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Speaker 1: We too.
Speaker 2: And so this was a big weekend. It was Pride weekend.
Speaker 2: It was so fun. Not only did I go, I
Speaker 2: walked in the parade.
Speaker 1: Oh did you her?
Speaker 2: It wasn't about me, it was about the I Art
Speaker 2: media stations. There's three vans that walking in front of
Speaker 2: no I walked in about okay. There was two promotions
Speaker 2: dudes and they were holding up the iHeart uh logo
Speaker 2: with the heart was a rainbow heart. It was cute
Speaker 2: and they were holding up flags and stuff, and then
Speaker 2: I was behind them, and then the Channel nine three
Speaker 2: three car, then the Star ninety four to one car
Speaker 2: van and then the Gem in ninety five.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah girl.
Speaker 2: So yeah. I danced around, I did a cartwheel. I
Speaker 2: had like a fake pawny talent which I had like
Speaker 2: one two, three, four five six rainbow colored bows in it.
Speaker 1: I was rainbowed out dragging at her.
Speaker 2: It was really fun. But that's what it's all about. No,
Speaker 2: it's about like, it's so fun when it because it's
Speaker 2: so packed and there's just so it's all about love basically,
Speaker 2: it's love, love love with people. Yes, and it was
Speaker 2: great because I go up to like a group that
Speaker 2: was sitting along the sidelines. I'd be like, come on, everybody,
Speaker 2: it's all about love, about big pride, and people would
Speaker 2: be just screaming and stuff.
Speaker 1: Eric's so glad he didn't go, oh my god, am
Speaker 1: I ever glad?
Speaker 2: That sounds maybe not when somebody was like I love
Speaker 2: your podcast, that would have major day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have been worth it.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't that hot actually, and it wasn't crowds.
Speaker 1: I don't like the crowds or it sounds like she
Speaker 1: was the most like annoying type of person in the period.
Speaker 3: If she would have told me scared up, I would
Speaker 3: have been like, get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2: You would have had a good time walking in the parade,
Speaker 2: so you're not walking through the crowds.
Speaker 1: He would have liked that list. Do you know who
Speaker 1: you're talking to? Yeah? I know, I really. I feel
Speaker 1: like I know him way better than you Tube and
Speaker 1: you guys have been friends for like longer than I've
Speaker 1: been alive.
Speaker 2: I know. I I OK okay, And so then I
Speaker 2: was hell bent on renting one of those electric bikes
Speaker 2: which are so funky, and there was no bike okay
Speaker 2: by the time I got to the end of the
Speaker 2: parade route, You're in Bellbo Park, right, and I and
Speaker 2: I could. I didn't have time to go to the festival.
Speaker 2: So I was like, well, I'm going to rent an
Speaker 2: electric bike or a scooter and just cruise home because
Speaker 2: it's like it's walkable. But it's not the closest thing
Speaker 2: in the world, right, So I googled every like scooter app,
Speaker 2: this app, that app. There was nothing around. So I
Speaker 2: found a bike store that said one point two miles away.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, no problem. After like forty seven minutes,
Speaker 2: I end up in the in the part of the
Speaker 2: gas lamp.
Speaker 1: It took you forty walk miles with the.
Speaker 2: Crowds dodging in and out fitting lost. I got lost
Speaker 2: not that far, and I made a stop, and I
Speaker 2: have to tell you about the stop. By explains, Yes,
Speaker 2: this explains a lot. I made one stop because I
Speaker 2: saw this store and I'm going to give them a
Speaker 2: shout out because I told them I would, and I
Speaker 2: thought I was very impressed with their business prowess. So anyway,
Speaker 2: let me get to that in a second. Finally, find
Speaker 2: the bike store for forty bucks for four hours. That's
Speaker 2: the limit or the minimum that you can rent. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's not bad at all, really, I mean, because I
Speaker 2: can cruise around everywhere. Blah blah blah blah. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: it wasn't necessarily an electric bike where you go room vroom.
Speaker 2: It was a cruiser that you had to paddle in
Speaker 2: order for it.
Speaker 1: To work, also known as a bike.
Speaker 2: So what I biked all the way up Fifth Halvenue No.
Speaker 1: From downtown.
Speaker 2: I got home within like fifty minutes, okay, Oh, and
Speaker 2: then I still had three hours left. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: name any names, but a friend of mine needed my help,
Speaker 2: like asap. It was an emergency situation, so I was like,
Speaker 2: the bike was due at six. It's three thirty. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. So long story short. I went to my friends.
Speaker 2: Antonio took the bike back, not happily and didn't speak
Speaker 2: to me for the rest of the night. He's like,
Speaker 2: you're so stupid. Why did you rent that bike? I'm like,
Speaker 2: because I thought it wouldn't be fun to like cruise around.
Speaker 2: There's so many people, there's so many parties. It's really fun.
Speaker 2: And then I got the phone call about the emergency
Speaker 2: and I was like, I didn't expect that. Don't call
Speaker 2: me stupid.
Speaker 1: You are a little impulsive.
Speaker 2: I am, But I really wanted to ride that bike.
Speaker 2: Not that bike, but but the bike I wanted, which
Speaker 2: is like a motorcycle. It's really fun.
Speaker 1: How would you ride that in a routed parade?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I didn't want to ride it in the parade.
Speaker 2: This is after the parade.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you just wanted to ride a bike.
Speaker 2: I wanted to ride the bike back to my house.
Speaker 1: But you had to return it, so you would have
Speaker 1: had to go back.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I understand that, but I would have taken a
Speaker 2: car and Antonio's car and then he wanted to pick.
Speaker 1: That's that's a lot of work. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: uber home or something.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to. I wanted to be outside of
Speaker 2: the fresh air, like actually getting and I'm sore. I've
Speaker 2: been exercising so long. That's a sore. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: so bad. Anyways, anyway, so I did that. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I stopped by this store because if you think.
Speaker 1: My stories go nowhere, but hey, yeah, but this is
Speaker 1: where I get to make fun of her. When she
Speaker 1: tells her stories, yours are like they're so infensive, I
Speaker 1: don't really get to make fun of true.
Speaker 2: So I was walking close to C Street, right off
Speaker 2: of Fourth and I ran into this store called s
Speaker 2: H Shoe Habit.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: And what they do is they buy, sell and trade
Speaker 2: Nikes and New Balance and you know whatnot. And they
Speaker 2: had all these like and clothing and you know, high
Speaker 2: end stuff.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: So shout out to Shoe Habit.
