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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, this hour brought to

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<v Speaker 2>you by JRR and But like Thursday Night football.

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<v Speaker 3>Brevard County, baby represent this place looks super cool. Cocoa

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<v Speaker 3>Beach Fish Camp. On they went and Atlantic ab over

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<v Speaker 3>there in Coco.

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<v Speaker 2>Beach be there ahead of the Packers in the Lions

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<v Speaker 2>game tomorrow evening six to eight. If you would like

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<v Speaker 2>to swing.

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<v Speaker 3>By, do we know the concert ticket giveaways? I know

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna be good. And also the new b w

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<v Speaker 3>O koozies. The last time we were out, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I counted we went through almost eighty of them before.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, we'll be sure to bring plenty of those and

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<v Speaker 2>the stickers as well. So yeah, come on out six

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<v Speaker 2>to eight, Cocoa Beach Fish Camp tomorrow evening pregaming action

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<v Speaker 2>uh before Thursday Night football. Right, let's begin in Death Valley,

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<v Speaker 2>Death Valley, California. In there hot as it can be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was what was blamed for what is now

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<v Speaker 2>the seventh truck fire this year in Death Valley on

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<v Speaker 2>a roadway where trucks aren't even supposed to be driving.

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<v Speaker 2>They're forbidden to drive through the national park there because

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<v Speaker 2>of mainly two reasons. Some steep grades combined with extremely

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<v Speaker 2>hot temperatures at times during the year makes for break failures.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking melted tires, which was the case of

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<v Speaker 2>this semi on Friday, that it's gone down to steep grade,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hot, and next thing you know, it's forty four

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<v Speaker 2>pounds of dried chickpeas are on fire. Chickpeas. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what makes up a hummus, isn't it. No, that's I

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<v Speaker 2>think I think so. Yeah, I think it is chickpea.

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<v Speaker 2>Are those like chili beans? Is that the same thing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not ten percent. I mean it wasn't even one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred percent sure it was in hummus. But now, back

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<v Speaker 3>when you.

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<v Speaker 2>Drove big rigs on the West coast, was this band

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<v Speaker 2>uh effect through Death Valley? Did you ever run through

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<v Speaker 2>Death Valley? There? There were no roles. We were Death

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<v Speaker 2>Valley runners.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I said tires because it was so hot,

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<v Speaker 3>pat that at times are retreads. You know about retreads

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<v Speaker 3>on semi or yes, you see those at times in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of the travel lanes. Yes, you do on

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<v Speaker 3>the highways and byways of America.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>But when when my day is a truck and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>when when meth was smiled upon to keep us up

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<v Speaker 3>and rolling, it was more.

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<v Speaker 2>Like e speeders, like it was the first smiled upon. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>because if you did, it would be a meth smile like. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but anyway, summer teeth, I digress.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, thank you for deciphering that, because I was wondering

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<v Speaker 3>if you do, like I'm a gone me.

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<v Speaker 2>Making a very strange face to him.

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<v Speaker 3>But when when your cruise long you would see in

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<v Speaker 3>death l you would see those retreads from semis sticking

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<v Speaker 3>to the road because they were it was so hot,

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<v Speaker 3>standing upright, just stuck there it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>the under tread just comes right out of the retread

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<v Speaker 2>and the truck keeps going on down. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>People that didn't know thought it was like seal carcasses

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<v Speaker 3>on their road, which would be valley seals.

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<v Speaker 2>Very odd, yes, common psyched.

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<v Speaker 3>I never ran chick peet chickpeas in my truck. And

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<v Speaker 3>if I did run some chicks, the old lizards, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the ones found in the lot. Sure, I ain't talking

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<v Speaker 3>about comic coma coma coma chameleons.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, how about come and go? How about how about

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<v Speaker 2>a headline of the week contender? This might qualify?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, I got my pen ready? All right, we

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<v Speaker 3>have we have officially decided. I think it was yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>or the day before that nothing will ever beat miss

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<v Speaker 3>honeycumb that we know.

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<v Speaker 2>Of, honeycomb attacked by bees. Yes, but legendary. What do

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<v Speaker 2>we have on here? Tokyo man arrested for allegedly snatching

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<v Speaker 2>glasses using moped. Dozens found at his home.

