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<v Speaker 1>Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy News, a daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians

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<v Speaker 1>and the comedy industry. Boy, it's busy. I thought I'd

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<v Speaker 1>lead off with Strikeforce five today, but nope, the roast

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<v Speaker 1>is still the hot topic. We will get to Strikeforce

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<v Speaker 1>five in a minute. Starting with the roast. There were

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<v Speaker 1>many many stories about jokes that were cut from the

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<v Speaker 1>roast for one reason or another. I will do my

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<v Speaker 1>best to share them with you. Variety caught up with

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<v Speaker 1>writer Madison Sinclair, who was one of the writers hired

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<v Speaker 1>to make jokes for the various actors, musicians, and comics

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<v Speaker 1>who participated in the roast of Kevin Hart. Variety has

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<v Speaker 1>these broken out by topics. Is unclear who hypothetically would

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<v Speaker 1>have said the joke about the subjects, so we'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it by subject. For a subject as Draymond Green, someone

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<v Speaker 1>might have said, Draymond Green is a lot like Megan

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<v Speaker 1>Feet Stallion. They're famous for letting other people shoot, and

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't been the same since Klay Thompson Laft. Draymond

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<v Speaker 1>is so cute. He has that thing where his mouth

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<v Speaker 1>is always a little open. That's one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>he and Chelsea have in common. That's pretty good. Actually.

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<v Speaker 1>New topic. Lizzo Lizo broke barriers when she danced as

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<v Speaker 1>a stripper and hustlers, mostly because they weren't properly enforced.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny, funny. New topic Shane Gillis. Shane Gillis only

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<v Speaker 1>lasted two weeks in basic training. The closest he's come

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<v Speaker 1>to becoming a veteran is his views on Asians. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's very funny, but it would assume general knowledge on

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<v Speaker 1>the audience as to why that is funny if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Shane Gillis was hired to be on SNL

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<v Speaker 1>and they dusted off some jokes from his podcast, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he was unhired from SNL way back when another

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<v Speaker 1>one not as good. Shane turned down doing the Rion

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Festival because he has integrity and he can't go

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight hours without a drink. New topic. Tony Inchcliff.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony has the license plate I Roast, which is what

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<v Speaker 1>we all hope for every time he gets behind the wheel. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Tony is like Milania. The only thing relevant about him

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<v Speaker 1>is that he opened for Trump once. That's a great joke.

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<v Speaker 1>New topic, Chelsea Handler. You might know Chelsea for being

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<v Speaker 1>on e for over a decade. She also had a

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<v Speaker 1>famous talk show for a while. See that's good, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a nice harmless. That's great, that's a perfect joke. I

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<v Speaker 1>like these. New topic. Kevin Hart. Kevin is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the few comedians without a single allegation. When he found

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<v Speaker 1>out about the me too movement, he was shocked. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, people are saying no to things. Fantastic joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that Kevin actually has a nonprofit for

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<v Speaker 1>organ donation called Heartless. That's not true, but doesn't that

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<v Speaker 1>sound like some dumb stuff he would do. If Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>can make a pun with the word heart in it,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll spend millions to develop a crappy business around it. Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for being here tonight. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you have such a busy schedule with stand up movies

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on that shelf every Christmas. Kevin, I was so

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<v Speaker 1>disappointed when you did the Rion Comedy Festival because on

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<v Speaker 1>a human rights level, no one should be forced to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to your comedy sober. I love these, Kevin. You

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<v Speaker 1>are so talented, but you are the worst cheater with

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<v Speaker 1>your bild. I assumed you'd be better at sneaking around.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Hart is such a sellout, even his sex tape

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<v Speaker 1>at commercial breaks, Kevin Hart is always on the worst

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<v Speaker 1>platforms Quibi Toby, the ones he puts on when he

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<v Speaker 1>argues with his wife. Kevin said he was only joking

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<v Speaker 1>what he said. He would throw a dollhouse at a

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<v Speaker 1>gay child. But we invited Tony Chcliff here tonight just

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure. Kevin, why are always hooking up with

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<v Speaker 1>women in cars? If you wanted to cheat and get

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<v Speaker 1>away with it, you should have gone somewhere desolate and

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<v Speaker 1>no man's land, somewhere no one would ever go by

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<v Speaker 1>any means necessary, like Harthouse on Librea fantastic. Let's give

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<v Speaker 1>a nice plug to Madison Sinclair, who will be at

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<v Speaker 1>the Looney Bin in Tulsa on May fourteenth and May

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<v Speaker 1>sixteenth at the Dallas Comedy Club. Now, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people on the internet are upset about some of the

