Speaker 1: Made decision.
Speaker 2: Than Sunny sum I Hadurdasione.
Speaker 1: Nic too week.
Speaker 2: What's up everybody?
Speaker 3: What's the folks?
Speaker 2: Snye, Stephanie, how are you Happy Friday? Happy Friday tgif
that's right. We're off school today. Oh Jesus in my
off school too? Noe you guys it's a staff development day.
Oh okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And for the first time, did I tell you this
last week that my kids that were skipped we skipped
open house last night.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't really sit, No you did. I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my kids are like, well, so Lbie school is
doing having a laser tag like a fundraiser, right, so
their campuses are different. So they so for the middle school,
they were doing this laser tag thing. And I think
this is cute because Elbie wanted to go. I love
laser tag. Zadie and Xander loved laser tag. And Elbie
really loves laser tag. But she said most of the
eighth graders are like too cool for school now, they
don't want to go. But she rounded up a couple friends.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 3: She was like, let's not care about what's cool or not.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: So Sadie and Xander were like last year, the same
thing happened. Their open house was on the same night
as the Laser Tag. Huh, And we went to their
open house and this year they're like, we've seen We've
been there, done that, Like you know what goes on
in our classroom. They're not even interested anymore. They're such
lame ducks. Yeah we got to graduate. They're like, no,
we'd rather go to laser Tag.
Speaker 2: And I was like, great with men, God tell me twice, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's good.
Speaker 3: Open house is so dumb. It is one hour.
Speaker 2: The actual open house part where you go in the
classroom is for one hour.
Speaker 1: Guess what.
Speaker 2: I can go in the classroom anytime I want out
and look around. I want to go in the morning,
I could walk around, Hey, what are you guys doing?
This looks cool exactly? How about after school, I can
they can show me whatever. Why do we have to
have a special night for that. I know I don't
need to see Sonny's lame drawings anymore either, By the way,
and that the fact that you teachers can't put it
up with the rest of the class. You gotta have
it like down in the corner, like facing towards the wall.
Basically his artwork once was Oh my god, it was awful,
like a r I think, God, that torture is over
and his science fair thing on the side and make
the god I don't giant out of boxes. Yes, oh
my god. Yeah, he beat the system because he took
a shoe box painted at black, he said, and he
put two dots on it, and he says, it's a domino.
I beat the system. The fuck does that mean? Okay,
he's a whole I don't know. I know, I kind
of understand he's saying, but still I don't know. I
just I'm so glad that charade is over with. I
know there are a lot of parents that would be like,
and I listen one of them, it would be like, oh,
it's fifth grade.
Speaker 3: They don't do that in middle school that time. But
you know what, good good Ran.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I'm saying goodbye one year early. I
went all the way through it with Elbie. I've seen
every Also, I've seen a lot of those.
Speaker 2: Classrooms twice at this point. Oh yeah, I've had some
of those teachers.
Speaker 4: Some of those teachers, I'm on my third time with
them because Elbie had one of them and then Sadie
had one, and now Xander has the same teacher. Guess what,
I know what they do already. I've seen it, been there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, not to be a grouch.
Speaker 2: What else is going on?
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see, I was last week or early in
the week.
Speaker 4: I was telling you about the weekend, and I hadn't
gotten to This is not super noosy, but I got
robbed at them.
Speaker 2: All you did you got?
Speaker 3: I got shaken down.
Speaker 2: Well no, but it's my own fault. And I just
I'm going to tell you this, and I know because
I know you've been there, so and I actually was there.
I'm not saying I'm not rich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so I am somebody who definitely looks for sales.
Speaker 3: I buy a lot of stuff at Target.
Speaker 2: Me too.
Speaker 4: I try not to buy my kids new stuff all
the time, and if I do, it's like a T
shirt here and there, you know.
Speaker 2: But I got to say, Elvi's at this age where
she you know, she's into what she wears.
Speaker 4: And as we've talked about, I just I remember, I
think something gets brought up in me where I remember.
Speaker 3: Each thing I had, each thing I got was.
Speaker 2: Such a big deal because I got like two pairs
of jeans, and I didn't always get like the exact
kind I wanted that I felt so cool, and I
got like something like adjacent yes for a j got
like Shimendi phi and not even.
Speaker 4: Necessarily the rip I mean I did. I did go
through that phase where my mom tried to buy me
the rip off.
Speaker 2: But then I think we got to a point where
it was like she was like, you don't need guess,
so you can get just a pair of jeans.
Speaker 3: That are cute.
Speaker 2: Where it's like I just never you know, I just
remember always feeling like I don't have really cute clothes,
So I guess I get a little bit like because
also because Elbie doesn't.
Speaker 3: She's not a kid who's like can I have this?
Can I have that? Can I have this?
Speaker 2: She's not right.
Speaker 4: She understands that most of the time I'm going to
say no. But we're at So we're at the mall. Okay,
So here's what happened. Sadie and Sadie had a friend
come over. And I love this girl. This is the
one that I always tell you I just adore I
adore this. This is the one who stopped being friends
with Sadie for.
Speaker 2: Like a year, right, and she would and then you
guys they got back, Like they're back, yeah, okay, Like
why didn't we talk? Yes?
Speaker 4: But in my defense, Sadie definitely got blown off by
the girl, right, and the mom wouldn't talk to me
about it.
Speaker 2: Remember, I was like trying not to be needy but
being like, what happened? Is everything okay? And she'd be like, yeah,
they're just busy. She's just busy.
Speaker 4: She wasn't busy. She wasn't friends with my kid anymore.
And my heart is still a little broken about it.
But I'm happy that they're back. And the girl could
not be cuter. She's really fun, she's so easy. And
also the mom is really nice. She's just an easy,
cool mom. That's so plus, it's so nice, and now
that they're kind of friends again, it's like I texted
the mom on.
