1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:09,679 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 2: I'm Chris, and I died recently. 3 00:00:11,519 --> 00:00:14,279 Speaker 3: And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,600 we interview everyone in Hell. And I'm joined as always 5 00:00:17,679 --> 00:00:22,160 by the brother of Satan Clayton, though he's also you know, 6 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:24,879 his more important title, I guess would be Secretary of. 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,839 Speaker 1: War down here in Hell. 8 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 3: Uh and uh Clayton, Uh, all right, you doing okay? 9 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,759 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm just uh get a little little stressed out, Chris, 10 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:36,280 just a little stressed these days, you know. 11 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, is it that thing or no? 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,399 Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's not that it's a that's actually helping. Uh, 13 00:00:41,439 --> 00:00:44,679 It's it's just the war. It's the war on Heaven. 14 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 2: You know. 15 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: She's got me all stressed out and worried. 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:47,799 Speaker 2: You know. 17 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,119 Speaker 1: It's I feel like. 18 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:50,799 Speaker 4: Things are ramping up. It's coming to come to a 19 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,079 head here soon, and I just I just can't stop. 20 00:00:53,079 --> 00:00:56,119 I'm losing sleep over it, and you know, everybody's talking 21 00:00:56,119 --> 00:00:57,200 to me about it, and I just I don't know, 22 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,439 I know what to do about it. 23 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,039 Speaker 1: Well, what else can you do but fight? Right? 24 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 4: I mean, I gotta I gotta prepare, I gotta write 25 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,040 a big speech, you know, I got a big, big 26 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,920 rallying speech that everyone's gonna. 27 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 1: Get super pumped and motivated by. Yeah, that's that's pretty 28 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:10,760 much it. 29 00:01:10,799 --> 00:01:13,239 Speaker 4: I mean, it's mostly just public speaking and it's writing 30 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,079 the speech and such. 31 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,079 Speaker 3: I mean, is there a date for the actual like, 32 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,719 I mean, because it's been pretty kind of a pretty 33 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,879 mellow overall, I. 34 00:01:19,799 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 4: Would say, yeah, it's it's as if we kind of 35 00:01:22,359 --> 00:01:24,640 dropped the subject, as if it was no longer. 36 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: A thing or we had kind of forgotten about it. 37 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,480 But no, no, no, it's gonna come. It's building up. 38 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 4: I would say, like probably in the next ten episodes. 39 00:01:33,239 --> 00:01:35,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's I think it's gonna happen. 40 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:37,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, Yeah, and you just gotta just worried 41 00:01:37,879 --> 00:01:39,680 about the speech or yeah, pretty much. 42 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 4: I mean, I mean there's also the strategies and stuff 43 00:01:42,159 --> 00:01:45,040 like that, but we're we're developing a third dug Gug 44 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:49,159 Gug Gug chaos. He's gonna be handling that. But I just, yeah, 45 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:51,359 mostly just got to do the speech. And yeah, I'm 46 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,680 just I'm so stressed. 47 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 3: I mean, isn't there more to war than just the speech? 48 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, Well, I mean sure, but 49 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,280 like remember you know the patent speech, where it's the 50 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,120 big American fla and he's got the cool helmet and 51 00:02:02,159 --> 00:02:05,519 he's walking around. He's saying stuff like, I gotta find 52 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,080 a big flag, gotta find a bigger stage, you know, 53 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,080 I gotta find something that I'm gonna carry in a 54 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,840 cool helmet that fits my horns, you know, just stressed. 55 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, what do I say? How 56 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,800 do you? How do you tell people that they're gonna 57 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,639 die again again? 58 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 3: I know, so I don't want to be rude, but 59 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:29,800 what's with the demon that's sitting on your chest? 60 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: Oh? Oh you're talking about Bullknock. Oh this is Bullknock. 61 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you. I'm just 62 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:39,039 don't mind, mate, Just here just sitting on the sitting 63 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:39,919 on Clayton's chest. 64 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, huh is this the why? 65 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 4: Well? 66 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, Bullknock, Go ahead and introduce yourself. 67 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, Hello, I'm Bullknock. I'm a sleep paralysis demon. Uh 68 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,159 you know I uh my specialty is sitting on people's 69 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,360 chest in the middle of the night, uh, and and 70 00:02:55,400 --> 00:03:00,400 stealing their breath, making them feel paralyzed with fear and 71 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:04,479 feel very feel very uncomfortable, and uh they get they 72 00:03:04,479 --> 00:03:07,240 get terrible, terrible sleep. But uh, you know, I I 73 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,599 read that that's my specialty. It's it's nice to meet you. 74 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:10,439 What's your what's your name. 75 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,479 Speaker 3: Oh I'm Chris. Yeah, nice, nice to meet you. 76 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, ball bullocks great. So I'm so I've been so 77 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,280 stressed out. I've just been so restless. 78 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 3: Huh. 79 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:21,159 Speaker 1: And you know, I called up old ball Knock. 80 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 4: Here and I said, hey, man, I need I need, 81 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,159 I need something to center me, something that's gonna like 82 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,280 calm me down. 83 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: So just you know, ball Knock just comes by, don't you, 84 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:29,759 ball Knock. 