WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:06.440 He Welcome to Buns and Banter, a podcast by work 2 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:10.439 Busties for work Busties. Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Ali. 3 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:15.919 We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia. We're both millennials, 4 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:18.160 and we're both trying to figure out how to build 5 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:22.879 the lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career and 6 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:23.480 being a mom. 7 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:25.359 How to get through a week without crying. 8 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:26.679 Welcome to Buns and Banter. 9 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:28.120 We're glad you're here. 10 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:30.800 Shoes off, filters off. 11 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:35.880 Oh, isn't that just? Oh? 12 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:38.679 Welcome into it? 13 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:39.479 How goes it? 14 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:41.920 How are we doing? How we feeling? I'm pretty okay? 15 00:00:42.119 --> 00:00:44.159 How are you? That was like a huge You just 16 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:47.119 got off of a huge load of work with faster horses. 17 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:48.679 You did a phenomenal job. 18 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:49.399 Thank you. 19 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:50.200 How are you doing? 20 00:00:50.399 --> 00:00:51.960 Thank you for seeing us? 21 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:53.679 Yeah, it was fantastic. 22 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:54.880 Really appreciate that. 23 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:56.600 I try to throw a heart where where I can. 24 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:57.759 We love that. 25 00:00:57.799 --> 00:00:58.880 It takes a lot of work. 26 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:01.439 You're just the best hype girl. It was a great weekend. 27 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:03.840 I was only there on Sunday because I was at 28 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:08.359 a wedding. Oh yeah, which was fantastic, very cool, a 29 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.640 venue that I had never been to in West Michigan, 30 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:14.079 and I just like I love watching my people get married. 31 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:14.680 Yeah. 32 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:17.400 I will say one of the things that I especially 33 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:21.079 love about weddings is like just the vows that people 34 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:26.319 write or that they choose to go with for different yeah, 35 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:30.680 occasions and ceremonies and stuff. This particular couple wrote their 36 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:34.040 own vows and exchanged them in private, which I thought 37 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:36.959 was so sweet. And then like we got the do 38 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:39.319 you take so and so. 39 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:41.159 Typical legality side of things. 40 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:42.799 Yeah, but they had like their own price, which I 41 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:44.640 thought was a nice touch. I had never seen that before. 42 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:45.799 Oh that's fabulous. 43 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:50.239 Yeah, and then like man, love was in the air. 44 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:53.120 People got engaged at faster horses. 45 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:54.799 I thought you were about to stay at the wedding. 46 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.680 I'm like, oh no, okay, good. 47 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:01.120 No, not at the wedding, but at faster horses, which 48 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:04.959 see that. I love that. I love that for people. 49 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:08.639 I love love. That is my personal nightmare. 50 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:12.520 It's like jumbo tron proposals. 51 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:16.280 For me, like jumbo tron sports events proposals stuff like that, 52 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:19.479 where it's like so public. I just like can't I 53 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:22.560 can't get on board personally, but like I love seeing 54 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:26.360 it in public, and I love like celebrating that with people. 55 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:28.280 I just like, would not want it for myself. 56 00:02:28.759 --> 00:02:32.159 Chris and I remember our proposal story so differently, and 57 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:34.560 he constantly tells me I'm wrong. I'm like, there's no 58 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:37.080 way I would ever have forgotten this part of our proposal. 