Speaker 1: Chase is pissed at Gary and he says that Gary
can suck his dick, which is wow. And to Chase,
I would say, Chase, I know there wasn't you know.
He says, I didn't do it on purpose, and it's like,
I know that you didn't do it on purpose. But
I mean, sometimes accidents are accidents. I mean, look at
Caitlyn Jenner. Huh, Caitlin mauled to undocumented immigrants. I think
with her giant as you did. Sorry about that, babe.
Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another blode podcast.
I am Dylan. That is Pat What is up, bitch?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so good to be her. Permission to come aboard?
Speaker 1: Sorry called you bitch? All right, Pennies. Dogs are barking
what's her name?
Speaker 2: Well we probably shouldn't say her name.
Speaker 1: My neighbors, well yeah, fans of the show, and all right,
we've got hot fire talk going on right now. These dogs,
these vagrant dogs are the audience.
Speaker 2: Can here.
Speaker 1: Fans know very well you're war with your neighbor. Anyways,
lots of fun stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, Traders, We're watching Traders, and I love it a lot.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, for people that have heard of it,
I don't know if we can convince them to cross
that threshold of the five dollars tier.
Speaker 1: Do it very easily, all right, Walk you to a store,
let's call it. Let's say, uh M, Barnes and Noble,
Barnes and Noble. Walk into Barns and Noble. We still
have those Oh yeah, walking into Barns and Nobles. Say
I got paper cut. I'm gonna save everybody, but I'll
settle for five dollars. Nice. Take that. Go to patreon
dot com. So that's another podcast network. And here are
recap of the Traders.
Speaker 2: Bring a buddy in there with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you're holding.
Speaker 2: Your finger to that poor sap behind the counter, have
a buddy go. This place is filled with things that
can kill people.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue too, but I'll set off for five dollars.
Did your buddy? I mean, you can have a conversation
with him, or you don't have to forcibly give you
the five dollars, but maybe you can ask, Maybe you
can get two months of Traders recap. What we're trying
to set is that five dollars isn't that much. You
fucking bro pie session. No, no, no, no, I'm kidding. No.
Times are tight for a lot of different people, and
I welcome the frugality in my life. It's one of
my greatest weaknesses. I have none of it. So it's
the best show ever.
Speaker 2: We're recapping in a Patrick with Ruby and we're having
a lot of fun, and you know what, why don't
you jump in and just enjoy what everybody else is
talking about?
Speaker 1: All the cool kids in terms of my mount Rushmore
of game show hosts Alex Trebeck, TJ Lavin, Jeff Probs,
Alan Cumming.
Speaker 2: I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's better? All right?
Speaker 2: So what other horrible phones it in every episode?
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's got to be up there too, all right.
We got to get rid of one of them. I'll
work it out later.
Speaker 2: Patrick, yes, before we get into the show. And by
the way, boy, this is also all wrapped up into
one little little kke here.
Speaker 1: We Patrick's very upset.
Speaker 2: I'm not upset, but I actually don't really Patricks. But
it needs to be addressed. So last week you and
I came back off our Vaca God forbid. We took
two weeks off, uh, not watching television shows and coming
in here and recording God Forbid. I've been doing this
with Dylan.
Speaker 1: Foreven years time.
Speaker 2: We've never taken two straight weeks off God Forbid. Okay,
but we did, and it wasn't our fault because this
needs to be addressed. This is important stuff? Does it
need to be Abo dropped an episode of Below Deck
during the holiday season, and I guess it was a
very important episode to a lot of.
Speaker 1: People, can't. I tell you, yes, it was a Christmas
miracle that we missed that episode because there was no
winning there. I think God in the heavens above. I
mean the people in the Facebook. I'm not in there.
I was banned for hate speech, but the people in
that phase weok group. You know, my wife shoud which
an issue in there. And I just have to say
to this people who are upset that we missed an episode,
we love your fandom and you're also a Luna.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you.
Speaker 1: We appreciate your passion, all right, So you're out of
your mind.
Speaker 2: So a lot of people that are in a Facebook
group we didn't watch an episode and we you know,
we took a vacation. Yeah, and uh a listener that
I think actually likes us, because sometimes I think they
like us posted I'm gonna leave out names said. This
was the what do you call it the title or whatever?
Speaker 1: Not sure I was banded for speech. I'm not even
sure how the platform works, but I do know that
the man who heads it up is taking fact checkers
off now, so maybe I'll be welcomed back into the
I think.