Speaker 3: How much did you plunk down for I?
Speaker 2: It's on sixth Avenue, Okay, sixth Avenue near C Street.
Speaker 2: I've been one of these nikes forever. They're called the
Speaker 2: Pandas Pandas the Pandas Short pandas A hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Okay, I would never spend that much.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm those are everything there is not too bad, no, seriously,
Speaker 2: and they're a great shape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are what's the most you guys have spent
Speaker 1: on shoes before?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, yeah? What Eric? How much have you spent
Speaker 1: on a pair of shoes before?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Before that guy who casts uh doubt and negativity
Speaker 2: on the other.
Speaker 1: Have to say.
Speaker 3: Those were my Christian Lubaton high tops.
Speaker 2: And just busted out. Hey it was a while ago, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: how much?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 3: Be honest, Well, I she doesn't work there anymore, but
Speaker 3: I had a friend who's taught.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's the number?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what would it have cost? What did you pay?
Speaker 3: So retail they would have cost about eighteen hundred.
Speaker 2: Jesus, that's not as much as I would think for Lubiton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's I don't know, that sounds about right.
Speaker 2: It's deflating.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe twenty two hundred. That's not what I paid.
Speaker 1: What did you pay?
Speaker 2: He's going to deflate this too?
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't pay four hundred. That's no way that
Speaker 1: is paid over a grand.
Speaker 2: He has paid way more than that for shoes.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you there's no employee discount in the world
Speaker 1: that would knock off twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: What about your like, don't you have Carlos were filled boots?
Speaker 2: Oh don't you have bon boots? Don't you have like
Speaker 2: so spilling?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, sorry.
Speaker 3: That was nothing compared to the Gucci motorcycle boots I bought.
Speaker 2: Okay, those are fans eighteen hundred.
Speaker 3: Oh well, no more than oh.
Speaker 1: We're talking over three probably this is oh yeah, thirty,
Speaker 1: like let's say thirty five ballpark?
Speaker 2: No about forty?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they weren't that expensive. I got them.
Speaker 3: Remember when saxonth Avenue was in Fashion Valley, Yes, and
Speaker 3: I was modeling at the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, this was a long time ago. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be like eight grand.
Speaker 3: Completely, Yeah, that was The lubatons were nothing compared to that.
Speaker 2: And that was that long ago. They were almost four grand.
Speaker 2: So there were days about.
Speaker 1: Three you know the most. Every warn them one time. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's why? Because they hurt so bad? You should wear
Speaker 1: them next week?
Speaker 2: And I will yes, can you get those things stretched
Speaker 2: out from a cobbler or something?
Speaker 1: You Are they leather? Yes? Oh you need to break
Speaker 1: them in. Fish, it doesn't even matter, Yes it does.
Speaker 2: Are they too short on the toe?
Speaker 3: They are so narrow and I have narrow feet. They
Speaker 3: are so narrow and they are so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I bet you need to break them in the most
Speaker 1: money I've ever spent on shoes is two hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for a pair of leather boots and you got to
Speaker 1: wear them for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: They were.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about the most I've ever spent
Speaker 2: on shoes, and I think probably, Oh, I know. They
Speaker 2: were my old Gringo boots, which I still have and
Speaker 2: I've I've had them for like five years. They were
Speaker 2: three seventy five.
Speaker 1: It's pretty normal for like woman's boots.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, old Gringo has the cutest boots. And
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, so that's the most I've ever spent
Speaker 2: the least.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, please, thirty cents.
Speaker 2: I'm a rasps, I'm a raw shopper. They're in a
Speaker 2: good will shopper. I've bought good will shoes before.
Speaker 1: I have gotten some really expensive stuff from Goodwill. Which
Speaker 1: one I don't remember. It's been a long time.
Speaker 2: With the Lamisa one might be really good.
Speaker 1: No, I've never had good luck there. The alkohol alkoholod.
Speaker 2: Amvets down the hill on em washing. They've got tons
Speaker 2: of stuffite and it's all color coordinated and everything.
Speaker 1: I've heard. The La Joya Goodwill is pretty good. Oh,
Speaker 1: I bet that one's really good.
Speaker 2: Area area area, right, you got to choose your area. Okay.
Speaker 2: So then I saw what I have been hearing about lately, NonStop.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of La boo boos?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh, please, don't tell me that you bought one.
Speaker 2: I you Oh my god, I had to, I see
Speaker 2: now listen, I don't think you had to. I did well.
Speaker 2: I bought it primarily to show you guys what the
Speaker 2: big hype is.
Speaker 1: Sixty year olds don't need those. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: I'm not sixty. Yeah it's fifty nine. I'm not fifty
Speaker 2: nine or fifty eight.
Speaker 1: No, this is the first time I'm hearing about this.
Speaker 1: That's news to me. Such we all.
Speaker 2: Dream abrat Okay, So he said, yes, and when you
Speaker 2: pick out your La Buo boo, you don't know if
Speaker 2: you're going to get this one, this one, this or
Speaker 2: there's also a surprise one that's worth like three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Like they're all so the.
Speaker 1: Smallest semblance of gambling. And you had to get one.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. But not only that, he said I'll
Speaker 2: hook you up with They had this little like whole
Speaker 2: wall full of little tiny clothes that you could put
Speaker 2: your little boo boo in. We're talking Chanelle, Louis Vauton, uh,
Speaker 2: Gucci Berbery, and then I love my favorite Alo, you
Speaker 2: know aloes like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, out of all those brands, that's her favorite Alo,
Speaker 1: isn't aren't they like primarily like a sports fitness brand
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I bought all my pants are from there.
Speaker 2: Let me explain laboobooz are first for nobody, for anybody
Speaker 2: who doesn't know. And then I'm gonna whip it.
Speaker 1: Don't you just show it because they're just showing them
Speaker 1: kind of explain this well.
Speaker 2: Labuboo is a brand of collectible collectible designer plush toy
Speaker 2: monster elves Okay created by Hong Kong Dutch designer Casing
Speaker 2: Lung and Mark, marketed by exclusively sold by China based
Speaker 2: Ret Taylor PopMart. Labuobu is also the name of the
Speaker 2: main character in the series There's a Laboobu series. Now,
Speaker 2: why is laboom famous now? It was first introduced in
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen with monsters figurines produced by the company How
Speaker 2: to Work. The toy gained wider recognitions in twenty nineteen
Speaker 2: following a collaboration with PopMart. The partnership boosted Labuoboo's popularity
Speaker 2: among collectors. So, now all of a sudden is a
Speaker 2: luxury brand. It's not a traditional luxury.
