Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to another episode of Bravo. We're
Black and it is your favorite day of the week.
It is literally when Raven's here of Bitch Is Better podcast,
who is on what I like to call personally a
generational run. You know, sometimes a generational run comes more
than once in a generation. Because we had been on
a generational one run together, which is how some of
you found me and her, which was pod miss and
then I went on a generational run when Amanda Batula, like,
that's the real generational run. Actually, I had to do
a warm up to know that I could do it, okay,
and that was forty days and forty nights including the
nights and make sure you get your shirt asap. And
then I mean, Love Island is here, and I'm covering
it consistently, but not as con assistant as a Raven
right here, who has has been covering it with and
without Kendrick like every single day. By the way, she's
a mother and she literally takes the time for you
guys to cover this show. And she's about to hit
a thousand subs on YouTube, which means she's about to
start making money. So if you're not subscribed yet, go
subscribe right now. She's so fucking close and it's kissing
me off because literally because literally like you're so close,
so close, and I feel like today, today, or tomorrow
will be the day that you cross that one thousand
follower threshold so you can get paid for all these
hilarious laughs that you and of Kendrick of I cannot
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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, and don't forget about Black after Son.
Over here on Bravo, We're.
Speaker 1: Black exactly exactly. We gotta wrap up the week exactly.
We have to literally because Raven is not as online.
How could she be when she's literally doing all this shit.
We had to, you know, update with the national outrages
throughout the week about Love Island and what we found out,
what was going on, all the theories and things, and
then also just our opinion. So Black after Sun is
so fun. We had Vanessa of Reality Recap on the
most recent one. It was hilarious and fun. So yeah, okay,
that is the housekeeping this episode, you guys. I have
the Free One and Raven has The Valley, which last
week's The Valley and this week's The Valley were broke
equally hilarious. So regardless, we're gonna have a good time.
But this is just gonna be me talking about whatever
the hell I want and or even coming along with
the ride, which is great. Love that. Those are my
favorite episodes to listen to and to record. Yes, so
stick with me. All. Have you seen all this stuff
with Taylor Franky Paul?
Speaker 2: Oh, brother, I've seen a bit, but is it ever
possible to see all of it when it comes.
Speaker 1: To Taylor like this? Am no what? Okay, let me
tell you what I saw. Okay, tell me her ex
husband was gonna get a restraining order against her and
try to take the kids and then and I don't
know if this is the right order either. I'm just
rattling it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that she was gonna go to rehab or she
has gone to rehab, I don't know. And when I
read that, I thought of you immediately, because you're always
like when a white person gets in trouble, they either
do what they gotta do is file bankruptcy or go
to rehab. And so I said, oh, she's finally doing it.
I mean, this has taken much longer than I think
any of us have expected, Like she should have done
this months ago. So that and then I saw she
was posting like some pictures of bruises that she had
or something, and said, the little boy took the pictures too,
by the way, And I'm like, Taylor, Zach, I don't
know what you want me to do with that information.
Speaker 1: Why would you have him taking those pictures? Why are
you posting it?
Speaker 2: Like it just feels like she's not supposed to be
doing any of this, but that's never stopped her before,
So I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's what I've got. So Okay, Yeah, you literally are
caught up as of this morning, like that's what's been happening.
I'm very proud of you to even be, oh yeah,
catch up with all the things that she has been
posting because I had the unfortunate opportunity to see it live.
It's so it was just it was just so much
She's okay, it's constant. It's always something with her, like
she's exhausting and I don't even know her. Can you
imagine being in her life? I can't. I would not
be able to because she's a liability. And I just
think that this just goes to show that literally, she
should not. They don't need to put out this season
of the Bachelorette that bad. No, and the period. We
don't need any season of the Bachelorette this bad. We
don't need any season. So yeah, Like basically what happened
was she was posting that the CPS had been to
her house and then she said it was She was
alluded to it being Dakota because Dakota was mad that
he heard that The Bachelorette will be airing. So she's saying, basically,
long story short, Dakota is going to extreme lengths to
make sure that the season does not air and over
my dead body, and I know that's right, Dakota. I'll
do anything. All y'all need to be off my screen. Yeah,
because it's like, I don't have a job, I don't have.
