Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I'm Chris, and I died recently.
Speaker 3: And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where
we interview everyone in Hell. And I'm joined as always
by the brother of Satan Clayton, though he's also you know,
his more important title, I guess would be Secretary of.
Speaker 1: War down here in Hell.
Speaker 3: Uh and uh Clayton, Uh, all right, you doing okay?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm just uh get a little little stressed out, Chris,
just a little stressed these days, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it that thing or no?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's not that it's a that's actually helping. Uh,
It's it's just the war. It's the war on Heaven.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: She's got me all stressed out and worried.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's I feel like.
Speaker 4: Things are ramping up. It's coming to come to a
head here soon, and I just I just can't stop.
I'm losing sleep over it, and you know, everybody's talking
to me about it, and I just I don't know,
I know what to do about it.
Speaker 1: Well, what else can you do but fight? Right?
Speaker 4: I mean, I gotta I gotta prepare, I gotta write
a big speech, you know, I got a big, big
rallying speech that everyone's gonna.
Speaker 1: Get super pumped and motivated by. Yeah, that's that's pretty
much it.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's mostly just public speaking and it's writing
the speech and such.
Speaker 3: I mean, is there a date for the actual like,
I mean, because it's been pretty kind of a pretty
mellow overall, I.
Speaker 4: Would say, yeah, it's it's as if we kind of
dropped the subject, as if it was no longer.
Speaker 1: A thing or we had kind of forgotten about it.
But no, no, no, it's gonna come. It's building up.
Speaker 4: I would say, like probably in the next ten episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's I think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, Yeah, and you just gotta just worried
about the speech or yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean there's also the strategies and stuff
like that, but we're we're developing a third dug Gug
Gug Gug chaos. He's gonna be handling that. But I just, yeah,
mostly just got to do the speech. And yeah, I'm
just I'm so stressed.
Speaker 3: I mean, isn't there more to war than just the speech?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, Well, I mean sure, but
like remember you know the patent speech, where it's the
big American fla and he's got the cool helmet and
he's walking around. He's saying stuff like, I gotta find
a big flag, gotta find a bigger stage, you know,
I gotta find something that I'm gonna carry in a
cool helmet that fits my horns, you know, just stressed.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, what do I say? How
do you? How do you tell people that they're gonna
die again again?
Speaker 3: I know, so I don't want to be rude, but
what's with the demon that's sitting on your chest?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh you're talking about Bullknock. Oh this is Bullknock.
Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you. I'm just
don't mind, mate, Just here just sitting on the sitting
on Clayton's chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh is this the why?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bullknock, Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hello, I'm Bullknock. I'm a sleep paralysis demon. Uh
you know I uh my specialty is sitting on people's
chest in the middle of the night, uh, and and
stealing their breath, making them feel paralyzed with fear and
feel very feel very uncomfortable, and uh they get they
get terrible, terrible sleep. But uh, you know, I I
read that that's my specialty. It's it's nice to meet you.
What's your what's your name.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm Chris. Yeah, nice, nice to meet you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ball bullocks great. So I'm so I've been so
stressed out. I've just been so restless.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: And you know, I called up old ball Knock.
Speaker 4: Here and I said, hey, man, I need I need,
I need something to center me, something that's gonna like
calm me down.
Speaker 1: So just you know, ball Knock just comes by, don't you,
ball Knock.
Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, you know, I mean, I you know,
some people look at this sleep paralysis is as as
a bad thing, and you know, for for a lot
of humans it is. But uh, you know, my, my,
my good friend Clayton here, it's actually nice. It's like
a it's like a it's like a hug. It's like
a weighted blanket. It's like a thunder vest. You know,
it calms it calms him down. So I just like
to you know, sit perch, perch the top his his
pectoral muscles and stare him straight in the eyes, and uh,
you know, uh provide provide him that that comfort for
the for restless mind.