Speaker 3: Brand, but people are attaching them to so people are
Speaker 3: putting it on their Loui viti, on purses and there.
Speaker 2: So I picked this old guy. He was the this
Speaker 2: little this little section was the cheapest section at forty
Speaker 2: five dollars. Oh you paid for that, I did.
Speaker 1: So that was a very expensive day for you. It
Speaker 1: was it was like, she's so good, justifying she should
Speaker 1: go to Pride.
Speaker 2: With her so I can't say, brought out like the
Speaker 2: best in me. And also when it was doms about her, no,
Speaker 2: it brought out the best of me. But when I
Speaker 2: was done with Pride and I walked away from it,
Speaker 2: I I lost all sense of controlity and control, and
Speaker 2: I was impulsive and I did that. I bought the
Speaker 2: pandas about this, and then I went and got a
Speaker 2: bike I didn't need. So anyway, this is the box
Speaker 2: that came in.
Speaker 1: Now, riding the high of a celebration for not her,
Speaker 1: I have to say that thing is hideous.
Speaker 2: Okay. Wait, look some have little closed eyes, some have
Speaker 2: open like ooh eyes, some pink so okay. And then
Speaker 2: here's the mysterious one. And who knows what that is?
Speaker 2: So I pull it out. He's he it's a boy,
Speaker 2: but he's dressed an aloe because the guy told me
Speaker 2: it's a boy. Have you checked his name is? I'll
Speaker 2: show you his name in a minute. So I picked
Speaker 2: it out. I didn't get a special one, but I
Speaker 2: got one that is not cute.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, he's green.
Speaker 1: Oh dear god, so this is and he's sitting forty
Speaker 1: five dollars and.
Speaker 2: He looks like here's a little hat, like like, how cute?
Speaker 2: And you can hang them up.
Speaker 1: No, he's hideous.
Speaker 2: And he's wearing an aloe sweatshirt and an allow pants
Speaker 2: and here's here's a little thing and you can hang
Speaker 2: them on your backpack, Like I don't have because I
Speaker 2: don't go to us.
Speaker 1: I'm not in high school. Why would you hang out
Speaker 1: in your backpack? That's awful.
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's just really like we have to be hip,
Speaker 2: we have to be in the moment.
Speaker 1: This is my little do not have to you do
Speaker 1: not need to be hip or in the moment?
Speaker 2: What does that back on?
Speaker 1: Also, the important part of being hip is discretion on
Speaker 1: what trend you should join.
Speaker 2: I mainly, like I said, bought this to show you
Speaker 2: guys why it is going on.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's not true. I think that's what
Speaker 1: you tell yourself.
Speaker 2: First and foremost. Yes, second and very close to the
Speaker 2: first is I just wanted it.
Speaker 1: I think that is actually probably the first and only
Speaker 1: reason now here he is. Now he just looks like
Speaker 1: a little Amish man.
Speaker 2: That's one of the Boh wait, let me see what
Speaker 2: his name is. His name is Oh no, it's like
Speaker 2: QQ or something. Here's a little card. Here's a little card.
Speaker 2: His name is QQ. Okay, okay, So there you go.
Speaker 2: Have a seat. Sometimes they're seated, sometimes they're standing. The
Speaker 2: seed the ones are cheaper, So that's the one I
Speaker 2: bought fifty or forty five bucks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, well that was money not well spent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well all expensive. I don't know with what who,
Speaker 2: I don't know. That is not when people will say.
Speaker 1: She just throws her receipts out the window and hopefully
Speaker 1: money comes back.
Speaker 2: So okay, So that's a story about le Boo boo
Speaker 2: and shoe have it you guys. Thank you. You guys
Speaker 2: hooked me up with the shoes that I wanted most
Speaker 2: of all, which were the pant is black and white Nikes.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: An expensive day.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, and now and now.
Speaker 1: Four weeks not doing it all on the same day. Yes,
Speaker 1: So you wait, did you bike home holding the shoes
Speaker 1: and the labubu?
Speaker 2: I did? And Mexican food?
Speaker 1: Oh geez.
Speaker 2: So I had one bag here, one bag here, and then.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how trashy you looked doing that.
Speaker 2: And I was rolling a fifth avenue or fifth avenue, yeah,
Speaker 2: in my cruiser bike like titling like Matt anyway, So
Speaker 2: there's that was great.
Speaker 3: What I'm very sorry for your loss and.
Speaker 2: Look, and I'm doing it for the show. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm going to say. I'm sticking to it. Okay, Comic
Speaker 2: Con week, babe, it's gonna be crazy town downtown now.
Speaker 3: I will not be going anywhere near it.
Speaker 2: This shows to me that Eric is getting older because
Speaker 2: every single comic con we would go and we would
Speaker 2: just peruse the outside because there's so much to do outside.
Speaker 1: I agree with Eric, it's not worth the hassle.
Speaker 2: It was so fun. We had fun for years and.
Speaker 1: But I know, no, not even no, not even like
Speaker 1: actual celebrities, but like micro.
Speaker 2: Celebrities, like people that are there for the comic con. Yes,
Speaker 2: so this year, uh okay, for the first time ever,
Speaker 2: director Giermo del Toro and George Lucas will be showing
Speaker 2: out at a panel Comic Con and they are there,
Speaker 2: I don't know, to discuss the opening of the Lucas Museum.
Speaker 1: Of near Are you seen that?
Speaker 2: In La Queen Latifa? Will be narrating it or moderating it?
Speaker 2: What have I seen it?
Speaker 3: That Georgia Lucas Museum. It's gonna look like a spaceship
Speaker 3: that landed.
Speaker 2: That is cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gona pretty cool. Yeah, it's gonna look really
Speaker 1: really cool. Were I here to go to a panel
Speaker 1: about it? Though?
Speaker 2: No, okay. So so I, okay, I'm going to brag
Speaker 2: a little bit, but I got a passed because I'm
Speaker 2: going to be doing live hits outside the Comic Con
Speaker 2: before it even opens, because it's our morning news runs
Speaker 2: from five to nine am. So I'm just gonna go
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna talk to some people and whatnot. But
Speaker 2: I needed to get a press pass, so I pick
Speaker 2: it up tomorrow. Oh, no, big deal.
