WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:03.359 There is fear these days, fear of a modern day 2 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:06.679 Jack the Ripper, whose victims are not people but livestock, 3 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:10.119 who mutilates them cutting out an ear or tongue, or 4 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:14.679 heart or sex organ with such surgical precision, investigators can't 5 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:16.199 tell what instrument was used. 6 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:21.359 The cattle were being killed in mysterious ways, no struggle, 7 00:00:21.679 --> 00:00:22.399 no tracks. 8 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:26.719 Her tongue was removed. What are they doing with her tongue? 9 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:33.399 Witnesses claimed UFOs, satanic cults, and secret government experiments were 10 00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:37.280 linked to some of the mutilations. The Missouri farm couple 11 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:42.039 claimed they witnessed a spacecraft landed a pasture and aliens 12 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:43.479 operating on a cow. 13 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:47.399 There's no rhyme or reason for it. Why somebody would 14 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:49.119 do that to a cow? 15 00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:54.439 Waving armor, king statute take sort of tangles. 16 00:00:54.960 --> 00:01:00.000 You mess with me, Mess with me, wamma king statute. 17 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:16.879 Baby for good warning, This podcast is designed to take 18 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:20.000 you outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality. 19 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:22.239 Listener discretion is a vibe. 20 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:29.840 They fellas. 21 00:01:31.799 --> 00:01:46.599 This ain't my first time at the rodeo. Hello, and 22 00:01:46.959 --> 00:01:52.159 welcome back to the show. I got a pretty interesting 23 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:56.319 topic here for you today. I got some wine. I'm 24 00:01:56.400 --> 00:02:00.400 drinking wine out of a coffee mug because I'm super 25 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:03.599 classy like that. I was just gonna drink it out 26 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:08.520 of the bottle, but I thought it's four o'clock on 27 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:12.280 a Wednesday. Let us not drink wine right out of 28 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:17.120 the bottle. And just in case you're wondering, No, I 29 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:20.280 don't wear the same fucking shirt every day. I wear 30 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:23.919 a different shirt and underwear if you care, every single day. 31 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:28.120 But I wear these baby wraps so I can keep 32 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:31.879 my baby with me, and I have to wear them 33 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:34.360 every single day. I try to change them out, you know, 34 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:38.479 they get a little milky, little toothpaste dropping on them, 35 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:43.240 some food stains. So I have three and I change 36 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:46.080 them out every now and again. But yeah, makes it 37 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:48.039 look like I wear the same shirt every day, but 38 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:49.159 I don't. 39 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:49.800 I do not. 40 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:56.400 But anyways, Current events, Current events, anybody else but me? 41 00:02:56.599 --> 00:03:03.039 Keeping up with Sister Wives? Oh my god, I'm obsessed 42 00:03:03.199 --> 00:03:08.319 with Sister Wives and I'm waiting for the part two 43 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:12.080 of the wrap up show to drop. I cannot wait. 44 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:18.120 I thought this last season was so ridiculous. And for 45 00:03:18.199 --> 00:03:21.039 those of you who don't watch Sister Wives, you're not 46 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:23.719 really missing out on anything. It's just a show I've 47 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:26.719 kept up with forever long, I feel like since they 48 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:35.520 started the show on TLC or whatever that TCL TLC, 49 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.800 whatever that channel is, And you know, I just think 50 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:42.719 it's so fascinating. I go back and I watch the 51 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:49.479 old seasons, like I can literally see the slow degradation 52 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.400 of their fucking family and it's just hilarious, Like, did 53 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:58.400 you really think any polygamous family? It's like, at what 54 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:01.599 point are you gonna be real with yourself? You cannot 55 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:06.199 handle four women? Sorry, it was never gonna happen, But 56 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:10.159 I am so freaking obsessed with that show. But it's 57 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:15.240 just trash TV. And speaking of trash TLC TV shows, 58 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:20.360 have you guys seen the fucking thousand Pounds Sisters. They 59 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:24.560 have their whole own fucking show. It's Tammy and what's 60 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:28.560 the other one's name, Ashley or something? Thousand. I'm googling it. 61 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:34.800 Thousand pounds Sisters, Amy? What is Amy? 62 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:35.279 Yeah? 63 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:40.920 Amy and Tammy? Right, the most ridiculous shit I've ever 64 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:46.680 seen in my life, these thousand pounds sisters. And you know, 65 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:52.439 I see