All I have is a very weird roommate in a
dream and that's exactly what's going on. And I just
feel like it's ridiculous. So she says that Dakota got
Tait involved, which is her first baby daddy. Husband swin,
you're a dude who look they look like siblings. But
that's a story for another day. But we are talking
house dragons today, so maybe it's a story for today.
Don't Taylor Franky Paul and her first baby daddy look
exactly alike? Like yeah, yeah, in the same body. So
he went there, the judj denied his requests and then
he went back with more evidence of like texts, screenshots, timeline,
all the stuff they hed they gave me screaming, and
then the Joys was like, Okay, we're still not gonna
take the kids, but what she do have to do
is do a drug test every time she wants to
have unsupervised visits. So I'm just like, go piss girl,
because what you gotta do, what you got to do it.
And I think everyone involved Dakota needs to take a
piss test first. He needs exactly he's supervised. Yes, yeah,
in the country around this kid. Yeah, take a look,
take it you too, because you not just because we
don't know, you know, it's not on the on the air.
Speaker 2: Why not drug tests all around? Like on Salt Lake City?
You know, passing around for everybody, where's Meredith?
Speaker 1: Where's Meredith? Because they she could drive down there real quick.
Speaker 2: She actually could. Yeah, and maybe she'll. You know what,
this is a good idea. She needs to go down
there and yell at them.
Speaker 1: They need some straight they certainly Chloe and the other
one would never You don't see them acting up. The
other one, we don't even know his name. That's how
well behaved he is, exactly Meredith marks is. You know,
there's a lot to be said about her, but obviously
she knows how to raise some kids, right, That's the thing,
Meredith and Seth. And although I will never forgive you
for credit for that, and also big big lots of
being closed. That really pissed me off, it did. I remember,
I don't go there anymore, but I was gonna use
it like you never know, you need some random odds
and ends.
Speaker 2: Like at a at a discounted price, you know, at
a discounted price.
Speaker 1: And now I don't even know what's in its place,
not in the spirit Halloween, like it's empty. It really
pissed me off. Like unused real estate, especially in Florida
where they literally like this, Yeah, yeah, they knew about
you today? What really deep thoughts? Deep thoughts with with Kaya.
I famously hate unused real estate and empty buildings because
and Florida specifically, they will chop down wildlife. That is
so true, forest trees, the oxygen, the air quality is terrible,
that's what the everyglings are on fire as we speak,
and they're like, hmm, maybe we can build here. So
that's what really like pisses me off about it because
they will chop down ship just to put up ship,
just for to leave a few years later. But Big
Lots was one of those stores that was always there
since I was like real little. So I'm just confused.
I don't like that one bit, Seth. I know you
ain't gottahing to do with this. This was one but
you was working somewhere up in the higher ups of
Big Lots. What was I talking about? Oh okay, yeah,
go piss girl. So then we get that news going on,
and then Taylor just loses it on Instagram as usual,
goes to her stories and she's like, you know what,
Actually I was being abused and these are the bruises
and she shows the bruises and she's like, that is
from that night that I threw the chair, and she
was like, actually, the phone from Dakota is what hit
my daughter and not the chair. And I'm just like, what, Taylor,
we saw it, Taylor, that's where you be fucking up.
Like when we have eyes in the videos already out there,
I could have said that before we saw the video.
Why would you sing? Why would you say that when
you could just not say any of that? Not supposed
to be saying any of this. Raven the Lord don't
want her to say any of this. They gotta be
so sick of her, like, hey, guess what, I quit. Yeah,
you're making my job so much harder than it needs
to be. And dealing with you already is hard enough,
but you will not listen. So what do you want
me to do? Right? It's like we're trying to keep
you away, but like I just I don't get it.
