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<v Speaker 1>All right, So I got to tell you guys a

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<v Speaker 1>funny story. So I have to protect some names here.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to be very careful about this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a real thing that happened. I was recently at a company,

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<v Speaker 1>all right around lunchtime, okay, and someone brought in food

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<v Speaker 1>for this company, okay, okay. And I was talking to

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<v Speaker 1>two people that work at that company, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>just having small talk about the food that was brought in,

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody said, uh, yeah, weirdest thing happened today. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying this was today or any other day.

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<v Speaker 1>It could have been six months ago for all you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly today and they said, hey, I ate a taco

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a bolt in it, okay, like a

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<v Speaker 1>car bolt or like it had like ad did you

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<v Speaker 1>ask what size of bolt.

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<v Speaker 2>Pepper and if they kind of gave you a little bolt?

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<v Speaker 2>He said there was a bolt in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was stunned, and I was like, wait what

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<v Speaker 1>And then he made the gesture you're showing that it

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<v Speaker 1>was a metal bolt, you know, like a tool like

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<v Speaker 1>as that would go that would accompany his screw. And

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<v Speaker 1>so there was a bolt in his taco.

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<v Speaker 3>Skin.

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<v Speaker 4>You told me story. We will again not put any

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<v Speaker 4>company on blast here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a place that I definitely when I lived in

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<v Speaker 4>down there, I used to enjoy going to. And he

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<v Speaker 4>told me a harrowing story about something that was in

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<v Speaker 4>a taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Condom my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad been into a street taco that had a

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<v Speaker 1>razor blade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is happy Halloween stone.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we were sitting there at lunch and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you made this crazy face and then we

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<v Speaker 1>looked and there was razor blade. That's terrorism, that's attempted

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<v Speaker 1>murder that doesn't accidentally happen. That's like, well, but if

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<v Speaker 1>it is possible that you you for street tacos use

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<v Speaker 1>the razor bay blade to grind up like the Cilantro

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<v Speaker 1>or the Youngs, to make him even finer, because that

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<v Speaker 1>was my first thought, was someone planted that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, well, if you know it's some of

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<v Speaker 1>these old prep stations, it's possible.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I mean, who.

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<v Speaker 1>Knows, right, because it's a one, it's not a chain,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a chain. So they're doing whatever they want,

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<v Speaker 1>prison rules style. Let's just make it how we want,

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<v Speaker 1>and we make him with this razor blade, although the

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<v Speaker 1>staff may not be properly trained, and you get down

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<v Speaker 1>the road a little bit and someone accidentally leaves little

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<v Speaker 1>razor blade in a taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or shave when I cook sometimes? So and what

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<v Speaker 2>you shave? Okay, so you're over the stove and you're shaving.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to be the stove. It could be

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<v Speaker 2>the sink. It could be the cuking and the sink

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<v Speaker 2>could be And he's talking about his pubic region.

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<v Speaker 1>You realize it would be safer for you to cook

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<v Speaker 1>a meal in your toilet than it would to be

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<v Speaker 1>cooking in your sink.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, Yeah, I don't cook in the sink, just over it.

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<v Speaker 1>He has you wash something here? Do you have burners

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<v Speaker 1>in your sink? No, let's get back to the bolt.

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<v Speaker 2>The preparation.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this, though, I do stumble across this

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<v Speaker 1>guy on social media who makes food in hotels in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird. So he'll set chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Down on the counter in a bathroom and like make

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<v Speaker 1>nachos and stuff in the sink. Oh, Hasslehoff likes to

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<v Speaker 1>eat his food on the floor of hotels rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some fecal matter on your food.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about what been just described, though, is that

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<v Speaker 1>it's a world just full of dumb content. And so

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that's like, you know, I'm the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>makes chicken nachos in the bathrooms of hotels.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I know who you are.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, what is the little thing you can do

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<v Speaker 1>to differentiate yourself from all the other dumb stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the guy who goes through.

