, something right.
Speaker 2: So she jokes, let's have a competition at the bar.
Whoever makes out with the most people wins. He's like,
do you want me to leave? And I'm like, maybe
she does, Maybe she does, Maybe she does yep. And
at the bar, she's like super stressed. She's like, my
OCD is coming. I'm really nervous. Oh my god. And
our last communication Josh texted Ryan, I don't know what
you're doing. You're in the wrong. I don't have space
for you in my life. Cheerio and he So she's
very nervous. One of her friends has a baby at
the bar in a little jar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is that normal?
Speaker 2: Do people do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Yeah? If you have a brandy baby, and literally
you could just be like we're going to go for
an hour to this bird party and then head home.
Yeah it's fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I think it's all right. Way like smoking
or yeah alloud music or anything like that. I think
it's yeah, that's true, Okay. So I just don't know
the rules. So then Ryan arrives with a present for her.
I don't think even Josh got her present. So he
gives her a present, and he's like Katie. Also in
some of the photos of Ryan, yeah, did you did
you see? I saw one photos?
Speaker 1: But what what did he have?
Speaker 2: Half of a tooth missing in one of the photos?
Speaker 1: How did I miss? I see?
Speaker 2: But then it's fixed in the other photos and in
the present he has gotten it fixed.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, so probably they got drunk in Germany and
he knocked his tooth out when he was making out
with her or something.
Speaker 2: That's exactly, honestly, exactly what I thought too. Yeah, so
no joke, that is exactly. I bet that happens a lot.
I bet she has friends that are missing limbs because
of wild party nights with her. So, uh, Ryan has
a present. He says, Katie is my whirlwind friend. She
maybe lose this tooth. She creates the most crazy situations.
Katie and I did get drunk in Octoberfest and Josh
was there and we did things that were inappropriate right
in front of him. And then a friend asked, Josh asked, Katie,
has Josh calmed you down at all? And she's like, yeah,
well but everything. Every time I think I've calmed down,
I feel like I'm actually going crazy. And Ryan says,
isn't that what's great about her though? Yeah, which is
the validation that she needs. Also, so you don't live
with this chaos like Josh does. You just deal with
it at parties sometimes and then it's gone. Right, you
can get your life back together.
Speaker 1: Right, You don't have to live with her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, she is unwell, so don't encourage mental unwellness because
it's fun for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. Yeah, she's my chaotic friend that's so fun
to go to a board with. But then I don't
see her for three months. I don't know what happens
in those three months, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, instead of being like, maybe she needs medication and
I just won't have as much fun, but she will
be healthy, so that's good. Yeah. So Ryan's like, that's
so great. She's so crazy and fun. And her friend
says are you ready to settle down, Katie? And she says,
I mean, I still crave the partied life, and we
keep cutting between her and Josh, and Josh is telling
a friend Katie has a good heart, but she's so
unpredictable and but like he's trusting her, and she's like,
I just missed the party lifestyle.
Speaker 1: So it's just all those friends are trying to be like,
I'm trying to give you more scorch. My eyes run.
Speaker 2: Yes, literally, I'm gonna pass you a note. I'm going
to hide a note for you in the bathroom under
black light on the wall, like this get out. This
is my number. We have an underground railroad that we
can get you to escape, and we've done it with
many of Katie's boyfriends before, so we're gonna smuggle you
back to England. So she pulls Ryan and Josh aside
so they can all go outside and talk, and Josh
just says to Ryan, so like, why are you here?
And Ryan says it sounded fun and to be fun
because she's fun and crazy and wild, and Katie says
he no, He goes, this is so bizarre. He goes, well,
Katie and I have had a lot of conversations recently
about what she wants from her life. So why why
have they been talking so much? Rightsh hates it about
serious topics like what she wants in her life. And
it sounds like he's about to say, like, Katie and
I have decided that this relationship is not what's best
for her and it's stopping her from being her true self.
But she didn't have the courage to break up with you,
so she needs me as backup like that.