Speaker 2: Saturday and I was like, Hey, what's your daughter doing.
Speaker 4: I've said her name before, it doesn't matter because I
only say nice things, but her name is Leila. But
I was like, hey, what's Leyla doing? And she's like, Oh,
she's busy today and tonight, but she's free tomorrow. I
was like, great, can I take So the next day
I was like, hey, is she still free? Can I
take her to the mall? She's like sure, yeah, no problem.
What time do you want her?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 2: She comes over again. Just the kind of kid that's
fun and outgoing, but not too fun and outgoing where
you're like, right, settle down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she's just upbeat.
Speaker 4: And if Sadie's like Sadie likes kids that like, she
doesn't want to be the boss all the time and
you have to come up with everything. So if Sadie's like, hey,
so we'll go to the mall, Hey do you want to?
So Sadie said, can we walk around on our own?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: I started letting ELV do that at eleven, so I
was like, sure, this girl's got like a it's not
an Apple watch, but it's like a smart watch. So
she can get phone calls on it. But it's not
like check your email or anything, but she can get
a call on it. So I got added to her
contact So anyway, it was fine with her mom. I
let them walk around for an hour. They were I
gave like Sadie like ten bucks and then they were
shopping and then they told me that they went into
the Gucci store.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, okay, imagine a little too, because.
Speaker 3: Sadie is hilarious. So I guess Sadie and Barrett was.
Speaker 2: She goes.
Speaker 4: I really wanted to ask, like how much stuff was huh?
She said, people, we're.
Speaker 3: Looking at us. You know the Tapanga Mall.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love that, how though, like how they'll have like
they have stores with security guards.
Speaker 3: I haven't they have a Tiffany store.
Speaker 2: They do?
Speaker 3: They have like a Chanelle store. They act like they're Rodeo.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It's the like, guys, you're the Tapanga mall.
Speaker 2: Relax, yeah, settled down. You're in the valley. That was
my mall growing up. They had an ice cream. They
had an ice skating rink. I say that, Yeah, that's well,
that was the one. That's solf. That was the promenade mall.
Then there's the big mall is like a few blocks north.
Wait a minute, No, the promenade is on to pang
A down more south. If you're coming from where I lived.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, we're being like that SNL schedule
now I am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the Okay to Panga Mall had an ice
ice skating well across the street. But now the promenade
has an ice skating rink outdoor rink.
Speaker 4: Well okay, so there it goes ice skating rink, then
the village and now the big, the big Panga mall.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the point is that it's a huge.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they had a great time, and then I was
also with Xander and Elbe and then so Xander, were
you know how Xander works me for those brands.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he likes the brands, brands, brands, brands. Yeah,
He's like everything has to be well, he's okay with uh.
He likes Nike, he likes Adidas, he likes Champion. So
he wears the T shirt, but it has to be
a long sleeved T shirt with like a cool brand.
Speaker 2: He's so finicky. Really, oh my god, it's hilarying. It's funny.
We were just talking about boys and their brands and
their clothes. Because I took the girls to the mall
in Italian Olivia, and we left Sonny out of basketball
with his friends. But Sonny's best friend was there, Jensen
and the other kids. They weren't playing that day, but
they were dressed. I was like, Jensen and his skinny jeans.
He looks so cute with a gel in his hair, Like,
why can't Sonny dress nice like that? Sonny wears the
same thing every day, every single day. He wear he
just wears pumas or whatever, sweat shorts. He doesn't wear pants,
he shorts, sweat. If it has a tie, he wears it.
If it's got buckles or a belt or any it's
sweat shorts and a T shirt and his UCLA jacket
every single day. Yeah, that's kind of Xander every day, right,
But so, but Sonny like doesn't like but his friends
now are getting older and I'm seeing them, like, they're
all dressed nice. If I don't see them on a day,
usually see him in his basketball. But now I'm looking
at Jensen going what why? And Natali's like, I know right,
it makes me mad toom Like in fact, NATAI told
you this. She had an outing with the boys and
the boys got to pick an outfit out for the girls,
and the girls got to pick an outfot out for
the bulls. Sonny didn't want any part of that. He
didn't know. That's a waste of his time, is to
go to the small like he does not want to
look at clothes at all.
Speaker 3: Well, he will eventually, but he's so cute he doesn't
need to.
Speaker 2: I guess not, but I mean, I don't know. It's
just he would nice, be nice.
Speaker 3: I don't think the girls though.
Speaker 2: Notice the way the guys us that much, because I
do now at this age, they do. I think because
Natalians She brings it up a lot. And also Natalia's
Jensen seat partner, which is kind of funny. She imitates him,
but so she sees him every you know. She goes, yeah, mom,
he dresses nice. Every day. He goes. All of Sonny's
friends dressed nice. Sonny's the only one that doesn't. I'm like, really,
they all dressed nice. She goes, not nice nice, but yeah,
they they will show up in jeans, skinny jeans. Sonny
would never put jeans on to save his life. Well,
it's funny that you would say that, because we were
in this store Tilly's, which LB told me is too
edgy for her.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I laughed out loud.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is my kid.
Speaker 3: It's such a basic bit.
Speaker 2: So she really is, and she will tell you that
she's very She's like, I'm basic yeah, I don't every
too edgy.
Speaker 4: I was like, too edgy. I go, this is sort
of like surf clothes. And she goes, mom, it's not
surf clothes, and I was like, yes it is. She goes,
it's skater clothes. That's a different I go, isn't that
the same thing?
Speaker 3: She goes, No. It's like, all right, I feel like
Adam now I talk at that point.
Speaker 2: I right, yeah, I thought it was so funny, and
I showed her a couple of things that were actually
cute that she went, oh, well, I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4: But Xander likes edgy skate clothes. Okay, but he's super
picky about he needs a new pair jeans. He's grown
out of his jeans. He needs new ones.
