Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snars Egg. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the great Chris Rays, Derek black Man,
Speaker 1: and Tom Swey. Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some glazing. If you threw
Speaker 2: a full bottle of water at him while he was
Speaker 2: deep while he was meditating in peace, would have been.
Speaker 1: Ship, you fucking trash can.
Speaker 2: I think it would have been a pretty good start
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Hell yeah, but it's come with Welcome.
Speaker 2: To the Star Tak Podcast. It's me and Chris and
Speaker 2: sim Sweeney, It's Tim Derek. Look at him? Are you choking?
Speaker 1: No? I tried not to spin my water.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, you're Are you the only person who You're
Speaker 2: the only person who hasn't gotten no? No? You you?
Speaker 1: No? I I was the first one. Yeah, he came
Speaker 1: to my nose. Yeah, we were doing.
Speaker 2: No I was I was the first one, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was. We had the one camera over there and
Speaker 2: June as the wh and it got me. That was
Speaker 2: one I didn't expect. I didn't expect to hear the
Speaker 2: N words so many times.
Speaker 1: You see. Franky Munis tweeted recently.
Speaker 3: With them thought he was with what's his name? Uh,
Speaker 3: the father? He was huge Cranston and he's with the mother.
Speaker 3: He was you, yeah, huh was his name? He and
Speaker 3: Malcolm the middle his.
Speaker 1: Name is hal I was like, I wasn't from types
Speaker 1: of dads though.
Speaker 2: I yeah, okay, sure, yeah, I guess vaguely like somewhat.
Speaker 2: They're both like wacky, kind of wacky people like good spirited, uh,
Speaker 2: although Hugh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man. So two days ago, Frankie Meana said, if I'm
Speaker 1: being one percent honest mentally slash emotionally, I may be
Speaker 1: at a new low. Just wanted to say it out loud.
Speaker 2: Or kid, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I still think him as Malcolm being in the middle,
Speaker 1: but yeah, he's I guess he's not doing well. Who
Speaker 1: the fuck is He does monster truck stuff, but he's well.
Speaker 2: He races too. He's like a NASCAR guy.
Speaker 1: Maybe not NASCAR, but I know it's racing some racing thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm just kind of like it's it just sucks
Speaker 1: seeing when people are pretty well off they're doing their dreams,
Speaker 1: like he's always wanted to do the racing thing. He's like,
Speaker 1: everything still sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, I mean people acclimate to their surroundings. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's kind of the thing that sucks about being a
Speaker 2: person is that like a dog a dog and like
Speaker 2: a cat, like they're fucking content, you know, because they
Speaker 2: don't know that they can want anything else.
Speaker 1: I just I just dude, I genuinely can play video
Speaker 1: games all day for the rest of my life and
Speaker 1: I'd be fun. Oh yeah, absolutely, That's why it's like.
Speaker 2: But Malcolm, but we're like Frankie Munez was a child actor,
Speaker 2: so like, I don't even think he really gets like
Speaker 2: our perception of how rich and famous he actually is
Speaker 2: versus versus how like it actually manifests as far as
Speaker 2: like real value to him is probably way off.
Speaker 1: People he got molested, problem, I wouldn't be wouldn't be
Speaker 1: surprising if he did.
Speaker 2: Statistically, I would not be shocked. It's fifty fifty, he's
Speaker 2: points us I feel like.
Speaker 3: Being I feel like it's not fifty fifty. I feel
Speaker 3: like it's like seventy eight.
Speaker 2: Like it's like eighty fu Oh, I don't think it's eighty.
Speaker 3: I think it's eighty twenty. Bro him some sort of
Speaker 3: sexual miscontent or abuse.
Speaker 1: Eighty twenty. I mean, that's different. Alright, now, let's say
Speaker 1: we'll go off of your eighty twenty. Who did it?
Speaker 1: Who did it? Who done did it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You think it was like a producer, like the director.
Speaker 2: Maybe usually like a fucking director of like a DP,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, the director of photography.
Speaker 1: Think it was Francis's brother, Matterson, since he was already like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why not doing some crazy in a Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: if you could just kind of like pin crimes on
Speaker 2: people who were already in jail for other crimes, because
Speaker 2: they're just like why not just stack them onto him?
Speaker 2: He's not getting out anywhere.
Speaker 1: Right, that's crazy. That means bad people will stay out.
Speaker 2: Well, well, there's bad people, and then there there's bad
Speaker 2: people who do bad things, and then there's good people
Speaker 2: who do bad things.
Speaker 1: I brought this subs tolutely.
Speaker 3: Actually, I brought up the fact that, like there are
Speaker 3: good people that are taught how to do good things,
Speaker 3: there are bad people to do good things, and there's
Speaker 3: good people taught to the good things, and there's bad
Speaker 3: people taught with the good things. You know, like you're
Speaker 3: also to a mixed bag. Like I think I'm a
Speaker 3: bad person. I was taught good stuff. Oh that's what
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think, Lily think you actively fight to do and
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 3: I think when I was younger, I had every inclination
Speaker 3: towards being a bad person, like truly a not good person.
Speaker 3: But I think I was taught to not do that.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's in people's nature to just be bad?
Speaker 3: Some people are by nature a little worse than others,
Speaker 3: not like exactly like them.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, I'm not a it's.
Speaker 2: Like surroundings and like I think you're talking about nurture
Speaker 2: doing that to you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And then eventually like it kind of becomes because some people,
Speaker 1: because nature, nature plays a part into it. Of course too,
Speaker 1: some people are gonna be more violent. We were gonna
Speaker 1: be more like passive by nature. It's like the violent
Speaker 1: thing is usually is usually a nurture thing, like they're
Speaker 1: a product.
Speaker 3: There's but you can you could be you could be
Speaker 3: slightly more violent like not like not like like not
Speaker 3: like a hugely quantitifized.
Speaker 1: So let's say to it like this, like someone who
Speaker 1: grows up with an alcoholic family is more likely to
Speaker 1: be because not because of like say, if you pluck
Speaker 1: them and put them in a jungle and grew up
Speaker 1: They're not gonna.
Speaker 2: Be They're gonna be alcohol alcohol, but they have there's
Speaker 2: no proof of that.
Speaker 1: You don't think some crazy scientists have tried that already.
Speaker 3: Probably, yes, probably, if you grow up in your disposition,
Speaker 3: is has a point to it, you know, like you're
Speaker 3: you're predisposed.
Speaker 1: Of certain things.
Speaker 3: And I think that's what I'm sure it's not like
Speaker 3: the most impactful part, because you can be a sociopath
Speaker 3: but grow up around like good people and then like
Speaker 3: have like good models.
Speaker 1: But I don't do that.
Speaker 2: I would bet that there's probably a lot of really nice,
Speaker 2: really good socio bad problem.
Speaker 1: I think the the because especially it's not that they're good.
Speaker 1: They were taught that this is what good is. Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: so they over correct. Like it's always like, well, what's
Speaker 1: the most Ted Bunny is one of the most famous ones.
Speaker 1: Everyone was so insanely shocked that you I can't believe
Speaker 1: he was this guy.
Speaker 2: Well, well, Ted Bunny's a murder to be fair well,
Speaker 2: talking about like the idea just the general brain space
Speaker 2: of Vegas.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm going in the furthest part of the spectrum. Extreme. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I guess he's a psychopath or whatever, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, but still doing the like, oh
Speaker 1: nobody knew. It wasn't like like you know video, he's
Speaker 1: just like stewing like I could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't like it wasn't like going to the
Speaker 2: Vatican and killing the Pope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like maniacally going in with a with a goal
Speaker 1: of nothing up the Pope and I haven't been.
Speaker 2: It's probably true. You know what's crazier than that, it's
Speaker 2: just like I love I love the immediacy of it,
Speaker 2: like the fact that he met with him and then
Speaker 2: hours not even a full day later, like hours after
Speaker 2: seven yeah, six or seven hours later after the jade
Speaker 2: fancy was like, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 3: As much the whole pope thing is like very interesting
Speaker 3: for me because I still hate what the Pope is.
Speaker 2: Popes go, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: But if there is funny but yeah, if there is
Speaker 3: a good pass he was Pope as far as if
Speaker 3: they're supposed to Pope Benedict, who was a fucking nazis crazy.
Speaker 3: Was the fact that he was a Nazi.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, crazy, Palpatine, how do you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he specifically did
Speaker 2: look a lot like he like the who's the most
Speaker 2: recent one, Francis. Yeah, Francis looked kind of like he
Speaker 2: looked old, but he didn't look like he didn't look
Speaker 2: like he didn't.
Speaker 1: Have eyes and that like like he didn't have to
Speaker 1: have sith Lord, he.
Speaker 2: Didn't cry oil.
Speaker 1: Cry sludge.
Speaker 2: That's wild, dude, Hey man, I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 2: calling it as I sees it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: My prescription needs work. But like, you know, do you
Speaker 2: think do you think JD.
Speaker 1: Vance actually do you think Just Killed the Pope Vance specifically, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is his name that I thought that someone who
Speaker 1: replied to me made that joke and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's really clever, but apparently had gone viral.
Speaker 2: There's a million of those, Like I've seen the JD
Speaker 2: like joking the penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Penis Vans. Yeah, so Just Killed the Pope
Speaker 1: is now his official name, which is titled episode of
Speaker 1: Course of Course. Yeah. Do you think he legitimately feels
Speaker 1: like responsible? You think there's a part.
Speaker 3: Of it is like I think I think he's such
Speaker 3: a he's such a little bitch that they were like,
Speaker 3: don't feel bad and he was like.
Speaker 2: Okay, he no, I just I don't think he's even
Speaker 2: able to even conceptualize the idea that he might be
Speaker 2: at fault for anything. Really, that's what a lot of them,
Speaker 2: you know, I just don't think that. I don't think
Speaker 2: that they can perceive themselves as in the wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he reminds me of a special case of because
Speaker 1: it's clear that he yeah, he's he's like he's drifting
Speaker 1: to the top. Right before he flamed Trump, he was like,
Speaker 1: Trump's like the worst person of the demon he said.
Speaker 1: He said it was, yeah, you don't go.
Speaker 2: You don't go from saying all the ship that you
Speaker 2: said about this person to just completely doing it like
Speaker 2: a one eighty Oh he's great now, Like yeah, like
Speaker 2: if I came on this show, I mean it was
Speaker 2: a very different scale, but that would be like if
Speaker 2: I came on the show and it was like, Hassan
Speaker 2: is amazing, He's my favorite person. No, at the most time,
Speaker 2: completely indifferent to this person.
Speaker 1: He's my favorite.
Speaker 3: He's my absolute I think it's I think it's really
Speaker 3: funny how jd. Vance's knows is pressed firmly against Trump's
Speaker 3: pelvis because of how deeply he's throwing his dick. I
Speaker 3: think that's like really impressive.
Speaker 2: That's why Trump stands that way, why he's doing.
Speaker 1: To because he used to head support.
Speaker 2: That's crazy and that is exactly what I have. Jd.
Speaker 2: Vance is like a pelvic kickstand for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Perfect. It's like when you do Tetris and you
Speaker 1: like there's an LPs facing this way and then you
Speaker 1: just slide the box the last moment and he's like.
Speaker 4: You you get ready for my good to do for like,
Speaker 4: it's always just a vance, It's just a drop, It's
Speaker 4: just yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's uh, how do you think.
Speaker 1: He killed him?
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think he Like I think you
Speaker 2: remember that Met Canyon video where he was doing the
Speaker 2: faces in front of the baby. That's the first thing
Speaker 2: that immediately came to mind for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was like, hey, I'm jd. Vance. Let me show
Speaker 2: you something, and then he like did all his little
Speaker 2: faces and then the Pope was like.
Speaker 1: Real d Spanish, Well, I don't In Spanish, it's probably
Speaker 1: probably the same as Italian, right, probably.
Speaker 2: No, I think in Italian it's it's it's still all
Speaker 2: the ablo, but it's a oh the Diablo Diablo and
Speaker 2: you put it, you have to sing it, and you
Speaker 2: gotta go like this.
Speaker 1: It is like this one was Italian for sure. You
Speaker 1: assume I think they become Italian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they That's one of the rituals.
Speaker 1: They throw like mushrooms at you a pizza.
Speaker 2: And then they bake you into a col zone for
Speaker 2: twelve minutes and then you immerge the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the it's like the like the Gray
Speaker 1: Warden ritual.
Speaker 3: Yea, drink the fucking sludge, drink.
Speaker 1: The fucking Italian uh juices of Italian and then you
Speaker 1: get wrapped in account drink.
Speaker 3: You drink, you drink vinigarette sauce. You drink, you gotta
Speaker 3: take gallon of bigarette sauce to the stomach.
Speaker 2: And they have they have a warehouse full of cloned
Speaker 2: uh rayle OTAs and they just ring over the pope.
Speaker 1: The oda was definitely Italian, right.
Speaker 2: I just assumed because I guess.
Speaker 1: He plays like Ray.
Speaker 2: He plays plays the main guy in Goodfellas, and so
Speaker 2: I just assume he's trans.
Speaker 1: But he's not Italian? Is he not? No? Really? No no
Speaker 1: no no, he is.
Speaker 2: He's half.
Speaker 3: He's a half a time half.
Speaker 1: I feel like he wasn't.
Speaker 3: He wasn't Jewish. He made a lot of the his wife.
Speaker 3: That's why he said he was a Jewish to meet
Speaker 3: the mom.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: He's amazing. I saw recently. It's really, really really good
Speaker 3: Good Fellas. Yes, I told you that's my favorite. That's
Speaker 3: my favorite. I think that's his best one. I think
Speaker 3: that is his best one.
Speaker 1: I think so too. It's it's it's that a raging
Speaker 1: ball for me. Raging bo think is amazing too.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't like raging ball. I just don't like old
Speaker 1: white boxers. Really, I mean, look at look at is
Speaker 1: that that's Rocky is good? Like the real Rocky is not.
Speaker 1: Rocky's not an old The real Rocky is good, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like undefeated heavyweight boxer.
Speaker 2: Rocky's a real person.
Speaker 1: Well not not?
Speaker 2: Is that based on something?
Speaker 1: It's it's not. That's the thing. It's not. Actually it's
Speaker 1: actually not. It's it's a separate story. But there is
Speaker 1: a real Rocky. The movie is not based on the
Speaker 1: actual boxer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think his name was Rocky Maldone or sound like
Speaker 3: that right the road Rocky's name it's cal zone.
Speaker 2: Wait, so there's a real hold on.
Speaker 1: It's Calzone.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me that there's a real boxer named Rocky. Yes,
Speaker 2: that has nothing to do with the movie Rocky, and
Speaker 2: the movie Rocky came out after this person exists.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, quite a bit. Yes, why it's kind of
Speaker 1: funny how that works out. But apparently there's a lot
Speaker 1: of dumb Italians in America named Rocky.
Speaker 2: That would be like if I made a movie that
Speaker 2: would be like.
Speaker 1: Domatized in America.
Speaker 2: If a movie called like Jerry Seinfeld about a comedian
Speaker 2: who has a TV show and it has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with the actual Jerry Seinfeld. Why are they Why
Speaker 2: would they do that? So I think it's s c O.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll ask you how SCO.
Speaker 1: Didn't work back then? Did it? Because you didn't?
Speaker 2: What would you say it? I guess like, but like
Speaker 2: I know what you're trying to. Like the concept of
Speaker 2: it transferred back.
Speaker 1: To that boxer. It immediately got piqued people's interest, and
Speaker 1: then there was probably some people that saw it that
Speaker 1: were like, this isn't fucking Rocky Marciano. But then they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, this is still good, you know, like.
Speaker 2: They still liked it.
Speaker 1: If you don't like white boxers, you don't like white boxers,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that. It's just the already know what
Speaker 1: I mean is if I if I said that specifically
Speaker 1: and not old, I thought I coupled it with old, Okay,
Speaker 1: it is this is just me, Like I can't even
Speaker 1: call myself a boxing history because I'd be a lie.
Speaker 1: But just the limited amount of knowledge that I know
Speaker 1: when I watched them, it's like it's not beautiful. It's
Speaker 1: not the sweet science that I love.
Speaker 3: I mean, boxing definitely changes in the eighties and nineties
Speaker 3: into the sport that we have now, right, but like
Speaker 3: not even it's not even that's not even the same
Speaker 3: sport boxing and thing.
Speaker 1: There's some historically, you know, old black boxes that still
Speaker 1: had a little bit of swagger. I mean, like it's
Speaker 1: it's just like it was almost like it was almost
Speaker 1: like some of the white didn't do that specifically because like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're not like them kind of a thing until somebody
Speaker 1: smartened up and like stole everything from them, you know,
Speaker 1: like whether it be rock and roll, whatever name whatever
Speaker 1: it is, like I want that, but yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: me being like just looking with my eyes where I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this person's dominant, but god damn, they're not fun to watch.
Speaker 1: You're doctor Umar. But that's a little bit right now.
Speaker 1: They might he might catch this clip and be like
Speaker 1: I like this nigga, you know, like, but then he
Speaker 1: hears a second of anything outside of it, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I hate this nigga. Oh he's married to the whitest
Speaker 1: white Like I'm I'm the enemy.
Speaker 3: I think about that sometimes too, Like I think about
Speaker 3: the fact that, like, you know, I'm a I'm a
Speaker 3: very po black v black guy, And then I know,
Speaker 3: when me and Lily finally have our mistaken child, who's
Speaker 3: gonna come out with fucking blonde hair and green eyes
Speaker 3: something like oh, and it's gonna be because of me.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be whatever's trapped in my genealogy is gonna go.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, I failed.
Speaker 1: Spitting image of you, but just fucking blonde and nigga, like,
Speaker 1: stop stop saying that. But if that's just how he cries,
Speaker 1: that's beautiful. That's that's its own way. He's coming out
Speaker 1: of the womb saying, nigga, he's ready, you know, like
Speaker 1: plunging him. You know, Plunger getting it out and then
Speaker 1: Nigga and he's just like the doctors just shaking his head.
Speaker 1: He's so disappointed.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know Harry Potter when he pulled those
Speaker 3: little beat motherfuckers on the ground and they scream.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: I do remember that screening and they came out and
Speaker 1: I started yelling and just they have like a little
Speaker 1: throat and put it back in the ground.
Speaker 2: Was it that their screams could kill you so you
Speaker 2: have to have like or like they could like fuck
Speaker 2: your I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 3: They like they pierced their ears like you make your
Speaker 3: ears breed bleed, breed, breed.
Speaker 2: Christ Oh.
Speaker 1: Another question, do you think Pope Francis like legitimately thought
Speaker 1: or do you think in his heart of hearts that
Speaker 1: there was him meeting JD. Vance was actually part of
Speaker 1: what made him die so quickly?
Speaker 2: I think so. I think there's a non zero percent. Look,
Speaker 2: I think he would have died any day, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Sure he's fucking ancient, and there was like reportsive and
Speaker 2: being sick, So I'm not saying I think he I
Speaker 2: think for sure he accelerated it, like I think for sure.
Speaker 2: Like if he didn't meet Jade Vance, I think he
Speaker 2: would have lived in another couple of days at least. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do think like meeting him probably was a draining experience.
Speaker 2: It was just like you know, it cut me off early.
Speaker 2: I mean, it makes you have.
Speaker 3: So many jokes layered up for this is that they're
Speaker 3: all just prejudice, well just racially prejudiced. What does that
Speaker 3: stop people before? I bet so he pretty much. I'm
Speaker 3: assuming that he. I don't know if I want to
Speaker 3: do this to these things. My spirit, my me and
Speaker 3: my spirit have an argument real quick.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say anyway, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: He smelled the curry off of j D's man his
Speaker 3: wife's cooking.
Speaker 1: He got hit of it, and he was like, ah,
Speaker 1: that could have been and he died. That could have
Speaker 1: been so good if you would have hit us with that,
Speaker 1: if you blindsided me with that, Like I was watching
Speaker 1: Our Are a few days ago. Again, Yeah, you've been Indian,
Speaker 1: Maxic Bro, you've been.
Speaker 2: Your Indian. They got some good ship man.
Speaker 1: Oh their movies are amazing. Good movies are.
Speaker 2: The closest to live action anime that you can get. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: are are especially is insane that thing where he like
Speaker 2: launches out of the car and hovers. He does like
Speaker 2: the halo destiny, Like what's that? What's that armor piece
Speaker 2: of destiny that lets you do that lets you hover
Speaker 2: with the fucking gun.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that that was I just love that,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like all right, so some probably some
Speaker 1: popular Indian actors, YadA YadA, whoever. And then Ray Stevenson
Speaker 1: he's like he's with the Final Boss and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is what is the punisher doing it here?
Speaker 2: Like what is he?
Speaker 1: And that he just he punishes some Indians like really hard.
Speaker 2: And honestly, that must be so fun to just be
Speaker 2: like a movie star here or like have like some
Speaker 2: level of success here, but then to go to a
Speaker 2: completely different, like complete different culture that is not aware
Speaker 2: of you and just do fucking whatever. Yeah, like there
Speaker 2: are people who probably have completely different you know, reputations
Speaker 2: based on like the world where yeah, like there's there's
Speaker 2: probably Jackie Chen is probably like a country music star
Speaker 2: in fucking Korea. You know, for all we know we.
Speaker 1: Heard of his music.
Speaker 2: Does he make music?
Speaker 1: You know, Jackie Chan has a good singer.
Speaker 3: Actually, what do you mean does he sing, it's you know,
Speaker 3: he's a he's a pretty good singer.
Speaker 1: It's serviceable.
Speaker 2: I would say, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's not like an unbelievable talent.
Speaker 2: But he's he's well. Then there's no point even pointing
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: Then I heard he's he's saying.
Speaker 2: He's not tone deaf, but he's not good.
Speaker 1: No, no, he's good. He is good.
Speaker 2: I think that I consider.
Speaker 1: Get you decide, I'll pop up one of his most
Speaker 1: you decide. He did the Welcome to what's called to
Speaker 1: the Jungle, Welcome to Paradise, Welcome. He did Welcome to
Speaker 1: Beijing when during the Olympics, and I.
Speaker 2: Would kill to hearing Jackie Chan do a cover of
Speaker 2: Welcome to Paradise. That would be possible.
Speaker 1: Let me see if i I'll pull I'll prime up
Speaker 1: his uh, his chorus because I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess copyright.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna as He also sing the Mulan song,
Speaker 1: the song I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what is Moonlan, Moonlan, it's about right. I
Speaker 2: don't remember that. I don't remember the name of the show.
Speaker 1: I'll make him mad of you. He sung the version
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Sounds crazy, No, it sounds good. Does he sing it
Speaker 2: in Chinese?
Speaker 1: Uncle, Let's get down to business to defeat the Hans.
Speaker 2: Uncle. Uncle, there's always an uncle.
Speaker 1: Did you watch jackieon Avengers growing up? I guess say
Speaker 1: uncle that much? I mean, who didn't watch it? I
Speaker 1: did it, dude.
Speaker 2: I thought it was.
Speaker 1: A lot.
Speaker 2: I watched it a lot, but it was like a
Speaker 2: niche show. Apparently, like nobody I knew watched it. They
Speaker 2: were like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you not?
Speaker 1: Like the fucking the Derek.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe one of the chances are that they
Speaker 2: didn't know the show, but they knew that hyper specific change.
Speaker 1: That would be like just proxy hearing some dumb ass
Speaker 1: kids saying it. They're like, what is that? Maybe they
Speaker 1: thought it.
Speaker 2: Was like it's like that old like all your base
Speaker 2: are belonged to us, where like people know that phrase,
Speaker 2: but like they don't know what even I don't know
Speaker 2: what it's from. It's like from the old p S
Speaker 2: One game or something.
Speaker 1: For a while, I would see people use the always
Speaker 1: have been, oh the me, but having no fucking idea
Speaker 1: where that was from. You know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. You know? What I mean is like uh the.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that the two astro in space. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the source of that meme is.
Speaker 1: Actually, the funny thing is, I was scanning my brand
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, I know what this is,
Speaker 1: and then I thought about it. I was like, wait, no,
Speaker 1: I actually don't know what it is. It Actually I
Speaker 1: was gonna be like, let me show you the example,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, is I already This is
Speaker 1: a bad example. But it's a good example, but a
Speaker 1: bad example for what I was trying to do.
Speaker 2: How frustrated would you be if you showed somebody like
Speaker 2: a SpongeBob meme and they're like, what show is this?
Speaker 2: I would just be a little sad because I feel
Speaker 2: like there's like there's there's no I'd be like, I'm
Speaker 2: rotating out and I'm not saying it's like a picture
Speaker 2: of SpongeBob doing something obvious. I mean just like any
Speaker 2: still image from that show is so obviously SpongeBob that like,
Speaker 2: like it can't really be anything else.
Speaker 1: No matter to somebody.
Speaker 3: Episode when he's like on the corner, I can show
Speaker 3: part of his hat in the corner and they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Part of his hat in the corner. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Go to commercial?
Speaker 3: They did a commercial for the for the bikini bottom
Speaker 3: for the Christy krab.
Speaker 2: Hand and it's just like.
Speaker 1: It was like this and they're like, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: The fish is doing on.
Speaker 2: Look, that's it. That's a that's JD. Van's pointing out
Speaker 2: the dead pope. It's like, look, I did that.
Speaker 1: Have you seen all the myriads of like photoshops of
Speaker 1: people theorizing how he did it? No, I haven't seen those.
Speaker 1: There's quite a bit. So there's one that's just on
Speaker 1: the nose, but I still like it because it's just
Speaker 1: the grim Reaper. It looks really good, Like, it looks
Speaker 1: really good. I was like, oh, this is a really
Speaker 1: good one. Other's one where people are showing him like
Speaker 1: doing poison damage and then his life is being.
Speaker 2: Drained, and there's the pope scarlet rod.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. There's there's a lot of a lot of yeah, yeahs.
Speaker 1: I'm just really happy. I guess I guess not God
Speaker 1: bless right?
Speaker 2: Do you now?
Speaker 1: Do you think because for my interpretation, the the pope
Speaker 1: is technically blasphemous.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I like, there's no I could be wrong,
Speaker 2: but there's there's no mention of like a pope, right, and.
Speaker 3: There's supposed to be no leader of the church other
Speaker 3: than God. That is supposed to.
Speaker 2: Be the technicality that he's not technically the leader of
Speaker 2: the church. I don't know. I don't know. There's probably
Speaker 2: some technicality that.
Speaker 1: There's many technicalities. It's some sort of like the whole
Speaker 1: I think there's the whole reason that they started fucking boys, right.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we can't, we can't funk women.
Speaker 2: Right, And they're like, but the booty boys.
Speaker 1: That one's funny. Yeah, I like that. There's there's a
Speaker 1: lot of you know, so many Christian girls that are
Speaker 1: just Mormon both probably I think it's Christians.
Speaker 2: Yes, true.
Speaker 3: They're like, it's true, trust me.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I know too. They're like, uh, there're so like there's
Speaker 2: so many Christian Battlestar Galactic kind of you know.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian two, Christian too, Jewish Christianity, Jewish three.
Speaker 2: That is pretty that's not inaggurate. Me get this Jackie channel, Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you found it.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get to without getting copyright claim
Speaker 1: and trying to hit the chorus.
Speaker 2: He's been he's been on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: Shoot, I know, stop singing songs in different languages.
Speaker 1: Let's go. You don't like the different language of songs,
Speaker 1: of course, I don't all my music.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of Korean songs and a couple of
Speaker 2: like that. There's a Naruto intro that I genuinely love,
Speaker 2: like six, I love.
Speaker 1: This drop is sick too for the chorus?
Speaker 2: Is that Jackie Johan? Okay, well, yeah, that is definitely
Speaker 2: that is certainly that is certainly entirely.
Speaker 1: Gat him singing it is crazy? Look how good this look?
Speaker 1: How good Frankie Freddie Mercury is watch him singing in
Speaker 1: fucking Gaelic and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, it's crazy Sinners? Have you you guys ever seen Sinners?
Speaker 2: No? Of course not.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 2: It's a movie.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do really good man. I think you
Speaker 1: guys just thinking there's a really really good have something
Speaker 1: to do with Jackie Chan is Jackie Chan It isn't
Speaker 1: have been crazy. He's like the only like off the
Speaker 1: boat Chinese person there, and he's like, oh what is
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. This is like why they're vampires here. Also, katta,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man alt kata, katta, Dude, I want
Speaker 1: a Rush Hour four? What what's going on with that?
Speaker 2: I thought was that actually still happening supposed to happen.
Speaker 1: I know that they've been working. They said that they're
Speaker 1: working on last Friday, like a fourth Friday movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know they should you know what they should do.
Speaker 2: They should do like, uh, they should do Rush Hour.
Speaker 2: But they get turned into babies or they get turned
Speaker 2: into kids again, and it's like, I don't know, rush minute.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what you would call it,
Speaker 2: but like it's it's uh, it's Chris Tucker and Jackie
Speaker 2: chan Yeah, he said, you fucking it's it's Jackie Channing
Speaker 2: Chris Christopher Tucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: As holy they get like, fuck you suck Holy ship.
Speaker 5: All right, fine, And he had this great Rush minute.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of like a way to diminish
Speaker 5: it to baby Baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like baby hour that would have been better than
Speaker 1: Rush minute.
Speaker 2: I think Rushman it's better than baby Personally, I.
Speaker 1: Think you think Rushman it's funnier that to the producers.
Speaker 3: They hear you out, and hear you out, and they
Speaker 3: have somebody like someone's gonna come here in ten minutes
Speaker 3: to try to hunt you dead, so you gotta get
Speaker 3: out of the building really fast.
Speaker 2: They shake his hand and then there's like a pricking
Speaker 2: and there's like a like a clown like thing, and
Speaker 2: he shocks him and then cooks him until he says Skelton.
Speaker 1: Jokers, and he fucking nineteen fifty joker murders the guy
Speaker 1: that gives up that bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how the Jady Vance did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know how jd Vance killed.
Speaker 2: And he was kind of like a Lincoln thing where
Speaker 2: he was like in like the Pope was in pain
Speaker 2: in bed for hours later before he died. Terrible crazy
Speaker 2: that that's true about Lincoln. He didn't die immediately. He
Speaker 2: was like, Oh then he just died in his bed
Speaker 2: like a loser.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have freed the blacks. Probably that's he died.