Speaker 2: He's doing community does Okay, This person, who I think
is a barnacle at heart, he had water thirty eight
minutes for two controversial episodes, come on, pretty pissed off,
and I was thinking, well, that's not gonna get any traction, right.
Oh was I wrong? Another barnacle quickly chimed in, Uh yeah,
I was waiting for some to say something. I actually
noticed there's been a serious drop in the length over
the past year with commercials. Their episodes are like twenty
minutes of content. That's absurd. Actually, you writing about this
is absurd, you know?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I jumped in to say, hey, we do six
episodes a week. Yeah, leave us alone. There was a
lot of responses back. I don't like to get in
the mud with you barnacles, right, right, right, We're back.
Shut the fuck up, God forbid again. Imagine taking two
weeks off for the first time in years.
Speaker 1: At okay, well you shut up for a second. All right, Okay,
I'm on another show called Conspiracy Social Club, which the
audience is mostly right wing male lunatics who are are
largely anti Semitic. So I've spent the last year really
sharpening myself against the hatred of strangers. But Patty doesn't
have Didn't it go through that gauntlet sa people when
you when you say I mean things about it, it
really hurts his feelings. But I gotta say, pat you're
gonna have to you know, you're gonna have to tough
it out. Okay, because there are cuckabarras everywhere, and we
love the cuckaberras and the people who are saying and
pay is five dollars patriot sash it up?
Speaker 2: Also, does this count as nonsensical talk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, all right, all right. We love the fans.
They're the only reason we can do the show. And
we are here to do the show because we love
Below Deck. Sometimes tonight, yeah, it was one of those
times that I love the show. I thought it was
a great episode. I'd give it like how many plots.
I'd probably give it like sixteen pots. It was a
good show. You like the episode, yeah, Daisy at one
point says, seeing Gary's self destructive behavior, it's very, very painful.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And as they were holding hands, it was kind of
like a Fox and the Hound kind of sad moment, right,
And I was thinking, like Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy, right,
But it's about royals. This is two sea rats, one
of whom is a filthy drunk. So it really doesn't
move the needle for me that much, but it was
an interesting thing to witness. There was heart there. We
have shackles dropping, we have Lola being hated, we have
Glenn ripshit pist. I mean, it was just a great episode.
Spot Yeah, yeah, daffodil is I didn't even think he's
a human being. I really don't. I really don't. I
think he's piloting those drones. He might be sixteen pots.
Speaker 2: Okay. My favorite part of the episode is the cliffhanger.
I like when the fourth wall is broken down, Gary
and g Spot Captain Glenn going at it. The fact
that Gary, because you know, I always say the drunk
person says what the sober person is thinking or feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the night where Gary was drunk, smoking a sig
talking to Keith and Captain Glenn came out and he's
like that guy, yeah he really he really disappointed me
there or something to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, no, he said a lot of loss.
Speaker 2: I lost respect for him, okay, but not.
Speaker 1: Not foret for Glenn. G Spot lost it for Gary.
Gary was acknowledging that g Spot lost respect for him.
Speaker 2: Oh he's oh see, look at me, I'm drinking too much.
I had thought that that was Gary saying that about Well,
I don't think.
Speaker 1: You're drinking too much. I think you just had a
boo boo. I had a boo boo, and everybody is booboos.
Speaker 2: That's okay. I'm gonna forgive myself right now.
Speaker 1: Karen Bass had a couple of bobos this week.
Speaker 2: Alright, no politics. I liked the episode. I could not
figure out why. Look, Lola is very obnoxious, but that's
a drag queen and so I but I didn't understand
what all the infighting wise, I wish they would have
got more into that.
Speaker 1: Tricksy and Cadi are obnoxious. I think Lola just sucks. Yeah, yeah,
then again, we don't know these people.
Speaker 2: We don't. That being said, I enjoyed the episode. How
many more of these do you think we got?
Speaker 1: I'm cover forty.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to move on.
Speaker 1: I think about forty.
Speaker 2: I think I'll give it forty.
Speaker 1: Knots all right, So last we left off, we were
dealing with a double battery, a double a battery issue.
We were listen, this is uh man, what is the
word I want to use? Smoke show? No, I want
to use a word. This is silly. Right, we are
low on batteries and we're trying to smoke out beef
and Lola is absolutely furious with the time between dishes.
