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Speaker 1: Her new boyfriends Michael. He's been around for four years

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and he fills her love tank. Now, this is a

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famous line from many, many many years ago. Almost o

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g because Dawn did not fill her love tank. But

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finally someone is doing it and not pretending to have

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cancer or use her money to fund a run for

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the governorship.

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Speaker 2: Love tank sounds like a white snake song. Is gross. Hi, Hello,

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and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of bad television.

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I am Dylan, and that is Pat Hi, leader of

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the Rebellion.

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Speaker 1: Ruby's here too, Hi, Ruby, Hey, Dyl, Ruby ideal.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Pat off to a little melancholy type of start. I

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can already tell me.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you why you're gonna need to host these shows?

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Moving for I? I can, I can. I don't want

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to start the season off on negative foot. But this

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group of women we're breaking down, the Real Housewives of

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Orange County. It's one of the most confounding things in

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reality television. Why this cast has not been gutted and

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and and gutted with a mercilessness that we require in

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reality TV producing in favor of some arbitrary imagined fiction

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of nostalgia and legacy to get to twenty these.

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Speaker 1: Go go go. The audience wants this guy.

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Speaker 2: We have Meatball back, who I love so much and

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I only want her and Travis to be happy, and

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I only also want her off my TV. We have Emily,

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who looks fantastic and I think Pandas is scary and

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it breaks my heart, but I also want that so

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far away. Then we have Tamra, who I hate more

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than a lot of politicians that I hate, and you

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know that I hate politicians with a fervency that is

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too intense at times. Tamra Judge is a rat fuck

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monster who I don't want to watch on a weekly basis.

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Then we have Heather de bro who just reminds everyone

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that the wealthy are psychos and I just don't understand

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why we're here again. I am happy about Vicky, so

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I'll give it four.

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Speaker 1: How about I'm saying no. My point is I hate

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her now she's like like now she's uh turning the

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like that now she's officially old and falls down all

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the time. Shannabadour. I'm just gonna fall down. I'm just

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gonna fall down. I'm old. I can't get out of

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the car. I don't like Shanna Badoor here. I don't

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like her stick. She's clearly now said I'm just gonna

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fall down and I'm old and I can't do anything,

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and I hate it for tits four tits.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I agree with some of what you've said, mainly

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about Tamra. What I would like to change of what

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you said is I don't like Vicky. I don't think

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Vicky deserves to be back here. I thought the most

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disturbing thing that I had seen in forty eight hours

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was her saying I will pay you later to the

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people that massage her feet. God, I really. What I

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will say is the new girl spice alert. That's going

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to be very fun to watch her navigate. One being

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a real estate agent broker while Gina is trying to

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build this massive business. And two she's skinny. She she has

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big tits, and Vicky hates people that do that.

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Speaker 1: So I built this thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So we have that. We have Jen continuing

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to parent and live the way that she does. Don't

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know how you're there.

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Speaker 1: Her sun was up here yesterday, light and shit on fire.

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Speaker 4: Wow Wow.

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Speaker 3: Didn't get caught though, so taught him well. And Heather's mom,

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oh my God, we're going to talk about her, but

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I have euthanize.

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Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and say it. Yeah, I mean, I

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don't care. Let's go ahead and say it.

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Speaker 4: She here, okay, here's well, we'll talk about her.

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Speaker 3: I hope we see her not as a friend of

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sprinkle her in like a like as often as you

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get food poisoning.

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Speaker 4: I don't want it that much.

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Speaker 2: I want to I want to walk back the euthanization

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comment because I don't think.

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Speaker 1: That about how there's mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to die soon anyway, so she won't.

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Speaker 4: She's got at least another decade in her.

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Speaker 2: No, I know, but that's enough. We don't need to intervene.

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That juice is expensive, that is what I'm saying. How

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many tits.

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Speaker 4: Thirty eight?

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Speaker 2: I mean the can you imagine being in partavi areta

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at whatever all inclusive swingers compound you and your boo

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are at and having the people work there rubbing your

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feet and then you pay them later. I can't eat.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sound crash.

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Speaker 2: She sat.

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Speaker 1: I could never let people massage my feet. I don't

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like massages. I get when it gives me a blowjob.

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let people service.

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Speaker 4: Me about when your wife does it versus Still.

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Speaker 2: I'm still what I think it's been years love thing

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because I think it's a self loved thing. I'm kidding,

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go ahead, it's a self loved thing because I don't know. Well,

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it's definitely like a body issue thing. But it's also

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I think a self love thing because I absolutely refuse

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to have a woman or a man from a foreign

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land touching my feet. What kind What am I in

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a palanquin? Is this game of throns? I don't like it.

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I've had three massages in my life. They've all been

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extremely corrective because there's an emergency because I can't turn

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my head actually, and I can't drive. But nothing to

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enjoy anything. Four tits, thirty eight tits? How many tits?

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Speaker 1: I have an Easter egg in this episode. Oh I'm sorry,

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this is getting sexual.

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Speaker 1: When they walk on to Heather de Bru's party in

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the corridor before they actually go into the building, there

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was someone that's Patrick's familiar with from a little while ago.

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I had sex with a woman that is in that corridor.

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but she's right there in one of the scenes and

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Speaker 2: Watching with your wife?

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Speaker 1: No, no, we watched the screeners.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I don't even know if she made the cut,

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but anyway I saw her, I was like, oh my god, Wow,

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she was married at the time. I'm not proud of this,

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but she used to come up to Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't be proud of that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not proud of it. I just said I'm not

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proud of it.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't be you know, we should say that there

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was not enough pop in circumstance.

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Speaker 1: I don't think those orange ladies they're all oh I

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was going to give a hint at what she did

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for a living.

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Speaker 2: They're all real estate agents.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a real estate agent.

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Speaker 2: Those elephants, they're all gray. It's like, right, not a

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pomp and circumstance to Ruby actually being in studio with us.

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She's flown home because we said that Lucy was sleeping

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by herself during the day in her crib, and Ruby said,

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Speaker 3: A Yeah, just to really quickly make that clear, that's

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exactly what happened. My brother informed me that my niece

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was now sleeping in a in a new way, and

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I said, that's so unbelievably heartbreaking that I haven't been

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here to witness it. I'm booking a ticket on this

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FaceTime and now I'm here, and that was four days ago.

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Speaker 2: Really really exciting to have Ruby here. Six Tits cool,

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and we'll talk about badoor. The dog people are betraying

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the collective bargaining agreement that we've all signed. They are

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a malevolent form of oblivious and we're seeing that writ

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large in our society, especially in metropolitan life. They have

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to be stopped. I don't know. I don't know what

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to do about these fucking dog people. We'll get into

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it when she ignores the sign that says no dogs.

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All right, let's get into it and get in the comments.

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Let us know what you think about a twentieth time

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watching these ladies get together. Are you excited? Are you

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super excited? Let us know. So there's a package for

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the nostalgia heads. Any thoughts on that because this is

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your favorite franchise Housewise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well we get that look back to two

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thousand and six, where the show was selling this vision

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of lives behind gates with huge homes and expensive cars

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and these bigger lives than we were having as we

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were watching this show this new network on Bravo. Twenty

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years later, meat Ball lives in a three bedroom townhouse

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with eighteen kids. The rest of the cast lives in

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shitty fucking track.

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Speaker 2: Dollar was stronger in two thous fair enough.

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Speaker 1: One of whom lives in her boyfriend's house. Who I

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think she's only living with him because it's a free house,

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and you know, to be fair, the house is paid

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for it with stolen.

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Speaker 2: Moneying fires with her homeless son. If she didn't have.

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Speaker 5: Brian, right, So it's a different show now, it's a

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completely different show. So the beginning of this feels like,

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by the way, Shannon Badoor used to have money, you know,

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when she was living with that asshole, they had a

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fucking basketball court in there.