Speaker 1: Are you a Comic Con press pass? Yes? But do
Speaker 1: you want to see they hand those things out like Nichols?
Speaker 2: All right, do you want to be impressed with something? Then?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure, Oh I know what you're gonna whip out.
Speaker 1: I don't I know?
Speaker 2: You better impressed by this.
Speaker 1: We'll see. Yeah, she's already Moderated's like, well maybe not.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know if I should, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to anybody.
Speaker 1: You don't know.
Speaker 2: I have to flash it. I have to flash it
Speaker 2: at various things.
Speaker 1: Okay, is this your police press pass?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, check it out, which I don't even know really
Speaker 1: what that means.
Speaker 2: Okay, this means that I they know that I am
Speaker 2: with the press. I've been checked out, I've been background checked.
Speaker 2: I went to the police station. They took my picture,
Speaker 2: they took my name and been signed by my l
Speaker 2: la la la la la la la la. So if
Speaker 2: I roll up on the scene and there's like caution tape,
Speaker 2: dead bodies.
Speaker 1: I told you that's what you. Yeah, but you don't
Speaker 1: get to enter a crime scene. You just get to
Speaker 1: stand outside of it.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Can I go onto the the yellow tape?
Speaker 2: I need to talk.
Speaker 1: No, you can't get into the crime scene.
Speaker 3: Oh your payer's pretty well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't think that you can go into
Speaker 1: a crime scene. With that.
Speaker 2: Well, I can get closer to the crime scene than
Speaker 2: I ever have before.
Speaker 1: Just means they won't tell you to leave.
Speaker 2: Not only that, I got a press a parking pass,
Speaker 2: so but only And I'm not going to destroy these
Speaker 2: rules ever, because I never wanted to be provoked. I
Speaker 2: even had it laminated. I'm such a dork.
Speaker 1: Parking Wait, what does the parking past do for you?
Speaker 2: I can park in white, I can park in yellow,
Speaker 2: no matter what time it is. I can park in
Speaker 2: uh metered parking if I'm there to cover a news story.
Speaker 1: For free right, yes, not red zone though.
Speaker 2: No, not red and not if I'm just going to
Speaker 2: comic Con, you know, to play like I'm not going
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: If you're doing a park, if you're doing a like,
Speaker 1: if you're doing news through there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like for yeah, on Thursday morning.
Speaker 1: That loading zone so you can park in loading zones
Speaker 1: as long as you want. Yeah, that's pretty neat. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I would care about that way more than
Speaker 1: the police one.
Speaker 2: It's just really fun to have. I just feel super
Speaker 2: important and it's cool and I feel like it's a
Speaker 2: step that I've made in a positive direction.
Speaker 1: Okay, you are so fans. Congratulations Laura, Ah, thank you.
Speaker 1: It was a pity one.
Speaker 2: I mean, all right, so Comic Con. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go and I'm going to dress up. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to be Superwoman or wonder Woman. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: be Catwoman. I'm not going to be Harley Webs your face, Quinn.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be simply Lowest Lane. I have a
Speaker 2: black wig. I have a white long sleeve shirt with
Speaker 2: a best I laminated a logo that says the Daily Planet.
Speaker 2: I was going to stick it on their wors skirt. Bam,
Speaker 2: Lowest Lane glasses boom. You've seen the New Superman is
Speaker 2: that gonna fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fine, I had.
Speaker 2: To dress up. I have to can't just go down
Speaker 2: the regular clothes.
Speaker 1: I'd regular clothes whatever. I would never dress up for that.
Speaker 2: Well, you, we would never do a lot of things lately.
Speaker 2: I don't know where you took a corner all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, like a really severe corner.
Speaker 1: No, I'm aside with him on this one. That's my boy.
Speaker 2: No, Like in general, don't you think he's kind of
Speaker 2: turned like a severe corner in seting like that, Grandpa esked.
Speaker 1: The only thing, the only change I've noticed is his
Speaker 1: attitude towards Halloween. Yeah, everything else is this typical Eric though.
Speaker 2: Dress in my remember he used to go, like take
Speaker 2: pick pick a dress when they were in my kitchen.
Speaker 1: You would still do that. I would still do if
Speaker 1: they were that available. Yeah, yeah, would you? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: was fun. That wasn't Halloween. That was just a regular day.
Speaker 1: I know. But you're just mad that he's not as
Speaker 1: impulsive as you.
Speaker 2: Well, he never has been, but he was a lot.
Speaker 2: He used to be a little bit more more willing
Speaker 2: to do stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys are both in your mid to late sixties.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Yes, have you always kept
Speaker 2: a paper calendar?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's not the calendar. No, did you get
Speaker 2: my text about the dates in October right those? No? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't, he did, do?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: I got some weird text from somebody. I said, who
Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, we remember the bit. You really committed
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to drag you from behind the car.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys get to share a room too.
Speaker 2: No, no, we're all sharing a room. No listen, okay,
Speaker 2: let me explain. We're going on a team building trip
Speaker 2: and a fun trip, the four of us me, Eric, producer,
Speaker 2: Brian and Marie, my roommate. Just for fine. We're going
Speaker 2: to Palm Springs. Now, look, you guys are going to
Speaker 2: have a great time. Listen. Not an airbnbat. It's a
Speaker 2: hotel and it's called like the Pink Flamingo. But it's
Speaker 2: it's nice. It's all been redone. It's cool. I looked
Speaker 2: up the coolest hotels in Palm Springs. It has one
Speaker 2: to three bedrooms and two bathrooms. So why in the
Speaker 2: world will we each pay for our own rooms? And
Speaker 2: when we can combine and together. It was like eight
Speaker 2: hundred bucks. So the four of us splitting that.
Speaker 3: Duh, right, h, that's a no brainer.
Speaker 1: So I'm confused.
Speaker 2: There are three bedrooms in the sharing me and Marie.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, then why'd you say we're all sharing?
Speaker 2: We're sharing a place?
Speaker 1: Is it a hotel?
Speaker 2: Square feet? Yes, but it's one of their big rooms.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a sweet Yes.
Speaker 2: It's thirteen hundred square feet. It's huge, was it? Do
Speaker 2: you have a problem with this?
Speaker 1: She made that confusing? Right?
Speaker 2: I saw Barbie and I was like, it does have
Speaker 2: Barbie in the title, but it's not like pinked out.
