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Speaker 1: Made decision.

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Speaker 2: Than Sunny sum I Hadurdasione.

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Speaker 1: Nic too week.

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Speaker 2: What's up everybody?

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Speaker 3: What's the folks?

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Speaker 2: Snye, Stephanie, how are you Happy Friday? Happy Friday tgif

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that's right. We're off school today. Oh Jesus in my

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off school too? Noe you guys it's a staff development day.

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Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And for the first time, did I tell you this

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last week that my kids that were skipped we skipped

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open house last night.

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Speaker 2: No, you didn't really sit, No you did. I like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my kids are like, well, so Lbie school is

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doing having a laser tag like a fundraiser, right, so

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their campuses are different. So they so for the middle school,

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they were doing this laser tag thing. And I think

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this is cute because Elbie wanted to go. I love

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laser tag. Zadie and Xander loved laser tag. And Elbie

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really loves laser tag. But she said most of the

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eighth graders are like too cool for school now, they

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don't want to go. But she rounded up a couple friends.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 3: She was like, let's not care about what's cool or not.

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Speaker 1: It's fun.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 4: So Sadie and Xander were like last year, the same

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thing happened. Their open house was on the same night

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as the Laser Tag. Huh, And we went to their

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open house and this year they're like, we've seen We've

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been there, done that, Like you know what goes on

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in our classroom. They're not even interested anymore. They're such

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lame ducks. Yeah we got to graduate. They're like, no,

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we'd rather go to laser Tag.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, great with men, God tell me twice, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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that's good.

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Speaker 3: Open house is so dumb. It is one hour.

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Speaker 2: The actual open house part where you go in the

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classroom is for one hour.

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Speaker 1: Guess what.

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Speaker 2: I can go in the classroom anytime I want out

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and look around. I want to go in the morning,

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I could walk around, Hey, what are you guys doing?

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This looks cool exactly? How about after school, I can

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they can show me whatever. Why do we have to

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have a special night for that. I know I don't

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need to see Sonny's lame drawings anymore either, By the way,

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and that the fact that you teachers can't put it

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up with the rest of the class. You gotta have

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it like down in the corner, like facing towards the wall.

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Basically his artwork once was Oh my god, it was awful,

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like a r I think, God, that torture is over

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and his science fair thing on the side and make

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the god I don't giant out of boxes. Yes, oh

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my god. Yeah, he beat the system because he took

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a shoe box painted at black, he said, and he

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put two dots on it, and he says, it's a domino.

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I beat the system. The fuck does that mean? Okay,

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he's a whole I don't know. I know, I kind

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of understand he's saying, but still I don't know. I

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just I'm so glad that charade is over with. I

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know there are a lot of parents that would be like,

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and I listen one of them, it would be like, oh,

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it's fifth grade.

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Speaker 3: They don't do that in middle school that time. But

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you know what, good good Ran.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I'm saying goodbye one year early. I

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went all the way through it with Elbie. I've seen

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every Also, I've seen a lot of those.

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Speaker 2: Classrooms twice at this point. Oh yeah, I've had some

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of those teachers.

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Speaker 4: Some of those teachers, I'm on my third time with

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them because Elbie had one of them and then Sadie

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had one, and now Xander has the same teacher. Guess what,

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I know what they do already. I've seen it, been there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, not to be a grouch.

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Speaker 2: What else is going on?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's see, I was last week or early in

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the week.

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Speaker 4: I was telling you about the weekend, and I hadn't

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gotten to This is not super noosy, but I got

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robbed at them.

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Speaker 2: All you did you got?

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Speaker 3: I got shaken down.

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Speaker 2: Well no, but it's my own fault. And I just

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I'm going to tell you this, and I know because

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I know you've been there, so and I actually was there.

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I'm not saying I'm not rich.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so I am somebody who definitely looks for sales.

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Speaker 3: I buy a lot of stuff at Target.

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Speaker 2: Me too.

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Speaker 4: I try not to buy my kids new stuff all

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the time, and if I do, it's like a T

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shirt here and there, you know.

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Speaker 2: But I got to say, Elvi's at this age where

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she you know, she's into what she wears.

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Speaker 4: And as we've talked about, I just I remember, I

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think something gets brought up in me where I remember.

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Speaker 3: Each thing I had, each thing I got was.

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Speaker 2: Such a big deal because I got like two pairs

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of jeans, and I didn't always get like the exact

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kind I wanted that I felt so cool, and I

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got like something like adjacent yes for a j got

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like Shimendi phi and not even.

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Speaker 4: Necessarily the rip I mean I did. I did go

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through that phase where my mom tried to buy me

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the rip off.

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Speaker 2: But then I think we got to a point where

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it was like she was like, you don't need guess,

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so you can get just a pair of jeans.

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Speaker 3: That are cute.

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Speaker 2: Where it's like I just never you know, I just

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remember always feeling like I don't have really cute clothes,

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So I guess I get a little bit like because

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also because Elbie doesn't.

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Speaker 3: She's not a kid who's like can I have this?

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Can I have that? Can I have this?

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Speaker 2: She's not right.

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Speaker 4: She understands that most of the time I'm going to

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say no. But we're at So we're at the mall. Okay,

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So here's what happened. Sadie and Sadie had a friend

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come over. And I love this girl. This is the

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one that I always tell you I just adore I

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adore this. This is the one who stopped being friends

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with Sadie for.

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Speaker 2: Like a year, right, and she would and then you

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guys they got back, Like they're back, yeah, okay, Like

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why didn't we talk? Yes?

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Speaker 4: But in my defense, Sadie definitely got blown off by

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the girl, right, and the mom wouldn't talk to me

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about it.

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Speaker 2: Remember, I was like trying not to be needy but

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being like, what happened? Is everything okay? And she'd be like, yeah,

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they're just busy. She's just busy.

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Speaker 4: She wasn't busy. She wasn't friends with my kid anymore.

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And my heart is still a little broken about it.

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But I'm happy that they're back. And the girl could

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not be cuter. She's really fun, she's so easy. And

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also the mom is really nice. She's just an easy,

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cool mom. That's so plus, it's so nice, and now

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that they're kind of friends again, it's like I texted

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the mom on.

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Speaker 2: Saturday and I was like, Hey, what's your daughter doing.

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Speaker 4: I've said her name before, it doesn't matter because I

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only say nice things, but her name is Leila. But

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I was like, hey, what's Leyla doing? And she's like, Oh,

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she's busy today and tonight, but she's free tomorrow. I

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was like, great, can I take So the next day

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I was like, hey, is she still free? Can I

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take her to the mall? She's like sure, yeah, no problem.

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What time do you want her?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 2: She comes over again. Just the kind of kid that's

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fun and outgoing, but not too fun and outgoing where

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you're like, right, settle down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she's just upbeat.

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Speaker 4: And if Sadie's like Sadie likes kids that like, she

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doesn't want to be the boss all the time and

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you have to come up with everything. So if Sadie's like, hey,

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so we'll go to the mall, Hey do you want to?

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So Sadie said, can we walk around on our own?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: I started letting ELV do that at eleven, so I

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was like, sure, this girl's got like a it's not

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an Apple watch, but it's like a smart watch. So

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she can get phone calls on it. But it's not

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like check your email or anything, but she can get

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a call on it. So I got added to her

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contact So anyway, it was fine with her mom. I

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let them walk around for an hour. They were I

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gave like Sadie like ten bucks and then they were

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shopping and then they told me that they went into

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the Gucci store.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, okay, imagine a little too, because.