85 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:32,319 Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, you know, I mean, I you know, 86 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,439 some people look at this sleep paralysis is as as 87 00:03:35,479 --> 00:03:37,360 a bad thing, and you know, for for a lot 88 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,960 of humans it is. But uh, you know, my, my, 89 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,680 my good friend Clayton here, it's actually nice. It's like 90 00:03:42,759 --> 00:03:44,360 a it's like a it's like a hug. It's like 91 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,599 a weighted blanket. It's like a thunder vest. You know, 92 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,439 it calms it calms him down. So I just like 93 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,520 to you know, sit perch, perch the top his his 94 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:56,719 pectoral muscles and stare him straight in the eyes, and uh, 95 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,680 you know, uh provide provide him that that comfort for 96 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:01,159 the for restless mind. 97 00:04:01,319 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 3: Yeaheah, it's quite nice just to paint a mental image, 98 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,680 or if you want to follow us on social media 99 00:04:07,719 --> 00:04:09,199 where we will have a picture of ball knock this 100 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:12,159 dirty yeah at morning from hell. That's where you can 101 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:16,720 actually see the beyond the mental image. But Clayton is 102 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:20,000 laid on the across the middle of the table just 103 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,519 like completely. The only thing that's moving really is just 104 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,480 your mouth, yep. And ball knock is just like what 105 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,399 you're like four and a half feet maybe, yeah, you're 106 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,560 dense stout. 107 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,439 Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. 108 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like I'm like depleted uranium in that way. 109 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:36,399 Like you know. They say, uh, they say dynamite comes 110 00:04:36,399 --> 00:04:39,800 in small packages, which is not true. It doesn't. Dynamite 111 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,079 comes in crates. That's one of the people say that 112 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,519 it's a complete, complete bullshit. Dynamite does not come small 113 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,240 small packages. Uh. But uh. But as for me, yeah, 114 00:04:49,319 --> 00:04:51,360 I carry a lot of weight. I have a very 115 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:55,160 low cineario gravity that sits you know, right in this 116 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:58,879 kind of like this ungelus belly of mine. So at 117 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,319 four at four foot but that's about four foot five, 118 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:05,360 I'm not very imposing. But let me tell you once 119 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:07,879 I'm sitting on your chest. I'm I'm a little bit 120 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,959 you know, I gotta wear counts. 121 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: I would say, yeah. 122 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:13,439 Speaker 4: I don't think that this is offensive, especially not to 123 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,639 a sleep paralysis team. And this might actually be a compliment. 124 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,399 But I think you put on a few extra pounds 125 00:05:18,439 --> 00:05:19,920 fielder in my chest cavity. 126 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know. I mean I may only be uh, 127 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,079 four foot five, but I think the last time I 128 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:28,079 stepped on the scale and and listen that my weight 129 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,759 is my life ld. So you know, I keep I 130 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,560 keep track of this thing. I've got a little uh, 131 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,519 I've got a little little fitness tracker, so I can 132 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,519 make sure I don't do any steps during the day. 133 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,160 I try to keep those to an absolute minimum, uh, 134 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,439 to you know, maintain maintain the high rate. I think 135 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,759 I last time I checked on the scale the other day, 136 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,079 it was around uh uh seven hundred pounds. I think 137 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,600 that's yeah, yeah, this seems well right. 138 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:50,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can I can feel that. 139 00:05:50,399 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 3: Is your weight like denser than normal. I mean, what 140 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,480 are you made? 141 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:54,759 Speaker 2: It like? 142 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,399 Speaker 1: What are you It can't be just bones and no. 143 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 2: I mean you know in the in the Crucible, that 144 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,439 was uh that forged the fires of hell. Uh, I 145 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,439 was I was. I was created using uh the densest 146 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:10,079 material in the known universe, some dark matter in there 147 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:13,920 for good measure. I'm i part Quasar too, So you know, 148 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,600 I've got a lot. I've got a lot going for 149 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,279 me in the gravity department. I'm very very dense, made 150 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,399 from made from some real uh you know, made from 151 00:06:20,399 --> 00:06:22,519 the real good stuff uh in in the in the 152 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,720 known universe and uh in this in this cosmic realm. Certainly. 153 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, Ballnock's not like a big package, but he is, like, 154 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:31,319 you know, just dense, you know. 155 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Uh. You know, my teachers they all 156 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,160 called me very dense when I was growing up, when 157 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,079 I was learning to be a sleep paralysis demon, they 158 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,360 used to say, Barlock, you are so dense. And you 159 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:44,199 know that's a compliment from where I come from. That's 160 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,560 a compliment. Uh you know, most most people would uh 161 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,800 you know, take that, take the offense to that. But 162 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,680 but no, I mean when it when it comes through 163 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,519 caving in someone's chest cavity and making them long for death, 164 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:58,199 uh in in in their dreams, I mean, that's that's 165 00:06:58,199 --> 00:06:58,680 good by me. 166 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:02,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, So how did you get into sleep paralysis exactly? 167 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:02,959 Speaker 1: I mean? 168 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 3: Is that somebody you're born into or did you train or. 169 00:07:05,399 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 2: Well, you know, I mean when the fires of Hell 170 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,360 ford you into existence. Uh. You know, there are certain 171 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:14,839 aptitudes you find yourself drawn to, certain career paths that 172 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:18,160 that kind of a you know, you would you think 173 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,600 you'd lean to, or you know, you take tests, you 174 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:23,240 take like little attitude tests while you're growing up, and uh, 175 00:07:23,639 --> 00:07:25,439 you know, I think I always felt there was a calling. 