I don't get it at all. Well at that rate,
I would, oh my god, double triple, because you know what,
at the end of the day, you're so many of
this TikTok money and this Instagram money so you can
afford it exactly. And she's like, you know, I've been
pushed to my limit, and she explains the things that
Tate submitted to court was actually things that she confided
in him about and then he took that in order
to basically use against her. And it's a plot by
Dakota basically to bring her down. And there's no doubt
my mind that, like, yes, this is absolutely happening. But
at the same time, you are a part of this.
You keep showing up to the circus with your face
paint on and expecting a different decision every single time.
All your focus should be on is getting your kids back,
getting the premisure back, because I am very strongly like
the kids need to be with the mother, but when
it comes to someone like this, it's very alarming. So
I'm all for the drug test as long as it's
you know, no non prescription stuff alcohol testing. She don't
need to be on an alcohol period, need to be
so any substances. But make it fair all around. Have
everyone take the drug test, because all y'all tripping at
this point. The grandmama, you too. I know you have
your body done and it's tea, but you too. Everybody
around these kids need to go piss girl. That's the thing.
It's like, there's no good option for where the kids
should go. You know, the moms, the dad, the grandma,
the sister. I don't know, maybe the sister she seems
to you. I don't know. I don't know. It's a wad.
Speaker 2: She's probably about to be out of there, and she's like,
y'all will never see her here for me again, because
this is crazy.
Speaker 1: She's I'm twenty three to Millennia that shit, Like, hey,
I have questions about that. Okay, what is it? I
read it out? Although it was a national story that
Kendrick shared the screen for. Okay, since we're doing screen sharing,
y'all had that biggest fuck on YouTube. Shout out Kendrick, Yes,
shut out Kendrick. I still do know how to do that.
Who is she throwing that stuff at? Who was she
throwing it at? Everybody? Whoever called the police? I feel like,
is the one who she threw it at. You think
she was throwing it at Gabriella? Then why was Gabriella
call the police? Because she's scared if something scary is happening,
She's like, oh my god, Milania is not listening to me.
She's not listening to whoever is in this house. Zy,
something is wrong with her. Okay, so you think that
she went in the corner and was like hello in
the closet. This the girl was throwing candles. That's crazy.
And what did you decide? Did y'all decide it was
lit or it wasn't lit? Allegedly lit? Mm hmmm. I
don't think you need That's why it was really scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're throwing and you could possibly light the house
on fires.
Speaker 1: Is so crazy. Like the House of Hot Wax. Yeah,
a lot is a lot of wax with Paris Hilt
him Like what a film? Can you believe I watched that?
It wasn't really scary though, That's why I yeah, Like,
I can't believe that you watched it because it wasn't
really scary. Thank you for I don't like wax museums
or anything like that. It's very scary to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gone to like two minutes and I'm always like Ravens.
Speaker 1: It's like no magic and no wax. But I'm scared
of the wax. I'm not scared of magic. I just
hate it the wax. I'm like, they're gonna come alive.
There's something in there. They're gonna get me. Wax is
in shade like this, that's the person possessed by Yes,
I get it. So it's like no magic around you,
no wax around you. Like, what do you think about
bath and body works? Like does that period? No? I
love a bathroom body works. Okay, I can say that's
a good present. Yes, Oh I'll always be happy with that. Okay, God,
Christmas lists was about to get sucked up. I love
this in a candle chat. Oh god? Okay. Yeah, So
like that's the latest is that she showed her side
of things and then she deleted it because she knew
that she was not supposed to be posting that stories anyway.
Speaker 2: But she reads shots Taylor, It's like everyone knows this
by nothing. She don't have like a I guess a
burner account, wouldn't. That's not gonna do either, but.
Speaker 1: It would be a little bit better, Oh bet a
little bit better for a burner account, like because then
you can always be like, wasn't me or that was
my homegirl and now was my sister? But get someone
to take the fault for it, that's right. Well, no,
I don't do that. So on speaking of scary movies,
I don't. I also don't like scary movies like that,
like I like a slasher, like a vampire famously, love
a vampire. Famously. Your most said word last year was
Klaus Klaus, Me Klaus Klaus, Klaus Klaus. Trying to run
it up again, Yeah, because I have been running low
on them. But don't worry. We got some fun here
soon literally next month, like and we are taking you
on the road with us, but stay tuned for that.
