WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:02.919 I'd rather have a rallie. I'd rather have a rallie. 2 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.280 I'd rather have a rally. 3 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:05.280 I'd rather have. 4 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:09.320 A rally because Rawley's are right, right for taste and 5 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:32.600 rite for throat From Hollywood, The Raleigh Cigarette Program starring 6 00:00:32.679 --> 00:00:35.560 Red Skeleton with David Forrester and his orchestra are singing 7 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.799 Star Anida, Alice, G. G. Pearson, Vernic Falcon, Pat McGee 8 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.600 and our guest, wonderful Smith and yours truly, Rod O'Connor. 9 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:55.560 It's a pleasure to bring you a Metroc Golden Mayor's 10 00:00:55.600 --> 00:01:00.079 popular comedian and the star the Raleigh Cigarette Program, Red Skeleton. 11 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:11.200 Thank you, thank you very much, And good evening, ladies 12 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:11.719 and gentlemen. 13 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.200 Wow, hello, Red, What are you those? 14 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:14.200 I don't know nothing. 15 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:14.760 What do you know? 16 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:15.840 I don't know nothing? 17 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:20.760 Well, what do you know? Nothing like good material? I 18 00:01:20.799 --> 00:01:22.079 wish we had something. 19 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:23.640 You know? 20 00:01:23.719 --> 00:01:26.120 All my jokes are new ton all knew jokes, really 21 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:28.640 all new jokes right ow tonight the corn is green. 22 00:01:31.719 --> 00:01:34.439 They once new this week rod Well, they hit the moon? 23 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:37.040 What they hit the moon? Must have been a woman driver. 24 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:41.519 I don't know much about the moon, Tommy. Does the 25 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:43.079 moon rotate around the sun. 26 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:45.519 Yes, red, All planets revolve around the sun. 27 00:01:45.560 --> 00:01:49.439 Boy, Los Angeles really takes a deep dirt on it. 28 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:50.079 It's interesting. 29 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:51.719 I wonder what the moon really is. 30 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:55.200 Well, I've heard several definitions, but I think it's a cold, clammy, 31 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:57.079 lifeless body that glares down at us. 32 00:01:57.120 --> 00:01:59.120 Oh, sort of like an income tax collector. 33 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:03.480 Well, not to change the subject, I wish you would, 34 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:05.719 but I like to say, your trip to Las Vegas 35 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:06.159 last week? 36 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:08.719 Did you good? You look fresh as a flower, a 37 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:09.439 potted one. 38 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:14.919 Yeah, nothing, Yeah, he said to me, let's put that 39 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:16.159 junk in for a laugh. 40 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:20.719 Where is it, doc? 41 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:24.840 I'll never take another trip across that desert though it 42 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:25.919 took me five days. 43 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.879 Five days? Why it's only two hundred miles. 44 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.039 Yeah, I can only travel at night though my thumb 45 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.199 sunburned so easily. 46 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:34.800 Well, did you see Boulder Damn? Yes? 47 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:37.000 I took my father to get his mind off of drinking, 48 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:39.199 you know, really in and help now. He took one 49 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:41.639 look at Boulder dam and he says, look, no, wonder, 50 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:42.759 you can't get a chaser. 51 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:43.840 They're holding it back. 52 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:52.400 I saw a Papa beaver talking about twenty little baby beaver's. 53 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:54.560 You got them all together and he says. Look, kids, 54 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:55.439 that's what I mean. 55 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:59.439 That's like I was pretty crowded in Las Vegas. Tell me, 56 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.400 Rad did you do about finding a place to stay? 57 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:01.520 Well? 58 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:03.120 I finally told the mayor that I was tired of 59 00:03:03.159 --> 00:03:04.800 sleeping in the park. Yeah what did he say? 60 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:05.199 Nothing? 61 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:07.159 He just laughed and played back down on the bench 62 00:03:07.159 --> 00:03:08.000 and went to sleep again. 63 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:10.080 But where did you stay? 64 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:10.439 Red? 65 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:13.319 At the last Frontier hotel? That's really a nice place 66 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:15.840 to have gambling there, you know. Really, Yes, in case 67 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:16.520 you ever go there. 