176 00:07:25,639 --> 00:07:28,839 I always you know something, there's there's careers in this callings, 177 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,959 and I feel like I found both in this. You know, 178 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,680 I always wanted from a very young age. I was 179 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,759 always sitting on people's chests. 180 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: Uh. 181 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,519 Speaker 2: I have a very uh I'm most comfortable in sort 182 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:44,079 of a googoyle like position, you know. You know, I 183 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,120 don't know if you've ever used like a squatty party 184 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:48,279 or something like that. Like it's that very kind of 185 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,399 like you know, you know, dragging, you know, a deep 186 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,759 squat position, and I've always found that to be like 187 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:59,279 the most comfortable position. So I kind of naturally found myself, uh, 188 00:07:59,519 --> 00:08:02,439 getting in this line of work. And of course I love, 189 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:07,079 absolutely love keeping people from receiving any rest whatsoever. So 190 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:09,839 that's like, you know, people on Earth. People on Earth 191 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,240 when they're when they're trying to uh, you know, being 192 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,439 loaded into the to the arms of Morpheus. No, not today, pal, 193 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,759 that's me. I'm right here. I'm on your chest. I mean, 194 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:20,120 you're not getting any sleep. You're gonna be afraid. That's 195 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,279 that's what I'm doing. 196 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: The ball knock. 197 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,519 Speaker 4: I mean, you do other things like don't let his 198 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,600 stories about sitting on people's chests fully. I mean, he 199 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:31,079 is a master at cannonballs. You know, an there's a 200 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:32,120 cannonball competition. 201 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,159 Speaker 1: That's great. 202 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no cannonballs. I mean, ain't number one. Listen 203 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,000 if you want to get double bounced on a trampoline. Look, 204 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,960 no further, I am number one. There are kids that 205 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,720 still have not come down there. They're still in the stratosphere, 206 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:49,639 I said them, right, Yeah, so be careful. Yeah, I mean, 207 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,360 I'm I'm I'm. I'm also at a summer camp. You 208 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:56,000 know those giant uh the blob. Yeah, i mean I've 209 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:58,440 sent I sent so many of my friends into the 210 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,960 Lake of Fire. I mean it's just they just who 211 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,639 right in there, you know. So thank you, Clayton. I 212 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:08,240 appreciate you your superlatives for me, because yeah, I'm I'm 213 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,159 pretty good at canniball, pretty good at a blob and 214 00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:10,840 a trampoline. 215 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, have you considered, you know, getting some extra money, 216 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,399 you know instead of like parking meter things. 217 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: You know that the tire boots. You know, you just 218 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,879 sit on a car and then it doesn't move. 219 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,799 Speaker 4: Or if you were like anchored down a ship before, 220 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:24,279 you know, just held onto a chain. 221 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 2: Uh you know, I've That's the wonderful thing about being 222 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,559 about being such a dense and weight a weighty individual, 223 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:35,960 is there there are so many side hustles that you 224 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,039 can pick up, picking up extra work, like you said, 225 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,919 like holding on to a ship at its at its 226 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:43,840 berth in uh in the oh, you know, a at 227 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,960 a port or a pier hanging out, hanging on to 228 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,799 a tie at make sure a car doesn't go nowhere. 229 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:52,080 But you know, I mean those things are great, but 230 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,399 what they have in money and monetary value, they they 231 00:09:55,519 --> 00:09:58,840 lack the soul. They lack the like the real the 232 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,159 real nitty gritty kind of of like you know, life 233 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:05,279 stuff or after life stuff of really uh, making people 234 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,519 dread going to sleep really like you know that that's so, 235 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,519 that's that's because that's what I'm all about. I'm all 236 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:13,480 about really like making people look at their beds and 237 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,559 uh and kind of quake with feel that this may 238 00:10:15,639 --> 00:10:18,679 be another night that I appear in your doorway, uh uh, 239 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,039 leaving you unable to move uh and just as I 240 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,120 crawl on top of your chest and uh and sap 241 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,279 your life away. Yeah. 242 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 4: No, I get that, because I mean, you have not 243 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,120 broken eye contact with me once. 244 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:31,399 Speaker 1: Even while you're. 245 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 4: Introducing yourself to Chris about five or two minutes ago, 246 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,519 you you were just staring deeply into my eyes. So 247 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:39,000 you just you're you're very good at what you do. 248 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:40,799 Sleep prowless. This is definitely your thing. 