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Speaker 3: Sadie is hilarious. So I guess Sadie and Barrett was.

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Speaker 2: She goes.

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Speaker 4: I really wanted to ask, like how much stuff was huh?

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She said, people, we're.

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Speaker 3: Looking at us. You know the Tapanga Mall.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I love that, how though, like how they'll have like

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they have stores with security guards.

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Speaker 3: I haven't they have a Tiffany store.

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Speaker 2: They do?

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Speaker 3: They have like a Chanelle store. They act like they're Rodeo.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: It's the like, guys, you're the Tapanga mall.

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Speaker 2: Relax, yeah, settled down. You're in the valley. That was

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my mall growing up. They had an ice cream. They

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had an ice skating rink. I say that, Yeah, that's well,

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that was the one. That's solf. That was the promenade mall.

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Then there's the big mall is like a few blocks north.

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Wait a minute, No, the promenade is on to pang

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A down more south. If you're coming from where I lived.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, we're being like that SNL schedule

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now I am.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the Okay to Panga Mall had an ice

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ice skating well across the street. But now the promenade

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has an ice skating rink outdoor rink.

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Speaker 4: Well okay, so there it goes ice skating rink, then

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the village and now the big, the big Panga mall.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, the point is that it's a huge.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, they had a great time, and then I was

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also with Xander and Elbe and then so Xander, were

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you know how Xander works me for those brands.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he likes the brands, brands, brands, brands. Yeah,

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He's like everything has to be well, he's okay with uh.

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He likes Nike, he likes Adidas, he likes Champion. So

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he wears the T shirt, but it has to be

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a long sleeved T shirt with like a cool brand.

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Speaker 2: He's so finicky. Really, oh my god, it's hilarying. It's funny.

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We were just talking about boys and their brands and

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their clothes. Because I took the girls to the mall

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in Italian Olivia, and we left Sonny out of basketball

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with his friends. But Sonny's best friend was there, Jensen

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and the other kids. They weren't playing that day, but

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they were dressed. I was like, Jensen and his skinny jeans.

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He looks so cute with a gel in his hair, Like,

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why can't Sonny dress nice like that? Sonny wears the

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same thing every day, every single day. He wear he

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just wears pumas or whatever, sweat shorts. He doesn't wear pants,

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he shorts, sweat. If it has a tie, he wears it.

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If it's got buckles or a belt or any it's

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sweat shorts and a T shirt and his UCLA jacket

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every single day. Yeah, that's kind of Xander every day, right,

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But so, but Sonny like doesn't like but his friends

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now are getting older and I'm seeing them, like, they're

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all dressed nice. If I don't see them on a day,

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usually see him in his basketball. But now I'm looking

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at Jensen going what why? And Natali's like, I know right,

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it makes me mad toom Like in fact, NATAI told

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you this. She had an outing with the boys and

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the boys got to pick an outfit out for the girls,

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and the girls got to pick an outfot out for

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the bulls. Sonny didn't want any part of that. He

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didn't know. That's a waste of his time, is to

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go to the small like he does not want to

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look at clothes at all.

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Speaker 3: Well, he will eventually, but he's so cute he doesn't

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need to.

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Speaker 2: I guess not, but I mean, I don't know. It's

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just he would nice, be nice.

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Speaker 3: I don't think the girls though.

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Speaker 2: Notice the way the guys us that much, because I

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do now at this age, they do. I think because

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Natalians She brings it up a lot. And also Natalia's

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Jensen seat partner, which is kind of funny. She imitates him,

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but so she sees him every you know. She goes, yeah, mom,

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he dresses nice. Every day. He goes. All of Sonny's

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friends dressed nice. Sonny's the only one that doesn't. I'm like, really,

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they all dressed nice. She goes, not nice nice, but yeah,

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they they will show up in jeans, skinny jeans. Sonny

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would never put jeans on to save his life. Well,

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it's funny that you would say that, because we were

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in this store Tilly's, which LB told me is too

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edgy for her.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, I laughed out loud.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is my kid.

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Speaker 3: It's such a basic bit.

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Speaker 2: So she really is, and she will tell you that

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she's very She's like, I'm basic yeah, I don't every

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too edgy.

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Speaker 4: I was like, too edgy. I go, this is sort

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of like surf clothes. And she goes, mom, it's not

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surf clothes, and I was like, yes it is. She goes,

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it's skater clothes. That's a different I go, isn't that

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the same thing?

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Speaker 3: She goes, No. It's like, all right, I feel like

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Adam now I talk at that point.

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Speaker 2: I right, yeah, I thought it was so funny, and

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I showed her a couple of things that were actually

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cute that she went, oh, well, I haven't seen that.

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Speaker 4: But Xander likes edgy skate clothes. Okay, but he's super

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picky about he needs a new pair jeans. He's grown

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out of his jeans. He needs new ones.

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Speaker 2: He's like a size so he's eleven, like almost eleven

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and a half, so he needs to wear like a

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size twelve at this point.

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Speaker 1: But they fit fun.

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Speaker 3: So he tried on a couple pairs of jeans. But

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he has this such a specific thing.

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Speaker 4: They have to be ripped, they have to be a

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certain color, they can't be too dark. They need to

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have be distressed, not acid washed, not too thick, kind

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of ripped. And then they have to be kind of

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skinny jeans because we tried on the pair jeans. He's like, Mom,

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look at the leg because they were kind of straight cut,

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and he goes, they're two like straight. I go, all right,

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I see what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: They're kind of boxy, they're kind of like they just

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go He goes, yeah, it's just Mom, it's just not cool.

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I don't like that.

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Speaker 3: Then your leg needs to come in a little bit.

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I was like, okay, yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 4: But then I show him skinnier jeans and he's like,

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I don't like where the rip it like it's He's

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very specific, super specific. So I'm like, so we didn't

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buy those jeans. But then he had the T shirts

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have to be a brand long sleeve.

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Speaker 2: It's just a very specific look that he's going after,

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which is so funny. Okay, so I get him a

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T shirt at the Witch Hilly's okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, so Sadie gets a lot of Elbe's hand me down,

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so I don't spend a lot on her. Now, Alby's

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getting ready to go to camp. Alby's got plenty of clothes,

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but I do notice. I'm just saying that a lot

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of her friends.

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Speaker 4: They shop a lot, yeah, I know, and these all

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spend a lot of money at the mall, and LB

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and I have talked about it because her friends will

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bring like one hundred bucks to the mall, I know,

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and I don't know, like they don't need that all

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these clothes, right, And Elbie's like, I know, I'm just saying, like,

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I'll send LBB twenty dollars, and She's like, these girls

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are whipping out and they're not super rich, right, So

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I don't know what the deal is. And I'm not

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saying that I'm trying to keep up with the Joneses,

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but LB, but it has been wanting. She's really into

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gene shorts. Uh huh okay, And I feel old school

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in the fact that I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, why are these shorts forty dollars? That seems insane

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to me.

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Speaker 2: I know, right, you are so fucking expensive.

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Speaker 4: Right, But then I always go like, you could get

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a pair of gene shorts at Target for fifteen dollars,

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Like why do we need to spend forty dollars? So

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I my first response is to go, no, right, I'm

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not buying gene shorts at pacsun right, No, it's too

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expensive either way, till they're on sale.

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Speaker 3: Wait till you have a gift card like that's but

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that's like then I.

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Speaker 2: Then you start.

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Speaker 3: But then I she's like, I just want to show

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you that. I just want to show you for the style,

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like the kind of Jeane shorts.