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<v Speaker 1>Like walmarts and like films people's reaction while he drops

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<v Speaker 1>fake farts?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah what about that? What about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>That busty gal that went into the walmart and remember

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<v Speaker 1>she was doing stuff in the produce section. Oh, she

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<v Speaker 1>was leaving her underwear. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she had

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. That's her bit. That's her bit. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>what It doesn't seem like it takes a lot of talent,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's certainly a way to distinguish herself. There's the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who goes, I don't know, this could be cussing

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<v Speaker 1>in Spanish, so I won't say it, but he's.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'll just translate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, No, I think it does it rhyme with

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<v Speaker 1>minshi mindejo right, kind of nice. He's a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>goes and he says that we were to say that

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<v Speaker 1>on Kleno. No, that's not what he's saying. Oh, she

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<v Speaker 1>probably means like, I'm suddenly.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't even know you're a great bit because I

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<v Speaker 4>remember that you probably Moneno guy went up to Joe

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<v Speaker 4>Biden and like yelled at him and Joe Biden.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this brings up an interesting question about the FCC.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they just monitor English two one four seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>seven one because I speak English? So if I happen

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<v Speaker 1>to say a group of syllables that in some other

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<v Speaker 1>language may be offensive, I can't control that I'm speaking English.

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<v Speaker 1>The reality is we've learned nobody is monitoring. They're just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for a report.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're waiting for a complaint. I've always worried about complaints.

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<v Speaker 4>Which I could say with that phrase it means multiple things.

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<v Speaker 4>So you look it up, so well, look it up

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<v Speaker 4>on Spanish urban dictionary. Oh dude, I need to check

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<v Speaker 4>Urban Dictionary because I submitted a phrase last week, remember

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<v Speaker 4>golden pouches. Yeah, I need to see if they accepted

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<v Speaker 4>my They never sent me an email.

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<v Speaker 2>I was disappointing.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know, though, did you know the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that ate the bolt before that encounter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, so it's just listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a guy that you know that okay, clearly

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<v Speaker 1>you played basketball with him. No, and uh, okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>he bit into a bolt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And when he bit into the bolt, was he eating

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<v Speaker 1>a taco? In your face? And goes, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I bit into a bolt earlier. He had some lunch

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<v Speaker 1>and he ate and he bit into a taco and

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<v Speaker 1>there was a bolt in it, okay, and it hurt

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<v Speaker 1>his tooth and everything. Did you see his broken tooth?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't break his teeth. Did you look into his mouth? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Well, rubbing his belly, I did not. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So the guy tells you. The guy tells you he

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<v Speaker 1>broke his tooth on a bolt. He didn't break his tooth, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he said. He just randomly brought up. I was eating

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<v Speaker 1>a taco and there's there's tacos, and by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I was eating one of them and there was a

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<v Speaker 1>bolt in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now here's where it really gets interesting to me. And

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<v Speaker 2>this is where I gained a lot of respect for

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<v Speaker 2>this guy. And I was like, Okay, this is my

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<v Speaker 2>kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He went back and had another taco and it shows

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<v Speaker 1>what good tacos they are, because he was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm willing to look past this bolt in this taco.

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<v Speaker 1>This was an accident. I have total taco confidence. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna eat another taco. It's delicious, you know. And here's

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing with that, I really respect. If you

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<v Speaker 1>had flown on a plane and it crashed and you survived,

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<v Speaker 1>you should feel good about all other flights because the

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<v Speaker 1>likelihood that you're ever involved another air crash it's astronomical.

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<v Speaker 1>The likelihood he's ever gonna eat another taco with a

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<v Speaker 1>bolt in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he can.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he can put on a blindfold and just

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<v Speaker 1>have taco shoved in his mouth at all times.