Speaker 2: Well, she went to take a shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. She comes back up and the
smoke has been revealed, and one of the charter guests
just doesn't get smoke right. So Chase has to let
him down. But Lola comes up and she says, textile,
goddamn long, I'll stay outstairs while you're doing it. I
think that's a perfect Lola impression. I don't like people
like this. There's no need to be rude to people,
you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, she's a queen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I mean in the name. Even when
people do rude things out in public, you got to
approach it like a can you help me out here?
You just pissed all over the seat? Right, let's let
let's let's be adults.
Speaker 2: Or how about this someone dressing down somebody?
Speaker 1: It's gross.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing about human human beings. Can anybody
not like all of us, at some point have dressed
down somebody? I guess it's how you feel about it later,
and the freak the frequency in which you engage in
that type of horrible behavior. Yeah, everyone has a bad
moment where they let someone have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, when I dressed down it is It is
not good. It is ugly and I feel gross after.
But I've done it very, very seldomly. So Daisy says,
great job to Kloys because they do enjoy the Lola
has to mention that the cheeseball sucked.
Speaker 2: But Lola loas of queen question, did they ever get
to him serving that lemon cake because he feeds Captain
Glenn down.
Speaker 1: No, he probably served it and they didn't show it. Interesting,
Daisy says, great job, and Chloy says the alternative ends
my career in possibly my life, Cloise. Nothing in the
life of a sea rat should drive you to suicide,
you know, even even tragic accidents. I mean, hot ask
Captain Jason drove a goddamn yacht into a giant waterside building.
Speaker 2: People were running away killing It was like Godzilla showing
up to the shore.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like Godzilla planted a big
old dinout foot right there. He claimed the lives of
dozens of innocence and he didn't kill himself. So you know,
I think, just let's not joke around like that. Okay. Now,
one of the people at the tables, the drags on, Yeah,
one of the drives, Well, I don't think he was draged.
I think he was just gay and fabulous. But he said,
you want to settle down with a slut, right, because
they're experience, they know what they're doing, and many other
things he rattled up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, I would say, I have lots of thoughts on that.
Speaker 1: Man or woman. I don't think you know you have
lots of thoughts. Why don't you go ahead?
Speaker 2: Okay? And I've learned a lot from the great hip
hop star Iced Tea. Right, He's also starring in his
eighteenth season.
Speaker 1: Of Law and Order eighteen hundredths but who's counting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but back in the day when he was
a pimp, he laid this down for guys to kind
of figure out how to chart their life out. He
basically said, a man needs three women in his life, okay,
and here's the hierarchy. Okay, you have your main bitch, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're also known as your wife.
Speaker 2: Right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, you live in a house
with her, kind of you raised a family, that's right.
You have children with her, right, And then you got
your side bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Your side bitch is who you you basically talk shit about,
your fucking wife.
Speaker 1: Your best friend.
Speaker 2: It's your best yeah you know yeah, like, and then
you have your hoe or your slut right right right? Okay,
Now don't come at me for this, right, Iced Tea
laid this down.
Speaker 1: Now the slot uh is uh, well, we can't really
quickly explain how this usually goes, right. Your wife or
your main bitch is the person that you raise your
family with and you get through a lot of life,
that's right, right, And then you have that best buddy
who you bank your side how and you on the side.
Hoe kind of figure, well, we're having so much fun,
why don't we just take this to the next level.
And usually you divorce the main bitch, the wife, and
you get with the best buddy. Now that will end
in complete ruin, likely because that hoe is still sneaking
around and that's the one that is really the anchor.
So you have to kill that person and because of
that you go to prison. It's not a good dynamic
to have.
Speaker 2: Well, but you, uh, we gotta still address the slot though,
because that's the one you do the weird stuff with,
like asking if she'll take a dump on you're stubbing
right right right, you know what I mean. You can't
do that with your may know you have children with them.
No anyway, So what I'm saying is, whoever that drag
queen that I.
Speaker 1: Have to with it? I mean, well, well, because you
do the crazy so disgusting to think.
Speaker 2: No, no, you got to get weird with the sluts.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and you know this because you were
a former slut.
Speaker 2: No no, no, I am a fan of hip hop
and iced tea.
Speaker 1: Well just in your life though you were a slut.
Speaker 2: I was a slut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were a total slot. I was a slut,
and I think back in the wild and wacky days
of Slutty Patty, you would not have been a suitable
partner for anybody. No, no, no, no, see because here saying,
here's the thing about and maybe we've we've stayed too
long on this already, but here's the thing about sluts.
Their addicts, right, and there are varying. You know, there's
there's a gradient to addiction, right, like Dorito's doesn't sound
that bad, but we've all seen the reality shows. You
don't have to have an emergency crew cut a wall
out for you to go outside, right, So, lets are
addicted to love and sex and that's not that's not great.
