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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that's the day. Okay, here we go. Hey, hell, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>brother ro Good morning. Hell. I did do a little

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<v Speaker 1>extra work on this this morning. Okay, thank the Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>because I learned this morning that the shortest war in

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<v Speaker 1>history was the UK versus Zanzibar August twenty seventh. August

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seventh, eighteen ninety six. Zanzibar surrendered after thirty eight minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Smart about it? Hey, quick, Well, I got a guy

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<v Speaker 1>like hall over here, who's gonna go hold on there, Yankee, dandy,

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<v Speaker 1>doodle dandy. Yes, that's exactly what i'd say. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>like him. The battle at San Jacento was eighteen minutes long,

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<v Speaker 1>so I know I'm gonna have like overly aggressive battle,

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<v Speaker 1>not a war. Okay, thank you, Alex See, I knew

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have overly aggressive Texas guy technique. The

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<v Speaker 1>battle at San Jacento was eighteen minutes April twenty first,

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen thirty six, the final battle of the Texas Revolution.

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<v Speaker 1>Battle is part of a war. War is a series

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<v Speaker 1>of battles. So when I say won the battle, not

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<v Speaker 1>the war. I go the extra mile for you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you all right, thank you Steve Gutenberg. The goot

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<v Speaker 1>minute of Baby, three minute of Baby. Police Academy, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all the police academies. He had huge competition to be

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<v Speaker 1>the star of Police Academy. Other actors who auditioned. Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>Willis wanted it. Judge Reinhold, Michael Keaton, and Tom Hanks

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<v Speaker 1>all tried out for that role. Wow wow, and they

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<v Speaker 1>went with the goot. Final fun fact for you guys today,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you like these. This is scary female cockroaches.

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<v Speaker 1>They can reproduce on their own if no dude cockroaches

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<v Speaker 1>are around. That's neat. And how did you tell the

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<v Speaker 1>difference anyway? I don't know, but they don't ask. Chick

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<v Speaker 1>cockroaches don't even need dude cockroaches to keep the cockroaches going.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the funk. Back to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your body. S's the fun

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<v Speaker 1>back to the day.