Speaker 2: It's not completely pinked out.
Speaker 1: That's whatever. Well you said, I said, who's sharing a room?
Speaker 1: And you said, we're all sharing a room. I said,
Speaker 1: oh boy.
Speaker 2: You get a room. You get a room, Marie and
Speaker 2: I share a room. You get a bathroom. You guys
Speaker 2: share a bathroom. We share a bathroom. Cool, and we save.
Speaker 1: It's still pretty expensive, but it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's that much for the two days we're going to
Speaker 2: be there, more than eight, not through my discounts.
Speaker 1: You're what discounts you? Well, you flash your press pass
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: AARP.
Speaker 3: Oh god, who did you get a hand job to?
Speaker 1: Like the night manager?
Speaker 2: Oh? I just I didn't want to meet that. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to admit that.
Speaker 1: Why I would have I can't wait to get my
Speaker 1: ARP card.
Speaker 3: Wait, you got yours before I got mine.
Speaker 2: Bruh. You get it when you're like fifty.
Speaker 1: Wow, well so you got like fifteen. I'm not there yet.
Speaker 1: I'm not there you.
Speaker 2: Are, and actually you've just thrown away the packaging.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyways, so there's that, all right, Now cue the music
Speaker 2: whatever it is, something exciting, not the cricket.
Speaker 1: You've taken away all the music.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was going to put buttons just bow gardening everything.
Speaker 2: I want Eric to do his double deep so excited?
Speaker 1: Oh what was that?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 1: Oh? These are the hinge things, That's what it is. Okay.
Speaker 1: Just do you think.
Speaker 2: Which I haven't looked at in like two months?
Speaker 1: Oh, very sad news today. Well we're in Palm Springs.
Speaker 1: You can find yourself a nice.
Speaker 2: I know, what's gonna say.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure there's plenty there. I'm sure there's a
Speaker 1: couple straight guys you can find.
Speaker 2: Hey, maybe they're doing the same kind of thing we are.
Speaker 1: You never know, and you know, or you can go
Speaker 1: out for a couple of hours and you can have
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 3: I know it's she'll just sock, she'll just hang up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: sock on the door.
Speaker 2: Okay, in the minute, the socks on the door. I
Speaker 2: am coming to your room?
Speaker 1: Why are you come to my room? Just a bug whatever,
Speaker 1: he'll lock the door. Stock on which door?
Speaker 2: On our door? If she puts a sock on our door? Marie,
Speaker 2: do you know the sock on the door trick?
Speaker 1: Like she's friends, she's not totally.
Speaker 2: Okay, just say your sharing room with somebody, and if
Speaker 2: somebody is out and you have a boy in the room,
Speaker 2: you put a sock on the door to let the
Speaker 2: other person know, Hey, I'm in the room.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's called manners.
Speaker 1: I know, you know, you know the prince, you know
Speaker 1: the symbol of the sock on the door.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was the guy's only Okay, oh right, right, right, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's now you send like a pair of song underwear.
Speaker 1: It's just like, well that's a pretty clear one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a sensical, clear message.
Speaker 2: That's right. We communicate.
Speaker 1: You get you get a girl half three like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you gonna put that on the handle real quick? Stick?
Speaker 3: I have some friends condom I have some friends live
Speaker 3: in Palm Springs. I think I'll stay with them instead.
Speaker 2: Eric, do not be that guy. I will be so mad.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hurt producer Brian's feelings.
Speaker 1: And I'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Brian and I are, Brian and I are going to
Speaker 3: stay there.
Speaker 2: No, he's not.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Just come here for a second. Look.
Speaker 1: Here's here's how it's gonna go.
Speaker 2: Get Mariana or get letter here. I want to talk
Speaker 2: to her about what's going on, see if she's okay
Speaker 2: with it. I didn't have a chance. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a chance to tell you this yesterday.
Speaker 2: But I was just looking up October dates. Cool hotels
Speaker 2: in Palm Springs. The coolest hip is Hotels on Palm
Speaker 2: Springs in twenty twenty five, and I found this place.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like Barbie's in the title, but it's
Speaker 2: not barbied out. It's not like full on pinked out,
Speaker 2: but it's redone. It's got a pool, as I've got
Speaker 2: a beautiful pool, cool things going on, and the room
Speaker 2: is thirteen hundred square feet. It's got not one, not two,
Speaker 2: but three bedrooms in the one hotel room. So bit, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: and together for the two nights, it was like eight
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars for townights. It's four hundred to
Speaker 2: nights okay, yes, and we all four ways. It'd be
Speaker 2: the cheapest thing ever. Would you be okay with sharing
Speaker 2: your room to night? It's kind of fine for me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would say if it's something like, yeah, otherwise we're
Speaker 2: going to be paying like three hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 2: a night for our each our own room nights at
Speaker 2: this time of the year.
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, that could like, yeah, well.
Speaker 2: This is October. So I was looking.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm saying for October because I think October
Speaker 1: is gonna be bigger than Now.
Speaker 2: Do you have a problem did you look up the
Speaker 2: hotel room? I want to I want to see Ryan
Speaker 2: in a pink hotel. It's okay, they have splashes of pink.
Speaker 1: I uncomfortable my masculinity. I don't have a problem with pink,
Speaker 1: just a little. I'll lay out on the cabana like
Speaker 1: a king.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm booking it and we're going anyway.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be sitting by the pool all day because
Speaker 1: there's palm springs.
Speaker 2: It is right near the downtown walking distance to the
Speaker 2: downtown area.
Speaker 1: Glorious. Oh, we won't be walking to downtown in this
Speaker 1: Palm Springs.
Speaker 2: I'm going to row hipnell. You're drunk. Oh boy, you're
Speaker 2: drink so you are pleasant.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, here's a senior as citizen. Let's
Speaker 1: well let him go to bed at eight thirty pm
Speaker 1: and we'll do the real Palm spring stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take a syringe of like ketamine or something.
Speaker 1: Why would you walk? Why would you want to drag
Speaker 1: him out if he's not wanting to be there and
Speaker 1: down the do you know I would just I would
Speaker 1: just lower the curve.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like stick you to some kind of tranquilizer
Speaker 2: and we're gonna drag him out.
Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh, this.
Speaker 2: Is fun, and he'll be like, have a whole new attitude.
Speaker 1: No, he'll be like, I don't want to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I brought a book. I'm going back to
Speaker 1: the hotel.
