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<v Speaker 1>One o one with Linchin Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's Rock Station one oh one one w JR. A

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<v Speaker 2>little more than a fifteen minutes to vote for you

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<v Speaker 2>say we play it brought to you by Fairwin's Credit

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<v Speaker 2>Union jur Facebook page. That vote you place could end

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<v Speaker 2>up being converted into tickets for the Sunday lineup at

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Rockville featuring Corn.

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<v Speaker 1>So go get your vote in JR Facebook page for

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<v Speaker 1>which Jimmy Hendricks Experience song you want to hear? There's

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<v Speaker 1>three I'm to choose from. It's the featured artist this morning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Pat just mentioned it like you know. It goes

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday to see Corn. Yes, Corn is headlining Sunday a

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Rockville. You could be there. Pretty awesome JR

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Get on, all right, let's uh, let's go ahead and

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<v Speaker 2>begin with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Fload of man, fload of man. Floating man. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>to be a flooring man, he's got to be a

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<v Speaker 1>flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a Florida man on the move visiting Yellowstone

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<v Speaker 2>National Park in Wyoming, uh and taking home the crown

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<v Speaker 2>in title of being first first park visitor of the

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<v Speaker 2>year to be gored by a bison for getting too close. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's just being described as a forty seven year old

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<v Speaker 2>cape coral man with.

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<v Speaker 1>A large wound in his stomach. I'm guessing, what how

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<v Speaker 1>many years.

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<v Speaker 2>And times do we have to report on the getting

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<v Speaker 2>gord by whatever because you're a dumb ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Or eaten by a crocodile we had yesterday or the

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<v Speaker 1>day two days because it's freak. It's a fake crocodole.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me get in and see. Well it ripped your

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<v Speaker 1>arm off? How does that feel? There's always something the lions,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear it. In the last three weeks we have

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<v Speaker 1>had four incidents of people getting in trouble with the animals.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a when we, the wife and I took the

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<v Speaker 2>road trip to Tennessee earlier this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you did that. What's that ride?

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<v Speaker 2>That the oh the Dragon's tail, Jesus, not a ride,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a It's a road that is what might as

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<v Speaker 2>well be a ride.

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<v Speaker 1>People love it. Yeah, the bikers love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, if you've driven up in that general direction, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you get to Cherokee, North Carolina, before you go

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<v Speaker 2>into the Smoky Mountains National Park, there there's this big

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<v Speaker 2>like welcome center and there's this huge field and uh

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<v Speaker 2>that that's where a lot of times you'll see the

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<v Speaker 2>wild animals out there, just just grazing, and you drive

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<v Speaker 2>on you. That's really cool. And I have to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you that I've taken that trip now a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>Not once did it ever occur to me to say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, pull over it, let me run out

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<v Speaker 2>there in the midst of all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, when I drive down forty four on the way

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<v Speaker 1>to Samurna, I see the cows on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road, you know what, I'm not gonna pull over

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<v Speaker 1>and pat them. I would say it's somebody from the

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<v Speaker 1>Midwest who never sees these animals, but they see bison.

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<v Speaker 3>Admire from afar, Yes, admire from Afar. Plus it's easier.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to get out of the car. It's

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<v Speaker 3>get bit by ants.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, go to a petting farm like you did

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<v Speaker 1>when you were a kid. You know, you go there,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, huff and mouth put a damper on that

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<v Speaker 1>for a bit, you know, kill Joy kids were going

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<v Speaker 1>to the petting zoom coming home with diarrhea and one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and five degree temperatures. But all that aside, that

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<v Speaker 1>was school today? How was the field trip? Honey? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The uh pat in those little chicks I remember? Okay, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>now the little ducks. You know, you get a pet

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<v Speaker 1>of duck or the sheep would come up and nibble

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<v Speaker 1>on your your shorts and stuff. Yeah, uh huh, the

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<v Speaker 1>good times. Don't go playing with bithon. So I've said

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<v Speaker 1>this before. I try to approach each day with the

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<v Speaker 1>thought of trying to learn something that I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>at the start of the day before I go to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying. I go to bed each

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<v Speaker 2>night knowing something that I didn't know at the start of.

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<v Speaker 1>You that's your goal, and your new goal is to

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<v Speaker 1>learn something every day. I never knew this. It has

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<v Speaker 1>to do with tornadoes. Oh I bet I know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ten percent weather meteor No, no, I know that. So

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<v Speaker 1>you very well may know this, but perhaps not. I

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<v Speaker 1>said tornadic activity before any of the weather people, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're my witness for that. It was something I may

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<v Speaker 1>remember that well with the super Taco bubble.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you can say you're the creator

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<v Speaker 2>of the term tornadic activity. You have been using it

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<v Speaker 2>for years, though, yes, I will credit you with that

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<v Speaker 2>before can toy all right, This past Monday in North

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina's some rough rough weather moved through and at one

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<v Speaker 2>point a storm chaser did capture photo and video of

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<v Speaker 2>a tornado touching down in Jamesville, North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it have another tornado inside of it? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the phenom? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, So this chaser's footage was used to confirm that, yes, indeed,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a tornado that set down associated with that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they always they always suspect a tornado occurs,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the Weather Service sends out their investigative team

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<v Speaker 2>and then they try to categorize the tornado based on

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<v Speaker 2>the damage.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's good to know for insurance purposes and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so and it used.