Speaker 2: He's like a size so he's eleven, like almost eleven
and a half, so he needs to wear like a
size twelve at this point.
Speaker 1: But they fit fun.
Speaker 3: So he tried on a couple pairs of jeans. But
he has this such a specific thing.
Speaker 4: They have to be ripped, they have to be a
certain color, they can't be too dark. They need to
have be distressed, not acid washed, not too thick, kind
of ripped. And then they have to be kind of
skinny jeans because we tried on the pair jeans. He's like, Mom,
look at the leg because they were kind of straight cut,
and he goes, they're two like straight. I go, all right,
I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: They're kind of boxy, they're kind of like they just
go He goes, yeah, it's just Mom, it's just not cool.
I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Then your leg needs to come in a little bit.
I was like, okay, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4: But then I show him skinnier jeans and he's like,
I don't like where the rip it like it's He's
very specific, super specific. So I'm like, so we didn't
buy those jeans. But then he had the T shirts
have to be a brand long sleeve.
Speaker 2: It's just a very specific look that he's going after,
which is so funny. Okay, so I get him a
T shirt at the Witch Hilly's okay, all right.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, so Sadie gets a lot of Elbe's hand me down,
so I don't spend a lot on her. Now, Alby's
getting ready to go to camp. Alby's got plenty of clothes,
but I do notice. I'm just saying that a lot
of her friends.
Speaker 4: They shop a lot, yeah, I know, and these all
spend a lot of money at the mall, and LB
and I have talked about it because her friends will
bring like one hundred bucks to the mall, I know,
and I don't know, like they don't need that all
these clothes, right, And Elbie's like, I know, I'm just saying, like,
I'll send LBB twenty dollars, and She's like, these girls
are whipping out and they're not super rich, right, So
I don't know what the deal is. And I'm not
saying that I'm trying to keep up with the Joneses,
but LB, but it has been wanting. She's really into
gene shorts. Uh huh okay, And I feel old school
in the fact that I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, why are these shorts forty dollars? That seems insane
to me.
Speaker 2: I know, right, you are so fucking expensive.
Speaker 4: Right, But then I always go like, you could get
a pair of gene shorts at Target for fifteen dollars,
Like why do we need to spend forty dollars? So
I my first response is to go, no, right, I'm
not buying gene shorts at pacsun right, No, it's too
expensive either way, till they're on sale.
Speaker 3: Wait till you have a gift card like that's but
that's like then I.
Speaker 2: Then you start.
Speaker 3: But then I she's like, I just want to show
you that. I just want to show you for the style,
like the kind of Jeane shorts.
Speaker 2: I like. So then I go into Pacsun with her
and she's she's just so cute line and I ended
up buying her two pairs.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I spent a hundred bucks at pac
Son because she showed me these gins.
Speaker 3: She tried on a whole bunch of.
Speaker 2: Them, and I was cute, fucking cuting.
Speaker 3: I know, she's she was like a teenager.
Speaker 2: And then she so there were two pairs that she
and she was not asking me to buy her bowl
and they were kind of similar Lynette, I don't know
what came over me. She they were very similar, but
one was like a little bit even more daisy dukes,
like totally ripped, and then the other pair was like
a little more decent, kind of rolled up at the
and she had.
Speaker 3: Tried them both on and she was like, I don't
know which one. I was like, I'm going to get
you a pair.
Speaker 4: I don't care, I'm getting you a pair, and she
was like, okay, just which one we'd narrowed down to
these two.
Speaker 3: Right, and she was like, I mean, I really like
these because I really like.
Speaker 4: The bottom because they're afraid, but they are like a
little bit short, so I feel like I would wear.
Speaker 3: The other ones more. And I just went, fucking, I'm
buying them both.
Speaker 2: And then I had that terrible I know, like, what
am I wrong with?
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Why would I do that?
Speaker 3: They're so similar?
Speaker 1: She could be fine with just one. What happened to me?
Speaker 2: Then while I was at it, I bought our tank tok.
She needs something to wear at the short I know.
But then I was like, I draw the line with
that other shirt you want. If you want that one,
you could. We don't have a gift card. I'm gonna
be tough hundred hundred bucks later. I know.
Speaker 3: I know what happened when that she doesn't need.
Speaker 2: Two pairs of rip Jet first they're almost identical. Yeah,
I know, but like, how often does that happen? How
often are you at the mall? I mean to shop
for clothes with her, and it's Lbie two, Like I know,
it's Elbie. Like if it was Natalia, I would be no, no, no.
But when it's somebody that doesn't, that's so appreciative. And
that's somebody that doesn't always you know, she's not always
talk in me for a new cler right, she hardly
ever asks for anything exactly, so you know my view,
it's like, look good to buy him, you know whatever.
This made her so happy too. I bought her love,
that's right, I bought some love. So she's just always
she's just ripe, that's always.
Speaker 3: Like not really And she was so like what I
bet shocked?
Speaker 2: I bet because because first I was mad that shorts
were forty dollars in the first place.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like, you know what,
I'm buying them both, and she was, honestly her face
she was like what. And I was like, I just
don't want to make you choose. Oh, plus, need more
than one pair of shorts for the summer, yeah in
a camp.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's laundry for me, right.
Speaker 2: She'll get a ton of use out of them. I mean,
come on, I know, but I was like, I think
I'm Eric Jane Eric the Real Housewives. I was buying
random shorts, buying two pairs.
Speaker 4: I know, living on the edge, And I was like, well,
if Kyle can buy herself two Rolexes at shopping spree,
she can spend fourteen thousand dollars on a watch.
Speaker 3: It's two watches. I can buy two pairs of Jean shorts.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fact, like I'm rich exactly, act like I'm somebody.
Was her friend with her at the mall with you guys.
So Sadie and her friend were off shop not Elbie's,
and we were with Xander was like tagging along with us.
Speaker 3: Oh so then at one point, so we met back
up with Sadie and.