Speaker 2: What if there was money in it?
Speaker 1: How much you're talking, you're gonna pay him to go out.
Speaker 2: Let's just see what his lois is. Two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars for a night out, until midnight midnight.
Speaker 1: Yes, five uh three point fifty, it doesn't matter. Two
Speaker 1: fifty is already outside of her budget forty She just
Speaker 1: felt spent that on a stupid doll shoes and a
Speaker 1: bike forty max transaction limit.
Speaker 2: I did. I spent my whole eighteen T bill.
Speaker 1: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll hang God, we'll hang
Speaker 1: out during the day by the pool with Eric. He
Speaker 1: can read his book. We'll chill, and then at eight
Speaker 1: thirty he'll go to bed and we'll go hit the clubs.
Speaker 2: And we'll go. Okay, all right, that's perfect, Okay, as
Speaker 2: long as you do not get in your car go
Speaker 2: want you booking?
Speaker 3: It might be a possibility if I'm left alone, Well
Speaker 3: don't wait.
Speaker 1: We won't go anywere until you already of sleep at
Speaker 1: like seven thirty pm. Well you know, and then I'll
Speaker 1: just do this.
Speaker 2: That's what I'll stick him with, some kind of melton.
Speaker 1: Holds back the bed he's dressed and his suitcases next
Speaker 1: to Yeah, up, it goes out.
Speaker 2: I could see him doing that too, Okay, Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: all bye.
Speaker 1: Daily No, it's I'm not worried. It's palm springs. This
Speaker 1: is his happy place.
Speaker 2: Not necessary. There's like a gay man, but not like
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: A game, the greatest game ever.
Speaker 2: He's like the most masculine gay man ever.
Speaker 1: So he's not like in Small Push, and he'd be
Speaker 1: dating women in no time. No Small Push.
Speaker 2: Well Puss, Okay, Laura, just what it is. I wanted
Speaker 2: to see his reaction about me saying that, to see he.
Speaker 1: Gets as a straight man. I'm repulsed at what you said. Okay, Okay, Ross,
Speaker 1: Now I'm not going I have plans in October, hopefully
Speaker 1: not with us small.
Speaker 2: To acknowledge that go ahead anyways.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's start off on a sad note, shall we.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 3: Who was on The Cosby Show, died over the weekend
Speaker 3: of an accidental drowning. He was in Costa Rica with
Speaker 3: his daughter and he got caught in a rip current.
Speaker 2: Theo Huxtable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the drownings in Costa Rica, the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: He was fifty four, and he never mentioned his wife
Speaker 3: or child's name in public.
Speaker 2: I like people that keep it as private as they
Speaker 2: possibly can, or people that don't show pictures of our kids.
Speaker 2: Although I want to see every celebrities kid on the
Speaker 2: planet but I understand why they did that.
Speaker 3: Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow really loved performing this naughty sex act
Speaker 3: with Ben Affleck.
Speaker 2: They dated when did they date?
Speaker 1: Uh, nineteen ninety seven to two thousand. Why would you?
Speaker 1: I feel like this is such a weird thing to
Speaker 1: dish about.
Speaker 2: Well, she had a vagina smelling candle, remember, and we
Speaker 2: had to do the news story about that.
Speaker 3: Oh she is, and there's well, all this stuff is
Speaker 3: coming out about her now because there's been a book
Speaker 3: written about.
Speaker 2: Her from like about her from the former or something.
Speaker 1: A biography. Was it like a biopic that she was
Speaker 1: signed off on or no, it's a book unauthorized She yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's.
Speaker 2: I'd read that.
Speaker 1: Wait what okay, what's this naughty thing that they did?
Speaker 1: Tea bagging? Oh wait from which end she did it
Speaker 1: to him?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: No, he'd have to do it to her. No, tea
Speaker 3: bagging is oh yeah, sorry, tea bagging is where you
Speaker 3: put on his face.
Speaker 1: That's not crazy.
Speaker 2: No, those are called goggles or something, right, gogles. Oh see,
Speaker 2: we're not that phrase. Yeah I've heard that too, but
Speaker 2: tea bag wait, tea bagging is in the mouth.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, the goggles is on the eyes. Okay, that
Speaker 1: doesn't seem very sexual that it seems weird.
Speaker 2: Weird, kind of seems like it might feel a little good.
Speaker 3: Looks like you'd have if that were going out, looks
Speaker 3: like you'd have a nose let that looked like the
Speaker 3: wicked Witch of the West.
Speaker 1: It would just be this long.
Speaker 2: No, I.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it anyway, the wier.
Speaker 3: So she's also The book also claims that Gwyneth was
Speaker 3: sad when her ex Brad Pitt married Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 2: I think married no matter what, you know what, my
Speaker 2: ex married somebody else, like not too long ago, and
Speaker 2: I was I had no feelings about it at all.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time. I can't imagine any x
Speaker 2: right now where i'd be sad that they But.
Speaker 1: If it was new I broke up with them five
Speaker 1: minutes ago, I'd be really, are you kidding? They're an
Speaker 1: EXAs it's still hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard, especially freshly. Maybe they'll last maybe not you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're yeah, you're different. Nope, See Brian, if something, if
Speaker 2: if a reason, somebody said, oh, by the way, I
Speaker 2: met someone, I'm getting married, it.
Speaker 1: Would make me. Really, I don't want to say uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: but kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, because you'd be in sad feelings
Speaker 2: you don't like that.
Speaker 1: But not quite just sad, just feel like it, just
Speaker 1: feel weird. I'd be weird with it.
Speaker 3: I would light some flame batons and do a cartwheel.
Speaker 1: Down the street.
Speaker 2: Well, there are reasons that may speak more about you
Speaker 2: than and them.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you know the thing about Gwyneth Paltrow that
Speaker 3: always she is in sufferable like whenever she was on
Speaker 3: like a talk show, like whenever she was on Letterman
Speaker 3: and he'd say something to her, and she always would
Speaker 3: respond like with that, what do you mean? Like she
Speaker 3: always seemed perpetually annoyed.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's that pretty either, be honest, I
Speaker 2: do in a very natural Yes, Well, she was with
Speaker 2: Chris Martin, she's with what's that dude? With American horror
Speaker 2: Story now.