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Speaker 2: What happened with that rooms? Did she not go hard

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enough in the divorce?

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Speaker 3: You do not get divorced when you have to split

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up fifteen million dollars and things like that.

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Speaker 4: It goes really quickly, It goes really quickly.

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Speaker 1: Also, she's this seemed light to me. That rental that

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she has is twelve grand a month. That's light.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you know that?

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Speaker 4: It said it. They said it was like ten five

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hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: All right, So the beginning of this feels like a

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fucking gonzo episode of this show. Like we're in Mexico

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with no context whatsoever. We're just in Mexico. Vicky and

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Shannon are falling over in the Shannon can't walk.

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Speaker 1: Vicky, she can walk, that's her thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but so she's doing uh, that's

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Speaker 1: And also Vic, oh sorry, that's Archie. He said that small.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't Archie. That was actually a lot of dogs.

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Speaker 1: So maybe next time he's happy.

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Speaker 2: Just one dog bar No, he's in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Now, he's in heaven now with friends.

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Speaker 2: Rest in peace, Archie and I really we do.

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Speaker 4: We mean it.

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Speaker 2: We mean it. We're dog people. We just don't let

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our dogs jump up on the produce section, the misted

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produce section at grocery stores.

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Speaker 4: We'll get there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking crazy. But there's this moment where Vicky says,

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I'm very stressed free here, and Shannon says, no, you're not.

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You came in here in an anaphylactic shock because you

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broke a coffee mug. And I'm just going, what.

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Speaker 4: The fuck is going on?

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about? Coffee mug? We haven't seen it.

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Why are we in Mexico? I'm very vulnerable, But we

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do fill out the story. Vicky is in part of

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Iarta a third of the year or a good amount

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of the year. Now coming up, we'll have a little

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bit of crisis. This is the kind of opposite of deportation,

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kind of like like no, no, no, you actually have

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to stay, which is it's funny given what's transpiring in

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our home country, right, So that's just a little bit different.

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So I love Vicky. She wants Shannon to move down there,

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and Shannon asks if she can bring the dogs. She says, no,

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absolutely not. You don't want two dogs down here. What

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are you talking about? And then we get a recap

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of what Shannon's been up to, which is basically just

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cleaning up. Now. Our mother has gone through something like this.

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Mom handles having to dog children with a little bit

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more grace and a little bit more composure than Shannabadoor.

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She doesn't fall over as much, so she still falls.

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I don't know what his fucking name is, Hank. The

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house is in tatters.

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Speaker 1: And what dog was on the balcony when I went

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over to your house?

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Speaker 2: That was Bernie.

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Speaker 4: He bites people. He does not hardens hard.

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Speaker 2: But it's a shepherding thing. And uh and this is

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why I'm not a dog. I don't really own dogs

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because when you're leaving my house, my cat doesn't try

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to bite your achilles tendon. Okay, so it's just a

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little bit. It's I love bit different. We get to

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them getting the.

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Speaker 1: That's Archie. He wanted to know if they found the

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bottles under Shannbadoor's car seat.

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Speaker 4: They did.

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Speaker 1: Arch He's trying to warn people.

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Speaker 2: God, what are the bottles. They're plastic pink Whitney shooters.

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It's lemonade.

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Speaker 4: No, it's vodka, ma'am. It's pink lemonade vodka.

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Speaker 3: It's pink lemon Officer, it's pink lemonade, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: It has an ABV of forty percent.

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Speaker 1: So I'm Shannon ba Door.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I just remembered.

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Speaker 3: She's not getting any child support anymore, right because the

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kids are old. So does she just get Do you

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get alimony for spousal support for forever?

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Speaker 2: No? Not forever?

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Speaker 1: Well, if they were married past ten years, maybe, but.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit, not forever.

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Speaker 4: What's she gonna do if she doesn't get money from David?

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Speaker 2: Well, she makes three hundred thousand dollars for four months

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of work being on this show, so hopefully she can

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parlay that into something. Maybe just invest in the SpaceX.

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Speaker 3: That might be the only way, Dylan, and I'm not joking.

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If she's paying ten grand a month just for the house, okay, yeah,

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we know her out is another eleven grand a month

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where you blow through whatever you have pretty quickly, that's

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Hoalary's gone.

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Speaker 2: So we take three hundred grand from Bravo, maybe five

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hundred grand, let's be generous. She might be a million, Okay, fine,

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all right. If a million, I think we're okay because

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then she's a twelve percent of her yearly in year rate.

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That's okay. But yeah, we're worried. We're worried. They get

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their feet rubbed by these people on the beach, they'll

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they'll pay them later. I think we covered the ugly

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American of it all there, and we can get to

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dying star scarves.

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Speaker 1: When you start off a season with scarf dying, I

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mean we're in trouble, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's this moment where Meatball we're very happy because

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we've been wanting. I think we all ship Travis and

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Meatball correct. And finally the cubic sirconium has hit the finger.

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But it was a template. It was a prototype to

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see if she liked the shape. There's a certain amount

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of secrecy that you have to go about when you're

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proposing to somebody. You can't ask them, you know, a

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month leading up, Hey do you like this size or

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that you know? It's a tell. The way that Heather

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Debro speaks about this, talks, approaches this subject and really

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every subject in life, is nauseating and grotesque. She belittles

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her and and.

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Speaker 1: Only the way that Heather can do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I love the ring mm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice and plastic and fake.

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Speaker 2: Heather Debro should just live at the Kentucky Derby because

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her her attitude is the fancy hatted women at the con.

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She's just such a monstrous human being. And actually, Heather,

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you didn't come by all that through legal means. There's

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no way Vicky brings it up. Doctors don't live in

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forty million dollar all right.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna defend the debros here, and you know I

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hate them more than anything. That asshole gets up at

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four in the morning to be at the office at six.

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He does fourteen fucking operations today, works six days a week,

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comes home probably at eight o'clock at night, just to

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do it all over again. He's a fucking workaholic. He

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is Frankenstein. He is Satan. He's the meanest person on

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the planet Earth, and he is He earned every fucking

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dime he ever made.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that he is not a multi millionaire,

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and I'm not saying that somebody that works that hard

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at chopping people's tits up doesn't deserve a good amount

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of money. This is a marketplace. There's a demand, there's

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a supply. You know. I'm not a communist, but he

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is not that wealthy. The Swan wasn't on long enough

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to go into syndication. What are we talking about? Can

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you back me up here? Please?

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Speaker 1: They have three.

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Speaker 3: Offices, right, I think it's very weird, is what I'll say.

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He is the type of person. The difference between it's

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like the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire. It's

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like a million seconds is like an hour or something,

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and a billion is like a week.

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Speaker 4: It's like, there's it.

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Speaker 2: It's like thirty two years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like or it's like, really, he's a little

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There's a difference between being really, really really good at

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your job on TV doing forty four pairs of tits

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every day.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, so many? Okay, do you throw all.

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Speaker 3: On eleven fifteen million dollar house in Newport Beach, which

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would be insane? He's building and selling fifty five plus

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million dollar homes repeatedly, genuinely.

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Speaker 4: That's I don't know.

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Speaker 2: How that's doctor money. That's not money.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how much?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how much money this guy pulls down probably

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in a month, just with these operations. Remember he has

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doctors working under him, so he's an umbrella. Right, Okay,

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so he's probably making a million dollars a week.

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Speaker 2: What let's not let's not attempt to, you know, project

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his finances. Let's just agree to disagree, but also not

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because you're out flanked. You're out ranked by the Democratic.

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Speaker 1: But I work in this town and I work with

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these people, and I just don't much money plastic surgery.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I just want to ask a question this, is there

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any other plastic surgeon that lives like him?