249 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 2: Ah, thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah. 250 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 3: Uh so I assume you spend a lot of time 251 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:50,000 in people's beds. We usually had a monster under the 252 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,960 bed on and he, you know, spoke about the rivalry 253 00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:57,559 between you two with you being on top of the 254 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:00,559 bed and the monsters being under the bed. 255 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,679 Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh that's yeah. I mean, that's that's news to me. 256 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,159 I got to say. I mean, I like the I 257 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:08,360 like the monsters under the bed. I mean, we're all 258 00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:11,320 we're all in the sleep game together. I mean, I 259 00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:15,320 got I bear no ill will to the to the monsters, 260 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,600 and no in fact, you know, a rising tide raises 261 00:11:18,639 --> 00:11:20,879 all ships. So as long as we're all kind of 262 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:25,399 keeping people from uh receiving the suite uh rest that 263 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:29,440 they need UH and keeping them afraid of of the 264 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,840 one thing that the one thing that provides rest and 265 00:11:32,919 --> 00:11:35,440 the respite from the the aches and pains of the world, 266 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:38,600 I think I think I'm on their team. I think 267 00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:40,240 they're on my team. I don't see where we we 268 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:42,000 have to be at odds well. 269 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:42,559 Speaker 1: I don't know. 270 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:44,559 Speaker 3: Maybe they're jealous that they're on top. 271 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. 272 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,399 Speaker 3: There's definitely seemed to be some tension. Maybe it's just 273 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,039 one sided. 274 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:52,200 Speaker 2: I mean, I've always considered myself a top, uh, you know, 275 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,679 and you know the the but I mean I I 276 00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:56,639 like the bottoms too. I mean, what's what's what's the 277 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:58,600 top without a bottom, you know? I mean, we we 278 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:01,200 all got to work together to make sure that, like 279 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,559 you know, people, people are in their beds and uh 280 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,840 and afraid for their lives. I think, you know, I 281 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:08,559 wish we could work together and find some common ground. 282 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,440 I mean wall wall in people's bedrooms against against their will. 283 00:12:12,519 --> 00:12:14,480 I mean you think we would be we'd be tagged 284 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,679 team and people left and right. 285 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say the common ground. 286 00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 3: Is the the the people that you're sitting on you know. 287 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, the people that we're suffocating the life 288 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,720 from and and and striking fear and keeping their the 289 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,879 cortsol and adrenal levels a spiking in the middle of 290 00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:32,399 the night. Year. 291 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,559 Speaker 4: Can you imagine if you you were sitting on someone's 292 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:38,399 chest and then there are are limbs, their arms are 293 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,679 flowing around to get away, and then then the monsters 294 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,360 on the bed grab those and they really hold them down. 295 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:45,399 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just just go nowhere. 296 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:45,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. 297 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 3: And Clinton, You're just completely paralyzed right now. So if 298 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,080 I was still like grab your arm, you just can't 299 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:51,960 move feel it, or move it or do anything. 300 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: Oh I can't. Yeah, I mean I'm I'm limp as 301 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,399 a noodle. 302 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:54,759 Speaker 2: You can't. 303 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 3: I can just like, oh yeah, your arm is just 304 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,480 like dead weight. Yeah, just you know, just kind of 305 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:05,480 like slap your face a little like like that. 306 00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:07,320 Speaker 1: I can't feel it. 307 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:09,159 Speaker 4: I mean I can see you doing it, and I know, 308 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,960 I know I can feel the emotion, but I can't 309 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,120 feel the physical pain. 310 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So I just as hard as I want. Yeah, 311 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,639 I mean you did it again. I think you've proven 312 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:22,240 your point. But yeah, I don't know what you keep 313 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:22,639 doing it. 314 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,320 Speaker 2: I don't know. 315 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:27,159 Speaker 3: It's just just for the listeners who they kind of understand. 316 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,639 Oh okay, you know the how how effective ball Knock 317 00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:32,440 is at his job. 318 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 4: He's great at his job. Yeah, he's great at his job. 319 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,840 Still has not broken eye contact. 320 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:38,360 Speaker 2: This is very sweet. You're very You're very kind. I 321 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,399 really appreciate it. 322 00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, once again, very very uh censored him. So I'm 323 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:47,399 so just in touch with the ground. 324 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:49,639 Speaker 4: You know, even though I'm on this desk, I'm just 325 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:51,039 a cat, can't move anywhere. 326 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I mean, I'm I'm happy that 327 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,039 you know, call me anytime because you know, this is 328 00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:57,679 what I love to do. And if it provides you 329 00:13:57,799 --> 00:14:00,159 like a you know, a restless mind, the rest this 330 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,279 body something. I know you got this big war coming up, 331 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,080 and that's got to be you know, placing a tremendous 332 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,120 amount of stress stress on you. I I I'm happy 333 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,200 to come here and sit on your chest anytime, because yeah, 334 00:14:10,279 --> 00:14:12,840 I I I you know, as as your limbs and 335 00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:16,000 strength uh leave you. You know, maybe you find some 336 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,399 some some respite there, you find some calm. 337 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. 338 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,159 Speaker 4: So uh bull not telling us like, who have been 339 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,080 some of your favorite people that you've sleep paralyzed? You know, 340 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:28,399 like you just you sat on. I'm sure you've seen 341 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:30,240 some pretty crazy stuff out there in your time. 342 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, gosh, there's been some. Uh you know, 343 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,919 I don't like to I don't like to drop names here, 344 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,919 uh but uh, you know I I once uh I 345 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:47,360 once sat on Larry King. Oh wow, Yeah, that the 346 00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:50,840 great interviewer himself, Larry King. I sat sat on his 347 00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:54,360 chest one time and for a while thought thought he 348 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,320 was thought I'd killed him. I thought he thought he 349 00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:58,039 was thought he thought that I was the one. But 350 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,480 uh who knew he would live in other forty five years? 