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<v Speaker 1>While we're having this conversation, there is a blender with

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<v Speaker 1>a horrifying brown liquid in it that I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, are we just gonna have this in the

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<v Speaker 1>shot and we're gonna pretend like this is disgusting? What

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<v Speaker 1>sewage backup is in that vitamins? Get it off the screen. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>Asha is eating a sandwich like a fucking barbarian.

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<v Speaker 2>She needs to get her calories in. She's working her ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, it's bad, it's bad.

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<v Speaker 4>It's bad TV. What do you think like doing? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>what was that show?

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<v Speaker 1>But bab bab Andy Griffith dud Okay, well, clearly I've

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<v Speaker 1>consumed too much marijuana. I don't know how we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the It's it, Andy Griffith.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the And.

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<v Speaker 1>What did they do just like boy Scout kind of lessons?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they like fight?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very sweet show.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to watch it reruns obviously when I get

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<v Speaker 2>home from school when I was a little boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And did they tackle race or anything like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Just stepping rocks for half of.

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<v Speaker 2>That was I think that was Archie Bunker.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, we'll get in the comments. Let us know

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a big fan of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Show or and really.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know anything you want. We want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from you, guys. Kalin's here as well. The whole gang

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<v Speaker 1>is here, and we should mention sexy photo shoots of Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Head on over to Dylan got me what do you

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<v Speaker 2>call those boxer briefs? Boxer? There is a sexy photoshoot

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<v Speaker 2>over on Patreon of me trying them on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Form fitting.

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<v Speaker 2>My only issue is you got me large a very

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<v Speaker 2>small frame.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, it's a bridge to the medium you've got. You've

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<v Speaker 1>lived boxers your entire life. We can't go straight to medium.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be too taut. Your little Irish wiener is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be way too strangled in a medium. But you

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<v Speaker 1>can grow into those. But if you want to see

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<v Speaker 1>Pat's Q, little ass, his hairless body, his rock and

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<v Speaker 1>dead dude got a Patreon on Slash. Another podcast network

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<v Speaker 1>also will be covering starting this week. I think, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is where we follow four house following them.

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<v Speaker 2>That are raising children, bringing kids to basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>Even soccer, possibly even.

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<v Speaker 2>Then at night they go down into their dirty, dirty

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<v Speaker 2>basements and then walk into a room with a bed

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<v Speaker 2>with all those likes that make you look hotter on camera. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they get naked and do stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like when the light is like that, it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of washes out the impurity. Is that for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>our society has deemed you know, discuss disgusting, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're not about that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, we're about natural bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when you watch our YouTube, everything's there, all

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<v Speaker 2>my flaws.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, this asshole is not good enough at lighting

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<v Speaker 1>to get rid of our imperfection.

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<v Speaker 2>I look at it for about thirty and a half

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<v Speaker 2>seconds and I said, that fucker made me look like

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<v Speaker 2>I have a double chin again, Dylan, can we fire Kalin?

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<v Speaker 1>So we're covering that. There's also a naked photo shoot,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess you know, we've been talking about this

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<v Speaker 1>tier of late, but there is still the flight of

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<v Speaker 1>the Phoenix tier.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, we're not going.

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<v Speaker 1>To bring the price down any further, okay, because we're

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<v Speaker 1>already doing a kind of it's dignity less thing where

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty five thousand dollars, Patt and I will fuck

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<v Speaker 1>each other on camera. Now we've brought that down from fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Two I think was its ceiling.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about what we go through to know that no

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<v Speaker 1>one's biting at that. Okay, So We're not driving the

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<v Speaker 1>price down any now.

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<v Speaker 2>I have morals and ethics. Yeah, I'm not dropping a

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<v Speaker 2>dime less than thirty five thousand could pay each other camera. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>My mother did not raise a four right, right, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So listen, we have a below deck episode breakdown tonight, Kaylin,

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing okay? I'm doing very well.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, jump in our patron so we can

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<v Speaker 2>pay for a camera to go on, Kaylan. People want

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<v Speaker 2>to see what he looks like. And if you if

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, if thirty of you guys jump in,

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<v Speaker 2>we can pay for another camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. If a bunch of more people go to Patreon,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get a camera. And then my favorite thing about

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<v Speaker 1>this camera and Kaylen, you would have to be okay

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<v Speaker 1>with this, but pat controls the angle, what's it? Wherever

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<v Speaker 1>he wants as as your come up and from making

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<v Speaker 1>him ConTroll. All right, let's get into blow deck. Sure

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<v Speaker 1>fun episode tonight. There was a pirate chip.

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<v Speaker 4>How often?

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<v Speaker 1>How often do you have pirate chips?

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<v Speaker 4>So I loved it a hundred pots.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, very brief. I'll expound a little bit, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll say I said I'll expound.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, okay, Cooper, mm hmm. The revelation we we

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<v Speaker 1>half known was coming. I think we were duped a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. We said, oh, he does seem like a

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<v Speaker 1>good Southern boy, but we did say caveat but ellipses

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<v Speaker 1>he is a male c rat. So I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if you were an instructor of catillion. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if you are a duke of whatever. Fuck ca and

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<v Speaker 1>bumf ups. Just South Carolinian ship. You're fucking ship is from.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a male c rat, you are a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's just the algebra. I'm sorry, them's bees the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>Children go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>O jumping off point from Okay, So also I feel

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<v Speaker 2>bad for kat.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think about my new new thing?

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<v Speaker 2>You're drinking vessel?

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<v Speaker 4>Drink nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice. It's proof that we have things too good.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that that is a beautiful drinking vessel. What

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<v Speaker 2>do we call those things again?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>This is a canteen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's called something else, thermos. There's a new fancier

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<v Speaker 2>name for it, Stanley.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, No, that's a brand.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a brand like Klean EGX.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a brand that you are in such bougie

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<v Speaker 1>circles that you've allowed that. Okay, look up that term

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<v Speaker 1>for us. What is it? What happens when a brand

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<v Speaker 1>takes over the name of the product.

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<v Speaker 4>What is that called?

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<v Speaker 2>Like toilet paper, no h.

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<v Speaker 1>Tic tax, no Q tip, tinfoil, no cleanex is one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called a tissue. Let me even call it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I was saying. Just I mean, we've lost

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<v Speaker 1>everybody already, so it's fine. It's called a trademark, generous,

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<v Speaker 1>generous side trademark.

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<v Speaker 3>God damn it, let's move on.

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<v Speaker 2>I apology picked up that goddamn drink.

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<v Speaker 1>That's totally faults Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel bad for Cat, But Kat, you do

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<v Speaker 2>not know this man. And I always say, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know someone that you're dating. You can't even scratch

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<v Speaker 2>the surface of who this human being is until you've

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<v Speaker 2>dated them a lot, like seeing them a lot, not

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<v Speaker 2>casually dated them for three months.

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<v Speaker 1>I always say you have to see somebody's butthole before

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<v Speaker 1>you know who they actually.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a pretty good uh scale.

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<v Speaker 1>But also road.

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<v Speaker 2>Trip known them for three months and men, some of

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<v Speaker 2>their family members, no, no, some of their friends. They

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<v Speaker 2>have to have friends if they don't have friends. That's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking we're.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so let's do the checklist. Three months road trip

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<v Speaker 4>butthole friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What's startling is there are certain character types, certain archetypes

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't need to know anything about you. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you, right. So Kat doesn't know Cooper even though

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<v Speaker 1>she's met him. We know Cooper because we're dudes, and

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<v Speaker 1>also we've been watching this show for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Very that's true. But I would say sometimes it takes

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<v Speaker 2>thirty years Asa Hauserman, do you know that name?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she was married to a dude for thirty years

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<v Speaker 2>that just recently was arrested child for hunting prostitutes for

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<v Speaker 2>sport and killing them. Can you believe that you were

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping next to this man.

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<v Speaker 4>For thirty years?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's pretty rare.

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<v Speaker 1>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's called the Bilko Beach Killer or something.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll make.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll they'll be like documentaries about him for like the

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<v Speaker 2>next twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she didn't know that man.