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<v Speaker 1>jokes at the roost. I don't think they understand what

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<v Speaker 1>a roast is. On the Charlie Kirkshow, producer Blake Neff

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<v Speaker 1>weighed in. He said on today's show, we discussed Pete

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<v Speaker 1>Davison's joke about Charlie's death while roasting Tony Inchcliff might take.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like it, and I'm glad the audience wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>into it. But there were other jokes we've seen that

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<v Speaker 1>are clearly a lot more hateful and intent than Pete's,

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<v Speaker 1>and a few bad taste jokes about Charlie. At the

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<v Speaker 1>price we have to pay for how iconic he has

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<v Speaker 1>become an American culture TMC. He reports the family and

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<v Speaker 1>friends of George Floyd were upset at the Floyd joke

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<v Speaker 1>that Tony Hinchcliffe made. TMZ says, George's family and friends

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<v Speaker 1>feel like Kevin Hart should have told Tony to stay

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<v Speaker 1>off the topic of nothing else, and they're baffled and

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<v Speaker 1>disgusted by Tony's apparent obsession with telling George Floyd jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>During the Tom Brady roast, Hinchcliff joke that Rob Gronkowski

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<v Speaker 1>looked like the final Boss in George Floyd the video game,

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<v Speaker 1>TMZ says quotes were told. George's family and friends feel

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<v Speaker 1>Tony is a quote racist comedian unquote double unquote, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're wondering how Kevin would feel about these jokes if

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<v Speaker 1>one of his friends died instead of George. Cheryl Underwood

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<v Speaker 1>was on TMZ Live. She defended the Rock's use of

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<v Speaker 1>the R word, arguing that Rose comedy has its own rules.

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<v Speaker 1>She said the context brought the room together, especially given

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<v Speaker 1>past discourse about the Rock's identity. She emphasized that political

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<v Speaker 1>correctness doesn't always fit in with comedy, noting roasts or

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<v Speaker 1>spaces to tackle uncomfortable issues with humor. More about the

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<v Speaker 1>roast tomorrow. All right, the Strike Force five guys. They

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<v Speaker 1>are Sai Myers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, and

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen Colbert. They were all on The Late Show with

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen Colbert. Steven said Late Night is in a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a weird spot right now spoiler alert, and people

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<v Speaker 1>are questioning its future. He then asked the other host

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<v Speaker 1>to make a case for Late Night. Jimmy Kimmel said,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, I look at the figures and the

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<v Speaker 1>fact of the matter is more people are watching late

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<v Speaker 1>night television now then, and I know everybody gets crazy

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<v Speaker 1>than when Johnny Carson was on. Obviously, Johnny Carson had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people watching one show, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of shows with thirty thousand people watching each one.

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<v Speaker 1>It adds up. People watch us on YouTube now, and

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<v Speaker 1>people have a lot of different opinions, and yet they

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<v Speaker 1>still keep coming to us. Kimmel and John Oliver then

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<v Speaker 1>asked why would that question even be asked. Kim Will asked, Colbert,

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<v Speaker 1>like Ryan Seacrest doesn't get asked about the Wheel of

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<v Speaker 1>Fortune or whatever the hell he's hosting. Oliver agreed and

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<v Speaker 1>said I would actually like to hear Ryan SeaQuest defend

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<v Speaker 1>Wheel of Fortune. If someone's next to me saying defend

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<v Speaker 1>Wheel of Fortune's right to exist, I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>leaning forward waiting for what he says. Jimmy Fallon waited

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<v Speaker 1>in and said Late Night is one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>that's been around our whole lives where it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thought Johnny Carson came with the television set. People want

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<v Speaker 1>to go to sleep, having a good laugh and go

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<v Speaker 1>to bed happy. Kim Will jumped on that and said,

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<v Speaker 1>but not before Seth Fellon agreed, wake back up for

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<v Speaker 1>Seth's show. Then Seth Myers said, if I were making

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<v Speaker 1>my case for Late Night, it would be that the

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<v Speaker 1>leaders of the free world are watching it when it

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<v Speaker 1>airs with all the hosts there, Colbert joke John Stewart

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<v Speaker 1>is the designated survivor tonight someone asked to survive for

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<v Speaker 1>the President to be mad at great joke, Colbert said,

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<v Speaker 1>would it be great if John had to do all

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<v Speaker 1>our eulogies? Some other jokes. Kim Will said, I figured

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<v Speaker 1>out why you lost forty million dollars, Steve, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>too many in your band. Colbert wondered if he would