little snippets of it all the time on Facebook, 66 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:56.000 Like why the fuck they think I want to see 67 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:58.959 that the one you know's lost all the weight and 68 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.720 now she's got the skin surgery and shit like that. 69 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:07.800 But talk about trash TV. And it was way funnier 70 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:12.160 when they were both fucking huge shamoo whales. Now that 71 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:15.519 they've lost weight, they think they're hot shit. The one, 72 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:20.399 you know. I got to thinking about this because Amy, 73 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:24.600 the lesser of the fatties but still a fatty. She 74 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:27.240 went on this whole thing about trying to get pregnant 75 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:30.519 and that's why she wanted to lose weight. I'm pretty sure, 76 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:35.519 pretty sure she breastfed with the big old, huge, old 77 00:05:37.079 --> 00:05:42.199 dangling titties. And it occurred to me when I was 78 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.839 doing research a long time ago before I had my 79 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.920 baby on like how beneficial breast milk is and this 80 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:53.079 and that and whatever for the baby. And I'm not 81 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:59.040 saying this because I'm a scorned breastfeeder, Like my milk 82 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:03.319 just wasn't coming in good and my baby's on regular 83 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:05.879 formula now, and I'm not saying this is like a 84 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:14.639 scorned expressed feeder, but your baby's complete nutrition comes from 85 00:06:14.839 --> 00:06:21.120 your own nutrition and your body. So sometimes I think 86 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:24.360 to myself, like everybody's like, oh, breast milk is better. 87 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:29.519 Breast milk is better. That's not necessarily true. Your breast 88 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:34.439 milk is one hundred percent dependent upon your nutrition. So 89 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:39.120 I almost think that my baby's better off on the 90 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:44.720 form pula because my nutrition is dog shit. I think 91 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:48.160 I just for breakfast today had a like a beef 92 00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:51.000 jerky stick and a piece of cheese, you know, like 93 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:54.120 one of those little gas station specials. You got like 94 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:57.759 half beef jerky, half cheese. That's what I've had to 95 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:00.519 eat today. And I almost drink. I have a bottle 96 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:03.600 of wine out of the bottle, not even a cup 97 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:08.959 or anything. My nutrition is trash. On a good day, 98 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:12.839 I might eat like a bag of pasta by myself, 99 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:17.480 because that's the healthiest thing in the world for you, 100 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:19.720 you know, And I don't even get fancy with it, 101 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:22.800 or like sometimes I might put a little Hamburger meat 102 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:26.079 in there. But on the regular I eat a lot 103 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:31.839 of spaghetti, just spaghetti noodles with sauce, little cheese, a 104 00:07:31.879 --> 00:07:37.160 little sprinkle. And you know, if that's the only nutrition 105 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:41.600 my baby is getting, I don't think my breast milk 106 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:44.639 is better for him than the formula, to be honest 107 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:47.000 with you, because I don't really but think about the 108 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:51.519 thousand pounds, sisters, that baby is screwed. All she eats 109 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:58.639 is little Debbie cakes and pizza and fucking just vomitous 110 00:07:59.120 --> 00:08:04.839 boxed food from Walmart. And she drinks like six packs 111 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:08.519 of Soady's a day, that's what she calls them, Sody's. 112 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:16.560 So you telling me her breast milk is more nutritionally 113 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:22.800 complete for an infant than formula, which I know, formula 114 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:26.360 is dogshit, And there's a formula recall every other day 115 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:29.720 for like these similac and fucking icy meal, and I 116 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:32.799 don't be using the simil axe in the icon meals 117 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:37.240 and stuff like that. The heavy metals they're getting recalled 118 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:39.480 all the time. The one that I got in on 119 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:43.399 right now, it's got the simplest ingredients you could possibly 120 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:47.000 find in a formula. It's got whole milk and a 121 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:50.000 mix of seed oils because they gotta put fucking seed 122 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:53.639 oils and everything. But really think about if your diet 123 00:08:53.759 --> 00:08:58.279 contains a large amount of seed oils, because it does, 124 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:02.200 because seed oils are in everything, then your baby's getting 125 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:06.000 seed oils anyways through your breast milk, and my poor baby, 126 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:13.159 with the way my diet is, you know I vape, 127 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:18.759 drink coffee, and eat slim gems, So yeah, no, I 128 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.279 don't think that's a nutritionally complete diet for an infant. 