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<v Speaker 2>He's good.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like he viewed it as not only did

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<v Speaker 4>he get a taco, I got an extra bolt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he asked me do you want to see

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<v Speaker 1>it the tooth or the bolt or the penis or

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<v Speaker 1>the bolt or his tool pouch. Because if a guy

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<v Speaker 1>comes up to me and he's like, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to see it? I immediately think he's that's goofy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>especially he says, hey, man, you want to see my boat? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing reminded me of our intro.

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<v Speaker 5>Start time boys.

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<v Speaker 6>Right now, you're ready, right right, right, right time to.

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<v Speaker 3>Do one.

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<v Speaker 5>Q w efan with I show. You're gonna ruling it

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<v Speaker 5>if you except your similar wee pursuing it. Huddled out

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<v Speaker 5>shaw shank through the sewer, kid, Now what're chilling at

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<v Speaker 5>day eagle? Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock.

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<v Speaker 5>Got a habit for my house, a gold status Howard

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<v Speaker 5>starting to get craddic shows adding up, multiplied like a rabbit,

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<v Speaker 5>dun the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Zone out, creak it up, feed the habit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm want anything out. My friend rocking on Homeboys talking,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just a baby, baby, go Katie in all the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>So a friend of ours bit into a taco and

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<v Speaker 1>bit a bolt. I had another friend just texted and say,

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<v Speaker 1>better a bolt than a nut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, you know what I mean. On the person right,

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<v Speaker 2>and it does the razor blade.

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<v Speaker 1>You said your dad bit into a taco or brito

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<v Speaker 1>and ate a razorblade, or bit into a razor blade. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>He's lucky that he bit into that like flatly as

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<v Speaker 1>opposed to it being vertically, because it could have just

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<v Speaker 1>sliced up his gums and then who knows, I could

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten infected or you know, a lot of horrible

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<v Speaker 1>things could have happened there, and that likes his tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little hole in the wall spot right it

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<v Speaker 1>it's a place that is attached to another place where

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of traffic. Okay, you know, like you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see like a little pop up taco kitchen kind of things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's basically what it was. Here's what I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know, and I genuinely care about this.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, this is something we should do on our

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube channel. Go out and explore, Alice fort Worth. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to find the best burger, best caso, best barbecue,

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<v Speaker 1>and best taco in town. Like I don't want all

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<v Speaker 1>because all almost all burgers, almost all tacos are good.

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<v Speaker 1>But where are the best ones? Your very best ones

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<v Speaker 1>that are like absolutely legendary. You're making me think that

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do something called taco wars. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would be down there, Okay, taco wars hell, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Dang, you know what I'm saying. I'm pretty much in yeah. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think you're gonna find it at a place.

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<v Speaker 1>Christina, hold on, well, You're not going to find it

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<v Speaker 1>at a place it at some point one's residence.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but you can't. He brings up a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>You will you make me a taco.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're gonna be thorough, we have to go to

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<v Speaker 1>every building in America and see if there's a taco there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think houses. I think it's a residential thing. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>who has the best thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got quite a bit of family. Who can get

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<v Speaker 2>you going? Really? Who has the best residential tacos?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You get great.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are both married to Hispanic women. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you have a way better understanding of taco

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<v Speaker 1>life than most people?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? Have you learned more about it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I do, actually, because I'm straight up gringo.

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<v Speaker 2>Gringo tacos are dope, but I kind of yearned for

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<v Speaker 2>the real deal. Did you say, urine? For the real deal?

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<v Speaker 3>These are?

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<v Speaker 1>This is This was very early on in my relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with my wife. Is the first time that her mom

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<v Speaker 1>was making tacos. There was nothing even remotely cheese related.