Speaker 2: Her friend and then shopped over at that After they
shopped at Gucci and walked around and bought themselves headbands.
Speaker 3: They went to Forever twenty one and got themselves headbands.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: The thing that's funny, many.
Speaker 2: Bucks will get you pretty far Forever twenty one. Oh yeah,
they bought they bought socks.
Speaker 3: They each had money.
Speaker 2: Oh. They went to Bath and Body and found a
motion on sale and got themselves. This is what I love.
Speaker 4: It was like a buy one, get one free, but
they each bought one and then you get a third one.
Speaker 3: Somehow whatever they did. They worked some.
Speaker 4: Sale and they found a sale and then they got
themselves a headband and a pair of socks.
Speaker 3: Forever twenty one.
Speaker 2: That's that's the best. I love Forever twenty one.
Speaker 4: So then I gave them another ten dollars to share
to go shopping. And meanwhile, I'm spending one hundred dollars
on jean shorts and don't tell them that was when
I was alone. I'm like, okay, you can have ten
dollars and you guys can go right right. Yeah, but
it was really funny. The girl is really funny, and
she's just fun and Sadie's always in such a good
mood with her.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 4: Did she spend the night or just no, because it
was Sunday. And then oh, so then they took Xander
with them and the three of them went shopping and
I was just with LB, I see, and that's when
we bonded. Yeah, and I spent too much money. But
then I'd already bought Xander the shirt. I was like,
oh my god, I am like, I know a Beverly
Hills HOUSEWI. It's just money for this. And then you're
buying them lunch and then they're having for lunch, and
ice cream is twenty two dollars.
Speaker 2: To get, Like it's insane. I know. I was just
gonna go to the I needed a shirt for yeah,
for the tenth anniversary thing because I wear the same
thing all the time. And I'm like, fine, I'm gonna
go to the mall and get a shirt. And then
I was like, Natalia, why do not mean you go
to the mall. You can help me find a shirt.
And then she's like, okay, can Olivia come all right?
And then it turned into we're gonna go do our thing.
We're just gonna walk around the grove. And then this
is why I hate going to the mall, because I'm
at the mall and I'm on a mission. But then
I see a makeup store like nyx E. I love that, Okay,
So I go in there and she's like sit down,
and I'm like, I do need foundation. And now I'm
sitting there for twenty minutes. She's doing my makeup and
I saw I use this on you, and she's showing
me twenty five different things. I just wanted foundation, and
I feel bad, so I buy the foundation, and then
I bought the color correction and I bought the brush
that oh I have the brush. So I got that.
But then this is why and then you never use
it because I'm like, no, I know. Then I get home,
I'm like, what was I think I looked great? Was
not because of the brush? No, I know, I know.
Now I have a brush, right and along with eight
finger anyway, like yeah, exactly, one way. Everything like it's
all about the brush. I know.
Speaker 3: Brush, it's twenty five dollars. It's a great brush.
Speaker 2: It really lost last year. You can plain it. Yes,
they do that. And then you know what happens. You
get bristles all over your face. You're stuck with now
you've got hair all over your face. Yeah, I hate that.
So then I was like, I haven't had a watch
in a long time. And then I watched the Kyle
thing with the watch right and the watch gout put
in my head and I was like, I want to
watch I'm gonna buy myself a nice watch. So I bought.
I bought this watch. Oh it's pretty. It's a what's
it called, it's a Sonola or whatever. Okay, it was
like it was it was twenty percent off, big woop.
It was like three hundred bucks. Oh yeah, but I
haven't had a watch in a long time, and I
will wear that.
Speaker 3: You have it post made it to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did know, so I buy it. It's really
pretty thank you, and it's pretty simple, but it's my style.
YE like to be people to see. I wanted to
see the number, and then they had the ones with
all the like Roman numerals. I'm like, shit, what the fuck?
I can't I can't even see real numbers, Like I'm blind.
I'm not gonna I want to watch that. Now you
have watches that have numbers on the face, please, And
she's like, I got this navy blue, and I'm like,
that's weird.
Speaker 1: Dark, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have to be paying English, please, you
speak English on the watch? I know?
Speaker 3: With these squiggly lines, what is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What is that? So? What is it? Is this? The
Rams football games? It's a super Bowl number? So okay,
but my point is is then every time every stop
I made, so then I was.
Speaker 1: Then I was.
Speaker 2: I was in it first of all. Okay, So I
was in the Bloomingdale's. I went to Macy's and I
looked around and did a lap in Macy's and I
was like, wow, Macy's has really gone downhill, Like I
can't stand anything I'm looking at right now. I just
had silk material I hate, and all the flowery everything's
floral now, and colors just were like I was like,
you get over stimulated in department stores too. I'm like,
settle down with all these departments. Right.
Speaker 4: First of all, why don't you just have all the
women's clothes in one section, right, I don't need eighteen
hundred different I don't need the Eileen Fisher brand over
in this corner. And then upstairs as you got it
for if you want athletic war, you go to the
third floor.
Speaker 2: No, keep everything to get walking, I know. So then
I was like, okay, I bought like a T shirt.
I bought a T shirt I don't know. Oh oh
so in Macy's. So then I was like I don't
see anything that I like. It was too casual. It's
going to wear that one. But then I was like this,
this is a little casual. And then so then I go,
oh they have Bloomingdale. Oh okay, so I go to
blooming NEOs. Anyway, that's when I bought That's when I
walked by the watch section. I was like, well, let
me get a watch on my way now. Meanwhile, it's
an hour later, and I said, I'll meet you girls
back in an hour. I've done nothing nothing. An hour
of gone by, I stopped. I got my whole makeup done.
I got a whole face of makeup and a T shirt,
a workout T shirt that I'm supposed to buy a
nice shirt for a nice event. I buy a workout
T shirt wear for a work onut, right. So then
so then I go, Okay, I go to Bloomingdale's. Okay,
They're gonna have this nice stuff. So then I'm walking around,
I get the watch, and then she does this thing.