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Speaker 4: Like, are there other plastic surgeons that are that are

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making that?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: First off, I know people that have worked well, who's

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the guy that was on Who's the guy who's this coat? Yeah,

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they had worked together, and I just know their schedules

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and how crazy it is and how much they can

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make per operation. Let's up to sixty thousand dollars per operation.

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Speaker 2: Let's not get bogged down in this. Okay, we find

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a disagree.

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Speaker 1: I just disagreed with Vicky. She sounds very jealous.

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Speaker 2: Uh. Tamra walks in with the posture of a fucking gollum,

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some kind of rock creature. She and Earling Holland have

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the same kind of posture, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she did something to herself and her face and

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her body. I don't know what it was, but it

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looked like she had been like her skin had been

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taken off of Tamar and put on a new camera.

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Speaker 4: It looked like it wasn't It was a West World

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kind of ying. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it really yeah, really really scary. She's in a

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new form every season. But but but but but the

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corrosive center is still there and unchanged and unmoved, regardless

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of the hour spent on the couch, which evidently is

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no longer transpiring because she has finally arrived at a

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place where she loves herself. Right now, Heather de bro

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brought some goodies. The goodies are uh a crue de tee.

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Speaker 1: From Ralphs from Ralph's. Isn't it funny? The wealthy well

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her can still be a little trash. I actually think

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they just pulled that off the production staff's catering table

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and threw it over there so they could have something that.

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Speaker 2: But but and I again this is insignificant, but I

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think it speaks to why was it? Because I agree.

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Speaker 1: This was a horrible first setup, so you have the package,

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why it starts the season?

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Speaker 2: Why was it?

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Speaker 1: Heathers?

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Speaker 2: Though? Why did they have to say it was almost like.

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Speaker 1: Because she's been a TikToker. This is tiktoki.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no no, I'm talking about the crew to

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take I'm talking about the vegetable platter. Why was it Heather's?

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Why did it belong to Heather? Why did the person

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at the scarf dying place that was Tiktoki say.

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Speaker 3: That was Heathers because Heather invited them, Dylan, it was Heather's.

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It was Heather's scarf dying day, Okay. And I would

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venture to say, when everybody else goes to scarf Dying

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studios dot Com Forward Slash dire Scarves, they don't bring

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crew to tape platters.

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Speaker 2: It was just her, So Tamra is here to blow

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things up. She said that in a heated interview with

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Jeff what's his name, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Lewis, Jeff Lewis, I want to talk about Jeff. Okay, Okay,

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Jeff Lewis. I used to be a huge fan of

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Flipping Out started he Some could argue there were like

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three shows that were the pillars of Bravo, the Housewives franchise.

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Of course, below Deck came a little bit later, Top Chef,

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Top Chef.

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Speaker 2: Top Chef was pretty important to Bravo in the early days.

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Speaker 4: I think that was a little bit later.

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Speaker 3: That was like a Below Deck introduction time. I think

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this was Flipping Out was before to me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, like two thousand and nine, it made you

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go there and watch. This was when Bravo would do

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the reunions. It would be Andy's sitting with Jeff Lewis

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in a room asking him questions as the reunion. It

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was very odd stuff.

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Speaker 2: It was vander Pump around this time or later.

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Speaker 1: Vander Pump Rules came in twenty thirteen. Okay, so that

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Housewives certainly. Yeah, but anyway, Jeff was there early on. So,

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but this guy who I loved was always a good businessman,

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super smart, but also condescending, mean, very critical, kind of

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a jerky and it was always very very funny for

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a number of years. And then you realized as the

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years go on that that wasn't just a small part

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of his character. It was ninety percent part of his character.

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And ten years on you realize, like, oh, this guy

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has thirty years of relationships where ninety percent of the

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people that have interacted with him hate his fucking guts.

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Speaker 2: You know. To me, it was over when Zoila was

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as mistreated as she was, And that's when.

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Speaker 1: Or Gage or Jenny Lewis or forty past employees. At

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some point you got to look at this guy and go,

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oh he's satan. Yeah, and now what he does on

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his radio show where he did to Brandy and whatever, Julie.

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Speaker 2: He Unearth's with no shamer and he.

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Speaker 1: Did to the fucking Heather. I mean he's a fucking jackass. Yeah,

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fuck you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well on that podcast, are.

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Speaker 1: You having thoughts on that?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no at all?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all good over there on the texts.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Dylan was right.

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Speaker 3: Chef actually came around in two thousand and six and

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Flipping Out was seven nice still, which is just kind

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of crazy to me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: I also love the Workout, which was a personal trainer show.

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Speaker 2: Nobody fucking knows what people.

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Speaker 1: Did watch that back then. And then Rachel Zoe she

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had Tailor on, which then had brad.

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Speaker 2: On Zeemeister, the Zellmeister and a few stolen her house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I have him calling from inside.

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Speaker 2: So Tamra said that she was going to arrive at

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season twenty to tear shit up and that everyone on

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that cast betrayed her and she was going to make

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them rude the day they did that. Now, when Heather

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and Meatball asked her about those quotes, she got it

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was just a joke. There are certain lies that you

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can't pull off. There are certain lies that are so

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egregious that everyone is made uncomfortable, and we just decide

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to move on what I think the girls do because

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she said it with such vitriol and such hatred that

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it can possibly be a joke.

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Speaker 1: By the way, when has Tamra at not shown up

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to a seasonal? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say, By the way,

472
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when has Tamar told a joke?

473
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really good question. So I love Heather's

474
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,640
response to Tamra saying, you guys all took a group

475
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,000
photo without me. It was really, really hurtful. And Heather

476
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,119
just said I was completely self absorbed. I was only

477
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,039
concerned with how I looked in the photo. Can you

478
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blame me? I mean, this is our job? And Tamar goes,

479
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you know what, I actually get that. Uh So we

480
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make amends very quickly and we talk about the incident

481
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at the not so Quiet Woman.

482
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Speaker 1: Have you ever been there?

483
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Speaker 2: Ruby?

484
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Speaker 1: No?

485
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Speaker 4: Have you?

486
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: We should go there?

487
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Speaker 4: I would love to, y fine, Pat and I will go.

488
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You don't have to.

489
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to drive to the city of Orange

490
00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:54,960
for it's disgusting No, it's not Orange County.

491
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Speaker 4: You don't have to come down.

492
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Speaker 1: Mister Pope Pens.

493
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Speaker 3: But so we even see this, this ultimate girl strip

494
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has not come out yet.

495
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Speaker 1: Right now we have the screener in our thing if

496
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we want to see it.

497
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Speaker 4: Wow, this is the type of thing that is.

498
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Speaker 3: I don't know how in your fifties you do this

499
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,359
in public multiple times where you live in a very

500
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small community and get up in the morning and show

501
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your face.

502
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Speaker 4: I don't know.

503
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like doing something in a college dorm at

504
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a small liberal arts school.

505
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Speaker 4: But worse.

506
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So here's the breakdown of the game film. We

507
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,480
learned that tam Rat called Shannon Bandoor a fucking drunk,

508
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:36,400
said you can't get a dude, you're homeless. Now you

509
00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:39,839
lose her, And then there was some other mean stuff.

510
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,440
I think there you're poor or whatever. And then Heather

511
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,640
to Roe says she was appalled by this behavior. Yeah,

512
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,799
she's always appalled.

513
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Speaker 2: Here's my question. And I forgive me for being poopy.

514
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,720
I think some of the audience will like it, some

515
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:59,079
people won't. I apologize, it's just the stasis that I'm

516
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:06,759
in when I watch the show. But I'll not be

517
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:16,599
gaslet Orange County is filled with strip malls, raised trucks

518
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:23,079
and tracked homes and car dealerships. What are we talking about?

519
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,119
My other question that is a little poopy, is we.

520
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: Don't forget steakhouses with neon signs?