129 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:26.799 And hello, I'm just trying to survive at this point. 130 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:30.279 Look at this little shitthead cat that just jumped up 131 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:32.799 on the fucking thing with me like I want him 132 00:09:32.879 --> 00:09:37.960 up here. I you know, with the topic in mind, 133 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:40.320 I will just tell you straight up, I am an 134 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:45.399 animal lover. I am an animal lover. I love fucking 135 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:52.759 all animals. I love dogs, horses, cows. I love animals 136 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:55.360 more than I love people most of the time, with 137 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:59.799 the caveat of I hate fucking cats. I hate fucking 138 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:04.159 cat And look at this little asshole right here. This 139 00:10:04.279 --> 00:10:08.120 is not my cat. He lives here and he was 140 00:10:08.159 --> 00:10:10.600 here before I moved in, but he is not my 141 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:13.440 cat and he's just look at him, just chilling like 142 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:17.279 I fucking want him up here. He gives me egzima. 143 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:23.279 He don't care about meat whatsoever. And I hate cats, dude. 144 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:25.720 And I'm sure there's some of you out there listening 145 00:10:25.799 --> 00:10:28.279 that's like, oh, I have cats. I love my cats. 146 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.759 My cats love meat. No they don't. Your cats do 147 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:35.600 not love you. Your cats love that you buy things 148 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:39.159 for them, and you provide them a shelter, and you 149 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:41.600 give them a little cat nip every once in a while, 150 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:44.559 and you give them the kibbles. That's what your cat loves. 151 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:50.000 Look at this fucking asshole. Look at him just staring 152 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:54.039 at me. He sharpens his talons on me every chance 153 00:10:54.080 --> 00:10:58.759 he gets. He's almost destroyed my podcast chair just sharpening 154 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:05.320 its fucking talents. He stinks, and he's got a horrible latitude, 155 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:09.320 and you know, shit for personality. So I just don't 156 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:14.600 dogs have unconditional love. They're happy when you get home 157 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:16.679 from work. They want to play with you, they want 158 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:20.639 to lay with you, they want to be around you. Kats, 159 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:24.200 they're too self sufficient for me. I don't like that 160 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:27.080 even in a relationship. I want to feel like you 161 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:30.519 fucking need me. And maybe that's a maybe that's a 162 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:33.600 negative quality, maybe that's not something to be proud of. 163 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:36.519 But if you're so self sufficient that I feel like 164 00:11:36.840 --> 00:11:42.279 you don't need me around, by see you. But you 165 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:53.919 know whatever. I got onto this topic because Netflix is 166 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:59.639 kind of doing a reviving of unsolved mysteries, and they 167 00:11:59.639 --> 00:12:03.360 did episode on the cattle mutilations, and I fucking love cows. 168 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:07.320 They're so cute. I specially love to eat them. But 169 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:09.919 they are so cute. Have you ever seen like a 170 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:13.480 little baby cow? And it's just so oh my god, 171 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:19.399 precious in the little Highland cows. I am obsessed with 172 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:23.840 Highland cows and so yeah, cattle mutilation is really sad, 173 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:27.000 and I don't think I really even understood the concept 174 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:30.000 until I watched the episode which let's not put the 175 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:34.960 cart before the cow. Okay, a few other things that 176 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:38.879 we need to talk about. I don't pick the ads, 177 00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:44.320 you know, And I didn't even really realize what kind 178 00:12:44.399 --> 00:12:47.399 of ads they were putting in my shit until recently. 179 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:51.120 But it's just kind of auto populated in there, and 180 00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:54.919 I think they specifically target people like me to put 181 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:57.879 a bunch of bullshit ads about like Pfizer and flu 182 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:01.480 shots and RSV fuck them. Okay, And if you hate 183 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:06.759 the ads, Patreon is where it's at. It's ad free content. 184 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:09.000 You get all the videos, you get all the stuff. 185 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:14.279 And while we're on it, I got a little surprise 186 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:20.360 for you guys. 