Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, this hour brought to
Speaker 2: you by JRR and But like Thursday Night football.
Speaker 3: Brevard County, baby represent this place looks super cool. Cocoa
Speaker 3: Beach Fish Camp. On they went and Atlantic ab over
Speaker 3: there in Coco.
Speaker 2: Beach be there ahead of the Packers in the Lions
Speaker 2: game tomorrow evening six to eight. If you would like
Speaker 2: to swing.
Speaker 3: By, do we know the concert ticket giveaways? I know
Speaker 3: they're gonna be good. And also the new b w
Speaker 3: O koozies. The last time we were out, you know,
Speaker 3: I counted we went through almost eighty of them before.
Speaker 2: Uh, we'll be sure to bring plenty of those and
Speaker 2: the stickers as well. So yeah, come on out six
Speaker 2: to eight, Cocoa Beach Fish Camp tomorrow evening pregaming action
Speaker 2: uh before Thursday Night football. Right, let's begin in Death Valley,
Speaker 2: Death Valley, California. In there hot as it can be. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that was what was blamed for what is now
Speaker 2: the seventh truck fire this year in Death Valley on
Speaker 2: a roadway where trucks aren't even supposed to be driving.
Speaker 2: They're forbidden to drive through the national park there because
Speaker 2: of mainly two reasons. Some steep grades combined with extremely
Speaker 2: hot temperatures at times during the year makes for break failures.
Speaker 2: I was thinking melted tires, which was the case of
Speaker 2: this semi on Friday, that it's gone down to steep grade,
Speaker 2: it's hot, and next thing you know, it's forty four
Speaker 2: pounds of dried chickpeas are on fire. Chickpeas. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: what makes up a hummus, isn't it. No, that's I
Speaker 2: think I think so. Yeah, I think it is chickpea.
Speaker 2: Are those like chili beans? Is that the same thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't think there. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not ten percent. I mean it wasn't even one
Speaker 3: hundred percent sure it was in hummus. But now, back
Speaker 3: when you.
Speaker 2: Drove big rigs on the West coast, was this band
Speaker 2: uh effect through Death Valley? Did you ever run through
Speaker 2: Death Valley? There? There were no roles. We were Death
Speaker 2: Valley runners.
Speaker 3: That's why I said tires because it was so hot,
Speaker 3: pat that at times are retreads. You know about retreads
Speaker 3: on semi or yes, you see those at times in
Speaker 3: the middle of the travel lanes. Yes, you do on
Speaker 3: the highways and byways of America.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: But when when my day is a truck and you know,
Speaker 3: when when meth was smiled upon to keep us up
Speaker 3: and rolling, it was more.
Speaker 2: Like e speeders, like it was the first smiled upon. Wow,
Speaker 2: because if you did, it would be a meth smile like. Yes,
Speaker 2: but anyway, summer teeth, I digress.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for deciphering that, because I was wondering
Speaker 3: if you do, like I'm a gone me.
Speaker 2: Making a very strange face to him.
Speaker 3: But when when your cruise long you would see in
Speaker 3: death l you would see those retreads from semis sticking
Speaker 3: to the road because they were it was so hot,
Speaker 3: standing upright, just stuck there it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. It was like
Speaker 2: the under tread just comes right out of the retread
Speaker 2: and the truck keeps going on down. Yeah.
Speaker 3: People that didn't know thought it was like seal carcasses
Speaker 3: on their road, which would be valley seals.
Speaker 2: Very odd, yes, common psyched.
Speaker 3: I never ran chick peet chickpeas in my truck. And
Speaker 3: if I did run some chicks, the old lizards, you know,
Speaker 3: the ones found in the lot. Sure, I ain't talking
Speaker 3: about comic coma coma coma chameleons.
Speaker 2: Sure, how about come and go? How about how about
Speaker 2: a headline of the week contender? This might qualify?
Speaker 3: Hold on, I got my pen ready? All right, we
Speaker 3: have we have officially decided. I think it was yesterday
Speaker 3: or the day before that nothing will ever beat miss
Speaker 3: honeycumb that we know.
Speaker 2: Of, honeycomb attacked by bees. Yes, but legendary. What do
Speaker 2: we have on here? Tokyo man arrested for allegedly snatching
Speaker 2: glasses using moped. Dozens found at his home.