521
00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:33,559
Speaker 2: Exactly? What are we It's like a Honestly, it's like

522
00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:37,200
a it's like a less hot redo to be. Maybe

523
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,440
it's not that bad, but what are we doing picking

524
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,039
up the cameras and filming the same women that no

525
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:46,920
one wants on this show? On a new show called Ultimate.

526
00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: Girls Ultimate Girls Ship, there's only two women from Orange

527
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,440
County on that.

528
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 3: Okay, it's all the franchises. Yeah, So the best part

529
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,480
about it is I believe like while this extremes a

530
00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:59,119
long place, Yeah, like Giselle from Potomac is like, what

531
00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,960
the fuck is wrong with you?

532
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,279
Speaker 4: Guys? Like people they're hopefully watching it saying, oh my god.

533
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,559
Speaker 2: Might as well jump?

534
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,519
Speaker 1: Don don you might as well jump?

535
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: O poopy doo, I'll kill might as well, I'll kill you,

536
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,480
I'll fuck it kill you. No, no, no, no, might

537
00:28:17,519 --> 00:28:19,400
as well jump? Okay.

538
00:28:19,519 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: You know what's funny about Luyanne, Yeah, is that I

539
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,160
don't think she understands that she's that she's the joke.

540
00:28:26,759 --> 00:28:29,440
Like hundreds, possibly thousands of people show up to hear

541
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:34,200
her sing, and it's because she's horrible. I'd sing right.

542
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 4: She is not.

543
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:40,119
Speaker 3: She is not in a place to accept that she

544
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,279
is anything other than a star, so she won't.

545
00:28:43,359 --> 00:28:46,319
Speaker 2: She's like the room.

546
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, sure, you're a shining star, shining bright tonight. Ha,

547
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:59,440
whoa are you feeling it tonight? All right?

548
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:06,759
Speaker 2: So yeah, they do get into a fight and called

549
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:09,920
each other a lonely hag and a drunk bitch. We'll

550
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,480
see how they get on. Should we get back to Shannon.

551
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,559
Speaker 1: Let's go to Mexico.

552
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:18,799
Speaker 2: We have a knee wrap situation with Vicky. She can't walk,

553
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:26,480
she's hobbled, and her knee dislocates, which is I thought

554
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,240
a condition that only affected athletes and horse girls with

555
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:33,640
roly backpacks in junior high. But evidently, and and that's

556
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,240
foolish of me because obviously they happen to the elderly

557
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:39,359
as well. So her knee keeps slipping. She needs a rap.

558
00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:44,599
And they're headed to a margarita spot where they parade

559
00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:48,440
around a donkey inside and the women say that the

560
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,519
donkey is not abused This is such an out of sight,

561
00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:55,240
out of mind, ugly American thing to do traffic, one

562
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of these places where an animal is paraded around.

563
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Speaker 1: Lucky for everyone, it's not in America. It's in Mexico.

564
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Speaker 2: No, I know that. Yeah, I'm saying it's.

565
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a margery to play Dylan, it's on

566
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:10,279
DeLay's okay. And Vicky said, I put you on the map.

567
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I would like to invest. And the owner said, we

568
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don't want you here at all, don't come back.

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Speaker 2: If there was a way for us to make you

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not come here, we would do it. We just haven't

571
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figured out how because you're here all the time.

572
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,039
Speaker 4: And also the Mexican government won't let you leave now,

573
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so shit.

574
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: To suck with you right now? All right?

575
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Speaker 1: So this is Vicky's perfect spot. This is where this

576
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is like an old person's home where they still let

577
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old people feel cool, you know what I mean. And

578
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I'm sure the locals are happy to have her money,

579
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so they make her feel special.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like boombox night at a hospice. Ward.

581
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Speaker 3: But she's the youngest one by like twelve years, that's

582
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and she loves it.

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Speaker 4: She's never missed one.

584
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Now, her new boyfriend's Michael. He's

585
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,119
been around for four years and he fills her love tank.

586
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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: This is the famous line for many, many many years ago,

588
00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:03,960
almost og because Dawn did not fill her love tank.

589
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,319
But finally someone is doing it and not pretending to

590
00:31:07,319 --> 00:31:09,960
have cancer or use her money to fund a run

591
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for the governorship.

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Speaker 2: Love tank sounds like a white Snake song. Is gross.

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Speaker 4: Vicky loves White Snake.

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Speaker 1: Pretty life changing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say so. I look, you look incredible, okay.

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GLP ones have become known for their results. Yeah quite frankly,

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I mean you worth three hundred pounds and now you're

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one hundred and seventy five.

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Speaker 1: Uh okay, but who's counting you know?

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and boom, the weight started falling off and I got

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let's get to Jen and Emily. Pat, do you want

633
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to talk about pandas?

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Speaker 1: Oh, sure Emily is healthier now because Luke's eating French

635
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,000
fries and after throwing pills down his throat, using lasers

636
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,680
on him, and grafting her anxiety on him for a

637
00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:31,359
couple of years, it turns out he just didn't.

638
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Speaker 2: Like the school he was attending. So he's all better

639
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,519
right now now, I you asked, I really do envy

640
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:41,359
your blase fair attitude with the many things that could

641
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,680
harm or hinder your child's future, because I'm racked with

642
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:49,759
anxiety about it. This I think actually might be a

643
00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:51,359
bigger issue than you are letting on.

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00:33:51,759 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 4: I think you're right, Dell.

645
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he might have some serious problems that

646
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,759
could trouble a parent and you being blessed with two beautiful,

647
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:03,920
healthy children. While prison baby does punch Bomby in the face,

648
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,839
he's not quite Luke. I think Luke's really going through it.

649
00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. It probably doesn't help that mummy's like telling people

650
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,400
openly that Shane's not the love of her life. Hey,

651
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,079
I wonder what's really happening when the camera is on here? Yeah?

652
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:17,920
Or could possibly?

653
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Speaker 2: How could he be good?

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Speaker 4: Cue? If I'm being honest, very very good. Cue.

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00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's another thing that all cast Akay horribly. As

656
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:34,039
a non parent, I don't think this is good. And

657
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:37,920
I think that the more disturbing part was the scene

658
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,519
with her daughter.

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Speaker 4: Later.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this has got to get dare I say,

661
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:45,920
maybe we go to the gym and actual therapy.

662
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: Maybe?

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Speaker 3: And I also am the parent and I could be wrong.

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So that's what I think about her.

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Speaker 1: I'm really sweet, do you want lunch? Get the fuck

666
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:53,360
out of my room.

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00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: I'm so blown away with jim parents, Like I'm not

668
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,440
saying I go do take your classes a couple times

669
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,400
a week, go to the gym every day for for

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an I don't know how you. I guess people just

671
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,559
prioritize it and you just do it.

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Speaker 4: If you have kids in school, I get it.

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Speaker 3: But like Danny Buco, having fucking four kids under one

674
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,239
year old and you have newborns and everyone is breastfeeding

675
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,159
and fighting for their lives, work out every day?

676
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 4: What is it? Buko Buka, I don't know, Fucko, I

677
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:24,519
don't know. It's probably fucko.

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00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny fucko needs to put the fucking dumb bells down,

679
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but also.

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Speaker 4: Not to talk about a woman's body, because we would

681
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:32,639
never do that.

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Speaker 3: Here, she looks so cool, she looks, she looks pat

683
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:40,239
shut up, she looks, she looks incredible.

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00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 2: Patas doing the Haunted mansion at Disneyland Eyes. Okay, and

685
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and now it's even worse.

686
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Speaker 1: He's uh, you know, I'm not so he wants to cry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like Emily's body makes him

688
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,800
want to cry, which is crazy because she looks absolutely

689
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:07,719
fucking gorgeous. A quick thing from this little luncheon, Grayson

690
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,880
got caught speeding at one hundred and five miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: Now I am a seven hundred dollars ticket. And by

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00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,519
the way, what that's going to do is insurance. And

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right there, that's the wonders of California for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Real mistakes are really punished, not

695
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for like I don't know, the people that don't Nestley

696
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or anything, but for.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, I was going to say people that, yeah,

698
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breaking your house, yeah, kick down your doss.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a good, it's a good. Uh, the top

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and bottom go scott Free US.