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<v Speaker 4>And honestly, dude, find something harder to hunt, so hard

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<v Speaker 4>to run away in those heels. That's a great point,

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<v Speaker 4>is it? My nots Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Kermit I want to I want to say, I

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<v Speaker 2>give it seven seven, it's not I love this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Cooper whispering to Kat in that little whatever motor area

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<v Speaker 2>where he closed the door.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Why are you two having this conversation in

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<v Speaker 4>a skiff?

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Why does this need to happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, ski, that is the million dollar question, because he

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<v Speaker 2>he told her that he still wants to pursue things

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<v Speaker 2>with her. Very confusing to me because he seems like

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<v Speaker 2>he wants to be a fuck boy, and it made

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<v Speaker 2>me think, do you have a girlfriend back home? And

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<v Speaker 2>that's why you're you wanted to because he thought that

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation was he did everything he could to have

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<v Speaker 2>it not caught on camera and not be caught on audio.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he said the number one thing he wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to do is he wants it to make it look

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<v Speaker 2>like they're not dating and just catch kisses while no

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<v Speaker 2>one's looking. And she's all about it, and I feel

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<v Speaker 2>bad for her.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, Heykay, can you look? Is it a skiff

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<v Speaker 3>for a skiff? I think it's a skiff?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>This might be one of those wormholes that's gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>up with nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry to say you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let me, let me give my my thoughts here. Yeah, Kermit,

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<v Speaker 2>I give her a lot of shit, but based on

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<v Speaker 2>this episode and watching her for a very long time,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give her due here. Her DNA needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be coded. We need to use her DNA to be

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<v Speaker 2>used to create a new race of amazing human beings.

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<v Speaker 2>Great work ethic. She's just a nice person.

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<v Speaker 1>But the nice coupled with the work ethic is crazy. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's such an amazing human being. She's so sweet, she

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<v Speaker 1>handles conflict very very well, and she works her ass off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really just it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't call her Kermit because she goes down on

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<v Speaker 2>a pig. Okay, cold voice is fucking annoying, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Jesus Christ Carmen, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>He really he does go down at a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, he's been dating her for like sixty years? Can

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<v Speaker 4>Are they married or do they just just dating?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, so can we get into the episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I am not asking Calen what he thinks?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say?

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<v Speaker 4>Corporate genocide?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck did you even say? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a skipper?

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<v Speaker 4>A skiff?

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<v Speaker 1>Skiff?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a skiff? What does a stand for?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Okay, that's fine, that's fine, and keep an

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<v Speaker 1>eye on him. All right. So last week left off,

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan had a boo boo and we did get a diagnose.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, two thousand and nine, all my favorite kigs of

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<v Speaker 1>Leon songs. You know what I'm talking about? Okay, Caylen,

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<v Speaker 1>keep an.

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<v Speaker 4>Eye on me.

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<v Speaker 1>So the guests have hurt ass or abs or ass,

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<v Speaker 1>and we get to making an adjustment. So Nathan is

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<v Speaker 1>about this. While we're having this conversation, there is a

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<v Speaker 1>is disgusting. What sewage backup is in that VitaminX? Get

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<v Speaker 1>it off the screen. Also, Asia is eating a sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>like a fucking barbarian.

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<v Speaker 2>She needs to get her calories. She's working her ass. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to point out that Sandy, when she's down

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<v Speaker 2>to a very limited crew here and needs to well

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're turning it into a rowboat.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a first I love first Yeah, especially on

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<v Speaker 2>these boats. We uh, the first time someone served Nacho's

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<v Speaker 2>as a entree to a Vegas themed dinner? First? Huge

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<v Speaker 2>on this, first time someone clogged a shower drain with

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What about that guy that was like the called

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<v Speaker 1>but I love women and his leg almost got ripped

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yeah, they're always interesting. Now there's something interesting that

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<v Speaker 2>happens where Sandy goes down to explain to the decies

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<v Speaker 2>who are all down in the galley.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way. Yeah, pile of fucking shit water.

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<v Speaker 2>So Coop's down there, Joe's down there, Current's eating like

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<v Speaker 2>a barbarian and Sandy says, hey, hey, hey, you're all

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<v Speaker 2>down here, and so are you, Captain Sandy, who's making

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<v Speaker 2>sure this boat doesn't slam into something?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, Well the boat I feel like, might

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<v Speaker 1>have been anchored and Sandy doesn't really do anything but

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<v Speaker 1>dock the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna which is a big deal, I'm Sandy is a

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<v Speaker 1>taken fifty years of being on this show, but she

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<v Speaker 1>is really stepping into it. I mean the pirate stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just having so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Yeah, but I'd argue, if we're to

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<v Speaker 2>buy into the concept that Sandy is commanding this vessel,

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<v Speaker 2>why would you why would you leave top side?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's like that Tessa you were talking about, have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of pop Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Dylan's referring to the new Tesla's coming out. You

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<v Speaker 2>can be completely wasted and fall asleep in the back

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Sandy's sanity is sober, and she's on a journey

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<v Speaker 1>fighting a way of those teaments, so that wouldn't be her.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, kind of similar hands off approach. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to get ready for dinner. Tonight is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be Old Hollywood, and first up, we've got bread and oysters.

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<v Speaker 1>And Grimace has quite a bit of an issue with

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<v Speaker 1>the way this meal is plated.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, Yeah, yeah, I guess there's no plate for

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<v Speaker 2>the caviar.

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<v Speaker 1>There should be separate dishes. If we're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>doing a white tablecloth.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Gross amuse boush kind of thing to kick off, the

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<v Speaker 1>meal should be extremely ornate and there should be a

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<v Speaker 1>bread dish and an oyster dish and a caviar dish.

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<v Speaker 2>I will argue with her that some of these plates

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<v Speaker 2>on this first plate they they did it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a buffet plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there were four these. Oh no, no, no, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a just a gratuitous mistake to say, welcome to your

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<v Speaker 1>expensive vacation. The first couple of courses are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be all laid bare on this child's tea party plate

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<v Speaker 1>before you. You're going to have your oyster on top

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<v Speaker 1>of it. You're going to have your forks, your bread,

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<v Speaker 1>everything is going to be on top of this little

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<v Speaker 1>tiny thing in front of you. But Grimace is.

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<v Speaker 2>Even have you guys ever been to a farm where

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<v Speaker 2>we feed pigs, you know where we just dump everything

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<v Speaker 2>on a single place and then you just eat it

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<v Speaker 2>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's chicken broth, it's raw liver, and it's all gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like that.

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<v Speaker 4>But Grimace is evil.

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<v Speaker 1>So while Kayley, I'm a big fan of Kaylee. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Kaylee just handled Gens Night Mirrorish drama very very well.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think she handles that fucking caterpillar face very

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<v Speaker 1>well too. We'll get to him later. Hey, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go hit on those other girls. I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>test you, Okay, go fucking talk to them.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how Joe gets some juice and he starts

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<v Speaker 2>reverting back to fuck boy, like we only we only

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<v Speaker 2>had nice Joe for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that being deemed into embOS and turns you into

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<v Speaker 1>a new human being. That's like if you got a

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<v Speaker 1>Blockbuster gift card, it would turn you into a new

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<v Speaker 1>human being.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm going to fuck everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, but the business doesn't exist anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>What Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>So Grimace is mortified.

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<v Speaker 1>The bread and caviar and the same thing, and the

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<v Speaker 1>first course comes up next. It is a lobster salad

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<v Speaker 1>cooked and gutter.

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<v Speaker 4>Garlick butter line.

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<v Speaker 1>There are ribbons of carrot haphazardly placed around the dish.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a mass of something that's been removed

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<v Speaker 1>from a human body. It was a disgusting plating and overall,

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<v Speaker 1>I think this was the worst dinner of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd give it seven pots seven. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Joy needs to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get off the phone sending text messages to Kronk okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because this was just not okay. Yeah, okay, and Joy

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hold her to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I bit my tongue, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll fill in some space here. Maybe she was playing

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<v Speaker 2>to the crowd. She alluded to that last episode where

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<v Speaker 2>she basically like, she didn't say it this way, but

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, I think these these people are white trash,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just gonna give.

