Speaker 1: All right, So I got to tell you guys a
Speaker 1: funny story. So I have to protect some names here.
Speaker 1: I got to be very careful about this. This is
Speaker 1: a real thing that happened. I was recently at a company,
Speaker 1: all right around lunchtime, okay, and someone brought in food
Speaker 1: for this company, okay, okay. And I was talking to
Speaker 1: two people that work at that company, and they were
Speaker 1: just having small talk about the food that was brought in,
Speaker 1: and somebody said, uh, yeah, weirdest thing happened today. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this was today or any other day.
Speaker 1: It could have been six months ago for all you know.
Speaker 1: Clearly today and they said, hey, I ate a taco
Speaker 1: and there was a bolt in it, okay, like a
Speaker 1: car bolt or like it had like ad did you
Speaker 1: ask what size of bolt.
Speaker 2: Pepper and if they kind of gave you a little bolt?
Speaker 2: He said there was a bolt in it.
Speaker 1: And I was stunned, and I was like, wait what
Speaker 1: And then he made the gesture you're showing that it
Speaker 1: was a metal bolt, you know, like a tool like
Speaker 1: as that would go that would accompany his screw. And
Speaker 1: so there was a bolt in his taco.
Speaker 3: Skin.
Speaker 4: You told me story. We will again not put any
Speaker 4: company on blast here.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: It's a place that I definitely when I lived in
Speaker 4: down there, I used to enjoy going to. And he
Speaker 4: told me a harrowing story about something that was in
Speaker 4: a taco.
Speaker 2: Condom my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad been into a street taco that had a
Speaker 1: razor blade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is happy Halloween stone.
Speaker 1: And so we were sitting there at lunch and he
Speaker 1: was like, you made this crazy face and then we
Speaker 1: looked and there was razor blade. That's terrorism, that's attempted
Speaker 1: murder that doesn't accidentally happen. That's like, well, but if
Speaker 1: it is possible that you you for street tacos use
Speaker 1: the razor bay blade to grind up like the Cilantro
Speaker 1: or the Youngs, to make him even finer, because that
Speaker 1: was my first thought, was someone planted that. And then
Speaker 1: it was like, well, if you know it's some of
Speaker 1: these old prep stations, it's possible.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, who.
Speaker 1: Knows, right, because it's a one, it's not a chain,
Speaker 1: it's not a chain. So they're doing whatever they want,
Speaker 1: prison rules style. Let's just make it how we want,
Speaker 1: and we make him with this razor blade, although the
Speaker 1: staff may not be properly trained, and you get down
Speaker 1: the road a little bit and someone accidentally leaves little
Speaker 1: razor blade in a taco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or shave when I cook sometimes? So and what
Speaker 2: you shave? Okay, so you're over the stove and you're shaving.
Speaker 2: I don't have to be the stove. It could be
Speaker 2: the sink. It could be the cuking and the sink
Speaker 2: could be And he's talking about his pubic region.
Speaker 1: You realize it would be safer for you to cook
Speaker 1: a meal in your toilet than it would to be
Speaker 1: cooking in your sink.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, I don't cook in the sink, just over it.
Speaker 1: He has you wash something here? Do you have burners
Speaker 1: in your sink? No, let's get back to the bolt.
Speaker 2: The preparation.
Speaker 1: I will say this, though, I do stumble across this
Speaker 1: guy on social media who makes food in hotels in
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: That's weird. So he'll set chicken.
Speaker 1: Down on the counter in a bathroom and like make
Speaker 1: nachos and stuff in the sink. Oh, Hasslehoff likes to
Speaker 1: eat his food on the floor of hotels rooms.
Speaker 2: There's some fecal matter on your food.
Speaker 1: The thing about what been just described, though, is that
Speaker 1: it's a world just full of dumb content. And so
Speaker 1: the guy that's like, you know, I'm the guy that
Speaker 1: makes chicken nachos in the bathrooms of hotels.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know who you are.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is the little thing you can do
Speaker 1: to differentiate yourself from all the other dumb stuff.