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Speaker 1: You know, filthy, yucky Normi's in the middle. We really

702
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paid the price, right right, right?

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Speaker 2: Like, hey, officer, I had someone riding my ass. I

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got scared. I started driving one hundred eighteen miles an hour.

705
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:51,079
What's a big deal. Sure, I have a fast car

706
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:52,679
and I'm seventeen years old. It's not a big deal.

707
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,119
Speaker 3: I wonder if this is didn't she get DAWs in

708
00:36:55,159 --> 00:36:58,559
the Mustang? I wonder if this is your little brother

709
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:01,599
driving the must staying And when she said that it

710
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:04,000
was so out of character for him to speed that

711
00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:07,639
it shook her to her core. I really had to think,

712
00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:10,760
and I said, wow, I don't know that you know

713
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:11,760
him that well?

714
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,119
Speaker 4: Right?

715
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,199
Speaker 2: Oh, definitely A parent getting a child a really nice

716
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:16,800
car for their first car is crazy.

717
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 1: It is dumb.

718
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: A parent getting a Mustang for a child's first car.

719
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,639
I don't eat well. A Mustang is a nice car.

720
00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:28,679
It's not an Audi, you know, a seven or whatever.

721
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:33,679
But my god, just the decisions coming in.

722
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: What did Lynn Curtin do to our kids? One of

723
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,880
them's got like two fingers left and lives in fucking Lancaster.

724
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, that.

725
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,519
Speaker 3: Was a pretty sad to be fair like when the

726
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:44,320
police show up at your house and they say, where

727
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,679
are your parents? You need to get out. You're being

728
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,360
evicted because your dad has been lying. You're probably pretty

729
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,039
scarred from that.

730
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,079
Speaker 2: I don't know who Lynn Curtin is, but we've cut

731
00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:56,119
back and forth from Shannon and Emily and Shannon or

732
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,880
Jan and Emily and Shannon and Vicki, who is in

733
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:03,440
Parson says the Tamera is evidently done with therapy and

734
00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:06,440
loves who she is, and Vicky says, what are you

735
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,880
talking about? She loves sushi. Now, it's how do we

736
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,079
feel about that line? How do we feel about Vicky's

737
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,800
role on the show the Zany.

738
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm happy to have Vicki back. I just it's several

739
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,280
of the other cast members are problematic for me, all right.

740
00:38:24,559 --> 00:38:27,159
I Vicki always brings it. She chooses men that hate

741
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:28,559
her and want to use her for her money.

742
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

743
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,679
Speaker 1: Her children are losers that she floats their entire lives, right,

744
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,679
and yet she's so proud.

745
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,199
Speaker 2: Of them, uh huh.

746
00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: And so her life is fun to watch the others

747
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:47,239
I know nothing about what's really taking place in For example,

748
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,719
Emily's life, she will throw out the panda thing.

749
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,159
Speaker 2: We know what's going on in Emily's No, we don't.

750
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 1: Not really.

751
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,119
Speaker 2: She's working out, she's getting protein style, she's coming home,

752
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:01,280
and she's getting banged from behind with a lean cuisine

753
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,800
on her lower back. Fair enough, We get to another

754
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,119
bad parent in Tamra. Her darling Sofia or whatever that

755
00:39:09,199 --> 00:39:13,079
child's name is, is completing her ged dar Orange County.

756
00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:15,199
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to give it up to this kid.

757
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,280
She foregoed going to the musicians Institute.

758
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also, what do we do when I don't

759
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,440
want to sound like a coastal leader of privileged, privileged

760
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,000
little shit. I know there are lots of people that

761
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:36,239
need to complete GED's high school didn't work out. Sophia

762
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:40,199
doesn't strike me as a person who would not be

763
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:44,079
able to complete high school. Ever, I don't know why

764
00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:48,679
she's completing a GED You know what I'm saying, I

765
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,199
do actually saying.

766
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 4: I'm completely aware. I am not sure. I don't know

767
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,840
if this was like a continuing education type of thing.

768
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,360
I'm not sure.

769
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: But she feels as though she could take that test

770
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,199
and pass it with flying colors. Now, uh huh not

771
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,119
Tamra Sophia Daria.

772
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well she didn't go and Emily and Jen

773
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,559
have children who are growing up, so let's get to

774
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:10,880
badure really quickly.

775
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 3: Yes, when she gets the pink paint on her sweatshirt,

776
00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:20,440
and again, perhaps I am too close with my mother

777
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,559
and I don't want to have girls because I didn't

778
00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:24,639
do this as a child. I wasn't like a cunt

779
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,400
bitch to my mom. We didn't do that phase when

780
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,719
your mom says things to you like you're a disaster

781
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,119
because she thinks it's funny and she doesn't have the

782
00:40:35,159 --> 00:40:37,559
ability to regulate what comes out of her mouth and

783
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,280
repeatedly is not paying attention to what you are wanting

784
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:41,840
or doing.

785
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 4: I don't know that it breeds the best stuff.

786
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 2: In the world, healthy children, just good.

787
00:40:49,679 --> 00:40:52,559
Speaker 4: Stuff, you know. Maybe it's something else. That's all.

788
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,079
Speaker 1: Well, I want to say, Emily's life and her family

789
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,280
continue to be reality TV death and then Jen should

790
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,159
go to parent Yale for mentioning that her and her

791
00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:04,000
daughter struggle to insert tampons in her that's really it

792
00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:05,199
appropriate well.

793
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:08,159
Speaker 3: But also another reason for jail. Sorry, dil She says,

794
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,920
we fought about how to put a tampon in ten times. Yeah,

795
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,639
there's one way and not how about that, because it's

796
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,719
one way in, one way out.

797
00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:19,599
Speaker 2: Obviously being hyperbolic about how many times they fought about it,

798
00:41:19,639 --> 00:41:21,760
but how do we even get to the likely number,

799
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,400
which is four?

800
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 4: Right?

801
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:25,039
Speaker 2: Right? How are we fighting about it that much? Like

802
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:28,079
herby said, one way in, one way out? All right,

803
00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:30,239
so we get to badure?

804
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,679
Speaker 1: Okay, can I take this one please? All right? So

805
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,119
she's called Stella many times. It's always on face and

806
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,079
Stella's not in town. She's in Paris wrapping up what

807
00:41:41,159 --> 00:41:44,599
other whatever education she's going to do. Her voice, I'm

808
00:41:44,679 --> 00:41:47,360
referring to Stella. Let's just say the apple doesn't fall

809
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,239
far from the drunken tree. Her voice always sounds like

810
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,719
she's been smoking all night and drinking out a club

811
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,719
till four in the morning.

812
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 2: A lot of good times. Yeah.

813
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: The good news is, uh, she's got a degree in

814
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:02,360
what is it hospitality? That's right, which we'll qualify her

815
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,400
to work either front desk at a fucking shitty hotel

816
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:07,079
or be a fucking waitress.

817
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,679
Speaker 2: She could barkin three Michelin dining, but she'll, I think,

818
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,800
quickly get disillusioned with the amount of work that goes

819
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,119
into it and the amount of stress and level of excellence.