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<v Speaker 3>Old lo Okay, Tokyo man arrested for stealing glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this guy's gimmick is he has moped and he

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<v Speaker 2>comes mopetting up to unsuspecting pedestrians and snatches their glasses

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<v Speaker 2>right off their head and then mean right off, takes

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<v Speaker 2>off his sunglasses or whatever kind of glasses. They found

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<v Speaker 2>fifty pairs of glasses at his home. He's forty nine

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<v Speaker 2>years old, has some sort of I don't know, fascination

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<v Speaker 2>with strangers glasses. Is it? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Glasses fetish? Perhaps, that's why I'm saying, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>fixation or fetish or yeah, I'm wondering if it's that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of you know, fetish. Speaking of fetishes, a little

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<v Speaker 2>later in the show, when we have some time, we

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<v Speaker 2>have the the most popular fetishes of twenty twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>that have been boiled down, and there's some new ones

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<v Speaker 2>that have popped in there that I think we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>need to address.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's probably because Ai, the satan Ai ruins everything.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, yes, Pat chickpeas and garbonzo beans are

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<v Speaker 3>the same thing. It's chili beans, right, yeah. Yeah. Or hummus,

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<v Speaker 3>the popular worldwide protein and fiber versatile all hummus all

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<v Speaker 3>the time. Here at jar R. We just sit here

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<v Speaker 3>with the tunes are playing and we hummus Hummus radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, smoke ped man, we'll set you a

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<v Speaker 2>sight here. All right. They haven't got the word in

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<v Speaker 2>Virginia yet, or at least not on a widespread basis

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<v Speaker 2>about this concept of Bob world order, which has its

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<v Speaker 2>roots in the shoplifting epidemic that has plagued this country

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<v Speaker 2>as of lates, where you know, you just folks feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they have this right to just waltz into any

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<v Speaker 2>kind of retailer and waltz out with whatever they want

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<v Speaker 2>without paying no form of consequence.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, BWO is the consequence. We have an armed guard

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<v Speaker 3>in every retailer, paid for by the retailer, and that

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<v Speaker 3>armed guard mows them down at the kneecaps, so the

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<v Speaker 3>person steals. So then when they leave, they're in a

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<v Speaker 3>wheelchair for life to roll around their neighborhood. And everybody goes, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 3>what happened at BWO Avenue? You say West Virginia or Virginia,

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<v Speaker 3>Virginia because I have sent Yeah, I've only sent like

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<v Speaker 3>three or four to Virginia and a couple of West Virginia.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this story pops up every year, but not at

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<v Speaker 2>this level. Police are left stunned at a Virginia walmart

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<v Speaker 2>when a guy decided despite the shop with a cop

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<v Speaker 2>event that was going on h that featured at the

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<v Speaker 2>time of his apprehension, fifty officers in the store and

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<v Speaker 2>forty marked patrol cars in the parking lots. What's wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with this guy? Well, you'd have to ask thirty two

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<v Speaker 2>year old Hector d Velasquez Mala Dudnado of Chesterfield County,

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen hundred dollars worth of crap he tried to wheel

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<v Speaker 2>out without pain for the Walmart. While shop with the

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<v Speaker 2>cop was going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Between the Sheriff's Department and police officers about fifty uniform

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<v Speaker 4>personnel at the store, a member of the staff at

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<v Speaker 4>Walmart came up to us and informed us that they

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<v Speaker 4>had a shoplifting in progress inside the store. We were

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<v Speaker 4>able to see on video the suspect as he was

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<v Speaker 4>concealing merchandise. As we approached from different directions, he tried

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<v Speaker 4>to escape out the back of the store. I think

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<v Speaker 4>he was stunned. Fifteen officers at that point. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>we had thirty forty marked patrol cars in the parking lot,

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<v Speaker 4>and when we found his vehicle was actually facing where

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<v Speaker 4>all of our cars were part so he would have

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<v Speaker 4>had to have seen them. It just didn't matter to him.

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<v Speaker 4>He was going to take the chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he doing the old They'll never expect this today? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not on this day.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the guy that wears this shirt that says

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<v Speaker 3>I loved draw and he's dealing because he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna make it as obvious possible because then they'll

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<v Speaker 3>just laugh and overlook me.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why that guy walked into that one of

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<v Speaker 2>the mark bag full of drugs? Marked bag full of drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly where the money pouch. That's the money sign

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<v Speaker 3>on it. You know why that guy walked in and

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<v Speaker 3>committed the crime even though seeing all the cop cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the real reason, because.

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<v Speaker 3>He knew that BWO had not taken full effect there yet,

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<v Speaker 3>and none of those officers had a submachine gun to

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<v Speaker 3>wipe them out at the knees.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it would have been a hell of gunfire.

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<v Speaker 3>Insane. Wow, some people. I just yeah, you have that

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<v Speaker 3>up up at a JR on Facebook page. You said,

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<v Speaker 3>huh the story, Yeah, yeah, that's there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going there right now. You look at that one

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<v Speaker 2>Hector

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<v Speaker 1>Like one oh one one double U jr R Orlando's

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<v Speaker 1>rock station.