Speaker 2: He done his bed.
Speaker 1: He he didn't die immediately. I thought he died because
Speaker 1: people didn't know how to operate on him. Some guy
Speaker 1: immediately shoved there in the back of his head, clogging
Speaker 1: up the wound, and.
Speaker 2: You're thinking you're thinking of JFK.
Speaker 1: He's like quick.
Speaker 2: I really I thought, like JFK. They didn't know. They
Speaker 2: were so stupid, they didn't know how to put his
Speaker 2: brain back together. So so he died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine that would have been, you know, with
Speaker 1: his brain like out of.
Speaker 2: His head, especially in the sixties. It's like Civil War.
Speaker 2: Really did he said he died in his bed Lincoln, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I've been to d C. I've been to like that.
Speaker 2: You know, they do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like they do the tour of like you
Speaker 2: know where he the theater and then like where they
Speaker 2: rushed him over to you and right, it's like that's
Speaker 2: the bed that he bled out in and died.
Speaker 1: And it was like, oh, so they put him in
Speaker 1: a bed after he was like shot in the head wounded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: Like, I think there were doctors they're trying to help him,
Speaker 2: like it was. I think it was a mix of thing.
Speaker 2: I think he was in the bed and then there
Speaker 2: were doctors trying to figure out what.
Speaker 1: The moncky to do. Versus being in like late eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: they like were like and then they made it worse.
Speaker 2: Eighteen hundreds, it was like ninety three or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck, that's right, Lincoln did die.
Speaker 2: I don't know history that well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or time nineteen ninety three Columbus sailed the ocean
Speaker 1: three or the so I can't remember the the what
Speaker 1: was what is it?
Speaker 2: The riddles? Three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure during uh, during during j. D
Speaker 3: Vance's meeting of the Pope, he like shunk Jabon's hand.
Speaker 3: They were having another conversion. David's Oh, can you say,
Speaker 3: I gotta do something real quick. He pulls his pants
Speaker 3: on the squats, A nice globule come comes out of
Speaker 3: his ass. So then he fucking moist his face and
Speaker 3: his hair and the polpe. This was like, no, when
Speaker 3: he died right there?
Speaker 1: No, he said no, He's like, no, Okay, that's that's
Speaker 1: your theory. That's the one that happened.
Speaker 2: It's not a theory, sources, it's actually ring camera. There's
Speaker 2: grainy ring camera footage of this happening. Ah, it's very
Speaker 2: it's quite unsettling. Yeah, yeah, but no, I have not
Speaker 2: seen Sinners yet.
Speaker 1: It's good touch it.
Speaker 2: I'm I don't know, man, it's hard to get me
Speaker 2: to go to the theater and spend that kind of money. Right,
Speaker 2: you know, I actually think I think what they should
Speaker 2: do actually is like, because nobody's going to theater anymore,
Speaker 2: it's all minecraft stuff like they want to go for
Speaker 2: like the meme moments, I think what would Honestly, I
Speaker 2: think they have to recondition people to go to the
Speaker 2: movies again, even if it's going to cost them in
Speaker 2: the short term. So I think they just got to
Speaker 2: make movies cheap as fuck again. Yep, you gotta be
Speaker 2: like no more than ten bucks.
Speaker 1: Mattinee is a fucking under ten dollars again, Yeah, remember that,
Speaker 1: and then then whatever, ten dollars I'm fine with. I'll
Speaker 1: even do twelve dollars. I'll stop at twelve.
Speaker 2: Twelve is the maximum because I do think at a
Speaker 2: certain point, at a certain point, was the.
Speaker 1: Ticket does it getsaid well like fifteen sixteen dollars, I.
Speaker 2: Mean depending on where you are, Like sometimes they're fucking twenty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So like sometimes to me, I look at it as
Speaker 2: like you're not going to convince people to do this
Speaker 2: and unless you like condition them to do this again.
Speaker 2: And the only way you're going to condition them to
Speaker 2: do this again is if you make it cheap enough
Speaker 2: for people to be like, oh, yeah, I'll spend like
Speaker 2: seven to ten bucks on a movie, and then over
Speaker 2: time that becomes like a habit that's rebuilt and it's
Speaker 2: going to cost you in the short term, but in
Speaker 2: the long term, I think it would do better for theaters.
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, you do that and then slowly raise
Speaker 1: the price up again like a freak.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then do it all over again.
Speaker 1: Keep just keeps inside. I have the AMT pass. It
Speaker 1: is good. Yeah, you could go.
Speaker 3: Whenever I choose to, But I usually go to movies
Speaker 3: like maybe once a month.
Speaker 2: Dude, I can't even I'll I usually catch things on streaming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is how I end up finding it.
Speaker 1: It has to be bombastic for me to want to go,
Speaker 1: like there's a reason that I want to see.
Speaker 2: It, or a bunch of people are like, hey, you
Speaker 2: want to go see this thing? It's like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: when we saw the Monkey. When we saw the Monkey,
Speaker 2: that was the only reason I saw that movie in
Speaker 2: theater is because everybody was like, oh want to see them?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, sure, but uh and it was good. I'm
Speaker 2: glad I went. But it's also like, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna go buy my imagine imagine going to that
Speaker 2: movie by yourself. Yeah, that's crazy that movie specifically, because
Speaker 2: it's such a crowd pleasing movie.
Speaker 1: There are serious movies that I will, movies that I
Speaker 1: really want to see that I'm like, I'm going by myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah I would. I would have gone to Oppenheimer alone,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Uh, sometimes I didn't want
Speaker 2: to see I don't want to hear anybody.
Speaker 3: Like I cheered during the adult ty scene and people
Speaker 3: were mad. I was fucking laughing, mind, you did not cheering.
Speaker 3: I literally clapp when I saw Warns Tits. I fucking clapped.
Speaker 1: I was like clapped, and everybody was like, this is
Speaker 1: the worst moment to clasp, Like, actually the whole film
Speaker 1: your mind? I was like, what really your mind? When
Speaker 1: I saw a Man of Steele in theater, this was
Speaker 1: the other Dollar theater, and uh, there was an old
Speaker 1: guy sitting in front of us. And when he breaks
Speaker 1: D's neck, the old guy's the only one sort then
Speaker 1: he just stops. That's an awesome cycle. Crazy man.
Speaker 2: He's definitely a veteran, you know, he like he did
Speaker 2: what he had to do.
Speaker 1: Finally, he definitely killed people in nom and fucking happy
Speaker 1: about it the teeth. I thought it was so funny.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I thought this was the crescendo,
Speaker 1: Like I thought everybody was gonna be happy.
Speaker 2: He screams when the when the bomb drops an Appenheimer
Speaker 2: and there's like no sound designs because it's like he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: whoa chicken jocking.
Speaker 1: People bringing their own in the fireworks? The one.
Speaker 2: Guy doing that one is fake. I saw the video
Speaker 2: up doing fireworks, blew his hand up like you take
Speaker 2: taking imagine blowing your hand off the b craft.
Speaker 1: Well deserved. Well, I think be partakes it. That needs
Speaker 1: to genuinely be put down.
Speaker 2: I think there are worse offenses, but that specifically is
Speaker 2: like the second you bring like five muni literal classified munitions.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure yeah, is what fireworks qualify as a right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't like, I say, he's still laughing and Jack
Speaker 2: Black is dancing behind him, Jack Jack Black is dancing
Speaker 2: on a screen that's five hundred feet tall, while your
Speaker 2: hand is gone and you're bleeding out and screening being taunted.
Speaker 1: So effectively, your son finished the job and he comes
Speaker 1: out of the screen. Pistol Ji, pistol Jackie, Hey, you
Speaker 1: want to die, put it in your mouth. He puts
Speaker 1: the pistol of the mouth for you like that, but
Speaker 1: then he grats eat it so he doesn't come in murder.
Speaker 1: He puts it in your mouth, but then he puts
Speaker 1: your hand on the pistol. Then he tickles you, so
Speaker 1: you shoot yourself.
Speaker 2: Do you think they're going to put out a Jack
Speaker 2: Black skin for Steve in Minecraft?
Speaker 1: Like it has to be one?
Speaker 2: No? No, I mean, I don't mean like little. I
Speaker 2: don't mean I don't mean like, uh like sty allized
Speaker 2: Steve where he's like square, but maybe he has like
Speaker 2: Jack Black's beard and the color the shirt is like
Speaker 2: how it is in the movie. I want like an
Speaker 2: unreal Engine five like fully rendered Jack Black Black game
Speaker 2: Minecraft from here on out.
Speaker 1: I think that would be awesome. They would maybe get
Speaker 1: me to play Minecraft for the first time.
Speaker 2: I might, Yeah, I might reinstall. I don't know where
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 1: I think that's just sixty.
Speaker 2: It might be on my three sixty sixty.
Speaker 1: I never played it.
Speaker 2: I just I like friends who wanted me to play it,
Speaker 2: and so I did play it with them, and it
Speaker 2: was fun. It was like like anything is fun with friends.
Speaker 2: But like I just I ran out of you know,
Speaker 2: it's I get it, like I understand why it's as
Speaker 2: successful as it is, but but I just there was
Speaker 2: nothing in it for me.
Speaker 1: I buught my treehouse and I was like, this is cool.
Speaker 2: I would a friend of mine was like building a house,
Speaker 2: and that's a great house. Yet there and I built
Speaker 2: a bucket and I picked up lobbin and I dumped
Speaker 2: it all over his house and quit and never played
Speaker 2: the game again. Hunt dude, I don't know, man, Like
Speaker 2: I understand griefing is like a bad thing, but it's
Speaker 2: so like in the grand scheme, so point like it's
Speaker 2: so whatever that like the joy they sheer joy of
Speaker 2: seeing somebody frustrated that digital things are happening. It's just
Speaker 2: not it will never not be funny.
Speaker 3: I'm a griefer by nature games, in shooting games like
Speaker 3: I play competitive games.
Speaker 1: I used to be grief people. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: There's griefs people too. I don't think you would admitted,
Speaker 2: but Paul Paul's Kirby when he's when he's playing Kirby
Speaker 2: and Smash is like the most I mean, they look at.
Speaker 3: When I played Jayalen and Smash when I was actually
Speaker 3: good at the game. The way I would insult him
Speaker 3: would be in we would we would just be in
Speaker 3: the living room, rattling off insults to each other, just
Speaker 3: like you're incompetent. You can't you can't even understand how
Speaker 3: badly I'm beating you. I bet about you think you're playing,
Speaker 3: You're watching, You're watching right now.
Speaker 2: You're insane. Your controller's unplugged and there's not even like's
Speaker 2: not wires anymore.
Speaker 3: I I've resorted to the point where I'm just not
Speaker 3: even here anymore. I'm going through the motions why I be.
Speaker 2: I'm watching Good Fellows in my head right now as
Speaker 2: I'm beating you into the ground.
Speaker 3: It's just that ship and then like this, I love it, dude,
Speaker 3: like triggering people like literally and rivals the chats on now.
Speaker 1: So there are times where I'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm playing at Spider Man and Spider Man before the
Speaker 3: Reason update, he is really good at killing flyers.
Speaker 2: That is like what he does people in the air.
Speaker 3: So I would just keep killing this Iron Man. I'd
Speaker 3: be like, bro, You're You're gonna get out the way eventually.
Speaker 3: And I was griefing him the whole time, to the
Speaker 3: point Ben was like, hey, dude, like chill, like like
Speaker 3: it's you're just making somebody's day. It's the most fun
Speaker 3: thing to do. Like stop, and he's just like oh yeah,
Speaker 3: And then I kept doing it. I just kept I'm
Speaker 3: not built for PvP. I don't like doing stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I love, I love, I love bothering people.
Speaker 2: I just like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care that people do it.
Speaker 2: I just personally, I will say.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: I managed to get into the alpha for for Marathon,
Speaker 2: and that's PvP exclusive. Oh there's PPE stuff too, but
Speaker 2: it's it's PvP stuff. It's a innstracted shooter. Thanks to
Speaker 2: I think I think sorry miss Jackson, friend of the
Speaker 2: show or listener of the show gave it to me.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. Yeah, sorry miss Jackson. Jackson appstage, thank
Speaker 2: you so much for that clutch code, because he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm studying, I'm doing school stuff. I don't have time
Speaker 2: to play this anyway, so here you go. Nice and dude.
Speaker 2: It reminded me of that stuff because I was cueuing
Speaker 2: with like other people and I was like I was
Speaker 2: getting my shit pushed in because it was just a
Speaker 2: random people and I just went in alone and I
Speaker 2: just took out this like squad of three people and
Speaker 2: you could just hear, you could tell that they were
Speaker 2: fucking so upset.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's it is, it is satisfying. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. Something I wasn't like on the mic, like
Speaker 2: screaming at him or anything. I love, but yeah, I do.
Speaker 3: Even in card games, I love it when someone when
Speaker 3: you fuck up someone's play and then you decay.
Speaker 1: You just have you have a player to do.
Speaker 3: Something like my value, dude. There is something about it,
Speaker 3: and they're just that's the point of card games in particularly,
Speaker 3: that's the point of every game. It's too get your
Speaker 3: opponent off their balance. So once they're it's to gain
Speaker 3: the upper hand. Yeah, but you just keep pushing the advantage.
Speaker 2: I think that's literally what the term upper hand comes
Speaker 2: from this card games. But that's why I don't play
Speaker 2: Mario Party though.
Speaker 1: That game is a toxic. That game is all that though, But.
Speaker 2: It's all that and then all luck. Also, you were
Speaker 2: watching everybody play last time, were everybody? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course I was watching watching it. No one gets
Speaker 3: more upset that game than you have. You have proof
Speaker 3: now you've seen it, and how like fucking obscene she gets.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: Really, she gets incensed in that game. I fucking love it.
Speaker 3: I love how upset she gets and I don't know,
Speaker 3: screams and she's like the veneera of nice disappears and
Speaker 3: she's like angry, and I'm like, you fucking suck, dude.
Speaker 3: I keep I tell her every time that if I
Speaker 3: beat her, I'm a deporter. I tell her every time,
Speaker 3: and she's like, I'm from here, So I didn't see her,
Speaker 3: matore matter.
Speaker 2: What's Yeah, that's okay. It doesn't even have to be illegal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I now that you mentioned, I do remember
Speaker 2: her reaching to bag, pulling out a hamster and then
Speaker 2: squeezing it until her fingers. Her fingers met her palm.
Speaker 1: She squeezed, her hand was clean. That's intense.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're getting off on a fucking stupid tangent here,
Speaker 2: pope is dead whatever, Like I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: know what to say about it.
Speaker 1: Let me put a verse, O quay put a respect?
Speaker 2: Would you say you're going to spit a verse out
Speaker 2: of respect for the pope? Wait?
Speaker 1: What is this about? My big cousin was a big cousin.
Speaker 1: He was to put his dick in my mouth. He
Speaker 1: was my big cousin, my big cousin. I suck up
Speaker 1: on his stay suckle but his asshole let the story begin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we have to talk about this. Second has happened.
Speaker 1: The second this happened, we I.
Speaker 2: Knew that, like this is gonna be the episode, you know,
Speaker 2: and then the pope died and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: is too Uh? Kanye West came out with a new song.
Speaker 2: Is it called Cousins?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So Kanye West comes out with a song called Cousins.
Speaker 2: You know what you guys talk about it. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: find the tweet that he tweeted where he announced that
Speaker 2: you have it, well, can you read it?
Speaker 1: We'll see I think that's the We'll see that. You
Speaker 1: can look at it.
Speaker 3: You look it up because I might have to turn
Speaker 3: my phone on so maybe even.
Speaker 2: Get their first first Yeah. So yeah, talk about it.
Speaker 3: So Kanye West, Grammy Award winner album Maker producer, Uh,
Speaker 3: I'm maker producer fucking born Again Nazis.
Speaker 2: Has revealed that he.
Speaker 3: Was the first person that showed porns on his cousins,
Speaker 3: and in fact would also filate his cousin until he
Speaker 3: was fourteen years old.
Speaker 1: Fourteen, like the fourteen ones kind of wild to me
Speaker 1: because by the time I was fourteen, you know, like
Speaker 1: you four pubes wanting like, oh damn it, it's gone.
Speaker 1: Oh he raced it.
Speaker 2: I think so, I think he. I mean, it's only
Speaker 2: you know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's Twitter being you know, broken
Speaker 2: because it's run by incompetent people now, or if he
Speaker 2: deleted everything he for a certain day he might have.
Speaker 2: It seems like a manic thing that he would he
Speaker 2: might do. Yeah, but he's Yeah, he basically said, yeah,
Speaker 2: my name is Ya. I sucked my cousin's dick till
Speaker 2: I was fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he explained it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this song is the song is really terrible.
Speaker 1: Dude, And the visuals like the quote unquote music video
Speaker 1: is it all AI? It's It wasn't Ai. It was
Speaker 1: just a bunch of gay shit.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: It was like a compilation of like hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go on the bad songs Instagram, you go, do
Speaker 1: you have the picture of this week bad songs of
Speaker 1: the day. There's discord for my my did you want discord?
Speaker 2: So like, okay, wait, let me this is the tweet
Speaker 2: that he announced it with, and I thought it was wild.
Speaker 2: This sound is called cousin. It's not a song, by
Speaker 2: the way, it's a sound that it is very important.
Speaker 2: He never called it a song in this initial he said,
Speaker 2: this is a sound. This sound is called cousin about
Speaker 2: my cousin that's locked in jail for life for killing
Speaker 2: a pregnant lady A few years after, I told him
Speaker 2: we wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore. Perhaps in
Speaker 2: my self centered mess, I felt it was my fault
Speaker 2: that I showed him those dirty magazines when he was six,
Speaker 2: and then and then we acted out what we saw.
Speaker 2: My dad had Playboy magazines, but the magazines I found
Speaker 2: in the top of my mom's closet were different. My
Speaker 2: name is Yay, and I sucked my cousin's dick that
Speaker 2: I was fourteen. Tweet scent. That's one way to release
Speaker 2: a single. That is one way.
Speaker 1: That is one way to trauma dump. That is one
Speaker 1: way to uh, you know, It's like I understand he
Speaker 1: maybe he talked to a therapist of somebody talking about
Speaker 1: putting your trauma in ether will make you feel a
Speaker 1: lot better, because parmentalizing is uh kills you. Essentially, the
Speaker 1: stress boils up, it leads to tumors and a lot
Speaker 1: of shit like that, Like stress can kill you over time.
Speaker 1: And he's like, hey man, this maybe you need to
Speaker 1: like get this off your chest. And he took it
Speaker 1: to the extreme because it's Kanye. Okay, I'll make a
Speaker 1: song and tell everyone, which is not the way you
Speaker 1: go about this. Typically you maybe want to tell family,
Speaker 1: your friends, like, hey, you know this happened.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't tell anybody. Actually maybe leave it and
Speaker 2: maybe I don't want to know. Maybe I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear about this.
Speaker 1: Let's say it like if that's like like like say,
Speaker 1: for example, if this guy had a lot of trauma,
Speaker 1: maybe you would tell like Lily, and maybe you would
Speaker 1: tell Kingston's dad, you know maybe like ye, but you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't get on this podcast and then tell everybody.
Speaker 1: I have no trauma at all. Bro.
Speaker 2: So you're saying it you do, So you're saying it's weird.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, hold on, hold on, you're definitely trying to
Speaker 2: you think, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: I've I've laughed at some of your trauma before, I've
Speaker 1: moved on by this is gone, you didn't move You
Speaker 1: did not move on because you were slightly offended that.
Speaker 1: I was offended at the time. Not the laughter.
Speaker 2: I laughed at it too, but the fact.
Speaker 1: You're like you.
Speaker 2: Or whatever whatever you were violated.
Speaker 1: I get it. This is this is what it is.
Speaker 1: He's gonna make a song called what do you call it?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's your song called?
Speaker 1: Fucking what do you call it? In the classroom?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some of the imagery, he he, he shows that fucking
Speaker 1: uh commercial. This is British guy selling faggots.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so like this. We've talked about that commercial before.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have. I think I might have played it
Speaker 1: on here. And if this is some of the imagery
Speaker 1: of it, it's it's just showing that guy advertising the
Speaker 1: fagots and I'm like, dude, this is this is what
Speaker 1: he dropped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so so so. What you're saying is, if
Speaker 2: you're going through a hard time with personal situations and
Speaker 2: you know, personal issues with the people that you're close to,
Speaker 2: it's not a great idea to make that a public
Speaker 2: thing for everybody to witness. Well not really.
Speaker 1: I love like saying stupid, obvious shit episode dumb.
Speaker 2: It's like Hey, let me make h let me make
Speaker 2: this everyone's problem. It's such a crazy thing. I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like part of me doesn't even believe that it's real
Speaker 2: because it's so fucking I don't even understand, Like what
Speaker 2: does that even mean? Like he also says like a
Speaker 2: six year old cousin? Is that what he says? Anything?
Speaker 2: How old is he at the time?
Speaker 1: So from what I heard, I've heard people there was
Speaker 1: some clarification that he was the same age.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean good like it, yes, at least, well,
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, it's a look.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. The interesting thing about this situation
Speaker 1: is that this is actually fairly common when young kids
Speaker 1: find porn and then they act out scenes and they're
Speaker 1: separated from the sexual nature because they don't necessarily know
Speaker 1: what they're doing.
Speaker 2: But it's kind of nuts to stop it at.
Speaker 1: Fourteen, Like fourteen is you are well aware what you're
Speaker 1: doing at that point, and you just kind of were
Speaker 1: like this this rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a great time with my cousin. Yeah, dude, I was,
Speaker 2: you know, I was. I was eating out at fourteen,
Speaker 2: and I very much understood. Yes, what I was was
Speaker 2: there was like that's high school that's the year, right.
Speaker 2: So this guy got the high schools like, oh, maybe
Speaker 2: I should stop slucking. He was like, I think I
Speaker 2: think the jocks are gonna make fun of me if
Speaker 2: they fight out that they.
Speaker 1: With pink polo on.
Speaker 2: Be so close you want to suck my dinga wore,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he got so mad that he killed a
Speaker 1: pregnant woman.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah. I mean as one would any one
Speaker 2: of us in the same situation would kill a pregnant woman.
Speaker 2: So yes, I want fair of us to judge this guy.
Speaker 1: I believe this though. Why I believe it is because
Speaker 1: it is this is the type of stuff that makes
Speaker 1: people manic. This is the exact type of stuff that
Speaker 1: fucks people. Like there's so many people when we talked
Speaker 1: about like nurture, nurturing, how people are empty vessels and
Speaker 1: then they have some sort of trauma that leads them
Speaker 1: down some insane path. Like some people have more of
Speaker 1: a tendency because of whatever reason. But it's usually you
Speaker 1: can almost always point it to something. A lot of
Speaker 1: times people compartmentalize and I forgot this happened to me,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, well that's scary. It is scary
Speaker 1: because I think about that too. I hadn't know.
Speaker 3: If I have anything like that, and it's scared of that.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't think I didn until I went
Speaker 2: to like this uh emdr therapy thing, which is like
Speaker 2: very it's like I don't even want to get into.
Speaker 2: But I remembered it and I was like, Yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I would have. I've retroactively. I guess lied in some
Speaker 2: sense because like if anybody asked if that had ever
Speaker 2: gone through something like that, I'd be like no. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, that's wild. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I have.
Speaker 1: It scared me so much, just Likemory, you wouldn't necessarily know.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's suppressed.
Speaker 2: Because I had a dream.
Speaker 1: I really have.
Speaker 3: No I've like I've really I'm scared. I'm just scared
Speaker 3: of that. I'm like, what the it is weird the
Speaker 3: thing that happened to me. The thing about it too,
Speaker 3: is that like, I don't know if it necessarily helps
Speaker 3: to know either. I don't know your pain is absolutely
Speaker 3: protecting you. It could be a detriment to know absolutely.
Speaker 2: It could be possible, it could be it could be like, dude,
Speaker 2: I remember I was going to be really personal. But
Speaker 2: like I remembered, like when I got my uh, when
Speaker 2: I got my Xbox for the first time, I got
Speaker 2: home with it and I was setting it up, and
Speaker 2: then we immediately had to go on vacation and I
Speaker 2: couldn't play it for like two days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you did what No, that was it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh it's really traumatic.
Speaker 1: Damn are.
Speaker 2: You okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Though I don't know, I think I'm still wrestling with it.
Speaker 1: I hope that still hurts. I hope that still hurts.
Speaker 1: Let it hurt, laying a hurt see you tomorrow. That's so.
Speaker 2: That's so mean spirited entirely. The guy I walked into
Speaker 2: your apartment dressed as your dead dog from like your
Speaker 2: childhood'll be like, WHOA, that's crazy, but it's like your
Speaker 2: real it's your real dog. Like I dug it up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, you're wearing bones. That's insane. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's preserved somehow. That wouldn't even bother me. I would
Speaker 1: just be like, Oh, you're really crazy.
Speaker 2: Bother you. I don't think it would You're such I
Speaker 2: think it would.
Speaker 3: Frighten me more than it would be. Like I think
Speaker 3: i'd be like more like, yo, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Then like, oh my god, I'm grabbed, like, yo, you're
Speaker 3: wearing a dead dog.
Speaker 1: That's nuts me.
Speaker 3: Also, you found this dog on fucking Grant Avenue in
Speaker 3: the Bronx. That's what I was behind the part. That's crazy, guys.
Speaker 3: X marks the spotty just gave you the go dig
Speaker 3: up that dog.
Speaker 1: Go dig up that dog.
Speaker 2: Instead it to us and look send it skull to
Speaker 2: us in the mail.
Speaker 1: Hold on, maybe we should maybe we Oh god, I
Speaker 1: was just this.
Speaker 2: That was that was a joke.
Speaker 1: It was it was a funny joke. It's a funny joke.
Speaker 1: It's don't send skulls.
Speaker 2: In the don't send skulls in the mail. I'd rather.
Speaker 1: I want to say this though, I learned something interesting
Speaker 1: because I was like when I heard about that, I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck. Apparently there's just an official
Speaker 1: website designated like human parts like you can buy so
Speaker 1: it's all marked and it's all and it's like so
Speaker 1: obviously people do it usually for medical purposes.
Speaker 2: Like like a real skeleton, then like a classroom or something.
Speaker 1: So it came in a prestigious, nice, beautiful box, and
Speaker 1: I was just like someone went out of their way
Speaker 1: to be like that, and then.
Speaker 2: That is actually fucking psychotic.
Speaker 1: Dude, I want a human call. That's cool.
Speaker 2: I like my dad had. My dad had one, of
Speaker 2: course he did. He did have a seventeen year old
Speaker 2: Viet coll Now he got it from the school. Because
Speaker 2: it's like, that's what he told you. I was there
Speaker 2: what he got like. It wasn't like he found it
Speaker 2: was like you ripped it out of a person's head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he ripped out of Dude, we know what your
Speaker 1: dad did. You know, do you think different races of people?
Speaker 1: Never mind? Stop stop, Yeah, I know. I've seen your
Speaker 1: dad do his work. He was very good at what
Speaker 1: he did. Dad, I've seen his I've seen his body count,
Speaker 1: and I've seen his trophies. And he did a fake
Speaker 1: He paid your teach your money to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need to convince.
Speaker 2: My son this isn't an irresponsible use of money for
Speaker 2: a father.
Speaker 1: I need to convince it that this isn't a little
Speaker 1: Asian boy for how much money? Uh would did that cost? Like?
Speaker 2: How much how much did he drain my college one
Speaker 2: for that?
Speaker 1: So I imagine, well, so here's the thing I imagine
Speaker 1: teachers are easily boxing. They get paid so little, right,
Speaker 1: so like fifty he was just like, hey, man, i'll
Speaker 1: give you like I'll put you on my costco membership
Speaker 1: and that. He's like, that'll save me a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna start buying bulk. Actually, I was just
Speaker 2: thinking about this with my wife. Yeah, here you go,
Speaker 2: here's a skull.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, all right, school, just we walked in,
Speaker 1: you guys do the whole thing. Hey, I'm in the
Speaker 1: mood for a school. And then the teacher was just like,
Speaker 1: I happen to have a skull. And then you know,
Speaker 1: he forgot to take off like one of the you know,
Speaker 1: a little bit of skin that clearly showed that it
Speaker 1: was a little Asian boy.
Speaker 2: But he just like you know serial number that designates yeah, them's.
Speaker 1: Like, I will take this. And it's so it's so,
Speaker 1: you know, it's such an obviously fake transaction, but you
Speaker 1: would you wouldn't you believe your dad. Your dad's your
Speaker 1: hero when you're growing up. Sure, so he's just like, yeah, dad,
Speaker 1: that's a cool skull from that you got from school.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, yes, son, you I will see
Speaker 1: you can say thank you, transaction and completed.
Speaker 2: Can I can I say something about it? About this?
Speaker 2: I thought, can I say.
Speaker 1: Something about this?
Speaker 2: Yeahs fucked up that it happened, But like I was
Speaker 2: lowkey kind of I'm not saying I want a skull,
Speaker 2: but like they're kind of I don't know, man, this
Speaker 2: is kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I don't want a human skull. I like school like say, uh,
Speaker 1: there's certain animals that I'm like, like like predators. You're like,
Speaker 1: holy ship, well like looks like a cyclops because of
Speaker 1: the you know, since the because of the that's right,
Speaker 1: we thought the elephant skulls were cy clocks way back
Speaker 1: in the day. They're like, what the fuck? Because it's
Speaker 1: just that's is how it looks.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: That's a cool idea that built societies like that.
Speaker 2: It's not hard to build this and spilled societies. It's
Speaker 2: a good point. It's it's not difficult.
Speaker 1: It's a good point.
Speaker 2: It's it's yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's again though, you know that skull ship. I'm
Speaker 1: just I was just hoping that it kind of I
Speaker 1: saw that video that uhh, yeah, I saw the video
Speaker 1: that Ethan made, right and he talked about that and
Speaker 1: the one thing that kind of sad in me was
Speaker 1: in the video he said. I was like, I so
Speaker 1: agree with you when you said that this is way
Speaker 1: past like the point of like petty drama or something.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I agree. Please stop talking about this.