820
00:42:18,159 --> 00:42:20,559
But who knows, Maybe she's gonna do well. I want

821
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:24,360
to zero in on her mother, who you know, I know,

822
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,320
dead Horse. We spoke about it. But Shannon Madoor sees

823
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,920
a display on a lawn with a sign that says

824
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,400
no dogs. Now, this is my problem with with this

825
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:42,920
kind of dog person. So that sign was put there

826
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:49,880
and it means all dogs, every single dog you could

827
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,559
imagine is not allowed on that line in front of

828
00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:57,039
the or on that lawn in front of that display. Now,

829
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,920
the thing with these kinds of dog people is the

830
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,719
these kinds of dog people, they see these signs all

831
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,199
over the world. They see them everywhere, and these signs

832
00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:12,320
hit their frontal or whatever part of the brain they hit,

833
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,840
and they get contorted to mean that sign is talking

834
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:22,039
about every other dog, but not Archie and not Hanky

835
00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:30,199
pooh poop Troy Troy. It makes me so unbelievably upset,

836
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,599
and you walk around, Yeah.

837
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,639
Speaker 1: It's discussing that's Archie, by the way. You know how

838
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:42,880
this is when Shannon said that Archie hated Troy. Archie

839
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,480
said that it was kind of true, and Archie asked

840
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,320
Troy to kill him.

841
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:47,679
Speaker 4: Wow.

842
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,159
Speaker 2: Do you think that's how he passed?

843
00:43:50,199 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: That's how he did? He said, Troy kill me. That's true, Troy,

844
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,880
he did, he killed him.

845
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,119
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a beautiful story of brothers.

846
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:00,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

847
00:44:01,079 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 2: Do you think it was like a dust Ievsky kind

848
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,119
of killing or do you think he was just kind

849
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:06,920
of like Hodor and he was like okay and then

850
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:08,239
just ripped his throat.

851
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,159
Speaker 3: Out and Shannon came home to it.

852
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,599
Speaker 2: So there are these more breaks in the world that

853
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,000
just it. It makes me want to turn into a

854
00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:21,719
Hammurabi kind of dictator and actually be omniscient and everywhere.

855
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:27,119
So if I see someone, let's say, at a Starbucks

856
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,880
in Tarzana at eight o'clock in the morning ordering a

857
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,440
Grasshopper Macha milkshake when there are seven people behind them,

858
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:39,559
I go, actually, no, you're dead right right right because

859
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:41,800
and and then I go to Starbucks and I go,

860
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,800
it's illegal to have this on the menu. We cannot

861
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,400
be trusted with this. It's it's hurting too many people.

862
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:53,000
These signs don't do enough. We need to put those

863
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:56,000
things that they place on the outside of embassies, those

864
00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:58,880
ballistic charges with all those little pebbles. We should be

865
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,000
putting them all over the pl so that if people

866
00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:04,039
have dogs, they're actually I'm not saying that dogs get hit,

867
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:04,519
just the people.

868
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this a lot.

869
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

870
00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: You know, when I'm on the freeway and I see

871
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,559
all of us as human beings driving around, I'm like, Wow,

872
00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:12,880
there's like seven or eight billion of us on this planet,

873
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:16,320
and for the most part, we all don't kill each other.

874
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:16,679
Speaker 2: I know.

875
00:45:17,119 --> 00:45:21,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, that set speaks volumes for us as

876
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:21,519
a speace.

877
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:24,559
Speaker 2: It really really is. And the things that hold us

878
00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:28,440
together are the no dog signs, the things that hold

879
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:29,320
us together.

880
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,079
Speaker 3: The people who do this are the types of people

881
00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:35,840
who look at a line on the freeway when you're merging.

882
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,760
Everyone's in that line because you know that's the lane

883
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,000
you have to get into. They say, but it's not

884
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:43,199
for me, because this lane that I'm in is the

885
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,320
one that's going to go straight at forty miles an hour.

886
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,199
So I'm going to get to the front of the

887
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,519
stopped lane, hold up everyone behind me, and then wait

888
00:45:51,639 --> 00:45:54,719
until they let me in because that lane is for

889
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,719
everyone except me.

890
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 2: And it's often it's often this thing where it's like, oh,

891
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,239
I didn't. I didn't know. I didn't pay attention. Though.

892
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:09,880
That's not an alibi. You are sentenced to the Leper Island.

893
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:11,639
Speaker 4: Thank you, mister Hamma, Robbie, thank you.

894
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 2: Okay. So she walks into this goddamn fucking place, gets

895
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,239
their dogs a puppy cone, and we move on with

896
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,920
our lives. Back in Mexico, Vicky is going to be

897
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,239
the opposite of deported. She is going to be on

898
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,920
country arrest. She is to remain in Mexico. I don't

899
00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:31,679
know what the production was thinking when they were like,

900
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,440
I wonder if Andy got the phone called Vicky can't film.

901
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:41,519
She's fucking she's sequestered in Mexico. She can't film?

902
00:46:42,159 --> 00:46:44,679
Speaker 3: Was what I want to know what production call was

903
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,320
made that was like, all right, the answer to this

904
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,719
is to send bumbling Badoor down to film with her

905
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,519
and Billy.

906
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 4: What also Billy. We didn't really talk about Billy, did we.

907
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,639
Speaker 1: Well we are now again. He definitely is getting hand jobs.

908
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 4: He was at that massage parlor.

909
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, there's no doubt in my mind that he

910
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,960
was at that massage parlor.

911
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,559
Speaker 4: And he goes frequently, three times a week, probably four.

912
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:20,159
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hand jobs he's I think he's getting his

913
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:21,079
legs peeled back.

914
00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 4: I don't think he can. I don't think he can physically.

915
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:30,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have straps maybe maybe. I think there's a

916
00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:33,840
whole package there though, that he likes to Anyways, I

917
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,639
didn't need to do that.

918
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,159
Speaker 1: Let's get to Ball's place yet, which I don't want

919
00:47:38,199 --> 00:47:38,960
to go there.

920
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 2: Again. We we I think I speak for all of

921
00:47:46,079 --> 00:47:49,760
us when we when we hear about the success of

922
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,280
the Gated group and we see this family eating Jimmy John's,

923
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:56,800
we're nothing but ecstatic for me both. She's a sweet

924
00:47:57,079 --> 00:48:03,320
who's been through so much. Her husband almost killed her

925
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,400
and broke into her house one night. She's dealing with

926
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:09,480
this crazy X. She's really been through the ringer. But

927
00:48:09,559 --> 00:48:12,000
there are lots of sweet people that I don't want

928
00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:12,920
to see on my TV.

929
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: They're boring, they're filthy, yucky normies. They add nothing. There's

930
00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:21,960
quite honestly, they detract from the show when they come on.

931
00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:23,800
I'm like, oh my god.

932
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 4: There's like chapters and books.

933
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,039
Speaker 3: When you get to books that are written like character wise,

934
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,800
and you get and you're like, oh, fuck.

935
00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 4: This fucking couple again. Like I don't even want to

936
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,119
read the chapter.

937
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 3: Whatever happens here I will put together later in context clues.

938
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,039
Speaker 4: I'm skipping the whole thing. But you can't.

939
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 3: You can't do that here because it's not Are.

940
00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: You talking about like a Fourth Wing kind of thing?

941
00:48:45,199 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

942
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like when it's just chapters are broken down by

943
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,639
characters and you don't like the characters, it gets very

944
00:48:51,639 --> 00:48:53,519
hard to be like, I know where we're I'll never.

945
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,519
Speaker 2: Read Fourth Wing. I hear it's great though.

946
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,199
Speaker 1: By the way, and just but I'm sure it's way

947
00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:01,360
more interesting than discussing what or not Meatball will take

948
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,039
his last name.

949
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 2: Dragons are always more interesting than really anything that could

950
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,800
happen in Orange Counties.

951
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 1: But is Gina going to take Travis's last name?

952
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, and I think that she's not.

953
00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:14,039
Speaker 1: No, they're still discussing it, but I'm sure we'll have

954
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:14,960
more converse.

955
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:16,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll figure it out. Let's get to Heather and

956
00:49:16,559 --> 00:49:17,280
her bitch mother.

957
00:49:18,079 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 3: Oh.