She goes, would you like all the time they do this?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: You have a Macy's cart, you have a Bloomingdale's card,
you have a nord Strump card. Now you don't have
a fuck I have a credit card. I'm just gonna
pay with my credit card, thank you. Now, would you
like to open one? You'll save tw it? And I
know that I know I could save money, but no,
I don't. I don't want ten cards. I don't need
a Bloomingdale's card, I don't need a macy I just
want to buy my thing and leave. Can I just go, okay,
what's your phone number? I'm like, what, why do you
need my phone number? Run up your account right now.
You can save right twenty percent, and then the next
time you come back, you can save five percent, and
then there's gonna be a sale, but only for people
who have a Macy's card. And then you're like, okay, right, oh,
or if you want to buy this now, come back
in five days and pick it up, because then that's
when we're going to have the sale. Why don't you
do that? Like no, I just want my shit. So
I'm buying the watch. Then she does the thing where
the watch doesn't I'm like, well, wait a second. So
I'm buying this watch, but it's loose. Now I gotta
go get it tightened. And she goes, yes, it's only
up the stairs and three doors down, three doors down
from the mall, not from a store. I've got to
go outside of the mall and walk down to a
watch place apparently to get.
Speaker 3: I said, can they do it right there?
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted. I said no, and then she's like, ma'am,
we you know I actually do have somebody broke my
tool that I could have done it, but somebody broke it,
and I was like, well, then forget it. She goes, oh,
she didn't want to lose the sale, right, because I go,
I'm not going to this is what I I just
want to buy my watch and leave. I don't want
to give you my social Security number and my phone
number and put my pen and then I don't want
to write, and then I don't want to walk ten
blocks down to I got two girls waiting for me
because they're hungry. Can I just get a walk and watch?
Her don't? Right? And then I'm like maybe. Then I'm
trying not other watches to see if they fit, just
because I don't want to go get it sized right.
And then I'm like, what am I doing? I want
to get the one watch? So she said no, no, no, no, no,
actually let me. She goes, are you in hurry? And
I go I go, why do I seem like I'm
in a hurry? She goes, yes, but I will do
it as fast as I can if you can come
back in fifteen twenty minutes. And I was like, all right,
because I was gonna go upstairs right anyway. So then
she says, so then she fixes it. I come back
and then she goes, so you don't want to I said, no,
I don't want to open up things. She goes, okay,
well I'll tell you what I want to do. Now
she's trying to like scan numbers, and she goes, cause,
are you going to still buy something here? And I go,
uh yeah, and then she goes, well, then you'll get
you'll get your you'll get a discount. When you go
upstairs to go buy your shirt, you'll get a disc
So she's scanning a number and she's not getting it,
and I'm waiting. I'm waiting when Natalia is calling and calling,
where are you? Where are you? Where are you? We're hungry,
We're hungry. Just wait, just wait, I said, I still
need to She goes, you didn't get a shirt yet.
Speaker 3: I go to Talia's like, mom, we're bonding right now.
Speaker 2: Now. That's our mother daughter, Olivia and I have already
bonded here. So I'm like, lady, please can I just said,
can I just get my watch? I just want to
get my watch and go she goes, no, no, you
are you are you're getting your watch? And then she's
trying to skin she goes this way, you give them
your phone number, and she's like talking while she's trying
to do it. Then you'll get You'll get like she's
trying to drown out the situation that she's trying to
scan the thing and it's not it's not beeping.
Speaker 3: Then it beef.
Speaker 2: Then she goes on to the next thing, and I'm like,
oh my god, what are you wrong with department stores?
Speaker 3: I hate them all.
Speaker 2: Hate that every time.
Speaker 4: If you try to ever buy anything from like a
clinique counter or estay lotter, it's it's in the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need like your firstborns.
Speaker 2: Yes, they want your phone number. You're like, well, that
social Security number is in a card in a safe
positive box.
Speaker 3: You're like, well, could you go get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No I can't.
Speaker 3: I know, just can you call your bank?
Speaker 1: No, it just doesn't air.
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna get five percent off, but we have.
Speaker 2: And then they want to go above and beyond and
help you. Right, they're gonna help. She's gonna help me
by scanning something to attach it to my phone number.
I don't know what she's doing, what magic she's doing.
So then after twenty minutes of this retart sorry, this
stupid situation. Then I go upstairs to go by what
I gotta get, and then I'm checking out, and then
she goes, do you have a phone number with us?
And I go, oh, my god, I'll get this, I know.
I go, but okay, So the lady downstairs put my
number in my phone number, so now I'm gonna finally
something's gonna pay off. So I'm up there now I
give her my phone number and she goes, no, you're
not in the system, and I going, god, I just
bought it. I said, see this watch. I just bought
this watch like three hundred dollars downstairs about ten minutes ago,
king me, you know, she just did this whole thing.
And I stood there because I wanted to discount. So
and she goes, well, sometimes when, oh, before I gave
her that whole thing. She's She goes, sometimes the phone
number is old. And I go no, no, no, no, no,
I was you're like you but ten minutes old, right,
because I gave it to her ten minutes ago. Right.
Then she goes, oh, no, only my phone number didn't fire.
Speaker 1: She does this.
Speaker 2: Then she goes, let me call downstairs. They go, oh, no,
fucking check me out. I gotta go. This is why
I don't like to go to the mall. I mean,
imagine if you're behind somebody that wants to take advantage
of all this. Oh yeah, I do want to open
up a car. Then you're standing there waiting and waiting
and waiting, and then she's opening up her car, opening
up her own credit card, or then she's putting it,
or she's got to return something. I always get behind
the person's got to return something too, all the you know,
and it's just like this. This is why he goes
to This is why I shop online. Yes, you know,
I know the kids like going to the mall, but
I get totally defeated by all those lines and all
those dumb people and all the hassle, and they never
have anything I want. I like to go to either
just go to TJ Max or go to like Nordstone Rack,
like one store and it's got a lot of different choices.