Speaker 1: But that's not what's going to happen because it's a
match heart fake out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so, he says, she we've discussed what she
wants from her life. There's a reason this keeps happening, Right, Katie,
do you do you know more about what you want
from your life? And she looks at Josh and says
I think so, and Josh says, well, we're getting married, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that because he said on the text,
we're not gonna have tequila shots and we'll have fun
without them. That he's gonna say. Katie's been talking about
how she really wants to cut back on her drinking
because it makes everything worse. That's what I think that's
what should happen, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: From next week's next week on, it looks like she
still gets wasted at this party.
Speaker 1: She's, oh, she's so wasted. She wants to not get wasted,
but she's still gonna waste. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So next
time on, Mallory and Rashka shot for a bidet and
they're looking at all the features and he says he's
like aroused because the day is so exciting for him,
and it's eight hundred dollars and she goes, that's a lot,
eight hundred dollars, And he goes, what am I gonna
do here? Like I don't have any money, I don't
have a car, Like what can I do? So he's frustrated.
Paula is selling two guys. I don't know who these
guys are. It's not explained. So she's telling these two guys.
She hates that there is no couch there, and she
was like, I can't even live here. I feel like
a refugee as I don't have my things. Marissa tells
Edward they're driving in the car and.
Speaker 2: I like, that's a little far fallen. You are sitting
on carpet.
Speaker 1: And there's a bed. There is a bed. Yeah. Marissa
in the car tells to Edward, I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed,
and I don't know how I can do my job
and take care of everybody. I just don't know how
I can take on taking care of one more person.
And he says, if you think like that, it's not
going to work, which is what I think she's also
hoping for. Yeah, Annabelle is standing there. Now there's a
lake in the background where Annabel's talking. Uh. Oh, they've
gone to the lake. They've gone to the lake.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's finally lake life. We're gonna see
lake life. What happens lake life?
Speaker 1: So, annabel says, Shaye told me he was with some
old friends, but I didn't know ni Cole would be there.
And then we see Alison, his daughter, telling Annabella he's
been hanging out with Nicole the whole time you guys
have been together. And by the way, in the middle
of that somewhere he married her and divorced her and
had a kid.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I'm still very confused about the Nicole situation, but
I do know that Alison has been waiting for this
moment she's delighted.
Speaker 1: Delighted and talking to it. Annabel says, I can't marry
this man, which I'm sure is a fake out. And
then we see Katie. She is drunk and hanging on
that Guy's name is Ryan, right, it's Ryan. Yep, she's
hanging on no tooth, Ryan, no tooth. She's hanging on him,
going I just want to kiss you. I want to
kiss you. And we see Josh looking over and he says,
I thought we were over this. This is bullshit, Like
I can't do this with her, Like, God, how much
does it cost to get back to England?
Speaker 2: Seriously, how could she possibly save herself after this night?
That he is still in America. They've discussed this so many.
Speaker 1: So many times. We do see it. We've seen a
scene where she asked him for an open relationship and
he's like, no.
Speaker 2: Y's forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Get out of your beach. Okay, let's do a quick
Kimberly's Corner and chat about I do want to get
you some intro music to Kimberly's Corner, but I didn't.
I don't have it yet, but I'm going to get
some intro music. We're going to talk about quickly. We're
going to talk about ninety day Diaries. And I just
said quickly because it's already an hour and a half episode.
Speaker 2: I know she wants me to wrap this up. So
but I'll just talk about the first episode because we
missed an episode last week, so maybe I'll just talk
I'll just talk quickly about high points.
Speaker 1: High points.
Speaker 2: So John and Megan, that's the real story here, even
though this all seems to fake. But John is a
delivery driver, and John he got it. He's like a
delivery driver, but he's wearing real clothes, so I don't
really understand, like not wearing a uniform. And he delivers
an Amazon package to someone's door, but oh exciting in
regular clothes. So he got a dog, Lincoln, who likes
to pee and poop everywhere, and he bought him on
the streets. He's John's emotional support buddy. Megan is trying
to get everything ready for the baby, and he bought
her the wrong kind of pickles. She's having cravings. He said,
we went through this hard time where I didn't know
if this was gonna work. And then we see that
scene where she throws he throws the ring out the
window from last season and it seemed kind of fake
and he's like, you think, fine, I'm done with you.