Speaker 3: Yeaheah, it's quite nice just to paint a mental image,
or if you want to follow us on social media
where we will have a picture of ball knock this
dirty yeah at morning from hell. That's where you can
actually see the beyond the mental image. But Clayton is
laid on the across the middle of the table just
like completely. The only thing that's moving really is just
your mouth, yep. And ball knock is just like what
you're like four and a half feet maybe, yeah, you're
dense stout.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like I'm like depleted uranium in that way.
Like you know. They say, uh, they say dynamite comes
in small packages, which is not true. It doesn't. Dynamite
comes in crates. That's one of the people say that
it's a complete, complete bullshit. Dynamite does not come small
small packages. Uh. But uh. But as for me, yeah,
I carry a lot of weight. I have a very
low cineario gravity that sits you know, right in this
kind of like this ungelus belly of mine. So at
four at four foot but that's about four foot five,
I'm not very imposing. But let me tell you once
I'm sitting on your chest. I'm I'm a little bit
you know, I gotta wear counts.
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think that this is offensive, especially not to
a sleep paralysis team. And this might actually be a compliment.
But I think you put on a few extra pounds
fielder in my chest cavity.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know. I mean I may only be uh,
four foot five, but I think the last time I
stepped on the scale and and listen that my weight
is my life ld. So you know, I keep I
keep track of this thing. I've got a little uh,
I've got a little little fitness tracker, so I can
make sure I don't do any steps during the day.
I try to keep those to an absolute minimum, uh,
to you know, maintain maintain the high rate. I think
I last time I checked on the scale the other day,
it was around uh uh seven hundred pounds. I think
that's yeah, yeah, this seems well right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can I can feel that.
Speaker 3: Is your weight like denser than normal. I mean, what
are you made?
Speaker 2: It like?
Speaker 1: What are you It can't be just bones and no.
Speaker 2: I mean you know in the in the Crucible, that
was uh that forged the fires of hell. Uh, I
was I was. I was created using uh the densest
material in the known universe, some dark matter in there
for good measure. I'm i part Quasar too, So you know,
I've got a lot. I've got a lot going for
me in the gravity department. I'm very very dense, made
from made from some real uh you know, made from
the real good stuff uh in in the in the
known universe and uh in this in this cosmic realm. Certainly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ballnock's not like a big package, but he is, like,
you know, just dense, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Uh. You know, my teachers they all
called me very dense when I was growing up, when
I was learning to be a sleep paralysis demon, they
used to say, Barlock, you are so dense. And you
know that's a compliment from where I come from. That's
a compliment. Uh you know, most most people would uh
you know, take that, take the offense to that. But
but no, I mean when it when it comes through
caving in someone's chest cavity and making them long for death,
uh in in in their dreams, I mean, that's that's
good by me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So how did you get into sleep paralysis exactly?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 3: Is that somebody you're born into or did you train or.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I mean when the fires of Hell
ford you into existence. Uh. You know, there are certain
aptitudes you find yourself drawn to, certain career paths that
that kind of a you know, you would you think
you'd lean to, or you know, you take tests, you
take like little attitude tests while you're growing up, and uh,
you know, I think I always felt there was a calling.
I always you know something, there's there's careers in this callings,
and I feel like I found both in this. You know,
I always wanted from a very young age. I was
always sitting on people's chests.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I have a very uh I'm most comfortable in sort
of a googoyle like position, you know. You know, I
don't know if you've ever used like a squatty party
or something like that. Like it's that very kind of
like you know, you know, dragging, you know, a deep
squat position, and I've always found that to be like
the most comfortable position. So I kind of naturally found myself, uh,
getting in this line of work. And of course I love,
absolutely love keeping people from receiving any rest whatsoever. So
that's like, you know, people on Earth. People on Earth
when they're when they're trying to uh, you know, being
loaded into the to the arms of Morpheus. No, not today, pal,
that's me. I'm right here. I'm on your chest. I mean,
you're not getting any sleep. You're gonna be afraid. That's
that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: The ball knock.