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<v Speaker 1>Them I don't know them like pigs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and they'll like it, you know, pigs do

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<v Speaker 2>like it turns out they'll eat anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fucking uh. As we know from the one with

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<v Speaker 1>the Brad Pitt in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Snatch, they'll eat humans. I don't know if that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's true, Kaylin, you don't even need to Pigs

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<v Speaker 4>will eat humans.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a version of a pig. They did that in

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<v Speaker 2>Hannibal to the one.

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<v Speaker 5>His own.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you remember Raleota Shantis. Rayleota was

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<v Speaker 1>known for two things, three things, good fellas in Chantis,

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<v Speaker 1>having an addiction problems, being in one of the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>films of all time, and then being the guy in

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<v Speaker 1>the CHANTI scircials now that is range.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he dead?

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<v Speaker 2>He's dead in his last film, I believe it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it postumelessly posthumously Cocaine Bear?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's a good way to go out as far

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<v Speaker 1>as I'm conn.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this because Kaylin's Dad Show is pretty popular.

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<v Speaker 2>If he wasn't fucking dead, he definitely would have been

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<v Speaker 2>on Kaylin's Dad Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something, what what would you rather

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<v Speaker 1>have your last movie to be Cocaine Bear or The Whale?

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<v Speaker 1>Like imagine if Brendan Fraser, you know, rolled sevens and

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing he was in was The Whale.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with Cocaine Bear because that could be

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<v Speaker 2>a cult classic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah for sure. All right, back to the show. Next morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I give the Dinner seven pots. I give Bravo zero

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<v Speaker 1>pots because we're doing this thing once again where we've

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<v Speaker 1>got bread service with Caviaar and then we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>mass of like a kind of triage emergency of lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more to this dinner. I saw zucchini all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place in that in that galley. I saw a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of commotion going on. Okay, ye, so come on,

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<v Speaker 1>give us the goods.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll get to the next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Next morning, Asia has continued to beast on night Mode,

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<v Speaker 1>and we got some sea rat love. We've got Joe

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<v Speaker 1>and Kaylee, and we've also got good Southern gentleman and cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Joey. Joe's said that, uh recently said that all

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<v Speaker 1>of the women that he's banged on this show. He

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<v Speaker 1>was on Watch What Happens Live?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you catch this?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they they kind of did this bubble encircling thing

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<v Speaker 1>where they showed him all of the women that he's

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<v Speaker 1>treated like absolute garbage on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Elena, the Balkan Biscuit, The Balkan Biscuit.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got the girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Who her husbands ran over by an elephant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah underwater. There's someone else, yeah, Bri Bri.

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<v Speaker 1>The other someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Else there was there was the one that U.

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<v Speaker 1>Six six He said, you still who are you still

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<v Speaker 1>talking to here? And he said every single one except

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<v Speaker 1>for the one in the top left, referring to Kaylee.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't even name her, just said the one on the

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<v Speaker 1>top left. Oh so wow. In a shocking turn of events,

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00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:06.160
<v Speaker 1>a fucking usual Suspects type twist, turns out Joe and

435
00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Kaylee do not work out.

436
00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Shocking. You know who Joe's good buddies with, Max's X

437
00:23:13.400 --> 00:23:17.039
<v Speaker 2>that girl that Max? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be interesting.

438
00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Be careful, shees, you should not talk to Joe if

439
00:23:19.480 --> 00:23:20.079
<v Speaker 1>you're a woman.

440
00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:23.440
<v Speaker 2>All right, So the Coop lets us know that he's

441
00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:26.480
<v Speaker 2>feeling a little pressure as to the relationship with Cat,

442
00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:30.880
<v Speaker 2>and he says, effectively, they aren't on the same page.

443
00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:32.680
<v Speaker 2>I think he says it like they're not on the

444
00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:33.200
<v Speaker 2>same wave.

445
00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Never, you've never talked to her about what wavelength she's on.

446
00:23:36.119 --> 00:23:38.359
<v Speaker 1>That's right, You never talked to her about what page

447
00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:40.599
<v Speaker 1>she's on. So you're just lying right now, right right.

448
00:23:40.799 --> 00:23:43.839
<v Speaker 2>So here's Patty's advice. Don't have sex with her, Coop,

449
00:23:45.200 --> 00:23:48.519
<v Speaker 2>don't do it. It's like breaking a knickknack and a

450
00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:51.640
<v Speaker 2>gift shop. Whether or not you want it, you broke it.

451
00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:54.400
<v Speaker 1>You're it's telling Cooper not to have sex with Kat.

452
00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:56.559
<v Speaker 1>It is like telling those pigs not to eat that

453
00:23:56.680 --> 00:24:01.000
<v Speaker 1>oat and chicken shit that they love eating. Now, I don't.

454
00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Stick with the gift shop.

455
00:24:01.799 --> 00:24:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to refer to her as that. I'm

456
00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:07.400
<v Speaker 1>just saying she is lovely. I love cat. She is

457
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:11.240
<v Speaker 1>not oats with shit. She is a lovely, lovely young woman.

458
00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:15.160
<v Speaker 2>No, she's a knickknack that don't break the nickknac because

459
00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:17.519
<v Speaker 2>the knickknack is wonderful. And if it falls off the

460
00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:20.000
<v Speaker 2>shelf because you were touching it too much and you

461
00:24:20.119 --> 00:24:22.119
<v Speaker 2>break it, the store owner is going to say you

462
00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:25.039
<v Speaker 2>own this motherfucker, and you do because you broke it.

463
00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:27.960
<v Speaker 1>And you do not want to get into it with

464
00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:32.200
<v Speaker 1>that store owner because it is a angry Chinese woman.

465
00:24:32.359 --> 00:24:34.880
<v Speaker 4>And you are going to lose the life.

466
00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:39.920
<v Speaker 2>And she says the phrase, I break, I cry, you break,

467
00:24:40.160 --> 00:24:42.799
<v Speaker 2>you buy, and maybe someday you'll come around to a

468
00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:45.119
<v Speaker 2>butterfly glass window ornament, but or maybe not.

469
00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, right, So the point is careful, fuck or Coop,

470
00:24:50.359 --> 00:24:52.920
<v Speaker 1>don't fuck or coop? All right, So we are docking

471
00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:55.759
<v Speaker 1>next to a boat that is seemingly on fire.

472
00:24:55.799 --> 00:24:57.759
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you saw that, but the wind

473
00:24:57.839 --> 00:24:58.160
<v Speaker 4>is blowing.

474
00:24:58.200 --> 00:25:00.960
<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of elements here, but the one

475
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:05.359
<v Speaker 1>element that they have that nature, doesn't They have a

476
00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:10.119
<v Speaker 1>natural born leader on this boat, Kermit, No, oh, Joe,

477
00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:14.799
<v Speaker 1>I was meant to lead.

478
00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:18.240
<v Speaker 2>I've been put here to lead and lead lead.

479
00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:19.599
<v Speaker 1>He does, he does.

480
00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:20.640
<v Speaker 4>They docked the boat.

481
00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Fine, Kaylie throws one of the ropes in the water,

482
00:25:23.039 --> 00:25:27.279
<v Speaker 1>I think, but it's okay, all right. They've got the

483
00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:28.519
<v Speaker 1>chef on anchor.

484
00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Turn it this way, which just that way?

485
00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:35.720
<v Speaker 2>By the way, can you can you imagine actually being

486
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:38.960
<v Speaker 2>a paying guess, because we all know that these people

487
00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:41.319
<v Speaker 2>don't actually pay. They pay the tip. Can you imagine

488
00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:44.160
<v Speaker 2>going like, wasn't that the person she's the chef for

489
00:25:44.319 --> 00:25:49.599
<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars? Yeah, so what that's like, I don't know.

490
00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:52.279
<v Speaker 2>That's like three grand each. Can you imagine going like,

491
00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:56.319
<v Speaker 2>was that our chef? What is she doing down there?

492
00:25:57.119 --> 00:25:59.079
<v Speaker 2>I think she's helping park this boat.