Sparkles throws the ring out the window and then they're
like broken up. But then she announces she's pregnant and
we got back together, and so he's implying she trapped
him essentially that with this baby. So he uh. Also,
then she films herself when she gets the news that
she's pregnant, and she's like, I'm a little sad but
also happy. And I was like, why would you film this?
Your kid might see that someday. Yeah, you were kind
of sad. So John meets with his friend and he's
hoping the friend will get him excited about the baby
because he's not excited. And he says, when she told
me she was pregnant, it was shock and trauma, okay,
And he tells Carlos Carlos is the friend. He's like,
I'm thinking the kid isn't mine. Bro, I don't know.
I've never gotten a woman pregnant before, and I've slept
with so many women, bro. And I am on testosterone
for low energy, and a side effect is dropping your
sperm count. And we were barely having sex at the time,
so I don't see how this baby is mine. Now,
if you're thinking, Carlos would say, bro, don't be an idiot.
Why would she want you to be the father of
this baby? You? Carlos, who has been red pilled, says,
you know, I heard this statistic that twenty five percent
of fathers out there are raising kids that aren't theirs.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, Carlos, Okay.
Speaker 2: Twenty five percent. Where are you getting that information? I
googled it. It's actually one to five percent, and the
twenty five percent number came from clinics where men were
getting tested because they had doubts about the fraternity. So
they already had doubts, so they were getting tested. Twenty
five percent of those came back they were not the father.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, all right, all right, Carlos, go go join
Jovon and Is Andrew Tait Podcash. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So John wants to get tested, but he knows Megan
won't like it, and she he goes. But if she
doesn't want to do the test, it means she's hiding something,
or it means that she's offended. Because you're right, you're
calling her a horror yeah, and you're calling her a horror.
So Megan, who has duck lips and has always looks
stoned because of those lashes, she's.
Speaker 1: Always got like shit just smeared under her eyes.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, it's like a Viva who said
she just always like yeah, she says. So he says,
I want to get tested, and she says, you're calling
me a hoe and you're fighting an excuse to not
be a father, and he she's like it, you are
the father, and he says, I hope I am. But
every day, twenty five percent of men are paying for
a kid that's not mine, that's not theirs. And she goes,
where are you getting these statistics and he's like Carlos.
Speaker 1: Uh. She's like, you're not allowed to hang out with
Carlos anymore.
Speaker 2: He sucks Carlos's banned. So she's like, fine, we'll do
the test, but you know, I hope you aren't trying
to find a way out of the responsibility of being
a parent like you always do. So then in the morning,
Meghan wakes up says, I think my water broke, and
John says, I think you'd know if your water broke,
and he goes back to sleep. When he wakes up.
He's filming himself, and he says, I guess Meghan went
to the hospital without me, because I guess she went
into labor. I thought we had a few more hours,
so I went back to sleep.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, John, this.
Speaker 2: Is why Meghan isn't lying about you being the father,
because no one would willingly want you to be the
father of their child. A man she can't even trust
to drive her to the hospital. If she had slept
with someone else, anyone else, a homeless man, she would
have chosen them to be the father of her child.
She's not picking you, so if there were any other
oper to be the father. So at the hospital, she's
she thinks you can tell she's on pain meds because
she thinks it's funny that John went back to sleep.
And she's like, he never takes anything seriously. You can't
take it personally. You just have to laugh about it.
And he says, I can't wait to see that sparkle
in that. He said, spockle in the little in the
little baby's eyes. And Megan says, as you're going to
be swapping her mouth, and he goes, well, I want
credit for telling you about the test, and not just
doing it in secret. I could have just done it
like surreptitiously. So then she's laughing because she found the
test at their house that he had ordered a week before.
He ordered a maternity test by accident.
Speaker 1: So it's just going to prove that the baby that
comes out of her vagina is her baby.
Speaker 2: It's her baby. So she he had to reorder the
right one again. This is why she went not willingly
choose you to a father. Yeah, so then she asked
for an epidural, so I guess she wasn't on drugs.
She just thinks he's funny. She gives birth to a
baby girl, Rowan. She says he kept her laughing through
the ten hours of labor, and he did fall asleep
at one point, and he says, I didn't want to
look too early. I'm not interested in national geographic It's
not a place for a man. It's a place for
a man to put his willy, not watch a baby
come out.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is why you've not been a father
up to this point.