Speaker 4: I mean, you do other things like don't let his
stories about sitting on people's chests fully. I mean, he
is a master at cannonballs. You know, an there's a
cannonball competition.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no cannonballs. I mean, ain't number one. Listen
if you want to get double bounced on a trampoline. Look,
no further, I am number one. There are kids that
still have not come down there. They're still in the stratosphere,
I said them, right, Yeah, so be careful. Yeah, I mean,
I'm I'm I'm. I'm also at a summer camp. You
know those giant uh the blob. Yeah, i mean I've
sent I sent so many of my friends into the
Lake of Fire. I mean it's just they just who
right in there, you know. So thank you, Clayton. I
appreciate you your superlatives for me, because yeah, I'm I'm
pretty good at canniball, pretty good at a blob and
a trampoline.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you considered, you know, getting some extra money,
you know instead of like parking meter things.
Speaker 1: You know that the tire boots. You know, you just
sit on a car and then it doesn't move.
Speaker 4: Or if you were like anchored down a ship before,
you know, just held onto a chain.
Speaker 2: Uh you know, I've That's the wonderful thing about being
about being such a dense and weight a weighty individual,
is there there are so many side hustles that you
can pick up, picking up extra work, like you said,
like holding on to a ship at its at its
berth in uh in the oh, you know, a at
a port or a pier hanging out, hanging on to
a tie at make sure a car doesn't go nowhere.
But you know, I mean those things are great, but
what they have in money and monetary value, they they
lack the soul. They lack the like the real the
real nitty gritty kind of of like you know, life
stuff or after life stuff of really uh, making people
dread going to sleep really like you know that that's so,
that's that's because that's what I'm all about. I'm all
about really like making people look at their beds and
uh and kind of quake with feel that this may
be another night that I appear in your doorway, uh uh,
leaving you unable to move uh and just as I
crawl on top of your chest and uh and sap
your life away. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I get that, because I mean, you have not
broken eye contact with me once.
Speaker 1: Even while you're.
Speaker 4: Introducing yourself to Chris about five or two minutes ago,
you you were just staring deeply into my eyes. So
you just you're you're very good at what you do.
Sleep prowless. This is definitely your thing.
Speaker 2: Ah, thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh so I assume you spend a lot of time
in people's beds. We usually had a monster under the
bed on and he, you know, spoke about the rivalry
between you two with you being on top of the
bed and the monsters being under the bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh that's yeah. I mean, that's that's news to me.
I got to say. I mean, I like the I
like the monsters under the bed. I mean, we're all
we're all in the sleep game together. I mean, I
got I bear no ill will to the to the monsters,
and no in fact, you know, a rising tide raises
all ships. So as long as we're all kind of
keeping people from uh receiving the suite uh rest that
they need UH and keeping them afraid of of the
one thing that the one thing that provides rest and
the respite from the the aches and pains of the world,
I think I think I'm on their team. I think
they're on my team. I don't see where we we
have to be at odds well.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're jealous that they're on top.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's definitely seemed to be some tension. Maybe it's just
one sided.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've always considered myself a top, uh, you know,
and you know the the but I mean I I
like the bottoms too. I mean, what's what's what's the
top without a bottom, you know? I mean, we we
all got to work together to make sure that, like
you know, people, people are in their beds and uh
and afraid for their lives. I think, you know, I
wish we could work together and find some common ground.
I mean wall wall in people's bedrooms against against their will.
I mean you think we would be we'd be tagged
team and people left and right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say the common ground.
Speaker 3: Is the the the people that you're sitting on you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, the people that we're suffocating the life
from and and and striking fear and keeping their the
cortsol and adrenal levels a spiking in the middle of
the night. Year.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if you you were sitting on someone's
chest and then there are are limbs, their arms are
flowing around to get away, and then then the monsters
on the bed grab those and they really hold them down.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just just go nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And Clinton, You're just completely paralyzed right now. So if
I was still like grab your arm, you just can't
move feel it, or move it or do anything.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't. Yeah, I mean I'm I'm limp as
a noodle.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 3: I can just like, oh yeah, your arm is just
like dead weight. Yeah, just you know, just kind of
like slap your face a little like like that.