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Speaker 2: I like. So then I go into Pacsun with her

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and she's she's just so cute line and I ended

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up buying her two pairs.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I spent a hundred bucks at pac

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Son because she showed me these gins.

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Speaker 3: She tried on a whole bunch of.

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Speaker 2: Them, and I was cute, fucking cuting.

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Speaker 3: I know, she's she was like a teenager.

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Speaker 2: And then she so there were two pairs that she

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and she was not asking me to buy her bowl

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and they were kind of similar Lynette, I don't know

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what came over me. She they were very similar, but

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one was like a little bit even more daisy dukes,

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like totally ripped, and then the other pair was like

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a little more decent, kind of rolled up at the

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and she had.

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Speaker 3: Tried them both on and she was like, I don't

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know which one. I was like, I'm going to get

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you a pair.

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Speaker 4: I don't care, I'm getting you a pair, and she

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was like, okay, just which one we'd narrowed down to

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these two.

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Speaker 3: Right, and she was like, I mean, I really like

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these because I really like.

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Speaker 4: The bottom because they're afraid, but they are like a

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little bit short, so I feel like I would wear.

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Speaker 3: The other ones more. And I just went, fucking, I'm

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buying them both.

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Speaker 2: And then I had that terrible I know, like, what

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am I wrong with?

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Speaker 1: What am I doing? Why would I do that?

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Speaker 3: They're so similar?

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Speaker 1: She could be fine with just one. What happened to me?

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Speaker 2: Then while I was at it, I bought our tank tok.

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She needs something to wear at the short I know.

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But then I was like, I draw the line with

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that other shirt you want. If you want that one,

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you could. We don't have a gift card. I'm gonna

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be tough hundred hundred bucks later. I know.

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Speaker 3: I know what happened when that she doesn't need.

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Speaker 2: Two pairs of rip Jet first they're almost identical. Yeah,

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I know, but like, how often does that happen? How

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often are you at the mall? I mean to shop

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for clothes with her, and it's Lbie two, Like I know,

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it's Elbie. Like if it was Natalia, I would be no, no, no.

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But when it's somebody that doesn't, that's so appreciative. And

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that's somebody that doesn't always you know, she's not always

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talk in me for a new cler right, she hardly

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ever asks for anything exactly, so you know my view,

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it's like, look good to buy him, you know whatever.

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This made her so happy too. I bought her love,

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that's right, I bought some love. So she's just always

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she's just ripe, that's always.

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Speaker 3: Like not really And she was so like what I

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bet shocked?

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Speaker 2: I bet because because first I was mad that shorts

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were forty dollars in the first place.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like, you know what,

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I'm buying them both, and she was, honestly her face

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she was like what. And I was like, I just

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don't want to make you choose. Oh, plus, need more

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than one pair of shorts for the summer, yeah in

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a camp.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: I was like, that's laundry for me, right.

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Speaker 2: She'll get a ton of use out of them. I mean,

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come on, I know, but I was like, I think

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I'm Eric Jane Eric the Real Housewives. I was buying

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random shorts, buying two pairs.

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Speaker 4: I know, living on the edge, And I was like, well,

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if Kyle can buy herself two Rolexes at shopping spree,

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she can spend fourteen thousand dollars on a watch.

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Speaker 3: It's two watches. I can buy two pairs of Jean shorts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Fact, like I'm rich exactly, act like I'm somebody.

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Was her friend with her at the mall with you guys.

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So Sadie and her friend were off shop not Elbie's,

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and we were with Xander was like tagging along with us.

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Speaker 3: Oh so then at one point, so we met back

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up with Sadie and.

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Speaker 2: Her friend and then shopped over at that After they

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shopped at Gucci and walked around and bought themselves headbands.

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Speaker 3: They went to Forever twenty one and got themselves headbands.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 3: The thing that's funny, many.

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Speaker 2: Bucks will get you pretty far Forever twenty one. Oh yeah,

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they bought they bought socks.

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Speaker 3: They each had money.

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Speaker 2: Oh. They went to Bath and Body and found a

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motion on sale and got themselves. This is what I love.

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Speaker 4: It was like a buy one, get one free, but

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they each bought one and then you get a third one.

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Speaker 3: Somehow whatever they did. They worked some.

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Speaker 4: Sale and they found a sale and then they got

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themselves a headband and a pair of socks.

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Speaker 3: Forever twenty one.

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Speaker 2: That's that's the best. I love Forever twenty one.

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Speaker 4: So then I gave them another ten dollars to share

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to go shopping. And meanwhile, I'm spending one hundred dollars

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on jean shorts and don't tell them that was when

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I was alone. I'm like, okay, you can have ten

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dollars and you guys can go right right. Yeah, but

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it was really funny. The girl is really funny, and

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she's just fun and Sadie's always in such a good

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mood with her.

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Speaker 2: That's nice.

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Speaker 4: Did she spend the night or just no, because it

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was Sunday. And then oh, so then they took Xander

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with them and the three of them went shopping and

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I was just with LB, I see, and that's when

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we bonded. Yeah, and I spent too much money. But

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then I'd already bought Xander the shirt. I was like,

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oh my god, I am like, I know a Beverly

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Hills HOUSEWI. It's just money for this. And then you're

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buying them lunch and then they're having for lunch, and

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ice cream is twenty two dollars.

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Speaker 2: To get, Like it's insane. I know. I was just

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gonna go to the I needed a shirt for yeah,

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for the tenth anniversary thing because I wear the same

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thing all the time. And I'm like, fine, I'm gonna

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go to the mall and get a shirt. And then

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I was like, Natalia, why do not mean you go

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to the mall. You can help me find a shirt.

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And then she's like, okay, can Olivia come all right?

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And then it turned into we're gonna go do our thing.

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We're just gonna walk around the grove. And then this

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is why I hate going to the mall, because I'm

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at the mall and I'm on a mission. But then

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I see a makeup store like nyx E. I love that, Okay,

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So I go in there and she's like sit down,

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and I'm like, I do need foundation. And now I'm

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sitting there for twenty minutes. She's doing my makeup and

471
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,240
I saw I use this on you, and she's showing

472
00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:54,319
me twenty five different things. I just wanted foundation, and

473
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,240
I feel bad, so I buy the foundation, and then

474
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:59,279
I bought the color correction and I bought the brush

475
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,599
that oh I have the brush. So I got that.

476
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,119
But then this is why and then you never use

477
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,000
it because I'm like, no, I know. Then I get home,

478
00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:07,839
I'm like, what was I think I looked great? Was

479
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,440
not because of the brush? No, I know, I know.

480
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,720
Now I have a brush, right and along with eight

481
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,480
finger anyway, like yeah, exactly, one way. Everything like it's

482
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,400
all about the brush. I know.

483
00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 3: Brush, it's twenty five dollars. It's a great brush.

484
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,799
Speaker 2: It really lost last year. You can plain it. Yes,

485
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,119
they do that. And then you know what happens. You

486
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,480
get bristles all over your face. You're stuck with now

487
00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:30,920
you've got hair all over your face. Yeah, I hate that.

488
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:33,319
So then I was like, I haven't had a watch

489
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,759
in a long time. And then I watched the Kyle

490
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,799
thing with the watch right and the watch gout put

491
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,519
in my head and I was like, I want to

492
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,359
watch I'm gonna buy myself a nice watch. So I bought.

