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Speaker 1: which Jimmy Hendricks Experience song you want to hear? There's
Speaker 1: three I'm to choose from. It's the featured artist this morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Pat just mentioned it like you know. It goes
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Speaker 2: Get on, all right, let's uh, let's go ahead and
Speaker 2: begin with this.
Speaker 1: Fload of man, fload of man. Floating man. He's got
Speaker 1: to be a flooring man, he's got to be a
Speaker 1: flying man.
Speaker 2: We've got a Florida man on the move visiting Yellowstone
Speaker 2: National Park in Wyoming, uh and taking home the crown
Speaker 2: in title of being first first park visitor of the
Speaker 2: year to be gored by a bison for getting too close. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's just being described as a forty seven year old
Speaker 2: cape coral man with.
Speaker 1: A large wound in his stomach. I'm guessing, what how
Speaker 1: many years.
Speaker 2: And times do we have to report on the getting
Speaker 2: gord by whatever because you're a dumb ass.
Speaker 1: Or eaten by a crocodile we had yesterday or the
Speaker 1: day two days because it's freak. It's a fake crocodole.
Speaker 1: Let me get in and see. Well it ripped your
Speaker 1: arm off? How does that feel? There's always something the lions,
Speaker 1: I swear it. In the last three weeks we have
Speaker 1: had four incidents of people getting in trouble with the animals.
Speaker 2: There's a when we, the wife and I took the
Speaker 2: road trip to Tennessee earlier this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did that. What's that ride?
Speaker 2: That the oh the Dragon's tail, Jesus, not a ride,
Speaker 2: it's a It's a road that is what might as
Speaker 2: well be a ride.
Speaker 1: People love it. Yeah, the bikers love it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you've driven up in that general direction, you know,
Speaker 2: when you get to Cherokee, North Carolina, before you go
Speaker 2: into the Smoky Mountains National Park, there there's this big
Speaker 2: like welcome center and there's this huge field and uh
Speaker 2: that that's where a lot of times you'll see the
Speaker 2: wild animals out there, just just grazing, and you drive
Speaker 2: on you. That's really cool. And I have to tell
Speaker 2: you that I've taken that trip now a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Not once did it ever occur to me to say,
Speaker 2: you know what, pull over it, let me run out
Speaker 2: there in the midst of all of them.
Speaker 1: No, when I drive down forty four on the way
Speaker 1: to Samurna, I see the cows on the side of
Speaker 1: the road, you know what, I'm not gonna pull over
Speaker 1: and pat them. I would say it's somebody from the
Speaker 1: Midwest who never sees these animals, but they see bison.
Speaker 3: Admire from afar, Yes, admire from Afar. Plus it's easier.
Speaker 3: You don't have to get out of the car. It's
Speaker 3: get bit by ants.
Speaker 1: My god, go to a petting farm like you did
Speaker 1: when you were a kid. You know, you go there,
Speaker 1: I know, huff and mouth put a damper on that
Speaker 1: for a bit, you know, kill Joy kids were going
Speaker 1: to the petting zoom coming home with diarrhea and one
Speaker 1: hundred and five degree temperatures. But all that aside, that
Speaker 1: was school today? How was the field trip? Honey? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The uh pat in those little chicks I remember? Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: now the little ducks. You know, you get a pet
Speaker 1: of duck or the sheep would come up and nibble
Speaker 1: on your your shorts and stuff. Yeah, uh huh, the
Speaker 1: good times. Don't go playing with bithon. So I've said
Speaker 1: this before. I try to approach each day with the
Speaker 1: thought of trying to learn something that I didn't know
Speaker 1: at the start of the day before I go to bed.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I go to bed each
Speaker 2: night knowing something that I didn't know at the start of.
Speaker 1: You that's your goal, and your new goal is to
Speaker 1: learn something every day. I never knew this. It has
Speaker 1: to do with tornadoes. Oh I bet I know. I'm
Speaker 1: ten percent weather meteor No, no, I know that. So
Speaker 1: you very well may know this, but perhaps not. I
Speaker 1: said tornadic activity before any of the weather people, and
Speaker 1: you're my witness for that. It was something I may
Speaker 1: remember that well with the super Taco bubble.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can say you're the creator
Speaker 2: of the term tornadic activity. You have been using it
Speaker 2: for years, though, yes, I will credit you with that
Speaker 2: before can toy all right, This past Monday in North
Speaker 2: Carolina's some rough rough weather moved through and at one
Speaker 2: point a storm chaser did capture photo and video of
Speaker 2: a tornado touching down in Jamesville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Did it have another tornado inside of it? Is that
Speaker 1: the phenom? No?
Speaker 2: No, So this chaser's footage was used to confirm that, yes, indeed,
Speaker 2: there was a tornado that set down associated with that.