Speaker 1: I can't feel it.
Speaker 4: I mean I can see you doing it, and I know,
I know I can feel the emotion, but I can't
feel the physical pain.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So I just as hard as I want. Yeah,
I mean you did it again. I think you've proven
your point. But yeah, I don't know what you keep
doing it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just just for the listeners who they kind of understand.
Oh okay, you know the how how effective ball Knock
is at his job.
Speaker 4: He's great at his job. Yeah, he's great at his job.
Still has not broken eye contact.
Speaker 2: This is very sweet. You're very You're very kind. I
really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once again, very very uh censored him. So I'm
so just in touch with the ground.
Speaker 4: You know, even though I'm on this desk, I'm just
a cat, can't move anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I mean, I'm I'm happy that
you know, call me anytime because you know, this is
what I love to do. And if it provides you
like a you know, a restless mind, the rest this
body something. I know you got this big war coming up,
and that's got to be you know, placing a tremendous
amount of stress stress on you. I I I'm happy
to come here and sit on your chest anytime, because yeah,
I I I you know, as as your limbs and
strength uh leave you. You know, maybe you find some
some some respite there, you find some calm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So uh bull not telling us like, who have been
some of your favorite people that you've sleep paralyzed? You know,
like you just you sat on. I'm sure you've seen
some pretty crazy stuff out there in your time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, gosh, there's been some. Uh you know,
I don't like to I don't like to drop names here,
uh but uh, you know I I once uh I
once sat on Larry King. Oh wow, Yeah, that the
great interviewer himself, Larry King. I sat sat on his
chest one time and for a while thought thought he
was thought I'd killed him. I thought he thought he
was thought he thought that I was the one. But
uh who knew he would live in other forty five years?
That was uh you know, we we we were. He
was a little touch and go there for a minute.
But then uh you know, he pulled through and lived
a middle over four decades, so uh you know, it
was really pretty impressive. You know. I'm just glad I
didn't wake wake one of his I think like seventeen wives.
Yeah I can't remember which one it was back then,
but the guy guy got around and maybe that's you know,
maybe that's maybe that's why why he was such a
such a pleasure to sit on, because he was he
wasn't going anywhere. That guy was. That guy was planted
just like I was.
Speaker 4: Definitely seems like a very brittle man. But it's I mean,
he must have held up pretty well well.
Speaker 2: I mean listen, uh you know you think you think
that that that that skeleton covered in silly putty would
just like collapse with me sitting on his chest. But no,
I mean he was very very resilient, very resilient guy.
But no, he was. That was a nice uh And
that's uh my my brush with with some greatness. But
I've sat on some other some other uh fine folks. Uh.
Madam Curie she you know, of course, that died of
radiation poisoning. And I, of course, because I'm part of
quaisa U, I have a lot of radiation in me.
So there was some speculation that that maybe I had
something to do with a radiation point. But of course,
you know, she was working in the in the radiological
so you know, inconclusive, whether it was me or the
radium that she was working with, that that's sent it
to her grave. But you know, I'll take the credit
for it if if people want to keep it at me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I guess what's the would you say
is the hardest thing about your job?
Speaker 1: I mean the long hours, the late hours, the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, I mean, yeah, I think the
hottest part of my job is the fact that you know,
I work at night. I do the night shift. I'm
you know, when all my fraid I can't tell you
how many birthdays, how many parties, how many friends gatherings,
get togethers, I've missed because I gotta work. I gotta
work at night. So you know, I'm on a different
schedule than a lot of people, and that's kind of hard,
you know, you know, your social life kind of slips away,
uh and it's hard to get back. But uh yeah,
So I would say that's probably the hardest part of
my job is doing the night shift, you know. I mean,
and of course, of course, you know, uh, if if
it's daylight here and it's not on the other side
of the world, so I'm making a lot of rounds,
I'm going all over the place. But that's a bonus.