Speaker 2: There's the guy who goes through.
Speaker 1: Like walmarts and like films people's reaction while he drops
Speaker 1: fake farts?
Speaker 2: Yeah what about that? What about that?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: That busty gal that went into the walmart and remember
Speaker 1: she was doing stuff in the produce section. Oh, she
Speaker 1: was leaving her underwear. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she had
Speaker 1: a bit. That's her bit. That's her bit. Let's see
Speaker 1: what It doesn't seem like it takes a lot of talent,
Speaker 1: but it's certainly a way to distinguish herself. There's the
Speaker 1: guy who goes, I don't know, this could be cussing
Speaker 1: in Spanish, so I won't say it, but he's.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll just translate it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, No, I think it does it rhyme with
Speaker 1: minshi mindejo right, kind of nice. He's a guy that
Speaker 1: goes and he says that we were to say that
Speaker 1: on Kleno. No, that's not what he's saying. Oh, she
Speaker 1: probably means like, I'm suddenly.
Speaker 4: You don't even know you're a great bit because I
Speaker 4: remember that you probably Moneno guy went up to Joe
Speaker 4: Biden and like yelled at him and Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Okay, this brings up an interesting question about the FCC.
Speaker 1: Do they just monitor English two one four seven eight
Speaker 1: seven one because I speak English? So if I happen
Speaker 1: to say a group of syllables that in some other
Speaker 1: language may be offensive, I can't control that I'm speaking English.
Speaker 1: The reality is we've learned nobody is monitoring. They're just
Speaker 1: waiting for a report.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're waiting for a complaint. I've always worried about complaints.
Speaker 4: Which I could say with that phrase it means multiple things.
Speaker 4: So you look it up, so well, look it up
Speaker 4: on Spanish urban dictionary. Oh dude, I need to check
Speaker 4: Urban Dictionary because I submitted a phrase last week, remember
Speaker 4: golden pouches. Yeah, I need to see if they accepted
Speaker 4: my They never sent me an email.
Speaker 2: I was disappointing.
Speaker 1: I want to know, though, did you know the guy
Speaker 1: that ate the bolt before that encounter.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so it's just listening right now.
Speaker 1: So it's a guy that you know that okay, clearly
Speaker 1: you played basketball with him. No, and uh, okay. And
Speaker 1: he bit into a bolt.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And when he bit into the bolt, was he eating
Speaker 1: a taco? In your face? And goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I bit into a bolt earlier. He had some lunch
Speaker 1: and he ate and he bit into a taco and
Speaker 1: there was a bolt in it, okay, and it hurt
Speaker 1: his tooth and everything. Did you see his broken tooth?
Speaker 1: I didn't break his teeth. Did you look into his mouth? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't. Well, rubbing his belly, I did not. Okay.
Speaker 1: So the guy tells you. The guy tells you he
Speaker 1: broke his tooth on a bolt. He didn't break his tooth, oh,
Speaker 1: he said. He just randomly brought up. I was eating
Speaker 1: a taco and there's there's tacos, and by the way,
Speaker 1: I was eating one of them and there was a
Speaker 1: bolt in it.
Speaker 2: Now here's where it really gets interesting to me. And
Speaker 2: this is where I gained a lot of respect for
Speaker 2: this guy. And I was like, Okay, this is my
Speaker 2: kind of guy.
Speaker 1: He went back and had another taco and it shows
Speaker 1: what good tacos they are, because he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to look past this bolt in this taco.
Speaker 1: This was an accident. I have total taco confidence. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat another taco. It's delicious, you know. And here's
Speaker 1: the other thing with that, I really respect. If you
Speaker 1: had flown on a plane and it crashed and you survived,
Speaker 1: you should feel good about all other flights because the
Speaker 1: likelihood that you're ever involved another air crash it's astronomical.