493
00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:46,119
I bought this watch. Oh it's pretty. It's a what's

494
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,759
it called, it's a Sonola or whatever. Okay, it was

495
00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:52,759
like it was it was twenty percent off, big woop.

496
00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:55,559
It was like three hundred bucks. Oh yeah, but I

497
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,039
haven't had a watch in a long time, and I

498
00:21:57,079 --> 00:21:57,519
will wear that.

499
00:21:57,599 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 3: You have it post made it to you.

500
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did know, so I buy it. It's really

501
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,240
pretty thank you, and it's pretty simple, but it's my style.

502
00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:07,599
YE like to be people to see. I wanted to

503
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,279
see the number, and then they had the ones with

504
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,559
all the like Roman numerals. I'm like, shit, what the fuck?

505
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,759
I can't I can't even see real numbers, Like I'm blind.

506
00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:16,839
I'm not gonna I want to watch that. Now you

507
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,039
have watches that have numbers on the face, please, And

508
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,920
she's like, I got this navy blue, and I'm like,

509
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,480
that's weird.

510
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: Dark, I know.

511
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have to be paying English, please, you

512
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,200
speak English on the watch? I know?

513
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 3: With these squiggly lines, what is that?

514
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

515
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 2: What is that? So? What is it? Is this? The

516
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:40,720
Rams football games? It's a super Bowl number? So okay,

517
00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:44,119
but my point is is then every time every stop

518
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,160
I made, so then I was.

519
00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: Then I was.

520
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 2: I was in it first of all. Okay, So I

521
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:51,799
was in the Bloomingdale's. I went to Macy's and I

522
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,960
looked around and did a lap in Macy's and I

523
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,160
was like, wow, Macy's has really gone downhill, Like I

524
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,720
can't stand anything I'm looking at right now. I just

525
00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:02,680
had silk material I hate, and all the flowery everything's

526
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,480
floral now, and colors just were like I was like,

527
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:08,319
you get over stimulated in department stores too. I'm like,

528
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,039
settle down with all these departments. Right.

529
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,599
Speaker 4: First of all, why don't you just have all the

530
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,160
women's clothes in one section, right, I don't need eighteen

531
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:19,279
hundred different I don't need the Eileen Fisher brand over

532
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,680
in this corner. And then upstairs as you got it

533
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,319
for if you want athletic war, you go to the

534
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:23,960
third floor.

535
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,599
Speaker 2: No, keep everything to get walking, I know. So then

536
00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,160
I was like, okay, I bought like a T shirt.

537
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,640
I bought a T shirt I don't know. Oh oh

538
00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:39,200
so in Macy's. So then I was like I don't

539
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,319
see anything that I like. It was too casual. It's

540
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:42,720
going to wear that one. But then I was like this,

541
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,759
this is a little casual. And then so then I go,

542
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,160
oh they have Bloomingdale. Oh okay, so I go to

543
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,480
blooming NEOs. Anyway, that's when I bought That's when I

544
00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,079
walked by the watch section. I was like, well, let

545
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,039
me get a watch on my way now. Meanwhile, it's

546
00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:56,039
an hour later, and I said, I'll meet you girls

547
00:23:56,079 --> 00:23:59,079
back in an hour. I've done nothing nothing. An hour

548
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,559
of gone by, I stopped. I got my whole makeup done.

549
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,559
I got a whole face of makeup and a T shirt,

550
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,960
a workout T shirt that I'm supposed to buy a

551
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,920
nice shirt for a nice event. I buy a workout

552
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,839
T shirt wear for a work onut, right. So then

553
00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:15,759
so then I go, Okay, I go to Bloomingdale's. Okay,

554
00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:18,440
They're gonna have this nice stuff. So then I'm walking around,

555
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,599
I get the watch, and then she does this thing.

556
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,960
She goes, would you like all the time they do this?

557
00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: You do?

558
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,799
Speaker 2: You have a Macy's cart, you have a Bloomingdale's card,

559
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,400
you have a nord Strump card. Now you don't have

560
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,359
a fuck I have a credit card. I'm just gonna

561
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,960
pay with my credit card, thank you. Now, would you

562
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,359
like to open one? You'll save tw it? And I

563
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,720
know that I know I could save money, but no,

564
00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:39,400
I don't. I don't want ten cards. I don't need

565
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,880
a Bloomingdale's card, I don't need a macy I just

566
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,480
want to buy my thing and leave. Can I just go, okay,

567
00:24:44,519 --> 00:24:47,039
what's your phone number? I'm like, what, why do you

568
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,720
need my phone number? Run up your account right now.

569
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,640
You can save right twenty percent, and then the next

570
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,160
time you come back, you can save five percent, and

571
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,960
then there's gonna be a sale, but only for people

572
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,279
who have a Macy's card. And then you're like, okay, right, oh,

573
00:24:58,519 --> 00:25:00,480
or if you want to buy this now, come back

574
00:25:00,519 --> 00:25:02,480
in five days and pick it up, because then that's

575
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:03,759
when we're going to have the sale. Why don't you

576
00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:07,519
do that? Like no, I just want my shit. So

577
00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:10,039
I'm buying the watch. Then she does the thing where

578
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,519
the watch doesn't I'm like, well, wait a second. So

579
00:25:12,559 --> 00:25:14,519
I'm buying this watch, but it's loose. Now I gotta

580
00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:17,559
go get it tightened. And she goes, yes, it's only

581
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,799
up the stairs and three doors down, three doors down

582
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,440
from the mall, not from a store. I've got to

583
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,799
go outside of the mall and walk down to a

584
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,200
watch place apparently to get.

585
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 3: I said, can they do it right there?

586
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,599
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted. I said no, and then she's like, ma'am,

587
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,240
we you know I actually do have somebody broke my

588
00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:39,640
tool that I could have done it, but somebody broke it,

589
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,160
and I was like, well, then forget it. She goes, oh,

590
00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:44,920
she didn't want to lose the sale, right, because I go,

591
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,880
I'm not going to this is what I I just

592
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,720
want to buy my watch and leave. I don't want

593
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:51,759
to give you my social Security number and my phone

594
00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:54,240
number and put my pen and then I don't want

595
00:25:54,279 --> 00:25:56,119
to write, and then I don't want to walk ten

596
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,279
blocks down to I got two girls waiting for me

597
00:25:58,319 --> 00:26:01,240
because they're hungry. Can I just get a walk and watch?

598
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:03,920
Her don't? Right? And then I'm like maybe. Then I'm

599
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,119
trying not other watches to see if they fit, just

600
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,519
because I don't want to go get it sized right.

601
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,440
And then I'm like, what am I doing? I want

602
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,519
to get the one watch? So she said no, no, no, no, no,

603
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,119
actually let me. She goes, are you in hurry? And

604
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,000
I go I go, why do I seem like I'm

605
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:19,880
in a hurry? She goes, yes, but I will do

606
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,519
it as fast as I can if you can come

607
00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:24,000
back in fifteen twenty minutes. And I was like, all right,

608
00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:27,440
because I was gonna go upstairs right anyway. So then

609
00:26:27,839 --> 00:26:30,200
she says, so then she fixes it. I come back

610
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,759
and then she goes, so you don't want to I said, no,

611
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,400
I don't want to open up things. She goes, okay,

612
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,799
well I'll tell you what I want to do. Now

613
00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:39,160
she's trying to like scan numbers, and she goes, cause,

614
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,839
are you going to still buy something here? And I go,

615
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,039
uh yeah, and then she goes, well, then you'll get

616
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,359
you'll get your you'll get a discount. When you go

617
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,319
upstairs to go buy your shirt, you'll get a disc

618
00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:49,799
So she's scanning a number and she's not getting it,

619
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,599
and I'm waiting. I'm waiting when Natalia is calling and calling,

620
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,680
where are you? Where are you? Where are you? We're hungry,

621
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,359
We're hungry. Just wait, just wait, I said, I still

622
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,960
need to She goes, you didn't get a shirt yet.