I do do a lot of traveling. That's that's nice.
I have to see a lot of the world, but
mostly at night, mostly people's bedrooms, and most of the
people's uh shaking eyes as I stare right into them,
robbing them.
Speaker 1: Of their life. Was Yeah, what's that commute like?
Speaker 2: I mean, well, I've got I got an easy pass,
so I'm yeah, yeah, I'm taking I'm taking the infernal
public trans public transport, uh wherever wherever I can uh
to get around the realm of the living. But uh
then once once on earth, I rely a lot on aperation.
So I'm I'm popping into uh, I'm appearing in doorways,
I'm hunkering in the court the dark corners of rooms,
and then slowly revealing myself as people realize I'm there
and are so struck with fear that they that they
can't move.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you paralyzed even before you get on their chest,
just with pure I mean, that's oppressive.
Speaker 1: So there are your thoughts.
Speaker 4: When you know everybody made the big move from spring
mattresses to memory foam, that must have been very shocking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean again, you know, as as
a guy that's very familiar with trampolines and getting a
good bounce, one thing I pride myself in is the
the the ability to atop someone climb upon them without
transferring movement, and you know, thankfully, I mean that's very
hot on a spring mattress. But so many people have
switched to these memory foam mattresses that don't transfer movement.
It's made my job a hell of a lot easier
because I'm not there, I'm not waking anybody us up,
I'm not bothering anybody else. I just climb right on
top of the person that I am uh striking fear
into and paralyzing, and uh yeah I can. I can
sit very comfortably. It's so oh it's so much easier
on the knees too. I just feel like it's more absorbent.
Speaker 4: So have you ever had any you know, scares, you know,
with like an inflatable mattress where you were you popped
one of those because you're.
Speaker 1: Great, mighty weight.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I gotta say that, Uh, sleep paralysis
demons like myself don't don't often visit people on air
mattresses because if you're on one of those, you're not
getting a good night's sleep anyway. So there's really no point.
I mean, that's not that's a hat on a hat
as far as I'm as far as I'm concerned, Like
you're you're on an air mattress, you're you're life scary enough,
You're on You're you're going you're going through some things.
A lot of a lot of a lot of a
lot of divorced dads. I mean this is already some
very serious, uh sad stuff. So you know, I I
we're told to stick clear of those people. It's it's
it's as scary enough as it is.
Speaker 1: Good good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what about though, like in like I don't know,
the eighties and early nine inies where it's like waterbeds
were a big deal.
Speaker 1: I mean that's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Is that like surfing or like what is that? I mean,
that's gotta take a lot more effort just balance, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, uh, the back in
the water bids. Heyday, I was visiting a lot of uncles,
a lot of uh you know, a lot of uncles,
a lot of a lot of a lot of swingers.
They had those water bed water bed mattresses, and uh,
you know, you get it's a different ride. It's like
you know, normally, you know you're in a car, you're
like feeling good, but this is just like it's like
a different motive, motive transport. But uh, you know, uh,
I definitely had a few close calls because as you know,
like I'm I'm I'm made of some pretty pretty dense material.
Uh and you know I'm not. Uh, I've got I've
got some shop edges to me. So I've definitely come
close to popping one of those things. And uh and
let me tell you that that that that that'll little
that'll wake someone up from from sleep palysis very quickly.
It's like, uh, it's like in that that fine film inception,
you know when you when you hit the water wakes Yep,
that's the that's the kick. Uh. So I gotta be
care I had to be careful on water beds. That
was That was definitely that was definitely the sleep paralysis
Olympics for sure.