59 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:40.840 So he proposed to me in Chicago, which is important 60 00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:42.680 to me. My dad's from there. We used to take 61 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:45.759 family trips all the time. His entire side of the 62 00:02:45.759 --> 00:02:48.759 family is still there were Chicago sports fans. So Chris 63 00:02:48.759 --> 00:02:50.840 actually took me to my first ever Blackhawks game. 64 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:51.639 Oh that's cool. 65 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:53.159 Yeah, I'd never gotten to see a hockey game at 66 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:55.120 the United Center. I'd seen the Bulls play there, but 67 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:57.599 I'd never seen the Hawks. It was really cool, really 68 00:02:57.639 --> 00:03:00.120 really fun night. And then we got out and there 69 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:03.000 were no ubers, no lifts, nothing, not even like a 70 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:05.960 regular taxi. So we figured we'd just hook it back 71 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:10.039 downtown to our hotel, which was miles and I don't 72 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:13.759 do distance well in my brain, so it's like, oh, 73 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:15.680 it'll be like a six minute john And it was 74 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:17.759 like an hour and a half to get back to 75 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:18.280 where we were. 76 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:19.759 And he's got the ring in he got. 77 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:21.120 The ring in his pocket. He had the ring all 78 00:03:21.199 --> 00:03:24.719 night and he was acting a little strange, which now 79 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:28.439 like looking back, you realize, and he we were crossing 80 00:03:28.479 --> 00:03:29.080 the bridge. 81 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:32.479 Oh my god, I I believe you made him walk 82 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:39.120 miles downtown Chicago with a with your beautiful ring in 83 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:41.919 his pocket. He's probably like, oh my god. Of course, 84 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:43.719 the one time we get mugged in Chicago. 85 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:46.919 His plan, as it turns out later, he was going 86 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:51.400 to take me to the Sears Tower. It's the handcocked 87 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:53.560 her or whatever it is now, the one that you 88 00:03:53.599 --> 00:03:55.159 get to go off, and like he was going to 89 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:59.280 do it up there. Oh no, because he's such a planner. 90 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:02.000 Google it during the game and it was like spring hours. 91 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:04.479 This is closed at four pm. And he's like, oh, 92 00:04:04.719 --> 00:04:07.319 so that's not happening. So we're walking back and I'm 93 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:08.840 sure he's trying to figure out how to do it. 94 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:11.080 We're crossing this bridge and he figures it's really pretty. 95 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:14.280 The moon is how we've got the skyline on either side. 96 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:17.399 So I love that, right, And he goes and proposes 97 00:04:17.439 --> 00:04:19.399 to me, and it was very nice. Like I didn't 98 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:22.680 believe it at first, and so it was just us 99 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:25.399 on the bridge and I didn't realize that there was 100 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:29.199 a gentleman dealing with homelessness that was also there, and 101 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:31.360 he was the first one to congratulate us. 102 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:35.199 And he went so nice but Eagles, Hey, man. 103 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:40.879 That's a nice land you got there. He refuses, He 104 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:42.920 does not say that that happened. I'm like, there is 105 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:45.360 no way I just made up a person that was 106 00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.480 on this bridge. He's like, he was just a person 107 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:49.879 walking by. He said, no, that was his home that 108 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:52.199 we were like standing in proposing to. 109 00:04:52.399 --> 00:04:55.959 But he was lovely in that man's house. 110 00:04:56.160 --> 00:05:01.079 We went about ours and that's our story was it's 111 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:06.639 very it's very cris mm. But we didn't actually do vows. 112 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:10.079 Had a big old Catholic mass to make my parents happy. Yeah, 113 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:12.920 and so we did, you know, the traditional whatever they 114 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:16.759 allow you to do or say. I did not say obey. 115 00:05:16.839 --> 00:05:18.560 I refuse that part. I was like, well, we can 116 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:23.040 switch that to agree upon things, compromise, but we're not 117 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:25.560 going to obey. But we actually wrote each other letters, 118 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:26.439 which I really liked. 119 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:27.519 Yeah, that's so cute. 120 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:28.600 Open them right before. 121 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:32.959 Yeah, we did that, big fan man. Weddings are just like, 122 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:34.680 there's so much to them. 123 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:36.040 Starting to do a lot of thinking about it. 124 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:42.120 Well, I don't know. You know, sometimes it just like 125 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:47.600 comes up in conversation and it's like, let's talk about it. Yeah, 126 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:50.000 let's talk about it. Which is so wild because for 127 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:53.160 such a long time I was just like so anti marriage, 128 00:05:53.199 --> 00:05:58.519 anti kids, and Jimmy is in finance, so I like 129 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:01.639 ask I asked him a lot of financial questions, like 130 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:07.120 what's a budget and how much money should I have? 131 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:09.360 You know, just the basics. 