Speaker 2: But okay, exactly So the next day the paternity test
arrives and he says he never wanted to be a father,
but watching Rowan smile. It would make him heartbroken if
she wasn't him and he they do the test at
the hospital and Megan is just going along with it.
So that's love or it's totally fake for the show.
Speaker 1: I think the latter. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then Natalie we she was just she enters
a beauty pageant for like Miss International something, and she's
hoping she's gonna get discovered by like Chanelle or Gucci, oh,
become a model. She looks like a busty Elsa in
her outfit and everyone's faces blurred besides hers, the judges,
everyone because they've gotten no one's approval, and she's wearing
an evening gown with sandals, sandals, and she wins. She
wins this beauty pageant that is at a restaurant on
their outdoor patio. So it was She's a lot to
deal with. So then Evelyn and Corey they're still fighting.
He tries to show her how beautiful snow is and
it's fun for like five seconds, and then she's like,
I still want to move back to Ecuador because this
sucks and we need a divorce. So then, okay, this
past episode that was on last night, Jovi and Yara.
Oh boy. So she says, I'm thirty years old. My
name is Yara, and he goes, you're thirty one, and
she says, after thirty, I'm always gonna be thirty. I
love Yara. So Yara wanted him to stay home more,
so he resigned from his job at the oil rig
or whatever, and he's staying home. He's gonna eventually start
looking for work in Miami, but right now he is
being a stay at home dad, but mostly he watches
TV and goes out drinking beer with his friends and
not doing any of the erin's or household chores that
she has asked him to do while she's working. Shocker
on her yeah, and he goes, I deserve a break.
I've worked really hard, and she's like, I'd love to
relax at the beach. But we're adults. We have responsibilities.
You go out with your friends until three am. So
two hours later, he's fed up with her nagging, so
he goes to a bar in the middle of the
day to meet with Georgie all Right, and he's bitching
about how Yara is never happy and Georgie's like, she
just wants to spend time with you, and he's like, well,
I invite her to come out with me, but she
doesn't want to, and so she tells me what to
do all the time. She bosses me around. In my
own home. We sleep in separate rooms sometimes, so it's
not working. And Georgie says, that's how the universe works.
The women are in charge, that's what happens. And he's like,
Jovie's like, do you always want to do what Darcy says?
And Georgie's like, that's what you have to do. That's
what the universe says.
Speaker 1: Georgie tell you. She says, come on, come on, we've
seen your seasons. Yes.
Speaker 2: So Jovie says he's not ready for divorce, but he
is not happy and the constant fighting is not good
for Mila and maybe they need time apart. So he
goes home from the bar full of confidence. He walks
into the apartment and she goes, take your shoes off.
Your shoes are dirty, and he says, it's my house.
I'll do what I want. Oh, and she's like, take
your shoes off, and he's like he kicks them into
the corner and he's like better, and she goes, listen, Jovie,
we all deserve time to relax, but you can't run
from responsibilities. You drink every day. You smell like alcohol
right now. And he's like, you have a problem with that,
and she's like, yes, I do. And she then she's like,
you know what, fine, if it makes you happy to
be unhealthy and get drunk all the time, I don't
care anymore. Do what you want. And he's like, you
wanted me to quit my job and come home more.
And she's like, not this version of you. This is
not what I asked for. I asked for like a
present father. And he goes, I'm a prisoner in my
own home, being attacked constantly. I'm leaving. So he packs
up a bag and says, I'm going to a hotel.
And she goes, who does this? This is why we
have a problem, because you're not mentally developed.
Speaker 1: And the mother nature does not bless you, and the leather.
Speaker 2: Nagen is a bless you. She goes, we grew up together.
But it's like I grew up and you didn't. And
he's like fine, and he leaves and she's by herself
peeling an orange.
Speaker 1: So we're to believe that diaries, they set up a
tripod and recorded this interaction. This divorce, right, don't. I
don't believe a word of this. It's all set up
for them to be on whatever it is, the thing
that they're filming right now.
Speaker 2: But I do believe right now, I totally think they
might be separated, because.