But then half the time, this is another problem I have, though,
I'm so glad you bought yourself a watch, because I
end up spending money on the kids, and I won't
even buy myself a pair of s I'll talk myself
out of it.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, do I really know? I literally went
wanted to go to the mall because I was because
John made fun of me the other day.
Speaker 4: Because I was wearing this pair of camouflage sweats and
it wasn't I'm wearing a pair of now, but it
was a different pair. I have this pair of green
camouflage sweats, and there are men's sweats, and I love
those sweats. And sometimes do I wear them like two
days in a row? Possibly three?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yes, I sleep in them two? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did I sleep in them and wear them three days
in a row? Maybe I did?
Speaker 4: Okay, so assume me I wasn't going to the gym
during the middle of that time. Sometimes I'll change out
of them, put on something else. Oh, you're not an animal,
and then I put I not a monster.
Speaker 3: John goes, Honey, can I no offense? He's like, I'm
just asking the innocent question. Have you showered in.
Speaker 2: Between wearing those sweats for three days?
Speaker 4: And I was like, maybe I haven't, Maybe I haven't.
I'm trying to keep some mystery relationship. You don't need
to know every shower I take.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So anyway, I was like, part of the problem is
I have a few pairs of sweats, and I like
to wear sweats me too a lot, but I don't
like to constantly do laundry. So maybe I should just
get myself another pair of sweats, oh, because I have
one pair that is freed, and I'm like, you know,
I'm an adult woman, I can have more than one
pair of sweats, Like, I don't need to.
Speaker 2: They're my play clothes. I need to wear stuff that
has holes in it. I can throw those away.
Speaker 1: But then I won't.
Speaker 4: I will literally talk myself out of buying sweats that
are like sixteen dollars.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, no, I really need them, yeah, Because then.
Speaker 3: Also I'm like, no, I don't want to try them on.
Speaker 1: I know that's the hat.
Speaker 3: I've got to take off my shoes.
Speaker 2: I know I don't want to try anything, take off
my yoga pants, put on a pair of sweats that
I know what sweats look like.
Speaker 3: So then they're like, maybe I should just buy them.
Speaker 1: But then I go.
Speaker 3: Then I look at the line and I go.
Speaker 2: Talk myself, I really need another purse.
Speaker 3: What I mean I have three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, And then I leave. But then
I spend one hundred dollars on all the Canjeane shorts.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: No problem, right, no problemly right as you would say.
But you know, look here myself. I can't spend ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: The thing is is like I never go to the mall.
I haven't gone to them all a long time. I'm
still wearing makeup that I've had for years. Like you know,
I buy it at Right Aid. So to my wonder,
there they are the same brand that's at Right Aid,
ny X or whatever. It has their own store now
at the mall, and it's right at the entrance when
you walk in. So I'm like, see you girls, Oh
what do we have here? You know? So, but I
don't like the parking, the traffic. It's just all akshat
and it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 3: But that's why and not an ad. But that's why
Wander Beauty.
Speaker 4: That's why when we get to try products and then
we like them, I fall in love because I like
to order the stuff online because I don't want to
go to the store and stand it to makeup counter.
Speaker 3: I like to find a product I like. I do
the same thing with I have this.
Speaker 4: Keels it's a concentrate oil. It's Keels Midnight Recovery oil.
Speaker 2: I feel like I got it.
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever bought it for myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, either it was a gift or I got it
in a gift bag. Yes, somehow I got it and
I tried it. Oh, I know how I got it.
Speaker 3: I got it when I worked it, when I was
doing parental discretion. They gave me. They give you presents
a lot Nickelodeon.
Speaker 4: Gave me a whole Keels a nice gift thing with
like different Keels products, And I loved this oil. So
it's very expensive though, but guess what, I go find
it on eBay. I find people who have like a
bottle of it that doesn't have the box anymore, and
maybe they got a sample.
Speaker 3: I don't know where they get it. I don't want
to know how I stolen. I don't care.
Speaker 4: But if I don't, if I can get it for
instead of one hundred dollars for thirty five on eBay
with free shipping, totally for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I I know what I like and I just
find it as do you like? I cann't order it?
Is it good?
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 4: I put it on before bed. What's it called called
Keels Midnight Recovery Concentrate.
Speaker 2: Why do you like it? Because it's a it's an
oil that's not super oily. It doesn't it's not like
putting oil on your face. It doesn't have a residue.
And I just feel like my skin looks better because
it was good.
Speaker 3: I use this stuff every night. I really like it.
It's the only stuff that I find that I go, oh,
my skin looks better when I use Yeah, and it doesn't.
Speaker 2: When you find that, you gotta stick with it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I just anyway, I think you can understand we
don't like going shopping. Getting birth control can be a hassle.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember taking my niece to plant parenthood for
the first time when she was I told Wendy that
I was taking her to a hip hop dance glass
in the valley and picked her up and took her
to plant parenthood.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 2: Because she had a boyfriend and Wendy wasn't going to
do anything else. Wendy didn't want to know. I didn't
want to well, she wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend,
and Jackie was afraid of her mom and she was like,
and I was like, but so you're doing it with
you know, she's married to him still now to this day,
and she's like, yeah, Auntie Lenna, and I don't want
I said, no, I know, Okay, all right, I'll take
care of it. I'm going to tell your mom taking
you to a hip hop dance class. Yeah, you're like,
wear some sweats, yeah, kind of sports bra. Yeah, so
I took her to our very first guy.