493
00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:02.559
<v Speaker 1>She actually shook hearing the boat from hitting other boats

494
00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and us possibly die.

495
00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:08.720
<v Speaker 4>So she's a jack of all trades.

496
00:26:09.960 --> 00:26:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, great job, everybody. Luke has been thinking about

497
00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:14.519
<v Speaker 1>Joy a lot.

498
00:26:16.200 --> 00:26:21.599
<v Speaker 2>I the more he obsesses over her, the more I

499
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:25.519
<v Speaker 2>hate him, and the more I kind of lose respect

500
00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:25.839
<v Speaker 2>for her.

501
00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:28.279
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know it makes me sad. It makes

502
00:26:28.319 --> 00:26:30.920
<v Speaker 1>me sad because we love Joy. But you gotta, you gotta.

503
00:26:31.519 --> 00:26:32.279
<v Speaker 4>I don't know that.

504
00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>How much more respect can you have for somebody who

505
00:26:39.880 --> 00:26:41.279
<v Speaker 1>did you just nod to a ghost?

506
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, every once in a while, I know we people

507
00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:46.000
<v Speaker 2>watch us like we're a TV show on YouTube. So

508
00:26:46.079 --> 00:26:48.400
<v Speaker 2>as I pour a bottle of champagne because it's Friday,

509
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:52.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm joining myself. You know, Okay, I reached my goal weight.

510
00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:57.640
<v Speaker 3>You know, did you see him not like that? That

511
00:26:57.839 --> 00:26:58.440
<v Speaker 3>was nuts?

512
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Go to YouTube subscribe? Oh my, you just winked, like

513
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:04.599
<v Speaker 4>bye bye.

514
00:27:06.039 --> 00:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>All right. So the thing about losing respect for Luke

515
00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:12.839
<v Speaker 1>is how much more cratered can your respect for somebody

516
00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.920
<v Speaker 1>who came on their bosses sheets and didn't clean the

517
00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:16.920
<v Speaker 1>sheets for three days?

518
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:17.599
<v Speaker 4>Bright?

519
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Right, He's just he's got a lot of time on

520
00:27:20.279 --> 00:27:25.039
<v Speaker 1>his hands. He's just doing quick flybys, just to seven

521
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:25.640
<v Speaker 1>different people.

522
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:27.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, at some point he text her and he says,

523
00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:31.559
<v Speaker 2>I really miss you in a By the way, I

524
00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:37.720
<v Speaker 2>left something on your bed, Hi, Joy, I wanted to

525
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:38.559
<v Speaker 2>ask you if.

526
00:27:40.359 --> 00:27:42.480
<v Speaker 1>When you laid your head on your pillow, you felt

527
00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:43.920
<v Speaker 1>any kind of crust.

528
00:27:46.759 --> 00:27:47.119
<v Speaker 4>That's me.

529
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:48.400
<v Speaker 2>It's an envel.

530
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Literally, it was a card.

531
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:54.319
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and you're phenomenal at this.

532
00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:56.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about com What are you talking about?

533
00:27:56.559 --> 00:27:56.839
<v Speaker 5>I know?

534
00:27:57.279 --> 00:27:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Why do you just change.

535
00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:04.079
<v Speaker 1>Into an envelope? Jesus christ Man. All right, let's move on.

536
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:07.960
<v Speaker 1>We have to get to a tip meeting. I know

537
00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:10.440
<v Speaker 1>it was your like, technically it was your premise, but

538
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:12.880
<v Speaker 1>it went unsaid. So I took it and said come

539
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:14.519
<v Speaker 1>and you said no, it's a note card.

540
00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and why would it.

541
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Be a note card? He comes on.

542
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Bed, Yeah, I know I'd be funny.

543
00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:29.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So okay, so crunchy. We get to the tip

544
00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:32.279
<v Speaker 1>meeting and I'm sitting here thinking what are we going

545
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:35.559
<v Speaker 1>to do about this tip? Because Nathan bruised his disc right,

546
00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:38.200
<v Speaker 1>so we're not sure when he's going to come back.

547
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:41.960
<v Speaker 1>If Nathan doesn't get his tip, you know what Nathan does.

548
00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:45.839
<v Speaker 1>He threatens to punch people in the face. So I

549
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:47.759
<v Speaker 1>was wondering if they were going to stow that away,

550
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:49.920
<v Speaker 1>and they will. But the problem here is that Norma

551
00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>has not found a deckhand, so we are not going

552
00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:59.440
<v Speaker 1>to be getting Nathan back for a good remainder of

553
00:28:59.480 --> 00:28:59.920
<v Speaker 1>the sea.

554
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's going to miss the next charter, which I

555
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:03.839
<v Speaker 2>think is only one day.

556
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.240
<v Speaker 1>But Sandy said he's for sure going to miss the

557
00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:09.920
<v Speaker 1>next charter. We're not sure when he's coming back. So

558
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Joe is appointed king pants of in the boat right.

559
00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:19.319
<v Speaker 1>And we also have Luke who has not been with

560
00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:22.759
<v Speaker 1>us for some time because he climaxed on his boss's sheets.

561
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:25.759
<v Speaker 1>So we're going to be going into this charter significantly

562
00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:31.599
<v Speaker 1>down the tip is what one thousand not bad? Must

563
00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:33.519
<v Speaker 1>have been a two day charter because they seemed okay

564
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:36.759
<v Speaker 1>with it or they were just pad These are the.

565
00:29:36.759 --> 00:29:39.839
<v Speaker 2>Type of charter guests I like. And this is what's

566
00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:44.079
<v Speaker 2>wonderful about below Deck is there's a flow to charter guests.

567
00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:46.799
<v Speaker 2>You can't have too many dickhead guests back to back.

568
00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:49.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that we've had that many dickhead guests,

569
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:53.079
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know that we've had that many worthwhile

570
00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:56.720
<v Speaker 1>or or you know what. I'm trying to make the

571
00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>point that the cast is so good this season.

572
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:03.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't really need the charter, yes to be

573
00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:04.799
<v Speaker 2>making crazy right.

574
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:09.200
<v Speaker 1>The cast is so great. I will say as much

575
00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:14.160
<v Speaker 1>as we should on Amy and Suzanne that bit only

576
00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:19.759
<v Speaker 1>grows with every season. I mean season five, six, seven

577
00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 1>of Amy and Susanne.

578
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:22.200
<v Speaker 4>Susanne still has not.

579
00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>It just gets better and better as that.

580
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I like Amy getting in our comments, trying to explain

581
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:31.440
<v Speaker 2>to us how reality TV is filmed. Thank you Amy.

582
00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Did Amy get in the comments?

583
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah? She was like, guys, you don't You're funny,

584
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:38.039
<v Speaker 2>but you don't understand how TV's filmed. Oh thank you

585
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:38.359
<v Speaker 2>for that.

586
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I love Amy.

587
00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I do too.

588
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:43.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't want a season of this show to go

589
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:47.359
<v Speaker 1>by without Amy, me too. Okay, So Grimace is hatching

590
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:47.759
<v Speaker 1>a plant.

591
00:30:51.599 --> 00:30:54.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Well she calls her mom and she's so, are.

592
00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:56.680
<v Speaker 1>We good with We can just call her Grimace for

593
00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the rest of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

594
00:30:58.599 --> 00:31:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Evil Grimace. Yeah, okay, all right. So she says, Mom,

595
00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:05.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to be a negative. This is her warriage,

596
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:09.119
<v Speaker 2>not mine. I'm not trying to be a negative angry bitch.

597
00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:14.200
<v Speaker 2>But it's hard not to her quote not mine. When

598
00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:16.799
<v Speaker 2>people say things like this, I never know if it's

599
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:17.799
<v Speaker 2>an admission just.

600
00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:21.680
<v Speaker 4>For new listeners. Pat is quoting The.

601
00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:22.200
<v Speaker 2>Center from Louisiana.

602
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Joe Kennedy is his name?

603
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:25.599
<v Speaker 4>Joe Kennedy?

604
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Is it Joe. I think his name is John Kennedy, John.