68 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:18.560 Noticed that white flag over the hotel? 69 00:03:18.639 --> 00:03:26.080 That's my shirt, I'll say. I noticed a beautiful hat 70 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:27.840 box in your dressing room. Something good inside. 71 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:29.120 Yes, it's a present for Anita. 72 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:30.479 Ellis a present for me. 73 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:32.919 Red, Yes, and need it. But I'm a little nervous 74 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:35.960 about giving it to you. Oh well, you know how 75 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:38.080 women are. You give them something and then they get 76 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:39.400 all mushy and want to kishy. 77 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:43.080 You know, alright, I don't think I'm like that, you know. 78 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:45.439 I mean, I carry that thing all the way up 79 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:46.000 here for nothing. 80 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:50.879 Well, now here's Raleigh's Rod O'Connor. 81 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:56.319 Ladies and gentlemen, Now medical science offers you prove positive. Yes, 82 00:03:56.439 --> 00:04:00.919 medical science offers you prove positive no other leading cigarette 83 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:04.199 is safer to smoke, because no other gives you less nicotine, 84 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:09.439 less throat irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting Raleigh. Yes, 85 00:04:09.719 --> 00:04:13.639 raleighs are right, right for taste, right for throat for 86 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:18.040 medical science now offers you proof positive no other cigarette 87 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:21.360 gives you less nicotine, let's throat irritating tars, so no 88 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:22.639 other is safer to smoke. 89 00:04:23.279 --> 00:04:25.199 Next time, ask for Raleigh's. 90 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:28.519 Thank you very much, gentlemen, and now lovely. Anita Ellis 91 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:39.399 sings some Sunday morning, Some. 92 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:52.240 Sunday morning is going to be some Sunday morning for someone. 93 00:04:52.240 --> 00:05:05.319 And therese will be chiming little a specially for someone, 94 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:12.800 and they'll be an organ play. 95 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:23.800 Friends and relations will stay. Can't you hear them saying, gee, 96 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:25.879 what a feature of a pin. 97 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:29.639 Some Sunday morning. 98 00:05:31.079 --> 00:05:39.319 We'll all down me. I hear the so nervous, and 99 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:40.879 I will. 100 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:42.480 Try the smart. 101 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:52.199 Things surely a gross me for song one And some 102 00:05:52.959 --> 00:06:03.879 Sunday morning you see. 103 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.040 Be an organ play. 104 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:06.399 Friends and relations will stay. 105 00:06:07.639 --> 00:06:07.839 Gee? 106 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:13.519 Can't you hear them saying, oh, what a feature. 107 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:14.240 Of a pale. 108 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:21.839 Sun sonlrmony we walk dommy on. 109 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:32.879 He'll be so nervous, and I try to smile. Things 110 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:49.959 surela grosy for s one and Sun the sunnimon you see. 111 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.560 Thank you very much, good night. 112 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:58.519 We opened the skeleton scrapbook of sattire to a story 113 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:00.439 entitled Looking for Trouble. 114 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:03.000 My characters are fictional. 115 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:05.759 If there's any similarity to persons living, they should go 116 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:07.600 down to the morgue and give themselves up. 117 00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:10.759 Chapter eighty one. 118 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:13.279 Of Looking for Trouble is entitled The Man Who Stole 119 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.600 me Gal. This is the story of Dead Eye and 120 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:18.720 his long search for gentlemen Jim Harkins, the man who 121 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:22.279 ran away with the girl Margie the Clipper. It's midwinter 122 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:26.519 in Montana. The blizzard is raging. Boy, it's abaute Montana. 123 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:27.040 That is. 124 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:42.759 Whooa woo holcome horse warm eh you okay, wonderful? Yeah? 125 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:44.839 But Dad, why go to all this trouble to get 126 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:46.560 even with some critic who stole your gal? 127 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:49.079 Why didn't you ever fall in love? 128 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:51.360 No, but I fell in a revel once. That's the 129 00:07:51.399 --> 00:07:55.120 same thing. You get soaked either way. 130 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:56.639 Sodada, I'm turning back. 131 00:07:56.480 --> 00:07:57.120 Turning back. 132 00:07:57.240 --> 00:07:58.839 Is that all our friendship means? 