132 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:11.040 That's why we are looking for a man in finance, 133 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:14.879 the basics. Five blue eyes, one out of three, A 134 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:19.879 bad babe, one on a three am bad. He's gonna 135 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:20.319 be mad at me. 136 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:26.319 I said that. But the other day we were just 137 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:30.959 like talking because like, you know, after we started dating, 138 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:33.879 spent six months. By the way, hey so many if 139 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:36.120 you ask me. But he doesn't count it from that day. 140 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:38.720 He counts it from the day we define the relationship. 141 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:41.000 So we'll go with it, all right, I guess say seven. 142 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:44.800 Yeah, But like when we first started dating, I had 143 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:48.360 opened like a brokerage account to save for like a 144 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:51.079 bigger purchase, and in my mind it was like for 145 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:54.360 a wedding. Yeah, And he was like when do you 146 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:56.879 open that? Why do you open it? So like of course, 147 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.680 he wants like all the like, Oh, I just knew 148 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:01.079 you were the one. 149 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:04.199 That's like weirdly romantic, like, Babe, when did you open 150 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:06.399 your brokerage? 151 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:09.199 Can't Oh my god, that's probably such a turn on 152 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:09.600 for him. 153 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.040 I bet it. Oh absolutely, oh. 154 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:12.759 Right over my head. 155 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:14.879 Oh my god. He probably sits at night and like 156 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:18.279 goes through potential numbers and the things. Oh my god. Yeah, 157 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:19.480 Oh i'd be so great. 158 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:22.720 I don't think so, though, because surprisingly, for like a 159 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:26.800 finance guy, he's like very nonchalant and just like very 160 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:31.680 go with the flow on finances and stuff like that, 161 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:34.759 Like he doesn't you know. I'm like, if you want 162 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:38.639 to have the financial conversations, like I'll I'll have the conversations. 163 00:07:38.639 --> 00:07:40.079 And he's like, we don't need to talk about it 164 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:43.519 until we're filing taxes jointly. And that is just like 165 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:48.079 so bizarre to me that like a finance guy would 166 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:50.680 be like I don't care, who cares. We can wait. 167 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:56.000 I'm like, all right, that's nice. Cool, I'm a dumpster fire. 168 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:58.319 Now I'll be a dumpster fire. Then no worries. If 169 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:00.240 you wanted to get a handle on this early should 170 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:02.240 probably intervene, but we'll chance it. 171 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:04.560 You know how to extinguish part of that fire. Just 172 00:08:04.600 --> 00:08:06.720 don't question any of the boxes that show up in 173 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:08.199 the shipment's on the front porch. 174 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:10.920 Because I'm also like trying to get a new car. 175 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:15.439 Right now, we're a car because I am riding around 176 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:17.680 in the Star one of five point seven Dodge Journey. 177 00:08:17.839 --> 00:08:19.079 You see me around town, the. 178 00:08:19.040 --> 00:08:21.439 Mom fan yep, if you see her around town, it's 179 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:21.720 not me. 180 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:25.560 It's not Smitty. I wish, which I did. I did 181 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:29.040 feel bad the other day. I was driving this station 182 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:32.159 Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but you know, 183 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:35.759 not everyone knows how to drive that drives, and there 184 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:37.320 was someone in front of me who didn't know how 185 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:39.840 to drive, and like I honked, and like I totally 186 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:42.360 forgot that I was in a station vehicle. And I 187 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:44.799 was like, ooh, I probably shouldn't have honked in the 188 00:08:44.799 --> 00:08:47.720 station vier. I probably should have just waited for them 189 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:51.039 to realize that the light was green. But places to go, 190 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:53.360 people to see, so just a little beep beep, And 191 00:08:53.399 --> 00:08:55.960 then I was like, oh shit, not only am I 192 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.480 in a station vehicle, I'm not even in my own 193 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:01.519 station vehicle to take the heat if it comes down 194 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:03.600 they probably would think I was you. 195 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:07.200 That's fine. I'm great with enlightening PDPs. That's what I 196 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:09.559 call them. People driving poorly And if it takes a 197 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:11.399 good beat babe to remind you that the light is 198 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:14.360 indeed green, and green means go, you do that all 199 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:17.200 day in that mom bangirl. You know what, I'm making 200 00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:18.039 the world a better place. 