Speaker 3: Old lo Okay, Tokyo man arrested for stealing glasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy's gimmick is he has moped and he
Speaker 2: comes mopetting up to unsuspecting pedestrians and snatches their glasses
Speaker 2: right off their head and then mean right off, takes
Speaker 2: off his sunglasses or whatever kind of glasses. They found
Speaker 2: fifty pairs of glasses at his home. He's forty nine
Speaker 2: years old, has some sort of I don't know, fascination
Speaker 2: with strangers glasses. Is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Glasses fetish? Perhaps, that's why I'm saying, So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: fixation or fetish or yeah, I'm wondering if it's that
Speaker 2: kind of you know, fetish. Speaking of fetishes, a little
Speaker 2: later in the show, when we have some time, we
Speaker 2: have the the most popular fetishes of twenty twenty four
Speaker 2: that have been boiled down, and there's some new ones
Speaker 2: that have popped in there that I think we're gonna
Speaker 2: need to address.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably because Ai, the satan Ai ruins everything.
Speaker 3: By the way, yes, Pat chickpeas and garbonzo beans are
Speaker 3: the same thing. It's chili beans, right, yeah. Yeah. Or hummus,
Speaker 3: the popular worldwide protein and fiber versatile all hummus all
Speaker 3: the time. Here at jar R. We just sit here
Speaker 3: with the tunes are playing and we hummus Hummus radio.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, smoke ped man, we'll set you a
Speaker 2: sight here. All right. They haven't got the word in
Speaker 2: Virginia yet, or at least not on a widespread basis
Speaker 2: about this concept of Bob world order, which has its
Speaker 2: roots in the shoplifting epidemic that has plagued this country
Speaker 2: as of lates, where you know, you just folks feel
Speaker 2: like they have this right to just waltz into any
Speaker 2: kind of retailer and waltz out with whatever they want
Speaker 2: without paying no form of consequence.
Speaker 3: Well, BWO is the consequence. We have an armed guard
Speaker 3: in every retailer, paid for by the retailer, and that
Speaker 3: armed guard mows them down at the kneecaps, so the
Speaker 3: person steals. So then when they leave, they're in a
Speaker 3: wheelchair for life to roll around their neighborhood. And everybody goes, oh, no,
Speaker 3: what happened at BWO Avenue? You say West Virginia or Virginia,
Speaker 3: Virginia because I have sent Yeah, I've only sent like
Speaker 3: three or four to Virginia and a couple of West Virginia.
Speaker 2: Okay, this story pops up every year, but not at
Speaker 2: this level. Police are left stunned at a Virginia walmart
Speaker 2: when a guy decided despite the shop with a cop
Speaker 2: event that was going on h that featured at the
Speaker 2: time of his apprehension, fifty officers in the store and
Speaker 2: forty marked patrol cars in the parking lots. What's wrong
Speaker 2: with this guy? Well, you'd have to ask thirty two
Speaker 2: year old Hector d Velasquez Mala Dudnado of Chesterfield County,
Speaker 2: fourteen hundred dollars worth of crap he tried to wheel
Speaker 2: out without pain for the Walmart. While shop with the
Speaker 2: cop was going on.
Speaker 4: Between the Sheriff's Department and police officers about fifty uniform
Speaker 4: personnel at the store, a member of the staff at
Speaker 4: Walmart came up to us and informed us that they
Speaker 4: had a shoplifting in progress inside the store. We were
Speaker 4: able to see on video the suspect as he was
Speaker 4: concealing merchandise. As we approached from different directions, he tried
Speaker 4: to escape out the back of the store. I think
Speaker 4: he was stunned. Fifteen officers at that point. You know,
Speaker 4: we had thirty forty marked patrol cars in the parking lot,
Speaker 4: and when we found his vehicle was actually facing where
Speaker 4: all of our cars were part so he would have
Speaker 4: had to have seen them. It just didn't matter to him.
Speaker 4: He was going to take the chance.
Speaker 2: Is he doing the old They'll never expect this today? Yeah,
Speaker 2: not on this day.
Speaker 3: It's like the guy that wears this shirt that says
Speaker 3: I loved draw and he's dealing because he's like, I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna make it as obvious possible because then they'll
Speaker 3: just laugh and overlook me.
Speaker 2: You know why that guy walked into that one of
Speaker 2: the mark bag full of drugs? Marked bag full of drugs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly where the money pouch. That's the money sign
Speaker 3: on it. You know why that guy walked in and
Speaker 3: committed the crime even though seeing all the cop cars.
Speaker 2: Here's the real reason, because.
Speaker 3: He knew that BWO had not taken full effect there yet,
Speaker 3: and none of those officers had a submachine gun to
Speaker 3: wipe them out at the knees.
Speaker 2: Oh, it would have been a hell of gunfire.
Speaker 3: Insane. Wow, some people. I just yeah, you have that
Speaker 3: up up at a JR on Facebook page. You said,
Speaker 3: huh the story, Yeah, yeah, that's there.
Speaker 2: I'm going there right now. You look at that one
Speaker 2: Hector
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