351 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:04,679 That was uh you know, we we we were. He 352 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,360 was a little touch and go there for a minute. 353 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,000 But then uh you know, he pulled through and lived 354 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,480 a middle over four decades, so uh you know, it 355 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:15,480 was really pretty impressive. You know. I'm just glad I 356 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,080 didn't wake wake one of his I think like seventeen wives. 357 00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,159 Yeah I can't remember which one it was back then, 358 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,799 but the guy guy got around and maybe that's you know, 359 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,320 maybe that's maybe that's why why he was such a 360 00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:28,679 such a pleasure to sit on, because he was he 361 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,159 wasn't going anywhere. That guy was. That guy was planted 362 00:15:31,559 --> 00:15:32,200 just like I was. 363 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,519 Speaker 4: Definitely seems like a very brittle man. But it's I mean, 364 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,000 he must have held up pretty well well. 365 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:42,159 Speaker 2: I mean listen, uh you know you think you think 366 00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:45,080 that that that that skeleton covered in silly putty would 367 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,720 just like collapse with me sitting on his chest. But no, 368 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:52,360 I mean he was very very resilient, very resilient guy. 369 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,320 But no, he was. That was a nice uh And 370 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,279 that's uh my my brush with with some greatness. But 371 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:03,639 I've sat on some other some other uh fine folks. Uh. 372 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,759 Madam Curie she you know, of course, that died of 373 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,039 radiation poisoning. And I, of course, because I'm part of 374 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:14,919 quaisa U, I have a lot of radiation in me. 375 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:18,679 So there was some speculation that that maybe I had 376 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,759 something to do with a radiation point. But of course, 377 00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,960 you know, she was working in the in the radiological 378 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:27,360 so you know, inconclusive, whether it was me or the 379 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:30,279 radium that she was working with, that that's sent it 380 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,879 to her grave. But you know, I'll take the credit 381 00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:34,559 for it if if people want to keep it at me. 382 00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:39,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I guess what's the would you say 383 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,840 is the hardest thing about your job? 384 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 1: I mean the long hours, the late hours, the. 385 00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:47,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, I mean, yeah, I think the 386 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:49,919 hottest part of my job is the fact that you know, 387 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,600 I work at night. I do the night shift. I'm 388 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,159 you know, when all my fraid I can't tell you 389 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,080 how many birthdays, how many parties, how many friends gatherings, 390 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,639 get togethers, I've missed because I gotta work. I gotta 391 00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,720 work at night. So you know, I'm on a different 392 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:05,759 schedule than a lot of people, and that's kind of hard, 393 00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,880 you know, you know, your social life kind of slips away, 394 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,240 uh and it's hard to get back. But uh yeah, 395 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,039 So I would say that's probably the hardest part of 396 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:17,799 my job is doing the night shift, you know. I mean, 397 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,400 and of course, of course, you know, uh, if if 398 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,480 it's daylight here and it's not on the other side 399 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,039 of the world, so I'm making a lot of rounds, 400 00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,839 I'm going all over the place. But that's a bonus. 401 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,880 I do do a lot of traveling. That's that's nice. 402 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,079 I have to see a lot of the world, but 403 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:33,279 mostly at night, mostly people's bedrooms, and most of the 404 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:36,759 people's uh shaking eyes as I stare right into them, 405 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,519 robbing them. 406 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: Of their life. Was Yeah, what's that commute like? 407 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,039 Speaker 2: I mean, well, I've got I got an easy pass, 408 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,880 so I'm yeah, yeah, I'm taking I'm taking the infernal 409 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:53,079 public trans public transport, uh wherever wherever I can uh 410 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:56,000 to get around the realm of the living. But uh 411 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:59,240 then once once on earth, I rely a lot on aperation. 412 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:03,240 So I'm I'm popping into uh, I'm appearing in doorways, 413 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,640 I'm hunkering in the court the dark corners of rooms, 414 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,519 and then slowly revealing myself as people realize I'm there 415 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,400 and are so struck with fear that they that they 416 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:13,960 can't move. 417 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you paralyzed even before you get on their chest, 418 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,680 just with pure I mean, that's oppressive. 419 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,680 Speaker 1: So there are your thoughts. 420 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,599 Speaker 4: When you know everybody made the big move from spring 421 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,559 mattresses to memory foam, that must have been very shocking. 422 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:34,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean again, you know, as as 423 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,400 a guy that's very familiar with trampolines and getting a 424 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,480 good bounce, one thing I pride myself in is the 425 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:46,279 the the ability to atop someone climb upon them without 426 00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:49,400 transferring movement, and you know, thankfully, I mean that's very 427 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,000 hot on a spring mattress. But so many people have 428 00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:55,839 switched to these memory foam mattresses that don't transfer movement. 