958
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 2: Heather tells her mother that she loves her, but that

959
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,840
she is a little bummed out that she didn't make

960
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,480
more of an effort to spend time with their family.

961
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: Now, I had said this, hinted at this in a

962
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,639
previous podcast. This is more and more of this, which

963
00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:41,159
is people are getting older and they're now hashing out

964
00:49:41,519 --> 00:49:46,280
their childhoods or whatever with their elderly parents. I do

965
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,559
not think this is a good thing. Mom, you're eighty five.

966
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:51,760
You'll be dead soon. But let me tell you why

967
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,480
I have issues with you. I don't know the point

968
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,199
of it.

969
00:49:55,199 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 2: It's an endeavor that I think if you want to

970
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:05,400
attempt to come to some kind of reconciliation, go for

971
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,760
it if it's bad enough. But you know, for Ruby

972
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,119
and mys generation and yours talking to boomers about mistakes

973
00:50:13,159 --> 00:50:15,440
they made in the past, is I don't really think

974
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,960
it's going to ever go over that.

975
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,039
Speaker 3: Well, no, it'll be a waste of both people's time,

976
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,599
but mostly yours, because they checked out immediately right like

977
00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:28,119
you were having a conversation with a wall they were

978
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:30,039
thinking about, like they had plans to run through.

979
00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 4: So they actually were very productive during that hour.

980
00:50:32,679 --> 00:50:36,679
Speaker 3: You wasted it. And this is the wall that Heather

981
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,559
is running into. That is her mother. I will say

982
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:41,599
it was kind of it was like she was playing squash.

983
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,360
It was just coming right back feel guilty, and her

984
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,519
mom said, I certainly.

985
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 2: Will not right right, And Heather was like I've endured

986
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,800
a lot of pain because of what you have done

987
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,880
in the past. And she thought I'm running low on dates.

988
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,679
I forgot that I need to add dates to the

989
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:00,599
Grown Street list.

990
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 3: Yep, that's the type of relationship that this. And again, also,

991
00:51:05,599 --> 00:51:08,320
can I say something, I don't think Heather does feel

992
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,480
that way. I think Heather was perfectly happy to move

993
00:51:10,519 --> 00:51:13,239
three thousand miles away from her very waspy parents to

994
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,519
a very rich person's that he was already a plastic surgeon.

995
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,639
I think she was good not going to the Hamptons,

996
00:51:18,639 --> 00:51:23,199
but that Tad moved to Europe, right, they moved to.

997
00:51:23,199 --> 00:51:25,159
Speaker 2: The fucking Netherlands.

998
00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:27,599
Speaker 1: Her mind right there.

999
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 4: When she said.

1000
00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 3: He retired the year that the twins were born, her

1001
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:34,239
mom was like, no, he didn't.

1002
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 4: She was like, yes he did.

1003
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 3: She was like, well, Heather, you had your own so

1004
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,400
they were actually never working one time.

1005
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,559
Speaker 2: Four kids crazy.

1006
00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: I love that there was a little joke about ashes.

1007
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:50,039
You know, when you get put in an earn personal

1008
00:51:50,119 --> 00:51:53,599
story my mom's brother, Barry. I actually liked Barry.

1009
00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:54,519
Speaker 2: He's a nice guy.

1010
00:51:55,559 --> 00:51:58,559
Speaker 1: We lost his ashes. We don't know where my uncle's

1011
00:51:58,559 --> 00:51:59,079
ashes are.

1012
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,519
Speaker 2: That kind of thing can happen Yeah, Burial show up

1013
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:07,360
on an episode of American Pickers one day. Don't know

1014
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:07,840
where they are.

1015
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: We think they got thrown in the trash.

1016
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 4: It's a day. I didn't expect that.

1017
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: He's a day's day. Well, I mean they're ashes.

1018
00:52:16,119 --> 00:52:19,039
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get to another one of Heather's parties.

1019
00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:22,519
Speaker 1: Oh so tacky. These things are so tacky.

1020
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 2: The only thing tackier than the party is her going.

1021
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,840
The party is great. The only negative drawback is the

1022
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,719
the bryce. That's the only thing tackier.

1023
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:40,079
Speaker 3: What is What did you think about her wheeling out

1024
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,400
her fucking son?

1025
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:42,119
Speaker 2: Oh?

1026
00:52:42,679 --> 00:52:47,559
Speaker 3: As though he was he was a magic trick to perform.

1027
00:52:48,159 --> 00:52:51,400
I felt this was like watching an uncanny Valley something.

1028
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,280
To me, I was very this was weird.

1029
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 2: You referred to himself as Heather's incredibly good looking son.

1030
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 3: I think she told him to say say that. I'm

1031
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,039
not kidding. I think she told him to Dylan.

1032
00:53:02,159 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: Okay, he's a good looking kid.

1033
00:53:03,519 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 2: He said it, looking enough to say that out loud.

1034
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,559
Speaker 1: My wife was I know, I'll go, oh, look at

1035
00:53:09,559 --> 00:53:12,079
this good looking kid. She was like augh. She was

1036
00:53:12,119 --> 00:53:14,199
annoyed too. Yeah, she did not like it.

1037
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 3: But don't you think that that's something that Heather would

1038
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,719
be like, you know, you should sign I think that

1039
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,599
he and he was like, wow, you're right, I should.

1040
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,880
These are the types of things that earlier in the episode,

1041
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,440
when Emily was like, you know, actually who I go

1042
00:53:25,519 --> 00:53:26,760
to for parenting advices?

1043
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 4: Heeather, she gives flawless advice.

1044
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:34,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah, you keep going there. Let's talk about

1045
00:53:34,039 --> 00:53:38,880
the girl from Cleveland, Carmela. She lived at the Playboy

1046
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:46,960
Mansion's guesthouse. She did not have sex with you, Haffner,

1047
00:53:47,639 --> 00:53:53,639
which is a blessing and a curse because.

1048
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 1: Had she she could write books about it, she.

1049
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 2: Could write books about it, she probably would have gotten further

1050
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,639
ahead in her career. But when you have sex with you, Haffner,

1051
00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:03,880
you run the risk of a goldfish being introduced a

1052
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,480
German Shepherd. Unholy things can happen, So I think it's

1053
00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:10,679
probably best that Carmela didn't. But she does seem like

1054
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,079
a real firecracker.

1055
00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:14,519
Speaker 1: She's going to start some shit, and we need one

1056
00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:19,599
of these. Katie was an epic failure, compulsive liar, and

1057
00:54:19,679 --> 00:54:22,079
not good at it. Hopefully Carmela will bring it, and

1058
00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:24,800
I hope she takes Heather to brow down or gives

1059
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,400
her some shit this season. I hate her on her

1060
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,320
goddamn high horse.

1061
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 2: Tamra arrives and the fact that they can just get

1062
00:54:36,519 --> 00:54:41,239
to get together, and this is where Orange County kind

1063
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,920
of falls apart. It's so clear that these women haven't

1064
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,159
seen each other in the majority of a year, the

1065
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,280
better part of a year. They get together, and they're

1066
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,440
going to pretend that they're friends and pretend like they're

1067
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,360
friends even though they hate each other. It's just like

1068
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,519
pick a lane. Let's either go bad girls club or

1069
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,840
let's get some people who we're actually friends.

1070
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 3: It's also hard to come off the heels of Rhode

1071
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,679
Island when everyone is so integrated into each other's lives.

1072
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,239
And then these people are, aside from screaming at each

1073
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,920
other at the Quiet Woman and calling everyone fat and drunken.

1074
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,400
Poor you guys haven't liaised in any way, shape or

1075
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,559
form in nine months.

1076
00:55:16,639 --> 00:55:17,079
Speaker 2: Right, Yep.

1077
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: There's something interesting going on with Vicky though, because Vicky

1078
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:25,119
does see herself as the creator of the Bravo Network,

1079
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,519
and she says it multiple times, and I did appreciate that.