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<v Speaker 2>To just be an e whatever. Then now they turned

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<v Speaker 2>into do an EF and you get the rankings on

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<v Speaker 2>is EF one through five zero actually zero through five,

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<v Speaker 2>and then there's the very rare. And in this case,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my new nugget that I learned early.

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<v Speaker 1>On today, May eighth, negative one e fu.

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<v Speaker 4>What in the God's name is in EFU? Do you

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<v Speaker 4>want to take a wild guest?

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<v Speaker 1>I go and e F you is? That's the big

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<v Speaker 1>old sum betch that above and E five e F

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<v Speaker 1>five and it comes through it and it says f you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it just rips everything.

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<v Speaker 4>You would think logic would go to say yes, it

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<v Speaker 4>would be like a tornado beyond any comprehension.

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<v Speaker 1>E fu is such a small tornado that it's below

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<v Speaker 1>the EF zero or whatever. But it's saying f you

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<v Speaker 1>because you can't even get the insurance money as a

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<v Speaker 1>tornado because I'm an FU.

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<v Speaker 3>Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what this is. These are ratings given to tornadoes

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<v Speaker 2>the touchdown in such rural areas that there is no

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<v Speaker 2>damage to base a rating on other than just like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe some ranch path on the ground where it went through.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an EFU. Okay, give it to people again, so

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<v Speaker 1>everybody learns something today.

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<v Speaker 2>There is an actual tornado ranking for intensity of an

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<v Speaker 2>e FU.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something that goes through and doesn't do any major damage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's touching down in such a rural area that there's

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<v Speaker 2>no structures or anything like that or anybody hurt. And

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<v Speaker 2>in this case, thank goodness, nobody was. North Carolina has

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<v Speaker 2>been through enough God knows huh.

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<v Speaker 1>But EF you, the EF you is one that comes

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<v Speaker 1>and takes your trailer while you're drinking your bush come on,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we've got a dual couple. Hey, we drove

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<v Speaker 1>by when we are coming back from the Keys, we

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<v Speaker 1>drove by all these brand new trailers, right like a

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<v Speaker 1>trailer park, basically a nice place. You're on you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the wall water in the Keys. It's money, it's whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And I looked at my wife and we had a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>If we live there, it'd be great, but we would

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<v Speaker 1>know that if there's a storm coming, I am gone,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll come back and start over and and hope

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<v Speaker 1>for the best because they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Even ensure those I know, it's just you. You pop

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<v Speaker 2>it down and you come back it's gone. Oh well

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<v Speaker 2>you just go go. I have to go buy another clean,

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<v Speaker 2>sweep the pad, and set a new one up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. But that's what that would be my game

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<v Speaker 1>plan if I ever lived down there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna We've got a married, lesbian nurse couple

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<v Speaker 2>down in Port Saint Luciu. One was arrested for battering

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<v Speaker 2>her wife with cheesy nachos. Oh really involved us shoving

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<v Speaker 2>the actual nachos down the pants of her spouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, this was at the ball and Alley, wasn't it. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty and their lesbian love nest in Port Saint Luci

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<v Speaker 2>three thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat, I know about lesbian nurses and cheesy nachos.

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<v Speaker 2>That spells bowling alley. What started this taco?

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<v Speaker 4>Ay?

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<v Speaker 2>It was three thirty in the morning, so you know

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<v Speaker 2>there was alcohol involved.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. B the when alcohol is involved, you get hungry. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See what goes better with alcohol in the Monchi's and

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<v Speaker 2>some cheesy nachos. That's when the uh one half of

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<v Speaker 2>the partners involved takes the opportunity to comment on. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting kind of plumped there. You may want to

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<v Speaker 2>eat the.

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<v Speaker 4>Cheesy nachos get elevating. The next thing you know, you're

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<v Speaker 4>cramming cheesy nachos down or her pants.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say

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<v Speaker 1>anything at all. Let me see these lesbians. I just

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<v Speaker 1>got a picture the one way. She's pretty hot. She

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't been eating too many nachos. Look trailer, look close.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if that's crazy eyes or perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>hungover his health. I think that's Hey, I'm a tired

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<v Speaker 1>nurse who worked super hard. Appreciate me nacho cheese chips,

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<v Speaker 1>down my pants. I was having some dackeries, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>late night. The story did not happen at three point thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>It allegedly happened at Alma bowl.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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