623
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:02,079
Speaker 3: I go to Talia's like, mom, we're bonding right now.

624
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,759
Speaker 2: Now. That's our mother daughter, Olivia and I have already

625
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:10,359
bonded here. So I'm like, lady, please can I just said,

626
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,160
can I just get my watch? I just want to

627
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,119
get my watch and go she goes, no, no, you

628
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,160
are you are you're getting your watch? And then she's

629
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,960
trying to skin she goes this way, you give them

630
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,599
your phone number, and she's like talking while she's trying

631
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:23,000
to do it. Then you'll get You'll get like she's

632
00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,400
trying to drown out the situation that she's trying to

633
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,400
scan the thing and it's not it's not beeping.

634
00:27:27,759 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 3: Then it beef.

635
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: Then she goes on to the next thing, and I'm like,

636
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,720
oh my god, what are you wrong with department stores?

637
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,319
Speaker 3: I hate them all.

638
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,519
Speaker 2: Hate that every time.

639
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,599
Speaker 4: If you try to ever buy anything from like a

640
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,440
clinique counter or estay lotter, it's it's in the same thing.

641
00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need like your firstborns.

642
00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 2: Yes, they want your phone number. You're like, well, that

643
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,559
social Security number is in a card in a safe

644
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,480
positive box.

645
00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 3: You're like, well, could you go get it?

646
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,039
Speaker 2: Yeah?

647
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: No I can't.

648
00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:50,839
Speaker 3: I know, just can you call your bank?

649
00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: No, it just doesn't air.

650
00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna get five percent off, but we have.

651
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 2: And then they want to go above and beyond and

652
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,759
help you. Right, they're gonna help. She's gonna help me

653
00:27:58,839 --> 00:28:02,279
by scanning something to attach it to my phone number.

654
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,519
I don't know what she's doing, what magic she's doing.

655
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,480
So then after twenty minutes of this retart sorry, this

656
00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:11,559
stupid situation. Then I go upstairs to go by what

657
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,359
I gotta get, and then I'm checking out, and then

658
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,799
she goes, do you have a phone number with us?

659
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,200
And I go, oh, my god, I'll get this, I know.

660
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,720
I go, but okay, So the lady downstairs put my

661
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:25,759
number in my phone number, so now I'm gonna finally

662
00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:28,039
something's gonna pay off. So I'm up there now I

663
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,559
give her my phone number and she goes, no, you're

664
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,680
not in the system, and I going, god, I just

665
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,440
bought it. I said, see this watch. I just bought

666
00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:38,240
this watch like three hundred dollars downstairs about ten minutes ago,

667
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:40,559
king me, you know, she just did this whole thing.

668
00:28:41,079 --> 00:28:44,160
And I stood there because I wanted to discount. So

669
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,960
and she goes, well, sometimes when, oh, before I gave

670
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,200
her that whole thing. She's She goes, sometimes the phone

671
00:28:50,279 --> 00:28:52,039
number is old. And I go no, no, no, no, no,

672
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:55,119
I was you're like you but ten minutes old, right,

673
00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,519
because I gave it to her ten minutes ago. Right.

674
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:00,359
Then she goes, oh, no, only my phone number didn't fire.

675
00:29:01,519 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: She does this.

676
00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 2: Then she goes, let me call downstairs. They go, oh, no,

677
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,200
fucking check me out. I gotta go. This is why

678
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,240
I don't like to go to the mall. I mean,

679
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:13,440
imagine if you're behind somebody that wants to take advantage

680
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,359
of all this. Oh yeah, I do want to open

681
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,039
up a car. Then you're standing there waiting and waiting

682
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:21,039
and waiting, and then she's opening up her car, opening

683
00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:22,799
up her own credit card, or then she's putting it,

684
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:25,240
or she's got to return something. I always get behind

685
00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:28,319
the person's got to return something too, all the you know,

686
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,599
and it's just like this. This is why he goes

687
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,799
to This is why I shop online. Yes, you know,

688
00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:35,799
I know the kids like going to the mall, but

689
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,119
I get totally defeated by all those lines and all

690
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,440
those dumb people and all the hassle, and they never

691
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:46,440
have anything I want. I like to go to either

692
00:29:46,599 --> 00:29:49,680
just go to TJ Max or go to like Nordstone Rack,

693
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,440
like one store and it's got a lot of different choices.

694
00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:55,759
But then half the time, this is another problem I have, though,

695
00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:58,559
I'm so glad you bought yourself a watch, because I

696
00:29:58,759 --> 00:30:01,839
end up spending money on the kids, and I won't

697
00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:04,000
even buy myself a pair of s I'll talk myself

698
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:04,400
out of it.

699
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 3: I'll be like, do I really know? I literally went

700
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,480
wanted to go to the mall because I was because

701
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,039
John made fun of me the other day.

702
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 4: Because I was wearing this pair of camouflage sweats and

703
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:19,000
it wasn't I'm wearing a pair of now, but it

704
00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:21,160
was a different pair. I have this pair of green

705
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:25,200
camouflage sweats, and there are men's sweats, and I love

706
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:27,920
those sweats. And sometimes do I wear them like two

707
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,920
days in a row? Possibly three?

708
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yes, I sleep in them two? Yeah?

709
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:34,599
Speaker 3: Did I sleep in them and wear them three days

710
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:35,839
in a row? Maybe I did?

711
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,319
Speaker 4: Okay, so assume me I wasn't going to the gym

712
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,960
during the middle of that time. Sometimes I'll change out

713
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:44,200
of them, put on something else. Oh, you're not an animal,

714
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,960
and then I put I not a monster.

715
00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:49,839
Speaker 3: John goes, Honey, can I no offense? He's like, I'm

716
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,680
just asking the innocent question. Have you showered in.

717
00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:57,279
Speaker 2: Between wearing those sweats for three days?

718
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,799
Speaker 4: And I was like, maybe I haven't, Maybe I haven't.

719
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:03,880
I'm trying to keep some mystery relationship. You don't need

720
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,119
to know every shower I take.

721
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

722
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 4: So anyway, I was like, part of the problem is

723
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:10,880
I have a few pairs of sweats, and I like

724
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,240
to wear sweats me too a lot, but I don't

725
00:31:14,319 --> 00:31:17,160
like to constantly do laundry. So maybe I should just

726
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,559
get myself another pair of sweats, oh, because I have

727
00:31:19,759 --> 00:31:23,160
one pair that is freed, and I'm like, you know,

728
00:31:24,079 --> 00:31:26,960
I'm an adult woman, I can have more than one

729
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,519
pair of sweats, Like, I don't need to.

730
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: They're my play clothes. I need to wear stuff that

731
00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:33,960
has holes in it. I can throw those away.

732
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,759
Speaker 1: But then I won't.

733
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,319
Speaker 4: I will literally talk myself out of buying sweats that

734
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,440
are like sixteen dollars.

735
00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:42,359
Speaker 2: I'll be like, no, I really need them, yeah, Because then.

736
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,079
Speaker 3: Also I'm like, no, I don't want to try them on.

737
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,559
Speaker 1: I know that's the hat.