I went and watched the movie Obsession. Have you seen
all the talk about it?
Speaker 2: Well, I just heard it was really good, and Tonio
was like, oh, I want to see it. And so
when he initially said it to me, I was like,
I don't know because you didn't send me a trailer.
And usually when he wants me to see a movie
with them, he'll send the trailer and I'm like it
must be scary, so no.
Speaker 1: So then he was like, no, if you're hiding something,
you're hiding something. You're trying to trick me. So then
I had to look it up and I was like, oh,
that's not I can watch that. I could watch that, yes,
but I've heard it's very good. Okay, so you haven't
been around to see it. You got to see it.
Go see it. It's at home digitally if you guys
don't want to have a movie night. But I saw it.
I saw it on a date. The date was for
the purpose of literally just seeing the movie. He will
not be called back drop from the roster. But this
movie was so good because it was like, he's a YouTuber,
like the guy that directed it was a YouTuber who
had a famously low budget and it grossed so much
money that I can't even remember it. And it's just
great to see, just like like with centers, like original ideas,
YouTuber too iconic horror director because this is going down
in history, new faces of actors and all this, and
it really is like even though I didn't know that
it was gonna be like a demonic possession movie because
I famously stay away from those price but it's not
scary on the way that you think it is. It's
more like have you ever seen Pearl No, I've never
even heard of that. I don't like the sound of it.
It's so it's like a good for her type movie,
Like they don't just want to drow killing everybody. Salute
not everybody, but a lot of people people get killed. Okay, Yeah,
and but it's basically about this guy. He makes a wish,
the one willow tree or one tree willow wish, And
they've been sending those PR boxes around and I'm like, I, no,
I wasn't on the list, but don't send me that shit.
Why she said return to send her. I don't even
want that coming near my door. I famously love PR boxes.
If you send me a PR box, I will open
it and I will do a video about it. I
do not care if it's for the opening of an envelope,
like absolutely, thank you for putting me on that list.
But they're sending the things the one wish willows in
the PR boxes And although it's fake and it's made up,
it's still like, I'm not feeling with that ever. So
if you got that, don't it's not funny. Why would
you risk it? Right? And it gives you one wish
like ray J would love but he's he or even
don't start okay because you started singing and then now
you're about to bring up it's too much. My mind,
you know, is going everywhere go on, especially after the
pretty key two K nice and then the lower behind it.
It was just last week was also a tie. We've
just been acting.
Speaker 3: Like that crazy yeah wow, okay, yeah, so you get
one wish and the guy basically is obsessed with this
girl and it's literally not her fault, like she was
just a girl and I want to say that, and
I stand on it.
Speaker 1: Her name is Nikki and the guy's name is Beer,
and he's obsessed with her because she his grandmama just
died two months ago, and she just showed him human kindness.
So he's like, so you're, oh, brother, typical. This is
why you can't be nice to men. You can't.
Speaker 2: Then they think you're in love with them, and then
when they find out you aren't, they're wishing that you are.
Speaker 1: Thank you, you just that's the whole movie. And when
she shows that, it's just like, obviously it's a maximized scale,
but I just sympathize with her because a man will
literally wish for you to be obsessed with him, and
then when he gets that granted, he's like, whoa, Oh
my god, that's so okay. I gotta see this. I
gotta see this acting like this now. And I'm just
like I did. She might not have needed to necessarily
slam a girl's head into the steering wheel sixteen times.
But you did say that you had wanted her. Yeah,
you want her to love him more than anyone in
the entire world. That is a crazy thing to wish for.
So that's and that's what the one wish whiddle said.
They said, that's what you want it, that's what you got.
And he tries to call the number on the back
of the wish thing because he got it from like
a magic shop or see it's not a Oh god,
I just gave her more amble. This is not going
well for my journey to being a magician by forty
Thank god, I have a few like a wild left.