Speaker 1: The likelihood he's ever gonna eat another taco with a
Speaker 1: bolt in it.
Speaker 2: I think he can.
Speaker 1: I think he can put on a blindfold and just
Speaker 1: have taco shoved in his mouth at all times.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 4: It sounds like he viewed it as not only did
Speaker 4: he get a taco, I got an extra bolt.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then he asked me do you want to see
Speaker 1: it the tooth or the bolt or the penis or
Speaker 1: the bolt or his tool pouch. Because if a guy
Speaker 1: comes up to me and he's like, do you want
Speaker 1: to see it? I immediately think he's that's goofy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially he says, hey, man, you want to see my boat? Uh,
Speaker 1: the whole thing reminded me of our intro.
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Speaker 1: So a friend of ours bit into a taco and
Speaker 1: bit a bolt. I had another friend just texted and say,
Speaker 1: better a bolt than a nut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you know what I mean. On the person right,
Speaker 2: and it does the razor blade.
Speaker 1: You said your dad bit into a taco or brito
Speaker 1: and ate a razorblade, or bit into a razor blade. Man,
Speaker 1: He's lucky that he bit into that like flatly as
Speaker 1: opposed to it being vertically, because it could have just
Speaker 1: sliced up his gums and then who knows, I could
Speaker 1: have gotten infected or you know, a lot of horrible
Speaker 1: things could have happened there, and that likes his tongue.
Speaker 1: That's a little hole in the wall spot right it
Speaker 1: it's a place that is attached to another place where
Speaker 1: there's a lot of traffic. Okay, you know, like you'll
Speaker 1: see like a little pop up taco kitchen kind of things.
Speaker 1: That's basically what it was. Here's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to know, and I genuinely care about this.
Speaker 1: In fact, this is something we should do on our
Speaker 1: YouTube channel. Go out and explore, Alice fort Worth. I
Speaker 1: want to find the best burger, best caso, best barbecue,
Speaker 1: and best taco in town. Like I don't want all
Speaker 1: because all almost all burgers, almost all tacos are good.
Speaker 1: But where are the best ones? Your very best ones
Speaker 1: that are like absolutely legendary. You're making me think that
Speaker 1: you want to do something called taco wars. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I would be down there, Okay, taco wars hell, Yes.
Speaker 2: Dang, you know what I'm saying. I'm pretty much in yeah. Wow,
Speaker 2: But I don't think you're gonna find it at a place.
Speaker 1: Christina, hold on, well, You're not going to find it
Speaker 1: at a place it at some point one's residence.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you can't. He brings up a good point.
Speaker 2: You will you make me a taco.
Speaker 1: If we're gonna be thorough, we have to go to
Speaker 1: every building in America and see if there's a taco there.
Speaker 1: I think houses. I think it's a residential thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: who has the best thing.
Speaker 2: I've got quite a bit of family. Who can get
Speaker 2: you going? Really? Who has the best residential tacos?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: You get great.
Speaker 1: You guys are both married to Hispanic women. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like you have a way better understanding of taco
Speaker 1: life than most people?
Speaker 2: Now? Have you learned more about it?
Speaker 1: I think I do, actually, because I'm straight up gringo.
Speaker 2: Gringo tacos are dope, but I kind of yearned for
Speaker 2: the real deal. Did you say, urine? For the real deal?
Speaker 3: These are?
Speaker 1: This is This was very early on in my relationship
Speaker 1: with my wife. Is the first time that her mom
Speaker 1: was making tacos. There was nothing even remotely cheese related.