133 00:07:59.160 --> 00:07:59.240 No? 134 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:01.720 You know, I'd faced death for you. 135 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:04.879 Oh yeah, then how come you ran when that grizzly 136 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:11.519 bear challenged it? He wasn't dead, was he? So I 137 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:14.639 gotta find gentleman Jim Harkins, the guy that stole my gown. 138 00:08:14.759 --> 00:08:16.120 Well, let's look in California. 139 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:19.519 California. What's that? 140 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:21.519 That's the place where you get hit by a woman 141 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:23.959 driver and you take a sun bath while waiting for 142 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:24.600 an ambulance. 143 00:08:29.560 --> 00:08:32.440 There's an ambulance. There's people up in these mountains. I 144 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:37.519 can hear them, looked as a cabin just ahead of it. 145 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:40.200 Let's inquire in there, and if they ain't seen Megal 146 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.600 and gentlemen Jim, then we'll head for California. Okay, come on, 147 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:49.320 let's race for the captain. It was a tie. Yeah, 148 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:55.080 but I would have won if i'd have hit a horse. Yeah, 149 00:08:55.159 --> 00:08:56.200 I'll go up knock. 150 00:08:56.000 --> 00:09:05.080 On the door here, dead I What did you follow 151 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:05.799 me up here for? 152 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:06.399 Dead eye? 153 00:09:06.519 --> 00:09:09.039 I'm playing the piano with you, Gail, talk to me, I. 154 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:10.759 Said, what did you follow me up here for? 155 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:13.720 Because I can't live without you? Gil? 156 00:09:16.360 --> 00:09:17.840 Why can't you live without me? 157 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:22.559 Because you got all the money. Gal, It's good to 158 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:25.639 see you again. Gal, Come on, sit on my lap. Here, 159 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:27.000 pull up a knee and sit down. 160 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:36.639 Okay, hmmm, still bow legged a zebra, ain't you? Yeah? 161 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:40.840 I've been that way ever since I swallowed that chicken wishbone. 162 00:09:42.840 --> 00:09:47.639 I'm proud of that. Why don't you come back to 163 00:09:47.679 --> 00:09:49.320 the Flathead County with me? Gal? 164 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:52.240 It's no use that I'm gentleman Jim Hawkins. 165 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:53.840 He's promised me a love nest. 166 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:56.200 Where you go with me, I'll give you some sneakers, 167 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:01.440 after all, white? Should the girl in the balcony have 168 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:02.080 all of them? 169 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:02.320 You know? 170 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:04.159 How about kissing me? 171 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:04.440 Gal? 172 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:04.759 No? 173 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:08.080 Dead I I don't want to kiss Why, I'd rather 174 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:09.279 have a Raleigh? 175 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:10.000 Yeah? 176 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:12.399 Who's that? 177 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:14.440 Oh? 178 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:17.039 Did I? Jim Hawkins just rode up? 179 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:20.320 I thought I recognized your horse? 180 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:21.960 Did I stand back? 181 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:22.279 Gal? 182 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:25.399 Here's a cowboy that's seen too many of them Errol 183 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:31.480 Flynn pictures? Did I? 184 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:34.000 Why don't you let us be Maggie the clipping and 185 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:35.919 Iris happiest two bugs in the rock. 186 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.240 Well, you better pull in your ears because my guns 187 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:39.519 is loaded with DDT. 188 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:41.679 Don't trip me. 189 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:45.519 That I you can have your gal, gentleman Jim, you wait, No, gentleman, 190 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:48.759 you're so yellow you could give transfusions to bananas. 191 00:10:49.039 --> 00:10:58.080 Yes, well that skins me. I'm proud of that. Why 192 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:00.600 don't we be fair and square about this. We'll fight 193 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:02.639 a duel for her hand very well. 194 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:04.799 Count three, and we'll both go now. 195 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:06.000 He ordered no better than that. 196 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:09.480 Okay, come out side. 197 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:11.240 Very well? 198 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:12.519 Did I'll take that? 199 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:17.480 Why you didn't even give deadI a chance? 