605
00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Kennedy from the wonderful state of Louisian.

606
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

607
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.519
<v Speaker 1>So we had a John Kennedy, he was president. Now

608
00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:39.359
<v Speaker 1>we have another one who's kind of like a molting

609
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>old Southerner.

610
00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but not related to that family. No, you know,

611
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm a Kennedy.

612
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:47.599
<v Speaker 4>I did.

613
00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, do you get any like do you get a

614
00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:51.839
<v Speaker 1>meal ticket of any kind?

615
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you get to go to selcoholism?

616
00:31:58.680 --> 00:31:59.279
<v Speaker 1>So? Yeah?

617
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Uh, Jen, So what do you think this is? When

618
00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:03.720
<v Speaker 2>you make an admission like I'm.

619
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.559
<v Speaker 1>Not shouldn't really fly anywhere you definitely shouldn't get.

620
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't have as for dangerous ship like I

621
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:11.680
<v Speaker 2>don't want to get Like, hey, let's go I have

622
00:32:11.720 --> 00:32:14.200
<v Speaker 2>a new sport. Let's do skiing football.

623
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:19.559
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm saying the CIA assassinates Kennedy's when they fly.

624
00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:21.359
<v Speaker 1>It just happened.

625
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:25.119
<v Speaker 2>Also when they try and do stuff right right, drive,

626
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:29.000
<v Speaker 2>let's go, I know, let's go spearfishing. Next thing you know,

627
00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:30.920
<v Speaker 2>one of them is fucking you know, got a spear

628
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 2>through his fucking head right right right, don't do that

629
00:32:33.279 --> 00:32:36.920
<v Speaker 2>do that stuff. Also, don't drink Okay, all right, all right,

630
00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm Kennedy bad all right, Jen, Jen tells us she's

631
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:46.960
<v Speaker 2>actually doing extra work to cover up for Kayley's lack

632
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:50.839
<v Speaker 2>of experience. Yeah, because you know, like that time when

633
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:54.640
<v Speaker 2>there were no plates for the caviar and then you

634
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.039
<v Speaker 2>ran down to the kitchen and grab some to cover

635
00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:57.440
<v Speaker 2>up for.

636
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>That, right right right? You didn't do it.

637
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:03.519
<v Speaker 2>But you didn't you that, all right, you Grimace.

638
00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:06.680
<v Speaker 1>You didn't really help. You just kind of saw the mistake,

639
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:08.240
<v Speaker 1>and then you went to production. You said, I know

640
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:11.119
<v Speaker 1>that we're running dinner right now, but can I sit

641
00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:14.480
<v Speaker 1>in the confessional and just talk shit on her? Right now?

642
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:18.440
<v Speaker 1>That's what you did? Okay, fucking Grimace is in a

643
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:22.440
<v Speaker 1>dark spot that's gonna take some real fucking rewiring because

644
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:24.160
<v Speaker 1>she is an angry young woman.

645
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:27.680
<v Speaker 2>And she's young. She's she's only twenty two. I forget

646
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:29.440
<v Speaker 2>all the time. She's only twenty two.

647
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:32.799
<v Speaker 1>Jen, You're gonna be fine. You're going to be fine,

648
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:36.640
<v Speaker 1>all right. So she she she is going to just

649
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:38.319
<v Speaker 1>she's going to talk to her mom. She but she

650
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:41.519
<v Speaker 1>can't stand idly by and not mentioned that Kayleie sucks

651
00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:45.799
<v Speaker 1>and she's a do nothing bitch. So she uh, sorry

652
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>for that little snort, there for the sake of the boat.

653
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:50.200
<v Speaker 4>She has to talk to Asha.

654
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:58.200
<v Speaker 1>She calls Asha down and says, listen, you know, as

655
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:01.200
<v Speaker 1>afore mentioned, I would betray the spirit of this vessel

656
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:05.640
<v Speaker 1>of hospitality if I didn't mention that Kaylee sucks at this.

657
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:08.079
<v Speaker 4>Kaylee doesn't know what.

658
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:11.719
<v Speaker 1>She's doing, and the standard that I'm used to is

659
00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:18.159
<v Speaker 1>not being met. Very very faulty strategy on Grimace to

660
00:34:18.199 --> 00:34:21.800
<v Speaker 1>be bringing this up now. One, you do not have

661
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:24.159
<v Speaker 1>the high ground because she'll cry about it later, but

662
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.760
<v Speaker 1>you know it to be true. She doesn't like you.

663
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:27.920
<v Speaker 1>You're more qualified than Kaylee.

664
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:30.880
<v Speaker 4>She didn't like you, so she picked Kaylee.

665
00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:35.559
<v Speaker 1>Second, h you know that you can't bring up that

666
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Kaylee is dropping the ball when she's just been promoted

667
00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:43.679
<v Speaker 1>to chiefs do an emergency situation, because that's just what's

668
00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>just going to swat that down very right. So well,

669
00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:48.719
<v Speaker 1>this is just.

670
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:51.719
<v Speaker 4>Do not have this conversation.

671
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:55.760
<v Speaker 2>But this is she's young. I do want to make

672
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:59.960
<v Speaker 2>the case for Jen being right here though a little,

673
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:05.360
<v Speaker 2>because we dare I say, she's like, well, on the

674
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:07.199
<v Speaker 2>boats that I've worked, I think she worked for the

675
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:09.679
<v Speaker 2>oligarchy or something, because she says she had to sign

676
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:11.039
<v Speaker 2>a NBA that.

677
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:14.519
<v Speaker 4>Was like the size of warn piece, yeah or whatever.

678
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:21.239
<v Speaker 2>And on these boats there aren't billionaires, And dare I

679
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:25.199
<v Speaker 2>say there aren't millionaires? Right, There's just a bunch of fucking.

680
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:27.519
<v Speaker 1>People, working class people, that's right.

681
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:32.840
<v Speaker 2>So with this idea of people that she wants it

682
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:34.400
<v Speaker 2>to be, the standard's very high.

683
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:38.199
<v Speaker 1>Can I amend that there are different kinds of working

684
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:39.400
<v Speaker 1>class people in this world?

685
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:40.559
<v Speaker 4>Now, just like.

686
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:45.079
<v Speaker 1>There are different kinds of billionaires. Okay, there are billionaires

687
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:48.039
<v Speaker 1>that I mean, we've got a trillionaire, and then there's

688
00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:50.880
<v Speaker 1>somebody like who's the guy that keeps running for things

689
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:54.639
<v Speaker 1>and losing out here? He's that sweet old man that

690
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:58.519
<v Speaker 1>keeps running sty Tom sty Now Tom Styr, He's just

691
00:35:58.559 --> 00:36:02.000
<v Speaker 1>a humble working class bill two bills?

692
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

693
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:05.239
<v Speaker 1>So there we're just talking about the spectrum. These people

694
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:08.599
<v Speaker 1>are filthy economies essentially, is what we're saying. With some money, right.

695
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:11.800
<v Speaker 2>And so the case that Gen's making is, look, if

696
00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:15.679
<v Speaker 2>people actually had standards, they would notice that there's not

697
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:17.760
<v Speaker 2>a second fucking plate here, kermit, right.

698
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.199
<v Speaker 1>If people were chartering this vessel and in their luggage

699
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:24.960
<v Speaker 1>were zip ties and lie and plastic bags just in

700
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:27.840
<v Speaker 1>case one of the prostitutes kind of acts up. You

701
00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:29.280
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be okay with Kaylee.

702
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there. Her point is if you break a plate

703
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:36.079
<v Speaker 2>on my last boat, they'd fucking throw you out and

704
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:39.320
<v Speaker 2>you'd be fed to sharks. And I think that's where,

705
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:43.920
<v Speaker 2>like I think later, Kaylee uh points out, like you know,

706
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:50.639
<v Speaker 2>nowadays that would be considered a quote unquote toxic work environment.