Speaker 1: And I grew up in tex mex World. Yeah, put
Speaker 1: some cheese on there to then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's no cheese over here. I don't understand how can
Speaker 1: I process this? And so her mom is just such
Speaker 1: an accommodating person. She started bringing caeso fresco. Oh no, right,
Speaker 1: and so there'd be the little white crumbled cheese that
Speaker 1: we'd have. Then I started enjoying that with different kinds
Speaker 1: of tacos. In other words, if I know what else
Speaker 1: is part of that taco, then it kind of changes
Speaker 1: what I want with it, cause I think now I
Speaker 1: live in a mix and match taco world. And one
Speaker 1: of the things that I would say to my wife
Speaker 1: is like, you know this whole idea of well, that's
Speaker 1: not real Mexican food, And I'm like, well, that doesn't
Speaker 1: matter because the text mex experience is badass and the
Speaker 1: quote unquote authentic because even with quote unquote Mexican tacos,
Speaker 1: there's variations of that, like if you go further south
Speaker 1: into Mexico or Honoay style taco is different than the
Speaker 1: tacos along the border, for example, Like, dude, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like a bourbon or any Like I know somebody
Speaker 1: who loves red wine, but they drink it with ice.
Speaker 2: It's like, so do it how you want to do it? No,
Speaker 2: you can't know that person. Do it how you want to.
Speaker 1: That's a person you shouldn't need. You don't have to
Speaker 1: psycho do your thing however you want to do it.
Speaker 1: I agree with that sentiment, except for on that case
Speaker 1: of that one person. So I mean, if if we
Speaker 1: were to start a TV show that was Taco Wars,
Speaker 1: Taco Wars uh and we I mean, would you go
Speaker 1: fast food or only dine in?
Speaker 2: Would you go residences?
Speaker 1: I think you include fast food residences, pop up stands,
Speaker 1: fast casual, okay fast?
Speaker 2: What corn tortilla? I mean, are you going? Are you
Speaker 2: going flour? Corn?
Speaker 6: Whatever? Like?
Speaker 1: Sometimes if I'm offered flour or corn and I choose flour,
Speaker 1: my wife looks at me sideydude.
Speaker 2: That and that slander needs to stop.
Speaker 4: Be a little more welcoming into the culture and don't
Speaker 4: because sometimes you just want a flower tortia taste better.
Speaker 2: It's worse for you, but it tastes better.
Speaker 1: Christina, you go to a restaurant and they got great tacos.
Speaker 2: How are you ordering it corn? Soft?
Speaker 3: See?
Speaker 6: I I'm going soft because I had corn tortillas just
Speaker 6: last week and they just break apart so easily.
Speaker 1: Respect They're not a taco meat delivery system like like
Speaker 1: a pouch a lot of So that's why a lot
Speaker 1: of corn tortillas will double tort well, yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of double see they'll double tort with oh right, right right.
Speaker 2: You'll see that frequently.
Speaker 6: So if you're getting a street taco, obviously you're gonna
Speaker 6: go corn tortilla, double corn tortilla.
Speaker 1: But sometimes if it's like you know, and there's the
Speaker 1: whole idea of is it homemade, which just means did
Speaker 1: you hate did you make these tortillas?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: The quote unquote homemade flower tortilla. That is sexual pomp.
Speaker 1: It is so good, dude, And that's why that place
Speaker 1: roses that they make those tortillas right there in front
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 2: There's so much better. That's good.
Speaker 4: Uncle Julio's too, Yeah, yeah, I like to sell so
Speaker 4: over a Uncle Julio's.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm down with too? Uh for a
Speaker 1: crunchy taco. I love a greeno taco and a crunchy shell.
Speaker 2: Love it. I want one crunchy one soft, but take
Speaker 2: you that's good?
Speaker 1: Way wait together, yeah, no, I'll do it together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a taco bell item. You can make it
Speaker 2: on your own though, you make it on your own. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want one crunchy, one soft and it breaks apart.
Speaker 2: I have not chos.
Speaker 1: I think taco is the best a la carte individual
Speaker 1: item there is. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Where there's individual items, I mean the closest thing to
Speaker 1: that would.
Speaker 2: Be a salad. But once to eat a sound. Right.
Speaker 1: So it's just like tacos are just ever expanding into
Speaker 1: a world of magic. Like there's so many different ways
Speaker 1: to taco. That's the way to put it right there.
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