200 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:19.759 I'm done for a girl. 201 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:22.720 I'm on my way to that cabin in the sky. 202 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:26.120 Oh I den, you can't go to that cabin in 203 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:27.679 the sky yet because. 204 00:11:27.399 --> 00:11:31.600 I love you. Goodbye, girl, roll me over on my face. 205 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:36.759 I don't want to see where I'm really going. You 206 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:40.399 better go in, and I'm coud of that. You better 207 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:42.120 go inside out of the cool gal. 208 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:45.840 Gentlemen, Jim were through Well, I didn't know you loved 209 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:46.600 him so much. 210 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:51.000 Come in, hoy, folks, did I? 211 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:52.799 I thought you were going to that cabin in the sky. 212 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:55.960 He wouldn't let me in. Why no vacancy's up there either. 213 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:01.559 Chapter eighty two. 214 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:03.720 I give. 215 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:07.120 Chapter eighty two is entitled I've been insulted. 216 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:14.480 When a girl has been insulted, she usually looks for 217 00:12:14.559 --> 00:12:16.399 her man to fight to protect her honor. 218 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:19.519 If she can find him, it's usually clim cadittle hopper. 219 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:39.840 So someday mode do do do do? 220 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:40.000 Do? 221 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:42.360 Do? Do? 222 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:43.879 Do? 223 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:50.279 I wonder if terre are doos all alone? 224 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:52.559 I'll get sneak up to the door and listen for 225 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:56.039 a minute. No, I'd better stop that listening beginning to. 226 00:12:56.120 --> 00:13:03.799 Hear thine, Well, how they claim will share the do? 227 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:05.639 How they duty to you too? 228 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:14.159 Sure is a nice day today, ain't it? The sun 229 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:16.120 got back from Florida early this year? 230 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:16.639 Isn't they. 231 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:18.480 Say? 232 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:20.279 What did you want to see me about? 233 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:22.919 How clam? People are talking? 234 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:26.559 Well, of course they're talking. What do you expect them 235 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:26.840 to do? 236 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:27.200 Bart? 237 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:31.000 That's too fast words? He didn't get it? 238 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:35.440 Well, what just to hear about you and the widow Brown? 239 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:36.519 It's a lie. 240 00:13:36.960 --> 00:13:38.360 I don't even know the woman. 241 00:13:38.679 --> 00:13:39.600 And that's a lie. 242 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:44.879 Too, Oh, Clam, you're a morong. 243 00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:47.919 Yes, and medical science can give you a proof positives. 244 00:13:51.159 --> 00:13:52.039 I'm proud of that. 245 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:56.519 Well, you took that widder to the movies the. 246 00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:57.240 Other and I didn't. 247 00:13:57.399 --> 00:13:58.919 I did not he took me. 248 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:01.720 Did you hold her hand? 249 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.360 I sure did? Why he was sneaking the popcorn? 250 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:12.559 Well, tell me, truly, clam, have you ever kissed her? 251 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:13.799 Only on the cheek. 252 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:15.399 Well you sure it wasn't her lips? 253 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:23.320 Well she was grinning a little at a time. Hey, 254 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:25.720 wait a minute, who told you I took her to 255 00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:26.240 the movie. 256 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:27.840 Well, I heard it at the drug store. 257 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:30.519 A fella said, there goes out Sarah, I do when 258 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:33.200 she plays second fettle for clam cud, it'll hop her. 259 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:35.519 I didn't even know you had a union card. 260 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:39.679 No, cleam, either you make that briber mouth apologize or 261 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:40.440 we're through. 