So you know, just lock it down, everybody being okay,
do whatever makes you want to take something.
Speaker 2: Being married is really boring.
Speaker 1: But can we get to the deck steak? Oh yeah, okay,
it's a Meanwhile, meanwhile, Danny hates Daisy. Glenn tells the
queens that they're going clubbing tomorrow, which was insane. I
don't know why these people insist on bringing the sea
rats ound outside of like a zoo exhibit kind of thing,
Like look at the poor people dance kind of thing.
I don't I don't get why you guys all friends?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Dylan, this is the fourth wall.
Why don't you want Gary to come out? You've been
watching him on Bravo for four years? Oh right, right,
right right, they're stars, they're stars, that's right.
Speaker 1: Marilyn Manson is full and everyone hits the sheets. Danny
and Chase have a little flirting, a little last slap,
and we hit the bed now next morning.
Speaker 2: Next morning, Oh yeah, oh yeah, next.
Speaker 1: Did we miss something? No, no, you want to go back?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Right, very ominously quiet. We get to breakfast. It's biscuits
and gravy with grape bacon and yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. One of the queen's announces that he literally
put this on a sheet, and he followed that up
with and I also put something else on my sheets. Oh,
I wonder what you're suggesting. The queens have to stop.
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm gonna come. So we get to the
Red Faced Nope, Daffodil says something about being dishes for
seven days. Couldn't understand him for a fucking second.
Speaker 2: Dylan and I watched the episode together. I said, I
yelled at the television. I need subtitles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's you know, when you it's kind of crazy.
Like he talked for probably like three or four seconds,
and it felt like every second was a new lap
and I was always behind. I was just like, I
am so lost right now. I have no idea what's
going on.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I like him so much, but as
just a human being. But casting him what a colossal misstep.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're gonna cast him, you've got to utilize him.
That's that's my point, you know, So he's not been
utilized enough.
Speaker 2: He's got to utilize himself. What do you think they're
gonna hit him in with catapros cataprods and say, hey,
be more entertaining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well he's got to bang somebody, right, I mean,
you know, you gotta bang something.
Speaker 2: Or you just got to be more in the mix.
Speaker 1: Now let's get to red faced garabeer and jealousy. He's
not too happy with Daisy and the priest. This guy is,
I mean, he is kind of sad. I don't want
to say it's a tragic character because I think like
defined like in the context of the Greeks, I think
you have to fall from a great height in order
for it to be a tragedy, which this doesn't fit that.
Speaker 2: I once again, I have theories here. Okay, So coming
off Gary being accused of being sexually assaulting a producer
or whatever, and then he ends up on this boat
and they're filming. He knows I can't go after a
female coworker other than Daisy.
Speaker 1: I think you're giving him way too much credit.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Why is he made out with Danny in the beginning
of the season.
Speaker 2: He did because he couldn't help Oh, I did it again.
He couldn't help him.
Speaker 1: I did it?
Speaker 2: Why every time?
Speaker 1: That's a perfect Gary.
Speaker 2: So he's basically the only person that he can hook
up with is Daisy, and she's already found another Sea Rat's.
Speaker 1: The best control issuous sweetheart. Now Gary and Chase go
at each other over this shackle. Now, Gary is a
little bit much right, He's he's helicopter parenting a bit.
But it's because Chase is handling the shackle directly over
the water. Now, I don't know if it's commonplace to
bring it onto the boat and do it.
Speaker 2: Well, you need it on the boat because you're going
to hook it up to a shackle is especially a hook.
Speaker 1: But the drag point right like the connection point it
can I see it probably shouldn't be directly over the water.
Can Chase does drop it.
Speaker 2: Here's an example of something in service. Anybody that's ever
worked in the service industry, while you're doing something that
takes a certain amount of concentration, the worst thing that
someone can do is stand hovering over you and talk
to you as a fucking distraction.
Speaker 1: It's like that time we had to cut those wires
to save everybody lives. That's right, and I apologize for that.
Speaker 2: It's almost like Gary was trying to sabotage him. And
then Gary also once the shackle is lost in Davy
what is it dated Davy Jones's locker, Gary OUs h,
that's the only one we had. Sure, sure you a
four dollars a piece of equipment connector sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? They find another one, yeah, very quickly. And
Chase is pissed at Gary and he says that Gary
can suck his dick, which is wow. And to Chase,
I would say, Chase, I know that there wasn't you know?