Speaker 1: I hope they are. I hope she gets rid of him.
I hate him.
Speaker 2: I am so sick of him. That video of him
being rude to the waitress at the restaurant, yeah wasted, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, never forget. And then he doubled down on
it the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's the girls? When can mama? When step in? Please?
So John and Megan, they're waiting for the DNA results.
He says he loves Rowan so much that he would
raise her as his own. And it's only been a
couple weeks, but he's like, I would still raise her
even if she's that.
Speaker 1: That's how that twenty percent gets you. You let your
guard down.
Speaker 2: So he says he gets it, and it says he's
the father, it's ninety nine point nine nine percent. And
she's she's like, you know, yeah, I'm a nice Catholic
girl and you treated me like a dime store hooker.
I need an apology, John, And so he apologizes, and
he goes, now that she's mine, marriage is back on
the table, and Megan goes, I don't think so. I'm
over marriage. Like I let's see how you do as
a dad. But you know, I don't think so. And
John goes, Okay, see all the fellas out there. If
you want to get this result, buy my tapes for
nineteen ninety nine John's way of getting out of.
Speaker 1: Marriage ninety ninety nine. Request piss her off.
Speaker 2: Piss her off, so she doesn't want to marry you, okayya?
Oh remember yeah Sinjin? Yeah, she looks great. She rewrites
the whole history with Sinjin, how basically they got divorced
because she wanted children and he didn't. And it wasn't
at all that you said you weren't his soulmate. He
wasn't your soulmate and your ex was your soulmate.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So she has dated a couple women recently, and she
considers herself by but she is now over the vagina
because she wants to be a mom, so that's where
she's focused on. So she is meeting her gay friend
Curtis to ask him to be her sperm donor. And
if you think that seems all over the place, that's
how she is. So she's thirty five. She wanted a
baby by thirty, so she is on a time crunch,
and she doesn't want a sperm bank because they are anonymous,
and she really wants to know her baby's father, so
she asked Curtis. He can't stop lacking. He and then
she's like kissing up to him and he's giggling. He's like,
oh my god, I've never said what, Oh my god.
And he's cute, he seems fun, and she kisses up
to him. She's like, you're just so handsome, You've such
great jeans, and you're such a good person, and like
hoping he'll say yes, but he says no. He says
he's not in a place to have kids, and she
starts crying and she tells He tells her, you just
need to focus on finding love, and I think you're
gonna have a baby with that person. And so she
decides to shift her priorities and she's going to a
queer event where women will be trying to win a
date with her. Is she concusedout where babies come from?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well, I mean maybe maybe she just
like at her core, really wants to only date women
and she's only trying to find a dude so she
can have a baby. But I mean she can adopt
a baby, or there's other ways to have a bit. Whatever,
go ahead, I don't need it. I don't need to
interrupt this stupid storyline. Go ahea.
Speaker 2: It's like a game show. They do it like Love Connection,
where Tanya sits on a chair and she's like blindfolded,
and then these women come up and she has to
cut them one by one by asking questions. So Sarah
considers herself a sassy stud. She's family oriented, she's a nerd,
she wants to get married. She's adorable. She's who I
would have picked done. Okay, keeh Lee has her butt
cheeks out, and that's all you need to know about Keieley.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: Cory is twenty seven, wants to find someone caring who
doesn't mind that she doesn't have a front tooth sometimes
because she can pop it in and out.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, le she fixed it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, she doesn't have it right now, so she
has not worn the tooth the flipper for this dating event. Okay, no, nope,
that tooth is gone elimination.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 2: And then there's someone named yad Ja Yaja Yasia, which
is spelled y e Ja da I.
Speaker 1: Okay, no nope, just qualified on that alone exactly.
Speaker 2: So the first question is about sex. She chops Sarah
the cute nerd, and I was very sad. Yaja is
chopped because she admits that she was a cheater. She
is cheated, and she ends up picking butt cheeks because
but he says that she wants to have children.
Speaker 1: Okay, and she.
Speaker 2: Is very excited when she sees Keeley because she's hot
and has their butt cheeks out. But she's like, but
you know what, it's not gonna be serious. I'm sure
I'm still looking for a sperm donor, so hit me up.