Speaker 1: Do you do you think the insane people are gonna
Speaker 1: stop seeing I.
Speaker 2: Think that's the thing. It's like, I think I think
Speaker 2: it exacerbates it the way he talks about it. And
Speaker 2: it's just like, you gotta know you're gonna get way
Speaker 2: more skulls now.
Speaker 1: The people found them and buy them online for like
Speaker 1: I think it was like a thousand dollars, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, these people were crowdfund that, you're gonna
Speaker 2: go fund me, uh send skulls to Ethan's house dot com.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, they're gonna fuck with them. This
Speaker 1: is and this has been my argument that I'm like, right,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: This is And I had to say that people like
Speaker 2: it's victim blame is like at a certain listen, man,
Speaker 2: at a certain point, sure, yes, Like yeah, like what
Speaker 2: you like you you don't, I don't know, man, Like
Speaker 2: it's one of the earliest rules of the Internet is
Speaker 2: like you don't tell everybody what bothers you, right, It's
Speaker 2: like because they're going to be inclined to zero in
Speaker 2: on that and then do it to get a rise
Speaker 2: out of you, yes, and like that's their trophy, that's
Speaker 2: the whole point of all of this, and it's it's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: When people be like, oh, you're vickamplaining on the table.
Speaker 1: First of all, like you said yes, and number two,
Speaker 1: I was just like, who started it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Who? I'm sorry, No, I mean this, who started the
Speaker 1: whole thing? These people were saying mean things like they
Speaker 1: do on the internet, and then he's doing everything you
Speaker 1: can to get him taken down to the point he
Speaker 1: was threatening doxing, being hey, give up your people and
Speaker 1: I won't fuck with you and sue you wanting people's doxes.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of him talking too on the
Speaker 2: podcast about like, yeah, I got to I talked to
Speaker 2: some guy at read it and they were like, they're
Speaker 2: not gonna do anything about the snark thing because he
Speaker 2: says that our community does the same thing, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is how correct, this is how uh corrupt it
Speaker 2: is over there, and it's just like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of the obvious reality of the
Speaker 2: situation is that you're both kind of doing these things.
Speaker 1: The objective position. If you have no stake in this,
Speaker 1: you're looking at this like your communities are toxic and
Speaker 1: they're fucking with each other. I actually I made a
Speaker 1: video because I just got I kind of I was busy,
Speaker 1: but then like I kind of snapped a little bit
Speaker 1: to where I even did something that I normally I've
Speaker 1: never done before. I contacted items and I was sending
Speaker 1: voice messages because I was just mad about this specific subject.
Speaker 1: But he was just kind of like I was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't normally do that. It's weird, but he was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I could preach brother, like because I was just mad
Speaker 1: and I made a video, right, and like, so we're talking.
Speaker 1: I just whatever.
Speaker 2: People reached out to me.
Speaker 1: They were like they really liked the video because all
Speaker 1: it was just focusing on was just Ethan's behavior. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just want to show people that no one that
Speaker 1: is defending him is talking about this crazy shit and
Speaker 1: I think it's destroying him because they're not. They're not
Speaker 1: like being like, hey, man, I have your back, but
Speaker 1: please for the love of God, look what they're doing.
Speaker 2: The thing too is like for the love you know
Speaker 2: what you know popped up in my algorithm recently as
Speaker 2: a result of all this is like their old videos together,
Speaker 2: the two videos oh yeah, yeah, the color blind one
Speaker 2: that was good, yeah, the Logan pol colorblind one and
Speaker 2: the thousand degree knife thing where like they were just
Speaker 2: cutting shit in their house and then it filled with smoke,
Speaker 2: right and I was watching it, I was like, this
Speaker 2: is this is still very good content, right, Like, this
Speaker 2: is very fun to watch, and this is a lot
Speaker 2: better than whining about whatever it is they're fucking whining about.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I come I come from a weird angle because I
Speaker 2: just like I'm friends with the innonees. Obviously I don't
Speaker 2: talk to them all the time or anything. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I also like generally I like even in Helo way
Speaker 2: more than I like Hasan as a person. So like,
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of like literally just sitting here looking
Speaker 2: at all this shit going on. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck to make of any of this shit.
Speaker 2: But what's clear to me is that like if you
Speaker 2: just stop, if you make your show about literally anything, else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe the fun.
Speaker 2: Stuff that it used to be, that people like it,
Speaker 2: that people like in the first place, Right, this might
Speaker 2: subside very quickly.
Speaker 1: Maybe people have been trying to convince some of that,
Speaker 1: and I I think it's up to his producers. I
Speaker 1: think it's up to his producers.
Speaker 2: I'll put it this way. You couldn't convince me to
Speaker 2: turn this show into a soapbox about a personal vendetta
Speaker 2: that I was having no for Definitely for maybe one
Speaker 2: episode I might touch on it, but the idea of
Speaker 2: like maintaining it daily for weeks for years. At this point,
Speaker 2: it feels like, I don't know. I just finally like
Speaker 2: ended up muting both of their names on my toy
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, I'm I don't care at this point,
Speaker 2: Like I as far as I'm concerned, it's it's just
Speaker 2: exacerbated by the both of you're just talking past each
Speaker 2: other and just like refusing to have a conversation like
Speaker 2: fucking adults, either of you.
Speaker 1: The well, actually it's not even either, it's just Ethan Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: San has said many This is me being now that
Speaker 1: I'm investing in it, I'm like, I need to like
Speaker 1: watch what these people are doing both of them. Like, actually,
Speaker 1: now I'm actually like paying attention. It was the opposite, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the opposite. I was like, I don't care, this is dumb.
Speaker 1: And now I gotten to a point where some of
Speaker 1: the stuff I was hearing, I'm like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm actually, Like I mentioned on the video I made
Speaker 1: there was you probably heard about a taxtone Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the taxtone versus Troy Av. This is this is like
Speaker 1: a hip hop beef right and like New York ship
Speaker 1: the way, and it was taxtone has the best crash
Speaker 1: out you'll ever see in your life. Is this guy
Speaker 1: because he's a He's a He was like a professional hater.
Speaker 1: He would talk so much shit online. He would text
Speaker 1: people hundred, tweet hundreds of times, just talking shit out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. And it got to the point it got
Speaker 1: so bad that this dude, tax Stone at a at
Speaker 1: a at an event that Troy AV was at, he
Speaker 1: showed up with the gun and like some people got shot.
Speaker 1: Like it got it got to a point where tax
Speaker 1: Stone is in prison. But he just from being like harassing.
Speaker 1: It was literally online harassing.
Speaker 2: That's what he did.
Speaker 1: He loved doing. It was so fun. To him, and
Speaker 1: it's there's there's multiple videos made about this. It's fascinating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so this is how I've become to where I'm
Speaker 1: I'm actually fascinated by what Ethan's been doing. And I
Speaker 1: started seeing Hassan say two major things that keeps repeating
Speaker 1: is like, hey, if Ethan stopped doing the he says
Speaker 1: hasbra but like just Israel ZIONI is talking points. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even care if he kept slandering me. And I
Speaker 1: don't care about the personal attacks at all. It is pointless.
Speaker 1: He just wants him to stop, you know, brainwashing people
Speaker 1: into thinking that, oh, you know, the genocide's okay because
Speaker 1: the PROPM and like you know, he because it's it's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. That he's repeating a bunch of talking
Speaker 1: points that like the IDF and like now in their
Speaker 1: administration release. Sure, it's an unfortunate thing that he It's.
Speaker 2: Weird, especially because he like he says, and I do
Speaker 2: believe him on a level where he's just like yeah,
Speaker 2: I like he doesn't believe it, like he criticizes it
Speaker 2: Israel a lot, or like he used to yeah, more regularly.
Speaker 2: It's so like I know, I don't know. It's just
Speaker 2: a very strange something is happening.
Speaker 1: Right now that he's like having this weird cognitive dissonance moment,
Speaker 1: because he still says like I'm like, I'm an avid
Speaker 1: supporter of of of the Palestadians, but right now he's
Speaker 1: not doing them any favors. But he doesn't It's like
Speaker 1: he doesn't know that, like he thinks his video that
Speaker 1: he released on his slan is iron clad. I heard
Speaker 1: him say that, oh, the content nuke, the content nuke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the nuke was not Actually I actually thought the more
Speaker 1: recent calm thing that he did was actually a lot
Speaker 1: more compelling to me.
Speaker 2: It probably was. It was more because like when he
Speaker 2: when he was like when he brought up like you
Speaker 2: probably shouldn't hold like a swastika sword next to the
Speaker 2: Palesadinian flag, not even not even just just for the
Speaker 2: sake of just not putting those things together. To me,
Speaker 2: I probably, well to me, I probably.
Speaker 1: I don't like what that's just stupid to me because
Speaker 1: first of all, it's not even I know, but like
Speaker 1: that's the whole point of even thinking that's no.
Speaker 2: But that was his point, was that it's just like
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter necessarily. The point is it's like it's
Speaker 2: best to avoid that entirely, but which I do agree with.
Speaker 1: I Look, I don't think anybody brought it up other
Speaker 1: than him and his fucking fans will avoid what like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like telling somebody you
Speaker 1: should have avoided this when nobody else was talking about it.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you have to say the obvious thing.
Speaker 1: Did you Okay, we can agree with you saw the content?
Speaker 1: Wait you saw the content?
Speaker 2: Cop the content? Cop? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you think did you have any words or
Speaker 1: thoughts about seeing that sword?
Speaker 2: The sword?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Uh no, I don't give a shit, that's my point.
Speaker 2: But I don't give a about this.
Speaker 1: That the no your position. No one caught other than
Speaker 1: the people scanning it, which was his fucking fans.
Speaker 2: And now they're being like, yeah, this should.
Speaker 1: Have been an avoidable thing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, it was.
Speaker 1: You are the only one focusing on it, So saying
Speaker 1: that is fucking pointless. He's acting like that's the major
Speaker 1: position that people are like, Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's amazing you see items a position at all,
Speaker 1: excuse my language, a position at all, Like as if
Speaker 1: anybody was saying like, uh, oh my god, do you
Speaker 1: see that that fucking reverse Hindu, fucking swasaka, did you know?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen some like I've seen some commentary
Speaker 2: people who are like more coming up. They're like this
Speaker 2: bald guy with a beard who's kind of like making
Speaker 2: a name for himself. Now who brought it up? It's
Speaker 2: not like it's not what's I look, it's not just
Speaker 2: like this phantom point like other people are making. I
Speaker 2: think it's a dumb point to make.
Speaker 3: Is like you know what I mean, I should just
Speaker 3: fuck on live camera so I could see them.
Speaker 2: I think the whole.
Speaker 1: Want this.
Speaker 2: Look it's it is clearly all faking.
Speaker 1: It's all faking game stupid. But this the old Like
Speaker 1: I said, the reason I've invested in this at all
Speaker 1: is because the way there's there's people that are treating
Speaker 1: it like say when they say like, oh a, Republicans
Speaker 1: and Democrats are the same, when it's like no, there's nuance,
Speaker 1: and so this is when I get interested. Well, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they both have their obvious problems, but one is doing
Speaker 1: something infinitely worse right now, and we can talk about
Speaker 1: we can discuss it because I think like nuance is
Speaker 1: kind of important and and it's it's interesting. It's interesting
Speaker 1: to me. It may not be interesting to a lot
Speaker 1: of people. And I'm not trying to convince people to
Speaker 1: be interested into it, like it's whatever. It's just I'm
Speaker 1: just like letting you guys know, like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: what I've discovered. And the reason I got interested in
Speaker 1: it was it was mainly it was like the doxing
Speaker 1: stuff he in publicly trying to threaten and dox people Ethan.
Speaker 1: I was just like, nobody's doing anything like that, Hassan
Speaker 1: or any of his orbiters or anything. They're not doxing
Speaker 1: fucking people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think I know one thing I know
Speaker 2: for sure is that like Denims and those people are
Speaker 2: not doxing.
Speaker 1: They're not doing anything like I even checked out. I
Speaker 1: know that firsthand, like that this stuff that's just not happened.
Speaker 1: They would be even being accused of I saw. I
Speaker 1: started like spending some time looking into the ship that
Speaker 1: was being said and even this it's it's very I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get into it because it's very nuanced, but
Speaker 1: like just surface level, they're like oh Frogden said Hope.
Speaker 1: The soldiers get PTSD. Well, watching the clip in context,
Speaker 1: she was like the soldiers that regret what they do,
Speaker 1: which many have. I know, so them actually that go
Speaker 1: over there like oh we're used and stuff, and then
Speaker 1: they become like activists and stuff. There's a guy that
Speaker 1: I used to think it was cool then you would
Speaker 1: insane named Adam Kokesh, where he's just like, oh you
Speaker 1: got he brought a gun to DC to be like,
Speaker 1: well you can't bring guns to DC, and he loaded
Speaker 1: like a gun. He went to prison, but like he
Speaker 1: used to, but he was like an activist that like
Speaker 1: I was an ex like army person and they're treating
Speaker 1: us like and then he slowly got crazier, started associating
Speaker 1: with libertarianism, got crazy and I'm like, oh, gosh, okay.
Speaker 1: But point being, it's just like she has no problems
Speaker 1: with people that are like they understand that, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we clearly are being lied to. You know, the VAS
Speaker 1: aren't doing stuff for us, blah blah blah. But for
Speaker 1: the ones that are still like raw raw like killing
Speaker 1: brown people to they're like, I hope they get PTSD.
Speaker 1: I know disagree, I absolutely not disagree. I think people
Speaker 1: who relish in killing people over there and they're like,
Speaker 1: I still love what I do. Why would I feel
Speaker 1: like a Chris Kyle. I remember Chris Kyle the I
Speaker 1: don't feel bad for that fucking guy he killed like
Speaker 1: at a range or something, someone accidentally killed him or something.
Speaker 1: I don't happen. I think that's crazy happened.
Speaker 2: So what happened was like he was he was at
Speaker 2: a gun range. Yeah, and then like I think, uh, somebody,
Speaker 2: I think it was like an accidental discharge where he
Speaker 2: shot his entire pelvis off, and so like it was.
Speaker 1: Just watched this cool trick and you're so you're so convincing.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm gonna learn what happened because
Speaker 1: I actually forgot you just for.
Speaker 2: Me, excuse me for me.
Speaker 1: Long story short.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's becoming too political and it's becoming
Speaker 3: too divisive where it's like I think, I think drama
Speaker 3: is funny. But my big problem is that I don't
Speaker 3: like I know, I know IDs, I don't know him
Speaker 3: super well. I'm more friendly with Anissa the same ways
Speaker 3: with you. Yeah, for you, I'm a friend with Anissa.
Speaker 3: She's I think she's only ever been cool in my
Speaker 3: interags with her he's only ever been like a sensible person.
Speaker 3: I think the moment that this turned into like people stick,
Speaker 3: it turned into the same ship that like the fucking
Speaker 3: whole mag of bullshites or people stand by these personalities
Speaker 3: and they feel like they're validator and validated by it.
Speaker 3: I think Ethan is a tripping out. I think it's
Speaker 3: kind of sad to see because he's someone I respected.
Speaker 1: For a while on Internet.
Speaker 3: Sure, I think at but I think at the same time,
Speaker 3: Whence like sending the skull to his house is like
Speaker 3: the most like this needs to stop moment immediately, Like
Speaker 3: that's like quitting enough this on every side stop. Like
Speaker 3: that's when like the proverbial bomb goes off and everybody's like, hey,
Speaker 3: maybe we should probably chill right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, well do you think that because he
Speaker 2: did not he didn't bring it up specifically, he didn't
Speaker 2: bring it up, but which I think is smart because
Speaker 2: I think, but that's that kind of shows right, yes,
Speaker 2: that he understands on some level that like, oh, if
Speaker 2: I draw attention to this, it's going to continue it
Speaker 2: and that's why. And then like and then the content
Speaker 2: cop came out and then he was like, well, now
Speaker 2: I have to like justify this, and I don't even
Speaker 2: think it's that bad of justification. I think I probably
Speaker 2: would be flipping the fuck out too if I got
Speaker 2: like a skulls into my house and then like i'd
Speaker 2: probably go, I'd probably trip, But like.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't, I still what, I would not mention it
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: I would, Yeah, that's kind of if anything would I
Speaker 2: would do genuinely, this is me talking. I would. I
Speaker 2: would probably like after that, i'd reach out to Ian
Speaker 2: or like any of the people talking, even just the
Speaker 2: people that like I know kind of like maybe not
Speaker 2: I wouldn't reach out to Denims or anything, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean if I was him, but I've rea
Speaker 2: said to Ian, so it'd be like, listen, you you
Speaker 2: might not understand the the breadth of what's going on internally,
Speaker 2: and so here's one example or something, right. But instead
Speaker 2: it's just kind of like, I mean, but if that was,
Speaker 2: if that was because because this you're gonna get more skulls.
Speaker 1: With Wayne, that was the.
Speaker 3: Case, right, that was the case. Right he reached out.
Speaker 3: He could have done that to Hassan a long time ago.
Speaker 3: It would have never got to this point.
Speaker 2: I know. But that's what I'm saying. Like it's ultimately like, that's.
Speaker 1: What I would have done. That's one of the main
Speaker 1: points that I kept forgetting to say is leading to that,
Speaker 1: is that Hassan has been saying the entire time and
Speaker 1: this is the here's the timeline, here's the real timeline. Like, look, okay,
Speaker 1: Hassan was like defending a lot of people are saying, hey,
Speaker 1: Ethan sucks hard right now, you should talk shit about him,
Speaker 1: call him out. Hassan for like a year was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't care, Like Ethan is fine, he's my friend.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm gonna focus on what's happening over there.
Speaker 1: I don't care. And then it got to a point
Speaker 1: where Hassan's he keeps saying it's Hassan's fans, but it's
Speaker 1: more of the H three snark people because he's been
Speaker 1: fucking with these people constantly trying to dox them and
Speaker 1: take them and destroy their lives, putting in his story
Speaker 1: like I can't wait to dox you guys, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to show you what all your families have been
Speaker 1: up to. Like he's got these people, he's doing this
Speaker 1: crazy shit. So these people are crazy. They're terminally online
Speaker 1: like him, and they're fucking with them. And he's saying, oh,
Speaker 1: it's Hassan's fans, and Hassan's fans are like, whoa, we're
Speaker 1: not doing anything. I'm sure they're talking shit because that's
Speaker 1: what everybody does, but they're not going out of their
Speaker 1: way sending him skulls. Or he was saying, oh, it
Speaker 1: might be this guy Bad and Panada. Like this guy
Speaker 1: Bad and Pana I mentioned him on a podcast or
Speaker 1: one of the podcasts before. He's just like some asshole.
Speaker 1: He's a streamer asshole that likes to He sees Ethan
Speaker 1: client crashing out, so he's like, oh, yeah, I paid
Speaker 1: idobes to do the content cop you know. He's like
Speaker 1: one of those guys, and like, Ethan's going crazy, so
Speaker 1: he probably believes it or something, you know, but he's
Speaker 1: he's one.
Speaker 2: Of these people.
Speaker 1: But like point being, Hassan got involved fairly late by
Speaker 1: responding to Ethan at all. And then he keeps saying, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to talk to you in private or on stream.
Speaker 1: We can watch your content nuke together and we can
Speaker 1: go through it piece by piece. He keeps saying that
Speaker 1: and then Ethan's like, no, I'm not, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do it. I'm not, I'm not gonna do it. And
Speaker 1: it's like, well, then what exactly do you want? And well,
Speaker 1: what he wants? What he wants he said in the
Speaker 1: content Nuke, he wants some deplatform and he wants him
Speaker 1: to be treated the way that Alex Jones and Nick
Speaker 1: Fuintes is. That's what he opens up with, and the
Speaker 1: and the fucking thing so that he has a specific
Speaker 1: vendetta is a crusade that he and it's not going well.
Speaker 1: And I think unfortunately with the content cop thing, right,
Speaker 1: I got involved because I Ethan started saying some stuff
Speaker 1: publicly and then Ian offered, hey, let's talk about this,
Speaker 1: and he said, no, you need to publicly denounce Hassan
Speaker 1: and all these people first in order for us to
Speaker 1: have a conversation. And then Ian was like, what the fuck,
Speaker 1: That's not how friends work, Like, let's just talk, you know,
Speaker 1: And that's what led to this thing. And then of course,
Speaker 1: seeing the success of the content Caught video got I'm
Speaker 1: upset enough to wheres like I can now have to
Speaker 1: release the skull information. But I'm just like, bro, anybody
Speaker 1: and we all sit here right now understanding that that
Speaker 1: was the worst thing he could have done, especially people
Speaker 1: finding out these terminally online people. It's how I found
Speaker 1: out that it's from a specific website. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it's called. I remember I was like skulls or
Speaker 1: us or something. It's something stupid. It's something as stupid
Speaker 1: as that. It's something like skull, it's something stupid, whatever
Speaker 1: it is, and you can just buy the ship and
Speaker 1: then it's like a gift. And I'm like, oh, so
Speaker 1: it's even easier. It wasn't like somebody collected some shit
Speaker 1: or stole some stuff and then say it was just
Speaker 1: a very eaither. I'm like, so, no, that is a
Speaker 1: crazy thing to do that. No, it's not that it's
Speaker 1: not crazy. I'm not saying that's not my point. It's easy.
Speaker 2: Do what you're saying. I'm getting ahead of what people
Speaker 2: are going to say. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that you can absolutely do that, because even
Speaker 1: though I thought, even thinking you're just running defense for Hassan,
Speaker 1: I know, I know they're stupid people like I I recognize, which.
Speaker 2: Is frustrating for me too because it's just like, dude,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: They say, oh, you're ready.
Speaker 2: Difference.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this has nothing to do. This is just objectivity.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what Hassan has said, what has Ethan said,
Speaker 1: what Hassan has done, and what Ethan has done. And
Speaker 1: when you compare the two, who is doing insane shit
Speaker 1: and who's not. Hassan is being Hassan. He's been a San.
Speaker 1: He's doing the same dumb shit, whatever the fuck he does.
Speaker 1: He's the same broie guy.
Speaker 2: That's like, that's what ever, That's the thing that's that's
Speaker 2: a key element to me is that like the stuff
Speaker 2: that the dumb shit that Hassan is doing is the
Speaker 2: dumb shit that he's been doing forever always, to the
Speaker 2: point where like you knew about that dumb shit when
Speaker 2: you worked all like none of it was new, none
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: So like that's to me, it's just like a lot
Speaker 1: of the stupid sword years ago too. Yeah, well he
Speaker 1: bought that sword years ago, he's known about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely true. It is such a sword from bleeding.
Speaker 1: I mean, the sword means nothing to know, it doesn't mean,
Speaker 1: but it is absolutely true. Like Hassan shows on stream.
Speaker 1: He live streamed him going to the anime expoll and
Speaker 1: buying it and then he watched it again recently. But
Speaker 1: this is what I'm talking about. Nobody knows anything about
Speaker 1: this stuff, but then they have opinion and they just
Speaker 1: so you don't need to. But I'm saying, if you
Speaker 1: have an opinion, maybe look into it. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you have an opinion. If you're like I couldn't
Speaker 1: care less, I'm like, good, good for you. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: I was talking about homies, like we're we're like gearing
Speaker 1: up to do like a podcast on the side, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, have you heard about anything? He's like no,
Speaker 1: I'm not good. I'm I'm glad I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, like fuck you, Like like I'm jealous
Speaker 1: a little bit actually, but now I'm a little bit invested.
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to cover my basis When I talk
Speaker 1: about this and say, oh, you're running deference for Assan,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't dude. If Hassan got shot, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it sucks. That's the most most I can grant it, Like,
Speaker 1: oh that sucks. It's not even like saying like good
Speaker 1: or oh no, I'm sad. It's more of a like, damn,
Speaker 1: that's crazy that you got fucking shot. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: I don't have a connection to him like that. I've
Speaker 1: talked to him for a minute. That is the most
Speaker 1: I've ever talked to him before. Yeah, And all I
Speaker 1: said was literally I complimented the what is it called
Speaker 1: Leftover's podcast? I said, hey, man, uh, I was like,
Speaker 1: because really, and this is how most people consume the son.
Speaker 1: I've only seen you out of context and with you
Speaker 1: rage quitting video games, so I thought you believe so
Speaker 1: I thought you were a complete clown. Like but now
Speaker 1: seeing him in a setting that was like an hour
Speaker 1: or two whatever the podcast was, and I'll catch a
Speaker 1: few of the episodes, I'm like, oh, he knows way
Speaker 1: more about geopolitics than I thought. And he actually there
Speaker 1: was a lot of stuff that I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I seen him. I've seen him in the wrong light
Speaker 1: for quite some time, and unfortunately it continues to happen
Speaker 1: because people, and I'm telling you, some of the stuff
Speaker 1: is taken out of contexts in the same way if
Speaker 1: you would do the I'm Tom Sweeney, and I hate
Speaker 1: the gaze that yeah.
Speaker 2: That Frogan clip specifically, it was the one that I thought,
Speaker 2: so is it the PTSD thing. Yeah, And it's like
Speaker 2: if you watch that, hopefully, I mean she's being a dick.
Speaker 1: She is, but like it's not she is. Her son
Speaker 1: is like, oh, she's really rude. She's loud. Like he's like, like,
Speaker 1: I like she Frogan's her friend, but she's rude and
Speaker 1: loud in this and it is it's like he's.
Speaker 2: But even the fact that that that there is a
Speaker 2: clarification and that it's like the people who like relish right,
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, fuck those people. It's like, oh, well, okay,
Speaker 2: that becomes like a I mean, to be fair to me,
Speaker 2: none of the ship mats like there's such a high ceiling,
Speaker 2: like to offend me is like really intense, right, Like
Speaker 2: I can't even I almost can't even tell you how
Speaker 2: to do it because I wouldn't even know what it
Speaker 2: would require.
Speaker 1: I just hate the, uh, the the parasocial aspect to
Speaker 1: it because where people are just like, oh, you're running defense,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is this is not how it
Speaker 1: was like back in the day where there was a
Speaker 1: lot of people making shit up about Donald Trump, in
Speaker 1: like twenty sixteen election, and I'm like, why why are
Speaker 1: you making.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like when they had the Koi Pon thing,
Speaker 2: I think about all the time.
Speaker 1: That wasn't true, that was so stupid, always overfeeding the fish, Like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. There's so much stuff you can
Speaker 1: already say about him, Why are you inventing shit? And
Speaker 1: so I feel the same way about this situation where
Speaker 1: I'm like, it is objective that even going crazy, anybody
Speaker 1: can see who's being honest fucking anybody. You can see
Speaker 1: that he's docs and doing things online that would normally
Speaker 1: get you banned from your platform, but you know he's
Speaker 1: too big to fail. As they say, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: get banned whatever. That's fine. I don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: need him banned. But it's just like, hey, we know
Speaker 1: this guy, we care about this guy. We wish he'd stop.
Speaker 1: He's doing things that's exacerbating his harassment. We understand this,
Speaker 1: and people should also be on the side of we
Speaker 1: care about him, so he should chill. If you're not
Speaker 1: on that, I don't know, then you might be on
Speaker 1: the slope.
Speaker 2: The thing is, it's it's just being exacerbated by the audience,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, that's ultimately the audience will.
Speaker 1: He has the members only chat in his live stream,
Speaker 1: and they are so on his side with everything and
Speaker 1: not giving him the criticism that he needs. But ultimately,
Speaker 1: I keep saying, I keep going to Dan. Dan's the
Speaker 1: guy that I used a clip of them accidentally docing
Speaker 1: the wrong person a couple of years ago. They because
Speaker 1: they do they do this ship all the time. Did
Speaker 1: they do that, Yes, like they were doxing somebody. Olivia
Speaker 1: was this girl that was working there, and like, I
Speaker 1: know the guy, it's this guy. And then they got
Speaker 1: the wrong guy. So two hours later, during the same stream,
Speaker 1: Dan comes back and yeah, I have some bad news, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody we docks the wrong guy, and of course our
Speaker 1: fans were attacking him already, even though we said not to.
Speaker 1: And Dan's like, but you already know people that listen
Speaker 1: to us don't fucking listen to when we say don't
Speaker 1: attack them, because that's how the simps work, that's how
Speaker 1: the peras it all works. The you say don't do it,
Speaker 1: they do it anyway. And so he knows this. Dan
Speaker 1: got upset, they were embarrassed, learned nothing, and then it's like,
Speaker 1: it makes me mad because Dan is aware of this,
Speaker 1: and then Dan is here we are, and then Dan
Speaker 1: also contributes to like oh that Noah Samson makes a
Speaker 1: video about Ethan and all those commentary commuters saying they
Speaker 1: back to genocide, and there's Dan like, oh, I got
Speaker 1: some information that he might have done something really fucked
Speaker 1: up to his ex. And then Ethan's all giddy and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and then all of a sudden it
Speaker 1: turns out to be nothing. Oh he was like a
Speaker 1: bad boyfriend or something. He's it was that Oh no,
Speaker 1: look at him. Of course, I was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: he has the he had the mullet and the mustache.
Speaker 1: You expect me to believe this guy was not like
Speaker 1: doing like a lot of sex capades. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a look to fuck. That's a look that's that
Speaker 1: is a look that you want to get pussy party once. Why.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He probably clearly doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's the anti SHGW guy. That is game boring, and
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I wholeheartedly. I'm so sorry. I've been trying.
Speaker 3: I understand your your your speech because it is important,
Speaker 3: and I think the nature of the situation requires it
Speaker 3: to be spoken about. But it's so not even entertaining.
Speaker 2: It's just agree.
Speaker 1: I actually like, I disagree that it's not erg I
Speaker 1: think it's I think. I think I think being linked
Speaker 1: to it, you were like kind of pretending it's not
Speaker 1: entertaining because you don't want to. Well, because when you're
Speaker 1: seeing somebody like say, for example, Kanye West has been
Speaker 1: saying some wild ship.
Speaker 2: Sure none of this.
Speaker 1: This is not a one to one comparison, obviously because
Speaker 1: I have to say this for the stupid people, right,
Speaker 1: But it's just an example. It is entertaining watching him
Speaker 1: crash out doing some wild to a.