He says, I didn't do it on purpose, and it's like,
I know that you didn't do it on purpose, but
I mean sometimes accidents or accidents. I mean, look at
Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 2: Oh, just have it a day, baby.
Speaker 1: Oh, Paul's out on pH and slaughters to people. You know,
she didn't mean to do that, but she's still you know,
it's bad.
Speaker 2: I think only one person died. The weirdest part.
Speaker 1: Of the other party can't be doing well for forever,
the weird part limp or something.
Speaker 2: So the one person died and another person was like
very injured. When they did the investigation, whoever the report
the two people he had didn't have driver's licensees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how's that working? And it's a sh huh.
Caitlin mauled too undocumented immigrants, I think with her giant suv.
Oh sorry about that, babe.
Speaker 2: Also there was weight behind that suv. She was had
just gone out ATV. Really yeah, I saw the forty
eight hours on it.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a forty eight hours on it makes sense,
you know, she's very famous. What I'm trying to say
is that accidents happened, and sometimes they're really bad, like
oj Simpson decapitating Nicole Brown Simpson with a trowel.
Speaker 2: We don't forget that other guy. I feel bad for him, Ignet,
having your head cut off. All you were doing was
returning some glasses and you're basically forgotten.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, just the other head. Now that
a tragedy. Wow, what a story that was at that time.
Speaker 2: I never heard of it.
Speaker 1: The juice chopping someone's head off.
Speaker 2: Two people's.
Speaker 1: I did it again, completely erased him from history, and
he was decapitated. I mean, think about that. If you're
going to get your head cut off by a crazed
celebrity with a gardening tool that you at least want
to be remembered, that's very painful. So meanwhile, I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Of Ron Goldman was like a big fan of USC.
Speaker 1: Yeah hey oh Jay yeah, wham go in hell for
that one. Meanwhile, he was just like stunned by us.
How athletic he actually was in person while it was
going on. I couldn't have gotten out of that if
I tried. He's a fucking running back, all right. Meanwhile, meanwhile,
we fight about who is going to the club and
who doesn't get to go.
Speaker 2: Now this is Daisy making this decision.
Speaker 1: Deanna, Can I be transparent? Deanna is so beautiful. She
has pretty privileged with me. I just I can't look
at it objectively, can I? Can I tell you something though,
But they're both such little torps.
Speaker 2: Okay her, this is gonna all right, wild tangent. Her
and Jessica Alba stand in the same place for me.
They are wonderful to look at, but they are completely
asexual like looking you know what I mean, they don't
they don't exude any sexuality at all.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, cool, Yeah, No, everybody has those. Everybody has those.
My wife doesn't have that. With Aaron Taylor Johnson. She's
actually quite sexually attracted.
Speaker 2: To him, she admits that.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah. And it's like this thing where like, you know,
I feel like maybe it's in my head, but I
feel like my wife gets a lot more leeway with
voicing sexual.
Speaker 2: Oh my wife were like, hmm, I'm like, I don't
get to fucking do that.
Speaker 1: No, we do not. But yeah, there's this thing with
Aaron Taylor Johnson, who's just a hilariously bad actor.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's just you know what, when he was
a kid in those whatever kids killing people movies? What
was the first one that.
Speaker 1: He was in? Mmmm? Savages.
Speaker 2: No, the where they're like child like Nicholas Cage was
his dad in like the second one.
Speaker 1: They made match Stick Man.
Speaker 2: No, are you fucking with me right now?
Speaker 1: A little bit? But I haven't the faintest idea what
you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Wasn't he in that movie where he dressed up like
a superhero and hung out with another girl? Oh?
Speaker 1: Kick Ass?
Speaker 2: Kick Ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Didn't know he was a horrible actor until you saw
him in God'sill.
Speaker 1: No, he was great in kick Ass. I think I
haven't seen those movies. I don't like kitch, m very kitch.
I think that's right. So so Ceci is very my darling,
Ceci who is so pregnant and it makes me so happy.
Speaker 2: She's so mean though, Yeah yeah, they get mean, but.
Speaker 1: It makes me so happy. Even when she's so mean,
it makes me so happy. But Aaron Taylor Johnson is
dating a I believe jealous women would refer to her
as an old hag. Oh wow, yeah, and she's probably
like in her forties or something. But the online stan
community for Aaron Taylor Johnson first, who or is mem right?
You know what? Do your own deep dives? If you
go see crapping. Okay, we got to show to talk.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. I don't want a tangent too much
because nonsense.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, so speaking of well, okay, so
we do water toys. Gary gives Daisy a back massage.