707
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Kat says that to her, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and

708
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.440
<v Speaker 1>and we'll get to that conversation was insane. Jen is

709
00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:59.039
<v Speaker 1>like lusting for that, which is just bizarre. Okay, She

710
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.079
<v Speaker 1>goes down, Yeah, right here, and she says that I'm

711
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:08.039
<v Speaker 1>worried that Asha doesn't like me, and she may doesn't

712
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:13.280
<v Speaker 1>correct she does not, and that's why you're feeling that.

713
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:15.159
<v Speaker 4>That's why this feels kind of like a raw emotion.

714
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:17.840
<v Speaker 4>It feels like you've landed on a truth. He does

715
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:18.400
<v Speaker 4>not like you.

716
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.079
<v Speaker 2>And I also think Kat tells her straight up, like

717
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:23.559
<v Speaker 2>you need to stop.

718
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:30.519
<v Speaker 1>Talking, right Kaka's I've I've done so much to try

719
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:34.360
<v Speaker 1>to make this work, and what I'm asking you now

720
00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:35.679
<v Speaker 1>is to completely change.

721
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:36.000
<v Speaker 4>Who you are.

722
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Can you do that?

723
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:44.079
<v Speaker 1>No, I guess, but no, Jen wants to. She wants

724
00:37:44.360 --> 00:37:47.639
<v Speaker 1>to go back to the toxic nazi like rule that

725
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:51.480
<v Speaker 1>she was thriving on. She she can't do this like

726
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>buddy buddy, but I'm not buddy buddy thing, which must

727
00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:58.320
<v Speaker 1>be quite tormentative. All right, So we head out to dinner.

728
00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:02.280
<v Speaker 1>We mentioned we're we're going to be getting a day

729
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:07.440
<v Speaker 1>off and we're going to be having a special dinner

730
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.559
<v Speaker 1>this evening. Now I don't know if this is the

731
00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:13.800
<v Speaker 1>is this our day off at the villa?

732
00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:18.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the night out followed by the next day,

733
00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:19.320
<v Speaker 2>which is the day off.

734
00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I know, but I feel like we've gotten better day.

735
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:25.360
<v Speaker 1>This felt like.

736
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Now they all kind of the day off at the villa.

737
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:32.519
<v Speaker 2>Always they never are what they should be, which is

738
00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:35.079
<v Speaker 2>people should be like, oh my god, let's have some

739
00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:37.280
<v Speaker 2>drinks and go have sex with a random you.

740
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:39.599
<v Speaker 1>You have to if they're going to be doing a

741
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:43.199
<v Speaker 1>day off, they have to, like I feel like they

742
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.719
<v Speaker 1>got to sleep there or they gotta have that they

743
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:46.480
<v Speaker 1>have done.

744
00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:50.480
<v Speaker 2>That before, right, Yeah, that doesn't end well. I do

745
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:53.239
<v Speaker 2>you remember when Denzel told Will Smith when he punched

746
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Chris Rock in the face, he said, uh, at your

747
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:57.639
<v Speaker 2>greatest moment, the devil will come for you.

748
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do I always and then Will Smith actually

749
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:03.639
<v Speaker 1>won the Oscar for Best Actor right after he did that.

750
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:05.280
<v Speaker 1>That's right when he should have been thrown out and

751
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:08.039
<v Speaker 1>then actually talked to the cops. Right.

752
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:12.320
<v Speaker 2>I always say like, whenever you think it's going to

753
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:15.960
<v Speaker 2>be a great day, be careful because it could be ruined.

754
00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:18.000
<v Speaker 2>When it's laid out that it's going to be an

755
00:39:18.039 --> 00:39:22.119
<v Speaker 2>amazing day, some shit could go down, so be careful.

756
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's where I have to say. It is a

757
00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:34.000
<v Speaker 1>little bit of a superpower to just wake up and

758
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:37.639
<v Speaker 1>just kind of moan and groan and go, well, I mean.

759
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:38.679
<v Speaker 4>This is going to be another one.

760
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I.

761
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.199
<v Speaker 2>Mean, in a good way or bad way.

762
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Just in a math way.

763
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:46.519
<v Speaker 4>You just go ah, I said, enough fucking oh.

764
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:46.920
<v Speaker 1>You know.

765
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:49.760
<v Speaker 2>I love my mundane life. That's why I don't like

766
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:54.320
<v Speaker 2>to vacation. I like waking up and doing my boring

767
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:58.159
<v Speaker 2>nothing life. I don't like having a good day planned

768
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:00.320
<v Speaker 2>out for me because it's going to go to shit anyway.

769
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

770
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:03.920
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, Okay, So all right, how long have we been going.

771
00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:05.400
<v Speaker 4>It feels like we've been going for an hour?

772
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:09.199
<v Speaker 2>All right, if we're gonna wrap up, okay, I want

773
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:10.320
<v Speaker 2>to talk about dinner in the sky.

774
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:11.639
<v Speaker 1>We have so much left.

775
00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:16.199
<v Speaker 2>This was the first thing that I've seen in the

776
00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:20.960
<v Speaker 2>hospitality business space where I was like, I could do this.

777
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:24.320
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you could do it? You could

778
00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:25.000
<v Speaker 1>go up there.

779
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:27.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm afraid of heights. I wouldn't do it. But

780
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:30.199
<v Speaker 2>think about this. There was a crane.

781
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:31.719
<v Speaker 4>You start the business.

782
00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna do it, right, I'm going to like

783
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:38.320
<v Speaker 2>hire some welders and I'll build the dinner platform. You

784
00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:39.599
<v Speaker 2>gotta get some steel there.

785
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:42.639
<v Speaker 1>You got the fucking the insurance on that, man.

786
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:44.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll get through that. You deal with that later,

787
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:49.119
<v Speaker 2>all right. Then cranes aren't used on the weekends because

788
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:51.800
<v Speaker 2>they're all workdays. You're doing all the building. You go

789
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:54.079
<v Speaker 2>to someone it's got owns a fucking crane, Go hey,

790
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I just need it Friday through Sunday.

791
00:40:56.719 --> 00:40:58.960
<v Speaker 1>And can I get that crane.

792
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:01.599
<v Speaker 2>That you rent it? In the fucking crane and then

793
00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:04.480
<v Speaker 2>you build the platform. I don't know, one hundred grand

794
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:06.440
<v Speaker 2>seatbelts whatever.

795
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:09.360
<v Speaker 3>You got the chef, So you're gonna be renting the crane.

796
00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I rent the crane.

797
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:12.440
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to transport the crane.

798
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:15.519
<v Speaker 3>I gotta transport now, Well, let me. Just I rent a.

799
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Parking lot in the middle of l A. L A

800
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 2>needs this. I'm not I'm not gonna spend too much time.

801
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I fell in love with this idea. Okay, alright, hire

802
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:23.800
<v Speaker 2>a world renowned chef.

803
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a thousand dollars right now, or mister Wonderful? Can

804
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:29.159
<v Speaker 1>I be mister wondering?

805
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm pitching you. Okay, all right, here's my bisiness.

806
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:33.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but but don't I get to pitch.

807
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:35.840
<v Speaker 4>This is what you've already pitched. I'm mister wonderful.

808
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I have to tell you transporting the crane back and

809
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:38.719
<v Speaker 1>forth it seems.

810
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:39.119
<v Speaker 4>Like a bad idea.

811
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:43.079
<v Speaker 1>It's not. I'm out. Thank you for your TV Babs.

812
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't like you. You know what, Babs, I don't

813
00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:50.480
<v Speaker 2>like you either wise one of your eyes always close shut.

814
00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:52.199
<v Speaker 3>I don't like you.

815
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:57.119
<v Speaker 2>Let me talk to Mark. What's Ashton coucher to?

816
00:41:57.480 --> 00:41:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Let me let me be Mark?

817
00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Hi? Mark? Well, yeah, Hi. What you have to do

818
00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:07.599
<v Speaker 1>here is you have to be upfront with the capitol. Okay,

819
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:09.719
<v Speaker 1>you got to buy the crane outright. You have to

820
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:13.000
<v Speaker 1>own this crane. What's stopping you from operating dinner service

821
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Monday through Sunday? Okay, get the crane, get the insurance

822
00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:17.800
<v Speaker 1>that you'll need to pay for it.