201 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:19.960 Well, pretty soon, I'm gonna have a new vehicle if 202 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:24.039 I ever figure out the budget. But you know, we're 203 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:26.960 Jimmy and I were talking about like what my monthly 204 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:29.360 payment would be and like what the down payment would be, 205 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:31.039 and he was like, okay, well does this fit in 206 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:34.279 your budget? And I'm like, well, it all fits in 207 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:36.960 the budget. You just got to move stuff. And he's like, okay, wait, 208 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:40.639 now your take home pay. And he's like trying to 209 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:43.399 explain a budget to me like I'm a two year old, 210 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:46.679 which I appreciate because you should's that is how you 211 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:48.720 should explain things to me when it comes to finance. 212 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:50.919 I'm still like counting eminem's to remind me of my 213 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:51.559 math skills. 214 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:57.120 Yeah, that's helpful. Food would help. Food would help, just 215 00:09:57.159 --> 00:10:00.000 like from a like from a visual perspective and all 216 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:03.559 so I am food motivated. So then but he's like, 217 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:05.679 so what do you what do you spend? Like what 218 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:07.840 do you spend a month on? Like your your must 219 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.960 haves like your you know, your house note and your 220 00:10:12.320 --> 00:10:16.480 bills and your groceries. I don't know who. 221 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:17.240 No, I don't either. 222 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:19.960 I don't know. Uh, I don't know. 223 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:23.440 I know that I don't always buy impulse purchases right 224 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:24.759 like Dorito's are a treat. 225 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:29.120 And he's like, how do you what do you? Like? 226 00:10:29.159 --> 00:10:31.559 I can see in his brain that this makes no 227 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:34.000 sense because he's like, how do you keep track of anything? 228 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:36.759 And I'm like, I don't really. I just kind of 229 00:10:36.799 --> 00:10:38.799 like hope it all works out, and like so far 230 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:39.480 it has been. 231 00:10:40.240 --> 00:10:42.320 I figure one day I'm gonna die and it won't 232 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:43.399 be my problem anymore. 233 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:46.279 You can't take it with you know how all millennials 234 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:51.200 are living? Right? No? What? But yeah, we had a 235 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:54.120 good We had a good laugh over that. Although I 236 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:57.000 feel like he was laughing at me and not with me, 237 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:03.000 remains to be seen. Oh so helpful, so helpful. 238 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:05.720 We've got to pivot for a minute because I need 239 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:08.320 to ask if you think what I think about what's 240 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:09.000 happening at work? 241 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:09.519 Right now. 242 00:11:10.200 --> 00:11:12.559 I think we've got a discgruntled employee. 243 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:14.039 Could be any one of us? 244 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:17.159 Is this not anyone of the eight of us? So 245 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:20.759 that's where this straw your suspect pool begins. 246 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:23.399 This is not admissible in a quarter of law. By 247 00:11:23.399 --> 00:11:25.200 the way, that was kidding. I was just joking. 248 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:26.759 Good disclaimer. 249 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:28.600 I was just joking. What is it? 250 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:31.440 What's the SVU beginning? Like all parties are Oh no, 251 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:35.440 that's cops. All parties until proven guilty. I think this 252 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:39.879 is the pettiest slash most hilarious. 253 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:43.559 It was inconvenient, they but also it just like was 254 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:44.200 so annoying. 255 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:47.759 Yes, so inconvenient. We have a water cooler at work, 256 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:52.320 like most places, Gordon Water shout them out. Somebody broke 257 00:11:52.440 --> 00:11:55.399 both spigots off of the water cooler so we couldn't 258 00:11:55.399 --> 00:11:58.440 get water. And it happened sometime. I got water at 259 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:01.759 twelve thirty two pm on Friday. The spigots were not 260 00:12:01.840 --> 00:12:04.080 there four two am Monday. 261 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:07.240 Monday, and like, I just like, who's here on the weekend? 262 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:11.639 And I don't even know how, Like did they just 263 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:14.720 snap them off? I guess because then somebody we're like, 264 00:12:14.759 --> 00:12:16.559 well we can't get our tap water? 