738
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,079
Speaker 3: I've got to take off my shoes.

739
00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: I know I don't want to try anything, take off

740
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,200
my yoga pants, put on a pair of sweats that

741
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,920
I know what sweats look like.

742
00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 3: So then they're like, maybe I should just buy them.

743
00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:57,119
Speaker 1: But then I go.

744
00:31:57,559 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 3: Then I look at the line and I go.

745
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: Talk myself, I really need another purse.

746
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 3: What I mean I have three?

747
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, And then I leave. But then

748
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,839
I spend one hundred dollars on all the Canjeane shorts.

749
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: That's the thing.

750
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,279
Speaker 2: No problem, right, no problemly right as you would say.

751
00:32:11,359 --> 00:32:14,279
But you know, look here myself. I can't spend ten dollars.

752
00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:17,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't.

753
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,559
Speaker 2: The thing is is like I never go to the mall.

754
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,400
I haven't gone to them all a long time. I'm

755
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,720
still wearing makeup that I've had for years. Like you know,

756
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,319
I buy it at Right Aid. So to my wonder,

757
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,759
there they are the same brand that's at Right Aid,

758
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,640
ny X or whatever. It has their own store now

759
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,680
at the mall, and it's right at the entrance when

760
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,759
you walk in. So I'm like, see you girls, Oh

761
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,559
what do we have here? You know? So, but I

762
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:45,359
don't like the parking, the traffic. It's just all akshat

763
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,720
and it's a pain in the ass.

764
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,039
Speaker 3: But that's why and not an ad. But that's why

765
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:51,799
Wander Beauty.

766
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:53,839
Speaker 4: That's why when we get to try products and then

767
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,759
we like them, I fall in love because I like

768
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,160
to order the stuff online because I don't want to

769
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,440
go to the store and stand it to makeup counter.

770
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 3: I like to find a product I like. I do

771
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:04,319
the same thing with I have this.

772
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:11,079
Speaker 4: Keels it's a concentrate oil. It's Keels Midnight Recovery oil.

773
00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:13,759
Speaker 2: I feel like I got it.

774
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,839
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever bought it for myself.

775
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, either it was a gift or I got it

776
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,519
in a gift bag. Yes, somehow I got it and

777
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,359
I tried it. Oh, I know how I got it.

778
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: I got it when I worked it, when I was

779
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,359
doing parental discretion. They gave me. They give you presents

780
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:29,920
a lot Nickelodeon.

781
00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 4: Gave me a whole Keels a nice gift thing with

782
00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:37,960
like different Keels products, And I loved this oil. So

783
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,319
it's very expensive though, but guess what, I go find

784
00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:44,400
it on eBay. I find people who have like a

785
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,759
bottle of it that doesn't have the box anymore, and

786
00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:47,799
maybe they got a sample.

787
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:49,319
Speaker 3: I don't know where they get it. I don't want

788
00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:51,599
to know how I stolen. I don't care.

789
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 4: But if I don't, if I can get it for

790
00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:56,400
instead of one hundred dollars for thirty five on eBay

791
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,440
with free shipping, totally for sure.

792
00:33:58,559 --> 00:33:58,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

793
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 3: So I I know what I like and I just

794
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,599
find it as do you like? I cann't order it?

795
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,279
Is it good?

796
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:04,039
Speaker 2: I love it?

797
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,759
Speaker 4: I put it on before bed. What's it called called

798
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,079
Keels Midnight Recovery Concentrate.

799
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,079
Speaker 2: Why do you like it? Because it's a it's an

800
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:17,920
oil that's not super oily. It doesn't it's not like

801
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:21,000
putting oil on your face. It doesn't have a residue.

802
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,559
And I just feel like my skin looks better because

803
00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:24,119
it was good.

804
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 3: I use this stuff every night. I really like it.

805
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,719
It's the only stuff that I find that I go, oh,

806
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,920
my skin looks better when I use Yeah, and it doesn't.

807
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: When you find that, you gotta stick with it. Yeah.

808
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 4: So I just anyway, I think you can understand we

809
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,320
don't like going shopping. Getting birth control can be a hassle.

810
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember taking my niece to plant parenthood for

811
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,880
the first time when she was I told Wendy that

812
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,679
I was taking her to a hip hop dance glass

813
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,199
in the valley and picked her up and took her

814
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:54,440
to plant parenthood.

815
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,559
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that.

816
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: Because she had a boyfriend and Wendy wasn't going to

817
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,159
do anything else. Wendy didn't want to know. I didn't

818
00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:02,960
want to well, she wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend,

819
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,559
and Jackie was afraid of her mom and she was like,

820
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,239
and I was like, but so you're doing it with

821
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,320
you know, she's married to him still now to this day,

822
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,639
and she's like, yeah, Auntie Lenna, and I don't want

823
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,920
I said, no, I know, Okay, all right, I'll take

824
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,519
care of it. I'm going to tell your mom taking

825
00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:23,639
you to a hip hop dance class. Yeah, you're like,

826
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:27,800
wear some sweats, yeah, kind of sports bra. Yeah, so

827
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,480
I took her to our very first guy.

828
00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: No, anyway, Well now they have hers and uh, instead

829
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,239
of having to go to your guano's office, you know,

830
00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:41,840
get them off, wait for her to come make phone calls. Yeah,

831
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,119
you can get your birth control delivered to you when

832
00:35:45,199 --> 00:35:48,280
you need it, where you need it, no judgment, and

833
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:51,360
they have a physician available to answer any questions you

834
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:51,679
might have.

835
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 2: That's genius. Yeah. Yeah, where was they when I was

836
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,559
a teenager? Yes, they for for Hers puts the purchasing

837
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:02,079
power back in your hands. They bundle all the costs

838
00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:06,039
of receiving your BAC into one low price of thirty

839
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:09,599
bucks and without the need for insurance, so you don't

840
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:11,320
have to know, you don't have to book time to

841
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,719
go to your doctor's appointment.

842
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 3: No pharmacy lines. No insurance company.

843
00:36:15,559 --> 00:36:16,119
Speaker 2: That's great.

844
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, AnyWho, I feel like I had something else to

845
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,599
tell you, but yeah, that was our mall trip.

846
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 3: This morning.

847
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know they moved the clocks, which really

848
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,559
they need to put an end to that. I know,

849
00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:40,239
I know, no point. I know my kids were so

850
00:36:40,519 --> 00:36:44,199
you know, as you guys know, today's Monday. Whatever. Yeah, okay,

851
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,000
come on, let's where the charade is. Practically crying this morning.

852
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:49,480
Were your kids sad about getting up? Yes, they did

853
00:36:49,559 --> 00:36:51,239
not want to get up. I didn't want to get up.

854
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,320
It was kind of it was very hard, especially too,

855
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,320
because we were out, you know, until like eight eight

856
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,440
thirty on a Sunday night, and then we came.

857
00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just and it's like for your body,

858
00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:06,440
it was supposed to be seven thirty, right, but for

859
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:09,719
some reason it starts it feels like that time when

860
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,519
you go to bed, but then it feels earlier when

861
00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:12,000
you wake up.

862
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: Yes, fall back tricky. Jimmy was talking about. Jimmy was

863
00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:20,039
talking about that the thing. He's like, yeah, no, so

864
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,079
the time changes and he's like, but my wife tricked

865
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:25,000
me because she's like, no, it's the good one. And

866
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:27,960
he was like, oh, and then then he realized it's

867
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,920
not a good one. Yeah, And she goes, no, it's

868
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,599
good for the kids. It keeps he goes, no, it's

869
00:37:31,639 --> 00:37:33,320
not good. I don't care if it's good for the kids,

870
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:33,960
it's not good for me.