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Six months of Cosmic Peach 210 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:08.879 Patreon for free, So sign up now if you have 211 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:13.360 not done so already. And I'm going to be given 212 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:18.080 six months of Patreon to my little sweetheart whoever they 213 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:23.480 may be for Valentine's Day. So just feel like love 214 00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:26.120 is in the air. I love you guys, you know, 215 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:29.519 I hope I offer you a lot because you guys 216 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:32.759 offer a lot to me in return. I love the support, 217 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:35.519 I love everything. I'd give you all six months of 218 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:38.399 Patreon for free if I could afford it, but you 219 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:45.360 know bills, So head on over to the Cosmic Peach 220 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:49.399 Patreon and see what Room two three seven has to 221 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:53.120 offer you, and you will be submitted into the drawing 222 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:59.720 for six months of free Patreon. You know, I'm trying 223 00:15:59.720 --> 00:16:04.320 to corporate more fun stuff like this and more bonus 224 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:08.200 stuff and benefits to Room two three seven. You of 225 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:12.360 course always get early access, full versions of episodes, the 226 00:16:12.360 --> 00:16:15.679 whole shabiguity bang, but it's nice every once in a 227 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:19.559 while to do a little giveaway like this. And you 228 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:25.000 know I follow this girl on I guess I'm a 229 00:16:25.039 --> 00:16:30.679 subscriber to this girl on YouTube and she does ASMR 230 00:16:31.480 --> 00:16:35.919 Sleepy Time ASMR, and she's always doing giveaways, and I 231 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:39.399 don't really enter the giveaways because she's got millions and 232 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:42.679 millions of subscribers. So it would be like a needle 233 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:45.960 in the haystack situation. And I'm good on that. Don't 234 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:49.080 want to get my hopes up, but I thought it 235 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:52.440 would be something cool that I could also incorporate. I'm 236 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.759 really getting into ASMR. In my motherhood days, I used 237 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:58.720 to laugh at the thought of it. I thought it 238 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:00.960 was a weird concept and it almost gave me the 239 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:04.880 creeps a little bit. But you know, I went to 240 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:09.839 go visit my sister and I was talking to my 241 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:12.720 niece in law. I guess is what she would be, 242 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:18.319 and she was showing me her favorite ASMR gals. And 243 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:23.000 there's one that does like this sleepy Time ASMR. And 244 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:27.519 it has rocked my world. It has literally rocked my world. 245 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:31.400 This bitch putting his fucking cat, fucking paw on me. 246 00:17:32.039 --> 00:17:34.720 I swear to God, if I get feline aids from this, 247 00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:40.359 I will never forgive you. Get off of me, Bobby Bouselet. Anyways, 248 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:46.519 after you have dealt with a screaming infant, all day 249 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:52.640 dog sparking, fucking this, going off that, going off, cooking, cleaning, 250 00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:57.759 the whole nine yards. It is so relaxing to sit 251 00:17:57.880 --> 00:17:59.720 down at the end of the night after you've like 252 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:03.039 done your nighttime routine and like cleaned up the house 253 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:05.160 or whatever, put the house to bed for the night, 254 00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:09.799 and you just sit there and you kind of just 255 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:15.240 unwind a little bit, listening to the most simple like 256 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:18.920 clicking sounds, and like, I'm not really into the eating 257 00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:21.680 or the chewing or the mouth sounds, but she'll just 258 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:24.839 like tap on a fucking bag and whatever reason that 259 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:28.279 makes me want to fall asleep immediately, she'll like pretend 260 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.799 to put a little face mask on you and stuff. 261 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:34.960 And I feel like I am the last human being 262 00:18:35.039 --> 00:18:37.680 on earth that would be into something like that, And 263 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:41.599 turns out it might be my thing. I wish I 264 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:47.880 could be an asm rtist, but I just my mouth 265 00:18:48.119 --> 00:18:51.519 is too big and my voice is too loud. But 266 00:18:51.759 --> 00:18:54.279 I guess, let's see if I could give it a try. Here, 267 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:57.400 let's give it. Let me get the microphone really close. 268 00:18:58.880 --> 00:19:14.240 Okay, everybody, we're going to talk about peals, peals, peals, pials, peels, beals. 