Speaker 4: No, anyway, Well now they have hers and uh, instead
of having to go to your guano's office, you know,
get them off, wait for her to come make phone calls. Yeah,
you can get your birth control delivered to you when
you need it, where you need it, no judgment, and
they have a physician available to answer any questions you
might have.
Speaker 2: That's genius. Yeah. Yeah, where was they when I was
a teenager? Yes, they for for Hers puts the purchasing
power back in your hands. They bundle all the costs
of receiving your BAC into one low price of thirty
bucks and without the need for insurance, so you don't
have to know, you don't have to book time to
go to your doctor's appointment.
Speaker 3: No pharmacy lines. No insurance company.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, AnyWho, I feel like I had something else to
tell you, but yeah, that was our mall trip.
Speaker 3: This morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know they moved the clocks, which really
they need to put an end to that. I know,
I know, no point. I know my kids were so
you know, as you guys know, today's Monday. Whatever. Yeah, okay,
come on, let's where the charade is. Practically crying this morning.
Were your kids sad about getting up? Yes, they did
not want to get up. I didn't want to get up.
It was kind of it was very hard, especially too,
because we were out, you know, until like eight eight
thirty on a Sunday night, and then we came.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just and it's like for your body,
it was supposed to be seven thirty, right, but for
some reason it starts it feels like that time when
you go to bed, but then it feels earlier when
you wake up.
Speaker 2: Yes, fall back tricky. Jimmy was talking about. Jimmy was
talking about that the thing. He's like, yeah, no, so
the time changes and he's like, but my wife tricked
me because she's like, no, it's the good one. And
he was like, oh, and then then he realized it's
not a good one. Yeah, And she goes, no, it's
good for the kids. It keeps he goes, no, it's
not good. I don't care if it's good for the kids,
it's not good for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's the bad one. The good one is
late is in the fall?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, And I was like, I wish I
could just fall back. Just can't we just leap constantly?
Go just fall back? Yeah, we're you know, rebirth.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love that. Yeah, every season we
should just go.
Speaker 2: Back back, keep going back. Yes, nobody will get old.
Oh my god, I love I honestly love that idea.
Speaker 3: I know that's a great idea.
Speaker 2: Every year we should just be like, oh my god,
we'll get an extra hour of sleep. Yes, Why can't
we going to hurt? Right, I'm not going to hurt anybody?
And who bade the law anyways that we have to
change times?
Speaker 3: Why do we have to go back? I know the
original time? Why do we ever have to go catch
backed up?
Speaker 2: And I don't know what is it? Like we owe time,
like you owe us, We'll get you, We'll get you
in six months, right, No, I want to just work
on the DEVI right, yes, God, dang, keep going back,
keep getting falling back, all back, falling. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I did not appreciate it. And then the kids were
up late and this does this ever happen to you? Yes,
I'll look at my kids. I'll be like, you fuckers
have not had a shower in like two weeks. But
when's the last time you have a shower? When's the
last time? And LB will look at me. Elbe is
guilty of it, and she's fourteen, get the shower. I'll
be like LB, when it went, honestly, when's the law?
Speaker 3: And we took a shower? She'll be like, honestly, I
don't know.
Speaker 2: We changed the subject.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want to get in the shower right now.
Speaker 4: So then then none, I go, you know what, none
of you guys have had a shower. You know it's
been a long time. Yeah, there's no not doing towels
in the laundry.
Speaker 2: Let's run out washing your clothes a lot, because you
just changed clothes and things were good, no problem, right,
So last night all three of them had to take
a shower.
Speaker 4: But by the time I realized that they'd been tricking
me with no showers. It was already like ten o'clock
at night. I know, maybe it was nine thirty. But
by the time they were all out of the shower.
You know, Okay, so they don't want to go.
Speaker 2: In the shower for weeks, but then when they go in,
suddenly I know they're in for life, right, I know.
It's the same thing. They'd never want to take a
shower once they get in. What are you doing in there?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 3: My god, it's like they're singing. Ye put their eyes.
Speaker 2: They're probably on their iPads in there, probably playing Road
Shower Edition. I'm like, get the fuck out of the shower.
Speaker 3: And you're like, I thought you wanted me in the shower.
I'm like, now I want you out of the shower.
I'm like, it's been a half hour.
Speaker 2: Oh, Adam will not if he's around here, Like is
he still in the shower? Hey, Sonny, get out of
the shower. You're in there too long. I'm putting a
timer on next time. Like he doesn't, And Adam gets
in the shower. Takes him two seconds because he doesn't
soap up. John takes a lot of showers. I get
a little shower judgment if I haven't taken a shower.
But sometimes I'm like, if I go to the gym,
then I need a shower. If I don't go to
the gym, I smell pretty good. Yeah fine, I know,
like I don't. I don't smell right, Yeah, it's it's
called deodorant, right, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: But the kids always forget deodorant and they stink and
then they don't take a shower, and then I have
to yell at them. So yeah, So last night, by
the time everyone went to bed, it was late, and
I was yelling and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I why?
Speaker 3: Like why when I if I say hey.
Speaker 4: Guys, because this is me the beginning of it, I'm like, guys,
you haven't had a shower in like since last leap year.
Speaker 2: It's time for a shower. Then they'll go, okay, you
go first, Yeah, Sadie go first. Yes, yeah, I'll wait
until Sadie's down. It's evyteen minutes and I'm like into
a new podcast. I'm like, then I have to stop
my put my podcast on pause, and.
Speaker 1: Go, hey, I said, get in the shower.
Speaker 4: Why is the shower not running? And then I'm like, Okay,
that should do it, and then I get back, go back.
I'm like, get back into my twenty twenty or sixteen
minutes or Maddie the girl who was kidnapped in Portugal.
I'm like, all right, what's going what?
Speaker 2: Okay? Go on?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, what the hell they're still on it?
Speaker 4: Go by, And then I'm like, now I have to
take my earbuds out, put it on pause because I
have it.