Get out of here with that's speaking of couples in love,
you know, couples that you really you know. I've been
with my wife fifteen years. How long have you been
with your darling shore thirteen?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, thirteen?
Speaker 1: Okay, Daisy and Keith, I think can do that. I
really do believe in their love. Now there's c rats,
so there's going to be a major impediment there. But
I can see them eighty years young, six grandkids on
a porch next to each other, just filled with biole
and hatred for one another. But they make it to
the end. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Fast forward to later on the
episode when he transformed into Miss Kweef. Yeah, he shake,
he shook his ass a little too convincing as well.
Speaker 1: And he was also acting like he was on kueludes,
like he was drunk before he even started drinking. We'll
get to that whole thing but yeah, but he we
could also have a I could see him whipping a
bottle across the room, you know what I mean. Okay,
So Daisy tells Danny and Deanna that they're not going clubbing,
and Danny refers to herself as Cinderella. She's not happy
about this at all. Chef Cloys is gonna work, bitch,
and tonight's gonna be a big dinner. We do a
very weird vio about how to blend. That was just
one of those chutchypt producer moments. And then the guys
get ready and we get to the show.
Speaker 2: The drag Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the drag Show. And once again it's important to
remind the audience that Daffodil's not on the show. Now
the drag names are awful, not well thought out, not
well thought out. We have Princess the Quif, we have
I miss quiefs. Well, they haven't gone anywhere. Davia Diva
is up next. He has a stroke with a Hulu hoop.
Garylina Queen comes out, that's Gary, Chastity Thunder is better.
And then the finale is Captain Glenn g Spot safe
to say the worst of the queens.
Speaker 2: I agree didn't even try.
Speaker 1: Didn't even try. Sashe pull that dick out do something now,
Jason is a very funny moment.
Speaker 2: He that's the porn director.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, he.
Speaker 2: Wants to know if Captain Glenn and Pubes match the drapes.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's remind the audience for porn director Jason if
you want to look at some of his work, here
as some of his notable works. Uh, nutting Hill there,
my Willie, there's a die hard on Spiderweb man. Uh,
what dreams may come?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: That one's sad because that's about suicide.
Speaker 1: If you build it, they could they will come if
dream if that one's about suicide.
Speaker 2: Shaw wank redemption Okay, anymore? Uh, I know you did
last summer.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I didn't kill you, fucked you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, anymore inspector gadget.
Speaker 1: That's like a it's like a wee too low kind
of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jason, he has quite the scope of work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, died hard or the die hard on die hard
on got it? And if you have any jump in
the comments, let us know, leave a little bit more
space for some more diata really quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because that's where we live in that space.
That's where we feel most comfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about dinner?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, got to hit that forty minute mark. Oh, Patrick, Oh,
let's get to dinner. First course is salad. Now I
love to kick things off with a salad, especially at
a steak dinner. Oh yeah, I love starting out with all.
Speaker 2: Right, after the bread basket, ye have a little.
Speaker 1: Bread, hopefully it's sourdough baked in house, old starter. Then
you get into you know, whether it's a house salad,
you know, Caesar. Well, it's a great way to start
a meal. But I didn't think that bitch Lola was
going to be happy about this because this is not
a steakhouse. This is a multi course meal. Next course, though,
is something to be happy about. It's a lobster in
a crape with truffle and caviar. We're attacking or we're
taking off all the boxes of the chugy taste blind.
Now listen, a lobster, truffle caviar is quite exquisite and
I'd eat it. Third courses brands, you know, with mushroom
and asparagus puree. Maybe I'm a little close minded, don't ever,
don't ever blitz up asparagus like that and put it
at the bottom of the plate. I mean, it looks
like baby shit, and it maybe it tastes good. I
don't want it. I don't have any interest in it.
Fucking I'm not good with colors, but I don't like that, hue.
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of baby excrement in my last
four years. Yeah, this barriers absolutely.
Speaker 1: Look like that. Yeah, it looks like fucking baby feces.
So close does maybe the worst magic trick of all time.
After just nailing the dinner loadless, screams at her friends
some more, and her friends say that there's something wrong
with her, so I think, well, yeah, she's a vile drunk.
So now we have to go club. And Glenn is
very clear about the rules going out to the club.
Who drinks home at two o'clock. If you break those rules,
your tip is rescinded.
Speaker 2: Which is I've mentioned this from first season of Captain
Glenn illegal. Illegal. You cannot threaten to take someone's goddamn tip.