429 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,200 It's made my job a hell of a lot easier 430 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,359 because I'm not there, I'm not waking anybody us up, 431 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,119 I'm not bothering anybody else. I just climb right on 432 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,039 top of the person that I am uh striking fear 433 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,200 into and paralyzing, and uh yeah I can. I can 434 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,000 sit very comfortably. It's so oh it's so much easier 435 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,200 on the knees too. I just feel like it's more absorbent. 436 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:18,640 Speaker 4: So have you ever had any you know, scares, you know, 437 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,200 with like an inflatable mattress where you were you popped 438 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,519 one of those because you're. 439 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,359 Speaker 1: Great, mighty weight. 440 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 2: Well, you know, I gotta say that, Uh, sleep paralysis 441 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,640 demons like myself don't don't often visit people on air 442 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,000 mattresses because if you're on one of those, you're not 443 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,599 getting a good night's sleep anyway. So there's really no point. 444 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,119 I mean, that's not that's a hat on a hat 445 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,400 as far as I'm as far as I'm concerned, Like 446 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:42,599 you're you're on an air mattress, you're you're life scary enough, 447 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,599 You're on You're you're going you're going through some things. 448 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,559 A lot of a lot of a lot of a 449 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,720 lot of divorced dads. I mean this is already some 450 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:51,160 very serious, uh sad stuff. So you know, I I 451 00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:53,440 we're told to stick clear of those people. It's it's 452 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,920 it's as scary enough as it is. 453 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:55,519 Speaker 1: Good good. 454 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,279 Speaker 4: Yeah. 455 00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 3: So what about though, like in like I don't know, 456 00:19:58,279 --> 00:20:01,599 the eighties and early nine inies where it's like waterbeds 457 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:02,359 were a big deal. 458 00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: I mean that's gonna be. 459 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,599 Speaker 3: Is that like surfing or like what is that? I mean, 460 00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:09,440 that's gotta take a lot more effort just balance, right. 461 00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, uh, the back in 462 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,160 the water bids. Heyday, I was visiting a lot of uncles, 463 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,519 a lot of uh you know, a lot of uncles, 464 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,119 a lot of a lot of a lot of swingers. 465 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,680 They had those water bed water bed mattresses, and uh, 466 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:30,200 you know, you get it's a different ride. It's like 467 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:33,000 you know, normally, you know you're in a car, you're 468 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,079 like feeling good, but this is just like it's like 469 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,440 a different motive, motive transport. But uh, you know, uh, 470 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,240 I definitely had a few close calls because as you know, 471 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,640 like I'm I'm I'm made of some pretty pretty dense material. 472 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,680 Uh and you know I'm not. Uh, I've got I've 473 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,680 got some shop edges to me. So I've definitely come 474 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,920 close to popping one of those things. And uh and 475 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,200 let me tell you that that that that that'll little 476 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,039 that'll wake someone up from from sleep palysis very quickly. 477 00:20:58,279 --> 00:21:01,599 It's like, uh, it's like in that that fine film inception, 478 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,440 you know when you when you hit the water wakes Yep, 479 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:06,079 that's the that's the kick. Uh. So I gotta be 480 00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:08,160 care I had to be careful on water beds. That 481 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:10,640 was That was definitely that was definitely the sleep paralysis 482 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,519 Olympics for sure. 483 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:15,200 Speaker 4: Now you mentioned uncles earlier, and you you actually remind 484 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,759 me of this one uncle that I know of, just 485 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:21,240 kind of a big, dense bald man. Have you ever 486 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,960 been mistaken for like someone's spouse, you know, and then 487 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,920 they person wakes up and then they you know, they're 488 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,359 kind of sleepy and they're just like with the honeys 489 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,720 that you. I mean, what do you do in a 490 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,920 situation like that? Mistaken identity? 491 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, gotta be honest. Uh, it's it's 492 00:21:36,519 --> 00:21:39,359 a little awkward when you know, a spouse rolls over 493 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:43,759 and puts puts their arm around you and is uh, 494 00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:48,480 you know, wanting to uh to get amorous and uh, 495 00:21:48,519 --> 00:21:50,960 you know, it's dark, the lights are off, and uh 496 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 I I you know, I I you know, can't do anything. 497 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,440 I've gotta I'm there to do a job. So I'm 498 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,440 making like unbroken piercing eye contact with the with the 499 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,839 person that I that I'm perched upon, and then all 500 00:22:01,839 --> 00:22:06,400 of a sudden, this like arm flops over me, and uh, 501 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:08,599 you know, that's I gotta call it. That's that's that's 502 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,440 too much. I usually have to get out of there 503 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,440 h around that time because usually that by that time, 504 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,240 the person that I'm sending on is gasping for breath. 505 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,279 Speaker 1: Uh they are. 506 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,599 Speaker 2: Me and moments away from uh from uh you know, 507 00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:27,119 shuffling off this mortal coil and gasping for air. And 508 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,839 so there I've had a few close calls there too, 509 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,240 but thankfully, you know, I tend to get out of there. 