Speaker 2: Well, let's just enjoy this time together while we haven't,
because if you turn into a magician, this is done.
Speaker 1: No, I just won't do magic around me, please, no, no,
that's not possible. That's not how magicians roll. It's their
whole thing. You won't be able to help yourself. I
don't have a thing. Okay, well my thing is like
not being able to take anything seriously. So so yeah,
things go left. And then honestly, like people would say, oh,
he ruined his own life, but he ruined her life
just because as he wanted her to love him back,
and she did not. You see, this is why sad
that is it's terrible, And this is why on Bruce
al Mighty, the other Jim Carrey movie that is approved
by me, right because no, no, you can't wish for
people to either still have to have free will. You
can't literally do anything else but not that. Mm hmmmmm.
See that's why you got them rules set up. Shall
So Okay, I need you to watch Obsession. I need
you and Tonio to have a movie night. Whether you go,
you guys want to because it's it's been out since
perfect text me right after or even through it. I
don't care face, I will. I know what, why don't
you watch it with us? I will right in the
middle of that, we just talk about it. I will
like I'm like because I've also watched all like the
interviews and the behind the scenes and how everything's made,
so I could be like, hey, so you know the
scene they filmed Seattle. Wait, this is like.
Speaker 2: That episode of Habit Elementary they were supposed to watch
Avatar and she was like hold on every two seconds
asking a question they got like twenty minutes into the episode,
was like what he was all into it too, and
she had.
Speaker 1: To go to school in Miss Schaminty's out. That was
so funny, abbit elementary. You will always be famous as
long as I am on this earth, like you will
always have someone watching it. Yeah, period. Okay, last thing
on the list House of the Dragon aka House of
Dragons for black people and also Game of Thrones for kevil.
On stage, she's like, are y'all watching Game of Thrones? Stop?
Speaker 2: I just love him and it's all the Game of
Thrones and he calls that other one something else.
Speaker 1: I cannot think of it. Oh my god, he's so
House Dragons or it is Game of Thrones. If you
talk to a black person, House of the Dragon, we
ain't got all day for that. Why am I saying?
Why is not the name? No, it makes sense that
it's the name. Oh no dragons. There's multiple Well, if
you want to go on threads and you want to
talk about it, there are a few black Like if
you want to get in the black algorithm, which is
the funniest algorithm, Like, yeah, like the funniest algorithm, you
either put dragons, y'all, dumb thrones or House of Dragons.
It no black person is under the hashtag House of
the Dragons, then why would they be the name of
this at all. I posted a video about the first
episode about how obviously, like this is what we were
waiting for last season, Like that first episode was insane, incredible, amazing. Uh,
Jace went out mogging as I told you, like, he was, oh,
poor Jace. Okay, this episode, they bring the body back
and rain is like that Black Aunty, that's like, wake up.
She that was that was tough. What are you doing? Like,
what have you done? What have you done? He's like
he's dead. She's like, girl, he's not. He's not going
to answer you, and you know what killed me? Because
obviously I'm paying to you, to the black people more so,
well actually Team Black in general. Bayla was just like
that's her husband. Mind you dead? She's like, well, I
told his ass not to go out there, so he drowned.
So the guy that locked Rainierra in the fucking room,
he's like, what's what's going on? He's hoping that this
child is not dead because he exactly, and she's he's like,
well what happened? She's like, He's like, what about the war?
Baylo delivers the coldest line that I've seen someone delivered
in a while. She just goes, it's just one and
you just see her husband's dead body behind her. Go
out there. He went out there. He's dead. Now it
is one happy go ahead, go ahead, So rightier is like,
I know you fucking line. I told your earth to
stay home. They don't let me know you let this
man lock me in the room. And also you followed
that order instead of you are queen.
Speaker 2: Because that's hard. I can't get over. Why did you
listen to I'm the queen. I don't understand that. And
whatever stupid reason Jace came up with, and that idiot
believed him. I'm like, no, that's still doesn't make sense
to me. Let me out of here or else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not going to want me to get
out ever, that's the thing now.