Speaker 1: Then out like she was with yeah apparently.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know what caused a stampede at
Speaker 3: a Beyonce concert that left eleven people injured. Yes, a
Speaker 3: stampede broke out at an Atlanta train station last week
Speaker 3: as fans were leaving a Beyonce concert, leaving eleven people injured,
Speaker 3: with seven of those being transported to the hospital. And
Speaker 3: it was all because someone freaked out when they saw
Speaker 3: a bug.
Speaker 1: Totally depends on what type of bug though.
Speaker 2: If it's like one of the cicadas. We've seen one
Speaker 2: of those hideous the scary as hell and the.
Speaker 3: Boom and hers, so you know, it only happens once
Speaker 3: every several years, and they come out of the ground
Speaker 3: and I was huge, Yeah, I think it is it
Speaker 3: Georgia that are Yeah. I had a friend that lived
Speaker 3: there and when they came out, she was driving home
Speaker 3: from work and I was on the phone with her
Speaker 3: and she almost got into an accent, like she had
Speaker 3: to pull over and you could hear it outside the
Speaker 3: car hitting the car, and they make like a screeching
Speaker 3: and there's millions and millions and millions of them, and
Speaker 3: their life isn't that long, like they they come out
Speaker 3: and then they just long.
Speaker 1: Enough to destroy all the crops.
Speaker 2: There's a story where like a girl's softball team and
Speaker 2: kids that were outdoors planks couldn't open their mouths. Oh.
Speaker 2: I would freak out at any kind of beetle, especially
Speaker 2: the horned beetles whole.
Speaker 1: Now, do you not like june bugs?
Speaker 2: June bugs are so cute.
Speaker 1: The thing is they're way too nosy. They're like they
Speaker 1: have like no sense of personal space, you know, and
Speaker 1: they're dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big fat boss scare me too, kind of like
Speaker 2: those big fat like balls with like the.
Speaker 1: They're pretty The only thing that scares near spiders.
Speaker 2: Roaches.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't like roaches. I don't understand why everyone's so.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're a little gross, but like they can't
Speaker 1: literally can't do anything. They don't even jump.
Speaker 2: What can't roaches? You can't like? The refuge is that
Speaker 2: like I've I've stopped on a roach and.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're so bad it was stepping off.
Speaker 2: I am got up and ran away again. In college,
Speaker 2: there were so many roaches, but the little ones. We
Speaker 2: would lift up our phone handle when we had like
Speaker 2: phones with like cords, and roaches would go flying out under.
Speaker 1: They love the heat so disgusting. It's more they're gross
Speaker 1: because they're a sign that you are gross.
Speaker 2: Well it was the whole dorm was gross with a
Speaker 2: bunch of kids living in it.
Speaker 1: Your apartment or no.
Speaker 2: And I've never seen a roach in this house, knock on.
Speaker 1: Thank god, I have a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that time that I had the fake
Speaker 3: roaches and I put one on your kitchen table and
Speaker 3: you just about.
Speaker 1: Pants? It was the best thing ever. That was the
Speaker 1: best thing ever. So did you hear this story a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago about the tech guy and his mistress?
Speaker 2: Oh busted?
Speaker 1: And where?
Speaker 2: What? What?
Speaker 3: Were they at a concert?
Speaker 2: It was? Yeah, it was like over the weekend or
Speaker 2: a little bit before the weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, Coldplay is now warning fans before unleashing the kiss gam.
Speaker 2: Because they caught him in an extramarital Yeah didn't And
Speaker 2: did you see the video of him like when caught
Speaker 2: he really sinks down, turned, she turned her she was last.
Speaker 1: What are the odds of that? Though?
Speaker 3: And didn't the announcer say, oh, somebody must be having
Speaker 3: an affair?
Speaker 2: I did, I don't know?
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. Yeah, So now.
Speaker 2: Is cold playing trouble? Is that why?
Speaker 1: It's a joke?
Speaker 2: Could they be sued for that? Okay, I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: It's his damn fault for having an affair. How can
Speaker 1: you sue someone for accidentally revealing your having an affair?
Speaker 1: Call you an idiot.
Speaker 3: Okay, So now we're getting to the good stuff. Oh so,
Speaker 3: Kylie Jenner just did a new ad campaign for Mew
Speaker 3: Mew okay, and her fans are weighing in and they
Speaker 3: are not happy. One of them said so over her
Speaker 3: dead eyes and.
Speaker 1: And board face.
Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she always has the well they all do. They
Speaker 3: all have because she can, No, none of them can.
Speaker 3: But they all have that deer in headlights, like non
Speaker 3: blinking Stafford wife.
Speaker 2: At least she don't under lips a little bit, well
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: I can only help.
Speaker 2: But Justin Bieber, Oh Justin, please be okay, Justin, please
Speaker 2: be fine.
Speaker 3: He's been posting on social media like the entire week,
Speaker 3: very cryptic post among his drug use allegations.
Speaker 1: Released the album though it's viral marketing.
Speaker 2: Do you see him stumbling up the stairs to get
Speaker 2: to a kid Leroy concert? He could barely walk.
Speaker 1: I think it's if he's doing drugs. Shocking.
Speaker 3: His response is no need to be clean to be
Speaker 3: good with God?
Speaker 2: Oh see, oh no, I.
Speaker 1: Could a lot.
Speaker 2: I don't approve it leads to bad road leave.
Speaker 3: No, yes, what are you invested in this? Denise Richards
Speaker 3: Aaron Zeifer divorce.
Speaker 1: No, because I am one. They're not even famous anymore.
Speaker 2: Denise richards Well is on on on fans right.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's still hot. She's still hot.
Speaker 2: This guy I've never heard of.
Speaker 3: So he was married to Nicolette Sheridan for like six months. Okay,
Speaker 3: so he must be hamed.
Speaker 1: He's got a.
Speaker 3: Type like Nicolett Sheridan's hot. She's blonde, like really pretty.
Speaker 3: So he filed on July fourth or July seventh, actually
Speaker 3: is when he filed, stating irreconcilable differences. While it's come
Speaker 3: out over the last couple of weeks that he filed
Speaker 3: saying that she was having an affair and that he
Speaker 3: found on her phone text messages from Denise to another man,
Speaker 3: allegedly wishing him like good night and making reservations at
Speaker 3: a hotel and sneaking him in and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But she's come back with allegations that he's beat her,
Speaker 3: and she has photographs and man, is she sporting a
Speaker 3: shri This.
Speaker 1: Just sounds like this just sounds like they're probably I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a good chance they're both true, but it also
Speaker 1: just kind of sounds like they're both just one upping
Speaker 1: each other. He claims he has no money.