265 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:20.639 Is no. They have told us point blank, do not 266 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:23.240 drink the water out of the taps. These are old pipes, 267 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:26.279 they're probably lead. We don't need a lawsuit. Don't do it. 268 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:30.480 No, no mesothelioma and lead in this body. So we 269 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:32.639 need the water cooler, and so I came up with 270 00:12:32.679 --> 00:12:36.200 the idea because we also couldn't find the handles. Someone 271 00:12:36.279 --> 00:12:37.960 ditched the evidence. There was just no way to get 272 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.559 water out. So we've been using needle nosed pliers, yeah, 273 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:44.159 to like weirdly pull it up, and then even then 274 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:47.519 it's just a slight dribble into the cup. And I'm 275 00:12:47.519 --> 00:12:50.519 thinking to myself, this has to be someone that hates 276 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:54.039 working here, but don't take it out on the rest 277 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.679 of us just to be a fly on the wall. 278 00:12:57.279 --> 00:12:58.559 I want to know who it was. 279 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.960 I really would like to know, or if it. 280 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:04.399 Was an accident, what made you so mad that you 281 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:05.679 were going to get water out of the cooler and 282 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:08.039 you were just like crack, try to like get the 283 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:08.679 water out. 284 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:12.440 But there are so many things that happen here that 285 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:15.840 are just so questionable, that are so questioned such a 286 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:19.240 good term like I leave here at least bi weekly 287 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:25.320 thinking like what must be home lives of some of 288 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:30.679 our esteemed colleagues. Look like, if you're willing to do 289 00:13:30.879 --> 00:13:34.639 that and work in front of people that you like, no, 290 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:39.279 but you don't know no, Yeah, yeah, does that give 291 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:42.240 you a little bit more mental freedom because you don't 292 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:44.200 really know us, so you don't care. Because for me, 293 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:47.519 it's the opposite, Like I am much more buttoned up 294 00:13:47.559 --> 00:13:50.399 around people that I don't know than people that I 295 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:51.840 do know. Yeah. 296 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:57.759 Yeah, it's just it's a wild I just don't I 297 00:13:57.799 --> 00:14:00.879 don't understand it. And we were talking about this on 298 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:03.039 one of my shows because I'm like, man, people must 299 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:08.440 have insane stories about what happened when a coworker was 300 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:11.279 fired or let go or whatever happened. Because you remember 301 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:12.919 the one sales rep we had to call the police. 302 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:16.559 Oh I do remember that too, pre COVID and I 303 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:19.919 got a DMS or rough one. They literally told us 304 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:22.879 to steer clear of the lobby because of the unfolding situation. 305 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:25.600 You have to have more in your life than a 306 00:14:25.720 --> 00:14:29.279 job to get to that point. Oh my god. 307 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:30.759 And there have been a lot of people who have 308 00:14:30.799 --> 00:14:34.159 been let go from here that like they've been let go, 309 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:40.120 but they don't let goo. Yeah, they just like yup, 310 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:44.120 and I'm like, listen, I love working here, don't get 311 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:46.759 me wrong. Yeah, but if I get fired from this place, 312 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:50.720 I am not going to spend any more time thinking 313 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:52.879 about it. Or at least that's how I feel now. Now. 314 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:54.600 Talk to me after I get fired, and then maybe 315 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:57.399 I'll change my mind. Maybe it'll be my personal mission 316 00:14:57.480 --> 00:14:57.919 to like. 317 00:14:58.200 --> 00:14:59.720 Not that we're inviting this karma in. 318 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:03.000 But no, no, no, no, never never, But I just like 319 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:07.679 some people go full scorched earth, yes, and not even 320 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:10.679 like specifically here, although it does seem like it has 321 00:15:10.679 --> 00:15:12.639 happened with quite a few people who have been invited 322 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:18.000 to leave, but in all workplaces. And I get it, 323 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:22.559 like if something really really shady and like you're terminated 324 00:15:23.279 --> 00:15:26.879 with and it was completely uncalled for or I don't 325 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:30.759 even know what situation that would be, but it just 326 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:35.480 seems like, why would you waste any more time on it? 327 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:38.879 It's insane. I'll be happy. Go be happy, Go be happy. 328 00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:40.399 Go you know what, you just need to go. It's 329 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:43.039 the same thing that parents hear about kids, like if 330 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:45.960 your kids are having a hard time, add nature or water. 