Speaker 2: And they just keep killing her kids left and right.
My god, like, I'm gonna knock all this shit over.
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's why I totally understood when she was she went
off well before that, she went to bed, because what's
the point, What the fuck do I care for anymore?
Speaker 2: I wear the other kids out anyway, the one where
they at one kid.
Speaker 1: Cool, you got me, he shouldn't have been on that dragon. Cool.
But two my first borns, and I see the other
three like, I don't know. I don't even know they've
gone somewhere. She shipped them off somewhere to be safe,
like mine. You, we don't know if they're safe either,
So it's like at this point, what the fuck. Meanwhile,
we are looking for the c snake aka the niggas
on Dragons, y'all. Like he literally went in that. And
that's the thing. There was this post on threads that
was like, if you picked House of the Dragon over
the BT Awards, I will have to review your black card,
and so many black people were like, well review my
shit then, because I'm absolutely watching House of Dragons because
they have niggas on dragons. Need to say more, we
ain't never seen no shit like this before. We have
never had any representation like this before at such a globe,
a global scale, with such high production. We have literally Valerian,
we have black hair, we have locks, we have the
black people. I'm trying to say it to black people,
you're doing good dragons and we have them in high
ranking orders and they are really like an important part
to the plot. So yes, I watched the BET Awards
right after, like it was still there. Juiceky, hilarious, love Juiceky.
That's my Who's your black excellence? Jewsky is gonna be
my black excellence because he did a great job hosting
the BET Awards and also he has so many different
things that he does on his own. But just the
way that he does comedy, the way that he is
a content creator and genuinely comes up with his own concepts,
films them and then puts them out for free for people.
He also drop could have been baby Daddy or is
a baby I don't know, a show about him being
the baby daddy to want his contestants babies and we
know that he's not the baby daddy. But it's hilarious
because he is putting people single mothers and a position
to win along with him while also providing hilarious laughs,
joy and controversial takes. So Juice Ski is the definition
of black excellence. Now, with that being said, I was
watching Game of Thrones at that time, and it was
good as hell because we had Game of Thrones, we
had a kit on stage, got me, we had house
what you're talking about, We have a House of Dragons.
We had Love Island, we have the BT Awards, we
have Real Housewives both. Like I hated it. It was
ridiculous and I caught up on it. But yeah, so anyways,
the sea snake, they found the sea snake his son
who's out there you know sea smoke. Uh, that was
claimed by homeboy who's out there searching for his daddy.
The two brothers came together, Bailey came together, and I
think that's technically technically her uncle, right because that don't
ask me, Yeah I do. There's a as a black person,
I will say there has been a lot of incest,
but on a on a different scale because I'm used
to the Game of Thrones universe incests. But that kiss
still freaks me out at night. And I'm also watching
interview with the vampire the vampireless stat and he is
in a sexual relationship with his mother and they are vampires.
So I'm trying to give grace for that, but just
as any person would, I'm having a hard time just
finding any grace or relatability to that in any kind
of way. But I just I would just like to say,
no one else try that shit, because it's a limit
that I got. I think the limit is to house.
And I guess the Vampireless that because I was not
expecting that on the Vampireless that at all, Your mama,
it's even hard. It's hard enough to take in these
fake shows, these scripted shows. But that's why we quit
vander Pumper Wolves. It's like, hello, can guys stop? And
then when it like into Love Island when he's like,
you remind me of my sister and my mother? Oh no,
and then even sorry, no, don't apologize, Like even on
Love Island UK, it's just like, oh, you remind me
of my mother. Stop saying that it's weird. I don't
want to hear that into into philanthropists but me neither.
I don't want to Yeah, like it's weird. But anyways,
so they find the Sea Snake and we have a
black people huddle and they're just like, if this is
what winning looks like, I don't want to win. Like
Sea Snake was like lost see for a very long
time is when I'm betting or you know, long enough
because they didn't know where he was for a while.