510 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,440 Speaker 4: You know no, Chris, you you've been watching me be 511 00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:39,400 sleep paralyzed. You wish you'd let you give it a try. 512 00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:41,759 Ball knock should lay on your chest. 513 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,640 Speaker 2: Oh, i'd be happy to. Yeah, I give you a 514 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,599 little little sampler. 515 00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:47,480 Speaker 4: Yeah all right, so bullock, you go ahead and you 516 00:22:47,559 --> 00:22:48,559 can get up off of me. 517 00:22:53,079 --> 00:22:53,559 Speaker 1: Right there. 518 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,160 Speaker 3: Wow, you're just like you you pop, you just like 519 00:22:56,319 --> 00:23:00,559 you got a good jump there. You just like that here, Yeah, 520 00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:01,559 I meaned off of them. 521 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,519 Speaker 2: Listen. Let me tell you every every day is leg 522 00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:05,319 day for me. I mean I'm in deep squats all 523 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,079 the time. So you know I've got the I've got 524 00:23:07,079 --> 00:23:09,119 the I've got some ace pins. I'll tell you that much. 525 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,079 Speaker 1: All right, Well here we go. 526 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,440 Speaker 4: Dust myself off, Chris. You go on and hop up 527 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,200 on that table there. All right, lay down, relax, act. 528 00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:19,599 Speaker 1: Like you're sleeping. I'll knock to your work. 529 00:23:21,559 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 2: Right. 530 00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:30,119 Speaker 4: Oh that noise you're hearing there, that's that's your ribs cracking. Yes, 531 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,599 that's your spine. It's a it's it's now being adjusted. 532 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:40,160 Speaker 2: Yeah yep. Now, now see you're you're trying to look 533 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,039 away from my eyes. But just but you can't look 534 00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:48,039 you're looking right, get locked in paralyzed, gaze right into 535 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:48,759 my eyes. 536 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,680 Speaker 4: Yea, your hands kind of flowing around, not really doing anything, 537 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,759 and their limp. 538 00:23:53,839 --> 00:23:56,519 Speaker 2: And now they're dead, and oh, I can see I 539 00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:59,799 can see the I can see a a an existential 540 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,880 building up inside of inside of your eyes. There are 541 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,960 there are tears forming in the corners. 542 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,799 Speaker 4: There's also tears forming in the crotch of his pants. 543 00:24:08,839 --> 00:24:10,599 It looks like he's peeing himself at the moment. 544 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:15,119 Speaker 2: Oh yep, yeah, that's it. I mean, well, sleep there, 545 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:20,200 walking to sleep AROALYSI. This is a very common uh happens, Yeah, 546 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,640 you know, I mean it's it's not infrequent, uh but 547 00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:26,799 uh yeah, especially with with newbies people first experiencing it 548 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,640 for the first time. I mean, you're gonna you're gonna 549 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,079 get some peak. 550 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,160 Speaker 1: It's like an orange. He's just like a freshly squeezed orange. 551 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,759 You got some Chris juice. Secrets can't really move, you know, 552 00:24:36,759 --> 00:24:39,480 you can't your reactions or it's just just gone. You're 553 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,079 stuck there. So if I slapped you like this, you know, 554 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,680 you can't really do much. You see like like this, 555 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,880 you know, kind of remember when you were doing it 556 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,480 to me earlier. 557 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,720 Speaker 4: Like if I if I did it like, maybe give 558 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:53,440 you a little punch. 559 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:54,720 Speaker 1: There you go? 560 00:24:54,839 --> 00:24:58,759 Speaker 2: Okay, oh man, he was, he was really he he 561 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,920 wanted to move. I could fee. I can feel he 562 00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:03,880 really did not want then didn't want to take that. 563 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,759 But of course you know he's uh, I'm, I'm, I'm 564 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:10,480 square on him. He can't he can't move, can't react 565 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,039 in anyway. So he definitely felt all of that though. 566 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:13,559 I'll tell you that. 567 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: Oh great, great, great. Oh you should probably get off 568 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:19,279 of me before he dies. 569 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I start book. Sorry I was, I was 570 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,559 in the zone. 571 00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:25,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, it's understood. There you go, all right. 572 00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:29,400 Speaker 2: I'll hop off. Here we go. Hey, hey, hey, listen, 573 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,359 uh listen, get you can give me a call anytime 574 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,400 too if you want me to come by, and you know, uh, 575 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,480 you know, I My rates are very reasonable. Also, like 576 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,960 if you guys want to do a group session or something, 577 00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:42,359 discount rights. So just let me know. 578 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:46,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that, love that. So bull doc community. 579 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,079 Are you seeing anyone or how do you all do this? 580 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,519 Rude dude? Sleepreuse demons? How do you appro creator? Do 581 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,839 you'll date or no? 582 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 2: I mean I like to think that I'm I'm I'm 583 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 married to my job. Uh, you know, the sleeperalysis the 584 00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:03,519 evens typically again, because we work very different schedules, we're 585 00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:05,640 with solitary bunch, we don't. We don't. We don't get 586 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,920 out to dating much because you know, our schedules are 587 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,799 so demanding and we're out there on on uh at night, 588 00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,599 and so that that puts a real crimp on on 589 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,160 a dating life. I gotta say so. So no, I mean, 590 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,160 not me personally. Maybe some other one, maybe some other 591 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,400 sleeperalysis demons can find a way to burn the candle 592 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,079 at three ends, But let me tell you, it's not 593 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,440 not for me. I don't think I can not really 594 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,359 go to bed doing doing that kind of stuff. I'm 595 00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:32,279 I'm more of a lonely solitary creature. But that's fine 596 00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:32,839 by me, you. 597 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 1: Know, yeah, you know, bullknock. 