Speaker 3: Degree, yeah, entertaining, and at the best point, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I just this isn't this is just like scheduled schizophrenic episodes.
Speaker 3: It's entertaining watch like I can't I can't be invested any.
Speaker 2: Right, but it's entertaining watching uh Kanye crash outs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's it entertaining to watch people talk about Kanye
Speaker 2: crashing out.
Speaker 1: It's less, it's even less, I think. I like, for
Speaker 1: I think that is how like that Peter. Streaming and
Speaker 1: podcasting is people people doing stuff.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't that is sure. It's a
Speaker 2: bad barometer for me because I just I don't listen
Speaker 2: to I don't listen at all.
Speaker 1: The thing that I don't like to do is and
Speaker 1: I know we're all guilty of this from time to time,
Speaker 1: is to pooh pooh something because we're not personally I
Speaker 1: don't right, we're not personally vested in it or like.
Speaker 1: And then immediately you're like, I don't care about this,
Speaker 1: so ei therefore I don't want to talk about this,
Speaker 1: and then it kind of like say, immediately turns it
Speaker 1: into a dud. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's a dud.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. It's I'm not I'm not interested anymore. But
Speaker 1: I think there's a difference between saying that.
Speaker 3: Is what I'm clarifying is that, like, I think this
Speaker 3: is a this is a serious situation that as it's
Speaker 3: the serious parts aren't being tackled anymore. So just feels
Speaker 3: like a redundant redundancy.
Speaker 2: Like father people. Ethan is a father.
Speaker 3: He's a father who has children and though he may
Speaker 3: be he don I don't know how he's treating his
Speaker 3: kids in this moment, CPS was called on him, was
Speaker 3: involved in the situation. Right, that's already a part where
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, this needs to he needs to
Speaker 3: wrap up. But then again a skull gets sent to
Speaker 3: his home and then all this shit is like, this
Speaker 3: isn't even funny. This is just like somebody's having an episode.
Speaker 2: And then what happens instead of and then a bunch
Speaker 2: of anonymous people are just like, yes, Exacer, it's actually
Speaker 2: a lot like Kanye actually is like Kanye situation because
Speaker 2: he's getting a bit.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't being platfu about this anymore. It should be like
Speaker 3: fixed problem. Stop now that's it. So I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't I just I can't care anymore. But also I
Speaker 3: don't like drama that much in general. I kind of
Speaker 3: get like uninvested Aventure. I'm like, God, I don't take
Speaker 3: a step back from this. I don't really like seeing
Speaker 3: this anymore.
Speaker 1: I think what I was, I think you were gonna say,
Speaker 1: so I did I lost it? Damn I was waiting
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think because of like I think, if there was
Speaker 1: no connection to it at all, like if you didn't
Speaker 1: have like, if it didn't bother you, this would be
Speaker 1: very easy to discuss I think that's the biggest problem,
Speaker 1: is that there is a there's a part of you
Speaker 1: that you're like, I know these people, this sucks.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the part. I think the part
Speaker 3: is that this is a problem if someone's having and
Speaker 3: the nature of the internet does not allow people to
Speaker 3: fix their problem.
Speaker 1: So I just don't want to see. Well, let me
Speaker 1: just give you an example. If I just kill the
Speaker 1: pope vance was crashing out hard, would you have a
Speaker 1: problem talking about it at all?
Speaker 3: Well, I think he's evil, So I think that's funny.
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't.
Speaker 3: I think that'd be funny to a degree. You don't
Speaker 3: be funny, it'd be funny to a degree. Then I
Speaker 3: started playing.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is not also the advice that I
Speaker 1: don't I know what you're saying. But my my my
Speaker 1: band for a lesser you know, like god damn it,
Speaker 1: I don't need a one to one.
Speaker 3: I understand that, but my bandwidth would still have a
Speaker 3: serious point when it gets passed of, like, because once
Speaker 3: something is like serious, it's not funny.
Speaker 2: This is this is this is becoming very gay. And
Speaker 2: I will say the conversation about the conversation we should
Speaker 2: move on.
Speaker 1: It's look gay. I will just last thing I'll say,
Speaker 1: I'll grant you that I feel that way about Christian
Speaker 1: where I feel like that size has gone on so long.
Speaker 3: I think I've never thought that. I've never thought that
Speaker 3: show was funny. And I think there's parts of it.
Speaker 3: I think there's the sonic too, medallion being magical.
Speaker 2: I think there's parts of bits and pieces of it
Speaker 2: that are fun.
Speaker 1: Absolutely there's parts of better funny. But I've I've stood
Speaker 1: by that. I think Ethan Ralph is a way better
Speaker 1: locale because he there's nothing sad about it. It's just
Speaker 1: funny because he's just a drunken, angry, angry redneck with
Speaker 1: the with the superiority complex, like I think, and it's
Speaker 1: just a perfect recipe for local I think.
Speaker 3: And I watched the Christian documentary from start to finish
Speaker 3: and probably cry like I think, like I think, I think,
Speaker 3: I think, I genuinely think the part of my spirit
Speaker 3: would wake back up that cares about this is really sad.
Speaker 2: Let me just say this, this is actually very it's
Speaker 2: very cool in the context of Christian anyway. Is that
Speaker 2: like the guy who did the documentary on him, he
Speaker 2: hasn't done one in a while. I think I think
Speaker 2: it's over because I mean, this is so much so,
Speaker 2: but he's been putting his time and it's weird because
Speaker 2: it's like it's wholesome, but it's also like exploitative. But
Speaker 2: it's also like what the fuck is going? So he
Speaker 2: you know that Sonachu comic that Christian drew that he
Speaker 2: drew is famous for it, among brother things, he animated it,
Speaker 2: so he's turned into an animated series, you know, fully
Speaker 2: voiced and like with moving assets and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: And so it's just like that's kind of cool as
Speaker 2: far as like that goes, because it doesn't feel like
Speaker 2: it is being spirited ultimately, but it is also like
Speaker 2: it's not like a it's not like A technically it's yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's.
Speaker 1: Weird, what is this coming out?
Speaker 2: The episode one's already yeah, and it's very faithful to
Speaker 2: the original art style. I just anyway, Yeah, but that's
Speaker 2: but that's as much as I would want to talk
Speaker 2: about it, you know what I mean. That's there are
Speaker 2: people that just what do they do? They I forgot
Speaker 2: they called themselves? How long am I cut into black?
Speaker 1: I feel oblivious to the fact that like everything's happening.
Speaker 2: Oblivious. I wish I could throw up my command. It's
Speaker 2: a lot, a lot that's mostly real. Yeah, segueing into
Speaker 2: stuff that's sucking awesome.
Speaker 7: Oblivion, I got digg my ball and you're behind and
Speaker 7: sucking on Non.
Speaker 1: I love cog and believe beyond anything. I've ever heard
Speaker 1: that song Oblivion by Master Mass. Yes, excuse me, I
Speaker 1: forgot that faster, faster, slong, great song. Yeah, especially if
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know, I never heard him. You're
Speaker 1: a stoner. That's like stoner rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, anyway, Oblivion Oblivion, Yeah, that's it. Show.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Oblivion had.
Speaker 2: Shadow Oblivion Oblivion shadow dropped where it's the worst kept secret.
Speaker 2: People were expecting this to happen. They but as time
Speaker 2: kept going on, people are like, oh, maybe it isn't
Speaker 2: happening because like people are going.
Speaker 1: To release it earlier.
Speaker 3: Then they had a plan at releasing much earlier than
Speaker 3: they did, and the people found out about and they
Speaker 3: were like, well, fuck you guys.
Speaker 2: No. I think this was always but I just think
Speaker 2: there was like some miscommunication. I think we just kind
Speaker 2: of assumed. And also because there's from a game pass perspective,
Speaker 2: they kind of fucked over this other game that's actually like,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's doing very well. It's it's getting really
Speaker 2: positive reception. The Claire Obscure Edition thirty three. It's like
Speaker 2: the new it's like a new ip, new studio. Thirty
Speaker 2: man team made this thing, and it's amazing. Scott Daredevil
Speaker 2: in it, Charlie Cox and a bunch of other Shadow
Speaker 2: Hearts in it.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: But it's apparently likes it's a lot of people are
Speaker 2: saying it's like one of the best things that they've
Speaker 2: ever seen. Uh. And that was that had a release
Speaker 2: date set for this week for a while, and so
Speaker 2: for Oblivia to just go like, hey, it's the game,
Speaker 2: you all want it forever, very like. So I think
Speaker 2: that was why people were like, oh, maybe it isn't happening,
Speaker 2: But then it did happen and they're like, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry to that other game. Although yeah, that's actually that
Speaker 2: other game.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It's fifty bucks too, which is like, what is it?
Speaker 1: What is the what is that game about?
Speaker 2: It's I mean, I don't know, man, just look at
Speaker 2: the trailers. I don't know. It's it's like a persona
Speaker 2: looking game. Sort of, but it's like more.
Speaker 1: Did they do something to like, yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 1: Like why it? Because it's fifty dogs? Because I was
Speaker 1: expecting uh, both the Limber fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: By the way I think it is, I.
Speaker 1: Was expecting the obliving Room Master of be sixty.
Speaker 2: They could have gotten away with it. That people would
Speaker 2: have been like, oh, only sixty, it's not eighty like
Speaker 2: Mario cord or fucking seventy like go everything else, right,
Speaker 2: They definitely could have gotten away with it. I would
Speaker 2: have paid that money.
Speaker 1: I think I expected to be sixty, And it almost
Speaker 1: makes me feel like what did that game do to them?
Speaker 1: Like we're making fifty dollars? Dude, Like, wait, that's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's sad. I'm ready for both of those games. It's
Speaker 2: a shame, but it's critically fucking amazing apparently, so like
Speaker 2: I'm sure it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I excited to play it. Yeah, I'm gonna play Delivian,
Speaker 1: I'm play tonight.
Speaker 2: I will say I've never played Oblivion before. I've only
Speaker 2: played that first little area right and like the step
Speaker 2: out probably like three times, and every time I'm like,
Speaker 2: no shot, am I going to play the rest of
Speaker 2: this game because it's fucking ugliest sin It fucking runs horrendously.
Speaker 2: It feels it's it's like.
Speaker 1: Nice to the Old Republic, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don'tspect like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not good. Obviously, Oblivion is great
Speaker 2: the foundation of it, but like it's run like a
Speaker 2: sick dog tour.
Speaker 3: Tour is part of game that I can play in
Speaker 3: the long drive. Play the more I think it's a
Speaker 3: great game, and then I'm solid.
Speaker 1: I'm like I vividly remember like even being tricked in
Speaker 1: and thinking it looks good too, after like doesn't have
Speaker 1: I was looking at the Sun and I was like, God,
Speaker 1: this son looks kind of good. Yeah, and it's like
Speaker 1: a fucking jpeg. It's the baby from fucking Telly Tubby.
Speaker 1: It's like even it's really good. I played car Beat
Speaker 1: Corridor and then I played uh was the Jedi one
Speaker 1: the and then it snapped me back and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that game looks terrible.
Speaker 3: I forgot when I when you fight the Rank Corps
Speaker 3: in the beginning where you have to sneak past him
Speaker 3: and you fight him, and I was like, wow, that
Speaker 3: was a riveting boss fight. And then Lily was like, yo,
Speaker 3: you hid behind a corner and kept sneak attacking the guy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I just the little the
Speaker 1: little toilet girl that has the Wookie and I kept
Speaker 1: sneak attacking him. And she was like, Kingston, was that
Speaker 1: a boss? I was like, yeah, wasn't that crazy? She
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck are you? Are you retarded?
Speaker 2: I was just like, no, dude, you balance strategy. It's
Speaker 2: great about video all the different strategies work.
Speaker 1: It was I was I didn't use my characters. They
Speaker 1: didn't want to get killed. She was like, dude, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Kotors Is it's one of those games like it's a
Speaker 2: it's a good it's a good game, but it is
Speaker 2: old as fucking It feels ald as fuck. You think
Speaker 2: there are games that are old, they don't feel as
Speaker 2: old as they are.
Speaker 3: The roomains will never actually happen, or no, I think
Speaker 3: it's actually done. What are you talking about? As far
Speaker 3: as I know, it's still happening. But like see, here's
Speaker 3: the here's the issue.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Right years ago, it would have been obvious this isn't happening, right,
Speaker 2: But now normal development times are like seven or eight years,
Speaker 2: so like, I don't know if it's weird that we
Speaker 2: haven't heard anything from it, because why wouldn't it take
Speaker 2: even longer than it's taken, you know, Like I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how to gauge anything
Speaker 2: so bad that drops off. I think it's still happening.
Speaker 2: I think it's too I think it's too big of
Speaker 2: a thing not to do. Like, I just it's they
Speaker 2: had a bad they had a bad partner, I guess,
Speaker 2: and they're probably you know what it is. Actually, it's
Speaker 2: actually almost identical to the Final Fantasy seven remake situation
Speaker 2: because Final Fantasy seven remake was originally like announced so
Speaker 2: long ass time ago.
Speaker 3: Under we watched it at your house?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we watched in New York when I was having
Speaker 2: my E three parties, when we were when we weren't
Speaker 2: twenty yet. Yeah yeah, we were teenagers. So like, wow,
Speaker 2: which is fucking insane. Really Yeah, they announced it a
Speaker 2: long ass time ago, Senior Parts three actions, that's true.
Speaker 2: They announced it like a really bad long ago.
Speaker 1: It got the reveal, so hold on.
Speaker 2: The original reveal that they were remaking Final Fantasy seven
Speaker 2: remake was in like was a long ass time ago,
Speaker 2: like hilariously so, and it was being made by a
Speaker 2: team I think cyber Connect two or something like they
Speaker 2: make very different games, and that was underwhile for there
Speaker 2: was underway for a while, and then apparently like internally
Speaker 2: they were like this is not cutting it, and so
Speaker 2: they were like gonna handle this internally, and then and
Speaker 2: then it started over from there to get to the
Speaker 2: point that we got Final Fantasy seven remake officially I
Speaker 2: think in like what twenty ninety.
Speaker 3: Right before Coke right during the time something.
Speaker 2: Around somewhere around there. But like so you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like it's like, okay, four years floundering on
Speaker 2: something that like ultimately didn't happen. Restarting it from then
Speaker 2: that's nine years or something. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 2: those timelines are necessarily exactly accurate, but like that's probably
Speaker 2: what's happening now, is that like Kotor was being done
Speaker 2: and then they the higher up saw it and they
Speaker 2: were like this is not or maybe even themselves they
Speaker 2: were like, we can't do this, and that's years of
Speaker 2: time just wasted, and so now they have to either
Speaker 2: they might still be shopping it around, they might still
Speaker 2: be working on it with like a different I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on with that shit. No, that's a
Speaker 2: big like everybody's in the in the dark with that one.
Speaker 2: But Kotor is fucking old and it plays like it's old,
Speaker 2: and Oblivion is fucking old and it plays like it's old.
Speaker 2: A lot of those games from that a lot of
Speaker 2: RPGs from that era generally feel that way. Mass Effect one,
Speaker 2: oh before the fucking It's so crazy. It's so funny
Speaker 2: to me that you have your experience. Your experience of
Speaker 2: Mass Effect one is like my experience of Garfia.
Speaker 3: It's like mass Effect and Skyrim. My experience with those
Speaker 3: games is not the original experience. Something like those games
Speaker 3: were great, and everybody's.
Speaker 2: Like, well, Skyrim was was great at the time, Like people.
Speaker 1: Didn't bugs that was really the biggest problem, especially on.
Speaker 2: PS three, Like PS three was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: You couldn't.
Speaker 2: Column was telling me this. It's like apparently like the
Speaker 2: PS three version of Skarm was so bad for various reason.
Speaker 2: I'm sure because of the hardware, but like you had
Speaker 2: to if there was a door that you opened and
Speaker 2: like a dungeon or something. One of those doors that
Speaker 2: don't lead to a loading screen. You had to shut
Speaker 2: it behind you or else the game would just fucking
Speaker 2: not It would crumble, which is fucking awesome. And there
Speaker 2: was like little things like you couldn't take pick too
Speaker 2: many things up. It's very funny.
Speaker 1: But horse was viable and Oblivion.
Speaker 2: Haven't you use the horse yet? I haven't told the
Speaker 2: need So then Skyrim hoorses suck. They were Can I
Speaker 2: tell you something. I haven't used the horse yet. I
Speaker 2: cannot possibly imagine that it's any better than what it is.
Speaker 3: The horses suck. I would just be like, this horse sucks.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna turn into a werewolf and run faster
Speaker 3: than any horse could possibly move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that's so. Yeah. So I'm playing Oblivion
Speaker 2: for the first time. I can never get past that
Speaker 2: first opening session. I was the UI, especially like I
Speaker 2: hated that, like the font on everything, and like the
Speaker 2: text and like it was just fuck it looks like
Speaker 2: I usually look at King's Quest or something.
Speaker 1: I usually disagree with a lot of people when they
Speaker 1: say that things are hard to navigate. I usually my
Speaker 1: position is like, you're stupid, Like it's harder, I understand,
Speaker 1: but you should still be able to figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oblivion was actually like confusing. It was just confusing and tedious. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, uh at a certain point, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, whatever, like to be a few times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so so so I'm playing it. I played for
Speaker 2: like five hours on stream the other day, and it's
Speaker 2: real fucking good. Like it is actually so good up
Speaker 2: until this point that I'm like, I totally understand why
Speaker 2: people are like, yeah, Skyrin was like a downgrade from this,
Speaker 2: because I think, yeah, totally. Actually, I don't know if
Speaker 2: like maybe end game like complete Skyron with like the
Speaker 2: vampires and wear wolves and shit like, maybe that would
Speaker 2: be better than what oblivion is. I'm not really sure,
Speaker 2: but if it feels better to be in oblivion.
Speaker 1: Throw a fire wall into nont somebody like a fire
Speaker 1: body explode, Yeah, I think that's so hilarious, Like this
Speaker 1: is a nice gesture towards them and then some guys
Speaker 1: in the air. Yeah, I'm interested. I think they need
Speaker 1: it because everybody, my brother, all all these people are
Speaker 1: all like, uh, Marwin, that's the that's the goaded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Marlin's goaded. I was watching my brother play Marlwin and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fucking looks like ass, what
Speaker 1: do you say?
Speaker 2: Shut the fu up? My exact experience with oblivion. And
Speaker 2: so maybe like a new Code of Pain is really
Speaker 2: and they did tweak a lot of other things too.
Speaker 1: It's more of a it's more of a remake than
Speaker 1: a remaster.
Speaker 2: That's the interesting thing about it is that, like I
Speaker 2: feel like they under promised and over delivered in some sense,
Speaker 2: because I don't think it's like a Final Fantasy seven
Speaker 2: remake tier remake. It's it's not just system of a game,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, but it's it's not just like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not like a Halo two anniversary thing where like
Speaker 2: they put the new you could toggle the graphics because
Speaker 2: the old game is still running or anything. It is new, right, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, I love that about Halo, like I
Speaker 2: want them to change nothing about Halo two in fact,
Speaker 2: but it's it's really fucking good. The soundtrack is way
Speaker 2: better than Sky It's actually crazy, Like I was.
Speaker 1: Actually, do you think it's way better than Skyrim? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Immediately, like, well, first of all, all the good stuff
Speaker 2: about Skyrim is there, so like the big like the
Speaker 2: big themes are there from they're carried over from Oblivion.
Speaker 2: But then there's just like general, there's no theme though.
Speaker 2: That's the doing is the whatever.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: I always hated that party.
Speaker 1: Look on my beautiful son.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not
Speaker 2: saying the Skyrams track isn't great. I'm saying Oblivions is better.
Speaker 2: And the quest like so far the quests are like
Speaker 2: way more interesting.
Speaker 1: Is that? Like infinitely, you know, the partup theme is
Speaker 1: like like we here in the middle of an open
Speaker 1: area and then you're seeing like thirty load screens before
Speaker 1: you get into the game. I troll spinning.
Speaker 2: Of comb like pale of comb. They're good. They're good
Speaker 2: for different reasons. I will say there is a possibility
Speaker 2: that I'm I've just played so much Skyrim over my
Speaker 2: life that like it doesn't feel interesting or new to
Speaker 2: me to do it or like, and the soundtracks are
Speaker 2: kind of like, Okay, I get it, and this feels
Speaker 2: like a lot more new because it is different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's magical. That's why I'm interested in what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh, let me, let me see how
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's different things that I do miss, like
Speaker 2: there's but there's I don't know, it's there's like different
Speaker 2: trade offs. I I like it a lot though so far.
Speaker 2: And that was something not something I expected. I expected
Speaker 2: fully to go into this and be like, Okay, this
Speaker 2: is still fucked and I can't enjoy this, but it is.
Speaker 2: It's it's significantly better. I remember, Yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 2: they shadow drafted. It's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: It was kind of it was annoying for me because
Speaker 1: I started. I tried finishing AC Shadows before my month
Speaker 1: was old. Gave up. Yeah, it was I paid for
Speaker 1: another thing of the Ubie Soft and I was like no,
Speaker 1: I just saw the notification on my phone. Was like fuck,
Speaker 1: because yeah, but I'm finally out of part place in
Speaker 1: the game where I'm actually having fun because I.
Speaker 2: Just it's it only took seventy hours. That's the the.
Speaker 1: Problem is, like if you it takes too long to
Speaker 1: get to where you're actually like, oh, I have weapons
Speaker 1: and options, and I'm really I'm like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know what they I thought. They said the game was
Speaker 1: way shorter than normally.
Speaker 2: It's nothing, it is, but they pad it out way more.
Speaker 2: It's like ridiculously big. The outposts are too big. They
Speaker 2: feel like dude, they'll be like, I feel like seven outposts.
Speaker 1: Hey, you'll be You'll be in a little thing. And
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, I want to get the main chest
Speaker 1: in this little castle or whatever. And they're like, kill
Speaker 1: three samurai and they're scattered so far apart that I'm like,
Speaker 1: so essentially have to go through this entire thing, and
Speaker 1: and you can't just assassinate the samurai. They're too strong.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like wait, So then I'm like, so
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to kill everybody here. I'm like
Speaker 1: it's fine, but you know, I thought I could just
Speaker 1: be in and out and then steal this chest. But
Speaker 1: they're like, no, they arrest the chest, even samurai being
Speaker 1: alive or not. Why is the chest not available for me?
Speaker 1: You gotta get the key, you gotta get pieces of
Speaker 1: the key and put it together to super key.
Speaker 2: Dude, dude. The lock picking, I will say, the lock
Speaker 2: picking sucks. It's so much worse. It's so much worse.
Speaker 2: Like people like to share on the sky on one
Speaker 2: actually thought it was fine.
Speaker 1: Times Okay, Uh, the same I guess fall up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it makes sense that that would be
Speaker 2: a lock picking mini game, Like it's just just that
Speaker 2: just intuitively makes sense.
Speaker 1: But this I do remember.
Speaker 2: It's the fucking the little little tumblers. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I don't times, dude, I don't under fucking stand what
Speaker 2: the mechanic is. And people in chat were like explaining
Speaker 2: it completely differently and they were like, oh, you have
Speaker 2: to wait for this thing that happened, and it's like, no,
Speaker 2: that's wrong. So like people don't even know how to
Speaker 2: use people don't know.
Speaker 1: I love when people have confident answers in their conflicting
Speaker 1: You're like, wait, why are you confident about some different Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the thing is crazy two ways of doing math.
Speaker 1: You're like what.
Speaker 2: But the thing that's crazy about it is that, like
Speaker 2: because I'm streaming it and it's just like, so I'm
Speaker 2: doing it with the title like first time playing Oblivion
Speaker 2: because I was just like, you know, why not?
Speaker 1: That's an interesting kind of angle.
Speaker 2: Right, And so a lot of people in there are
Speaker 2: people who've played it like a ton, and so they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous. You get to experiences for the first
Speaker 2: time it's like, yeah, I'm really liking it, and so
Speaker 2: like it's people with hundreds of hours in Oblivion, like
Speaker 2: theoretically who are talking to me about the lock picking
Speaker 2: me in the game and none of them agree And
Speaker 2: it's so fascinating because it's like people were like, just
Speaker 2: get the skeleton key, you never have to deal with it,
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, that's why, because if you play Oblivion,
Speaker 2: you forgot how to do it. You've just had this
Speaker 2: fucking magic, you know, tell all thing.
Speaker 1: But there are all the same factions.
Speaker 2: I want to watch I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to watch a tam reel story, like
Speaker 3: a story explained, a complete one, but I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I'll die before it finishes. It's a lot because
Speaker 1: I do one thing. Age of that world is not
Speaker 1: even the first age, it's the third age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All the lord.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was reading. I did say like
Speaker 2: if we got a certain amount of times, I would
Speaker 2: read every book that I picked up, and so I
Speaker 2: was doing that and actually some of them are actually
Speaker 2: pretty good, some of them suck, some of them. It's
Speaker 2: really like a mixed bag. The first book I picked up, though,
Speaker 2: was actually genuinely really good. I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: actually a really I want to see this like animated
Speaker 2: or something. But this second was just like an instruction
Speaker 2: manual on how to use your hands. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I made a mistake. But one thing immediately right off
Speaker 2: the bat, I was like, this is better than Sky
Speaker 2: is the character creator that they have, Dude.
Speaker 1: That is fucking That got me seeing all the different screenshots.
Speaker 1: I saw your clip of that guy like, that's Twibble
Speaker 1: at the wood elf nice.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of him.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 2: A lot of people be a red Guard. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: all the same stuff. I think this guy, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: weren't playing the fucking what do you call. I've seen
Speaker 2: a lot of people making JD. Vance's.
Speaker 1: That was like when people made a yay and and
Speaker 1: uh and the remaster Demon Souls. Oh really good. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's a really good copy. I was yay
Speaker 1: con West like you, Oh, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: That's J D.
Speaker 1: Prance.
Speaker 2: That's crazy through the filter like that in the lens.
Speaker 2: That doesn't even look like oblivion. That looks like a photo,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a photo of some guy bracing but then like, dude,
Speaker 2: this is what sold me.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: spend an hour on the character creators.
Speaker 2: I spent a long time, like in Skyrim, I just
Speaker 2: it's so subtle that you can't I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh did you see who had a really big problem
Speaker 1: with the character creator scream? Oh wait, no, you did
Speaker 1: see it?
Speaker 2: Because I, oh, yeah, grums, of course, you know, I
Speaker 2: have to say, and I tweeted this out. I don't
Speaker 2: know if there's any truth to it. It's just kind
Speaker 2: of like thinking off the top of my head. It
Speaker 2: probably isn't fundamentally true, but I think there's an aspect
Speaker 2: of it that's that that is at play here, which
Speaker 2: is I think the reason, like everybody's kind of over
Speaker 2: the moon about this game, right, like there's it's kind
Speaker 2: of unanimous praise, even though it is it's still oblivion.
Speaker 1: It's still buggy and fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's glitches that were in the original that still work,
Speaker 2: which is kind of amazing. It's awesome. I'm glad they
Speaker 2: kept all that shit intact. That's a dye. Whether I
Speaker 2: think the money glitch might happen, I'm not super sure,
Speaker 2: but like so like, there's a lot of reasons that
Speaker 2: you could see a cynical crowd laying into this, especially
Speaker 2: like a befeesa remake of something like oh they're remaking
Speaker 2: an older Skulls game again.
Speaker 1: Wow, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I could see an alter reality where this game was
Speaker 2: shown off months in advance, had like maybe a little
Speaker 2: preview window where like they showed the character creator with
Speaker 2: like the developers, and all of those guys made their
Speaker 2: like hundreds of fucking videos talking about how woke it
Speaker 2: was gonna be, and then when it came out, I
Speaker 2: can imagine that the discourse would be infinitely more annoying, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and a lot more split. And I wonder if like
Speaker 2: shadow dropping actually kind of saved them the narrative because
Speaker 2: there just simply wasn't enough time for those people to
Speaker 2: say anything about it before everybody had already played it
Speaker 2: and loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't know how true that, Like, it feels like
Speaker 2: it could be if that was a non zero impact.
Speaker 1: You know, if that wasn't the case, it still benefited
Speaker 1: them in that way, right, because yeah, it's brilliant, but
Speaker 1: it was the same thing.
Speaker 2: But like you know, to be fair, Oblivion is probably
Speaker 2: one of the few games that can do something like this.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to do this with like an original
Speaker 2: like New Game.
Speaker 1: Or No Way.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's it's like since the Ballers Game three was an
Speaker 1: early access for so long when it finally dropped, there
Speaker 1: were so many people already familiar with it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: when they tried Temple. Temple tried at first before he played,
Speaker 1: before he beat the game, like a million times, he
Speaker 1: tried to be like, oh, look at this randomized thig
Speaker 1: and there's a bald guy with tits and you know,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and everyone's like, I don't fucking care. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It almost like it's almost it's almost like the reverse
Speaker 2: kind of with Balder's Gate.
Speaker 1: What you say. I saw timp bus hat on recently
Speaker 1: and I could not stop. Did he go to the
Speaker 1: White House without a hat or something? No, he went
Speaker 1: to the White House with dressed the same of course,
Speaker 1: which of course he didn't, So why did he not
Speaker 1: have a hat on it? For some reason saw aout
Speaker 1: his hat on, I was like, oh, it was like
Speaker 1: an old picture. I've seen him his bald I thought, like, recently,
Speaker 1: he finally because I've been theorizing that he's been using
Speaker 1: or doing hair plugs, and he's like, one day someone's
Speaker 1: gonna knock his beanie off and it's gonna rush, his
Speaker 1: hair is gonna fall off of it. He'd be like,
Speaker 1: because he has the money, that would be an awesome clapback,
Speaker 1: to be honest, That's what I like. I was like,
Speaker 1: why is he not doing that? Wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I would. I mean if my head was always
Speaker 2: covered anyway, like why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know, because that's so that's what I would do.
Speaker 2: Like, you're clearly insecure about being bald, right, so like
Speaker 2: why not just use the fact that you're you're always
Speaker 2: covered to just do that.