Speaker 2: You know, they always they always suspect a tornado occurs,
Speaker 2: and then the Weather Service sends out their investigative team
Speaker 2: and then they try to categorize the tornado based on
Speaker 2: the damage.
Speaker 1: And it's good to know for insurance purposes and okay,
Speaker 1: so and it used.
Speaker 2: To just be an e whatever. Then now they turned
Speaker 2: into do an EF and you get the rankings on
Speaker 2: is EF one through five zero actually zero through five,
Speaker 2: and then there's the very rare. And in this case,
Speaker 2: this is my new nugget that I learned early.
Speaker 1: On today, May eighth, negative one e fu.
Speaker 4: What in the God's name is in EFU? Do you
Speaker 4: want to take a wild guest?
Speaker 1: I go and e F you is? That's the big
Speaker 1: old sum betch that above and E five e F
Speaker 1: five and it comes through it and it says f you. No,
Speaker 1: it just rips everything.
Speaker 4: You would think logic would go to say yes, it
Speaker 4: would be like a tornado beyond any comprehension.
Speaker 1: E fu is such a small tornado that it's below
Speaker 1: the EF zero or whatever. But it's saying f you
Speaker 1: because you can't even get the insurance money as a
Speaker 1: tornado because I'm an FU.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 2: Here's what this is. These are ratings given to tornadoes
Speaker 2: the touchdown in such rural areas that there is no
Speaker 2: damage to base a rating on other than just like
Speaker 2: maybe some ranch path on the ground where it went through.
Speaker 1: That's an EFU. Okay, give it to people again, so
Speaker 1: everybody learns something today.
Speaker 2: There is an actual tornado ranking for intensity of an
Speaker 2: e FU.
Speaker 1: It's something that goes through and doesn't do any major damage.
Speaker 2: It's touching down in such a rural area that there's
Speaker 2: no structures or anything like that or anybody hurt. And
Speaker 2: in this case, thank goodness, nobody was. North Carolina has
Speaker 2: been through enough God knows huh.
Speaker 1: But EF you, the EF you is one that comes
Speaker 1: and takes your trailer while you're drinking your bush come on,
Speaker 1: all right, we've got a dual couple. Hey, we drove
Speaker 1: by when we are coming back from the Keys, we
Speaker 1: drove by all these brand new trailers, right like a
Speaker 1: trailer park, basically a nice place. You're on you're on
Speaker 1: the wall water in the Keys. It's money, it's whatever.
Speaker 1: And I looked at my wife and we had a conversation.
Speaker 1: If we live there, it'd be great, but we would
Speaker 1: know that if there's a storm coming, I am gone,
Speaker 1: and I'll come back and start over and and hope
Speaker 1: for the best because they don't.
Speaker 2: Even ensure those I know, it's just you. You pop
Speaker 2: it down and you come back it's gone. Oh well
Speaker 2: you just go go. I have to go buy another clean,
Speaker 2: sweep the pad, and set a new one up.
Speaker 1: That's it. But that's what that would be my game
Speaker 1: plan if I ever lived down there.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna We've got a married, lesbian nurse couple
Speaker 2: down in Port Saint Luciu. One was arrested for battering
Speaker 2: her wife with cheesy nachos. Oh really involved us shoving
Speaker 2: the actual nachos down the pants of her spouse.
Speaker 1: Yep, this was at the ball and Alley, wasn't it. No, no,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Thirty and their lesbian love nest in Port Saint Luci
Speaker 2: three thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: Pat, I know about lesbian nurses and cheesy nachos.
Speaker 2: That spells bowling alley. What started this taco?
Speaker 4: Ay?
Speaker 2: It was three thirty in the morning, so you know
Speaker 2: there was alcohol involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah. B the when alcohol is involved, you get hungry. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See what goes better with alcohol in the Monchi's and
Speaker 2: some cheesy nachos. That's when the uh one half of
Speaker 2: the partners involved takes the opportunity to comment on. You know,
Speaker 2: you're getting kind of plumped there. You may want to
Speaker 2: eat the.
Speaker 4: Cheesy nachos get elevating. The next thing you know, you're
Speaker 4: cramming cheesy nachos down or her pants.
Speaker 1: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say
Speaker 1: anything at all. Let me see these lesbians. I just
Speaker 1: got a picture the one way. She's pretty hot. She
Speaker 1: hadn't been eating too many nachos. Look trailer, look close.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if that's crazy eyes or perhaps
Speaker 1: hungover his health. I think that's Hey, I'm a tired
Speaker 1: nurse who worked super hard. Appreciate me nacho cheese chips,
Speaker 1: down my pants. I was having some dackeries, you know,
Speaker 1: late night. The story did not happen at three point thirty.
Speaker 1: It allegedly happened at Alma bowl.
Speaker 4: Man.
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