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<v Speaker 1>And I grew up in tex mex World. Yeah, put

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<v Speaker 1>some cheese on there to then I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no cheese over here. I don't understand how can

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<v Speaker 1>I process this? And so her mom is just such

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<v Speaker 1>and so there'd be the little white crumbled cheese that

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<v Speaker 1>we'd have. Then I started enjoying that with different kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of tacos. In other words, if I know what else

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<v Speaker 1>is part of that taco, then it kind of changes

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<v Speaker 1>what I want with it, cause I think now I

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<v Speaker 1>live in a mix and match taco world. And one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things that I would say to my wife

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<v Speaker 1>is like, you know this whole idea of well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not real Mexican food, And I'm like, well, that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter because the text mex experience is badass and the

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<v Speaker 1>quote unquote authentic because even with quote unquote Mexican tacos,

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<v Speaker 1>there's variations of that, like if you go further south

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<v Speaker 1>into Mexico or Honoay style taco is different than the

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<v Speaker 1>tacos along the border, for example, Like, dude, it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a bourbon or any Like I know somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who loves red wine, but they drink it with ice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, so do it how you want to do it? No,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't know that person. Do it how you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a person you shouldn't need. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>psycho do your thing however you want to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with that sentiment, except for on that case

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<v Speaker 1>of that one person. So I mean, if if we

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<v Speaker 1>were to start a TV show that was Taco Wars,

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Wars uh and we I mean, would you go

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<v Speaker 1>fast food or only dine in?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you go residences?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you include fast food residences, pop up stands,

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<v Speaker 1>fast casual, okay fast?

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<v Speaker 2>What corn tortilla? I mean, are you going? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>going flour? Corn?

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<v Speaker 6>Whatever? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes if I'm offered flour or corn and I choose flour,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife looks at me sideydude.

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<v Speaker 2>That and that slander needs to stop.

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<v Speaker 4>Be a little more welcoming into the culture and don't

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<v Speaker 4>because sometimes you just want a flower tortia taste better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's worse for you, but it tastes better.

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<v Speaker 1>Christina, you go to a restaurant and they got great tacos.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you ordering it corn? Soft?

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<v Speaker 3>See?

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<v Speaker 6>I I'm going soft because I had corn tortillas just

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<v Speaker 6>last week and they just break apart so easily.

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<v Speaker 1>Respect They're not a taco meat delivery system like like

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<v Speaker 1>a pouch a lot of So that's why a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of corn tortillas will double tort well, yeah, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of double see they'll double tort with oh right, right right.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see that frequently.

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<v Speaker 6>So if you're getting a street taco, obviously you're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>go corn tortilla, double corn tortilla.

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<v Speaker 1>But sometimes if it's like you know, and there's the

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<v Speaker 1>whole idea of is it homemade, which just means did

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<v Speaker 1>you hate did you make these tortillas?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>The quote unquote homemade flower tortilla. That is sexual pomp.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so good, dude, And that's why that place

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<v Speaker 1>roses that they make those tortillas right there in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so much better. That's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Uncle Julio's too, Yeah, yeah, I like to sell so

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<v Speaker 4>over a Uncle Julio's.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm down with too? Uh for a

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<v Speaker 1>crunchy taco. I love a greeno taco and a crunchy shell.

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<v Speaker 2>Love it. I want one crunchy one soft, but take

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<v Speaker 2>you that's good?

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<v Speaker 1>Way wait together, yeah, no, I'll do it together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a taco bell item. You can make it

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<v Speaker 2>on your own though, you make it on your own. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I want one crunchy, one soft and it breaks apart.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not chos.

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<v Speaker 1>I think taco is the best a la carte individual

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<v Speaker 1>item there is. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Where there's individual items, I mean the closest thing to

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<v Speaker 1>that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a salad. But once to eat a sound. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just like tacos are just ever expanding into

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<v Speaker 1>a world of magic. Like there's so many different ways

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<v Speaker 1>to taco. That's the way to put it right there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we just started a new show called Taco

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<v Speaker 1>warst Yep. All right, coming up next, let's take it

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<v Speaker 1>to Hollywood, Katie. Why is Jessicas Simpson in the news, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she swallowed something, ben.

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<v Speaker 2>I leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, it's a dream come true. We'll discuss

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<v Speaker 1>it next. Before we get there, let's talk about