Speaker 3: One of the guys that played cards with it seems
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't even rely forgret somebody for doing that, to be honest,
Speaker 2: Like it's whatever fucking doing.
Speaker 3: There was a guy I played cards with that like
Speaker 3: he has like hair, like it's it's like hair here,
Speaker 3: and he's like took his hat off one time and
Speaker 3: I saw it, and I.
Speaker 1: Literally like, I hate that I did it. But I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, that's crazy because it was it's surprised you.
Speaker 1: It's like Chris like Chris is just like war's hat
Speaker 1: like this, and then for his hat gets knocked off
Speaker 1: and there's nothing.
Speaker 2: There's nothing here.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, be like, oh, you've been lying,
Speaker 1: like you've kept all your hair here.
Speaker 2: It seems that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw them there's a guy because of me and Jojo.
Speaker 1: Watch there's a guy that keeps because he only has
Speaker 1: the hair on the back, so he only wears a
Speaker 1: hat and it looks like he has hair because you
Speaker 1: just see hair in the back of his head.
Speaker 2: Oh does he do the thing where like it's only
Speaker 2: in the back but not on the side, so like
Speaker 2: it's long, and then he like he takes the long
Speaker 2: one and puts it like through like that it's not
Speaker 2: that long. But that would be uh, that would be
Speaker 2: a fucking crazy. That would be a badass.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're that would be so crazy. If
Speaker 1: you're bald like that and you cut your hair, the
Speaker 1: rest of it will just not come back. Yes, what
Speaker 1: do you mean, like if you're bald, If you're bald here,
Speaker 1: but you have like hair right right here. If you
Speaker 1: cut it, will it does not come back?
Speaker 2: Are you stupid?
Speaker 1: I'm just so ignorant. Clear, you're not that ignorant.
Speaker 2: So wait, hold, wait, wait, wait I show you are
Speaker 2: you suggesting that, like, so once they lose hair up here,
Speaker 2: they can no longer grow hair again anywhere.
Speaker 1: I want to, Like it's like a progressive thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, no, dude. So yeah, the well, as soon
Speaker 1: as you cut, that's it, You're you're done. I gotta
Speaker 1: keep this ship because if I get rid of this
Speaker 1: motus thing, so like, does that mean that it doesn't
Speaker 1: grow longer either? It's just like it's from was in
Speaker 1: in time, like and it's it's.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't know, I don't know bald this. I
Speaker 3: don't think anyone of my family's really bald, you know.
Speaker 2: I don't. But you've not seen like media or like anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like people just keeping it like the
Speaker 1: last Hurrah, you know, like I'm just this, you know,
Speaker 1: because imagine I did being completely balls here in your
Speaker 1: hair grows electrically down inside of your head.
Speaker 2: No, here's the reality. Well, there are a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Devin Townsend did that for a long time, cecil.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing, here's the thing about it, right, I it
Speaker 2: looks rough right to not if you're bald, to not
Speaker 2: do the whole thing, right, However, I'm sure, what do
Speaker 2: you mean he does the whole thing? He's not bald?
Speaker 1: Really yeah, sorry, I think David god I think, oh,
Speaker 1: David Goggins too, he's but he does it ball.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like I would imagine that the big
Speaker 2: thing about it is and why people keep that is
Speaker 2: really just because it's fucking tedious to constantly get rid
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I think that's something.
Speaker 2: You know, it's older people.
Speaker 1: I bet that's a motivation for the be like whatever.
Speaker 2: Because why why the would you care at a certain point,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, it's just like whatever, dude, Like,
Speaker 2: it's easier to just let this to keep it. Well,
Speaker 2: then it's to constantly get like pay pay money to
Speaker 2: get it cut off or you can just off like ship.
Speaker 1: Because my thing is I don't understand why I have
Speaker 1: I always wear hats. I like wearing hats. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I was like, why do I have a hairstyle at all?
Speaker 1: I always question myself like why am I doing? Why
Speaker 1: am I You're not wearing your hat? But I always
Speaker 1: I only know where my hat at home, essentially because
Speaker 1: I feel naked without a hat, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's a utility, Like I want
Speaker 2: to become more of it.
Speaker 1: Really, I tried for a while, it wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: I've become more of a hat person when I moved
Speaker 2: out here, because like the sun was always in my
Speaker 2: fucking eyes. And then I just remembered, like I'm just
Speaker 2: and and I would wear my patrol caps a lot
Speaker 2: of the Army patrol caps.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: And I just like the way those look because it's
Speaker 2: got it's like the base, it's like a baseball cap,
Speaker 2: but it's like flat at the top. There's something about
Speaker 2: it that I like esthetically.
Speaker 1: We call those hardcore hats because all these hardcore kids
Speaker 1: would work oh really weird at these shows. They would
Speaker 1: wear these like hats that they were like you would
Speaker 1: associate with the arbat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I just had a bunch of
Speaker 2: My dad gave me a bunch ofever we dipped them
Speaker 2: and die ship to make sure they'll start doing nice.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna become a hat guy. You're not gonna hair off, No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep my hair. When I was younger, i'd
Speaker 1: wear do.
Speaker 2: You know a rosta hat? Like, what do you mean
Speaker 2: you wear too much? Hair.
Speaker 1: You should be a top hat guy. Yet dude.
Speaker 2: Dressed like this, a rosta man top hat.
Speaker 1: All right, you're out, you're cooking, so you get you
Speaker 1: You have an assortment of of of top top hats
Speaker 1: you have, they're a cessorized, they all hung up, you know,
Speaker 1: and you just choose whichever one you want that day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you dress the same so you casually. It was
Speaker 1: like a nineteen year old that plays basketball. Stupid.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize I was wearing it. Really just is
Speaker 2: my default want to say, Yankee hat net right now, gotcha,
Speaker 2: because it's just like a little bit it has a
Speaker 2: bit more space to it. Yeah, but I'm sure I'm
Speaker 2: telling you a top hat like a Doug Dimid dome hat,
Speaker 2: a fedora, not a trill By, not a real like
Speaker 2: an Indiana Jones fucking hat, not like a fucking Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's twenty eleven. I'm going to prom so many people
Speaker 2: wore that hat back then. It was so weird. It
Speaker 2: was a popular hat, man, it was. It wasn't even
Speaker 2: it wasn't even like atheist related at that time too.
Speaker 2: It became that it was.
Speaker 1: It was a madam one. It was really weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people associated with Michael Jackson. I remember that, yeah,
Speaker 2: like oh yeah, famously from Smooth Crime.
Speaker 1: Uh, so you're gonna do it for reals. I don't
Speaker 1: think I gotta invest in top hat. You know, we
Speaker 1: gotta do just league, get one, start with one, whatever.
Speaker 2: You know, we gotta do one day. We got to
Speaker 2: come in here, say flamethrower and just burn his hair off. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's never gonna cut it, that's true.
Speaker 3: Is gonna grow back though?
Speaker 2: It's okay that yeah, that's the point, Like, you.
Speaker 3: Know, immediately when exposed to fire, my hair comes back instantly.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. It sounds like a lie out.
Speaker 1: We'll get a match right now.
Speaker 2: Can you regrow your eyelashes? Does that happen?
Speaker 1: Yes? I don't know. I have nice eyelashes, so I've
Speaker 1: never really tempted.
Speaker 2: I don't wait, don't It just seems like one of
Speaker 2: those things that like I assume so, but also it
Speaker 2: seems like one of those things is like maybe not.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I don't know. They fall out all the time.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I only lose a couple the same with your hair?
Speaker 3: So it started happening to me randomly. I don't know
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I got like two really long
Speaker 3: elashes on each side and I had to yank come
Speaker 3: out because they got too long. They were like just
Speaker 3: too extremely long eyelashes.
Speaker 2: My family always makes fun of my dad because his
Speaker 2: eyelashes are long and beautiful girly. Yeah, so and so
Speaker 2: they hit his glasses I have, I have curled.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was actually uh before I had like any
Speaker 1: facial hair, I hated it because like, my eyes were
Speaker 1: way too pretty. And at a certain point I got
Speaker 1: in my senior year, I started growing my hair out
Speaker 1: really long. I started getting my hair really long. I
Speaker 1: started braiding and stuff, and I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I was at a certain point. I'm like, I think
Speaker 1: some people are probably thinking I'm some dyk because my
Speaker 1: eyes were too fucking my eyes were too pretty. Let's
Speaker 1: just say this, if I was eighteen in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: I'd be getting trans investigated.
Speaker 2: Like for sure, oh transvestigation. Yeah, like I would.
Speaker 1: Because I had no facial hair. Like when I was eighteen,
Speaker 1: I had almost no facial hair. I had. I had
Speaker 1: no facial hair until twenty five. Wow, yeah, well that's
Speaker 1: right for me, but I had none. Dude, I looked silly.
Speaker 1: I grew hair here.
Speaker 2: I feel like I like, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Actually, I wanted a beard so bad and I looked
Speaker 1: I just looked like I was patching dirt somebody. I
Speaker 1: still like, this is my this is maximum, this is nothing.
Speaker 1: I can't fucked. I finally, I finally get a patchy beard.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: It's still not even fucking all the way in there,
Speaker 3: and it makes you really upset. When you just trim
Speaker 3: all the patchy parts out, that'd be the whole thing. No,
Speaker 3: it's like, it's it's right here. It's always just one hole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're literally a neck beard that I don't know
Speaker 1: about it, and you can do you just mask it
Speaker 1: by grooming it.
Speaker 3: I didn't pick it out today. Whenever I was at
Speaker 3: the event, I try to pick it on. It's still
Speaker 3: like you can't.
Speaker 2: Get something lined up with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should, you should get you should get like
Speaker 1: nice and faded. I had it faded when I got that,
Speaker 1: right yet, that is crazy. You had your sides faded too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm aware, you're a monster. My hair just grow. I didn't, dude,
Speaker 1: I didn't have hair, so I this is the craziest thing.
Speaker 3: When I first moved out here, I had I had
Speaker 3: like the spotty beard, you know, like that if I
Speaker 3: let it grow too long, it would look like this gross.
Speaker 3: But I didn't have hair on my back or shoulders.
Speaker 3: Now I have hair right here nice, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what I ate. I don't know what
Speaker 3: the sun here is doing to you. But all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I have back hair.
Speaker 1: You're just getting old. It's like some sort of fairal beast.
Speaker 1: That's what old does. Old. You see old people when
Speaker 1: they get hair in their fucking ears and ship that ship.
Speaker 1: It's just gross. There's places that never stopped, hair stops
Speaker 1: growing and it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: But yeah, my grandma, my grandma has no armar.
Speaker 1: People think like like, oh, do you shave your chest
Speaker 1: because it looks like I just shaved and starting to come. No,
Speaker 1: it's just I don't have.
Speaker 2: The chest hair a ton, not a ton of chests.
Speaker 1: But I have curly chestsurly because it's because it's contrast
Speaker 1: to my skin color.
Speaker 3: So I have curly chest hair. My grandma has no
Speaker 3: arm hair, She has no she barely has eyelashes. And
Speaker 3: I think it's because she's like native so that's why
Speaker 3: she has like hair on her body at like it's terrible.
Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Just small eyelashes too, And I'm like, Grandma, you're weird.
Speaker 1: One of those one you're weird. Weird.
Speaker 2: We usually got about me with two with the arm
Speaker 2: pits because I don't have any.
Speaker 1: You have barely some. But it's it's not like you
Speaker 1: see some dudes and it looks like a broom under
Speaker 1: their fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like the fucking dick is under them.
Speaker 1: I was so disgusted one time because, like.
Speaker 2: You say, it looks like a bushes And alright, let's
Speaker 2: go to questions. Yeah, we're really late on that. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go ahead and uh all right, yeah, let's buye guys.
Speaker 2: It's over.
Speaker 1: And I didn't feel questions on Friday.
Speaker 2: Bye, but no, h the wizard that cursed Derek with
Speaker 2: an A Oh godamn, I'm getting ahead of myself. Patroonic
Speaker 2: compass is stark tank. I don't eve think I said
Speaker 2: that today. We're saying it now.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patroon of Conceast snark Tank, go over there. Uh,
Speaker 2: one dollar gets you add free all that crap up
Speaker 2: and then that's it, Yeah, go away, give me your money,
Speaker 2: can me your funds? Five dollars for the questions. Ask
Speaker 2: your questions and we'll we'll, you know, we'll we'll readthrough them.
Speaker 2: The wizard that cursed Derek with an egg allergy rode.
Speaker 1: In, Oh yeah, thanks wizard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what an asshole that sucks the nerve of him
Speaker 2: to come in here pretending like he can just atone
Speaker 2: for his sins by handing us a meager eight billion.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have eight billion dollars, please, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I would do with that kind of money.
Speaker 1: I'd like, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: Know exactly what I would do it? Nothing, I would I.
Speaker 3: Would get that kind of money, I'd be like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die if I have this, I'm just going.
Speaker 1: To become a fucking oligarch. I'm start doing horrible things.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I don't know what to help.
Speaker 2: What blows my mind is like to even have the
Speaker 2: drive to do that kind of thing when you already
Speaker 2: have so much. It's so like emblematic, it's like inherently like,
Speaker 2: oh I hate you, yeah, and I'll throw a party
Speaker 2: when you die.
Speaker 3: A kind of money I'd be like I should help people,
Speaker 3: and then I would start I hope people, and then
Speaker 3: I would By the way, I should say this.
Speaker 2: Before we get into questions, although it's not really that
Speaker 2: big of a deal, and I'm curious as to what
Speaker 2: audience overlap even would exist. But like I did, like
Speaker 2: a real recently talking about like this MS thirteen guy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it got fucking they flagged it.
Speaker 1: They got upset.
Speaker 2: They got so upsetted that they flagged me for violence
Speaker 2: or something because I said that if if Trump smattered
Speaker 2: his smashed his brain all over the sidewalk, I throw
Speaker 2: a party, which is like you're you're saying you're gonna
Speaker 2: kill the presidents, Like, that's not what that means.
Speaker 1: Soft. Yeah, it's guys are They're there always been the
Speaker 1: softest though, for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fact that gay people make them upset for
Speaker 3: being alive is crazy. That's the gayest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's like the chessee Waters thing when you're talking
Speaker 2: about the straw where he's like, it's just it's a
Speaker 2: little feminine to drink from a straw.
Speaker 1: It's like nothing.
Speaker 2: Gayer than caring about that. Right, That's the gayest thing
Speaker 2: that anybody could possibly think.
Speaker 1: He's another person like I talked about Matt Walsh, but
Speaker 1: just Waters is somebody that easily I'll go to jail
Speaker 1: for a few months, like whatever. He deserves to just
Speaker 1: be pummeled.
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope he steps. I hope he steps
Speaker 3: in a bear trap, falls over into a spike.
Speaker 2: Next to a bear trap. He's like, Oh, that's like
Speaker 2: that's like one of the that's like you know those temples.
Speaker 2: You know there's like Indiana Jones style kind of like
Speaker 2: trap rooms and temples.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like you have to assume like a room
Speaker 2: where they were just kind of testing things out.
Speaker 1: They didn't get around them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't finish it. Yeah, they either died before
Speaker 2: they could do it. That the play happened in the
Speaker 2: middle of testing or something. Yeah, that was their R
Speaker 2: and D room and it was just like a bear
Speaker 2: trap next to a spike, and they were like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is what is it going? They step in
Speaker 2: in fall exactly what it looks like it does, and
Speaker 2: then you hear a ghost come out of the wall
Speaker 2: like oh my god, it were holy look look look
Speaker 2: look I can finally rest. Yeah, he ascends and then
Speaker 2: you're trapping you take his place. Basically, you go.
Speaker 1: Into the wall now, and now you gotta wait for
Speaker 1: the next person that gets killed by the next pack
Speaker 1: of retards to funnel it and died and say, boy.
Speaker 2: It would probably take literally entire like you would have
Speaker 2: to re startan evolution.
Speaker 1: Another like you know what I mean, you're sitting there
Speaker 1: waiting for billions of years patiently.
Speaker 3: Oh ship, finally, holy a new like dumb, there's a
Speaker 3: roach person though, have fun.
Speaker 2: It's like barely it's not even remotely the same thing.
Speaker 1: Tad roach or whatever. It's just because like some sperlunker guy,
Speaker 1: you know, explore you know it's that guy, but as
Speaker 1: he's a roach like that, so it's a human roach
Speaker 1: later and then by the time if they're having so
Speaker 1: different because they.
Speaker 6: Thought they're gonna get me with this trap, huh oh ship,
Speaker 6: they're whimsically, they're whimsically losing their balance while ensnared in
Speaker 6: and they're teetering.
Speaker 2: Ninety five percent of all directions to fall in that
Speaker 2: scenario are perfectly fine, yeah, yeah, and then he picks
Speaker 2: the five percent radio where there's a spike and it's
Speaker 2: buttered up too, like it'll slow if it pierces. You
Speaker 2: was gonna slide right through you. Oh yeah, you know
Speaker 2: it's invasive. It's an invasive spike.
Speaker 1: You're done.
Speaker 2: Let's yeah, anyway, we're not.
Speaker 1: Are you joking? We haven't even gotten you got to
Speaker 1: the question, Yeah, questions. I didn't even read this guy's question.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're all thankful that school is now a
Speaker 2: thing of the past, but as a college student studying
Speaker 2: evolution and genetics, my plight is far from over. What
Speaker 2: was the most cancerous course or subject you had ever
Speaker 2: taken during your school faring days? For me, it was statistics.
Speaker 2: The day I've ever shown an algorithmic spreadsheet again will
Speaker 2: be the day someone's going in the dirt.
Speaker 1: I hated that shit too.
Speaker 3: Stat's was annoying, but it was like Stat's was annoying,
Speaker 3: but it made sense, so it was kind of easy
Speaker 3: to manage through.
Speaker 2: Sure, I know, it was like it was rooted in basically,
Speaker 2: like you can figure, you can logistics and logistics. For me,
Speaker 2: it was also every Spanish class that I ever took.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, because i mean, I'm not everyone, but like
Speaker 2: most of them, because I had the most adversary. I
Speaker 2: just happened to have had the most adversarial relationships with
Speaker 2: these teachers. I remember one Paul. I met Paul in
Speaker 2: that class where our Spanish teacher grabbed me by the
Speaker 2: shirt and threw me out of the room. This is real,
Speaker 2: by the way, this is not a joke. That's kind
Speaker 2: of crazy. Yeah, yeah, dude, And like, and it was
Speaker 2: like two thousand and eight or something. It wasn't. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1: I fought people for less than that. Yeaheah, A teacher
Speaker 1: to do that to you, well she oh she damn so,
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to.
Speaker 2: But she was older, like it was, I don't know
Speaker 2: it was. She wasn't like elderly or anything.
Speaker 1: She was like fifties.
Speaker 2: And it was just like, I can't, I don't know, bitch,
Speaker 2: but it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: She wasn't so old. She was too old for me
Speaker 2: to fight, But she wasn't so old that I felt
Speaker 2: bad about making the class miserable for her at a
Speaker 2: certain point, because I really did feel singled out. And
Speaker 2: Paul could corroborate this as much as any. I was
Speaker 2: literally and I remember this, d I probably told this
Speaker 2: on the story on the podcast before like and before
Speaker 2: we even hit episode one hundred. It is probably one
Speaker 2: of the earliest things I told. But like, I was
Speaker 2: just sitting in my Spanish class and what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He's fiddling He's fiddling with his mic like.
Speaker 1: A little gun on a roof. Why is that the.
Speaker 2: What do you call that the key? Why is that
Speaker 2: so loose?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It looked oh, it looked Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I saw something move. It might have
Speaker 2: been the wire on the other side. Anyway, I forgot
Speaker 2: what I was saying. No, I was in Spanish class
Speaker 2: and it was like the period before lunch, and so
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, was the bells ringing? I'm
Speaker 2: like fucking thirsty, and so I'm like I was. I
Speaker 2: was getting my lunch bag out. I had a fucking
Speaker 2: brown paper bag lunch is how long ago this one?
Speaker 2: And I picked it up and I had a glass
Speaker 2: snapple in there, and like I picked it up maybe
Speaker 2: like a couple of inches off the ground, and then
Speaker 2: it like slipped out of my hands and like landed,
Speaker 2: and it like like landed and then like I saw
Speaker 2: like a little bit of like leaking. I was like, fuck, man,
Speaker 2: the glass broke and now it was like leaking a
Speaker 2: little bit. It wasn't like spraying or anything. It was
Speaker 2: like leaking a little bit. So I raised my hand
Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, can I get like a
Speaker 2: can I go to the bathroom and get a paper toweler, Like,
Speaker 2: can I use like a paper towel in here to
Speaker 2: clean this up? I don't want to make a mess.
Speaker 2: And she was like, you're not allowed to have glass bottles.
Speaker 2: Go to the go to detention or whatever our detention equivalent.
Speaker 2: It was room one to eleven for us. I was like, whoah,
Speaker 2: it just felt like so out of nowhere. And then
Speaker 2: a kid in the in the class, like I think
Speaker 2: like a minute later when I was sitting in detention
Speaker 2: came into it was like I thought it was really stupid,
Speaker 2: so like I said so, and then from then on
Speaker 2: we were just animals in that classroom, Like we would
Speaker 2: bring Spider Man action figures and like plate, like we
Speaker 2: were seated in diagonals intentionally as far apart from each
Speaker 2: other as possible, and then we were just like kick kick, kick, punch,
Speaker 2: and like it was a mess. And so eventually we
Speaker 2: just like drove her insane and she put she grabbed grabbed.
Speaker 2: She grabbed me by the shirt like this, picked me
Speaker 2: up and threw me out of the classroom. And I'll
Speaker 2: never forget it.
Speaker 1: But you drove you drove her to it.
Speaker 2: I did. I I was unreasonably mean, but I also
Speaker 2: just felt single out for no good reason.
Speaker 1: It was. It was definitely uncalled for it. Also, it's
Speaker 1: weird that you guys had that rule you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think because nobody wanted things breaking and
Speaker 2: then people getting cut like that. But it's a crazy
Speaker 2: thing to send somebody to detention for, especially me, Like
Speaker 2: I'm I was so much not a troublemaker.
Speaker 1: It's crazy you would just confiscate it like oh well
Speaker 1: at the at the very most, like hey, like get
Speaker 1: that out of here, throw it away or some shit. Dude.
Speaker 1: I was, I was.
Speaker 2: I was always the way.
Speaker 3: I was absolutely baker kid. I was a fucking I
Speaker 3: wasn't like I was a disruptor. Like I would be
Speaker 3: fine and then something would happen and I would just
Speaker 3: be like, well, I'm trying to laugh and ruin the
Speaker 3: class and I would just laugh. I remember we had
Speaker 3: African teacher that I made so mad one time. He
Speaker 3: was just like, why why are you.
Speaker 1: Why are you Jamison? You gets really good grades and
Speaker 1: you're a nice boy, but when you start laughing, you
Speaker 1: completely ruined the class. And I'm like, dog, you sound hilarious.
Speaker 1: You sound hilarious.
Speaker 3: Like I remember when they had the uh, the the
Speaker 3: thing when it teaches like the teachers meet their parents
Speaker 3: whatever it is.
Speaker 1: He my grandma.
Speaker 3: I was talking to him and my grandma were her
Speaker 3: accent and him and her like together. It was like,
Speaker 3: this is just the funniest niggas ever. These are just
Speaker 3: two of the funniest characters ever because neither one of
Speaker 3: them got English down pat all the way and it's
Speaker 3: just hilarious. And my grandma is just like Kingston, be quiet,
Speaker 3: stop Like He's like, what are you laughing at? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, funny And I'm just there giggling like
Speaker 3: a fucking.
Speaker 1: Fucking punk kid. I was punk. I wasn't even I
Speaker 1: was like I had you were you were?
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of like you, you're just laughing
Speaker 1: at people's accents.
Speaker 3: But that's the most innocent way to be a shithead,
Speaker 3: you know, Like that's an innocent shipthead.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it has to be like it has
Speaker 1: to be it has it has to be like mister,
Speaker 1: it has to be like breakfast at Tiffany's level. That's
Speaker 1: what That's what will make me laugh. It's gotta be
Speaker 1: like so over the top.
Speaker 2: Otherwise what's that you should look up?
Speaker 1: Look up? We absolutely have done a bit on this.
Speaker 1: Of course, stop it.
Speaker 3: I would do that all the time, where I would
Speaker 3: just I was just like I was a disruptor, Like
Speaker 3: something funny would happened, I'd to fucking laugh and it'd
Speaker 3: be over because my laugh would just derail everybody else,
Speaker 3: everyone that's trying it would just cause it would cast
Speaker 3: madness on that.
Speaker 2: That was kind of Jalen's laugh specifically, was that for
Speaker 2: us and I got in trouble. He laughed so loud
Speaker 2: and so funny that it was like it was impossible
Speaker 2: not to start laughing when you heard him laughing, right,
Speaker 2: because it was so funny that such a laugh even existed.
Speaker 1: He'd be a good comedian just to like if he
Speaker 1: laughed at his own jokes, just to get people to
Speaker 1: like laugh.
Speaker 2: Dude, Jalen, I don't know if he'd be a great
Speaker 2: community he would be a great like if I was
Speaker 2: a comedian, I would want him in my audience.
Speaker 3: You know, Jaylen would be a great character for sketch comedy.
Speaker 3: I think to succeed so well in sketch comedy.
Speaker 2: I think he'd be good in this setting too. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh sure, I think.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: You guys said it's his.
Speaker 2: Wedding, Steff, and he's been at at Coachella, he said,
Speaker 2: in town right now, in town right now.
Speaker 1: He said he's gonna be free in May. Yeah, yeah, May,
Speaker 1: so I May said something up. Yeah, he's he's I
Speaker 1: just don't think you're gonna do it. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: He's coming something with him the third Okay, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, like, hey, pencil me in
Speaker 1: this day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta find a I gotta find a day
Speaker 2: because it has to be a weekend because he has
Speaker 2: like a real actual job because he's a functioning person.
Speaker 2: So like it's got to be like a Saturday or
Speaker 2: a Sunday. But we'll figure it out. Yeah. I think
Speaker 2: I think May because he's gonna be a lot more free.
Speaker 2: And I told him I was gonna much less money
Speaker 2: and have him be a producer. I don't think he
Speaker 2: could produce. I think I shouldn't say that. I think
Speaker 2: he could if he wanted to, or if he had
Speaker 2: he was inclined.
Speaker 1: To, but also wanted to make significantly less money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you wanted to make Hey, I got a
Speaker 2: propostion for you, Jaalen. You want to dedicated an ordinate
Speaker 2: amount of time to make significantly less money in a
Speaker 2: in a completely insecure field.
Speaker 1: Sign me up.
Speaker 2: So the kind of risk I'd love to take. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You sound like a punk kid. I
Speaker 2: really wasn't.
Speaker 3: I was definitely a bit of a punk.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't afford to do it. It's I
Speaker 1: was like one or two these usually only like two
Speaker 1: or three black people in my school, so I couldn't
Speaker 1: afford to like funk around.
Speaker 3: I was surrounded by niggas and you were a representative. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but they you were an ambassador for black people.
Speaker 2: Teachers that cakes into a movie theater when he when
Speaker 2: he laughs and ruins the scene, everybody turns back and
Speaker 2: then like they feel a little bit more racist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't laugh to look at him, like,
Speaker 1: of course, I've only done it like three times.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's that's three more times than I've ever done it.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry my laugh I laugh, I feel, and since
Speaker 3: I feel when I laugh, it's like like, the are
Speaker 3: you pretending like you feel?
Speaker 1: Mimicking people? That's crazy.
Speaker 3: The Oppenheimers scene was fucking I think that was funny,
Speaker 3: Like I like, I thought that was funny that I
Speaker 3: did that.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised exactly what was the worst What was
Speaker 2: the worst class?
Speaker 3: Though that you experienced the worst class by difficult by
Speaker 3: difficulty standards is probably uhficult. In college, it was which
Speaker 3: inorganic chemistry? Inorganic and organic chemistry or two of the
Speaker 3: worst classes.
Speaker 1: Oh dude.
Speaker 2: I took chemistry and I remember like I was there
Speaker 2: the first day and then they were like, memorize the
Speaker 2: periodic table developments by tomorrow, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: dropping this.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That is crazy.
Speaker 2: They asked you, yeah a day.
Speaker 3: That's some sthing you need to know for like your
Speaker 3: final or your ap you need to like understand which
Speaker 3: is way.
Speaker 2: Looking back, I think it was a filter. I think
Speaker 2: because I think the second people hear that, they're like,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this, Like what are you kidding? I
Speaker 2: don't want to be a chemist because I have no
Speaker 2: interest in this at all. I would never I would
Speaker 2: I think I suspect that that's the reason why to
Speaker 2: thin out the You know, it's like that classic you
Speaker 2: see it more in college, where like the first week
Speaker 2: is kind of like test week.
Speaker 1: Show me your cock, Yeah, show me your people do.
Speaker 2: It and only seven people are laughing. It's like, you
Speaker 2: guys are gonna make it.
Speaker 3: Show me your cock when we're show me your talk
Speaker 3: one more time, all the girls out of the class,
Speaker 3: you know, before you show me your clock?
Speaker 2: Can I can you have one more bonken?
Speaker 1: That's crazy?
Speaker 2: Indication being that he's already gotten one. You ask your.
Speaker 1: Genie stand in the back of the glass. Hey, Genie,
Speaker 1: one more booming to show me your cupid.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see. Uh okay, here we go, Corinth wrote,
Speaker 2: I read, I read she's or he. I don't know.
Speaker 2: They are getting a lot of play here lately. What's
Speaker 2: up the elusive man? Frank Fontaine and Kefka Palazzo.
Speaker 1: He called me. That's so fucking me.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Ke sucks, dude, fuck you is great. He's a great character.
Speaker 1: Yeah he sucks. Sure, Kath is the kind of guy
Speaker 1: that would rape a bull whoa Yeah crazy that I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, oh sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, oh god, what happened when we got.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's almost snapped it. You know, I
Speaker 3: realized I gotta suppressed.
Speaker 2: You gotta suppress.
Speaker 1: So Jesus.