They've already earned a certain amount of money and you can't.
It doesn't whatever the word is, he all's fair and
loving sirettes.
Speaker 1: Well, I love it.
Speaker 2: Also, I want with Captain Glenn here. Captain Glenn, uh,
you allow sea rats a little too much rope. They're
gonna take it all right. There is a misstep on
his part and you're letting. And by the way, I
thought this was a move by Daisy to get Gary fired,
because why would she allow him, of all people, to
go party that night?
Speaker 1: Because she was having fun. She was lighting it up.
She had four drinks. You have, Keith there, how many
drinks did you have? Two drinks and two shots? So
four drinks, four drinks? Well I give if you want
to be a stickler. Yeah, okay. So we hit the
club and back at the boat there's shit in the
toilet and a mutiny afoot. It's one of the funniest
bits of the season is these two girls being completely
disgusted with how they're being treated. It's just abhorrent to them.
Gen Z, dude, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna They're ruining the world.
Speaker 1: They're destroying the world.
Speaker 2: Hopefully there won't be any wars.
Speaker 1: What was that your bernie?
Speaker 2: Uh No, that was an old guy talking about the youth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the youth are destroying the country, not the
spiritless boomers who want to hang on every fucking scent
they've ever earned in their entire life and are willing
to fuck up everything on planet Earth to attain it.
But that's not to say that gen Z isn't annoying.
I mean, what we're alling, Oh we're all annoying, right,
But Daisy says it at the end of the episode,
I mean, are we talking We're talking about we're talking
about practice, We're talking about eight to nine hours to sleep.
You've got to be kidding me. Anyways, the drag queens
want these people drinking, and Gary obliges. He gets too.
Ten drinks.
Speaker 2: Those are the ones that the camera captured, by the way,
with that ticker that they have.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that, because there is zero chance
he only had ten drinks, he.
Speaker 2: Pointed out the first two. Uh that just gets him started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the feeling this guy can't
get drunk. Cut to him cackling like a fucking vagrant
by himself smoking cigarettes. I mean he was scratching at
the walls drunk.
Speaker 2: It looked like the unreleased footage of The Dark Night
with the Joker.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, yeah, or right around the corner where yes, yeah, yeah, zombies,
oh yeah, just big drums and pits everywhere and people
scratching at themselves. I mean, it's disgusting. The other thing
is these fucking vagrants. They started a lot of fires.
I gotta tell you, I'm really sick.
Speaker 2: Dylan's referring to the homeless encampments that surround my neighborhood
where two kids living basically five hundred other children, and.
Speaker 1: I really feel horrible for the children and that and then,
and I feel horrible for really everybody. Right, It's it's
a very set say.
Speaker 2: Everything you need to know about Los Angeles. We've literally
been burned to the ground. And when someone like me
calls the city council office, which I did several times
this week, and said there is a homeless encampment where
they're lighting fires at night, and they say, yeah, we're
gonna send some police out there, and they don't. Yeah, yeah,
that's all you need to know about. Last city is
too big to run run by idiots? Yes too, Yeah,
Now they're getting people killed. Let's not talk about No, no, we.
Speaker 1: Don't need to talk about politics. But I mean, god,
do they have a good time. I mean, think about it.
I mean, they don't have a good time because it's
very cold at night in their harsh conditions, and they
don't have loved ones, and who wants to sleep on
the floor. But I mean, you listening right now, you
have signed a Fastian agreement. You've walked into this world
of adulthood. Right The days of you turning your piss
bottle with a little bit of gasoline into a Molotov
cocktail are completely gone. You can't do it anymore. You're
in polite society, not these people.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's one thing.
Speaker 3: When I drive by, I lived through them, you know, yeah,
fuck yeah, that's what it's like to be free.
Speaker 1: You know, no, not a care in the world, just
throwing rocks at people on the freeway.
Speaker 2: And lighting fires.
Speaker 1: Oh look that one crashed. They're like fucking Billy Madison,
you know. Anyways, back at the back, Glenn is talking
about mites and Jupiter. But he stays up long enough
to see his boats and rat fucked on booze. Now
he gets back and Gary, he tells Gary immediately go
to bed.
Speaker 2: So is Gary. A days he had pointed out how
self destructive he is, and we've seen that with Gary
but there's something about this behavior where you've had ten drinks,
a camera crew's been following you all night. If there
were still reunions on Bravo where Gary would lie to
Glenn and then later have to admit when they during
the reunion when they show him the ticker, that he
actually did have ten drinks. The smart move here for Gary,
if he was rational, would be to be line it
for his cabin and go to bed, but he does not.