Bayla husband just died. It's just one and the other
two boys. He decides. He's like, oh, I don't have much.
I don't have much to give you, but I'm going
to give you my name. And I'm just like this, nigga,
I'm trying to I'm trying. I'm trying, and I know
this is the number one man, well, number two man
hitter club because Raven's number one, But I'm trying. I'm
trying to. I'm trying to just find the goodness in that.
I'm like, he meant yeah, but it's like, okay, your name,
but you were just rich. We should do with that.
You were just rich and I actually have you know,
like I have a position now I'm an adult and
I'm like, oh, look at him coming around wanting to
give like I don't need the last I need the
money exactly the bad.
Speaker 2: What does the name do for me? Is that gonna
give me some money? Where do I go to pick
it up?
Speaker 1: You couldn't even give me a dragon. I'm not getting
like any other benefits. I got my own the other
I got my own dragon. You don't even give me that.
I think about my natties. Hello, the fun. But now
you want to give me a name? Okay, cool. I'm
trying to find it okay. It was a great scene
because it's many of the black characters on screen. At
the same time, they did not die. They're having this
family moment and it's just the weight of the war
is really weighing on them. But at the same time
it's like, yes, we're still in the game. We'll take it.
We'll take it. So Rainier she does not want to
get out of bed. They sent for Damon. Damon Damon
was they got a song. I don't know, Like I
feel like I was watching Shrek. Like Damon was partying,
tootsy rolling, like he was out because they had a
fight on his I don't know what he was doing.
But Damon was always up to his own ship. They
was tootsy rolling, they was twirking, they was playing spin that.
And then he gets a note and it's like the
Prince did so I gotta go, but y'all go over
here and go meet y'all there. He goes back. He
like Ranier, I know she fucking what's her name is? Series?
I don't I know. He was like happy Pride. Damon
Immediately he's like, okay, like the tche you got me there,
Happy Pride. But I'm going to go talk to my
wife now, and then he's just like, listen, you gotta
get get up, get back in the game. I had
this dream it was a white haired girl on the
throne that it would be Denarius. But I don't want
to talk about that because we know how that ends.
And he's like, get up, we gotta go, and she's like, fine,
but I'm not gonna be happy about it, said I
will have an attitude. I do not feel like getting up,
Like what's the point? Yeah, and I was just like,
let that agree. Damn, did you give her a minute?
She just looked too. She's got a lot going on. Meanwhile,
Allison dumb ass always after trying to get out of
the city cloak and Gucci girl long you shouldn't. How
did she fuck this up? Her and Helena And it's like,
you know, Helene is touched, so it's like you have
to be like, yes, we'll get a zoo, let's go
like you or whatever. And she's like you're the queen
and Elena it's like, no, you're the queen, Helena. Get
sure we're not doing this right now? Wada, don't piss
me off.
Speaker 2: There's no look at us exactly.
Speaker 1: So then listen right near a go Damon go. She's
like okay, Alison kept her word. They fly on the
roof like the dragons is there, bitch like here me
and this bitch, And I was like, that's f I'm
talking about. I need me a Damon, not a John Snow.
So they get inside and they pull out the scraps.
They Damon slices and dices all of them.
Speaker 2: Like ten of them ryes, and he was like, anybody
else wants some of this?
Speaker 1: That's when lace whoever does Damon's lace? And I actually
found her on threads. She came across my teed because
of course black people have been paying attention to Damon's
lace front wig being amazing this season. So shout out
to you. I think her name is Stacy. Shout out
to Stacy. You did your things black excellence, Black Stacey,
who is actually white. But you know what, it doesn't matter.
It don't matter. You know the rules of this show.
It's whoever we say it is. So he's there laced up,
sliced and dice like ten people and he's like okay,
and what's up? So then Raynier literally just like like
we hear. Yeah, it's not funny. It's like we here whatever,
we made it, but bring a gone the your supper
to me. And then Damon's like, all right, I'm gonna
find him, but you could sit down and sad in
the meantime. But there, this is what we came for,
all right. Cool, because I'm with the ships. Demon goes
searched that holding a castle and Allison was almost you know,
assaulted by a creep who who realizes what she did,
but thank god the Black Master. That's poor guys. Everybody
keeps threatening him, trying to kill him. You don't know nothing.