823
00:42:18.719 --> 00:42:20.719
<v Speaker 4>Lest someone falls out and dies.

824
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:23.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because it could happen. Sherving out CAOL to the

825
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:25.320
<v Speaker 1>people up there. Sounds like a nightmare idea. But you

826
00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:26.039
<v Speaker 1>got to own everything.

827
00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:28.159
<v Speaker 2>Market you in a stadium, right.

828
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:32.039
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, Actually those evangelists bastards in Texas took

829
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:32.440
<v Speaker 1>it from me.

830
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:38.199
<v Speaker 2>Mark, I don't want to work with you, Laurie, Laurie,

831
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:40.280
<v Speaker 2>we got to get out of here.

832
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I got so much for it.

833
00:42:41.480 --> 00:42:44.559
<v Speaker 2>Here's my point, all right, show, I love this idea

834
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:46.639
<v Speaker 2>because you put this fucking thing up in the middle

835
00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:49.480
<v Speaker 2>of La on a crane, overlooking a beautiful city. You

836
00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.920
<v Speaker 2>sell each seat for a thousand bucks. You do two

837
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:55.840
<v Speaker 2>dinners a night. Yeah, uh so that's what twenty grand

838
00:42:56.360 --> 00:43:01.079
<v Speaker 2>each dinner, forty thousand a night, yep, Friday, forty thousand

839
00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:10.440
<v Speaker 2>on Saturday Sunday. Let's move on. I think oh uh

840
00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:12.960
<v Speaker 2>coop uh ignores a cat.

841
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I think you should charge for different if you want

842
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:19.000
<v Speaker 1>to go here, like just hover above the ground a

843
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:19.360
<v Speaker 1>little bit.

844
00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh a tearsis Yeah, that's sad. No, this isn't the

845
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:25.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking Titanic, you son, of a bitch.

846
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:33.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it's not snope here, sir. All right, sorry,

847
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:38.519
<v Speaker 1>we now we it's so dead. Okay, I want to

848
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:44.559
<v Speaker 1>say the dinner. That's why I don't like veal. It's

849
00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:45.679
<v Speaker 1>too paid. It looked.

850
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:47.079
<v Speaker 4>Did you see that hunk of veal?

851
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>It's disgusting.

852
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, just this giant blob of young cow's Meeteugh.

853
00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:56.960
<v Speaker 2>I won't be serving this kind of stuff in my No,

854
00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:01.039
<v Speaker 2>you're you're going to do a light a cofusion something

855
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:04.000
<v Speaker 2>that's it's gonna be. It's gonna be four courses, it

856
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.920
<v Speaker 2>will be lots of drinks, cocktails obviously.

857
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna be great, warm hand towels.

858
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:18.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we head out for the I have a mixologist,

859
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:19.599
<v Speaker 2>all right.

860
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:23.400
<v Speaker 1>We head out for a night in the town. Cooper

861
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:28.320
<v Speaker 1>aka the naughtiest man in Croatia and his boats and

862
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Joe are really hunting.

863
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:32.480
<v Speaker 2>They're they're browing it out.

864
00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:36.199
<v Speaker 4>It's really gross.

865
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:42.079
<v Speaker 1>Joe tells his lady friend that he's going to be

866
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:45.400
<v Speaker 1>going to talk to women, and it's at this point

867
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:49.800
<v Speaker 1>you can tell that he's browning out because you don't

868
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:52.719
<v Speaker 1>go up to somebody you're attracted to. And I don't

869
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:55.840
<v Speaker 1>even want to talk about like it's yes, it's inappropriate

870
00:44:55.880 --> 00:44:58.039
<v Speaker 1>to go, hey, I'm gonna go talk to women, but

871
00:44:58.360 --> 00:45:00.840
<v Speaker 1>what the way you're doing it is such an ick.

872
00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:04.599
<v Speaker 1>It's so fucking embarrassing that you would only do something

873
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:06.880
<v Speaker 1>like this if you were on the verge of blacking out,

874
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:07.719
<v Speaker 1>which is what he is.

875
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's add a few layers to this though. He's

876
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:18.559
<v Speaker 2>testing her, which he said yeah, because he there's cameras there,

877
00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:22.480
<v Speaker 2>and what makes scrolls interested in you when you're on sure,

878
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:26.800
<v Speaker 2>so he is obviously probably recognizable. He's been done three

879
00:45:26.840 --> 00:45:28.159
<v Speaker 2>seasons in this fucking bullshit.

880
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:32.639
<v Speaker 1>But not to belabor the point, his drinking is even

881
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:36.400
<v Speaker 1>making that not a guarantee, which it should be, because

882
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:39.159
<v Speaker 1>he's going over to women and going, I was talking

883
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:39.880
<v Speaker 1>to my friend.

884
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:42.000
<v Speaker 4>It said I could come and talk to you.

885
00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Imagine you're a stranger and some fucking person comes up

886
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:46.800
<v Speaker 1>to you and says that you go, what are you

887
00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:49.599
<v Speaker 1>talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?

888
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:49.880
<v Speaker 5>Right?

889
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.159
<v Speaker 1>Which friend? What is going on? So we head home

890
00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:56.639
<v Speaker 1>and Joe continues to embarrass himself quite a bit. He

891
00:45:56.719 --> 00:46:00.119
<v Speaker 1>keeps telling Kayley that she passed the test, and she says,

892
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:02.239
<v Speaker 1>you need to go to bed.

893
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, actually, she says, God, what was the you're not

894
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>getting She goes, Uh, I think she says Joe. She

895
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.559
<v Speaker 2>lets Joe the bro know because he was a hoe.

896
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Her coach will not will be a no show.

897
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Good night, and that concludes Patty's limericks.

898
00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:26.840
<v Speaker 5>All right.

899
00:46:27.480 --> 00:46:29.880
<v Speaker 2>By the way, we got to touch on the k thing.

900
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:33.000
<v Speaker 2>She's so disappointed. It was a tough This was a

901
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:35.079
<v Speaker 2>tough lesson for Patty to learn back in the day

902
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:40.039
<v Speaker 2>that you don't know someone you know, that's right. I

903
00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:45.679
<v Speaker 2>feel so bad for her. I feel so bad for her.

904
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:46.840
<v Speaker 2>She's so cute.

905
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:49.760
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, what what lesson did you?

906
00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:53.760
<v Speaker 2>But she doesn't know this motherfucker.

907
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Right right right? She does, though she's keeping him at

908
00:46:56.920 --> 00:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>it at arms distance.

909
00:46:58.039 --> 00:46:59.559
<v Speaker 4>She's she's doing really, really well.

910
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:02.079
<v Speaker 2>And then uh called her buddy.

911
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:04.280
<v Speaker 3>Uh Cat did yeah, Cat did?

912
00:47:04.360 --> 00:47:04.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

913
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:05.559
<v Speaker 4>Yeah a Sean.

914
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:06.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

915
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:08.800
<v Speaker 4>She goes, I can't believe this is happening, and she.

916
00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Wants to leave.

917
00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:13.480
<v Speaker 1>And Cooper, we should say, is just a gargantuan asshole

918
00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:17.679
<v Speaker 1>to her the entire evening. Uh, he's just behaving like

919
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:22.679
<v Speaker 1>a boy. He's a man, you know, change the behavior.

920
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:23.199
<v Speaker 2>I would.

921
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:24.199
<v Speaker 3>I don't mind it.

922
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:27.840
<v Speaker 2>I would argue reverse the roles. If a girl decided like, ah,

923
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm kinda freed.

924
00:47:29.440 --> 00:47:32.679
<v Speaker 1>It would be fine. But but what I'm about was

925
00:47:32.719 --> 00:47:34.639
<v Speaker 1>about to say, is like, you can't do the southern

926
00:47:34.679 --> 00:47:38.239
<v Speaker 1>gentleman thing and then do this because you're just You're

927
00:47:38.280 --> 00:47:42.760
<v Speaker 1>just treating her like any any fuck boy would. So

928
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.599
<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna differentiate yourself and go, people don't open

929
00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:50.199
<v Speaker 1>the doors anymore. You know, I can't believe people are

930
00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:51.280
<v Speaker 1>treating women like this.