262 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:43.799 Really well, then come on, I'll go down and make 263 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:44.799 him take it back. 264 00:14:45.320 --> 00:14:46.440 They won't stand for that. 265 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.480 A tall A tall, I don't stay. 266 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.159 You're going the wrong way. 267 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:54.200 Sometimes my feet a lot smarter than I am. 268 00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:56.600 Now, come on next door. 269 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:06.240 Here's the rug store. Oh and there is the fellaw 270 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:07.279 who insulted me. 271 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:09.600 Oh yeah, well take care of him right now. 272 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:13.639 Come here, you hey down, Well. 273 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:15.200 I'll put you down. What kids talk? 274 00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:18.679 You started about me? I'm gonna beat you to a pope. 275 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:20.480 You're the type of a guy I can handle. 276 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:21.559 You want me down? 277 00:15:22.679 --> 00:15:25.080 He didn't say it, He didn't. 278 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:27.679 No, I'll put that midga down. 279 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:32.639 Well, if he didn't say it, who said it? 280 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:33.360 That did? 281 00:15:33.440 --> 00:15:33.759 Tell her? 282 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:36.279 He's the one go on claim make and take it back. 283 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:41.039 Oh, surely he didn't say it? 284 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.879 Well, yes he did, Yes, he did. Didn't You didn't 285 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:48.360 you say claim was a two times? 286 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:52.240 Yes, I didn't. Don't start anything, or I'll knock your conscious. 287 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:58.000 Come on, put up your mix now. 288 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:00.360 Look, I'll give you one last chance to apolog. 289 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:04.200 I apologize to you, you lily livered, chicken hearted nkum 290 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:05.360 poop that mighty d. 291 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:14.240 If you don't hit him, I'm just through with you. 292 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:14.879 You heard her. 293 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:17.759 Oh look dog me go home and play with your toys, 294 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:18.960 or I'll slap your faith. 295 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:19.799 You slap my face. 296 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:23.279 Now, bite your fingers off. I'll bite your fingers off. 297 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:30.720 You slap me, or you will, Yes, sure, I'll. 298 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:32.279 Gun the morf I will. 299 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:43.919 Now. 300 00:16:44.519 --> 00:16:49.720 Medical science offers you prove positive. Yes, medical science offers 301 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:51.360 you prove positive. 302 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:54.639 No other leading cigarette is safer to smoke, because no 303 00:16:54.759 --> 00:16:58.440 other gives you less nicotine less thrown irritating tars than 304 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:02.759 the new, smoother, better tasting Raleigh Myron Nelson, America's number 305 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:03.960 one golfer, says. 306 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:05.279 Quote, It's true. 307 00:17:05.319 --> 00:17:08.720 I've seen the certified test with my own eyes. Medical 308 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:12.480 science has proved no other cigarette gives you less nicotine 309 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:16.960 less throat irritating tars, thus is actually safer to smoke. 310 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:22.160 Raleigh's must be right, right for taste, right for truth. 311 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:26.799 You're right, Viral Nelson, Raleighs are right. Exhaustive scientific tests 312 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:31.640 of America's six biggest selling brands, thirtified by fourteen distinguished doctors, 313 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:37.039 including eminent throats specialists, have proved conclusively no other cigarette 314 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:40.960 gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars, so no 315 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:43.920 other is safer to smoke. See if you don't agree, 316 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:48.640 Raleighs are right, right for taste, right for throat, cry 317 00:17:48.759 --> 00:17:50.839 Rallys enjoy Raleighs. 318 00:17:50.559 --> 00:17:52.119 Rich tobacco that mild. 319 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:57.160 They're smooth and more satisfying Raleigh flavor. Remember, medical science 320 00:17:57.200 --> 00:18:01.160 now offers you proof positive no other leading cigarette is 321 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:04.440 safer to smoke, because no other gives you less nicotine, 322 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:09.599 less throat irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting rawlegh. 323 00:18:12.880 --> 00:19:57.039 And. Now David Forster and his orchestra plays Tumbling Weeds. 324 00:20:54.839 --> 00:20:56.200 I could very much way to play. 325 00:20:57.240 --> 00:21:00.480 Chapter eighty three of Looking for Trouble is entitled time 326 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:01.359 to go to Bed Kitty. 