598 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,279 Speaker 4: I'm starting to remember the reason I brought you here. 599 00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:40,039 That's because I was I was freaking out about the war. 600 00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:41,799 But I might have just come up with an idea. 601 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,000 Would you be interested in being recruited with the you know, 602 00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:47,640 in the War on Heaven. I mean, I feel like 603 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,000 we could really use your talents. 604 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:54,039 Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean, geez, that's gosh, that's super nicy 605 00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,720 to think about including me in your in your war 606 00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:58,960 on on the Almighty? Are you uh what were you? 607 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:01,279 What were you thinking? I'm I mean, I'm I'm open 608 00:27:01,599 --> 00:27:03,920 to possibly doing something like that. 609 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,119 Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, given your your just your denseness, 610 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,839 I feel like if we made some sort of like 611 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,960 huge catapult or something and launched you into a group 612 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,559 of angels, I mean you could clear you can take 613 00:27:15,559 --> 00:27:17,680 out twelve fourteen. 614 00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:21,799 Speaker 2: Not easy. I feel like, oh yeah, yeah, hey that's 615 00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:24,279 not a bad idea. Some sort of a trip tribute 616 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,920 che could kind of use me as like a as a 617 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:31,519 as a cannonball, the thing that I love doing, the 618 00:27:31,599 --> 00:27:33,960 thing that I love doing in lakes. 619 00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:35,640 Speaker 1: It's like you've been training for it. It's like you've 620 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,519 been training for it. 621 00:27:36,519 --> 00:27:39,759 Speaker 2: That's right. Oh my gosh, this is I'm my my, 622 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,000 my Rocky like montage is playing right now in my 623 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:43,920 head of all the times that I was doing cannonballs 624 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,480 and double jumping on trampolines. This is this is the 625 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,319 I was made to do this, I think. I think, Yeah, lots. 626 00:27:50,319 --> 00:27:53,039 Speaker 4: Is your mister Miagi wax on wax off moment, you 627 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,960 know it all comes into play. 628 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, sweet well. 629 00:27:56,839 --> 00:28:00,279 Speaker 2: This is great. Yeah, count being absolutely Clayton. Next, that 630 00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:01,599 sounds great, sounds wonderful. 631 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 4: Well, I tell all of your friends other sleep paralysis demons. 632 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,519 There are tons of them out there. You know, maybe 633 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,599 our listeners will meet one of them tonight, or you know, 634 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,960 they might even be lucky enough to meet the ball Knock. 635 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,599 Speaker 2: Hey, could be coming for you to tonight. Don't uh 636 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,720 just remember keep your eyes out in the corners of 637 00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:20,000 your room in the darkness. I could be there waiting 638 00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:21,880 to uh a snuff your life out. 639 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:22,519 Speaker 4: Yeah. 640 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,400 Speaker 1: So well, Ballknock. 641 00:28:24,519 --> 00:28:26,759 Speaker 4: Great to have you. Uh, you know, thank you again. 642 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,519 My chest feel so caved in. Never been better. 643 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,279 Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. You know that your your your your praise 644 00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:35,440 means the world to me. I really really appreciate that. Clayton, 645 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,920 Thank you so much. And nice to meet you. Chris 646 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,599 is very nice. 647 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,599 Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, that was really nice. 648 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,359 Speaker 2: Here, here's a tissue. You're you're you're bleeding a lot 649 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:42,839 from your mouth. He has a tissue. 650 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,119 Speaker 1: Thank you nice, nice guy. 651 00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 4: All right, Well, check us out on social media at 652 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,319 Morning from All. Share this with your friend and uh 653 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,440 clay Clayton. 654 00:28:58,079 --> 00:28:59,759 Speaker 1: Hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of good 655 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:00,440 morning from Hell. 656 00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:03,119 Speaker 4: We want to thank our good friend Andrew rosis for 657 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:03,759 coming back. 658 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,319 Speaker 2: Andrew, thank you, hey of course, no, yeah, thank you 659 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,960 very much. I appreciate it. Oh. I love doing the show. 660 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 It's such a blast. It it's so fun to play 661 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,839 different characters. And yeah, I think Ballmach was like the 662 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,000 very first thing we ever recorded or I ever recorded 663 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:19,200 for this. 664 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was we did uh way back when, probably 665 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,160 like two or three years ago, I'm not sure exactly. 666 00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:29,839 We recorded the two pilots with yeah, one with Ball 667 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720 knock the sturdy with Andrew, and then we also did 668 00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:35,079 Joseph Stalin and then those are kind of our proof 669 00:29:35,119 --> 00:29:37,279 of concepts that we did to get the show made. 670 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,839 So yeah, come in full circle, were coming full Yeah. 671 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 2: No, I appreciate it. It's yeah, a fun, a fun 672 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:47,240 character to have, just kind of a sweet soft it's 673 00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:49,960 a soft spoken kind of guy who's just doing just 674 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,759 infernal work of like you know, sitting on people's chest 675 00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:56,240 and scared scutting the life out of him. It's fun. 676 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,799 It's a fun. It's a fun contrast. 677 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,119 Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much, Andrew, and uh, thanks guys. 678 00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 2: Bye babe, mate.