331 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:50.080 One of those two things will work. Either take them outside, 332 00:15:50.159 --> 00:15:52.840 run some energy off, go for a walk, play out 333 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:57.440 in the backyard, or like draw bath, or just give 334 00:15:57.440 --> 00:16:00.799 them a water bottle to hydrate water. Nature always fixes 335 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:02.159 a good always fixes a mode. 336 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:02.840 That's a good tip. 337 00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:05.120 It's a good tip and it works for adults too. 338 00:16:05.159 --> 00:16:07.840 It's like, who step outside? Because I got a message 339 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:10.200 when I was talking about this from Catherine. I don't 340 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:11.360 know if that's her real name or not, because she 341 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:13.440 wouldn't tell me where she worked. And one of her 342 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:16.679 managers got fired after a really bad situation with their CEO, 343 00:16:17.360 --> 00:16:23.519 and before he left, he emailed everyone everybody's salaries. That 344 00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:27.960 is scorched earth. Can you imagine if you just got 345 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:31.559 a random email that was like piece out moufucker's and 346 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:33.879 it had a list of what every person in your 347 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:35.720 office makes for what they do? 348 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:39.399 Oh my god, I would love to see that list. 349 00:16:39.919 --> 00:16:44.080 Was like, oh, like petty and terrible, but do it? 350 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:48.000 But like the robin hood of yeah mmm. 351 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:50.080 I was like, oh my god. And to be so 352 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:52.120 planned on it too right to run to your email 353 00:16:52.159 --> 00:16:54.120 before they could shut you off and be like did 354 00:16:54.120 --> 00:16:54.720 you do send? 355 00:16:57.480 --> 00:16:59.039 See? I just I don't know if there is any 356 00:16:59.159 --> 00:17:01.639 like one thing that I would like if I knew 357 00:17:01.720 --> 00:17:03.600 it was coming, and I knew they were gonna do it. 358 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:06.480 I don't know. Nothing comes to mind for me that 359 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:09.079 I would like want to do like on my way out. 360 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:11.880 Yeah, no, I'm and I don't have the guts. I'm 361 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:15.440 not confrontational. I have thought about though, like the song 362 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:17.559 I would play on my phone as my own personal 363 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:22.400 exit music. Yep, do tell it would be something upbeat, 364 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:26.599 and it would probably it would probably be I don't know, 365 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:31.559 either like like a Lizzo I'm feeling good, or like 366 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:35.119 we're like way back, like a Oh my god, what 367 00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:36.640 was her name? I can see her face and she 368 00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:41.359 always did like walking down town faces past d D. 369 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:43.039 Vanessa Carlton Carlton. 370 00:17:43.119 --> 00:17:45.440 It would probably be something stupid like that where I 371 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:49.799 just felt like a late nineties early two thousands montage 372 00:17:49.839 --> 00:17:52.000 after like Anne Hathaway left her job in the Double 373 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:54.599 Wars Prada. I think all the time about what my 374 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:58.799 music that i'd have playing off my phone, not in headphones. 375 00:17:58.839 --> 00:18:02.039 I would want everyone to hear it and watch me 376 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:04.279 walk to the beat as I get on the elevator 377 00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:05.359 to leave my job. 378 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:07.079 You know, I'd be filming it to. 379 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.200 Send you later. It's really something fun to think about 380 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:12.799 your exit theme song hollo. 381 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:20.240 Oates you make my dreams come true? Good? What that's 382 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:23.519 a really good one. But that I mean, see, I'd 383 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:24.119 be so busy with that. 384 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:26.759 I wouldn't even think about breaking off water spigotts so 385 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:29.960 the rest of my former staff and colleagues had no 386 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:30.720 water to drink. 387 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:38.440 It's just such a bizarre, very specific thing crime if 388 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:41.799 you will that. I kind of feel like it wasn't premeditated. 389 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:44.720 It must have been an accident. But to do both, 390 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:48.039 but to do both like what I thought the same thing. 391 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:51.039 I was like, oh okay, but they're both off. 392 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:56.720 And if it had happened by accident, possibly. 393 00:18:56.759 --> 00:18:58.720 You would have left the handles. 394 00:18:59.079 --> 00:19:01.440 Would you have told old people like if if you 395 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:03.519 had done this by accident, would you have been like, 396 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:04.839 uh oh. 397 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:06.039 Oh no, actually I wouldn't have. I don't know how 398 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:07.200 much those cost. 399 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:08.480 I mean, they can't be. 400 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:11.000 I didn't budget for a new water court this year. 401 00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:17.920