327 00:21:06.200 --> 00:21:09.200 When a child is reminded of bedtime, there's usually a 328 00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:12.039 little trouble. But with the little child psychology it can 329 00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:14.960 be handled pretty nicely with everyone except the mean with 330 00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:24.720 okid to me. 331 00:21:24.880 --> 00:21:28.279 Now it's time. All good little boys, we're in dead. 332 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.160 That's what they get for being good. 333 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:32.359 You know, I will come in. 334 00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:37.759 Wait, get me wagon here. You can't bring that wagon 335 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:42.960 in the house. It isn't you. I got it from 336 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:44.319 the widow head next door. 337 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:47.799 No widow deal. I hook up at my wagon. 338 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:49.440 What did you give it for him? 339 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:51.000 He was happy with the whole deal. 340 00:21:51.119 --> 00:21:54.359 You know what did you give in for it? 341 00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:55.319 A black eye? 342 00:21:57.680 --> 00:21:59.960 Hurry upstairs and take your back and get ready for bid. 343 00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:07.119 Okaya know what happened? 344 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:08.559 The door was a jar. 345 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:11.000 Now me, poor widow nose, it's a jam. 346 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:13.039 My grandma? 347 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:14.720 How long will before old? 348 00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:15.000 Enough? 349 00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:17.880 I don't have to take back no more. Never kind 350 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:19.160 of a go out, look in. 351 00:22:20.440 --> 00:22:22.200 Get bout the city. Stop wasting time. 352 00:22:23.400 --> 00:22:26.039 Get cool? Okay, I will play Johnny White's murr. I 353 00:22:26.039 --> 00:22:27.680 will run and dive in through the water. 354 00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:28.359 Here I go. 355 00:22:29.160 --> 00:22:41.960 Who pulled that? Stop? Are out? I better throw the 356 00:22:42.000 --> 00:22:44.119 cup up again. I better throw the cub full of water. 357 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:52.720 Yes, don't command, don't comment, I not nor don't command. 358 00:22:54.160 --> 00:22:56.079 Put your jamas. Only get out of that. 359 00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:59.880 Okay, okay, goodness everywhere you go these days peeping car 360 00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:02.960 you know, And I did want to lay in the 361 00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:04.799 bubble back and try to choke a widow. 362 00:23:06.000 --> 00:23:09.640 No, I get my pajamas on now, I will get 363 00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:10.160 out of there. 364 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:15.799 Get you. 365 00:23:16.119 --> 00:23:18.880 You're soaking with well, you said, put on my widow 366 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:24.000 pajamas and get out at her, Junior, don't put your pajamas. 367 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:29.000 On in the tubs now she put this here. You're 368 00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:31.599 still dinky. Didn't you use any soap? 369 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.240 Yes? I did, but the way I usually it last longer. 370 00:23:34.279 --> 00:23:35.200 I leave the whapples. 371 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:40.519 Yeah, take into these dry pajamas and get into beds. 372 00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:43.640 Okay, I am sleepy, but I will try get for you. 373 00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:48.119 I will try, yeah, yeah, yeah. 374 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.440 Now what are you doing? 375 00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:58.839 I'm taking a cat nap? Grandma? 376 00:23:59.160 --> 00:24:01.559 Are you writing down or do I have to tie 377 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:02.079 the ropes? 378 00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:02.359 No? 379 00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:06.200 I think the change will hold me. Okay, well when 380 00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:08.559 I Grandma. 381 00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:10.400 No, you can't have a drink of water. 382 00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:14.480 What are this information? Please wait for the question. 383 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:15.880 What do you want? 384 00:24:16.039 --> 00:24:20.839 I'm thirty, just starling, Junior. Are you're going to sleep 385 00:24:20.920 --> 00:24:22.599 or your aunt going to get any of that tie? 386 00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:28.279 I may for tomorrow, Queen nice French, never tax your 387 00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:30.880 better watch me? 388 00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:35.119 Wait you know, Juan, did you hear that noise? 389 00:24:35.400 --> 00:24:35.559 No? 390 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:36.200 You think. 391 00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:38.799 Now? 392 00:24:38.920 --> 00:24:39.680 You don't use. 393 00:24:39.680 --> 00:24:40.079 Care of me? 394 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:47.599 Now you know nothing. They wouldn't keep you when they 395 00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:52.960 saw who they had. You sure don't love me, and 396 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:55.720 it might be a stranger they want me to Lenny, 397 00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:59.599 wouldn't let anything. 398 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:05.200 Yea blessed little hard Yeah, bless you. 399 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:09.519 It's all right. It's only the man next door. 400 00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:10.519 No, that's what I figured. 401 00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:12.880