Speaker 4: Now you mentioned uncles earlier, and you you actually remind
me of this one uncle that I know of, just
kind of a big, dense bald man. Have you ever
been mistaken for like someone's spouse, you know, and then
they person wakes up and then they you know, they're
kind of sleepy and they're just like with the honeys
that you. I mean, what do you do in a
situation like that? Mistaken identity?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, gotta be honest. Uh, it's it's
a little awkward when you know, a spouse rolls over
and puts puts their arm around you and is uh,
you know, wanting to uh to get amorous and uh,
you know, it's dark, the lights are off, and uh
I I you know, I I you know, can't do anything.
I've gotta I'm there to do a job. So I'm
making like unbroken piercing eye contact with the with the
person that I that I'm perched upon, and then all
of a sudden, this like arm flops over me, and uh,
you know, that's I gotta call it. That's that's that's
too much. I usually have to get out of there
h around that time because usually that by that time,
the person that I'm sending on is gasping for breath.
Speaker 1: Uh they are.
Speaker 2: Me and moments away from uh from uh you know,
shuffling off this mortal coil and gasping for air. And
so there I've had a few close calls there too,
but thankfully, you know, I tend to get out of there.
Speaker 4: You know no, Chris, you you've been watching me be
sleep paralyzed. You wish you'd let you give it a try.
Ball knock should lay on your chest.
Speaker 2: Oh, i'd be happy to. Yeah, I give you a
little little sampler.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, so bullock, you go ahead and you
can get up off of me.
Speaker 1: Right there.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're just like you you pop, you just like
you got a good jump there. You just like that here, Yeah,
I meaned off of them.
Speaker 2: Listen. Let me tell you every every day is leg
day for me. I mean I'm in deep squats all
the time. So you know I've got the I've got
the I've got some ace pins. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: All right, Well here we go.
Speaker 4: Dust myself off, Chris. You go on and hop up
on that table there. All right, lay down, relax, act.
Speaker 1: Like you're sleeping. I'll knock to your work.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Oh that noise you're hearing there, that's that's your ribs cracking. Yes,
that's your spine. It's a it's it's now being adjusted.
Speaker 2: Yeah yep. Now, now see you're you're trying to look
away from my eyes. But just but you can't look
you're looking right, get locked in paralyzed, gaze right into
my eyes.
Speaker 4: Yea, your hands kind of flowing around, not really doing anything,
and their limp.
Speaker 2: And now they're dead, and oh, I can see I
can see the I can see a a an existential
building up inside of inside of your eyes. There are
there are tears forming in the corners.
Speaker 4: There's also tears forming in the crotch of his pants.
It looks like he's peeing himself at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh yep, yeah, that's it. I mean, well, sleep there,
walking to sleep AROALYSI. This is a very common uh happens, Yeah,
you know, I mean it's it's not infrequent, uh but
uh yeah, especially with with newbies people first experiencing it
for the first time. I mean, you're gonna you're gonna
get some peak.
Speaker 1: It's like an orange. He's just like a freshly squeezed orange.
You got some Chris juice. Secrets can't really move, you know,
you can't your reactions or it's just just gone. You're
stuck there. So if I slapped you like this, you know,
you can't really do much. You see like like this,
you know, kind of remember when you were doing it
to me earlier.
Speaker 4: Like if I if I did it like, maybe give
you a little punch.
Speaker 1: There you go?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh man, he was, he was really he he
wanted to move. I could fee. I can feel he
really did not want then didn't want to take that.
But of course you know he's uh, I'm, I'm, I'm
square on him. He can't he can't move, can't react
in anyway. So he definitely felt all of that though.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Oh great, great, great. Oh you should probably get off
of me before he dies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I start book. Sorry I was, I was
in the zone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, it's understood. There you go, all right.
Speaker 2: I'll hop off. Here we go. Hey, hey, hey, listen,
uh listen, get you can give me a call anytime
too if you want me to come by, and you know, uh,
you know, I My rates are very reasonable. Also, like
if you guys want to do a group session or something,
discount rights. So just let me know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that, love that. So bull doc community.
Are you seeing anyone or how do you all do this?
Rude dude? Sleepreuse demons? How do you appro creator? Do
you'll date or no?