He's like, I'm just here, I'm the definition. Yeah damn
like way holding the sword over his neck, like can
you just yeah, because this can't happen another time. I
can't do it anymore. Like pump fake, you keep pumping fake.
So he's like, well, actually I got something for you
Agon bin Luff, the other one, bin Luff. He went
to hair in Hall and he's bleeding on his ass.
I don't know what the fuck's going on. He's with
the witch like that. I can't explain anything that's going
on with with eye patch. Okay, So so yeah, that's
what's going on with him? He went hair in hall.
So the Master is like, I can't offer you a
gone because he's been gone, but I got something else
to offer you. Damon looked in that window and he saw,
which we didn't know until later, Auto hys howerd and
he was like, what a night surprise you do? Oh yeah, absolutely,
I preferred you. I preferred you. Actually, yah, that's up there.
And then when you're like looks at him, she's like, damn,
that's this bitch is daddy And she kept her word.
But then Damon is like, hello, you the queen. You
gotta stand on that, don't don't don't do it. Also,
remember all the things that Auto did the first season. Yes, yes,
I don't care. That's her daddy, kill that man. And
he was also still talking ship. He's like, oh, well,
if she don't want to do it, then can you
do it? Because I don't want to get hacked bitch.
You gonna get whatever the fuck is now, I'm going
to hack you up purpose and on purpose. Yes, she
was strong enough. She was wooing that shield earlier, she
was walking around. She do it, Yes, she could do it.
That's on purpose. Oh my god. She should have hacked
him a few more times for Choppini exactly exactly. She
was just like she hacked him in the back, and
I was like oops. And then she let us head
there for a second too, yeah, like damn again, let
me lift, let me lift, let me get the power back,
and then boom off with his head and oh my god.
She finally stumbles, crawls, even some may say, to the throne,
and she's sitting there like I've never been happier all
that for this, I'm finally here. She's like, I guess,
I guess I did. A couple of kids left, my
husband is actually not a use of so I guess
we're gonna run this country. And then dumb Alison and
special Helena walks in and she sees her daddy's head
on the ground and it's like is like and it.
Speaker 2: Ends, and I'm just like that is so awkward, Like okay, listen,
like some things happened, this wasn't part of the plan,
but like.
Speaker 1: Number one was in here, Number two where was your son?
And number three, why are you not going? Are you doing? Here?
Is your idea? You planned it right? So I don't
know what's gonna happen after this. I don't want any
schools one thing about the book readers. They are going
to spoil shit.
Speaker 2: For you, and I don't understand that. Can you just
let everyone have their fun? They think they're better than
everybody because they read the books or what.
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because why do you talk to that?
Thank you. They'll be talking so much shit and then
what they think is going to happen the show totally changes.
So you just look okaycause that's what happened, trying to
spoil shit, and now you're mad, not only that the
book adaptation is different, but also that your dumb ass
who tried to spoil it was wrong. That's why you're mad.
And this is why you don't spoil things for people.
Just let people have fun. Okay, that's it. That's it,
all right. Well that was House of the Dragon Episode two.
It was excellent. I can't leave for episode three. And
thank you Reeven for being up to date with the
House of the Dragon knowing about obsession, like obviously being
up to date with the Taylor fer Dee Paul thing.
We just have this synergy that mixes and I did
the whole House of the dragon thing without notes off
top off dome, because I wouldn't have been able to
do any of that. I may have missed some things,
so there's that. But I never claimed to be one
of those crazy not crazy but like detailed every single detail.
I don't know nothing about this shit, like I don't
know their names. I just know that there are niggas
and their own dragons. And that's how I like to
end this podcast. You good m h. All right, well,
we love y'all. We'll see y'all next week. Make sure
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