Speaker 2: But my dad stands on me because I recently said
Speaker 2: I recently had to change my online pseudonym. I formally
Speaker 2: went by doom doom Bringer due to some insane shit.
Speaker 1: So I asked you this.
Speaker 2: Have you ever thought about changing your online pseudonyms or
Speaker 2: have you always felt that you were locked in in
Speaker 2: what you initially chose.
Speaker 1: No, I never wanted to change it. I mean I
Speaker 1: thought about it only because like it's just I bored
Speaker 1: of uh shit. I first used it when I was
Speaker 1: like sixteen or something, and so I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh whatever. I invented the Derek Blackman thing just as
Speaker 1: a new last name because I'm like yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I thought of just oh, let me just focus on
Speaker 1: that and some black guy, because some black is a
Speaker 1: little tainted. I feel it was a little tainted, uh
Speaker 1: because like, oh, you're the back in the day, I
Speaker 1: ran into a fucking guy that had a son that
Speaker 1: looked like it was like fifteen, sixteen years old, and
Speaker 1: you're like, uh, hey, I used to watch your shit
Speaker 1: like way back in the day. He was like, older dad,
Speaker 1: weird again, his hands are all fucking dirty and shint,
Speaker 1: what the.
Speaker 2: Digging up human skulls?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, slapping buildings apart. It's pretty crazy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just got done, uh slapping buildings with skulls. And I
Speaker 1: was like, damn all right, man, And uh it was weird,
Speaker 1: but I was just kind of what he like, what
Speaker 1: my name represents and interesting enough. Though he didn't really
Speaker 1: see me as a political commentator. He thought I was
Speaker 1: just more of like you just talked about the dumb
Speaker 1: ship that was happening back then, Like oh, I think
Speaker 1: all that like s g W shit or whatever where
Speaker 1: it was in politics. Was just like this is the
Speaker 1: oh talking about video games.
Speaker 2: It's literally just commentary. Yeah, this is what commentary used
Speaker 2: to be, right, And I was like, yeah, this sucks, dude.
Speaker 2: Like the new the new wave of those people, I
Speaker 2: didn't even know them.
Speaker 1: You I know some of them. There's like, uh, well
Speaker 1: streamers they stream now, but like what's his name, Turkey
Speaker 1: Tom Nicholas de Oreo, Willie Mack. There's like a new like, uh,
Speaker 1: they're like the they're like the mid to late twenties
Speaker 1: you know when like when we started doing it, so
Speaker 1: they're like the new but it's a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: that I couldn't care less about. Sure, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: it's also frustrating, which I mean, to be fair, there
Speaker 1: was a lot of stuff that we were doing. I
Speaker 1: just think that we were a little more entertaining with it,
Speaker 1: Like it was more of like, let's not everybody, let's
Speaker 1: be real, like not everybody. I'm thinking of what I
Speaker 1: guess I was thinking of, like like you, people who
Speaker 1: were trying to be funny and who actually had some
Speaker 1: natural like inclination to be charismatic and fun to watch.
Speaker 2: I think the thing that is different now is like
Speaker 2: people look at it as like a soapbox to talk
Speaker 2: about how they feel. I looked at it as like
Speaker 2: a show, you know, which is like an old way
Speaker 2: to look at it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: They I was because I wasn't influenced by people who
Speaker 2: were doing what I was doing. I was influenced by
Speaker 2: like John Stewart and people like that, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Right, Like in my mind it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're playing characters, we're doing a show. But to them,
Speaker 2: they saw us, you know what I mean, maybe not
Speaker 2: wily mac Milli Max is older on the on the
Speaker 2: older end, maybe so he really macly Mack's a really
Speaker 2: nice dude.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen I I've seen a handful of his
Speaker 1: videos and I didn't think there was anything wrong with
Speaker 1: what he was doing. Uh. He has a very old
Speaker 1: school style, even his transitions, like you'll have a three
Speaker 1: second clip like of a song, so it's a very
Speaker 1: old It reminds me of the old ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I say. Like it's not like,
Speaker 2: by the way, it's not like an endorsement or what.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I don't keep up with these people,
Speaker 2: you know. I'm just saying, yeah, you just have to
Speaker 2: be in certain occasions where it's just like he didn't
Speaker 2: need to do that. It's really swell.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what the tricky Tom same deal, which
Speaker 1: it was like he was doing research on certain stuff
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh I was involved or whatever. It like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I appreciate because most people they just I know, like,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about me. How are you? How
Speaker 1: are you saying all this stuff? Yeah? We even think
Speaker 1: to ask you what's crazy?
Speaker 2: To know what's crazy to some people will like will say,
Speaker 2: like he's declined to comment. It's just like they if
Speaker 2: they reached out to you, you didn't reach out to me,
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: That's fucking great?
Speaker 2: I mean, to be fair, I probably wouldn't also, but
Speaker 2: like you guessed correctly, but like, how dare you?
Speaker 1: That's crazy just to say that confidently there you lie
Speaker 1: the right way, because if.
Speaker 2: You, yeah, it's it's correctly lying. That's funny.
Speaker 1: But that's funny.
Speaker 2: You know. I've thought about just like going by my
Speaker 2: actual name at a certain point, because like I don't
Speaker 2: know's I.
Speaker 3: Never nanymous now, like people know I'm Kingston Jamison, people
Speaker 3: know you're Chris Maldonado, people know that you're black, so.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it is synonymous. It just kind of becomes
Speaker 2: like black. I don't know, I start to feel.
Speaker 3: I feel a little old now, that's it. Like that's like,
Speaker 3: that's like the character of Tom Sweeney is very much
Speaker 3: a period of time.
Speaker 2: That's kind of how I feel about it too. It's
Speaker 2: just like, uh, because well me, especially like us especially,
Speaker 2: I guess they're not like it's not a name I
Speaker 2: chose on purpose. It was just like I was changing
Speaker 2: the name of my channel every every week back then,
Speaker 2: because I just didn't care, and I was like I
Speaker 2: changed into different things. I tried to just have my
Speaker 2: first my first and middle name, and it felt incomplete.
Speaker 2: So I was just like, I don't know what kind
Speaker 2: of all right, I'm gone, okay, And then a video
Speaker 2: exploded and I was like, oh shit, this is me now.
Speaker 2: So I was never like attached to it, okay, But
Speaker 2: it does feel old, you know, and it also and
Speaker 2: it does quite frankly, it does get into this territory
Speaker 2: of like I'm thirty one and when I hear people
Speaker 2: my age talk about, oh, flub Waffles is coming to
Speaker 2: the party, and I'm like, no, we gotta no, who's
Speaker 2: that James? You know, Like it just kind of becomes like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, is it weird? Like I'm just over
Speaker 2: the whole not secret identity because it's not what it is,
Speaker 2: but like you know what I mean, like the pseudonym thing,
Speaker 2: like I don't care enough about it.
Speaker 3: Is it weird that we're like not the we're like
Speaker 3: on the internet space, We're like on the older side.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 1: I guess now do you think of many forty year
Speaker 1: old kind creators?
Speaker 2: Ethan? Yeah, I mean I guess, I.
Speaker 1: Mean we're yeah. Like that's why I always even saying like.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean Channel awesome, and those guys are still
Speaker 2: doing shit Angry Joe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how old they are necessarily, but they're they.
Speaker 1: Feel like they're probably around my age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're late their late thirties, late thirties, yeah, Doug
Speaker 2: especially like abgn uh yeah, I mean, and they're still
Speaker 2: doing stuff. So we're like, yeah, we're older for sure,
Speaker 2: especially now because like the barrier is so like kids
Speaker 2: didn't get famous before really.
Speaker 3: Like speeding kay or like not even twenty five yet.
Speaker 2: Well that's fine. That makes they're like twenty I mean
Speaker 2: I was twenty one or twenty two.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: But like it's now you have like a I can't
Speaker 2: remember the name, but were there were kids who were
Speaker 2: being propped up as like the next star or whatever.
Speaker 2: Or there was a kid in a helmet. He had
Speaker 2: like a helmet. Do you ever this guy he didn't
Speaker 2: do really much of a thing, but I remember him
Speaker 2: being like it almost kind of felt like an industry
Speaker 2: plant thing. But it was like this kid who was
Speaker 2: like he must have been like maybe like fourteen or something,
Speaker 2: and he had like a helmet and he just he
Speaker 2: hit his face and he just did a bunch of
Speaker 2: these like stream things. Remember, somebody in the audience knows
Speaker 2: I don't remember this.
Speaker 1: Specific like the singer the Jacob Tour.
Speaker 2: Notorious something, I don't know it.
Speaker 1: It's something like that.
Speaker 2: Remember there's.
Speaker 1: Blowing up like crazy. And then there's that new kid
Speaker 1: that everybody hates. I can't remember his name right now, dude.
Speaker 2: Actually a great example fucking the Costco kids. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Big Big Justice and fucking uh.
Speaker 1: Freedom actually, and then and then the Low Freedom and
Speaker 1: then freaking what.
Speaker 2: You call it, Big Justice, the Little Freedom and the Rizzler.
Speaker 2: I saw a report that that guy died recently. But
Speaker 2: the big, the big guy da boom.
Speaker 1: Hold of his old chest fucking does the fucking what
Speaker 1: you call what they call they called again death. What's
Speaker 1: it called like bam for stuff like that? When they
Speaker 1: show it is, yeah, you see them through his fucking chest. Dude,
Speaker 1: Can somebody draw that as a comic book? The Big
Speaker 1: Justice doing boom and it says boom and he punches
Speaker 1: his heart out of the back of his chest.
Speaker 2: Yet draw him as Captain Gin you like doing doing
Speaker 2: the self the self harm thing, that's right, and he
Speaker 2: switches bodies with the wrizzler. It's like, I'm finally young again.
Speaker 3: I'm finally young starts rolling on the ground like a
Speaker 3: fucking three sixty.
Speaker 2: He was, I'm finally young again.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't know how to do it, like he like,
Speaker 3: he can't do it work. He does it in the
Speaker 3: face of his dying body with the wristler is like,
Speaker 3: and he's like and.
Speaker 2: Just staring at yourself, raising at you.
Speaker 1: It's crazy scary. It's like brick and Morty burying themselves
Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh shit, Rislian. Let's see what the
Speaker 1: fuck riz rot?
Speaker 2: All right, let's see Swen forcefully cackling at an unfunny
Speaker 2: joke he made. It says to hide if but then
Speaker 2: it cuts off. I don't know what I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is signed, but he wrote it. He says,
Speaker 2: who has the worst brainwat brain rot? Millennials or gen
Speaker 2: z uh.
Speaker 1: Technically technically gen Z, but like millennials are pretty fuck too.
Speaker 1: I thought brain rot was like the like I feel
Speaker 1: like gen X is kind of oblivious to a lot
Speaker 1: of shit that's going on.
Speaker 2: I feel like, one hundred percent, Yeah, they're they're out,
Speaker 2: they're out to pasture. They don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: is going on.
Speaker 3: I think they are, but they aren't. Like they're they're
Speaker 3: a unique blendo now.
Speaker 2: But you have to understand we're you and I actually
Speaker 2: you more so slightly.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like a total of sixteen weeks younger
Speaker 3: than you. Probably, yeah, you know that's not much.
Speaker 2: So slightly more so, I'm not saying I get what
Speaker 2: I've been talking more about, like literally our placement in generations,
Speaker 2: because like we're millennials, but we're like the tail end
Speaker 2: where that trail off. Yeah, we're that little crossfade between
Speaker 2: gen Z like miillennials. I think they call it.
Speaker 1: Lily. Lily is straight up gen Z.
Speaker 3: Ninety six. She's a zen Z technical, she's the protos
Speaker 3: of them, but she's a gen Z.
Speaker 1: She nineteen. That's crazy, twenty eight. She's twenty eight years old?
Speaker 1: The fuck that's say? I remember almost ten years? That's crazy.
Speaker 2: This is crazy.
Speaker 1: What what's going on with?
Speaker 2: Youve beenating a nineteen year old for ten years?
Speaker 1: I never said that she's almost twenty nine. I don't
Speaker 1: believe that. You don't have to believe it. It's real.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you at all.
Speaker 2: I believe she's almost twenty common nine. What is the
Speaker 2: nine name?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her. I was going to call her
Speaker 1: so I don't have to deal with that. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna have you guys slander.
Speaker 2: No, dude, give her a call. Actually called.
Speaker 1: You know she's nineteen. Shut up and it's okay. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's okay. You can turn a different world. No, no, no, okay, kicks.
Speaker 2: The Trump's in office.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it is fine. Actually literally, it's not gonna answer.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but it failed instantly. There's no service here.
Speaker 2: Who has? Who has worse? I'm he's calling his nineteen
Speaker 2: year old girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no for ten years, he stopped. Hope she
Speaker 1: answers answer please, I need you right now, honey, I
Speaker 1: need you.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it's might? I might be your bedtime?
Speaker 1: Little? Please? I am a little bit, little little answer little,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her. Mom had some warm milk. You
Speaker 1: know she's all tucked in. Little Lilian. Answer the phone, Lillian.
Speaker 1: He know it's me. He's not allowed to be on
Speaker 1: it after this, shut up, shut up, shut up the
Speaker 1: last year, last year.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we're kings. It's not dating nineteen
Speaker 2: year old lovies.
Speaker 1: I just need help. I need a sister. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: me Kingstones me King Hello, Kingston is me. I'm nineteen.
Speaker 1: This is me. I'm I just turned nineteen. Just it's
Speaker 1: getting worse. I just turned nineteen weeks Oh I'm really legal. Hello,
Speaker 1: thank you? Lord on hell, Okay, we're on a podcast
Speaker 1: right now. Is gonna be a complete jackasses? How old
Speaker 1: are you? Okay? Thank goodness?
Speaker 2: Is wait twenty? Hold on, Lily, twenty comma eight, I
Speaker 2: don't know eight. Like we were under the we were
Speaker 2: we were under the impression because Kingston told us all
Speaker 2: the time that you were nineteen years old.
Speaker 1: I never said that once. I said we started dating
Speaker 1: she was nineteen. Oh, you said I I'm he said
Speaker 1: not even Actually you were twenty, right you started dating her.
Speaker 1: I thought you're forty. Wait, so she's nineteen and you're forty,
Speaker 1: lilyan don't do that, hey, honey, honey, honey, all don't
Speaker 1: decide really stop right now, like I need you to
Speaker 1: just play the straight and narrow, Lily ask again.
Speaker 2: I'm asking.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you one one one time. How old
Speaker 1: are you? Lily?
Speaker 2: She said twenty?
Speaker 1: First she wants to go, Lie get off the place,
Speaker 1: by bye, Honey, I love you. I'll talk to you later. Stupid,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Who has who has worse? But you said, but you
Speaker 2: said millennials have stop you said millennials have worst brain
Speaker 2: rid You said, oh yeah, like unequivocally, like it has
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: We're the We're the terminally online uh, the first terminally
Speaker 1: online generation.
Speaker 3: I think we're pseudo online. I think right after us
Speaker 3: is like them online people. I think we're close to it.
Speaker 3: Where the TV where the TV raised one? I think so,
Speaker 3: so I kind of agree we're TV raised.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. It's but there's also like
Speaker 1: there was the internet from even when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I didn't participate in all that stuff, but there was
Speaker 1: all the forums and all that ship that exists already.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that either. Yeah, most people look to me,
Speaker 1: That's what Ethan Klein reminds me that. For example, like
Speaker 1: he's around my ages, is a couple of years older,
Speaker 1: like here, four years older, but he spent so much.
Speaker 3: Time online for example, Like, and that's why he's older,
Speaker 3: that's why he did it.
Speaker 1: Though at the same time a little bit he's just
Speaker 1: by a little bit. But like I think this is
Speaker 1: why unfortunately, and I'm not gonna get into it, but
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that, like why he can't stop doing
Speaker 1: what he's doing, because he can't stop existing online, Like
Speaker 1: he's a part of that culture that just loves to
Speaker 1: go on Reddit and see what's happening. Because even for me, right.
Speaker 3: I have like I have the the validation over over,
Speaker 3: like with over absorption sometimes and like even though like
Speaker 3: I'm like a fucking progressive guy, I can't look at
Speaker 3: progressive politics all day, you know, because I'm just like
Speaker 3: I'm tired.
Speaker 2: Of hearing no, no, no.
Speaker 3: But I think it's the idea of that, like for
Speaker 3: my my particular group of people, we can look at
Speaker 3: things we enjoy for a while that agree with that's
Speaker 3: an envointment, Like I already done almost the older people
Speaker 3: the things that value them. Notice, I feel they'll stay
Speaker 3: in it, they'll stay in.
Speaker 1: The validation sphere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I feel like we're a little different from that,
Speaker 3: Like I at least for me, I'm a little different
Speaker 3: from that, I'll leave. I'll leave what like validates me
Speaker 3: event because I'm like, I just don't want to hear
Speaker 3: this anymore. I've been validated too much.
Speaker 2: You know what, what are we considering brain Rode?
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, look at here. Here's the thing that
Speaker 1: I actually didn't consider because I was just considering brain
Speaker 1: rod was by being kind of like, uh, you're you're
Speaker 1: so you've been so affected by I can't think of
Speaker 1: a better word, but let's just say like the propaganda
Speaker 1: of like whatever I've kind of I started thinking about
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan for example, Uh, Joe Rogan reminds me of
Speaker 1: the gen exis. He's just doing it online, but he
Speaker 1: reminds me of the people that just watch fucking Fox
Speaker 1: News and nothing but Fox News. Yeah one, yeah, and
Speaker 1: that there is to that point. So the counter argument,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: Old also, he'sty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's getting close to sixty, right, but he gets
Speaker 1: all of his news from like the online Fox News essentially,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's the same type of brains,
Speaker 1: but it's just not television anymore. So now I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit of two minds because I'm like, damn, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you consider the people that just watched that's news on
Speaker 1: television and nothing else. Don't they have brain rod too?
Speaker 1: I think I think we're a little bit. I think
Speaker 1: I think our generations and I think I haven't heard
Speaker 1: your take yet.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I think I think because I
Speaker 2: can read the question a couple of different ways, like
Speaker 2: who has the worst brain rot in the sense of
Speaker 2: like as far as like the brain rot that we associate.
Speaker 2: So my brain first went to, like, okay, I think
Speaker 2: of my millennial brain rod as like fucking Neon cat,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, or like fucking Charlie the Unicorn,
Speaker 2: or like that kind of thing, whereas like I think
Speaker 2: modern or I guess gen Z brain rod is more like.
Speaker 1: Toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what actually is a good millennial brain
Speaker 2: rot or like a good example of it, like those
Speaker 2: MLG fucking weed crash out edits for like a long
Speaker 2: ass time ago. Like that's what I was thinking. I
Speaker 2: was thinking of a frame of like content, so like
Speaker 2: who has the worst brain rot as far as like
Speaker 2: that versus like the the gen Z stuff, which is
Speaker 2: like I wouldn't even really know what to fucking call it.
Speaker 2: I guess it's it is kind of more political, Like
Speaker 2: is that how you say.
Speaker 1: When when you would accuse someone of having brain rod?
Speaker 1: Is that what comes to your mind?
Speaker 2: No, I think I was just like kind of like
Speaker 2: trying to figure out what exactly the question was asking,
Speaker 2: because I think you could ask that question too. Yeah, interpretation,
Speaker 2: but I think, yeah, worst brain rot. As far as
Speaker 2: like which generation is more negatively impacted by I guess
Speaker 2: the Internet.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, actually, because because then it's a spectrum.
Speaker 2: Because I would argue that gen X, I would argue
Speaker 2: that gen X doesn't They don't have the tools necessary
Speaker 2: to really understand what the Internet is or how to
Speaker 2: go through it, so they're really susceptible to shit, right,
Speaker 2: Whereas I think we're a little bit more clued into
Speaker 2: that because we've lived in both kind of spaces. But
Speaker 2: I also think that there's an argumentwe be made that
Speaker 2: like gen Z also only knows one thing because of
Speaker 2: that as well.
Speaker 1: I think I think because we're simply because.
Speaker 2: We're transitionary, we're in a transitionary we're a transitionary generation,
Speaker 2: like we knew people who were Jalen is not online
Speaker 2: at all. He's only recently in fact, he's used the
Speaker 2: internet more recently than I've ever seen him.
Speaker 1: You see him in the last like year, you just
Speaker 1: got a discord. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had to get him on discord. Like so
Speaker 2: he's but he was in school next to me, you know,
Speaker 2: and I was on red and I was I was
Speaker 2: aware of all these times.
Speaker 3: I had a YouTube channel, even before I lived, even
Speaker 3: before I really lived. At you, I wasn't like that either.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're subtractive. I don't want to really be.
Speaker 1: Involved with it. Yeah, and so like I regret being
Speaker 1: involved it to a certain degree now, but it is
Speaker 1: I mean, your your life would have been fucked.
Speaker 3: As absolutely, But it's like the idea of this like
Speaker 3: it's it's it's a it. We exist in the middle
Speaker 3: place where it's like I do.
Speaker 2: Think it's I do think it's awfully convenient for us
Speaker 2: to say this that that is not lost on me.
Speaker 2: We're lucky because we can see like I don't think
Speaker 2: necessarily that's one hundred percent. There's definitely some of us
Speaker 2: who fucking lost it. But I do think like generally,
Speaker 2: I think we're more adept at like living in both
Speaker 2: of those spaces than either of those generations.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: The only thing that would maybe make me argue that
Speaker 1: is the level of brain rot can get so much
Speaker 1: deeper when it comes to like millennials or gen Z
Speaker 1: or whatever. Because so Joe Rogan, for example, a gen
Speaker 1: xer who can see like a Facebook meme that's clearly
Speaker 1: fake and think it's true.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like Trump's saving a kitten on fire
Speaker 2: from a fire truck. Yeah, and it's like clearly, I whoa,
Speaker 2: look at what he's look at what he's doing.
Speaker 1: What he did, He's a great man. How could you
Speaker 1: deny this?
Speaker 2: His eighteen fingers?
Speaker 1: But then Joe Rogan probably has never been on four
Speaker 1: Chan or uh, what's that Kiwi farms? Ooh, absolutely like
Speaker 1: that stuff where those people are fucked like that is
Speaker 1: the height of brain rot. Those people that go on
Speaker 1: those things that create user names. Yeah, hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: it's not even like, oh I clicked the link that
Speaker 1: led me to this thing, because I've been on Kiwi
Speaker 1: farms before. Yeah yeah, right, But like you see people
Speaker 1: and they have user names in avatars, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's active activity.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the ceiling is higher for millennials potential
Speaker 2: potentially potential, purely because maybe maybe it does come from
Speaker 2: that transitionary period where like you were in one place
Speaker 2: and now you're in another space and it's like difficult
Speaker 2: to maybe navigate because it's disorienting. So I do think
Speaker 2: the ceiling might be higher for millennials, but I think
Speaker 2: fewer of us are in there probably, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like you look at Kiwi Farms and you
Speaker 2: have to imagine that that's like the same fucking the
Speaker 2: same two hundred people over and over again, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like that's not like a florid So
Speaker 2: like I saw what.
Speaker 1: I just I hate that website so much. But the uh,
Speaker 1: with all that destiny leaks were happening, They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at Destiny's leaks, and I was like, what happened?
Speaker 1: I clicked on the things. I didn't know the context
Speaker 1: at first, not immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I.
Speaker 1: Can't believe I've seen Destiny's dick. I'm so mad. It's average,
Speaker 1: it's not big or small, it was just a regular penis.
Speaker 1: But I was just I'm mad that, like I saw
Speaker 1: this and I'm like, I can't believe I know what.
Speaker 1: It made me mad that I know because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to. Why would I want? But I want to.
Speaker 1: I never wanted to know his dick.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, I'm like, why don't go to the
Speaker 2: spot with it? Like he was in a more distressing time.
Speaker 1: Especially knowing what I know now with all the weird
Speaker 1: ship that he involved in, all the all these allocations,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, man, I gotta get out of
Speaker 1: here before I get roped into whatever he's about to do.
Speaker 2: Don't They were, They were really assessed for a while
Speaker 2: because they thought that like I was like having an
Speaker 2: affair with like Anissa behind the ins back or something.
Speaker 2: I remember that was like a big there was. It
Speaker 2: was hilarious to me because I'm like, that is wild there.
Speaker 1: I know, I saw a creepy Do you imagine the.
Speaker 2: Lack of self preservation that I would have had, especially
Speaker 2: at that time, dumb You wouldn't do something like that
Speaker 2: for any reason behind the.
Speaker 1: Crack publicly behind his back? I don't even how would you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, it falls apart immediately.
Speaker 1: Like like like right now they go hit him up
Speaker 1: and like, hey man, I I know you were completely.
Speaker 2: How would you like? It's so it's insane.
Speaker 1: This set up, like him being fully aware that you
Speaker 1: guys are hanging out and it's whatever, who gives a ship?
Speaker 1: But also it's what it's like, say Ockham's Razors, like
Speaker 1: come on, guys, think you got it. You gotta think that,
Speaker 1: Like Ian just completely knows the hanging out with their
Speaker 1: friends and he's like, yeah, okay, whatever. Is that not
Speaker 1: the easier explanation? Then this is some grand on the side.
Speaker 2: That's the thing too. It's like it's so conspiracy brained
Speaker 2: on those things. And that's part of what I think.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I think the ceiling is way higher.
Speaker 2: You're I think you're right.
Speaker 1: The truth is boring, So you gotta go harder and
Speaker 1: go on those Kiwi farms and find interesting theories. Look,
Speaker 1: I've been there. I've been on there for Ethan Ralph.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I just wait for you to tell me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't look at either Ralph line because I feel
Speaker 3: like I might hate me. I feel like it might
Speaker 3: be like seeing the deadlights and fucking it.
Speaker 1: I saw Ralph get blown the fuck out on a
Speaker 1: live stream recently by a hyper autistic wrestling fan, and
Speaker 1: I could I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you mean, Oh yeah, that's right,
Speaker 2: because he's doing a wrestling show now, so he's he's.
Speaker 1: Doing a wrestling show with the DSP. But this new
Speaker 1: guy showed up. I don't know who the fun there's
Speaker 1: a new guy. I don't know who he is.
Speaker 2: Me in lock picking game had me feeling like DSP first,
Speaker 2: because I was like I was just in there, like
Speaker 2: I don't know the game's bug or something like.
Speaker 1: The instant blame game not my skills.
Speaker 2: I love That's what I feel like. I know that
Speaker 2: he sucks, but it's one of my favorite things about
Speaker 2: him is that he never he will always blame the
Speaker 2: game no matter what games problem, it's the game's fight.
Speaker 1: I saw him rushing in and playing Metal Gear Solid
Speaker 1: getting shot at It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I can't even take any damage. It's crazy. The game's
Speaker 2: broken and I'm like, it's like it's a stealth game.
Speaker 1: You're running at them, what do you do?
Speaker 2: I love I love that.
Speaker 3: A few of my friends watching, why'd you bring a
Speaker 3: fucking full tack of cards to the to the chess game?
Speaker 2: Fucking idiot, We're not playing that.
Speaker 3: I love watching him play games like well, when I
Speaker 3: go to Mixed House and make this watching dark Side
Speaker 3: Phil and I'm making it laughing because love him.
Speaker 1: Watch.
Speaker 2: He keeps me he's he is to he is the
Speaker 2: DSP with you are to Ethan round like he's like
Speaker 2: my liais on until like so I don't have to
Speaker 2: look into it myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he tells me.
Speaker 2: I remember when because I was driving to Nikki and
Speaker 2: Jordan's wedding with him and he was like, you know
Speaker 2: what we're missing right now?
Speaker 1: You know what we're missing?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I shouldn't put that out. I said
Speaker 2: that because I was like, he told me, it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's DSP's birthday stream today. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh man, we're missing DSP's birthday stream for this, for this,
Speaker 2: for this, for this wedding.
Speaker 1: That must have been good. Yeah. I already cried. Wait
Speaker 1: maybe that was the same day, because I already cried
Speaker 1: recently about I don't know, actually I don't know the
Speaker 1: enough about Yeah. Damn. I hear whispers because those guys
Speaker 1: that I, uh, the fuck the Keto casino they call themselves. Sure,
Speaker 1: they where I get my even the ralph stuff from,
Speaker 1: and so they they for a while were lampooting the
Speaker 1: fuck out of BSP to the point where they were
Speaker 1: like quote unquote partnering with him and saying like oh,
Speaker 1: he's the greatest ever, gassing him up like and I
Speaker 1: was just like I can't fucking believe this is happening.
Speaker 1: And of course they had to fall it after a
Speaker 1: while and it was like we can't. I can't take
Speaker 1: it anymore. I can't. He's too stupid to like even
Speaker 1: lampoon at a certain point, and I was like, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: You get to a point where you have like a
Speaker 1: I guess gold and then you're like this gold is
Speaker 1: is actually no, this is just coal. Like I can't
Speaker 1: do anything with this. I can't do anything with this.
Speaker 3: I was watching this thing is random movie where it's
Speaker 3: like some some kids found this guy that was trapped
Speaker 3: in a briefcase.
Speaker 1: The movie is just some stupid ship. It's some stupid
Speaker 1: ship that I would watch.
Speaker 3: It and every time he got hurt, gold came out
Speaker 3: of the briefcase, Like gold came out of a briefcase.
Speaker 2: What is this movie?
Speaker 3: Just some fucking stupid movie that like the AI was
Speaker 3: like telling me about, you know, like on YouTube when
Speaker 3: it's like man man finds dog who can grant wishes
Speaker 3: and tell an AI voice they tell you. So it's
Speaker 3: pretty much these kids that found this like this fucking.
Speaker 1: Watch Joe, I don't understand what you're talking.
Speaker 2: I generated and watch Mojo like accounts now is just like,
Speaker 2: of course, it's so annoying. Listen. If you want to
Speaker 2: make content but you don't know how to make content
Speaker 2: and you don't know you don't know how to edit,
Speaker 2: and your voice is terrible and your face is ugly,
Speaker 2: maybe just pick a different thing to do.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of other things to do. Like I hate that.
Speaker 2: I I hate the idea of people making videos and
Speaker 2: then using like AI voices because they're just like I
Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to talk. Yeah, how
Speaker 2: about you fucking go away then and let somebody who
Speaker 2: can talk fucking do it.