871
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's the bad one. The good one is

872
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,960
late is in the fall?

873
00:37:38,119 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, And I was like, I wish I

874
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,360
could just fall back. Just can't we just leap constantly?

875
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,960
Go just fall back? Yeah, we're you know, rebirth.

876
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love that. Yeah, every season we

877
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:51,800
should just go.

878
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: Back back, keep going back. Yes, nobody will get old.

879
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,559
Oh my god, I love I honestly love that idea.

880
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:01,159
Speaker 3: I know that's a great idea.

881
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: Every year we should just be like, oh my god,

882
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,199
we'll get an extra hour of sleep. Yes, Why can't

883
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:08,280
we going to hurt? Right, I'm not going to hurt anybody?

884
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,400
And who bade the law anyways that we have to

885
00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:11,159
change times?

886
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 3: Why do we have to go back? I know the

887
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,760
original time? Why do we ever have to go catch

888
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,159
backed up?

889
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: And I don't know what is it? Like we owe time,

890
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,760
like you owe us, We'll get you, We'll get you

891
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,280
in six months, right, No, I want to just work

892
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,119
on the DEVI right, yes, God, dang, keep going back,

893
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,760
keep getting falling back, all back, falling. Yeah.

894
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 4: I did not appreciate it. And then the kids were

895
00:38:38,519 --> 00:38:42,519
up late and this does this ever happen to you? Yes,

896
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,079
I'll look at my kids. I'll be like, you fuckers

897
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:48,719
have not had a shower in like two weeks. But

898
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,000
when's the last time you have a shower? When's the

899
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,320
last time? And LB will look at me. Elbe is

900
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,559
guilty of it, and she's fourteen, get the shower. I'll

901
00:38:56,599 --> 00:38:59,960
be like LB, when it went, honestly, when's the law?

902
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,519
Speaker 3: And we took a shower? She'll be like, honestly, I

903
00:39:02,559 --> 00:39:02,800
don't know.

904
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: We changed the subject.

905
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want to get in the shower right now.

906
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,679
Speaker 4: So then then none, I go, you know what, none

907
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,639
of you guys have had a shower. You know it's

908
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:15,920
been a long time. Yeah, there's no not doing towels

909
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,480
in the laundry.

910
00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 2: Let's run out washing your clothes a lot, because you

911
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,599
just changed clothes and things were good, no problem, right,

912
00:39:24,559 --> 00:39:26,599
So last night all three of them had to take

913
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:26,960
a shower.

914
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:29,599
Speaker 4: But by the time I realized that they'd been tricking

915
00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:31,960
me with no showers. It was already like ten o'clock

916
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,920
at night. I know, maybe it was nine thirty. But

917
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,760
by the time they were all out of the shower.

918
00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:38,960
You know, Okay, so they don't want to go.

919
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,039
Speaker 2: In the shower for weeks, but then when they go in,

920
00:39:41,199 --> 00:39:44,800
suddenly I know they're in for life, right, I know.

921
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,800
It's the same thing. They'd never want to take a

922
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,599
shower once they get in. What are you doing in there?

923
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: Hello?

924
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 3: My god, it's like they're singing. Ye put their eyes.

925
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 2: They're probably on their iPads in there, probably playing Road

926
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,039
Shower Edition. I'm like, get the fuck out of the shower.

927
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 3: And you're like, I thought you wanted me in the shower.

928
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,119
I'm like, now I want you out of the shower.

929
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:07,119
I'm like, it's been a half hour.

930
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh, Adam will not if he's around here, Like is

931
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:13,679
he still in the shower? Hey, Sonny, get out of

932
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,679
the shower. You're in there too long. I'm putting a

933
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,280
timer on next time. Like he doesn't, And Adam gets

934
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,440
in the shower. Takes him two seconds because he doesn't

935
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:27,679
soap up. John takes a lot of showers. I get

936
00:40:27,679 --> 00:40:30,000
a little shower judgment if I haven't taken a shower.

937
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:32,400
But sometimes I'm like, if I go to the gym,

938
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,760
then I need a shower. If I don't go to

939
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,360
the gym, I smell pretty good. Yeah fine, I know,

940
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,519
like I don't. I don't smell right, Yeah, it's it's

941
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:43,599
called deodorant, right, I'm fine.

942
00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 4: But the kids always forget deodorant and they stink and

943
00:40:47,519 --> 00:40:48,920
then they don't take a shower, and then I have

944
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,639
to yell at them. So yeah, So last night, by

945
00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:53,719
the time everyone went to bed, it was late, and

946
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,639
I was yelling and.

947
00:40:54,679 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I why?

948
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 3: Like why when I if I say hey.

949
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 4: Guys, because this is me the beginning of it, I'm like, guys,

950
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,199
you haven't had a shower in like since last leap year.

951
00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 2: It's time for a shower. Then they'll go, okay, you

952
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,239
go first, Yeah, Sadie go first. Yes, yeah, I'll wait

953
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,239
until Sadie's down. It's evyteen minutes and I'm like into

954
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,159
a new podcast. I'm like, then I have to stop

955
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:20,320
my put my podcast on pause, and.

956
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: Go, hey, I said, get in the shower.

957
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,199
Speaker 4: Why is the shower not running? And then I'm like, Okay,

958
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,280
that should do it, and then I get back, go back.

959
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,920
I'm like, get back into my twenty twenty or sixteen

960
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,559
minutes or Maddie the girl who was kidnapped in Portugal.

961
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:39,159
I'm like, all right, what's going what?

962
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 2: Okay? Go on?

963
00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

964
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, what the hell they're still on it?

965
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 4: Go by, And then I'm like, now I have to

966
00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:49,079
take my earbuds out, put it on pause because I

967
00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:49,360
have it.

968
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: I'm plugged in. I'm trying to rejuice my phone. Put

969
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,280
it down on the bed, Get up now. The dog

970
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,320
gets up because the dog's like, where are you going that?

971
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:56,800
I know.

972
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, walk out into the other room. You're on

973
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,400
the couch.

974
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:04,039
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, I told you to take a shower.

975
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,320
And then I also yelled a reminder to take a shower.

976
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,360
Nobody's in the shower, right, somebody better get in the shower.

977
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,039
Then I hear some squabbling about it, and.

978
00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 2: Then then I have to say it again, and then

979
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,960
I'll get one of them going all right, we're about

980
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,639
to get in the shower. Oh why do you gotta

981
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:22,320
get so mad?

982
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:22,599
Speaker 1: Right?

983
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Italia calls me ticky ticky time bomb,

984
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,280
but like, honestly, it's because I have to ask for

985
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,239
the eighteenth time. That's why, you know why you gotta

986
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,599
get so mad? All right, gosh, settle down. You have

987
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:39,000
anger issues, that's her new thing. Like I have anger,

988
00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:42,039
and I'm not trying to compare anybody, But do you

989
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:44,119
ever see me do that to Sonny? Like I don't

990
00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:45,800
say it to her, but really do. And I said

991
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,119
it in therapy with Adam and Brittany because Adam says

992
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:51,400
sometimes that I snap. He goes, yeah, yeah, well you do,

993
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:56,400
and Italia thinks you do. You do get snappy? I go, okay, assholes.