Speaker 2: You know, in California, you're not allowed to say any
Speaker 2: That's what irreconcilable difference is. You can't say, oh he uh,
Speaker 2: you know, he's having in fear with this person, or
Speaker 2: she's having any fear with this person, or he did this,
Speaker 2: he did that. You have to there's it's not a script.
Speaker 2: It's just that's the reason. And nobody gets into it.
Speaker 2: And you can't use it in court.
Speaker 1: I think you can't. I mean I could, Well, we'll
Speaker 1: see what how they're filing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He has nothing, no money to get any money. Just
Speaker 2: get the worst you can get, no money. They don't
Speaker 2: many kids.
Speaker 3: Celebrities are so insufferable, all right, I know, And we
Speaker 3: talk about this isn't really celebrity.
Speaker 2: This is the end. Then we're then we're gonna end
Speaker 2: this because then it's time to talk about Do you.
Speaker 3: Want to talk about the ghost hunter that dropped dead
Speaker 3: after the animal?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay, hold up, hold up, let me
Speaker 1: just say everyone dies. He's gonna die eventually, just because
Speaker 1: he died. Didn't mean it because of that. It was creepy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and no, I would let that I would let that
Speaker 1: dolls stay in my room with I would too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would too. I'm not worried.
Speaker 2: There are two people that have died who have had
Speaker 2: the anibol.
Speaker 1: People die every day.
Speaker 2: The Annibal doll is remember the Annibal doll who sat
Speaker 2: in the person's office and may this person said the doll?
Speaker 2: This person years later murdered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. Years later. It's like there was
Speaker 1: like no correlation.
Speaker 2: Anyway. This doll I believe dolls have anyway.
Speaker 1: And you know that the.
Speaker 3: Annibal doll is not does not look like the Annabel do.
Speaker 1: It's a raggedy and dohl. It is the most like.
Speaker 2: But does he have the real one from the war?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, the the one that he does
Speaker 3: the tour on is the actual doll that animel was
Speaker 3: based off the raggedy end.
Speaker 1: It's the one that was dangerous. Why is it allowed out?
Speaker 1: It wasn't out? Why is it? But why is it
Speaker 1: allowed out? Their their spiritual fortress?
Speaker 2: Because are they gone now?
Speaker 1: Warrant?
Speaker 2: So maybe just to make money on a tours.
Speaker 1: You're you're making money off of death.
Speaker 2: People are into this.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see the new conjuring movie me too.
Speaker 1: Oh it looks so good.
Speaker 2: What about the naked gun? Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I'm going. I am going day one.
Speaker 2: To see, especially if there's like like old school cameos
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like swear to god, that animal doll.
Speaker 1: I would let it stay at like sleep in my
Speaker 1: bed next to me too. Yeah, no, fear.
Speaker 2: That is a downright dirty lie.
Speaker 1: The annibal doll.
Speaker 2: Come on, hell, no, you would.
Speaker 1: I totally would. Come on, Well, guess what, it's just
Speaker 1: a doll.
Speaker 2: Do you want to be cremated or do you want
Speaker 2: to be buried?
Speaker 1: I think you want to cremate me, right, yeah, because
Speaker 1: if you bury me, I'll just get out and touch
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 2: Ever there, I've seen it.
Speaker 1: It's so dangerous. Why don't they destroy it?
Speaker 2: There's another doll like that's like the sailor doll from
Speaker 2: like the nineteen hundreds, that's behind this glass that is
Speaker 2: in this museum. And the guy goes, anybody who's ever
Speaker 2: taken a picture of it through the glass. Something horrible
Speaker 2: has happened. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Things care you have a haunted doll in your garage?
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah?
Speaker 2: Just not doing anything to me because there's a doll. Well, hey,
Speaker 2: maybe I won't be here tomorrow. You better feels so bad?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be cremated or buried?
Speaker 2: Oh? Cremated? You know what I want? I want to party.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I want to make you a jewelry.
Speaker 1: I want to be buried in a large above ground crypt.
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually badass.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'd like to do? Yeah, on
Speaker 1: a big our property, like in the back.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about this for a second, because I think
Speaker 3: if we go before our son.
Speaker 2: Does yes, which I would like, which is uh, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that you and I should have a stipulation
Speaker 3: where we go he takes us to a taxidermist and
Speaker 3: gets us stuffed. And here's why. Okay, it would be
Speaker 3: great for the car pooling for him. Yes, and he
Speaker 3: could just look at us whenever he wanted to be like.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't, but you know I wouldn't. I would get
Speaker 1: you in like this position. I would put you guys
Speaker 1: in suits of armors and you could be next to
Speaker 1: my door. Oh my god, that'd be amazing. And then
Speaker 1: if I if I want to do something funny, I'd
Speaker 1: flip open the visor. I'd be like, look, it's Laura
Speaker 1: and I'd throw stuff. Oh, that'd be sorry. I throw
Speaker 1: a popcorn from like across the room trying to get
Speaker 1: inside the visor.
Speaker 2: You would be like you would never sleep again. You
Speaker 2: would never sleep again.
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of these things.
Speaker 2: Oh, I will haunt that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could oh easily.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think you would be magnipulative. I'm sneak and
Speaker 2: I'm impulsive. I'd be the worst.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, how the heck do I haunts like?
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm gonna throw this at him. Oh,
Speaker 1: I dropped it. Oh, I dropped it.
Speaker 2: I'm sneakier than that.
Speaker 1: She'd throw that stupid let boo boo at you. I
Speaker 1: don't think, I just can't.
Speaker 2: I'd place it on his on his chest.
Speaker 1: So when you woke up, be like, won't you make
Speaker 1: me breakfast? Use your ghost tartlet breakfast? Oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: want to wake up to the smell of coffee and vegan.
Speaker 2: Coming up next episode, It's Thursday, it's the start of
Speaker 2: comic Con. I'm gonna bust out my costume everybody, and
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about would you rathers? And also another
Speaker 2: fun game we're gonna play it's gonna be fine. We're
Speaker 2: gonna final on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Fantastic, okay anything. I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to see Oh my god. Anyway, Love
Speaker 2: your podcast. Thank you for listening. Love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 2: I know I turn to you. I love you, I
Speaker 2: love you, I love you a lot, I love you
Speaker 2: more than that.
Speaker 1: I love you long time.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Love your podcast.
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