931
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:55.320
<v Speaker 4>I was raised better, and then you just fucking okay.

932
00:47:55.440 --> 00:48:01.840
<v Speaker 1>So Asha is surprised about how Cooper was evolving. She's

933
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:05.960
<v Speaker 1>a little disappointed because she comes to realize that he

934
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:10.079
<v Speaker 1>is in fact male, and he has also caught the

935
00:48:10.119 --> 00:48:13.239
<v Speaker 1>travel bug because he's running from internal demons, which makes

936
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:18.119
<v Speaker 1>him a sea rat, a dastardly combination of womanizing and

937
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:21.719
<v Speaker 1>a morality. So we hit the beach club. Luke is

938
00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:28.719
<v Speaker 1>sending some videos. He's checking in on Joy and yeah,

939
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:32.960
<v Speaker 1>it's very dramatic, but the point is taken. Jen rrupts

940
00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:37.280
<v Speaker 1>out of her seat because they all to mental health problems.

941
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, they all toast to a man who turned his

942
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:44.679
<v Speaker 2>boss's sheets into a cumbrella.

943
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:52.519
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Pat he shot his He shot his ball barf

944
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:55.800
<v Speaker 1>onto his boss's cumbrella.

945
00:48:55.880 --> 00:49:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Ella, making it ella cumbrella on my cumborella.

946
00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:08.039
<v Speaker 1>We love saying that's something that a lot of people

947
00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:08.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know.

948
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:11.599
<v Speaker 4>We love it. We have such a good time doing it.

949
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Next day and played two women off each other, he said,

950
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:16.199
<v Speaker 2>fucking scumback.

951
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:19.519
<v Speaker 1>No, not next day, Cooper finally has the conversation.

952
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:21.360
<v Speaker 4>He sits down with you know what.

953
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:28.719
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, They toast him, and multiple people say he was

954
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:29.280
<v Speaker 1>a great man.

955
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:33.039
<v Speaker 2>I know, and I was sinking like Abraham Lincoln was

956
00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:35.440
<v Speaker 2>a great man. I wonder if he ever came on

957
00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:36.480
<v Speaker 2>his friend's.

958
00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Log bed, I know, like Andrew Jackson, I'm sure a

959
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:40.800
<v Speaker 1>lot of people and he was just like, I want

960
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:43.760
<v Speaker 1>you to kill as many Indians and Mexicans as humanly.

961
00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:45.719
<v Speaker 2>Possible, and then he came on.

962
00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:48.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but at least he didn't come on

963
00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:51.480
<v Speaker 1>any at least Andrew Jackson may have slaughtered innocence, but

964
00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:54.280
<v Speaker 1>he didn't turn anyone's bed into a cumbrella.

965
00:49:54.719 --> 00:50:02.599
<v Speaker 4>Ah, it's it's that's a dark history of this country.

966
00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:06.599
<v Speaker 3>You know, most countries do, for sure.

967
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:10.280
<v Speaker 1>All Right, So Coop and Chat finally have Coop and

968
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:11.599
<v Speaker 1>Cat finally have the chat.

969
00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:14.880
<v Speaker 4>He says, Hey, listen, you're a girl. I don't want

970
00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:15.079
<v Speaker 4>to talk.

971
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:20.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we just an insane way to go about this.

972
00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:24.400
<v Speaker 1>And Asia realizes that Jen being mad at Kaylee and

973
00:50:24.519 --> 00:50:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Jen being mad about Luke and her being Grimace and evil,

974
00:50:27.360 --> 00:50:29.280
<v Speaker 1>and Joe and Kaylee being on the Fritz and Cooper

975
00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:29.639
<v Speaker 1>and Cat.

976
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:31.360
<v Speaker 4>The vibe is off here.

977
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:34.760
<v Speaker 1>But there's one thing that can save the day. That

978
00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:36.280
<v Speaker 1>is a merenga.

979
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah what, I fucking hate that. We'll have to extract

980
00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.920
<v Speaker 2>her propensity to grab things like that out of her

981
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:50.000
<v Speaker 2>DNA to make the superhuman being.

982
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:53.679
<v Speaker 1>How do you want? What is the voice of the

983
00:50:53.719 --> 00:51:02.960
<v Speaker 1>super being? Do we just speak in olms? Like?

984
00:51:03.000 --> 00:51:03.960
<v Speaker 4>Whose voice is it?

985
00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:08.119
<v Speaker 2>I think it sounds something like Barman.

986
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:10.599
<v Speaker 4>Everyone sounds like.

987
00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:20.800
<v Speaker 2>History hmm, Andy, do frame nice man?

988
00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:25.320
<v Speaker 1>And maybe a different voice, stronger.

989
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I can't have sex with that voice.

990
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:31.639
<v Speaker 1>You imagine if your wife's sounded like Morgan Freeman and

991
00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:34.719
<v Speaker 1>recounting the history of him and his gay lover who

992
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:35.599
<v Speaker 1>he met in prison.

993
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:40.880
<v Speaker 4>He burst out of that pipe and I burst into.

994
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:44.360
<v Speaker 2>His He went through a thousand yards.

995
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:47.039
<v Speaker 1>All right, we have to have our show, all right,

996
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:50.440
<v Speaker 1>so uh, next day, But first we get an announcement

997
00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:53.159
<v Speaker 1>or next day we get an announcement, but first time

998
00:51:53.199 --> 00:51:59.079
<v Speaker 1>for pred friend shape Marry. We've got Bunny Bunny an

999
00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:01.840
<v Speaker 1>economics club whatever that means.

1000
00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:04.960
<v Speaker 2>They do not give us any info. A bunch of guests.

1001
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:09.480
<v Speaker 2>They look pretty hot. But yeah, the major thing, I

1002
00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:13.199
<v Speaker 2>major takeaway is there some picky motherfuckers, mostly vegetarian.

1003
00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:15.639
<v Speaker 1>They want gluten free stuff at night. This is going

1004
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:20.400
<v Speaker 1>to be a tough charter. We've got Judah, We've got Sequoia.

1005
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:23.800
<v Speaker 1>They're picky, they're gonna want things late at night. And

1006
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.119
<v Speaker 1>from the trailer.

1007
00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:28.800
<v Speaker 2>It looks like Kaylee.

1008
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:29.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's gonna be tough.

1009
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:33.119
<v Speaker 1>So Kaylee and Jen have a little chat and it

1010
00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:40.599
<v Speaker 1>ends with Jen saying I'm glad we spoke. In her interview,

1011
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:47.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad we spoke, but I would after this conversation

1012
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:49.719
<v Speaker 1>has kind of cleared the air and I as grim

1013
00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:52.679
<v Speaker 1>as feel like I would watch Kaylee burn to death

1014
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:58.440
<v Speaker 1>and smile, she says, and I quote, if Kaylee was

1015
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:05.159
<v Speaker 1>on fire, I would not use my strongest host for

1016
00:53:05.400 --> 00:53:10.079
<v Speaker 1>what what is the problem here? Why do you hate

1017
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>her so much?

1018
00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:12.679
<v Speaker 2>Because she's twenty two?

1019
00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Get in the comments let us know did you have

1020
00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:19.440
<v Speaker 1>the bile and hatred in your gut at the age

1021
00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:22.639
<v Speaker 1>of twenty two, I did wish Piro death on someone

1022
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:26.559
<v Speaker 1>who's done absolutely nothing to you. Let us know what

1023
00:53:26.679 --> 00:53:30.039
<v Speaker 1>else you'd get. How excited are you for the sexy

1024
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:33.920
<v Speaker 1>photo shoot? Did you see the Odyssey? Did you get it?

1025
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:36.079
<v Speaker 1>That's it I'm doing.

1026
00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:36.519
<v Speaker 4>Say goodbye?

1027
00:53:38.079 --> 00:53:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so deep. Are you fucking kidding?

1028
00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Bye guys, Bye guys.

1029
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:44.119
<v Speaker 1>I can't say bye.

1030
00:53:44.400 --> 00:54:03.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. The Distan