That's why I've gone on this show to try to
find a sperm donor.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And our last couple is Luke and Madeleine and
your favorite and he rolls up. Did he have his
fur coat on? He's like, yo, yo, your boy is
back in La. He should take his era. He's the
big era. Yeah, he could go to Bashada. So he
goes to see his boy David, and he's like my boy,
yo yo, David, and David's backyard is huge, which must
be where all the money that he stole from Luke went.
Speaker 1: To, because that's where he's married. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Madeline's K one visa got processed right after
they had their Colombian wedding. So what they decided to
do is not FVI a legal marriage paperwork in Colombia
and pretend they didn't get married in Colombia even though
it was on TV, and do the K one visa
to get her to America because they think that's faster.
So but at the tell All, she accused Brian of
stealing from him and they got into a huge fight
and they haven't spoken since the tell all. So he
tells Brian, we haven't been talking. I still have her
passwords for social media, logged into her account, saw that
she had messaged an older dude about with her number,
and I was like old like you or.
Speaker 1: Old like old?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and it was like a fifty or sixty
year old And so he read all of their messages.
It seems like they went out on a few dates
and he'd is like, I don't know where we stand.
The k one is still open. She just needs to
schedule an interview with the embassy. And I don't I
don't know what's going to happen. So David says, you'd
be sponsoring her. You could get her here and she'd
do her own thing. I don't trust her. You need
to confront her. So he video calls her and she
blurs her background, which was weird. I was wondering was
she in the shop that is failing or I don't
shop closed? So now yeah, So she says she still
loves him. She's being so nice. I still love you
and I want to be with you. And I think
our problems came from the distance what we saw when
he moved there. You guys almost murdered each other dates
right right, totally, So those little dogs saw some things
that they can see. So he says that sounds great,
But I know what you've been up to. I saw
the messages, and I know you went out with that guy,
and it makes me doubt that our relationship is real.
What happened with him? And she says, I don't want
to talk about that, and he says, okay, well then
I don't think we should be together. We should keep
being single, and she goes, yeah, and then she tells
us it's hilarious him trying to act like he's breaking
up with me, so pathetic, like I already broke up
with you. Are you stupid? Are you trying to break
up with me again? Like she's so funny. She's like,
I broke up with you on the tell all and
now you're acting like you're breaking up with me, like
it was all your idea. Okay, sure, And he says,
thank you so much for taking the time to speak
with me, like he's ending a job interview. Yeah, and
he says, You'll always have a special place in my
heart and she says, I wish you the best. This
is the nicest they have ever been to each other,
if this was real and totally but yes, I can't
believe that this is a real breakup that we're seeing
on diaries again. So next time we have Anna and Marcelle.
She looks amazing. They have not had sex for the
past four years.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, because he's some sort of sex add act.
Remember she like outed him on the internet and then
she decided to stay with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he liked those moles on her face.
And then when she got rid of him, he's like,
did she get rid of them all anymore? Yeah, they're gone.
Oh wow. Caesar goes on a date and this woman
wants to marry him, and he says we should just
date for a while, and she's like, no, you gotta
I'm ready to get married, like now, So why are
you why are you acting like you have all the
time in the world.
Speaker 1: Dangs Caesar.
Speaker 2: Wow, you found a woman that actually wants to marry you.
Go for it. She's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then Olga and Steven, which I believed in their
love and I'm really sad. Yeah, they're now separated or divorced.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I can't too hot people get along.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean he was terrible in their season,
but he really got better. He did a lot of
work on himself, had changed. But yeah, it wasn't enough.
Speaker 1: I remember she had like her whole family was murdered
and they were in a cult or something terrible.
Speaker 2: Remember she was in a bad situation. Yeah, and the
hospital where she gave birth in Russia was so scary
and like Moldy, it was bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, but they're both in the States.
Speaker 2: I think they're in Baltimore, right, yeah, and they're both
like single and raising their son englicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for Kimberly's corner. I appreciate it. I
did see a little bit of Diaries when I right
when I saw Luke, I was like, nope, oh, wait
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Speaker 2: Bye bye, t
Speaker 1: B move to time