1080
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,920
And by the way, Emily and Meetball are sick of

1081
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,880
fans of Make Sent and Carmela like whether or not

1082
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,440
she watches the show or not, is like, I'm not

1083
00:55:39,519 --> 00:55:43,079
kneeling to her, the Queen like, I don't give a fuck.

1084
00:55:43,639 --> 00:55:45,199
So that's gonna make for some good TV.

1085
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:45,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1086
00:55:46,079 --> 00:55:49,639
Speaker 3: And also the fact that she's like, she's a hot

1087
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,400
she's a hottye Vicky's you know, Vicky doesn't like people

1088
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,760
that are younger and more attractive.

1089
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: No, it bothers her.

1090
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 2: Now, let's talk about Vicky's accusation that Heather inherited money.

1091
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: I feel like we covered this.

1092
00:56:01,159 --> 00:56:05,199
Speaker 2: I would just have one question. If a parent dies

1093
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:11,239
and the mother is still alive, that doesn't mean that

1094
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,039
they can't inherit money.

1095
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 1: Now, but why would the mother give any of that

1096
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,920
money away? No, you'd keep it because you could live

1097
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,039
a very long life. No, the money would never go

1098
00:56:21,159 --> 00:56:22,000
to the younger people.

1099
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:24,679
Speaker 2: Yet I don't think that's true.

1100
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people might be like, listen,

1101
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,159
I have one hundred twenty for you, twenty for you

1102
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,480
to when I kick it. Good, mom, spend years how

1103
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,119
you want, kids, spend years how you want.

1104
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1105
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:33,639
Speaker 4: What I would say is.

1106
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 3: I think it's absolute and complete and utter bullshit that

1107
00:56:38,039 --> 00:56:41,920
they have not had assistance from at least Heather's parents.

1108
00:56:42,199 --> 00:56:46,440
I do not know Terry's parental background at all. It's

1109
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,840
insane to me thinking and even if they didn't give

1110
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,320
you money for this life that you have led, they

1111
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,280
were able to put you the most expensive schools or whatever.

1112
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,039
Speaker 4: So shut up, Heather.

1113
00:56:55,119 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: Okay, So I talked to Mark Arrago's famous attorney. He

1114
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,920
represents all the most comprehensible human beings on the planet Earth.

1115
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,239
His dad was a lawyer. Of course, he bankrolls his

1116
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,079
law school, starts him off with a firm, of course,

1117
00:57:08,159 --> 00:57:10,840
gives him a leg up on everything I could see.

1118
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:13,639
Fine if you want to say that, But to say

1119
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:17,000
like that he gave him ten million bucks or something

1120
00:57:17,039 --> 00:57:18,199
like that, I don't think that happened.

1121
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,159
Speaker 3: I agree with you there, but I think people that

1122
00:57:20,239 --> 00:57:22,039
actually is a perfect way to put it. People who

1123
00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:24,599
do exactly that and then act like they are self

1124
00:57:24,639 --> 00:57:28,719
made make me fucking I hate you. You are you

1125
00:57:29,239 --> 00:57:32,920
are not anything that wasn't handed to you. I not

1126
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,480
to be rude.

1127
00:57:33,519 --> 00:57:35,599
Speaker 4: Terry is obviously very good at his job. Cheers, Heather.

1128
00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:37,159
Speaker 2: What do you do?

1129
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 4: Where have you?

1130
00:57:39,079 --> 00:57:42,159
Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety four? Like I will talk about your IMDb,

1131
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,400
I don't really.

1132
00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: Need to, because you have right. She did a she

1133
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,079
did a three episode arc on Malibu Country in not

1134
00:57:48,159 --> 00:57:49,679
twenty eighteen, You're right.

1135
00:57:49,559 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 2: Well was she doing in nineteen ninety four?

1136
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,599
Speaker 1: She had a show in two thousand. I forget what

1137
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:56,679
the show was called, though it lasted one season.

1138
00:57:58,599 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 4: Days of Our Lives.

1139
00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 2: Okay, and I think she did get money from her dad. Okay,

1140
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:08,719
So Heather grabs the mic, introduces it or welcomes everybody

1141
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:12,639
to this circus act, and jello shots lead to the

1142
00:58:13,199 --> 00:58:14,719
woo whoo.

1143
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 4: I have two things to say.

1144
00:58:18,239 --> 00:58:22,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we these moments, I appreciated and I didn't

1145
00:58:22,679 --> 00:58:26,920
appreciate a lot about this. Watching Vicky have to have

1146
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,119
her boyfriend's daughter put a sanitary napkin on her exploded cysts. Yeah,

1147
00:58:33,519 --> 00:58:36,000
that was just like that to me, is karma in

1148
00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:38,599
ways that we Like Pat was saying the other day,

1149
00:58:38,679 --> 00:58:42,519
like bad people will get theirs, okay, yeah, Shannon having

1150
00:58:42,559 --> 00:58:46,719
to shimmy into her dress on camera, like, these are

1151
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,519
moments where I forget that the last thirty one minutes

1152
00:58:50,559 --> 00:58:52,519
were frustrating, you know.

1153
00:58:53,159 --> 00:58:58,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because but yeah, okay, it's a fifty

1154
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,840
four minute episode. I guess we can keep the cyst thing.

1155
00:59:02,599 --> 00:59:07,079
We can also not keep it right right. So we

1156
00:59:07,079 --> 00:59:12,960
wrap things up with Tamra starting in with her shit

1157
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:21,960
episode one, and she's already beginning with the littlest finger shit.

1158
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,679
It's not even good it works. Here, she goes up

1159
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:33,719
to Vicki and she tells her that Heather was giving

1160
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:39,039
Tamra shit for being friends with Vicki. And I'll defend

1161
00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:41,599
Heather Debro here. She didn't give her shit. She was

1162
00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:47,840
just kind of confused about the particularly toxic nature of

1163
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,079
their friendship. She wasn't saying, how dare you be friends

1164
00:59:50,079 --> 00:59:52,039
with her? She was just going, you guys blow up

1165
00:59:52,039 --> 00:59:53,360
with each other a lot. I don't know how you

1166
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:59,400
guys are friends. And Tamra turned that, for motivations unknown

1167
01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:04,920
into just a complete lie meant to attempt to submerge

1168
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,639
Heather de Bro in Vicki's eyes. She's an agent of chaos.

1169
01:00:09,599 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: Yes, and also the idea that Jen had told Tamara

1170
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,000
at that Heather to borrow actually talks a lot of

1171
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shit about you too.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget that.

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Speaker 4: So Jen, you're too sweet, too nice, don't you dare?

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Don't come for her.

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Speaker 3: I'm scared of what she could do to you. Seriously,

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just keep your paws off.

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Speaker 2: I put I didn't say that. I say that. I

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said that I put Tamar in a box? What does

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that even mean? That's the issue we're going to find

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ourselves at multiple points throughout this season, having spent three

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to four episodes on an argument that no one knows

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what it's about, and no one knows how it started.

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Speaker 1: As our I made a point with our guest Lorie

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I'll alterman yesterday. The wonderful thing about Rhode Island was

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there was a through line of a marriage that was

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horrible and cheating, yes, through ten episodes, and then every

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single episode had a new argument or beef or gripe,

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and it just kepta moving. We will spend the in

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the box storyline. We'll push that.

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Speaker 2: Through three episodes on that any good season of television,

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you can see it. In the writer's room. There's an

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A storyline, there's a B storyline, a C storyline, and

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a D. This is just has rockets flying all over

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the place. So we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 1: Let us go with us.

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Speaker 2: If you're excited about this season of Real Housewives of

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Orange County, really really let your freak flag fly in

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the comments, What are you thinking about these women? What

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are you thinking about Season twenty? We Love you very much,

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on Dylan saying goodbye, pat Ta goodbye, and Ruby