Speaker 2: I'm plugged in. I'm trying to rejuice my phone. Put
it down on the bed, Get up now. The dog
gets up because the dog's like, where are you going that?
I know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, walk out into the other room. You're on
the couch.
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, I told you to take a shower.
And then I also yelled a reminder to take a shower.
Nobody's in the shower, right, somebody better get in the shower.
Then I hear some squabbling about it, and.
Speaker 2: Then then I have to say it again, and then
I'll get one of them going all right, we're about
to get in the shower. Oh why do you gotta
get so mad?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Italia calls me ticky ticky time bomb,
but like, honestly, it's because I have to ask for
the eighteenth time. That's why, you know why you gotta
get so mad? All right, gosh, settle down. You have
anger issues, that's her new thing. Like I have anger,
and I'm not trying to compare anybody, But do you
ever see me do that to Sonny? Like I don't
say it to her, but really do. And I said
it in therapy with Adam and Brittany because Adam says
sometimes that I snap. He goes, yeah, yeah, well you do,
and Italia thinks you do. You do get snappy? I go, okay, assholes.
First of all, I get snappy, and I'm asking somebody
to do something for the eighteenth time, or nobody listens
or I tried to tell you and you didn't listen,
or blah blah blah blah blah. There's a reason why
I get snappy. And why is it that you can
be snappy? Why can't I have a husband that just goes, oh,
it's just Lynette, leave alone? Oh Lynnette, like you know
what I mean, Like, why can't I have that? But
we would find that to be condescending. I know, right,
we wouldn't like that, right, but no, no, you know what,
but why can't they have a well, you know, then
go take your shower of then so mom doesn't have
to get back exactly.
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 2: But I don't do you see me snap at Sonny?
Do I snap it? Olga? Do I snap at anybody else? No?
So maybe you're the source.
Speaker 3: That was the patriot.
Speaker 4: That was when I said that, Well, yeah, that because
John thinks I'm irritable, right yeah, And I was like,
but I'm irritable with you, right, the kids don't find
me irritable. I'm actually in a pretty cheery mood a
lot with that, right right. Yeah, that's in therapy.
Speaker 2: That's what we were. Did I talk about that last
week last Monday on Patreon? On Patreon? It didn't there,
that didn't are well, yeah, like Adam and I went
to we go to the therapist. Brittany, it's Britney, bitch,
it's Brittany bitch. You were going that night. I was
going that night and I did have a beef. Yeah
that you were like going to save for him. Yeah.
I don't remember it now, but it was so the snappiness,
you know, like, oh, it's like, well that's always She's
not always, but she's you know, you do get in
a bad mood, like, Oh, I'm not in a bad mood.
I'm not in a bad mood around the kids. Who's
the one that gets up after dinner and goes into
his office and just goes in there. Why I don't
have the luxury of doing that. They followed the dog.
Everybody follows me everywhere I go, right, you know, So
I don't have that luxury of just going all right,
I'm done eating. I'm just gonna go. You guys do
the dishes. I'm gonna go. No, I have to be
out in the kitchen, cleaning the kitchen, putting everything away,
making their lunches. I have to be first of all.
Speaker 3: We're like doctors that are on call all the time.
Speaker 4: Because Adam could probably be in the room because this
will happen, like John could be sitting in the room
with them on the couch, and I could be, you know,
twenty thousand leagues under the ocean, and they will find
a way to lower themselves. They will put on scuba
deer to come down and go mom, Mom, Can I
can I get five dollars of roblock?
Speaker 3: Can I get roebucks?
Speaker 2: It's the sound of the submarine.
Speaker 4: I'll be hiding under in a cave, in an ocean cave,
trying to listen to a podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, submarine heep.
Speaker 2: Going, it could be twenty leagues.
Speaker 1: It's just pitch.
Speaker 2: Flat, and I'll just see a light coming from their head.
Speaker 1: You know, from their like head.
Speaker 3: They're they're a like helmet shaking the.
Speaker 2: Light coming up.
Speaker 1: Books. What Oh my god, sir, So you can't ask that.
Speaker 2: You couldn't have asked that that you had to go.
Speaker 5: You had to get in a submarine, you had to
gear up, put on a website, you get in a submarine,
take a year to go all the way down into
the ocean, task me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got to take your earbuds out.
And by the way, John probably wouldn't have even said no,
like that's the thing I don't know. Oh yeah, oh
my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we have to be available, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Yeah, so we get here, Yes,
we get yes, it's my point. Yeah, because all roads
lead back right us. Right, it's like after mom, can
you sign this form?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and the dog.
Speaker 2: Too, though It's true, every time I get out and
leave the room, the dog's got to follow me. And
the dog makes noise too. He's not like you know,
tinker Bell, and he's just any And it's in the
morning sometimes early morning.
Speaker 1: I kind of like feed him.
Speaker 2: The kids are sleeping over or whatever. I'm like, don't
wake anybody up, and then he goes and he's got
to go push the door open and go in everybody's rooms,
and the dog follows me everywhere, and so why so okay,
So then when I sit down, I have five minutes
of alone time. You want to come in and talk
to me about I don't know, I don't care. I
Oh god, why are you being so bitchy?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's bitchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's got depression. Be fucking depressed too, bitch.
Speaker 4: Well that's the thing that we were kind of going
off on Patreon, which is so funny.
Speaker 2: It's just the then you finally just go, I don't
I'm I'm sorry, I can't hear this right now, and
then they're like, wow, okay, oh wow Jesus, all right, wow,
wow irritable. Wow, you just become an irritable person. Maybe
you need some like an antidepressant, yes, look into some
herbs or something for that.
Speaker 3: Irritability. May are you going through the change like that.
Speaker 2: Was five years ago? This is my personality now, pain
right now, I am I seriously am paying.
Speaker 3: I broke a rim, super hot.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you, yeah, Kailin, thanks everybody, thanks for listening.
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