269 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:22.599 Did that do it for you, kind of did it 270 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:28.680 for me. Not gonna lie anyways. So moving on to 271 00:19:29.039 --> 00:19:34.119 the topic of the hour. Like I said, Netflix is 272 00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:41.720 doing this reviving of the Unsolved Mysteries, and they covered 273 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:46.640 an episode on cattle mutilations. I've screen recorded my favorite 274 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:49.519 snippets that I'm gonna share with you today in case 275 00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:54.960 you don't have Netflix. You know, I probably bootleg this shit. 276 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:59.400 I could get in trouble, ask if I care. Anyways, 277 00:19:59.400 --> 00:20:02.799 A screener recorded the best parts and I'm gonna include 278 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:05.759 them in here because it's just really interesting shit. I 279 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:11.599 thought all this time as a conspiracy theorist, my thoughts 280 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:18.440 were that cattle mutilation was like bloody and gory and 281 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:23.319 just cow parts everywhere, and you know, like the ranchers 282 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.759 would wake up in the morning and go to do 283 00:20:26.839 --> 00:20:30.240 whatever they do with their cows and there would just 284 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:34.559 be fucking hunks and bits of slain cow parts and 285 00:20:34.720 --> 00:20:39.160 fucking dicks and utters all over the place. That is 286 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:46.160 what I thought. But I stand corrected because that is 287 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:50.599 actually the complete opposite of what these ranchers are finding. 288 00:20:51.319 --> 00:20:57.880 And it's really just fascinating to me because if this 289 00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:01.960 stuff is true, and if these are real, and if 290 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:07.720 this is an actual phenomenon, why aren't more people completely 291 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:10.680 creeped out by this? Because by the end of the 292 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:17.799 Unsolved Mysteries episode, I was kind of shook, like I'm 293 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:24.559 not one to ever jump on extraterrestrials, even though I 294 00:21:24.680 --> 00:21:28.640 do enjoy watching ancient aliens. I think that they got 295 00:21:28.799 --> 00:21:32.960 they get half of it right, but then they convoluted 296 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:38.559 with all this UFO stuff. But with the cattle mutilations, 297 00:21:39.680 --> 00:21:46.039 it's like the only thing people jump on is that 298 00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:54.720 it has to be extraterrestrial in nature UFOs or Now. 299 00:21:55.119 --> 00:21:59.240 Don't get me wrong, I think it's something that might 300 00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:06.000 be in them a flavor category, but I don't think 301 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:13.160 it's aliens necessarily, and I definitely don't think that it's roving. 302 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:17.400 This is what they say, not me roving bands of 303 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:23.480 Satan worshippers, because that's just silly to me. Not saying 304 00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:27.720 that there isn't roving bands of Satan worshippers. But the 305 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:35.480 forensics and the crime scenes aren't giving roving band of Satanists. 306 00:22:35.799 --> 00:22:46.920 It's giving supernatural, paranormal, otherworldly, freaky, mysterious, and awe striking. 307 00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:52.960 So I want to play some clips. Some are longer 308 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:55.440 than others, and then we'll meet up in the middle 309 00:22:55.519 --> 00:23:02.319 to kind of discuss our thoughts. And it just it 310 00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:09.000 boggles my mind how And I remember last year sitting there, 311 00:23:09.079 --> 00:23:14.039 big ass pregnant, trying to like find certain topics to cover, 312 00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:17.720 and one of my cousins said, you should cover these 313 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:21.440 brand new cattle mutilations that are popping up in Oregon. 314 00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:25.240 It's crazy. It's the craziest stuff I've ever seen, and 315 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:27.599 I don't think a lot of people are talking about it. 316 00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:33.319 And the second she said cattle mutilations, I was like, oh, 317 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:36.640 hell nah, because I really didn't think there was a 318 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:38.480 lot to it. It's like I said, I thought that 319 00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:40.559 it was like somebody put a cow in a blender 320 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:45.559 and threw the chunks all over the ranch, and that's 321 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:49.079 what it was. But it's not because if it was that, 322 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:54.559 you could easily say animal attack predators, something else going 323 00:23:54.759 --> 00:23:58.200 roving band of Satanists like that would make more sense 324 00:23:58.359 --> 00:24:03.640 with the bloody, massacred Texas chainsaw cow mess all over 325 00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:06.640 the pastures. But that's not what it is at all. 326 00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:09.960 So let's place some clips and then we'll meet back 327 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:14.960 up in the middle and we will discuss our thoughts. 328 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.359 There is fear these days, fear of a modern day 329 00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:22.680 Jack the ripper, whose victims are not people but livestock, 330 00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:26.119 who mutilates them cutting out an ear or tongue, or 331 00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:30.680 heart or sex organ with such surgical precision, investigators can't 332 00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.200 tell what instrument was used. 333 00:24:32.440 --> 00:24:35.519 The cattle were being killed in mysterious ways. 334 00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:41.559 No struggle, no tracks. Her tongue was removed. What are 335 00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:42.759 they doing with her tongue? 