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<v Speaker 1>get kicked out of the Strike Force five if he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a show. Seth Meyer said, you're out. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Strikeforce four. It breaks our heart, but it's like jerrymandering.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody likes it. But once the court's rule. Kim Old

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<v Speaker 1>tagged that with don't worry, give me a few months

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<v Speaker 1>and it'll be Strikeforce three. Kim Old talked about when

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<v Speaker 1>he had his own troubles and said, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>when I got knocked off the air for a few days,

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<v Speaker 1>people canceled Disney Plus. He then turned to the audience

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<v Speaker 1>and said, why are are you people canceling Paramount Plus?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you didn't have it in the first place. John

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<v Speaker 1>Oliver stood up for his potential new bosses and said, Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 1>until a deal goes through, I could just do a

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<v Speaker 1>counter to that. Paramount Plus might have some good programming,

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<v Speaker 1>unless it doesn't go through, in which case you can

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<v Speaker 1>go f itself. There will be a new podcast episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Strike Force five out today. I had to put

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<v Speaker 1>the feedback on my phone. I had cleared that out.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode thirteen will benefit Chef jose Andre's World Central Kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>a nonprofit that provides meals in response to humanitarian, climate

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<v Speaker 1>and community crisises around the world. On Late Nighter dot Com,

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Carter wrote, the affection among this group was on

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<v Speaker 1>utterly convincing display Monday Night. The group long ago shattered

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<v Speaker 1>the old Late Night President that competition had to resemble

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<v Speaker 1>Game of Thrones. The banter was funny and charming, but

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<v Speaker 1>a little concern about the future was always haunting the conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Carter writes, And as these five talented men traded

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<v Speaker 1>drives in stories like old college friends, drawing laughs from

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<v Speaker 1>the audience and from one another, it only underscored how separate,

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<v Speaker 1>sadly separate, Trump and his entourage are from some of

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<v Speaker 1>the best time people can have watching television. Late night

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<v Speaker 1>shows are entertaining. They always have been, They still are

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<v Speaker 1>unless you literally can't take a joke. Send your letters

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<v Speaker 1>to Bill Carter.

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<v Speaker 2>Gossip Connor whispers in the street gossip con probably buppy

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<v Speaker 2>gossip conn Aware the rumors meet with Johnny Mackett's always

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<v Speaker 2>a tree. Gossip Connor whispers this tree, gossip Corn probably

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<v Speaker 2>gossip Cone. Where the rooms me with Johnny mactowy a tree?

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<v Speaker 1>Real question? Do you ever find yourself singing that? I

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<v Speaker 1>my head. It is super catchy. On Gossip Corner? Is

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<v Speaker 1>Carrie Underwood mad at Nicki Glazer? People think there was

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<v Speaker 1>tension on the set of American Idol when Nicki Glazer

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<v Speaker 1>recently showed up. One person on social media said, Carrie,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how talns it, ever since I saw her

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<v Speaker 1>on American Idol, I picked up a really cold vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>Another person said the tension between Carrie and Nicki is

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<v Speaker 1>killing me. Mary Underwood said there is no beef between

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<v Speaker 1>the pair. She says, I think Nikki did such a

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<v Speaker 1>great job because it's not an easy thing to come

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<v Speaker 1>sit behind that desk and try to think of constructive

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<v Speaker 1>things to say. And I don't know. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>she did everything wonderfully. But no, there's no beef. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no beef. Johnny Mack, you never mentioned Kevin Hart.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Kevin Hart. This is going to shock you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got another gig. He's making yet another movie. Famous

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<v Speaker 1>director Mick Gee has teamed up with Kevin Hart for

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<v Speaker 1>a high concept action comedy. This will be for Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>In untitled project, two rival spies cross paths at a

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<v Speaker 1>lama's class as their wives become friends. With their double

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<v Speaker 1>lives colliding in unexpectedly hilarious and dangerous ways, the two

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<v Speaker 1>men are forced to reluctantly become confidants and partners on

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<v Speaker 1>the roads of fatherhood. Are you looking forward to untitled movie? Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's also a we'll talk about this later in the week,

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<v Speaker 1>another Kevin Hart Netflix movie, and that also stars Marcelo Hernandez,

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<v Speaker 1>who does one thing. Well. It's called seventy two Hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be on Netflix July twenty fourth. My friend Larry

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<v Speaker 1>the Cable Guy's got a new show. It's called American Mayhem,

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<v Speaker 1>a new first run syndicated series that will launch this fall.

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<v Speaker 1>In American Mayhem, Larry the Cable Guy brings his signature

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