994
00:42:56,599 --> 00:43:02,480
First of all, I get snappy, and I'm asking somebody

995
00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:05,840
to do something for the eighteenth time, or nobody listens

996
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,719
or I tried to tell you and you didn't listen,

997
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,119
or blah blah blah blah blah. There's a reason why

998
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,800
I get snappy. And why is it that you can

999
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,480
be snappy? Why can't I have a husband that just goes, oh,

1000
00:43:14,519 --> 00:43:17,920
it's just Lynette, leave alone? Oh Lynnette, like you know

1001
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,559
what I mean, Like, why can't I have that? But

1002
00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:21,599
we would find that to be condescending. I know, right,

1003
00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:23,800
we wouldn't like that, right, but no, no, you know what,

1004
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,239
but why can't they have a well, you know, then

1005
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,840
go take your shower of then so mom doesn't have

1006
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,800
to get back exactly.

1007
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 3: How about that?

1008
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: But I don't do you see me snap at Sonny?

1009
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,719
Do I snap it? Olga? Do I snap at anybody else? No?

1010
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,320
So maybe you're the source.

1011
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 3: That was the patriot.

1012
00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 4: That was when I said that, Well, yeah, that because

1013
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,119
John thinks I'm irritable, right yeah, And I was like,

1014
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,960
but I'm irritable with you, right, the kids don't find

1015
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,280
me irritable. I'm actually in a pretty cheery mood a

1016
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,400
lot with that, right right. Yeah, that's in therapy.

1017
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: That's what we were. Did I talk about that last

1018
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,360
week last Monday on Patreon? On Patreon? It didn't there,

1019
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:09,239
that didn't are well, yeah, like Adam and I went

1020
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,239
to we go to the therapist. Brittany, it's Britney, bitch,

1021
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,480
it's Brittany bitch. You were going that night. I was

1022
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:17,199
going that night and I did have a beef. Yeah

1023
00:44:17,519 --> 00:44:19,280
that you were like going to save for him. Yeah.

1024
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:24,280
I don't remember it now, but it was so the snappiness,

1025
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,079
you know, like, oh, it's like, well that's always She's

1026
00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:30,199
not always, but she's you know, you do get in

1027
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,519
a bad mood, like, Oh, I'm not in a bad mood.

1028
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:35,960
I'm not in a bad mood around the kids. Who's

1029
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,840
the one that gets up after dinner and goes into

1030
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,480
his office and just goes in there. Why I don't

1031
00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:43,119
have the luxury of doing that. They followed the dog.

1032
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,480
Everybody follows me everywhere I go, right, you know, So

1033
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,840
I don't have that luxury of just going all right,

1034
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,599
I'm done eating. I'm just gonna go. You guys do

1035
00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:52,719
the dishes. I'm gonna go. No, I have to be

1036
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,159
out in the kitchen, cleaning the kitchen, putting everything away,

1037
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,440
making their lunches. I have to be first of all.

1038
00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 3: We're like doctors that are on call all the time.

1039
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,079
Speaker 4: Because Adam could probably be in the room because this

1040
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:06,400
will happen, like John could be sitting in the room

1041
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,519
with them on the couch, and I could be, you know,

1042
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:13,400
twenty thousand leagues under the ocean, and they will find

1043
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,800
a way to lower themselves. They will put on scuba

1044
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,400
deer to come down and go mom, Mom, Can I

1045
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:23,320
can I get five dollars of roblock?

1046
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 3: Can I get roebucks?

1047
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 2: It's the sound of the submarine.

1048
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:34,639
Speaker 4: I'll be hiding under in a cave, in an ocean cave,

1049
00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:36,400
trying to listen to a podcast.

1050
00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:38,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, submarine heep.

1051
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:47,559
Speaker 2: Going, it could be twenty leagues.

1052
00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:49,199
Speaker 1: It's just pitch.

1053
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 2: Flat, and I'll just see a light coming from their head.

1054
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,679
Speaker 1: You know, from their like head.

1055
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,639
Speaker 3: They're they're a like helmet shaking the.

1056
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:02,639
Speaker 2: Light coming up.

1057
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: Books. What Oh my god, sir, So you can't ask that.

1058
00:46:27,519 --> 00:46:30,159
Speaker 2: You couldn't have asked that that you had to go.

1059
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 5: You had to get in a submarine, you had to

1060
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:38,840
gear up, put on a website, you get in a submarine,

1061
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,239
take a year to go all the way down into

1062
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,719
the ocean, task me.

1063
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,159
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got to take your earbuds out.

1064
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,079
And by the way, John probably wouldn't have even said no,

1065
00:46:52,519 --> 00:47:00,079
like that's the thing I don't know. Oh yeah, oh

1066
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:01,960
my god, Oh my god.

1067
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1068
00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:12,039
Speaker 3: So we have to be available, is what you're saying.

1069
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Yeah, so we get here, Yes,

1070
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:18,159
we get yes, it's my point. Yeah, because all roads

1071
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:22,199
lead back right us. Right, it's like after mom, can

1072
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,360
you sign this form?

1073
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and the dog.

1074
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 2: Too, though It's true, every time I get out and

1075
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:33,000
leave the room, the dog's got to follow me. And

1076
00:47:33,079 --> 00:47:35,000
the dog makes noise too. He's not like you know,

1077
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:37,880
tinker Bell, and he's just any And it's in the

1078
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,400
morning sometimes early morning.

1079
00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:41,199
Speaker 1: I kind of like feed him.

1080
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:44,159
Speaker 2: The kids are sleeping over or whatever. I'm like, don't

1081
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,960
wake anybody up, and then he goes and he's got

1082
00:47:46,079 --> 00:47:48,360
to go push the door open and go in everybody's rooms,

1083
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,599
and the dog follows me everywhere, and so why so okay,

1084
00:47:51,679 --> 00:47:53,480
So then when I sit down, I have five minutes

1085
00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:55,639
of alone time. You want to come in and talk

1086
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,320
to me about I don't know, I don't care. I

1087
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:01,840
Oh god, why are you being so bitchy?

1088
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 3: Yeah that's bitchy.

1089
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's got depression. Be fucking depressed too, bitch.

1090
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 4: Well that's the thing that we were kind of going

1091
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,599
off on Patreon, which is so funny.

1092
00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:19,639
Speaker 2: It's just the then you finally just go, I don't

1093
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,920
I'm I'm sorry, I can't hear this right now, and

1094
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:26,280
then they're like, wow, okay, oh wow Jesus, all right, wow,

1095
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:29,719
wow irritable. Wow, you just become an irritable person. Maybe

1096
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,519
you need some like an antidepressant, yes, look into some

1097
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:33,760
herbs or something for that.

1098
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:38,199
Speaker 3: Irritability. May are you going through the change like that.

1099
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: Was five years ago? This is my personality now, pain

1100
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,800
right now, I am I seriously am paying.

1101
00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 3: I broke a rim, super hot.

1102
00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you, yeah, Kailin, thanks everybody, thanks for listening.

1103
00:48:53,039 --> 00:48:53,679
Speaker 1: We love you. Guys.

1104
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 3: Give us a good review.

1105
00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:57,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you give us five stars? Give us

1106
00:48:57,119 --> 00:49:00,320
five stars, don't give us two stars to true come on,

1107
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,480
it'll be lazy either. If you're gonna go two, just

1108
00:49:03,519 --> 00:49:05,320
go five. And if you're gonna take the time to

1109
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,079
go do that, then go right right, skip it, save

1110
00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:10,159
yourself five minutes.

1111
00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 3: All right, your paranow, don't f it up.