336 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:49.400 Witnesses claimed UFOs, satanic cults, and secret government experiments were 337 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:53.240 linked to some of the mutilations. The Missouri farm couple 338 00:24:53.319 --> 00:24:58.039 claimed they witnessed a spacecraft landed a pasture and aliens 339 00:24:58.160 --> 00:24:59.480 operating on a cow. 340 00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:03.359 There's no rhyme or reason for it. Why somebody would 341 00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:07.000 do that to a cow. 342 00:25:29.400 --> 00:25:31.839 I've been ranching in the cow business since I got 343 00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:35.880 out of school, so twenty five years. 344 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.160 That's a hard way to make a living, but I 345 00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:40.880 like the freedom. 346 00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:41.640 You know. 347 00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:44.240 We live in a really remote spot, not a lot 348 00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:49.720 of people around here, and we like it that way. 349 00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:52.759 I think the first time that I ever heard about 350 00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:56.359 cattle mutilations was way back in high school or something. 351 00:25:57.160 --> 00:25:59.200 When you hear that kind of stuff, you just you 352 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:03.079 kind of just ride it off. You don't really believe it. 353 00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:08.160 You just don't think that's gonna really happen to us. 354 00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:15.000 It was early June of twenty twenty one. 355 00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:17.279 We had the heifer. 356 00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:23.240 She wasn't acting right, and we trailed her two miles, 357 00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:27.480 but she was acting odd. As they were gathering heifers, 358 00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:30.599 she was falling to the back and she was the 359 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:34.000 last one through the gate. So I figured we'd go 360 00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:36.279 check on her in a day or two and see 361 00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:44.000 what's going on. Next morning, I got to pick up 362 00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:46.599 drove over the hill to that part of the ranch 363 00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:54.920 to go look at the heifer. That heifer was laying 364 00:26:55.279 --> 00:27:00.799 right up here, dead and mutilated, literally. 365 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:01.359 Right here. 366 00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:07.240 In the middle of where this green patch is. In fact, 367 00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:10.920 it's still a few bones in here. The heifer was 368 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:15.079 laying right here on her right side, and her face 369 00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:21.039 was skinned back, her tongue was removed, and she had 370 00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:24.839 a large straight cut, probably a couple of feet right 371 00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:28.400 behind her shoulder here, and the hide was pulled back. 372 00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:33.920 I was taken aback. I've never seen anything like that ever. 373 00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:41.039 There was zero tracks anywhere, there was no noticeable blood 374 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:44.119 anywhere around the animal, and no sign of a struggle 375 00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:48.200 another thing. So often if you find something dead, I mean, 376 00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:51.559 unless you're on it in the first few hours. Usually 377 00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:57.160 some scavengers, you know, crows, ravens, magpies, coyotes, vultures. 378 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:57.799 Have been on it. 379 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:02.039 But this Heffer, the was mutilated. Nothing would eat her, 380 00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:05.880 nothing wanted to touch her. And it just got the 381 00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:08.880 wheels turning a little bit like maybe she'd been darted 382 00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:15.440 or something. I don't know what kind of drug or 383 00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:17.720 whatever else you maybe would have to have in that dart, 384 00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:24.519 but that Heffer was acting strange. One of the most 385 00:28:24.599 --> 00:28:29.119 troubling things about that mutilation is where it happened. I mean, 386 00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:32.839 this is nowhere that's easy to get to. We take 387 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:37.359 those cattle three miles across the ranch, through canyons, over ridges, 388 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:38.119 everything else. 389 00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:41.400 How did anybody even know there were going to be 390 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:42.240 cattle there that day? 391 00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:45.759 Nobody knew that, so did they follow our cowboys? 392 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:48.960 That was strange. 393 00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:52.799 We know she was alive at twelve thirty in the afternoon, 394 00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:54.240 and we know she was dead at six o'clock the 395 00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:59.279 next morning, and what happened in between, I don't know. 396 00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:05.400 It was odd enough that I called our county sheriff. 397 00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:13.880 They performed their investigation and called me that evening and said, 398 00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:19.519 we've determined that Heffer was killed by a bear. And 399 00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:24.880 I said a bear. I mean, we've never had anything 400 00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:29.200 killed by a bear ever. We do have bears around here, 401 00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:32.920