Speaker 1: I saw a guy.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you did the same thing with like being
Speaker 2: a doctor or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't really like touching people or like seeing gore
Speaker 2: or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do it. But I want to.
Speaker 2: I really want to do surgery.
Speaker 1: I really want to people. It's great.
Speaker 3: It was like every time the guy got hurt gold
Speaker 3: the ballooons will come out.
Speaker 1: So the three friends are like, whoa, it's kinds gold
Speaker 1: the ballooms. So they start abusing them living fuck out
Speaker 1: of this fucking guy in the suitcase, and one kid
Speaker 1: is like, guys, he's dying. Let's like stop, and they
Speaker 1: were like, no, let's do more. So they started dropping
Speaker 1: him down the steps. They started getting like baseball bats
Speaker 1: and beating him, and eventually this is a joke.
Speaker 2: This is like a norm joke.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, voice like that. My apologies. So eventually,
Speaker 3: eventually they almost like he's a curse. After a certain point,
Speaker 3: there's no return. So he like becomes a gin and
Speaker 3: like traps them in suitcases and then he drops them
Speaker 3: off and random places so it could happen to them.
Speaker 3: And one kid's like, I'll stop, but would you would
Speaker 3: you hurt that guy to get gold?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: At the moment, I'll be like, oh, there's a person
Speaker 3: there and it's sentient. And then now there's magic. Now
Speaker 3: I've realized there's real, there's magic. To me, I'm not
Speaker 3: getting involved.
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, well to me, stop Well to me,
Speaker 2: I look at it as a thing where it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I get gold what do I do with gold.
Speaker 1: On it?
Speaker 2: But that's a job now, you see, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like if it's money, If it's money, that's
Speaker 2: a different story. I still think I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: But like if you're if it's just golda ballon's it's
Speaker 2: like okay. If i'm if I see a free gold
Speaker 2: to balloon, what that is is a task that I
Speaker 2: must then go and find somebody to sell this to.
Speaker 1: I must like just bring it to a bank. Literally
Speaker 1: a piece of gold gold hit in all the time
Speaker 1: high right now, Yes, bring it to a bank.
Speaker 2: I have never even once thought about, like do people
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I've sold gold before.
Speaker 2: You've sold gold in what context? You have like a
Speaker 2: gold bar?
Speaker 1: No, there was. I would not be here if I
Speaker 1: had a gold bar.
Speaker 2: How much is a gold I don't even like a
Speaker 2: lot of money is it? It doesn't feel like it
Speaker 2: is absolutely.
Speaker 3: I think I think you just don't conceptualize it because
Speaker 3: you've never had the chance.
Speaker 2: You know, you know, I've never seen a gold bar
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 3: You don't have them, you don't have the you don't
Speaker 3: know the people around you to like always have gold
Speaker 3: bars lying around. None of your friends that he have
Speaker 3: my friend's dad when it.
Speaker 2: Sold, but its way. How much is a gold coin worth?
Speaker 1: Probably like ten thousands of dollars?
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's true.
Speaker 1: Right now a standard gold bar, uh could be like
Speaker 1: about one point one million? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What yeah, makes no sense?
Speaker 1: Like an hour dude, the market like so an ounce
Speaker 1: right like the market right now, it's hit all the time.
Speaker 1: Thirty six three six thousand, sorry not thousand, three six hundred,
Speaker 1: So like an ounce you can get like AsSalt, like
Speaker 1: sell like an ounce of gold for there's some hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: That's so, that's why people are like gold with so
Speaker 1: much fucking money because of the I don't know why
Speaker 1: gold costs so much. Well, it's all perception, right, it's
Speaker 1: whatever we value is precious, and I.
Speaker 2: Guess it's not gold. Gold is valuable as long as
Speaker 2: society exists, I guess. But when when society that's kind
Speaker 2: of thing is like invest in gold in case this
Speaker 2: sidle collapse. It's like, no one's gonna give a shit
Speaker 2: about gold.
Speaker 3: Banking collapse, Sidle collapse, nothing's worth other than guns.
Speaker 2: I mean, if the bank collapses, gold is worth nothing either,
Speaker 2: because going to care.
Speaker 1: People used to this why they made coins, right, It
Speaker 1: was that we needed something to extreme goods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but that was back when. I'll put it
Speaker 2: this way, like, I don't think our relationship to gold
Speaker 2: as a modern society is so pervasive that the collapse
Speaker 2: of entire banking systems would keep that sustained, not for long.
Speaker 2: If the entire banking system collapses, that's what you figure.
Speaker 2: Eighty percent of people lose everything, and it's absolute anarchy
Speaker 2: and chaos. No one's gonna give a shit about like
Speaker 2: that is ultimately like the apocalypse, Like you're not gonna
Speaker 2: You're not gonna, Oh, I have gold, so I'm fine. No,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a stick and I'm gonna beat you
Speaker 2: to death and take your food. You know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I could give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Well, when things settle, because you think about like like
Speaker 1: it's bottle caps and fallout, Sure, eventually something is going
Speaker 1: to be that thing. Right, savvy people will try to
Speaker 1: make it gold because they've already hoarded it, right, right,
Speaker 1: Like rich people have already hoarded gold, so they'll be like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, now I need to convince all these people
Speaker 1: to make old be the next commodity, the commodity, and
Speaker 1: they'll do it because we fall for everything, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Instead of us being like, let's just
Speaker 1: rob them and take all their stuff, they'll be like,
Speaker 1: like they'll listen to Joe Rogan. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We can't. We can't do that. Guys, like, we can't
Speaker 1: even know because I'm sure he's buying gold right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's buying gold somebody. They're all buying gold
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Because but they buy gold in the first place, is
Speaker 2: like you're you're buying gold because you can sell it
Speaker 2: for the thing that you gave away to get.
Speaker 1: It, right, But because what they're doing it because they're
Speaker 1: understanding that right now that the dollar may not be
Speaker 1: the world reserve currency anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's right.
Speaker 1: The world is moving away from it because Donald Trump's.
Speaker 2: I know, he's so cool, I know, but I guess
Speaker 2: I just have hard to believe it, hard to believe
Speaker 2: in it because.
Speaker 1: We haven't lived through a fucked period of life, that's all.
Speaker 2: There are many people that have, Like I just feel
Speaker 2: like the more fuck that gets, the less gold matters.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think at a certain point and you're right, like,
Speaker 3: I think eventually it might be.
Speaker 2: Like one of these graphs kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not just a stay down graphic. It's like
Speaker 3: yeah because I because I truly at the at the
Speaker 3: collapse of society, all that matters. It's your power. Like
Speaker 3: actually it's all that matters.
Speaker 1: Gold is power though, That's the thing. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's that they'll convince most people.
Speaker 3: Shining and its so people are gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's worth like if we were a smart society, we
Speaker 3: wouldn't be where we are right now, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's just like they're gonna convince like the idea
Speaker 1: that is gonna be I don't have any gold, but
Speaker 1: they have all the gold. Damn I'm broke still. And
Speaker 1: he'd be like, well, no, it collapsed, our system collapsed.
Speaker 1: Just take ship now they're not gonna do it.
Speaker 9: The suck is funny. It's like, you know, the steels sucks.
Speaker 9: I love that a classic things sucks would off like
Speaker 9: he would.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? He was true as out sting
Speaker 2: with it. What does that mean to play us out?
Speaker 1: I'm like, was is this self explained? Real?
Speaker 2: Like a sod?
Speaker 1: He was?
Speaker 10: He was?
Speaker 1: He was rage bonus do it live? I just like
Speaker 1: how madd is and then immediately like he like gets
Speaker 1: right back in the character he was.
Speaker 3: He was made trip. It was too late, like everything
Speaker 3: was making him angrier at that moment. No way you
Speaker 3: could have calmed down.
Speaker 2: Everything is like the Telepropherty, there's no words. There's no
Speaker 2: words there, like.
Speaker 1: Okay, the lord to Why he got to that point?
Speaker 1: I don't know must that's not that didn't start there.
Speaker 1: You know that didn't start at that.
Speaker 2: John Stewart ever got to do it because I know
Speaker 2: that they were like frenemies, like they were the original
Speaker 2: like frenemies kind of show for like fucking Politics was
Speaker 2: like Bill O. Riley and John Stewart. They'd always do
Speaker 2: shows together and they would make fun of each other,
Speaker 2: like really hostile, Like it's kind of weird. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: interesting though, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I love I love Tyler Bradge maiting the funk out
Speaker 3: of him. That was a really funny interview Tyler creator.
Speaker 3: What you didn't see that him and Bill Ryan te
Speaker 3: creator and Tyler was like, dude, I don't feel this, why.
Speaker 2: Would he what? I didn't even realize Tyler creator and
Speaker 2: Bill Riley even shared a space overlapping relevance at all.
Speaker 3: Had They had one interview with him when he was
Speaker 3: first came out, and he was just like, why do
Speaker 3: you do what you do? Like, why do you make
Speaker 3: people upset? It's like it's funny making people upset, It's
Speaker 3: like why, but it makes older people angry, like you,
Speaker 3: I love making music like this that makes you upset, literally,
Speaker 3: and Bill Riley is clearly getting aggravated. And Tyler's like
Speaker 3: being the young him when he was just like fucking
Speaker 3: huge asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, I'm I'm loving this. You're all
Speaker 1: you're doing is making me happier. Yeah, but the trade
Speaker 1: off is Bill Riley's audience are like see I hate
Speaker 1: you know, absolutely absolutely see, they're all the same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm gonna go stay in my
Speaker 1: home and vote for the worst person ever.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go buy a bunch of guns that I
Speaker 3: don't need because you know, it makes me feel better
Speaker 3: having guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel strong even though I'm weak. My gun
Speaker 1: is strong. I'm gonna go train to four year how
Speaker 1: to shoot a rifle. But it's kind of useful.
Speaker 3: But like also like four year old say, seeing those
Speaker 3: little kids use both actions properly. I know there's a
Speaker 3: video of the kid with the duel. The little kid
Speaker 3: bam bam bam bam bad ridiculous. It's like, yeah, your
Speaker 3: mom's gonna deal with it. It's funny.
Speaker 2: Let's read our twenty five dollar patrons the names at
Speaker 2: the end of the show.
Speaker 1: Three two, let's go, it falls down. That's the end
Speaker 1: of the show. There's a little give of a little gives,
Speaker 1: a little gives. I love the little gime. I was powerful.
Speaker 2: There is holy shit, boa there's funny.
Speaker 1: I love that little give is always the funniest.
Speaker 2: Is funny, And I don't know how to explain to
Speaker 2: people who don't like. I don't under I don't know
Speaker 2: how to explain why that's funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny because it takes a moment for you to
Speaker 3: be like, wait a minute, oh, never mind.
Speaker 2: Like the brief moment of false hope that it gives it.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny because that man versus Cary exactly
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: It feels like God's ultimate joke. That's why, and then
Speaker 3: that's why it's so funny. And it's like, I don't
Speaker 3: know he's.
Speaker 1: Doing it, I don't know, they're like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's is real.
Speaker 2: Have you ever wondered, like there are things that maybe
Speaker 2: like everybody finds funny or like the most people find
Speaker 2: like the jokes from SpongeBob or whatever. Right, you wondered
Speaker 2: if like what you find funny about that joke is
Speaker 2: what most people find funny about it, or like if
Speaker 2: it's like the.
Speaker 3: Majority you would assume, you would assume because I think,
Speaker 3: like when I talked to him, it's like, let me
Speaker 3: give you an example, Like, you know, the fis for
Speaker 3: friends who do stuff together songs?
Speaker 2: Right when Plankton does his verse, what do you identify
Speaker 2: as the funniest part of that?
Speaker 3: The funnies part is the uranium bombs part, obviously, but
Speaker 3: it's but what about it because like efficts for uranium bombs,
Speaker 3: it's the pause, him pausing and then iterating that he's
Speaker 3: gonna be using the bomb.
Speaker 1: The pause, it's funny.
Speaker 2: The pause to me makes that joke fifty times funnier
Speaker 2: than it would be without the pause. Yeah, but I've
Speaker 2: had I've heard, I've talked to I ask people by
Speaker 2: that joke, and they actually think, like what's funny about
Speaker 2: it is that he gets interrupted at the end, and
Speaker 2: then he gets interrupted.
Speaker 1: That's not the funny part.
Speaker 2: No, I would agree, but it's but you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, you can have a conversation about that
Speaker 2: joke and everybody would laugh and they would think it's funny.
Speaker 2: But people would have completely.
Speaker 3: Differentiation argue that the whole entire sequence is actually the
Speaker 3: funny part. I actually agree. I think that whole sequence is.
Speaker 1: Just I mean, there's obviously the setup for the funniest part,
Speaker 1: right there is.
Speaker 2: I think us for ranium bombs, it's like the same thing,
Speaker 2: the same thing with the bomb factory guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: these aren't pies. These were These were made in the factory,
Speaker 2: a bomb factory. They're bombs. Like the pause kills me.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: I think certain things are just kind of funny evolutionarily actually,
Speaker 3: and you need not thinking for shitting yourself is kind
Speaker 3: of just funny. I think someone shitting themselves is funny
Speaker 3: because my nephew, who's five things, That ship's out of
Speaker 3: this world, and I'm like, I remember when I thought that.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the movie Spy Hard?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, you know I know I know the movie,
Speaker 1: but I don't think.
Speaker 2: So Leslie Nielsen movie. It's like a naked gun airplane vein. Yes,
Speaker 2: I might have seen it once, yeah, a little bit
Speaker 2: like wrongfully accused. It was in Leslie Nielson's spy movie basically,
Speaker 2: so it was just it was just that the Lesslieilson
Speaker 2: idea of just like, oh, it's gonna be like a
Speaker 2: weird comedy, right, but it's he's a spy and it's
Speaker 2: like a James Bond kind of thing, and weird Al
Speaker 2: does like the the weird Al does like the Bond
Speaker 2: song in the beginning and he says he hits a
Speaker 2: high note and his head explodes. But like, that movie
Speaker 2: has a lot of there as. I strongly urge everybody
Speaker 2: to watch clips from that movie because it's it is
Speaker 2: really fucking bizarre.
Speaker 1: That movie.
Speaker 2: There's a scene where he like he's walking into this
Speaker 2: office suppose he's supposed to meet his friend and he's
Speaker 2: a master disguise and he's like he'sn't there, So he
Speaker 2: sits in a chair.
Speaker 1: And just shits all over it.
Speaker 2: Basically like he just like he farts up a storm
Speaker 2: onto this chair and he's like, I give up and
Speaker 2: he's like in the chair and it's like it is psychotic,
Speaker 2: but that anyone would exactly No, there's I don't even
Speaker 2: think there's an explanation given that's crazy. It's it's it's
Speaker 2: truly crazy. I think there's another there's another movie where
Speaker 2: he's like running. He's there's a runaway train and it's
Speaker 2: off the tracks and it's coming after him, and he's
Speaker 2: like running away from it unless you know some peaks
Speaker 2: he like hides and he peeks out from behind the
Speaker 2: tree and then it cuts to another tree, and the
Speaker 2: train peaks out from behind another tree and it fucking
Speaker 2: kills me.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
Speaker 3: I think that I think that is when comedy is
Speaker 3: allowed to just be comedy. I think, like I think
Speaker 3: I'm a very big propriety of anti comedy. But I
Speaker 3: also think that like when you just let things be
Speaker 3: funny for funny's sake, it's something magical, you know, like
Speaker 3: you're just like like, let's let this be as silly
Speaker 3: as because I think that would cure I would think
Speaker 3: that would fix cinema if there was like a few
Speaker 3: movies that came out that were just like, this is
Speaker 3: a movie that's a comedy movie and it's just stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fucking crazy. It's like a runaway train,
Speaker 2: it's wrongfully accused train scene and you can see it
Speaker 2: if you google it.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 1: A train peaking around the corner? Is that's a that's
Speaker 1: the one that's a one centding story around It.
Speaker 2: Sounds like something that we would say because it's so stupid,
Speaker 2: Like no one would ever spend the money to do
Speaker 2: something that dumb.
Speaker 1: I think that stuff needs to be done again. I
Speaker 1: think I think we need to bring back just being funny.
Speaker 2: Dumb, dumb funny, dumb funny.
Speaker 1: That's why, Uh, like we talk about podcasting and the
Speaker 1: podcast I'll listen to, I would gravitate towards those podcasts.
Speaker 1: It's like this just saying the stupidest shit you can
Speaker 1: think of, and that's it. That is the sake of it.
Speaker 1: There's no point other than just trying to make someone laugh.
Speaker 3: Because I think vulgarity kind of has weakened a lot
Speaker 3: of comedy because it's like that's just curse instead.
Speaker 2: That's like I do think, yeah, let's let's say it's
Speaker 2: an easy laugh kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Like I think, like I think the N word is
Speaker 3: the funniest word ever, right, but I think you.
Speaker 2: Don't the right like he's gonna trap me, right, right, right?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: I think it's I think, but I think there's comedy
Speaker 3: in just silliness.
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I think that's that seems so funny.
Speaker 2: It's just like there's no like it's not like edgy
Speaker 2: or anything, you know, it's just like.
Speaker 1: I like a lot of I like a lot of
Speaker 1: just shill Like even like I was thinking about our
Speaker 1: our scene of Brkle holding Laura hostage, making Carl Winslow
Speaker 1: jerk off to complete it. Big big Gircle.
Speaker 2: Kills Laura and then shoots Carl, Like who is he?
Speaker 1: Like that whole scenario Laura So Laura his Carl's daughter,
Speaker 1: Laura Winslow so like that scenario, Like it's vulgar, it's
Speaker 1: fun Like I love that, like love for garrity too.
Speaker 3: I think, for sure, Yeah, but that's more monstrous. But
Speaker 3: I think that is funny though, because that's just evil.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of evil.
Speaker 1: You don't run into it, make your your ear fight,
Speaker 1: you jerk in front of your daughter to completion, thinking
Speaker 1: that your force to the gunpoint. You're forced on a
Speaker 1: gun point thinking that's gonna say her.
Speaker 3: Life, and it feels like God's comedy again. It's like
Speaker 3: this is this is like, this is not an angel.
Speaker 3: This is what God does for the funnest board days.
Speaker 3: Let me just create a scenario that we.
Speaker 2: Actually have to read these things, all right, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Allrightish right now, Italy that's gonna wipe out like a
Speaker 1: lot of population. It's great. There's one guy that felt
Speaker 1: real funny. Somebody stepped on his throat while they were
Speaker 1: running it neck bro and as are like, Dad, you're true.
Speaker 2: I have never watched the earthquake porn.
Speaker 1: Is that real? Yeah, like like people watching earthquakes and
Speaker 1: they're like this is so satisfying or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like people like, h, I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, it's it's just earth wakes. It's
Speaker 2: just earthquakes in a sensual scenarios.
Speaker 1: No, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, two earthquakes going.
Speaker 1: I've I've watched I've watched a lot of explosion videos
Speaker 1: and I like seeing like the fucking the shock wave
Speaker 1: and how like ethereal that feels, you know, it feels
Speaker 1: like magic.
Speaker 2: Have you seen these new AI YouTube poop things that
Speaker 2: are like AI ruins Spider Man or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's find when the guy with the gun when
Speaker 3: he takes the pizza.
Speaker 2: There's a there's it's if you look at it's I
Speaker 2: mean it's it's ultimately AI, so like whatever.
Speaker 1: But it.
Speaker 2: Some of it's fun because it it has to be,
Speaker 2: you know, like this is like that's been Spider Man
Speaker 2: two where it's like where he's in the train and
Speaker 2: Doctor Octopus is going up to him and he's like,
Speaker 2: you gotta go through all of us, right, and it
Speaker 2: just goes, it just cuts. The doc guy was going on, fine.
Speaker 11: It's really well, like I don't know, it sucks, but
Speaker 11: like it's fun. Like you can't help but look up
Speaker 11: Spider Man.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Looked up another one. Looked up Obi wa Wan.
Speaker 2: Obi wang Wan.
Speaker 1: Somebody did it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Somebody put a Vader filter over our uh Jamaican Vader
Speaker 2: impression and it's pretty good. Where's that at?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm gonna read the names that before we get
Speaker 2: here for you get stuck here forever. Grade Tay Undersay
Speaker 2: very cool says what like chocolate rain right joke for
Speaker 2: exactly fifteen people like, do you know who days Unday is?
Speaker 2: By name? Do you know who Grande a Under is? A?
Speaker 2: Do you know who great Under is? Still? Do you
Speaker 2: remember Chocolate Rain and his and his voice and great
Speaker 2: Undera's voice. Here's a perfect joke for you. Am I
Speaker 2: just seeing an infomers are like that, trying to sell
Speaker 2: you on a joke. I like that, Hey, do you
Speaker 2: remember this fucking person? Uh the clam uh use use
Speaker 2: usoorer gild Master. I can't read that fucking name, Coulshadra address, Hellokayshin,
Speaker 2: I'm your papa. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I subscribed twice to the twenty five dollars tier.
Speaker 2: I added in the little kiss there.
Speaker 1: There's a perfect example of this. AI like this actually
Speaker 1: making me laugh. It's a scene from Dexter. What is that?
Speaker 1: It's a scene from Dexter's a.
Speaker 2: YouTube that's a YouTube shorter, yeah, short, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Sixty three Skinsky noscopes.
Speaker 2: And I was like the captain like, I can't believe
Speaker 2: I forgot he did this. Yeah, look up, look up.
Speaker 2: AI ruins spider Man. Spider Man too specifically, you don't
Speaker 2: even have to have the sound on just the images
Speaker 2: of it. It's just the image of it. It's fucking
Speaker 2: great because you know how it's supposed to go and
Speaker 2: it's unfortant. It reminds me of like the AI presidents,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's just like I don't
Speaker 2: really mind this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the singing Chinese. Do you remember that Trump
Speaker 1: and Biden singing?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was a lot of that sounded great.
Speaker 2: I was trying to I was trying to think back
Speaker 2: of the hardest, the hardest I've laughed on this show,
Speaker 2: and it was unfortunately it was a I related but
Speaker 2: it was that do you remember the I can't remember
Speaker 2: what the fuck it was exactly, but it was like
Speaker 2: a cover of some song and it was like the
Speaker 2: balls coming down and oh it was the.
Speaker 1: Fox, the twentieth century Fox, Taylor Swift, the twentieth century Fox,
Speaker 1: so singing not like Us or something. Oh it was
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and twenty century Fox doing not.
Speaker 2: Like Us, right exactly?
Speaker 1: I was That did kill me.
Speaker 3: I think I brought up the same time as Monica
Speaker 3: sending me the fucking Gossolina's played by a chainsaw.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: That ship is funny. I can't I can't lie.
Speaker 1: I can't find it race.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Hey I ruined Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, damn, that's that's that's the problem, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Look trust me, I think I saw it when I
Speaker 2: was there was only one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just not that specific scenes not popping up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Damn it. Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the problem of the eyes that it's so easy
Speaker 2: to do. The people just flood the zone with garbage totally.
Speaker 2: So even if everybody upload ones that are already yeah,
Speaker 2: so like, even if there are good things, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be buried under.
Speaker 1: What happened. She's got cherry dudey damn that sucks.
Speaker 2: Do you have Did you get out of it?
Speaker 1: I got out of it. I called one day and
Speaker 1: they were like, you don't got to do this some one.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's go.
Speaker 2: They saw they took one look at you. They're like,
Speaker 2: I wonder if just a cursory glance. I wonder if
Speaker 2: our spicy reputations help us in that sense. I like,
Speaker 2: I wonder if like they would google me and they'd
Speaker 2: be like, we can't have this guy on an No
Speaker 2: way I would.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind doing jury. Like I hate the inconvenience
Speaker 3: is one thing. It's inconvenient. It's annoying. But like, if
Speaker 3: I could get somebody off of a charge that they
Speaker 3: didn't do, or help someone pleay their case over something
Speaker 3: that is insignificant where they could be potentially serving, like
Speaker 3: something that ruined their life, I would happily do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, racist Icago.
Speaker 1: Retarded the bullets. It's there. This is you know what's funny?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I made I made essentially one of these,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't obviously it was an AI I did it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you this is this is so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm limiting. Well, first of all, I think I
Speaker 1: found it. Okay, I hope it's the same one.
Speaker 2: I think that might.
Speaker 1: That looks right.
Speaker 2: And then they're all like, yeah, okay, that's exactly it.
Speaker 2: I love it because it looks like he double taps
Speaker 2: why you know what I mean, Like it looks like
Speaker 2: he switches to his first weapon, but he's like, no,
Speaker 2: not this one, and then he goes to the second one.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it told they told them to
Speaker 2: do that. I think it's just like a glitch. But
Speaker 2: that's good ship, very well, very well. It's so dump
Speaker 2: raises to Kaka king Son. I'm back from my trip
Speaker 2: to Vatican shitty. How do you think the Creed I
Speaker 2: can't read gone?
Speaker 1: My channel is completely blacklisted. Oh yeah, black Chad one.
Speaker 1: I can't search it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's gone.
Speaker 1: Do I find it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: How do you think the characters on Friends reacted to
Speaker 2: nine to eleven? If I knew more about Friends, it'd
Speaker 2: be Yeah, the only thing I don't know much about it,
Speaker 2: I can maybe guess that Chandler would be like, could
Speaker 2: I be any more terrified?
Speaker 1: That sounds good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds sounds I don't I need I don't.
Speaker 2: I really barely remember how they act. That show is
Speaker 2: fine to me, Like I've never really wanted to watch it.
Speaker 1: It was decent background noise everyone saw would be on.
Speaker 2: A big I would see something that would that would
Speaker 2: give me a chuckle every now and again. I just
Speaker 2: think I do think the pivot.
Speaker 3: Get at this guy that memes crazy. That is one
Speaker 3: of the best memes ever.
Speaker 2: That is a great one. It is hit to him
Speaker 2: just like with with his thumb up with that that
Speaker 2: smug face is really perfect. And I do and I
Speaker 2: do think the scene of them bringing the I do
Speaker 2: think the scene of them bringing the couch up the
Speaker 2: stairs is pretty That is a great scene from Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I do think it's one of those things where
Speaker 2: it's like that has to find you on the right
Speaker 2: day too, because I've definitely watched that scene before. I've
Speaker 2: been like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Really The bloopers are hilarious.
Speaker 2: The bloomers of every show are pretty top tier on
Speaker 2: pretty great.
Speaker 3: Malcolm in the middle of Malcolm literally guns down a
Speaker 3: small Vietnamese boy.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, how do I find how do you think
Speaker 2: the characters?
Speaker 1: Okay, that ruined my channel. He really ruined it. Guy,
Speaker 1: I did that meme and I can't up.
Speaker 2: I don't know I'm going to present them anything worse
Speaker 2: than minus two. I prescription is legally blind. Well, I'm
Speaker 2: many legally blinds Uh Shapiro chugging his sister's pre comb.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, it's Emma, I don't think, I mean, I
Speaker 2: mean kind of no, what do you mean, it's just
Speaker 2: a I don't know if you're doing a bit. You know,
Speaker 2: women get wet.
Speaker 1: Before women can't secrete, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: He's like, I've only ever seen him drying my blood.
Speaker 1: Dweats it up. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's really hard to get in there. Two rats in
Speaker 2: a trench coat. Uh, it's Emma. I saw Sweeney teaching
Speaker 2: parrots at PetSmart the N word while Lily cried, screamed
Speaker 2: and vomited and shitted begging him to stop. That's a
Speaker 2: crazy scenario. Somebody put in the AI Netflix is cries,
Speaker 2: my halo Ford just killed the Pope Vance versus George
Speaker 2: harn Ha Martin forcing come eating maggots into sweeneazy read
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ Kingson's dad selling tickets to tour inside Chapel
Speaker 2: Rogan Chapelon's big gay colon.
Speaker 1: Berserker are pretty nice, but she does Berserker.
Speaker 2: Bro is wasted. Berserker, he said.
Speaker 1: Getting dinner on Saturday, he was like, just wasted. It's like, what.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that at dinner?
Speaker 1: I forgot. This is a waste. What you mean you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you mean. The funk up she could have You could
Speaker 1: equip the weapon to use it the weapon just they
Speaker 1: can't there, but they're superior. They can equip us be massagy,
Speaker 1: they equip it. They like, I need some more girth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a wide boy equipment.
Speaker 1: It's like Mega Man changing its color.
Speaker 2: It's constantly.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: The slogan, the sloger two, why so Dirpy a berserker
Speaker 2: bros big bouncy backside. Can you believe Jadvans twisted his
Speaker 2: dick into a rope and strangle the pope with it?
Speaker 2: Sweeney and Derek will have zebra babies. That is crazy.
Speaker 2: That is so Deebra's wild calling. Calling a mixed race
Speaker 2: person a zebra is fucking next level ship.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think having mixed race children is next level ship.
Speaker 2: Fucking Jesus Christ. That's some oink oink zoo books type ship.
Speaker 3: That's like when they called the that's what they called,
Speaker 3: like the Native American kid in freaking Reverent Are Grown.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that is crazy, and they called, uh,
Speaker 2: what is it? Uh the Asian kid in Tumble Doom
Speaker 2: short round, short round, Yeah, because he was shortened round.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even that round actually, tree grows. I don't
Speaker 2: know why he was named short round actually wasn't really
Speaker 2: that round his eyes? Well, no, that would make even less. Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go. Uncle Tom Clancy's Lyncher cell anti Wol
Speaker 2: coffee brand sounds incredibly counterproductive.
Speaker 1: I forgot that I made fucking videos with the Miles
Speaker 1: Morales mask on for like a couple of minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a rush minute, a couple of videos, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm bored of this, but I did this a little
Speaker 1: quick edit. And this reminds me that AI ship shot
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 2: This was not worth spending all that time looking for it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely was.
Speaker 2: That's so ridiculous seconds I forgot you did that. That
Speaker 2: was a while, That was ages ago. Tom Clancy's all
Speaker 2: gooner's fire all gooners fire at all gooners? What all
Speaker 2: gooners fire at will glades? Their mongrel hides?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: That is a fucking to quote that from. That's insane.