So self destructive or you think you're immune to firing, Well, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's a very simple explanation. We're just drunk, just
drunk and said fuck it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, being indignant the next day tells me there's something more.
Speaker 1: To this story. Well, he's he's an addict. He lashes
out and when somebody tells me to take accountability for
his actions, to hear it. So Lola and Ellery fight
some more. They're drinking out of these insane bottles.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't catch that.
Speaker 1: Well you did, but you were confused by it?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because they showed it in another scene and
I didn't know what they represent.
Speaker 1: They were like pill bottles and it was neon green.
It was really odd. If anybody knows what the fuck this.
Let us there, let us know. Lola is really mean,
and it's all very dramatic. And the crazy thing about
this whole thing is that these are guys.
Speaker 2: Some actually some of the females hate Lola too. Right now,
I want to say, there's certain interactions that kind of
say it all, at least for a person in a
particular time and place that they are, in fact a douchebag.
Deanna gets up in the morning and she's ready to
do service. She walks by Lola and says, is there
anything I can get you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And Lola said, uh yeah, some coffee and get me
off this fucking boat. Now I understand that that's just
like a throwaway line, but if you're a service person,
you're like, I just ask for the coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Lola is a lot.
Speaker 2: Lola's a lot.
Speaker 1: Now. Ellery goes and does her breathing exercises while Gary,
mischievous little bastard, sneaks back up to the bow and
that's when he begins to cackle to himself smoke cigarettes
and Glenn catches him. He's very upset, tells me to
go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sorry I had jumped in the morning.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's okay. We covered all this. I mean, Daisy
says that he has a very destructive personality. It's very sad.
It's not a tragedy. There's Sea rats who gives a
shit and we go to bed. The next morning is
the last day of charter. We're in matching robes and
Deanna is pissed. She got eight hours of sleep and
Danny got nine.
Speaker 2: Again, it's like complaining about having too many orgasms. Nine
hours sleep, ah, and come on, that's the third time.
It's too much?
Speaker 1: Is enough? I could easily complain about too many orgasms.
I'm exhausted. Is too many?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 1: It's too much. So Lola does not have breakfast with
the gang. Everyone hates him. He is out of drag,
he's in his one piece and he's just pissed. Now
we depart and Lola's nowhere to be seen. Detox takes
over and says, fuck Lola. The food was great, we
loved it, and we're giving you this sizeable tip. But
before we get there.
Speaker 2: Service was fierce.
Speaker 1: Service was fierce. We have to get to the interior meeting.
Now Deanna looks like she got electrocuted and is pissed.
The thing that makes me so sad about this is
that Danny is the worm tongue here. She's riled Deanna up,
and Deana is now going to war for Danny. This
is not her fight. This is Danny's fight.
Speaker 2: And it's too late in the season for this. We're
gonna be fighting about break times, this something squab about
charter two.
Speaker 1: It's not right. It's just not right. And I feel
really bad for Daisy because these two have the numbers,
and you know, Daisy should show these two, you know,
give her, give these to a piece of her mind.
At the end of the season. You're not getting anywhere.
Speaker 2: I do a power move. I go, I just point
to one of them, just like close your eye and
like whatever, and just go You're fucking fired. Just do that,
Like that will warn future stews to come in future seasons. Yeah,
she's nuts.
Speaker 1: She'll just fire right, you know what I mean, You're fired.
I love that. Now we're at forty five minutes right now?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think that that means they've won or do
you I think we've just been having a good time.
Speaker 2: I've been having a great time, and I don't care
what they think.
Speaker 1: Okay, love that. Let's get to the meeting of the minds.
Daffidel delivers tea to Chloy's first and said, and Chloy says,
you know, maybe we can make something out of this.
But Glenn sits the sea rats down and says, how
many drinks did you guys have? And everyone rattles off. Well,
Gary lies, yeah, he says five. Daisy says two shots
to drinks. Glenn does the math for her, and then Keith, who.
Speaker 2: Cares Chase had one? Chase said one Golden Retriever had one.
Speaker 1: Yes. Now, Glenn says, we laid out the rules. If
I lay out the rules and I let you guys
break the rules, there's no point in the rules. And
Gary flips.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like rules. He didn't say that, but that's
what he's That was the implication.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens next week. Get in the comments.
Let us know. Do you like Gary? Let us get
in the comments. Let us know if you like Gary.
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