Speaker 2: I mean I like to think that I'm I'm I'm
married to my job. Uh, you know, the sleeperalysis the
evens typically again, because we work very different schedules, we're
with solitary bunch, we don't. We don't. We don't get
out to dating much because you know, our schedules are
so demanding and we're out there on on uh at night,
and so that that puts a real crimp on on
a dating life. I gotta say so. So no, I mean,
not me personally. Maybe some other one, maybe some other
sleeperalysis demons can find a way to burn the candle
at three ends, But let me tell you, it's not
not for me. I don't think I can not really
go to bed doing doing that kind of stuff. I'm
I'm more of a lonely solitary creature. But that's fine
by me, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, you know, bullknock.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to remember the reason I brought you here.
That's because I was I was freaking out about the war.
But I might have just come up with an idea.
Would you be interested in being recruited with the you know,
in the War on Heaven. I mean, I feel like
we could really use your talents.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean, geez, that's gosh, that's super nicy
to think about including me in your in your war
on on the Almighty? Are you uh what were you?
What were you thinking? I'm I mean, I'm I'm open
to possibly doing something like that.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, given your your just your denseness,
I feel like if we made some sort of like
huge catapult or something and launched you into a group
of angels, I mean you could clear you can take
out twelve fourteen.
Speaker 2: Not easy. I feel like, oh yeah, yeah, hey that's
not a bad idea. Some sort of a trip tribute
che could kind of use me as like a as a
as a cannonball, the thing that I love doing, the
thing that I love doing in lakes.
Speaker 1: It's like you've been training for it. It's like you've
been training for it.
Speaker 2: That's right. Oh my gosh, this is I'm my my,
my Rocky like montage is playing right now in my
head of all the times that I was doing cannonballs
and double jumping on trampolines. This is this is the
I was made to do this, I think. I think, Yeah, lots.
Speaker 4: Is your mister Miagi wax on wax off moment, you
know it all comes into play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, sweet well.
Speaker 2: This is great. Yeah, count being absolutely Clayton. Next, that
sounds great, sounds wonderful.
Speaker 4: Well, I tell all of your friends other sleep paralysis demons.
There are tons of them out there. You know, maybe
our listeners will meet one of them tonight, or you know,
they might even be lucky enough to meet the ball Knock.
Speaker 2: Hey, could be coming for you to tonight. Don't uh
just remember keep your eyes out in the corners of
your room in the darkness. I could be there waiting
to uh a snuff your life out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So well, Ballknock.
Speaker 4: Great to have you. Uh, you know, thank you again.
My chest feel so caved in. Never been better.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. You know that your your your your praise
means the world to me. I really really appreciate that. Clayton,
Thank you so much. And nice to meet you. Chris
is very nice.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, that was really nice.
Speaker 2: Here, here's a tissue. You're you're you're bleeding a lot
from your mouth. He has a tissue.
Speaker 1: Thank you nice, nice guy.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, check us out on social media at
Morning from All. Share this with your friend and uh
clay Clayton.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of good
morning from Hell.
Speaker 4: We want to thank our good friend Andrew rosis for
coming back.
Speaker 2: Andrew, thank you, hey of course, no, yeah, thank you
very much. I appreciate it. Oh. I love doing the show.
It's such a blast. It it's so fun to play
different characters. And yeah, I think Ballmach was like the
very first thing we ever recorded or I ever recorded
for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was we did uh way back when, probably
like two or three years ago, I'm not sure exactly.
We recorded the two pilots with yeah, one with Ball
knock the sturdy with Andrew, and then we also did
Joseph Stalin and then those are kind of our proof
of concepts that we did to get the show made.
So yeah, come in full circle, were coming full Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate it. It's yeah, a fun, a fun
character to have, just kind of a sweet soft it's
a soft spoken kind of guy who's just doing just
infernal work of like you know, sitting on people's chest
and scared scutting the life out of him. It's fun.
It's a fun. It's a fun contrast.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much, Andrew, and uh, thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Bye babe, mate.