Speaker 1: You said that one guy was gooner's side, right, was
Speaker 1: that the right thing to say?
Speaker 2: That's excellent, burn their mongrel hides. Sweeney forcefully cackling at
Speaker 2: an unfunny joke he made to hide the shame domination
Speaker 2: von of the dead. Hey chums, Abby, Shapiro's preupreme panic,
Speaker 2: calcium Cannon's got me going, got me going, cyber psycho.
Speaker 2: Yeah things, man, But one day, Derek notchov and is
Speaker 2: innocent being a hashtag for him? Be nice to to Sweeney.
Speaker 2: Round eyed Asian camping out at the Snart Tank official
Speaker 2: meet up at Level of at Level of Conn in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: actually yeah, we'll be definitely the Yeah, we're definitely there.
Speaker 2: We're right there. We're right behind you. Uh farting my
Speaker 2: ass off retard style, call it a hot pocket.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: My brother got mad at me for showing him one
Speaker 2: second falling horse video.
Speaker 1: Oh man, classic, that is the best find I have
Speaker 1: on the internet. I think that is like genuinely my
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 2: That is one of the best ones that I've seen
Speaker 2: from me. Yeah, like the one second clip of a
Speaker 2: horse falling off of a bridge and just landing in
Speaker 2: a body of water. Ben showed just barely get any
Speaker 2: context to anything that's going on.
Speaker 1: Ben showed that to his parents as he should, like.
Speaker 2: This is so sad, Crillon, and he was just like, what, Crillon,
Speaker 2: My dick has gear scars and metal silk slippers. Hey,
Speaker 2: don't touch my feet. Uh, that's crazy, Queen of fat Hazard.
Speaker 2: We need a prequel to the Last of Us one
Speaker 2: because I want that is crazy? Whoa He says, we
Speaker 2: need a prequel to the Last of Us one because
Speaker 2: I want a hotter Alley.
Speaker 1: That is. It's a good joke.
Speaker 2: Your edge lording to the max with that one.
Speaker 1: That's a good joke, I respect. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: a good joke. I think it is because it's purposefully
Speaker 1: like upset it is.
Speaker 2: It is actually a well constructed joke actually, because there
Speaker 2: is a misdirect in there. Yeah, but uh, that's a
Speaker 2: you can you can have it. I'll put it that way.
Speaker 2: That's one of those jokes you write for somebody else, right,
Speaker 2: So that way, like, if it does go over well,
Speaker 2: you could be like I wrote that. If it doesn't
Speaker 2: go well, you're like he made me carry on my
Speaker 2: gay word. Son, there will be peenes when you are
Speaker 2: done gay your query head to rest. I am fucking gay.
Speaker 2: I forgot about this one.
Speaker 1: I know more. Nope, I'm doing that's so a white American.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, I mean Kansas literally whiter than
Speaker 1: that Fox enthusiasts.
Speaker 2: My ass is up. Fox enthusiasts. My ass is full
Speaker 2: of piss health thugs, zill versus asmen gold the roach
Speaker 2: lord lo all my friends of the cousty battle krit
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Speaker 2: Five oh five oh one, Spank Sinatra and bing comesby
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Speaker 2: make a hoodie that is dark green with a blueprint
Speaker 2: from ages ago. Please? Oh yeah, I think I mean
Speaker 2: dark green. I forgot about that. Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: I really like that design. I want to do something else.
Speaker 2: I like that idea of just stuff that like you
Speaker 2: don't really know what the fuck it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't wish to stiiculate torsion of my worst enemy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Arthur Morgan voice voices aries you do you bring me
Speaker 2: in my lafe?
Speaker 1: Is yours? Nice? Nice?
Speaker 2: I love cock and ball torture, big Meaty stinks your
Speaker 2: friendly neighborhood, tanky Hassan Parker, Parker, bring.
Speaker 8: Me pictures of fucking give me pictures of the hoodies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, biker man, he had a terrorist on his walking thing.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious, that's so funny. I can't can't say that.
Speaker 1: That kid said he's not a hoothy so sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I say, you can it's completely finally not believe.
Speaker 2: But he did not say he was build as that,
Speaker 2: though he did he did build calling.
Speaker 1: Him that name that everybody, I mean, that's actually way.
Speaker 10: What did they call him, timoth the hoothy shallow Like
Speaker 10: they put Tim hoothy shallow, they put that sucks. It
Speaker 10: was like Tim hoothy shallow, Tim hoy.
Speaker 1: He was pretty. He's a very good looking uh as
Speaker 1: lily somewhere on there. He's a great he's a great
Speaker 1: look he's a great looking terrorist. Like look he to me,
Speaker 1: it's clear that from my perceptive, the who Thi's were like,
Speaker 1: this is a pretty useful idiot. Let's just parade him
Speaker 1: around and then that's it.
Speaker 3: Like why was the saying that the Last of Us
Speaker 3: too episode they're like, not like he's like he's not
Speaker 3: a part of the raids because he's a fucking dumb ass.
Speaker 3: That Last of Us the most episode they're like, oh, Joe,
Speaker 3: you are technically kind of handsome as she beat him
Speaker 3: the fucking death.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think that cast you spoil it for people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a show. It's a new show.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, people didn't know that. Geth happened? That was
Speaker 1: actually the big mystery. Are they gonna do it like
Speaker 1: early or are they going to stretch it out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That actually was you actually literally ruined it for me. Really, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not watching this is that like the fifth I'm
Speaker 1: not bothered because but it's just also like.
Speaker 3: I watched it days late, so I watched it just
Speaker 3: last night. I guess my bad, I get I don't care. Actually,
Speaker 3: why am I lying?
Speaker 1: The problem is you should care. I don't, but you should.
Speaker 1: That's sorry.
Speaker 3: If this is something that like, look, I'm not Joel
Speaker 3: does Joel Miller? Does Joel Miller die in The Secrets
Speaker 3: Last of Us Too? It's like, uh, the game came
Speaker 3: out nearly six years ago, So.
Speaker 1: The idea is like what I just said, I guess
Speaker 1: the of when they were gonna do it, or or
Speaker 1: what if they were gonna some BT expectations to do
Speaker 1: it in the next season or something.
Speaker 2: That's what I actually thought they were gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I thought they were gonna do it more like do
Speaker 2: it in sequential order. I thought they were gonna start
Speaker 2: from like maybe like the flashbacks and then work up
Speaker 2: to like the end of the first season. Maybe that
Speaker 2: happened my my assumption, because they said that they were
Speaker 2: gonna change a lot about the how the second season work.
Speaker 3: It's it's already pretty mirrored different, it's pretty different.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: What's gonna happen though, is they're gonna do all of
Speaker 3: ell least thing. I think first they showed the converging points,
Speaker 3: but I think it's gonna be all of Ellie's story first,
Speaker 3: and then they're gonna do all of.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what they did?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: No, they broke off at points. It was it was Ellie,
Speaker 3: then it was Abby, then it was Ellie again, then
Speaker 3: it was that No, then it was not No, it
Speaker 3: was if I'm taken.
Speaker 2: No, it was literally Abby, it was Ellie, Abby Ellie.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like it was like the first like fifteen
Speaker 2: hours was Ellie and then the next fifteen hours was
Speaker 2: Abby and I was like, oh my god. And then
Speaker 2: it goes back to Ellie when she goes back to the.
Speaker 1: The last five hours.
Speaker 2: That last five hours, Yeah, yeah, that was already how
Speaker 2: they did it.
Speaker 3: I think they're gonna do all of one story first,
Speaker 3: or they're gonna make them coincide. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think like, yeah, the yeah whatever. I since for me, the.
Speaker 3: Sequence of him dying was so obvious that I was like,
Speaker 3: oh am I gonna I don't like it was based
Speaker 3: off of a game.
Speaker 2: I think for our podcast people know, like people who
Speaker 2: listen to us, probably no, No, it's just the courtesy
Speaker 2: of just like it's a new show that every Also, it's.
Speaker 1: The second episode, right, there's a second epis so that's
Speaker 1: the whole thing where it's like the I think the
Speaker 1: entire mystery was when is it gonna happen?
Speaker 3: But that's the in the game. That's the same pacing,
Speaker 3: the same pacing points of the game.
Speaker 1: This guy. But but I'm saying this like if you
Speaker 1: played the.
Speaker 3: Game of Last of Us and you know the point,
Speaker 3: Like I understand you're saying like, oh, they might not
Speaker 3: do that, but if you're if it's that is the
Speaker 3: entire being paced, and like, oh, if I'm watching this and.
Speaker 1: I absorb whatever, I don't really care that much.
Speaker 2: Now you just didn't have to point to say.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, if you've paid, if you have
Speaker 3: anything about the series, if you're if you're ignorant of
Speaker 3: the series, then I guess it might be like someboding
Speaker 3: like oh, surprising. But if you're not, you already played
Speaker 3: the game, you're like, Oh, I'm assuming it's happening right here.
Speaker 3: That's a safe assumption if.
Speaker 1: You're you're ignorant to the series of the second season,
Speaker 1: because it's only the second episode, so you're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: are they going to do this early on or not?
Speaker 3: I don't know why you would assume they would do
Speaker 3: it later on if that's the whole driving force of that.
Speaker 3: But I don't that doesn't make sense to me, Like
Speaker 3: I I understand what you're saying, but like it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't think, why would you change that if that's
Speaker 3: the driving force of why she goes on the journey.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They changed a lot of shit already.
Speaker 3: They've changed some nothing they've changed the actually like they've
Speaker 3: given more information to.
Speaker 2: Make the world more enjoyable. I actually saw the scene.
Speaker 2: I think they I think they fucked up a little
Speaker 2: bit because they gave away her motivation for it in
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 1: You didn't know from the very beginning.
Speaker 3: They fuck it up from like the first episode, it's
Speaker 3: already different, and I think that's the drive more and
Speaker 3: whatever stand it's it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't, it's just more of.
Speaker 1: A thing of it's just like it's just it is
Speaker 1: a it is a common courtesy thing. It is a
Speaker 1: thing of like, oh, somebody may want to go in
Speaker 1: just being surprised, and uh me, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like watching stuff episodically anymore. They just annoyed. So I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, wait for they should have come out
Speaker 1: like a lot more like you. Yeah, I prefer to
Speaker 1: watch stuff like that now instead of like waiting, like
Speaker 1: it was annoying to watch Daredevil like this Born Again
Speaker 1: and then I caught up, and then I had to
Speaker 1: wait the last two episodes and then it ended so
Speaker 1: like my dad like I didn't come and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I wish I would have watched the last two episodes,
Speaker 1: like like the arrest of them, how.
Speaker 2: It was a fucking mess.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like Born Again.
Speaker 2: I feel like the beginnings a year for.
Speaker 1: Like nothing happened at the end.
Speaker 2: My big problem is the beginning is good and then
Speaker 2: like the middle is fucking terrible.
Speaker 1: I think it should have stuck with just fucking punishers
Speaker 1: going insane I wanted to do moose impressions just the
Speaker 1: entire time, and that's like, what's going on? Man? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Why are you so sightful? O? The opposite of blind.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: Red o booga booga boom fell Red. Look, I'm a moose.
Speaker 2: Ten foot tall moose is scary.
Speaker 1: There's a giant.
Speaker 2: Now there are ten feet that you think, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: that's pretty. There's goodlers yeah, well yeah, yeah, obviously including
Speaker 2: Anler's forty stories.
Speaker 1: From its back. It's ten feet tall. That's creature.
Speaker 2: Rings, Jimmy Rings and his fat ass cheeks. Kingston Kingston
Speaker 2: singing My Hump as a duet with his dad Derek
Speaker 2: is a carbon copy of Sean Soko.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's what we looked up. It's crazy. That's that's right.
Speaker 2: Forced to embrace everything stolen.
Speaker 1: Let's go. I'm gonna buy a merchant. Those guys what
Speaker 1: is that like Hercadi's torch or whatever. The Canadian couple,
Speaker 1: some chick that's from Europe and then this Canadian guy.
Speaker 1: They make like the worst fucking songs, but it's so endearing,
Speaker 1: like they're having a great time. It's all fucking like mono.
Speaker 1: So it's like, not can it's bad, dude, but it's great.
Speaker 1: So he has a song forced to embrace everything stolen.
Speaker 1: It's great, dude, ever being choked and to our last breath,
Speaker 1: and then the chicks is terrible singing and then everyone's like,
Speaker 1: oh look it's it's evan essence and then uh they
Speaker 1: covered bring Me to Life recently just essence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gween looks like the pot of breed card gay
Speaker 2: detective named Inspector Gagget. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's way better than the obvious uh f flur dabbing
Speaker 1: myself up Inspector Gagget, Man, he's sucking big. I like that.
Speaker 1: It's it's a nice PG way of calling him the
Speaker 1: f floor essentially, well, he said, yeah, it's gag is
Speaker 1: Gagget like he's gagging on it. I would call him expector.
Speaker 2: In fact it is kind of Yeah, it's very it's
Speaker 2: very good. We've got we've got a genius involving evolving
Speaker 2: Ethan doxing Sweeney for making Jewish jokes. Just wait, got
Speaker 2: a fire Eric's singuisher on hand, just to run oblivion
Speaker 2: on my thirty seventy Go gag Get go that's one thing.
Speaker 1: Unreal. Engine's weird.
Speaker 3: Imagine fucking almost broke my computer.
Speaker 2: Sugar, gay, I just want a guy to put you
Speaker 2: take inside, maybe Kevin Durant's feet. Is it just is
Speaker 2: it just me? Or does the reply counter under tweets
Speaker 2: just not work anymore? Like it says there's twelve replies,
Speaker 2: but I opened and it's three.
Speaker 1: That happens a lot, dude.
Speaker 2: You know what bothers me? Is the show more or
Speaker 2: like like show hidden and click it and nothing shows,
Speaker 2: nothing shows up, brilliant. It's so if you, if any.
Speaker 1: Of you use Facebook, it started there because this was
Speaker 1: when I noticed after a while that they would be like, wait,
Speaker 1: where's all the comments that says show more and there's
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, okay, this is useless. So it'll
Speaker 1: started happen at Twitter. So I think it's like a
Speaker 1: bug that they can't fix. It happens from existing for
Speaker 1: too long and not enough maintenance.
Speaker 2: I guess I always assumed it was just people who
Speaker 2: had like blocked me or muted me who replied no
Speaker 2: because so they wouldn't show up, or like, you know,
Speaker 2: not necessarily that specifically, because that's not how it works.
Speaker 2: But like I like that system, maybe cross glitching with
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe spots that got banned but they're
Speaker 1: still there. But like it should show that the accountsmen
Speaker 1: suspender something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I s J wanting me no know why,
Speaker 2: uh fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, mister
Speaker 2: pans Kingston's dad is a symbiote doing fit doing face
Speaker 2: off where Kingston is his dad.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even understand that.
Speaker 3: I was watching something where people are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: an eight minute.
Speaker 1: Months, we must difficult, we must finish, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: an eight minute miles not difficult.
Speaker 3: I'm like, y'all, we must not run miles saying that's
Speaker 3: not difficult.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: If you're as an adult, geez face unstoppable.
Speaker 1: Like basically you should be either a kid that has
Speaker 1: all this energy or you're just in shape.
Speaker 3: Yeah if you if you run eight minutes as possible,
Speaker 3: you're not. If you're not, like.
Speaker 1: Help, consistently jogging an eight minute miles can be done, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but you just you have to be in shape to
Speaker 1: do that. Like I'm not in shape right now. I
Speaker 1: can't do an eight minut mine. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: am in mom. I think we should come close. I
Speaker 1: think I think this could sub.
Speaker 2: Nine, probably not right now.
Speaker 1: Nine.
Speaker 2: I was boxing, I probably could.
Speaker 1: Make a seven.
Speaker 2: It was it's a minute now right now.
Speaker 1: Fuck no way, I'm not doing it. People don't unerstand
Speaker 1: fire mile.
Speaker 2: I used.
Speaker 1: I used to do half miles. We would do it
Speaker 1: twice a week in school, for example, and like so
Speaker 1: my average would be about four and a half minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah half oh yeah, that's yeah, that's right, that's right,
Speaker 3: sensible changing.
Speaker 2: There's a mod for Biloca that incorporates Pokemon cards called Poking, and.
Speaker 1: That was on the sloor, and the faster kids would
Speaker 1: do like three minutes sometimes sub three I could do,
Speaker 1: like I get like seven forty five is when I
Speaker 1: was like pretty fast and I was a big dude,
Speaker 1: so moving that pat is impressent.
Speaker 2: Called pokermon check it out. That's poker Eric Gorn cutting
Speaker 2: out and now he's going like, listen, give me compete
Speaker 2: over who can done the most id soldiers. That's Sween's
Speaker 2: dad affectionately talking talking about his fifth wife but somehow
Speaker 2: his seventh divorce, Like that.
Speaker 1: That's not that sounds exactly like my dad. Actually, I
Speaker 1: love my fifth wife. I love my newest wife. I
Speaker 1: don't remember her name though. Yeah, she got two boys,
Speaker 1: just two boys. I don't need to know people's names
Speaker 1: to love that. I love everyone. I love everyone.
Speaker 3: I love tax evasion. I don't know what's name.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love tax evasion? Oh? Man, I love the
Speaker 1: creative tax invasion. I love him. I've never met him,
Speaker 1: no hope, but I never loved him.
Speaker 2: But he seems like a fucking chill guy.
Speaker 1: I want to smoke a doobe with him. Man, that's me.
Speaker 1: I'm I made it up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do you want to do you
Speaker 2: want to come kill I? I r s agents.
Speaker 1: Like sort of.
Speaker 2: It'd be a taskit sorta from king say it would
Speaker 2: be for me, it would be an oh boy, would
Speaker 2: I absolutely?
Speaker 1: Can you assure me that we're not gonna get caught
Speaker 1: or shot?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Catch me?
Speaker 2: In fact? I can. I want you to know.
Speaker 1: In fact, I want you.
Speaker 2: In fact, I would love to be fucking jail.
Speaker 8: And what I do is I go and I cappedd,
Speaker 8: IRESs holders and I put them in holes. I dig
Speaker 8: upside down that I make sure it's raining the night
Speaker 8: before raining, so they drown in those little holes I
Speaker 8: put them in. They're like a little spelunker.
Speaker 2: Really, that's all right, you're really starting, Dad, You're you're amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, Dad, you're so fucking.
Speaker 2: Cool to us all, Dad, jolly old dipship the as
Speaker 2: of parades into gay ship by ass board confessional. That
Speaker 2: nice Lakers versus the Timberwolves is the battle of active
Speaker 2: fathers versus dead beats. I don't know any of that means.
Speaker 2: Goat Man beatles in the dungeon GK Clansman Captain Joke
Speaker 2: Mariata protects dire Wolf puppies from Kingston's dad Pepe kind
Speaker 2: of fat, but somebody gotta do it. Gotta foot up
Speaker 2: my ass because somebody gotta do it. Huh, took this
Speaker 2: pp you off, took this pp off, Little beatle, little
Speaker 2: beatle family mourning their gay patriarch after he swallowed a
Speaker 2: dick and like a cartoon, changed his silhouette to a
Speaker 2: penis whoa wild kings and hates you a person who
Speaker 2: just wrote it. Uh. Sonic fans found a way to recompile,
Speaker 2: like games Baki manga threatening to rape Elon and trump Son.
Speaker 2: They're going to boomerang firing squad. They're going to boomerang
Speaker 2: firing squad. Me uh switchy they I love the idea
Speaker 2: of a boomerang hitting somebody and bouncing off and still
Speaker 2: returning to the person. Uh smitchy. The kid uh Bam
Speaker 2: met Bam met Kingston's dad and had a messy anal prolapse.
Speaker 2: The twelve year old boy that finally got his revenge
Speaker 2: on Pope Francis h Itchi bin Kasuga is paying, is
Speaker 2: playing Kingdom Come Deliverance to post clarity. Nut from Hell's Herd,
Speaker 2: I Come at the Star Coffee. The Irish equivalent to
Speaker 2: Hercules uses a spear called gay bulge. You SNK accidentally
Speaker 2: added an actual rapist io to the roster of their
Speaker 2: upcoming fighting games.
Speaker 1: What is that what you call?
Speaker 3: They had one of the had that soccer player, one
Speaker 3: of those soccer players.
Speaker 1: I think, No, I don't know what the nios stands for.
Speaker 3: And then there was a there was another good that
Speaker 3: has like actual sexual charges the person print exact games
Speaker 3: that company.
Speaker 1: Ronaldo is in fucking the new is it the new
Speaker 1: U s K game?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is it called? Fatal Fury? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The Wolves completely tanked it. The game was like, everybody
Speaker 3: was really happy that came out. People are like, I'm
Speaker 3: not buying this anymore. What I don't know, says the rapist,
Speaker 3: because of this, the fucking the nature of the game.
Speaker 3: They said they wouldn't go to do anything like that,
Speaker 3: and then they literally went and did it. Because that
Speaker 3: prince has all the shares. He's like, I want this
Speaker 3: in this. I like Rinaldo, He's quoil.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy that this is a Saudi Arabian owns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is right.
Speaker 1: That's why Renaldo's in the fucking game.
Speaker 10: Duh.
Speaker 2: That's why I haven't played because every event that they have,
Speaker 2: literally every fucking sports event they have, season and ship.
Speaker 3: Then although so rich, it's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, he doesn't need to do anything anymore.
Speaker 2: Go away.
Speaker 1: He's so he's the most I think he's the most followers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is he a rapist?
Speaker 1: No, you just not a little bit, because we're not
Speaker 1: talking about him that I heard.
Speaker 2: That's what I heard. It wasn't even like a joke.
Speaker 3: No, that's that Saudi prince. That Saudi Prince is at
Speaker 3: all the events. It's insane.
Speaker 2: But I do understand who's the rapis No, no, you're
Speaker 2: not telling you're not telling me that it's a Turkey.
Speaker 3: It's not him, right, I think it is him. And
Speaker 3: Turkey's not in fucking no, not the prince himself, not
Speaker 3: the prison himself. No, no, but he owns he owns
Speaker 3: most of the shares of the game, that company.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, that owns most of them. Is they put
Speaker 1: him in the game.
Speaker 3: No, I think they put some other dude, somebody, somebody
Speaker 3: who's told me. Yeah, Ben told me, and he's like
Speaker 3: he has like a bunch of sexual charge.
Speaker 1: Of course he does.
Speaker 3: I forgot the guy's name. Ben told me the guy
Speaker 3: directly because he cares.
Speaker 1: But I don't understand. He's like a real Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna look it up. He's the real person with actual
Speaker 1: sexual allegation charge. But once he do you know what
Speaker 1: he's famous for? Don't know, maybe a DJ or maybe
Speaker 1: a put a DJ in fatal theory, put a soccer
Speaker 1: player in it? What let's see.
Speaker 2: So genuine, I really don't know what the chocolatur is.
Speaker 1: Maybe him. Let me look the painter, the writer, richd.
Speaker 2: Loss, it's your boy, Shawn d Consider again that dot
Speaker 2: every Saintan center in history lived there on a motive
Speaker 2: dust suspended in Sweeney's.
Speaker 1: Tooth cat.
Speaker 2: Carl Sagan wistfully, uh talking about the cosmos and then
Speaker 2: relating it to the gabin Sweeney teeth. That's pretty amazing,
Speaker 2: come Toitty Snark Tank fans are now homeless and deported
Speaker 2: service age. In two six seven, Kingston's uncle daw it's
Speaker 2: my gay little nephew.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Third Church of Key David being a proud recovery center
Speaker 2: for the recently murdered. Uh, y'all got to watch the
Speaker 2: song Squashed n Word by chrys Lily, who's a white
Speaker 2: Australily Warre black pass with the character he went to
Speaker 2: went to Levigne's yesterday and got some pants for me.
Speaker 2: Okay and my oh he says, oh no.
Speaker 1: It's the same person. So they're talking about uh so
Speaker 1: because I don't know anything about Ronaldo, just about how
Speaker 1: fucking popular he is, you know, and he played football
Speaker 1: and all that shit. But uh, it says. Ronaldo has
Speaker 1: been accused of sexual abuse multiple times and paid a
Speaker 1: three hundred and seventy five K settlement in one case.
Speaker 1: The criminal case in twenty twenty two has been dismissed
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you're actually completely correct.
Speaker 1: You were the right one. And somebody's saying like, okay,
Speaker 1: reminds me of how Tyson went to jail for raping
Speaker 1: a seventeen year old and he and his attorneys tried
Speaker 1: the whole uh uh, slander can reminds me of doing well,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same. He can't say it
Speaker 1: reminds me like Mike Tyson was a con victed rapist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't went to jail with a prison for it.
Speaker 2: And you also can't say reminding unless you're set up
Speaker 2: a cuddle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it reminds me.
Speaker 2: And then at that time, Michael Jackson was Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: That probably was one of them.
Speaker 2: It's just the same.
Speaker 1: Oh so was it so as he's known by Crown
Speaker 1: Prince Muhammed Ben Salomon. Yeah, okay, so it is. So
Speaker 1: it's the same person. I guess that's the It's so
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't hear the controversy. I just
Speaker 1: saw people being like, I didn't hear that Ronaldo was
Speaker 1: in the game. That's stupid. I was watching, like some
Speaker 1: of the fighting people I saw justin Wong testing it out.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to beat one of their devs because the
Speaker 1: head was like, oh I can fuck you up, and
Speaker 1: they were just going back to for tat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stealing swings. Pelton is sleep and moving into this
Speaker 2: Grandma to make her happy in her final year. Slip
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Speaker 2: Van Is using his poisonous bo to kill the Pope.
Speaker 2: It has like the worst Sweeney's dad boys. My baby
Speaker 2: boy was gone because I was hoping Kingpin defeed the
Speaker 2: Minister Devil. That's insane.
Speaker 1: What do you say? It's my baby boy?
Speaker 2: I was gone because I was helping Kingpin defeat the
Speaker 2: Minister Devil.
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Speaker 2: writing for Kanye must feel about the latest tweet Jesus
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Speaker 2: clearly don't care. At this point. Kingston's dad tastefully shot
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Speaker 2: just like gibberish. I can't I literally can't read. This
Speaker 2: looks like fucking hex code. What is that? Yeah, exactly
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Speaker 2: his testicles. But it's pronounced like a Greek hero testicles.
Speaker 2: I've definitely said that before.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard that on The Family Guy at
Speaker 1: one point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely like something.
Speaker 1: Somebody's somebody something. I can't remember the joke.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Uncle Chip turning into truckie Salsa and it's sleeping
Speaker 2: by desk, Goopy, I'm gonna come in the limp biscuit voice,
Speaker 2: Teddy Roosevelt. Once Judo flipped the Swiss minister over a
Speaker 2: table at the White House.
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Speaker 2: Look it up, Uh, Young Sweeney punching a little Chris Uh,
Speaker 2: Nicky Ziggy Smoky's Pyramanniac siblings swing. It's your father. I
Speaker 2: need your help to stop, to stop Ice deporting me
Speaker 2: or find some agents uh just doing trying to do
Speaker 2: their jobs. Will die and n bomber gay.
Speaker 1: Uh I thought that.
Speaker 2: Ian fuck Ian Watkins for tainting h m v hell.
Speaker 1: Read the caption. This is what fucking like that's fucking right.
Speaker 2: Of like that he's waving his hand, dude, oblivion, I
Speaker 2: will say, dude, I gotta say too, like they kept
Speaker 2: so much of the game intact that like that ship
Speaker 2: happens all the time, like those awkward conversations in the
Speaker 2: zoom In's Yeah it's so good.
Speaker 3: Have you seen you yet the little the little ship had, Dude,
Speaker 3: that's answer. Doesn't freaking what.
Speaker 2: You call it?
Speaker 1: Star crass?
Speaker 2: Oh the little Adoring Fan? Yeah no, no, not yet.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I only first saw him in fucking because he wasn't
Speaker 2: in Skyrim. I don't think they wanted a different tone,
Speaker 2: but like he's in Starfield.
Speaker 1: Great. Starfield is just ancestor just hilarious. It is fucking hilarious, insane.
Speaker 1: So that means on Earth.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, but those games are charming, Like
Speaker 2: there's something I don't know. I look at those games
Speaker 2: like almost like Indiana Jones kind of, you know, we're like, sure,
Speaker 2: there's like it's an RPG there, and there's like there's
Speaker 2: a serious world, I guess. But like the fact that
Speaker 2: the Adoring Fan has an ancestor in space that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Is fucking and he's the same and he's got the
Speaker 2: same voice, in the same face and the same exact person.
Speaker 2: It's just it's fucking silly.
Speaker 1: Nim is the name of the planet. Sorry, nim nim nim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like somebody sounds like somebody saying sounds like
Speaker 2: a reverse syllable in the YouTube poop.
Speaker 1: There's a in the Simpsons nim yip you know. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: the Simpsons, there's a machine that like swaps matter. Let's
Speaker 1: so like Bart swaps with his uh his, the fly's
Speaker 1: head goes on Bart's body and then vice versa. I
Speaker 1: remember that one, and then like fucking uh yeah, treehouse
Speaker 1: Holder and like the fucking the fly with Bart's bodies
Speaker 1: eating a bag of sugar and Homer's trying to get
Speaker 1: some of it and he makes that literal sound.
Speaker 2: He goes, nim.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. I don't know why I'm obsessed with that, sorry.
Speaker 2: Miss Jackson.
Speaker 1: Fly did they show did they show and show a
Speaker 1: little fly that wasn't crazy?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: That was and I'm thinking of that was like it
Speaker 3: was like that in the Alfred Hitchcock one where there
Speaker 3: was actually a fly a guy's face thing.
Speaker 1: Help me, yeah, help me, I remember that. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: do that on this Yeah, help me.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Miss Jackson. Thank you again for the marathon code.
Speaker 2: Much appreciated, badly Brave Dog the Baby Hunter Etherian needs
Speaker 2: help lowering his weapon in Halo three Penis Napram Mopis
Speaker 2: one and rounding out our listen as always, King of Haphazard,
Speaker 2: thanks for stopping by you guys. Is a longer episode,
Speaker 2: uh than I wanted it to be, but uh, we'll
Speaker 2: see you. We'll see you soon.
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